// #nerdhacks — 2015-02-15
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01:05:15 <steven_> nate
01:05:24 <steven_> you up to speed on the nerdhacks stats
01:05:25 <steven_> ?
01:05:31 <steven_> http://services.nerdhacks.net/stats/nerdhacks.html
01:05:54 <steven_> Most active nicks
01:05:54 <steven_> Nick Number of lines When? Last seen Random quote
01:05:55 <steven_> 1 steven 37397 9416823218967 yesterday "as long as you cut the hair off your Vee Jay Jay"
01:28:25 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) EOF from client
01:28:35 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
01:28:37 Mode: (by YouTube) +v slinky_J
01:42:40 <nate> shlink!
01:42:49 Join: [Maverick] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
01:42:51 Mode: (by YouTube) +v [Maverick]
01:42:52 <nate> shlacking
01:42:57 <nate> shwing
01:43:03 <nate> shwat
01:43:09 <nate> sherbet
01:43:16 <nate> shuddup!
01:43:43 <steven_> did you read the stats ?
01:44:08 <nate> steven_ 36 24 36?
01:44:15 <steven_> ?
01:44:15 <vivek> fuck off maverick pedo
01:44:16 <nate> i like big stevens and i cannot lie
01:44:23 <steven_> hahaha
01:44:30 <steven_> i will be big soon
01:44:31 <nate> vivek is pretty friendly
01:44:33 <nate> lol
01:44:35 <steven_> 5kg one week
01:45:01 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFzT7ms5kwU
01:45:02 <YouTube> YouTube Title: Havana Brown - Big Banana ft. R3hab, Prophet Views: 2,274,971 Uploaded: Published on Mar 20, 2013 Duration: 3 Minutes 53 Seconds
01:45:34 <steven_> ahahahahahaha
01:45:48 <nate> lets go steven!
01:46:01 <nate> i will get a gorilla to peel your big fat banana!
01:46:14 * nate slips on it
01:50:08 Mode: (by Emma) +ooo slinky_J steven_ vivek
01:50:25 Mode: (by Emma) +oo [Maverick] damian
01:53:38 Mode: (by vivek) -o [Maverick]
01:53:49 <+vivek> no maverick in here emma
01:54:16 <+vivek> he's a wanker if this was his room he would ban 90% of it
01:55:26 <+steven_> lol
01:56:18 <+vivek> should not be here
01:56:22 <+vivek> he's melbourne op faggot
01:56:25 <+vivek> sucks asd dicks too
01:56:46 <+steven_> they suck mine ;p
01:56:54 <+steven_> i do really treat them bad
01:57:15 <+steven_> black devil hasnt been back :(
01:57:30 <nate> maverick is still getting over gooses death he will be fine
01:57:41 <+steven_> C:\Users\nerdhacks\AppData\Roaming\mIRC\logs\
01:58:11 <+vivek> blackdevil banned
01:58:53 <+steven_> [16:58] <stevenn> i remeber 18 years ago i could
01:58:54 <+steven_> [16:58] <+Lwaxana> and that was 18 years ago
01:58:54 <+steven_> [16:59] <stevenn> yeah, when this place was pumping and you were just a asd loool
01:58:54 <+steven_> [16:59] <+Lwaxana> yep
01:58:54 <+steven_> [17:00] <stevenn> who actually has access to that email address? longie ?
01:58:54 <+steven_> [17:01] <+Lwaxana> all the opers
01:58:54 <+steven_> [17:02] <stevenn> so if i send and email now you will read it or nuh ?
01:58:54 <+steven_> [17:02] <+Lwaxana> me reading wont help u
01:58:54 <+steven_> [17:03] <stevenn> i dont want you to read it
01:58:54 <+steven_> [17:03] <stevenn> lol thats why im asking
01:59:50 <+vivek> LOL
01:59:51 <+vivek> she is fucked
02:00:27 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XihQeZpwqpE
02:00:28 <YouTube> YouTube Title: Black Devil - Moscow Ride on R1 Views: 10,832,040 Uploaded: Sep 16, 2010 Duration: 6 Minutes 38 Seconds
02:00:31 <+steven_> haha she hates me with a passion
02:00:38 <+steven_> but she knows she cant do nothing to me
02:00:47 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHpXQ8XBUYA
02:00:48 <YouTube> YouTube Title: Everlast - Black Jesus Views: 1,716,933 Uploaded: Mar 26, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 32 Seconds
02:00:48 <+steven_> she use to try get me banned when she couldnt do it looooooool
02:00:59 <nate> steven just lick her bum
02:01:02 <+steven_> i did
02:01:06 <+vivek> lick her anus
02:01:07 <+vivek> hard
02:01:12 <nate> then pash her
02:01:20 <nate> pass the goodness on
02:01:21 <nate> :D~
02:01:25 <+steven_> course
02:01:38 <+steven_> finger her bum then make her suck my fingers
02:01:44 <+steven_> thats how we do it around here
02:02:51 <+vivek> pash her asshole
02:04:02 <nate> does she have 2?
02:04:05 <nate> :D~
02:07:07 <+steven_> haha
02:07:28 <+steven_> urrrrrrrrr sick
02:07:59 <+steven_> i think i could have the biggest channel on this network easy
02:08:01 <nate> i like lipstick on my dipstick!
02:08:07 <+steven_> it would be anoying as fuck though
02:08:37 <nate> i like oil on my boils!
02:08:56 <nate> i like jizz on my stomach!
02:08:59 <nate> close
02:09:13 <nate> :O
02:09:29 <+vivek> jizzz on head
02:09:36 <+vivek> steven_ we could create a new chan
02:09:39 <+vivek> a good name
02:09:44 <+vivek> easy to build up
02:09:51 <+vivek> just make sure u dont let any asd in
02:09:54 <+vivek> or any of the main ops
02:10:00 <+vivek> i.e maurice, maverick pedo, serenity
02:10:01 <nate> vivekshugewang channel
02:10:03 <+vivek> then ur chan will be fine
02:10:25 <nate> cant we all be friends
02:10:43 <+steven_> this channel isnt registered
02:10:50 <+steven_> thats why i like it
02:10:51 <+vivek> i know
02:10:51 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
02:10:53 <YouTube> YouTube Title: WAR - WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS Views: 2,636,136 Uploaded: Aug 16, 2007 Duration: 3 Minutes 51 Seconds
02:10:55 <+vivek> u know asd cant see
02:10:57 <+vivek> also
02:10:59 <nate> i seen u round
02:11:01 <+steven_> i owned the biggest channel on this network in the late 90's
02:11:02 <+vivek> once chan op is in they can see u
02:11:04 <nate> for a long long time
02:11:13 <+vivek> yeh good old irc
02:11:15 <nate> drink my wine?!?
