// #nerdhacks — 2017-03-16
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19:44:13 Topic Is: http://www.gifporn.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/giphy-451.gif
19:44:13 Set By: (steven) on: Tue Mar 14 23:04:01 2017
19:44:19 <steven> damian dawwwwg
19:44:24 <sharni> Heyyyyyyyyy
19:44:25 <damian> ey nigga cheese
19:44:32 <damian> what's the login details for crazydomains?!
19:44:37 <damian> i'm going to put nerdhacks onto it's own mailbox
19:44:37 <steven> ahh
19:44:39 <damian> FINALLY
19:44:48 <KickOutTheJams> Dont forget GoldSpade!
19:45:07 <damian> lol wow
19:45:11 <YourFavouriteNightmare> lolol
19:45:15 <damian> surely i wasn't gone for that long that my nickname deregistered
19:45:21 <steven> i checked it today
19:45:24 <damian> that's crazy
19:45:33 <steven> -NickOP- damian is not a registered nickname
19:46:19 <damian> how long do nicknames last here these days?!
19:46:30 <steven> 1 month
19:46:37 <YourFavouriteNightmare> 30 days
19:46:43 <damian> seriously, that all
19:46:54 <damian> Session Close: Sun Feb 05 13:51:47 2017
19:46:54 <damian> [11:38:12pm] -NickOP- Password accepted -- You are now identified as damian.
19:47:01 <damian> i was only ten days over haha
19:47:19 <b1rd> ay old man
19:47:23 <b1rd> wattup
19:47:26 <b1rd> long time no see
19:47:30 <b1rd> hows ya blue ute
19:48:33 Kick: b1rd was kicked by YourFavouriteNightmare (FAGGOT)
19:48:44 Join: b1rd ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:48:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o b1rd
19:48:47 <steven> props tho
19:50:03 <sharni> Lol
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19:56:44 <President_Trump> props tho props tho props tho
19:58:53 <steven> props
19:59:13 <sharni> Nah mate nah
19:59:26 <damian> sup sharni
19:59:30 <sharni> Hey
20:00:39 <steven> i just watched dont breathe
20:01:14 <sharni> Ohhh yeah
20:01:18 <sharni> Coool
20:01:20 <damian> did you scream?
20:01:31 <sharni> Kinky
20:02:10 <President_Trump> there she is lil sharni, has ur bf finished uploading the austnet news yet?
20:02:41 <sharni> Idk he is too busy touching his kitty
20:03:09 <YourFavouriteNightmare> I downloaded part 1
20:03:13 <YourFavouriteNightmare> For archive purposes
20:03:45 <steven> nar!
20:04:27 <President_Trump> wheres me toothbrush
20:04:53 <steven> https://vid.me/CMRm
20:06:33 <President_Trump> deadpandadolls wants to finger micktaylors asshole too, never a more true word spoken lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:06:51 <steven> lols
20:07:01 <YourFavouriteNightmare> I love that clip
20:07:07 <YourFavouriteNightmare> I wonder what he keeps looking at
20:07:23 <sharni> Lol
20:08:11 <steven> a picture of you next to the picture of slinky
20:08:22 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Hahahaha
20:08:23 <sharni> Looollll
20:08:25 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Wouldn't surprise me
20:09:15 <President_Trump> tisk has taken the austnet news to the next level
20:09:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@88.280.*
20:09:36 Kick: folious was kicked by YourFavouriteNightmare (Pollocked)
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20:09:49 <Lumeah> I refuse to watch it
20:09:49 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Haha oops
20:09:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@88.208.*
20:09:57 <sharni> Watch it
20:10:00 Kick: folious was kicked by YourFavouriteNightmare (Pollocked)
20:10:02 <Lumeah> No
20:10:11 <sharni> It's not bad
20:10:19 <sharni> Just talks mainly about his stained teeth
20:10:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@88.280.*
20:10:26 <Lumeah> Scary
20:10:42 <steven> https://vid.me/6BrY
20:10:54 <b1rd> yep
20:11:01 <b1rd> i refuse and resist!
20:11:40 <President_Trump> it is not as good as the b1rd/megamagna video
20:11:45 <President_Trump> what was his name
20:11:53 <YourFavouriteNightmare> LOL @ that second one
20:11:57 <YourFavouriteNightmare> David
20:12:04 <President_Trump> props tho
20:12:36 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
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20:13:37 <sharni> Haha
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20:14:00 <steven> https://vid.me/ujOL
20:14:28 <sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/4YyacA9g/IMG_5971.JPG
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20:14:40 <KickOutTheJams> My fav is ayyyye whats going on and that one where he calls us a fucking nonga
20:15:09 <sharni> Lol
20:15:20 <steven> AYEEEEEEEEEE
20:15:27 <YourFavouriteNightmare> lolllll
20:15:37 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Nice hair do in last one
20:16:00 Join: electrochronograph ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:16:48 <steven> https://vid.me/C889
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20:17:31 Kick: electrochronograph was kicked by YourFavouriteNightmare (Pollocked)
20:18:19 <steven> BLykE
20:18:22 <steven> where is the austnet news
20:20:25 <sharni> Ayyyyeeee
20:24:08 <BLykE> lols
20:24:10 <BLykE> coffee
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20:25:12 <President_Trump> "was sposed to go to dentist, went dancing instead"
20:25:36 <steven> lols
20:25:42 Join: oko1211 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:25:56 <YourFavouriteNightmare> BLykE: How's sockzie?
20:26:10 <couleurs> lmao at the tyre killing that 1 random guy.gif
20:26:31 <steven> haha
20:26:36 <KickOutTheJams> This is my fav
20:26:37 <KickOutTheJams> http://tinypic.com/r/2mpgxvl/9
20:28:03 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:28:50 <Arbition> What news my chums
20:29:34 <BLykE> sockzie is best cat
20:29:38 <BLykE> so good
20:29:41 <BLykE> lols
20:30:46 <KickOutTheJams> BLykE can you do the austnet news advert again but spit when your talking a little bit
20:30:52 <KickOutTheJams> that would make is so much better
20:36:52 <YourFavouriteNightmare> His face looks really long in that link
20:38:09 <steven> you cant help but wait for it
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20:39:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b+o *!*gengar@*.static.ctmip.net Lumeah
20:39:33 Join: James ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:40:00 <steven> hi james
20:41:59 Quit: KickOutTheJams ([email protected]) Quit:
20:43:08 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:43:15 <steven> g'day
20:43:46 <amelia> sup
20:43:53 <steven> nuffin much
20:43:58 <steven> just avn a laff
20:44:17 <amelia> wots da craic
20:44:20 <steven> http://tinypic.com/r/2mpgxvl/9
20:44:59 <amelia> says somethin bout flash 9
20:45:02 <amelia> wont load for me
20:45:08 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Click the flash 9
20:45:18 <YourFavouriteNightmare> And you can enable it
20:45:33 <YourFavouriteNightmare> I've got Chrome too
20:45:54 <amelia> doesn't work
20:45:59 <President_Trump> virus
20:46:10 <b1rd> well b1rd new boss of turdhacks
20:46:14 <amelia> says it requires adobe which isn't supported on this device
20:46:18 <b1rd> running the place by fear alone
20:46:19 <steven> bird the turd
20:46:24 <b1rd> nm other than that
20:46:25 <b1rd> :)
20:46:42 <YourFavouriteNightmare> amelia: Then a little popup comes out of your address bar
20:46:54 <YourFavouriteNightmare> "Do you want to enable flsdh?"
20:46:59 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Flash too
20:47:36 <amelia> nope it doesn't because its not supported on my phone
20:47:44 <YourFavouriteNightmare> oh phone
20:47:54 <President_Trump> lol @ YourFavouriteNightmare IT expert
20:47:55 <Arbition> yep, apple was at the forefront of dumping adobe
20:48:04 <amelia> mine is samsung
20:48:18 <Arbition> android followed suit after a couple of years
20:48:20 <YourFavouriteNightmare> President_Trump: I had to do it before
20:48:23 <amelia> can't believe you just assumed i used apple
20:48:44 <b1rd> apple is the devil
20:48:50 <Arbition> not neccessarily, I thought I'd mention the history
20:48:57 <President_Trump> any IT expert would first ask themself "what device are they using?"
20:49:02 <b1rd> just answer the question Arbition !
20:49:09 <Arbition> question?
20:49:10 <b1rd> yep
20:49:12 <YourFavouriteNightmare> b1rd has his iPhone 3gs
20:49:17 <amelia> thanks anyway YourFavouriteNightmare
20:49:18 <Arbition> which question?
20:49:20 <b1rd> are you IT expert Arbition ?
20:49:20 <YourFavouriteNightmare> h4rdk0re
20:49:21 <President_Trump> b1rd is the only IT expert in here
20:49:22 <President_Trump> props tho
20:49:25 <b1rd> LOL
20:49:28 * b1rd snorts
20:49:32 <b1rd> hardly
20:49:57 <Arbition> That question wasn't put to me
20:50:29 <Arbition> but it is my industry, so more a professional than expert
20:50:47 <b1rd> help out amelia then
20:50:55 <amelia> I don't need help
20:51:00 <Arbition> There's no helping
20:51:02 <YourFavouriteNightmare> You work for Apple?
20:51:07 <amelia> if i did, i would ask for it
20:51:11 <Arbition> mobile devices have been dumped from all major phone vendors
20:51:16 <Arbition> sorry adobe
20:51:18 <Arbition> has been dumped
20:51:32 <b1rd> wtf would u want adobe junk on your fone
20:51:33 <b1rd> ?
20:51:39 <b1rd> wtf = why the fuck
20:52:27 <Arbition> some website requested it
20:52:37 <b1rd> heh
20:52:47 <b1rd> who needs the www
20:52:55 <b1rd> real men use irc and usenet
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20:52:57 <b1rd> LOLLL
20:53:12 <BLykE> are u the 1 I love?
20:53:16 <b1rd> yes
20:53:17 <b1rd> i am
20:53:24 <Glenn> <*cough*>
20:53:26 <Glenn> Good eveining all! :)
20:56:20 <President_Trump> evening Glennda!
20:57:32 Quit: James ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:57:53 <b1rd> morning glenda
20:57:58 <b1rd> lol President_Trump
20:58:02 <Lumeah> Evening Glenda
20:58:07 <b1rd> LOLLL
20:58:15 <b1rd> "ITS GLEN!!"
20:58:18 <b1rd> :)
20:58:30 <b1rd> says glen
20:58:47 <b1rd> BLykE, it's me Jen!
20:59:38 <BLykE> hi
21:00:16 <deadpandadolls> cause for 24 yrs ive been livin next door to alice, alice, her dad buried her in the garden!
21:00:34 <YourFavouriteNightmare> I've just heard that a scummy junkie held up the local Woolworths
21:00:45 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Funny how BLykE was quite for a while too
21:00:53 <BLykE> lols
21:04:02 <b1rd> BLykE baby
21:04:05 <b1rd> i've missed you
21:04:41 <sharni> Who the fuck is Alice
21:04:53 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Some abo
21:05:01 <sharni> Aww yeah
21:05:02 <b1rd> you only 11 years old sharni
21:05:09 <b1rd> too young to have heard the song
21:05:30 <b1rd> bed soon fuck it
21:05:36 <b1rd> big day tomorow
21:05:41 <b1rd> gotta run this slut off the road
21:05:44 <b1rd> bogan filth rat
21:06:02 <b1rd> so up at 5 am
21:06:05 <b1rd> night cunts
21:06:13 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Your sister?
