// #nerdhacks — 2015-03-07
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00:01:21 Quit: Christopher ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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00:20:02 <steven_> wb bro
01:04:53 <nate> his name is super hawt camel toe drippings
01:06:04 <steven_> hah
01:06:16 Mode: (by steven_) +o Christopher
01:07:07 <nate> Christopher do u eat pussy?
01:07:20 <nate> blow some cone smoke in it
01:08:50 <steven_> im about to rip one
01:08:54 <steven_> my cam wont work on skyp
01:08:55 <steven_> e
01:08:59 <steven_> can u google it for me
01:09:04 <steven_> my internet is slow
01:29:22 <steven_> boring!
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15:11:17 <steven_> sup cuntz
15:11:28 Mode: (by steven_) +oo nate slinky_J
15:14:36 <slinky_J> bum
15:14:39 <slinky_J> yum
15:14:40 <slinky_J> lel
15:15:23 <steven_> in ya bum deeeeep
15:15:48 <Emma> that shits just gay as fuck
15:16:13 <steven_> :~(
15:24:24 <slinky_J> ahahaha
15:24:30 <slinky_J> i wana see a pic of u two love birds
15:24:33 <slinky_J> but kinda dont wana
15:24:40 <slinky_J> coz i envision you as SUPERMODELS
15:24:41 <slinky_J> ;D
15:24:49 <Emma> gayyyyyyyyy
15:25:10 <nate> slinky! wahaha ;D
15:25:14 <Emma> we have never had a photo taken together!
15:25:16 <nate> i wanna see you love eggs:)
15:25:42 <Emma> haha
15:25:49 <Emma> have you like the facebook page?
15:25:53 <slinky_J> hahahaha
15:25:55 <Emma> I know you have facebook nate!
15:25:58 <slinky_J> omg
15:26:03 <Emma> what?
15:26:05 <slinky_J> i liked it when steven first showed me it
15:26:09 <slinky_J> lel
15:26:10 <nate> scrapebook
15:26:12 <Emma> im talking to nate
15:26:14 <Emma> Not you
15:26:15 <slinky_J> FUCKBOOK
15:26:17 <slinky_J> OH OKAY
15:26:18 <slinky_J> SORRY
15:26:23 <Emma> i havent liked it yet
15:26:24 <slinky_J> CAPITAL LETTERS WOOO
15:26:26 <slinky_J> lolz
15:26:34 <Emma> haha but i made the page look better!
15:26:39 <Emma> All that was me
15:26:50 <Emma> what did you think about it?
15:27:20 <Emma> https://www.facebook.com/nerdhacksnet
15:28:28 <Emma> come on click the link you know you wont too
15:29:24 <slinky_J> coz you pooped on it
15:29:37 <Emma> No i didnt
15:29:37 <slinky_J> I SEEN IT AND I LIKE LIKED STUFF!
15:29:38 <slinky_J> lols
15:29:40 <slinky_J> :P
15:29:46 <Emma> i made it look much better
15:30:02 <Emma> who is going to like a page that has nothing to make it look good?
15:30:08 <Emma> Only about 20 ppl if that
15:30:15 <Emma> now its at 64
15:31:10 <slinky_J> i liek it a loot
15:31:17 <Emma> thats good
15:31:17 <slinky_J> lols true
15:31:19 <slinky_J> :P
15:31:19 <steven_> emma
15:31:21 <slinky_J> :P:P
15:31:24 <steven_> tell me how many likes it gets
15:31:27 <steven_> im telling cunts to like it
15:31:28 <slinky_J> now go make steven_ chicken soup
15:31:31 <Emma> its got 64 atm
15:31:32 <slinky_J> u like live together right?
15:31:36 <slinky_J> like some old married couple
15:31:38 <slinky_J> YUCK!
15:31:40 <slinky_J> vom
15:31:44 <slinky_J> xD
15:31:46 <Emma> but im not old!
15:31:58 <slinky_J> i yam
15:32:01 <Emma> well sort of but not as old as you two!
