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00:17 <Skirmish> Is it the same cause? Uncontrollable obsession and infatuation with Jen?
00:50 <slinky_J> I peed in the toilet
00:54 <slinky_J> after checkin on the rat
00:56 <slinky_J> <3
00:57 <Cath^> yay!
01:00 <Skirmish> That would explain the hate to you Cath^. He is unable to cope with his feelings of rejection and lashes out at you as a coping mechanism.
01:23 <Swervin> lolllllllllll Cath^ rejected me now?
01:30 <Skirmish> I didn't say that.
01:31 <Cath^> but he would love my goth pic ;p
01:35 <Swervin> yes you did
01:41 <Swervin> That would explain the hate to you Cath^. He is unable to cope with his feelings of rejection and lashes out at you as a coping mechanism.
01:46 <Skirmish> lol no I didn't. Learn to read.
01:49 <Swervin> otherwise it wouldnt make sense idiot
02:05 <Swervin> Cath^ you would have to be an attractive unfat goth for that to be the case
02:13 <slinky_J> So I thought to myself, you know the kinda thought that rides one of those little trains like Walt Disney had. Anyways so my thought is riding around on it and it's about Skirmish and his having said that I already saw his wifes picture a long time ago, the one I spied for a moment in the browser, closed and told him that's she's a bushpig.
02:16 Quit: Dashnakist ([email protected]) Z-Lined
02:45 <slinky_J> So I thought to myself okay, if he married that bushpig then that's cool, we all deserve to find love and be loved but then I ask myself
02:50 <Skirmish> slinky_J is lost.
02:55 <slinky_J> what fucking genes does she possess
03:21 <slinky_J> that could possibly be carried down to their offspring, that'd give that beast a fighting chance at life
03:27 <slinky_J> and I came to the conclusion.
03:55 <Skirmish> I could marry Lumeah2 and still be batting with a higher average than you slinky_J
04:00 <slinky_J> People should have to ask for a licence to breed. Because those to genetic fuck ups certainly, certainly did not.
04:07 <Swervin> lol Lumeah2
04:08 <slinky_J> My friend
04:12 <slinky_J> my casual
04:17 <slinky_J> is sexy as fk
04:21 <slinky_J> we met at a beach party
04:29 <slinky_J> you know where they have to get a permit
04:39 <Skirmish> You spend a lot of time justifying yourself.
04:47 <slinky_J> you got music and awesome people and alcohol and drugs and sand and surf
04:54 <slinky_J> and I am guessing you've never been to one
04:59 <slinky_J> wouldn't be invited.
05:04 <slinky_J> fire twirling later
05:06 <slinky_J> and shit
05:10 <slinky_J> acrobatic shit going on
05:14 <slinky_J> man the works!
05:16 <Skirmish> Sounds like a hippy commune.
05:24 <Swervin> spoken like a true retard
05:29 <slinky_J> nah just a shit load of good people
05:31 <Swervin> <@Skirmish> Sounds like a hippy commune. < LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:38 <slinky_J> coming together to enjoy life
05:43 <Skirmish> Fire twirling hipsters with dreadlocks that you watch in hope that they set themselves on fire.
05:45 <Swervin> this coming from guy who never been to a rave in his life but is a techno expert
05:50 <slinky_J> naw
05:53 <Swervin> hipsters dont go to doofs idiot
05:54 <slinky_J> you're missing the point
05:55 <slinky_J> see
06:03 <+Sharni> !seen Penis
06:04 <+nerdhacks> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
06:09 <slinky_J> I was tired of sitting around with my friends chattin at this point
06:09 <Swervin> anything u say he will is shit
06:10 <+Sharni> Hmm
06:10 <Skirmish> I said I was a techno expert?
06:11 <+Sharni> :(
06:12 <slinky_J> so I walked off
06:20 <slinky_J> saw this nice girl just chillin
06:21 <Swervin> big Skirmish the clubbing techno expert
06:26 <Swervin> never been to a rave in his life
06:27 <slinky_J> sattown uno
06:29 <Swervin> never taken xtc
06:32 <slinky_J> n i go
06:32 <Swervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:33 <+Sharni> !gamble
06:33 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 252   JENSPUSSY   STRAWBERRY   PLUM  ::: Sharni Lost
06:35 <Swervin> techno club expert
06:38 <slinky_J> "You like Bush?"
06:47 <Swervin> thinks doofs are stupid
06:49 <Skirmish> Lol @ you have to take drugs to have an opinion.
06:51 <Skirmish> Wow
06:53 <Swervin> and hippie comunes
06:56 <slinky_J> and she replies "I LOVE Bush! What's you're favourite track?"
06:58 <Swervin> you do
07:01 <slinky_J> so I said Greedyfly
07:07 <Swervin> as you would not understand the essence behind it
07:09 Part: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) from #nerdhacks
07:09 <slinky_J> because, you know, it is my favourite track by Bush
07:19 <slinky_J> we've been fucking since 2010 man
07:22 <Swervin> just like guys like you Skirmish prob think wearing a mowhawk and getting some page 2 tattoos makes u a punk
07:29 <Swervin> and u listen to sex pistols
07:29 <slinky_J> Skirmish
07:31 <slinky_J> the point is
07:32 <Swervin> +5 bonus points
07:35 <Swervin> scene points for u
07:38 <slinky_J> I didnt have to do shit
07:45 <Skirmish> No. Getting a Mohawk makes you a dickhead.
07:46 <slinky_J> because I'm a nice guy
07:50 <Swervin> a dickhead now?
07:51 <Swervin> LOL
07:53 <slinky_J> I gots steez
07:54 <Swervin> again
07:55 <slinky_J> and you
07:57 <Swervin> spoken like a true retard
08:08 <Swervin> you seriously know nothing Skirmish
08:10 <slinky_J> you had to be all desperately wanting a girlfriend and love
08:15 <Swervin> god damn ur wife must be such a boring ass fuck
08:16 <Swervin> LOL
08:18 <slinky_J> and now you're stuck with some bushpig
08:21 <slinky_J> forever.
08:22 <Swervin> stupid straight 1 80 bush pig fuck
08:27 <slinky_J> Ha ha ha ha!
08:29 <Skirmish> Why would you need to comform with a look or a behaviour to be part of a 'scene'?
08:29 <slinky_J> seriously
08:37 <slinky_J> you should have taken Tony Robinson courses.
08:37 <Swervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:39 <Swervin> ohh Skirmish
08:41 <Swervin> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:46 <slinky_J> Shallow Hal havin' motherfucker!
08:48 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHA
08:56 <slinky_J> you got nothin' on us
08:59 <Swervin> its not just the looks that would be bad
09:02 <Swervin> its the personality
09:06 <Skirmish> "I'm going to be original, and look like everyone else that an original".
09:08 <Swervin> so boring and plain
09:16 <Swervin> Skirmish hahahahahahahahaha
09:23 <slinky_J> I've been in hell mang but Skirmish has been in bushpigs hell hole enough to come out with dickburn
09:25 <Swervin> u dont even know what u saying anymore idiot
09:29 <slinky_J> yo
09:37 <slinky_J> how'd you get her pregnant?
09:41 <Swervin> he didnt
09:42 <slinky_J> Call the zoo keepers?
09:46 <slinky_J> tranq her
09:49 <Swervin> he had his dumb son to another piggy
09:53 <Swervin> but she fucked him off
10:03 <slinky_J> some genes he's passed on
10:06 <slinky_J> fucking legendary.
11:26 <slinky_J> so
11:31 <slinky_J> drug detective Skirmish
11:37 <slinky_J> couldnt become a cop eh?
11:47 <slinky_J> how'd you fail becoming a cop Skirmish?
11:49 <Swervin> Skirmish the drug cop hahahahahahahahah
11:52 <slinky_J> Security guard LOL
11:57 <Swervin> dont get me started on that lol of a story
11:59 <slinky_J> reminds me of a friend I had
12:03 <slinky_J> same mentality as you
12:03 <Swervin> went to brisbane waters to find drug importing
12:06 <Swervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:11 <slinky_J> as soon as he thought he found his place in the world
12:14 <slinky_J> after losing weight
12:15 <Swervin> found a bunch of old men fishing
12:17 <Swervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:20 <slinky_J> gaining some confidence he went all in
12:23 <Swervin> afew kids smoking cones in their tinnies
12:29 <slinky_J> acting like a fucking retard all the time
12:34 <slinky_J> like some "alpha male"
12:44 <slinky_J> that's why I laugh at Skirmish saying that
12:46 <+Sharni> !gamble
12:46 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 258   ORANGE   BLUEBERRY   APPLE  ::: Sharni Lost
12:52 <+Sharni> !gamble
12:52 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 259   BELL   APPLE   WEED  ::: Sharni Lost
12:55 <slinky_J> dude sounds exactly like this guy
12:55 <+Sharni> Ohh
12:59 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by JeromeLOVESthecawk)
13:15 <slinky_J> oer
13:20 <slinky_J> how offensive.
13:25 <slinky_J> ok he's gone next topic.
13:26 <slinky_J> brb cig
13:45 <Swervin> !gamble
13:45 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 275   STRAWBERRY   PLUM   JENSPUSSY  ::: Swervin Lost
13:47 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
14:06 <Skirmish> It's nearly screws o'clock.
18:27 <+nerdhacks> #Gamble   J  A  C  K  P  O  T  !!! Sharni just won 403 points in channel #Gamble !
18:42 <Skirmish> Bitch!
19:11 <+Sharni> :)
19:29 <Skirmish> Well, better start building it back up for you.
19:35 <Skirmish> !gamble
19:35 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 202   CHERRY   ORANGE   PLUM  ::: Skirmish Lost
20:46 <Skirmish> I will give you my mobile number Shari. I need you to sums me at 6am and remind me to get apple juice on the way home from work.
20:51 <Skirmish> Kthnx
22:37 <slinky_J> sorry Swervin
22:43 <slinky_J> crucial point in the film bro
22:44 <slinky_J> iceman
22:48 <slinky_J> fuck the tension man
22:50 <slinky_J> :o
23:02 <Swervin> watch it all
23:04 <Swervin> then come back
23:12 <Swervin> dont spoil with pedo faggot Skirmish and his shit
23:15 <slinky_J> yeah aight
23:22 <slinky_J> I couldnt have asked for a better movie man <3
23:33 <slinky_J> nah ill just talk to you in pm
23:35 <slinky_J> ok
23:38 <slinky_J> c u there
23:46 <slinky_J> i got 25 or 30 mins left
23:51 <slinky_J> im kinda antsy atm
24:05 <slinky_J> like too fkn excited n shit over excited lol
25:13 <Skirmish> lol homos
27:41 <Swervin> watch it and enjoy
27:43 <Swervin> get it going
28:31 <+nerdhacks> #Gamble   J  A  C  K  P  O  T  !!! SoupNazi just won 210 points in channel #Gamble !
28:43 Quit: WingedAngel ([email protected]) Quit: I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
29:26 <Skirmish> !gamble
29:26 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 201   COAL   JENSARSEHOLE   PLUM  ::: Skirmish Lost
30:38 Quit: Student ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:36 Join: Skirmish_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:48 Part: Skirmish_ ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
34:53 Quit: Sharni ([email protected]) Quit:
36:53 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
39:31 <slinky_J> oh oh oh the dude says
39:41 <slinky_J> fuckin freezes his body so they cant tell the time of death
39:46 <slinky_J> never thought about that lol
40:10 <slinky_J> spose if you freeze somebody for a few years
40:15 <slinky_J> then bury them
40:19 <slinky_J> out bush
40:25 <slinky_J> be a major forensic headfuck
41:12 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
42:32 <Swervin> ohh i got another ok one
42:37 <Swervin> by same person of gone girl
42:39 <Swervin> the book though
43:14 <Swervin> dark places
45:41 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
46:23 <slinky_J> seen it
46:24 <slinky_J> loved it
46:28 <slinky_J> was fucking brilliant
46:30 <slinky_J> xD
46:38 <slinky_J> deleted it to make room for more movies.
46:55 <TokenDaRing> Hey screws!
46:56 <slinky_J> didnt figure any mate would wana sit and watch it too deep
47:02 <TokenDaRing> How are you, buddy?
47:06 <slinky_J> token is a prophet
47:07 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Your pal screws is here
47:10 <slinky_J>  A TRUE PROPHET!
47:24 <slinky_J> oh man whut
47:28 <Skirmish> Heeeeeey here he is. Heard you had a meltdown last night bro.
47:31 <slinky_J> thought he'd go down in silence
47:34 <slinky_J> not arrested
47:50 <screws> yeh its all good though
47:54 <slinky_J> hahaha Swervin you ever had a fuckloada cops havin to put u on the ground?
47:55 <slinky_J> lels
47:59 <screws> token was persistently pm'ing me and i just logged off
48:22 <Skirmish> What pushed you over the edge? Why did you have a breakdown?
48:23 <slinky_J> pepper spray man that shit is worse than a knife in the side.
48:23 <screws> i think he was the one who was more butthurt at the end of it all
48:31 <slinky_J> screws chill
48:34 <screws> no breakdowns here
48:38 <slinky_J> just tryin to work you up
48:42 <slinky_J> so stay chill
48:42 <screws> slinky_J: no shit
48:45 <Swervin> u recon it was deep?
48:46 <slinky_J> ye
48:48 <slinky_J> well
48:49 <Swervin> dark places?
48:50 <Swervin> deep?
48:52 <slinky_J> with her and her brother
48:54 <Swervin> it def was a twist wasnt it
48:56 <slinky_J> that was
48:59 <screws> what are you guys talking about
48:59 <slinky_J> oh yes
48:59 <TokenDaRing> screws: Are you going to talk to steven_ still?
49:02 <Swervin> ahh yeh but thats nothing u havnt seen before
49:04 <screws> yup
49:05 <slinky_J> i didnt expect the thing with the daughter uno
49:12 <Swervin> yeh that was cool
49:14 <slinky_J> yer you said it Swervin
49:14 <Skirmish> Now Swervin is starting to realise slinky_J is full of shit 99% of the time.
49:16 <Swervin> i thought it was really good
49:22 <Swervin> some ppl gave it real shit ratings rubbished it
49:25 <Swervin> thought it was very nice
49:27 <slinky_J> I cant wait to watch fkn Stir of Echoes
49:37 <slinky_J> first time since I saw it for the second time so long ago now
49:39 <slinky_J> ok
49:43 <slinky_J> movie concluding.
49:45 <TokenDaRing> screws thought I got zlined last night
49:48 <Swervin> hahahah
49:48 <TokenDaRing> He fell for a trick
49:52 <Swervin> iienna douglas is in that
49:53 <Swervin> she's good
49:57 <Swervin> random actress
49:59 <Swervin> very cool stuff
50:11 <Skirmish> He would have been furiously jerking off in celebration token
50:14 <slinky_J> ok thank you Swervin
50:20 <slinky_J> for this movie man <3
50:28 <slinky_J> that was just what I fkn needed ey!
50:32 <slinky_J> XD oh boy.
50:49 <Swervin> <@slinky_J> hahaha Swervin you ever had a fuckloada cops havin to put u on the ground? < yes lol
50:50 <TokenDaRing> screws: http://i.imgur.com/HJbQoNv.png
51:03 <slinky_J> LOL
51:04 <slinky_J> no shit
51:07 <Swervin> that was not a good night
51:09 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: He saw xm and myself getting "zlined" and was having fits of joy
51:10 <slinky_J> had 5 squad cars
51:12 <slinky_J> no shit
51:13 <Swervin> could have been very bad
51:16 <Swervin> i had about 25
51:16 <slinky_J> lOL
51:18 <Swervin> come to the station
51:19 <Swervin> lol
51:21 <slinky_J> i had just turned 18
51:26 <slinky_J> broke cop jaw
51:29 <Swervin> and we had drugs on us too and i was asking them to search us
51:31 <Swervin> but they didnt
51:34 <slinky_J> after macing one in the face when he tried to mace me
51:37 <Swervin> i coulda got really fucked over that night
51:37 <slinky_J> inside mums
51:42 <slinky_J> i ran to bathroom
51:46 <slinky_J> locked myself in the dunny
51:49 <slinky_J> had nowhere to go
51:49 <slinky_J> LOL
51:56 <Swervin> lolllllllllllllllll
51:57 <slinky_J> flooded it withh pepper
52:00 <slinky_J> was fucked
52:01 <slinky_J> LOL
52:08 <slinky_J> i stuck it out long as I could ey
52:22 <Swervin> well i got tazered but it wasnt as bad as i thought
52:25 <slinky_J> what's that ten cops
52:26 <slinky_J> oh
52:27 <Swervin> plus i was so fried i didnt go down
52:29 <TokenDaRing> Hey screws you lost your access
52:30 <slinky_J> and then a dog wagon
52:31 <slinky_J> lols
52:36 <Swervin> they let me go home
52:38 <slinky_J> and I just flowed some tupac
52:38 <Skirmish> I hope the movies you guys are watching are better than the stories you tell.
52:39 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:39 <slinky_J> hahaha
52:47 <President_Trump> loolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:48 <Swervin> my gf just kept telling them i was mental patient
52:48 <slinky_J> charges were dropped though
52:53 <Swervin> and to let me go
52:53 <slinky_J> attempted murder polic
52:53 <Swervin> lol
52:54 <slinky_J> e
52:57 <Swervin> didnt take my meds
52:57 <slinky_J> to malicious bs
53:00 <slinky_J> to then dropped
53:05 <slinky_J> because I just turned 18
53:06 <slinky_J> but
53:19 <slinky_J> because one of the cops riled me up
53:21 Kick: screws was kicked by TokenDaRing (What's wrong buddy?)
53:22 <slinky_J> before I let them in
53:25 <Swervin> then she made me go hospital and talk to psyc ward and they kept asking me if i wanted to kill himself or my family and i said no
53:29 <Swervin> then asking me if i was raped as a kid
53:29 <Swervin> LOL
53:31 <slinky_J> saying how I am a trouble maker and this and tht
53:34 <slinky_J> so they blamed him
53:35 <Swervin> i couldnt stop laughing
53:39 <Skirmish> ROFL @ Slinky and his attempted police murder story
53:41 <slinky_J> LOL
53:56 <slinky_J> I love the bullshit questions you get asked
54:01 <Swervin> yeh
54:03 <slinky_J> shoosh woman.