21:07:05 <sharni> Lol
21:07:05 <sharni> No way get fucked fuck off
21:07:16 <President_Trump> LEAVE LIL SHARNI ALONE
21:07:20 <sharni> Yasssss
21:07:40 <sharni> I can't help I'm 11 and a single mother
21:07:42 <sharni> Fuck sake
21:07:53 <President_Trump> only nate gets to pick on her
21:07:54 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
21:07:59 <sharni> Yea
21:08:08 <sharni> Trump always has my back
21:08:33 <Arbition> 11 and a mother. Reminds me of the two generations of 11 year old mothers
21:08:38 <Arbition> so grandma was 23
21:08:45 <sharni> Lol
21:09:08 <b1rd> cool
21:09:16 <b1rd> that is actually normal in broady and corio
21:09:22 <b1rd> very common
21:09:26 <sharni> Look mate I'm all for having children young but that's too young
21:09:28 <Arbition> Grandma was also pretty disappointed that her daughter made the same mistake she did
21:09:38 <sharni> Do you blame her lol
21:09:45 <sharni> But she can't be judgemental
21:09:51 <sharni> Like mother like daughter
21:09:59 <b1rd> yep
21:10:19 <sharni> My mum had kids youngish so did I.. sluts much
21:10:29 <oko1211> quick bowl
21:10:40 <Arbition> http://www.parenting.com/blogs/show-and-tell/lauren-parentingcom/23-year-old-becomes-world-youngest-grandmother
21:10:46 <b1rd> smoke up son
21:10:54 <amelia> hi oko1211 girl
21:10:59 <b1rd> lol
21:11:05 <oko1211> hi amelia girl
21:11:57 <sharni> Wow
21:11:58 <sharni> Lol
21:12:15 <oko1211> hisharni girl
21:12:18 <oko1211> hi sharni girl
21:12:23 <sharni> That's what my dad calls me
21:12:28 <b1rd> hi President_Trump girl
21:12:31 <sharni> Hi oko1211 girl
21:12:44 <sharni> Wait wait.. did you just assume my gender ?
21:12:48 <oko1211> asl stats sharni girl
21:13:04 <b1rd> nup, i thought you was 54 year old bald pedobear
21:13:12 <sharni> True
21:13:12 <b1rd> always think that till proven otherwise!
21:13:15 <b1rd> loll
21:13:16 <sharni> Nonya oko1211
21:13:33 <oko1211> send thru asl stats and pics ill afk
21:13:38 <b1rd> Lol
21:13:51 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
21:13:54 <sharni> Looool
21:13:58 <b1rd> oko1211's Despo script
21:14:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@177.*
21:14:01 <b1rd> :)
21:14:02 <sharni> Yep
21:14:05 <deadpandadolls> lolll 23 grandma
21:14:09 <deadpandadolls> hilarious]
21:14:15 <b1rd> its common deadpandadolls
21:14:19 <b1rd> in certain shitholes
21:14:27 <b1rd> lol
21:14:29 <b1rd> bed tho for me
21:14:30 <b1rd> fuck it
21:14:34 <b1rd> night deadpandadolls brah
21:14:36 <steven> b1rd is a faggot
21:14:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@91.242.72B9F5.A4129B
21:14:57 <sharni> Puts a whole new meaning to "I fucked a grandma"
21:15:01 <sharni> Giggity
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21:17:24 <Arbition> 27 and I'm not even a father
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21:18:39 <sharni> If you don't fertilise some eggs soon mate your doomed
21:18:53 <sharni> amelia might have some fresh eggs ?
21:19:14 <Arbition> lol are you trying to flip this around, because amelia kept trying to set me up with you?
21:19:20 <sharni> No
21:19:29 <sharni> I'm taken now mate
21:19:50 <Arbition> yeah but that doesn't mean you don't want revenge
21:20:07 <sharni> Well she is the only girl in here atm I think
21:20:08 <President_Trump> coffee lols
21:20:22 <sharni> Lumeah are you a girl ?
21:20:33 <sharni> Women *
21:20:37 <sharni> Female
21:20:59 <amelia> m8 you could do worse
21:21:15 <deadpandadolls> I know child mothers are common..
21:21:51 <deadpandadolls> chicks that say "mate"
21:21:57 <deadpandadolls> you don't want to be with them
21:22:03 <deadpandadolls> or chicks that call you "babe" all the time
21:22:44 <amelia> do you feel you are in a position to give advice on such subjects
21:23:02 <BLykE> are u the 1 I love?
21:23:06 <President_Trump> that's the least of your worries deadpandadolls
21:23:16 <sharni> BLykE + jen
21:23:19 <sharni> Perfect couple
21:23:26 <BLykE> I wish
21:23:33 <sharni> President_Trump + right hand
21:23:36 <sharni> Perfect couple
21:23:41 <sharni> BLykE as her out
21:23:56 <amelia> like when im dating a guy and my single gfs give me advice, yet no man wants them
21:23:58 <President_Trump> coffee lols
21:23:59 <President_Trump> coffee lols
21:24:04 <amelia> fuck off with your advice
21:24:12 <BLykE> u got gfs
21:24:14 <BLykE> amelia:
21:24:21 <BLykE> I will want them
21:24:31 <BLykE> are u the 1 I love?
21:24:37 <President_Trump> BLykE make a video for them
21:24:41 <President_Trump> she will show them
21:24:42 <BLykE> lols
21:24:44 <President_Trump> pitch your case
21:24:56 <amelia> yes make a video of you explaining ehy u are such a good catch
21:25:00 <amelia> and why they should date u
21:25:15 <amelia> i will show them and if they are interested, i will provide you with their details
21:25:19 <BLykE> they should date me cause I lose my lighters
21:25:25 <BLykE> and they can keep them for me
21:25:29 <Arbition> I have a job, I'm not abusive, I'm somewhat fit, not emotionally broken and I'm boring as fuck
21:25:36 <amelia> yup mak a video n say that
21:25:45 <amelia> females don't generally like boring
21:25:47 <BLykE> no more videos
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21:25:55 <President_Trump> make sure u dance too
21:26:00 <BLykE> amelia: we should make a porno
21:26:03 <BLykE> lols
21:26:03 <amelia> the rest is good tho Bition
21:26:06 <amelia> fuck off chris
21:26:08 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:26:13 <President_Trump> put it in the video chris
21:26:14 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UOTLTgDH44
21:26:16 <deadpandadolls> <amelia> do you feel you are in a position to give advice on such subjects
21:26:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tron Legacy The Grid (Mar 12, 2011) Length: 0:50 - Category: Music - 1,902,156 views views - 7,217 likes (97.8%), 165 dislikes (2.2%)
21:26:19 <deadpandadolls> what's your problem?
21:26:22 <Arbition> yeah but I don't like to hide the truth
21:26:27 <amelia> I dont have a problem
21:26:45 <deadpandadolls> sounds like you're coming down with a touch of bitch.
21:26:51 <deadpandadolls> Yer I think you do
21:26:54 <amelia> i wasn't having a go, more of a genuine question
21:27:02 <oko1211> amelia girl what u doing girl
21:27:10 <amelia> dont give me your fuckin attitude
21:27:19 <deadpandadolls> riighht
21:27:26 <sharni> Hahaha
21:27:28 <amelia> hi oko1211 girl i am drinking chai tea
21:27:31 <deadpandadolls> and yes I do.
21:27:34 <sharni> amelia I'll give you dating advice
21:27:37 <amelia> wot r u doing oko1211 girl
21:27:41 <oko1211> cool amelia girl
21:27:45 <amelia> i don't want ur dating advice either sharni
21:27:48 <oko1211> im smoking a few bongs
21:27:49 <sharni> Be single fuck relationships
21:27:52 <sharni> Rude
21:27:55 <BLykE> cool oko1211
21:27:59 <BLykE> give me some
21:28:01 <sharni> It was a good one :(
21:28:01 <amelia> I'll end up in a river with denghi fever
21:28:04 <oko1211> kid'd
21:28:09 <BLykE> lols
21:28:14 <BLykE> koooooo
21:28:15 <oko1211> chai tea is def for girls
21:28:17 <oko1211> <3
21:28:22 <oko1211> amelia girl is cute girl <3
21:28:27 <sharni> amelia shut up
21:28:34 <sharni> Loosen up a little
21:28:35 <Arbition> Let me tell you about being single. It is a non-event
21:28:37 <BLykE> sharni: can we fuck?
21:28:43 <Arbition> no positives no negatives
21:28:44 <oko1211> leave my girls alone
21:28:45 <sharni> No
21:28:48 <BLykE> dam
21:28:50 <deadpandadolls> you'll end up in a river one day alright..
21:28:58 <amelia> hahahahaahahah
21:29:03 <BLykE> up the river
21:29:06 <BLykE> lols
21:29:09 <amelia> im not wound up
21:29:15 <BLykE> axe wound
21:29:18 <BLykE> lols
21:29:18 <amelia> not my fault if u wanna take it serious
21:29:19 <sharni> River is ok to fuck in if it's the towns drinking water
21:29:23 <sharni> Hahahahah
21:29:25 <deadpandadolls> at least you're not stuck having to constantly reasure a woman that you love her
21:29:35 <deadpandadolls> +s
21:29:45 <sharni> Better then fucking in a pool filled with chemicals
21:29:58 <oko1211> there's filtered cum in the water supply
21:30:14 <President_Trump> LEAVE LIL SHARNI ALONE
21:30:28 <sharni> President_Trump it's ok
21:30:34 <oko1211> quick bowl
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21:30:58 <oko1211> i got my bong from canberra
21:31:02 <oko1211> 50 bucks
21:31:08 <oko1211> thebongshop.com.au
21:31:10 <sharni> Some people are just a little up tight also need to get off their high horses and live a little
21:31:22 <oko1211> sharni girl how r u girl
21:31:31 <sharni> Haha just use a milk bottle
21:31:55 <oko1211> yea and die
21:31:56 <sharni> I'm great thanks
21:32:00 <oko1211> cool <3
21:32:03 <sharni> Why not
21:32:04 <oko1211> i love my irc girls
21:32:07 <amelia> fuck off actin like you're a world of experience
21:32:11 <Arbition> no, my high horse is amazing
21:32:12 <sharni> Going to die anyways
21:32:17 Join: necrotize ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:32:20 <sharni> amelia ok babes
21:32:24 <sharni> Lmao
21:32:25 <oko1211> sharni girl, only use milk bottles for hashish spots
21:32:28 <amelia> you dont know shit, stick to your kids & xbox oh wise one
21:32:29 <sharni> Someone's cranky
21:32:41 <amelia> tryna school people, thnx but no thnx
21:32:46 <oko1211> amelia girl cmon girl dont worry about these scum
21:32:50 <sharni> Who am I trying to school lololol
21:32:51 <deadpandadolls> neone else irc laggin?
21:32:58 <Arbition> nein
21:32:59 <amelia> thnx oko1211 girl
21:33:02 <oko1211> <3
21:33:04 <sharni> Someone's on their red river
21:33:07 <oko1211> im a boy
21:33:18 <deadpandadolls> SHUT UP oko1211 i hate ur nick
21:33:36 <oko1211> ..