15:32:26 <Emma> im still 27 for another 10 months
15:32:28 <Emma> hahaha
15:32:30 <slinky_J> hahaha
15:32:34 <Emma> no 26
15:32:36 <slinky_J> and steven_ is 22
15:32:41 <Emma> im 26
15:32:42 <Emma> HAHAHa
15:32:42 <slinky_J> cradle robber
15:32:57 <steven_> A few seconds ago
15:32:57 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/nerdhacksnet/
15:32:57 <steven_> like the page bitch
15:32:57 <steven_> haah
15:33:00 <Emma> stevn is 30
15:33:23 <slinky_J> hahaha
15:33:25 <slinky_J> he is not
15:33:28 <Emma> 31
15:33:29 <slinky_J> make me feel old
15:33:31 <Emma> he is 31
15:33:33 <slinky_J> coz im 33 this year
15:33:35 <slinky_J> LIKE JESUS
15:33:36 <slinky_J> WOOOO
15:33:40 <slinky_J> TIME TO DIE NIGGA
15:33:41 <Emma> he is 5 years older than i am
15:33:42 <slinky_J> ahahaha
15:33:46 <slinky_J> the way it should be.
15:33:54 <Emma> yes
15:33:55 <slinky_J> ;)
15:33:56 <slinky_J> lol
15:34:00 <Emma> but he is still immature!
15:34:02 <slinky_J> one woman that agrees.
15:34:04 <slinky_J> course
15:34:06 <slinky_J> hes a DUDE
15:34:09 <Emma> no shit
15:34:10 <slinky_J> we r kewl
15:34:15 <slinky_J> u ppl r bossy
15:34:17 <slinky_J> :(
15:34:19 <slinky_J> :~
15:34:27 <Emma> im bossy yes i know
15:34:35 <Emma> and i have a very short temper
15:34:53 <Emma> and i used to have very bad mood swings but ive sorted those out haha
15:35:32 <slinky_J> i have a short.. "temper" too
15:35:33 <slinky_J> hahahaha
15:35:34 <slinky_J> nuh
15:35:42 <slinky_J> that shit is hard to sort out
15:35:45 <slinky_J> cig time
15:35:55 <Emma> yes that why i think i have bipolar
15:48:35 <nate> i was bisexual once or twice
15:48:38 <nate> SNAPO!
15:48:47 <Emma> cool
15:48:59 <Emma> its good isnt it
15:49:24 <nate> ohh soo good, slinky_J was a good lover
15:49:39 <Emma> ill b sure to let steven know
15:50:07 <nate> where is chris today
15:50:10 <nate> smokin it up
15:50:23 <Emma> smoking cocks?
15:50:39 <nate> have u seen his video
15:50:43 <Emma> nope
15:50:43 <nate> i doubt i can find it
15:50:44 <nate> lol
15:50:58 <Emma> i dont like watching videos of randoms
15:54:26 <nate> he had his bong out smokin it
15:54:30 <nate> gone nwo
15:54:32 <nate> nnnow
15:54:36 <nate> POOP
16:06:46 <steven_> is that really him?
16:09:33 <nate> u saw da video?
16:09:35 <nate> ;D
16:09:39 <nate> funny as
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16:11:03 <nate> chris is dat u in dah bong smoking video
16:11:10 <farks> which one
16:11:12 <nate> u pack it and u smoke it
16:11:13 <farks> link
16:11:20 <nate> its gone now
16:11:31 <farks> i got one with me with ounce
16:11:36 <farks> smoking buds
16:12:26 <nate> :P
16:12:35 <nate> u are no.1
16:15:15 <steven_> i got some good buds
16:15:39 <steven_> brb !
16:23:06 <steven_> bak
16:23:08 <steven_> goood shit
16:33:55 <farks> yeah
16:34:46 <Emma> Hi Farks
16:35:01 <farks> hi there Emma
16:35:23 <Emma> how is life?
