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00:00 <Agent> Well I also don't mind if you masturbate in my presence, that's hot too
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> had my popcorn, cheeseburger and hotdog, but then halfway through the movie I realised shit i shouldn't have drank a large coke cause pregnant bitches need to go to the toilet so much
00:00 <Kelevra> I hate masturbating if someone else can do it
00:00 <Agent> Well the thing about a drive through is you can squat between cars and nobody can see you
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> deadset angelina was in my tummy watching the heat with me laughing away
00:00 <Agent> Well I also don't mind if you masturbate in my presence, that's hot too
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> deadset angelina was in my tummy watching the heat with me laughing away
00:00 <Agent> Well I also don't mind if you masturbate in my presence, that's hot too
01:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to be like 'touch yourself' I'm like 'wtf you do it'
01:00 <Agent> Haha
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
01:00 <Agent> Well it's hot to watch BUT I won't complain TOO much if you want me to do it for you
01:00 <Kelevra> I've never pissed outdoors @ the driveins
01:00 <Agent> That's a reasonably good problem to have :)
01:00 <Kelevra> had my popcorn, cheeseburger and hotdog, but then halfway through the movie I realised shit i shouldn't have drank a large coke cause pregnant bitches need to go to the toilet so much
01:00 <Kelevra> I hate masturbating if someone else can do it
01:00 <Agent> Well the thing about a drive through is you can squat between cars and nobody can see you
01:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to be like 'touch yourself' I'm like 'wtf you do it'
01:00 <Agent> Haha
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
01:00 <Kelevra> had my popcorn, cheeseburger and hotdog, but then halfway through the movie I realised shit i shouldn't have drank a large coke cause pregnant bitches need to go to the toilet so much
01:00 <Kelevra> I hate masturbating if someone else can do it
01:00 <Agent> Well the thing about a drive through is you can squat between cars and nobody can see you
01:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to be like 'touch yourself' I'm like 'wtf you do it'
01:00 <Agent> Haha
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
02:00 <Kelevra> in dandenong some cunt will butt rush you or push you into your own wee wee
02:00 <Agent> We're not fucking in Dandenong
02:00 <Agent> Ever
02:00 <Agent> Flat out
02:00 <Kelevra> dromana?
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> where the fuck are other drive ins
02:00 <Agent> I don't know where that is. I'm not very familiar with Melbourne
02:00 <Agent> But I know Dandenong is a shithole :(
02:00 <Kelevra> coburg I think has one but that's like rape city
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> i know where both are. never been though.
02:00 <Agent> Oh we can go to a drivein at Dandenong
02:00 <Agent> Well it's hot to watch BUT I won't complain TOO much if you want me to do it for you
02:00 <Kelevra> I've never pissed outdoors @ the driveins
02:00 <Agent> That's a reasonably good problem to have :)
02:00 <Kelevra> in dandenong some cunt will butt rush you or push you into your own wee wee
02:00 <Agent> We're not fucking in Dandenong
02:00 <Agent> Ever
02:00 <Agent> Flat out
02:00 <Kelevra> dromana?
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> where the fuck are other drive ins
02:00 <Agent> Well it's hot to watch BUT I won't complain TOO much if you want me to do it for you
02:00 <Kelevra> I've never pissed outdoors @ the driveins
02:00 <Agent> That's a reasonably good problem to have :)
02:00 <Kelevra> in dandenong some cunt will butt rush you or push you into your own wee wee
02:00 <Agent> We're not fucking in Dandenong
02:00 <Agent> Ever
02:00 <Agent> Flat out
02:00 <Kelevra> dromana?
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> where the fuck are other drive ins
03:00 <Agent> But the fucking will happen elsewhere
03:00 <Kelevra> omg geoffy lunar is awesome
03:00 <Kelevra> I pretty much lived there back in the day
03:00 <Kelevra> I'd smoke bongs, have some beers, watch two movies I'd never remember
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> i havent been to the movies in years.
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
03:00 <Agent> You can bong it up while we're fucking
03:00 <Agent> I don't know where that is. I'm not very familiar with Melbourne
03:00 <Agent> But I know Dandenong is a shithole :(
03:00 <Kelevra> coburg I think has one but that's like rape city
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> i know where both are. never been though.
03:00 <Agent> Oh we can go to a drivein at Dandenong
03:00 <Agent> But the fucking will happen elsewhere
03:00 <Kelevra> omg geoffy lunar is awesome
03:00 <Kelevra> I pretty much lived there back in the day
03:00 <Kelevra> I'd smoke bongs, have some beers, watch two movies I'd never remember
03:00 <Agent> I don't know where that is. I'm not very familiar with Melbourne
03:00 <Agent> But I know Dandenong is a shithole :(
03:00 <Kelevra> coburg I think has one but that's like rape city
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> i know where both are. never been though.
03:00 <Agent> Oh we can go to a drivein at Dandenong
03:00 <Agent> But the fucking will happen elsewhere
03:00 <Kelevra> omg geoffy lunar is awesome
03:00 <Kelevra> I pretty much lived there back in the day
03:00 <Kelevra> I'd smoke bongs, have some beers, watch two movies I'd never remember
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
04:00 <Kelevra> the last movie I saw was the heat when I was pregnant with angel
04:00 <Agent> Well I'm not waitin for you to smoke before I slip inside
04:00 <Kelevra> or actually it might've been star trek
04:00 <Agent> I don't bong, so I ain't twiddlin my thumbs while I wait :)
04:00 <Kelevra> or the iron man 3d one
04:00 <Kelevra> I don't smoke anymore, haven't in years
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> i havent been to the movies in years.
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
04:00 <Agent> You can bong it up while we're fucking
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
04:00 <Kelevra> the last movie I saw was the heat when I was pregnant with angel
04:00 <Agent> Well I'm not waitin for you to smoke before I slip inside
04:00 <Kelevra> or actually it might've been star trek
04:00 <Agent> I don't bong, so I ain't twiddlin my thumbs while I wait :)
04:00 <Kelevra> or the iron man 3d one
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> i havent been to the movies in years.
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
04:00 <Agent> You can bong it up while we're fucking
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
04:00 <Kelevra> the last movie I saw was the heat when I was pregnant with angel
04:00 <Agent> Well I'm not waitin for you to smoke before I slip inside
04:00 <Kelevra> or actually it might've been star trek
04:00 <Agent> I don't bong, so I ain't twiddlin my thumbs while I wait :)
04:00 <Kelevra> or the iron man 3d one
05:00 <Kelevra> I heard the best thing to do when you're having sex is sneeze or cough
05:00 <Agent> I had a casual bitch once who was very much like you
05:00 <Kelevra> or vomit
05:00 <Kelevra> no shit
05:00 <Agent> Or perhaps, who you were
05:00 <Kelevra> apparently it feels ace for the guy
05:00 <Agent> Young, no kids, metal type, dreads, a bit hippy
05:00 <Kelevra> I don't have dreads
05:00 <Agent> Always horny at the drop of a dime
05:00 <Agent> No, just describing her
05:00 <Agent> AMber was her name
05:00 <Kelevra> I don't smoke anymore, haven't in years
05:00 <Kelevra> I heard the best thing to do when you're having sex is sneeze or cough
05:00 <Agent> I had a casual bitch once who was very much like you
05:00 <Kelevra> or vomit
05:00 <Kelevra> no shit
05:00 <Agent> Or perhaps, who you were
05:00 <Kelevra> I don't smoke anymore, haven't in years
05:00 <Kelevra> I heard the best thing to do when you're having sex is sneeze or cough
05:00 <Agent> I had a casual bitch once who was very much like you
05:00 <Kelevra> or vomit
05:00 <Kelevra> no shit
05:00 <Agent> Or perhaps, who you were
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's me
06:00 <Agent> Best sex I ever had
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah the crazy bitches are where it's @
06:00 <Kelevra> that's what I keep telling everyone
06:00 <Agent> Just had to touch her, pretty much anywhere, and she got that look in her eye
06:00 <Agent> The one that I knew meant I'd be inside her in a few minutes
06:00 <Kelevra> apparently it feels ace for the guy
06:00 <Agent> Young, no kids, metal type, dreads, a bit hippy
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't have dreads
06:00 <Agent> Always horny at the drop of a dime
06:00 <Agent> No, just describing her
06:00 <Agent> AMber was her name
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's me
06:00 <Agent> Best sex I ever had
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah the crazy bitches are where it's @
06:00 <Kelevra> that's what I keep telling everyone
06:00 <Agent> Just had to touch her, pretty much anywhere, and she got that look in her eye
06:00 <Agent> The one that I knew meant I'd be inside her in a few minutes
06:00 <Kelevra> apparently it feels ace for the guy
06:00 <Agent> Young, no kids, metal type, dreads, a bit hippy
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't have dreads
06:00 <Agent> Always horny at the drop of a dime
06:00 <Agent> No, just describing her
06:00 <Agent> AMber was her name
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's me
06:00 <Agent> Best sex I ever had
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah the crazy bitches are where it's @
06:00 <Kelevra> that's what I keep telling everyone
06:00 <Agent> Just had to touch her, pretty much anywhere, and she got that look in her eye
06:00 <Agent> The one that I knew meant I'd be inside her in a few minutes
07:00 <Kelevra> shit maybe kids have ruined me cause with my ex I'd be like 'fuck off let me sleep'
07:00 <Agent> She was fuckin wild
07:00 <Agent> Well she liked to do the spoons while she was sleeping
07:00 <Kelevra> sleep, sex, paying bills and rent, buying meat, all that shit pleases me
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm the most simple bitch ever
07:00 <Kelevra> shit maybe kids have ruined me cause with my ex I'd be like 'fuck off let me sleep'
07:00 <Agent> She was fuckin wild
07:00 <Agent> Well she liked to do the spoons while she was sleeping
07:00 <Kelevra> shit maybe kids have ruined me cause with my ex I'd be like 'fuck off let me sleep'
07:00 <Agent> She was fuckin wild
07:00 <Agent> Well she liked to do the spoons while she was sleeping
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> So I'd kind of hold her from behind and stroke her to sleep, nothing sexy just being together... and then I'd stroke her leg or something, totally innocently, but wherever her hotspot was that day, if I touched it, she'd roll over and I'd get the look
08:00 <Agent> I wouldn't even have to mean it
08:00 <Kelevra> wtf did you guys sleep with the lights on or something?
08:00 <Agent> No
08:00 <Kelevra> I love back tickles
08:00 <Kelevra> sleep, sex, paying bills and rent, buying meat, all that shit pleases me
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm the most simple bitch ever
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> So I'd kind of hold her from behind and stroke her to sleep, nothing sexy just being together... and then I'd stroke her leg or something, totally innocently, but wherever her hotspot was that day, if I touched it, she'd roll over and I'd get the look
08:00 <Agent> I wouldn't even have to mean it
08:00 <Kelevra> sleep, sex, paying bills and rent, buying meat, all that shit pleases me
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm the most simple bitch ever
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> So I'd kind of hold her from behind and stroke her to sleep, nothing sexy just being together... and then I'd stroke her leg or something, totally innocently, but wherever her hotspot was that day, if I touched it, she'd roll over and I'd get the look
08:00 <Agent> I wouldn't even have to mean it
09:00 <Agent> Haha
09:00 <Agent> My favourite spot to tickle a girl is right *beside* the puss
09:00 <Agent> That really smooth bit of skin in the crease of your leg, right between the thigh and the puss
09:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> ?Ψ
09:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> 14looooooooool cant believe 12+12kelevra still here
09:00 <Kelevra> wtf did you guys sleep with the lights on or something?
09:00 <Agent> No
09:00 <Kelevra> I love back tickles
09:00 <Agent> Haha
09:00 <Agent> My favourite spot to tickle a girl is right *beside* the puss
09:00 <Kelevra> wtf did you guys sleep with the lights on or something?
09:00 <Agent> No
09:00 <Kelevra> I love back tickles
09:00 <Agent> Haha
09:00 <Agent> My favourite spot to tickle a girl is right *beside* the puss
10:00 <Agent> *Every* girl jumps ticklish when you tickle her there
10:00 <Kelevra> well you'd hate my vadge region currently
10:00 <Agent> Why
10:00 <Kelevra> it needs a fkn status update
10:00 <Agent> That really smooth bit of skin in the crease of your leg, right between the thigh and the puss
10:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> ?Ψ
10:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> 14looooooooool cant believe 12+12kelevra still here
10:00 <Agent> *Every* girl jumps ticklish when you tickle her there
10:00 <Agent> That really smooth bit of skin in the crease of your leg, right between the thigh and the puss
10:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> ?Ψ
10:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> 14looooooooool cant believe 12+12kelevra still here
10:00 <Agent> *Every* girl jumps ticklish when you tickle her there
11:00 <Dracula> Yeast?
11:00 <Xaphone> i have a weet eater.
11:00 <Xaphone> weed eater too
11:00 <Agent> Drac, I think she just means she hasn't shaved lately lol
11:00 <Kelevra> nah I was getting any so I refused to clear out the yard work
11:00 <Kelevra> wasn't*
11:00 <Agent> Well
11:00 <Agent> In preparation for our date
11:00 <Dracula> Ok
11:00 <Agent> I want you to do the patch
11:00 <Kelevra> well you'd hate my vadge region currently
11:00 <Agent> Why
11:00 <Kelevra> it needs a fkn status update
11:00 <Dracula> Yeast?
11:00 <Xaphone> i have a weet eater.
11:00 <Xaphone> weed eater too
11:00 <Agent> Drac, I think she just means she hasn't shaved lately lol
11:00 <Kelevra> nah I was getting any so I refused to clear out the yard work
11:00 <Kelevra> wasn't*
11:00 <Kelevra> well you'd hate my vadge region currently
11:00 <Agent> Why
11:00 <Kelevra> it needs a fkn status update
11:00 <Dracula> Yeast?
11:00 <Xaphone> i have a weet eater.
11:00 <Xaphone> weed eater too
11:00 <Agent> Drac, I think she just means she hasn't shaved lately lol
11:00 <Kelevra> nah I was getting any so I refused to clear out the yard work
11:00 <Kelevra> wasn't*
12:00 <Dracula> Lol
12:00 <Agent> I like the patch :)
12:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck that I'll veet everything
12:00 <Agent> Nothing down around the lips where I'll end up eating it
12:00 <Dracula> U gonna meet kelevra?
12:00 <Kelevra> I once burnt my asshole with veer
12:00 <Kelevra> veet*
12:00 <Dracula> Wtf have i logged on into
12:00 <Agent> But up above, where it's out of the way but still nice to touch, you can leave a patch there :)
12:00 <Xaphone> lol
12:00 <Kelevra> I was seeing this drop dead georgour guy
12:00 <Agent> Well
12:00 <Agent> In preparation for our date
12:00 <Dracula> Ok
12:00 <Agent> I want you to do the patch
12:00 <Dracula> Lol
12:00 <Agent> I like the patch :)
12:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck that I'll veet everything
12:00 <Agent> Nothing down around the lips where I'll end up eating it
12:00 <Dracula> U gonna meet kelevra?
12:00 <Kelevra> I once burnt my asshole with veer
12:00 <Kelevra> veet*
12:00 <Agent> Well
12:00 <Agent> In preparation for our date
12:00 <Dracula> Ok
12:00 <Agent> I want you to do the patch
12:00 <Dracula> Lol
12:00 <Agent> I like the patch :)
12:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck that I'll veet everything
12:00 <Agent> Nothing down around the lips where I'll end up eating it
12:00 <Dracula> U gonna meet kelevra?
12:00 <Kelevra> I once burnt my asshole with veer
12:00 <Kelevra> veet*
13:00 <Kelevra> he was spanish and had this hot as fuck ute
13:00 <Dracula> Im out
13:00 <Agent> Drac no K and I live in different cities and are unlikely to ever meet. We're just discussing what our date would be like if we did :)
13:00 <Agent> Oh, laters
13:00 <Xaphone> hahah
13:00 <Kelevra> I still banged him even though my asshole hurt but he didn't bang my asshole thankfully
13:00 <Xaphone> killin users
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:00 <Agent> Yeh I don't do anal sex
13:00 <Dracula> Lol
13:00 <Agent> Did you get my last message Drac lol
13:00 <Kelevra> whaaa
13:00 <Agent> [00:13] <Dracula> Im out
13:00 <Agent> [00:13] <@Agent> Drac no K and I live in different cities and are unlikely to ever meet. We're just discussing what our date would be like if we did :)
13:00 <Agent> [00:13] * Dracula ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
13:00 <Kelevra> WHATTTTT
13:00 <Dracula> Flooding ban olz
13:00 <Dracula> Plz
13:00 <Dracula> Wtf have i logged on into
13:00 <Agent> But up above, where it's out of the way but still nice to touch, you can leave a patch there :)
13:00 <Xaphone> lol
13:00 <Kelevra> I was seeing this drop dead georgour guy
13:00 <Kelevra> he was spanish and had this hot as fuck ute
13:00 <Dracula> Im out
13:00 <Agent> Drac no K and I live in different cities and are unlikely to ever meet. We're just discussing what our date would be like if we did :)
13:00 <Agent> Oh, laters
13:00 <Xaphone> hahah
13:00 <Kelevra> I still banged him even though my asshole hurt but he didn't bang my asshole thankfully
13:00 <Xaphone> killin users
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:00 <Dracula> Wtf have i logged on into
13:00 <Agent> But up above, where it's out of the way but still nice to touch, you can leave a patch there :)
13:00 <Xaphone> lol
13:00 <Kelevra> I was seeing this drop dead georgour guy
13:00 <Kelevra> he was spanish and had this hot as fuck ute
13:00 <Dracula> Im out
13:00 <Agent> Drac no K and I live in different cities and are unlikely to ever meet. We're just discussing what our date would be like if we did :)
13:00 <Agent> Oh, laters
13:00 <Xaphone> hahah
13:00 <Kelevra> I still banged him even though my asshole hurt but he didn't bang my asshole thankfully
13:00 <Xaphone> killin users
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <Agent> Oh apparenrly K doesn't want to fuck me anymore
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <Agent> When I said I don't do anal, she appears to have lost it
14:00 <Agent> I prefer to fuck pussy
14:00 <Kelevra> nah I still might but it's just shocking for a guy to say hed not fuck my anus
14:00 <Agent> I mean, a pussy is a much more purpose built thing to fuck
14:00 <Kelevra> like I'm literally in shock
14:00 <Agent> It's never been my thing
14:00 <Agent> Yeh I don't do anal sex
14:00 <Dracula> Lol
14:00 <Agent> Did you get my last message Drac lol
14:00 <Kelevra> whaaa
14:00 <Agent> [00:13] <Dracula> Im out
14:00 <Agent> [00:13] <@Agent> Drac no K and I live in different cities and are unlikely to ever meet. We're just discussing what our date would be like if we did :)
14:00 <Agent> [00:13] * Dracula ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
14:00 <Kelevra> WHATTTTT
14:00 <Dracula> Flooding ban olz
14:00 <Dracula> Plz
14:00 <Agent> Oh apparenrly K doesn't want to fuck me anymore
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <Agent> When I said I don't do anal, she appears to have lost it
14:00 <Agent> Yeh I don't do anal sex
14:00 <Dracula> Lol
14:00 <Agent> Did you get my last message Drac lol
14:00 <Kelevra> whaaa
14:00 <Agent> [00:13] <Dracula> Im out
14:00 <Agent> [00:13] <@Agent> Drac no K and I live in different cities and are unlikely to ever meet. We're just discussing what our date would be like if we did :)
14:00 <Agent> [00:13] * Dracula ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
14:00 <Kelevra> WHATTTTT
14:00 <Dracula> Flooding ban olz
14:00 <Dracula> Plz
14:00 <Agent> Oh apparenrly K doesn't want to fuck me anymore
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <Agent> When I said I don't do anal, she appears to have lost it
15:00 <Kelevra> I remember the first time I did it and it was a spite fuck
15:00 <Kelevra> and it was pretty good then the next time I didn't like it as much
15:00 <Xaphone> maybe he likes sausage down a hallway feeling
15:00 <Agent> Lol
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:00 <Agent> Wait, you consciously allowed a guy to hatefuck you
15:00 <Agent> ?
15:00 <Agent> I prefer to fuck pussy
15:00 <Kelevra> nah I still might but it's just shocking for a guy to say hed not fuck my anus
15:00 <Agent> I mean, a pussy is a much more purpose built thing to fuck
15:00 <Kelevra> like I'm literally in shock
15:00 <Agent> It's never been my thing
15:00 <Kelevra> I remember the first time I did it and it was a spite fuck
15:00 <Kelevra> and it was pretty good then the next time I didn't like it as much
15:00 <Agent> I prefer to fuck pussy
15:00 <Kelevra> nah I still might but it's just shocking for a guy to say hed not fuck my anus
15:00 <Agent> I mean, a pussy is a much more purpose built thing to fuck
15:00 <Kelevra> like I'm literally in shock
15:00 <Agent> It's never been my thing
15:00 <Kelevra> I remember the first time I did it and it was a spite fuck
15:00 <Kelevra> and it was pretty good then the next time I didn't like it as much
16:00 <Agent> An intrinsic part of the hatefuck is hurting the girl
16:00 <Agent> Is that your thing? Pain?
16:00 <Dracula> Tampon tunnel
16:00 <Kelevra> like I wanted to break up with j00cy so I told him it's over and he said 'no it's not' and i said 'by the weekend I'm going to fuck another guy
16:00 <Kelevra> and so I did
16:00 <Dracula> SOSAJ WALLET
16:00 <Dracula> lol yeh agent
16:00 <Dracula> even i knew what she meant
16:00 <Kelevra> how can you say to someone 'no you're not breaking with me'
16:00 <Xaphone> maybe he likes sausage down a hallway feeling
16:00 <Agent> Lol
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
16:00 <Agent> Wait, you consciously allowed a guy to hatefuck you
16:00 <Agent> ?
16:00 <Agent> An intrinsic part of the hatefuck is hurting the girl
16:00 <Agent> Is that your thing? Pain?
16:00 <Dracula> Tampon tunnel
16:00 <Kelevra> like I wanted to break up with j00cy so I told him it's over and he said 'no it's not' and i said 'by the weekend I'm going to fuck another guy
16:00 <Kelevra> and so I did
16:00 <Dracula> SOSAJ WALLET
16:00 <Xaphone> maybe he likes sausage down a hallway feeling
16:00 <Agent> Lol
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
16:00 <Agent> Wait, you consciously allowed a guy to hatefuck you
16:00 <Agent> ?
16:00 <Agent> An intrinsic part of the hatefuck is hurting the girl
16:00 <Agent> Is that your thing? Pain?
16:00 <Dracula> Tampon tunnel
16:00 <Kelevra> like I wanted to break up with j00cy so I told him it's over and he said 'no it's not' and i said 'by the weekend I'm going to fuck another guy
16:00 <Kelevra> and so I did
16:00 <Dracula> SOSAJ WALLET
17:00 <Dracula> maybe he did nit want to give up on you
17:00 <Kelevra> well I needed to get his crazy ass out of my life
17:00 <Kelevra> and what's better than saying 'I don't care and i'm going to fuck someone else'
17:00 <Dracula> His crazy ass away by stucking things in yo ass
17:00 <Dracula> lol yeh agent
17:00 <Dracula> even i knew what she meant
17:00 <Kelevra> how can you say to someone 'no you're not breaking with me'
17:00 <Dracula> maybe he did nit want to give up on you
17:00 <Dracula> lol yeh agent
17:00 <Dracula> even i knew what she meant
17:00 <Kelevra> how can you say to someone 'no you're not breaking with me'
17:00 <Dracula> maybe he did nit want to give up on you
18:00 <Dracula> How ironic
18:00 <Dracula> teehee
18:00 <Kelevra> nah j00cy never got to fuck my ass
18:00 <Kelevra> his dick didn't work properly
18:00 <Dracula> nah the spite guy
18:00 <Dracula> u let it in your anal
18:00 <Kelevra> oh the spite guy was neat as
18:00 <Kelevra> and he had an xf with about 400h/p
18:00 <Dracula> C-anal
18:00 <Kelevra> well I needed to get his crazy ass out of my life
18:00 <Kelevra> and what's better than saying 'I don't care and i'm going to fuck someone else'
18:00 <Dracula> His crazy ass away by stucking things in yo ass
18:00 <Dracula> How ironic
18:00 <Dracula> teehee
18:00 <Kelevra> nah j00cy never got to fuck my ass
18:00 <Kelevra> his dick didn't work properly
18:00 <Dracula> nah the spite guy
18:00 <Kelevra> well I needed to get his crazy ass out of my life
18:00 <Kelevra> and what's better than saying 'I don't care and i'm going to fuck someone else'
18:00 <Dracula> His crazy ass away by stucking things in yo ass
18:00 <Dracula> How ironic
18:00 <Dracula> teehee
18:00 <Kelevra> nah j00cy never got to fuck my ass
18:00 <Kelevra> his dick didn't work properly
18:00 <Dracula> nah the spite guy
19:00 <Dracula> Love me a good xf
19:00 <Kelevra> sexy af to see a guy who can drive and drive well
19:00 <Xaphone> ew ford germs
19:00 <Dracula> was it red?
19:00 <Kelevra> green
19:00 <Dracula> Not so common
19:00 <Kelevra> and his brother had this racing camero
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah fuck that car was ace
19:00 <Dracula> u let it in your anal
19:00 <Kelevra> oh the spite guy was neat as
19:00 <Kelevra> and he had an xf with about 400h/p
19:00 <Dracula> C-anal
19:00 <Dracula> Love me a good xf
19:00 <Kelevra> sexy af to see a guy who can drive and drive well
19:00 <Xaphone> ew ford germs
19:00 <Dracula> was it red?
19:00 <Kelevra> green
19:00 <Dracula> Not so common
19:00 <Kelevra> and his brother had this racing camero
19:00 <Dracula> u let it in your anal
19:00 <Kelevra> oh the spite guy was neat as
19:00 <Kelevra> and he had an xf with about 400h/p
19:00 <Dracula> C-anal
19:00 <Dracula> Love me a good xf
19:00 <Kelevra> sexy af to see a guy who can drive and drive well
19:00 <Xaphone> ew ford germs
19:00 <Dracula> was it red?
19:00 <Kelevra> green
19:00 <Dracula> Not so common
19:00 <Kelevra> and his brother had this racing camero
20:00 <Kelevra> we fucked on the bonnet when I did anal and then the next time we did it in the backseat which was absolutely horrible
20:00 <Dracula> Did i join and kill the convo
20:00 <Dracula> sorry
20:00 <Dracula> i do that
20:00 <Kelevra> #1 a spider came out from nowhere and then the cops came cause I was screaming naked in his car
20:00 <Dracula> Im as bad as nice1
20:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah fuck that car was ace
20:00 <Kelevra> we fucked on the bonnet when I did anal and then the next time we did it in the backseat which was absolutely horrible
20:00 <Dracula> Did i join and kill the convo
20:00 <Dracula> sorry
20:00 <Dracula> i do that
20:00 <Kelevra> #1 a spider came out from nowhere and then the cops came cause I was screaming naked in his car
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah fuck that car was ace
20:00 <Kelevra> we fucked on the bonnet when I did anal and then the next time we did it in the backseat which was absolutely horrible
20:00 <Dracula> Did i join and kill the convo
20:00 <Dracula> sorry
20:00 <Dracula> i do that
20:00 <Kelevra> #1 a spider came out from nowhere and then the cops came cause I was screaming naked in his car
21:00 <Kelevra> seriously that had to be one of the worst sexual experiences
21:00 <Xaphone> ok. i thinl i should have waited a few hrs before stalking kel on fb.. lol
21:00 <Kelevra> dw Dracula, Xaphone and Agent are just masturbating
21:00 <Dracula> Id have called it a cunts-man
21:00 <Dracula> See what i did there
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
21:00 <Agent> I prolly will be later
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit I had to bludgen it to death with a water bottle
21:00 <Agent> I don't have a bish lined up for tonight
21:00 <Xaphone> i dont need to toss off.. wife is here lol
21:00 <Agent> But
21:00 <Dracula> Im as bad as nice1
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
21:00 <Kelevra> seriously that had to be one of the worst sexual experiences
21:00 <Xaphone> ok. i thinl i should have waited a few hrs before stalking kel on fb.. lol
21:00 <Kelevra> dw Dracula, Xaphone and Agent are just masturbating
21:00 <Dracula> Id have called it a cunts-man
21:00 <Dracula> Im as bad as nice1
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
21:00 <Kelevra> seriously that had to be one of the worst sexual experiences
21:00 <Xaphone> ok. i thinl i should have waited a few hrs before stalking kel on fb.. lol
21:00 <Kelevra> dw Dracula, Xaphone and Agent are just masturbating
21:00 <Dracula> Id have called it a cunts-man
22:00 <Agent> I'm sick as fuck so I probably won't want to
22:00 <Dracula> Or any other night agent
22:00 <Kelevra> got the flu?
22:00 <Agent> Well not this week anyway
22:00 <Agent> Worse: The MAN-flu
22:00 <Kelevra> oh noes
22:00 <Agent> I'm a MASSIVE pussy when I'm sick
22:00 <Agent> Probably the same as all other men
22:00 <Kelevra> I love getting sick
22:00 <Dracula> Having vampire aids is worse
22:00 <Dracula> I am a disease that consumes the walking flesh
22:00 <Kelevra> like it's heaps fun trying to rest and looking after two demonic assholes
22:00 <Xaphone> i learnt that fag cunts shouldnt rollerblade.
22:00 <Dracula> See what i did there
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
22:00 <Agent> I prolly will be later
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit I had to bludgen it to death with a water bottle
22:00 <Agent> I don't have a bish lined up for tonight
22:00 <Xaphone> i dont need to toss off.. wife is here lol
22:00 <Agent> But
22:00 <Agent> I'm sick as fuck so I probably won't want to
22:00 <Dracula> Or any other night agent
22:00 <Kelevra> got the flu?
22:00 <Agent> Well not this week anyway
22:00 <Agent> Worse: The MAN-flu
22:00 <Kelevra> oh noes
22:00 <Agent> I'm a MASSIVE pussy when I'm sick
22:00 <Agent> Probably the same as all other men
22:00 <Dracula> See what i did there
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
22:00 <Agent> I prolly will be later
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit I had to bludgen it to death with a water bottle
22:00 <Agent> I don't have a bish lined up for tonight
22:00 <Xaphone> i dont need to toss off.. wife is here lol
22:00 <Agent> But
22:00 <Agent> I'm sick as fuck so I probably won't want to
22:00 <Dracula> Or any other night agent
22:00 <Kelevra> got the flu?
22:00 <Agent> Well not this week anyway
22:00 <Agent> Worse: The MAN-flu
22:00 <Kelevra> oh noes
22:00 <Agent> I'm a MASSIVE pussy when I'm sick
22:00 <Agent> Probably the same as all other men
23:00 <Dracula> i will feast upon your soul
23:00 <Dracula> ahhh hahaha
23:00 <Agent> Well I don't like being sick
23:00 <Agent> I moan and cry and complain like a little bitch
23:00 <Agent> I think most men do that
23:00 <Dracula> Like every other day agent
23:00 <Agent> Man flu.
23:00 <Kelevra> oh you're the worst guy ever
23:00 <Kelevra> I hate whinging males
23:00 <Dracula> Haha
23:00 <Agent> Yeah
23:00 <Kelevra> gets some kwan long
23:00 <Agent> So does everybody lol
23:00 <Agent> Well
23:00 <Dracula> only slight moans we do are sex groans
23:00 <Kelevra> I love getting sick
23:00 <Dracula> Having vampire aids is worse
23:00 <Dracula> I am a disease that consumes the walking flesh
23:00 <Kelevra> like it's heaps fun trying to rest and looking after two demonic assholes
23:00 <Xaphone> i learnt that fag cunts shouldnt rollerblade.
23:00 <Dracula> i will feast upon your soul
23:00 <Dracula> ahhh hahaha
23:00 <Agent> Well I don't like being sick
23:00 <Agent> I moan and cry and complain like a little bitch
23:00 <Agent> I think most men do that
23:00 <Dracula> Like every other day agent
23:00 <Agent> Man flu.
23:00 <Kelevra> oh you're the worst guy ever
23:00 <Kelevra> I love getting sick
23:00 <Dracula> Having vampire aids is worse
23:00 <Dracula> I am a disease that consumes the walking flesh
23:00 <Kelevra> like it's heaps fun trying to rest and looking after two demonic assholes
23:00 <Xaphone> i learnt that fag cunts shouldnt rollerblade.
23:00 <Dracula> i will feast upon your soul
23:00 <Dracula> ahhh hahaha
23:00 <Agent> Well I don't like being sick
23:00 <Agent> I moan and cry and complain like a little bitch
23:00 <Agent> I think most men do that
23:00 <Dracula> Like every other day agent
23:00 <Agent> Man flu.
23:00 <Kelevra> oh you're the worst guy ever
24:00 <Agent> You don't have to love me when I'm sick cause I tend not to want to fuck when I'm sick
24:00 <Agent> But when I'm better we can go on our date
24:00 <Dracula> i want bjs when im sick
24:00 <Kelevra> my ex when I was younger always wanted sex when he was sick
24:00 <Xaphone> i can whinge kel ☺
24:00 <Agent> I can't really enjoy it when I'm sick
24:00 <Kelevra> fkn sounded like he was dying
24:00 <Dracula> hahaha
24:00 <Kelevra> cough cough pump pump
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
24:00 <Xaphone> pillow. the sick fight less
24:00 <Kelevra> i'm like 'fuck this is so attractive'
24:00 <Kelevra> I hate whinging males
24:00 <Dracula> Haha
24:00 <Agent> Yeah
24:00 <Kelevra> gets some kwan long
24:00 <Agent> So does everybody lol
24:00 <Agent> Well
24:00 <Dracula> only slight moans we do are sex groans
24:00 <Agent> You don't have to love me when I'm sick cause I tend not to want to fuck when I'm sick
24:00 <Agent> But when I'm better we can go on our date
24:00 <Dracula> i want bjs when im sick
24:00 <Kelevra> my ex when I was younger always wanted sex when he was sick
24:00 <Xaphone> i can whinge kel ☺
24:00 <Agent> I can't really enjoy it when I'm sick
24:00 <Kelevra> fkn sounded like he was dying
24:00 <Kelevra> I hate whinging males
24:00 <Dracula> Haha
24:00 <Agent> Yeah
24:00 <Kelevra> gets some kwan long
24:00 <Agent> So does everybody lol
24:00 <Agent> Well
24:00 <Dracula> only slight moans we do are sex groans
24:00 <Agent> You don't have to love me when I'm sick cause I tend not to want to fuck when I'm sick
24:00 <Agent> But when I'm better we can go on our date
24:00 <Dracula> i want bjs when im sick
24:00 <Kelevra> my ex when I was younger always wanted sex when he was sick
24:00 <Xaphone> i can whinge kel ☺
24:00 <Agent> I can't really enjoy it when I'm sick
24:00 <Kelevra> fkn sounded like he was dying
25:00 <Dracula> I have cock cheese
25:00 <Agent> I've got the whole headache and aching joints thing going on, so any kind of movement is a turnoff. I suppose I could lay back and let you ride me, that could work
25:00 <Kelevra> smegma darls
25:00 <Kelevra> it's called smegma
25:00 <Dracula> want some?
25:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm right
25:00 <Xaphone> lol
25:00 <Dracula> Ill supply the crackers
25:00 <Agent> Do you do cowgirl?
25:00 <Dracula> anyway
25:00 <Dracula> Eww u can smell the blood
25:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've done cowgirl and reverse
25:00 <Dracula> hahaha
25:00 <Kelevra> cough cough pump pump
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:00 <Xaphone> pillow. the sick fight less
25:00 <Kelevra> i'm like 'fuck this is so attractive'
25:00 <Dracula> I have cock cheese
25:00 <Agent> I've got the whole headache and aching joints thing going on, so any kind of movement is a turnoff. I suppose I could lay back and let you ride me, that could work
25:00 <Kelevra> smegma darls
25:00 <Kelevra> it's called smegma
25:00 <Dracula> want some?
25:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm right
25:00 <Xaphone> lol
25:00 <Dracula> Ill supply the crackers
25:00 <Dracula> hahaha
25:00 <Kelevra> cough cough pump pump
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:00 <Xaphone> pillow. the sick fight less
25:00 <Kelevra> i'm like 'fuck this is so attractive'
25:00 <Dracula> I have cock cheese
25:00 <Agent> I've got the whole headache and aching joints thing going on, so any kind of movement is a turnoff. I suppose I could lay back and let you ride me, that could work
25:00 <Kelevra> smegma darls
25:00 <Kelevra> it's called smegma
25:00 <Dracula> want some?
25:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm right
25:00 <Xaphone> lol
25:00 <Dracula> Ill supply the crackers
26:00 <Agent> I don't enjoy reverse cowgirl much, the whole point is to enjoy the view
26:00 <Xaphone> welp. im gonna bail
26:00 <Dracula> fap fap fap
26:00 <Kelevra> I swear if I fart it'd slap me across the face so I won't
26:00 <Dracula> its not be batting its me flying away
26:00 <Dracula> Fap fap fap
26:00 <Kelevra> Agent what have you got against ass?
26:00 <Agent> Nothin
26:00 <Kelevra> seriously it's utterly offensive
26:00 <Agent> I enjoy a nice ass
26:00 <Agent> Do you do cowgirl?
26:00 <Dracula> anyway
26:00 <Dracula> Eww u can smell the blood
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've done cowgirl and reverse
26:00 <Agent> I don't enjoy reverse cowgirl much, the whole point is to enjoy the view
26:00 <Xaphone> welp. im gonna bail
26:00 <Dracula> fap fap fap
26:00 <Kelevra> I swear if I fart it'd slap me across the face so I won't
26:00 <Agent> Do you do cowgirl?
26:00 <Dracula> anyway
26:00 <Dracula> Eww u can smell the blood
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've done cowgirl and reverse
26:00 <Agent> I don't enjoy reverse cowgirl much, the whole point is to enjoy the view
26:00 <Xaphone> welp. im gonna bail
26:00 <Dracula> fap fap fap
26:00 <Kelevra> I swear if I fart it'd slap me across the face so I won't
27:00 <Agent> I like ot touch one and squeeze it and play with it
27:00 <Agent> But I don't fuck asses
27:00 <Xaphone> slap the missus on the arse and tell her i love her.
27:00 <Dracula> nothing like driving down the dirt road
27:00 <Xaphone> bbl
27:00 <Dracula> Or the tan trail
27:00 <Agent> I'm a boob man
27:00 <Dracula> Cheers tozza
27:00 <Agent> Some guys like tits, some guys like ass
27:00 <Dracula> Ledge
27:00 <Agent> Me, I like tits.
27:00 <Kelevra> you won't even slap one when reverse cowgirl is on the cards
27:00 <Kelevra> you're an assaphobic
27:00 <Agent> Oh I sure will
27:00 <Agent> If you want to fuck me reverse cowgirl I won't object
27:00 <Dracula> Tits are boring
27:00 <Dracula> just for jizzing on
27:00 <Agent> But if I'ma sked for my preference, I'd prefer you to turn around so I can enjoy your tits
27:00 <Dracula> its not be batting its me flying away
27:00 <Dracula> Fap fap fap
27:00 <Kelevra> Agent what have you got against ass?
27:00 <Agent> Nothin
27:00 <Kelevra> seriously it's utterly offensive
27:00 <Agent> I enjoy a nice ass
27:00 <Agent> I like ot touch one and squeeze it and play with it
27:00 <Agent> But I don't fuck asses
27:00 <Xaphone> slap the missus on the arse and tell her i love her.
27:00 <Dracula> nothing like driving down the dirt road
27:00 <Xaphone> bbl
27:00 <Dracula> Or the tan trail
27:00 <Agent> I'm a boob man
27:00 <Dracula> Cheers tozza
27:00 <Agent> Some guys like tits, some guys like ass
27:00 <Dracula> Ledge
27:00 <Agent> Me, I like tits.
27:00 <Kelevra> you won't even slap one when reverse cowgirl is on the cards
27:00 <Dracula> its not be batting its me flying away
27:00 <Dracula> Fap fap fap
27:00 <Kelevra> Agent what have you got against ass?
27:00 <Agent> Nothin
27:00 <Kelevra> seriously it's utterly offensive
27:00 <Agent> I enjoy a nice ass
27:00 <Agent> I like ot touch one and squeeze it and play with it
27:00 <Agent> But I don't fuck asses
27:00 <Xaphone> slap the missus on the arse and tell her i love her.
27:00 <Dracula> nothing like driving down the dirt road
27:00 <Xaphone> bbl
27:00 <Dracula> Or the tan trail
27:00 <Agent> I'm a boob man
27:00 <Dracula> Cheers tozza
27:00 <Agent> Some guys like tits, some guys like ass
27:00 <Dracula> Ledge
27:00 <Agent> Me, I like tits.
27:00 <Kelevra> you won't even slap one when reverse cowgirl is on the cards
28:00 <Kelevra> gosh i hate it when a guy jizzes on my tits
28:00 <Dracula> Face only hey?
28:00 <Agent> Well then, I promise not to jizz on your tits.
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm always thinking fuck it's going to go on my face
28:00 <Dracula> lol
28:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
28:00 <Agent> Well we've got a bit of a problem then
28:00 <Dracula> oh my god
28:00 <Kelevra> I have cumphobia
28:00 <Dracula> Whats he gonna say
28:00 <Agent> I don't really care where you prefer my cum, but I'm a long range shooter
28:00 <Kelevra> you're an assaphobic
28:00 <Agent> Oh I sure will
28:00 <Agent> If you want to fuck me reverse cowgirl I won't object
28:00 <Dracula> Tits are boring
28:00 <Dracula> just for jizzing on
28:00 <Agent> But if I'ma sked for my preference, I'd prefer you to turn around so I can enjoy your tits
28:00 <Kelevra> gosh i hate it when a guy jizzes on my tits
28:00 <Dracula> Face only hey?
28:00 <Agent> Well then, I promise not to jizz on your tits.
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm always thinking fuck it's going to go on my face
28:00 <Dracula> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> you're an assaphobic
28:00 <Agent> Oh I sure will
28:00 <Agent> If you want to fuck me reverse cowgirl I won't object
28:00 <Dracula> Tits are boring
28:00 <Dracula> just for jizzing on
28:00 <Agent> But if I'ma sked for my preference, I'd prefer you to turn around so I can enjoy your tits
28:00 <Kelevra> gosh i hate it when a guy jizzes on my tits
28:00 <Dracula> Face only hey?