54:13 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
54:16 <slinky_J> Go pet your bushpig.
54:25 <Skirmish> Is steven_ going to tell us to be nice to screws?
54:26 <President_Trump> where's screws?
54:27 <slinky_J> beastiality aint my thing tbh ey Swervin
54:28 <President_Trump> !seen screws
54:28 <+nerdhacks> I last saw screws ([email protected]) 1min 8secs ago, being kicked from #nerdhacks by TokenDaRing, who stated: What's wrong buddy?
54:31 <slinky_J> disgusting.
54:36 <slinky_J> ;)
54:37 <President_Trump> LOL
54:40 <slinky_J> ah man
54:47 <slinky_J> I thought well, court is over
54:50 <TokenDaRing> President_Trump: He's upset he lost his access here
54:51 <Swervin> invite him
54:56 <slinky_J> but I have pre-trial conference on march 11th ey
54:57 <TokenDaRing> He is probably pming steven_ now
55:03 <Swervin> he will lose access
55:03 <slinky_J> my lawyer is good
55:04 <President_Trump> wasnt that last night?
55:05 <TokenDaRing> Furiously whining about this injustice
55:11 <slinky_J> it'll be sorted without trial
55:13 <Swervin> so will any other banners
55:16 <slinky_J> we played the game well
55:36 <slinky_J> I just hope that pedo that lived next door gets locked up for shit he did
56:04 <slinky_J> who the fuck admits to sleepin in a pre teens bed gettin em stoned n shit after sayin they're innocent of a pedo aligation
56:08 <slinky_J> fkn dumb
56:20 <Swervin> lolllllllllllllllll
56:22 <slinky_J> got him on tape talking about how he wanted to rob the bank up the road
56:37 <slinky_J> and the effort he put in to goin there to watch them and take photos on his phone
56:39 <slinky_J> fucking nut
56:49 * Skirmish face palms at all the lies flying around
56:59 <slinky_J> Skirmish ya mutt shoosh
57:29 <Skirmish> lol and he knows its him i am talking about because he knows he is making up shit.
58:39 <Skirmish> Do you know that its illegal to record a persons voice without their permission slinky_J? You could have him admitting to banging a 6yo and it would make no difference. Stop making up shit n
58:52 <slinky_J> fuck had to rewatch the end of the iceman then
58:56 <slinky_J> powerful speech
59:09 <Swervin> Skirmish so what if its illegal
59:13 <slinky_J> Skirmish, this bullshit coming from you, the guy that has everything to prove on irc
59:19 <slinky_J> look, stay outta our conversation
59:21 <slinky_J> okay
59:26 <Swervin> you think it wouldnt hold up as evidence lol?
59:27 <Skirmish> Take it to pm then.
59:30 <Swervin> ur an idiot man
59:36 <Swervin> dead set idiot
59:39 <Swervin> no wonder u never became a cop
59:43 <slinky_J> fucking
59:44 <Swervin> u have no clue
59:44 <slinky_J> this guy
59:45 <slinky_J> Swervin
59:51 <slinky_J> he's never done crime in his life
59:53 <Skirmish> Swervin it wouldn't be allowed to be admissible in court.
00:00 <Skirmish> So no. It eouldnt stand.
00:00 <slinky_J> he's never experienced the thrill
00:10 <Swervin> yes it would
00:10 <slinky_J> he's never crossed the line
00:11 <Swervin> LOL
00:13 <slinky_J> taken the risk
00:19 <slinky_J> hurt people
00:19 <Skirmish> I can promise you it wont.
00:19 <Swervin> ive seen ppl go down for shit like that
00:26 <Swervin> lolllllllllllll Skirmish
00:26 <slinky_J> been hurt
00:30 <slinky_J> been done
00:35 <slinky_J> or gotten away.
00:41 <slinky_J> this guy only dreams about life.
00:41 <Swervin> u couldnt even find drug dealing in brisbane waters wtf would u know about anything retard
00:49 <Swervin> you are outside gimp boy
00:56 <Swervin> thats why u never became a cop
00:58 <Swervin> ur too dumb
01:00 <Swervin> too straight
01:12 <Swervin> u are sent on faux missions
01:22 <Skirmish> Here we go more cop shit. Same old cycle of stuff gets said over and over again.
01:23 <Swervin> "we will find heroin and cocaine importation in brisbane waters"
01:30 <Swervin> its always the same old stuff
01:31 <Swervin> always
01:36 <Swervin> because thats all u need
01:42 <slinky_J> man Skirmish knows fuck all about fuck all
01:43 <Swervin> there is not much more to losers like u on here
01:49 <slinky_J> not even worth arguing with him
02:03 <Skirmish> lol
02:06 <Swervin> the shit u cunts say about society and shit that goes on is just so removed from anything that happens
02:08 <slinky_J> guy is a drone
02:11 <slinky_J> a worker bee
02:18 <slinky_J> married to a bush pig of a woman
02:19 <slinky_J> yo
02:26 <slinky_J> you like fucking an avacado?
02:27 <Swervin> he is on here whilst wife in bed
02:28 <Swervin> lol
02:30 <Skirmish> You wouldnt know what having a job feels like hey slinky_J
02:38 <slinky_J> fkn rotten avocado
02:40 <Skirmish> At work tonight.
02:47 <Swervin> lol
02:48 <Swervin> at work
02:49 <slinky_J> Skirmish brag some more about having a woman
02:49 <Swervin> but ircing
02:50 <Swervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:52 <Swervin> great job u got man
03:00 <Skirmish> It is.
03:06 <Skirmish> Paid to lol at you.
03:06 <Swervin> highlight of ur life
03:07 <slinky_J> I'd be at work 24/7 I had a bushpig like that to go home to
03:08 <Swervin> ircing at work
03:14 <slinky_J> I'd least keep her locked up
03:16 <slinky_J> you know
03:29 <Skirmish> Try harder slinky_J
03:30 <slinky_J> positioned so I could just shave her and rape her once in a while
03:38 <slinky_J> what you do with a female Bigfoot aint it
03:41 <slinky_J> naw no trying
03:47 <slinky_J> it hits your nerve anyhow
03:49 <slinky_J> dude
03:57 <slinky_J> I only laugh
03:58 <Skirmish> Oh yeah im mega cut.
04:01 <Skirmish> So emotional.
04:03 <slinky_J> cause I aint mad at you
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04:08 <slinky_J> you try hard
04:11 <slinky_J> so go ahead
04:27 <Skirmish> Looking forward to the next pm saying we should just be friends.
04:28 <slinky_J> You said in chan your wife is the same chick I saw, a total mong
04:39 <slinky_J> wont be any pm
04:45 <slinky_J> stop trying
04:52 <slinky_J> talk the talk
04:54 <Skirmish> Dont want to be my pal anymore? Feelings hurt.
04:57 <slinky_J> LOL
04:59 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHA
05:06 <slinky_J> YOU HAD TO SETTLE FOR SUCH A BUSHPIG
05:10 <slinky_J> Desperado
05:11 <slinky_J> lolz
05:14 <slinky_J> yo
05:23 <slinky_J> she intelligent enough to meet at a speed date
05:31 <slinky_J> or you just dart her hairy arse out bush?
05:46 <slinky_J> If I knew It were legal to dart and bring home a hog and marry it
05:47 <slinky_J> fuck
05:49 <Swervin> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:02 <slinky_J> I WISH I saved that pic
06:06 <slinky_J> I would post that shit
06:13 <slinky_J> I'd meme the fudge outta it
06:13 <Swervin> so would i
06:16 <Swervin> id draw dick on it
06:17 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
06:17 <Skirmish> I know you would.
06:18 <Swervin> with cum
06:19 <Swervin> yum yum
06:21 <slinky_J> man
06:28 <slinky_J> I wouldnt offend a dick by drawing a dick on it
06:34 <slinky_J> aha
06:35 <Swervin> lollllllllllll
06:41 <slinky_J> LOL
06:43 <Swervin> Skirmish you going to get her preggos too?
06:48 <Skirmish> There is no honour in you slinky_J. You are a lowlife.
06:50 <slinky_J> HONESTLY
06:55 <slinky_J> i would rather fuck a guy
06:55 <Swervin> will her cunt we fucked red raw lad?
06:56 <slinky_J> a GUY
07:01 <slinky_J> than fuck that bushpig.
07:06 <Swervin> lolllllllllllllllllllll
07:11 <Skirmish> Totes too bsuy
07:17 <slinky_J> totes
07:17 <Swervin> too busy
07:18 <slinky_J> yolo
07:20 <Swervin> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:25 <Skirmish> Totes too busy paying child support to kate.
07:26 <slinky_J> #hashtaglikeitscool
07:32 <slinky_J> ew
07:33 <Swervin> child support LOL
07:34 <Skirmish> :-)
07:37 <Swervin> u wish Skirmish
07:38 <slinky_J> stop grossing us out
07:41 <slinky_J> I mean
07:47 <Swervin> u fucked ur own life buddy
07:49 <Swervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:55 <Swervin> ur woman too dumb to have abortion
07:55 <slinky_J> he has taste in women like a fat man with macdonalds burgers
07:57 <slinky_J> fuck
08:07 <slinky_J> his wife
08:14 <slinky_J> needs a post birth abortion right now
08:20 <slinky_J> put her out of my misery
08:21 <Swervin> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:21 <slinky_J> fuck
08:25 <slinky_J> FUCK
08:28 <Swervin> Skirmish u ever ass fuck her?
08:34 <Swervin> when u come back from work on irc
08:35 <Skirmish> Shes never given birth. How can she have a post birth one?
08:38 <Swervin> u feel like a nice ass fuck
08:44 <slinky_J> Skirmish do you ever think about lettin' her loose in the back yard and spearing her?
08:49 <slinky_J> like some cave man shit?
08:54 <Swervin> Skirmish will make baby for his son
08:56 <Swervin> new sibling
09:15 <slinky_J> man Skirmish aint no prince charming himself
09:19 <slinky_J> I mean
09:33 <slinky_J> to attract her as a mate he probably had to squeal like a pig.
09:37 <slinky_J> she comma runnin!
09:51 <Skirmish> Whats with the pig obsession?
09:59 <slinky_J> net her took her home, raped the shit outta her and put a ring on her hoof
10:05 <slinky_J> his anal ring.
10:11 <slinky_J> dunno you tell me
10:17 <Swervin> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
10:17 <slinky_J> i didnt marry a bushpig.
10:19 <Skirmish> Its your story.
10:20 <slinky_J> dick.
10:24 <slinky_J> naw it aint
10:25 <Swervin> Skirmish its your life story
10:28 <slinky_J> it was all in the photograph
10:29 <Swervin> u gotta live with it
10:32 <Skirmish> You will never get married slinky_J.
10:34 <slinky_J> and you admitted it's the same person
10:34 <slinky_J> rofl
10:36 <slinky_J> took time
10:39 <slinky_J> BUT YA DID!
10:47 <slinky_J> working you over is piss easy
10:51 <slinky_J> mister smarty pants
10:57 <slinky_J> oh im skirmish im so good
11:14 <slinky_J> i judge all of you but irl im just a piece of trash with self esteem issues
11:17 <Skirmish> lol you dont even remember the pic slink why are you talking so much smack trying to play up to swervin?
11:23 <slinky_J> oi here's some cheepo coles tissues
11:26 <slinky_J> ya mutt
11:36 <slinky_J> Oh I remember
11:44 <slinky_J> I remember faces
11:48 <slinky_J> mm
11:52 <Skirmish> What colour was her hair?
11:55 <Swervin> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <Swervin> she was pig
12:03 <Skirmish> What was the background in the pic?
12:04 <Swervin> i seen the pic too
12:05 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
12:09 <slinky_J> bushpig brown
12:16 <Swervin> Skirmish is her pussy hairy or shaven?
12:18 <slinky_J> look
12:20 <slinky_J> actually
12:43 <slinky_J> asking if I know the natural colour of her hair is incidental
12:55 <slinky_J> it wasnt an inside photograph
13:22 <slinky_J> I had this neighbour bagged him a boar out bush
13:30 <slinky_J> put it's head up on the wall
13:31 <Skirmish> I never asked what her natural colour is. I asked what colour her hair was. Describe the pic. I ask because despite being shown, i know you dont remember because you would ask for it again every second day.
13:35 <slinky_J> If I paid you
13:37 <slinky_J> say
13:43 <slinky_J> a million dollars
13:44 <Skirmish> Im convinced you fapped over the pic.
13:48 <slinky_J> would you let me cut her head off
13:52 <slinky_J> after bleeding her out
13:58 <slinky_J> being a bushpig and all
14:07 <slinky_J> we could stuff her
14:15 <slinky_J> make some good money on bush meat bro
14:28 <slinky_J> a lot of cunts love that shit, Gorilla meat man high prices
14:31 <Swervin> lollllllllllllllll
14:36 <Skirmish> This must have been the state you were in when you were telling mew that you would rape her infant child. Bit ranty.
14:38 <Swervin> sell her to farcry primarl
14:40 <slinky_J> a creature like your wife she'd sell man she would sell!
14:45 <slinky_J> LOLOL Swervin
14:46 <Swervin> lol mew
14:49 <slinky_J> THAT OWNS
14:52 <slinky_J> now i go cig
14:52 <Swervin> mew the pig
14:58 <slinky_J> that just owned
15:00 <slinky_J> rofl
15:18 <slinky_J> he always has to go to extreme lows to insult me
15:19 <Swervin> mew is who you should go after Skirmish
15:21 <Swervin> not mandyjane
15:24 <slinky_J> ROFLLLLLLLL
15:26 <Swervin> mew smokes ice around her kid
15:33 <slinky_J> Mew is a hairless Bushpig
15:41 <Swervin> mew the fucker from kangaroo island
15:46 <Skirmish> The funniest thing of all this tonight is how far up Swervin's ass slinky_J has climbed.
16:01 <slinky_J> cool
16:08 <Skirmish> He finally found a friend.
16:08 <slinky_J> I'm way up levels
16:16 <slinky_J> gettin' through the game!
16:19 <slinky_J> MAD CORE
16:35 <slinky_J> Mario'n the shit outta Swervin's ass!
16:41 <slinky_J> dick.
16:54 <slinky_J> that statement was full on talking to yourself
17:02 <slinky_J> as if anybody else in the chan would give a shit
17:05 <slinky_J> havent you noticed
17:10 <slinky_J> this is not melb chan
17:16 <slinky_J> nobody has your back nobody cares
17:25 <slinky_J> now i go for a cig like anybody gives a shit
17:29 <slinky_J> might die from cancer btw.
17:42 <Swervin> stop smoking
17:51 <slinky_J> play barbie girl at my funeral to piss peopple off
18:05 <slinky_J> mm ive smoked more tonight than i usually do yo
18:12 <slinky_J> 3-4 a day on a good day
18:14 <slinky_J> :P:P
18:22 <slinky_J> about like 17 today i reckonz
18:25 <slinky_J> :o brb
18:29 <slinky_J> oh
18:35 <slinky_J> this song is for Skirmish
18:56 <Swervin> thats good
18:58 <Swervin> 3-4 a day
19:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
19:03 <Swervin> u wanna get down to 1
19:03 <slinky_J> huhuhu
19:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) Length: 4:29 - Category: Music - 252,037 views - 1,884 likes (95.5%), 88 dislikes (4.5%)
19:06 <Swervin> thats what i was on last year
19:13 <slinky_J> 1 would be ace!
19:15 <Swervin> this year i been smoking 4-5 a night
19:15 <slinky_J> brb cig
19:18 <Swervin> or morning
19:18 <slinky_J> love this song
19:20 <Swervin> its fucked
19:21 <slinky_J> but it's so Skirmish
19:22 <slinky_J> rofl
19:25 <slinky_J> a night
19:28 <slinky_J> fark
19:31 <slinky_J> brb
19:34 <slinky_J> talk more bout it
19:34 <Swervin> one after the other
19:36 <Swervin> then sleep
19:36 <Swervin> lol
19:55 <Swervin> all i use to do was 1 before bed after few beers then u sweet then it become more, gotta cut it off
20:08 <slinky_J> true
20:13 <slinky_J> I am like that in the morning
20:21 <slinky_J> when I go outside to chill and assert myself
20:26 <slinky_J> usually have 2 cigs
20:29 <slinky_J> if im anxious
20:37 <slinky_J> sometimes more
20:40 <slinky_J> fuck ocd
20:41 <slinky_J> brb
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23:00 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
23:04 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
23:14 <TokenDaRing> LOLOLOLOLOL
23:17 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
23:18 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
23:19 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
23:20 <TokenDaRing> Please go on screws
23:35 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
23:36 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
23:45 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:46 <slinky_J> hahaahaha how mad is the context of that fuckin song mang
23:49 <slinky_J> fuckin nuts
24:20 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-kceaOOVgw
24:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage - Agent Orange (Jun 9, 2012) Length: 5:08 - Category: Music - 9,242 views - 105 likes (99.1%), dislikes (0.9%)
24:24 <slinky_J> horrorcore <3
25:50 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
25:51 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
25:52 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
25:53 <screws> http://imgur.com/gVwsER2
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26:01 <Skirmish> Rofl
26:24 <Skirmish> Just sat down and caught the tail end of that.
26:49 <slinky_J> your wife has a tail
26:56 <slinky_J> O_o
27:01 <slinky_J> I would suck it
27:04 <slinky_J> def suck it
27:11 <slinky_J> is it curly?
27:38 <slinky_J> Oi Skirmish, you know that you're a big shot talker on here but irl you'd be rolled?
27:52 <Skirmish> lol i doubt it.
28:00 <slinky_J> yeah
28:05 <slinky_J> thought you'd say it
28:19 <slinky_J> if you're curious, come to Adelaide.
28:21 <Skirmish> Slinky is getting so hood hes going to bust out some NWA any second.
28:27 <slinky_J> I'll show you a good night
28:36 <slinky_J> promise on my mother's life :)
28:46 <slinky_J> stop trying to sound cool
29:02 <Skirmish> "Straight outta sa crazy dumb cunt name slinky, from the group called ircers with attitude"
29:18 <slinky_J> you don't get the slinky nick?
