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// #nerdhacks — 2015-03-13

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07:54:16 Topic Is: (www.nerdhacks.net) - (http://services.nerdhacks.net/stats/nerdhacks) - Console Gaming.
07:54:16 Set By: (bios) on: Tue Mar 03 21:58:43 2015
17:28:06 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:30:21 <steven_> damian son
17:30:30 <steven_> welcome back
17:30:31 <steven_> ;p
17:33:52 <damian> haha thanks
17:34:14 <steven_> now son, dont connect via open proxies
17:34:53 <damian> ok boss
17:35:24 <steven_> first and last warning
17:35:36 <damian> stupid network
17:35:41 <steven_> ;p
19:11:57 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:37:01 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:42:13 <steven_> nate the great
19:44:09 <nate> how is da nerds
19:44:23 <nate> how many xboxs do u have ;p
19:45:05 <steven_> 4
19:45:09 <steven_> nerds isnt going to good
19:45:13 <steven_> ;p
21:09:31 <damian> i hate that this is #NerdHacks instead of #nerdhacks
21:09:33 <damian> annoys the crap out of me
21:10:22 <slinky_J> LOL
21:10:56 <nate> damian speaks
21:10:59 <nate> hes a hater:)
21:11:14 <slinky_J> ehehe
21:11:27 <steven_> hahaha
21:11:42 <nate> did u like oil steven
21:11:45 <steven_> damian comes out and speaks his thoughts!
21:11:47 <steven_> ;p
21:11:50 <nate> oiled up bikini babes?
21:12:00 <steven_> my elbow is saw today
21:12:07 <nate> u need some oil for it
21:12:30 <steven_> yeah
21:12:54 <slinky_J> yo
21:12:56 <slinky_J> this show on sbs
21:13:01 <slinky_J> adam looking for eve
21:13:05 <slinky_J> the Danish dating naked
21:13:12 <slinky_J> u totally see everything LOL
21:13:16 <slinky_J> dicks n cunts
21:13:22 <steven_> hahahaa
21:13:26 <slinky_J> lol
21:13:42 <slinky_J> i were on this show id be like yo babe r u DTF? lolz
21:14:56 <nate> of course they are
21:15:14 <nate> slinky_J would be like ohh do u irc?:)
21:15:25 <nate> no wait u arent fat
21:15:28 <nate> BOOM!
21:16:15 <damian> BAM!
21:17:53 <brettingham_is_you_okay> http://s2.favim.com/orig/33/black-coitada-funny-illusion-joke-Favim.com-266586.jpg
21:17:57 <brettingham_is_you_okay> loollolllllllllllllll
21:19:12 <steven_> thats olddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
21:19:14 <steven_> ;p
21:19:29 <steven_> like me
21:19:35 <steven_> ;~(
21:26:14 Quit: damian ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 123 seconds
21:29:38 <steven_> lol
21:31:06 <slinky_J> y the fuck do they call prostitution the oldest profession in the world
21:31:09 <slinky_J> i mean
21:31:17 <slinky_J> being a soldier is a profession
21:31:25 <slinky_J> n ppl needed money to pay prostitutes
21:31:37 <slinky_J> fk i gotta look this shit up fucks me off lol
21:31:59 <steven_> being on the dole is a good profession
21:32:17 <steven_> my mate eats better then me
21:32:24 <steven_> on disability the works
21:33:19 <steven_> im smashed
21:33:21 <steven_> anyway
21:33:39 <slinky_J> lolol
21:33:52 <slinky_J> drinkin?
21:33:58 <steven_> smoking bro
21:34:02 <steven_> gooooooood shit
21:34:04 <slinky_J> aha choice
21:34:14 <steven_> headache
21:34:20 <steven_> but still going strong
21:41:33 <nate> is damian a real person
21:41:41 <nate> is he your son steven_?:)
21:42:13 <steven_> haha
21:42:17 <steven_> more like my father
21:44:10 <slinky_J> lols
21:50:25 <damian-> im like two months older than you, you asshole
21:51:19 <steven_> haha
21:51:45 <steven_> still!
21:51:57 <damian-> when's your birthday?
