// #nerdhacks — 2016-11-12
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00:55:26 <xm> how does he react when you laugh?
00:55:43 <xm> some of them cant read that and think they're being mocked
00:56:07 <amelia> i jus lose it to myself
00:56:14 <amelia> he can't see thru my phone screen
00:56:25 <xm> no i mean when you type back with Ha's
00:56:36 <xm> ah ok
00:56:38 <amelia> yeah i dont do that tho
00:56:50 <xm> is he like this guy: https://twitter.com/pakalupapitio
00:57:12 <amelia> hhahahaha not quite
00:57:57 <joke> hi lumeah
00:58:10 <joke> amelia
00:58:13 <joke> opps
00:58:19 <xm> he said lumeah first to make you jelly
00:58:22 <xm> ur such a playah
00:58:38 <amelia> it worked
00:58:42 <amelia> :(
00:58:58 <joke> amelia :)~
00:59:00 <xm> joke u gotta work on ur autism m8
00:59:05 <xm> none of this muscle bs
00:59:08 <amelia> ahahahhhhaahha
00:59:19 <xm> you gotta leave room for ambiguity
00:59:30 <joke> i got nice vocal whats its
00:59:36 <amelia> its jus funny how my bro and i jus thought he was the funniest fucker out
00:59:41 <joke> to do ppls heads in with
00:59:47 <xm> actually he has a monotonous voice doesnt he
00:59:52 <xm> so that is halfway there
00:59:56 <joke> they could use my music counter terrorists
00:59:59 <amelia> kunny got the monotone voice
01:00:17 <xm> kunny, ring up amelia and repeat the first 100 digits of Pi to her in a monotone voice
01:00:29 <amelia> i thought joke was christopher?
01:00:33 <xm> oh was it
01:00:36 <xm> i forget
01:00:38 <xm> ive been writing a song
01:00:44 <amelia> ye pretty sure it is
01:00:44 <xm> and havent paid attention
01:00:45 <joke> i love amelia
01:00:48 <xm> i forgot
01:00:50 <xm> it is chris
01:00:53 <amelia> kunny says melies
01:01:12 <xm> kunny = Omaha
01:01:18 <joke> i just drank beam
01:01:24 <joke> and smoked bongs
01:01:28 <amelia> i don't think so xm?
01:01:39 <Omaha> lol
01:01:44 <Omaha> that's highly offensive
01:01:50 <xm> OK wrong person then
01:01:50 <amelia> HAHAHHA
01:01:54 <joke> amelia: would u smoke joints and sip beam
01:01:54 <Skirmish> Chris the smackie doing the same old things and still got no woman. He will never learn.
01:01:58 <xm> that sentence was typed out properly
01:01:59 <amelia> xm has lost his shit tonight
01:02:00 <xm> i apologise
01:02:05 <Omaha> accepted
01:02:10 <amelia> sowwy no christopher i don't like beam and dun smoke weed
01:02:14 <amelia> puts me to sleep
01:02:18 <joke> kk
01:02:23 <joke> sleep is good
01:02:51 <Skirmish> Time for lunch. Sausage roll or a schnitty toastie.
01:02:55 <amelia> Omaha is matty?
01:03:03 <amelia> SCHNITTY
01:03:03 <xm> it's a person from Brisbane
01:03:09 <xm> so probably yeah
01:03:18 <amelia> THERE IS NO CONTEST THERE @ ALL
01:03:25 * Omaha sighs
01:03:43 <amelia> xm nothing you say is correct tonight so I'm not listening @ you anymore
01:03:49 <amelia> or maybe its ripsta
01:03:56 <joke> i had world record hit of lsd tonight
01:03:57 <Skirmish> I was in QLD Wednesday night. Had dinner at a place called House of Brews at Surfers Paradise. Loved it.
01:04:07 <joke> fucken like
01:04:08 <Omaha> how did you get the brisbane bit
01:04:11 <joke> just before
01:04:11 <xm> amelia is the smartest and prettiest girl on IRC
01:04:12 <Omaha> do tell
01:04:24 <amelia> finally you make some sense
01:04:25 <joke> i had 1000 hits of lsd at once
01:04:26 <xm> Omaha: first two octects
01:04:30 <joke> theres going be
01:04:31 <Omaha> nice
01:04:43 <Skirmish> joke: Still you have no woman. When will you learn?
01:04:43 <xm> octetoctets*
01:04:45 <joke> a haze on the moon
01:04:48 <xm> octets*
01:04:58 <joke> octets
01:05:03 <joke> ?
01:05:05 <joke> 1000
01:05:15 <Omaha> the first 2 numbers from the IP?
01:05:21 <xm> yes
01:05:25 <joke> oh
01:05:26 <xm> the rest is hashed anyway
01:05:27 <Omaha> that's impressive
01:05:28 <joke> dam
01:05:30 <Omaha> you win a cookie
01:05:31 <xm> so irrelevant
01:06:25 <joke> so is next bong
01:06:37 <joke> as ive had like 30 today
01:06:41 <joke> 111
01:07:06 <amelia> i want cookie
01:08:04 * joke flops out the dough
01:08:15 <joke> makes a cookie in edge
01:08:19 <joke> that hacks
01:08:24 <joke> ya smart phone
01:09:41 <joke> the game doom i used to hack the first ever one
01:09:48 <joke> and wolfenstien
01:09:54 <joke> im old school dos
01:09:55 <xm> did you hack Dune II
01:09:58 <joke> no os
01:10:00 <joke> yes
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01:10:03 <xm> controlling the sandworms was fun
01:10:07 <joke> i hacked dune ii
01:10:10 <joke> for spice
01:10:14 <joke> resource
01:10:15 <joke> s
01:10:16 <xm> yeah the pak files
01:10:25 <joke> nah trainer
01:10:27 <joke> memory
01:10:27 <xm> but it was more fun to move the sandworms to eat your enemies units
01:10:39 <joke> lol
01:10:46 <joke> i put a loop bug fix
01:11:09 <joke> on the international exchange interheadquarters of the internet
01:11:34 <joke> whats keeps this world going
01:11:52 <joke> i used to hack memory addressing
01:11:56 <joke> of software
01:12:01 <joke> so debug shit
01:12:12 <joke> or like reverse engineer
01:12:36 <steven> hahaha
01:12:39 <steven> good joke
01:12:44 <joke> i did
01:12:52 <joke> do u believe
01:13:03 <joke> i was first with cheats for games
01:13:07 <joke> on consoles
01:13:20 <joke> for gameshark and action replat
01:13:24 <joke> replay
01:13:40 <joke> i used to skip scenes in re2
01:13:50 <joke> or like missions in vicecity
01:14:01 <joke> all by memory hacks
01:14:34 <joke> i understand how that shit works
01:14:45 <joke> i just dont have software
01:15:02 <joke> i was easy as one stage
01:15:42 <joke> i made infinte health with one button on sfa
01:15:53 <joke> so i cheated my friends
01:15:57 <joke> on and off
01:15:59 <joke> lol
01:21:39 <joke> in game quake me and mate made feign deat
01:22:07 <joke> in game quake me and mate made feign death and rocket kill on command and super jump on off
01:23:24 <joke> before winblows 10
01:23:30 <joke> shit was easy
01:23:42 <joke> now u just fucken
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02:00:06 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBmkCoiHC2c
02:00:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine [HQ] (Aug 12, 2010) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 31,437,876 views views - likes (97.3%), 3,316 dislikes (2.7%)
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02:32:11 <Skirmish> lol joke just trails off mid rant. Probably died.