29:20 <slinky_J> lel
29:37 <Skirmish> Absolutely no interest.
29:44 <Skirmish> Nil fucks to be given.
29:44 <slinky_J> it's just a play on having a nice sized dick.
29:46 <slinky_J> uno
29:52 <slinky_J> drop it on to the stairs
29:52 <Skirmish> Ok.
29:57 <slinky_J> and it flops on down
30:00 <slinky_J> simple.
30:13 <Skirmish> Sounds a lot like over compensation.
30:23 <slinky_J> it's a nick
30:26 <Skirmish> Whatever though.
30:38 <slinky_J> it's not something Mythbusters need to come and explore
30:40 <slinky_J> jeez
30:44 <slinky_J> it's fun!
30:51 <slinky_J> why Skirmish
31:06 <slinky_J> you ambush people with your rhetoric, wit and intellect?
31:19 <slinky_J> because I don't see any of that happening.
31:29 <Skirmish> You've got a friend in me, you've got a friend in me.
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31:40 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
31:44 <TokenDaRing> Lol
31:45 <slinky_J> How's this
31:47 <slinky_J> you invited
31:50 <slinky_J> this chan
31:53 <TokenDaRing> He was flooding, what a fuckhead
31:57 <slinky_J> to come with you to do sticky hands and parry
32:01 <TokenDaRing> I broke screws rofl
32:03 <slinky_J> though you called it something else
32:03 <Skirmish> Poor old screws is flipping tables and ranting irl right now.
32:04 <slinky_J> so
32:05 <slinky_J> Skirmish
32:10 <slinky_J> video you training
32:15 <slinky_J> and post it to the chan.
32:18 <slinky_J> k babes
32:20 <slinky_J> cool
32:39 <slinky_J> I'm in Adelaide and can't make it to train
32:42 <slinky_J> what was it you called it
32:45 <slinky_J> hand something
32:45 <Skirmish> What the fuck is this sticky hands shit you keep going on about?
32:54 <slinky_J> you know martial art
33:00 <slinky_J> but you don't know what sticky hands is?
33:08 <slinky_J> you do know what parrying is yea?
33:12 <Skirmish> What im doing isnt martial arts.
33:24 <slinky_J> sticky hands is where your hands keep contact
33:32 <Skirmish> Nobody said anything about martial arts except you.
33:42 <Skirmish> That isnt what we do.
33:45 <slinky_J> it's a great excersise
34:04 <slinky_J> one of you places your palms on top of the other
34:11 <Skirmish> Sounds like what you call it after youve jerked off and youre yelling for mum to bring the tissues.
34:12 <slinky_J> and you cannot break contact
34:20 <slinky_J> heh
34:33 <slinky_J> you would say that
34:38 <slinky_J> look up sticky hands.
34:40 <slinky_J> idiot
34:48 <Skirmish> Ive got no idea what youre on about.
34:51 <slinky_J> You wanted irc people to come watch you train
34:53 <Skirmish> No interest in it either.
34:58 <slinky_J> you said it a couple of days ago
35:01 <slinky_J> so film it
35:04 <slinky_J> and show us.
35:09 <slinky_J> thassall
35:13 <Skirmish> Thats not going to happen.
35:22 <slinky_J> So why invite us to come along
35:26 <slinky_J> if some of us cannot make it
35:33 <slinky_J> how are we supposed to enjoy it?
35:44 <slinky_J> Think things through instead of boasting dude.
35:50 <Skirmish> Use your vivid imagination.
36:06 <slinky_J> vivid
36:20 <Skirmish> Cool word huh
36:25 <slinky_J> backing down again.
36:32 <slinky_J> always talking tough first
36:37 <slinky_J> you bring shit up with nate
36:41 <slinky_J> just so he can speak
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36:46 <slinky_J> and then you can go on about yourself
36:50 <slinky_J> I saw it
36:54 <slinky_J> it's what you do
36:55 <Skirmish> Its in march. When i get the details i will put out an open invite.
37:03 <slinky_J> and you invite us to your training
37:10 <slinky_J> but if we cant make it you wont film it
37:14 <slinky_J> what're you training for?
37:18 <slinky_J> it was to do with hands
37:23 <slinky_J> you said hands something
37:28 <Skirmish> Its a refresher course.
37:28 <Pervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:30 <Pervin> training his cock
37:33 <Pervin> for asshole
37:33 <slinky_J> sounded like you were going to learn how to parry
37:37 <slinky_J> maybe sticky hads
38:01 <Skirmish> Open hand techniques. Its designed for us to remain low on the force continuum.
38:21 <slinky_J> open hand techniques
38:28 <slinky_J> I'm going to google that
38:36 <slinky_J> entire sentence.
38:50 <Skirmish> Heard of the force continuum? Check it out. Used in court to establish if levels of force are excessive.
38:57 <slinky_J> oh ok
39:01 <slinky_J> security guard stuff
39:27 <slinky_J> oh
39:30 <Skirmish> It would work well for security guards. I dont think there is s requirement for them to know it though.
39:30 <slinky_J> restraint
39:32 <slinky_J> and such
39:42 <slinky_J> I get it
39:43 <Skirmish> We have to do it every 12 months.
39:48 <slinky_J> cool stuff
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40:10 <slinky_J> all good
40:14 <slinky_J> that was a good read
40:17 <slinky_J> time to eat.
40:28 <Skirmish> Small amounts of restraint work. Its more about reacting and escalating to a maximum of 3/6.
40:37 <slinky_J> I swear I thought this doco read Hunting Aboriginals
40:48 <slinky_J> yeah I understand
40:48 <Swervin> lolllllllllllllll
41:05 <slinky_J> it's Hunting Aotearoa
41:08 <slinky_J> whatevs
41:45 <slinky_J> YES
41:53 <slinky_J> tony robinsons wild west ep 2 bitch!
41:54 <slinky_J> wooo
42:16 <Skirmish> Actually, i believe there is some pressure point element coming into it this year. Should be good.
42:37 <Skirmish> Not sure if it will be in Newcastle on on the Central coast yet.
42:43 <Swervin> lol
42:55 <Swervin> will it be on brisbane water?
42:59 <Swervin> water rats 2
43:09 <Skirmish> Probably not.
43:16 <slinky_J> you will love the pressure point stuff
43:39 <Skirmish> That op is ongoing. As is standard practice they rotate teams to prevent them getting known.
43:41 <slinky_J> i think the funnest one is in the hand
43:47 <slinky_J> with a hand shake
45:06 <Skirmish> The meaty part below the thumb?
46:41 <Swervin> hahahahahah
46:42 <Swervin> getting known
46:45 <Swervin> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:47 <Swervin> by who?
46:49 <Swervin> alf stuart?
47:55 <Skirmish> The whole summer bay crew.
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05:59 <slinky_J> yeah
06:02 <slinky_J> that bit
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22:52 <Skirmish> LOL slinky_J
23:46 <slinky_J> well I am full of t bone steak
23:55 <slinky_J> goodnight.
24:53 <Swervin> t bone steak at 2am?
24:58 <Swervin> how was iceman?
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34:55 <+steven_> !seen screws
34:55 <+nerdhacks> I last saw screws ([email protected]) 7hrs 9mins 2secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Z-Lined
34:58 <+steven_> lolol
35:17 <BlackDevil> Australia’s top court says it’s legal to hold refugees in island detention camps
35:31 <BlackDevil> irony
38:42 Nick: g-style is now known as matt
47:11 <%cgodfx> `topic <BUSTEDALLOFYOU> ..YOU ARE ALL GOING DOWN!ALL YOU FUCK ASSES ARE GOING DOWN... FOR THE HARASSMENT AND STALKING OF MYSELF AND JEN... PLIVENT GEALE, MAYO ROBERTSON, DARREN, TOKENDARING, PRESIDENT TRUMP, XM, SLINKY J.STEVEN HAWK AND EMMA... YOUR TROLLING AND ABUSE DAYS ARE UP FUCK HEADS, ENJOY IT WHILST YOU CAN.. ALL OF NERDHACKS GOING TO BE SUMMONED FOR MINE AND JENS
51:00 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Topic
51:55 <%cgodfx> yeh funny
53:03 <DoC> that was pollock?
53:25 <%cgodfx> yeh
21:46 <AdeeL> lol
21:50 <AdeeL> !gamble
21:51 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 229   JENSARSEHOLE   PLUM   COAL  ::: AdeeL Lost
40:37 <%cgodfx> !gamble
40:38 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 230   APPLE   ORANGE   JENSPUSSY  ::: cgodfx Lost
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03:27 <pebbles> mens stinkin undies
03:40 <pebbles> thats what jon is into
03:48 <pebbles> mens dick ass balls n undies
19:57 <BlackDevil> <pebbles> im into mens dick ass balls n undies
20:50 <Exo> pebbles that suck cock
38:45 <pebbles> exho the piss
39:22 <pebbles> the homosexual dood
39:32 <pebbles> thats jon
39:36 <pebbles> the homosexual dood
40:27 <pebbles> !gamble
40:27 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 231   ORANGE   PLUM   JENSPUSSY  ::: pebbles Lost
41:02 <pebbles> MENS ASSES
41:07 <pebbles> lololol
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41:15 <pebbles> slinky ray
41:29 <slinky_J> mmm brb bra cig
41:44 <pebbles> i am a battlefront expert
42:02 <slinky_J> werd
42:09 <slinky_J> it is almost battlefront time lol
47:23 <pebbles> ye ima go play a match
47:46 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:36 <pebbles> mens asses appeal to jon ..
26:24 Mode: (by cgodfx) -o cgodfx
29:26 <pebbles> cgodfx
31:26 <cgodfx> yes
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33:09 <slinky_J> WE'RE ALL DEAD!
34:48 <slinky_J> lol pebbles daily challenge Get 10 Kills As Hero
34:51 <slinky_J> easy done!
35:20 <slinky_J> if only i had on ps4 like u n had ps plus we could own cunts fucker
35:29 <slinky_J> WE WOULD BE KINGS
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38:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
38:55 <Skirmish> Nice topic.
39:06 Mode: (by Skirmish) +o thestig
39:14 <slinky_J> yes
39:14 Mode: (by Skirmish) +vvvv AdeeL Claudius lewis pebbles
39:14 Mode: (by Skirmish) +v slinky_J
39:16 <slinky_J> we're all dead.
39:18 <slinky_J> lol
39:45 <Skirmish> I am sure adding you was a typo. You're far to busy ramming your cock into anyone you consider an ally to be offensive.
40:14 <Skirmish> After last night I wouldn't at all be surprised if you got Jerome pregnant.
40:15 <slinky_J> Who was it?
40:26 <slinky_J> BUSTEDALLOFYOU
41:14 <slinky_J> We could be allies if you would allow us to just get along
42:03 <Skirmish> That is true. I just don't respect you though so I don't think it's going to happen.
42:19 <cgodfx> yeh that was funny Skirmish
42:26 <cgodfx> i had to make that the topic :P
42:41 <slinky_J> what does respect have to do with it?
43:26 <Skirmish> He came in and tried to imply that his "case" was going to be looked into by a Coroner earlier in the week. That was funny considering Coroners reside over cause of death. Maybe he was going to kill himself under suspicious circumstances?
43:49 <cgodfx> lol
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44:18 <slinky_J> I wouldn't at all be surprised if somebody from irc killed themselves over all the bullying.
44:22 <slinky_J> it's what we do
44:25 <cgodfx> i wonder if he actully went to the police? "These mean men said things to me on the internet"
44:28 <slinky_J> we're bullies!
44:31 <Sharni> I'm sorry if I seem uninterested
44:59 <slinky_J> who cgodfx?
45:54 <Skirmish> I told a guy to stay away from a girl that had no interest in him and ended up in court with an AVO when I was about 22. He fabricated ICQ logs to 'prove' that I was threatening him.
47:11 <Skirmish> Worked too. I had to take it to the District court to get rid of it so it didn't impact my Security Licence at the time.
47:44 <slinky_J> lol
49:14 <Sharni> Lol
51:01 <slinky_J> I just hate that.
51:24 <slinky_J> I have a pre-trial conference next month to get rid of a ridiculous charge.
52:27 <Sharni> Lo
52:36 <Sharni> What did you do
52:41 <slinky_J> Nothing lol
52:48 <slinky_J> the guy is just an asshole.
52:58 <slinky_J> He lost at a tribunal and yer
53:00 <Sharni> What are you meant to vetoing for than
53:32 <Sharni> Be going for *
53:41 <Sharni> sorry holding my nephew at the same time
53:55 <slinky_J> a Disturbing the publice peace
54:02 <slinky_J> at home.
54:08 <Sharni> Lol
54:21 <slinky_J> it was just a ditch effort for him to fuck with me.
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55:29 * calipo slaps Sharni around a bit with a large trout
56:02 * cgodfx slaps calipo around a bit with a large trout
56:12 * calipo slaps cgodfx around a bit with a large trout
56:28 <Sharni> I'm going to court soon to
56:57 <calipo> Sharni how long you will you be spending in prison?
57:05 <Sharni> I don't know depends
57:10 <slinky_J> howcome?
57:13 <calipo> Sharni what crime did you do?
57:21 <calipo> Sharni prostitution?
57:21 <slinky_J> pulic*
57:24 <cgodfx> public nudity
57:24 <slinky_J> argh
57:27 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
57:40 <cgodfx> shouldn't that be a high 5 ?
57:40 <Sharni> I raped a 25 year old
57:46 <slinky_J> nude exhibitionism
57:52 <Sharni> Male
57:52 <calipo> Sharni a girl or a guy?
57:58 <Sharni> Guy
57:59 <slinky_J> women rape men..
58:09 <Sharni> Yea an I got in trouble for it
58:17 <calipo> fuck, Sharni did you use a strap on to fuck that guys ass?
58:21 <Skirmish> You are the reason why feminists get so much traction slinky_J.
58:25 <Sharni> He was turned on so how is that rape
58:28 <Sharni> And he came
58:30 <slinky_J> LOL
58:35 <slinky_J> that a bullshit statement
58:46 <Sharni> I'm just fucking around lol
58:48 <Sharni> I'm a good girl
58:59 <calipo> Sharni nah you were telling the truth bitch
59:03 <Sharni> Lol
59:06 <slinky_J> you complain about my giving you shit along with Jerome
59:11 <slinky_J> and dont shut up
59:16 <Sharni> What lol
59:25 <Sharni> What did I do now
59:28 <slinky_J> nothing just this asshole always finger fucking my arse
59:34 <Skirmish> I complained? LOL. I got to watch you go full retard for HOURS. I'm not complaining, I was entertained.
59:36 <Sharni> Fair enough
59:54 <slinky_J> I say that women do in fact rape men and Skirmish blasts his mouth off
59:56 <slinky_J> lol
00:01 <Skirmish> Sharni: Cool story though. Turned me on a little.
00:09 <slinky_J> Skirmish you were owned for hours.
00:17 <Sharni> Yea soooo hawt
00:22 <Skirmish> Owned ... lol. How?
00:34 <slinky_J> You were there. You know how.
00:42 <Sharni> Women do rape men but I don't understand what male would complain about it
00:44 * slinky_J slaps Skirmish in to reality.
00:51 <Sharni> Unless she was triple his size
01:02 <slinky_J> I had really uncomfortable sex with this leb chick years ago man
01:08 <Sharni> Lol
01:11 <calipo> Sharni have you fucked a guy up his ass with a strap on?
01:15 <Sharni> No way
01:16 <slinky_J> was way way paro didnt want her on me and she would get off
01:17 <Sharni> Yuck
01:35 <slinky_J> she was like "take it"
01:35 <calipo> slinky_J was the leb chick pretty ?
01:35 <slinky_J> lol
01:39 <slinky_J> no
01:47 <slinky_J> she was fat and gross
01:55 <calipo> thats disgusting slinky_J
02:02 <slinky_J> she just took advantage because she liked me and I was out of it
02:10 <slinky_J> lol
02:11 <slinky_J> ino
02:12 <Skirmish> Oh wow. This houso wanker from SA has got it in his head that his drug induced dribble on irc is now somehow classified as someone being 'owned'. Not sure if I should laugh or feel sorry for him. Bit of both?
02:21 <calipo> slinky_J instead of sex you should have kicked that dumb leb bitches ass
02:27 <slinky_J> I'm not saying I'm some Adonis or something but srsly
02:36 <slinky_J> houso?
02:41 <Sharni> Lol
02:46 <Sharni> !gamble
02:46 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 232   BLUEBERRY   COAL   BLUEBERRY  ::: Sharni Lost
02:49 <slinky_J> lol calipo
03:10 <slinky_J> just relax Skirmish I have no probs with getting along
03:25 <calipo> slinky_J you should've fisted that dumb leb bitch
03:27 <Skirmish> calipo: Anyone that has seen slinky_J chat on here understands completely that he will take any root he can get. He's got a rep of bashing women in his area so he can't be too picky.
03:28 <slinky_J> call it a truce call it a deal call it what you like and I'm down
03:42 <slinky_J> LOL WTF
03:52 <slinky_J> bash one a day is my motto
04:05 <calipo> slinky_J do you pick up prostitutes but instead of paying do you bash the girl?
04:10 <slinky_J> dude spreading shit like that is just wrong
04:23 <slinky_J> yes calipo it is my peoples way.
04:23 <Skirmish> It's not shit at all. Don't tell lies slinky_J.
04:39 <Skirmish> Plenty of people have seen you try to justify bashing the chick.
04:52 <Skirmish> Now you want to pretend it never happened at all?
04:59 <calipo> slinky_J a prostitute chick got murdered 2 days ago did you do that murder
05:02 <slinky_J> dude I'm not letting you get to me Skirmish
05:15 <slinky_J> Um
05:17 <slinky_J> did I
05:23 <calipo> slinky_J if you don't want to pay the prostitute for a handjob do you bash her up?
05:36 <slinky_J> did I take her eyes out and stick them up her bum?
05:44 <slinky_J> if it's that one yes!
05:45 <calipo> um yeah slinky_J
06:25 <calipo> slinky_J do you prefer having sex with your sister or prostitutes?
06:30 <slinky_J> well, looks like I'm going to prison
06:42 <slinky_J> she is a prostitute
06:49 <slinky_J> who do you think taught me to root?