28:00 <Agent> Well then, I promise not to jizz on your tits.
28:00 <Kelevra> I'm always thinking fuck it's going to go on my face
28:00 <Dracula> lol
29:00 <Agent> So wherever it goes, it'll also go somewhere else
29:00 <Kelevra> seriously if it ever goes in my mouth or on my face or hair I'm like WTF
29:00 <Dracula> shattuo
29:00 <Agent> Seriously, long range
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:00 <Agent> When I cum I can shoot across the room
29:00 <Agent> Legit
29:00 <Kelevra> one ex almost got my face and I totally was like 'GET A FKN TOWEL NOW'
29:00 <Agent> So if you want it on your tits, it's going on your face too, and on the pillows, and on the wall
29:00 <Dracula> wish i never heard that
29:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:00 <Agent> Well we've got a bit of a problem then
29:00 <Dracula> oh my god
29:00 <Kelevra> I have cumphobia
29:00 <Dracula> Whats he gonna say
29:00 <Agent> I don't really care where you prefer my cum, but I'm a long range shooter
29:00 <Agent> So wherever it goes, it'll also go somewhere else
29:00 <Kelevra> seriously if it ever goes in my mouth or on my face or hair I'm like WTF
29:00 <Dracula> shattuo
29:00 <Agent> Seriously, long range
29:00 <Agent> When I cum I can shoot across the room
29:00 <Agent> Legit
29:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:00 <Agent> Well we've got a bit of a problem then
29:00 <Dracula> oh my god
29:00 <Kelevra> I have cumphobia
29:00 <Dracula> Whats he gonna say
29:00 <Agent> I don't really care where you prefer my cum, but I'm a long range shooter
29:00 <Agent> So wherever it goes, it'll also go somewhere else
29:00 <Kelevra> seriously if it ever goes in my mouth or on my face or hair I'm like WTF
29:00 <Dracula> shattuo
29:00 <Agent> Seriously, long range
29:00 <Agent> When I cum I can shoot across the room
29:00 <Agent> Legit
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah fuck that, doggy style on my back for you cunt
30:00 <Kelevra> NOT ON MY FACE EVER
30:00 <Agent> I've taken to preferring ot just cum in the pussy
30:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'd flip out
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
30:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck in the vadge
30:00 <Agent> Still a problem to doggy and cum on your back, cause long range. It's also going in your hair, and over you entirely onto the wall
30:00 <Kelevra> one ex almost got my face and I totally was like 'GET A FKN TOWEL NOW'
30:00 <Agent> So if you want it on your tits, it's going on your face too, and on the pillows, and on the wall
30:00 <Dracula> wish i never heard that
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah fuck that, doggy style on my back for you cunt
30:00 <Kelevra> NOT ON MY FACE EVER
30:00 <Agent> I've taken to preferring ot just cum in the pussy
30:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'd flip out
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
30:00 <Kelevra> one ex almost got my face and I totally was like 'GET A FKN TOWEL NOW'
30:00 <Agent> So if you want it on your tits, it's going on your face too, and on the pillows, and on the wall
30:00 <Dracula> wish i never heard that
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah fuck that, doggy style on my back for you cunt
30:00 <Kelevra> NOT ON MY FACE EVER
30:00 <Agent> I've taken to preferring ot just cum in the pussy
30:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'd flip out
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
31:00 <Kelevra> I'm surprised every guy who shakes my hand hasn't got me pregnant
31:00 <Dracula> My brittish gf over in england first time we fucked she was like DO IT ON MY FACE OR MY MOUTH WHEREVER YOU LIKE i decided to cum right inside the pussy :p
31:00 <Kelevra> you never cum in a half irish bitches vadge
31:00 <Agent> I like cumming inside the pussy
31:00 <Kelevra> a village will walk out of it
31:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
31:00 <Dracula> At the point of orgasam im not gonna stip
31:00 <Dracula> Stop
31:00 <Agent> Yeah
31:00 <Kelevra> [00:31:16] <@Agent> Still a problem to doggy and cum on your back, cause long range. It's also going in your hair, and over you entirely onto the wall
31:00 <Dracula> Fucking to cum elsewhere
31:00 <Dracula> Its goin in you
31:00 <Kelevra> you need to pull and aim for the fkn wall
31:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck in the vadge
31:00 <Agent> Still a problem to doggy and cum on your back, cause long range. It's also going in your hair, and over you entirely onto the wall
31:00 <Kelevra> I'm surprised every guy who shakes my hand hasn't got me pregnant
31:00 <Dracula> My brittish gf over in england first time we fucked she was like DO IT ON MY FACE OR MY MOUTH WHEREVER YOU LIKE i decided to cum right inside the pussy :p
31:00 <Kelevra> you never cum in a half irish bitches vadge
31:00 <Agent> I like cumming inside the pussy
31:00 <Kelevra> a village will walk out of it
31:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
31:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck in the vadge
31:00 <Agent> Still a problem to doggy and cum on your back, cause long range. It's also going in your hair, and over you entirely onto the wall
31:00 <Kelevra> I'm surprised every guy who shakes my hand hasn't got me pregnant
31:00 <Dracula> My brittish gf over in england first time we fucked she was like DO IT ON MY FACE OR MY MOUTH WHEREVER YOU LIKE i decided to cum right inside the pussy :p
31:00 <Kelevra> you never cum in a half irish bitches vadge
31:00 <Agent> I like cumming inside the pussy
31:00 <Kelevra> a village will walk out of it
31:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
32:00 <Agent> Hahaha
32:00 <Dracula> Haha
32:00 <Agent> You don't want cum anywhere on you, right?
32:00 <Kelevra> vanish carpet and wall cleaner doesn't hurt ot have around
32:00 <Dracula> agent hits own face when fapping
32:00 <Agent> Well if you also don't want it inside you, then there's problems :)
32:00 <Kelevra> but fuck if a woman punches you straight in the face, you're going to have a shiner
32:00 <Agent> Drac, sigh, you have no idea
32:00 <Dracula> haha
32:00 <Dracula> that sounds like it does
32:00 <Dracula> At the point of orgasam im not gonna stip
32:00 <Dracula> Stop
32:00 <Agent> Yeah
32:00 <Kelevra> [00:31:16] <@Agent> Still a problem to doggy and cum on your back, cause long range. It's also going in your hair, and over you entirely onto the wall
32:00 <Dracula> Fucking to cum elsewhere
32:00 <Dracula> Its goin in you
32:00 <Kelevra> you need to pull and aim for the fkn wall
32:00 <Agent> Hahaha
32:00 <Dracula> Haha
32:00 <Agent> You don't want cum anywhere on you, right?
32:00 <Kelevra> vanish carpet and wall cleaner doesn't hurt ot have around
32:00 <Dracula> agent hits own face when fapping
32:00 <Agent> Well if you also don't want it inside you, then there's problems :)
32:00 <Kelevra> but fuck if a woman punches you straight in the face, you're going to have a shiner
32:00 <Dracula> At the point of orgasam im not gonna stip
32:00 <Dracula> Stop
32:00 <Agent> Yeah
32:00 <Kelevra> [00:31:16] <@Agent> Still a problem to doggy and cum on your back, cause long range. It's also going in your hair, and over you entirely onto the wall
32:00 <Dracula> Fucking to cum elsewhere
32:00 <Dracula> Its goin in you
32:00 <Kelevra> you need to pull and aim for the fkn wall
32:00 <Agent> Hahaha
32:00 <Dracula> Haha
32:00 <Agent> You don't want cum anywhere on you, right?
32:00 <Kelevra> vanish carpet and wall cleaner doesn't hurt ot have around
32:00 <Dracula> agent hits own face when fapping
32:00 <Agent> Well if you also don't want it inside you, then there's problems :)
32:00 <Kelevra> but fuck if a woman punches you straight in the face, you're going to have a shiner
33:00 <Agent> Well
33:00 <Dracula> nah im good
33:00 <Dracula> cheers doe
33:00 <Agent> Do you suck good cock? I don't mind a shot in her mouth
33:00 <Kelevra> dude fuck having anymore babies, I'd give you my bank details on the date
33:00 <Kelevra> 'here's my details for the expected abortion kthnx'
33:00 <Dracula> LOL
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
33:00 <Dracula> they are free
33:00 <Dracula> btw
33:00 <Kelevra> not here they're not and not in brisbane
33:00 <Agent> Drac, sigh, you have no idea
33:00 <Dracula> haha
33:00 <Dracula> that sounds like it does
33:00 <Agent> Well
33:00 <Dracula> nah im good
33:00 <Dracula> cheers doe
33:00 <Agent> Do you suck good cock? I don't mind a shot in her mouth
33:00 <Kelevra> dude fuck having anymore babies, I'd give you my bank details on the date
33:00 <Agent> Drac, sigh, you have no idea
33:00 <Dracula> haha
33:00 <Dracula> that sounds like it does
33:00 <Agent> Well
33:00 <Dracula> nah im good
33:00 <Dracula> cheers doe
33:00 <Agent> Do you suck good cock? I don't mind a shot in her mouth
33:00 <Kelevra> dude fuck having anymore babies, I'd give you my bank details on the date
34:00 <Dracula> depends where u go
34:00 <Kelevra> I've had two kids cause they're not free
34:00 <Dracula> Ouch
34:00 <Kelevra> in brisbane the more weeks that pass that you're pregnant the prices go up
34:00 <Dracula> user are you a user?
34:00 <Dracula> Or just another user?
34:00 <Kelevra> like I think $100 p/w
34:00 <Kelevra> 'here's my details for the expected abortion kthnx'
34:00 <Dracula> LOL
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
34:00 <Dracula> they are free
34:00 <Dracula> btw
34:00 <Kelevra> not here they're not and not in brisbane
34:00 <Dracula> depends where u go
34:00 <Kelevra> I've had two kids cause they're not free
34:00 <Dracula> Ouch
34:00 <Kelevra> 'here's my details for the expected abortion kthnx'
34:00 <Dracula> LOL
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
34:00 <Dracula> they are free
34:00 <Dracula> btw
34:00 <Kelevra> not here they're not and not in brisbane
34:00 <Dracula> depends where u go
34:00 <Kelevra> I've had two kids cause they're not free
34:00 <Dracula> Ouch
35:00 <Agent> K, well now I know not to cum inside you or on your body, anywhere
35:00 <Agent> Which is good knowledge to have ahead of our date
35:00 <Dracula> LOL
35:00 <Agent> I take it if you're a cumophobe you don't let a guy cum in your mouth either?
35:00 <Kelevra> knowing Agent he'd leave a fkn squad of cum inside of me and i'd end up one of those bitches with a whole litter inside of me 
35:00 <Agent> Well I do prefer to cum inside
35:00 <Kelevra> in brisbane the more weeks that pass that you're pregnant the prices go up
35:00 <Dracula> user are you a user?
35:00 <Dracula> Or just another user?
35:00 <Kelevra> like I think $100 p/w
35:00 <Agent> K, well now I know not to cum inside you or on your body, anywhere
35:00 <Agent> Which is good knowledge to have ahead of our date
35:00 <Dracula> LOL
35:00 <Agent> I take it if you're a cumophobe you don't let a guy cum in your mouth either?
35:00 <Kelevra> in brisbane the more weeks that pass that you're pregnant the prices go up
35:00 <Dracula> user are you a user?
35:00 <Dracula> Or just another user?
35:00 <Kelevra> like I think $100 p/w
35:00 <Agent> K, well now I know not to cum inside you or on your body, anywhere
35:00 <Agent> Which is good knowledge to have ahead of our date
35:00 <Dracula> LOL
35:00 <Agent> I take it if you're a cumophobe you don't let a guy cum in your mouth either?
36:00 <Dracula> tozza ban these ppl plz
36:00 <Dracula> lol
36:00 <Agent> But I'm not inconsiderate, if you prefer an alternative I can accomodate :)
36:00 <Kelevra> that's what assholes were made for
36:00 <Kelevra> up the bum no babies
36:00 <Agent> Down the throat no babies
36:00 <Dracula> Thats what dingers are for
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Agent> Yeh
36:00 <Kelevra> I've never sucked a dick for it to cum in my mouth
36:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> 14looooooooool
36:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> just get on the rod
36:00 <Dracula> haha
36:00 <Kelevra> I'd never be able to kiss my daughters ever again
36:00 <Agent> I prefer not to ding, but if that's the best play then I'll do it, problem solved?
36:00 <Kelevra> like I'd be fkn repulsed
36:00 <Kelevra> knowing Agent he'd leave a fkn squad of cum inside of me and i'd end up one of those bitches with a whole litter inside of me 
36:00 <Agent> Well I do prefer to cum inside
36:00 <Dracula> tozza ban these ppl plz
36:00 <Dracula> lol
36:00 <Agent> But I'm not inconsiderate, if you prefer an alternative I can accomodate :)
36:00 <Kelevra> that's what assholes were made for
36:00 <Kelevra> up the bum no babies
36:00 <Agent> Down the throat no babies
36:00 <Dracula> Thats what dingers are for
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> knowing Agent he'd leave a fkn squad of cum inside of me and i'd end up one of those bitches with a whole litter inside of me 
36:00 <Agent> Well I do prefer to cum inside
36:00 <Dracula> tozza ban these ppl plz
36:00 <Dracula> lol
36:00 <Agent> But I'm not inconsiderate, if you prefer an alternative I can accomodate :)
36:00 <Kelevra> that's what assholes were made for
36:00 <Kelevra> up the bum no babies
36:00 <Agent> Down the throat no babies
36:00 <Dracula> Thats what dingers are for
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
37:00 <Dracula> let me guess u ejaculte and it fores off agent?
37:00 <Kelevra> plus I have a horrible gag reflex, I'd probably vomit
37:00 <Agent> It's ok baby girl, I can teach you
37:00 <Agent> :P
37:00 <Kelevra> LOL
37:00 <Agent> You wouldn't be the first girl I've taught to suck cock properly
37:00 <Dracula> omg
37:00 <Dracula> **CRINGE**
37:00 <Agent> Yeh
37:00 <Kelevra> I've never sucked a dick for it to cum in my mouth
37:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> 14looooooooool
37:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> just get on the rod
37:00 <Dracula> haha
37:00 <Kelevra> I'd never be able to kiss my daughters ever again
37:00 <Agent> I prefer not to ding, but if that's the best play then I'll do it, problem solved?
37:00 <Kelevra> like I'd be fkn repulsed
37:00 <Dracula> let me guess u ejaculte and it fores off agent?
37:00 <Kelevra> plus I have a horrible gag reflex, I'd probably vomit
37:00 <Agent> It's ok baby girl, I can teach you
37:00 <Agent> :P
37:00 <Kelevra> LOL
37:00 <Agent> Yeh
37:00 <Kelevra> I've never sucked a dick for it to cum in my mouth
37:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> 14looooooooool
37:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> just get on the rod
37:00 <Dracula> haha
37:00 <Kelevra> I'd never be able to kiss my daughters ever again
37:00 <Agent> I prefer not to ding, but if that's the best play then I'll do it, problem solved?
37:00 <Kelevra> like I'd be fkn repulsed
37:00 <Dracula> let me guess u ejaculte and it fores off agent?
37:00 <Kelevra> plus I have a horrible gag reflex, I'd probably vomit
37:00 <Agent> It's ok baby girl, I can teach you
37:00 <Agent> :P
37:00 <Kelevra> LOL
38:00 <Agent> My ex was a virgin when we met, and as soon as she discovered how much she liked sex, life was very good indeed
38:00 <Kelevra> I know how to suck dick I just don't do it
38:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> just cause u ejaculate down some girls throat u never know she might go to the bathroom and deliberately gag her self and try to ivf herself 14looooooooool
38:00 <Agent> But she needed lots of training
38:00 <Kelevra> I've never really had to
38:00 <Dracula> Lmao sakata
38:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> i can imagine some bitches doing that to some rich baller guys 14looooooooool
38:00 <Agent> Well
38:00 <Agent> You wouldn't be the first girl I've taught to suck cock properly
38:00 <Dracula> omg
38:00 <Dracula> **CRINGE**
38:00 <Agent> My ex was a virgin when we met, and as soon as she discovered how much she liked sex, life was very good indeed
38:00 <Kelevra> I know how to suck dick I just don't do it
38:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> just cause u ejaculate down some girls throat u never know she might go to the bathroom and deliberately gag her self and try to ivf herself 14looooooooool
38:00 <Agent> But she needed lots of training
38:00 <Kelevra> I've never really had to
38:00 <Dracula> Lmao sakata
38:00 <Agent> You wouldn't be the first girl I've taught to suck cock properly
38:00 <Dracula> omg
38:00 <Dracula> **CRINGE**
38:00 <Agent> My ex was a virgin when we met, and as soon as she discovered how much she liked sex, life was very good indeed
38:00 <Kelevra> I know how to suck dick I just don't do it
38:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> just cause u ejaculate down some girls throat u never know she might go to the bathroom and deliberately gag her self and try to ivf herself 14looooooooool
38:00 <Agent> But she needed lots of training
38:00 <Kelevra> I've never really had to
38:00 <Dracula> Lmao sakata
39:00 <Agent> tbh I'm not that fussed where my cum goes, as long as you make it come out, I don't care what you do with it :)
39:00 <Kelevra> what do you mean some bitches do it with condoms
39:00 <Kelevra> they want a guy to be locked down
39:00 <Kelevra> personally I'd just be like wtf
39:00 <Kelevra> Agent probably has a tribe of kids somewhere lol
39:00 <Agent> Well just for the record, there are no kids coming out of our date
39:00 <Agent> Nah
39:00 <Agent> I have managed to avoid that so far
39:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> i can imagine some bitches doing that to some rich baller guys 14looooooooool
39:00 <Agent> Well
39:00 <Agent> tbh I'm not that fussed where my cum goes, as long as you make it come out, I don't care what you do with it :)
39:00 <Kelevra> what do you mean some bitches do it with condoms
39:00 <Kelevra> they want a guy to be locked down
39:00 <Kelevra> personally I'd just be like wtf
39:00 <HapaDaRiceCracka> i can imagine some bitches doing that to some rich baller guys 14looooooooool
39:00 <Agent> Well
39:00 <Agent> tbh I'm not that fussed where my cum goes, as long as you make it come out, I don't care what you do with it :)
39:00 <Kelevra> what do you mean some bitches do it with condoms
39:00 <Kelevra> they want a guy to be locked down
39:00 <Kelevra> personally I'd just be like wtf
40:00 <user> GETTING READY TO INVADE NORTH KOREA!! ~ WW3 IS ABOUT TO START
40:00 <Agent> I cum in a girl's pussy wne I know she's on the pill and have personally witnessed her doing it, like my ex
40:00 <Agent> Otherwise I'm either using a condom or cumming somewhere other than inside
40:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck no, if anyone ever gets me pregnant again I'm going to kill them
40:00 <Dracula> Haha
40:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
40:00 <Agent> If there's an accident and you get pregnant, I will pay for the abort, and if you refuse, I *will* abandon you and you won't get a dollar out of me ever.
40:00 <Agent> Just for the record :)
40:00 <Kelevra> Agent probably has a tribe of kids somewhere lol
40:00 <Agent> Well just for the record, there are no kids coming out of our date
40:00 <Agent> Nah
40:00 <Agent> I have managed to avoid that so far
40:00 <user> GETTING READY TO INVADE NORTH KOREA!! ~ WW3 IS ABOUT TO START
40:00 <Agent> I cum in a girl's pussy wne I know she's on the pill and have personally witnessed her doing it, like my ex
40:00 <Agent> Otherwise I'm either using a condom or cumming somewhere other than inside
40:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck no, if anyone ever gets me pregnant again I'm going to kill them
40:00 <Kelevra> Agent probably has a tribe of kids somewhere lol
40:00 <Agent> Well just for the record, there are no kids coming out of our date
40:00 <Agent> Nah
40:00 <Agent> I have managed to avoid that so far
40:00 <user> GETTING READY TO INVADE NORTH KOREA!! ~ WW3 IS ABOUT TO START
40:00 <Agent> I cum in a girl's pussy wne I know she's on the pill and have personally witnessed her doing it, like my ex
40:00 <Agent> Otherwise I'm either using a condom or cumming somewhere other than inside
40:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck no, if anyone ever gets me pregnant again I'm going to kill them
41:00 <Kelevra> seriously babies suck
41:00 <Kelevra> like mega
41:00 <Dracula> im gonna mix it up and wear my jason vorhees mask next fuck we do lol
41:00 <Agent> I'm not fuckin you for a kid, I'm fuckin you for the pleasure of fuckin you
41:00 <Agent> :P
41:00 <Dracula> giver her one in the machate wound
41:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
41:00 <Dracula> If u know what im sayin
41:00 <Kelevra> I have a fear of those pig masks like if some guy pulled one out during sex I'd be so fearful
41:00 <Dracula> Haha
41:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
41:00 <Agent> If there's an accident and you get pregnant, I will pay for the abort, and if you refuse, I *will* abandon you and you won't get a dollar out of me ever.
41:00 <Agent> Just for the record :)
41:00 <Kelevra> seriously babies suck
41:00 <Kelevra> like mega
41:00 <Dracula> im gonna mix it up and wear my jason vorhees mask next fuck we do lol
41:00 <Agent> I'm not fuckin you for a kid, I'm fuckin you for the pleasure of fuckin you
41:00 <Agent> :P
41:00 <Dracula> Haha
41:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
41:00 <Agent> If there's an accident and you get pregnant, I will pay for the abort, and if you refuse, I *will* abandon you and you won't get a dollar out of me ever.
41:00 <Agent> Just for the record :)
41:00 <Kelevra> seriously babies suck
41:00 <Kelevra> like mega
41:00 <Dracula> im gonna mix it up and wear my jason vorhees mask next fuck we do lol
41:00 <Agent> I'm not fuckin you for a kid, I'm fuckin you for the pleasure of fuckin you
41:00 <Agent> :P
42:00 <Kelevra> I love bacon and ham but fuck that's a fear of those masks
42:00 <Dracula> Squeal like a piggy
42:00 <Agent> Ahhh, now I know how ot hate fuck you when our relationship turns sour
42:00 <Kelevra> I'd clench and break a dick in half
42:00 <Agent> Mmmm, clenching
42:00 <Kelevra> nah like i'd seriously break a dick
42:00 <Agent> That was one of the things I taught my ex
42:00 <Kelevra> pigs are fkn scary af
42:00 <Dracula> I had a ex who would clench after i came to sqeeze all the jizz out
42:00 <Agent> She was young and strong, and very good at it!
42:00 <Dracula> giver her one in the machate wound
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
42:00 <Dracula> If u know what im sayin
42:00 <Kelevra> I have a fear of those pig masks like if some guy pulled one out during sex I'd be so fearful
42:00 <Kelevra> I love bacon and ham but fuck that's a fear of those masks
42:00 <Dracula> Squeal like a piggy
42:00 <Agent> Ahhh, now I know how ot hate fuck you when our relationship turns sour
42:00 <Kelevra> I'd clench and break a dick in half
42:00 <Agent> Mmmm, clenching
42:00 <Dracula> giver her one in the machate wound
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
42:00 <Dracula> If u know what im sayin
42:00 <Kelevra> I have a fear of those pig masks like if some guy pulled one out during sex I'd be so fearful
42:00 <Kelevra> I love bacon and ham but fuck that's a fear of those masks
42:00 <Dracula> Squeal like a piggy
42:00 <Agent> Ahhh, now I know how ot hate fuck you when our relationship turns sour
42:00 <Kelevra> I'd clench and break a dick in half
42:00 <Agent> Mmmm, clenching
43:00 <Kelevra> that's so creepy
43:00 <Agent> Clenching is the best!
43:00 <Kelevra> 'she was young and strong and very good @ it'
43:00 <Agent> Lol
43:00 <Dracula> lmaoooo
43:00 <Kelevra> such a rapey comment
43:00 <Agent> What's creepy about that :)
43:00 <Dracula> bad
43:00 <Agent> My ex was much younger than I am
43:00 <Dracula> u freddy kruegar cunt
43:00 <Agent> BUT LEGAL
43:00 <Agent> I hasten to add
43:00 <Agent> :P
43:00 <Kelevra> fuck I have to pee, I laughed way too hard @ that comment
43:00 <Agent> She was 20 when we met
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> nah like i'd seriously break a dick
43:00 <Agent> That was one of the things I taught my ex
43:00 <Kelevra> pigs are fkn scary af
43:00 <Dracula> I had a ex who would clench after i came to sqeeze all the jizz out
43:00 <Agent> She was young and strong, and very good at it!
43:00 <Kelevra> that's so creepy
43:00 <Agent> Clenching is the best!
43:00 <Kelevra> 'she was young and strong and very good @ it'
43:00 <Agent> Lol
43:00 <Dracula> lmaoooo
43:00 <Kelevra> such a rapey comment
43:00 <Agent> What's creepy about that :)
43:00 <Dracula> bad
43:00 <Kelevra> nah like i'd seriously break a dick
43:00 <Agent> That was one of the things I taught my ex
43:00 <Kelevra> pigs are fkn scary af
43:00 <Dracula> I had a ex who would clench after i came to sqeeze all the jizz out
43:00 <Agent> She was young and strong, and very good at it!
43:00 <Kelevra> that's so creepy
43:00 <Agent> Clenching is the best!
43:00 <Kelevra> 'she was young and strong and very good @ it'
43:00 <Agent> Lol
43:00 <Dracula> lmaoooo
43:00 <Kelevra> such a rapey comment
43:00 <Agent> What's creepy about that :)
43:00 <Dracula> bad
44:00 <Agent> A dancer
44:00 <Agent> Very agile and strong
44:00 <Dracula> 1 2 freddys cummin in you
44:00 <Dracula> 3 , 4 ur a fuckin whore
44:00 <Dracula> 5,6 clench on this dick
44:00 <Agent> Lol
44:00 <Dracula> 7 , 8 that felt real great
44:00 <Agent> My ex was much younger than I am
44:00 <Dracula> u freddy kruegar cunt
44:00 <Agent> BUT LEGAL
44:00 <Agent> I hasten to add
44:00 <Agent> :P
44:00 <Kelevra> fuck I have to pee, I laughed way too hard @ that comment
44:00 <Agent> She was 20 when we met
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
44:00 <Agent> A dancer
44:00 <Agent> Very agile and strong
44:00 <Dracula> 1 2 freddys cummin in you
44:00 <Agent> My ex was much younger than I am
44:00 <Dracula> u freddy kruegar cunt
44:00 <Agent> BUT LEGAL
44:00 <Agent> I hasten to add
44:00 <Agent> :P
44:00 <Kelevra> fuck I have to pee, I laughed way too hard @ that comment
44:00 <Agent> She was 20 when we met
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
44:00 <Agent> A dancer
44:00 <Agent> Very agile and strong
44:00 <Dracula> 1 2 freddys cummin in you
45:00 <Dracula> 9 10 gonna cum again
45:00 <Agent> Oh, gotta go for round 2
45:00 <Agent> Once is never enough
45:00 <Dracula> fuck that
45:00 <Dracula> Bed time
45:00 <Agent> Oh, bye bat boy
45:00 <Dracula> but dracula u didnt make me cum
45:00 <Dracula> Then i be like
45:00 <Dracula> u think u make me cum
45:00 <Dracula> I make me cum
45:00 <Kelevra> it reminded me of that voice over from years ago 'she was a sweet one, I stabbed her 6 times and she ran and ran until she could runaway more'
45:00 <Dracula> 3 , 4 ur a fuckin whore
45:00 <Dracula> 5,6 clench on this dick
45:00 <Agent> Lol
45:00 <Dracula> 7 , 8 that felt real great
45:00 <Dracula> 9 10 gonna cum again
45:00 <Agent> Oh, gotta go for round 2
45:00 <Agent> Once is never enough
45:00 <Dracula> fuck that
45:00 <Dracula> Bed time
45:00 <Dracula> 3 , 4 ur a fuckin whore
45:00 <Dracula> 5,6 clench on this dick
45:00 <Agent> Lol
45:00 <Dracula> 7 , 8 that felt real great
45:00 <Dracula> 9 10 gonna cum again
45:00 <Agent> Oh, gotta go for round 2
45:00 <Agent> Once is never enough
45:00 <Dracula> fuck that
45:00 <Dracula> Bed time
46:00 <Agent> And just remember, while you're drifting off to sleep
46:00 <Dracula> The sick thoughts in my head make me cum
46:00 <Dracula> ur just a container i shoot into
46:00 <Agent> K and I will be masturbating while we talk about sex
46:00 <Agent> Oh, bye bat boy
46:00 <Dracula> but dracula u didnt make me cum
46:00 <Dracula> Then i be like
46:00 <Dracula> u think u make me cum
46:00 <Dracula> I make me cum
46:00 <Kelevra> it reminded me of that voice over from years ago 'she was a sweet one, I stabbed her 6 times and she ran and ran until she could runaway more'
46:00 <Agent> And just remember, while you're drifting off to sleep
46:00 <Dracula> The sick thoughts in my head make me cum
46:00 <Dracula> ur just a container i shoot into
46:00 <Agent> K and I will be masturbating while we talk about sex
46:00 <Agent> Oh, bye bat boy
46:00 <Dracula> but dracula u didnt make me cum
46:00 <Dracula> Then i be like
46:00 <Dracula> u think u make me cum
46:00 <Dracula> I make me cum
46:00 <Kelevra> it reminded me of that voice over from years ago 'she was a sweet one, I stabbed her 6 times and she ran and ran until she could runaway more'
46:00 <Agent> And just remember, while you're drifting off to sleep
46:00 <Dracula> The sick thoughts in my head make me cum
46:00 <Dracula> ur just a container i shoot into
46:00 <Agent> K and I will be masturbating while we talk about sex
47:00 <Kelevra> I don't masturbate someone smart once said 'why do it yourself if you can someone else to do it for you'
47:00 <Kelevra> wait.. I said that
47:00 <Agent> Well
47:00 <Agent> Lol
47:00 <Agent> Do you have someone else to do it for you right now?
47:00 <Dracula> Then this little
47:00 <Dracula> Girl on tv said
47:00 <Dracula> Why not both
47:00 <Dracula> Then all these mexicans started to party
47:00 <Agent> What are you, Danny fuckin Trejo?
47:00 <Kelevra> I don't masturbate someone smart once said 'why do it yourself if you can someone else to do it for you'
47:00 <Kelevra> wait.. I said that
47:00 <Agent> Well
47:00 <Agent> Lol
47:00 <Agent> Do you have someone else to do it for you right now?
47:00 <Dracula> Then this little
47:00 <Dracula> Girl on tv said
47:00 <Dracula> Why not both
47:00 <Kelevra> I don't masturbate someone smart once said 'why do it yourself if you can someone else to do it for you'
47:00 <Kelevra> wait.. I said that
47:00 <Agent> Well
47:00 <Agent> Lol
47:00 <Agent> Do you have someone else to do it for you right now?
47:00 <Dracula> Then this little
47:00 <Dracula> Girl on tv said
47:00 <Dracula> Why not both
48:00 <Kelevra> well I could but I think there must be a cooling down period or else my kids will be like 'hey mum why are you such a whore?' and what do I say
48:00 <Kelevra> 'maybe you girls will be whores oneday'
48:00 <Agent> How old are your girls
48:00 <Kelevra> 2 and 3
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
48:00 <Agent> Way too young to understand
48:00 <Kelevra> the 3yr old called her nanny a fucking bitch today
48:00 <Agent> Lol
48:00 <Kelevra> I HAD to hide and giggle
48:00 <Agent> Did the nanny beat her ass?
48:00 <Dracula> Then all these mexicans started to party
48:00 <Agent> What are you, Danny fuckin Trejo?
48:00 <Kelevra> well I could but I think there must be a cooling down period or else my kids will be like 'hey mum why are you such a whore?' and what do I say
48:00 <Kelevra> 'maybe you girls will be whores oneday'
48:00 <Agent> How old are your girls
48:00 <Kelevra> 2 and 3
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
48:00 <Agent> Way too young to understand
48:00 <Dracula> Then all these mexicans started to party
48:00 <Agent> What are you, Danny fuckin Trejo?
48:00 <Kelevra> well I could but I think there must be a cooling down period or else my kids will be like 'hey mum why are you such a whore?' and what do I say
48:00 <Kelevra> 'maybe you girls will be whores oneday'
48:00 <Agent> How old are your girls
48:00 <Kelevra> 2 and 3
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
48:00 <Agent> Way too young to understand
49:00 <Kelevra> nah she's thai so she was like 'wut da fud'
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <Kelevra> and I'm like 'hey language angelina'
49:00 <Agent> Ooh
49:00 <Agent> Thai eh
49:00 <Agent> Can she come on our date?
49:00 <Kelevra> but shit it was funny
49:00 <Dracula> FAQ DA WOT M8
49:00 <Kelevra> she's like 60
49:00 <Agent> I was kidding anyway, I don't do thai girls
49:00 <Dracula> agent will teach her how to suck cock
49:00 <Dracula> on hers
49:00 <Kelevra> my mum used to be a racist bitch and call her a gorilla
49:00 <Kelevra> the 3yr old called her nanny a fucking bitch today
49:00 <Agent> Lol
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <Kelevra> I HAD to hide and giggle
49:00 <Agent> Did the nanny beat her ass?
49:00 <Kelevra> nah she's thai so she was like 'wut da fud'
49:00 <Kelevra> and I'm like 'hey language angelina'
49:00 <Agent> Ooh
49:00 <Agent> Thai eh
49:00 <Agent> Can she come on our date?
49:00 <Kelevra> but shit it was funny
49:00 <Dracula> FAQ DA WOT M8
49:00 <Kelevra> the 3yr old called her nanny a fucking bitch today
49:00 <Agent> Lol
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <Kelevra> I HAD to hide and giggle
49:00 <Agent> Did the nanny beat her ass?
49:00 <Kelevra> nah she's thai so she was like 'wut da fud'
49:00 <Kelevra> and I'm like 'hey language angelina'
49:00 <Agent> Ooh
49:00 <Agent> Thai eh
49:00 <Agent> Can she come on our date?
49:00 <Kelevra> but shit it was funny
49:00 <Dracula> FAQ DA WOT M8
50:00 <Agent> Thailand is the land where the men are men, the woman are men, and most of the children are men too.
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> ew
50:00 <Agent> It's pretty common in Thailand
50:00 <Agent> Transgenderism I mean
50:00 <Dracula> Guyland
50:00 <Agent> It's much more accepted there than in western society
50:00 <Dracula> thailamd
50:00 <Kelevra> she's like 60
50:00 <Agent> I was kidding anyway, I don't do thai girls
50:00 <Dracula> agent will teach her how to suck cock
50:00 <Dracula> on hers
50:00 <Kelevra> my mum used to be a racist bitch and call her a gorilla
50:00 <Agent> Thailand is the land where the men are men, the woman are men, and most of the children are men too.
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> ew
50:00 <Agent> It's pretty common in Thailand
50:00 <Kelevra> she's like 60
50:00 <Agent> I was kidding anyway, I don't do thai girls
50:00 <Dracula> agent will teach her how to suck cock
50:00 <Dracula> on hers
50:00 <Kelevra> my mum used to be a racist bitch and call her a gorilla
50:00 <Agent> Thailand is the land where the men are men, the woman are men, and most of the children are men too.
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> ew
50:00 <Agent> It's pretty common in Thailand
51:00 <Kelevra> she calls the kitchen the chicken so oneday she confused the fuck out of me cause she said go to the chicken so I'm looking for fkn chicken everywhere
51:00 <Dracula> Thats right next to shirtland yeh?
51:00 <Kelevra> WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CICKEN YOU SPEAK OF
51:00 <Kelevra> chicken even
51:00 <Dracula> The chicken is at costco
51:00 <Agent> By the way if you bring chicken on our date I will fuck you instantly
51:00 <Agent> OM NOM NOM NOM
51:00 <Dracula> $6 for a size 15 chicken
51:00 <Kelevra> you like chicken?
51:00 <Agent> Yeh
51:00 <root> size 15
51:00 <root> wtf
51:00 <Kelevra> I love steak and cutlets and texan snags
51:00 <Agent> Transgenderism I mean
51:00 <Dracula> Guyland
51:00 <Agent> It's much more accepted there than in western society
51:00 <Dracula> thailamd
51:00 <Kelevra> she calls the kitchen the chicken so oneday she confused the fuck out of me cause she said go to the chicken so I'm looking for fkn chicken everywhere
51:00 <Dracula> Thats right next to shirtland yeh?
51:00 <Kelevra> WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CICKEN YOU SPEAK OF
51:00 <Kelevra> chicken even
51:00 <Agent> Transgenderism I mean
51:00 <Dracula> Guyland
51:00 <Agent> It's much more accepted there than in western society
51:00 <Dracula> thailamd
51:00 <Kelevra> she calls the kitchen the chicken so oneday she confused the fuck out of me cause she said go to the chicken so I'm looking for fkn chicken everywhere
51:00 <Dracula> Thats right next to shirtland yeh?
51:00 <Kelevra> WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS CICKEN YOU SPEAK OF
51:00 <Kelevra> chicken even
52:00 <Dracula> yeh man
52:00 <root> where
52:00 <Dracula> No joke
52:00 <Agent> Yeah all of that
52:00 <Dracula> Costco
52:00 <root> yum
52:00 <Agent> I think we will be together forever K
52:00 <root> i got sum chilli sauce
52:00 <Dracula> Sells roasted chicken size 15 for $6
52:00 <Kelevra> I've always loved the idea of dating a butcher
52:00 <Dracula> Ppl
52:00 <Dracula> Fight for them
52:00 <Agent> You eat meat, easy to please and always horny. Perfect woman.
52:00 <Dracula> lol
52:00 <Kelevra> but seriously if I had an argument that'd be scary
52:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
52:00 <Dracula> The chicken is at costco
52:00 <Agent> By the way if you bring chicken on our date I will fuck you instantly
52:00 <Agent> OM NOM NOM NOM
52:00 <Dracula> $6 for a size 15 chicken
52:00 <Kelevra> you like chicken?
52:00 <Agent> Yeh
52:00 <root> size 15
52:00 <root> wtf
52:00 <Kelevra> I love steak and cutlets and texan snags
52:00 <Dracula> yeh man
52:00 <root> where
52:00 <Dracula> No joke
52:00 <Agent> Yeah all of that
52:00 <Dracula> Costco
52:00 <root> yum
52:00 <Agent> I think we will be together forever K
52:00 <root> i got sum chilli sauce
52:00 <Dracula> Sells roasted chicken size 15 for $6
52:00 <Kelevra> I've always loved the idea of dating a butcher
52:00 <Dracula> Ppl
52:00 <Dracula> Fight for them
52:00 <Agent> You eat meat, easy to please and always horny. Perfect woman.
52:00 <Dracula> lol
52:00 <Dracula> The chicken is at costco
52:00 <Agent> By the way if you bring chicken on our date I will fuck you instantly
52:00 <Agent> OM NOM NOM NOM
52:00 <Dracula> $6 for a size 15 chicken
52:00 <Kelevra> you like chicken?
52:00 <Agent> Yeh
52:00 <root> size 15
52:00 <root> wtf
52:00 <Kelevra> I love steak and cutlets and texan snags
52:00 <Dracula> yeh man
52:00 <root> where
52:00 <Dracula> No joke
52:00 <Agent> Yeah all of that
52:00 <Dracula> Costco
52:00 <root> yum
52:00 <Agent> I think we will be together forever K
52:00 <root> i got sum chilli sauce
52:00 <Dracula> Sells roasted chicken size 15 for $6
52:00 <Kelevra> I've always loved the idea of dating a butcher
52:00 <Dracula> Ppl
52:00 <Dracula> Fight for them
52:00 <Agent> You eat meat, easy to please and always horny. Perfect woman.
52:00 <Dracula> lol
53:00 <Agent> And you're a good lookin bish
53:00 <Agent> Dunno whether you're crazy yet though
53:00 <Agent> Are you crazy, K?
53:00 <Dracula> she is
53:00 <Kelevra> I had a crush on this butcher in my teens and I'd see him @ the local shopping centre and make such a fkn dick out of myself walking into shit
53:00 <root> lol
53:00 <root> font 
53:00 <Dracula> n if u hurt her agent i will shoot you
53:00 <Agent> Who, Kelevra?
53:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm on the scale of crazy but not crazy bitch crazy
53:00 <Kelevra> but seriously if I had an argument that'd be scary
53:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
53:00 <Agent> And you're a good lookin bish
53:00 <Agent> Dunno whether you're crazy yet though
53:00 <Agent> Are you crazy, K?
53:00 <Dracula> she is
53:00 <Kelevra> I had a crush on this butcher in my teens and I'd see him @ the local shopping centre and make such a fkn dick out of myself walking into shit
53:00 <root> lol
53:00 <root> font 
53:00 <Dracula> n if u hurt her agent i will shoot you
53:00 <Kelevra> but seriously if I had an argument that'd be scary
53:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
53:00 <Agent> And you're a good lookin bish
53:00 <Agent> Dunno whether you're crazy yet though
53:00 <Agent> Are you crazy, K?
53:00 <Dracula> she is
53:00 <Kelevra> I had a crush on this butcher in my teens and I'd see him @ the local shopping centre and make such a fkn dick out of myself walking into shit
53:00 <root> lol
53:00 <root> font 
53:00 <Dracula> n if u hurt her agent i will shoot you
54:00 <Dracula> lol
54:00 <Agent> I think I'd only hurt her if she deliberately went off her birth control pills and got pregnant without tellin me what she was doin
54:00 <^bozojim> I make all my own snags
54:00 <Dracula> im watching freddy vs jason
54:00 <Agent> That's a major life changer
54:00 <Dracula> Oh hi bozojim
54:00 <Agent> Is ok by agreement but not by trick
54:00 <^bozojim> hi Dracula
54:00 <Kelevra> ^pHANTOM^ has seen me puke all over a bar and walk off and then come back to these drunk bitches in my spew and I was giggling saying 'omg they're sitting in my spew'
54:00 <root> ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER!!!
54:00 <Dracula> Kim jong un?
54:00 <Agent> Who, Kelevra?
54:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
54:00 <Kelevra> I'm on the scale of crazy but not crazy bitch crazy
54:00 <Dracula> lol
54:00 <Agent> I think I'd only hurt her if she deliberately went off her birth control pills and got pregnant without tellin me what she was doin
54:00 <^bozojim> I make all my own snags
54:00 <Dracula> im watching freddy vs jason
54:00 <Agent> That's a major life changer
54:00 <Dracula> Oh hi bozojim
54:00 <Agent> Is ok by agreement but not by trick
54:00 <^bozojim> hi Dracula
54:00 <Kelevra> ^pHANTOM^ has seen me puke all over a bar and walk off and then come back to these drunk bitches in my spew and I was giggling saying 'omg they're sitting in my spew'
54:00 <Agent> Who, Kelevra?
54:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
54:00 <Kelevra> I'm on the scale of crazy but not crazy bitch crazy
54:00 <Dracula> lol
54:00 <Agent> I think I'd only hurt her if she deliberately went off her birth control pills and got pregnant without tellin me what she was doin
54:00 <^bozojim> I make all my own snags
54:00 <Dracula> im watching freddy vs jason
54:00 <Agent> That's a major life changer
54:00 <Dracula> Oh hi bozojim
54:00 <Agent> Is ok by agreement but not by trick
54:00 <^bozojim> hi Dracula
54:00 <Kelevra> ^pHANTOM^ has seen me puke all over a bar and walk off and then come back to these drunk bitches in my spew and I was giggling saying 'omg they're sitting in my spew'
55:00 <Agent> Fuck I'm so tired
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
55:00 <Kelevra> oh I'd never get pregnant on purpose
55:00 <Agent> I've heard of bishes doing that just to get money
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not that crazy
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> i remember that at the pub mel.
55:00 <Kelevra> but I will pee in a park or near a bin
55:00 <Agent> I actually can't think of any other thing that would make me violent with a women
55:00 <Dracula> Freddy was just like to jason
55:00 <Kelevra> I'll never pee my pants
55:00 <Agent> But you can bet your ass that would do it.
55:00 <Dracula> WHY WONT YOU DIE
55:00 <Kelevra> ^pHANTOM^ yeah the grand
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep!
55:00 <Kelevra> fuck that was a fun night
55:00 <root> ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER!!!
55:00 <Dracula> Kim jong un?
55:00 <Agent> Fuck I'm so tired
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
55:00 <Kelevra> oh I'd never get pregnant on purpose
55:00 <Agent> I've heard of bishes doing that just to get money
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not that crazy
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> i remember that at the pub mel.
55:00 <root> ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER!!!
55:00 <Dracula> Kim jong un?
55:00 <Agent> Fuck I'm so tired
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
55:00 <Kelevra> oh I'd never get pregnant on purpose
55:00 <Agent> I've heard of bishes doing that just to get money
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not that crazy
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> i remember that at the pub mel.
56:00 <Agent> Lol
56:00 <Agent> I like you, K
56:00 <root> ITS OK Kelevra 
56:00 <Agent> You're carefree
56:00 <Kelevra> even nick spewed once he got home
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
56:00 <root> Kelevra, Would you marry Kim Jung ?
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> was a fun night yes.
56:00 <Agent> You don't seem stuck up and reserved about stuff
56:00 <Kelevra> poor ^pHANTOM^ had to drive all us drunks home all fucked up
56:00 <root> when we join north korea
56:00 <Kelevra> root I'd never marry anyone
56:00 <Agent> Are you an alcoholic, K?
56:00 <root> Kelevra you better decide now
56:00 <Kelevra> nah I was just heaps young
56:00 <Kelevra> but I will pee in a park or near a bin
56:00 <Agent> I actually can't think of any other thing that would make me violent with a women
56:00 <Dracula> Freddy was just like to jason
56:00 <Kelevra> I'll never pee my pants
56:00 <Agent> But you can bet your ass that would do it.
56:00 <Dracula> WHY WONT YOU DIE
56:00 <Kelevra> ^pHANTOM^ yeah the grand
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep!
56:00 <Kelevra> fuck that was a fun night
56:00 <Agent> Lol
56:00 <Agent> I like you, K
56:00 <root> ITS OK Kelevra 
56:00 <Agent> You're carefree
56:00 <Kelevra> even nick spewed once he got home
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
56:00 <Kelevra> but I will pee in a park or near a bin
56:00 <Agent> I actually can't think of any other thing that would make me violent with a women
56:00 <Dracula> Freddy was just like to jason
56:00 <Kelevra> I'll never pee my pants
56:00 <Agent> But you can bet your ass that would do it.
56:00 <Dracula> WHY WONT YOU DIE
56:00 <Kelevra> ^pHANTOM^ yeah the grand
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep!
56:00 <Kelevra> fuck that was a fun night
56:00 <Agent> Lol
56:00 <Agent> I like you, K
56:00 <root> ITS OK Kelevra 
56:00 <Agent> You're carefree
56:00 <Kelevra> even nick spewed once he got home
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
57:00 <root> what ?
57:00 <root> yeah
57:00 <Agent> What's your flaw
57:00 <President_Trump> so Agent and Kelevra are now an item?
57:00 <Agent> Trump yeah
57:00 <Kelevra> and the weekends were lets get shitfaced
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
57:00 <Dracula> trump its making me sick
57:00 <root> Launch the missles
57:00 <Agent> Lol Dracula
57:00 <Kelevra> it was good back then cause we'd go play pool a few times a week then we'd either go to a bar or clubbing on the weekends
57:00 <root> Kelevra, Would you marry Kim Jung ?
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> was a fun night yes.
57:00 <Agent> You don't seem stuck up and reserved about stuff
57:00 <Kelevra> poor ^pHANTOM^ had to drive all us drunks home all fucked up
57:00 <root> when we join north korea
57:00 <Kelevra> root I'd never marry anyone
57:00 <Agent> Are you an alcoholic, K?
57:00 <root> Kelevra you better decide now
57:00 <Kelevra> nah I was just heaps young
57:00 <root> what ?
57:00 <root> yeah
57:00 <Agent> What's your flaw
57:00 <President_Trump> so Agent and Kelevra are now an item?
57:00 <Agent> Trump yeah
57:00 <Kelevra> and the weekends were lets get shitfaced
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
57:00 <root> Kelevra, Would you marry Kim Jung ?
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> was a fun night yes.
57:00 <Agent> You don't seem stuck up and reserved about stuff
57:00 <Kelevra> poor ^pHANTOM^ had to drive all us drunks home all fucked up
57:00 <root> when we join north korea
57:00 <Kelevra> root I'd never marry anyone
57:00 <Agent> Are you an alcoholic, K?
57:00 <root> Kelevra you better decide now
57:00 <Kelevra> nah I was just heaps young
57:00 <root> what ?
57:00 <root> yeah
57:00 <Agent> What's your flaw
57:00 <President_Trump> so Agent and Kelevra are now an item?
57:00 <Agent> Trump yeah
57:00 <Kelevra> and the weekends were lets get shitfaced
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
58:00 <Dracula> Its like watching bird chat up dialumeah
58:00 <Agent> We live in different cities anyway, it's unlikely we'll ever even meet
58:00 <Kelevra> then I dissapeared interstate and everyone got married and shit
58:00 <Dracula> yeh cause 8 hours drive is impossible aye
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> bring back those days!
58:00 <Kelevra> Agent you never know
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
58:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah I wish that energy these days
58:00 <Agent> I'm not driving 8 hours for a fuck when I got casual bishes one phone call and 10 minutes away
58:00 <^bozojim> i have never been clubbing or to a bar
58:00 <Dracula> trump its making me sick
58:00 <root> Launch the missles
58:00 <Agent> Lol Dracula
58:00 <Kelevra> it was good back then cause we'd go play pool a few times a week then we'd either go to a bar or clubbing on the weekends
58:00 <Dracula> Its like watching bird chat up dialumeah
58:00 <Agent> We live in different cities anyway, it's unlikely we'll ever even meet
58:00 <Kelevra> then I dissapeared interstate and everyone got married and shit
58:00 <Dracula> yeh cause 8 hours drive is impossible aye
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> bring back those days!
58:00 <Kelevra> Agent you never know
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
58:00 <Dracula> trump its making me sick
58:00 <root> Launch the missles
58:00 <Agent> Lol Dracula
58:00 <Kelevra> it was good back then cause we'd go play pool a few times a week then we'd either go to a bar or clubbing on the weekends
58:00 <Dracula> Its like watching bird chat up dialumeah
58:00 <Agent> We live in different cities anyway, it's unlikely we'll ever even meet
58:00 <Kelevra> then I dissapeared interstate and everyone got married and shit
58:00 <Dracula> yeh cause 8 hours drive is impossible aye
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> bring back those days!
58:00 <Kelevra> Agent you never know
58:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
59:00 <Kelevra> by casual he means one of those fuck apps on the phone and hookers
59:00 <President_Trump> <@Agent> We live in different cities anyway, it's unlikely we'll ever even meet <-- so you are looking for cybersex?
59:00 <Agent> I've never fucked a hooker
59:00 <Agent> Ever
59:00 <Agent> Every pussy my cock has been inside wanted it inside
59:00 <Kelevra> neither have I
59:00 <Kelevra> gosh settle petal
59:00 <Agent> Lol
59:00 <Dracula> 12:59 AM <Agent> I'm not driving 8 hours for a fuck when I got casual bishes one phone call and 10 minutes away
59:00 <Agent> :P
59:00 <Dracula> Yet u on mirc chatting up
59:00 <Dracula> lies
59:00 <Agent> Eh
59:00 <Agent> Logic does not compute
59:00 <Kelevra> the cloest I've come to a hooker
59:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah I wish that energy these days
59:00 <Agent> I'm not driving 8 hours for a fuck when I got casual bishes one phone call and 10 minutes away
59:00 <^bozojim> i have never been clubbing or to a bar
59:00 <Kelevra> by casual he means one of those fuck apps on the phone and hookers
59:00 <President_Trump> <@Agent> We live in different cities anyway, it's unlikely we'll ever even meet <-- so you are looking for cybersex?
59:00 <Agent> I've never fucked a hooker
59:00 <Agent> Ever
59:00 <Agent> Every pussy my cock has been inside wanted it inside
59:00 <Kelevra> neither have I
59:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah I wish that energy these days
59:00 <Agent> I'm not driving 8 hours for a fuck when I got casual bishes one phone call and 10 minutes away
59:00 <^bozojim> i have never been clubbing or to a bar
59:00 <Kelevra> by casual he means one of those fuck apps on the phone and hookers
59:00 <President_Trump> <@Agent> We live in different cities anyway, it's unlikely we'll ever even meet <-- so you are looking for cybersex?
59:00 <Agent> I've never fucked a hooker
59:00 <Agent> Ever
59:00 <Agent> Every pussy my cock has been inside wanted it inside
59:00 <Kelevra> neither have I
00:00 <Agent> How does talking shit on IRC equate to hookers
00:00 <Kelevra> is fucking this dude from oasisactive who was weird
00:00 <Dracula> Not hookers
00:00 <Agent> You gotta go *somewhere* get a root
00:00 <Kelevra> I just remember thinking 'oh fkn get out of my bed please'
00:00 <Dracula> "Casual"
00:00 <Kelevra> then I had to explain where the fkn tram was and whatnot
00:00 <Agent> Oh, I'm not actually trying to get K to fuck me. Like I've said a few times now, we live in different cities :)
00:00 <Agent> But I'm sick right now, I don't want to fuck anyway
00:00 <Kelevra> all he talked about was this fkn apple app he made and his stupid band
00:00 <Kelevra> gosh settle petal
00:00 <Agent> Lol
00:00 <Dracula> 12:59 AM <Agent> I'm not driving 8 hours for a fuck when I got casual bishes one phone call and 10 minutes away
00:00 <Agent> :P
00:00 <Dracula> Yet u on mirc chatting up
00:00 <Dracula> lies
00:00 <Agent> Eh
00:00 <Agent> Logic does not compute
00:00 <Kelevra> the cloest I've come to a hooker
00:00 <Agent> How does talking shit on IRC equate to hookers
00:00 <Kelevra> is fucking this dude from oasisactive who was weird
00:00 <Dracula> Not hookers
00:00 <Agent> You gotta go *somewhere* get a root
00:00 <Kelevra> I just remember thinking 'oh fkn get out of my bed please'
00:00 <Dracula> "Casual"
00:00 <Kelevra> gosh settle petal
00:00 <Agent> Lol
00:00 <Dracula> 12:59 AM <Agent> I'm not driving 8 hours for a fuck when I got casual bishes one phone call and 10 minutes away
00:00 <Agent> :P
00:00 <Dracula> Yet u on mirc chatting up
00:00 <Dracula> lies
00:00 <Agent> Eh
00:00 <Agent> Logic does not compute
00:00 <Kelevra> the cloest I've come to a hooker
00:00 <Agent> How does talking shit on IRC equate to hookers
00:00 <Kelevra> is fucking this dude from oasisactive who was weird
00:00 <Dracula> Not hookers
00:00 <Agent> You gotta go *somewhere* get a root
00:00 <Kelevra> I just remember thinking 'oh fkn get out of my bed please'
00:00 <Dracula> "Casual"
01:00 <Agent> K, what's Oasisactive?
01:00 <Agent> Do I need to google it?
01:00 <Kelevra> some dating site
01:00 <Agent> I went on AdultFriendFinder once
01:00 <Kelevra> but yeah it's full of randoms
01:00 <Agent> Pretty sure my profile there still exists
01:00 <Kelevra> you just go through everyones profiles and they're all fuckwits anyway
01:00 <Kelevra> then I had to explain where the fkn tram was and whatnot
01:00 <Agent> Oh, I'm not actually trying to get K to fuck me. Like I've said a few times now, we live in different cities :)
01:00 <Agent> But I'm sick right now, I don't want to fuck anyway
01:00 <Kelevra> all he talked about was this fkn apple app he made and his stupid band
01:00 <Agent> K, what's Oasisactive?
01:00 <Agent> Do I need to google it?
01:00 <Kelevra> some dating site
01:00 <Kelevra> then I had to explain where the fkn tram was and whatnot
01:00 <Agent> Oh, I'm not actually trying to get K to fuck me. Like I've said a few times now, we live in different cities :)
01:00 <Agent> But I'm sick right now, I don't want to fuck anyway
01:00 <Kelevra> all he talked about was this fkn apple app he made and his stupid band
01:00 <Agent> K, what's Oasisactive?
01:00 <Agent> Do I need to google it?
01:00 <Kelevra> some dating site
02:00 <Kelevra> I'll probably go back on it @ some point
02:00 <Agent> Well, AFF isn't for dating it's for fucking
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah I couldn't root a complete random
02:00 <Kelevra> if they gave me some disease I'd hit the fkn roof
02:00 <Agent> I went on there a few years ago during a time when I had no casual bishes at all
02:00 <Kelevra> I'd go fkn postal
02:00 <Agent> I went on AdultFriendFinder once
02:00 <Kelevra> but yeah it's full of randoms
02:00 <Agent> Pretty sure my profile there still exists
02:00 <Kelevra> you just go through everyones profiles and they're all fuckwits anyway
02:00 <Kelevra> I'll probably go back on it @ some point
02:00 <Agent> Well, AFF isn't for dating it's for fucking
02:00 <Agent> I went on AdultFriendFinder once
02:00 <Kelevra> but yeah it's full of randoms
02:00 <Agent> Pretty sure my profile there still exists
02:00 <Kelevra> you just go through everyones profiles and they're all fuckwits anyway
02:00 <Kelevra> I'll probably go back on it @ some point
02:00 <Agent> Well, AFF isn't for dating it's for fucking
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> postal?
03:00 <Agent> I fucked one chick off there but she was already fkn postal so I got rid of her and stopped using the site
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'd pretty much get someone to help me find them and fuck them up
03:00 <Kelevra> fkn hate hearing about people spreading disease cause they're wreckless
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah I couldn't root a complete random
03:00 <Kelevra> if they gave me some disease I'd hit the fkn roof
03:00 <Agent> I went on there a few years ago during a time when I had no casual bishes at all
03:00 <Kelevra> I'd go fkn postal
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> postal?
03:00 <Agent> I fucked one chick off there but she was already fkn postal so I got rid of her and stopped using the site
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah I couldn't root a complete random
03:00 <Kelevra> if they gave me some disease I'd hit the fkn roof
03:00 <Agent> I went on there a few years ago during a time when I had no casual bishes at all
03:00 <Kelevra> I'd go fkn postal
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> postal?
03:00 <Agent> I fucked one chick off there but she was already fkn postal so I got rid of her and stopped using the site
04:00 <Agent> I think it should be criminal
04:00 <Kelevra> same tbh
04:00 <Agent> To have unprotected sex with someone without disclosing you have an STD
04:00 <Agent> That should be criminal
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah fkn oath
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> agreed
04:00 <Kelevra> seriously if I ever got anything I'd burn the fuckers house down
04:00 <Kelevra> shit I guess I am crazy
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'd pretty much get someone to help me find them and fuck them up
04:00 <Kelevra> fkn hate hearing about people spreading disease cause they're wreckless
04:00 <Agent> I think it should be criminal
04:00 <Kelevra> same tbh
04:00 <Agent> To have unprotected sex with someone without disclosing you have an STD
04:00 <Agent> That should be criminal
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah fkn oath
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'd pretty much get someone to help me find them and fuck them up
04:00 <Kelevra> fkn hate hearing about people spreading disease cause they're wreckless
04:00 <Agent> I think it should be criminal
04:00 <Kelevra> same tbh
04:00 <Agent> To have unprotected sex with someone without disclosing you have an STD
04:00 <Agent> That should be criminal
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah fkn oath
05:00 <Agent> Lol
05:00 <Agent> The difference is, you're only crazy when someone fucks with you
05:00 <Agent> True crazy is crazy anyway
05:00 <Kelevra> nah cause I just remembered I have threatened that before
05:00 <Agent> Threatening is one thing
05:00 <Kelevra> I've told about 3 exs if they fuck me over I'll burn their houses down
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> agreed
05:00 <Kelevra> seriously if I ever got anything I'd burn the fuckers house down
05:00 <Kelevra> shit I guess I am crazy
05:00 <Agent> Lol
05:00 <Agent> The difference is, you're only crazy when someone fucks with you
05:00 <Agent> True crazy is crazy anyway
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> agreed
05:00 <Kelevra> seriously if I ever got anything I'd burn the fuckers house down
05:00 <Kelevra> shit I guess I am crazy
05:00 <Agent> Lol
05:00 <Agent> The difference is, you're only crazy when someone fucks with you
05:00 <Agent> True crazy is crazy anyway
06:00 <Dracula> Goodnight
06:00 <Kelevra> wtf is with me and threatening to burn houses down
06:00 <Kelevra> nie nies Dracula
06:00 <Agent> You remind me of... that cunt who fucked a tranny and then burned their house down
06:00 <Agent> Who used to hang around here
06:00 <Agent> Indian cunt
06:00 <Agent> What's his name
06:00 <Kelevra> nah cause I just remembered I have threatened that before
06:00 <Agent> Threatening is one thing
06:00 <Kelevra> I've told about 3 exs if they fuck me over I'll burn their houses down
06:00 <Dracula> Goodnight
06:00 <Kelevra> wtf is with me and threatening to burn houses down
06:00 <Kelevra> nie nies Dracula
06:00 <Kelevra> nah cause I just remembered I have threatened that before
06:00 <Agent> Threatening is one thing
06:00 <Kelevra> I've told about 3 exs if they fuck me over I'll burn their houses down
06:00 <Dracula> Goodnight
06:00 <Kelevra> wtf is with me and threatening to burn houses down
06:00 <Kelevra> nie nies Dracula
07:00 <Kelevra> oh wow that's crazy
07:00 <Kelevra> you're like the 3rd person to think I sound like a tranny
07:00 <Agent> Lol no
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
07:00 <Agent> You don't sound like a tranny
07:00 <Agent> You remind me of... that cunt who fucked a tranny and then burned their house down
07:00 <Agent> Who used to hang around here
07:00 <Agent> Indian cunt
07:00 <Agent> What's his name
07:00 <Kelevra> oh wow that's crazy
07:00 <Kelevra> you're like the 3rd person to think I sound like a tranny
07:00 <Agent> You remind me of... that cunt who fucked a tranny and then burned their house down
07:00 <Agent> Who used to hang around here
07:00 <Agent> Indian cunt
07:00 <Agent> What's his name
07:00 <Kelevra> oh wow that's crazy
07:00 <Kelevra> you're like the 3rd person to think I sound like a tranny
08:00 <Agent> There used to be a user who hand around #melbourne, he fucked a tranny who then dumped him, and he burned their house down and now he's all wierd and strange
08:00 <Kelevra> well I came from springvale so guys used to pull my hair to see if it was fake
08:00 <Agent> And it was in the paper and stuff
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm tallish
08:00 <Kelevra> oh beehhhh
08:00 <Agent> Hey
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's a fucked up unit
08:00 <Agent> I thought I had you on facebook
08:00 <Agent> Did you delete me bish
08:00 <Agent> Lol
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah I did but I can't remember why lol
08:00 <Agent> Lol no
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
08:00 <Agent> You don't sound like a tranny
08:00 <Agent> There used to be a user who hand around #melbourne, he fucked a tranny who then dumped him, and he burned their house down and now he's all wierd and strange
08:00 <Kelevra> well I came from springvale so guys used to pull my hair to see if it was fake
08:00 <Agent> And it was in the paper and stuff
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm tallish
08:00 <Kelevra> oh beehhhh
08:00 <Agent> Lol no
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
08:00 <Agent> You don't sound like a tranny
08:00 <Agent> There used to be a user who hand around #melbourne, he fucked a tranny who then dumped him, and he burned their house down and now he's all wierd and strange
08:00 <Kelevra> well I came from springvale so guys used to pull my hair to see if it was fake
08:00 <Agent> And it was in the paper and stuff
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm tallish
08:00 <Kelevra> oh beehhhh
09:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
09:00 <Kelevra> you can readd me
09:00 <root> oops
09:00 <Kelevra> you have my blessing
09:00 <Kelevra> oh wait i remember
09:00 <Kelevra> michael didn't want me to have any association with ppl from irc
09:00 <Agent> Who the fuck is Michael anyway
09:00 <Kelevra> my ex
09:00 <Agent> Do I need to kill him?
09:00 <Agent> Hey
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's a fucked up unit
09:00 <Agent> I thought I had you on facebook
09:00 <Agent> Did you delete me bish
09:00 <Agent> Lol
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah I did but I can't remember why lol
09:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
09:00 <Kelevra> you can readd me
09:00 <root> oops
09:00 <Kelevra> you have my blessing
09:00 <Kelevra> oh wait i remember
09:00 <Agent> Hey
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's a fucked up unit
09:00 <Agent> I thought I had you on facebook
09:00 <Agent> Did you delete me bish
09:00 <Agent> Lol
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah I did but I can't remember why lol
09:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
09:00 <Kelevra> you can readd me
09:00 <root> oops
09:00 <Kelevra> you have my blessing
09:00 <Kelevra> oh wait i remember
10:00 <Agent> Ah, fuck him then
10:00 <Agent> Who cares what he wants if he's an ex
10:00 <Kelevra> he said if I won't let him use world of warcraft I can't use irc or have users on my profile
10:00 <Agent> lol
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> whys that mel?
10:00 <Agent> Controlling cunt
10:00 <Kelevra> cause he said everyone just wants to fuck me, he was seriously overbaring
10:00 <Kelevra> michael didn't want me to have any association with ppl from irc
10:00 <Agent> Who the fuck is Michael anyway
10:00 <Kelevra> my ex
10:00 <Agent> Do I need to kill him?
10:00 <Agent> Ah, fuck him then
10:00 <Agent> Who cares what he wants if he's an ex
10:00 <Kelevra> he said if I won't let him use world of warcraft I can't use irc or have users on my profile
10:00 <Agent> lol
10:00 <Kelevra> michael didn't want me to have any association with ppl from irc
10:00 <Agent> Who the fuck is Michael anyway
10:00 <Kelevra> my ex
10:00 <Agent> Do I need to kill him?
10:00 <Agent> Ah, fuck him then
10:00 <Agent> Who cares what he wants if he's an ex
10:00 <Kelevra> he said if I won't let him use world of warcraft I can't use irc or have users on my profile
10:00 <Agent> lol
11:00 <Agent> Lol
11:00 <President_Trump> thats what geoffy said too
11:00 <Agent> #Prettygirlproblems
11:00 <Kelevra> seriously I told him I'm faithful when I'm in a relationship and he's like 'well my ex's cheated on me'
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
11:00 <Kelevra> how the fuck that's my problem is beyond me
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> whys that mel?
11:00 <Agent> Controlling cunt
11:00 <Kelevra> cause he said everyone just wants to fuck me, he was seriously overbaring
11:00 <Agent> Lol
11:00 <President_Trump> thats what geoffy said too
11:00 <Agent> #Prettygirlproblems
11:00 <Kelevra> seriously I told him I'm faithful when I'm in a relationship and he's like 'well my ex's cheated on me'
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> whys that mel?
11:00 <Agent> Controlling cunt
11:00 <Kelevra> cause he said everyone just wants to fuck me, he was seriously overbaring
11:00 <Agent> Lol
11:00 <President_Trump> thats what geoffy said too
11:00 <Agent> #Prettygirlproblems
11:00 <Kelevra> seriously I told him I'm faithful when I'm in a relationship and he's like 'well my ex's cheated on me'
12:00 <Kelevra> we full blown had a fight cause I had to tell him I'm not a cheater and if i want it over I'll say that
12:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah ok.
12:00 <Kelevra> how the fuck that's my problem is beyond me
12:00 <Kelevra> we full blown had a fight cause I had to tell him I'm not a cheater and if i want it over I'll say that
12:00 <Kelevra> how the fuck that's my problem is beyond me
12:00 <Kelevra> we full blown had a fight cause I had to tell him I'm not a cheater and if i want it over I'll say that
13:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit what would I get out of cheating
13:00 <Agent> Sex
13:00 <Agent> Isn't that what everyone gets out of cheating?
13:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
13:00 <Agent> Maybe better companionship that you're not getting in current relationship?
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah ok.
13:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit what would I get out of cheating
13:00 <Agent> Sex
13:00 <Agent> Isn't that what everyone gets out of cheating?
13:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah ok.
13:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit what would I get out of cheating
13:00 <Agent> Sex
13:00 <Agent> Isn't that what everyone gets out of cheating?
13:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <Kelevra> probably people do it cause of that
14:00 <Kelevra> but then why not just end the relationship and start a new one
14:00 <Agent> Maybe better companionship that you're not getting in current relationship?
14:00 <Agent> Maybe better companionship that you're not getting in current relationship?
15:00 <Agent> Well
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> good point
15:00 <Agent> I can tell you from personal experience, I've been in a relationship, genuinely loved the girl and wanted to be with her, but been sexually attracted to someone else *as well* and wanted to fuck her
15:00 <Agent> Didn't do it, but I can understand why someone might.
15:00 <Kelevra> well shit geoffy, remember when nick cheated on me?
15:00 <Kelevra> I was in my prime, hot as fuck and he just did it cause he could
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> probably people do it cause of that
15:00 <Kelevra> but then why not just end the relationship and start a new one
15:00 <Agent> Well
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> good point
15:00 <Agent> I can tell you from personal experience, I've been in a relationship, genuinely loved the girl and wanted to be with her, but been sexually attracted to someone else *as well* and wanted to fuck her
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> probably people do it cause of that
15:00 <Kelevra> but then why not just end the relationship and start a new one
15:00 <Agent> Well
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> good point
15:00 <Agent> I can tell you from personal experience, I've been in a relationship, genuinely loved the girl and wanted to be with her, but been sexually attracted to someone else *as well* and wanted to fuck her
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> why did he cheat on you?
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> that bad.
16:00 <Kelevra> Agent why didn't you end the relationship and fuck the chick you wanted?
16:00 <Agent> Two reasons
16:00 <Agent> First of all, I still wanted to be with the first girl full time
16:00 <Kelevra> he said he cheated on me because i was young
16:00 <Kelevra> and he thought I didn't care
16:00 <Agent> Secondly, I didn't want a relationship with the second girl. Just wanted to fuck her. As soon as I fucked her I wouldn't have awnted anything more to do with her
16:00 <Agent> Didn't do it, but I can understand why someone might.
16:00 <Kelevra> well shit geoffy, remember when nick cheated on me?
16:00 <Kelevra> I was in my prime, hot as fuck and he just did it cause he could
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> why did he cheat on you?
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> that bad.
16:00 <Kelevra> Agent why didn't you end the relationship and fuck the chick you wanted?
16:00 <Agent> Two reasons
16:00 <Agent> Didn't do it, but I can understand why someone might.
16:00 <Kelevra> well shit geoffy, remember when nick cheated on me?
16:00 <Kelevra> I was in my prime, hot as fuck and he just did it cause he could
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> why did he cheat on you?
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> that bad.
16:00 <Kelevra> Agent why didn't you end the relationship and fuck the chick you wanted?
16:00 <Agent> Two reasons
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not a reason to cheat on any one.
17:00 <Agent> I agree, which is why I didn't do it
17:00 <Agent> But I felt the desire to.
17:00 <Kelevra> Agent you're a very twisted person but utterly interesting
17:00 <Agent> Not everyone is so strong.
17:00 <Agent> I think it's male DNA. It's instinct, nature.
17:00 <Kelevra> I've never had the desire to leave a relationship unless they've offended me or my family or been physical
17:00 <Agent> Men are hardwired to spread their seed.
17:00 <Agent> First of all, I still wanted to be with the first girl full time
17:00 <Kelevra> he said he cheated on me because i was young
17:00 <Kelevra> and he thought I didn't care
17:00 <Agent> Secondly, I didn't want a relationship with the second girl. Just wanted to fuck her. As soon as I fucked her I wouldn't have awnted anything more to do with her
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not a reason to cheat on any one.
17:00 <Agent> I agree, which is why I didn't do it
17:00 <Agent> But I felt the desire to.
17:00 <Kelevra> Agent you're a very twisted person but utterly interesting
17:00 <Agent> Not everyone is so strong.
17:00 <Agent> First of all, I still wanted to be with the first girl full time
17:00 <Kelevra> he said he cheated on me because i was young
17:00 <Kelevra> and he thought I didn't care
17:00 <Agent> Secondly, I didn't want a relationship with the second girl. Just wanted to fuck her. As soon as I fucked her I wouldn't have awnted anything more to do with her
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not a reason to cheat on any one.
17:00 <Agent> I agree, which is why I didn't do it
17:00 <Agent> But I felt the desire to.
17:00 <Kelevra> Agent you're a very twisted person but utterly interesting
17:00 <Agent> Not everyone is so strong.
18:00 <Agent> I don't think that the human creature is designed to be monogomous
18:00 <Agent> We're not built that way
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> like wise mel.
18:00 <Kelevra> all the guys minus 3 have been faithful to me
18:00 <Agent> I've never cheated, but I've wanted to.
18:00 <Kelevra> my vadge is like herion
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:00 <Agent> I think it's male DNA. It's instinct, nature.
18:00 <Kelevra> I've never had the desire to leave a relationship unless they've offended me or my family or been physical
18:00 <Agent> Men are hardwired to spread their seed.
18:00 <Agent> I don't think that the human creature is designed to be monogomous
18:00 <Agent> We're not built that way
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> like wise mel.
18:00 <Kelevra> all the guys minus 3 have been faithful to me
18:00 <Agent> I think it's male DNA. It's instinct, nature.
18:00 <Kelevra> I've never had the desire to leave a relationship unless they've offended me or my family or been physical
18:00 <Agent> Men are hardwired to spread their seed.
18:00 <Agent> I don't think that the human creature is designed to be monogomous
18:00 <Agent> We're not built that way
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> like wise mel.
18:00 <Kelevra> all the guys minus 3 have been faithful to me
19:00 <Agent> [01:17] <+Kelevra> Agent you're a very twisted person but utterly interesting
19:00 <Agent> I think I'm just honest and open
19:00 <Agent> I've never cheated, but I've wanted to.
19:00 <Kelevra> my vadge is like herion
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
19:00 <Agent> I've never cheated, but I've wanted to.
19:00 <Kelevra> my vadge is like herion
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
20:00 <Agent> Half the people in the channel look at our conversation and were like Ewww wtf are you talking about this ban them
20:00 <Agent> But I prefer to talk
20:00 <Agent> Not chit-chat
20:00 <Agent> Talk
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah well chit chat is for fake ppl
20:00 <Agent> I am upfront and rela
20:00 <Agent> real
20:00 <Agent> Not everyone likes that
20:00 <Agent> Too bad.
20:00 <Agent> [01:17] <+Kelevra> Agent you're a very twisted person but utterly interesting
20:00 <Agent> I think I'm just honest and open
20:00 <Agent> Half the people in the channel look at our conversation and were like Ewww wtf are you talking about this ban them
20:00 <Agent> But I prefer to talk
20:00 <Agent> Not chit-chat
20:00 <Agent> Talk
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah well chit chat is for fake ppl
20:00 <Agent> [01:17] <+Kelevra> Agent you're a very twisted person but utterly interesting
20:00 <Agent> I think I'm just honest and open
20:00 <Agent> Half the people in the channel look at our conversation and were like Ewww wtf are you talking about this ban them
20:00 <Agent> But I prefer to talk
20:00 <Agent> Not chit-chat
20:00 <Agent> Talk
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah well chit chat is for fake ppl
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah I hate fake people
21:00 <Kelevra> like my ex totally lied to me
21:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't believe the shit I heard last night
21:00 <Agent> About what
21:00 <Kelevra> his name wasn't real and about his previous job like being a manger is important
21:00 <Kelevra> it's so fkn strange
21:00 <Agent> Eh? He gave you a fake name while you were dating??
21:00 <Agent> I am upfront and rela
21:00 <Agent> real
21:00 <Agent> Not everyone likes that
21:00 <Agent> Too bad.
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah I hate fake people
21:00 <Kelevra> like my ex totally lied to me
21:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't believe the shit I heard last night
21:00 <Agent> About what
21:00 <Agent> I am upfront and rela
21:00 <Agent> real
21:00 <Agent> Not everyone likes that
21:00 <Agent> Too bad.
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah I hate fake people
21:00 <Kelevra> like my ex totally lied to me
21:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't believe the shit I heard last night
21:00 <Agent> About what
22:00 <Kelevra> this guy who contacted me has the life michael pretended to have
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah fake name, didn't tell me he had a daughter until we were dating
22:00 <Kelevra> then when I asked him about his career that was a whole lie
22:00 <President_Trump> i could have told u that
22:00 <Agent> The only reason I can think of for giving a girl a fake name upfront is to either cheat on an existing partner without getting caught, or to be able to disappear from the new girl at a moment's notice and make it impossiblef or her to find you cause she doesn't even know your name
22:00 <Kelevra> my stepdad said he cat fished me but irl
22:00 <Kelevra> his name wasn't real and about his previous job like being a manger is important
22:00 <Kelevra> it's so fkn strange
22:00 <Agent> Eh? He gave you a fake name while you were dating??
22:00 <Kelevra> this guy who contacted me has the life michael pretended to have
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah fake name, didn't tell me he had a daughter until we were dating
22:00 <Kelevra> his name wasn't real and about his previous job like being a manger is important
22:00 <Kelevra> it's so fkn strange
22:00 <Agent> Eh? He gave you a fake name while you were dating??
22:00 <Kelevra> this guy who contacted me has the life michael pretended to have
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah fake name, didn't tell me he had a daughter until we were dating
23:00 <Agent> Yeah, massive red flags
23:00 <Kelevra> then when I asked him about his career that was a whole lie
23:00 <President_Trump> i could have told u that
23:00 <Agent> The only reason I can think of for giving a girl a fake name upfront is to either cheat on an existing partner without getting caught, or to be able to disappear from the new girl at a moment's notice and make it impossiblef or her to find you cause she doesn't even know your name
23:00 <Kelevra> my stepdad said he cat fished me but irl
23:00 <Agent> Yeah, massive red flags
23:00 <Kelevra> then when I asked him about his career that was a whole lie
23:00 <President_Trump> i could have told u that
23:00 <Agent> The only reason I can think of for giving a girl a fake name upfront is to either cheat on an existing partner without getting caught, or to be able to disappear from the new girl at a moment's notice and make it impossiblef or her to find you cause she doesn't even know your name
23:00 <Kelevra> my stepdad said he cat fished me but irl
23:00 <Agent> Yeah, massive red flags
24:00 <Kelevra> well he gave me this bullshit last name and I said to him 'hey you drive, can you transfer $1 to my account cause tomorrow i get paid and need a few things from the shops and if you transfer $1 my money will go straight into your account when I send it'
24:00 <Kelevra> and boom he does it this michael wilson name comes up on my transactions
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> looks like he had a lot to hide.
24:00 <Kelevra> and I'm like wtf your name is differnt on fb and he said some shit about vpol and i'm like wtf
24:00 <Kelevra> well he gave me this bullshit last name and I said to him 'hey you drive, can you transfer $1 to my account cause tomorrow i get paid and need a few things from the shops and if you transfer $1 my money will go straight into your account when I send it'
24:00 <Kelevra> and boom he does it this michael wilson name comes up on my transactions
24:00 <Kelevra> well he gave me this bullshit last name and I said to him 'hey you drive, can you transfer $1 to my account cause tomorrow i get paid and need a few things from the shops and if you transfer $1 my money will go straight into your account when I send it'
24:00 <Kelevra> and boom he does it this michael wilson name comes up on my transactions
25:00 <Agent> Right
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> :o
25:00 <Kelevra> so then after that he gives me this bullshit excuse that he got mad @ his dad and changed his last name
25:00 <Agent> Either he was already in a relationship and didn't want you to know about it, or he only ever intended to get sex from you and be able to disappear at the drop of a dime, knowing you don't know his real name and can't find him.
25:00 <Kelevra> then last night this guy messages me and says michael changed his name to escape child support
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> looks like he had a lot to hide.
25:00 <Kelevra> and I'm like wtf your name is differnt on fb and he said some shit about vpol and i'm like wtf
25:00 <Agent> Right
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> :o
25:00 <Kelevra> so then after that he gives me this bullshit excuse that he got mad @ his dad and changed his last name
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> looks like he had a lot to hide.
25:00 <Kelevra> and I'm like wtf your name is differnt on fb and he said some shit about vpol and i'm like wtf
25:00 <Agent> Right
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> :o
25:00 <Kelevra> so then after that he gives me this bullshit excuse that he got mad @ his dad and changed his last name
26:00 <Kelevra> well he pretty much moved in with me straight away
26:00 <Agent> Is he paying YOU child support?
26:00 <Kelevra> then next thing i know he has my ATM card i'm making car payments and paying for petrol
26:00 <Kelevra> oh nah he doesn't have to pay me child support, my kids are mine
26:00 <Agent> Either he was already in a relationship and didn't want you to know about it, or he only ever intended to get sex from you and be able to disappear at the drop of a dime, knowing you don't know his real name and can't find him.
26:00 <Kelevra> then last night this guy messages me and says michael changed his name to escape child support
26:00 <Kelevra> well he pretty much moved in with me straight away
26:00 <Agent> Is he paying YOU child support?
26:00 <Agent> Either he was already in a relationship and didn't want you to know about it, or he only ever intended to get sex from you and be able to disappear at the drop of a dime, knowing you don't know his real name and can't find him.
26:00 <Kelevra> then last night this guy messages me and says michael changed his name to escape child support
26:00 <Kelevra> well he pretty much moved in with me straight away
26:00 <Agent> Is he paying YOU child support?
27:00 <Kelevra> I think he was just using me for a crash pad, sex and money
27:00 <Agent> That sounds likely
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it.
27:00 <Kelevra> I'd love to see if the fat fuck can get anyone else but this guy told me he's playing poor me on fb
27:00 <Kelevra> then next thing i know he has my ATM card i'm making car payments and paying for petrol
27:00 <Kelevra> oh nah he doesn't have to pay me child support, my kids are mine
27:00 <Kelevra> I think he was just using me for a crash pad, sex and money
27:00 <Agent> That sounds likely
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it.
27:00 <Kelevra> then next thing i know he has my ATM card i'm making car payments and paying for petrol
27:00 <Kelevra> oh nah he doesn't have to pay me child support, my kids are mine
27:00 <Kelevra> I think he was just using me for a crash pad, sex and money
27:00 <Agent> That sounds likely
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it.
28:00 <Agent> Who cares
28:00 <Agent> If he's gone, turn your back
28:00 <Agent> Life is too short to waste time on people who don't matter
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's what I'm doing
28:00 <Kelevra> I just hope he doesn't try taking me to court
28:00 <Agent> For wat
28:00 <Agent> You mean for custody or some shit?
28:00 <Kelevra> I'd love to see if the fat fuck can get anyone else but this guy told me he's playing poor me on fb
28:00 <Agent> Who cares
28:00 <Agent> If he's gone, turn your back
28:00 <Agent> Life is too short to waste time on people who don't matter
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's what I'm doing
28:00 <Kelevra> I'd love to see if the fat fuck can get anyone else but this guy told me he's playing poor me on fb
28:00 <Agent> Who cares
28:00 <Agent> If he's gone, turn your back
28:00 <Agent> Life is too short to waste time on people who don't matter
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's what I'm doing
29:00 <Kelevra> he said he wanted to ruin my life and get my kids taken off me and he's saying on fb that i assulted him
29:00 <Agent> The mother wins those fights every fucking day, the system is SO unfair for fathers, even the ones who do the right thing, let alone the ones who don't.
29:00 <Kelevra> physical domestic battery and assult
29:00 <Kelevra> I just hope he doesn't try taking me to court
29:00 <Agent> For wat
29:00 <Agent> You mean for custody or some shit?
29:00 <Kelevra> he said he wanted to ruin my life and get my kids taken off me and he's saying on fb that i assulted him
29:00 <Agent> The mother wins those fights every fucking day, the system is SO unfair for fathers, even the ones who do the right thing, let alone the ones who don't.
29:00 <Kelevra> physical domestic battery and assult
29:00 <Kelevra> I just hope he doesn't try taking me to court
29:00 <Agent> For wat
29:00 <Agent> You mean for custody or some shit?