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03:25:18 <steven> hahaha
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08:41:40 <kuniva> Fuck off chris fisher u ugly cunt
08:42:18 <kuniva> Austnets ugly cunt
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10:28:44 <kuniva> :-)
10:28:49 <kuniva> B-)
10:34:24 <kuniva> Wheres hobbit
10:35:31 <kuniva> Wheres lumies
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11:41:04 <Lumeah2> I n beds
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11:57:27 <kuniva> Oh yea
11:59:02 <SewerRAT> .
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12:44:36 <joke> lol
12:44:45 <joke> kuniva:
12:45:10 <kuniva> Hey loser
12:45:19 <joke> u talking to yourself
12:45:21 <joke> lol
12:50:26 <kuniva1> k
12:50:39 <kuniva1> im getting 100 woth of weed in half n hor
12:53:56 <kuniva1> i gotta get stoned
12:54:02 <joke> nearlly was going drink
12:54:06 <joke> but said nup
12:54:18 <kuniva1> my dad shouting me some weed
12:55:27 <joke> gotta charge controller to lose a sf5
12:58:02 <joke> how many gig is your ps4
12:58:22 <joke> mibes 1tb
12:58:28 <joke> mibes
12:58:30 <joke> lol stoned
12:58:52 <joke> mib3 is best movie in world
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13:37:07 <kuniva1> chris
13:37:09 <kuniva1> i got weed
13:37:29 <kuniva1> suck shit faggot
13:43:40 <kuniva1> and i found a venonat
13:43:43 <kuniva1> aaaaahahahaahhaha
13:50:52 <kuniva1> i got 3.5 grams chris
13:50:58 <kuniva1> what u got
13:58:14 <kuniva1> theres a funny bud here looks like a pair of boobz
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14:35:55 <SewerRAT> hi
14:36:06 <steven> hi
14:36:08 <steven> i been down so long... they look up to me.. they look up to me....and i got fake people showing fake loving to me... straight up to my faceeeeeeeeeee
14:36:35 <SewerRAT> wotup
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14:37:14 <SewerRAT> jack the spack
14:38:56 <steven> not much
14:39:10 <steven> i got fake people showing love to me
14:39:20 <steven> straight up to my faceeeeeeeeeeeeeee
14:40:00 <joke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOgjhLXV-qk
14:40:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANYHOWNOW 2016 BEST NEW MUSIC MADE TODAY (Oct 26, 2016) Length: 2:56 - Category: Music - 32 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:40:42 <joke> steven:
14:40:46 <joke> hi man
14:41:00 <steven> sup bro
14:41:18 <steven> do me a remix on this song bro
14:41:19 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlDoZey0kyE
14:41:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drake - Fake Love (Explicit) (Nov 7, 2016) Length: 3:42 - Category: Music - 22,594 views views - 222 likes (92.1%), 19 dislikes (7.9%)
14:43:12 <joke> steven:
14:43:13 <joke> https://youtu.be/d8TFw_6Jd1M
14:43:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: im chris 2016 fake remix (Nov 10, 2016) Length: 3:53 - Category: Music - 2 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
14:43:31 <steven> i seen that one
14:43:33 <steven> not bad
14:43:39 <joke> k
14:43:55 <joke> u stoned
14:44:10 <steven> 2 stoned
14:44:15 <steven> only had 2
14:44:17 <steven> but just woke up
14:46:10 <joke> i just remixing that song its starts going the gods love me
14:46:12 <joke> lol
14:56:46 <joke> made 1 mix
14:56:48 <joke> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/fakelove
14:56:51 <joke> 1 minute
14:57:17 <joke> have to cut mp3 in bits to make more
14:57:29 <kuniva1> steven
14:57:36 <kuniva1> do u have a Pyro
14:57:58 <Lumeah2> Whats that babe?
14:58:17 <kuniva1> ??????
14:59:04 <joke> this good song
14:59:05 * joke https://soundcloud.com/daintno/side-b
14:59:14 <kuniva1> no
14:59:27 <kuniva1> its shithouse
14:59:45 <joke> grouse
14:59:51 <kuniva1> shit house
14:59:53 <joke> no
14:59:56 <joke> u cunt
15:00:03 <joke> fucken shit stain
15:00:08 <kuniva1> LOLOLOLOL
15:00:10 <kuniva1> PiSSTOPHER
15:01:26 <steven> what is pyro
15:01:28 <steven> homo
15:01:47 <kuniva1> fire evvee
15:01:57 <steven> sparky
15:02:02 <kuniva1> i chose pyro
15:02:16 <kuniva1> kaka
15:02:18 <kuniva1> ^^^
15:05:22 <kuniva1> how does this make you feel stephen
15:05:51 <joke> did u know real jlo is my friend on fb
15:06:00 <joke> and others like skrillex
15:06:05 <joke> and hardwell
15:06:15 <kuniva1> ur a dickybirds
15:06:15 <joke> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/side-b
15:06:22 <kuniva1> LOLOL
15:06:27 <kuniva1> dumbass pisstopher
15:28:24 <kuniva1> LOLOL
15:28:25 <kuniva1> dumbass pisstopher
15:28:59 <joke> new song just madwe steven
15:29:00 * joke https://soundcloud.com/daintno/animals
15:29:46 <kuniva1> LOLOL
15:29:47 <kuniva1> dumbass pisstopher
15:29:58 <kuniva1> steven is in hiding
15:30:04 <kuniva1> cus hes a wooly woofter
15:34:07 <kuniva1> a real dickhead that steven dork
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15:46:39 <steven> lols
15:46:40 <penis> Lolol pisstopher
15:47:04 <penis> Steven does not have a pyro
15:47:26 <penis> Lmaoo
15:47:39 <steven> looooooools
15:47:42 <steven> who the fuck is pyro
15:48:05 <penis> The fire version of eevee u poo parrot
15:49:21 <penis> Aka one that u dun have loloo
15:49:46 <steven> lololols
15:49:56 <steven> i got 1000 items
15:50:00 <steven> and 800 pokemon
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15:50:09 <steven> im sure ill have about 20
15:50:27 <penis> 20 dicks in ur butt
15:50:35 <penis> Lmaooooo
15:50:52 <steven> why so mad bro?