02:11:21 <+vivek> i was using then in time i was 11
02:11:21 <+steven_> and it was unregistered also
02:11:22 <+steven_> ;p
02:11:43 <+vivek> 11 year olds today living sad lives
02:11:52 <+vivek> there is no creative minds
02:11:58 <+vivek> its just all there for them
02:12:00 <+vivek> facebook
02:12:05 <+vivek> u know 7 year old kids have facebook
02:12:09 <+vivek> thats fucked up
02:12:45 <nate> minimum age is 14?
02:12:53 <nate> do they lie:)
02:13:31 <nate> they should have teen facebook
02:13:34 <nate> lol
02:13:49 <nate> 10 to 19
02:13:49 <+vivek> they do lie
02:13:53 <nate> hehe
02:13:54 <+vivek> facebook use to be 18 only
02:14:09 <+vivek> it should be 18 only
02:14:16 <+vivek> the amount of stuff on there is fucked
02:14:26 <+vivek> ive seen worse shit on facebook than anywhere on the net in my life
02:14:46 <+steven_> haah
02:18:33 <+steven_> Emma wants the DDDDDDDDDDD
02:18:46 <+steven_> i have a trigger for *@*.nerdhacks.net
02:18:51 <+steven_> i can bring on 10 clients
02:19:41 <+vivek> do it
02:20:01 <+steven_> yo busy talking to u
02:20:09 <+steven_> ;p
02:20:19 <+steven_> i got like 10 things going on right now
02:20:27 <+steven_> coding a fucked up menu that does my head in
02:20:39 <+steven_> getting proxy's for somthing to do
02:21:03 <+steven_> i would give it out but it will be banned within a few days =p
02:21:36 <+steven_> bring the channel to 20
02:21:40 <+steven_> without tryn ll
02:21:56 <+vivek> yeh nice
02:22:01 <+vivek> what u coding?
02:22:29 <+steven_> script for an xbox game
02:22:45 <+steven_> if you play xbox
02:22:51 <+steven_> or any gaming console
02:22:59 <+steven_> i could get you hooked up
02:23:00 <+steven_> lol
02:23:13 <+steven_> ill show you what i do
02:23:16 <+steven_> all online btw =p
02:23:39 <+vivek> yeh i dont play xbox only ps3 and i havnt touched it for ages
02:23:41 <nate> steven likes to eat and code
02:23:54 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/650frc
02:24:32 <+steven_> i put advertising on peoples screens
02:24:40 <+steven_> i get a few people
02:24:46 <Emma> poop
02:24:47 <+steven_> advertising king ;p
02:24:52 <+steven_> emma sucks
02:25:01 <nate> emma sucks poop?
02:25:06 <+steven_> licks
02:25:11 <nate> what about the bacteria!
02:25:26 <Emma> its clean
02:25:38 <Emma> well if you think it is
02:25:45 <Emma> it changes everything
02:26:00 <+steven_> one fart creates alot of poo particles doe
02:26:21 <Emma> a fart is a shit ghost
02:26:31 <+steven_> mine smell nice doe
02:27:31 <Emma> yeah id rather just smell your shit
02:27:44 <+steven_> your my kind of gurrl
02:28:01 <+steven_> a/s/l
02:28:10 <Emma> i cant tell you you will stalk me
02:28:22 <+steven_> :~(
02:28:25 <nate> age 69 sex yes please location your bumbadoo
02:28:32 <+steven_> hahha
02:28:34 <Emma> yeah what he said
02:28:45 <Emma> should say that next time i get asked
02:28:46 <Emma> haha
02:28:55 <+steven_> what is it now ? 35 ?
02:29:03 <Emma> im 35
02:29:05 <+steven_> with a picture of a 65 ?
02:29:09 <Emma> haha yeah
02:29:12 <Emma> why not
02:29:12 <+steven_> noice
02:29:22 <Emma> come fix the xbox
02:29:28 <+steven_> if they keep talking to you they ovb have a problem
02:29:33 <Emma> no shit
02:29:42 <Emma> they are all lying mother fuckers
02:29:56 <Emma> they are all like 50 yea old
02:30:06 <Emma> with a rubber vagina
02:30:16 <Emma> around there penis
02:30:19 <nate> make sure their wallet is fat!
02:30:31 <Emma> jerking themselves while you chat to them
02:30:44 <+steven_> haHAHHA
02:30:48 <nate> be wary of many $5 notes
02:30:53 <Emma> yeah should just get them to send money to my paypal
02:30:56 <+steven_> how long have u been on here emma?
02:31:00 <Emma> well not mine but a fake one
02:31:08 <Emma> good thinking
02:31:19 <+steven_> -NickOP- Registered : Wed Jan 28 17:21:29 2015 GMT
02:31:20 <Emma> on what?
02:31:26 <+steven_> this network
02:31:30 <Emma> oh i dont know
02:31:34 <+steven_> and you already figured most shit out
02:31:36 <Emma> you do it for me
02:31:41 <+steven_> if your not in #melbourne
02:31:43 <Emma> like what?
02:31:46 <+steven_> u will be fine
02:31:49 <Emma> what men really want?
02:31:57 <Emma> well i should say old men
02:32:01 <+steven_> haha yea
02:32:03 <Emma> whos balls say to the floor
02:32:06 <+steven_> they want ur young pussy
02:32:09 <Emma> ive know this all my life
02:32:15 <+steven_> don ttell them ur reeallly 17
02:32:23 <Emma> im not stupid
02:32:24 <+vivek> Emma where u from
02:32:28 <Emma> and ive never been stupid
02:32:30 <+steven_> uranus
02:32:33 <Emma> im from darwin
02:32:38 <+steven_> haaha
02:32:52 <+steven_> he is making a profile on you already
02:32:54 <+steven_> he is on facebook
02:32:58 <Emma> why do u think i would never give my facebook page to anyone
02:33:03 <+steven_> i will
02:33:10 <Emma> and there is only 1 of me ever
02:33:14 <+steven_> who wants it
02:33:18 <Emma> ive put my name in facebook
02:33:22 <Emma> only i come up
02:33:29 <Emma> how shocking is that
02:33:32 <+steven_> popular
02:34:10 <Emma> i lied just searched
02:34:16 <Emma> there is myself plus another
02:34:22 <Emma> that is all
02:34:29 <Emma> but that one looks like a troll page
02:34:42 <Emma> and its not my troll page
02:34:50 <nate> trollop page:)
02:35:15 <+steven_> haahaha
02:35:41 <Emma> could be
02:35:45 <Emma> there is only 1 photo
02:35:51 <Emma> and its of someone ass
02:35:54 <nate> steven u like dancing under the moon light?