29:00 <Kelevra> he said he wanted to ruin my life and get my kids taken off me and he's saying on fb that i assulted him
29:00 <Agent> The mother wins those fights every fucking day, the system is SO unfair for fathers, even the ones who do the right thing, let alone the ones who don't.
29:00 <Kelevra> physical domestic battery and assult
30:00 <Kelevra> if he didn't threaten my dad or my kids and grabbed me I'd have not laid a hand on him
30:00 <Agent> Is he the one who caused those injuries I once saw pictures of?
30:00 <Kelevra> and I know he'll say i know how to fight
30:00 <Kelevra> nah that was john
30:00 <Kelevra> if he didn't threaten my dad or my kids and grabbed me I'd have not laid a hand on him
30:00 <Agent> Is he the one who caused those injuries I once saw pictures of?
30:00 <Kelevra> and I know he'll say i know how to fight
30:00 <Kelevra> nah that was john
30:00 <Kelevra> if he didn't threaten my dad or my kids and grabbed me I'd have not laid a hand on him
30:00 <Agent> Is he the one who caused those injuries I once saw pictures of?
30:00 <Kelevra> and I know he'll say i know how to fight
30:00 <Kelevra> nah that was john
31:00 <Kelevra> I just can't stand a man threatening me cause I've been through so much and all my instincts just say 'don't lay down'
31:00 <Kelevra> I honestly should be dead from those injuries you saw
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
31:00 <Agent> Well you still here
31:00 <Kelevra> I just can't stand a man threatening me cause I've been through so much and all my instincts just say 'don't lay down'
31:00 <Kelevra> I honestly should be dead from those injuries you saw
31:00 <Kelevra> I just can't stand a man threatening me cause I've been through so much and all my instincts just say 'don't lay down'
31:00 <Kelevra> I honestly should be dead from those injuries you saw
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah thankfully
32:00 <Kelevra> if i lost the kids I'd bail completely, go fuck shit everywhere
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
32:00 <Agent> Well you still here
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah thankfully
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
32:00 <Agent> Well you still here
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah thankfully
33:00 <Agent> Not gonna happen
33:00 <Kelevra> if i lost the kids I'd bail completely, go fuck shit everywhere
33:00 <Kelevra> if i lost the kids I'd bail completely, go fuck shit everywhere
34:00 <Agent> You gotta do somethin that threaten's the kid's environment, and he gotta prove it.
34:00 <Agent> If you haven't done anything, and even if you have, the mother still usually wins
34:00 <Agent> You gotta hurt your kids to lose 'em
34:00 <Agent> And that doesn't sound too likely
34:00 <Kelevra> well my house is always clean and there's always food on the table and theyre always clean
34:00 <Agent> Are you a drug addict?
34:00 <Agent> Not gonna happen
34:00 <Agent> You gotta do somethin that threaten's the kid's environment, and he gotta prove it.
34:00 <Agent> If you haven't done anything, and even if you have, the mother still usually wins
34:00 <Agent> You gotta hurt your kids to lose 'em
34:00 <Agent> Not gonna happen
34:00 <Agent> You gotta do somethin that threaten's the kid's environment, and he gotta prove it.
34:00 <Agent> If you haven't done anything, and even if you have, the mother still usually wins
34:00 <Agent> You gotta hurt your kids to lose 'em
35:00 <Kelevra> nah i could never hurt someone weaker than me and doesn't pose a threat
35:00 <Kelevra> nah no drugs
35:00 <Agent> Then you're pretty safe
35:00 <Agent> Any criminal history?
35:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah lol
35:00 <Agent> LOL
35:00 <Agent> Only things you've been convicted of count
35:00 <Kelevra> I was a dumb ass when I was younger
35:00 <Kelevra> oh no convictions
35:00 <Agent> Anda nything before the age of 18 doesn't count.
35:00 <Agent> Then you don't have a criminal history :)
35:00 <Agent> And that doesn't sound too likely
35:00 <Kelevra> well my house is always clean and there's always food on the table and theyre always clean
35:00 <Agent> Are you a drug addict?
35:00 <Kelevra> nah i could never hurt someone weaker than me and doesn't pose a threat
35:00 <Kelevra> nah no drugs
35:00 <Agent> Then you're pretty safe
35:00 <Agent> Any criminal history?
35:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah lol
35:00 <Agent> LOL
35:00 <Agent> And that doesn't sound too likely
35:00 <Kelevra> well my house is always clean and there's always food on the table and theyre always clean
35:00 <Agent> Are you a drug addict?
35:00 <Kelevra> nah i could never hurt someone weaker than me and doesn't pose a threat
35:00 <Kelevra> nah no drugs
35:00 <Agent> Then you're pretty safe
35:00 <Agent> Any criminal history?
35:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah lol
35:00 <Agent> LOL
36:00 <Agent> Being arested, even being charged, isn't criminal history
36:00 <Kelevra> oh only when I was about 18 I did something stupid
36:00 <Agent> You gotta be convicted of something.
36:00 <Agent> Fuck, I've been arrested twice
36:00 <Agent> Charged both times
36:00 <Agent> Acquitted both times
36:00 <Kelevra> oh I did get charged heavily
36:00 <Agent> And then they hired me as a cop
36:00 <Agent> I was a cop for 5.5 years
36:00 <Agent> After being arrested and charged twice
36:00 <Kelevra> but I got a good behaviour bond and probation for 2 years
36:00 <Agent> So don't worry about that, it's not criminal history unless you're convicted.
36:00 <Agent> Only things you've been convicted of count
36:00 <Kelevra> I was a dumb ass when I was younger
36:00 <Kelevra> oh no convictions
36:00 <Agent> Anda nything before the age of 18 doesn't count.
36:00 <Agent> Then you don't have a criminal history :)
36:00 <Agent> Being arested, even being charged, isn't criminal history
36:00 <Kelevra> oh only when I was about 18 I did something stupid
36:00 <Agent> You gotta be convicted of something.
36:00 <Agent> Fuck, I've been arrested twice
36:00 <Agent> Charged both times
36:00 <Agent> Acquitted both times
36:00 <Kelevra> oh I did get charged heavily
36:00 <Agent> And then they hired me as a cop
36:00 <Agent> Only things you've been convicted of count
36:00 <Kelevra> I was a dumb ass when I was younger
36:00 <Kelevra> oh no convictions
36:00 <Agent> Anda nything before the age of 18 doesn't count.
36:00 <Agent> Then you don't have a criminal history :)
36:00 <Agent> Being arested, even being charged, isn't criminal history
36:00 <Kelevra> oh only when I was about 18 I did something stupid
36:00 <Agent> You gotta be convicted of something.
36:00 <Agent> Fuck, I've been arrested twice
36:00 <Agent> Charged both times
36:00 <Agent> Acquitted both times
36:00 <Kelevra> oh I did get charged heavily
36:00 <Agent> And then they hired me as a cop
37:00 <Agent> Well
37:00 <Agent> A good behavious bond is a conviction
37:00 <Kelevra> well I called the police this past weekend
37:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm fairly sure I wasn't convicted
37:00 <Agent> But it goes away after the bond is completed, if you don't get convicted of antyhing else during its term
37:00 <Agent> I was a cop for 5.5 years
37:00 <Agent> After being arrested and charged twice
37:00 <Kelevra> but I got a good behaviour bond and probation for 2 years
37:00 <Agent> So don't worry about that, it's not criminal history unless you're convicted.
37:00 <Agent> Well
37:00 <Agent> A good behavious bond is a conviction
37:00 <Kelevra> well I called the police this past weekend
37:00 <Agent> I was a cop for 5.5 years
37:00 <Agent> After being arrested and charged twice
37:00 <Kelevra> but I got a good behaviour bond and probation for 2 years
37:00 <Agent> So don't worry about that, it's not criminal history unless you're convicted.
37:00 <Agent> Well
37:00 <Agent> A good behavious bond is a conviction
37:00 <Kelevra> well I called the police this past weekend
38:00 <Kelevra> it was seriously though but probably needed cause i was such a wanker
38:00 <Kelevra> pulled my head in after that
38:00 <Agent> The idea is that you've been found guilty, but no punishment is warranted. You get put on good behaviour for a 2 years, and if you don't get convicted of anything at all in that two years, your original conviction gets wiped out. But if you do, both convictions appear permanently.
38:00 <Kelevra> I think I even got a $500 fine
38:00 <Agent> Well, if you got fined then you were definitely convicted.
38:00 <Kelevra> but I paid it
38:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm fairly sure I wasn't convicted
38:00 <Agent> But it goes away after the bond is completed, if you don't get convicted of antyhing else during its term
38:00 <Kelevra> it was seriously though but probably needed cause i was such a wanker
38:00 <Kelevra> pulled my head in after that
38:00 <Agent> The idea is that you've been found guilty, but no punishment is warranted. You get put on good behaviour for a 2 years, and if you don't get convicted of anything at all in that two years, your original conviction gets wiped out. But if you do, both convictions appear permanently.
38:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm fairly sure I wasn't convicted
38:00 <Agent> But it goes away after the bond is completed, if you don't get convicted of antyhing else during its term
38:00 <Kelevra> it was seriously though but probably needed cause i was such a wanker
38:00 <Kelevra> pulled my head in after that
38:00 <Agent> The idea is that you've been found guilty, but no punishment is warranted. You get put on good behaviour for a 2 years, and if you don't get convicted of anything at all in that two years, your original conviction gets wiped out. But if you do, both convictions appear permanently.
39:00 <Agent> A punishment of any kind means conviction.
39:00 <fbihui> all convictions are permanent
39:00 <Agent> That's only half true.
39:00 <Kelevra> I think I even got a $500 fine
39:00 <Agent> Well, if you got fined then you were definitely convicted.
39:00 <Kelevra> but I paid it
39:00 <Agent> A punishment of any kind means conviction.
39:00 <Kelevra> I think I even got a $500 fine
39:00 <Agent> Well, if you got fined then you were definitely convicted.
39:00 <Kelevra> but I paid it
39:00 <Agent> A punishment of any kind means conviction.
40:00 <Kelevra> I think the cop got fired who arrested me
40:00 <fbihui> V2K, NLP may apply see government for details
40:00 <Kelevra> cause I hit and strangled his partner
40:00 <Agent> If you get a good behaviour bond and fulfil it, the conviction still appears in police records, and in court records. But it will not appear on any criminal history search and it can not be used against you in future cases.
40:00 <Kelevra> so it was 2 charges of assulting police, 2 resisting arrests and possession
40:00 <fbihui> all convictions are permanent
40:00 <Agent> That's only half true.
40:00 <Kelevra> I think the cop got fired who arrested me
40:00 <fbihui> V2K, NLP may apply see government for details
40:00 <Kelevra> cause I hit and strangled his partner
40:00 <fbihui> all convictions are permanent
40:00 <Agent> That's only half true.
40:00 <Kelevra> I think the cop got fired who arrested me
40:00 <fbihui> V2K, NLP may apply see government for details
40:00 <Kelevra> cause I hit and strangled his partner
41:00 <Agent> Ok so if the police do a search on you, all of that will still appear, even if you fulfilled your good behaviour bond. The court can still search for it and find it, too. But anyone else who does a criminal history search on you won't see it, and even the people who can see it (police and courts) cannot use it in future cases, and it cannot be considered by a judge when determining if you 
41:00 <Agent> are a repeat offender.
41:00 <fbihui> Agent, sounds like you took a lot of poor people to court
41:00 <fbihui> you fucking criminal
41:00 <Agent> If you get a good behaviour bond and fulfil it, the conviction still appears in police records, and in court records. But it will not appear on any criminal history search and it can not be used against you in future cases.
41:00 <Kelevra> so it was 2 charges of assulting police, 2 resisting arrests and possession
41:00 <Agent> If you get a good behaviour bond and fulfil it, the conviction still appears in police records, and in court records. But it will not appear on any criminal history search and it can not be used against you in future cases.
41:00 <Kelevra> so it was 2 charges of assulting police, 2 resisting arrests and possession
42:00 <Agent> fbihui I did. I was a cop for 5.5 years.
42:00 <fbihui> How do you think that felt for that poor person ?
42:00 <fbihui> lol
42:00 <fbihui> go bash another poor old man in the street
42:00 <Kelevra> well that's good to know
42:00 <Agent> Ok so if the police do a search on you, all of that will still appear, even if you fulfilled your good behaviour bond. The court can still search for it and find it, too. But anyone else who does a criminal history search on you won't see it, and even the people who can see it (police and courts) cannot use it in future cases, and it cannot be considered by a judge when determining if you 
42:00 <Agent> are a repeat offender.
42:00 <fbihui> Agent, sounds like you took a lot of poor people to court
42:00 <fbihui> you fucking criminal
42:00 <Agent> fbihui I did. I was a cop for 5.5 years.
42:00 <fbihui> How do you think that felt for that poor person ?
42:00 <fbihui> lol
42:00 <fbihui> go bash another poor old man in the street
42:00 <Agent> Ok so if the police do a search on you, all of that will still appear, even if you fulfilled your good behaviour bond. The court can still search for it and find it, too. But anyone else who does a criminal history search on you won't see it, and even the people who can see it (police and courts) cannot use it in future cases, and it cannot be considered by a judge when determining if you 
42:00 <Agent> are a repeat offender.
42:00 <fbihui> Agent, sounds like you took a lot of poor people to court
42:00 <fbihui> you fucking criminal
42:00 <Agent> fbihui I did. I was a cop for 5.5 years.
42:00 <fbihui> How do you think that felt for that poor person ?
42:00 <fbihui> lol
42:00 <fbihui> go bash another poor old man in the street
43:00 <Kelevra> cause seriously michael had me so worried, saturday I was just shaking thinking I'm fucked
43:00 <Agent> So, if you filled your bond without getting into trouble again, the police can see that they arrested and charged you and that you were put on a bond that you filled. The court officers can see that too. But any employer or anyone else at all who does a criminal history search will not see it, and if you get into trouble again in the future, nobody is allowed to use it against you even if 
43:00 <Agent> they know it's there.
43:00 <Kelevra> well that's good to know
43:00 <Kelevra> cause seriously michael had me so worried, saturday I was just shaking thinking I'm fucked
43:00 <Kelevra> well that's good to know
43:00 <Kelevra> cause seriously michael had me so worried, saturday I was just shaking thinking I'm fucked
44:00 <fbihui> Agent, They know the cops are dickheads whats your point ?
44:00 <fbihui> take it to court
44:00 <fbihui> the court says
44:00 <fbihui> hang on
44:00 <Kelevra> that's pretty good cause shit this was way before I had the kids
44:00 <fbihui> Here we go again
44:00 <Agent> A judge will know it's there but he won't be allowed to consider it when he sentences you again, if you get done for soemthing in future.
44:00 <fbihui> Police crap yeah not gonna bother mate
44:00 <fbihui> throw ur paper work away
44:00 <fbihui> littlte kid stuff
44:00 <Kelevra> I thought everything gets squashed after 10 years
44:00 <Agent> So, if you filled your bond without getting into trouble again, the police can see that they arrested and charged you and that you were put on a bond that you filled. The court officers can see that too. But any employer or anyone else at all who does a criminal history search will not see it, and if you get into trouble again in the future, nobody is allowed to use it against you even if 
44:00 <Agent> they know it's there.
44:00 <fbihui> Agent, They know the cops are dickheads whats your point ?
44:00 <fbihui> take it to court
44:00 <fbihui> the court says
44:00 <fbihui> hang on
44:00 <Kelevra> that's pretty good cause shit this was way before I had the kids
44:00 <fbihui> Here we go again
44:00 <Agent> A judge will know it's there but he won't be allowed to consider it when he sentences you again, if you get done for soemthing in future.
44:00 <fbihui> Police crap yeah not gonna bother mate
44:00 <fbihui> throw ur paper work away
44:00 <Agent> So, if you filled your bond without getting into trouble again, the police can see that they arrested and charged you and that you were put on a bond that you filled. The court officers can see that too. But any employer or anyone else at all who does a criminal history search will not see it, and if you get into trouble again in the future, nobody is allowed to use it against you even if 
44:00 <Agent> they know it's there.
44:00 <fbihui> Agent, They know the cops are dickheads whats your point ?
44:00 <fbihui> take it to court
44:00 <fbihui> the court says
44:00 <fbihui> hang on
44:00 <Kelevra> that's pretty good cause shit this was way before I had the kids
44:00 <fbihui> Here we go again
44:00 <Agent> A judge will know it's there but he won't be allowed to consider it when he sentences you again, if you get done for soemthing in future.
44:00 <fbihui> Police crap yeah not gonna bother mate
44:00 <fbihui> throw ur paper work away
45:00 <Agent> fbihui I'm pretty much uninterested in your opinion of cops. I'm the one who's been one, and I know what it's like.
45:00 <fbihui> Agent, well we're not really interested
45:00 <fbihui> so go sell it somewhere else
45:00 <Agent> K, only officials at law can even see it, and even they can't use that knowledge for pretty much any reason. It's basically just for record keeping.
45:00 <fbihui> not interested
45:00 <fbihui> littlte kid stuff
45:00 <Kelevra> I thought everything gets squashed after 10 years
45:00 <Agent> fbihui I'm pretty much uninterested in your opinion of cops. I'm the one who's been one, and I know what it's like.
45:00 <fbihui> littlte kid stuff
45:00 <Kelevra> I thought everything gets squashed after 10 years
45:00 <Agent> fbihui I'm pretty much uninterested in your opinion of cops. I'm the one who's been one, and I know what it's like.
46:00 <Agent> fbi, K is very interested. This is very relevant to her, so gfo fuck off somewhere.
46:00 <fbihui> so make a point then
46:00 <Agent> K, as to the ten year thing, that's state dependent. The history stays there, but is unlikely to be considered during sentencing.
46:00 <Kelevra> ahhh
46:00 <fbihui> Agent, well we're not really interested
46:00 <fbihui> so go sell it somewhere else
46:00 <Agent> K, only officials at law can even see it, and even they can't use that knowledge for pretty much any reason. It's basically just for record keeping.
46:00 <fbihui> not interested
46:00 <Agent> fbi, K is very interested. This is very relevant to her, so gfo fuck off somewhere.
46:00 <fbihui> so make a point then
46:00 <Agent> K, as to the ten year thing, that's state dependent. The history stays there, but is unlikely to be considered during sentencing.
46:00 <fbihui> Agent, well we're not really interested
46:00 <fbihui> so go sell it somewhere else
46:00 <Agent> K, only officials at law can even see it, and even they can't use that knowledge for pretty much any reason. It's basically just for record keeping.
46:00 <fbihui> not interested
46:00 <Agent> fbi, K is very interested. This is very relevant to her, so gfo fuck off somewhere.
46:00 <fbihui> so make a point then
46:00 <Agent> K, as to the ten year thing, that's state dependent. The history stays there, but is unlikely to be considered during sentencing.
47:00 <fbihui> wonder how many years i'd get for breaking Agents nose
47:00 <Kelevra> shit that's fucked that it'll secretly stick to me forever
47:00 <Agent> So if you get done for assault, and do it again in 5 years, the judge will axe you harder cause you're a repeat offender. But if you do it again in 10 years, it's more likely to be considered a first offence. It depends on the offence. The more serious it is, the less the ten year thing matters.
47:00 <Kelevra> I doubt I'd do all the fucked up things I've done in the past
47:00 <fbihui> i would do ten for murder
47:00 <Kelevra> ahhh
47:00 <fbihui> wonder how many years i'd get for breaking Agents nose
47:00 <Kelevra> shit that's fucked that it'll secretly stick to me forever
47:00 <Agent> So if you get done for assault, and do it again in 5 years, the judge will axe you harder cause you're a repeat offender. But if you do it again in 10 years, it's more likely to be considered a first offence. It depends on the offence. The more serious it is, the less the ten year thing matters.
47:00 <Kelevra> ahhh
47:00 <fbihui> wonder how many years i'd get for breaking Agents nose
47:00 <Kelevra> shit that's fucked that it'll secretly stick to me forever
47:00 <Agent> So if you get done for assault, and do it again in 5 years, the judge will axe you harder cause you're a repeat offender. But if you do it again in 10 years, it's more likely to be considered a first offence. It depends on the offence. The more serious it is, the less the ten year thing matters.
48:00 <Agent> If you go to jail for murder when you're 20, and get 20 years, and you come out at 40, and spend 30 years being a good girl, then when you're 70 you fuckin club some other bitch to death in the nursing home, the judge will still consider you a repeat offender
48:00 <fbihui> already done a few of those back in 70s
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah I'd never belt a cop ever again
48:00 <Agent> That's pretty much always a bad idea
48:00 <fbihui> Kelevra would you molest a cop ?
48:00 <Kelevra> but I seriously felt I had ot back then cause I didn't even realise they were cops
48:00 <Kelevra> I doubt I'd do all the fucked up things I've done in the past
48:00 <fbihui> i would do ten for murder
48:00 <Agent> If you go to jail for murder when you're 20, and get 20 years, and you come out at 40, and spend 30 years being a good girl, then when you're 70 you fuckin club some other bitch to death in the nursing home, the judge will still consider you a repeat offender
48:00 <fbihui> already done a few of those back in 70s
48:00 <Kelevra> I doubt I'd do all the fucked up things I've done in the past
48:00 <fbihui> i would do ten for murder
48:00 <Agent> If you go to jail for murder when you're 20, and get 20 years, and you come out at 40, and spend 30 years being a good girl, then when you're 70 you fuckin club some other bitch to death in the nursing home, the judge will still consider you a repeat offender
48:00 <fbihui> already done a few of those back in 70s
49:00 <Agent> That makes a officer at law a first hand witness. Cop testimony always counts for more.
49:00 <fbihui> Kelevra flash ?
49:00 <Agent> Assault police always gets up.
49:00 <fbihui> u get time for that ?
49:00 <Kelevra> no
49:00 <Agent> And by "gets up", that's legal lingo for "gets a conviction"
49:00 <fbihui> Kelevra would you bail me out ?
49:00 <fbihui> i mean
49:00 <fbihui> i think this guys a cop
49:00 <Agent> I'd fuckin bail you in, you cunt
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah I'd never belt a cop ever again
49:00 <Agent> That's pretty much always a bad idea
49:00 <fbihui> Kelevra would you molest a cop ?
49:00 <Kelevra> but I seriously felt I had ot back then cause I didn't even realise they were cops
49:00 <Agent> That makes a officer at law a first hand witness. Cop testimony always counts for more.
49:00 <fbihui> Kelevra flash ?
49:00 <Agent> Assault police always gets up.
49:00 <fbihui> u get time for that ?
49:00 <Kelevra> no
49:00 <Agent> And by "gets up", that's legal lingo for "gets a conviction"
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah I'd never belt a cop ever again
49:00 <Agent> That's pretty much always a bad idea
49:00 <fbihui> Kelevra would you molest a cop ?
49:00 <Kelevra> but I seriously felt I had ot back then cause I didn't even realise they were cops
49:00 <Agent> That makes a officer at law a first hand witness. Cop testimony always counts for more.
49:00 <fbihui> Kelevra flash ?
49:00 <Agent> Assault police always gets up.
49:00 <fbihui> u get time for that ?
49:00 <Kelevra> no
49:00 <Agent> And by "gets up", that's legal lingo for "gets a conviction"
50:00 <Kelevra> they knocked on my bedroom door and all I saw were their faces
50:00 <Agent> What, the cops raided your house?
50:00 <Kelevra> soI just went crazy thinking 'who the fuck are these men in my house, where's my mum'
50:00 <Agent> Anything that the cops would actually raid you for, that's staying on your file forever and will always be considered in future.
50:00 <Agent> Takes some pretty serious shit for the cops to actually raid you
50:00 <fbihui> Kelevra would you bail me out ?
50:00 <fbihui> i mean
50:00 <fbihui> i think this guys a cop
50:00 <Agent> I'd fuckin bail you in, you cunt
50:00 <Kelevra> they knocked on my bedroom door and all I saw were their faces
50:00 <Agent> What, the cops raided your house?
50:00 <Kelevra> soI just went crazy thinking 'who the fuck are these men in my house, where's my mum'
50:00 <fbihui> Kelevra would you bail me out ?
50:00 <fbihui> i mean
50:00 <fbihui> i think this guys a cop
50:00 <Agent> I'd fuckin bail you in, you cunt
50:00 <Kelevra> they knocked on my bedroom door and all I saw were their faces
50:00 <Agent> What, the cops raided your house?
50:00 <Kelevra> soI just went crazy thinking 'who the fuck are these men in my house, where's my mum'
51:00 <fbihui> they took me to the hospital
51:00 <Kelevra> nah I got home from a pub/bar/nightclub pissed as anything, decided to smoke some weed, didn't realise how loud the music was 'my mum said stfu or i'm calling the police' I ignored her and she called the cops
51:00 <fbihui> gave me some needles
51:00 <Agent> Oh that's not a raid
51:00 <Agent> Fair enough
51:00 <Kelevra> we did get raided once but it was for stolen computers which we didn't have
51:00 <fbihui> then the nurse started wanking me off
51:00 <fbihui> was like ok
51:00 <Agent> Well the cops won't care that your mum wanted you to turn the music down, but they will care a little bit about the weed.
51:00 <Agent> Anything that the cops would actually raid you for, that's staying on your file forever and will always be considered in future.
51:00 <Agent> Takes some pretty serious shit for the cops to actually raid you
51:00 <fbihui> they took me to the hospital
51:00 <Kelevra> nah I got home from a pub/bar/nightclub pissed as anything, decided to smoke some weed, didn't realise how loud the music was 'my mum said stfu or i'm calling the police' I ignored her and she called the cops
51:00 <fbihui> gave me some needles
51:00 <Agent> Oh that's not a raid
51:00 <Agent> Anything that the cops would actually raid you for, that's staying on your file forever and will always be considered in future.
51:00 <Agent> Takes some pretty serious shit for the cops to actually raid you
51:00 <fbihui> they took me to the hospital
51:00 <Kelevra> nah I got home from a pub/bar/nightclub pissed as anything, decided to smoke some weed, didn't realise how loud the music was 'my mum said stfu or i'm calling the police' I ignored her and she called the cops
51:00 <fbihui> gave me some needles
51:00 <Agent> Oh that's not a raid
52:00 <fbihui> there is no weed left
52:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm sure they cared that i lunged @ them when I opened my bedroom door
52:00 <Kelevra> it was a massive fuck up on my part
52:00 <Kelevra> and I did say sorry
52:00 <Kelevra> I was just really young and stupid
52:00 <Agent> Fair enough
52:00 <Kelevra> we did get raided once but it was for stolen computers which we didn't have
52:00 <fbihui> then the nurse started wanking me off
52:00 <fbihui> was like ok
52:00 <Agent> Well the cops won't care that your mum wanted you to turn the music down, but they will care a little bit about the weed.
52:00 <fbihui> there is no weed left
52:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm sure they cared that i lunged @ them when I opened my bedroom door
52:00 <Agent> Fair enough
52:00 <Kelevra> we did get raided once but it was for stolen computers which we didn't have
52:00 <fbihui> then the nurse started wanking me off
52:00 <fbihui> was like ok
52:00 <Agent> Well the cops won't care that your mum wanted you to turn the music down, but they will care a little bit about the weed.
52:00 <fbihui> there is no weed left
52:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm sure they cared that i lunged @ them when I opened my bedroom door
53:00 <Kelevra> who was that?
53:00 <Kelevra> it was a massive fuck up on my part
53:00 <Kelevra> and I did say sorry
53:00 <Kelevra> I was just really young and stupid
53:00 <Kelevra> it was a massive fuck up on my part
53:00 <Kelevra> and I did say sorry
53:00 <Kelevra> I was just really young and stupid
54:00 <Agent> Dunno, just wanted him to shut up
54:00 <Agent> When we're slooding I don't care, but during an actual serious convo it's a bit poor
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he was making some real stupid comments
54:00 <Agent> I didn't kick him, I just silenced him. He left by himself.
54:00 <Kelevra> who was that?
54:00 <Agent> Dunno, just wanted him to shut up
54:00 <Agent> When we're slooding I don't care, but during an actual serious convo it's a bit poor
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he was making some real stupid comments
54:00 <Kelevra> who was that?
54:00 <Agent> Dunno, just wanted him to shut up
54:00 <Agent> When we're slooding I don't care, but during an actual serious convo it's a bit poor
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he was making some real stupid comments
55:00 <Kelevra> he's probably going to get stoned, masturbate furiously and go to bed or come back being an ultra jerk
55:00 <Agent> Likely.
55:00 <Agent> All of those options are okay with me
55:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
55:00 <Agent> I can't decide whether to call one of my bishes
55:00 <Kelevra> I honestly wonder what it feels like to be a guy and be able to jack off
55:00 <Agent> I didn't kick him, I just silenced him. He left by himself.
55:00 <Kelevra> he's probably going to get stoned, masturbate furiously and go to bed or come back being an ultra jerk
55:00 <Agent> Likely.
55:00 <Agent> All of those options are okay with me
55:00 <Agent> I didn't kick him, I just silenced him. He left by himself.
55:00 <Kelevra> he's probably going to get stoned, masturbate furiously and go to bed or come back being an ultra jerk
55:00 <Agent> Likely.
55:00 <Agent> All of those options are okay with me
56:00 <Agent> It's 2am
56:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'd be like chucky from sons of anarchy and never leave my cock alone
56:00 <Agent> I got one who will come over immediately if I call her
56:00 <Agent> Two more who might, but wil probably yell at me for waking them up
56:00 <Agent> That's probably it
56:00 <Kelevra> wtf are they dole bludgers, young or just sexually frustrated?
56:00 <Agent> The last two
56:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
56:00 <Agent> I can't decide whether to call one of my bishes
56:00 <Kelevra> I honestly wonder what it feels like to be a guy and be able to jack off
56:00 <Agent> It's 2am
56:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'd be like chucky from sons of anarchy and never leave my cock alone
56:00 <Agent> I got one who will come over immediately if I call her
56:00 <Agent> Two more who might, but wil probably yell at me for waking them up
56:00 <Agent> That's probably it
56:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
56:00 <Agent> I can't decide whether to call one of my bishes
56:00 <Kelevra> I honestly wonder what it feels like to be a guy and be able to jack off
56:00 <Agent> It's 2am
56:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'd be like chucky from sons of anarchy and never leave my cock alone
56:00 <Agent> I got one who will come over immediately if I call her
56:00 <Agent> Two more who might, but wil probably yell at me for waking them up
56:00 <Agent> That's probably it
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
57:00 <Kelevra> well that's a winner of a situation
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it
57:00 <Agent> I got 3 casual bishes atm really, with another.... I dunnoo, dozen or so that I haven't seen in months who probably don't want it anymore
57:00 <Kelevra> get one to make you soup and massage your sick ass
57:00 <Agent> I should delete their numbers
57:00 <Kelevra> do have a 'whore phone'
57:00 <Agent> I'll just keep these three, two of them will make arrangements if I ask them to, the third one I don't have to, she'll just come over anytime I ask her to
57:00 <Kelevra> or do you send out the bat signal
57:00 <Kelevra> wtf
57:00 <Kelevra> wtf are they dole bludgers, young or just sexually frustrated?
57:00 <Agent> The last two
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
57:00 <Kelevra> well that's a winner of a situation
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it
57:00 <Agent> I got 3 casual bishes atm really, with another.... I dunnoo, dozen or so that I haven't seen in months who probably don't want it anymore
57:00 <Kelevra> get one to make you soup and massage your sick ass
57:00 <Kelevra> wtf are they dole bludgers, young or just sexually frustrated?
57:00 <Agent> The last two
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
57:00 <Kelevra> well that's a winner of a situation
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like it
57:00 <Agent> I got 3 casual bishes atm really, with another.... I dunnoo, dozen or so that I haven't seen in months who probably don't want it anymore
57:00 <Kelevra> get one to make you soup and massage your sick ass
58:00 <Agent> Nah, my real phone.
58:00 <Agent> Like
58:00 <Agent> I use my real phone, I"m single atm and theya ll know who I really am
58:00 <Agent> They all know it's just casual
58:00 <Agent> Two of them are normal people who I need to plan to meet with, you know, "let's get a drink tomorrow and fuck"
58:00 <Kelevra> well that's useful I guess if you're honest about it
58:00 <Agent> The third one will come anytime I ask her to
58:00 <Agent> But that makes her less fun, if that makes sense :)
58:00 <Agent> I should delete their numbers
58:00 <Kelevra> do have a 'whore phone'
58:00 <Agent> I'll just keep these three, two of them will make arrangements if I ask them to, the third one I don't have to, she'll just come over anytime I ask her to
58:00 <Kelevra> or do you send out the bat signal
58:00 <Kelevra> wtf
58:00 <Agent> Nah, my real phone.
58:00 <Agent> Like
58:00 <Agent> I use my real phone, I"m single atm and theya ll know who I really am
58:00 <Agent> They all know it's just casual
58:00 <Agent> Two of them are normal people who I need to plan to meet with, you know, "let's get a drink tomorrow and fuck"
58:00 <Agent> I should delete their numbers
58:00 <Kelevra> do have a 'whore phone'
58:00 <Agent> I'll just keep these three, two of them will make arrangements if I ask them to, the third one I don't have to, she'll just come over anytime I ask her to
58:00 <Kelevra> or do you send out the bat signal
58:00 <Kelevra> wtf
58:00 <Agent> Nah, my real phone.
58:00 <Agent> Like
58:00 <Agent> I use my real phone, I"m single atm and theya ll know who I really am
58:00 <Agent> They all know it's just casual
58:00 <Agent> Two of them are normal people who I need to plan to meet with, you know, "let's get a drink tomorrow and fuck"
59:00 <Kelevra> you like the crazy bitches!
59:00 <Agent> I call her when I'm mad horny and just want to get off
59:00 <Agent> I call the others when I want to play
59:00 <Agent> There's a difference :)
59:00 <Kelevra> you're a sexual deviant
59:00 <Agent> Is that deviant? :)
59:00 <Kelevra> well that's useful I guess if you're honest about it
59:00 <Agent> The third one will come anytime I ask her to
59:00 <Agent> But that makes her less fun, if that makes sense :)
59:00 <Kelevra> you like the crazy bitches!
59:00 <Agent> I call her when I'm mad horny and just want to get off
59:00 <Agent> I call the others when I want to play
59:00 <Agent> There's a difference :)
59:00 <Kelevra> well that's useful I guess if you're honest about it
59:00 <Agent> The third one will come anytime I ask her to
59:00 <Agent> But that makes her less fun, if that makes sense :)
59:00 <Kelevra> you like the crazy bitches!
59:00 <Agent> I call her when I'm mad horny and just want to get off
59:00 <Agent> I call the others when I want to play
59:00 <Agent> There's a difference :)
00:00 <Agent> I never thought of that as deviance
00:00 <Agent> So I got three casual sex partners. They all know it's just for fun and is nothing serious.
00:00 <Kelevra> well shit if I had 3 dudes on the go I'd have a broken muff
00:00 <Agent> That seems fair to me :)
00:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> how come you don't date any?
00:00 <Agent> It's just sexual
00:00 <Kelevra> you're a sexual deviant
00:00 <Agent> Is that deviant? :)
00:00 <Agent> I never thought of that as deviance
00:00 <Agent> So I got three casual sex partners. They all know it's just for fun and is nothing serious.
00:00 <Kelevra> well shit if I had 3 dudes on the go I'd have a broken muff
00:00 <Agent> That seems fair to me :)
00:00 <Kelevra> you're a sexual deviant
00:00 <Agent> Is that deviant? :)
00:00 <Agent> I never thought of that as deviance
00:00 <Agent> So I got three casual sex partners. They all know it's just for fun and is nothing serious.
00:00 <Kelevra> well shit if I had 3 dudes on the go I'd have a broken muff
00:00 <Agent> That seems fair to me :)
01:00 <Agent> There's no actual connection there
01:00 <Agent> Like... I feel sexula attraction, I want to fuck them, but I don't love them. I don't even want to hang out with them most of the time. We're not even friends.
01:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to miss having someone I can roll over and say random shit to @ all hours
01:00 <Kelevra> I remember the first time I did it and what I said
01:00 <Agent> The only time I see any of them is on the understanding that we're going to fuck, and that after we've fucked, we're going to go our own ways
01:00 <Kelevra> 'hey darling, wake up, do you eat goat'
01:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
01:00 <Kelevra> how come you don't date any?
01:00 <Agent> It's just sexual
01:00 <Agent> There's no actual connection there
01:00 <Agent> Like... I feel sexula attraction, I want to fuck them, but I don't love them. I don't even want to hang out with them most of the time. We're not even friends.
01:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to miss having someone I can roll over and say random shit to @ all hours
01:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
01:00 <Kelevra> how come you don't date any?
01:00 <Agent> It's just sexual
01:00 <Agent> There's no actual connection there
01:00 <Agent> Like... I feel sexula attraction, I want to fuck them, but I don't love them. I don't even want to hang out with them most of the time. We're not even friends.
01:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to miss having someone I can roll over and say random shit to @ all hours
02:00 <Agent> LOL
02:00 <Agent> That's random
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah he loved it
02:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
02:00 <Agent> I'd hate that
02:00 <Agent> I'd be like fuck off bitch I'm trying to sleep
02:00 <Agent> Unless you're going ot bring me cooked goat
02:00 <Kelevra> nah he was too fat to complain
02:00 <Kelevra> obey the lady who spreads her legs like butter
02:00 <Kelevra> I remember the first time I did it and what I said
02:00 <Agent> The only time I see any of them is on the understanding that we're going to fuck, and that after we've fucked, we're going to go our own ways
02:00 <Kelevra> 'hey darling, wake up, do you eat goat'
02:00 <Agent> LOL
02:00 <Agent> That's random
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah he loved it
02:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
02:00 <Agent> I'd hate that
02:00 <Agent> I'd be like fuck off bitch I'm trying to sleep
02:00 <Kelevra> I remember the first time I did it and what I said
02:00 <Agent> The only time I see any of them is on the understanding that we're going to fuck, and that after we've fucked, we're going to go our own ways
02:00 <Kelevra> 'hey darling, wake up, do you eat goat'
02:00 <Agent> LOL
02:00 <Agent> That's random
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah he loved it
02:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
02:00 <Agent> I'd hate that
02:00 <Agent> I'd be like fuck off bitch I'm trying to sleep
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> goat?
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah like goat vindaloo
03:00 <Agent> If you're gonna wake me up, it better be after I've had enough sleep and it better be because I'm late for something, or you want to fuck me or feed me.
03:00 <Kelevra> he said he didn't so I just laid there awkwardly
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
03:00 <Agent> That's pretty much the only reason I won't get mad at you for waking me up
03:00 <Kelevra> he did have a chuckle though
03:00 <Agent> Unless you're going ot bring me cooked goat
03:00 <Agent> LOL
03:00 <Kelevra> nah he was too fat to complain
03:00 <Kelevra> obey the lady who spreads her legs like butter
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> goat?
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah like goat vindaloo
03:00 <Agent> If you're gonna wake me up, it better be after I've had enough sleep and it better be because I'm late for something, or you want to fuck me or feed me.
03:00 <Kelevra> he said he didn't so I just laid there awkwardly
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
03:00 <Agent> Unless you're going ot bring me cooked goat
03:00 <Agent> LOL
03:00 <Kelevra> nah he was too fat to complain
03:00 <Kelevra> obey the lady who spreads her legs like butter
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> goat?
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah like goat vindaloo
03:00 <Agent> If you're gonna wake me up, it better be after I've had enough sleep and it better be because I'm late for something, or you want to fuck me or feed me.
03:00 <Kelevra> he said he didn't so I just laid there awkwardly
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
04:00 <Agent> If I've had enough sleep already, and you're waking me because I'm late for something, there's some sort of emergency, you have food for me or you have pussy for me, that's alright. Any other reason is gonna make me less likely to call you tomorrow :)
04:00 <Kelevra> oh you're too precious
04:00 <Agent> :P
04:00 <Kelevra> although yeah roles reversed and I'm a total bitch when I get woken up
04:00 <Agent> That's pretty much the only reason I won't get mad at you for waking me up
04:00 <Kelevra> he did have a chuckle though
04:00 <Agent> If I've had enough sleep already, and you're waking me because I'm late for something, there's some sort of emergency, you have food for me or you have pussy for me, that's alright. Any other reason is gonna make me less likely to call you tomorrow :)
04:00 <Kelevra> oh you're too precious
04:00 <Agent> :P
04:00 <Agent> That's pretty much the only reason I won't get mad at you for waking me up
04:00 <Kelevra> he did have a chuckle though
04:00 <Agent> If I've had enough sleep already, and you're waking me because I'm late for something, there's some sort of emergency, you have food for me or you have pussy for me, that's alright. Any other reason is gonna make me less likely to call you tomorrow :)
04:00 <Kelevra> oh you're too precious
04:00 <Agent> :P
05:00 <Agent> I'm not a kid in my 20's anymore, I get grumpy when my sleep is interrupted for something I don't actually want :P
05:00 <Kelevra> my dad came over the other week and woke me up and I just yelled @ him 'wtf dad, seriously I'm fkn going back to bed, fuck you'
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> so then he sat on the couch in silence and I felt bad and got up and told him to have a coffee and turned the tv and went back to bed
05:00 <Agent> My ex used to wake me up in the middle of the night for sex sometimes, and I didn't complain about that I suppose even though I hadn't had enough sleep yet.
05:00 <Kelevra> although yeah roles reversed and I'm a total bitch when I get woken up
05:00 <Agent> I'm not a kid in my 20's anymore, I get grumpy when my sleep is interrupted for something I don't actually want :P
05:00 <Kelevra> my dad came over the other week and woke me up and I just yelled @ him 'wtf dad, seriously I'm fkn going back to bed, fuck you'
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> although yeah roles reversed and I'm a total bitch when I get woken up
05:00 <Agent> I'm not a kid in my 20's anymore, I get grumpy when my sleep is interrupted for something I don't actually want :P
05:00 <Kelevra> my dad came over the other week and woke me up and I just yelled @ him 'wtf dad, seriously I'm fkn going back to bed, fuck you'
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
06:00 <Agent> And we were marathon runners, so when that happened there was no more sleep that night.