15:51:12 <penis> U mad?
15:51:18 <steven> you mad bruh?
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15:53:07 <penis> Loloo shitlips
15:53:40 <penis> Stephen dawks
15:54:42 <penis> Hobbit
15:55:44 <kuniva1> yes the hobbit
15:55:46 <kuniva1> where is he
15:57:42 <steven> you takling about jolteon
15:57:45 <steven> ?
15:58:40 <steven> i got a 1637cp
15:58:42 <steven> lols
15:59:09 <xm> anyone seen me m8 Joel? last seen with undies on his head. reward given
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16:00:33 <steven> i got 7 tauros's
16:00:39 <steven> how many you got kunny?
16:00:40 <kuniva1> nope
16:00:43 <kuniva1> flareon
16:00:44 <steven> lols
16:00:52 <steven> i got the one you talking bout
16:00:54 <steven> the fire one
16:01:03 <kuniva1> do u dun
16:01:06 <kuniva1> no u dun
16:01:45 <steven> i got 2242
16:02:38 <kuniva1> no
16:02:41 <kuniva1> but anyway
16:02:53 <kuniva1> ima try evolve my bulbasaur
16:02:54 <kuniva1> :>
16:05:50 <kuniva1> what u reckon stephie
16:16:40 <damian> niggabix
16:21:07 <kuniva1> steven "the dork" hawks
16:23:56 <steven> damo
16:25:06 <kuniva1> Stevie Ray
16:25:42 <steven> you want a hiding son?
16:25:48 <kuniva1> yeah son
16:26:04 <steven> i'll be repn the dorks slogan
16:26:39 <kuniva1> LOLZ
16:26:58 <kuniva1> stephie
16:27:33 <steven> yes champ
16:27:40 <steven> do you need some assistance ?
16:27:53 <kuniva1> yes son
16:28:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven
16:28:24 Mode: (by steven) +ooo carl0z Cristiano damian
16:28:29 Mode: (by steven) +ooo foremarch javel JTR
16:28:34 Mode: (by steven) +ooo kuniva1 Lumeah2 Lwaxana
16:28:38 Mode: (by steven) +ooo NeXus penis Rusteaux
16:28:43 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Saemon SewerRAT slinky_J
16:28:45 <kuniva1> pisstopher
16:28:47 Mode: (by steven) +oo thestig xm
16:31:24 <kuniva1> big storm here
16:31:27 <kuniva1> might get hail
16:33:46 <damian> who you want
16:34:00 <damian> i dont liking hidin'!
16:35:29 <steven> hah
16:35:36 <steven> where you been damo
16:38:15 <damian> pretty much just working haha
16:38:18 <steven> haha
16:38:19 <damian> or doing other stuff
16:38:21 <steven> ye
16:39:36 <damian> what you been doing with yourself
16:43:50 <steven> not much
16:43:55 <steven> just turned the xbox back on
16:43:58 <steven> been a while
16:43:59 <steven> :}}
16:44:35 <damian> hhaha i know the feeling
16:44:42 <damian> i've been getting there for ages, but it's so much work just plugging the sucker in
16:45:43 <steven> ye ey
16:46:06 <steven> cant get game sound to my headset
16:46:09 <steven> just voice sound
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17:39:10 <JTR> g'day SewerRAT
17:39:12 <JTR> Nice day
17:39:25 <Mei> g'day to die
17:42:16 <SewerRAT> hello
17:42:40 <JTR> Mei, hi
17:42:57 <Mei> hi
17:42:58 <JTR> SoupNazi How about those Proteas
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18:39:34 <joke> lol
18:39:48 <joke> i got rollies
18:40:04 <joke> got about 8 bongs left
18:40:16 <joke> had about 12 today
18:40:28 <joke> steven:
18:40:36 <joke> how many bongs do u toke a day
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18:57:57 <steven> no idea
18:58:03 <steven> around 30
18:59:04 <Skirmish> https://austnet.im/donate.html By making a donation this will help us fund and maintain the network infrastructure
18:59:22 <Skirmish> Donate some money joke and buy yourself ban protection.
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18:59:34 <kuniva> steven
18:59:35 <kuniva> steven
18:59:52 <kuniva> i hatched a Chansey dude
18:59:54 <kuniva> lmao
19:00:17 <kuniva> 10 k egg that one
19:00:26 <kuniva> just walked the last 3 k's for it
19:00:29 <kuniva> yeaa boy
19:00:32 <kuniva> almost lvl 16
19:00:32 <Skirmish> LOL check out how excited this cunt gets over pokemon go.
19:00:52 <Skirmish> MAN.CHILD.
19:01:06 <kuniva> LOL wreck my x-rated man cunt cus im a slob who chokes mens dicks ok?
19:01:38 <kuniva> steven
19:01:44 <kuniva> I have a Chansey in my possession
19:01:46 <kuniva> steven
19:01:46 <kuniva> I have a Chansey in my possession
19:01:47 <kuniva> steven
19:01:48 <kuniva> I have a Chansey in my possession
19:01:49 <kuniva> steven
19:01:49 <kuniva> I have a Chansey in my possession
19:03:23 <kuniva> 10km eggs are going to yield rarer Pokemon than the lesser eggs, and I have yet to see a Chansey anywhere myself, so I think it's safe to assume that it's indeed very rare
19:03:32 <kuniva> aaaaaaaahahahahahaah
19:03:40 <kuniva> nailin rarity's by the day
19:03:48 <Utah> is this fgt all about poekemon now
19:03:50 <kuniva> i gota 5k egg just about to hatch too
19:03:51 <Utah> topkek
19:04:02 <Skirmish> Yeah he is.
19:04:04 <Utah> off the meth, on the pokemon
19:04:04 <kuniva> better go to that when phone charges hehe :)
19:04:09 <Utah> nice
19:04:20 <Utah> stay away from the kids joel
19:04:22 <kuniva> im fried
19:04:25 <Skirmish> He sits in public toilets playing pokemon go on his phone waiting for men to shove their dicks through his glory hole.
19:04:27 <kuniva> my mate shouted me out
19:04:29 <Utah> lmao
19:04:31 <kuniva> for a couple of buds
19:04:37 <kuniva> so i been lookin for pokemon everywhere lols
19:04:41 <Utah> did you let him in your ass?