02:36:02 <+steven_> yea baby
02:36:08 <+steven_> dancing in the moonlight
02:36:17 <+steven_> im outside now
02:36:23 <+steven_> looking at 2 plasma's
02:36:25 <nate> fishing in the rain is fun
02:36:28 <+steven_> and a laptop
02:36:39 <+steven_> my setups are actually pimped
02:36:43 <nate> u catch fish in the rain
02:36:47 <nate> :P
02:36:51 <+steven_> gaming console is on the projector
02:36:58 <+steven_> 4 computers 1 server
02:37:03 <+steven_> 100mb connection
02:37:11 <+steven_> my ping is never over 5
02:37:15 <+steven_> sometimes a ping of 0
02:37:27 <+steven_> i once had the internet in the top 89% of the world
02:37:28 <nate> steven_ i am so impressed ravage me right now
02:37:31 <+steven_> and i live in australia
02:37:36 <+steven_> get off me
02:37:37 <+steven_> ;p
02:38:04 <+steven_> now it wouldnt be
02:38:08 <+steven_> but ill see what my ping is
02:38:31 <nate> what bout your ling and ching and chang wang bing bong
02:38:45 <Emma> gay
02:38:46 <+steven_> singing in the the showeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
02:38:54 <Emma> i dont know why you talk about the internet shit
02:38:58 <Emma> its fucked
02:39:04 <+steven_> maybe because were on it
02:39:06 <Emma> when i change it
02:39:18 <Emma> its going to be slow as a mother fucking snail
02:39:19 <+steven_> shut ur piehole
02:39:22 <nate> he wants to pretend hes on the bing bang theory ;L
02:39:29 <Emma> he is tho
02:39:32 <Emma> and so are you
02:39:36 <Emma> you are the indian one
02:39:38 <Emma> :)
02:39:47 <Emma> steven did you get your coffee?
02:39:49 <nate> rajizz
02:39:52 <+steven_> yeah
02:39:53 <+steven_> its gone
02:39:55 <+steven_> need another
02:39:56 <Emma> or am i going to drink it
02:39:59 <Emma> damn
02:40:00 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/650mn0
02:40:00 <nate> rajizz in my eye
02:40:06 <+steven_> tell me if you have seen a ping like that before
02:40:08 <+steven_> in australia
02:40:26 <nate> i will get u in a minute steven
02:40:27 <Emma> where do u live nate?
02:40:40 <nate> raaaah!
02:40:43 <+steven_> haha
02:40:47 <nate> i live in redcliffe queensland
02:40:50 <+steven_> i live in perth
02:40:56 <+steven_> there is a redcliffe in perth
02:40:57 <nate> WoOp!
02:40:58 <Emma> redcliffe is also in perth
02:40:59 <+steven_> near the airport
02:41:03 <+steven_> fuck up Emma
02:41:04 <+steven_> troll
02:41:09 <Emma> so we can come for a holiday?
02:41:13 <Emma> free of charge
02:41:22 <Emma> you pay for everything
02:41:24 <nate> why not
02:41:28 <Emma> cool
02:41:30 <+steven_> he will have voyager cam in every room
02:41:33 <+steven_> even the toliet
02:41:36 <Emma> its ok
02:41:44 <nate> yes my refresh rates will be max!
02:41:45 <Emma> ill just poop in the garden
02:41:50 <nate> crisp
02:41:58 <Emma> blame it on the dog
02:42:01 <Emma> its all good
02:42:05 <Emma> you coming steven
02:42:09 <Emma> nates shout!!
02:42:12 <+steven_> yea
02:42:17 <+steven_> you smoke weed?
02:42:21 <Emma> no
02:42:27 <Emma> he is a pt in training
02:42:28 <+steven_> not u dawg
02:42:30 <+steven_> nate
02:42:31 <+steven_> oh
02:42:34 <+steven_> so what
02:42:37 <+steven_> i smoke weed
02:42:42 <+steven_> ill go 25 minutes in the ufc
02:42:43 <nate> nah im not cool enough
02:42:43 <+steven_> anyday
02:42:48 <nate> :D~
02:42:53 <+steven_> must be a main event though
02:42:54 <Emma> like he will do that to his body
02:42:58 <+steven_> 600,000 showup fee
02:43:00 <+steven_> ill showup
02:43:05 <+steven_> put on a show
02:43:14 <+steven_> go home in a ambulance
02:43:18 <nate> http://imgur.com/o4e6ADG
02:43:23 <nate> u see that before
02:43:24 <+steven_> narr i think i can beat anyone
02:43:26 <nate> isnt it cute!
02:43:33 <Emma> not really
02:43:42 <+steven_> if not on the feeet ill take you down and dry hump you
02:43:54 <+steven_> till you fall asleep
02:44:03 <Emma> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10922476_1583194255257431_4268228401015857629_n.jpg?oh=34d22fef942f671e3dc9357d264e381d&oe=55515254&__gda__=1432076036_5f044fb19a8fdb85a00103c9373ea0bb
02:44:06 <Emma> This is better
02:44:24 <+steven_> bah
02:44:31 <Emma> i like that
02:44:32 <+steven_> that was pasted on my network hours ago nate
02:44:33 <Emma> haha
02:44:35 <+steven_> get up with the times
02:44:52 <Emma> no steven that was pasted on the one hours ago
02:44:59 <Emma> and it was nate who posted it
02:45:05 <+steven_> oh
02:45:07 <+steven_> fuck u nate
02:45:09 <Emma> yeah
02:45:10 <Emma> haha
02:45:33 <Emma> he left us for melbourne
02:45:36 <+steven_> this channel activity is 486 words per minute
02:45:39 <Emma> asshole
02:45:46 <+steven_> #melbourne: 58 Activity: 1527.83 wpm
02:45:58 <Emma> * Unable to join channel (address is banned)
02:46:03 <+steven_> haahh
02:46:04 <+steven_> really ?
02:46:11 <Emma> thats what i get when i try join yours
02:46:16 <+steven_> oh
02:46:19 <Emma> yeah
02:46:21 <+steven_> yeah i mass banned alot of people
02:46:49 <+steven_> wait
02:46:50 <Emma> |¡Warning¡| *** You were forced to join #Melbourne
02:46:53 <+steven_> your not banned from my network
02:46:53 <Emma> thanks
02:48:04 <+steven_> u werent even banned
02:48:07 <Emma> well
02:48:07 <+steven_> ya dumb mut
02:48:10 <Emma> hhaa
02:48:12 <+steven_> hahaha
02:48:17 <Emma> must of been something else
02:48:21 <Emma> it happened before
02:48:23 <+steven_> prolly here
02:48:26 <+steven_> but it doesnt look like it
02:48:28 <+steven_> i just looked
02:48:32 <Emma> i closed my page down and it come up
02:48:46 <Emma> but didnt do that tthis time
02:48:49 <Emma> oh well
02:48:54 <Emma> its ok
02:48:56 <+steven_> nar ur not
02:49:01 <Emma> im sure ill survive
02:49:12 <+steven_> yea
02:49:18 <+steven_> oh
02:49:21 <+steven_> yeah i know why
02:49:24 <+steven_> i did ban u ages ago
02:49:28 <+steven_> im so stoned
02:49:28 <+steven_> hahahaa
02:49:35 <Emma> that would be right
02:49:46 <Emma> you will be shooting blanks for sure now
02:49:48 <+steven_> i hightlighted ur name
02:49:57 <+steven_> cuz i banned multiple people
02:50:06 <Emma> you will be shooting blanks for sure now
02:50:06 <+steven_> i unbanned all tho
02:50:07 <Emma> you will be shooting blanks for sure now
02:50:08 <Emma> you will be shooting blanks for sure now
02:50:08 Kick: Emma was kicked by YouTube (No repeating)
02:50:09 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
02:50:10 Mode: (by YouTube) +v Emma
02:50:13 <Emma> fuck you
02:50:22 <Emma> i like repeating myself
02:50:23 <Emma> asshole
02:50:28 <+steven_> hahahah
02:50:31 <+steven_> -ChanOP- Finished parsing banlist for #Melbourne [49|0 bans removed]
02:50:41 <Emma> did you ban your mate?