07:08 <calipo> pretty good, slinky_J how old was your sister when you fucked her
07:38 <slinky_J> I don't know how old she is because she is mute and I kidnapped her as a child.
08:23 <calipo> slinky_J does she wear clothes?
08:49 <slinky_J> oh fuck game crashed.
09:28 <calipo> slinky_J were you playing strip poker or naked twister game?
11:53 <slinky_J> star wars
12:13 <calipo> slinky_J is jabba the hut in that game?
12:37 <slinky_J> Jabba's palace will be in it soon
12:40 <slinky_J> but no he isnt
12:57 <slinky_J> althought it'd be cool for him to be featured in the map, sitting on his throne
12:59 <slinky_J> ah
13:03 <Sharni> I'm going to go out tonight and rape the hottest guy ok guys
13:17 <Sharni> I want to see if he will snitch
13:42 <Sharni> !gamble
13:42 <+nerdhacks> Jackpot: 233   WEED   APPLE   BLUEBERRY  ::: Sharni Lost
14:47 <calipo> jabba the hut is fat and massive Sharni looks like jabba the hut
15:25 <Sharni> Aww that's not nice :(
15:31 <Sharni> SAD FACE!
15:35 <calipo> :)
16:15 <slinky_J> lol Sharni
16:28 <slinky_J> knock him out cold with your boobies and he wont know what fucked him!
16:55 <calipo> <+slinky_J> I want to fuck Sharni's daughter
16:56 <calipo> <calipo> what?
16:56 <Sharni> I'm going to go report calipo to the police for cyber bullying I'm sick of ya shit mate
17:09 <Sharni> I don't have a daughter
17:24 <calipo> Sharni tell that to slinky_J
17:57 <Sharni> I don't have a daughter so it doesn't offended me
19:42 <calipo> Sharni I purchased a tattoo magazine can you get all your body in tattoos ie: arms, legs, back, forehead feet tattooed?
19:56 <calipo> Sharni you will look cool then
20:08 <Sharni> Am I not cool already :(
20:28 <Sharni> I just want to feel special
20:35 <calipo> Sharni nah not with only 1 tattoo you need heaps of tattoos
20:39 <Sharni> `op
20:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Sharni
20:51 <calipo> 'op
21:13 <Sharni> I feel special now :)
21:20 <Sharni> `deop
21:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Sharni
21:49 <calipo> yeah go back down to the bottom of the list that's your home at the bottom you are a loser
22:06 <Sharni> `op
22:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Sharni
22:16 <calipo> wtf?
22:35 <calipo> Sharni GET BACK DOWN!
23:05 <Sharni> `deop
23:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Sharni
23:38 <Sharni> `op
23:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Sharni
23:45 Quit: calipo ([email protected]) Quit:
24:21 <Sharni> Hmm
24:26 <Sharni> Didn't let me as anything else
24:33 <Sharni> What a shame
24:37 <Sharni> `deop
24:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Sharni
27:46 <Sharni> `op
27:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Sharni
27:58 <cgodfx> yeh theres more to the end of that
28:03 <cgodfx> wouldn't let me add anymore
28:36 <cgodfx> ENJOY IT WHILST YOU CAN.. ALL OF NERDHACKS GOING TO BE SUMMONED FOR MINE AND JENS
28:56 <Sharni> Ohh
31:14 <slinky_J> wow
31:30 <slinky_J> calipo is a wanker
31:44 <Sharni> Yea he is always mean to me
31:49 <slinky_J> who tf is he?
32:30 <Sharni> I like its jerome
32:34 <Sharni> Think*
37:30 <slinky_J> oh really
37:50 <slinky_J> I didn't know that dude I was chatting to last night is that jerome dude
39:23 <Sharni> Idk I think it is
42:15 <Skirmish> ROFL
42:47 <Skirmish> [12:38pm] <+slinky_J> I didn't know that dude I was chatting to last night is that jerome dude <---- Everyone calling him Jerome didn't give it away? You dopey cunt LOL
44:59 <Sharni> Lol
47:16 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) EOF from client
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47:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
48:06 <slinky_J> hmm
48:11 <slinky_J> I didn't notice
48:24 <slinky_J> not as concerned with who people are as you are Skirmish.
48:24 <Skirmish> I believe you.
48:46 <Skirmish> You were too busy ramming your stubby munted cock up his ass because you thought you had an ally against me.
49:35 <slinky_J> well I was watching a movie
49:40 <slinky_J> and trying to chat with him
50:09 <slinky_J> I don't know where you get this my thinking I had an ally against you business.
50:17 <slinky_J> that's all in your head dude.
50:30 <slinky_J> if you're that paranoid you need to be on medication.
51:05 <Skirmish> Yeah. The people private messaging me saying how you were making yourself look like a cock so desperately trying to side yourself with him must have been in my head too. Someone must have slipped me some LSD.
51:39 <slinky_J> I don't care who messaged you saying what ever about me.
00:31 <Skirmish> I need food.
11:57 <slinky_J> Now this is cool. http://indaily.com.au/news/2016/02/05/australias-first-pub-on-wheels-to-hit-adelaide-streets/
12:31 <slinky_J> pedal powered by the customers lel
15:42 <Skirmish> Adelaide, second to the party again.
20:28 <slinky_J> shrugs
20:50 <slinky_J> I don't see how that is relevent
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28:40 Nick: steven_ is now known as steven_1
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43:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o TokenDaRing
45:28 <TokenDaRing> `ban Claudius Hi
45:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*SwedFTP@*.103.504F91.CFEFCE
45:28 Kick: Claudius was kicked by ChanOP ((TokenDaRing) Hi)
45:28 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*SwedFTP@*.504F91.CFEFCE
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12:24 <damian> GO GO BIOS
12:25 <damian> YOU WINNAR
12:34 <damian> i love that host you have TokenDaRing
12:35 <damian> it's so sexy
13:03 <TokenDaRing> Lol
13:13 Topic Is: <BUSTEDALLOFYOU> ..YOU ARE ALL GOING DOWN!ALL YOU FUCK ASSES ARE GOING DOWN... FOR THE HARASSMENT AND STALKING OF MYSELF AND JEN... PLIVENT GEALE, MAYO ROBERTSON, DARREN, TOKENDARING, PRESIDENT TRUMP, XM, SLINKY J. STEVEN HAWK, EMMA AND SHARNI YOUR TROLLING AND ABUSE DAYS ARE UP FUCK HEADS, ENJOY IT WHILST
13:13 Set By: (Sharni) on: Fri Feb 05 12:28:24 2016
13:14 <damian> yeah hawww
13:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o damian
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15:51 Mode: (by aura.vic.au.austnet.org) +o bios
15:55 <damian> tee hee heee
15:58 <damian> we all nictitates
37:13 <pebbles> Skirmish is gay with TokenDaRing
53:53 <Sharni> Lol
54:04 <Sharni> !gamble
54:04 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 234   BLUEBERRY   ORANGE   BLUEBERRY  ::: Sharni Lost
59:30 <slinky_J> Tom Hanks in A Faggot of Spies
02:01 <slinky_J> primal primal primal
02:10 Kick: pebbles was kicked by TokenDaRing (The bogan junkie from Ipswich)
03:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*SwedFTP@*.103.504F91.CFEFCE
10:17 <slinky_J> 149 for a black & decker portable steam cleaner
10:19 <slinky_J> hm
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17:39 <pebbles> mens asses appeal to TokenDaRing
17:41 <pebbles> LOLOLOLOLOl
18:46 Kick: pebbles was kicked by TokenDaRing (The bogan junkie from Ipswich)
19:01 <Skirmish> Everything he says is homo. The guy is a closet dweller.
19:34 <TokenDaRing> He really is
19:48 <TokenDaRing> It's always about someone's father and mens arses or undies to him
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23:35 <Skirmish> Joel is just all about the bum jacking and nothing else.
23:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o nate
24:18 <nate> i will have a joel bum jack, sign me up
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28:23 <TokenDaRing> Fitz loves to take a thick sausage in the backside
28:58 <nate> u got one TokenDaRing?:)
29:48 <nate> nomnonmnom!
30:25 <Fitz> very clever
30:56 <nate> fitz TokenDaRing is smart do u like him
31:14 <Fitz> he is way to smart for me
31:23 <Fitz> in a different leauge
32:37 <TokenDaRing> Hey nate, o9 commando
33:42 <slinky_J> https://youtu.be/qUp7Qgimn38
33:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Ridiculous 6 - Main Trailer - Netflix [HD] (Oct 27, 2015) Length: 2:13 - Category: Entertainment - 6,681,724 views - 11,790 likes (67.6%), 5,648 dislikes (32.4%)
33:55 <Skirmish> Crap movie.
33:58 <slinky_J> i see this trailer and I wonder just who Adam Sandler is making films for
34:02 <slinky_J> yeah looks crappy
34:12 <Skirmish> Better than Hateful 8 though.
34:17 <slinky_J> Ha ha
34:19 <slinky_J> nice one
34:47 <slinky_J> I'm hoping this Hopkins film Solace is good
35:30 <TokenDaRing> Adam Sandler is fucking crap
37:04 <slinky_J> watching Bridge of Spies, some time I will rent a new television
37:04 <Skirmish> $16 to post a shirt from US/Canada to Australia. What a rip.
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37:12 <pebbles> mens underpants
37:14 <pebbles> appeal to token
37:16 <pebbles> lol
37:35 <slinky_J> I hate that Skirmish, when I order from psylo fashion
37:40 <Skirmish> Why are you such a rabid homo pebbles?
37:46 <slinky_J> which is why I get a few items at a time
37:52 <pebbles> i not gay lolz
37:57 <slinky_J> shipping is about 30 dollars
38:10 * nate slowly bumjacks pebbles to orgasm
38:30 <pebbles> ewwww i not gay!!!
38:31 <Skirmish> pebbles: Yes you are. Everyone knows it. You are constantly talking about bumjacking and other homo-erotic shit. You're a fag Joel and there is no doubt in anyones mind.
38:43 <Fitz> Adam Sandler fucked TokenDaRing's mum, in her ass!
39:24 <TokenDaRing> Fitz is still in 1998, when mum jokes were cool
39:36 <nate> noffin wrong with being a pretend homo :D cocks are yummie
39:43 <pebbles> dad jokes r better
39:46 <TokenDaRing> nate: Dance with me, commando
39:57 <nate> what is this commando
39:58 <nate> lol
41:07 <pebbles> token fucks skirmish's dad
41:07 <nate> my shoulders are sore, i need a pebbles rub
41:08 <pebbles> ahahahahahha
41:30 <TokenDaRing> nate: You are a commando
41:31 <TokenDaRing> o9
41:46 <pebbles> a stinkin poofter gutz
43:10 <Skirmish> Joel loves Mardi Gras in Sydney. Most sex he has all year long.
43:20 Nick: steven_1 is now known as steven_
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43:39 <nate> hi steven welcome home
44:26 <steven_> thnx
44:27 <steven_> !
46:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*SwedFTP@*.504F91.CFEFCE
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47:56 <Skirmish> http://www.ozgameshop.com/mens-t-shirts/bearded-side-of-life-unisex-flip-up-grey-t-shirt-medium <--- Son would love this.
48:04 * calipo slaps TokenDaRing around a bit with a large trout
49:29 <TokenDaRing> Wtf is calipo
49:58 <calipo> token what does sup mean?
49:59 <Skirmish> I want to read my sons book I bought him but I would then feel slack cause it's a present to him.
50:40 <calipo> Skirmish did you buy your son's book from club x the sex shop
50:57 <Skirmish> No I bought it from Booktopia.com.au
51:18 <calipo> Skirmish is it a adult book from booktopia?
51:46 <Skirmish> It is a book that is aimed at adults, yes. It is not an adult book in the context that you are attempting to suggest though.
52:08 <calipo> cool so its aimed at adults, Skirmish is there alot of girls in that book with big tits?
52:10 <TokenDaRing> OH
52:14 <TokenDaRing> It's richard the pedo
52:19 * calipo slaps TokenDaRing around a bit with a large trout
52:22 <TokenDaRing> Richard who was hitting up a 15 year old on here
52:33 <TokenDaRing> `ban calipo Pedophiles need not apply
52:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*sdss@*.tpgi.com.au
52:33 Kick: calipo was kicked by ChanOP ((TokenDaRing) Pedophiles need not apply)
52:36 <Skirmish> I haven't read the book but considering the author, I would think that there are no girls with big tits.
53:59 <Skirmish> Audio books are stupidly expensive.
54:47 <Skirmish> Considering that all you need to do is get someone to read the book and then sell the digital media (no ongoing costs for printing) it is way over-priced.
54:53 <Fitz> Fuck IRC is so full of fucken loser
54:58 Quit: Fitz ([email protected]) Quit:
55:24 <Skirmish> I hope he deliberately spelt that wrong because it makes the comment lol worthy.
57:16 <steven_> richard lolol
57:28 <steven_> means buttlover willl be back
57:29 <steven_> :}|
58:19 <TokenDaRing> Isn't Fitz a regular in melb?
00:09 <steven_> TokenDaRing, you will be disowned in melbourne
00:14 <steven_> joining with a nerdhacks.net hostname
00:15 <steven_> haha
00:29 <steven_> 'FORBIDDEN!'
00:43 <TokenDaRing> LOL
00:46 <TokenDaRing> Fuck #melbourne
01:22 <steven_> sounds like a plan
02:41 <pebbles> slinky_J
02:44 <pebbles> rank 42 in battlefront
02:49 <TokenDaRing> I wish I could spoof a DHS hostmask
02:53 <pebbles> almost be n alien soons [[[[[:
02:58 <TokenDaRing> Join #melbourne as CentrelinkOfficer
03:05 <TokenDaRing> And just watch everyone fucking quit/part
03:09 <steven_> lol
03:23 <steven_> they are all on disability anyway
03:28 <TokenDaRing> Yeah
03:33 <TokenDaRing> Or student allowance
03:36 <pebbles> i am
03:40 <pebbles> i am on disibility
03:46 <pebbles> im disabled
04:03 <TokenDaRing> Mentally disabled
04:11 <pebbles> ye
04:39 <pebbles> my balls hang well tho
05:41 <TokenDaRing> You have balls the size of tiny pebbles
05:44 <TokenDaRing> Hence the name pebbles
06:21 <Skirmish> Joel has sex twice a year. That is because he can only get 2 centrelink loans a year to pay for it.
06:41 <TokenDaRing> Hahahahaha
06:55 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Or whenever he can flog stuff off to cashies
08:03 <steven_> joel likes smelly anus
09:37 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o beehhh
09:59 <beehhh> simba the racist rat
10:03 <beehhh> TokenDaRing
10:35 <Sharni> !gamble
10:36 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 235   STRAWBERRY   STRAWBERRY   CHERRY  ::: Sharni Lost
10:45 <TokenDaRing> Mirza skyping at work
10:49 <TokenDaRing> Naughty
11:19 <beehhh> i sent you my wife's [pic]
11:31 <slinky_J> well I shaved off my moustach
11:35 <TokenDaRing> She looks like a man
11:40 <slinky_J> that'll keep the gays away.
12:02 <pebbles> but u r gay
12:05 <pebbles> !gamble
12:06 <beehhh> i bought a scissors to trim the pubes
12:06 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 236   WEED   PLUM   PLUM  ::: pebbles Lost
12:07 <pebbles> Sharni
12:17 <slinky_J> gays dont drink black tea
12:23 <Sharni> Yas
12:23 <pebbles> get those fat fucken tits out slut guts
12:30 <Sharni> :'(
12:34 <pebbles> i sorry
12:41 <Sharni> Your mean
12:45 <Sharni> SAD FACE!
12:49 <steven_> !gamble
12:49 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 237   CHERRY   BELL   PLUM  ::: steven_ Lost
12:54 <beehhh> pebbles are you andreja prejic?
12:59 <beehhh> dont lie to me babe
13:02 <pebbles> ur father is
13:13 <beehhh> im a fan of her
13:17 <Sharni> That's it I quit
13:22 <Sharni> Fuck yoouuuuuuuuuu
13:29 Quit: Sharni ([email protected]) Quit:
13:58 <beehhh> steven_ ya sexy stud from the malitary
14:05 <beehhh> we sud hoook up
14:45 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
14:47 <beehhh> pebbles dont be shy with me i show you my flag
14:55 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: Yes, pebbles is anreja prejic
14:58 <TokenDaRing> Go for her
15:06 <steven_> loooooool
15:28 <beehhh> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02873/lgbtflag_2873116b.jpg
15:50 <beehhh> TokenDaRing did u miss me when you txt me on skype
16:08 <TokenDaRing> Yes
16:09 <TokenDaRing> I did
16:20 <beehhh> honestly after we talk i had a pleasent dream
16:24 <slinky_J> Bridge of Spies feels like propaganda
16:41 <beehhh> brb making coffeee
16:59 <beehhh> I didnt feel lonely anymore
18:06 <pebbles> gaylords alike
19:01 <beehhh> I wud never date TokenDaRing, hes just an acquaintance
19:32 <beehhh> stat pebbles
20:16 Mode: (by beehhh) +v pebbles
21:51 <pebbles> hes a str8 homosexual token is
21:59 <pebbles> faggot bitch to be exact
22:48 Join: andy ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
25:17 Kick: pebbles was kicked by TokenDaRing (Ipswich dwelling scum bucket)
26:18 <slinky_J> there's some fucking invisible ircer here talking to beehhh
26:22 <slinky_J> I swear it
26:45 <TokenDaRing> beehhh has imaginary friends
26:55 <TokenDaRing> They keep him company in the hellhole of Dhaka
27:02 Join: pebbles ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
27:05 * andy slaps pebbles around a bit with a large trout
27:13 <pebbles> lolz
27:23 <andy> pebbles time for bumjack
27:24 <andy> royal
27:26 <pebbles> sausage between buns
27:36 <andy> pebbles in my poo
27:44 <pebbles> bumjack me
27:47 * andy slaps pebbles around a bit with a large trout
31:26 * steven_ slaps pebbles around a bit with a large trout
31:36 <beehhh> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_Commonwealth_Universities
32:09 <pebbles> hehe
32:22 <pebbles> enjoying the rain in doors with my bong n bowl of weed :]]]]
32:23 <beehhh> gay ppl needs to be educated
32:38 <pebbles> eating chocolate freckles
32:39 <beehhh> i never sucked a cock on weed
33:11 <pebbles> andy
33:13 <pebbles> Jerome
33:20 <pebbles> Ill kick ya face in bruv
33:25 <beehhh> i bought 3bars of whittaker's berry n cookies
33:55 Mode: (by beehhh) +v pebbles
34:12 * andy slaps pebbles around a bit with a large trout
34:13 <beehhh> pebbles what are you wearing
34:22 <andy> he is wearing his dim sim shirt
34:27 <andy> and poo poo panties
34:39 <beehhh> andy did i ask you
34:56 Mode: (by beehhh) +v andy
35:10 <beehhh> ohh you boys are norty, make my day
35:58 Mode: (by beehhh) -o TokenDaRing
36:27 <TokenDaRing> `op
36:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o TokenDaRing
36:30 <TokenDaRing> `deop beehhh
36:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o beehhh
36:44 <beehhh> `oppo
36:48 <TokenDaRing> OPPO!