19:04:46 <Lumeah> Lol
19:04:46 <Utah> awesome
19:04:47 <kuniva> ur uncle did
19:05:07 <Utah> what would you do for a gold japanes pikachu card?
19:05:12 <Utah> I have one sitting right here
19:07:07 <Lumeah> Ooooh Lol
19:08:39 <Skirmish> Why are you laughing Lumeah? kuniva is about the type of man that goes for girls like you.
19:08:54 <Skirmish> Either him or you should get used to eating pussy.
19:09:12 <Lumeah> Good evening my dear friend
19:09:49 <Lumeah> Keep sprouting your words of distain
19:10:03 <Lumeah> They humor me
19:10:15 <Lumeah> If nothing m
19:10:16 <Lumeah> More
19:10:31 <Skirmish> distain isn't a real word.
19:10:33 <Skirmish> Just saying.
19:10:45 <Skirmish> Did you mean disdain?
19:11:36 <Skirmish> Oh my bad ... it is a real word. It doesn't mean what you thought it did though. You meant disdain.
19:13:43 <kuniva> lmao
19:13:44 <kuniva> skirmo
19:13:51 <kuniva> shut ur ugly mouth ya dum cunt
19:14:40 <Utah> let the love between kuniva and Lumeah run it's course
19:14:54 <kuniva> show ya how to rhyme, skirmo likes to blow another guy, slowly he does rather shy, licks the asshole too in style, looks up for a cock to blast that load to make him high
19:14:57 <Utah> perhaps like his love for Lee
19:15:05 <Lumeah> You know i can't spell.. Thank you for pointing it out how ever so kind
19:15:11 <Utah> it will allow her to see that she is worth far more
19:15:22 <Utah> and move onto bigger and better things
19:15:36 <Utah> joel is everyones rock bottom
19:15:42 <Utah> the only way is UP babbyyyy
19:16:02 <SewerRAT> ;0)
19:16:38 <Skirmish> Lumeah: Better yourself with a WEA or a TAFE course.
19:16:51 <SewerRAT> come work for me Lumeah
19:17:00 <Utah> She won't need education
19:17:03 <SewerRAT> in the sewers
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19:17:11 <Lumeah> If everyone let me play with who they thought was rock bottom in the first place...
19:17:23 <Utah> just get banged up by a bunch of austnet guys and the govenment will give you a boatload of meoney
19:17:29 <Lumeah> Skirmish
19:17:32 <Utah> it's really that simple
19:17:37 <Lumeah> You are dumb
19:17:55 <SewerRAT> :P
19:17:58 <Utah> we don't need no education
19:18:08 <Utah> we don't need no thought control
19:18:19 <Skirmish> lol yeah I am dumb.
19:18:25 <Utah> what we need is a strong an powerful dictator like trump
19:18:27 <Utah> or Skirmish
19:18:36 <Skirmish> Says the Jim's mowing lady with an IQ below potato.
19:18:43 * Skirmish is cut deep
19:18:48 <SewerRAT> some ppl are just born with it
19:18:51 <Utah> you have not been to latvia freind
19:18:54 <SewerRAT> natural talent
19:19:00 <Lumeah> U don't know me cunt
19:19:01 <Skirmish> I am not a dictator at all.
19:19:11 <Utah> says the dictator
19:19:26 <Skirmish> I farm out my dictatoral responsibilities.
19:19:30 <Utah> haha
19:19:39 <Utah> everyone loves the SS
19:19:45 <SewerRAT> gods gift to the world
19:19:45 <Utah> take all the blame
19:19:47 <SewerRAT> thats me
19:19:59 <Utah> while you keep doing gods work
19:20:04 <Utah> congratulations freind
19:21:02 <Lumeah> Good movie on 7 mate
19:21:11 <Utah> you were destined to be the owner of of one of the big channels on austnet
19:21:20 <Utah> god has a plan for everyone
19:21:22 * Skirmish flex
19:21:26 <Utah> and you are peaking right now
19:21:29 <Tim-Sim> What movie is it?
19:21:33 <Utah> don't let my jelousy stop you
19:22:22 <Lumeah> Battleship
19:23:07 <Utah> B7
19:23:14 <Skirmish> Battleship is a crap b grade movie lol
19:23:37 <Lumeah> I like it
19:23:59 <Skirmish> Figures.
19:25:38 <Lumeah> Lol like your so stylish skirmish
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19:25:56 <Lumeah> Utterly impressive
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19:27:42 <Skirmish> You are so old and bitter Lumeah. It must really suck to be you.
19:28:15 <Lumeah> Negative
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19:33:40 <SewerRAT> bitter old cunt
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19:34:22 <Skirmish> You are so bitter Lumeah your vagina llubricates with lemon juice.
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19:35:54 <steven> sluts
19:40:09 <xm> sloot
19:40:16 <steven> waddup
19:40:28 <xm> trying to get the friggen camera to work on the lappy
19:40:30 <xm> n u
19:40:34 <xm> catcen pokemonz?
19:40:43 <steven> nuh
19:40:52 <steven> alreaDY mastered that game
19:41:36 <Lumeah> Thats the dumbest thing i ever seen u type
19:42:38 <Skirmish> LOL
19:47:08 <SewerRAT> :)))))
19:53:30 <Skirmish> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RcEcXNauys
19:55:24 <kuniva> yeahh boy
19:55:27 <kuniva> got me a ivysaur
19:55:28 <kuniva> kekeek
19:55:41 <Lumeah> Retard
19:55:45 <steven> loools
19:56:24 <kuniva> and a chansey
19:56:25 <kuniva> hehehehe
19:57:04 <joke> hi
19:57:06 <joke> Lumeah:
19:57:22 <kuniva> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhiDhCNHQ14
19:57:23 <joke> whats ya doing
19:57:24 <kuniva> LMAO
19:57:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PokΓ©mon Go! I caught a random chansey?! (Jul 8, 2016) Length: 2:50 - Category: People & Blogs - 51,520 views views - 192 likes (83.5%), 38 dislikes (16.5%)
19:57:29 <kuniva> LMAO
19:57:46 <kuniva> ive saved 15000 star dust
19:57:50 <Lumeah> Trying not to be sick
19:57:50 <kuniva> im gona smash em out soon
19:57:51 <Lumeah> Lol
19:58:03 <joke> u play pokemon go
19:58:05 <joke> lol
19:58:14 <kuniva> yeah boy
19:58:17 <joke> i dont go to play it
19:58:19 <kuniva> im the ultimate trainer
19:58:27 <joke> lol
19:58:35 <joke> i did play it once
19:58:48 <joke> i had 5 pokemon but couldnt gym yet
19:58:55 <joke> or someshit
20:04:00 <kuniva> im catchin only the best
20:04:05 <kuniva> cus im battle steven n pwn him
20:08:07 <Gold> i am glad you found a direction in life
20:08:21 <Gold> much better than pwning your own mum
20:08:47 <Skirmish> Steven is going to destroy you Kuniva. Steven's pokemon are going to anally violate your dead pokemon.