02:50:45 Mode: (by steven_) +oo Emma [Maverick]
02:50:54 <+steven_> nar
02:51:01 <+steven_> i dont like to ban people
02:51:02 <+Emma> should she is a cunt
02:51:04 <+steven_> unless i have to
02:51:09 <+steven_> which one ?
02:51:12 <+Emma> being a cunt is good enough
02:51:13 Mode: (by vivek) -o [Maverick]
02:51:17 <+steven_> im confused
02:51:25 <+steven_> which bitch
02:51:26 <+steven_> ?
02:51:28 <+Emma> whats new
02:51:33 <+steven_> hahaha
02:51:40 <+steven_> u talking about here?
02:51:43 <+steven_> fuck u
02:51:44 <+Emma> did u like what i said to dragon?
02:51:45 <+steven_> dont worry
02:51:55 <+steven_> hahahah i said the same thing about a week ago
02:51:59 <+steven_> so dont take the credit
02:52:13 <+Emma> excuse me
02:52:19 <+steven_> type this
02:52:21 <+steven_> /log on
02:52:23 <+Emma> it was good
02:52:28 <+Emma> fucking funny as
02:52:38 <+Emma> yeah
02:52:41 <+Emma> now what?
02:52:41 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
02:52:46 <+steven_> nuffin
02:52:49 <+steven_> //run $logir
02:52:56 <+Emma> do i do that?
02:56:03 <+steven_> yeh it will open ur logs
02:56:10 <+steven_> should u who u been talking to and what they said
02:56:13 <+steven_> shows
02:56:50 <+Emma> * /run: insufficient parameters
03:03:19 <+steven_> //
03:03:44 <+steven_> type this
03:03:50 <+steven_> //say $mircdir
03:03:52 <+steven_> copy paste
03:04:05 <+Emma> C:\Program Files\mIRC\uninstall.exe _=C\Program Files\mIRC\
03:04:24 <+Emma> i dont know
03:04:26 <+Emma> its ok
03:04:31 <+Emma> ill just leave it now
03:04:39 <+Emma> fucking stupid dhit
03:04:43 <+steven_> oh
03:04:49 <+steven_> its because you tried to uninstall it
03:04:50 <+steven_> lol
03:04:54 <+Emma> well its ok
03:04:56 <+steven_> bail out
03:04:58 <+Emma> i dont care
03:05:03 <+steven_> spazzz attack
03:05:14 <+Emma> ill give you spazz attack
03:05:23 <+Emma> over the head with a baseball bat
03:05:29 <+Emma> mother fucker
03:07:22 <+steven_> stop privmsgn me
03:07:27 <+steven_> talk here baby
03:07:31 <+steven_> to many windows open
03:07:40 * steven_ brushes his shoulder
03:08:39 <+Emma> is that what you say to all the girls?
03:10:25 <+Emma> Im not messagnig you
03:10:29 <+Emma> you dumb shit
03:10:42 <+Emma> thats it
03:15:54 <+steven_> hahaah
03:16:19 <+steven_> i replied
03:16:26 <+steven_> i hate privmsgs
03:16:29 <+steven_> im closing all the windows
03:17:09 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:17:52 <+steven_> pooor slinky
03:17:58 <+steven_> gets good internet
03:18:08 <+steven_> still lags out
03:18:26 <+vivek> * ChanOP sets mode: +o Maurice
03:18:26 <+vivek> <vivek> hey Maurice why did u ban me for?
03:18:26 <+vivek> <@Maurice> Don't make me ban you in here.
03:18:26 <+vivek> <Serenity> viv man
03:18:26 <+vivek> <Serenity> show us
03:18:26 <+vivek> <@Maurice> Yes
03:18:47 <+steven_> ahaahahha
03:19:22 <+vivek> they are hypocrits
03:19:22 <+steven_> i dont even know them, i think i remember devil_girl from a long time ago
03:19:26 <+steven_> if it is the same person
03:19:46 <+steven_> i dunno though
03:19:55 <+steven_> i remember her name in #perth when it was big
03:20:12 <+steven_> late 90's maybe
03:26:06 <+steven_> okkkkkkkk
03:26:10 <+steven_> i might not get banned no more
03:26:16 <+vivek> im banned hard
03:26:17 <+Emma> you make yourself sound so old
03:26:19 <+vivek> for no reason
03:26:21 <+steven_> crosses fingers
03:26:25 <+Emma> you did something
03:26:32 <+steven_> smoke
03:26:33 <+Emma> you just cant think of what that was
03:26:40 <+steven_> lololol no
03:26:47 <+steven_> i only met one slut off here
03:27:59 <+steven_> in #perth
03:28:04 <+steven_> dumbbbbbbbbb mutttttttttt
03:28:07 <+steven_> hah
03:28:26 <+steven_> last time i seen her
03:28:34 <+steven_> her friend got tasered
03:28:40 <+steven_> Emma u were there
03:28:46 <+steven_> haha
03:28:57 <+steven_> i think i tazered 3 of them
03:29:10 <+steven_> 2 blokes and that dumb bitch who wouldnt shutup
03:29:17 <+steven_> she was having seizures hahahaa
03:29:19 <+Emma> nope i dont remember
03:29:26 <+steven_> at shevons
03:29:26 <+Emma> i do remember alot
03:29:36 <+Emma> nope dont recall that
03:29:41 <+Emma> sorry
03:29:42 <+steven_> hahah it was ages ago
03:29:52 <+steven_> when i had the taser of someone
03:29:52 <+Emma> must have been your other girlfriend
03:30:15 <+steven_> im sure i told u to bash them
03:30:22 <+steven_> ur getting old
03:30:22 <+Emma> nope
03:30:23 <+steven_> lol
03:30:27 <+Emma> dont remember
03:30:35 <+Emma> could have been your ex
03:30:43 <+Emma> jade lol
03:30:49 <+steven_> she was there u retard
03:30:58 <+Emma> ohh was she now
03:31:01 <+steven_> they pulled up as we werre leaving
03:31:06 <+Emma> lighting that old spark were you
03:31:22 <+steven_> i tazered albert and scott
03:31:40 <+steven_> and punched scott in the face
03:32:13 <+Emma> scott who?