21:33:39 <oko1211> who are you
21:33:40 <deadpandadolls> red balloon red tide DEAD SEA
21:33:43 <oko1211> just some random new
21:33:45 <oko1211> newb
21:33:47 <Arbition> I was discussing somewhere, maybe here? I should streak my hair with grey, get a cane with an animal orniment and look old and imposing
21:33:59 <sharni> Senior discount
21:34:01 <sharni> Haha Haha
21:34:02 <amelia> yes that sounds like a top idea
21:34:09 <Arbition> charmed
21:35:51 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
21:35:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darude - Sandstorm (Jul 4, 2009) Length: 3:52 - Category: Music - 62,800,660 views views - 660,822 likes (90.7%), 67,627 dislikes (9.3%)
21:36:24 <deadpandadolls> dare you to get a hair cut
21:36:26 <deadpandadolls> he he he
21:36:32 <President_Trump> props tho
21:36:39 <oko1211> all my irc girls send me asl stats and pics ill afk
21:36:42 <amelia> I would also like to see that
21:36:48 <steven> hahahahahaa amelia is melting down
21:36:49 <deadpandadolls> get drunk, allow me to talk you in to doing something you will regret
21:36:51 <steven> yay
21:36:57 <amelia> hahahahahaa
21:37:02 <steven> revenge
21:37:03 <amelia> u fuck off too steven
21:37:06 <deadpandadolls> ergh that doesnt read too well
21:37:08 <amelia> hahahaha
21:37:09 <steven> you alright babe?
21:37:15 <oko1211> leave my irc girls alone
21:37:18 <amelia> ye sharni was jus bein a dumb fuck
21:37:19 <oko1211> dont talk that wayt
21:37:25 <steven> well well
21:37:25 <deadpandadolls> she is full of spite 4 all men
21:37:29 <sharni> Menstrual cramps
21:37:31 <amelia> im good now fanks
21:37:34 <steven> hahaahahaaa
21:37:37 <sharni> Hahahahhaha
21:37:38 <President_Trump> sharni stop bein a dumb fuck
21:37:43 <amelia> is sharni a man deadpandadolls?
21:37:43 <sharni> President_Trump bite me
21:37:57 <oko1211> no shes one of my irc girls
21:38:10 <sharni> Is amelia a stuck up Bitch deadpandadolls ?
21:38:31 <steven> lols
21:38:36 <sharni> Will amelia bitch out and ban me deadpandadolls ?
21:38:36 <steven> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
21:38:38 <oko1211> u girls lucky its 21st century or you'd both be my wives
21:38:42 <sharni> Not worth it
21:38:49 <oko1211> and i would conquer for you
21:38:53 <steven> tell me the pros aand cons
21:39:03 <President_Trump> get stuck in lil sharni
21:39:12 <amelia> why would i ban u, you got enough dramas in ur lil shit of a life
21:39:20 <sharni> I don't have any lol
21:39:22 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZQ-0dHbiU
21:39:24 <sharni> I'm fine :)
21:39:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darude - Feel The Beat (Jul 4, 2009) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 4,422,683 views views - 17,477 likes (95.2%), 880 dislikes (4.8%)
21:39:30 <steven> just told emma
21:39:39 <steven> amelia and sharni are fighting
21:39:45 <amelia> divorced at 21 or some shit and stuck with 2 kids
21:39:45 <steven> she just laughed
21:39:47 <amelia> u got dramas
21:39:50 <sharni> Obviously the shit in my life doesn't get broadcasted in here
21:40:02 <sharni> Oh really tell me my dramas miss know it all
21:40:02 <President_Trump> whens emma coming on again? thought she was jerome, sounds like him
21:40:15 <amelia> yeah get emma back
21:40:23 <sharni> Wait I have two kids so what ?
21:40:33 <sharni> That's my choice not yours
21:40:44 <steven> maybe amelia wants 2 kids ?
21:40:46 <steven> ?:)
21:40:49 <oko1211> only talk when i say girls
21:40:49 <Arbition> I want 4 kids. 2 boys 2 girls
21:40:51 <steven> kekekek!
21:40:54 <amelia> thnx for clearing that up for me sharni
21:40:56 <sharni> Where are you getting in life god knows how old you are what are you a receptionist
21:41:06 <sharni> I was that at 19
21:41:12 <steven> looooooooooool
21:41:16 <steven> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
21:41:17 <amelia> ye im old as fuck and im a receptionist
21:41:22 <amelia> what are you now? on the dole
21:41:26 <amelia> lollllllll
21:41:27 <deadpandadolls> what's wrong with being divorced at 21
21:41:32 <sharni> Single mum and doing nursing diploma at least I won't fail at your age
21:41:42 <oko1211> sharni r u super cute
21:41:42 <amelia> wots wrong is u end up like sharni
21:41:56 <sharni> Haha
21:42:00 <sharni> If you think so :)
21:42:01 <deadpandadolls> <sharni> Is amelia a stuck up Bitch deadpandadolls ?
21:42:03 <deadpandadolls> MUM
21:42:03 <deadpandadolls> DAD
21:42:06 <deadpandadolls> STAHP FIGHTING
21:42:08 <oko1211> send me pics pls sharni girl
21:42:20 <sharni> Nah too fat and ugly
21:42:22 <deadpandadolls> I nursing that's good
21:42:32 <oko1211> ill be the decider of that
21:42:35 <oko1211> send the pics girl
21:42:36 <deadpandadolls> I thought about that once but like, old ppl
21:42:59 <oko1211> im going to amsterdam in october
21:43:02 <sharni> Yea I know my fear is actually dealing with naked bodies and stuff but I suppose I will get use to it
21:43:15 <sharni> Really wanted to be a midwife but if a baby dies I couldn't live with it
21:43:26 <oko1211> which one of my irc girls wants to come with me to amsterdam
21:43:32 <sharni> Pass
21:43:32 <oko1211> for shroom milkshakes and thc
21:43:44 <oko1211> :'(
21:43:57 <deadpandadolls> are you some what retarded
21:43:59 <deadpandadolls> like Blyke
21:44:03 <deadpandadolls> oko1211?
21:44:05 <sharni> Nah I'm good thanks too busy being a single mother
21:44:11 <Arbition> heh, would you go travelling with an old man if he paid for everything?
21:44:13 <oko1211> how do u figure son
21:44:18 <sharni> No way
21:44:20 <oko1211> i havent said anything retarded
21:44:25 <oko1211> i'm retired at 31
21:44:26 <sharni> Weird
21:44:28 <oko1211> you try that kid
21:44:37 <oko1211> i worked for 12 years and amassed enough wealth to retire forever
21:44:38 <steven> LOL
21:44:46 <steven> how much you got in the bank champ
21:44:49 <President_Trump> u lost it all trading, dont like oko
21:44:53 <oko1211> 900k+
21:44:56 <President_Trump> *lie
21:45:08 <steven> what assets you got champ
21:45:08 <deadpandadolls> i am uploading the best gaming vid EVER
21:45:10 <oko1211> i dont lie kid
21:45:11 <deadpandadolls> EVER RECORDED
21:45:12 <deadpandadolls> to fb
21:45:15 <oko1211> 1 house 1 apartment
21:45:18 <President_Trump> what game?
21:45:20 <oko1211> and a lot of shares
21:45:23 <sharni> Is that it
21:45:31 <oko1211> kid im a millionaire
21:45:38 <sharni> What state do you live in
21:45:40 <oko1211> wait thats u sharni girl
21:45:42 <oko1211> <3
21:45:49 <oko1211> i thought it was someone else
21:45:49 <sharni> Nah I'm broke
21:45:51 <oko1211> i live in qld, u
21:45:55 <sharni> One day I'll be rich
21:46:00 <sharni> Far far away from you
21:46:03 <oko1211> marry me and ill help u out
21:46:08 <sharni> Nah I'm good
21:46:11 <deadpandadolls> it's me shooting fish with bow n arrow
21:46:14 <sharni> I like being independent
21:46:15 <deadpandadolls> goes for like 10 seconds
21:46:16 <President_Trump> she cant shes marrying nate
21:46:16 <oko1211> if ur super hot we can go places, u know
21:46:22 <oko1211> im joining the army within 2 years
21:46:24 <steven> but yu have a boyfriend
21:46:25 <steven> hahaa
21:46:25 <sharni> Nah I'm good
21:46:29 <sharni> Hahaha yas
21:46:34 <sharni> But still
21:46:40 <sharni> He has his own dreams
21:46:41 <oko1211> ill be the only millionaire sapper in the army lol.
21:46:51 <oko1211> but i know a fewpeople high up in the army
21:46:54 <oko1211> so ill be all good
21:46:57 <sharni> 31 and in the army
21:47:03 <sharni> That's almost retirement age
21:47:06 <sharni> Lol
21:47:12 <oko1211> lol girl, my best years are yet to find me
21:47:13 <sharni> I think
21:47:18 <oko1211> you'll see
21:47:18 <sharni> Can't remember
21:47:22 <sharni> Okie dokie
21:47:31 <oko1211> pics pls girl
21:47:35 <sharni> Has amelia gone to change her tampon ?
21:47:45 <sharni> No
21:47:50 <oko1211> :'(
21:47:59 <oko1211> why so mean
21:48:16 <sharni> I'm too fat to load on your screen
21:48:24 <amelia> can you fuck off to your fake boyfriend
21:48:25 <BLykE> nice
21:48:27 <oko1211> ill decide that
21:48:32 <sharni> Fake bf ?
21:48:33 <BLykE> fat is yummy
21:48:37 <sharni> Okie miss know it all
21:48:38 <President_Trump> jake
21:48:40 <sharni> Lolololololol
21:48:48 <sharni> No jake is extinct
21:48:55 <President_Trump> amelia and sharni are fighting over nate
21:49:05 <steven> lols
21:49:16 <sharni> Lol she can have him
21:49:25 <sharni> I feel sorry for him for once
21:49:42 <amelia> thats ok i feel sorry for your kids
21:49:44 <deadpandadolls> i cut my nipple the other day when i shaved
21:49:46 <amelia> doomed from the start
21:49:46 <deadpandadolls> he he
21:49:49 <sharni> My kids love me :)
21:49:52 <deadpandadolls> didnt get rashes amelia
21:49:56 <sharni> Nah they are actually quite smart
21:50:00 <oko1211> u only have 1 kid sharni?
21:50:00 <sharni> But you wouldn't know
21:50:07 <sharni> Ohh wait you know it all
21:50:08 <sharni> Silly me
21:50:13 <President_Trump> they will be joining ISIS soon
21:50:13 <sharni> I have 2 boys
21:50:14 <amelia> i dont give a fuck about ur kids, shut up and stop telling me about them
21:50:16 <deadpandadolls> ye but least ur doin nursing degree
21:50:19 <oko1211> dont tell me u've had more coques in u
21:50:22 <oko1211> eww
21:50:22 <deadpandadolls> how old r they
21:50:31 <sharni> amelia ignore me then
21:50:34 <amelia> u got rash nipple
21:50:38 <sharni> I'm not telling you shit about your kids
21:50:46 <sharni> amelia really ?