36:53 <beehhh> `vivo
37:06 <beehhh> `doesnt fancy me
37:30 <TokenDaRing> If you want ops again beehhh, you must suck pebbles's dick
37:55 <beehhh> were is it
38:15 <steven_> good weed pebbles?
39:34 <andy> its poo on toast weed
39:41 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: Brisbane
39:58 <steven_> run notepad
40:05 <steven_> /
40:22 <pebbles> same stuff
40:26 <pebbles> that i showed on tues
40:54 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-05/perth-father-guilty-220-charges-sexual-abuse-daughter/7143700
41:00 <beehhh> this guy needs a bullet to the head
44:17 <pebbles> thats ur dad
44:19 <pebbles> LOOOLLLL
44:28 <beehhh> my dad is a cool guy
45:15 <andy> lolll
45:16 <andy> its his dad
45:20 <andy> rajit kandashar
46:22 <TokenDaRing> beehhh the Bengali boy fucker
46:37 <pebbles> token was sexually abused by his father
46:54 <beehhh> i could agree with you on this pebbles
46:54 <pebbles> when he was 9
47:14 <beehhh> TokenDaRing was gagged by his skool teacher
47:44 <andy> hey Exo faggot
47:46 <andy> fuck off cunt
47:52 <Exo> Fuck up cock sucker
47:56 <andy> take ur fucking shit bots with u faggot cunt
48:03 <andy> do something about it Exo cunt
48:04 <beehhh> what is there to suck?
48:09 <andy> come outside
48:10 <Exo> Little pussy bitchh have a sook
48:11 <andy> show ur face
48:18 <andy> ur the fucking gimp cunt loser
48:20 <andy> with ur bans
48:21 <Exo> your tears are sweet
48:22 <andy> and ur shit chan
48:22 <steven_> hahahhaaahah
48:24 <Exo> AHHAHAHAH
48:27 <andy> #nerdhacks
48:30 <andy> taking over faggot
48:32 <Exo> Fk ur get mad easy pussy
48:35 <andy> u in every chan u can cunt
48:40 <beehhh> steven_ if you were a woman i'd marry ya
48:43 <andy> even in sex chan
48:45 <steven_> thanks beehhh
48:48 <andy> like a true despo loser pedo cunt u are
48:52 <steven_> im a much loved person
48:53 <beehhh> my pleasure
48:54 <steven_> in real life
48:57 <andy> come out exo
48:58 <steven_> and on the web
49:00 <Exo> Aaahahahahhaha
49:01 <pebbles> SHTEVEN
49:05 <pebbles> U FUCKED UR DAD REMEMBER
49:08 <steven_> exo is my bae
49:10 * Exo wipes andys tears
49:11 <steven_> we brothers
49:13 <andy> exo is a fucking loser
49:20 <andy> u lost the plot steven_
49:25 <andy> u and all these gay cunts
49:26 <Exo> Brothers 4 life
49:34 <Exo> Are u jelly
49:37 <beehhh> calm down, passes some lube
49:38 <steven_> we blood brothers
49:57 <andy> how is glenn pedo faggot?
50:00 <andy> and exo pedo faggot?
50:05 <beehhh> norel keep asking me to hug her time to time
50:12 <beehhh> so i did
50:15 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: Norell will die alone
50:15 * Exo rubs his cock on andys lips
50:24 <andy> u would despo cunt
50:31 <andy> u in sydney Exo?
50:35 <beehhh> no she aint, im going to get my aunt house and buy another one at borneo
50:35 <Exo> Absolutely u would
50:40 <andy> i remember u saying u were fromn sydney
50:42 <steven_> #sydney is alright
50:46 <andy> and a major weed dealer
51:03 <steven_> #melbourne is a bit fucked up
51:04 <andy> come meet up
51:08 <andy> sydney is shit steven_
51:10 <andy> and ur a pussy
51:16 <steven_> why am i a pussy
51:18 <beehhh> https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/93/c2/37/mulu-marriott-resort.jpg
51:18 <andy> kissing Exo infront of us here
51:23 <andy> but ut alk shit behind his bac to me
51:24 <steven_> kissing exo for what?
51:26 <andy> ana bout his shit room
51:27 <Exo> Andy clearly wants the D
51:33 <andy> u fucking lost it man
51:35 <steven_> hahahahaa
51:41 <steven_> why would i be kissing ass?
51:42 <andy> all u cunts are fried
51:51 <andy> dead set u tollerate all the losers u are the losers
51:59 <andy> there is no real cunts left here
52:03 <steven_> hahahaaha
52:06 <andy> its all just faggoty fuckheads
52:10 * Exo deeptroats andy
52:11 <steven_> im as real as it gets babe
52:20 <steven_> im the realist
52:26 <Skirmish> steven_ is alpha as fuck.
52:27 Quit: wsz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:29 <andy> nah ur very much accepting of these gay cunts
52:38 <steven_> andy
52:47 <steven_> when i see it
52:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Skirmish
52:54 <beehhh> your not dating him before me Skirmish
52:55 <andy> u would love pollocks cock if u could
52:57 <Exo> Andy do u listen to the village people
52:59 <andy> he will be back here
53:02 <steven_> haha
53:07 <andy> with ops and all bum chums again
53:07 <pebbles> im gonna keep on bumjackin uuuuuu
53:12 <steven_> he can have ops
53:13 <pebbles> cuz its the only thing i wanna dooooo
53:15 <andy> give the o line back to the faggot
53:16 <steven_> who cares?
53:19 <andy> keep him from crying
53:26 <steven_> he doesnt have oline
53:33 <beehhh> is hearing beegees
53:33 <Exo> Andy and pebbles gone for a bumjack
53:40 <andy> Exo come meet me
53:43 <andy> come meet up
53:48 <andy> sell some weed like u recon u have
53:54 <Skirmish> lol 'Cum at me bro!'
54:01 <steven_> even pollock can have @
54:03 <andy> Skirmish Exo can be ur first bust
54:10 <steven_> if he comes on his real nickname
54:11 <andy> he says he major weed dealer
54:11 <Exo> Andy likes to meet up with men for a bumjack
54:15 <steven_> and talks like a normal person
54:21 <steven_> not behind a 'proxy'
54:35 <andy> go to nerdhacks server get pollock on here
54:46 <beehhh> flip it out boys show it to me
54:51 <Skirmish> I have no jurisdiction over Exo selling weed. Can't do nothin.
54:57 <steven_> he is on nerdhacks
54:58 <andy> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
55:01 <steven_> as the nickname 'gendo'
55:02 <andy> ur not a fucking cop Skirmish
55:05 <andy> u cant do anything
55:14 <Skirmish> Exactly. I am not a cop. I have never claimed to be one.
55:14 <andy> lol gendo
55:16 <steven_> gendo is [email protected] * Youtube Motorola
55:16 <steven_> gendo on #nerdhacks
55:16 <steven_> gendo using saturn.nerdhacks.net [US] still a planet!
55:16 <steven_> gendo is using a Secure Connection
55:16 <steven_> gendo End of /WHOIS list.
55:26 <beehhh> cops need loving too
55:28 Join: romeo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*sdss@*.tpgi.com.au
55:39 Quit: circle ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:19 Quit: romeo ([email protected]) Quit:
58:07 <andy> <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/MISC/LOLJEZ_zpsai4xqrnz.jpg LOL
58:07 <andy> <andy> whats ur point?
58:08 <andy> Skirmish
58:08 Join: circle ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:10 <andy> talk in main
58:16 <andy> dont Pm me some collage pic u make up
58:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o circle
58:25 <andy> i dont care man go for ur life
58:47 <Skirmish> lol whoever came up with that is very creative.
58:58 <andy> very creative?
59:05 <Skirmish> I would even go as far as to say 'artistically gifted'.
59:08 <andy> what cutting out my head and putting it on an orange background?
59:28 <Skirmish> Is that your head? LOL A lot has now become very clear about you.
59:38 <andy> why pm me it then?
59:45 <Skirmish> I did no such thing.
59:47 <andy> you know its me dickhead
59:53 <andy> <Skirmish> http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/MISC/LOLJEZ_zpsai4xqrnz.jpg LOL
59:53 <andy> <andy> whats ur point?
59:56 <andy> have the guts
00:00 <andy> dont be a pussy
00:18 <beehhh> is that you andy
00:20 <Skirmish> <andy> i met joel and he let me give him a wristy.
00:27 <beehhh> babyboy
00:33 <andy> ahhh right heere we go
00:34 <steven_> gimme invite !
00:35 <andy> more of this bullshit
00:44 <beehhh> ban babygirl
00:46 <andy> its ur fucking account dumb cunt
01:04 <steven_> ?
01:20 <Skirmish> That's not my photobucket account.
01:30 <beehhh> watch your bum lol
01:36 <andy> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:52 <Skirmish> Ask anyone that I have ever linked pics to. That isn't my account.
02:24 <andy> LOL ok
02:45 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/AsqugBs.gif
03:05 <andy> http://imgur.com/NpEsGfh
03:07 <andy> http://imgur.com/NpEsGfh
03:08 <andy> http://imgur.com/NpEsGfh
03:09 <andy> http://imgur.com/NpEsGfh
03:10 Quit: andy ([email protected]) Z-Lined
04:06 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/AsqugBs.gif
04:09 <Skirmish> He's going to come back with a bit of a temper.
05:32 <beehhh> i think hes going to bed for his evening nap
06:29 <TokenDaRing> It's 4pm
06:36 <TokenDaRing> No one really naps here beehhh
06:40 <TokenDaRing> Unless you're 60 or something
07:13 <steven_> hahah
07:20 <steven_> he has a window open with me :}
07:47 <Skirmish> You promising him that you will tell everyone to be nicer to him? lol
07:59 <beehhh> evening nap will help cure azheimer's
08:11 Join: GlennPedo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:18 <beehhh> not everyone drink 1kilo of coffee like you do everyday TokenDaRing
08:26 <TokenDaRing> I don't drink a kilo
08:33 <TokenDaRing> I drink about 2 litres of cold brew
08:35 <TokenDaRing> Black, no sugar
09:04 <beehhh> i like my latte
09:09 <Skirmish> You stupid paki beehhh. People don't measure liquid as kilos.
09:29 <GlennPedo> he's talking about coffee u dumb cunt
09:32 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:33 <GlennPedo> weight
09:36 <GlennPedo> u fucking idiot Skirmish
09:40 <pebbles> sharni
09:42 <beehhh> yes exactly
09:42 <GlennPedo> Exo faggot
09:45 <GlennPedo> its a glenn pedo
09:49 <pebbles> get those fat mother fucking tits out slut face
09:54 <beehhh> Skirmish is a dumb as dumber
09:55 <Sharni> Shush
09:59 <Skirmish> How do you drink coffee beans? He is talking about liquid.
10:10 <pebbles> penis beans
10:14 <Sharni> !gamble
10:14 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 238   CHERRY   WEED   BLUEBERRY  ::: Sharni Lost
10:20 <pebbles> !gamble
10:20 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 239   JENSARSEHOLE   CHERRY   APPLE  ::: pebbles Lost
10:27 <beehhh> dont name too many brands
10:43 <beehhh> cheaper is good n better
10:43 <GlennPedo> he's talking about coffee u retard
10:44 <GlennPedo> by weight
10:46 <Skirmish> !gamble
10:46 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 240   ORANGE   BLUEBERRY   PLUM  ::: Skirmish Lost
10:51 <GlennPedo> fucking how dumb are u fuck
11:11 <pebbles> sharni sexually abuses her children
11:26 <Sharni> Yea with kisses and cuddles :)
11:35 <pebbles> hehehe
11:36 <Skirmish> Who the hell says 'Oh man you drank heaps of coffee today, must have been like a kilo!'.
11:36 <pebbles> :))))
12:00 <GlennPedo> how you make coffee retard?
12:01 <Skirmish> Nobody. You're a dickhead Jez. Just calm down and stop being so angry.
12:08 <beehhh> Skirmish goes to a pharmecy and mistakenly shoves a multivitamin into his jocks by fooling the shop attandent
12:21 <GlennPedo> skirmish u make coffee from orange juice do u?
12:21 <GlennPedo> no
12:24 <Skirmish> Thanks for the reminder beehhh.
12:32 <GlennPedo> u buy instant or beans
12:34 <GlennPedo> and they weight
12:34 <GlennPedo> fuckwit
12:37 <beehhh> kotara ya did it right
12:43 <GlennPedo> pleanty of ppl say it
12:48 <Sharni> He makes coffee beans from the residue in his bong water
12:49 <Skirmish> brb going to the shops to get a few kilos of milk and softdrink.
13:01 <GlennPedo> <Skirmish> brb going to the shops to get a few kilos of milk and softdrink. < that would just be stupid
13:11 <GlennPedo> as they arnt by weight of kilos dickhead
13:17 <GlennPedo> u just wanna argue with everyone
13:21 <Skirmish> As stupid as suggesting that someone that drinks a lot of coffee, drank a kilo of it.
13:24 <GlennPedo> just accept ur a loser cunt
13:27 <GlennPedo> nobody here likes ya
13:31 <GlennPedo> ur a fucking annoying faggot fuck
13:37 <pebbles> lolz
13:42 <GlennPedo> u just here to stir shit up
13:44 <GlennPedo> be a wanker
13:44 <pebbles> give him a royal bumjack
13:47 <beehhh> once I boiled grass and drank as it was some kind of minestrone
13:48 <GlennPedo> because #melb chan is dead
13:53 <Sharni> Lol
13:53 <Skirmish> ROFL 'nobody here likes ya'. Well, I'd best just go hang myself then. My world is ruined.
14:00 <GlennPedo> just fuck off u sad cunt
14:06 <GlennPedo> let me guess ur at work again?
14:09 <GlennPedo> working hard on irc
14:12 <Skirmish> No. At home tonight.
14:17 <beehhh> when i was an asshailan seeker at straya
14:18 <Sharni> Lol
14:24 <Sharni> !gamble
14:24 <nerdhacks> Jackpot: 241   PLUM   PLUM   CHERRY  ::: Sharni Lost
14:30 <Lumeah2> Hehehe.. Afternoon boys. :)
14:40 <pebbles> shit lickers delight
14:43 <Sharni> Afternoon
14:45 <Skirmish> Afternoon Hagrid.
15:17 <TokenDaRing> Hi Lumeah2
15:20 <pebbles> LUMIES
15:22 <pebbles> GET EM OUT
15:22 <TokenDaRing> Have you spoken to Tisk lately?
15:29 <pebbles> THOSE FAT FUCKEN TITS
16:19 <GlennPedo> Skirmish why u making fun of Lumeah2 for when ur pig walrus is basically the same
16:19 <Lumeah2> Hey babe.. U strip now.. I wanna perve. Dun care what size.
16:20 <GlennPedo> LOL
16:23 <Sharni> pebbles are you ok today
16:25 <GlennPedo> and u married to it
16:35 <GlennPedo> come on irc to get away from ur walrus
16:41 <GlennPedo> u dont get no anal sex from the pig
16:42 <pebbles> yea
16:47 <pebbles> sharni tits
16:49 <Sharni> That's good
16:57 <Sharni> Pebbles pin dick
16:58 <Lumeah2> Cuz... He didn't get none.
17:05 <pebbles> no nooooooooo
17:08 <beehhh> Once I shat my pants on a bus due to the diarrhea of containtment drinking water recently
17:13 <Sharni> Ah has
17:14 <Skirmish> My wife looks nothing like Lumeah2. Stop reaching so desperately Jerome.
17:17 <Sharni> Haaa*
17:20 <GlennPedo> hahahahahahahah
17:25 <GlennPedo> she worse than Lumeah2
17:27 <GlennPedo> Lumeah2 hotter
17:31 <GlennPedo> u angry over ur wife
17:33 <GlennPedo> despo
17:35 <GlennPedo> u meet quick
17:37 <GlennPedo> online
17:40 <Sharni> Lololol
17:43 <GlennPedo> not long before you pedoing katatonic_kate
17:43 <beehhh> why gay people are banned from telling jokes?
17:47 <Sharni> Guys guys calm down
17:49 <Skirmish> wow that says a lot about your taste if you think that GlennPedo. Especially since you've never seen my wife.
17:50 <Lumeah2> Ta bro.
17:52 <GlennPedo> she was going to leave steven over u
17:53 <Sharni> Make love
17:55 <GlennPedo> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:57 <GlennPedo> ive seen her
17:58 <Sharni> Notttt fight
18:02 <GlennPedo> i seen the pic of the walrus
18:09 <beehhh> Sharni ya not fucking him infront of me
18:16 <Sharni> Lol what
18:23 <beehhh> nothing just some flashback
18:28 <Sharni> Wtf....
18:30 <pebbles> kiss me
18:37 <Skirmish> I was chatting to kate about your conspiracy theories today. Many lols were had Jerome.
18:38 <GlennPedo> her pussy is ready
18:38 <pebbles> beneath the milky twilight
18:38 <Sharni> beehhh you till taking your meds yeah?
18:48 <GlennPedo> lol conpsiracy theories?
18:52 <GlennPedo> on what?
19:00 <beehhh> i quit my medications years back
19:01 <Skirmish> The ones about her leaving her husband etc.