03:32:17 <+steven_> bentley
03:32:23 <+Emma> oh still dont remember
03:32:27 <+steven_> hahahaaha
03:32:31 <+Emma> im thinknig is was someone else
03:32:37 <+Emma> coz it wasnt me
03:33:28 <+steven_> hahaa
03:33:37 <+steven_> lappy is getting low
03:33:41 <+Emma> yeah
03:33:45 <+steven_> if im banned from xbox
03:33:46 <+Emma> so are you
03:33:48 <+steven_> imma bespein
03:33:56 <+Emma> what?
03:34:01 <+steven_> imma be spewin
03:34:06 <+Emma> oh i see
03:34:13 <+steven_> shut up u loser
03:34:15 <+Emma> but you dont look sick
03:34:19 <+Emma> you look fine
03:34:27 <+Emma> if you spew you will lose weight
03:34:30 <+Emma> so dont
03:34:41 <+Emma> maybe i have to spew
03:34:51 <+Emma> might lose some of mine
03:36:06 <+steven_> yeah or just dnt eat
03:36:13 <+steven_> fucking banned
03:36:37 <+Emma> yaaaaaaaaaa
03:42:12 <+vivek> Emma where u from?
03:50:05 <+steven_> perth
04:05:44 <+Emma> ^^
04:07:19 <+steven_> one more try on this fucked up bypass
04:07:30 <+steven_> if i get banned fucking beeeeeeeed
05:08:33 Quit: vivek ([email protected]) Quit:
05:11:01 <+steven_> heehh
06:38:13 Mode: (by steven_) +o [Maverick]
06:38:28 <+steven_> im going to bed
10:18:58 <+damian> no you're not
10:19:00 <+damian> get back here!
10:19:25 <+damian> is bios working proeprly?
10:20:24 <+damian> `deop
10:20:26 Mode: (by bios) -o damian
10:20:27 <damian> `op
10:20:29 Mode: (by bios) +o damian
10:22:22 * Ignore is on
10:22:26 * Ignore list empty
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14:09:09 <+steven_> no
14:09:23 <+steven_> i dont think it is
14:09:33 <+steven_> only basic shit works
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14:18:15 Mode: (by YouTube) +v nate
14:22:57 <nate> http://nba-stream.com/live/nba-tv-live-stream/channel-1/
14:28:39 <+steven_> bah
14:28:46 <+steven_> i wonder if ufc is on today
14:34:28 <+steven_> nuh
14:34:33 <+steven_> whats going on nate the great?
14:42:10 <+steven_> http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2364006-mma-fighter-appears-to-fire-hadouken-before-pummeling-his-opponent
14:45:07 <nate> i wanna watch the nba
14:45:15 <nate> dunno when it starts
14:45:22 <nate> 3 point contest n slam dunk
14:46:15 <+steven_> noice'
15:00:36 <nate> a white guy won the slam dunk champion
15:04:29 <+steven_> yeh
15:04:35 <+steven_> sounds about right
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15:19:47 Mode: (by Emma) +oo nate slinky_J
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16:23:11 <+steven_> sup
16:23:19 Mode: (by steven_) +o vivek
16:23:24 Nick: vivek is now known as BastardlyOne_
16:24:21 <+BastardlyOne_> yo
16:24:27 <+BastardlyOne_> hows it going?
16:24:40 <+steven_> ye alright
16:53:40 <+steven_> what you up 2?
16:53:43 <+steven_> i need to get some lunch
16:53:47 <+steven_> im starving
16:56:57 <+damian> fat bastard
16:57:13 <+steven_> f u
16:57:30 <+steven_> checked your emails ?
16:57:34 <+steven_> did you get a reply?
16:57:36 <+steven_> haha
16:58:15 <+steven_> whats going on with xalt.nerdhacks.net ?
16:58:21 <+steven_> do you still have the root password?
16:58:51 <+steven_> all my shit has been deleted
16:58:56 <+steven_> i got no information on it now
16:59:05 <+BastardlyOne_> i ate before
16:59:11 <+BastardlyOne_> bacon eggs on sandwich
16:59:15 <+steven_> nice
16:59:19 <+steven_> im fucking starving
16:59:25 <+steven_> i drove to work and back on 0 kms
16:59:33 <+steven_> i wanna go get KFC or somthing
16:59:49 <+steven_> but i dont think ill make it to the servo
17:00:56 <+BastardlyOne_> kfc yeh
17:00:58 <+BastardlyOne_> what u gunna get?
17:01:12 <+steven_> not sure
17:01:22 <+steven_> one of them boxes
17:01:37 <+steven_> zinger burger potato gravy peice of chicken and chips
17:01:54 <+steven_> ultimate value meaL
17:01:58 <+steven_> OR whatvea
17:09:47 <+nate> kfc!!!
17:13:40 <+slinky_J> yum
17:13:54 <+slinky_J> dip nuggets in teh fanny
17:14:36 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smooworm
17:32:54 <+steven_> i got maccas
17:32:57 <+steven_> bigmac meal
17:33:25 <+steven_> subwoofer on 10
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17:40:43 Mode: (by YouTube) +v amelia
17:40:50 <+steven_> hiiiiiiii
17:41:08 <amelia> rawrrrrrrrrr
17:41:18 <+steven_> waddup gangsta
17:41:41 <amelia> waiting for ma nails to dry
17:41:47 <amelia> soso gangstah
17:41:50 <amelia> wotchu doin
17:41:55 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
17:41:56 <+steven_> nuffin
17:42:00 <+steven_> just finished my macca's
17:42:04 <+amelia> o0o0o0o
17:42:05 <+nate> im gonna paint my nails!
17:42:10 <+steven_> noice
17:42:11 <+amelia> smashing the weight on
17:42:13 <+steven_> black ?
17:42:20 <+nate> nah clear coat
17:42:21 <+amelia> nathaniel you're already pretty enough
17:42:23 <+steven_> dunno weigh in is tommorow
17:42:27 <+amelia> mine are white
17:42:29 <+steven_> but my chest is looking like a bulldog
17:42:30 <+amelia> you can wear black
17:42:40 <+amelia> oh golly gosh
17:42:42 <+amelia> sounds amazing
17:42:47 <+steven_> mwhahaahaha
17:43:34 <+amelia> wot did your gf get you for valentines
17:43:37 <+amelia> I need ideas
17:44:38 <+nate> cock ring
17:45:11 <+amelia> there's a good idea
17:45:45 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2tHv8gPm8
17:45:45 <YouTube> YouTube Title: Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (ZTAS 1) Views: 182,531 Uploaded: May 9, 2007 Duration: 4 Minutes 21 Seconds
17:47:18 <+steven_> she brought a box of chocolates
17:47:21 <+steven_> we went haLFS
17:47:27 <+steven_> valentines day is a equal day!