21:52:03 <steven_> oct 31
21:52:13 <damian-> ok, seven months
21:52:17 <steven_> ;p
21:52:20 <damian-> you're 31 this year yeah
21:52:26 <steven_> 32
21:52:32 <damian-> you're older than me you old hag
21:52:36 <steven_> hang on
21:52:45 <steven_> im 31/10/1983
21:52:50 <damian-> hyahahahahahahaha
21:52:50 <steven_> how old am i
21:52:52 <damian-> old fucker
21:52:58 <damian-> 02/04/1984
21:53:04 <steven_> tell me im fucking 24
21:53:17 <damian-> how old's emma?
21:53:44 <steven_> 42
21:54:04 <steven_> 25-26
21:54:12 <steven_> 26 maybe
21:54:12 <damian-> you dont even know
21:54:33 <steven_> yeh i do
21:54:37 <steven_> im just playing!
21:54:42 <steven_> but im to stoned to tell you right now
21:54:44 <steven_> hahah
21:54:54 <damian-> not an excuse
21:55:24 <slinky_J> lol
21:55:25 <slinky_J> ahaha
21:55:50 <nate> u bastard!
21:56:02 <nate> even damian doesnt approve
21:56:05 <nate> u get him sonny!
22:00:03 Quit: bios ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:00:20 Join: bios ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:01:29 Quit: damian- ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:08:07 <steven_> lol
22:29:38 <nate> slinky_J u dont know what tinder is?
22:29:41 <nate> what the hell!
22:29:51 <nate> u would get so much pussay
22:31:33 <nate> even steven_ has a secret tinder account
22:31:53 <nate> babe just going down the road for some milk
22:31:57 <nate> milk duds:)
22:32:51 <brettingham_is_you_okay> when do quarter finals start?
22:34:00 <nate> didnt i already tell u
22:34:07 <nate> 18th
22:34:13 <nate> srilanka vs i dont know
22:39:51 <brettingham_is_you_okay> i expect updated information every day
22:45:34 <steven_> i dont have a tinder account
22:46:17 <brettingham_is_you_okay> nate and i use grindr not tinder
22:46:41 <nate> yay!
22:50:59 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:54:06 <nate> emma is back from taking care of steven
22:54:18 <nate> hide the shovel
22:54:39 <Emma> shhhhhhhhhhhh
22:54:44 <Emma> dont tell everyone
22:56:40 <brettingham_is_you_okay> Emma has a big cock
22:57:16 <Emma> I sure do
22:57:26 <Emma> would you like a pic?
22:59:15 <Emma> brettingham_is_you_okay isnt a fan :(
22:59:19 <Emma> imma cryyyyy
22:59:32 <brettingham_is_you_okay> yes please
23:00:53 <Emma> http://prntscr.com/6g73wp
23:00:58 <Emma> Just for you ;)
23:01:23 <brettingham_is_you_okay> thats nate not you
23:03:53 <Emma> nope
23:04:22 <brettingham_is_you_okay> i would recognise his cock anywhere
23:04:40 <Emma> yes u would
23:04:44 <nate> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/61/5a/89615a273a3103cbc6df4be692667c7c.jpg
23:05:13 <Emma> that looks nice
23:17:25 <nate> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/11/18/enhanced-buzz-27485-1392161983-14.jpg
23:18:49 <Emma> http://prntscr.com/6g79j2
23:18:58 <Emma> mines better nate
23:19:46 <steven_> who is that kid
23:20:37 <Emma> some austrailan who wanted to plan a attack on australia, Then decided to join isis and kill himself with a bomb
23:21:22 <steven_> hahahhah
23:21:44 <steven_> that picture is so much funnier now!
23:22:01 <nate> http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/148/8e8/309/resized/bear-grylls-meme-generator-banned-from-irc-better-drink-my-own-piss-924767.jpg
23:23:02 <Emma> yeah it was on the news he had home made shit to bomb australia then went over seas and was used as a suicide bomber
23:24:37 <nate> i wanna kick him in the face before he blew himself up
23:24:51 <nate> what is he 16
23:24:52 <nate> lol
23:25:20 <Emma> Where do suicide bombers go when they die?
23:25:47 <nate> http://pics-for-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hot-girl-sexy-pose-gym-girls-be-like-we-hate-when-guys-stare-at-me-in-a-gym-funny.jpg
23:25:49 <Emma> everywhere
23:26:18 <Emma> haha i dont see that at work i just see cake faces!!!
23:29:15 <nate> http://img2.rnkr-static.com/list_img/15832/495832/C300/the-30-most-epic-fat-guys-in-internet-history-u1.jpg
23:29:22 <nate> steven when he gets bigger
23:57:02 <steven_> looooooooool