16:35:45 <farks> good
16:35:56 <farks> need get off butt to eat
16:36:01 <Emma> thats nice
16:36:08 <Emma> i need to get off mine to clean :(
16:36:13 <Emma> But i cant be bothered
16:36:35 <farks> if i was there for a hug i would clean
16:37:05 <steven_> hahahaa
16:37:08 <farks> would keep me busy
16:37:09 Mode: (by steven_) +vvvv farks slinky_J nate Emma
16:37:16 Mode: (by steven_) +o farks
16:37:23 <+Emma> yes it does keep you busy
16:37:32 <+Emma> But when you have so much to do
16:37:37 <+Emma> you just cant be fucked
16:37:48 <+Emma> stop and start
16:37:55 <+Emma> id rather just watch a movie
16:37:55 <+farks> i was like that 2 days ago
16:38:04 <+farks> then i snapped out of it
16:38:15 <+farks> cleaned most my place
16:38:16 <+Emma> i will soon
16:38:26 <+Emma> mines that that bad
16:38:42 <+Emma> its just laundry and vacumming then mopping the floor
16:39:11 <+Emma> but for somereason i just wont to do nothing today. Maybe ill finish it tomorrow
16:40:48 <+farks> i wish i had a floor to mop
16:41:03 <+farks> i own but small place
16:41:11 <+Emma> haha no you dont trust me
16:42:07 <+slinky_J> fk my shit is goin slow
16:42:09 <+slinky_J> 2 movies
16:42:11 <+slinky_J> 4 gig
16:42:11 <+Emma> I went and brought a floor cleaner, Its like a robotic mop. It scrubs the floor and dries it
16:42:15 <+slinky_J> shouold dl in like 20 mins
16:42:19 <+slinky_J> shit is goin SLOW YO
16:42:26 <+Emma> haha not slower than my internet
16:42:26 <+slinky_J> maybe seeders ey
16:42:33 <+Emma> Im capped at the moment
16:42:34 <+farks> slinky_J
16:42:36 <+slinky_J> my net last i looked was 18mbps
16:42:39 <+slinky_J> :P
16:42:40 <+slinky_J> xD
16:42:41 <+Emma> On dial up speen
16:42:44 <+slinky_J> :(
16:42:47 <+farks> i dont get capped
16:42:49 <+farks> lol
16:42:53 <+Emma> I wish i didnt
16:42:55 <+farks> but my speed varies
16:42:57 <+Emma> its pretty shit
16:43:00 <+farks> so its bullshit
16:43:12 <+Emma> normally i can download shit quick
16:43:20 <+Emma> if i was to try now id get disconnected
16:43:21 <+Emma> haha
16:43:51 <+Emma> Farks are you on facebook?
16:44:06 <+Emma> if so you should like this page
16:44:08 <+Emma> https://www.facebook.com/nerdhacksnet
16:49:03 <+farks> oh
16:49:09 <+farks> im chris mine
16:49:11 <+farks> add me
16:49:21 <+farks> semi afk cooking
16:49:21 <+nate> do your mine chris:)
16:49:46 <+nate> or you're!
16:49:49 <+nate> BOINK
16:51:24 <+farks> boink
16:51:25 <+farks> ?
16:52:26 <+Emma> Dont worry about nate
16:52:28 <+nate> how pigs make love
16:52:31 <+nate> BOINk!
16:52:31 <+Emma> he likes boys
16:52:45 <+nate> i like boys, and sunsets
16:52:56 <+Emma> yep the perfect match
16:53:09 <+Emma> dinner date by the sea
16:53:16 <+farks> emma is nice name
16:53:16 <+Emma> how romantic
16:53:26 <+Emma> of course it is!
16:53:35 <+farks> reminds me of all the best things
16:53:38 <+Emma> It is my name and im a nice person
16:53:52 <+farks> like um ma
16:53:56 <+farks> u did norti
16:54:13 <+Emma> but i can be a real bitch when i want to be!
16:54:22 <+Emma> like any female really
16:54:29 <+farks> u have to
16:54:34 <+farks> one sec
16:55:14 <+farks> i do lazy food so u can burn it a bit
16:55:18 <+farks> when i cook
16:56:12 <+Emma> i have a pressure cooker you just put everything in put the lid on and away it goes
16:56:42 <+Emma> nothing as good as that walk away for an hour then its ready
16:59:08 <+farks> yeah can cook nice foods that way
16:59:17 <+farks> i am fry pan man
17:00:48 <+Emma> hhaha
17:01:47 <+Emma> i can cook
17:01:59 <+Emma> but ud rather bake :)
17:03:05 <+nate> oven is the laziest
17:03:13 * nate puts farks toes in the oven
17:03:26 <+Emma> haha not when its baking goodies
17:03:27 <+Emma> haha
17:04:21 <+farks> choc cake
17:04:37 <+farks> with jam
17:04:40 <+farks> inlay
17:04:48 <+farks> farout
17:06:07 <+farks> nah i dont like chocolate
17:06:14 <+farks> lols
17:06:33 <+Emma> not just chocolate
17:06:46 <+Emma> but its nicer h
17:07:40 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykW4rtW2eu0
17:07:55 <+nate> u love chocolate all over your hot bod chris get outta town:)
17:08:09 <+nate> ;lalalaalh!