17:47:28 <+steven_> ;p
17:47:49 <+amelia> ahahahaha
17:48:01 <+amelia> fairy nuff
17:48:31 <+nate> no its not u make her eat all the chocolate and then say get to gym fattie!
17:50:38 <+Emma> haha
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18:05:29 <+steven_> wb
18:05:43 <+steven_> haha
18:05:48 <amelia> fanks
18:05:50 <+steven_> nate how much do u weigh son
18:06:08 <amelia> why when I idle or minimise IRC, it always disconnect
18:06:31 <+steven_> umm
18:06:46 <+nate> 115kg ;l
18:07:12 <+steven_> download mIRC
18:07:20 <+steven_> how tall r u son
18:07:24 <+nate> 6'2
18:07:30 <+steven_> big cunt
18:07:31 <amelia> I did and it did the same fing so I tried a diff one
18:07:43 <amelia> nathaniel are you one of the giants that jus left Perth
18:07:46 <+steven_> i got an easy fix
18:07:59 <+steven_> www.nerdhacks.net/chat/
18:08:01 <+steven_> or
18:08:04 <+steven_> www.nerdhacks.net/chat.html
18:08:04 <+steven_> :P
18:08:12 <+nate> was that show good?
18:08:14 <amelia> is that your server
18:08:19 <amelia> YAH
18:09:43 <+Emma> wow 115kg
18:10:00 <+Emma> im 120kg
18:10:21 <+Emma> well my right leg is
18:10:38 <amelia> Emma you sound delicious
18:10:51 <+Emma> my legs are
18:11:01 <+Emma> nice and lumpy too
18:11:12 <amelia> stahhhhhhhp so sexy
18:11:36 <+nate> lumpy?
18:11:40 <+Emma> yeah
18:12:23 <+Emma> its like a road with poleholes
18:13:28 <+steven_> its like
18:13:31 <+steven_> hail damage
18:13:45 <+Emma> yeah or that
18:14:17 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVkq8IEO4tc
18:14:18 <YouTube> YouTube Title: New Order - Blue Monday 12 inch (HD) Views: 333,948 Uploaded: Feb 18, 2012 Duration: 7 Minutes 31 Seconds
18:17:23 <+steven_> ok
18:17:27 <+steven_> im listing to music now
18:17:30 <+steven_> starting with that song
18:18:22 <+steven_> how does it feel
18:18:44 <+Emma> POOP
18:18:49 <+steven_> uhh
18:18:54 <+steven_> does the speakers change sides?
18:18:57 <+steven_> or was i tripping
18:19:09 <+Emma> your always tripping
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18:22:18 <+Emma> haha
18:22:20 <+steven_> :(
18:22:25 <+steven_> u mean
18:22:27 <+steven_> 2 everyone
18:22:32 <+Emma> no
18:22:37 <+steven_> even meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
18:22:39 <+steven_> wah wah
18:22:39 <+Emma> im a nice person
18:22:45 <+steven_> when ur sleeping
18:22:45 <+Emma> your mean to me
18:23:07 <+steven_> treat them mean to keep them keen
18:23:07 <+Emma> see you know it
18:23:11 <+smooworm> anal sex
18:23:22 <+Emma> only up stevens pooper
18:23:22 <+steven_> i cant keep up with the nickname changes lol
18:23:24 <+smooworm> Is Bum Is Good
18:23:34 <+smooworm> good to pinch good to finger
18:24:04 <+Emma> you like anal slinky?
18:24:11 <+Emma> as in taking it ?
18:24:18 <+Emma> not giving!!
18:24:24 <+Emma> its ok
18:24:32 <+Emma> no one is looking you can tell us
18:24:39 <+smooworm> nah
18:24:43 <+smooworm> but i was lookin at porn
18:24:49 <+smooworm> and this chick so hot n i saw her ASSHOLE
18:24:50 <+Emma> you were?
18:24:55 <+smooworm> and i was like well well what a nice asshole.
18:25:03 <+Emma> Really
18:25:08 <+smooworm> yup
18:25:18 <+smooworm> humans r fucked in the head
18:25:24 <+Emma> sure are
18:25:25 <+smooworm> genital licking is for aminals!
18:25:33 <+Emma> and your the worse one of us all
18:25:50 <+Emma> watching porn and animals licking eachothers assholes
18:26:02 <+smooworm> LOLS
18:26:09 <+Emma> dirty bastard
18:26:09 <+smooworm> nuh im just toey
18:26:21 <+smooworm> lol
18:26:39 <+Emma> well
18:27:10 <+Emma> you dont go to the other chat anymore?
18:27:29 <+Emma> did you figure out your freind babixz has a willy??
18:27:36 <+nate> lol
18:27:38 <+smooworm> LOL
18:27:45 <+steven_> hahahaaha
18:27:45 <+nate> push it aside
18:27:47 <+smooworm> im in there
18:27:48 <+smooworm> as woozy
18:28:00 <+steven_> she just thinks ur a bot
18:28:01 <+steven_> haahaah
18:28:02 <+Emma> what did i say
18:28:08 <+smooworm> whos a bot?
18:28:09 <+Emma> everyones a bot
18:28:16 <+nate> i do like the bot
18:28:16 <+Emma> fucking cunts
18:28:21 <+Emma> never speak
18:28:22 <+nate> the bot bot!
18:28:24 <+nate> :D~
18:28:31 <+steven_> hahaah
18:28:37 <+steven_> anyone who doesnt talk it a bot
18:28:40 <+Emma> You need to remember
18:28:46 <+steven_> then when she highlights everyones name they all talk
18:28:49 <+Emma> i dont know how to use this shit
18:29:01 <+steven_> /quit im gay
18:29:05 <+Emma> so sorry if i look retared
18:29:20 <+Emma> but then you would look the same as i am in here outside!!
18:29:32 <+Emma> steven im not that dumb
18:29:36 <+Emma> dipshit
18:30:18 <+smooworm> stap fighting
18:30:20 <+smooworm> make me cri
18:30:25 <+Emma> i like fighting
18:30:29 <+Emma> makes it fun
18:30:43 <+Emma> reeally i should finish cleaning
18:30:57 <+smooworm> ur bun
18:31:02 <+smooworm> awesome poem!