19:02 <GlennPedo> you going to tell me now the pics i posted of her are fake?
19:04 <GlennPedo> hahahahaha
19:08 <GlennPedo> fake now?
19:13 <GlennPedo> ahh good thing i saved all those logs
19:14 <GlennPedo> ;)
19:18 <GlennPedo> i knew one day they would come handy
19:19 <Skirmish> No I never said they were fake. You stalked them off her facebook.
19:23 <Lumeah2> Aren't u going to the shops?
19:26 <GlennPedo> stalked them off her facebook?
19:27 <GlennPedo> wrong
19:33 <GlennPedo> mayo gave them to me
19:42 <Skirmish> One of you stalked them off her facebook.
19:47 <GlennPedo> hahahahahah
19:52 <Skirmish> Very Pollock of you.
19:53 <GlennPedo> so it was one of us apparently now?
19:54 <GlennPedo> lol
20:04 <Sharni> Your all stalkers
20:15 <GlennPedo> you need to learn what stalking means
20:17 <GlennPedo> you too Sharni
20:24 <GlennPedo> you guys need pocket dictionary handy
20:26 <Sharni> Shush
20:26 <GlennPedo> websters
20:34 <Sharni> Google.com
20:36 <Skirmish> You're a stalker Jez. You think having pictures of people = power over them.
20:44 <GlennPedo> no i dont lol
20:44 <Sharni> Lol
20:50 <Skirmish> It's why seeing pics of you here makes me laugh so much.
20:57 <beehhh> bangladesh is more crazier than i expected
20:58 <GlennPedo> really hwy is that?
21:01 Quit: pebbles ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
21:05 <GlennPedo> how am i stalker Skirmish?
21:12 <GlennPedo> u behave in worse ways
21:13 <Skirmish> Because it is what you think you have over other people, coming back on you.
21:15 <GlennPedo> the troubles you go to
21:19 <GlennPedo> lolllllllllll
21:22 <GlennPedo> coming back on me?
21:26 <GlennPedo> i posted those pics of myself dickhead
21:28 <beehhh> only gay people makes me happy
21:40 <GlennPedo> why would i care some losers cut the pic up
21:41 <GlennPedo> ?
21:44 <Skirmish> It's very amusing to see. Especially since you are so passionate about trying to assert yourself as a 'someone' when you're really a nobody.
21:49 <GlennPedo> lol ok
21:56 <GlennPedo> come meet me see what happens to u Skirmish
22:06 <Skirmish> lol come at me bro.
22:08 <GlennPedo> i serioulsy invite u
22:14 <beehhh> bitch got ten thousand likes
22:22 <GlennPedo> not 1 person in history of this place has ever had guts to bring it
22:23 <Skirmish> I AM SO ANGRY I DEMAND WE MEET IRL. I'M HUGE BRO!
22:32 <GlennPedo> i would fuck u up Skirmish thats 1 thing
22:35 <GlennPedo> and im half ur size
22:38 <Skirmish> You're a nobody, that is why nobody has bothered.
22:38 <GlennPedo> so come
22:40 <Lumeah2> Ohhhhh
22:40 <GlennPedo> or shut the fuck up
22:46 <Lumeah2> Scarey.
22:50 <GlennPedo> nobody has bothered because ur all shit talkers on here
22:57 <GlennPedo> too pussy to do anything
23:00 <GlennPedo> just tap away on a pc
23:05 <beehhh> bitch going overseas to hunt for fucks
23:08 <GlennPedo> i know that steven_ would meet ppl
23:12 <GlennPedo> thats about it on here
23:16 <Skirmish> lol what are you doing exactly Pollock? I mean Jerome?
23:29 <GlennPedo> Skirmish come
23:43 <Skirmish> :)
24:06 <GlennPedo> mr water police
24:10 <GlennPedo> water rats fatty loser
24:14 <GlennPedo> nothing to do
24:15 <GlennPedo> no life
24:16 <GlennPedo> nothing
24:19 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_GFzFqyaRc
24:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: nerd alert (Sep 4, 2010) Length: 0:02 - Category: Entertainment - 189,714 views - 318 likes (94.9%), dislikes (5.1%)
25:14 <GlennPedo> Skirmish stop being a pussy ass loser on irc at work and bring it
25:16 <Skirmish> Jeza is triggered.
25:25 <GlennPedo> u recon ur some sick cunt come show me how much u are
25:39 <GlennPedo> mr cop mr security guard
25:41 <GlennPedo> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
25:48 <GlennPedo> even screws could fuck u up Skirmish
26:06 <GlennPedo> the jew will even take ya lol
26:14 <beehhh> the embassy ladies keep denying my aust visa
26:32 <beehhh> last i tried 4.5 years ago
26:58 <Skirmish> I have way too much to lose in meeting you Jerome. Because on the off chance you did want to have a go I would hurt you, of that there is no doubt. You would then run to the police and I would have to spend valuable time explaining how you got what was coming to you. So therefore, seeing all this in my future, it does not create a desire to waste my time with you when I can entertain myself
26:58 <Skirmish> with your rage typing here instead and not have my time wasted by a sook.
27:00 <beehhh> got rejected the 5th time
27:14 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Quit: https://youtu.be/5Z23CzSONiU http://imgur.com/ccuw0DC
27:29 <GlennPedo> hahahahahahahahahah
27:31 <GlennPedo> cry the cops
27:37 <GlennPedo> u really have no idea
27:41 <GlennPedo> u would do nothing
27:49 <GlennPedo> ur excuse is as weak as darrens was to pollock
27:54 <GlennPedo> and vice versa
28:11 <GlennPedo> typical faggot response
28:14 <Skirmish> Call it what you wish. That is the reality of the situation.
28:19 <GlennPedo> no its u being a bitch
28:22 <GlennPedo> ur 10 years my age
28:25 <GlennPedo> and u still pussy out
28:27 <GlennPedo> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:27 <Skirmish> Of course it gives you a platform to talk yourself up big. Go for it.
28:32 <GlennPedo> Skirmish i could fuck u beyond repair
28:34 <GlennPedo> and i would
28:52 <Lumeah2> Please do
29:00 <GlennPedo> im one of the most connected ppl in sydney i would see that not only urself but ur whole families life was fucking destroyed
29:02 <GlennPedo> u are a pussy
29:04 <GlennPedo> nobody
29:08 <GlennPedo> and ur gutless and scared
29:16 <Skirmish> I do not believe that at all. After having your pictures shown to me today I am confident that you would not present a problem at all unless you had a firearm or weapon that gave you range on me.
29:19 <GlennPedo> just like u cant find drugs in brisbane waters u wont meet a cunt 10 years ur age
29:21 <GlennPedo> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:29 <GlennPedo> pussy
29:30 <GlennPedo> weak cunt
29:33 <GlennPedo> Skirmish the faggot
29:41 <Skirmish> [5:29pm] <GlennPedo> im one of the most connected ppl in sydney <------ IRC Underbelly right here.
29:45 <GlennPedo> uve seen my pictures for ages
29:49 <GlennPedo> dont pretend u only shown today
29:53 <GlennPedo> and who showed them to u?
29:55 <GlennPedo> ohh i wonder
29:57 <GlennPedo> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
30:18 <Skirmish> They are in this channel. If they want you to know who linked them to me they can speak up.
30:26 <GlennPedo> they are pussies
30:29 <GlennPedo> thats why they dont
30:31 <Skirmish> I will narrow it down for you. They don't have @ at the moment.
30:39 <GlennPedo> yes i know who it was
30:45 <nate> i just had a chocolate milk wow so much sugar :D
30:48 <GlennPedo> Blitzkrieg or steven_
30:56 <Skirmish> nate: Did you drink a kilo of it?
31:01 <GlennPedo> both pussies
31:10 <nate> i have a 2 litre but just a few mouth fulls
31:27 <GlennPedo> steven_ is cool but he too pussy at the core of it all
31:29 <nate> havnt had one in years;l
31:31 <GlennPedo> thats why he accepts the losers
31:34 <Skirmish> Weren't you just singing steven_'s praise that he would come out and meet up with people? Now you think he's a pussy? You turn on people quick. You have a mental illness mate.
31:43 <GlennPedo> read what i said dickhead
31:51 <GlennPedo> steven_ would meet ppl
31:54 <Skirmish> Mental. Illness.
31:56 <GlennPedo> doesnt mean he isnt a pussy with this shit
32:01 <GlennPedo> u gotta learn Skirmish
32:08 <GlennPedo> u dont know the street talk thats why u not a cop
32:14 <GlennPedo> and no arresting drug dealers in summer bay
32:25 <Skirmish> You should start logging in with the nick 'Most_Connected_Guy_In_Sydney
32:35 <GlennPedo> maybe i will
32:39 <GlennPedo> keep u happy pussy
32:41 <GlennPedo> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
32:45 <GlennPedo> Skirmish the pussy
32:48 <Skirmish> So what happened to the guys that drew a dick on the side of your head at a party? They all dead? Use your connections?
32:58 <GlennPedo> they my mates actually lol
33:04 <Skirmish> Great mates.
33:05 <GlennPedo> going up to see them soon
33:12 <GlennPedo> whats not fun?
33:18 <GlennPedo> its not a dick either lol
33:21 <GlennPedo> they coloured my face in
33:25 <GlennPedo> u want that pic?
33:25 <Lumeah2> Did me a favour
33:34 <Skirmish> Seen it already.
33:36 <GlennPedo> bit of fun after a night on the drink
33:39 <GlennPedo> big deal lol
33:44 <GlennPedo> we had abit of heroin too
33:46 <Skirmish> Why would I want it?
33:50 <GlennPedo> and afew pingers
33:51 <GlennPedo> was good
33:59 <Skirmish> I don't have files on people like you, pollock and mayo do.
34:05 <GlennPedo> hahahahahahah
34:15 <GlennPedo> both myself and mayo dont have files
34:15 Join: Therm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
34:15 <GlennPedo> LOL
34:19 <GlennPedo> but its funny u think so
34:19 <Skirmish> Sure.
34:23 <GlennPedo> we upload the shit
34:25 <GlennPedo> its out there
34:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Therm
34:29 <GlennPedo> we dont care enough
34:35 <GlennPedo> seriously u put us in too much praise
34:38 <Skirmish> Mayo was linking my pic for years that he had kept. I know he keeps files.
34:40 <GlennPedo> we really dont care
34:45 <GlennPedo> he doesnt lol
34:53 <steven_> ahaaahahah
34:59 <steven_> i bet my file is the biggest
35:01 <GlennPedo> its just abit of fun to us we really do not give enough
35:04 <nate> plivy change ya nick to less pedo thanks :D
35:12 <GlennPedo> its good we get blamed for alot of the shit on here
35:14 <GlennPedo> funny stuff
35:29 <nate> something like ilovenate will do
35:39 Nick: GlennPedo is now known as ilovenate
35:44 <Skirmish> You don't get blamed for anything.
35:47 <nate> ohh yes oHHH yes:L
35:49 <ilovenate> Skirmish u never been drinking hard with ur friends and done stupid stuff?
35:51 <ilovenate> obviously not
35:59 <ilovenate> would require u to have some freinds in the first place
36:01 <ilovenate> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:05 <Skirmish> Sure I have. None of my friends has disrespected me though.
36:06 <ilovenate> mr techno trance god
36:06 * Therm skulls his drinks
36:11 <Skirmish> Because ... they are friends.
36:13 <ilovenate> yet never been to a rave
36:17 <ilovenate> or on pills
36:19 <ilovenate> yet is expert
36:23 <ilovenate> at electronic dance music
36:26 <ilovenate> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
36:28 <nate> Therm hitting the pub tonight?
36:29 <Skirmish> Where did you get this idea I was a techno trance god?
36:46 <ilovenate> lol Skirmish the plastic man
36:47 <Therm> nar just jaming out on here for a bit
36:47 <ilovenate> no fun
36:50 <ilovenate> just irc at work
36:55 <ilovenate> and boring pig wife
36:59 <ilovenate> no fun with wife
37:11 <ilovenate> just some tomato soup and pussy infront of tv
37:15 <Skirmish> Must have hit the end of the Jerome tape and been taken back to the start. Started all over again.
37:17 <ilovenate> come home play playstation
37:19 <ilovenate> and irc
37:23 <ilovenate> instead of wife and drugs
37:26 <ilovenate> big sex session
37:29 <ilovenate> only fuck with condom
37:34 <ilovenate> in pig pussy
37:40 <ilovenate> no anal allowed
37:43 <ilovenate> no 3sums
37:44 <Therm> bang seven gram rocks with charlie sheen
37:45 <ilovenate> just pig pussy
38:38 <Therm> lol @ big pussy
38:38 <Skirmish> I'm the most connected person in Newcastle mate. You'd best calm down otherwise I will destroy your cats life.
39:34 <slinky_J> woo woo lawyer called, said everything will be sweet, just a formality
39:35 <slinky_J> BAM!
39:54 <slinky_J> oh Skirmish, the neighbour that put me in this court situation is a true houso.
40:16 <Skirmish> How so?
40:20 <Skirmish> Define it for me.
40:51 <slinky_J> weed 24/7, stole liqour from Dan Murphys every week, spoke pure bogan
41:05 <Skirmish> Is this the pedo guy?
41:06 <slinky_J> wore a worn out cap all the time, worn out trackies and such
41:08 <slinky_J> yeah
41:17 <ilovenate> hahahahahahaha
41:18 <ilovenate> newcastle
41:19 <Skirmish> Classy area you live in.
41:24 <slinky_J> reffered to women as "Chickie babes!"
41:26 <ilovenate> well no
41:27 <ilovenate> u arnt
41:28 <slinky_J> nah it's not the area
41:33 <ilovenate> but i do know a lot of ppl up in newcastle too
41:41 <slinky_J> it's just that he had the oppertunity to move in to that place is all
41:48 <steven_> hahahahahahahah
41:50 <Skirmish> ilovenate: Of course you do. Underbelly is your life story after all.
41:51 <slinky_J> this area is nice
41:53 <steven_> i wore emmas pink socks to work
41:57 <steven_> they are ankle socks
41:58 <Lumeah2> Hi s slinky_J hun
41:59 <ilovenate> cunts that would rob ya house Skirmish and fuck u up and even bash ur own son
42:02 * Therm opens another drink
42:02 <slinky_J> ey you
42:04 <slinky_J> how r u
42:13 <Lumeah2> Hi nate hunny
42:13 <steven_> also my pink bonds jocks
42:14 <steven_> lololol
42:18 <slinky_J> lol
42:21 <steven_> as emma just pointed out
42:30 <slinky_J> nothin wrong with pink as long as it turns on your mrs
42:32 <slinky_J> or your penis
43:06 <Skirmish> I don't think you realise just how much people are seeing you for what you really are right now jerome. Bag of hot air and threats.
43:13 <slinky_J> oh Skirmish, he was planning to rob the bank up the road
43:21 <ilovenate> Skirmish come meet up then
43:25 <ilovenate> see what i do
43:32 <slinky_J> at night, to break the first and second glass doors and steal blue bags he believed contained money
43:33 <ilovenate> but it wont ever happen because ur pussy
43:35 <ilovenate> scared of me
43:36 <slinky_J> hah
43:37 <ilovenate> :(
43:40 <ilovenate> pussy ass Skirmish
43:47 <Lumeah2> No that's how we see u skirmish.
43:52 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Sounds like a criminal genius robbing Dan Murphy daily. jerome probably knew him. Contacts everywhere. Even G.I.Joe is scared of Jerome.
44:01 <Lumeah2> Aren't u going to the shops...
44:05 <ilovenate> i steal from dan murphys all the time
44:07 <Lumeah2> ? Or did u d
44:10 <slinky_J> LOL!
44:16 <ilovenate> sounds like a lot of ppl i know yes Skirmish
44:18 <ilovenate> ur right there
44:18 <slinky_J> Oh yes, he is some genius!
44:24 <Lumeah2> Forget your life off irc?
44:27 <Skirmish> Lumeah2: I don't threaten anyone, so how is that exactly you potato?
44:43 <ilovenate> even my gf steals from dan murphys LOLLLLLLLLLL
44:46 <Lumeah2> Insulting me huh?
44:50 <Lumeah2> Nice...
44:52 <ilovenate> Lumeah2 pay no attention to him
44:53 <ilovenate> he's loser
44:58 <ilovenate> unhappy he couldnt have ur pussy
44:59 <Skirmish> I would explain sarcasm to you Liz, but it would be too difficult to break it down into small enough words for you.
45:03 <ilovenate> so he had to settle for walrus pig
45:10 <ilovenate> or katatonic_kate which rejected him
45:15 <ilovenate> went back for LEE MODY
45:28 <Skirmish> You know Lee isn't her husbands name right?
46:27 <slinky_J> why steal?
46:41 <steven_> [03:54] <BABYGIRL> i know all the abuse about me comes from nerdhacks
46:43 <steven_> hahahaha
47:35 <ilovenate> Skirmish i know that dumb cunt
47:37 <nate> doubt ive ever seen a convo about babygirl
47:43 <nate> trump does love her tho :D
47:52 <Skirmish> If you know that, then who is Lee Mody?
47:55 <ilovenate> LEE MODY
47:59 <ilovenate> LEE MODY
48:07 <nate> if u dont have a PICture u cannot DRaw a Cummy Dick on it
48:25 <nate> 4 babygirl
48:27 <nate> :P
49:22 <Skirmish> You know the only difference I can see between you and Pollock at the moment Jerome? He is threatening court cases. That is about it. All other behavioural types are the same. Stalker. Thinks having pics of people is power. Thinks knowing real names is power. You've become Pollock Jnr.
50:04 <ilovenate> im above pollock in every way
50:06 <ilovenate> lolllllllllllll
50:12 <ilovenate> pollock wishes he was me
50:15 <Skirmish> Only you think so.
50:23 <ilovenate> i dont care enough for irc to bother with such extremities as him
50:26 <ilovenate> none of us here do
50:33 <ilovenate> if anyone is a lot like pollock its u Skirmish
50:43 <ilovenate> because u simply cannot let shit go and cannot shut the fuck up
50:48 <ilovenate> everytime u come here ur starting on someone
50:53 <ilovenate> about some bullshit
50:59 <Skirmish> This decision that you are identical to pollock is a peer reviewed statement. It is agreed that it has truth in the statement.