21:50:48 <deadpandadolls> at least u dont have 2 young kids and come on irc every day talking about smoking weed
21:50:51 <deadpandadolls> like some women do
21:50:57 <sharni> Why are you looking at my nipples
21:51:02 <amelia> wow
21:51:07 <amelia> not you ya fucking twat
21:51:13 <sharni> Haha
21:51:14 <amelia> deadpandadolls has rash nipple
21:51:18 <steven> oi trump
21:51:25 <steven> what do you think of rebecca edwards
21:51:32 <sharni> Damn
21:51:46 <President_Trump> whos that?
21:51:54 <sharni> deadpandadolls exactly at least I'm not sitting around with my life
21:51:56 <deadpandadolls> https://www.facebook.com/PandasDontDrive/videos/10155930686062995/
21:52:00 <deadpandadolls> Best Gamer Vid Ever
21:52:04 <deadpandadolls> yer sharni ^5
21:52:16 <Arbition> nipples? where?
21:52:20 <sharni> Oldest is 4 in April and youngest is 2 in July
21:52:29 <oko1211> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UOTLTgDH44
21:52:32 <oko1211> oko1211 FM
21:52:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tron Legacy The Grid (Mar 12, 2011) Length: 8:23 - Category: Music - 1,902,179 views views - 7,217 likes (97.8%), 166 dislikes (2.2%)
21:53:05 <oko1211> quick bowl
21:53:51 <sharni> Well this was a eventful night
21:54:15 <steven> ex on the beach
21:54:26 <sharni> Lol
21:54:33 <deadpandadolls> lol
21:54:38 <sharni> steven impactor working dawg
21:55:43 <steven> you will need to download the new one
21:55:49 <steven> old one dont work now
21:56:13 <sharni> Sweet
21:56:21 <sharni> Fucking Internet got suspended the ass holes
21:56:25 <steven> http://www.mtv.com.au/ex-on-the-beach/videos/ex-on-the-beach-6-meet-becca
21:56:30 <Arbition> lol why
21:56:31 <steven> she looks ugly in that video
21:56:36 <steven> but normaly
21:56:41 <steven> RUFF RUFF
21:56:47 <sharni> Didn't even have it for a month then got no bill and because I didn't pay it they suspended it
21:57:09 <sharni> Cbf ringing them up to fix things probably talk to an Indian
21:57:22 <Arbition> get email bills or something
21:57:28 <steven> she looks fucked now
21:57:30 <oko1211> u got low credit sharni girl
21:57:31 <Arbition> or did they not send that
21:57:33 <sharni> Nope
21:57:35 <oko1211> :'(
21:57:38 <sharni> Yep
21:57:42 <oko1211> i never get shit disconnected
21:57:46 <sharni> Bad credit
21:57:46 <oko1211> they wait for my go ahead
21:57:54 <Arbition> lol what kind of company has that broken an email system
21:57:55 <steven> pollock rang your isp
21:58:05 <Arbition> 'spose you checked your junk/spam and everything?
21:58:12 <sharni> But I'm with belong i was reading their terms and conditions that's how they roll
21:58:19 <sharni> Arbition nope
21:58:21 <sharni> Haha
21:58:28 <Arbition> you... didn't check
21:58:33 <sharni> No
21:58:45 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az87OudCKog
21:58:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EX ON THE BEACH 6 | BECCA ARRIVES | SHACK OF SECRETS | MTV UK (Feb 14, 2017) Length: 3:30 - Category: Entertainment - 61,358 views views - 307 likes (95.9%), 13 dislikes (4.1%)
21:58:49 <steven> look at her on the beach
21:58:54 <steven> she looks hot as fuck
21:58:58 <sharni> I got a text that said I didn't pay the outstanding balance and that they suspended it
21:59:02 <steven> in the interview she looks pigish
21:59:19 <sharni> steven what's dis
21:59:23 <Arbition> set your own calendar I guess
21:59:49 <steven> some alright bird
21:59:51 <steven> ya no
22:00:00 <steven> take her back to my gaff ey
22:00:02 <sharni> If I don't pay by the 25th of this month they will disconnect me
22:00:05 <sharni> Aww yeah
22:00:12 <steven> innit
22:00:33 <steven> is amelia still venting?
22:00:35 <steven> lols
22:00:36 <sharni> Fucking weird how they work never had this problem with Optus
22:00:41 <sharni> steven no idea
22:00:53 <sharni> Probably ignored me
22:00:54 <oko1211> u kno optus is cia run rite
22:00:55 <steven> FUCKING BITE YOUR FACE CUNT!
22:00:59 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: ok bye
22:01:05 <deadpandadolls> masturbating
22:01:09 <deadpandadolls> chicks do it when they angry
22:01:12 <amelia> my friend got a new 6 week old english staffy pup
22:01:14 <sharni> Lololol she a little butt hurt
22:01:16 <steven> oh
22:01:19 <amelia> god i jus wanna bite its face
22:01:20 <sharni> Ohhh there it is
22:01:21 <oko1211> lol @ standard slaves buying products
22:01:21 <BLykE> :/
22:01:25 <steven> i seen a picture of a staffy before
22:01:25 <sharni> Vicious
22:01:30 <steven> i think it was a meme
22:01:31 <BLykE> where is the one I love?
22:01:33 <deadpandadolls> gross
22:01:34 <steven> was ment to save it
22:01:40 <steven> BLykE it is sockzie
22:01:44 <amelia> sharni u constantly want my attention?
22:01:47 <deadpandadolls> they shoulda got a 6 week old rat
22:01:48 <deadpandadolls> <3
22:01:59 <steven> she wants dat poo-nani
22:02:01 <sharni> Hahahahhahaha
22:02:05 <sharni> steven fuck no
22:02:11 <sharni> I don't swing that way
22:02:19 <oko1211> leave my irc girls alone
22:02:26 <Arbition> sharni: So you're gay
22:02:28 <amelia> its so fkn cute
22:02:30 <President_Trump> eye see two people NECK ON like
22:02:31 <Arbition> You said you were a guy right?
22:02:46 <sharni> amelia I don't want your attention love relax it's fun to piss you off
22:03:03 <sharni> Arbition yes I'm a guy and I'm gay
22:03:03 <amelia> nice one loser
22:03:07 <Arbition> actually, being a gay man is probably the best thing to be around here
22:03:11 <Arbition> no one will hit on you
22:03:13 <sharni> Hahah so butt hurt
22:03:15 <Arbition> except maybe nate, who isn't here
22:03:20 <sharni> True
22:03:24 <BLykE> I want 2 see jen
22:03:28 <BLykE> :(
22:03:36 <sharni> BLykE invite her over
22:03:40 <BLykE> how
22:03:43 <sharni> Ask her on a date
22:03:47 <BLykE> i don't have her phone number
22:03:55 <sharni> Oh no :(
22:03:59 <sharni> Facebook her
22:03:59 <BLykE> i really want to talk to her
22:04:07 <deadpandadolls> I comment on fb and turn notifications off.
22:04:12 <sharni> Lol
22:04:16 <sharni> I do that too
22:04:22 <oko1211> only kids use fb
22:04:26 <steven> i thought u said u dont want a hooker BLykE?
22:04:32 <steven> jen is a hooker!
22:04:34 <sharni> Facebook is good
22:04:38 <BLykE> bullshit
22:04:41 <steven> tho only thing about jen is she pays you!
22:04:50 <sharni> Not so much the bitching that goes on in it just keeping up with the family
22:04:57 <BLykE> i would do jen for free
22:04:57 <sharni> Hahhaha
22:04:59 <steven> you just do a bird and leave ur bankcard at home
22:05:02 <steven> she will shout you with her compo money
22:05:10 <Arbition> I am so up myself on the inside
22:05:13 <steven> now do austnet news!
22:05:14 <BLykE> i like her
22:05:20 <BLykE> i miss her
22:05:26 <sharni> Do a video dedication for jen
22:05:31 <steven> she is will pollock now
22:05:32 <BLykE> no
22:05:42 <steven> if you want pollocks cum all over you
22:05:42 <sharni> steven is she really
22:05:48 <steven> she always has been
22:05:53 <steven> well most of the time
22:05:55 <amelia> he wishes
22:05:57 <sharni> Officworks ?
22:06:00 <steven> yea
22:06:02 <steven> she is
22:06:04 <steven> 100%
22:06:04 <sharni> Lol
22:06:15 <steven> the only time she wasnt with him is when they were against eachother
22:06:17 <steven> for like 2 weeks
22:06:26 <sharni> Need a pic of them together lol
22:06:27 <steven> that was the time blitz was banging it
22:06:31 <sharni> Lol
22:06:36 <sharni> Ohhh
22:06:45 <steven> MY DICK STINKS
22:06:52 <sharni> I get ya
22:06:57 <steven> sorry tourettes
22:07:11 <sharni> Classy
22:07:16 <Arbition> torrents of bullshit tourettes
22:07:29 <steven> keep going you will be cleaning it
22:07:34 <steven> tongue bath
22:07:51 <sharni> Yeah Arbition get your tongue ready
22:07:58 <Arbition> sure
22:08:00 * Arbition sharpens teeth
22:08:09 <sharni> Steven is into that
22:08:18 <steven> grind baby
22:08:22 <sharni> Hahaha
22:08:29 <Arbition> damn straight, dremel all the way
22:08:53 <steven> i got a job interview tuesday
22:09:04 <steven> for a
22:09:08 <steven> _proper_ job
22:09:14 <sharni> Doing what ?
22:09:15 <steven> not just a 'yeah ill work today'
22:09:17 <steven> driving
22:09:25 <sharni> Sounds fancy
22:09:33 <sharni> Nice
22:09:34 <amelia> rimming
22:09:42 <steven> i spent 3 grand in 2 and a bit months
22:09:45 <steven> like fuck off!
22:09:46 <sharni> Fuck
22:09:53 <steven> not working i spending more
22:09:54 <steven> hahaahaha
22:09:55 <sharni> Suppose it's not too bad
22:10:04 <sharni> Could be worse
22:10:10 <steven> yeah but my bank isnt going up at all
22:10:14 <steven> its just going down down down
22:10:19 <sharni> Yeah true
22:10:24 <steven> if i was on centrelink i wouldnt care as much
22:10:27 <steven> but i cant even get it
22:10:32 <sharni> Lol
22:10:34 <steven> FUCKING HELL I WISH I WAS BLACK
22:10:50 <steven> or muslim
22:10:54 <Arbition> I wish I was, idk even richer
22:11:02 <sharni> Or a single parent
22:11:03 <steven> `adduser damian
22:11:05 <sharni> Hahaha
22:11:05 <steven> well
22:11:15 <steven> i have swimmers
22:11:25 <sharni> Nah fuck that
22:11:30 <steven> my sperm is working
22:11:35 <sharni> Lol
22:11:36 <Arbition> man I would educate my kids so well. They'd be able to run circles around their teachers
22:11:40 <steven> got this bitch preggos
22:11:42 <Arbition> better than I could
22:11:48 <sharni> How many months is she
22:11:53 <steven> none now
22:11:57 <YourFavouriteNightmare> lol
22:11:57 <sharni> What
22:12:03 <sharni> I thought she was preys
22:12:06 <sharni> Pregs
22:12:07 <steven> was
22:12:18 <sharni> :O
22:12:20 <YourFavouriteNightmare> How bad does it suck living off savings
22:12:24 <Arbition> arbortion?