18:31:10 <+smooworm> i gtg
18:31:15 <+Emma> byeeeeeeeeeeee
18:31:39 <+steven_> haha
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19:39:08 <+steven_> ok
19:40:04 Mode: (by steven_) -o YouTube
19:40:07 <+steven_> / \ \ / \
19:40:07 <+steven_> | | \ | |
19:40:07 <+steven_> | `. | | :
19:40:07 <+steven_> ` | | \| |
19:40:07 <+steven_> \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ :
19:40:07 <+steven_> \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ |
19:40:07 <+steven_> \ \_-~ ~-_\ |
19:40:07 <+steven_> \_ \ _.--------.______\| |
19:40:08 <+steven_> \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ |
19:40:08 <+steven_> \ . C ___) ))))))) (_(____> | /
19:40:08 <+steven_> /\ | C ____)/ )) ()____> |_/
19:40:08 <+steven_> / /\| C_____) ))| .()__> / \
19:40:08 <+steven_> | ( _C_____)\______/..// _/ / \
19:40:08 <+steven_> | \ |__ \\_)))))))_// (__/ |
19:40:08 <+steven_> | \ \____) `---- --' |
19:40:08 <+steven_> | \_ ___\ /_ _/ |
19:40:08 <+steven_> | / | . .| \ |
19:40:08 <+steven_> | | /. .. . .\ \ |
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19:41:05 <steven_> :(
19:41:20 <steven_> excess flood ?
19:43:13 <+Emma> haha
19:54:21 <+BastardlyOne_> lol
19:54:24 <+BastardlyOne_> thats Taco's asshole
19:54:45 <Taco> how did u no?
19:55:44 <+Emma> he has been watching you
19:55:53 <+Emma> better close your curtians
19:55:56 <steven_> that would be gold in the /list *
19:56:03 <steven_> should i make a script ?
20:08:48 <steven_> i think im going to be 66kg tommorow
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20:13:05 <+smooworm> HAHAHAHAA
20:17:26 <steven_> hawhawhaw
20:17:45 <steven_> im sure he is a smart man
20:31:05 <+nate> lol
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21:13:46 <SpanishGuy12> Hey All !
21:14:54 <steven_> hey
21:14:55 <steven_> oi
21:15:08 <steven_> does anyone remember Princess^Shelly ???
21:15:34 <steven_> from perth
21:15:38 <steven_> #perth
21:15:41 <steven_> the channel ?
21:16:09 <+nate> u ride her?
21:16:18 <+Emma> i think so
21:22:47 <steven_> nar
21:22:50 <steven_> she ride me
21:22:55 <steven_> nar she was a big gurl
21:23:08 <+Emma> how big we talking?
21:24:41 <+nate> did she have sweat running down her butt crack big?
21:33:15 <+smooworm> anal
21:33:19 <+smooworm> ill keep sayin it
21:33:24 <+smooworm> till someone in here is BEGGING for it
21:33:27 <+smooworm> anal
21:33:29 <+smooworm> Lana
21:33:49 <+Emma> lana?
21:33:54 <+Emma> is she begging?
21:33:55 <steven_> uh
21:34:06 <steven_> more like
21:34:07 <steven_> alan
21:34:08 <+Emma> but you dont do anal thats for animals
21:34:22 <+Emma> dont tell me your an animal now!!
21:37:34 <steven_> i seen that slam dunk nate
21:37:42 <steven_> he wasnt white whitwe
21:38:06 <steven_> he looked like a SpanishGuy
21:38:38 <steven_> u in aus SpanishGuy12 ?
21:38:47 <steven_> but from spain ?
21:41:42 <+smooworm> Llamas
21:41:49 <+smooworm> omgosh
21:41:53 <+smooworm> U DO ANAL NOT ME!
21:41:56 <+smooworm> :P
21:42:11 <steven_> darling im a nightmare dressed as a daydream
21:43:49 <+smooworm> aw
21:43:53 <+smooworm> hmz
21:44:00 <+smooworm> im watchin scream2
21:47:58 <+nate> white enough, not black
21:48:58 <steven_> haha
21:49:18 <steven_> white man can jump?
21:50:29 <+nate> SpanishGuy12 can jump:)
21:50:36 <+nate> into emmas arms
21:51:31 <+Emma> i dont have arms
21:51:56 <+Emma> i have stumps
21:52:22 <steven_> haah
21:52:51 <steven_> you make the people on this network look like angels
21:53:47 <steven_> you will be an ircop in no time
21:56:06 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGVuqOzG-TM
21:56:07 <YouTube> YouTube Title: MECK ft. Leo Sayer - Thunder In My Heart Again (Official Video HQ) Views: 1,068,782 Uploaded: Mar 9, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 12 Seconds
21:56:22 <+Emma> me?
21:56:28 <+Emma> im a princess
21:56:29 <+nate> meck me baby im all yours!
21:57:01 <steven_> hate it when u get beef in ya teef
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22:30:01 <+smooworm> anal
22:31:43 <amelia> banana
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22:39:57 <steven_> suppppppp
22:40:15 <steven_> spanish guy left
22:40:17 <+nate> i burnt my brocolli worst day eva!
22:40:24 <steven_> haha
22:40:27 <steven_> eat it anyway
22:40:35 <+nate> sure
22:40:38 <+nate> not
22:40:39 <steven_> im pushing 66kg im feeling it
22:40:50 <amelia> o0o0o0o0o
22:40:53 <amelia> pics
22:40:57 <steven_> ill find out tommorow
22:41:04 <steven_> hahahaa nar i still loook like a skinny junkie
22:41:05 <steven_> hahah
22:41:15 <amelia> on the crack
22:41:20 <steven_> yeah n shit
22:41:23 <steven_> 2 weeks ago
22:41:25 <amelia> yux
22:41:28 <steven_> thats what i seen
22:41:36 <amelia> is that why you skinny
22:41:41 <steven_> oh no
22:41:41 <amelia> do you smoke a lot of crack
22:41:43 <steven_> i dont touch that
22:41:45 <amelia> shtevey are you a crack whore :(
22:41:45 <steven_> hahhaahah fuck offf
22:41:49 <steven_> noooooooooooooo way
22:41:53 <steven_> i looked like it though
22:41:54 <steven_> just skinny
22:41:56 <steven_> hahahaahahahaha
22:42:07 <steven_> now im beeefed back up to normal
22:42:11 <amelia> ahahahahhahaa
22:42:15 <amelia> settle pettal
22:42:19 <amelia> you're very defensive
22:42:25 <amelia> :P
22:42:30 <steven_> i normaly sit on 64kg dont move from 21 - 31
22:42:44 <steven_> but i went down to 59kg
22:42:44 <steven_> haha
22:42:48 <+smooworm> anal
22:42:52 <+smooworm> just sayen!