51:05 <ilovenate> not 1 of us here like ya Skirmish
51:08 <ilovenate> we all think ur a gay cunt
51:14 <ilovenate> as i said this isnt #melbourne chat
51:21 <ilovenate> stay in there and pedo away there but u cant its dead now
51:30 <ilovenate> and nobody give a shit to argue back with u anymore
51:37 <slinky_J> i dont think any of that
51:43 <slinky_J> keep me out of it
51:47 <nate> lolol
51:48 <ilovenate> peer reviewed statement by afew losers that i dont care about
52:01 <ilovenate> only u do Skirmish
52:03 <ilovenate> thats why u here
52:09 <Skirmish> You had best get your contacts onto those guys and ruin their whole family tree mang.
52:09 <ilovenate> and why u licking some pussy juice
52:20 <ilovenate> why would i
52:26 <ilovenate> i said i would fuck u up Skirmish if u ever met me
52:27 <ilovenate> and u wont
52:31 <ilovenate> because ur a pussy
52:34 <ilovenate> big man on keyboard
52:36 <ilovenate> pussy outside
52:42 <ilovenate> u do nothing
52:46 <nate> YEAAH!
52:48 <ilovenate> just wish u are big man cop
52:48 <nate> lololol
52:52 <nate> reminds me of a song
52:54 <ilovenate> ur no cop just fat fuck
53:00 <ilovenate> trolling at ur age
53:03 <ilovenate> being a loser
53:08 <ilovenate> u a fucking dad for fucks sake
53:09 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwKpbGZe5Y
53:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nine Inch Nails - Big Man With A Big Gun (Sep 12, 2009) Length: 1:36 - Category: Music - 130,872 views - 599 likes (99.2%), 5 dislikes (0.8%)
53:13 <ilovenate> u worrying about what retards on irc doing
53:17 <ilovenate> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
53:28 <ilovenate> getting lip sip sucked by kids 10 years ur age loser
53:31 * Skirmish gently soothes Jerome.
53:31 <ilovenate> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:38 <Skirmish> Calm down buddy. It's ok.
53:48 <ilovenate> Skirmish even screws could drop ya
54:04 <Skirmish> I believe that. I would drop to the ground laughing.
54:14 <ilovenate> yes response of retard
54:27 <ilovenate> Skirmish lip sip s uck
54:49 <Skirmish> Isn't that a drinking strategy for tequila?
55:26 <Skirmish> You tend not to make a lot of sense when you get angry. Like now.
57:32 <steven_> !top10
57:34 <nerdhacks> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: slinky_J (11224) Skirmish (9484) cherri_pie (8244) TokenDaRing (6825) steven_ (5800) mrwuf (5571) Swervin (4176) BlackDevil (4099) President_Trump (4066) Monsoon (3616)
57:56 <slinky_J> WOOOOOOOOOOO!
57:58 <slinky_J> winning!
59:00 <ilovenate> mmmm lip sip suck Skirmish
59:04 <ilovenate> cherrie_pie LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:14 <ilovenate> Skirmish (9484) cherri_pie (8244) < all raging
59:24 <ilovenate> mrwuf (5571) one night he did that
59:40 <Skirmish> If you used 1 nick all the time you would be double slinky_J.
00:05 <steven_> what did i tell people?
00:07 <steven_> ?????????
00:14 <ilovenate> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:28 <slinky_J> haha
00:32 <slinky_J> so true
00:36 <Skirmish> You have averaged 5 to 6 lines of text for every 1 of mine for the past hour.
00:43 <ilovenate> lolllllllllllllllllll
00:44 <ilovenate> s
00:44 <ilovenate> k
00:45 <ilovenate> i
00:46 <ilovenate> r
00:47 <ilovenate> m
00:48 <ilovenate> i
00:48 <ilovenate> s
00:49 <ilovenate> h
00:57 <slinky_J> I do this for irc
01:05 <slinky_J> THIS IS NERDHACKS!
01:09 <ilovenate> #nerdhacks
01:11 <ilovenate> taking over
02:03 <ilovenate> Skirmish
02:05 <ilovenate> lip sip suck
02:07 <ilovenate> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum yum
02:16 Quit: ilovenate ([email protected]) Quit:
05:24 <steven_> lol
06:38 <steven_> is he gone?
06:39 <steven_> http://pastebin.com/s1SntKwc
07:24 <nate> <BABYGIRL> nerdhacks was made to talk n abused about me
07:27 <nate> LOL
07:32 <nate> quite full of himself
07:33 <steven_> hahahahahaha
07:48 <steven_> how dumb are these people?
08:24 <Skirmish> <Swervin> I just went away from irc and to undernet because of certain people on here can't be nice <--- LOL
08:31 <steven_> haha
08:58 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:02 <President_Trump> loolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
09:25 <nate> hi trump
10:45 <President_Trump> hi nate pussy
14:07 <slinky_J> grrr when subs arent included with a film
14:12 <slinky_J> I dont speak german dangit
17:50 <Skirmish> [03:45] <BABYGIRL> screws has been trying to get me since January this yr to be his gf it aint gunna happen <-- LOL
18:02 <steven_> <President_Trump> <BABYGIRL> screws has been trying to get me since January this yr to be his gf it aint gunna happen
18:02 <steven_> <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
18:13 <slinky_J> actually more intense without subs
18:16 <slinky_J> hah! winnnnnerr meeeeee
18:23 <steven_> its funny
18:36 <steven_> now it is true
18:40 <steven_> we are talking about her
19:07 <steven_> 'this channel was made about her'
19:57 <TokenDaRing> ROFL Skirmish
19:59 <TokenDaRing> Wow
20:02 <TokenDaRing> screws is despo
20:39 <Skirmish> That's not new news but it will stitch him up if he logs on later tonight.
24:38 <President_Trump> !seen anotherirc3r
24:38 <nerdhacks> I last saw anotherirc3r ([email protected]) 4days 19hrs 26mins 34secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: EOF from client
24:48 <President_Trump> 4 days so 4 tinder dates
25:27 Join: Steven- ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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25:36 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:43 <nerdhacks> #Gamble   J  A  C  K  P  O  T  !!! President_Trump just won 295 points in channel #Gamble !
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26:49 <Lumeah2> Do u fucking blame her.
26:53 <thestig> BULLSHIT
27:16 <thestig> blame who?
27:59 <Lumeah2> Anotheric for not coming on
28:14 <nate> shes run out of fresh meat
28:23 <Skirmish> Why do you keep coming back Liz?
28:39 <Lumeah2> To make u hard baby
28:41 <Lumeah2> Lol
28:47 <thestig> wtf!
28:54 <Skirmish> Well that made me sick in my mouth a little.
29:06 <Lumeah2> Yeah? Food
29:08 <nate> Lumeah is a hottie she can do woteva she likes
29:20 <Lumeah2> Ta nate.
29:23 <Skirmish> In all seriousness Liz, I have seen your facebook, I have seen what you want and this isn't the place for you to find it.
29:38 <nate> lol seriousness :D
29:43 <Lumeah2> Hmm again with the assuming
29:46 <nate> o,O
29:53 <Lumeah2> Ya. Dun really know me.
30:10 <nate> Skirmish u got any gym songs matey
30:13 <Skirmish> Not assuming anything. You are an old and single woman that can feel her uterus drying up as each day passes.
30:14 <Lumeah2> So quit it.
30:59 <Skirmish> nate: I listen to a range of stuff what are you after?
31:08 <Lumeah2> I don't want kids... So your wrong again... We aren't playing this game again.
31:23 <nate> nu metal mostly
31:55 <Skirmish> Don't want/can't have unless you buy africans. Whatever. My point is that at least anotherirc3r is getting knobbed by coming to austnet. You're not even remotely close to getting knobbed.
31:58 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ie3v4AAyBo
32:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Punch Man -「AMV」- Indestructible HD (Nov 5, 2015) Length: 3:43 - Category: Film & Animation - 99,357 views - 321 likes (94.1%), 20 dislikes (5.9%)
32:09 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8LCUxBjNOc
32:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Punch Man AMV - Try 'n Hold Me Back (Nov 9, 2015) Length: 3:51 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,673,395 views - 23,303 likes (96%), 964 dislikes (4%)
32:23 <nate> i got 2 one punch man songs on;l
32:40 <thestig> lol
32:46 <thestig> one punch
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33:43 <nate> One Punch Man [AMV] - You're Going Down
33:47 <nate> three songs now ;L
33:48 <nate> lol
33:57 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/JfD6V8b1zco <--- Nate I listen to stuff like this and get heavier as I go. Slipknot, Drowning Pool, 5FDP, Stonesour etc.
34:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chevelle - Face to the Floor (Dec 23, 2011) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 5,294,505 views - 29,178 likes (98%), 586 dislikes (2%)
35:01 <thestig> my home gym got delivered today
35:16 <President_Trump> pic
35:24 <President_Trump> include a #nerdhacks sign
35:37 <thestig> i got to build it first
35:39 <fataznbaby> Will you need a welding torch
35:58 <thestig> nope
36:11 <nate> i got the red chevelle dats good
36:15 <thestig> should be all the spanners with it
36:27 <steven_> i got a song for ya
36:28 <steven_> Skirmish
36:36 <Skirmish> thestig: I am considering a rowing machine. I am allergic to cardio and need to try and make it as interesting as possible to tolerate it.
36:45 <Skirmish> What setup did you get Stig?
37:23 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
37:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drowning Pool - Bodies (Jun 21, 2010) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 27,872,511 views - 210,310 likes (97.4%), 5,643 dislikes (2.6%)
37:46 <President_Trump> why didnt you consult nate before getting this gym?
37:50 <Skirmish> That's old but great as a motivator song.
38:19 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co5n2RVbWM0
38:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drowning Pool - Step Up (Jun 26, 2010) Length: 3:22 - Category: Music - 4,086,671 views - 18,827 likes (96.9%), 607 dislikes (3.1%)
39:08 Quit: fataznbaby ([email protected]) Connection closed
39:50 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLk75fFXqH4 <---- Start of this film clip cracks me up.
39:55 <Skirmish> Slaps the bitch.
39:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Five Finger Death Punch - Under And Over It (Sep 13, 2011) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 24,875,827 views - 111,148 likes (96.3%), 4,217 dislikes (3.7%)
41:02 <Skirmish> The double kick in that 5FDP song. Orgasmic.
42:37 <nerdhacks> #Gamble   J  A  C  K  P  O  T  !!! President_Trump just won 722 points in channel #Gamble !
42:56 <President_Trump> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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46:09 <Lumeah2> Wouldn't know.
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46:38 <officeworks> :)
48:01 Quit: officeworks ([email protected]) EOF from client
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51:17 <slinky_J> dick
51:36 <thestig> skirmish ill link you when i get homw
51:41 <thestig> e
56:12 <Lumeah2> Penis
59:24 <nate> yum yum chocolate chip
00:02 <President_Trump> rat fucker, token enjoy
00:03 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaYgUnrUUAA9hYP.jpg
01:43 <TokenDaRing> Trump's gonna lose
01:45 <TokenDaRing> Hope this helps
05:22 <President_Trump> hope what helps
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05:26 <pebbles> mens smelly balls
05:29 <pebbles> testicles
05:30 <pebbles> asshole
05:31 <pebbles> underpants
05:56 <pebbles> Sharni
05:58 <pebbles> and her fat ttiz
06:06 <President_Trump> pebbles Sharni was askin bout u before
06:07 <pebbles> fat tits r out
06:12 <President_Trump> wanted u to lick nips
06:19 <pebbles> ooooo
06:21 <pebbles> was sheeee
06:26 <pebbles> i licks her nips
09:19 <pebbles> Sharni
09:24 <pebbles> u here babe
09:30 <pebbles> r we hooking ups
09:49 <pebbles> BlackDevil = bill cosby
10:49 <pebbles> gay doods are in abundance her
10:49 <pebbles> e
11:42 <pebbles> theres gay doods amongst me
12:28 <steven_> lol
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13:09 <AdeeL> lol
13:11 <AdeeL> who sent packets
13:12 <AdeeL> :@
13:39 <nate> ya mum!
13:47 * steven_ watches as AdeeL modem catches fire
14:09 <AdeeL> yeah
14:15 <AdeeL> who used !null my ipp
14:16 <AdeeL> :/
14:22 <AdeeL> 1op
14:24 <AdeeL> `op
14:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o AdeeL
14:26 <AdeeL> :/
14:45 <steven_> :P
14:51 <steven_> ur ip should be safe on here
15:40 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWjsVoDpm0
15:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Korn - Got The Life (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:07 - Category: Music - 23,193,374 views - likes (97.5%), 1,871 dislikes (2.5%)
16:21 <AdeeL> lol
21:27 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
21:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - Nookie (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 35,566,659 views - 98,392 likes (95.3%), 4,856 dislikes (4.7%)
23:54 * AdeeL brb
23:57 <AdeeL> shower time
24:00 <AdeeL> anyhot girl
24:03 <AdeeL> send her there :P
24:16 <AdeeL> President_Trump u will perform this job ?
24:17 <AdeeL> :D
24:24 <AdeeL> 500 bucks urz :D
24:31 <AdeeL> u must stay with me :p
24:51 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc
24:55 <steven_> he will give u jenspussy
24:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Korn - Freak On a Leash (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:26 - Category: Music - 41,945,608 views - likes (97.4%), 4,535 dislikes (2.6%)
26:50 <pebbles> steven_
26:52 <pebbles> shteve-o
26:56 <pebbles> hey son of mine
26:59 <pebbles> um for a bumjack
27:16 <steven_> im smoking killer hydros
27:20 <steven_> ;)
32:16 <slinky_J> ehehehe
32:22 <slinky_J> im smoking too much
32:35 <slinky_J> almost finished my third pot of teaaaaaaa
35:22 <pebbles> lolz
35:28 <pebbles> just had dinner
35:33 <pebbles> nom nomz
36:00 <slinky_J> ye im deleting movies b4 eatin fish
37:34 <pebbles> lolz fish
37:45 <pebbles> i had scrambled eggs
37:47 <pebbles> n toast
39:55 <slinky_J> nice
39:58 <slinky_J> i do haz eggs
40:02 <slinky_J> no bread tho on diet
40:30 <slinky_J> and no more alcohol
40:31 <slinky_J> :/
44:35 <slinky_J> community mission on bfront
45:22 <slinky_J> haha 3 million daily challenges need to be completed before feb 8th
53:43 <pebbles> what about mens stinky testicles
53:48 <pebbles> ??
54:50 <slinky_J> lmao
55:45 <pebbles> lolz :]]]
55:54 <pebbles> he he's
57:16 <pebbles> poo particles
58:53 <pebbles> i took my sleeping tablets
59:05 <slinky_J> so early
59:16 <slinky_J> sucks to be me I have to get sedatives from the GP now
59:16 <pebbles> yea
59:16 <slinky_J> ffs
59:31 <pebbles> dou have bumjacks with him
59:43 <slinky_J> woo 39 soon as i hit 40 i will get a new skin
59:46 <slinky_J> haha
59:50 <pebbles> ??
59:53 <slinky_J> well i have a private clinic up the road
59:53 <pebbles> i lvl 42
59:56 <slinky_J> no dedicated gp
00:16 <pebbles> wooooooo
00:16 <slinky_J> but ive asked my psych through his secretary if I can start on a pill for ocd
00:25 <slinky_J> you get an alien skin?
00:32 <pebbles> nup
00:33 <slinky_J> im gonna get the one u get at lvl 45
00:35 <pebbles> when can u get it
00:37 <slinky_J> spikey head
00:45 <slinky_J> at lvl 40 u can get 3 aliens
00:46 <slinky_J> :P
00:50 <pebbles> ooo
00:51 <slinky_J> and scout trooper
00:54 <slinky_J> i want that
00:55 <pebbles> i better get dem
01:07 <slinky_J> :P
01:13 <slinky_J> i just farted twice
01:19 <pebbles> let me sniff it
01:20 <pebbles> plzz
02:01 <pebbles> jon farts sperm
02:05 <slinky_J> haha
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02:44 <slinky_J> LOL i went to reload my blaster HAHAHA
11:13 <steven_> trump
11:18 <steven_> i would take a picture of dinner
11:20 <steven_> but its to good
11:23 <steven_> i need to eat it
11:25 <steven_> :}
13:02 <slinky_J> well time to poo
13:15 <slinky_J> I can pic it but it's the food my tum tum didnt want!
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18:54 <Sharni> !gamble
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30:42 <Lumeah2> Sup buggers
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35:08 <officeworks> :)
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41:55 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
42:01 <Blitzkrieg> Class 1 loser alert.
49:08 <nate> hiiiiiiiyas Blitzkrieg bae
51:06 * Blitzkrieg lixxxxxxxx nate 
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58:43 <slinky_J> oh man
58:46 <slinky_J> took a nice shit
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59:13 <hackt> hi Lumeah
59:19 <Lumeah> hi
59:22 <hackt> :)
59:27 <hackt> how was your day?
59:38 <Lumeah> good thx
59:41 <hackt> cool
59:46 <Lumeah> didn't get wet
59:51 <hackt> o i c
00:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
00:33 <Lumeah> how was your day?
00:52 <hackt> i went outside
00:58 <Lumeah> wow
01:02 <hackt> i know
01:04 <hackt> :?)
01:18 <Lumeah> congrats
01:51 <Skirmish> Lumeah, her balls are big and green. Lumeah, she drinks gasoline.
03:05 <Lumeah> im really thinking of ignoring you , never anyting you say is of any value
03:22 <Skirmish> Sounds great Liz. Tell me more.
03:50 <Blitzkrieg> I'm thinking Skirmish has a soft spot for Lumeah
04:04 <Blitzkrieg> You know, hurt the one you love etc?
04:32 <Lumeah> true.
04:40 <Lumeah> why stalk my facebook
04:41 <Skirmish> I'm thinking Blitzkrieg got syphilis off Jen and it's eating his brain.
05:08 <Blitzkrieg> I'm thinking I've hit a raw nerve here. ;)
05:15 <slinky_J> yuck
05:24 <Skirmish> Come on this isn't pre school you can't use such lame statements.
