// #nerdhacks — 2015-02-13
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00:00:42 <steven_> know dis know dis
00:53:01 <steven_> dont all speak at once
00:53:05 <steven_> 0 words per minute
00:58:13 <+nate> yeah stop typing
00:58:15 <+nate> :O
01:00:12 <+Emma> this is fucking awesome
01:00:17 <+Emma> chat is pumping
01:00:20 <steven_> yeap
01:00:25 <steven_> u got the V J J
01:00:26 <+Emma> might aswell talk to the trees outside
01:00:29 <steven_> get them in here emma
01:00:43 <steven_> tell them tit pics if they join!
01:00:46 <steven_> then give them this
01:00:54 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/645yf8
02:20:29 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
09:46:36 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:44:07 Quit: BlackDevil ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:44:25 Join: BlackDevil ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks *** Previously: Bonny, dragen, grem
11:44:26 Mode: (by YouTube) +v BlackDevil
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12:00:22 Mode: (by YouTube) +v slinky_J
15:57:25 Topic Is: http://services.nerdhacks.net/stats/nerdhacks.html
15:57:25 Set By: (bios) on: Sun Feb 08 20:34:45 2015
15:57:27 Mode: (by YouTube) +v damian
16:39:31 Nick: PunkyBrewster is now known as katatonic_taco01
16:54:02 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0
16:54:04 <YouTube> YouTube Title: OutKast - Roses Views: 9,606,910 Uploaded: Published on Apr 26, 2013 Duration: 6 Minutes 5 Seconds
17:30:40 Nick: steven_ is now known as stevenn
17:32:59 <stevenn> i dont think u can handle this
17:33:12 <stevenn> didnt get sacked or made redunant today
17:33:14 <stevenn> im spewin
17:49:00 Nick: stevenn is now known as steven_
17:50:03 <nate> steven geez:)
17:50:26 <steven_> ;)
17:50:51 <steven_> i got over a month anual leave
17:52:34 <nate> yeah baby
17:53:36 <steven_> yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
17:54:15 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnPyDklAk7Q
17:54:16 <YouTube> YouTube Title: The Butterfly Effect - Crave Views: 98,070 Uploaded: Jun 3, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 56 Seconds
17:54:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Butterfly Effect - Crave (Jun 3, 2009) 3:56 - Category: Music - 98,070 views - 526 likes (98.9%), 6 dislikes (1.1%)
17:54:25 <nate> i crave yew
17:55:18 <steven_> HAHA
17:55:20 <steven_> ;p
17:55:53 <steven_> http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2362328-anderson-silva-reportedly-failed-2nd-drug-test-relating-to-ufc-183
17:56:36 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCWXXuOv_So
17:56:37 <YouTube> YouTube Title: Rob Thomas - Little Wonders Views: 414,270 Uploaded: Jun 4, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 45 Seconds
17:56:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rob Thomas - Little Wonders (Jun 4, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Music - 414,270 views - 2,338 likes (98%), 47 dislikes (2%)
17:57:55 <nate> love that
17:58:07 <nate> i dont do steroids, i do peptides
17:58:09 <nate> lol
17:58:23 <nate> cheating cunts everywhere
17:58:33 <steven_> ;p
17:58:36 <steven_> 65kg
17:58:40 <steven_> today on the scales
17:59:03 <nate> steven dont mention your weight again, its 2 massive ;D
17:59:28 <nate> if u got to 59kg you could be a shower toy
17:59:39 <nate> play with you and wash myself
17:59:44 <nate> how lovely would that be
18:00:33 <steven_> i was almost 59kg
18:00:35 <steven_> last weeek
18:01:11 <nate> u been drinking?
18:01:15 <nate> water it up?