20:10:15 <kuniva> you reckon bruh
20:10:19 <kuniva> i dont
20:10:29 <kuniva> Pyro here my best m8 thinks different
20:10:41 <kuniva> hes a little off tap cunt
20:10:42 <Skirmish> Steven is a smart man. You're a junkie. Of course he is going to destroy you.
20:11:50 <kuniva> im going for a 2k walk in a minute to hatch this egg when phone charges
20:12:16 <kuniva> and chansey
20:12:21 <kuniva> well hes just a big EGG LMAO
20:12:29 <kuniva> chansey is cool
20:12:36 <kuniva> very rare
20:12:38 <kuniva> very illusive
20:12:50 <steven> i have hatched over 1000 eggs
20:12:55 <kuniva> but i get all those ones cus nintendo know i am the best trainer to walk the earth
20:12:59 <steven> walked over 1000 miles
20:13:03 <steven> got all the medals
20:13:12 <kuniva> yeah but u havnt walked anywhere
20:13:17 <steven> yeah i have
20:13:21 <steven> i play legit now
20:13:23 <kuniva> id hope they strip the cheaters of all their pokemon
20:13:26 <kuniva> and make them do it like i am
20:13:32 <steven> loooool
20:13:32 <kuniva> cus i got a chansey now fucker. hahaah
20:13:39 <steven> even if they did i would still have more then you
20:13:51 <kuniva> ive got about 56
20:14:02 <kuniva> i dont keep double ups
20:14:12 <kuniva> about to turn lbl 16 finally
20:14:23 <kuniva> tangela is a cool pokemon
20:14:29 <kuniva> i missed out on getting a Vileplume
20:14:31 <kuniva> damnit
20:14:37 <kuniva> just got a machop
20:14:41 <kuniva> hes pretty rare
20:15:44 <Skirmish> Has zero interest in getting a job and becoming a functioning part of society. Loves Pokemon Go.
20:16:09 * Gold imagines a japanese kuniva
20:16:16 <Gold> topkeklad
20:16:17 <kuniva> Here i Go im interested in getting jabbed and cummin a fucked up part of society, Loves poking ya mum
20:16:39 <Skirmish> lol Gold
20:17:08 <kuniva> Here i Go im interested in getting jabbed and cummin a fucked up the butt in society, Loves poking ya mum
20:17:36 <Gold> Such big penis
20:17:41 <kuniva> <@Skirmish>Here i Go im interested in getting jabbed and cummin and gettin fucked up the butt in society, Loves poking ya mum
20:19:59 <Skirmish> You really are one of the dumbest men alive Joel lol
20:21:33 <SewerRAT> LOL
20:21:36 <xm> i always picture Joel with undapants on his head as he types
20:22:09 <SewerRAT> deranged fella that one
20:22:45 <Gold> green underpants
20:22:57 <Gold> FEEL THE POWER OF SCHIZOPHRENIA
20:23:08 * Gold ...ok...fuck son..clam down
20:30:50 <joke> lol
20:30:57 <joke> im so fried
20:31:06 <joke> i dont drink anymore
20:31:10 <SewerRAT> NOPE UR NOT
20:31:11 <joke> makes u retarded
20:31:25 <Skirmish> You were drinking last night you spastic.
20:31:36 <joke> not today
20:31:44 <joke> i didnt try to drink last night
20:31:51 <joke> someone came with little bit
20:32:42 <SewerRAT> we donnnnttttttttt careeeeeeeee
20:32:42 <Skirmish> So you drank, which makes YOU retarded.
20:32:47 <SewerRAT> nexk yaself.
20:34:19 <joke> shut up
20:34:30 <joke> its boring
20:35:45 <SewerRAT> DONT CARE
20:39:06 <Lumeah> Lol
20:39:19 <Lumeah> Chris your quite smart
20:39:31 <Lumeah> Get a job mate
20:39:42 <Lumeah> Do something
20:40:14 <joke> yeah
20:40:16 <Lumeah> Trust me your not the only drunk fucker out there
20:40:24 <Skirmish> don't build him up to something he isn't Lumeah.
20:40:30 <Skirmish> That is just cruel.
20:40:46 <Skirmish> What if he believed you and tried to succeed? How do you think he is going to feel when he fails?
20:40:47 <Lumeah> Im not
20:41:07 <Lumeah> Drink
20:41:09 <Lumeah> Lol
20:41:12 <Skirmish> Chris is a mental case with addiction issues. He needs professional help before he can achieve anything.
20:41:24 <Lumeah> Like the rest of the fuckers out there
20:41:27 <Skirmish> You should push him towards seeking help and dealing with his alcohol and drug addiction.
20:42:14 <Lumeah> Seriously we can't support the elderly and the generation seeking benefits
20:42:35 <Lumeah> Isn't enough in it
20:42:41 <Lumeah> I have tried
20:42:53 <Lumeah> Many many many times
20:43:05 <Skirmish> We CAN support the elderly. They deserve to be supported. People like Chris should be supported to achieve something. Not just exist as a junkie.
20:43:43 <Skirmish> If they do not go into programs that assist them in getting better. Being better, then they should be abandoned.
20:46:30 <Lumeah> Deserve and able aren't one and the same.
20:47:18 <Lumeah> Why are they cutting the pension n making people that should be on benefits work?
20:47:23 <Lumeah> Uhuh..
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20:48:59 <Skirmish> The Libs cut the pension all the time and then give it back to them at election time and the silly old people get sucked in by it every time thinking they are getting extra so they vote libs.
20:49:10 <Skirmish> People SHOULD be motivated to get off benefits and work.
20:49:14 <SewerRAT> no reason y he cant aspire to be a restroom attendant
20:49:20 <Skirmish> I support the introduction of National Service.
20:49:37 <Skirmish> Similar to what Australia used to have and Israel currently have.