22:12:26 <sharni> Was with Jaydon
22:12:32 <sharni> Or something happen :(
22:12:49 <steven> KEEKEKEKEKE
22:12:57 <sharni> Don't play with my mind
22:13:02 <steven> dust yaself offf and try again
22:13:03 <sharni> Lol
22:13:22 <sharni> She didn't give birth already did she
22:13:24 <President_Trump> sharni is pregnant with a Prett
22:13:30 <steven> no
22:13:34 <sharni> I assure you I'm not pregnant
22:13:44 <steven> i lied when i said she was preggos a few months ago
22:13:51 <sharni> steven rude
22:13:53 <steven> well i thought i did
22:14:00 <steven> but moral of the story is she isnt now
22:14:04 <sharni> You said it was twins to lol
22:14:09 <sharni> Fair enough
22:14:15 <steven> it may of been!
22:14:20 <sharni> Why you lieeee to me
22:14:32 <steven> i was talking shit to the channel
22:14:45 <steven> i thought i was talking shit
22:14:52 <Arbition> yep, tourettes alright
22:14:55 <steven> but my shit talk was actual
22:15:29 <steven> nevermind!
22:15:34 <Arbition> I've got to sit down and sort my shit out
22:15:39 <Arbition> got a desk just for it
22:15:40 <Arbition> no computers
22:15:44 <Arbition> just paper
22:16:13 <Arbition> god some lame ass legal paperwork to fill out I have to file with the Embassy of Belgium
22:16:20 <steven> President_Trump
22:16:24 <steven> did you read your noteop ?
22:16:27 <Arbition> then pay a bunch of money to get it stamped
22:16:36 <deadpandadolls> woo woo
22:16:39 <deadpandadolls> dlin Evolve on xbox 1
22:16:43 <sharni> Lol
22:16:44 <deadpandadolls> steven when u gettin xbox 1
22:16:48 <steven> i got one
22:17:04 <deadpandadolls> President_Trump is a virgin irl
22:17:12 <steven> ign; ps your mum 2
22:17:13 <sharni> Hahaha
22:17:14 <deadpandadolls> dl LAYERS OF FEAR
22:17:29 <steven> add me
22:17:40 <deadpandadolls> i collect free games coz makes me feel good bout myself
22:17:41 <deadpandadolls> looolll
22:17:44 <oko1211> `adduser oko1211
22:17:46 <deadpandadolls> nou add mi
22:17:49 <deadpandadolls> Vale Saynt
22:17:49 <President_Trump> lolz @ noteop
22:17:51 <steven> you have access
22:17:53 <President_Trump> these are my uploads
22:17:54 <deadpandadolls> now i add u
22:17:54 <steven> lols
22:18:02 <steven> wut
22:18:02 <deadpandadolls> oh
22:18:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*Tango@*.wi.charter.com
22:18:04 <deadpandadolls> this
22:18:07 <deadpandadolls> thought u meant me
22:18:07 <deadpandadolls> lols
22:18:10 <President_Trump> props tho
22:18:15 Part: oko1211 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
22:18:16 <steven> oh
22:18:19 <steven> it was the wrong one
22:18:20 <deadpandadolls> President_Trump hows it feel to be a virgin in ur twenties
22:18:21 Join: oko1211 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:18:21 <deadpandadolls> ???
22:18:22 <deadpandadolls> ?
22:18:29 <oko1211> `adduser oko1211
22:18:52 <oko1211> `adduser oko1211
22:19:00 <oko1211> Your level of 100 in #nerdhacks is less than the required level of 150 for this command
22:19:07 <Arbition> lol
22:19:58 <steven> President_Trump, https://vid.me/ptST
22:20:24 <sharni> Lol
22:20:29 <steven> `access -
22:20:37 <YourFavouriteNightmare> `deluser oko1211
22:20:44 <steven> HAHAAHAHA
22:20:48 <sharni> Lol
22:20:49 <steven> services are fucked
22:20:56 <deadpandadolls> reckon amelia might b a lezo
22:20:57 <amelia> `deluser YourFavouriteNightmare
22:21:01 <YourFavouriteNightmare> `access -
22:21:03 <amelia> u reckon
22:21:12 <steven> ill root her then tell you
22:21:18 <amelia> love the NaNi
22:21:18 <President_Trump> lolz
22:21:20 <President_Trump> i remember him
22:21:23 <sharni> aren't gays meant to be happy
22:21:39 <Arbition> gays have lots of carefree sex
22:21:47 <sharni> Hmm true
22:21:52 <amelia> jus cos i think you're a useless dickhead doesn't mean im not happy
22:22:00 <Arbition> well gay men anyway
22:22:07 <sharni> Hahahahahah
22:22:17 <Arbition> My gay friend, picks up off grinder like nobodys business
22:22:18 <sharni> It's cute cause your words a meaningless
22:22:56 <President_Trump> his grindr profile name is joshblackwood
22:22:57 <amelia> then shut your lil sad bitch mouth & stop tryna get attention from me
22:23:01 <Arbition> no
22:23:05 <sharni> Hahah I'm not trying
22:23:11 <sharni> Your the one bitting back
22:23:17 <steven> ReoW!
22:23:19 <Arbition> man
22:23:29 <sharni> I'm having a civil conversation with the chat and you happen to comment
22:23:35 <Arbition> it's like, everyone is cursed to fight on austnet
22:23:38 <sharni> And I replied to everyone
22:23:39 <amelia> ok downer
22:23:53 <sharni> Ohh your going to pic on Down syndrome people
22:24:02 <sharni> Rude much
22:24:03 <amelia> dont u have a couple of kids lives to fuck off and ruin or somethin
22:24:23 <Arbition> do we even really know how sharni raises her kids?
22:24:27 <amelia> sensitive downer
22:24:28 <sharni> Bet they have more successful life's then a receptionist
22:24:32 <Arbition> I did ask a couple of questions to Kelevra and wasn't impressed
22:24:43 <sharni> My kids are well looked after :)
22:24:43 <steven> `adduser grem
22:24:49 <Arbition> But what do you teach them
22:24:59 <Arbition> looked after is something anyone half sane can do
22:25:04 <sharni> How to not grow up to be a snob
22:25:04 <amelia> are we jus handing out random job titles to people
22:25:05 <Arbition> educating kids is still as hard as ever
22:25:22 <amelia> BLykE you are a pilot
22:25:27 <Arbition> No, you teach them to be humble
22:25:40 <amelia> damian is a fire fighter
22:25:46 <sharni> I'm raising them to be happy children yea definitely humble
22:25:52 <Arbition> by branding snobs, you throw everyone in that, and then they'll avoid whatever it is that might be associated with that, including intellectuals
22:25:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@37.20.*
22:26:12 <sharni> Amelia is the definition of snob
22:26:15 <President_Trump> sharni labels them infidels!
22:26:17 <deadpandadolls> <@Arbition> gays have lots of carefree sex
22:26:21 <deadpandadolls> LOOLLLL
22:26:34 <Arbition> their definitions will be formed not just by what you tell them though
22:26:43 Quit: necrotize ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:26:46 <Arbition> and kids in school, remember the nerd gets picked on
22:26:52 <deadpandadolls> AIDS is the gays greatest testiment to population control
22:26:55 <sharni> True Arbition
22:27:17 <sharni> At least they will be successful
22:27:19 <deadpandadolls> there are a lot of people on here I assume were bullied, or weak as children
22:27:26 <deadpandadolls> take it out on others, on people that'd hurt them irl
22:27:33 <sharni> I didn't bully nor was I bullied
22:27:34 <amelia> you don't know they will be successful
22:27:40 <amelia> they may turn out like u
22:27:47 <Arbition> What makes you so sure of that though? Psychology is difficult
22:27:51 <sharni> What single mother and studying
22:27:56 <sharni> Yeah why not
22:28:04 <Arbition> About the only thing that I've seen that is really a good indicator of future success is teh capacity to delay gratification
22:28:12 <oko1211> amelia girl u want to come with me to amsterdam?
22:28:12 <sharni> Is there something wrong with that
22:28:14 <Arbition> everything else is mostly speculation
22:28:29 <sharni> At least I'm doing something with my life lol
22:28:29 <Arbition> so if there's anything you should teach them, it is patience
22:28:40 <sharni> Where's yours going?
22:28:51 <YourFavouriteNightmare> I'm confused here
22:28:55 <Arbition> was that directed at me sharni?
22:28:56 <YourFavouriteNightmare> Who's arguing with who
22:29:04 <sharni> No amelia
22:29:07 <sharni> Being a snob again
22:29:16 <Arbition> I would have struggled to answer that question myself
22:29:32 <sharni> Lol
22:29:32 <amelia> where's my life going?
22:29:35 Mode: (by BLykE) +v amelia
22:29:39 <Arbition> sure I have a job and everything in an industry with a good future, but I still wouldn't know
22:29:47 <Arbition> job isn't the future
22:29:51 <Arbition> job is just a vehicle
22:29:53 <sharni> That's true
22:30:01 <BLykE> lols
22:30:09 <BLykE> its hot as
22:30:17 <Arbition> we've had a great cool change
22:30:20 <Arbition> below 20C inside now
22:30:23 <Arbition> I'm so pleased
22:30:33 <sharni> Been raining here all week
22:30:35 <sharni> Sucks
22:30:44 <sharni> Fucking floods everywhere
22:30:59 <amelia> you dont need to worry about me, concentrate on your own shit
22:31:10 <sharni> My life is right where I want it
22:31:19 <sharni> No rush I'm still young
22:31:21 <amelia> good stop defending it to me then
22:31:27 <amelia> I really dont give a fuck
22:31:32 <sharni> I'm not stop assuming then
22:31:34 <sharni> Neither do I
22:31:45 <amelia> die tomorrow as a whore, i do not care
22:31:49 <steven> hahaahaha
22:31:55 <sharni> A whore lol
22:32:11 <sharni> Slept with half the guys you've slept with lmao
22:32:38 <steven> sharing guys ?
22:32:39 <steven> SLUTS
22:32:42 <President_Trump> lolz
22:32:44 <President_Trump> props tho
22:32:46 <amelia> u made up a job for me and now my sexual partners?
22:32:46 <steven> props
22:32:47 <sharni> Hahahahahah
22:33:10 <steven> we will settle this once and for all
22:33:10 <sharni> Lol nah
22:33:10 <steven> send us your nudes
22:33:10 <sharni> amelia that's not why the said before lol
22:33:28 <steven> and the channel will decide who wins
22:35:18 <sharni> Yea your a real estate agent
22:35:18 <amelia> cool
22:35:18 <sharni> steven nah I'm good
22:35:18 <sharni> She would win
22:35:18 <steven> is that what she told you guys?
22:35:18 <steven> she really works at langers
22:35:18 <oko1211> amelia girl how many coques u had in u
22:35:18 <amelia> tell me more about myself
22:35:18 <steven> im a regular
22:35:18 <sharni> Ok a stuck up bitch
22:35:18 <President_Trump> whats langers?
22:35:18 <sharni> Wait I just summed everything into one sentence
22:35:18 <amelia> u know me so well pls tell me more o wise lil knocked up skank
22:35:18 <sharni> Lolololol
22:35:18 <oko1211> amelia girls had >3 coques in her
22:35:18 <amelia> WaiT u DiD Too LoLZZzzZZzzZ
22:35:18 <deadpandadolls> share something about yourself
22:35:18 <deadpandadolls> not really fair giving her shit
22:35:18 <sharni> Hahahahahah
22:35:18 <deadpandadolls> but you dont put anything out on the table
22:35:21 <amelia> i like schnitzels
22:35:21 <sharni> I can't take her seriously honestly
22:35:26 <amelia> and burritos
22:35:36 <sharni> And Dick
22:35:41 <sharni> Done
22:35:44 <deadpandadolls> what kind
22:35:46 <deadpandadolls> chicken?