17:08:11 <+Emma> hahaha
17:08:36 <+farks> lol
17:08:39 <+Emma> nate will clean it up for you
17:09:05 <+nate> i will help it set
17:09:14 <+nate> cold room for chris
17:09:29 <+farks> life size chris choclates
17:09:31 <+farks> lol
17:09:38 <+farks> 6foot 6 of chocolate
17:09:53 <+farks> be like 200 kilo of choc
17:10:08 <+Emma> you must be a giant
17:10:12 <+nate> all that marshmellow inside
17:10:21 <+farks> i skinny
17:10:29 <+farks> but chocolate weights more
17:10:50 <+nate> hmm :D
17:10:51 <+nate> haha
17:11:17 <+nate> mabye if it was gold
17:11:21 <+nate> cant afford that:)
17:14:14 <+slinky_J> im downloading hunger games movies
17:14:17 <+slinky_J> fuck is wrong with me
17:14:19 <+slinky_J> AHAHAHAHA
17:14:23 <+slinky_J> I mean
17:14:28 <+slinky_J> if i get fucked in the arse
17:14:31 <+nate> ok done
17:14:32 <+slinky_J> i get fucked in the arse
17:14:44 <+slinky_J> but gettin fucked in the eyes and arse at the same time
17:14:48 <+slinky_J> watchin some gay movie
17:14:48 <+nate> i have downloaded them 2
17:14:51 <+slinky_J> wot am ah doin
17:14:52 <+slinky_J> lolz
17:14:59 <+slinky_J> im dl first 2
17:15:00 <+nate> after many years of avoiding
17:15:02 <+slinky_J> then third
17:15:05 <+slinky_J> hahaha same
17:15:10 <+slinky_J> i downloaded Divergent
17:15:12 <+slinky_J> haha
17:15:14 <+nate> yup
17:15:17 <+slinky_J> runnin outta movies to dl
17:15:19 <+slinky_J> but like
17:15:24 <+slinky_J> just cbf watchin them now
17:15:26 <+nate> u seen that space one
17:15:33 <+slinky_J> so i have movies i havent seen yet but cbf yet
17:15:34 <+nate> interstella
17:15:37 <+slinky_J> nup
17:15:43 <+slinky_J> i gotta check if its on YTs
17:15:44 <+nate> its good
17:15:54 <+nate> no really good copy out yet
17:16:01 <+nate> its watchable
17:16:09 <+slinky_J> not on yify yet
17:16:12 <+slinky_J> yeah
17:16:15 <+slinky_J> ill wait lols
17:16:42 <+nate> its like a 8 outta 10 quality
17:16:49 <+nate> not 2 bad
17:17:39 <+farks> all my friends suck
17:17:55 <+Emma> are they gay?
17:17:58 <+farks> no
17:18:08 <+farks> just they are nonsense
17:18:56 <+farks> if i didnt get lonely i wouldnt have friends
17:19:10 <+nate> ohh really
17:19:19 <+nate> OHH REALLY!
17:19:23 <+farks> nah they all smoke weed
17:19:28 <+farks> its boring
17:19:55 <+Emma> sure is
17:20:14 <+Emma> all you do is spend money smoke it
17:20:28 <+Emma> then do fuck all
17:20:33 <+Emma> pretty shit
17:20:37 <+farks> yep
17:20:43 <+farks> righto
17:20:52 <+Emma> think about it what happens when u smoke it?
17:21:11 <+farks> i miss out on Emma's company
17:21:30 <+Emma> My company?
17:21:41 <+Emma> im not much of company
17:21:50 <+Emma> I just sit at home a do nothing
17:21:50 <+nate> i had a mate who drank every weekend, would ruin his weekends really:)
17:22:00 <+nate> hang over city
17:22:01 <+nate> lol
17:22:09 <+Emma> not that bad really
17:22:19 <+farks> Emma sitting at home is fun
17:22:21 <+Emma> its different if you drink everyday
17:22:24 <+farks> with right person
17:22:45 <+Emma> no the smae like if you smoke week every now and then wouldnt be as bad
17:22:50 <+Emma> but eveeryday
17:22:53 <+Emma> its just shit
17:23:27 <+farks> yep
17:23:37 <+Emma> I suppose its better then being at work!!!
17:23:49 <+Emma> would rather be at home everyday than at work
17:24:10 <steven_> fuck this chat is more active then mine
17:24:11 <steven_> haaha
17:24:15 <+Emma> no shit
17:24:27 <+Emma> we are what make the chat!