06:00 <Agent> So I suppose sex trumps all
06:00 <Kelevra> I used to have to pretty much annoy my ex if I wanted late night sex
06:00 <Kelevra> shoving him around, wake uppppppp
06:00 <Agent> Yeh when I got woken up at night I was mad, but when I realised she was naked and reaching for my dick, I stopped being mad instantly
06:00 <Kelevra> so then he sat on the couch in silence and I felt bad and got up and told him to have a coffee and turned the tv and went back to bed
06:00 <Agent> My ex used to wake me up in the middle of the night for sex sometimes, and I didn't complain about that I suppose even though I hadn't had enough sleep yet.
06:00 <Agent> And we were marathon runners, so when that happened there was no more sleep that night.
06:00 <Agent> So I suppose sex trumps all
06:00 <Kelevra> I used to have to pretty much annoy my ex if I wanted late night sex
06:00 <Kelevra> so then he sat on the couch in silence and I felt bad and got up and told him to have a coffee and turned the tv and went back to bed
06:00 <Agent> My ex used to wake me up in the middle of the night for sex sometimes, and I didn't complain about that I suppose even though I hadn't had enough sleep yet.
06:00 <Agent> And we were marathon runners, so when that happened there was no more sleep that night.
06:00 <Agent> So I suppose sex trumps all
06:00 <Kelevra> I used to have to pretty much annoy my ex if I wanted late night sex
07:00 <Kelevra> lol
07:00 <Agent> So yeah
07:00 <Agent> You can wake me up for sex
07:00 <Agent> You can wake me up for food if I've already had enough sleep
07:00 <Agent> Or if I'm late for something or the house is burning down
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
07:00 <Agent> Otherwise I probably won't call you tomorrow
07:00 <President_Trump> are you two still irc raping each other?
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm fairly shit cause sometimes I won't even wake up for it
07:00 <Kelevra> and I have piked it during sex a few times
07:00 <Kelevra> shoving him around, wake uppppppp
07:00 <Agent> Yeh when I got woken up at night I was mad, but when I realised she was naked and reaching for my dick, I stopped being mad instantly
07:00 <Kelevra> lol
07:00 <Agent> So yeah
07:00 <Agent> You can wake me up for sex
07:00 <Kelevra> shoving him around, wake uppppppp
07:00 <Agent> Yeh when I got woken up at night I was mad, but when I realised she was naked and reaching for my dick, I stopped being mad instantly
07:00 <Kelevra> lol
07:00 <Agent> So yeah
07:00 <Agent> You can wake me up for sex
08:00 <Agent> What do you mean
08:00 <Kelevra> fallen asleep during sex
08:00 <Agent> You mean someone has fucked you while you were sleeping lol
08:00 <Kelevra> if i'm buggered I'm buggered
08:00 <Agent> LOL my ex did that exactly once
08:00 <Agent> And I was like... fucking what? And I wasn't sure whether to be offended
08:00 <Agent> Then I was like.... Fuck it I don't even care, and finished off
08:00 <Agent> LOL
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Kelevra> by a few I mean like heaps, I'll be all into it and be light 'oh shit, lights out'
08:00 <Kelevra> wake up be like of fuck
08:00 <Agent> You can wake me up for food if I've already had enough sleep
08:00 <Agent> Or if I'm late for something or the house is burning down
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> Otherwise I probably won't call you tomorrow
08:00 <President_Trump> are you two still irc raping each other?
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm fairly shit cause sometimes I won't even wake up for it
08:00 <Kelevra> and I have piked it during sex a few times
08:00 <Agent> What do you mean
08:00 <Kelevra> fallen asleep during sex
08:00 <Agent> You mean someone has fucked you while you were sleeping lol
08:00 <Kelevra> if i'm buggered I'm buggered
08:00 <Agent> LOL my ex did that exactly once
08:00 <Agent> You can wake me up for food if I've already had enough sleep
08:00 <Agent> Or if I'm late for something or the house is burning down
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> Otherwise I probably won't call you tomorrow
08:00 <President_Trump> are you two still irc raping each other?
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm fairly shit cause sometimes I won't even wake up for it
08:00 <Kelevra> and I have piked it during sex a few times
08:00 <Agent> What do you mean
08:00 <Kelevra> fallen asleep during sex
08:00 <Agent> You mean someone has fucked you while you were sleeping lol
08:00 <Kelevra> if i'm buggered I'm buggered
08:00 <Agent> LOL my ex did that exactly once
09:00 <Kelevra> oh*
09:00 <Agent> Lolol
09:00 <Kelevra> the worst is when you wake up with a condom stuck in you
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol wtf.
09:00 <Agent> And I was like... fucking what? And I wasn't sure whether to be offended
09:00 <Agent> Then I was like.... Fuck it I don't even care, and finished off
09:00 <Agent> LOL
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> by a few I mean like heaps, I'll be all into it and be light 'oh shit, lights out'
09:00 <Kelevra> wake up be like of fuck
09:00 <Kelevra> oh*
09:00 <Agent> Lolol
09:00 <Kelevra> the worst is when you wake up with a condom stuck in you
09:00 <Agent> And I was like... fucking what? And I wasn't sure whether to be offended
09:00 <Agent> Then I was like.... Fuck it I don't even care, and finished off
09:00 <Agent> LOL
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> by a few I mean like heaps, I'll be all into it and be light 'oh shit, lights out'
09:00 <Kelevra> wake up be like of fuck
09:00 <Kelevra> oh*
09:00 <Agent> Lolol
09:00 <Kelevra> the worst is when you wake up with a condom stuck in you
10:00 <Agent> She just fell asleep, I was on top and going for it, we'd already been having sex for a couple of hours and this was after a whole night of no sleep, and she'd already cum a few times, so I kind of understand why she drooped off, but I still stopped and went Fuck, that's a bit rude, and then I finished off and went ot sleep too lol
10:00 <Agent> Should I have stoped lol? I dunno.
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol wtf.
10:00 <Agent> She just fell asleep, I was on top and going for it, we'd already been having sex for a couple of hours and this was after a whole night of no sleep, and she'd already cum a few times, so I kind of understand why she drooped off, but I still stopped and went Fuck, that's a bit rude, and then I finished off and went ot sleep too lol
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol wtf.
10:00 <Agent> She just fell asleep, I was on top and going for it, we'd already been having sex for a couple of hours and this was after a whole night of no sleep, and she'd already cum a few times, so I kind of understand why she drooped off, but I still stopped and went Fuck, that's a bit rude, and then I finished off and went ot sleep too lol
11:00 <Kelevra> nah
11:00 <Kelevra> if she was asleep and didn't say goodnight it's free game
11:00 <Agent> I mean
11:00 <Agent> I wasn't fuckin finished
11:00 <Agent> Or finished fuckin
11:00 <Agent> Lol
11:00 <Agent> Should I have stoped lol? I dunno.
11:00 <Kelevra> nah
11:00 <Agent> Should I have stoped lol? I dunno.
11:00 <Kelevra> nah
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah if she was awake when you started it's fine
12:00 <Agent> I mean.... I made it quick lol cause if she's out then I don't have to worry about her enjoyment anymore
12:00 <Kelevra> and its not like she rolled over and broke your dick
12:00 <Agent> So I just finished up
12:00 <Agent> Lol
12:00 <Kelevra> lol @ don't have to worry about her enjoyment
12:00 <Agent> I'm a considerate partner lol
12:00 <Agent> But if she's asleep I don't have to worry lol
12:00 <Kelevra> if she was asleep and didn't say goodnight it's free game
12:00 <Agent> I mean
12:00 <Agent> I wasn't fuckin finished
12:00 <Agent> Or finished fuckin
12:00 <Agent> Lol
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah if she was awake when you started it's fine
12:00 <Agent> I mean.... I made it quick lol cause if she's out then I don't have to worry about her enjoyment anymore
12:00 <Kelevra> and its not like she rolled over and broke your dick
12:00 <Agent> So I just finished up
12:00 <Kelevra> if she was asleep and didn't say goodnight it's free game
12:00 <Agent> I mean
12:00 <Agent> I wasn't fuckin finished
12:00 <Agent> Or finished fuckin
12:00 <Agent> Lol
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah if she was awake when you started it's fine
12:00 <Agent> I mean.... I made it quick lol cause if she's out then I don't have to worry about her enjoyment anymore
12:00 <Kelevra> and its not like she rolled over and broke your dick
12:00 <Agent> So I just finished up
13:00 <Kelevra> I'm a compliant bitch
13:00 <Agent> The girl gets to cum first and last
13:00 <Agent> I think that's different from most couples
13:00 <Kelevra> shit thats alright
13:00 <Agent> Usually it's the dude who comes first and last, I think.
13:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to come in 60 seconds flat
13:00 <Agent> Depends on the girl, if she cums multiple times then she gets first and last orgasm
13:00 <Kelevra> I think that's why I got so fed up
13:00 <Agent> If she's fully satisfied after one orgasm then I'm having at least two before she gets it :)
13:00 <Kelevra> lol @ don't have to worry about her enjoyment
13:00 <Agent> I'm a considerate partner lol
13:00 <Agent> But if she's asleep I don't have to worry lol
13:00 <Kelevra> I'm a compliant bitch
13:00 <Agent> The girl gets to cum first and last
13:00 <Agent> I think that's different from most couples
13:00 <Kelevra> shit thats alright
13:00 <Agent> Usually it's the dude who comes first and last, I think.
13:00 <Kelevra> lol @ don't have to worry about her enjoyment
13:00 <Agent> I'm a considerate partner lol
13:00 <Agent> But if she's asleep I don't have to worry lol
13:00 <Kelevra> I'm a compliant bitch
13:00 <Agent> The girl gets to cum first and last
13:00 <Agent> I think that's different from most couples
13:00 <Kelevra> shit thats alright
13:00 <Agent> Usually it's the dude who comes first and last, I think.
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not good mel.
14:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to come in 60 seconds flat
14:00 <Agent> Depends on the girl, if she cums multiple times then she gets first and last orgasm
14:00 <Kelevra> I think that's why I got so fed up
14:00 <Agent> If she's fully satisfied after one orgasm then I'm having at least two before she gets it :)
14:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to come in 60 seconds flat
14:00 <Agent> Depends on the girl, if she cums multiple times then she gets first and last orgasm
14:00 <Kelevra> I think that's why I got so fed up
14:00 <Agent> If she's fully satisfied after one orgasm then I'm having at least two before she gets it :)
15:00 <Agent> I had a girl once who was done after one. Not realising that, I got her off first, and then she lost interest in sex and I didn't get any lol.
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I don't think I put out enough
15:00 <Kelevra> I was so exhausted
15:00 <Kelevra> like that's the shit when it comes to kids and a partner
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not good mel.
15:00 <Agent> I had a girl once who was done after one. Not realising that, I got her off first, and then she lost interest in sex and I didn't get any lol.
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I don't think I put out enough
15:00 <Kelevra> I was so exhausted
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats not good mel.
15:00 <Agent> I had a girl once who was done after one. Not realising that, I got her off first, and then she lost interest in sex and I didn't get any lol.
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I don't think I put out enough
15:00 <Kelevra> I was so exhausted
16:00 <Kelevra> I never had any alone time to watch bullshit or do my own thing
16:00 <Agent> Well
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
16:00 <Kelevra> everything revolved around him and the kids
16:00 <Agent> Are you a one-and-done kinda girl or do you like to get off a few times in a session?
16:00 <Agent> If you're one-and-done then a minuteman is okay, you can have a quick sesh and get back to the kids
16:00 <Kelevra> like that's the shit when it comes to kids and a partner
16:00 <Kelevra> I never had any alone time to watch bullshit or do my own thing
16:00 <Agent> Well
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
16:00 <Kelevra> everything revolved around him and the kids
16:00 <Agent> Are you a one-and-done kinda girl or do you like to get off a few times in a session?
16:00 <Kelevra> like that's the shit when it comes to kids and a partner
16:00 <Kelevra> I never had any alone time to watch bullshit or do my own thing
16:00 <Agent> Well
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
16:00 <Kelevra> everything revolved around him and the kids
16:00 <Agent> Are you a one-and-done kinda girl or do you like to get off a few times in a session?
17:00 <Kelevra> as I said I'm just compliant, I do what I have to and if there's time to have fun I'll have all the fun
17:00 <fbihui> DreamIRC script v4.5 build 4
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17:00 <Agent> I bet el^topo is a minuteman
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
17:00 <Agent> If you're one-and-done then a minuteman is okay, you can have a quick sesh and get back to the kids
17:00 <Kelevra> as I said I'm just compliant, I do what I have to and if there's time to have fun I'll have all the fun
17:00 <fbihui> DreamIRC script v4.5 build 4
17:00 <fbihui>           coded by eL^Topo)
17:00 <Agent> If you're one-and-done then a minuteman is okay, you can have a quick sesh and get back to the kids
17:00 <Kelevra> as I said I'm just compliant, I do what I have to and if there's time to have fun I'll have all the fun
17:00 <fbihui> DreamIRC script v4.5 build 4
17:00 <fbihui>           coded by eL^Topo)
18:00 <Agent> Nah I love a girl who gets off over and over in a sesh
18:00 <Kelevra> like I don't wake up and think 'hey today, I'm sucking cock and rooting my ass off'
18:00 <Kelevra> the first thing when I wake up is 'wtf is that sound'
18:00 <Agent> I love making a girl cum, if I can do it repeatedly in a sesh I absolutely will lol
18:00 <Kelevra> cause usually it's the kids dicking around
18:00 <Agent> I bet el^topo is a minuteman
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:00 <Agent> Nah I love a girl who gets off over and over in a sesh
18:00 <Kelevra> like I don't wake up and think 'hey today, I'm sucking cock and rooting my ass off'
18:00 <Kelevra> the first thing when I wake up is 'wtf is that sound'
18:00 <Agent> I bet el^topo is a minuteman
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:00 <Agent> Nah I love a girl who gets off over and over in a sesh
18:00 <Kelevra> like I don't wake up and think 'hey today, I'm sucking cock and rooting my ass off'
18:00 <Kelevra> the first thing when I wake up is 'wtf is that sound'
19:00 <Kelevra> before the kids, I was like you but not as many partners
19:00 <President_Trump> kid'd
19:00 <Agent> I only have 3 really atm
19:00 <Agent> I love making a girl cum, if I can do it repeatedly in a sesh I absolutely will lol
19:00 <Kelevra> cause usually it's the kids dicking around
19:00 <Agent> I love making a girl cum, if I can do it repeatedly in a sesh I absolutely will lol
19:00 <Kelevra> cause usually it's the kids dicking around
20:00 <Agent> I used to have lots more lol
20:00 <Agent> But I got bored of them, haven't called them in long enough that they won't want me to call them now
20:00 <Kelevra> wake up root my partner, go to work, eat when I get home, shower rinse and repeat
20:00 <Kelevra> then party like a fucking crazy bitch on the weekend
20:00 <Kelevra> before the kids, I was like you but not as many partners
20:00 <President_Trump> kid'd
20:00 <Agent> I only have 3 really atm
20:00 <Agent> I used to have lots more lol
20:00 <Agent> But I got bored of them, haven't called them in long enough that they won't want me to call them now
20:00 <Kelevra> wake up root my partner, go to work, eat when I get home, shower rinse and repeat
20:00 <Kelevra> before the kids, I was like you but not as many partners
20:00 <President_Trump> kid'd
20:00 <Agent> I only have 3 really atm
20:00 <Agent> I used to have lots more lol
20:00 <Agent> But I got bored of them, haven't called them in long enough that they won't want me to call them now
20:00 <Kelevra> wake up root my partner, go to work, eat when I get home, shower rinse and repeat
21:00 <Agent> I haven't fucked in like four days :(
21:00 <Agent> Been sick
21:00 <Kelevra> you should just message all of them and be like 'hey bitches take care of me'
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
21:00 <Kelevra> but then you might up with a gf
21:00 <Agent> Haha
21:00 <Kelevra> risky af
21:00 <Agent> Nah I've asked them, none of them are into threesomes
21:00 <Agent> Believe me I asked them :P
21:00 <Kelevra> then party like a fucking crazy bitch on the weekend
21:00 <Agent> I haven't fucked in like four days :(
21:00 <Agent> Been sick
21:00 <Kelevra> then party like a fucking crazy bitch on the weekend
21:00 <Agent> I haven't fucked in like four days :(
21:00 <Agent> Been sick
22:00 <Kelevra> I could never have a threesome
22:00 <Kelevra> my mum would come out the grave and bitchslap me
22:00 <Agent> I could do a threesome with me and two bishes, but not with one bish and another dude
22:00 <Kelevra> I can hear her voice now 'melanie you little slut, get out of it'
22:00 <Kelevra> you should just message all of them and be like 'hey bitches take care of me'
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
22:00 <Kelevra> but then you might up with a gf
22:00 <Agent> Haha
22:00 <Kelevra> risky af
22:00 <Agent> Nah I've asked them, none of them are into threesomes
22:00 <Agent> Believe me I asked them :P
22:00 <Kelevra> I could never have a threesome
22:00 <Kelevra> my mum would come out the grave and bitchslap me
22:00 <Agent> I could do a threesome with me and two bishes, but not with one bish and another dude
22:00 <Kelevra> you should just message all of them and be like 'hey bitches take care of me'
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
22:00 <Kelevra> but then you might up with a gf
22:00 <Agent> Haha
22:00 <Kelevra> risky af
22:00 <Agent> Nah I've asked them, none of them are into threesomes
22:00 <Agent> Believe me I asked them :P
22:00 <Kelevra> I could never have a threesome
22:00 <Kelevra> my mum would come out the grave and bitchslap me
22:00 <Agent> I could do a threesome with me and two bishes, but not with one bish and another dude
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
23:00 <Agent> Next minute one of the guys cockslaps her on the face and tells her to swallow it
23:00 <Kelevra> LOL
23:00 <Agent> And he's like DUDE, FOURSOME
23:00 <Kelevra> tlka about speaking evil of the dead
23:00 <Agent> lolol
23:00 <Kelevra> talk*
23:00 <Kelevra> nah she was such a prude
23:00 <Agent> Nah that's not evil
23:00 <Agent> It's evil if I suggested she'd immediately swallow that cock
23:00 <Agent> But that's not what I said :P
23:00 <Kelevra> I was too scared I wasn't a virgin until I was like 23
23:00 <Kelevra> I can hear her voice now 'melanie you little slut, get out of it'
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
23:00 <Agent> Next minute one of the guys cockslaps her on the face and tells her to swallow it
23:00 <Kelevra> LOL
23:00 <Agent> And he's like DUDE, FOURSOME
23:00 <Kelevra> tlka about speaking evil of the dead
23:00 <Agent> lolol
23:00 <Kelevra> I can hear her voice now 'melanie you little slut, get out of it'
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
23:00 <Agent> Next minute one of the guys cockslaps her on the face and tells her to swallow it
23:00 <Kelevra> LOL
23:00 <Agent> And he's like DUDE, FOURSOME
23:00 <Kelevra> tlka about speaking evil of the dead
23:00 <Agent> lolol
24:00 <Kelevra> she constantly told me if I masturbated I'd go blind
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
24:00 <Kelevra> so when I was 21 I tried and it doesn't turn you blind
24:00 <Agent> Hahaha
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
24:00 <Kelevra> talk*
24:00 <Kelevra> nah she was such a prude
24:00 <Agent> Nah that's not evil
24:00 <Agent> It's evil if I suggested she'd immediately swallow that cock
24:00 <Agent> But that's not what I said :P
24:00 <Kelevra> I was too scared I wasn't a virgin until I was like 23
24:00 <Kelevra> she constantly told me if I masturbated I'd go blind
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
24:00 <Kelevra> so when I was 21 I tried and it doesn't turn you blind
24:00 <Kelevra> talk*
24:00 <Kelevra> nah she was such a prude
24:00 <Agent> Nah that's not evil
24:00 <Agent> It's evil if I suggested she'd immediately swallow that cock
24:00 <Agent> But that's not what I said :P
24:00 <Kelevra> I was too scared I wasn't a virgin until I was like 23
24:00 <Kelevra> she constantly told me if I masturbated I'd go blind
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf.
24:00 <Kelevra> so when I was 21 I tried and it doesn't turn you blind
25:00 <Kelevra> I dated this very unpleasing guy and told my friend and she told me if he won't fuck you, fuck yourself and I said my mum said I'll go blind and she said well is going blind or cheating on him an option, there's only two options
25:00 <Kelevra> so I fucked myself
25:00 <Kelevra> there's being faithful for you
25:00 <Agent> Hahaha
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:00 <Agent> Hahaha
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
26:00 <Agent> Totally reasonable :P
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah
26:00 <Agent> Nothinw rong with takin care of business when you need to
26:00 <Agent> We all do it
26:00 <Kelevra> I haven't for yearsssssssssssssss
26:00 <Kelevra> no kidding I would've been 27 last time I masturbated
26:00 <Kelevra> I dated this very unpleasing guy and told my friend and she told me if he won't fuck you, fuck yourself and I said my mum said I'll go blind and she said well is going blind or cheating on him an option, there's only two options
26:00 <Kelevra> so I fucked myself
26:00 <Kelevra> there's being faithful for you
26:00 <Agent> Totally reasonable :P
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah
26:00 <Agent> Nothinw rong with takin care of business when you need to
26:00 <Agent> We all do it
26:00 <Kelevra> I dated this very unpleasing guy and told my friend and she told me if he won't fuck you, fuck yourself and I said my mum said I'll go blind and she said well is going blind or cheating on him an option, there's only two options
26:00 <Kelevra> so I fucked myself
26:00 <Kelevra> there's being faithful for you
26:00 <Agent> Totally reasonable :P
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah
26:00 <Agent> Nothinw rong with takin care of business when you need to
26:00 <Agent> We all do it
27:00 <Agent> I don't know how old you are now
27:00 <Agent> Wait yes I do
27:00 <Kelevra> 31 going on 32
27:00 <Agent> No, I don't
27:00 <Agent> Well, now I do
27:00 <Agent> Lol
27:00 <Kelevra> lol
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
27:00 <Agent> Well that's a long time unless you've been getting regular actual sex in the meantime
27:00 <Agent> If I go more than a few days without getting off at all, I'm climbing walls and stuff
27:00 <Kelevra> well I was pregnant for almost 2 years combined
27:00 <Agent> If I'm fuckin I don't need to jerk off but if I'm not, well, business has to be taken care of
27:00 <Kelevra> I haven't for yearsssssssssssssss
27:00 <Kelevra> no kidding I would've been 27 last time I masturbated
27:00 <Agent> I don't know how old you are now
27:00 <Agent> Wait yes I do
27:00 <Kelevra> 31 going on 32
27:00 <Agent> No, I don't
27:00 <Agent> Well, now I do
27:00 <Agent> Lol
27:00 <Kelevra> lol
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> I haven't for yearsssssssssssssss
27:00 <Kelevra> no kidding I would've been 27 last time I masturbated
27:00 <Agent> I don't know how old you are now
27:00 <Agent> Wait yes I do
27:00 <Kelevra> 31 going on 32
27:00 <Agent> No, I don't
27:00 <Agent> Well, now I do
27:00 <Agent> Lol
27:00 <Kelevra> lol
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> and it's not like changing shitty nappies I go 'oh well I feel randy'
28:00 <Kelevra> lol
28:00 <Agent> Lolol true
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> plus deadset vaginas are fucking disgusting
28:00 <Agent> Well that's a long time unless you've been getting regular actual sex in the meantime
28:00 <Agent> If I go more than a few days without getting off at all, I'm climbing walls and stuff
28:00 <Kelevra> well I was pregnant for almost 2 years combined
28:00 <Agent> If I'm fuckin I don't need to jerk off but if I'm not, well, business has to be taken care of
28:00 <Kelevra> and it's not like changing shitty nappies I go 'oh well I feel randy'
28:00 <Kelevra> lol
28:00 <Agent> Lolol true
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
28:00 <Agent> Well that's a long time unless you've been getting regular actual sex in the meantime
28:00 <Agent> If I go more than a few days without getting off at all, I'm climbing walls and stuff
28:00 <Kelevra> well I was pregnant for almost 2 years combined
28:00 <Agent> If I'm fuckin I don't need to jerk off but if I'm not, well, business has to be taken care of
28:00 <Kelevra> and it's not like changing shitty nappies I go 'oh well I feel randy'
28:00 <Kelevra> lol
28:00 <Agent> Lolol true
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:00 <Kelevra> like when I met my ex we were always in bed to the point I remembered when you have sexual relations your period comes back
29:00 <Kelevra> and boom
29:00 <Kelevra> plus deadset vaginas are fucking disgusting
29:00 <Kelevra> like when I met my ex we were always in bed to the point I remembered when you have sexual relations your period comes back
29:00 <Kelevra> plus deadset vaginas are fucking disgusting
29:00 <Kelevra> like when I met my ex we were always in bed to the point I remembered when you have sexual relations your period comes back
30:00 <Agent> Hahahahahaha
30:00 <Kelevra> half way thru sex I thought my rib was bruised, go to the toilet and there's fkn blood on me and I'm like oh fkn hell no
30:00 <Agent> Vaginas are awesome :P
30:00 <Kelevra> they're so gross
30:00 <Agent> I think we may have different points of view lol
30:00 <Agent> Cocks are gross
30:00 <Agent> Lol
30:00 <Kelevra> he wouldn't fuck me on the period either
30:00 <Kelevra> and boom
30:00 <Agent> Hahahahahaha
30:00 <Kelevra> half way thru sex I thought my rib was bruised, go to the toilet and there's fkn blood on me and I'm like oh fkn hell no
30:00 <Agent> Vaginas are awesome :P
30:00 <Kelevra> they're so gross
30:00 <Agent> I think we may have different points of view lol
30:00 <Agent> Cocks are gross
30:00 <Agent> Lol
30:00 <Kelevra> and boom
30:00 <Agent> Hahahahahaha
30:00 <Kelevra> half way thru sex I thought my rib was bruised, go to the toilet and there's fkn blood on me and I'm like oh fkn hell no
30:00 <Agent> Vaginas are awesome :P
30:00 <Kelevra> they're so gross
30:00 <Agent> I think we may have different points of view lol
30:00 <Agent> Cocks are gross
30:00 <Agent> Lol
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> vag are awesome.
31:00 <Agent> Well
31:00 <Agent> I'm of two minds about fucking on period
31:00 <President_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ what do u like about them?
31:00 <Kelevra> that's not dedicated if you won't have sex whilst a woman is on the rag
31:00 <Agent> I mean... I do it
31:00 <Agent> LOL
31:00 <Kelevra> see that's dedication
31:00 <Agent> But it's a little bit cringey
31:00 <Agent> I dunno why, really.
31:00 <Agent> Sex is messy anyway
31:00 <Kelevra> he wouldn't fuck me on the period either
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> vag are awesome.
31:00 <Agent> Well
31:00 <Agent> I'm of two minds about fucking on period
31:00 <President_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ what do u like about them?
31:00 <Kelevra> that's not dedicated if you won't have sex whilst a woman is on the rag
31:00 <Kelevra> he wouldn't fuck me on the period either
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> vag are awesome.
31:00 <Agent> Well
31:00 <Agent> I'm of two minds about fucking on period
31:00 <President_Trump> ^pHANTOM^ what do u like about them?
31:00 <Kelevra> that's not dedicated if you won't have sex whilst a woman is on the rag
32:00 <Kelevra> turn the light off, chuck down a towel
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
32:00 <Agent> Yeah I see that intellectually but still... I know it's there :)
32:00 <Kelevra> least you know the bitch won't get knocked up
32:00 <Kelevra> or shower period sex
32:00 <Agent> I mean... I do it
32:00 <Agent> LOL
32:00 <Kelevra> see that's dedication
32:00 <Agent> But it's a little bit cringey
32:00 <Agent> I dunno why, really.
32:00 <Agent> Sex is messy anyway
32:00 <Kelevra> turn the light off, chuck down a towel
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
32:00 <Agent> Yeah I see that intellectually but still... I know it's there :)
32:00 <Kelevra> least you know the bitch won't get knocked up
32:00 <Kelevra> or shower period sex
32:00 <Agent> I mean... I do it
32:00 <Agent> LOL
32:00 <Kelevra> see that's dedication
32:00 <Agent> But it's a little bit cringey
32:00 <Agent> I dunno why, really.
32:00 <Agent> Sex is messy anyway
32:00 <Kelevra> turn the light off, chuck down a towel
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
32:00 <Agent> Yeah I see that intellectually but still... I know it's there :)
32:00 <Kelevra> least you know the bitch won't get knocked up
32:00 <Kelevra> or shower period sex
35:00 <Agent> Oh lol!
35:00 <Agent> Shower sex is great, but red water is *very* weird
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> just don't look
36:00 <Agent> What
36:00 <Agent> I'm a man
36:00 <Agent> Men are visual creatures
36:00 <Agent> The reason shower sex is awesome is because bishes look FUCKING GOOD with water running down their bodies
36:00 <Kelevra> lmao
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Agent> I mean fuck
36:00 <Agent> Haven't you ever watched a porno?
36:00 <Agent> Of any kind?
36:00 <Agent> There's always a bish in the shower
36:00 <Agent> Oh lol!
36:00 <Agent> Shower sex is great, but red water is *very* weird
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> just don't look
36:00 <Agent> What
36:00 <Agent> I'm a man
36:00 <Agent> Men are visual creatures
36:00 <Agent> The reason shower sex is awesome is because bishes look FUCKING GOOD with water running down their bodies
36:00 <Agent> Oh lol!
36:00 <Agent> Shower sex is great, but red water is *very* weird
36:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> just don't look
36:00 <Agent> What
36:00 <Agent> I'm a man
36:00 <Agent> Men are visual creatures
36:00 <Agent> The reason shower sex is awesome is because bishes look FUCKING GOOD with water running down their bodies
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've seen porn
37:00 <Kelevra> my exs collection was fkn shit
37:00 <Kelevra> like furious anal and whatnot
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
37:00 <Kelevra> lmao
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
37:00 <Agent> I mean fuck
37:00 <Agent> Haven't you ever watched a porno?
37:00 <Agent> Of any kind?
37:00 <Agent> There's always a bish in the shower
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've seen porn
37:00 <Kelevra> lmao
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
37:00 <Agent> I mean fuck
37:00 <Agent> Haven't you ever watched a porno?
37:00 <Agent> Of any kind?
37:00 <Agent> There's always a bish in the shower
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've seen porn
38:00 <President_Trump> so similar to geoffys collection
38:00 <Agent> Hahaha
38:00 <Agent> Yeah I don't collect anal porn
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like trumps collection.
38:00 <Kelevra> anal porn just looks so gross
38:00 <Kelevra> it's not very romantic
38:00 <Agent> Yeah, well as you know I've never been into anal sex anyway
38:00 <Kelevra> my exs collection was fkn shit
38:00 <Kelevra> like furious anal and whatnot
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
38:00 <President_Trump> so similar to geoffys collection
38:00 <Agent> Hahaha
38:00 <Agent> Yeah I don't collect anal porn
38:00 <Kelevra> my exs collection was fkn shit
38:00 <Kelevra> like furious anal and whatnot
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
38:00 <President_Trump> so similar to geoffys collection
38:00 <Agent> Hahaha
38:00 <Agent> Yeah I don't collect anal porn
39:00 <Kelevra> someday you shall be
39:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like trumps collection.
39:00 <Kelevra> anal porn just looks so gross
39:00 <Kelevra> it's not very romantic
39:00 <Agent> Yeah, well as you know I've never been into anal sex anyway
39:00 <Kelevra> someday you shall be
39:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like trumps collection.
39:00 <Kelevra> anal porn just looks so gross
39:00 <Kelevra> it's not very romantic
39:00 <Agent> Yeah, well as you know I've never been into anal sex anyway
39:00 <Kelevra> someday you shall be
40:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <President_Trump> is that an offer Kelevra?
40:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <President_Trump> is that an offer Kelevra?
40:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <President_Trump> is that an offer Kelevra?
41:00 <Agent> Anyway who looks at porn to be romantic
41:00 <Agent> wtf lol
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
42:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump who knows, shit you have no life
42:00 <Agent> Anyway who looks at porn to be romantic
42:00 <Agent> wtf lol
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
42:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump who knows, shit you have no life
42:00 <Agent> Anyway who looks at porn to be romantic
42:00 <Agent> wtf lol
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
42:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump who knows, shit you have no life
43:00 <Agent> Lol someday I shall be?
43:00 <Agent> Are you going to ocnvert me?
43:00 <Kelevra> I could
43:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra's ass is available
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm contemplating my options
43:00 <President_Trump> any takers?
43:00 <Agent> Lol someday I shall be?
43:00 <Agent> Are you going to ocnvert me?
43:00 <Agent> Lol someday I shall be?
43:00 <Agent> Are you going to ocnvert me?
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> options?
44:00 <Kelevra> I think I'll start from scratch get my funds all sorted and stand on my own two feet for abit so no asshole does what michael did
44:00 <Agent> Fair call
44:00 <Kelevra> I could
44:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra's ass is available
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
44:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm contemplating my options
44:00 <President_Trump> any takers?
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> options?
44:00 <Kelevra> I could
44:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra's ass is available
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
44:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm contemplating my options
44:00 <President_Trump> any takers?
44:00 <^pHANTOM^> options?
45:00 <Kelevra> well shit, he got me to move into a more expensive house and my cousin knew he'd pull this shit
45:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like a plan
45:00 <Kelevra> I think I'll start from scratch get my funds all sorted and stand on my own two feet for abit so no asshole does what michael did
45:00 <Agent> Fair call
45:00 <Kelevra> well shit, he got me to move into a more expensive house and my cousin knew he'd pull this shit
45:00 <Kelevra> I think I'll start from scratch get my funds all sorted and stand on my own two feet for abit so no asshole does what michael did
45:00 <Agent> Fair call
45:00 <Kelevra> well shit, he got me to move into a more expensive house and my cousin knew he'd pull this shit
46:00 <Kelevra> tomorrow while doing the dishes I'm going to clean his bluray remote so if the asshole does come back I can give it to him super clean
46:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like a plan
46:00 <Kelevra> tomorrow while doing the dishes I'm going to clean his bluray remote so if the asshole does come back I can give it to him super clean
46:00 <^pHANTOM^> sounds like a plan
46:00 <Kelevra> tomorrow while doing the dishes I'm going to clean his bluray remote so if the asshole does come back I can give it to him super clean
47:00 <Kelevra> his jeans and book might become kindling for my fire pit but who is to know
47:00 <Agent> That's so weird
47:00 <Kelevra> depends on my motivation tomorrow
47:00 <Agent> Why would you care :)
47:00 <Agent> Give it to him covered in bodily fluids for fuck's sake. Fuck that cunt lol.
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> well I'm just still shocked he threatened my dad and to get my kids taken away like that's seriously some dark hatred there
47:00 <Kelevra> his jeans and book might become kindling for my fire pit but who is to know
47:00 <Agent> That's so weird
47:00 <Kelevra> depends on my motivation tomorrow
47:00 <Agent> Why would you care :)
47:00 <Agent> Give it to him covered in bodily fluids for fuck's sake. Fuck that cunt lol.
47:00 <Kelevra> his jeans and book might become kindling for my fire pit but who is to know
47:00 <Agent> That's so weird
47:00 <Kelevra> depends on my motivation tomorrow
47:00 <Agent> Why would you care :)
47:00 <Agent> Give it to him covered in bodily fluids for fuck's sake. Fuck that cunt lol.
48:00 <Agent> So why the fuckw ould you clean his shit
48:00 <Agent> Burn it
48:00 <Agent> Send the ashes to him
48:00 <Kelevra> once he crossed that boundary he was dead to me
48:00 <Agent> Ashes covered in bodily fluids
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
48:00 <Kelevra> I meant I'd drop his remote in wish the dishes
48:00 <Kelevra> with*
48:00 <Agent> Oh right lol
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> well I'm just still shocked he threatened my dad and to get my kids taken away like that's seriously some dark hatred there
48:00 <Agent> So why the fuckw ould you clean his shit
48:00 <Agent> Burn it
48:00 <Agent> Send the ashes to him
48:00 <Kelevra> once he crossed that boundary he was dead to me
48:00 <Agent> Ashes covered in bodily fluids
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> well I'm just still shocked he threatened my dad and to get my kids taken away like that's seriously some dark hatred there
48:00 <Agent> So why the fuckw ould you clean his shit
48:00 <Agent> Burn it
48:00 <Agent> Send the ashes to him
48:00 <Kelevra> once he crossed that boundary he was dead to me
48:00 <Agent> Ashes covered in bodily fluids
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
49:00 <Kelevra> he took all the lamps so I took all the globes cause he was being really stingey
49:00 <Kelevra> I paid for his fkn work uniform and everything and he was taking the kids snacks and pans
49:00 <Kelevra> I meant I'd drop his remote in wish the dishes
49:00 <Kelevra> with*
49:00 <Agent> Oh right lol
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <Kelevra> he took all the lamps so I took all the globes cause he was being really stingey
49:00 <Kelevra> I paid for his fkn work uniform and everything and he was taking the kids snacks and pans
49:00 <Kelevra> I meant I'd drop his remote in wish the dishes
49:00 <Kelevra> with*
49:00 <Agent> Oh right lol
49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <Kelevra> he took all the lamps so I took all the globes cause he was being really stingey
49:00 <Kelevra> I paid for his fkn work uniform and everything and he was taking the kids snacks and pans
50:00 <Kelevra> if he had've taken the fridge i know I would've gone absolutely crazy and smashed his car
50:00 <Kelevra> he even took my sun glasses
50:00 <Agent> lolol
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
50:00 <Kelevra> if he had've taken the fridge i know I would've gone absolutely crazy and smashed his car
50:00 <Kelevra> he even took my sun glasses
50:00 <Agent> lolol
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
50:00 <Kelevra> if he had've taken the fridge i know I would've gone absolutely crazy and smashed his car
50:00 <Kelevra> he even took my sun glasses
50:00 <Agent> lolol
50:00 <^pHANTOM^> :/
51:00 <Kelevra> karmas a bitch and the next woman he fucks with I believe will fuck him over completely
51:00 <^pHANTOM^> probably
51:00 <Kelevra> well shit i felt like ripping his ass apart
51:00 <Kelevra> karmas a bitch and the next woman he fucks with I believe will fuck him over completely
51:00 <^pHANTOM^> probably
51:00 <Kelevra> karmas a bitch and the next woman he fucks with I believe will fuck him over completely
51:00 <^pHANTOM^> probably
52:00 <Kelevra> well shit i felt like ripping his ass apart
52:00 <Kelevra> well shit i felt like ripping his ass apart
53:00 <Kelevra> wow I never really realised how much curtis stone sucks
53:00 <Agent> What's a curtis stone
54:00 <Kelevra> a chef
54:00 <Kelevra> wow I never really realised how much curtis stone sucks
54:00 <Agent> What's a curtis stone
54:00 <Kelevra> a chef
54:00 <Kelevra> wow I never really realised how much curtis stone sucks
54:00 <Agent> What's a curtis stone
54:00 <Kelevra> a chef
55:00 <Agent> Well fuck, don't eat his food then
55:00 <Kelevra> there's nothing else on the tv
55:00 <Kelevra> but shit he looks like a dickhead
55:00 <Kelevra> and sounds like one aswell
55:00 <Agent> Well fuck, don't eat his food then
55:00 <Agent> Well fuck, don't eat his food then
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> nothing on foxtel?
56:00 <Kelevra> michael took the foxtel box with him
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> what an arse..
56:00 <Kelevra> there's nothing else on the tv
56:00 <Kelevra> but shit he looks like a dickhead
56:00 <Kelevra> and sounds like one aswell
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> nothing on foxtel?
56:00 <Kelevra> there's nothing else on the tv
56:00 <Kelevra> but shit he looks like a dickhead
56:00 <Kelevra> and sounds like one aswell
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> nothing on foxtel?
57:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
57:00 <President_Trump> tell the cops he stole it
57:00 <President_Trump> and tell them to get it back
57:00 <Kelevra> it was in his name
57:00 <Kelevra> michael took the foxtel box with him
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> what an arse..
57:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
57:00 <Kelevra> michael took the foxtel box with him
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> what an arse..
57:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
58:00 <Kelevra> can't do shit about that
58:00 <President_Trump> thats good then, he will have to cancel it
58:00 <Kelevra> yeah hopefully they give him a cancellation fee
58:00 <President_Trump> dont worry we will help u through this difficult time :)
58:00 <President_Trump> tell the cops he stole it
58:00 <President_Trump> and tell them to get it back
58:00 <Kelevra> it was in his name
58:00 <Kelevra> can't do shit about that
58:00 <President_Trump> thats good then, he will have to cancel it
58:00 <President_Trump> tell the cops he stole it
58:00 <President_Trump> and tell them to get it back
58:00 <Kelevra> it was in his name
58:00 <Kelevra> can't do shit about that
58:00 <President_Trump> thats good then, he will have to cancel it
59:00 <Kelevra> I don't really need help, I need a fkn housemate
59:00 <President_Trump> daz will be there tomorrow!
59:00 <Kelevra> stfu
59:00 <President_Trump> sorted
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah hopefully they give him a cancellation fee
59:00 <President_Trump> dont worry we will help u through this difficult time :)
59:00 <Kelevra> I don't really need help, I need a fkn housemate
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah hopefully they give him a cancellation fee
59:00 <President_Trump> dont worry we will help u through this difficult time :)
59:00 <Kelevra> I don't really need help, I need a fkn housemate
00:00 <President_Trump> how much is the rent?
00:00 <Kelevra> $100 a week
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> cheap
00:00 <President_Trump> daz will be there tomorrow!
00:00 <Kelevra> stfu
00:00 <President_Trump> sorted
00:00 <President_Trump> how much is the rent?
00:00 <Kelevra> $100 a week
00:00 <President_Trump> daz will be there tomorrow!
00:00 <Kelevra> stfu
00:00 <President_Trump> sorted
00:00 <President_Trump> how much is the rent?
00:00 <Kelevra> $100 a week
01:00 <Kelevra> well that's just rent
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep and other costs.
01:00 <President_Trump> the whole house i mean how much rent?
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> cheap
01:00 <Kelevra> well that's just rent
01:00 <^pHANTOM^> cheap
01:00 <Kelevra> well that's just rent
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah well when I lived with lee I paid $100 for rent then went half bills
02:00 <Kelevra> oh my house is $1521 p/m
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep and other costs.