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20:51:17 <SewerRAT> he could really find his feet and become the best restroom attendant in Victoria
20:51:30 <Juno> lol
20:51:57 <Juno> 'he attened far more than my needs, in fact i had to brush him off'
20:52:38 <kuniva> yay
20:52:41 <kuniva> my highest lvl pokemon
20:52:47 <kuniva> exeggutor 1155 steven
20:52:57 <kuniva> i just evolved it hehe steven
20:53:34 <SewerRAT> great role model for kuntiva think about it joke
20:53:58 <kuniva> i got my DSP renewed yesterday
20:54:01 <kuniva> back on the pay roll
20:54:04 <kuniva> how goods that
20:55:46 <kuniva> i thrilled about my exeggutor
20:55:54 <kuniva> hes so strong havnt even powered him up >.<
20:59:06 <SewerRAT> filth
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21:04:52 <kuniva> melies
21:05:19 <kuniva> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GuOceSJWas
21:05:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ironic - Alanis Morissette (Dec 6, 2011) Length: 3:50 - Category: Music - 1,452,475 views views - 7,252 likes (97.5%), 186 dislikes (2.5%)
21:06:49 <kuniva> i walked 10 k's today melies
21:06:50 <kuniva> u proud
21:07:14 <amelia> ye quite proud
21:07:16 <amelia> wd
21:07:49 <kuniva> :))
21:08:01 <kuniva> about to go do 2.2 more
21:08:12 <kuniva> then ill be satisfied with todays pokemon capturing
21:08:25 <kuniva> i got a couple rare ones just before hehe :>
21:10:59 <kuniva> hahhaha
21:11:02 <kuniva> steven
21:11:05 <kuniva> u egg headed faggot
21:11:07 <kuniva> Those players who use GPS spoofing, Pokemon locators, calculators and other third-party apps have been stripped of their accounts. This resulted in gyms being left unoccupied or their levels taken down to level 1.
21:11:25 <kuniva> hahahahhaaahah
21:11:28 <kuniva> thatd be steven
21:11:31 <kuniva> stripped of his account
21:11:33 <kuniva> dumb cunt
21:11:40 <Skirmish> Steven is going to destroy you Kuniva.
21:11:57 <kuniva> he cant
21:12:07 <kuniva> he doesnt have a pokemon high enough too
21:12:11 <kuniva> his account would have been stripped
21:12:23 <xm> amelia you should be proud of me 2
21:12:23 <kuniva> because hes a pollywag
21:12:33 <xm> im gonna get into suicide sheep list
21:12:35 <xm> with my latest tune
21:12:37 <xm> yessss
21:12:39 Nick: Juno is now known as WhatAboutTheLoveWeShared
21:12:49 <Skirmish> Steven is going to destroy you kuniva. Just like you let men in public toilets destroy your anus.
21:13:13 <amelia> http://www.fbcommentpictures.com/media/images/2014/10/30/tmpb2mdrd.jpg
21:13:38 <kuniva> <@Skirmish> Even im going to employ you kuniva, To let you pay men in public toilets to destroy my anus
21:13:38 <Skirmish> lol
21:13:56 <Skirmish> What?
21:13:56 <amelia> that was for you xm
21:14:26 <Skirmish> You want to pay men to have anal sex kuniva?
21:14:36 <xm> hahah i havent got a reply yet
21:14:37 <xm> but
21:14:37 <Skirmish> Joel is a poof. 100% confirmed.
21:14:40 <xm> ill link you the tune
21:15:11 <xm> Joel Joel has a fixation with the asshole
21:15:22 <kuniva> joel is on the dolls
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21:26:36 <SewerRAT> Welcome Back Lumeah :)
21:32:12 <Lumeah> Ta
21:40:59 <steven> zxcvbnm12
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21:41:39 <Lumeah> Ty
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21:48:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
21:54:14 <steven> looooooool
21:54:54 <SewerRAT> Welcome Back Lumeah :)
21:56:00 <kuniva> steven
21:56:02 <kuniva> i got an abra
21:56:14 <SewerRAT> you got a bra?
21:56:22 <SewerRAT> we already know this bruhhh
21:56:29 <SewerRAT> big titties
22:06:40 <Skirmish> Joel has a set of D cup man titties.
22:07:24 <Lumeah> I win
22:07:30 <xm> abra-cadabra
22:07:41 <xm> joel is turning his moobs into womens titties
22:07:50 <xm> it's magick
22:08:32 <kuniva> watch the way i navigate Ha Ha hAaaaa
22:08:55 <xm> hard to see with undies over ya head m8
22:09:18 <Lumeah> Lol
22:09:29 <Lumeah> Grannys undiea
22:09:34 <kuniva> lolz
22:09:34 <kuniva> :>
22:09:39 <xm> that can be your rapper gimmick
22:09:44 <xm> MC Undy
22:09:54 <kuniva> ΒΆ:)
22:10:16 <kuniva> bullshit
22:10:28 <Lumeah> I need a nail file
22:10:52 <kuniva> i already got one, pop a gun, stop the fun. drop a tonne, stomp on one
22:11:07 <kuniva> yeaa boi
22:11:10 <Lumeah> Joley hunny fetch me one please
22:11:12 <kuniva> my pokemon is going successful
22:11:22 <kuniva> okies
22:11:25 <Lumeah> Good
22:11:26 <kuniva> ill get tit
22:11:30 <Lumeah> Lol
22:11:35 <kuniva> ahehee
22:11:39 <Lumeah> Hmm
22:11:39 <kuniva> get it
22:11:45 <Lumeah> Yea
22:11:49 <Lumeah> ....
22:11:56 <kuniva> here it is
22:12:04 <Lumeah> Ta
22:13:23 <kuniva> call the grave digger fuckin with a made nigga
22:13:54 <SewerRAT> well ya there son bust out a rhyme for me 2
22:17:50 <thestig> lolll
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22:20:46 <xm> rap was invented by the very opposite of what you thought
22:20:50 <xm> not a black man
22:20:53 <xm> but a white woman
22:20:55 <joke> xm
22:20:55 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g&feature=youtu.be&t=2m
22:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie - Rapture (Feb 24, 2009) Length: 4:54 - Category: Music - 11,881,816 views views - 41,209 likes (96.5%), 1,495 dislikes (3.5%)
22:21:01 <xm> yes chris?
22:21:07 <joke> im so fucken bored
22:21:16 <xm> make a new video
22:21:21 <xm> im about to do another song
22:21:29 <joke> i cant
22:21:33 <xm> why not
22:21:34 <joke> i too stoned
22:21:43 <xm> i thought that was yoru favourite time to do music
22:21:53 <joke> nah its 10.30pm
22:21:58 <joke> too late for music
22:26:05 <Arbition> It's a strange thing, to have a screen which is too big
22:26:41 <xm> Arbition: ?
22:26:57 <xm> you know i never use that 40" much anymore
22:27:25 <xm> mostly because it slows the laptop down a bit
22:27:51 <Arbition> While a UHD 42in TV has about the right DPI for a computer monitor, there is just too much moving of the head and eyes
22:28:11 <Arbition> for games anyway
22:28:26 <Arbition> very nice for maps and schematics though
22:28:55 <xm> yes, good for my autocad
22:28:59 <xm> coding too
22:29:21 <xm> the funny thing is ive been playing SF2 via DOSBox and the box is tiny
22:29:24 <SewerRAT> dance for me joke
22:29:40 <xm> ive got high res mode on, dont know how to max the SF2 box without decreasing native res
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22:43:45 <joke> made 1min of song
22:45:08 <Skirmish> I can't wait to hear it!