17:24:46 <+Emma> all we need are these 2 to come to the other side
17:24:58 <steven_> goodluck
17:25:14 <+farks> other side
17:25:20 <+farks> if a chick was naked
17:25:22 <+farks> here
17:25:24 <+farks> omg
17:25:27 <+Emma> yes the other side!
17:25:42 <+farks> what i am not gay
17:25:53 <+Emma> im talking about the other chat!
17:25:59 <+Emma> not you being gay
17:26:03 <+Emma> but if you are
17:26:09 <+Emma> good for you :)
17:26:10 <+farks> real life
17:26:19 <+farks> chat is better
17:26:23 <+Emma> i know
17:26:50 <+Emma> we are just talking to ppl who we dont really know. I could be a big man and you would never knw
17:27:04 <+Emma> nice and hairy
17:27:17 <+Emma> with very large testicles
17:28:02 <+nate> now u are talkin sistah!
17:28:09 <+farks> dont matter i got fatty organs dying soon neways
17:28:20 <+farks> cause of liars
17:28:25 <+nate> u are going to live forever chris
17:28:28 <+nate> highlander
17:28:28 <+Emma> nate of course you would like that!
17:28:51 <+Emma> who lied fark?
17:28:56 <+Emma> Mcdonalds?
17:29:02 <steven_> http://i.imgur.com/3cJTlZZ.png
17:29:10 <+farks> nah
17:29:13 <+farks> not mds
17:29:43 <+nate> chris is hornay@meds
17:30:20 <+Emma> nate
17:30:34 <+Emma> do you need to go wank?
17:31:02 <+farks> neways i be back bit later i ate now grog is catching up and tired
17:31:22 <+nate> already had a few wanks today
17:31:29 <steven_> few?
17:31:32 <+Emma> byeeeeeeeeee
17:31:32 <+nate> mabye in an hour
17:31:33 <steven_> emma had a wank today
17:31:35 <steven_> didnt last long
17:31:37 <steven_> ;p
17:31:39 <+Emma> HAHA
17:31:44 <steven_> what ?
17:31:50 <+Emma> you
17:31:53 <+nate> she had your pic on the toilet door?
17:32:01 <+Emma> shhhh nate
17:32:10 <+Emma> ill tell everyone about you
17:32:11 <steven_> nar she jsut lent a hand
17:32:18 <+nate> chris u had a wank in the dunny?
17:32:32 <+nate> one leg over ya head
17:32:35 <+Emma> while looking at shit?
17:33:16 <+nate> yes whilst looking at poop
17:33:23 <+nate> if that makes u wet
17:33:29 <+nate> SLIPPERY DIPPERY
17:33:43 <+nate> chris must be cooking again ;d
17:34:15 <+Emma> haha
17:34:44 <+nate> CHRIS NEVER LEAVE THIS (ME) CHANNEL AGAIN!
17:35:02 * nate sobs
17:35:07 <steven_> HEHE
17:35:33 <+nate> wonder what nick taco is these days
17:35:45 <+nate> he really went crazy :D
17:38:33 <+Emma> maybe just wanking off every day got to his head
17:38:52 <+Emma> he might be trying to get some real vagina
17:38:58 <+Emma> not a rubber one
17:40:02 <steven_> haahaaa
17:45:58 <+nate> was he on here for the vag?
17:46:04 <+nate> silly boi
17:46:11 <+Emma> who knows maybe he wanted to cock
17:46:16 <+Emma> Will will never know now
17:46:21 <+Emma> WE
17:50:06 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/6dpzkt
17:51:23 <+nate> not your suv
17:51:40 <+nate> now what will all your babies ride in now
17:51:49 <+nate> noiw nwnwokwnwn
18:47:05 <+slinky_J> hahaha on fb i post
18:47:14 <+slinky_J> coz of all those pics with quotes
18:47:16 <+slinky_J> hold on
18:47:27 <+slinky_J> i post this
18:47:29 <+slinky_J> POSTING SOME RANDOM QUOTE WITH SOME RANDOM PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND THAT'S USELESS BECAUSE IT MEANS NOTHING. BUT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT AND CLICK LIKE FOR NO REAL REASON!