18:01:21 <nate> hydration baby
18:01:52 <steven_> not really
18:01:57 <steven_> water in my coffee
18:02:00 <steven_> if that counts ;p
18:02:18 <nate> u damn Poof
18:02:24 <nate> POOOFTa'
18:02:27 <nate> POOFY
18:02:35 <nate> pretend its good for ya
18:02:36 <nate> :L
18:02:54 <steven_> thats why i dont drink it
18:02:54 <steven_> haha
18:03:37 <nate> i get my pt certificate in a few weeks
18:03:48 <nate> cost me 3500$
18:03:53 <nate> lol
18:04:15 <nate> maybe alittle more actually
18:04:17 <nate> ehh :D
18:04:22 <nate> i better get a job out of it
18:04:44 <nate> dont ever wanna go back to factory work
18:04:49 <nate> i know a gym owner should be fine:)
18:05:00 * nate drools on steven
18:05:13 <nate> get a nice hard copy
18:05:15 <nate> posted out
18:06:09 <steven_> hehe
18:06:29 <steven_> nate why do you bother in melbourne ?
18:06:33 <steven_> they are all losers.
18:08:05 <nate> nah i like odd people
18:08:16 <nate> chris is legend!
18:08:20 <nate> so honest
18:08:20 <steven_> chris is ok
18:08:32 <steven_> i hate when people trolll him
18:08:51 <nate> yeah he just want a girl
18:08:58 <nate> :p
18:11:13 <nate> everyone is here chatting doing the same thing, no one is better than another person
18:11:22 <nate> equals
18:12:12 <steven_> yeah in this channel that applys
18:12:16 <steven_> but not in melbourne lolol
18:12:36 <nate> people like confrontation
18:12:41 <nate> makes it exciting
18:12:57 <nate> they think they tuff:)
18:13:04 <nate> behind a computer
18:13:21 <nate> really they have a loveless life
18:13:28 <nate> and they all need a hug
18:13:45 <nate> and to drink some water
18:13:47 <nate> :D
18:16:21 <steven_> agree'd
18:17:05 <nate> this is a place we can make friends and enemies and it doesnt really matter
18:17:14 <nate> not like we can just pop over
18:17:26 <steven_> welll
18:17:30 <nate> but steven does
18:17:32 <nate> :D~
18:17:35 <nate> hahas
18:17:35 <steven_> ;P
18:21:03 <nate> http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=30co9s1&s=8#.VN2lkC43080
18:21:07 <nate> lol chris
18:21:44 <steven_> u need to chop it up first
18:21:49 <nate> lol
18:21:59 <nate> skipped that bit
18:22:00 <nate> :D
18:38:55 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2UIC5nM2I
18:38:57 <YouTube> YouTube Title: Foreigner - Say You Will HQ Views: 2,489,546 Uploaded: Nov 18, 2009 Duration: 3 Minutes 55 Seconds
18:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foreigner - Say You Will [HQ] (Nov 18, 2009) 3:55 - Category: Music - views - 8,461 likes (98.8%), 102 dislikes (1.2%)
19:25:22 <Emma> haha can you see it steven?
19:26:50 <steven_> see wot ?
19:36:06 <steven_> u play any gaming consoles?
19:36:08 <steven_> or any games ?
19:38:08 <nate> steven_ are u talking to yourself?
19:38:58 <steven_> im talking to you nate
19:39:01 <steven_> the great
19:40:06 <nate> yes i am playing ultima online;l
19:40:13 <nate> soo retro
19:42:10 <nate> i play marvel puzzle quest on my phone 2
19:42:53 <nate> i have a ps3 havnt played that for years
19:42:55 <nate> :P
19:47:57 <steven_> cool
19:48:04 <steven_> i have a ps3
19:48:09 <steven_> well, my son does
22:11:37 Nick: katatonic_taco01 is now known as Taco
22:19:45 <steven_> what games u got ?