22:35:51 <amelia> well yeah i am attracted to men
22:35:53 <deadpandadolls> lol
22:35:55 <steven> slut!
22:35:58 <deadpandadolls> dick schniztel
22:36:07 <amelia> dickritos
22:36:07 <sharni> Haha yum
22:36:13 <deadpandadolls> i bet somebody has deep fried human penis
22:36:15 <deadpandadolls> and eaten it
22:36:20 <sharni> Asians
22:36:22 <amelia> wot the fuck
22:36:34 <deadpandadolls> would suck to be a gay canninal..
22:36:34 <amelia> how did that even enter your mind
22:36:43 <deadpandadolls> what a catch-22 situation
22:36:56 <President_Trump> sharni and amelia have both been chewed up and spat out by nate
22:36:56 <deadpandadolls> ?
22:36:59 <amelia> i was thinkin about beef burritos and you werr thinkin bout deep fried human dick
22:37:18 <oko1211> amelia girl how many coques u had girl
22:37:35 <amelia> hi oko1211 girl did u know President_Trump girl is a girl too
22:37:42 <amelia> she has red hair tho
22:37:43 <oko1211> no
22:37:49 <President_Trump> props tho
22:38:10 Join: sluggz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:39:26 <sharni> Loool
22:39:42 <sluggz> Hi hun
22:39:47 <sharni> Nate no longer exist
22:39:50 <sharni> Oh hey
22:39:53 <deadpandadolls> oh crap missed most of THE EIGHTIES program on sbs :o
22:41:13 <President_Trump> oh crap
22:41:35 <amelia> it will be on SBS on Demand
22:41:56 <sharni> What a Shane
22:42:01 <sharni> Shame
22:42:04 <sluggz> Lol
22:42:11 <sharni> Fuck
22:42:11 <President_Trump> bowled shane
22:42:15 <Arbition> yeah IRC is way more interesting
22:42:18 <sluggz> Fuck sbs
22:42:24 <Arbition> you're all as boring as me
22:42:26 <Arbition> muahahahahahaha
22:42:27 <sharni> You know I'm tired when I no longer type properly
22:42:37 <amelia> no ones that boring Bition
22:42:44 <Arbition> ouch
22:42:45 <sluggz> Tired of what?
22:42:46 <deadpandadolls> truuue
22:42:53 <amelia> haha im joking dork
22:42:53 <deadpandadolls> forget bout that demand thing
22:42:59 <sharni> Well it's almost 11pm
22:43:11 <deadpandadolls> lol Arbition
22:43:22 <deadpandadolls> tonights ep focuses on Wall Street
22:43:24 <deadpandadolls> oooh oooh ye
22:43:29 <amelia> everyone so SeRiouS
22:43:30 <deadpandadolls> last night was Reagan and Aids
22:43:33 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:43:34 <deadpandadolls> educational
22:43:36 <sharni> Some people are wishing I would just fucking off already
22:43:46 <sharni> amelia your the serious one
22:43:51 <sharni> No offence
22:44:02 <Arbition> So is it reverse psychology if I tell you to go away but I want you to stay here sharni?
22:44:02 <sharni> Thought I better state that before you have a sook
22:44:12 <sluggz> Sharni asl
22:44:16 <Arbition> or what if I say, you should stay
22:44:17 <amelia> are you still fucking going
22:44:28 <sharni> amelia is that ok
22:44:30 <sluggz> Amelia hey hunny
22:44:31 <President_Trump> amelia is #1 on Nice1's angry list
22:44:37 <sharni> Lol
22:44:39 <Arbition> whut
22:44:39 <amelia> do you ever shut the fuck up
22:44:46 <Arbition> Nice1 isn't even here
22:44:49 <Arbition> why what?
22:44:52 <amelia> i am #1 on the sweety pie list
22:45:03 <sharni> amelia if you want to be a bitch I'll be a bigger butch ok hun
22:45:09 <sharni> Bitchhhhhhh
22:45:10 <sharni> Lol
22:45:12 <amelia> also #1 on the oh so kind list
22:45:17 <amelia> a bigger butch hahahahahahahaa
22:45:21 <sluggz> Sharni u m?
22:45:25 <Arbition> amelia is #1 on the list of people who I would let peg me
22:45:26 <sharni> Yes sluggz
22:45:39 <sluggz> K
22:45:42 <amelia> godamnit that is not a list i wanna be on
22:45:45 <Arbition> lol
22:45:48 <amelia> even #947727494938
22:45:49 <Arbition> it's because you're so sharp
22:45:50 <sharni> Wanna be
22:46:04 <Arbition> I can actually see you as a dom
22:46:08 <President_Trump> sharni #1 on biggest butch list
22:46:09 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA
22:46:12 <sharni> Yas
22:46:15 <sharni> Best list
22:46:28 <sharni> Leave my spelling mistakes alone
22:46:31 <sluggz> Sharni #1 Arse licker
22:46:39 <sharni> I don't pick on yours :(
22:46:49 <sharni> sluggz yay
22:46:51 <sluggz> Jk
22:46:54 <sharni> Naw
22:47:03 <sluggz> :)
22:47:07 <sharni> Lol
22:47:30 <sharni> Cash me ousside how bout dat
22:47:44 <sluggz> Skyways nigga
22:47:52 <sluggz> Bou dah
22:47:56 <sluggz> Boe
22:48:04 <sharni> I say that so much my one year old says "how bout dat"
22:48:14 <sluggz> Nice
22:48:17 <sharni> Still better then a swear word lol
22:48:20 <sharni> Yep
22:48:23 <sluggz> It is
22:48:32 <sharni> Dr thinks he is smart cause he says that
22:48:49 <deadpandadolls> amelia has turned in to Kelevra
22:48:51 <Arbition> meh
22:48:55 <sharni> Lol
22:49:09 <Arbition> those indications aren't exactly final
22:49:29 <sharni> What makes you say that
22:49:41 <Arbition> it is like, my mum thought my sister was going to be smart because she said don't need to worry about snakes because otherwise the goat would have been bitten
22:49:49 <sharni> Lol
22:49:52 <Arbition> when she was ~5 or something
22:49:56 <Arbition> my sister isn't that smart
22:50:12 <sluggz> Nanny goats
22:50:12 <Arbition> even thought it was an insightful statement
22:50:40 <sharni> Well for a one year old to have his kind of vocabulary is good
22:50:49 <amelia> thnx deadpandadolls, cant wait to hear more from u
22:50:53 <Arbition> for social development, sure
22:50:56 <Arbition> can'
22:50:57 <sharni> Yea
22:51:03 <sharni> Quick leaner too
22:51:03 <Arbition> can't see how it applies to much else
22:51:05 <sluggz> I have witnessed the birth of a beautiful baby goat
22:51:12 <Arbition> abstract thinking is the currency of the future
22:51:14 <sharni> Arbition so negative
22:51:14 <sluggz> Baaaaaa
22:51:22 <sharni> I'm trying my hardest out here lol
22:51:47 <amelia> mothers always think their young kids are smart
22:51:54 <sluggz> Blyke sup mang
22:51:55 <amelia> that's actually not an insult to you
22:52:00 <Arbition> I'm sure you are, just saying that being an optimistic doesn't mean everything will take care of itself
22:52:03 <sluggz> U got bud blykey
22:52:09 <Arbition> you're still going to have to make sure your boys learn and learn good
22:52:09 <sluggz> 2oofer
22:52:21 <sharni> Im comparing from my oldest son and 14 nieces and nephews
22:52:24 <Arbition> and school isn't even the be all and end all of that
22:52:35 <BLykE> i need a gf
22:52:40 <BLykE> that sup
22:52:41 <sluggz> Blyke.....are you the one I love?
22:52:47 <BLykE> if u are female
22:52:49 <BLykE> sure
22:52:56 <sluggz> Yes!
22:52:57 <BLykE> or if u are u
22:53:00 <BLykE> cool
22:53:07 <sluggz> I have mangina
22:53:14 <Arbition> As I said, best thing for any person to have is good delayed gratification skills
22:53:17 <sluggz> Stinki
22:53:29 <Arbition> the earlier the better
22:53:34 <deadpandadolls> mothers that neglect childrens MINDS are bad
22:53:37 <sharni> Shush ok I'm a proud mumma
22:53:52 <Arbition> the experiment was a thing where they got kids to say, you can have the cookie now, or, 2 cookies later, then left the room
22:54:01 <deadpandadolls> those mothers that think children are just stupid little people that want a cookie and a colouring book
22:54:07 <Arbition> the big deal was, they then followed these people to adulthood
22:54:10 <sluggz> Pandas mum is ashamed
22:54:17 <BLykE> sluggz: wanta suck my penis
22:54:17 <BLykE> ?
22:54:37 <sluggz> Blyke pm
22:54:44 <BLykE> lols
22:54:45 <deadpandadolls> yeah I'd have waited for the 2 cookies
22:54:46 <Arbition> basically, teh kids who could wait until the person came back without eating the cookie that was left there, did better many years later
22:54:56 <deadpandadolls> mum did that to us as kids
22:54:56 <sharni> Arbition so negative when you have kids the smallest accomplishments will make you so proud
22:55:02 <sluggz> Twenny twenn twen
22:55:03 <Arbition> I'm sure
22:55:10 <Arbition> but I'm saying, you can't rest on your laurels
22:55:11 <deadpandadolls> we can go out to a restaurant on the weekend if
22:55:17 <Arbition> maybe I'd be too harsh a father though
22:55:18 <deadpandadolls> patience <3
22:55:33 <sharni> I think my one year old is smart due to the fact of how many babies I've been around
22:55:46 <deadpandadolls> nothing wrong with not being a pushover
22:55:52 <deadpandadolls> children need to learn
22:56:02 <Arbition> Then you must not let that go to waste
22:56:09 <sharni> I won't
22:56:09 <Arbition> kids don't form themselves
22:56:23 <Arbition> well their bodies sort of do, but the rest
22:56:37 <sharni> He already knows where his eyes, nose and mouth is
22:56:48 <sharni> My oldest didn't know that till 2 and a bit
22:57:08 <deadpandadolls> mm the miiind
22:57:14 <sluggz> Pandas....are you the one I love?
22:57:20 <sharni> Lol
22:57:21 <Arbition> well be careful that your oldest doesn't try to beat the intelligence out of your younger one to keep him on his level, if it does continue that way
22:57:23 <steven> im gooing to watch a movie
22:57:32 <steven> ill be checking up on this meltdown later on
22:57:32 <deadpandadolls> I'd take my kids to museums and CSIRO
22:57:35 <deadpandadolls> wooo csiro!
22:57:40 <deadpandadolls> get the tour man
22:57:42 <steven> to muslims and isis?
22:57:48 <steven> lols
22:57:58 <sharni> My oldest was a slow learner didn't talk till over two but he caught up and is fine now
22:58:01 <Arbition> People do it as adults too right, you need only look on IRC
22:58:01 <deadpandadolls> WHAT MOVIE FAGGOT?