22:48:54 <SewerRAT> KILL ME NOW !!!
22:49:10 <steven> lol
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22:58:19 <kuniva> steven
22:58:29 <kuniva> there is a gym with a cp 502 pinsir at it
22:58:32 <kuniva> im gona roll him lol
23:02:49 <joke> made 2.30 min song
23:02:55 <joke> lol
23:03:02 <Skirmish> That pinsir is going to destroy you Joel.
23:03:06 <Skirmish> You will get rekt.
23:03:19 <kuniva> idiot
23:05:32 <joke> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/kernal
23:05:40 <joke> xm:
23:06:19 <JTR> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
23:06:30 <joke> what
23:07:14 <steven> i want to see door frame kicking
23:07:19 <xm> same
23:07:21 <joke> nah
23:07:22 <xm> i want to see action
23:07:23 <steven> why
23:07:26 <steven> or a two-a
23:07:29 <steven> atleast
23:07:48 <xm> how about you dance with sockzie like how giuseppi did with pinocchio
23:08:16 <xm> that ASCII reminds me of the dog from Adventure Time
23:09:04 <amelia> xm
23:09:10 <amelia> (under) so this coworker stopped this lady and he was like hey this is my friend from italy giuseppe
23:09:19 <amelia> everyone is saying giuseppi
23:09:19 <xm> ?
23:09:25 <xm> how long ago did he say it
23:09:28 <amelia> at the same time
23:09:40 <amelia> i dunno, jus now, how long ago did you say it
23:09:52 <xm> about 30 seconds before you said that
23:10:04 <amelia> about the same time haha
23:10:25 <xm> is he still in holland?
23:10:30 <joke> thats enough music
23:10:34 <joke> lol
23:10:52 <joke> amelia:
23:14:19 <xm> oh i saw the timestamp amelia
23:14:41 <xm> he said it just after
23:14:48 <xm> i didnt realise he's in melb
23:15:49 <amelia> yups
23:15:58 <amelia> oh you are too
23:16:05 <xm> yes, but i dont check that channel often
23:17:05 <xm> i was curious about the topic regarding donations
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23:18:26 <SewerRAT> what they cant afford a few dollars a month for a vps or something
23:18:28 <SewerRAT> LOL
23:18:37 <SewerRAT> geezus
23:18:38 <SewerRAT> hard times
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23:29:50 <JTR> amelia I have something for you.. I couldn't secure 'jaydens' fb but one of my spies took a photo of him with my mug on my day off
23:29:52 <JTR> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16i9z5u&s=9#.WCcLcXE2vIU
23:29:55 <JTR> Guilty as charged
23:30:42 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
23:30:58 <amelia> my fuckin tummy is already sore
23:31:04 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahhaa that is gold
23:31:22 <amelia> when the cat (you) is away, the mice (jayden) will play
23:31:26 <amelia> with ur mug
23:32:17 * SewerRAT then enters
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23:35:27 <JTR> yes indeed
23:35:52 <JTR> another spy sent another photo too ill see
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23:37:19 <JTR> http://i63.tinypic.com/10r1j0o.jpg
23:37:25 <JTR> There he is again
23:37:34 <JTR> he thinks this is some kind of joke on me
23:38:02 <steven> big fights tommorow
23:38:26 <JTR> Very big
23:38:38 <JTR> Did you see the Gastelum vs Cerrone got cancelled?
23:38:47 <JTR> Because Gastelum didnt make weight
23:38:49 <JTR> sucks
23:39:12 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
23:39:16 <amelia> JAYDENNNNNNN
23:39:26 <JTR> In all his glory
23:39:29 <amelia> outcast in his yellow high vis
23:39:35 <JTR> LOOOOLLL
23:39:36 <JTR> yes
23:39:59 <JTR> oh fuck ummm see the guy second from the window door
23:40:02 <JTR> with the shit haircut?
23:40:22 <amelia> yup
23:40:27 <JTR> I got into an argument with him this week
23:40:52 <JTR> He and Jayden are both going down lol
23:41:03 <amelia> ohhh what did he do
23:42:21 <JTR> I walked into a massive mess and I was running around like crazy trying to fix it, and he's going 'oh you're in my way etc' and I had a head cold this day and my arms started flailing then came the pointing, man I was so angry lol
23:42:24 <JTR> seems so little now
23:42:34 <JTR> but at the time I was so pissed at him
23:42:54 <amelia> now hes made it to your hit list
23:42:58 <JTR> oh yes
23:43:03 <JTR> Jayden and 'ricky'
23:43:05 <JTR> both going down
23:43:55 <JTR> Another story from the photo, a picture really does say a thousand words
23:44:00 <JTR> the bigger fellow
23:44:06 <JTR> standing
23:44:08 <JTR> gut out
23:44:18 <amelia> jayden is new to the game, but ricky really should have know better
23:44:20 <JTR> we all secretly blame him for the skid marks and messy toilets
23:44:29 <JTR> well thats right
23:44:34 <amelia> AHAHAHA
23:44:47 <amelia> we have a woman @ work we secretly blame for the same thing
23:44:58 <amelia> I didn't realise this was common practice
23:45:03 <JTR> LOOOLLLL
23:45:24 <JTR> the girls toilets apparently has the same features as ours, but i havnt been in there to see yet
23:46:14 <JTR> Someone the other day, it was so strange, they shoved a whole toilet roll into the bowl
23:46:25 <amelia> what the fuck
23:46:30 <JTR> I know
23:46:42 <amelia> what are they trying to hide
23:46:46 <JTR> lol
23:46:50 <JTR> thats it
23:47:04 <JTR> They probably made a mess and needed to cover it up with something
23:47:11 <xm> easy solution guys if you want to know who. spike their food/water with glow in the dark dye
23:47:18 <xm> then get a blacklight on the stains
23:47:26 <JTR> Im sick of going into the toilets and cleaning the seats and bowl just so I dont get the blame
23:47:34 <JTR> yes
23:47:36 <amelia> rankkkkkkkkkk
23:47:40 <JTR> That could work
23:48:08 <SewerRAT> lol
23:48:19 <xm> we have a shared toilet at work with other businesses... pretty bad at times too
23:48:36 <JTR> there are 3 toilets you can use in our common room, the other day I had the choice of a pissed on seat, a clogged up shit full bowl... Or waiting for the middle one
23:48:37 <xm> after parties are the worst
23:48:40 <xm> vomit etc
23:48:47 <xm> LOL
23:48:52 <amelia> people are so fucked
23:48:53 <xm> "Mystery cubicle"
23:48:56 <xm> who knows what is inside?