22:47:06 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCXvheBAl2I
22:47:08 <YouTube> YouTube Title: GTA 5 Naked Girl & Man Mods/Hack/Reactions (GTA V Funny Moments) Views: 1,242 Uploaded: Published on Feb 10, 2015 Duration: 4 Minutes 36 Seconds
22:47:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GTA 5 Naked Girl & Man Mods/Hack/Reactions (GTA V Funny Moments) (Feb 10, 2015) 4:36 - Category: Gaming - views - 43 likes (95.6%), 2 dislikes (4.4%)
22:47:59 Mode: (by Taco) +b *!*Snoot@*.org
22:47:59 Kick: BlackDevil was kicked by Taco (bai)
22:48:58 <nate> the girl has pants on
22:49:03 <nate> so gey
22:49:15 Mode: (by Taco) +ooooo bios damian nate slinky_J steven_
22:49:32 <+steven_> lolol
22:49:55 <Taco> I'm aware he idles in channels for some kind of information gathering
22:50:04 <Taco> so yea, unusual he comes here to not talk
22:50:20 <+steven_> well, there are talks of network links
22:50:21 <+steven_> ;p
22:50:34 <Taco> eh?
22:50:41 <Taco> nerdhacks -> austnet?
22:50:44 <+steven_> yea
22:51:07 <Taco> who you been talking 2? BD?
22:51:16 <+steven_> a few
22:51:23 <+steven_> they suggested it
22:51:58 <Taco> hmm, they're probably not aware of some other occurance that'll happen soon
22:52:22 <+steven_> not sure
22:52:29 <+steven_> but its all just talk
22:52:34 <+steven_> atm
22:52:45 <+steven_> we may link one server
22:54:16 <+steven_> not sure
22:54:29 <+steven_> dunno dont really care much for this network
22:59:55 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:59:56 Mode: (by YouTube) +v amelia
23:01:34 <Taco> ahh with that attitude im sure you'll fit in well
23:05:47 <+steven_> who wants to fit in ?
23:07:03 <+steven_> with people like lwaxana loooool
23:07:18 <+steven_> i hate that cunt with a passion
23:08:13 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
23:12:53 <Emma> cool
23:13:13 <Taco> Has Lwaxana ever had friends? Ever?
23:13:20 <Taco> I'm not just talking about IRC
23:13:30 <Emma> i dont know who that is
23:13:33 <Emma> but im going to say
23:13:35 <Emma> no
23:13:50 <Emma> and more than likely will never have friends
23:14:03 <Emma> for the remainder of its life
23:15:30 <+steven_> hhahaha
23:15:35 <+steven_> ur a dick
23:17:30 <Emma> why
23:17:36 <Emma> im just saying the truth
23:17:46 <Emma> i bet its a virgin too
23:17:53 <+steven_> its like 70
23:20:26 <Emma> well looks like it will never get a poke
23:20:40 <+steven_> it might be getting poked now
23:20:56 <+nate> it!
23:20:59 <+nate> it has feelings
23:21:00 <+nate> :D~
23:21:08 <+steven_> haha
23:21:22 <Emma> yes
23:21:22 <Emma> its
23:21:30 <Emma> most of the people on here are its
23:21:40 <+steven_> you learn fastttttttttttt
23:21:47 <Emma> you never know what hiding behind the computer
23:21:59 * nate farts
23:22:04 <+steven_> maybe a hot biatch
23:22:08 <+nate> all kids of smells
23:22:09 <Emma> like me?
23:22:10 <Emma> hahaha
23:22:11 <+nate> or kinds
23:22:16 <+nate> kids i love!
23:22:19 <Emma> look at this fool
23:22:19 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> when you are free babe pls let me know....might struggle to sleep tnyt
23:22:19 <Emma> <Emma> why?
23:22:19 <Emma> <Emma> you dont know me
23:22:19 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> ur fun
23:22:19 <Emma> <Emma> you should sleep fine
23:22:29 <+nate> how many kids u got steve?