02:00 <President_Trump> the whole house i mean how much rent?
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah well when I lived with lee I paid $100 for rent then went half bills
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep and other costs.
02:00 <President_Trump> the whole house i mean how much rent?
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah well when I lived with lee I paid $100 for rent then went half bills
03:00 <President_Trump> well ill pop by tomorrow to take a look
03:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
03:00 <Kelevra> oh my house is $1521 p/m
03:00 <Kelevra> oh my house is $1521 p/m
04:00 <Kelevra> you'd be a creepy housemate
04:00 <President_Trump> as long as you dont bash me
04:00 <Kelevra> I didn't bash michael
04:00 <Kelevra> there's a difference between hitting someone and bashing them
04:00 <President_Trump> well ill pop by tomorrow to take a look
04:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
04:00 <Kelevra> you'd be a creepy housemate
04:00 <President_Trump> as long as you dont bash me
04:00 <Kelevra> I didn't bash michael
04:00 <President_Trump> well ill pop by tomorrow to take a look
04:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
04:00 <Kelevra> you'd be a creepy housemate
04:00 <President_Trump> as long as you dont bash me
04:00 <Kelevra> I didn't bash michael
05:00 <Kelevra> and if i truly wanted to hurt him I could rebroke his nose or damaged his man bits
05:00 <President_Trump> look i dont need to see the room, i will just move in tomorrow
05:00 <President_Trump> what do u want for dinner?
05:00 <Kelevra> you to do the dishes
05:00 <President_Trump> dishwasher?
05:00 <Kelevra> there's a difference between hitting someone and bashing them
05:00 <Kelevra> and if i truly wanted to hurt him I could rebroke his nose or damaged his man bits
05:00 <President_Trump> look i dont need to see the room, i will just move in tomorrow
05:00 <President_Trump> what do u want for dinner?
05:00 <Kelevra> there's a difference between hitting someone and bashing them
05:00 <Kelevra> and if i truly wanted to hurt him I could rebroke his nose or damaged his man bits
05:00 <President_Trump> look i dont need to see the room, i will just move in tomorrow
05:00 <President_Trump> what do u want for dinner?
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't know how to use the dish washer
06:00 <Agent> wtf
06:00 <Agent> Don't you stick the dishes in, throw a tablet thing in the little slot and press the fucking ON button?
06:00 <Kelevra> you to do the dishes
06:00 <President_Trump> dishwasher?
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't know how to use the dish washer
06:00 <Kelevra> you to do the dishes
06:00 <President_Trump> dishwasher?
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't know how to use the dish washer
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> I don't like dish washers
07:00 <Kelevra> my last one leaked and so now I'm cautious of them
07:00 <Agent> During the fuck part of our date, I'm going ot bend you over the dish washer so you can study it while we fuck
07:00 <Kelevra> nah i'd head butt it
07:00 <Agent> wtf
07:00 <Agent> Don't you stick the dishes in, throw a tablet thing in the little slot and press the fucking ON button?
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> I don't like dish washers
07:00 <Kelevra> my last one leaked and so now I'm cautious of them
07:00 <Agent> wtf
07:00 <Agent> Don't you stick the dishes in, throw a tablet thing in the little slot and press the fucking ON button?
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> I don't like dish washers
07:00 <Kelevra> my last one leaked and so now I'm cautious of them
08:00 <Kelevra> that seriously has happened during sex
08:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> Well we'll save it for the long and slow part of the fuck then
08:00 <Kelevra> I headbutted the bench and was like 'wtf, okay keep going, it's okay'
08:00 <Agent> During the fuck part of our date, I'm going ot bend you over the dish washer so you can study it while we fuck
08:00 <Kelevra> nah i'd head butt it
08:00 <Kelevra> that seriously has happened during sex
08:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> Well we'll save it for the long and slow part of the fuck then
08:00 <Agent> During the fuck part of our date, I'm going ot bend you over the dish washer so you can study it while we fuck
08:00 <Kelevra> nah i'd head butt it
08:00 <Kelevra> that seriously has happened during sex
08:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
08:00 <Agent> Well we'll save it for the long and slow part of the fuck then
09:00 <Kelevra> as long as my heads not bleeding everything is okay
09:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
09:00 <Agent> Hahahahhahahahaahaha
09:00 <Kelevra> omg the worst is when I dislocated my hips
09:00 <Agent> Lying unconscious on the floor and still fuckin ya
09:00 <Kelevra> I had to punch them back in cause I'm double jointed
09:00 <Kelevra> I headbutted the bench and was like 'wtf, okay keep going, it's okay'
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> as long as my heads not bleeding everything is okay
09:00 <Kelevra> I headbutted the bench and was like 'wtf, okay keep going, it's okay'
09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> as long as my heads not bleeding everything is okay
10:00 <Kelevra> it's the weirdest fucking feeling
10:00 <Kelevra> like you go from 'omg that feels great' to 'wtf is happening'
10:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
10:00 <Agent> Hahahahhahahahaahaha
10:00 <Kelevra> omg the worst is when I dislocated my hips
10:00 <Agent> Lying unconscious on the floor and still fuckin ya
10:00 <Kelevra> I had to punch them back in cause I'm double jointed
10:00 <Kelevra> it's the weirdest fucking feeling
10:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
10:00 <Agent> Hahahahhahahahaahaha
10:00 <Kelevra> omg the worst is when I dislocated my hips
10:00 <Agent> Lying unconscious on the floor and still fuckin ya
10:00 <Kelevra> I had to punch them back in cause I'm double jointed
10:00 <Kelevra> it's the weirdest fucking feeling
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf
11:00 <Kelevra> yeah I dunno it's some condition apparently my girls will have it aswell
11:00 <Kelevra> like you go from 'omg that feels great' to 'wtf is happening'
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf
11:00 <Kelevra> like you go from 'omg that feels great' to 'wtf is happening'
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> wtf
12:00 <Kelevra> hips are double jointed so are my fingers
12:00 <Agent> wtf
12:00 <Agent> Double jointed hips
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah I dunno it's some condition apparently my girls will have it aswell
12:00 <Kelevra> hips are double jointed so are my fingers
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah I dunno it's some condition apparently my girls will have it aswell
12:00 <Kelevra> hips are double jointed so are my fingers
13:00 <Agent> What the hell range of motion does that give you that other people don't have
13:00 <Agent> wtf
13:00 <Agent> Double jointed hips
13:00 <Agent> What the hell range of motion does that give you that other people don't have
13:00 <Agent> wtf
13:00 <Agent> Double jointed hips
13:00 <Agent> What the hell range of motion does that give you that other people don't have
15:00 <Kelevra> I dunno I only discovered it in highschool cause I played soccer
15:00 <Kelevra> like I can bend my legs and put them under my arm pits
15:00 <Kelevra> it's great for deep penertration in the sack
15:00 <Kelevra> I dunno I only discovered it in highschool cause I played soccer
15:00 <Kelevra> I dunno I only discovered it in highschool cause I played soccer
16:00 <Agent> What the fuck
16:00 <Agent> I'm trying to picture that
16:00 <Kelevra> lmao
16:00 <Agent> You mean.. like bend them backwards? behind your back?
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah
16:00 <Agent> And fold your legs under your arms?
16:00 <Kelevra> but to the side
16:00 <Kelevra> like I can bend my legs and put them under my arm pits
16:00 <Kelevra> it's great for deep penertration in the sack
16:00 <Agent> What the fuck
16:00 <Agent> I'm trying to picture that
16:00 <Kelevra> like I can bend my legs and put them under my arm pits
16:00 <Kelevra> it's great for deep penertration in the sack
16:00 <Agent> What the fuck
16:00 <Agent> I'm trying to picture that
17:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
17:00 <President_Trump> take pics
17:00 <Agent> That's about as "presented" as you can make yourself
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> wow
17:00 <Agent> I... actually want ot see pictures of that lol
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
17:00 <President_Trump> go take one now on your phone
17:00 <Kelevra> lmao
17:00 <Agent> You mean.. like bend them backwards? behind your back?
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah
17:00 <Agent> And fold your legs under your arms?
17:00 <Kelevra> but to the side
17:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
17:00 <President_Trump> take pics
17:00 <Agent> That's about as "presented" as you can make yourself
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit
17:00 <Kelevra> lmao
17:00 <Agent> You mean.. like bend them backwards? behind your back?
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah
17:00 <Agent> And fold your legs under your arms?
17:00 <Kelevra> but to the side
17:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
17:00 <President_Trump> take pics
17:00 <Agent> That's about as "presented" as you can make yourself
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm dedicated to the cause and only found out I could do it cause i was stretching while training
18:00 <Kelevra> I can't take a pic of me doing it cause I won't have my arms free to hold the phone
18:00 <Kelevra> DERRRR
18:00 <Kelevra> it's not like I can balance on my knees
18:00 <President_Trump> u can just do it with one leg
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> wow
18:00 <Agent> I... actually want ot see pictures of that lol
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:00 <President_Trump> go take one now on your phone
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm dedicated to the cause and only found out I could do it cause i was stretching while training
18:00 <Kelevra> I can't take a pic of me doing it cause I won't have my arms free to hold the phone
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> wow
18:00 <Agent> I... actually want ot see pictures of that lol
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:00 <President_Trump> go take one now on your phone
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm dedicated to the cause and only found out I could do it cause i was stretching while training
18:00 <Kelevra> I can't take a pic of me doing it cause I won't have my arms free to hold the phone
19:00 <Kelevra> I won't be able to get it in the pic
19:00 <President_Trump> timer
19:00 <Kelevra> I'm not doing it cause it's pretty freaky
19:00 <President_Trump> knew u couldnt
19:00 <Kelevra> plus I think it'd be impossible to take the pic
19:00 <Kelevra> DERRRR
19:00 <Kelevra> it's not like I can balance on my knees
19:00 <President_Trump> u can just do it with one leg
19:00 <Kelevra> I won't be able to get it in the pic
19:00 <President_Trump> timer
19:00 <Kelevra> DERRRR
19:00 <Kelevra> it's not like I can balance on my knees
19:00 <President_Trump> u can just do it with one leg
19:00 <Kelevra> I won't be able to get it in the pic
19:00 <President_Trump> timer
20:00 <Kelevra> my other talent is shitous
20:00 <President_Trump> why would i be creepy to live with?
20:00 <Kelevra> cause you seem creepy on here and if you're like that on a chat based program I can only imagine you irl
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm not doing it cause it's pretty freaky
20:00 <President_Trump> knew u couldnt
20:00 <Kelevra> plus I think it'd be impossible to take the pic
20:00 <Kelevra> my other talent is shitous
20:00 <President_Trump> why would i be creepy to live with?
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm not doing it cause it's pretty freaky
20:00 <President_Trump> knew u couldnt
20:00 <Kelevra> plus I think it'd be impossible to take the pic
20:00 <Kelevra> my other talent is shitous
20:00 <President_Trump> why would i be creepy to live with?
21:00 <Kelevra> leering around every corner in the house, going through my underwear draws
21:00 <Kelevra> Agent would you live with President_Trump ever?
21:00 <Kelevra> Agent is either dying or trying to get a root
21:00 <Kelevra> cause you seem creepy on here and if you're like that on a chat based program I can only imagine you irl
21:00 <Kelevra> leering around every corner in the house, going through my underwear draws
21:00 <Kelevra> cause you seem creepy on here and if you're like that on a chat based program I can only imagine you irl
21:00 <Kelevra> leering around every corner in the house, going through my underwear draws
22:00 <President_Trump> Agent wouldnt live with someone smarter than himself
22:00 <Agent> What
22:00 <Agent> No
22:00 <Agent> Lol
22:00 <Kelevra> ohhh wtf
22:00 <Agent> Trump is a fucken weird cunt, I'm not gonna live with him
22:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump thinks he's smarter than you and thinks I'm dumber than him
22:00 <Kelevra> Agent would you live with President_Trump ever?
22:00 <Kelevra> Agent is either dying or trying to get a root
22:00 <President_Trump> Agent wouldnt live with someone smarter than himself
22:00 <Agent> What
22:00 <Agent> No
22:00 <Kelevra> Agent would you live with President_Trump ever?
22:00 <Kelevra> Agent is either dying or trying to get a root
22:00 <President_Trump> Agent wouldnt live with someone smarter than himself
22:00 <Agent> What
22:00 <Agent> No
23:00 <Agent> Well
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm very offended
23:00 <Agent> He doesn't conduct himself online as an intelligent person
23:00 <Agent> But he's just slooding
23:00 <Agent> I don't really know him
23:00 <Agent> Who knows
23:00 <Kelevra> he comes across as creepy
23:00 <President_Trump> u thought daz was super cool, look how that turned out...
23:00 <Kelevra> like I know I'm a dickhead but I am very playful
23:00 <Agent> Lol
23:00 <Kelevra> ohhh wtf
23:00 <Agent> Trump is a fucken weird cunt, I'm not gonna live with him
23:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump thinks he's smarter than you and thinks I'm dumber than him
23:00 <Agent> Well
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm very offended
23:00 <Agent> He doesn't conduct himself online as an intelligent person
23:00 <Agent> But he's just slooding
23:00 <Agent> I don't really know him
23:00 <Agent> Who knows
23:00 <Kelevra> he comes across as creepy
23:00 <Agent> Lol
23:00 <Kelevra> ohhh wtf
23:00 <Agent> Trump is a fucken weird cunt, I'm not gonna live with him
23:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump thinks he's smarter than you and thinks I'm dumber than him
23:00 <Agent> Well
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm very offended
23:00 <Agent> He doesn't conduct himself online as an intelligent person
23:00 <Agent> But he's just slooding
23:00 <Agent> I don't really know him
23:00 <Agent> Who knows
23:00 <Kelevra> he comes across as creepy
24:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump why do you always mention him?
24:00 <Kelevra> do you think daz gives a fuck about you?
24:00 <President_Trump> i like saying daz
24:00 <President_Trump> i dont give a fuck about him lol
24:00 <President_Trump> u thought daz was super cool, look how that turned out...
24:00 <Kelevra> like I know I'm a dickhead but I am very playful
24:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump why do you always mention him?
24:00 <President_Trump> u thought daz was super cool, look how that turned out...
24:00 <Kelevra> like I know I'm a dickhead but I am very playful
24:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump why do you always mention him?
25:00 <Kelevra> daz is just some guy who used to be my friend and we had a fall out
25:00 <Kelevra> do you think daz gives a fuck about you?
25:00 <President_Trump> i like saying daz
25:00 <President_Trump> i dont give a fuck about him lol
25:00 <Kelevra> daz is just some guy who used to be my friend and we had a fall out
25:00 <Kelevra> do you think daz gives a fuck about you?
25:00 <President_Trump> i like saying daz
25:00 <President_Trump> i dont give a fuck about him lol
25:00 <Kelevra> daz is just some guy who used to be my friend and we had a fall out
26:00 <Kelevra> wtf is a shallot?
26:00 <President_Trump> ill cook some for u tomorrow night
26:00 <Kelevra> see this is why I shouldn't have become a parent
26:00 <Kelevra> wtf is a shallot?
26:00 <Kelevra> wtf is a shallot?
27:00 <Kelevra> there's so many questions I don't have answers for
27:00 <President_Trump> ill cook some for u tomorrow night
27:00 <Kelevra> see this is why I shouldn't have become a parent
27:00 <Kelevra> there's so many questions I don't have answers for
27:00 <President_Trump> ill cook some for u tomorrow night
27:00 <Kelevra> see this is why I shouldn't have become a parent
27:00 <Kelevra> there's so many questions I don't have answers for
28:00 <Kelevra> Agent why didn't you add me to fb?
28:00 <Agent> Cause you deleted me lol
28:00 <Kelevra> analphobe
28:00 <Agent> You can add me back if you want :)
28:00 <Kelevra> Agent why didn't you add me to fb?
28:00 <Kelevra> Agent why didn't you add me to fb?
29:00 <Kelevra> I can't even remember your name, I can try but it'll take me days
29:00 <Agent> Hahaha
29:00 <Kelevra> I remember it was a pretty name
29:00 <Agent> Alright I'll add you
29:00 <Agent> Lucky for you I haev a good memory
29:00 <Agent> I actually can't add you
29:00 <Agent> Because you deleted me
29:00 <Agent> The option is gone
29:00 <Kelevra> what?
29:00 <Agent> Cause you deleted me lol
29:00 <Kelevra> analphobe
29:00 <Agent> You can add me back if you want :)
29:00 <Kelevra> I can't even remember your name, I can try but it'll take me days
29:00 <Agent> Hahaha
29:00 <Kelevra> I remember it was a pretty name
29:00 <Agent> Alright I'll add you
29:00 <Agent> Lucky for you I haev a good memory
29:00 <Agent> Cause you deleted me lol
29:00 <Kelevra> analphobe
29:00 <Agent> You can add me back if you want :)
29:00 <Kelevra> I can't even remember your name, I can try but it'll take me days
29:00 <Agent> Hahaha
29:00 <Kelevra> I remember it was a pretty name
29:00 <Agent> Alright I'll add you
29:00 <Agent> Lucky for you I haev a good memory
30:00 <Agent> You can't re-add somebody who has deleted you
30:00 <Agent> The option doesn't appear
30:00 <Agent> Check your PM
30:00 <Agent> I actually can't add you
30:00 <Agent> Because you deleted me
30:00 <Agent> The option is gone
30:00 <Kelevra> what?
30:00 <Agent> You can't re-add somebody who has deleted you
30:00 <Agent> The option doesn't appear
30:00 <Agent> I actually can't add you
30:00 <Agent> Because you deleted me
30:00 <Agent> The option is gone
30:00 <Kelevra> what?
30:00 <Agent> You can't re-add somebody who has deleted you
30:00 <Agent> The option doesn't appear
31:00 <Agent> Check your PM
31:00 <Agent> Check your PM
32:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf he must've blocked you cause I know I didn't and there's like 30 ppl blocked, even family members
32:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf he must've blocked you cause I know I didn't and there's like 30 ppl blocked, even family members
32:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf he must've blocked you cause I know I didn't and there's like 30 ppl blocked, even family members
33:00 <Kelevra> shit even my brother is blocked
33:00 <Agent> Lol
33:00 <Agent> Well go fix it :) I can't send you an add but I PM'd you my actual profile, so you can add me
33:00 <Kelevra> my brother like 8 cousins, 2 exs
33:00 <Kelevra> I added you
33:00 <Kelevra> shit even my brother is blocked
33:00 <Agent> Lol
33:00 <Kelevra> shit even my brother is blocked
33:00 <Agent> Lol
34:00 <Agent> I see it
34:00 <Agent> There you go, we are officially friends again
34:00 <Kelevra> yay so now I can stalk your sexual prowess
34:00 <Agent> You won't find that on facebook lol
34:00 <Agent> Well go fix it :) I can't send you an add but I PM'd you my actual profile, so you can add me
34:00 <Kelevra> my brother like 8 cousins, 2 exs
34:00 <Kelevra> I added you
34:00 <Agent> I see it
34:00 <Agent> There you go, we are officially friends again
34:00 <Agent> Well go fix it :) I can't send you an add but I PM'd you my actual profile, so you can add me
34:00 <Kelevra> my brother like 8 cousins, 2 exs
34:00 <Kelevra> I added you
34:00 <Agent> I see it
34:00 <Agent> There you go, we are officially friends again
35:00 <Kelevra> all my fb is just me whinging
35:00 <Agent> Hah
35:00 <Agent> I don't post that much. I put funny stuff on, and sometimes some rhetoric about what I'm thinking
35:00 <Kelevra> yay so now I can stalk your sexual prowess
35:00 <Agent> You won't find that on facebook lol
35:00 <Kelevra> all my fb is just me whinging
35:00 <Agent> Hah
35:00 <Kelevra> yay so now I can stalk your sexual prowess
35:00 <Agent> You won't find that on facebook lol
35:00 <Kelevra> all my fb is just me whinging
35:00 <Agent> Hah
36:00 <Kelevra> my cousins fb is annoying
36:00 <Kelevra> she always tried to be hardcore
36:00 <Kelevra> 'if you don't like the way i talk delete me'
36:00 <Kelevra> I'm like erghh
36:00 <Kelevra> fkn old annoying bitch
36:00 <Agent> I don't post that much. I put funny stuff on, and sometimes some rhetoric about what I'm thinking
36:00 <Kelevra> my cousins fb is annoying
36:00 <Kelevra> she always tried to be hardcore
36:00 <Agent> I don't post that much. I put funny stuff on, and sometimes some rhetoric about what I'm thinking
36:00 <Kelevra> my cousins fb is annoying
36:00 <Kelevra> she always tried to be hardcore
37:00 <Agent> Then delete her lol
37:00 <Kelevra> 'if you don't like the way i talk delete me'
37:00 <Kelevra> I'm like erghh
37:00 <Kelevra> fkn old annoying bitch
37:00 <Kelevra> 'if you don't like the way i talk delete me'
37:00 <Kelevra> I'm like erghh
37:00 <Kelevra> fkn old annoying bitch
38:00 <Kelevra> this guy on the food channel can barely breathe he's that fat
38:00 <Kelevra> cbf deleting her cause sometimes she's amusing
38:00 <Agent> Mmm, that's me at the moment
38:00 <Agent> Not fat, but I can't breath either caues of being sick :(
38:00 <Kelevra> I think chatting to you is making me get the manflu
38:00 <Agent> Hahaha
38:00 <Kelevra> I'm all leaking out of my nose
38:00 <Agent> Then delete her lol
38:00 <Kelevra> this guy on the food channel can barely breathe he's that fat
38:00 <Kelevra> cbf deleting her cause sometimes she's amusing
38:00 <Agent> Mmm, that's me at the moment
38:00 <Agent> Then delete her lol
38:00 <Kelevra> this guy on the food channel can barely breathe he's that fat
38:00 <Kelevra> cbf deleting her cause sometimes she's amusing
38:00 <Agent> Mmm, that's me at the moment
39:00 <Kelevra> seriously your nick should be projectile cum
39:00 <Kelevra> when you said sexual joke I ultimately thought of helicoptoring sperm everywhere
39:00 <Projectile-Cum> Hahaha
39:00 <Agent> Not fat, but I can't breath either caues of being sick :(
39:00 <Kelevra> I think chatting to you is making me get the manflu
39:00 <Agent> Hahaha
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm all leaking out of my nose
39:00 <Kelevra> seriously your nick should be projectile cum
39:00 <Agent> Not fat, but I can't breath either caues of being sick :(
39:00 <Kelevra> I think chatting to you is making me get the manflu
39:00 <Agent> Hahaha
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm all leaking out of my nose
39:00 <Kelevra> seriously your nick should be projectile cum
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> No it's normal cum ffs
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> It just shoots long range :)
40:00 <Kelevra> soaking the walls and poor bitches beds
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> Hahahaha
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> It's not like a hose
40:00 <Kelevra> high powered sperm just everywhere
40:00 <Kelevra> no wonder you don't fuck in cars
40:00 <Kelevra> they'd end up stinking sest pits
40:00 <Kelevra> when you said sexual joke I ultimately thought of helicoptoring sperm everywhere
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> Hahaha
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> No it's normal cum ffs
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> It just shoots long range :)
40:00 <Kelevra> soaking the walls and poor bitches beds
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> Hahahaha
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> It's not like a hose
40:00 <Kelevra> high powered sperm just everywhere
40:00 <Kelevra> when you said sexual joke I ultimately thought of helicoptoring sperm everywhere
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> Hahaha
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> No it's normal cum ffs
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> It just shoots long range :)
40:00 <Kelevra> soaking the walls and poor bitches beds
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> Hahahaha
40:00 <Projectile-Cum> It's not like a hose
40:00 <Kelevra> high powered sperm just everywhere
41:00 <Agent> It just never came up lol
41:00 <Agent> It's usually not a thing cause I usually cum inside the girl, somewhere. Pussy, mouth
41:00 <Kelevra> well shit, you need to experience it
41:00 <Kelevra> it's like a yolo thing
41:00 <Agent> Maybe you're right
41:00 <Kelevra> no wonder you don't fuck in cars
41:00 <Kelevra> they'd end up stinking sest pits
41:00 <Agent> It just never came up lol
41:00 <Agent> It's usually not a thing cause I usually cum inside the girl, somewhere. Pussy, mouth
41:00 <Kelevra> well shit, you need to experience it
41:00 <Kelevra> no wonder you don't fuck in cars
41:00 <Kelevra> they'd end up stinking sest pits
41:00 <Agent> It just never came up lol
41:00 <Agent> It's usually not a thing cause I usually cum inside the girl, somewhere. Pussy, mouth
41:00 <Kelevra> well shit, you need to experience it
42:00 <Kelevra> bent over a bonnet must've been the best for me when I was in my prime
42:00 <Agent> Done that all kinds of times
42:00 <Agent> I've fucked ON a car lots of times
42:00 <Agent> Just not actually inside one
42:00 <Kelevra> car sex phobia
42:00 <Agent> Not at all
42:00 <Kelevra> lies
42:00 <Kelevra> it's like a yolo thing
42:00 <Agent> Maybe you're right
42:00 <Kelevra> bent over a bonnet must've been the best for me when I was in my prime
42:00 <Agent> Done that all kinds of times
42:00 <Agent> I've fucked ON a car lots of times
42:00 <Agent> Just not actually inside one
42:00 <Kelevra> it's like a yolo thing
42:00 <Agent> Maybe you're right
42:00 <Kelevra> bent over a bonnet must've been the best for me when I was in my prime
42:00 <Agent> Done that all kinds of times
42:00 <Agent> I've fucked ON a car lots of times
42:00 <Agent> Just not actually inside one
43:00 <President_Trump> lol who fucks on cars but not in them
43:00 <Agent> If you want to come to Sydney and fuck me in my car, well, I'm a healthy red blooded male and you're an attractive horny bitch, well, I'm open to new life experiences lol
43:00 <Kelevra> lmao
43:00 <Kelevra> you're so romantic
43:00 <Agent> LOL
43:00 <Kelevra> car sex phobia
43:00 <Agent> Not at all
43:00 <Kelevra> lies
43:00 <President_Trump> lol who fucks on cars but not in them
43:00 <Agent> If you want to come to Sydney and fuck me in my car, well, I'm a healthy red blooded male and you're an attractive horny bitch, well, I'm open to new life experiences lol
43:00 <Kelevra> car sex phobia
43:00 <Agent> Not at all
43:00 <Kelevra> lies
43:00 <President_Trump> lol who fucks on cars but not in them
43:00 <Agent> If you want to come to Sydney and fuck me in my car, well, I'm a healthy red blooded male and you're an attractive horny bitch, well, I'm open to new life experiences lol
44:00 <Agent> Are you the girl who lays down across the backseat and lets the guy mount you, or are you the girl who climbs on top of the guy in the driver's seat and start riding
44:00 <Kelevra> it's like the movie notebook where the old bastards are sitting in the boat saying how much they jizzed in eachothers hair
44:00 <Agent> Or have you got some other, horny car sex idea?
44:00 <Kelevra> oh hell no, I've seen some really bad shit
44:00 <Kelevra> lmao
44:00 <Kelevra> you're so romantic
44:00 <Agent> LOL
44:00 <Agent> Are you the girl who lays down across the backseat and lets the guy mount you, or are you the girl who climbs on top of the guy in the driver's seat and start riding
44:00 <Kelevra> it's like the movie notebook where the old bastards are sitting in the boat saying how much they jizzed in eachothers hair
44:00 <Agent> Or have you got some other, horny car sex idea?
44:00 <Kelevra> lmao
44:00 <Kelevra> you're so romantic
44:00 <Agent> LOL
44:00 <Agent> Are you the girl who lays down across the backseat and lets the guy mount you, or are you the girl who climbs on top of the guy in the driver's seat and start riding
44:00 <Kelevra> it's like the movie notebook where the old bastards are sitting in the boat saying how much they jizzed in eachothers hair
44:00 <Agent> Or have you got some other, horny car sex idea?
45:00 <Kelevra> some guy tried to hit on me once in a pub and showed me his videos on his phone and there was a chick fucking a gear thingy
45:00 <Kelevra> and another fucking an exhaust
45:00 <Agent> Lol
45:00 <Kelevra> so yeah I bailed on that guy
45:00 <Agent> I've seen chicks fucking a gearstick
45:00 <Agent> I think that's a bit wierd
45:00 <Kelevra> it's sooooo weird
45:00 <Agent> How do you fuck an exhaust pipe, jesus of all the places to put your cock
45:00 <Kelevra> oh hell no, I've seen some really bad shit
45:00 <Kelevra> some guy tried to hit on me once in a pub and showed me his videos on his phone and there was a chick fucking a gear thingy
45:00 <Kelevra> and another fucking an exhaust
45:00 <Agent> Lol
45:00 <Kelevra> so yeah I bailed on that guy
45:00 <Kelevra> oh hell no, I've seen some really bad shit
45:00 <Kelevra> some guy tried to hit on me once in a pub and showed me his videos on his phone and there was a chick fucking a gear thingy
45:00 <Kelevra> and another fucking an exhaust
45:00 <Agent> Lol
45:00 <Kelevra> so yeah I bailed on that guy
46:00 <Kelevra> but I watched 'my strange addiction' and some guy fucked his car
46:00 <Agent> Hell no, give me an actual girl with an actual pussy every day
46:00 <Agent> ... especially one who can spread her legs in double jointed ways, that sounds VERY interesting
46:00 <Agent> I've seen chicks fucking a gearstick
46:00 <Agent> I think that's a bit wierd
46:00 <Kelevra> it's sooooo weird
46:00 <Agent> How do you fuck an exhaust pipe, jesus of all the places to put your cock
46:00 <Kelevra> but I watched 'my strange addiction' and some guy fucked his car
46:00 <Agent> Hell no, give me an actual girl with an actual pussy every day
46:00 <Agent> I've seen chicks fucking a gearstick
46:00 <Agent> I think that's a bit wierd
46:00 <Kelevra> it's sooooo weird
46:00 <Agent> How do you fuck an exhaust pipe, jesus of all the places to put your cock
46:00 <Kelevra> but I watched 'my strange addiction' and some guy fucked his car
46:00 <Agent> Hell no, give me an actual girl with an actual pussy every day
47:00 <Kelevra> it's fairly fucked when they do pop out on the odd occasion
47:00 <Kelevra> but it doesn't happen often thankfully
47:00 <Agent> I literally can't even imagine it
47:00 <Agent> LIke... I have no idea what effect that would have on your body
47:00 <Agent> I can't even picture it
47:00 <Kelevra> I think I'm built like a ragdoll lol
47:00 <Agent> ... especially one who can spread her legs in double jointed ways, that sounds VERY interesting
47:00 <Kelevra> it's fairly fucked when they do pop out on the odd occasion
47:00 <Kelevra> but it doesn't happen often thankfully
47:00 <Agent> I literally can't even imagine it
47:00 <Agent> ... especially one who can spread her legs in double jointed ways, that sounds VERY interesting
47:00 <Kelevra> it's fairly fucked when they do pop out on the odd occasion
47:00 <Kelevra> but it doesn't happen often thankfully
47:00 <Agent> I literally can't even imagine it
48:00 <Agent> I mean... if your hips popped out you'd lose all bodily structure. You wouldn't be able to stand. You'd fall flat, for a start, and probably in a strange position
48:00 <Kelevra> if you google the scorpian position when it comes to cheerleading thats kind of what it's like
48:00 <Agent> Popping them back IN again without having your feet grounded means you have no leverage, it'd be fucken hard to fix yourself
48:00 <Agent> LIke... I have no idea what effect that would have on your body
48:00 <Agent> I can't even picture it
48:00 <Kelevra> I think I'm built like a ragdoll lol
48:00 <Agent> I mean... if your hips popped out you'd lose all bodily structure. You wouldn't be able to stand. You'd fall flat, for a start, and probably in a strange position
48:00 <Agent> LIke... I have no idea what effect that would have on your body
48:00 <Agent> I can't even picture it
48:00 <Kelevra> I think I'm built like a ragdoll lol
48:00 <Agent> I mean... if your hips popped out you'd lose all bodily structure. You wouldn't be able to stand. You'd fall flat, for a start, and probably in a strange position
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah well when it happens during sex usually the guy will hold me while I get them back into joint
49:00 <getuphimbro> heh lamers
49:00 <Kelevra> I've never been dropped
49:00 <fbihui> hmm thats better
49:00 <fbihui> nice fresh install
49:00 <Kelevra> if you google the scorpian position when it comes to cheerleading thats kind of what it's like
49:00 <Agent> Popping them back IN again without having your feet grounded means you have no leverage, it'd be fucken hard to fix yourself
49:00 <Kelevra> if you google the scorpian position when it comes to cheerleading thats kind of what it's like
49:00 <Agent> Popping them back IN again without having your feet grounded means you have no leverage, it'd be fucken hard to fix yourself
50:00 <Agent> If you do that with both legs at the same time
50:00 <fbihui> this os runs lots faster too
50:00 <fbihui> a lot faster
50:00 <Agent> I reckon that's about as wide open and presented as a girl can make herself lol
50:00 <Kelevra> pretty much
50:00 <Kelevra> but it's not something I'd do every time I have sex and it depends
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah well when it happens during sex usually the guy will hold me while I get them back into joint
50:00 <getuphimbro> heh lamers
50:00 <Kelevra> I've never been dropped
50:00 <fbihui> hmm thats better
50:00 <fbihui> nice fresh install
50:00 <Agent> If you do that with both legs at the same time
50:00 <fbihui> this os runs lots faster too
50:00 <fbihui> a lot faster
50:00 <Agent> I reckon that's about as wide open and presented as a girl can make herself lol
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah well when it happens during sex usually the guy will hold me while I get them back into joint
50:00 <getuphimbro> heh lamers
50:00 <Kelevra> I've never been dropped
50:00 <fbihui> hmm thats better
50:00 <fbihui> nice fresh install
50:00 <Agent> If you do that with both legs at the same time
50:00 <fbihui> this os runs lots faster too
50:00 <fbihui> a lot faster
50:00 <Agent> I reckon that's about as wide open and presented as a girl can make herself lol
51:00 <Kelevra> cause if my partner has the smallest willy to mankind it can imaprove his misfortune
51:00 <Agent> Must feel great to be fucked in that position... would get super deep, hit lots of spots
51:00 <Kelevra> improve*
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah
51:00 <fbihui> Kelevra is one of those girls who goes around complaining her husband has a small willy and can't do nothing for her 
51:00 <Kelevra> pretty much
51:00 <Kelevra> but it's not something I'd do every time I have sex and it depends
51:00 <Kelevra> cause if my partner has the smallest willy to mankind it can imaprove his misfortune
51:00 <Agent> Must feel great to be fucked in that position... would get super deep, hit lots of spots
51:00 <Kelevra> improve*
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah
51:00 <Kelevra> pretty much
51:00 <Kelevra> but it's not something I'd do every time I have sex and it depends
51:00 <Kelevra> cause if my partner has the smallest willy to mankind it can imaprove his misfortune
51:00 <Agent> Must feel great to be fucked in that position... would get super deep, hit lots of spots
51:00 <Kelevra> improve*
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah
52:00 <fbihui> LOlolol
52:00 <Kelevra> I don't have a husband nor partner
52:00 <fbihui> 3wah wah wah
52:00 <fbihui> is this all you talk about
52:00 <Kelevra> I'm not whinging
52:00 <fbihui> Kelevra is one of those girls who goes around complaining her husband has a small willy and can't do nothing for her 
52:00 <fbihui> LOlolol
52:00 <Kelevra> I don't have a husband nor partner
52:00 <fbihui> Kelevra is one of those girls who goes around complaining her husband has a small willy and can't do nothing for her 
52:00 <fbihui> LOlolol
52:00 <Kelevra> I don't have a husband nor partner
53:00 <Kelevra> no we were actually discussing how much of a fucking dick you're being
53:00 <fbihui> you probable run windows
53:00 <fbihui> lololol
53:00 <fbihui> 3wah wah wah
53:00 <fbihui> is this all you talk about
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm not whinging
53:00 <Kelevra> no we were actually discussing how much of a fucking dick you're being
53:00 <fbihui> 3wah wah wah
53:00 <fbihui> is this all you talk about
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm not whinging
53:00 <Kelevra> no we were actually discussing how much of a fucking dick you're being
54:00 <Kelevra> what?
54:00 <fbihui> you probable run windows
54:00 <fbihui> lololol
54:00 <Kelevra> what?
54:00 <fbihui> you probable run windows
54:00 <fbihui> lololol
54:00 <Kelevra> what?
55:00 <fbihui> what what
55:00 <fbihui> ??AS$?4
55:00 <Kelevra> are you high or just fucking stupid?
56:00 <fbihui> what what
56:00 <fbihui> ??AS$?4
56:00 <Kelevra> are you high or just fucking stupid?
56:00 <fbihui> what what
56:00 <fbihui> ??AS$?4
56:00 <Kelevra> are you high or just fucking stupid?
57:00 <President_Trump> is that u piss?
57:00 <President_Trump> is that u piss?
57:00 <President_Trump> is that u piss?
58:00 <fbihui> -Kelevra- VERSION mIRC v7.46
58:00 <fbihui> runs windows
58:00 <fbihui> cant even install an os
58:00 <fbihui> -Kelevra- VERSION mIRC v7.46
58:00 <fbihui> runs windows
58:00 <fbihui> -Kelevra- VERSION mIRC v7.46
58:00 <fbihui> runs windows
59:00 <fbihui> cant even install an os
59:00 <fbihui> cant even install an os
26:00 <getuphimbro> shut up lamer
26:00 <getuphimbro> shut up lamer
26:00 <getuphimbro> shut up lamer
29:00 <getuphimbro> fuck you methys can talk some epic bullshit
29:00 <getuphimbro> refund costs for my wasted bandwidth 
03:00 <Xaphan> ah i see kel finally went to sleep lol
03:00 <Xaphan> ah i see kel finally went to sleep lol
03:00 <Xaphan> ah i see kel finally went to sleep lol
05:00 <getuphimbro> heh
05:00 <getuphimbro> heh
05:00 <getuphimbro> heh
08:00 <getuphimbro> lamer
08:00 <getuphimbro> lamer
08:00 <getuphimbro> lamer
10:00 <Xaphan> i love you too.
11:00 <Xaphan> i love you too.
11:00 <Xaphan> i love you too.
12:00 <getuphimbro> who r u
13:00 <Xaphan> i am me, who are you?
13:00 <getuphimbro> i am me you are not me u r u
13:00 <getuphimbro> who r u
13:00 <Xaphan> i am me, who are you?
13:00 <getuphimbro> who r u
13:00 <Xaphan> i am me, who are you?
14:00 <getuphimbro> i am me you are not me u r u
14:00 <getuphimbro> i am me you are not me u r u
16:00 <getuphimbro> who r u
17:00 <getuphimbro> who r u
17:00 <getuphimbro> who r u
19:00 <getuphimbro> state ur asl name address and phone number and and
19:00 <getuphimbro> state ur asl name address and phone number and and
19:00 <getuphimbro> state ur asl name address and phone number and and
22:00 <Xaphan> 275/transexual/zimbabwe
22:00 <Xaphan> we dont have addresses, we have huts, and as for phone numbers..
23:00 <getuphimbro> coward
23:00 <getuphimbro> female circumcision must be enforced
23:00 <Xaphan> 275/transexual/zimbabwe
23:00 <Xaphan> we dont have addresses, we have huts, and as for phone numbers..
23:00 <getuphimbro> coward
23:00 <Xaphan> 275/transexual/zimbabwe
23:00 <Xaphan> we dont have addresses, we have huts, and as for phone numbers..
23:00 <getuphimbro> coward
24:00 <getuphimbro> female circumcision must be enforced
24:00 <getuphimbro> female circumcision must be enforced
32:00 <getuphimbro> no inspiration for nick sooo u choose name of ya mums medicine or whatever kid'd
33:00 <getuphimbro> no inspiration for nick sooo u choose name of ya mums medicine or whatever kid'd
33:00 <getuphimbro> no inspiration for nick sooo u choose name of ya mums medicine or whatever kid'd
39:00 <Xaphan> that would be Xanax, or something.
39:00 <Xaphan> go and google what Xaphan is
39:00 <Xaphan> * Added *!*@46.101.4271FD.92ED6F to ignore list
39:00 <Xaphan> easiest way to deal with you
39:00 <Xaphan> that would be Xanax, or something.
39:00 <Xaphan> go and google what Xaphan is
39:00 <Xaphan> * Added *!*@46.101.4271FD.92ED6F to ignore list
39:00 <Xaphan> easiest way to deal with you
39:00 <Xaphan> that would be Xanax, or something.
39:00 <Xaphan> go and google what Xaphan is
39:00 <Xaphan> * Added *!*@46.101.4271FD.92ED6F to ignore list
39:00 <Xaphan> easiest way to deal with you
42:00 <getuphimbro> lol
42:00 <getuphimbro> easiest way to deal with u. cumshot to ya face lol
42:00 <getuphimbro> lol
42:00 <getuphimbro> lol
43:00 <getuphimbro> easiest way to deal with u. cumshot to ya face lol
43:00 <getuphimbro> easiest way to deal with u. cumshot to ya face lol
03:00 <Glenn> getuphimbro... time to cool it.
05:00 <partay> yeah
06:00 <partay> yeah
06:00 <partay> yeah
09:00 <mozza> morning all
09:00 <Glenn> Hi mozza
09:00 <mozza> morning all
09:00 <mozza> morning all
10:00 <mozza> hello Glenn, how are you
10:00 <Glenn> At work... :P
10:00 <mozza> haha then work !!!
11:00 <partay> lumeah GTFO
11:00 <partay> im working from home today
11:00 <partay> with the emphasis on working 
11:00 <lumeah2> partay: get to fucking work 
11:00 <lumeah2> Lirs
11:00 <lumeah2> Lies 
11:00 <mozza> haha then work !!!
11:00 <partay> lumeah GTFO
11:00 <partay> im working from home today
11:00 <partay> with the emphasis on working 
11:00 <lumeah2> partay: get to fucking work 
11:00 <mozza> haha then work !!!