22:58:13 <sharni> steven the meltdown is over
22:58:14 <Arbition> all too human
22:58:22 <steven> fuck
22:58:25 <deadpandadolls> bet yer watchen the littel moimade
22:58:26 <sharni> Yep
22:58:30 <steven> ill read up later
22:58:38 <sharni> The results are
22:58:51 <sharni> She is a snob and I'm a whore
22:58:58 <Arbition> hah
22:59:00 <sharni> That's all I got out of it
22:59:02 <Arbition> I'm the real snob here
22:59:08 <sharni> Nah
22:59:23 <Arbition> You only say that because I've done a good job
22:59:28 <sharni> Your too nice to be a snob
22:59:45 <amelia> u bang on and on and on
22:59:56 <Arbition> amelia might know a bit more about this, I'm just quiet about it
22:59:59 <amelia> no wonder your ex dropped your ass
23:00:08 <sharni> Steven wanted to know the results
23:00:08 <steven> ahaa
23:00:12 <amelia> jus let it fkn go
23:00:16 <steven> meltdown!
23:00:19 <steven> im going to watch a movie
23:00:21 <Arbition> Elsa> Let it go
23:00:22 <steven> please continue
23:00:26 <amelia> hahahahahaa
23:00:30 <sharni> My ex dropped my ass because he wanted a business over family life
23:00:31 <sluggz> Amelia have some decorum
23:00:38 <amelia> i hope emma pees on u in the shower again
23:00:44 <sluggz> Or face consequences
23:00:52 <Arbition> orly, so it's been a while now, how is his business going?
23:00:58 <sharni> Fail
23:00:58 <amelia> sluggz u wanna die?
23:01:07 <Arbition> no doubt
23:01:19 <Arbition> My uncle, now he runs a business
23:01:19 <oko1211> quick bowl
23:01:26 <sharni> I found out from my sisters ex that my ex is only with his new gf for her money
23:01:37 <amelia> i will fkn kill u as soon as i finish watching these cute lil puppy videos
23:01:45 <amelia> i swear to freakin gosh
23:01:46 <Arbition> sure his family was a tad late, but he juggled it just fine
23:01:49 <Arbition> business is over 20 years old
23:02:01 <sharni> Nice
23:02:03 <Arbition> a generous man
23:02:04 <deadpandadolls> sweet
23:02:05 <sharni> Good on him
23:02:12 <oko1211> my uncle has an insurance company in europe
23:02:15 <deadpandadolls> I see nothing wrong with ditching your family to start a business
23:02:16 <Arbition> This is his https://anvers-chocolate.com.au/
23:02:20 <President_Trump> how much your ex pay child support?
23:02:21 <deadpandadolls> if you contribute to the upbringing of the children
23:02:22 <sluggz> I have only ever been with girls for money
23:02:27 <Arbition> he didn't ditch his family for a business
23:02:30 <sluggz> Nothing else
23:02:35 <Arbition> I reckon actually it wouldn't help
23:02:44 <Arbition> if you can't handle family life, chances are you can't manage a business either
23:02:56 <amelia> not true
23:03:17 <amelia> completely diff qualities and skills
23:03:20 <sharni> He is a cunt I'm glad we broke up anyways
23:03:26 <amelia> irrelevant to each other
23:03:29 <sharni> Happier being alone
23:03:41 <sharni> Well I have a bf now but I still live alone
23:03:43 <Arbition> really? Hm. I really would have thought the time management and relationship management would have crossed over
23:03:45 <sharni> I like it like that
23:03:53 <sluggz> Sharni u single
23:03:56 <sharni> No
23:04:00 <sluggz> Blyke needs mrs
23:04:10 <deadpandadolls> <sharni> My ex dropped my ass because he wanted a business over family life
23:04:20 <amelia> relationship management with kids vs adults?
23:04:29 <Arbition> mmm
23:04:31 <Arbition> sort of
23:04:38 <sharni> The difference is he regrets it now
23:04:39 <amelia> too diff
23:04:47 <amelia> non comparable
23:04:48 <sharni> Not my problem
23:05:08 <deadpandadolls> how long were u single 4
23:05:11 <Arbition> see I don't know. I reckon you actually have to treat kids a bit like adults. Mostly in that you have to treat them like they have their own minds and thoughts
23:05:14 <sharni> 2 years
23:05:23 <deadpandadolls> how many guys u been with since ur first kid?
23:05:30 <sharni> My first kid
23:05:32 <Arbition> explain, listen, reason
23:05:35 <sharni> I had two kids with him
23:05:39 <amelia> in some ways
23:05:42 <sharni> I've been with a lot cause I'm a whore
23:05:44 <President_Trump> Arbition more like you have to treat adults like children
23:05:49 <deadpandadolls> you do need to do that Arbition
23:05:55 <Arbition> President_Trump: Some people, sure
23:06:02 <Arbition> however you always start with respect
23:06:02 <President_Trump> people like deadpandadolls
23:06:08 <deadpandadolls> that's how my brother and I were raised
23:06:09 <Arbition> until they've lost it
23:06:17 <deadpandadolls> lol
23:06:22 <Arbition> kind of like, innocent until proven guilty
23:07:02 <deadpandadolls> needa b spankd
23:07:14 <sharni> Lol
23:07:59 <President_Trump> jen around?
23:08:04 <Arbition> no
23:08:10 <President_Trump> why not?
23:08:14 <Arbition> not unless she's started using a new nick
23:08:18 * Arbition shrugs
23:08:22 <Arbition> idk haven't seen her around much
23:08:54 <amelia> dont act like shes not on your notify list President_Trump
23:08:56 <Arbition> I can only guess it is because no one ever had anything good to say about her
23:09:09 <sharni> Loolll
23:09:12 <amelia> I dont think she really gave a shit bout that Arbition
23:09:18 <amelia> or if she did she hid it fairly well
23:09:43 <sharni> I don't think anyone gives a shit what people say on the net
23:09:50 <Arbition> you have to hide it
23:09:53 <sharni> Not having a go
23:09:56 Join: Rolfe ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:10:02 <sharni> Just what I believe ya know
23:10:08 <Arbition> At some point though, I mean what value is there even if that didn't bother her
23:10:18 <Arbition> roll your eyes and move on
23:10:18 <sharni> It did bother her
23:10:29 <oko1211> amelia girl how many coques u had girl
23:11:05 <sharni> oko1211 you ok buddy ?
23:11:05 <President_Trump> * Added anotherirc3r to notify list
23:11:08 <sharni> Lol
23:11:13 <amelia> she took a lot of shit
23:11:14 <Arbition> sharni: Are you going to look into the schools your eldest one can go to?
23:11:37 <sharni> Yeah I have been looking
23:11:40 <Arbition> ah good
23:11:48 <Arbition> see already your attitude is miles better than Kelevra
23:12:09 <sharni> He hates school so it's going to be hard
23:12:12 <deadpandadolls> <sharni> I don't think anyone gives a shit what people say on the net
23:12:16 <Arbition> it always will be
23:12:24 <deadpandadolls> yer coz school kids dont kill themselves over internet bullying
23:12:26 <Arbition> They'd have to be a complete nerd like me
23:12:28 <Arbition> to like it
23:12:39 <sharni> deadpandadolls are we kids in here
23:12:45 <sharni> This is austnet
23:12:51 <sharni> Everyone fucks around in here
23:13:03 <Arbition> well I have to admit, I have a bit myself
23:13:06 <President_Trump> everyone fucks around in here (with jen)
23:13:11 <Arbition> it is the environment here
23:13:18 <Arbition> I wouldn't have done it elsewhere
23:13:20 <amelia> i reckon majority would let it get to them
23:13:23 <sharni> What amelia said to me for example doesn't bother me and I'm sure she isn't hurt from what I said
23:13:37 <Arbition> Well you'd be wrong then
23:13:38 <amelia> yeah i was laughin at most of it
23:13:42 <sharni> So was I
23:13:44 <Arbition> I usually take what people say at face value sharni
23:13:46 <deadpandadolls> THIS IS AUSTNET!
23:13:53 <Arbition> and so it does get me
23:13:55 <amelia> when i got called a receptionist
23:13:56 <President_Trump> stop pretending u were both joking, start fighting again
23:13:57 <sharni> I'm a different person on the net
23:14:03 <amelia> cos i fkn hate the sound of a ringing phone
23:14:05 <Arbition> which is perhaps why I don't do it to other people so much
23:14:10 <deadpandadolls> so why did you argue then
23:14:16 <deadpandadolls> you are bullshitting now
23:14:17 <sharni> amelia I remembered later on that your a real estate agent
23:14:19 <sharni> Lol
23:14:20 <Arbition> part of the reason I stay here
23:14:24 <amelia> yeah sureeeeeeee
23:14:26 <Arbition> try and get some coping skills
23:14:27 <amelia> steven told u
23:14:31 <sharni> No
23:14:33 <deadpandadolls> there's absolutely no chance that either of you weren't responding emotionally b4
23:14:47 <sharni> I can't talk to anyone privately here
23:14:55 <amelia> to respond emotionally you must experience emotions
23:14:56 <sharni> My irccloud is banned or something
23:15:00 <amelia> that is where i fail
23:15:21 <Arbition> the problem is you aren't logged in sharni
23:15:24 <sharni> That's why I ask him about Xbox in here rather then pm
23:15:31 <sharni> Arbition Cbf
23:15:37 <Arbition> that's why you can't PM
23:15:38 <sharni> Can talk her don't need pm
23:15:46 <Arbition> pretty much everyone rejects non-registered users
23:15:53 <sharni> Ya ya
23:16:13 <sharni> amelia I still love you
23:16:21 <sharni> Cupcake
23:16:27 <amelia> i dont love u but i dont hate u
23:16:30 <oko1211> sharni cos u had heaps kids if we meet it'd be like sexing with a plastic bag
23:16:31 <Arbition> yeah see this is the part I don't get
23:16:32 <sharni> That's ok
23:16:38 <sharni> I don't know what love is anyways
23:16:44 <oko1211> i have a big coque
23:16:52 <oko1211> but sex with a plastic bag is weird
23:16:55 <sharni> Or it means you have a tiny dock
23:16:59 <sharni> Dick lol
23:17:05 <Arbition> like I could have sworn that all that shit you said before sounded serious
23:17:24 <oko1211> i need original vag
23:17:28 <amelia> to an extent yeah
23:17:32 <oko1211> not used vag like amelia and sharni
23:17:33 <sharni> Honestly I thought that too but having kids doesn't necessarily mean lose vag
23:17:53 <sharni> Arbition sometimes us girls need to let it out
23:17:58 <oko1211> i just dont like the idea of other coques in my gf
23:18:02 <sharni> We held it in so long
23:18:02 <oko1211> fuk that
23:18:05 <amelia> i mean i dunno if she got denghi fever in the river, i doubt it but its still funny to me to say it
23:18:09 <Arbition> pfft
23:18:09 <sharni> She didn't like I fucked in a river
23:18:14 <Arbition> be numb like me
23:18:19 <deadpandadolls> they were being serious
23:18:19 <Arbition> then you can hold it in forever
23:18:23 <amelia> i dont care you fucked in a river
23:18:26 <sharni> It was clean water lol I'm not that silly
23:18:27 <deadpandadolls> everyone does this on irc
23:18:29 <amelia> i was actually only joking
23:18:37 <sharni> But why you mean to me
23:18:43 <sharni> I was having fun
23:18:52 <amelia> you can fuck in a pit of termites for all i care
23:18:56 <deadpandadolls> when you fucked in a river
23:18:58 <deadpandadolls> or rather
23:18:59 <sharni> That's not hot
23:18:59 <amelia> jus dont fuck in my chai tea
23:19:03 <deadpandadolls> you were fucked in a river
23:19:07 <sharni> Why not
23:19:10 <deadpandadolls> did people mistake you for african wild life?