05:41 <hackt> life aint nothing but bitches and money
05:42 <slinky_J> I'm thinking my casual is in town and hope she comes around drunk later
05:47 <slinky_J> werd
05:57 <Skirmish> You know I looked at your facebook a million years ago Liz because I warned you that being friends with shads etc would allow others to find you.
06:03 <slinky_J> If I could suck my own dick I wonder if I would
06:10 <hackt> is LIZ good?
06:10 <slinky_J> :P
06:18 <Skirmish> Liz is a beast.
06:22 <slinky_J> shhh Skirmish I do not want to hear what you have to say about that
06:23 <slinky_J> ;)
06:37 <Skirmish> As in, wilder.
06:39 <slinky_J> so any guys up for sucking their own dicks, tell me about the experience? nate?
07:30 <slinky_J> pish, pollock would do it to be your friend.
07:54 <fataznbaby> I thought you liked pollock
08:00 <slinky_J> whut!
08:03 <slinky_J> ha ha
08:07 <slinky_J> why would you think that?
08:23 <fataznbaby> Ages ago
08:39 <slinky_J> I don't hate him or dislike him but I don't like him
09:08 <Skirmish> ROFL you don't dislike him, but you don't like him.
09:24 <Skirmish> You fucking peanut.
10:39 Quit: hackt ([email protected]) Quit: thankyou goodnight
11:20 <slinky_J> ?
11:31 <slinky_J> I dont have to like or dislike him
11:43 Quit: fataznbaby ([email protected]) Connection closed
11:43 <slinky_J> I feel nothing
14:41 <slinky_J> you dislike, hate him Skirmish?
14:52 <Skirmish> I don't care at all.
15:00 <slinky_J> there we go.
15:16 <Blitzkrieg> It's called being neutral lol
15:22 <slinky_J> apologize for offending the wonderful peanut!
15:26 <Skirmish> you contradicted yourself trying to be diplomatic slinky_J.
15:39 <Skirmish> Just in case he is watching.
16:29 <Lumeah> you can be really a petty school boy sometimes Skirmish
16:38 <slinky_J> my mistake
16:43 <slinky_J> but you know what I mean.
16:58 <Lumeah> wheres you wify anyway shouln't you be watching tv together or something married people do.
17:28 <TokenDaRing> If you're married, doesn't mean you're joined at the hip
17:42 <TokenDaRing> Besides, it's the Year of Our Luigi 2016, do people still actually watch TV?
17:43 <Lumeah> should
17:56 <Skirmish> She is at work Lumeah doing something that's not mowing a lawn like a drone.
18:21 <Lumeah> meah i was really implying you should be enjoying eatch others company and not just fucking about on irc
18:30 <slinky_J> yes TokenDaRing
18:41 <Lumeah> your really dumb aren't you
18:50 <Skirmish> We do enjoy each others company. If you had any idea how a relationship works lumeah you wouldn't suggest such retarded things.
19:26 <Lumeah> ahh again... jumping to the school boy tacticks again..
19:36 <Lumeah> get over the insults
19:43 <slinky_J> well
19:48 <slinky_J> once the honey moon stage wears off
19:50 <slinky_J> lol
19:55 <Skirmish> TACTICKS
20:04 <Lumeah> shut up
20:22 <Lumeah> i'll miss spell till thr cows come home if it pisses you off
20:30 <Skirmish> People that are in a comfortable and secure relationship don't have to be face to face every waking minute of the day. They can spend time together AND apart and still be happy.
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21:21 <Lumeah> i really just wanted you to get off irc
21:27 <Skirmish> Then there are people like lumeah who have a pit dug in a spare room to make sure when they get someone, they cannot get away.
21:58 <Lumeah> you don't need to imply your inncorrect assusption of my intellignce al the time.
21:59 <Skirmish> It's Friday night Lumeah. Why not grab a shovel, whack on some make up and look pretty, and head out to find yourself a man?
22:04 <Lumeah> there ... go corrrect all that
22:05 <Lumeah> please...
22:08 <Lumeah> im waiting ...
23:01 <Lumeah> ohhh nice with all the other mutttens dressed as lambs?
23:03 <Skirmish> There is no incorrect assumption about your intelligence. You're dopey. The end.
23:04 <Lumeah> no thankss..
23:18 <Lumeah> your a school boy
23:21 <Lumeah> the end
23:29 <Lumeah> np man to be found with you
23:33 <Lumeah> no*
23:49 <Skirmish> So you won't go out and look for a man because you know that it would cost a lot of money in make up to even look like a retarded lamb?
24:33 <Lumeah> lol
24:43 <Skirmish> Scrolling through the pages and pages of dating websites then are you trying to find someone that isn't instantly repulsed by your pictures?
24:58 <Lumeah> again with the assumptions
25:09 <slinky_J> ass
25:12 <Lumeah> will you ever stop makeing up utter shit?
25:30 <Skirmish> I know if I came across your picture on a dating website I would have to go back to my search options and make sure I didn't accidently choose 'seeking man'.
25:45 <slinky_J> that reminds me
26:06 <Lumeah> your married fukhead
26:12 <slinky_J> far out
26:12 <Skirmish> No Lumeah, I won't stop making up shit. Why? Because you decided making up shit that I wanted you desperately was good for a laugh. How does it feel babeh?
26:19 <Lumeah> you shouldn't be on a dateing website
26:24 <slinky_J> facebook asking not to send friend requests unless you know the person in person
26:25 <slinky_J> wtf lol
26:30 <Lumeah> let alone on irc trying to pic up woman
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27:01 <Lumeah> omg
27:12 <Skirmish> I cannot believe how stupid you are lumeah that you can't even understand the context in a comment.
27:23 <Lumeah> im not your baby darlin
27:31 <Skirmish> Your IQ must be 2 points above down syndrome.
27:56 <Lumeah> im not even reading you shit dribble
28:58 <Lumeah> you going to use more words then stupid? cuz thats been used enough
29:24 <Skirmish> Yes, yes I am.
29:43 <Lumeah> your fuking boring
29:48 <Lumeah> get a life mate.
29:55 <Blitzkrieg> This argument is painful to read.
29:57 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
30:31 <nate> yeah when they having make up sex
30:46 <Blitzkrieg> After 12
30:49 <Blitzkrieg> Likl
30:51 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
31:30 <Skirmish> I am going to use words to describe you like DULL, DUMB, FOOLISH, FUTILE, LAUGHABLE, LUDICROUS, SENSELESS, SIMPLE, TRIVIAL, DUMMY, HALF-BAKED, HALF-WITTED, IDIOTIC, IMBECILIC, INANE, MINDLESS, MORONIC, PUERILE, SLOW, SLUGGISH, STOLID, THICK-HEADED, WITLESS.
32:21 <Lumeah2> Did u look those up?
32:22 <slinky_J> guide to description
32:26 <Lumeah2> Congratulations
32:27 <slinky_J> use as few words as possible
32:52 <Lumeah2> Stolid... Nice
33:00 <Skirmish> They are mostly one word descriptions. Can't get fewer than one.
33:29 <Lumeah2> Skakes
33:43 <slinky_J> lol
33:54 <Lumeah2> Your brilliant skirmish..
34:02 <Skirmish> True.
34:03 <Blitzkrieg> You're *
34:09 <Skirmish> ^
34:37 <Lumeah2> Im faiting <.
34:57 <Lumeah2> In utterly awe<
35:07 <Skirmish> faiting isn't even a real word.
35:17 <Lumeah2> Correctly correct me.. Please secutarys
35:21 <Skirmish> Come on. How am I meant to understand you when you're just making up words as you go.
35:43 <Lumeah2> Cuz ur fucking brilliant
35:48 <Lumeah2> That's how
36:04 <Lumeah2> Can't u..?
36:34 <Lumeah2> Are u falling down on your game sir mighty lord skirmish?
36:40 <Lumeah2> Omg!
36:48 <nate> pantie dropper Skirmish!
36:52 <Lumeah2> Never thought i would see the dat
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37:26 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
37:44 <Lumeah2> Ni ni nate
37:54 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/yng9b
39:12 <Lumeah2> So creative.. Find some random pic.. Huh?
39:48 <Lumeah2> Must love me spend so much time on me.
39:51 <Skirmish> It's the one Jerome was pasting around the other day without the dick drawing on it.
40:13 <Lumeah2> Dunno who it is.
40:31 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
40:41 <Blitzkrieg> You don't know yourself?
40:54 <Skirmish> https://imgflip.com/i/yngcv
41:34 <Lumeah2> Why do u think its me?
41:48 <Blitzkrieg> I know it's you.
41:54 <slinky_J> dude
41:57 <Lumeah2> Because u blindly follow skirmishs words?
42:07 <slinky_J> just sayin but you wont post your pics but youre posting hers
42:15 <Lumeah2> Like a lemming?
42:31 <Skirmish> My pics are everywhere slinky. Just because YOU don't have them doesn't change that.
42:56 <Skirmish> I am the alpha lemming.
42:58 <slinky_J> that's not a valid arguement to make
43:00 <Lumeah2> Your a fucking ugly cunt anyway
43:00 <Skirmish> ALL FOLLOW ME
43:21 <Skirmish> Compared to you Lumeah I am a model for Vanity Fair.
43:40 <Blitzkrieg> No Lumeah, I've seen your fb lok
43:42 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
44:27 <Blitzkrieg> But I'm not interested in starting shit with you.
44:30 <Blitzkrieg> So relax.
44:41 <Lumeah2> You just did.
45:42 <Blitzkrieg> If you think that's starting shit, you really need to re-evaluate coming online.
46:25 <Skirmish> ^
46:35 <Skirmish> Maybe check out Paltalk Lumeah?
47:29 <Lumeah2> Maybe u need to re evaluate your morality
47:43 <Skirmish> Nope. I'm good.
48:12 <Blitzkrieg> I've not put you down once. How am being immoral?
48:23 <Blitzkrieg> How am I being immoral? *
48:50 <Skirmish> 'Skirmish is just angry because I said no to him and he wanted me so bad' There is only one way a man wants a person like you Lumeah, and that is when they are safari and want to shoot a hippo.
49:07 <slinky_J> did you chat her up at one point?
49:18 <Blitzkrieg> ^
49:22 <Skirmish> Are you fucking kidding?
49:27 <Lumeah2> Many points
49:35 <Lumeah2> Till i found
49:40 <Blitzkrieg> It's a legit question Skirmish
49:43 <Lumeah2> HE'S MARRIED
49:45 <Blitzkrieg> Did you chat her up?
49:47 <Lumeah2> Fucktard
49:58 <Skirmish> I asked her for a tits pic. There was no chatting up.
50:06 <Lumeah2> Fuck off
50:15 <Skirmish> TITS OR GTFO is a common approach to new female nicks online.
50:19 <slinky_J> well it's all contextual
50:19 <Lumeah2> I don't give tits u dickwod
50:23 <Skirmish> I was simply doing my duty.
50:24 <slinky_J> dickwood
50:32 <slinky_J> Dickua Dickwood
50:49 <Lumeah2> Lies sack of shit
50:57 <Skirmish> At absolutely no stage in my requesting of tits pics was there any indication I was interested in her beyond the picture.
51:00 <Lumeah2> Omg...
51:19 <Lumeah2> Was pm over n over till i found u where married you dickhead
51:31 <Lumeah2> Fuck off
51:39 <Lumeah2> Lie again
51:57 <Lumeah2> As if i just randomly give out boob pics
52:00 <Lumeah2> Fu
52:13 <Skirmish> I wasn't married when I messaged you Lumeah. I was engaged and it was ME that told you that fact.
52:18 <Lumeah2> You're a fucking lying scum
52:23 <slinky_J> pebbles I unlocked scout trooper for my diarama
52:29 <slinky_J> :D 250 headshots
52:34 <Lumeah2> Phhht
52:48 <Blitzkrieg> I think logs need to be produced here. Prove or deny this claim once and for all.
52:54 <Lumeah2> Why would u need any other woman?
53:02 <Skirmish> I don't log so I cannot help you otherwise I would have already.
53:24 <Skirmish> I DON'T NEED ANY OTHER WOMAN YOU VAPID CUNT.
53:26 <Lumeah2> Just fuck off dickhead
53:41 <Skirmish> I asked for a pic of your tits not your hand in marriage you idiot.
53:58 <Lumeah2> Your full if shit any get your jollies by putting other people down. You so have fucking issues mate seriously...
54:51 <Lumeah2> I don't give out tit pics u nut bag
55:11 <Blitzkrieg> He said he asked, not received.
55:32 <Lumeah2> Your the one that started pming me and if u just asked for tits i would have blocked your retarded cock. U dum fuck
55:33 <Skirmish> If I pay for you to go to TAFE and finish year 10 english will you go Lumeah? You might be great at planting a marigold and pruning an orchid but when it comes to communicating with other humans you are a colossal failure.
56:59 <Lumeah2> Better than a lieing sack off stinking dog turd
57:32 <Lumeah2> Kept asking
57:34 <Skirmish> I do not lie. I am far too lazy to keep up with lies. I would be caught out all the time if I lied.
57:54 <Lumeah2> Till i turned him down. N got cockblocked.. Poor poor baby
58:17 <Lumeah2> That's bullshit
58:32 <Lumeah2> Such a typical crap artist
58:33 <Skirmish> I asked you for a picture of your tits. I asked more than once. You carried on like a giggly school girl asking for pics of my dick which I had absolutely no intention of showing you, especially after seeing your Patty and Selma pic you first showed me.
58:50 <Lumeah2> Lol
59:01 <Skirmish> I got very bored, very quickly and stopped asking. That is it. That is what happened. There is/was/will be nothing more to it.
59:08 <Lumeah2> Like u thought you where getting tit pics?
59:28 <Lumeah2> Never crossed my mind.. Losser
59:44 <fataznbaby> Luneah you are quite assuming
59:46 <Lumeah2> Still lies
59:48 <Skirmish> Tit pics on Austnet are common as fuck. Mzyoyo sent me hers via sms for instance.
00:06 <fataznbaby> Ascii tits?
00:12 <Skirmish> Real tits.
00:20 <fataznbaby> Post
00:31 <fataznbaby> What were they like
00:33 <TokenDaRing> +++++
00:35 <Skirmish> I don't save pics.
00:52 <Skirmish> They weren't that bad at all fataznbaby. Shame they were stuck to a mental patient.
00:55 <fataznbaby> Did lets ever send any
01:00 <fataznbaby> Leta
01:04 <Skirmish> She also has a massive forehead. MASSIVE.
01:09 <Skirmish> Who is Leta?
01:13 <fataznbaby> Yes ive heard
01:29 <Lumeah2> Look mate your just crapping on to save face.. But seriously if it was just tit pics then why carry on so long.. Gezzz many other woman out there stupid enough to give u something with nothing in return
01:32 <fataznbaby> That chick that wAs going blind
01:46 <fataznbaby> Syd
01:50 <fataznbaby> Greek
01:58 <Skirmish> Never heard of Leta.
02:54 <Skirmish> I don't have to save face Lumeah. It's irc. If I wanted to fuck you I would say I was keen to fuck you until I found out that you're a blue waffle with a head like a punted pie.
03:20 <Skirmish> THAT, is a lie though. I was never interested in you in that way ever. I apologise if you believed otherwise.
03:26 <fataznbaby> I think only piet is into lumeah
03:39 <fataznbaby> I know if no other here
03:39 <TokenDaRing> Where is Pieter these days?
03:51 <fataznbaby> Of
03:51 <Skirmish> he overdosed on meth trying to get up the courage to root lumeah.
04:19 <fataznbaby> Kunny might like lumeah
04:32 <fataznbaby> She might have a chance
04:35 <Skirmish> Now that would be a funny as hell match lol
04:47 <fataznbaby> I reckon he would
05:38 <Skirmish> I need to find a way to get a Vanoss t-shirt without paying what the shirt is worth in postage.
05:56 <slinky_J> Vanoss
06:00 <slinky_J> never heard of it
06:05 <slinky_J> goin to google
07:12 <Skirmish> Vanoss Gaming. Youtube channel. Guy that makes a fuckload of money playing video games and streaming it on youtube.
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07:29 <slinky_J> wowsers
07:48 <fataznbaby> Release the Lumeah
10:53 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAKb2pgkaA
10:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Much Money Does VanossGaming Make (Jun 22, 2014) Length: 1:20 - Category: Entertainment - 60,633 views - 404 likes (88.8%), 51 dislikes (11.2%)
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20:11 <Lumeah2> Lol skirmish...
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21:48 <Lumeah2> Darling... You're the on that can't leave me alone.. Indicative of your interest in me.. Not the other way around..
22:32 <Blitzkrieg> ??
22:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
22:48 Kick: Lumeah2 was kicked by ChanOP ((Skirmish) OUT, OUT YOU DEMON OF STUPIDITY!)
23:54 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Be careful if you start watching Vanoss Gaming vids. I lost 3 hours watching his GTA series and cracking up.
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24:34 <Student> Greetings :)
26:16 <slinky_J> yeah im going to watch it after this movie Solace
26:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.kiwiirc.com
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38:19 <Lumeah2> U sooky la la.
39:54 <Blitzkrieg> Did you rejoin to argue?
40:02 <Lumeah2> No
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57:37 <TokenDaRing> Hmm
57:46 <TokenDaRing> I wonder when Screws will make his appearance tonight
02:11 Quit: fataznbaby ([email protected]) Connection closed
08:11 <Skirmish> He is probably out on the prowl for some women to creep out.
08:18 <Skirmish> Hangin with his homeboi Jerome.
08:56 * Skirmish goes back to watching Archer
13:29 <President_Trump> ok
13:31 <President_Trump> where is JEN PUSSY
13:55 <TokenDaRing> No idea
14:04 <TokenDaRing> Someone gimme her skype, I'll hit her up
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48:30 <cherri_pie> wassup nerdssss
48:46 <cherri_pie> wake up you slack cunts
48:52 <TokenDaRing> Fucking tryhard
48:54 <cherri_pie> its friday night someones gotta be awake
50:18 Kick: cherri_pie was kicked by TokenDaRing (I am, but you ignored me because you're a crybaby)
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57:35 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllll
58:51 <cherri_pie> i see the trolling has been in full swing since ive been away
59:56 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll i just saw the topic now
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