11:00 <partay> lumeah GTFO
11:00 <partay> im working from home today
11:00 <partay> with the emphasis on working 
11:00 <lumeah2> partay: get to fucking work 
12:00 <partay> well i did just put a new wheels on my racecar
12:00 <lumeah2> Lirs
12:00 <lumeah2> Lies 
12:00 <partay> well i did just put a new wheels on my racecar
12:00 <lumeah2> Lirs
12:00 <lumeah2> Lies 
12:00 <partay> well i did just put a new wheels on my racecar
20:00 <partay> Glenn how do you flip burgers and irc at the ame time ?
22:00 <Glenn> Mouse in one hand, flipper in the other. Not so hard.
23:00 <partay> wow multi talented 
24:00 <partay> I can see why you have ops 
24:00 <partay> wow multi talented 
24:00 <partay> I can see why you have ops 
24:00 <partay> wow multi talented 
24:00 <partay> I can see why you have ops 
16:00 <partay> what a glorious day 
17:00 <Tim-Sim> lucky you, it's pissing rain here
17:00 <partay> what a glorious day 
17:00 <partay> what a glorious day 
18:00 <Tim-Sim> lucky you, it's pissing rain here
18:00 <Tim-Sim> lucky you, it's pissing rain here
19:00 <Glenn> Half a notch above a snowfall here :(
19:00 <partay> it's 26°C and not a cloud in the sky
20:00 <partay> perfection
20:00 <partay> it's 26°C and not a cloud in the sky
20:00 <partay> perfection
20:00 <partay> it's 26°C and not a cloud in the sky
20:00 <partay> perfection
22:00 <partay> typical winters day in QLD 
22:00 <HellFury> man what a night
22:00 <HellFury> i am gonna crawl back off to bed i think
23:00 <partay> typical winters day in QLD 
23:00 <HellFury> man what a night
23:00 <HellFury> i am gonna crawl back off to bed i think
23:00 <partay> typical winters day in QLD 
23:00 <HellFury> man what a night
23:00 <HellFury> i am gonna crawl back off to bed i think
24:00 <psidawg> yes thats a good idea for a bear
25:00 <psidawg> hibernate in winter
25:00 <psidawg> =}
25:00 <HellFury> or someone who just spent 5 fucking hrs in the ER
25:00 <partay> tomoato sauce bottle removal ?
25:00 <HellFury> no dislocated and locked jaw
25:00 <psidawg> yes thats a good idea for a bear
25:00 <psidawg> hibernate in winter
25:00 <psidawg> =}
25:00 <HellFury> or someone who just spent 5 fucking hrs in the ER
25:00 <psidawg> yes thats a good idea for a bear
25:00 <psidawg> hibernate in winter
25:00 <psidawg> =}
25:00 <HellFury> or someone who just spent 5 fucking hrs in the ER
26:00 <HellFury> happened at 9
26:00 <psidawg> lol
26:00 <partay> didnt make eggs quick enough ?
26:00 <psidawg> wtf?
26:00 <HellFury> no
26:00 <HellFury> i yawned and it dislocated and then locked into place
26:00 <psidawg> a jew cant be both dislocated n lockd at the same time
26:00 <psidawg> doesnt make sense
26:00 <HellFury> from what they said
26:00 <psidawg> if a jaw is dislocated, it cant be lockd
26:00 <psidawg> HAHAHHA
26:00 <HellFury> when i yawned the jaw went left to right and then a cramp hit
26:00 <partay> ouch
26:00 <partay> tomoato sauce bottle removal ?
26:00 <HellFury> no dislocated and locked jaw
26:00 <HellFury> happened at 9
26:00 <psidawg> lol
26:00 <partay> didnt make eggs quick enough ?
26:00 <psidawg> wtf?
26:00 <HellFury> no
26:00 <HellFury> i yawned and it dislocated and then locked into place
26:00 <psidawg> a jew cant be both dislocated n lockd at the same time
26:00 <psidawg> doesnt make sense
26:00 <partay> tomoato sauce bottle removal ?
26:00 <HellFury> no dislocated and locked jaw
26:00 <HellFury> happened at 9
26:00 <psidawg> lol
26:00 <partay> didnt make eggs quick enough ?
26:00 <psidawg> wtf?
26:00 <HellFury> no
26:00 <HellFury> i yawned and it dislocated and then locked into place
26:00 <psidawg> a jew cant be both dislocated n lockd at the same time
26:00 <psidawg> doesnt make sense
27:00 <partay> are you ok now 
27:00 <HellFury> so the muscle prevented it from going back into position
27:00 <HellFury> sore as hell but i think so
27:00 <HellFury> i just have to be really careful
27:00 <partay> how are you going to perform your wifely duties?
27:00 <HellFury> he doesn't care
27:00 <HellFury> he was with me until 3 am when i got discharged
27:00 <HellFury> from what they said
27:00 <psidawg> if a jaw is dislocated, it cant be lockd
27:00 <psidawg> HAHAHHA
27:00 <HellFury> when i yawned the jaw went left to right and then a cramp hit
27:00 <partay> ouch
27:00 <partay> are you ok now 
27:00 <HellFury> so the muscle prevented it from going back into position
27:00 <HellFury> sore as hell but i think so
27:00 <HellFury> i just have to be really careful
27:00 <HellFury> from what they said
27:00 <psidawg> if a jaw is dislocated, it cant be lockd
27:00 <psidawg> HAHAHHA
27:00 <HellFury> when i yawned the jaw went left to right and then a cramp hit
27:00 <partay> ouch
27:00 <partay> are you ok now 
27:00 <HellFury> so the muscle prevented it from going back into position
27:00 <HellFury> sore as hell but i think so
27:00 <HellFury> i just have to be really careful
28:00 <HellFury> i got to hospital at 10 pm
28:00 <HellFury> been with him 10 yrs sex isn't a priority
28:00 <partay> how are you going to perform your wifely duties?
28:00 <HellFury> he doesn't care
28:00 <HellFury> he was with me until 3 am when i got discharged
28:00 <HellFury> i got to hospital at 10 pm
28:00 <partay> how are you going to perform your wifely duties?
28:00 <HellFury> he doesn't care
28:00 <HellFury> he was with me until 3 am when i got discharged
28:00 <HellFury> i got to hospital at 10 pm
29:00 <partay> ?\
29:00 <HellFury> not married
29:00 <HellFury> he is just a boyfriend
29:00 <HellFury> been with him 10 yrs sex isn't a priority
29:00 <HellFury> been with him 10 yrs sex isn't a priority
30:00 <HellFury> and sex is not a high priorty
30:00 <partay> wow
30:00 <HellFury> its life always been like that doesn't bother me
30:00 <partay> ?\
30:00 <HellFury> not married
30:00 <HellFury> he is just a boyfriend
30:00 <HellFury> and sex is not a high priorty
30:00 <partay> wow
30:00 <partay> ?\
30:00 <HellFury> not married
30:00 <HellFury> he is just a boyfriend
30:00 <HellFury> and sex is not a high priorty
30:00 <partay> wow
31:00 <HellFury> its life always been like that doesn't bother me
31:00 <HellFury> its life always been like that doesn't bother me
33:00 <partay> all good
34:00 <partay> i wasnt judging
34:00 <HellFury> propofol wearing off
34:00 <HellFury> i can feel the left side of body caning lol
34:00 <partay> all good
34:00 <partay> i wasnt judging
34:00 <partay> all good
34:00 <partay> i wasnt judging
35:00 <HellFury> i didn't feel the IV while it was in now tho i can
35:00 <HellFury> propofol wearing off
35:00 <HellFury> i can feel the left side of body caning lol
35:00 <HellFury> i didn't feel the IV while it was in now tho i can
35:00 <HellFury> propofol wearing off
35:00 <HellFury> i can feel the left side of body caning lol
35:00 <HellFury> i didn't feel the IV while it was in now tho i can
39:00 <partay> well take a bex, have a cup of tea and a good lay down
39:00 <HellFury> i was advised not to take anything strong until body clears of the propofol....apart from diabetic meds
39:00 <partay> well take a bex, have a cup of tea and a good lay down
39:00 <partay> well take a bex, have a cup of tea and a good lay down
40:00 <HellFury> but fuck it i will take 2 calmative and just go with the flow
40:00 <partay> yep
40:00 <partay> you'll be right
40:00 <HellFury> yeh just gotta take it easy i hate the neck brace tho lol
40:00 <partay> holy shit
40:00 <partay> you're a cluster fuck
40:00 <HellFury> i was advised not to take anything strong until body clears of the propofol....apart from diabetic meds
40:00 <HellFury> but fuck it i will take 2 calmative and just go with the flow
40:00 <partay> yep
40:00 <partay> you'll be right
40:00 <HellFury> i was advised not to take anything strong until body clears of the propofol....apart from diabetic meds
40:00 <HellFury> but fuck it i will take 2 calmative and just go with the flow
40:00 <partay> yep
40:00 <partay> you'll be right
41:00 <HellFury> yeh has to stay on til 3 am tomorrow
41:00 <partay> arent you
41:00 <partay> youre not a teenager anymore 
41:00 <partay> take it easy
41:00 <HellFury> lol i'm ok i don't do the heavy pain relief unless i need to
41:00 <HellFury> yeh just gotta take it easy i hate the neck brace tho lol
41:00 <partay> holy shit
41:00 <partay> you're a cluster fuck
41:00 <HellFury> yeh has to stay on til 3 am tomorrow
41:00 <partay> arent you
41:00 <HellFury> yeh just gotta take it easy i hate the neck brace tho lol
41:00 <partay> holy shit
41:00 <partay> you're a cluster fuck
41:00 <HellFury> yeh has to stay on til 3 am tomorrow
41:00 <partay> arent you
42:00 <HellFury> i can usually tolerate the pain but yeh today i'm not
42:00 <partay> youre not a teenager anymore 
42:00 <partay> take it easy
42:00 <HellFury> lol i'm ok i don't do the heavy pain relief unless i need to
42:00 <partay> youre not a teenager anymore 
42:00 <partay> take it easy
42:00 <HellFury> lol i'm ok i don't do the heavy pain relief unless i need to
43:00 <partay> no need to if you dont have too
43:00 <HellFury> well yeh
43:00 <HellFury> i only take them if headache is bad and it is on top of sore jaw
43:00 <HellFury> i can usually tolerate the pain but yeh today i'm not
43:00 <partay> no need to if you dont have too
43:00 <HellFury> well yeh
43:00 <HellFury> i can usually tolerate the pain but yeh today i'm not
43:00 <partay> no need to if you dont have too
43:00 <HellFury> well yeh
44:00 <HellFury> i brb
44:00 <HellFury> phone going off
44:00 <HellFury> i only take them if headache is bad and it is on top of sore jaw
44:00 <HellFury> i brb
44:00 <HellFury> phone going off
44:00 <HellFury> i only take them if headache is bad and it is on top of sore jaw
44:00 <HellFury> i brb
44:00 <HellFury> phone going off
55:00 <partay> beage how's the grubs ?
55:00 <partay> beage how's the grubs ?
55:00 <partay> beage how's the grubs ?
18:00 <partay> bring back the old Tim-Sim
18:00 <partay> bring back the old Tim-Sim
18:00 <partay> bring back the old Tim-Sim
28:00 <Tim-Sim1> what old Tim-Sim1?
28:00 <Tim-Sim1> what old Tim-Sim1?
28:00 <Tim-Sim1> what old Tim-Sim1?
27:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
28:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
28:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
54:00 <Kelevra> so quiet in here today, is everyone rugged up in bed or something
55:00 <Agent> I was
55:00 <Agent> Got up about an hour ago
55:00 <getuphimbro> heh
55:00 <Kelevra> lazyyyyy
55:00 <Agent> not lazy
55:00 <Agent> Sick :(
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah true, I gorgot
55:00 <getuphimbro> agent please dont waste my bandwidth
55:00 <Kelevra> feeling any better today?
55:00 <Kelevra> shhh getuphimbro
55:00 <Agent> Nup
55:00 <getuphimbro> last night u were goin offhead
55:00 <Agent> Got drugs at least
55:00 <Agent> Went to doccers and got meds
55:00 <getuphimbro> so many kb's of text
55:00 <Agent> Will get better after today I hope
55:00 <Kelevra> when I'm sick i can take anything
55:00 <Kelevra> can't*
55:00 <Kelevra> so quiet in here today, is everyone rugged up in bed or something
55:00 <Agent> I was
55:00 <Agent> Got up about an hour ago
55:00 <getuphimbro> heh
55:00 <Kelevra> lazyyyyy
55:00 <Agent> not lazy
55:00 <Agent> Sick :(
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah true, I gorgot
55:00 <getuphimbro> agent please dont waste my bandwidth
55:00 <Kelevra> feeling any better today?
55:00 <Kelevra> so quiet in here today, is everyone rugged up in bed or something
55:00 <Agent> I was
55:00 <Agent> Got up about an hour ago
55:00 <getuphimbro> heh
55:00 <Kelevra> lazyyyyy
55:00 <Agent> not lazy
55:00 <Agent> Sick :(
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah true, I gorgot
55:00 <getuphimbro> agent please dont waste my bandwidth
55:00 <Kelevra> feeling any better today?
56:00 <getuphimbro> hiv
56:00 <getuphimbro> isnt it
56:00 <Kelevra> I can only use kwaan long
56:00 <Agent> I've got pills and antibiotics and stuff
56:00 <Kelevra> it's like vix but you can't put it on your skin
56:00 <Agent> Gotta eat 'em with every meal etc
56:00 <getuphimbro> lolllll
56:00 <Kelevra> so you'll end up heaps fat?
56:00 <getuphimbro> stick to western medicine 
56:00 <Agent> I like vicks, it works alright
56:00 <Kelevra> shhh getuphimbro
56:00 <Agent> Nup
56:00 <getuphimbro> last night u were goin offhead
56:00 <Agent> Got drugs at least
56:00 <Agent> Went to doccers and got meds
56:00 <getuphimbro> so many kb's of text
56:00 <Agent> Will get better after today I hope
56:00 <Kelevra> when I'm sick i can take anything
56:00 <Kelevra> can't*
56:00 <getuphimbro> hiv
56:00 <getuphimbro> isnt it
56:00 <Kelevra> I can only use kwaan long
56:00 <Agent> I've got pills and antibiotics and stuff
56:00 <Kelevra> shhh getuphimbro
56:00 <Agent> Nup
56:00 <getuphimbro> last night u were goin offhead
56:00 <Agent> Got drugs at least
56:00 <Agent> Went to doccers and got meds
56:00 <getuphimbro> so many kb's of text
56:00 <Agent> Will get better after today I hope
56:00 <Kelevra> when I'm sick i can take anything
56:00 <Kelevra> can't*
56:00 <getuphimbro> hiv
56:00 <getuphimbro> isnt it
56:00 <Kelevra> I can only use kwaan long
56:00 <Agent> I've got pills and antibiotics and stuff
57:00 <Agent> Lol fat
57:00 <Agent> It's just pills lol
57:00 <Kelevra> this shit I use is better, I think it's illegal here though
57:00 <getuphimbro> lol at antibiotics
57:00 <Kelevra> but my stepmum got into the country so maybe it's not
57:00 <Agent> Dude, I'm not gonna use Ice to cure a chest infection :P
57:00 <getuphimbro> i havent been sick for years
57:00 <getuphimbro> weak as
57:00 <Kelevra> it's like vix but you can't put it on your skin
57:00 <Agent> Gotta eat 'em with every meal etc
57:00 <getuphimbro> lolllll
57:00 <Kelevra> so you'll end up heaps fat?
57:00 <getuphimbro> stick to western medicine 
57:00 <Agent> I like vicks, it works alright
57:00 <Agent> Lol fat
57:00 <Agent> It's just pills lol
57:00 <Kelevra> this shit I use is better, I think it's illegal here though
57:00 <getuphimbro> lol at antibiotics
57:00 <Kelevra> but my stepmum got into the country so maybe it's not
57:00 <Kelevra> it's like vix but you can't put it on your skin
57:00 <Agent> Gotta eat 'em with every meal etc
57:00 <getuphimbro> lolllll
57:00 <Kelevra> so you'll end up heaps fat?
57:00 <getuphimbro> stick to western medicine 
57:00 <Agent> I like vicks, it works alright
57:00 <Agent> Lol fat
57:00 <Agent> It's just pills lol
57:00 <Kelevra> this shit I use is better, I think it's illegal here though
57:00 <getuphimbro> lol at antibiotics
57:00 <Kelevra> but my stepmum got into the country so maybe it's not
58:00 <Kelevra> if you used ice you'd probably end up getting worse
58:00 <Agent> Yeh
58:00 <Kelevra> drugs weaken the immune system
58:00 <getuphimbro> if u didnt rant on irc through the night
58:00 <Agent> I don't smoke anything
58:00 <getuphimbro> might assist ur recovery
58:00 <Kelevra> getuphimbro you're just jealous no cunt wanted to chat to you
58:00 <getuphimbro> bed rest is advised. and no more rants
58:00 <Kelevra> cause you can be pretty boring
58:00 <getuphimbro> no i was asleep
58:00 <Agent> Dude, I'm not gonna use Ice to cure a chest infection :P
58:00 <getuphimbro> i havent been sick for years
58:00 <getuphimbro> weak as
58:00 <Kelevra> if you used ice you'd probably end up getting worse
58:00 <Agent> Yeh
58:00 <Kelevra> drugs weaken the immune system
58:00 <getuphimbro> if u didnt rant on irc through the night
58:00 <Agent> I don't smoke anything
58:00 <getuphimbro> might assist ur recovery
58:00 <Agent> Dude, I'm not gonna use Ice to cure a chest infection :P
58:00 <getuphimbro> i havent been sick for years
58:00 <getuphimbro> weak as
58:00 <Kelevra> if you used ice you'd probably end up getting worse
58:00 <Agent> Yeh
58:00 <Kelevra> drugs weaken the immune system
58:00 <getuphimbro> if u didnt rant on irc through the night
58:00 <Agent> I don't smoke anything
58:00 <getuphimbro> might assist ur recovery
59:00 <Kelevra> well then how'd you know he was chatting?
59:00 <Kelevra> bit strange
59:00 <Agent> Getuphimbro, if I told you that the difference between you and me is the difference between a rant and a conversation, would you be smart enough to know what I meant?
59:00 <getuphimbro> checked fone after got up for a piss im like woahhh meth must b good atm
59:00 <Kelevra> do you read your logs in the morning with a coffeeinstead of the newspaper?
59:00 <getuphimbro> agent. come on.
59:00 <getuphimbro> you speak utter rubbish
59:00 <Kelevra> getuphimbro you're just jealous no cunt wanted to chat to you
59:00 <getuphimbro> bed rest is advised. and no more rants
59:00 <Kelevra> cause you can be pretty boring
59:00 <getuphimbro> no i was asleep
59:00 <Kelevra> well then how'd you know he was chatting?
59:00 <Kelevra> bit strange
59:00 <Agent> Getuphimbro, if I told you that the difference between you and me is the difference between a rant and a conversation, would you be smart enough to know what I meant?
59:00 <getuphimbro> checked fone after got up for a piss im like woahhh meth must b good atm
59:00 <Kelevra> getuphimbro you're just jealous no cunt wanted to chat to you
59:00 <getuphimbro> bed rest is advised. and no more rants
59:00 <Kelevra> cause you can be pretty boring
59:00 <getuphimbro> no i was asleep
59:00 <Kelevra> well then how'd you know he was chatting?
59:00 <Kelevra> bit strange
59:00 <Agent> Getuphimbro, if I told you that the difference between you and me is the difference between a rant and a conversation, would you be smart enough to know what I meant?
59:00 <getuphimbro> checked fone after got up for a piss im like woahhh meth must b good atm
00:00 <Agent> So no, then.
00:00 <Agent> I didn't really expect you to be
00:00 <Kelevra> shit brb my daughter just told me 'to look @ the water on the tv' I hope it's not bad, wish me luck
00:00 <getuphimbro> sex. psuedo intellectual stuff from wiki.
00:00 <getuphimbro> repeat
00:00 <Agent> Lol K
00:00 <Agent> gl
00:00 <Kelevra> eh it wasn't bad thankgod
00:00 <Kelevra> do you read your logs in the morning with a coffeeinstead of the newspaper?
00:00 <getuphimbro> agent. come on.
00:00 <getuphimbro> you speak utter rubbish
00:00 <Agent> So no, then.
00:00 <Agent> I didn't really expect you to be
00:00 <Kelevra> shit brb my daughter just told me 'to look @ the water on the tv' I hope it's not bad, wish me luck
00:00 <getuphimbro> sex. psuedo intellectual stuff from wiki.
00:00 <getuphimbro> repeat
00:00 <Agent> Lol K
00:00 <Agent> gl
00:00 <Kelevra> do you read your logs in the morning with a coffeeinstead of the newspaper?
00:00 <getuphimbro> agent. come on.
00:00 <getuphimbro> you speak utter rubbish
00:00 <Agent> So no, then.
00:00 <Agent> I didn't really expect you to be
00:00 <Kelevra> shit brb my daughter just told me 'to look @ the water on the tv' I hope it's not bad, wish me luck
00:00 <getuphimbro> sex. psuedo intellectual stuff from wiki.
00:00 <getuphimbro> repeat
00:00 <Agent> Lol K
00:00 <Agent> gl
01:00 <Kelevra> she's such a stresshead
01:00 <Agent> That you think everything I say must come from a wiki reflects only your own incapacities. Someone wrote those wikis. What makes you believe it couldn't be someone like me?
01:00 <Kelevra> she always dobs in my youngest 'ellie did stinkies, ellie spilt water'
01:00 <Kelevra> but when she breaks two tablets it
01:00 <Agent> Lol K
01:00 <Kelevra> s like nahhh not meeeee
01:00 <Agent> Kids mate
01:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're fkn liars and leeches
01:00 <Kelevra> lol
01:00 <Agent> All true :)
01:00 <Kelevra> eh it wasn't bad thankgod
01:00 <Kelevra> she's such a stresshead
01:00 <Agent> That you think everything I say must come from a wiki reflects only your own incapacities. Someone wrote those wikis. What makes you believe it couldn't be someone like me?
01:00 <Kelevra> she always dobs in my youngest 'ellie did stinkies, ellie spilt water'
01:00 <Kelevra> but when she breaks two tablets it
01:00 <Kelevra> eh it wasn't bad thankgod
01:00 <Kelevra> she's such a stresshead
01:00 <Agent> That you think everything I say must come from a wiki reflects only your own incapacities. Someone wrote those wikis. What makes you believe it couldn't be someone like me?
01:00 <Kelevra> she always dobs in my youngest 'ellie did stinkies, ellie spilt water'
01:00 <Kelevra> but when she breaks two tablets it
02:00 <getuphimbro> id like to do a study and comparison between irc babies and fb babies
02:00 <getuphimbro> what do you think?
02:00 <Agent> Lol K
02:00 <Kelevra> s like nahhh not meeeee
02:00 <Agent> Kids mate
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're fkn liars and leeches
02:00 <Kelevra> lol
02:00 <Agent> All true :)
02:00 <Agent> Lol K
02:00 <Kelevra> s like nahhh not meeeee
02:00 <Agent> Kids mate
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're fkn liars and leeches
02:00 <Kelevra> lol
02:00 <Agent> All true :)
03:00 <SSS> Kelevra any word from the ex as of late?
03:00 <getuphimbro> a long ranging study follow them into adulthood
03:00 <Kelevra> nah but I did find some more stuff he forgot here
03:00 <Kelevra> see the stupid was taking food out of my kids mouths and left his iphone here
03:00 <getuphimbro> id like to do a study and comparison between irc babies and fb babies
03:00 <getuphimbro> what do you think?
03:00 <SSS> Kelevra any word from the ex as of late?
03:00 <getuphimbro> a long ranging study follow them into adulthood
03:00 <getuphimbro> id like to do a study and comparison between irc babies and fb babies
03:00 <getuphimbro> what do you think?
03:00 <SSS> Kelevra any word from the ex as of late?
03:00 <getuphimbro> a long ranging study follow them into adulthood
04:00 <getuphimbro> there would be many similarities
04:00 <Kelevra> so I'm charging it, booting it up and might sell or give it to the kids
04:00 <Kelevra> dunno what I'll do with his clothes and cricket shit
04:00 <Kelevra> my dads a hoarder he can have that shit
04:00 <getuphimbro> LOL
04:00 <Kelevra> nah but I did find some more stuff he forgot here
04:00 <Kelevra> see the stupid was taking food out of my kids mouths and left his iphone here
04:00 <getuphimbro> there would be many similarities
04:00 <Kelevra> so I'm charging it, booting it up and might sell or give it to the kids
04:00 <Kelevra> dunno what I'll do with his clothes and cricket shit
04:00 <Kelevra> nah but I did find some more stuff he forgot here
04:00 <Kelevra> see the stupid was taking food out of my kids mouths and left his iphone here
04:00 <getuphimbro> there would be many similarities
04:00 <Kelevra> so I'm charging it, booting it up and might sell or give it to the kids
04:00 <Kelevra> dunno what I'll do with his clothes and cricket shit
05:00 <Agent> Meh
05:00 <Agent> If it's a collection it might be worth something
05:00 <Agent> Sell it
05:00 <Kelevra> oh speaking of fb, that guy the one who told me all that dodgy shit about my ex turned more weird than all dick pics
05:00 <getuphimbro> u should work in a brothel
05:00 <Kelevra> I think he's a spy for my ex
05:00 <getuphimbro> more organised
05:00 <Kelevra> I don't think it's a collection, it's just random books about cricket and a big ass pic I bought him
05:00 <Kelevra> my dads a hoarder he can have that shit
05:00 <getuphimbro> LOL
05:00 <Agent> Meh
05:00 <Agent> If it's a collection it might be worth something
05:00 <Agent> Sell it
05:00 <Kelevra> oh speaking of fb, that guy the one who told me all that dodgy shit about my ex turned more weird than all dick pics
05:00 <getuphimbro> u should work in a brothel
05:00 <Kelevra> I think he's a spy for my ex
05:00 <getuphimbro> more organised
05:00 <Kelevra> my dads a hoarder he can have that shit
05:00 <getuphimbro> LOL
05:00 <Agent> Meh
05:00 <Agent> If it's a collection it might be worth something
05:00 <Agent> Sell it
05:00 <Kelevra> oh speaking of fb, that guy the one who told me all that dodgy shit about my ex turned more weird than all dick pics
05:00 <getuphimbro> u should work in a brothel
05:00 <Kelevra> I think he's a spy for my ex
05:00 <getuphimbro> more organised
06:00 <Agent> Well I thought it was more or less decided that barring him altogether was a smart play :)
06:00 <Kelevra> how boring would it be to read a fucking book about cricket
06:00 <Agent> I think it would be boring, but I'm sure I have life interests that captivate me that someone else would find boring too :)
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm interesting as fuck
06:00 <Kelevra> just sayin :P
06:00 <Agent> lol
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't think it's a collection, it's just random books about cricket and a big ass pic I bought him
06:00 <Agent> Well I thought it was more or less decided that barring him altogether was a smart play :)
06:00 <Kelevra> how boring would it be to read a fucking book about cricket
06:00 <Agent> I think it would be boring, but I'm sure I have life interests that captivate me that someone else would find boring too :)
06:00 <Kelevra> I don't think it's a collection, it's just random books about cricket and a big ass pic I bought him
06:00 <Agent> Well I thought it was more or less decided that barring him altogether was a smart play :)
06:00 <Kelevra> how boring would it be to read a fucking book about cricket
06:00 <Agent> I think it would be boring, but I'm sure I have life interests that captivate me that someone else would find boring too :)
07:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm fairly sure my ex thought irc was boring
07:00 <Agent> It is, for the most part
07:00 <Kelevra> but shit he even liked playing bingo which shit me
07:00 <Agent> Mostly slooding, which is fun for its own value but not entirely fulfilling
07:00 <Agent> Bingo lol
07:00 <Kelevra> I went once and it was like an attack of numbers
07:00 <Kelevra> the lady sounded like a fkn rapper, I couldn't keep up
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm interesting as fuck
07:00 <Kelevra> just sayin :P
07:00 <Agent> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm fairly sure my ex thought irc was boring
07:00 <Agent> It is, for the most part
07:00 <Kelevra> but shit he even liked playing bingo which shit me
07:00 <Agent> Mostly slooding, which is fun for its own value but not entirely fulfilling
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm interesting as fuck
07:00 <Kelevra> just sayin :P
07:00 <Agent> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm fairly sure my ex thought irc was boring
07:00 <Agent> It is, for the most part
07:00 <Kelevra> but shit he even liked playing bingo which shit me
07:00 <Agent> Mostly slooding, which is fun for its own value but not entirely fulfilling
08:00 <Agent> My grandmother used to play bingo
08:00 <Agent> She was a pro
08:00 <Agent> She'd have like a dozen books of numbers in front of her and a little ink blotter thing
08:00 <Kelevra> hopefully he's left more decent shit here that I can use or sell
08:00 <Kelevra> was she a baller lol
08:00 <Agent> And every number that was caleld, she'd scan over all the numbers in all the books and blot out the one that was called
08:00 <Agent> Bingo lol
08:00 <Kelevra> I went once and it was like an attack of numbers
08:00 <Kelevra> the lady sounded like a fkn rapper, I couldn't keep up
08:00 <Agent> My grandmother used to play bingo
08:00 <Agent> She was a pro
08:00 <Agent> Bingo lol
08:00 <Kelevra> I went once and it was like an attack of numbers
08:00 <Kelevra> the lady sounded like a fkn rapper, I couldn't keep up
08:00 <Agent> My grandmother used to play bingo
08:00 <Agent> She was a pro
09:00 <Agent> She was super quick, mad pro
09:00 <Kelevra> shit she sounds like a boss
09:00 <Agent> Yep
09:00 <Agent> So she was playing 12 times at the same time
09:00 <Kelevra> my mum used to go play but I think it was to escape us kids
09:00 <Agent> Well, we all have our escapes
09:00 <Kelevra> that's why I want a pool table but I'm scared the kids will climb on it and rip the felt
09:00 <Agent> She'd have like a dozen books of numbers in front of her and a little ink blotter thing
09:00 <Kelevra> hopefully he's left more decent shit here that I can use or sell
09:00 <Kelevra> was she a baller lol
09:00 <Agent> And every number that was caleld, she'd scan over all the numbers in all the books and blot out the one that was called
09:00 <Agent> She was super quick, mad pro
09:00 <Kelevra> shit she sounds like a boss
09:00 <Agent> Yep
09:00 <Agent> So she was playing 12 times at the same time
09:00 <Kelevra> my mum used to go play but I think it was to escape us kids
09:00 <Agent> She'd have like a dozen books of numbers in front of her and a little ink blotter thing
09:00 <Kelevra> hopefully he's left more decent shit here that I can use or sell
09:00 <Kelevra> was she a baller lol
09:00 <Agent> And every number that was caleld, she'd scan over all the numbers in all the books and blot out the one that was called
09:00 <Agent> She was super quick, mad pro
09:00 <Kelevra> shit she sounds like a boss
09:00 <Agent> Yep
09:00 <Agent> So she was playing 12 times at the same time
09:00 <Kelevra> my mum used to go play but I think it was to escape us kids
10:00 <Agent> Lol you can' thave nice things with toddlers running amok
10:00 <Kelevra> what's your esscape apart from dicking women in their wet spots and getting sick so you can stay in bed? :P
10:00 <Agent> LOL
10:00 <Agent> Those are reasonable, logical options :)
10:00 <Kelevra> lol
10:00 <Agent> Well, we all have our escapes
10:00 <Kelevra> that's why I want a pool table but I'm scared the kids will climb on it and rip the felt
10:00 <Agent> Lol you can' thave nice things with toddlers running amok
10:00 <Agent> Well, we all have our escapes
10:00 <Kelevra> that's why I want a pool table but I'm scared the kids will climb on it and rip the felt
10:00 <Agent> Lol you can' thave nice things with toddlers running amok
11:00 <Agent> Well
11:00 <Agent> My day job involves a lot of involvement with other people
11:00 <Agent> I'm in contact with 1000 people a day
11:00 <Kelevra> holy crap
11:00 <Agent> So my escapes involve becoming a massive nigel and doing something where there are no other human beings
11:00 <Agent> IRC just barely counts
11:00 <Kelevra> lmao
11:00 <Agent> There are people involved but there are no actual PEOPLE here.
11:00 <Agent> If you know what I mean
11:00 <Agent> Just words on a screen
11:00 <Kelevra> what's your esscape apart from dicking women in their wet spots and getting sick so you can stay in bed? :P
11:00 <Agent> LOL
11:00 <Agent> Those are reasonable, logical options :)
11:00 <Kelevra> lol
11:00 <Agent> Well
11:00 <Agent> My day job involves a lot of involvement with other people
11:00 <Agent> I'm in contact with 1000 people a day
11:00 <Kelevra> holy crap
11:00 <Agent> So my escapes involve becoming a massive nigel and doing something where there are no other human beings
11:00 <Kelevra> what's your esscape apart from dicking women in their wet spots and getting sick so you can stay in bed? :P
11:00 <Agent> LOL
11:00 <Agent> Those are reasonable, logical options :)
11:00 <Kelevra> lol
11:00 <Agent> Well
11:00 <Agent> My day job involves a lot of involvement with other people
11:00 <Agent> I'm in contact with 1000 people a day
11:00 <Kelevra> holy crap
11:00 <Agent> So my escapes involve becoming a massive nigel and doing something where there are no other human beings
12:00 <Kelevra> I used to love being alone up until my mum died then I had ot be baby sat by friends and got used to it
12:00 <Agent> Yeah
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah no physical people in your face
12:00 <Kelevra> fuck you'd hate my dad, he wears those really quiet hush pupper shoes and he just springs out of nowhere when he's over
12:00 <Agent> IRC just barely counts
12:00 <Kelevra> lmao
12:00 <Agent> There are people involved but there are no actual PEOPLE here.
12:00 <Agent> If you know what I mean
12:00 <Agent> Just words on a screen
12:00 <Kelevra> I used to love being alone up until my mum died then I had ot be baby sat by friends and got used to it
12:00 <Agent> Yeah
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah no physical people in your face
12:00 <Agent> IRC just barely counts
12:00 <Kelevra> lmao
12:00 <Agent> There are people involved but there are no actual PEOPLE here.
12:00 <Agent> If you know what I mean
12:00 <Agent> Just words on a screen
12:00 <Kelevra> I used to love being alone up until my mum died then I had ot be baby sat by friends and got used to it
12:00 <Agent> Yeah
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah no physical people in your face
13:00 <Kelevra> it's so scary
13:00 <Kelevra> and he says really annoying shit like 'hey mel, you know that place where those things are'
13:00 <Agent> Lol
13:00 <Kelevra> fuck you'd hate my dad, he wears those really quiet hush pupper shoes and he just springs out of nowhere when he's over
13:00 <Kelevra> it's so scary
13:00 <Kelevra> fuck you'd hate my dad, he wears those really quiet hush pupper shoes and he just springs out of nowhere when he's over
13:00 <Kelevra> it's so scary
14:00 <Agent> That'd drive me nuts
14:00 <Kelevra> and i'll get so frustrated and say 'WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GIVE ME A FKN CLUE'
14:00 <Agent> I hate meaningless conversation
14:00 <Kelevra> like everytime he comes over he does that shit and it drives me up the wall
14:00 <Agent> Like... dont' come in here and ask me about a place where things are. Tell me what the fuck you're looking for, where you last saw it and why you need it right now, and that might motivate me to help you
14:00 <Kelevra> and he'll ask me 'hey can I go home' like i'm holding him prisoner
14:00 <Agent> LOL
14:00 <Kelevra> and he says really annoying shit like 'hey mel, you know that place where those things are'
14:00 <Agent> Lol
14:00 <Agent> That'd drive me nuts
14:00 <Kelevra> and i'll get so frustrated and say 'WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GIVE ME A FKN CLUE'
14:00 <Agent> I hate meaningless conversation
14:00 <Kelevra> like everytime he comes over he does that shit and it drives me up the wall
14:00 <Kelevra> and he says really annoying shit like 'hey mel, you know that place where those things are'
14:00 <Agent> Lol
14:00 <Agent> That'd drive me nuts
14:00 <Kelevra> and i'll get so frustrated and say 'WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GIVE ME A FKN CLUE'
14:00 <Agent> I hate meaningless conversation
14:00 <Kelevra> like everytime he comes over he does that shit and it drives me up the wall
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol that's it, he'll take a half an hour explaining the most simple shit to me
15:00 <Kelevra> oneday he said 'where's the lux, I'll use the lux on this'
15:00 <Kelevra> it took me forever to figure out he meant a fkn vacuum
15:00 <Kelevra> lol
15:00 <Agent> Like... dont' come in here and ask me about a place where things are. Tell me what the fuck you're looking for, where you last saw it and why you need it right now, and that might motivate me to help you
15:00 <Kelevra> and he'll ask me 'hey can I go home' like i'm holding him prisoner
15:00 <Agent> LOL
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol that's it, he'll take a half an hour explaining the most simple shit to me
15:00 <Kelevra> oneday he said 'where's the lux, I'll use the lux on this'
15:00 <Agent> Like... dont' come in here and ask me about a place where things are. Tell me what the fuck you're looking for, where you last saw it and why you need it right now, and that might motivate me to help you
15:00 <Kelevra> and he'll ask me 'hey can I go home' like i'm holding him prisoner
15:00 <Agent> LOL
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol that's it, he'll take a half an hour explaining the most simple shit to me
15:00 <Kelevra> oneday he said 'where's the lux, I'll use the lux on this'
16:00 <Kelevra> I should just say random shit back to him, give him a taste of it
16:00 <Kelevra> it took me forever to figure out he meant a fkn vacuum
16:00 <Kelevra> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> I should just say random shit back to him, give him a taste of it
16:00 <Kelevra> it took me forever to figure out he meant a fkn vacuum
16:00 <Kelevra> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> I should just say random shit back to him, give him a taste of it
18:00 <Agent> Lol let him clean the house then
18:00 <Agent> Give him a lux
18:00 <Kelevra> can't now, michael shit tits took it
18:00 <Agent> He took the fucken vacuum?!
18:00 <Kelevra> I gave mine to his brother cause he took his back frm his brother
18:00 <Kelevra> and his brother said mine was shit cause it was bagless so he threw it out, now i have no vacuum
18:00 <Agent> Lol let him clean the house then
18:00 <Agent> Give him a lux
18:00 <Kelevra> can't now, michael shit tits took it
18:00 <Agent> Lol let him clean the house then
18:00 <Agent> Give him a lux
18:00 <Kelevra> can't now, michael shit tits took it
19:00 <Kelevra> wasn't bagless*
19:00 <Agent> He took the fucken vacuum?!
19:00 <Kelevra> I gave mine to his brother cause he took his back frm his brother
19:00 <Kelevra> and his brother said mine was shit cause it was bagless so he threw it out, now i have no vacuum
19:00 <Kelevra> wasn't bagless*
19:00 <Agent> He took the fucken vacuum?!
19:00 <Kelevra> I gave mine to his brother cause he took his back frm his brother
19:00 <Kelevra> and his brother said mine was shit cause it was bagless so he threw it out, now i have no vacuum
19:00 <Kelevra> wasn't bagless*
23:00 <Agent> Lol
23:00 <Agent> Well
23:00 <Agent> The bagless ones are the best
23:00 <Agent> But still, the baggy ones work
23:00 <Kelevra> I'm one of those savvy bitches if it aint broke don't fix it or upgrade
23:00 <Kelevra> in other words I'm poor lol
23:00 <Agent> Do you work
23:00 <Kelevra> nah fulltime mum
24:00 <Kelevra> all my family lives in the city so I can't get anyone to mind the kids and if I did go back to work I'd be getting paid less than what I'm on now, it sucks
24:00 <Agent> Lol
24:00 <Agent> Well
24:00 <Agent> The bagless ones are the best
24:00 <Agent> But still, the baggy ones work
24:00 <Kelevra> I'm one of those savvy bitches if it aint broke don't fix it or upgrade
24:00 <Kelevra> in other words I'm poor lol
24:00 <Agent> Do you work
24:00 <Kelevra> nah fulltime mum
24:00 <Kelevra> all my family lives in the city so I can't get anyone to mind the kids and if I did go back to work I'd be getting paid less than what I'm on now, it sucks
24:00 <Agent> Lol
24:00 <Agent> Well
24:00 <Agent> The bagless ones are the best
24:00 <Agent> But still, the baggy ones work
24:00 <Kelevra> I'm one of those savvy bitches if it aint broke don't fix it or upgrade
24:00 <Kelevra> in other words I'm poor lol
24:00 <Agent> Do you work
24:00 <Kelevra> nah fulltime mum
24:00 <Kelevra> all my family lives in the city so I can't get anyone to mind the kids and if I did go back to work I'd be getting paid less than what I'm on now, it sucks
25:00 <Agent> Eh
25:00 <Kelevra> so once the kids get into school, I'll do some studying so I can get an actual career
25:00 <Agent> What job pays less than benefits
25:00 <Kelevra> well I've only had counter service jobs/waitressing and bar staff jobs
25:00 <Kelevra> oh and promotions sucked
25:00 <Agent> Eh
25:00 <Kelevra> so once the kids get into school, I'll do some studying so I can get an actual career
25:00 <Agent> What job pays less than benefits
25:00 <Kelevra> well I've only had counter service jobs/waitressing and bar staff jobs
25:00 <Agent> Eh
25:00 <Kelevra> so once the kids get into school, I'll do some studying so I can get an actual career
25:00 <Agent> What job pays less than benefits
25:00 <Kelevra> well I've only had counter service jobs/waitressing and bar staff jobs
26:00 <Kelevra> oh and promotions sucked
26:00 <Kelevra> oh and promotions sucked
27:00 <Agent> Not much room for upward mobility in waiting tables, pulling beers and answering the phone other than to become some sort of team leader for others doing the same thing
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I didn't really like my old jobs, bar staff was alright cause i worked @ an rsl and the oldies would be all nice
28:00 <Kelevra> waitressing was fucked, having min wage and having people yell @ me for bullshit
29:00 <Kelevra> oone old german guy called me a cunt and a whore and I seriously wanted to punch him lol
29:00 <Kelevra> it was over his pizza pocket being warm and not hot
29:00 <Kelevra> like I'm a fkn chef or something
38:00 <Kelevra> feck I can't unlock his phone, I don't know the dumbasses password
39:00 <Agent> Is it an iPhone or a Samsung
41:00 <Kelevra> iphone
42:00 <Kelevra> see he knew my phones unlock coke, my pin number, and I didn't know fuck all about him or his shit
42:00 <Kelevra> lesson learnt
42:00 <Kelevra> coke = code
43:00 <Kelevra> wow ambos out the front
43:00 <Agent> WHo's it for
43:00 <Kelevra> the lady across the road
44:00 <Kelevra> she's creepy anyway, she waves too much @ my kids
44:00 <TheRon> a cat lady?