18:47:32 <+slinky_J> hahahahaha
18:48:57 <steven_> aahah
18:49:49 <+slinky_J> hahahahahahahaha
18:49:53 <+slinky_J> all those fb cunts
18:49:54 <+slinky_J> cry on cunt
18:50:00 <+slinky_J> lolz lellllllllllllllllllllllll LULZ
18:50:03 <+slinky_J> fkn
18:50:11 <+slinky_J> my best mate msgin me comin over tonite aye
18:50:18 <+slinky_J> havent seen this cunt in fucken months man
18:50:23 <+slinky_J> bro steven_
18:50:26 <+slinky_J> u will love this
18:50:28 <+slinky_J> we met
18:50:31 <+slinky_J> coz live in sa
18:50:32 <+slinky_J> adels
18:50:37 <+slinky_J> from MW
18:50:39 <+slinky_J> LOL
18:50:43 <+slinky_J> from 360 ay
18:50:43 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by bios (flood)
18:50:48 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:50:52 <slinky_J> oops
18:51:02 <slinky_J> so ye we met from 360 bro
18:51:31 <slinky_J> :P
18:51:32 Mode: (by steven_) +o slinky_J
18:51:36 <slinky_J> ty
18:51:43 <+nate> slinky_J what the fuck
18:51:46 <+nate> ;OD
18:51:46 <slinky_J> dude is way younger than me right
18:51:48 <slinky_J> but shit
18:51:51 <steven_> hahah
18:51:56 <slinky_J> like with my best chick mate ashlee shes 23
18:52:03 <slinky_J> get along with him better than other mates
18:52:08 <slinky_J> coz he a gamerrr yooo
18:52:14 <+nate> gamers blow
18:52:18 <+nate> :D
18:52:22 <slinky_J> u like to blow ;)
18:52:33 <+nate> on ball sakcs
18:52:36 <+nate> sacks!
18:52:40 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
18:52:45 <slinky_J> the only gay dude on irc
18:52:48 <slinky_J> we dont hate
18:52:54 <slinky_J> like LOOF
18:52:55 <+nate> who is gay
18:53:04 <slinky_J> he is the most closetted homogay fuck ever
18:53:05 <slinky_J> u r
18:53:11 <slinky_J> coz u wana fuck me nicely
18:53:12 <slinky_J> ;)
18:53:15 <+nate> yes u are cute
18:53:23 <slinky_J> thanks bro
18:53:26 <+nate> dont tell anyone then we can be straight
18:53:29 <+nate> done :D
18:53:33 <slinky_J> I do have a "baby face"
18:53:36 <slinky_J> lmfao
18:53:48 <slinky_J> i aint even been msgin my girl lately
18:53:51 <slinky_J> poor thing
18:54:09 <+nate> did u fork her fish n chops?
18:54:18 <+nate> squeeze lemon all over her potato cake
18:54:44 <+nate> munch on her squid rings
18:54:59 <+nate> u didnt
18:55:01 <+nate> sad:)
18:56:52 <slinky_J> naw bro
18:57:00 <slinky_J> aint even kissed her
18:57:03 <slinky_J> had her over once
18:57:14 <slinky_J> she was cool my carpet has party stains on it
18:57:15 <slinky_J> lolz
18:57:19 <slinky_J> i dunno
18:57:26 <slinky_J> i dunno how I feel about shit right now
18:57:33 <slinky_J> I'd rather hold up some joint
18:57:36 <slinky_J> I guess
18:57:39 <slinky_J> than get laid.
18:57:43 <slinky_J> just me
18:57:47 <slinky_J> im a crim btw.
18:57:49 <slinky_J> :P
18:57:59 <slinky_J> I like to be honest these days
18:58:10 <slinky_J> never held up a joint in my life tho.
18:58:16 <slinky_J> not the type of crime I like.
18:59:45 <slinky_J> u aint turned on by crime nate?
19:01:02 <+nate> yeah
19:01:05 <+nate> who isnt!
19:02:36 <slinky_J> cool
19:02:38 <slinky_J> no shit
19:02:42 <slinky_J> steven does his type
19:02:42 <slinky_J> nice
19:02:44 <slinky_J> i love it
19:02:50 <slinky_J> ahuhuhuehehehehe <3
19:02:54 <slinky_J> i do mine :P
19:02:55 <slinky_J> cept
19:03:02 <slinky_J> nothin good right now
19:03:08 <slinky_J> fk sellin weed n shit bro
19:03:15 <slinky_J> but
19:03:20 <slinky_J> some fools right nate
19:03:28 <+nate> u should grow some
19:03:30 <slinky_J> they think things are too 'high-tech' now
19:03:32 <slinky_J> lol
19:03:41 <slinky_J> the old ways are the best ways bro ;)
19:03:49 <slinky_J> I got skeemz
19:03:56 <slinky_J> need a crue for
19:03:57 <slinky_J> lols
19:04:18 <slinky_J> man so much to do and get away with
19:04:24 <slinky_J> but cunts turned into pussies.