23:19:12 <sharni> Extra chai
23:19:13 <deadpandadolls> LOLLLLLL@mi
23:19:19 <sharni> Extra froth
23:19:27 <amelia> i dont get that joke deadpandadolls
23:19:33 <sharni> I'm white
23:19:36 <Arbition> Really does sound like not everyone is on the same level
23:19:41 <sharni> deadpandadolls just because you haven't had sex before lol
23:19:47 <sharni> Virgin life
23:20:03 <Arbition> sigh
23:20:05 <amelia> i am now departing this convo
23:20:11 <deadpandadolls> <Kelevra> you guys are boring, I'm going to fuck amelia in my dreams with my imaginary dick <-- amelia u ever been fucked by a smelly bogan with bad breath and a missing tooth? YOU HAVE NOW
23:20:17 <sharni> Lol
23:20:25 <deadpandadolls> loooolll
23:20:26 <amelia> godamnit when did she say that
23:20:31 <deadpandadolls> cya slag
23:20:31 <sharni> Who is that
23:20:36 <amelia> thats the last thing i wanna read before bed
23:20:36 <deadpandadolls> just b4
23:20:37 <deadpandadolls> lols
23:20:40 <deadpandadolls> HAHAHA
23:20:42 <deadpandadolls> sozzz
23:20:44 <Arbition> amelia: I think it means she wants to peg you
23:20:52 <amelia> did you call me a fuckin slag
23:20:57 <amelia> bwahahhahahaha Bition
23:21:57 <Arbition> ok now I'm thinking of a man train, but it is women and they're all wearing strapons
23:21:59 <sharni> oko1211 anyways if you girls do their exercises down stairs it won't be so loose
23:22:13 <sharni> Toot toot
23:22:33 <deadpandadolls> lol
23:22:35 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
23:22:37 <deadpandadolls> gotcha!
23:22:43 <amelia> Bition we have learnt a lot about your sexual appetite and fetish's tonight
23:22:49 <Arbition> lol
23:22:57 <Arbition> still yet to see any proof of it
23:23:02 <amelia> gettin pegged by women rockin strap ons
23:23:04 <Arbition> all theory
23:23:43 <sharni> Lol
23:23:50 <Arbition> still only ever been with one girl, and that was all pretty vanilla, and I was happy to have that
23:24:18 <amelia> missionary sex on a single bed with your socks on?
23:24:24 <sharni> One girl
23:24:32 <Arbition> She even convinced me to have sex with her before I was ready: Read I didn't have any condoms
23:24:39 <sharni> Lol
23:24:46 <deadpandadolls> ino rite, he's in 2 man trains
23:24:47 <deadpandadolls> zomg
23:24:51 <amelia> u got seduced
23:25:00 <Arbition> I was the rebound
23:25:05 <Arbition> and it took me years to realise
23:25:05 <sharni> How rude
23:25:11 <President_Trump> is this peg business an adelaide term?
23:25:14 <amelia> im sure she reallly had to twist your arm to have sex with her
23:25:22 <deadpandadolls> women r ezy
23:25:23 <Arbition> no not really
23:25:27 <sharni> Rape
23:25:28 <amelia> haha
23:25:30 <Arbition> but I didn't know what I was doing
23:25:36 <sharni> Nawww
23:25:47 <sharni> I'm sure you watched a lot of porn to know
23:25:58 <sharni> In out in out and you shake it all about
23:26:01 <Arbition> that's also when I found out that I get pain having unprotected sex, and less so with a condom
23:26:09 <amelia> did u put it in the wrong hole
23:26:14 <amelia> THaTS NoT iT
23:26:27 <Arbition> because the sinewy thing that connects the head to the shaft isn't loose enough or something
23:26:32 <amelia> you shouldn't feel pain wtf
23:26:33 <Arbition> and some people it actually tears
23:26:35 <sharni> Your not circumcised are you ?
23:26:38 <Arbition> no
23:26:44 <sharni> That's why it hurts
23:26:57 <sharni> Friction
23:27:04 <sharni> Actually I don't know I'm assuming
23:27:06 <amelia> ok i have learnt way too much bout Bition tonight
23:27:11 <Arbition> no, it is the strain on the thing that joins the shaft to the head
23:27:16 <sharni> Ohh
23:27:17 <amelia> can we take a step back
23:27:20 <sharni> Poor you
23:27:22 <amelia> its all moving so fast
23:27:34 <sharni> Just keep swimmig
23:27:41 <sharni> Fuck can't spell
23:27:44 <sharni> Cbf
23:27:56 <sluggz> Lol cut the fucker man
23:27:58 <deadpandadolls> jerking off is way better than sex neway
23:28:01 <deadpandadolls> its quicker
23:28:02 <sluggz> Snip that shit
23:28:04 <President_Trump> Arbition u can get an op for that, i know someone who did lolz
23:28:05 <sluggz> I did
23:28:09 <deadpandadolls> u dont have to tell ur dick u love it
23:28:11 <sharni> Lol
23:28:11 <deadpandadolls> or anythin
23:28:12 <Arbition> to fix it I'd pretty much have to get erect and stretch it every day until it isn't so tight anymore, or so I've heard
23:28:23 <amelia> deadpandadolls u front
23:28:25 <sluggz> Cut it
23:28:29 <Arbition> yeah no
23:28:32 <amelia> i reckon you'd love to tell a girl you love her
23:28:35 <sharni> More hand jobs
23:28:43 <sluggz> Easy to cut
23:28:51 <sluggz> Use rusty scissors
23:28:56 <sharni> Ouch
23:29:04 <sluggz> Its fine
23:29:16 <amelia> wot u do today Bition? not much jus stretched ma penis a bit
23:29:22 <sluggz> I cut mine
23:29:25 <deadpandadolls> lols
23:29:25 <sharni> Lol
23:29:37 <sluggz> Its heaps better
23:29:48 <sharni> You cut your what
23:30:07 <sluggz> Knob sinue
23:30:11 <Arbition> 'spose I should get to bed
23:30:17 <sluggz> When I was 14
23:30:21 <sharni> Yuck
23:30:27 <sharni> Weirdo
23:30:28 <sluggz> I know
23:30:34 <sluggz> I had to
23:30:39 <sharni> No you didn't
23:30:48 <Arbition> and so that is my history of sex
23:30:49 <sluggz> Swear
23:30:57 <sharni> Whatever
23:31:02 <Arbition> explained in 5 minutes
23:31:03 <sluggz> Ok
23:31:14 <sharni> Thank you for sharing Arbition
23:31:21 <sharni> Mine would be terribly long
23:31:24 <amelia> tomorrow night u can tell us about ur first boyfriend
23:31:40 <Arbition> might have trouble with that one
23:31:44 <oko1211> sharnis vag is hugggggeee
23:31:48 <amelia> hahahaha
23:31:53 <deadpandadolls> mine is like a porno
23:31:56 <Arbition> I'd have to get a boyfriend tomorrow morning just to have anything to say
23:31:56 <amelia> gnite
23:31:59 <sluggz> I was dry root raped once
23:32:07 <deadpandadolls> like one hundred fkn pornos
23:32:10 <sluggz> Horrible
23:32:15 <deadpandadolls> LOL
23:32:16 <Arbition> o/
23:32:17 <President_Trump> Arbition u can tell us the story about how u went up the hills with deadpandadolls and he tried to rape you
23:32:22 <sharni> Bf lol
23:32:22 <sharni> Is he bi
23:32:28 <oko1211> amelia's vag > sharni's
23:32:29 <amelia> yup
23:32:32 <oko1211> ^
23:32:40 <oko1211> hot girl
23:32:49 <deadpandadolls> nothing like all the murders ive committed
23:32:58 <deadpandadolls> god how good would it feel to kill President_Trump
23:33:01 <deadpandadolls> both of em
23:33:07 <sluggz> Great
23:33:29 <President_Trump> sharni, deadpandadolls is bisexual
23:33:37 <President_Trump> i thought everyone knew that
23:34:29 <deadpandadolls> fully
23:34:39 <deadpandadolls> i heard i was gay once
23:34:48 * deadpandadolls has heard all sorts of shit about himself on irc
23:35:08 <sharni> Do we all
23:35:20 <sharni> No one knows anyone here
23:35:22 <President_Trump> you are pretty much just pure gay now as any female options have dried up
23:35:54 <sharni> We are all lonely this is why we are here
23:36:10 <deadpandadolls> lols
23:36:24 <deadpandadolls> speak 4 urself sharnz
23:36:25 <deadpandadolls> lol
23:36:31 <sharni> I'm only here when I'm not with my bf as well as when my kids are asleep
23:36:35 <deadpandadolls> I could go forever without a relationship
23:36:39 <sharni> So right now I'm alllll alone
23:36:40 <deadpandadolls> had enough of them
23:36:52 <sharni> I've only had one this is my second relationship
23:37:01 <sluggz> Sharni wanna phone sex me
23:37:02 <sharni> I really don't want to be in a relationship tbh
23:37:16 <deadpandadolls> yer i havent had many girlfriends
23:37:19 <deadpandadolls> heaps of partners but
23:37:23 <sharni> But his guy is really sweet Id be stupid to dump him
23:37:36 <deadpandadolls> hard to trust women when ur gf tries to kill herself
23:37:38 <sluggz> Good blokes pandas?
23:37:47 <deadpandadolls> does he have a nice coque
23:37:49 <sharni> sluggz I have a very manly voice wouldn't be pretty
23:38:02 <deadpandadolls> lol sluggz
23:38:07 <sharni> Coque ?
23:38:13 <sluggz> James earl Jones?
23:38:48 <sluggz> I sound like Chuck Norris
23:39:54 <deadpandadolls> cock
23:40:24 <deadpandadolls> I sound like your head hitting the pavement after I king hit you
23:40:26 <deadpandadolls> looolll
23:41:27 <sluggz> Hung 2 wet towels and a leather jacket off my cock earlier...
23:41:28 <oko1211> no ur voice sounds like 100 fapping coques
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23:48:29 <President_Trump> i am woman hear me roar
23:52:39 <deadpandadolls> u r fucken sexi
23:56:05 <deadpandadolls> President_Trump our new hospital has automated robots to deliver ur food to u
23:56:06 <deadpandadolls> BAM
23:56:11 <deadpandadolls> ROBOTS BRUH
23:56:23 <deadpandadolls> DOZ UR HOSPITALS HAVE ROBITS
23:56:52 <amelia> well, does it?
23:58:18 <President_Trump> dunno deadpandadolls, u spend a lot more time in the psych ward than me
23:58:27 <deadpandadolls> haha
23:58:39 <President_Trump> bill gates wants a robot tax
23:58:43 <deadpandadolls> havent been in a psych ward b4
23:59:01 <President_Trump> he said they gotta be treated like employees
23:59:11 <deadpandadolls> this justin bieber roast is shit
23:59:14 <deadpandadolls> he has no idea what is going on
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