23:48:58 <JTR> I waited for the middle one
23:48:59 <JTR> lollll
23:49:01 <JTR> thats right
23:49:02 <xm> hahah
23:49:04 <amelia> the gym is the same, the toilets are fuckin hideous
23:49:06 <JTR> i didnt know what to expect
23:49:10 <JTR> LOL
23:49:11 <JTR> really?
23:49:13 <SewerRAT> disabled toilet at my work is always foggy
23:49:16 <JTR> Ours are pretty good
23:49:26 <JTR> LOL
23:49:29 <xm> ive found disabled toilets are the cleanest
23:49:33 <amelia> every single one either has pee or stains all over it
23:49:40 <JTR> we have a disabled one down the front but its a long damn walk
23:49:45 <amelia> yeah i use the disabled one too
23:49:55 <JTR> nice and roomy in our disabled
23:50:00 <xm> i joke and call it my office
23:50:05 <xm> make phone calls
23:50:07 <xm> etc etc
23:50:16 <xm> i dont have a proper office at the moment
23:50:17 <JTR> Ive brought the issue up with the managers (more so they cringe) but they dont help me much lol
23:50:18 <xm> it's a new place
23:50:21 <SewerRAT> yep good for smoking pipes
23:50:53 <JTR> We get drug tested monthly because we drive big machines
23:50:56 <amelia> I always crack a sad when toilets are disgusting
23:50:56 <xm> yes, you can blame that smell on a disabled person that needs it for medicinal purps
23:50:58 <JTR> im not sure anyones smoked in ours
23:51:04 <JTR> lol
23:51:17 <xm> there are more toilets upstairs where i am
23:51:18 <amelia> i come back to office "the fuckin toilets are filthy you fuckin pigs"
23:51:20 <JTR> I have a laugh but im angry i cant go in peace deep down
23:51:24 <xm> those ones are ALWAYS clean
23:51:25 <JTR> LOOOLLL
23:51:31 <xm> but it means having to go upstairs or the lifts that's all
23:51:39 <JTR> ahh
23:51:54 <xm> you should get a Japanese boss
23:51:56 <JTR> Our tea room is upstairs, the downstairs ones are usually good
23:52:05 <xm> they're the most anal people, so to speak, about toilets
23:52:08 <amelia> Japanese soso clean
23:52:09 <JTR> We have signs on how to use the toilets on the back of the door too
23:52:23 <amelia> they make you take shoes off and all that jazz too
23:52:29 <JTR> like the dont get up on the seats and squat
23:52:36 <xm> LOL
23:52:37 <amelia> HAHA
23:52:40 <amelia> phew for sign
23:52:41 <SewerRAT> im in there every 20mins when i need a "re-up"
23:52:42 <xm> immigrants?
23:52:45 <JTR> ill take a photo next time
23:52:50 <JTR> xm kiwis
23:52:51 <JTR> mostly
23:52:52 <xm> yeah i laughed but i know that some people dont follow
23:52:53 <JTR> lol
23:52:53 <xm> wtf
23:52:56 <xm> kiwis?
23:53:02 <JTR> maori
23:53:05 <JTR> they know
23:53:15 <xm> Once We Shat In Holes
23:53:21 <JTR> yes
23:53:26 <amelia> kiwis don't know how to go toilet proper?
23:53:39 <JTR> Well there are not any other peeps really
23:53:44 <amelia> Ohhh
23:53:56 <JTR> It might be like 'just in case'
23:54:01 <amelia> you mean majority of peeps at your work are Maori
23:54:17 <JTR> lol no they are the only like non whiteys
23:54:24 <xm> hey Saemon aren't you maori?
23:54:26 <xm> is this true?
23:54:28 <amelia> hahahahhaha
23:54:33 <xm> hang on no legs
23:54:35 <amelia> yeah but he dont have legs to squay
23:54:38 <amelia> squat
23:54:39 <JTR> Theres maybe 3 or 4 asians, a couple of indians but thats it
23:54:49 <xm> where are these Asians from?
23:54:57 <JTR> No idea
23:55:02 <amelia> asia
23:55:05 <JTR> Im guessing China
23:55:11 <JTR> They dont look Japanese
23:55:16 <JTR> or filipino
23:55:40 <xm> mainland Chinese people are quite filthy
23:55:43 <xm> ... street squatters
23:55:45 <JTR> Oh theres a heap of Sri Lanken guys at night but they know better for sure
23:55:47 <xm> or in Dreamworld
23:56:10 <SewerRAT> speaking of shit
23:56:13 <SewerRAT> brb
23:56:31 <xm> what sort of business is this JTR?
23:56:46 <xm> you were in despatch or something right
23:56:52 <JTR> Its like logistal crap, tv's, steroes etc
23:56:52 <JTR> yes
23:57:03 <xm> i see
23:57:04 <JTR> steroes*
23:57:12 <amelia> every time you take a sip from Pantera mug you are gonna think about Jaydens lips pressed against the rim
23:57:16 <xm> steal one... no one would know bruv
23:57:24 <JTR> blimey
23:57:30 <JTR> probably
23:57:34 <JTR> xm no way
23:57:34 <amelia> if you weren't, well now you are
23:57:38 <JTR> Peeps have tried
23:57:40 <xm> when i was a kid i used to drink all teh cups from near hte handle
23:57:42 <xm> coz scared of germs
23:57:44 <JTR> they have tried and failed
23:57:56 <xm> my friend's brother used to do it at the docks all teht ime
23:58:09 <JTR> Jaydens germs are probably better than most of the others
23:58:14 <JTR> So im kind of okay with it
23:58:18 <xm> yeah he looks like a naive kid
23:58:23 <JTR> lol
23:58:25 <xm> a kid that is yet to experience much
23:58:26 <JTR> very naive
23:58:36 <JTR> I tell him my stupid jokes
23:58:38 <JTR> and he laughs
23:58:47 <JTR> but i can tell he doesnt know what the fuck im talking about
23:58:52 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAA
23:58:54 <amelia> goofball
23:59:04 <xm> lmao
23:59:11 <JTR> Even with like serious stuff, like on how to do the job
23:59:18 <JTR> he just laughs and says 'okay'
23:59:20 <JTR> im like
23:59:21 <JTR> hmmmm
23:59:28 <amelia> aaaaaahahahahahaahhahahahaahhaahahhaa
23:59:40 <amelia> dumb as a rock?
23:59:42 <JTR> Then i find him doing all the wrong things
23:59:43 <JTR> yeahhhh
23:59:55 <JTR> it was one of my bosses who orginally called him inbred
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