23:22:38 <+nate> 100 or 101
23:22:48 <Emma> well
23:23:02 <+nate> sixinchrambo must be spanish man
23:23:09 <+nate> lol
23:23:17 <Emma> Haha wouldnt suprise me
23:23:23 <Emma> sent me a photo
23:23:29 <Emma> had a car in the background
23:23:33 <Emma> i said nice car
23:23:33 <+nate> hmm cars
23:23:43 <+nate> what car was it
23:23:45 <Emma> it was a vl calais
23:23:52 <Emma> it was a nice car
23:23:52 <+nate> lol old school
23:23:55 <Emma> i didnt lie
23:24:09 <Emma> well it was pretty shitty compared to what ive seen
23:24:17 <Emma> so i did lie a little
23:24:27 <+nate> nothing compared to steves xbox
23:24:29 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> yeah lots....like ur personality :)
23:24:29 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> and the way u starve me of your attention :)
23:24:41 <Emma> ive said about 6 things to him
23:24:55 <Emma> my personalality is awesome
23:25:13 <Emma> maybe its time to be the sacrastic bitch that i am
23:25:21 <Emma> That will change his attitude
23:27:46 <Emma> time for him to sit and wait liike a little queer
23:27:49 <Emma> no more replies
23:28:22 <+damian> EMMA
23:29:15 <Emma> what
23:29:35 <+nate> emma make a little black book of irc creepers:)
23:29:42 <+nate> haha
23:29:47 <Emma> i dont need to
23:29:49 <+nate> wont be little
23:29:50 <+nate> hahaha
23:30:04 <Emma> no shit ive been on here for like 4 days
23:30:15 <Emma> lastnight it all started
23:30:21 <+amelia> that dork msg me too
23:30:32 <+amelia> <SixInchRambo>im 26 m mlb with pic http://picpaste.com/mypic-ePy7IvPK.JPG
23:30:32 <+amelia> <SixInchRambo>care for a chat?
23:31:00 <+nate> nice
23:31:04 <Emma> he told me he was 28
23:31:05 <Emma> haha
23:31:10 <+amelia> such a cassanova
23:31:17 <Emma> i said i was 35
23:31:19 <Emma> hahahaha
23:32:03 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> im trying to....sometimes its worth the pain :)
23:32:03 <Emma> <Emma> what about the pain when i run you over with my bus
23:32:03 <Emma> <Emma> is it still worth it?
23:32:03 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> u wouldnt do that would u?
23:32:03 <Emma> <Emma> i might
23:32:09 Join: yodasayswhat ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:32:10 Mode: (by YouTube) +v yodasayswhat
23:32:16 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> i'll take the risk :P
23:32:16 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> you're worth it :)
23:32:16 <Emma> <SixInchRambo> or am i being a dumb male? lol
23:32:20 <Emma> what a tool
23:32:40 <yodasayswhat> which tool?
23:32:44 <+amelia> spanner
23:32:44 <Emma> you
23:32:47 <yodasayswhat> fair enough
23:32:50 <Emma> i mean steven
23:33:02 <Emma> but what is a tool?
23:33:10 <Emma> ive never seen one bofore
23:33:12 <yodasayswhat> yeah that tool kinda sux... always having to fix them nuts
23:33:25 <damian> [11:30:21pm] (@+amelia) that dork msg me too
23:33:25 <damian> [11:30:32pm] (@+amelia) <SixInchRambo>im 26 m mlb with pic http://picpaste.com/mypic-ePy7IvPK.JPG
23:33:25 <damian> [11:30:32pm] (@+amelia) <SixInchRambo>care for a chat?
23:33:26 <+damian> rofl
23:33:39 <+damian> that picture is at least ten years old
23:33:52 <+damian> 40yo guy trying to relive his youth
23:33:52 <Emma> i dont care he is a tosser
23:33:56 <+amelia> holdin on to the past
23:34:12 <Emma> someone that is that desperate
23:34:16 <Emma> has problems
23:34:37 <Emma> should send him a link to the rubber vaginas
23:34:54 <Emma> so he dont have to try get a root over the internet
23:35:21 <Emma> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1037561499603890
23:35:29 <Emma> Do you guys like that teedy?