22:42:53 <+smooworm> :P
22:42:59 <+smooworm> MAN IM BORED
22:42:59 <steven_> now im at 65kg, but weighin tommorow
22:43:03 <+smooworm> n im chattin to this chick bro
22:43:07 <amelia> 59
22:43:08 <amelia> fark
22:43:08 <+smooworm> askin when we gonna hang out
22:43:09 <steven_> lies
22:43:14 <amelia> tiny
22:43:14 <+smooworm> not some chick off the nets right
22:43:16 <steven_> yeh work stressed my out
22:43:16 <amelia> how tall you again
22:43:18 <+smooworm> but yer
22:43:18 <steven_> me
22:43:25 <+smooworm> oh soz to inrerrupt!
22:43:27 <steven_> 5' somthing
22:43:27 <+smooworm> anal
22:43:28 <steven_> hhahha
22:43:32 <+smooworm> haha im 6ft
22:43:35 <steven_> bring her in herre
22:43:37 <+smooworm> short arse
22:43:40 <amelia> 5 sumfink
22:43:41 <+smooworm> nah bro
22:43:42 <amelia> 5 wot
22:43:43 <steven_> otherwise your not talking to her
22:43:44 <steven_> haahhhaaha
22:43:47 <+smooworm> she's cool
22:43:47 <steven_> i dunno
22:43:53 <+smooworm> im kinda nervous to have her around
22:43:54 <steven_> i dont beleive you
22:44:00 <steven_> hahahahahaaahahaaa
22:44:02 <+smooworm> me
22:44:03 <+smooworm> dude
22:44:04 <amelia> bring her in
22:44:05 <+smooworm> sif
22:44:08 <+smooworm> no
22:44:09 <steven_> ahahhhaa
22:44:12 <steven_> nup
22:44:12 <+smooworm> irc would taint her
22:44:14 <steven_> she isnt real
22:44:15 <amelia> wotchu scared of
22:44:22 <amelia> is she your mum
22:44:23 <amelia> be honest
22:44:24 <+smooworm> ending up in a relationship
22:44:25 <+smooworm> :/
22:44:26 <steven_> hahahaha
22:44:30 <+smooworm> not funny
22:44:31 <steven_> your hand isnt real!
22:44:35 <steven_> nuh jokes bro
22:44:35 <amelia> talking to some girl
22:44:39 <steven_> goood bra tune her
22:44:40 <amelia> aka your ma
22:44:40 <+smooworm> I'm emotionally distant
22:44:47 <+smooworm> fucking
22:44:51 <+nate> pound her!
22:44:55 <+smooworm> chat up your mum give me her number
22:44:56 <steven_> hhahaahaa
22:45:00 <steven_> hahahahhaah
22:45:00 <+smooworm> aha
22:45:04 <amelia> cmon wormy
22:45:07 <amelia> we can be your wingmen
22:45:12 <amelia> talk you up n stuff
22:45:14 <+smooworm> i dont need wingmen
22:45:16 <amelia> tell her how cool you are on IRC
22:45:17 <+smooworm> you seen my pic?
22:45:20 <+smooworm> i aint ugly man
22:45:23 <amelia> show her that you got @
22:45:25 <+smooworm> or some fgt geek
22:45:30 <+smooworm> no
22:45:32 <steven_> hahaha
22:45:35 <+smooworm> i just dont want to lead her on
22:45:35 <amelia> impress her mad ways
22:45:38 <+smooworm> to more than uno
22:45:53 <+smooworm> I don't do relationships but she is making me question it
22:45:57 <+smooworm> cause we're on the level
22:46:00 <amelia> dw we will say wot a great guy you are
22:46:01 <+smooworm> it's strange
22:46:03 <amelia> and how you like anal
22:46:03 <amelia> etc
22:46:04 <steven_> get it her then it wont matter
22:46:10 <amelia> she will be yours in no time
22:46:10 <+smooworm> ay
22:46:11 <amelia> NO TIME
22:46:13 <+smooworm> chicks like anal
22:46:18 <steven_> hahahah
22:46:19 <+smooworm> you just gotta do it right
22:46:25 <+smooworm> lolz
22:46:28 <steven_> 'ok ill do it slow bam bam
22:46:34 <amelia> ahahahahhaa
22:46:38 <amelia> do it right
22:46:42 <amelia> get em drunk and slip it in?
22:46:51 <steven_> how do you do it wrong ?
22:47:00 <steven_> pain is love
22:47:05 <amelia> you and your bloody ja rule
22:47:10 <steven_> ahahhah
22:47:12 <amelia> I'm onto yoou
22:47:23 <steven_> ;p
22:49:07 <amelia> my boy is sending me gumtree links of birds
22:49:08 <+smooworm> get u drunk
22:49:13 <amelia> sayin you wanna buy a bird
22:49:15 <+smooworm> oh
22:49:18 <+smooworm> now im thinkin
22:49:24 <+smooworm> steven_ i want to know somethin
22:49:38 <+smooworm> oh wait
22:49:40 <+smooworm> you wont
22:49:42 <+smooworm> lol
22:49:55 <+smooworm> :D
22:50:23 <amelia> how in de hell
22:50:59 <+smooworm> nothin
22:51:02 <+smooworm> brb cig
22:51:06 <+smooworm> steven_ pm me tell me! :P
22:51:12 <+smooworm> bet it was 4chan yo
22:52:33 <steven_> ahahah
23:00:22 <+smooworm> OH AS IF CUNT
23:00:23 <+smooworm> omg
23:00:36 <+smooworm> ahahaha
23:02:04 <+smooworm> naw just
23:02:09 <+smooworm> i just said this
23:02:20 <+smooworm> - for me it's so weird because that shouldn't have happened so I haven't been catching up with friends much
23:02:20 <+smooworm> I like to be one-hundred percent around someone
23:02:23 <+smooworm> on fb
23:03:17 <steven_> ahah
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23:12:18 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXDC8_4N8m4
23:12:20 <YouTube> YouTube Title: Ja Rule Livin' It Up Views: 3,430,757 Uploaded: May 25, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 44 Seconds
23:13:39 <steven_> ayhahaha]
23:15:11 <+nate> jerk off at night
23:15:17 <+nate> givin it up
23:19:01 <+Emma> soooooooooooo are you going to give it a poke or not slinky?
23:19:17 <+Emma> or would you rather be poked?
23:22:42 <steven_> gagaga
23:24:43 <+nate> slinky will be fine he thinks hes hot, hes half way there :D
23:25:51 <+Emma> well
23:26:02 <+Emma> that could be his mistake
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23:33:39 <steven_> pooooooooooop
23:33:48 <steven_> u guys working tommoorow
23:37:11 <amelia> I didn't know wormy was jewsh
23:40:15 <steven_> please dont look at this
23:40:17 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=897564860264923
23:40:24 <steven_> :(
23:40:47 <+Emma> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=714308222010578
23:41:01 <steven_> unavail
23:42:33 <+Emma> http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=714308222010578
23:43:02 <+Emma> fixed
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