19:04:35 <slinky_J> thinkin' like they're gonna get done because they have an ifone!
19:04:41 <slinky_J> internet footprint lol
19:10:34 <slinky_J> YER SO IM GONNA HOLD UP THIS BANK
19:52:37 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QaRWjnYTI
20:14:44 <steven_> cant watch!
20:15:08 <+nate> ghagah :D
20:15:16 <+nate> vegaboys!
20:24:25 <slinky_J> wot
20:24:26 <slinky_J> lols
20:36:37 <steven_> wow
20:36:43 <steven_> got so many pms open
20:36:45 <steven_> fucked up
20:36:56 <steven_> (991)
20:37:02 <steven_> have joined in 4-5 days
20:37:05 <steven_> crazy
20:52:09 <+Emma> fuck up
20:53:56 <+nate> is it all emma trying to get some?
20:53:57 <+farks> k
20:54:13 <+Emma> get some what?
20:54:15 <+nate> farks bbbaaabe!
20:54:29 <+nate> alone time with steven :D
20:54:32 <+Emma> haha nate has been waiting for you
20:54:49 <+nate> yeah i have been flicking my balls, in anticipation
20:55:01 <+nate> Flick flick the candle stick
20:55:13 <+nate> wick wick lets go on a trip
20:55:24 <+nate> stick stick against my dick
20:55:36 <+Emma> haha
20:55:48 <steven_> haaaaaaa
20:56:15 <+Emma> too many people in the other chat. One person i dont like but i cant figure out who is is
20:56:26 <+Emma> IT IS!
20:57:51 <steven_> it is that kiwi guy
20:57:56 <steven_> from when the chat first started
20:58:01 <steven_> he mods ps3 with my mods
20:58:05 <+Emma> what is his name?
20:58:09 <steven_> thats why ps3 people have came
20:58:13 <steven_> i cant rmeember
20:58:17 <+Emma> Wel the one he used
20:58:20 <steven_> newzelnder
20:58:25 <+Emma> i know which one
20:58:30 <+Emma> he is your mate on fb?
20:58:35 <+Emma> The ranga one
20:59:17 <steven_> yeah
20:59:30 <+nate> get him some hair dye
20:59:36 <+nate> be cool then
21:01:02 <+Emma> he is a cunt
21:01:06 <+Emma> nothing will help him
21:03:54 <+farks> :/
21:05:31 <+farks> cbf living
21:07:11 <+Emma> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
21:07:24 <+Emma> think about the kids in africa
21:08:05 <+farks> think about all the scummy guys women sleep with but not me
21:08:14 <+nate> lol
21:08:39 <+Emma> are you angry? Do you need nate to rub your penis?
21:09:20 <+farks> if i had automatic weapons
21:09:26 <+farks> i would do something
21:09:37 <+Emma> what would you do?
21:09:51 <+Emma> IS a vibrator and automatic weapon?
21:10:44 <+farks> never gonna look for neone
21:10:55 <+farks> ppl just want to leave
21:11:03 <+Emma> what are you on about?
21:11:15 <+Emma> Did you try have sex with someone?
21:11:38 <+farks> no never have
21:11:48 <+Emma> how old are you?
21:11:54 <+farks> 35
21:12:08 <+Emma> and you have never had sex?
21:12:28 <+nate> im coming over farks !
21:12:29 <+farks> basically yes
21:12:42 <+nate> i will bring 10 hookers
21:12:53 <+Emma> nate is offering dinner and sex
21:13:02 <+Emma> eat him
21:13:06 <+Emma> then fuck the hookers
21:13:34 <+Emma> good deal i say
21:13:37 <+nate> viagra will make farks happy
21:13:51 <+Emma> and you !
21:19:30 <+farks> all i do is smoke tabbacco
21:19:34 <+farks> what a life
21:39:45 Quit: farks ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:42:06 <+Emma> haha
22:10:54 <steven_> ;p
23:04:19 <+nate> who wants to fuck chrises g spot
23:04:28 <+nate> jam something up there
23:04:34 <+nate> a mouse
23:18:09 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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