23:35:37 <Emma> I think its awesome!!!!
23:35:42 <yodasayswhat> he can only get root in linux
23:36:19 <Emma> or a hooker
23:36:34 <Emma> maybe a crackhead
23:36:44 <Emma> or could even be damian putting out
23:36:50 <Emma> we will never know
23:37:05 <yodasayswhat> love the pics in the comments
23:38:01 <Emma> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153279489267985&set=p.10153279489267985&type=1&theater
23:38:03 <Emma> that one?
23:38:07 <Emma> i bet you like it
23:38:33 <yodasayswhat> as appetising as that is... no
23:38:43 <Emma> haha
23:38:48 <Emma> lick it
23:38:59 <Emma> you will never need to buy floss again
23:39:28 <+nate> needs to do some squats
23:39:32 <+nate> on my face
23:39:36 <Emma> yeah
23:39:42 <yodasayswhat> *pukes
23:39:47 <Emma> i bet you would enjoy that
23:40:00 <+nate> puke on my face the best
23:40:14 <yodasayswhat> hmm
23:40:15 <+nate> ohh soo pretty
23:40:20 <yodasayswhat> golden showers
23:40:46 <+nate> my flatty said he used to pee on his girlfriend in the shower
23:40:52 <+nate> she did cheat on him tho ;l
23:41:04 <+nate> soo who knows!
23:41:07 <yodasayswhat> deserved every drop then
23:41:28 <+nate> somehow he still loves her
23:41:29 <Emma> nate
23:41:31 <+nate> haha ;D
23:41:35 <Emma> i think i found you
23:41:37 <Emma> https://mytrainerchris.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/skinny.jpg
23:41:47 <Emma> that has to be you
23:42:08 <+nate> hes pretty hot
23:42:12 <+nate> not me:)
23:42:23 <Emma> http://www.dangerouslyfit.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/how-to-gain-muscle-for-skinny-guys-1060463-flash.jpg
23:42:26 <Emma> That has to be you
23:42:31 <Emma> you cant deny that
23:42:33 <+nate> take a used garbage bag with maggots in it, thats more me:)
23:42:55 <yodasayswhat> that's so bringing sexy back
23:42:57 * nate drools
23:43:04 <+nate> is that bill gates lifting
23:43:06 <Emma> i know
23:43:14 <Emma> no thats you trying to lift
23:43:59 <+nate> i dont wanna be bill gates
23:44:03 <+nate> nooo!
23:44:06 <Emma> its ok
23:44:23 <Emma> i see alot of personal trainers who look like that
23:45:05 <+nate> lean and mean?
23:45:14 <Emma> just rememeber to skip leg day so you fit in those skinny leg jeans
23:45:57 <yodasayswhat> chicken legs ftw
23:48:52 Mode: (by YouTube) -b *!*Snoot@*.org
23:49:39 <Emma> poop
23:50:42 <+nate> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bha-Pay8pkw/maxresdefault.jpg
23:50:53 <Emma> im not opening that
23:51:00 <+nate> do it for the world
23:51:01 <Emma> i bet its poop
23:51:21 <+nate> i will bet stevens testicals
23:51:43 <+steven_> haha\
23:52:00 <+nate> now i have 4
23:52:04 <+nate> yay!
23:53:32 Quit: yodasayswhat ([email protected]) Quit:
23:54:50 <+nate> http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfBdwagIAAEHV3y.jpg
23:54:52 <+nate> lol
23:57:35 <+nate> steves place
23:57:38 <+nate> http://www.aviatestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Daily-Abspiration-Hot-Chicks-Hot-Abs-Group-Abs.jpg
23:58:31 <+steven_> loool
23:58:35 <+steven_> seems legit
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