46:00 <Kelevra> she kind of looks like she possibly might be one
46:00 <Kelevra> i hope she never asks me to take care of it
46:00 <Kelevra> I dislike cats, I'm sure Agent does aswell
47:00 <Agent> I'm allergic :/
47:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'm going ot use that excuse if a potential partner has one
48:00 <Kelevra> I hate their fur and personas
48:00 <TheRon> i'm allergic
48:00 <Kelevra> oh and how they love to tear the fuck out of furniture
48:00 <Kelevra> they're so up themselves
49:00 <TheRon> in my book, having cats is a sign of mental instability
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah well that could possibly be correct
49:00 <Kelevra> they spray pee on walls and seriously how filthy is kitty litter
50:00 <Kelevra> dylan had a cat when I lived with him and it was the biggest asshat, I'd go to the toilet and it'd do a shit right next to me in the kitty litter
50:00 <TheRon> genuine thai green chicken curry for tea tonight
50:00 <Kelevra> oh yum
50:00 <Kelevra> how is it genuine though, is some thai coming over and cooking it?
50:00 <TheRon> bought the jar this morning
51:00 <Kelevra> lol
51:00 <TheRon> i got the paste, adding coconut milk, extra chilli, fish sauce and a touch of sugar
51:00 <Kelevra> my stepmum makes the best curry and hot spicy noodles
52:00 <Kelevra> her taste in cakes such, every bday she gets a fkn organge flavoured cake
52:00 <Kelevra> orange*
53:00 <TheRon> my sister in law makes me a scotch cake for my b'day
53:00 <Kelevra> does it have scotch in it?
53:00 <TheRon> yes
53:00 <Kelevra> hrmmm now i want scotch fillet
54:00 <TheRon> i like scotch
54:00 <TheRon> i also like cheese
54:00 <TheRon> do you like cheese
55:00 <TheRon> one day i wanna say to my kid "here son, have some cheese!"
55:00 <Kelevra> I like cheese
55:00 <Kelevra> fuck I just checked my meat supply and felt downies
55:00 <Kelevra> everything is bagged up for two people
55:00 <Kelevra> I r loner
55:00 <milk> how about "yes son, you can have your first beer, but until you've had some cheese..."
56:00 <milk> not
56:00 <TheRon> whats wrong with that?
56:00 <Kelevra> wtf am I supposed to do with a whole kilo of loin chops
57:00 <Kelevra> least there's heaps of food 
57:00 <Kelevra> so that's a plus on the upside
57:00 <TheRon> defrost until you can separate a couple of chops and then freeze the rest
58:00 <Kelevra> wouldn't that affect the meat?
58:00 <TheRon> it'll still be frozen
58:00 <Kelevra> well there's a handy idea
59:00 <milk> use an axe to hack off some meat
59:00 <TheRon> i season the chops with salt n pepper and smother the chops in olive oil
01:00 <Kelevra> I have grill masters spice and my butcher gives me texan and southern rubs to put on them
01:00 <Kelevra> and I have this pepper steak grill masters marinade
02:00 <Kelevra> I used to just coat them in oil and put italian spices on them
02:00 <Kelevra> salt and pepper just won't cut the mustard these days
02:00 <TheRon> i oil the chops so i don't have to oil the grill
03:00 <TheRon> i have a weber just outside the back door
03:00 <Kelevra> Incase you didnt know woolies has had a glitch in thier system and charged ppl again from transactions made in march. This includes such places as OTR and Dan Murphya! It will all be sorted out but check your accounts!
04:00 <Kelevra> I wanted a webber
04:00 <TheRon> BWS too?
06:00 <Kelevra> I'd say so
07:00 <lumeah2> Hmm... 
07:00 <lumeah2> Glitch? 
08:00 <Kelevra> yah
13:00 <Kelevra> fuck Agent you just did my fkn head in
14:00 <Agent> Wat
15:00 <Kelevra> the dog and cat thing 
15:00 <Kelevra> it raped my brain
15:00 <Agent> Hahahahaha
15:00 <Agent> I was just thinking that I hadn't said anything in channel for an hour, and then I thought... "unless she's on facebook right now"
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah I was just scolling thru everyones posts
15:00 <Agent> I'm discussing with some friends a movie I saw recently that did *my* head in about a subject I'm really well read in
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah I saw that, I'll have to look into it
16:00 <Kelevra> but yeah if the dog and cat thing blew my mind this movie could be dangerous lol
17:00 <Kelevra> so upset I'm going to miss game of thrones tonight
17:00 <Agent> DUDE NO GOT IN CHANNEL
18:00 <Agent> I AM NOT UP TO DATE
18:00 <Agent> DO NOT SPOIL I WILL KILL
18:00 <Kelevra> I won't spoil it
18:00 <Agent> I know
18:00 <Kelevra> it's too good for that
18:00 <Agent> I just freak out when conversations turn to GoT
18:00 <Kelevra> lmao
18:00 <Agent> I'm like... NO STOP TALKING EVEN A CHANCE COMMENT COULD WRECK SHIT
18:00 <Kelevra> full blown panic attacks and whatnot
18:00 <Agent> YES
18:00 <Agent> I love GoT :P
18:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
19:00 <Kelevra> same, it's the most popular show in the world to date
19:00 <Agent> I leave rooms, terminate meetings and switch off devices when it becomes a subject
19:00 <Kelevra> lmao
19:00 <Kelevra> I don't blame you
19:00 <TheRon> cooked tea
19:00 <Kelevra> it was like yesterday when Xaphone fkn was talking about the ranch
20:00 <TheRon> al done in 15 mins not bad
20:00 <Kelevra> lol my daughter just fell on her ass and did the biggest fart
20:00 <Kelevra> I don't know why I find that cute
20:00 <TheRon> like mother like daughter
21:00 <TheRon> i like bush i also like the band
24:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h56m56s]
25:00 <Kelevra> siff I fart
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm a delicate lady
26:00 <TheRon> a delicate flower
26:00 <TheRon> women fart they're just more discreet
27:00 <Kelevra> fkn kids, they want to eat infront of the tv so I had to put towels down
27:00 <Kelevra> spaghetti bol is fkn messy
28:00 <Kelevra> and one of my kids only eats with her hands
28:00 <TheRon> tell them no it's fucking messy
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'm very private about my farts, if I have to do them when company is around i'll go outside or to the toilet
28:00 <Kelevra> ppl farting infront of eachother is just disgusting
28:00 <TheRon> or funny
29:00 <Kelevra> eh the tv is keeping them off my back
29:00 <Kelevra> whenever they come upto its 'mummy I want crunchies'
29:00 <Kelevra> which means chips
29:00 <Kelevra> so they can go get fucked with that idea
29:00 <TheRon> maybe less chips
29:00 <Kelevra> it's spaghetti bol or nothing
29:00 <TheRon> here have some celery
30:00 <Kelevra> oh the last time I tried to give them celery and carrots they threw them @ me
30:00 <Kelevra> I swear one of me and two of them is scary
30:00 <Kelevra> angelina called me a fucking bitch again today
31:00 <Kelevra> I swear people shouldn't call me a fkn bitch infront of my kids
31:00 <TheRon> naughty corner
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah I told her to get in her room and to not swear
31:00 <Kelevra> and all day she only got water, no juice or milk
31:00 <TheRon> there are toys in the room?
31:00 <Kelevra> nah I have them in my other loungeroom
32:00 <Kelevra> in their room they only have beds cause it's for sleeping
32:00 <TheRon> i've seen supernanny
32:00 <Kelevra> or they'd trash their rooms
32:00 <Kelevra> she's a bitch though cause she doesnt even have kids
33:00 <TheRon> at their age 5 mins of no stimulation should do the trick
33:00 <Kelevra> yeah
33:00 <Kelevra> well they know when I've cracked the shits
33:00 <Kelevra> I get down to their eye lvel and say 'I'm not with you'
33:00 <Kelevra> level*
33:00 <TheRon> i did a couple of units of pyschology at uni
33:00 <Kelevra> one of them cries when she hears me say it lol
36:00 <milk> kids will be kids
36:00 <TheRon> did you see the episode where supernanny had this bag of balls and everytime the kid misbehaves she takes away a ball?
36:00 <TheRon> all thru the ep "i'm taking away your balls!"
37:00 <Kelevra> nah lol but that sounds funny
37:00 <Kelevra> lmaooo
37:00 <Kelevra> someone should compile funny shit about her and cuck it on youtube
38:00 <TheRon> that probbaly is on there\
42:00 <Kelevra> if I had decent net I'd suss it out
58:00 <TheRon> kochie sucks arse
01:00 <TheRon> i miss the earth so much i miss my wife it's lonely out in space
06:00 <TheRon> and i guess thats why they call it the blues
10:00 <TheRon> christopher reeve's favourite song, "i'm still standing"
15:00 <TheRon> despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
16:00 <TheRon> there there
16:00 <TheRon> to shot or not to shot, that is the question
17:00 <TheRon> see i know shakespeare
18:00 <TheRon> Hamlet i believe
19:00 <Kelevra> I thought it was something else
19:00 <Kelevra> like to do or not to do or something
19:00 <TheRon> no idea really
19:00 <Kelevra> I tried reading some hamlet once and I was like 'fuck this'
20:00 <TheRon> all those books in school i was supposed to read, i read those summary books, so much easier
20:00 <TheRon> nice if it was in english
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah i would've aswell cause it's not like it's heaps useful
21:00 <Kelevra> I mean wtf were you going to do grow up and be fkn poet
21:00 <TheRon> more maths bent me
24:00 <TheRon> hello ladies, one more drink and i'll be anyones
25:00 <Kelevra> lmao
25:00 <Kelevra> you mean it?
25:00 <TheRon> i just shotted some jamesons
26:00 <TheRon> beastie boys - intergalactic
26:00 <Kelevra> why do shots for?
26:00 <TheRon> i was bored
27:00 <TheRon> i like having my chaser
27:00 <TheRon> besides that, because i can
28:00 <Nice1> I do want I want because I can
28:00 <Nice1> think thats a pink song
28:00 <TheRon> Nice1: i fight for my right to party
28:00 <Nice1> another pink song?
28:00 <TheRon> beastie boys
28:00 <Nice1> oh
29:00 <Nice1> dont know much about them
30:00 <Kelevra> they're jewish
30:00 <Nice1> probably why
30:00 <Kelevra> that's not nice
30:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/JAIOzM7SsMo
31:00 <lumeah2> Hi Nice1 
31:00 <Nice1> hi lummies :}
31:00 <lumeah2> :) 
31:00 <lumeah2> How was your day 
31:00 <TheRon> stutter rap?
31:00 <Nice1> was not too bad..ive decided to get a cat
32:00 <lumeah2> Yeah? 
32:00 <TheRon> nice1 first sign of madness
32:00 <Nice1> whats wrong with cats
32:00 <TheRon> everything
32:00 <Nice1> like what
32:00 <lumeah2> The cat is the boss 
32:00 <TheRon> the simpsons didn't have crazy dog guy
32:00 <Nice1> the egyptians worshiped cats
32:00 <lumeah2> Were with a dog you're the boss 
33:00 <lumeah2> Had cats. They cool. 
34:00 <Nice1> most guys seem to like dogs better
34:00 <^bozojim> i Nice1
34:00 <^bozojim> hi even
34:00 <Nice1> and the females like cats more
34:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE
34:00 <Nice1> hi jim 
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Firm - Star Trekkin' (Mar 2, 2006) Length: 3:33 - Category: Entertainment - 6,130,665 views views - 26,826 likes (95.6%), 1,227 dislikes (4.4%)
34:00 <Nice1> I hate that song with a passion
35:00 <Nice1> its awful
35:00 <TheRon> because star trek is shit?
35:00 <Nice1> no just the song
35:00 <Nice1> heh
35:00 <Nice1> nearly as bad as 'friday'
35:00 <TheRon> rebecca black
36:00 <Nice1> bit of a whore these days 
36:00 <lumeah2> "starrtreckin across the universe 
36:00 <Nice1> she did a sequel called 'saturday' about partys and shit
37:00 <Nice1> getting drunk
37:00 <lumeah2> Oh fun
37:00 <Nice1> and laid
37:00 <Nice1> etc
37:00 <Nice1> the grown ups version
37:00 <TheRon> like that kesha chick?
38:00 <Nice1> I dont know...shes kind of ugh
38:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/8e1xvyTdBZI
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) (Nov 12, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 2,924,823 views views - 8,506 likes (95.3%), 415 dislikes (4.7%)
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah you don't want a cat
40:00 <Kelevra> it'll claw your couches, piss and shit everywhere
40:00 <Kelevra> they're moody as all fuckery
40:00 <Nice1> you need to train it Kelevra
40:00 <Nice1> heh
40:00 <Nice1> not do what it likes
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah after it claws the fuck out of everything
41:00 <Nice1> and ive got two litter trays...and a stratching board
41:00 <Agent> Stratching!
41:00 <Nice1> and im gonna buy a cat climber thing off ebay
41:00 <Kelevra> my ex had a scratching post and you should've seen what his asshole cat did to my couches
41:00 <Nice1> only $50
41:00 <TheRon> i don't like mondays
41:00 <Nice1> you have no patience Kelevra
41:00 <Kelevra> Agent is that a command for in the sack or a random comment?
42:00 <Agent> I'd like it to be a sack command
43:00 <Agent> So on our fuck date, when I tell you to start stratching, you better start stratching
43:00 <lumeah2> Hi Kelevra 
43:00 <Kelevra> hi lumeah2
43:00 <Kelevra> I'll scratch the fuck out of you Agent
43:00 <Nice1> hehe
43:00 <Nice1> yowch
44:00 <Kelevra> I used to tear up my boyfriends back when I was younger like a cat on grass
44:00 <Kelevra> he actually liked it though so it's not illegal
44:00 <Agent> Oh, scratching
44:00 <Agent> I thought we were talking about stratching
44:00 <Kelevra> yes scratching
44:00 <Kelevra> your drugs must be hardcore
44:00 <Agent> stratching?
44:00 <Kelevra> scratching
44:00 <TheRon> our house
44:00 <Kelevra> wtf is stratching?
45:00 <Agent> [18:41] <Nice1> and ive got two litter trays...and a stratching board
45:00 <TheRon> in the middle of our street
45:00 <Agent> Ask Nice1
45:00 <Kelevra> some weird sexual thing?
45:00 <Kelevra> ohhh
45:00 <Kelevra> see I'm not very observant
45:00 <Agent> Ohhhh NOW she gets it :P
45:00 <Kelevra> especially when you're around and TheRon
45:00 <Agent> So you better stratch whenever the fuck I tell you to stratch
46:00 <Kelevra> I will sir 
46:00 <Agent> lol
46:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: can't be helped
46:00 <Kelevra> now i'm fkn spelling it wrong ffs
46:00 <Kelevra> DERP
46:00 <Agent> Lolololol
46:00 <Kelevra> it's like if they changed the spelling for something and you'd be called a retard for not correcting yourself
47:00 <Kelevra> it's just retarded
47:00 <Agent> Are you a retard?
47:00 <Agent> I haven't worked that out yet
47:00 <Kelevra> If I had proper interwebs atm I'd be looking up porn bloopers
47:00 <Agent> I just want you for your body
47:00 <TheRon> he retired?
47:00 <Kelevra> nah i'm not retarded just semi unco
48:00 <TheRon> it must be love, love love
48:00 <Kelevra> do you think panda died?
48:00 <TheRon> madness
48:00 <Kelevra> cause like he hasn't been on in ages
49:00 <Kelevra> joel and he haven't been on
49:00 <lumeah2> Hmm hope not 
49:00 <Kelevra> maybe they're having sex with eachother
49:00 <Kelevra> josh did once get sucked off by a dude
49:00 <Kelevra> and joels ex thought he wanted to become a woman
49:00 <lumeah2> Jole on other dat
49:00 <Kelevra> so maybe they're getting it on
50:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
52:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/YfpRm-p7qlY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jam - Town Called Malice (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 2:57 - Category: Music - 8,436,820 views views - 31,817 likes (97.5%), 826 dislikes (2.5%)
57:00 <Kelevra> now Agent is looking up porn bloopers
57:00 <TheRon> eevrytime i see you falling i get down on my knees and pray
00:00 <Xaphan> mmm.
00:00 <Xaphan> hiyas
02:00 <TheRon> gun control a good thing?
03:00 <Xaphan> for us, or for the yanks?
03:00 <TheRon> yanks
03:00 <TheRon> we already have gun control
03:00 <Xaphan> no. let them take each other out one at a time.
04:00 <Xaphan> they can start with trump
05:00 <TheRon> he's an arsehol
05:00 <Xaphan> hes a puppet
05:00 <TheRon> republicans are morons
08:00 <Xaphan> take all the safety labels off of everything, let nature take its course.
10:00 <TheRon> i think i'm turning japanese i really think so 
12:00 <milk> ratcat - dont go now
13:00 <TheRon> ROCKLOBSTER!
14:00 <couleurs> BvB
15:00 <TheRon> PSG!
17:00 <milk> in waves of regret, in waves of joy, I reached out for the one I tried to destroy, but you, you were acting like it was the end of the world
17:00 <TheRon> this one goes out to the one i love
19:00 <milk> UTAH SAINTS!
19:00 <TheRon> jesus!
21:00 <TheRon> something god?
22:00 <TheRon> REM - drive
25:00 <milk> oooohhahh just know that something good is going to happen....
26:00 <TheRon> if you believe they put a man on the moon
27:00 <milk> Jesus & Mary Chain - Snakedriver
28:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3EanQHxtJE
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toxic Shark - Official Trailer - MarVista Entertainment (Jul 31, 2017) Length: 1:32 - Category: Entertainment - 48,961 views views - 163 likes (74.8%), 55 dislikes (25.2%)
28:00 <couleurs> movie of da year!!!!!!!!
28:00 <TheRon> DUNKIRK!
29:00 <couleurs> no!!!!!!!
40:00 <couleurs> n e babes oneline msg me
23:00 <President_Trump> kid'd
27:00 <Kelevra> yer
31:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy ^Robshanda^ can't fool me
31:00 <SSS> Kelevra any word from the ex yet?
31:00 <Kelevra> nah got an email before form my real estate, so they're probably going to fuck me over
31:00 <President_Trump> havent you heard SSS? Kelevra has moved on quickly, her and Agent are now an item
31:00 <SSS> LOOOLLLLLLLL
32:00 <SSS> Kelevra what did the email say?
32:00 <Kelevra> to contact them urgently
32:00 <SSS> Agent is a good catch
32:00 <SSS> oh
32:00 <SSS> you owe them money?
32:00 <Kelevra> I owe my old real estate money
32:00 <SSS> damn
32:00 <SSS> Did you break the lease?
32:00 <Kelevra> nah
33:00 <Kelevra> I just didn't do a bond clean
33:00 <SSS> Your bond didnt cover it?
33:00 <Kelevra> my bond was used for damage to the shower screen
33:00 <SSS> Perhaps Agent can help you out
33:00 <SSS> Who whole bond?
33:00 <Kelevra> nah they'll do a payment plan, can't get blood out of a stone
33:00 <SSS> it must have been a fancy shower screen
34:00 <SSS> yeah
34:00 <President_Trump> have u slept since last night Kelevra?
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah well i feel through the shower glass and one of the panels went and pierced the bath tub
34:00 <Kelevra> what do you mean?
34:00 <President_Trump> <President_Trump> dishwasher?
34:00 <President_Trump> <+Kelevra> I don't know how to use the dish washer
35:00 <Kelevra> of course I'm going to be sleepless, I've got more stress on my shoulders then the entire country
35:00 <Kelevra> who cares about a dish washer, I've got two hands and detergent, I did them this morning by hand
35:00 <Kelevra> you're a really shit troll
36:00 <couleurs> lols
36:00 <Xaphan> President_Trump: didn't you know, the woman is the dishwasher??? :P
17:00 <susskan> faggots
18:00 <susskan> agent is a fuckwit alcho
18:00 <Xaphan> alcho go to meetings.
18:00 <Xaphan> shut the fuck up and let me drink
18:00 <susskan> not an agent one of his bf is a cop thats all
18:00 <susskan> fuck off 
18:00 <Xaphan> nou
18:00 <susskan> no
18:00 <susskan> alco
19:00 <Xaphan> while you're there.
19:00 <Xaphan> get on your fucking knees
19:00 <Xaphan> i'll make you my bitch.
19:00 <susskan> listen here bitch
19:00 <susskan> no
19:00 <Xaphan> fuck yes
19:00 <susskan> ur nuffin
19:00 <Xaphan> you'll be a good bitch
19:00 <Xaphan> you'll do what you're told
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> hi
19:00 <Xaphan> and you'll shut the fuck up
19:00 <susskan> youll die
19:00 <Xaphan> on your fucking knees.
19:00 <susskan> you will
19:00 <Xaphan> while gagging.
19:00 <susskan> get to work
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> i says hi
19:00 <Xaphan> hiya WhoMadeWho from icq.
20:00 <susskan> and i expect u to cook a hot meal for me once u home
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats going on in here
20:00 <susskan> work and cook for ur man u whore
20:00 <Xaphan> i recognise that nick.
20:00 <susskan> useless 
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> susskan ans Xaphan having relations ?
20:00 <susskan> all same person
20:00 <Xaphan> nah, bitch needs to learn to listen
20:00 <susskan> fkd up schitzo 
21:00 <susskan> right cun
21:00 <susskan> u get to bed
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> weird as
21:00 <susskan> u gotta earn ur wage for me
21:00 <susskan> u need ur sleep to serve ur man
21:00 <Xaphan> susskan needs some more anal relations
22:00 <susskan> ill do u up the ass u lil bitch
22:00 <Xaphan> come get me
22:00 <Xaphan> lol
22:00 <susskan> no
22:00 <Xaphan> so you're the bitch
22:00 <susskan> grrr you listen right here
22:00 <Xaphan> give me your address
22:00 <susskan> u are
22:00 <Xaphan> i'll fucking get you
22:00 <Xaphan> unless you're an arab
23:00 <Xaphan> not enough alcohol on those flights.
23:00 <susskan> youll get to bed u must be at work tomorrow
23:00 <susskan> now b a good bitch
23:00 <WhoMadeWho> madness
23:00 <susskan> im watchin telly. the pack leader goes to bed last n gets up first.
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> insane in the membrain
24:00 <Xaphan> I see what you did there.
25:00 <Xaphan> I think I'll call susskan, Susan, from now on
25:00 <Xaphan> Susan, make me a sammich
25:00 <susskan> youll see a knuckle sammwich if u persist
25:00 <Kelevra> paul!!!
25:00 <susskan> heh
25:00 <susskan> stop readin my mind cunt
25:00 <susskan> wats wong wiv u
26:00 <Xaphan> i'm not just a cunt
26:00 <Xaphan> i'm a dirty old cunt, /whois me
26:00 <susskan> y u in my head
26:00 <susskan> get out
26:00 <Xaphan> kiss my ass.
26:00 <susskan> very naughty
26:00 <susskan> no
26:00 <susskan> pics
26:00 <WhoMadeWho> private parts Kelevra
26:00 <Kelevra> haha
26:00 <Xaphan> Susan, fuck off.
26:00 <Kelevra> how you been?
26:00 <susskan> heh
27:00 <susskan> right thats it
27:00 <susskan> youve done it now! 
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> PRIVATES WINDOW WOMAN
29:00 <susskan> xaphan send nudes now
29:00 <susskan> or else
29:00 <susskan> if female only
29:00 <Xaphan> you want nudes??
29:00 <susskan> or gtfo. or wear dress 
29:00 <susskan> yes pls
30:00 <susskan> pm ill get back to u afk
30:00 <susskan> lol
30:00 <Xaphan> http://tinyurl.com/ycucosto
30:00 <BlackDevil> TinyURL: Redirects to: http://www.hardnudemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/erected-cock-small-balls.jpg
31:00 <Kelevra> Xaphan isn't a chick lol
31:00 <partay> susskan stop sniffing glue
31:00 <susskan> yuck
31:00 <susskan> he seems like a chick
31:00 <susskan> so many girlymen around
31:00 <susskan> suck me off partay
31:00 <WhoMadeWho> Kelevra are you whom i think youhm are
31:00 <Kelevra> nah it's just he's not a cockhead
31:00 <Kelevra> there's a difference
31:00 <susskan> send nudes partay
31:00 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho yes, Melllllll
31:00 <susskan> ill get back to u afk 
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats the code.....only one woman on planet earth knows that code
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> it must be you
33:00 <partay> susskan no peen for you
33:00 <susskan> paranoid much
33:00 <susskan> put it away
33:00 <susskan> pussy or gtfo
33:00 <Xaphan> WhoMadeWho: have you been on ircqnet before they killed the bastard?
33:00 <susskan> stop sayin penis you makin me soft
33:00 <Kelevra> yeah :D
33:00 <Kelevra> hows life going?
34:00 <WhoMadeWho> Xaphan i was on the internet when it was invented
34:00 <Xaphan> yeah we know you're old
34:00 <Xaphan> doesn't answer my question
34:00 <susskan> kid'd
34:00 <WhoMadeWho> these young bucks
34:00 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho is 16yrs old
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> no idea
35:00 <Kelevra> in the head that is
35:00 <Kelevra> and his penis glows in the dark light a light saber
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> woman check yur GODDAM PRIVATES
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> fucks sake
35:00 <Kelevra> private messages or my vagina?
36:00 <Kelevra> confoosed
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............has you nick been hijacked i wonder
36:00 <Xaphan> i'd say your vagina, but I'm married, so I'm now allowed.
36:00 <Kelevra> nah it's me
36:00 <Kelevra> Bass`Babe85
36:00 <Kelevra> you came to my 21st and bought me 2 bottles of wine
36:00 <Kelevra> and we got sloshed and whatnot
36:00 <Xaphan> hm, you're an '85 baby? fuck I'm even older than you.
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> fucken talk at my privates then
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> fucken
36:00 <Kelevra> on here or fb?
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> fuckity fuckity
36:00 <Kelevra> lol
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> on here
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> twat
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> i privated your parts
37:00 <MarcWilkinson> Xaphan
37:00 <Kelevra> it doth not say nefing
37:00 <MarcWilkinson> sup dog
37:00 <Xaphan> MarcWilkinson: You're smart, that was in my /whois last night
38:00 <Xaphan> I bet you'd believe I was chris rock if I put that in there.
38:00 <MarcWilkinson> You're right, I am smart.
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> gah....i private you.....i can see your writings.....but seems you can not see my writings
38:00 <MarcWilkinson> And you're lying about the /whois
38:00 <Kelevra> if you're so smart how many pooes did I do today?
38:00 <Xaphan> MarcWilkinson: Are you sure?
38:00 <Xaphan> lol
38:00 <Kelevra> WhoMadeWho is your nick still regged?
38:00 <MarcWilkinson> You just didn't think anyone here would find out who you really were so quickly.
38:00 <Xaphan> I'm not exactly worried,
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> dunno ?
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> praps not ?
39:00 <Kelevra> go into asd and see if it is
39:00 <Kelevra> give them a mouthful
39:00 <Kelevra> HEY CUNTS WHATS WIV MY NICKAGE
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> i see your private writings to me
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> but you not see mine
39:00 <Xaphan> MarcWilkinson: You can't even spell my name right.
39:00 <Kelevra> [19:29] <Accuracy> me butthole is fah shittahs
40:00 <Kelevra> that made me laugh
40:00 <MarcWilkinson> oh really?
40:00 <Kelevra> I forgot I had that nick
40:00 <MarcWilkinson> [email protected]
40:00 <Xaphan> yep, what's my facebook then?
40:00 <Xaphan> nope
40:00 <Xaphan> lol
40:00 <Xaphan> nice try
40:00 <MarcWilkinson> 0403 345 326
40:00 <Xaphan> what else ya got
40:00 <susskan> despo fgt
41:00 <MarcWilkinson> I'm not "guessing" your fake facebook, i'm just pointing out your info and how you're trying so hard to deny.
41:00 <Kelevra> I wish people knew my number cause I seriously was lonely today
41:00 <Xaphan> cool
41:00 <Xaphan> i wish ppl would call me
41:00 <Kelevra> we have to remind ourselves we have no friends
41:00 <susskan> loser
41:00 <Kelevra> goshhh
42:00 <Xaphan> pretty much
42:00 <susskan> speak for yourself
42:00 <WhoMadeWho> Kelevra i can see you text in privates.....msg me you mobile
42:00 <Xaphan> i want more friends
42:00 <Xaphan> 07.08 09.40pm (MarcWilkinson): 0403 345 326
42:00 <Xaphan> call me
42:00 <Xaphan> lol
42:00 <Xaphan> thats apparently my ph number
42:00 <susskan> ur a loser
42:00 <SSS> Xaphan is a loser
42:00 <susskan> LOL
42:00 <susskan> owned
42:00 <Kelevra> it's not even on cause the battery is fucked, but I'll charge it and you can call me tomorrow if you want, we can talk on the phone whilst watching the same tv shows like a beautiful couple does
43:00 <MarcWilkinson> https://www.shannons.com.au/club/post/X17K9D89D2HER3NI/
43:00 <susskan> na
43:00 <Kelevra> why am I not a loser? I loved being a loser
43:00 <Kelevra> I felt special
43:00 <Xaphan> lmfao i dont live in burwood you dick
43:00 <susskan> yall loserz
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> got a land line ?
43:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra will back that up
43:00 <beema> eyyyyy
43:00 <MarcWilkinson> Xaphan lurks around peoples sheds and tries to sell the goods that he steals.
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> dangnations
43:00 <susskan> fuck off
44:00 <Kelevra> nah my ex got the landline cut off on the weekend when I threw him out
44:00 <susskan> fgts
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> fooken hell
44:00 <susskan> only grannies have landlines
44:00 <Kelevra> he tookith the interwebs/house phone and fuxtel
44:00 <SSS> Speak up Xaphan
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah Xaphan doesn't live in burwood
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> damn godditt......you are communications challenged
44:00 <Kelevra> I've seen his house
45:00 <Kelevra> tell me about it
45:00 <Kelevra> it's utterly fucked
45:00 <Xaphan> these days i lurk around hospitals, get natalizumab and look up nurses skirts
45:00 <susskan> xaphan is a loser
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> cant even call you on a landline or a mobile phone ffs
45:00 <MarcWilkinson> Xaphan got oWned!
45:00 <Kelevra> michael thought if he took the tv, net, phone and foxtel
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats fucked
45:00 <Xaphan> MarcWilkinson: call the number
45:00 <Kelevra> that'd I'd be fucked
45:00 <Kelevra> but the jokes on him
45:00 <Xaphan> if its mine i'll answer it lol
46:00 <susskan> only losers talk on phone to ircers
46:00 <Kelevra> I just plugged in my net dongle and got my old tv out of the girls bedroom and bam, back in buisness
46:00 <beema> lolll
46:00 <Kelevra> I think that's why he got so mad
46:00 <susskan> u sposedta get nudes then meet for rewts
46:00 <susskan> dont need cam or voice
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> i have many questions about stuffs....but not here in pubic chatroom
47:00 <Xaphan> ill put jean claude van damme in my /whois next time
47:00 <susskan> heh lamer
47:00 <Xaphan> see if the cunts cry about that
47:00 <beema> hey mel
47:00 <susskan> fgt
47:00 <WhoMadeWho> when you get mobile phone up and running facebook me
47:00 <beema> what's upp
47:00 <Kelevra> hello beema
47:00 <Kelevra> nothing much, still abit down today but what can you do, how are you?
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> or if you get internet up and running with skype.....we skype
48:00 <susskan> hi tallone
48:00 <beema> put on some mellow trance 
48:00 <beema> i'm listening to a sick mix by mohammed ragab
48:00 <beema> just chilling, so tired afterwork cbf going out 
48:00 <Kelevra> nah I've got prepaid nets atm, it's suckage cause my fkn laptop is lagging and all
48:00 <beema> it was a weird day today 
48:00 <susskan> sad case
48:00 <beema> weird weather, weird people .. 
48:00 <susskan> ur fkn weird
48:00 <Kelevra> if my laptop breaks I'll have a fit and just sob on the floor
48:00 <susskan> autty
48:00 <beema> ur weird 
49:00 <susskan> im normal
49:00 <Kelevra> it was shitous weather here today
49:00 <susskan> ur weird
49:00 <beema> that's what they all say
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> well.....when you get some kind of comms.....talk we
49:00 <Kelevra> fkn pissing down then spitting back to pissing down then sunshine then spitting again
49:00 <susskan> coz tru u weird autty
49:00 <beema> what's autty
49:00 <susskan> i normal type ii psychopath
49:00 <beema> wtf u on about 
49:00 <susskan> autistic
49:00 <susskan> thats u
49:00 <beema> lol yer ok
50:00 <Xaphan> lmfao i called 07.08 09.40pm (MarcWilkinson): 0403 345 326
50:00 <Xaphan> its a fucking girl
50:00 <beema> yer it rained up this way too, cbfff
50:00 <Xaphan> what a dumbass
50:00 <susskan> call her ask her y she called u
50:00 <susskan> insist that she stop calling
50:00 <susskan> the call back do same
50:00 <MarcWilkinson> Xaphan why are you trying so hard to get me to call your number?
51:00 <Kelevra> fkn hateeee the rain
51:00 <MarcWilkinson> :)
51:00 <Xaphan> 07.08 09.40pm (MarcWilkinson): 0403 345 326
51:00 <Kelevra> I want all the summers
51:00 <susskan> i wont call u xaphan
51:00 <Xaphan> call it
51:00 <beema> I love it sometimes
51:00 <beema> i hate wind more
51:00 <MarcWilkinson> you're a dumb cunt Marc
51:00 <Xaphan> i dare you
51:00 <beema> wind is fucked
51:00 <susskan> stop the despoin
51:00 <Xaphan> suuuuuure
51:00 <Kelevra> I like the rain when I can lay in bed and hear it
51:00 <beema> we went to the zoo on Saturday and it was so windy 
51:00 <beema> ;_;
51:00 <susskan> despo'in 
51:00 <susskan> exposed
52:00 <beema> hahaha i called that number 
52:00 <beema> they hung up
52:00 <Kelevra> which zoo?
52:00 <Xaphan> lol
52:00 <beema> wait nah 
52:00 <susskan> its ya wife?
52:00 <beema> says its busy
52:00 <beema> Melbourne zoo
52:00 <susskan> uhuh
52:00 <Xaphan> seems MarcWilkinson is a douchebag
52:00 <susskan> oops busted
52:00 <Xaphan> who knows nuffin
52:00 <beema> it was actually really sad man 
52:00 <beema> the animals look depressed
52:00 <Kelevra> I've been there once for an after work function that was pretty cool
52:00 <Xaphan> good try MarcWilkinson
52:00 <beema> especially the elephant 
52:00 <beema> broke my heart 
52:00 <Kelevra> adelaide zoo is fair awesome aswell
52:00 <susskan> ur a giraffe
52:00 <susskan> get in the zoo
53:00 <Xaphan> wish they'd get my name right :(
53:00 <beema> literally just walking around in circles around the pen, i was on mushrooms and i swear the vibe i got was just devastating 
53:00 <beema> giraffes are beautiful
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah well they're all locked up
53:00 <beema> yea 
53:00 <susskan> mushrooms u fkwit
53:00 <beema> and the living quarters are small as fk
53:00 <Kelevra> I'd feel like shit being locked up
53:00 <susskan> hope u wasnt driving
53:00 <beema> yer 
53:00 <susskan> maggot
53:00 <Kelevra> animals just want to walk around fucking and eating
53:00 <beema> dude can u flukoff lol
53:00 <beema> who the fuk is susskan 
53:00 <beema> lol
53:00 <susskan> listen here tallone
54:00 <beema> mate
54:00 <susskan> i wont rewt ur misses ok
54:00 <beema> good
54:00 <beema> leave her alone
54:00 <susskan> you learn to make her cum
54:00 <beema> i will mate
54:00 <susskan> stop asking
54:00 <beema> thanku tozza 
54:00 <Kelevra> lmao
54:00 <susskan> google: how to make woman orgasm fyi
54:00 <susskan> k ta
54:00 <beema> cheers 
55:00 <beema> anyway
55:00 <beema> lol
55:00 <susskan> im off to wash my ass
55:00 <beema> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bpm_-YxoYI sick mix
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mohamed Ragab - Excelsior Sessions (August 2016) (Sep 10, 2016) Length: 02:00:50 - Category: Entertainment - 7,457 views views - 128 likes (96.2%), 5 dislikes (3.8%)
55:00 <beema> sick mixxxxxxx
55:00 <susskan> junky
55:00 <susskan> only junkis listen to that
55:00 <beema> yer bad
55:00 <beema> u must have a really fun existence 
56:00 <beema> labelling somebody a junky for listening to music
56:00 <Kelevra> susskan how do you wash your anus?
56:00 <Kelevra> do you penertrate it?
56:00 <beema> you don't have to be on substances to enjoy trance 
56:00 <Xaphan> boo hoo hoo
56:00 <susskan> with soap water 
56:00 <susskan> bbl
56:00 <susskan> its not rocket science kid
57:00 <beema> does the bot in here have uno
57:00 <Kelevra> well like I once got constipated and fingered my anus in the shower and ran to the shitter
57:00 <Xaphan> so the troll forgot https://www.shannons.com.au/club/forum/buy-swap-sell-and-wanted/1964-peugeot-404-family-limousine-not-a-station-wagon/
57:00 <Kelevra> so I'm curious if thats the norm
57:00 <beema> lol
58:00 <Xaphan> and plenty of asian websites tryin to look cool
58:00 <beema> looks like a station wagon to me
58:00 <beema> lol
58:00 <Xaphan> yerp
58:00 <beema> family salooon
00:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra did it work?
00:00 <Kelevra> yeah it did
00:00 <Kelevra> and that was even without a supository
01:00 <President_Trump> if i get consipated im coming to see you
01:00 <beema> !uno
01:00 <Xaphan> have a few prunse
01:00 <beema> omg fuck yer lolllllll
01:00 <Xaphan> you'll be right
01:00 <beema> !join
01:00 <Kelevra> Marc Wilkinson 0438 486 257
01:00 <Kelevra> I got it!!!
01:00 <beema> playyyy
02:00 <beema> mel play :D
02:00 <beema> :~~~~(
03:00 <Xaphan> !play
03:00 <Xaphan> i'll fail at it
03:00 <Xaphan> nyup i cant play
03:00 <beema> type !join
03:00 <Xaphan> too bad so sad
03:00 <beema> :~~~~(
03:00 <Xaphan> i cant play uno anyway
03:00 <Xaphan> missus might kick your ass :p
04:00 <beema> mel join #chattttt cause i can't notice you, i can't register my name :(
04:00 <beema> wat
04:00 <beema> lol
04:00 <beema> i can't even message you lol
07:00 <Xaphan> i just farted
07:00 <Xaphan> i hope you dont mind.
07:00 <beema> play uno !!!
07:00 <Xaphan> ill drag the missus in if ya want
07:00 <Xaphan> shes a pest
08:00 <beema> yeah get her to play uno with me
08:00 <beema> lol
08:00 <Xaphan> watch out here she is
08:00 <Xaphan> she'll play uno
08:00 <beema> hii
08:00 <beema> play uno gf
08:00 <beema> plz
08:00 <beema> Lol
08:00 <beema> type !join
08:00 <BadIdeaBear> what ever he told you about me is either true or not true
08:00 <BadIdeaBear> !join
08:00 <BadIdeaBear> ...
08:00 <beema> yay
08:00 <BadIdeaBear> i can't do that it says
08:00 <Xaphan> need a squirt
08:00 <beema> i have no idea who Xaphan is no offense 
09:00 <beema> lol
09:00 <beema> !play
09:00 <Xaphan> im me :D
09:00 <beema> !play rs
09:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play
09:00 <beema> !play red s
09:00 <beema> !play red skip
09:00 <beema> how the f 
09:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1POB3kl2MhI
09:00 <beema> !play r s
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 3 Pickle Rick (Aug 6, 2017) Length: 25:19 - Category: People & Blogs - 446,676 views views - 14,207 likes (96%), 595 dislikes (4%)
09:00 <beema> !play b 9
09:00 <susskan> braindead junki hour
09:00 <BadIdeaBear> there's my cards!
10:00 <beema> lol
10:00 <BadIdeaBear> pl b4
10:00 <BadIdeaBear> ugh
10:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b4
10:00 <susskan> stfu
10:00 <beema> `ban susskan 
10:00 <susskan> fkoff
10:00 <susskan> dog
10:00 <beema> u fukoff `ban susskan 
10:00 <susskan> pig dog
11:00 <beema> mate u have no idea who i am mate
11:00 <susskan> stfu coppa
11:00 <BadIdeaBear> go back to sleep, grumpy butt
11:00 <susskan> ill bash ya
11:00 <susskan> i do
11:00 <beema> yerrrr
11:00 <susskan> u a pig
11:00 <beema> nah u dont
11:00 <BadIdeaBear> on the internet. because of course :\
11:00 <beema> never heard of you in my life
11:00 <susskan> yes
11:00 <susskan> ur a pig
11:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b4
11:00 <susskan> vicpol fgt
11:00 <BadIdeaBear> umm
11:00 <beema> lol wtf
11:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b 4
11:00 <BadIdeaBear> right
11:00 <beema> !play b 6
11:00 <susskan> now listen here pigdog
11:00 <BadIdeaBear> sorry - this bot is different'
12:00 <beema> its okay
12:00 <beema> i haven't played uno on irc in years
12:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b s
12:00 <BadIdeaBear> pl w
12:00 <BadIdeaBear> ugh
12:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play w
12:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play w y
12:00 <beema> !play r s
12:00 <beema> !play y d2
13:00 <beema> !play y d2
13:00 <beema> !play y 1
13:00 <beema> sorry
13:00 <BadIdeaBear> it's ok
13:00 <beema> :P
13:00 <Xaphan> i wonder who's gonna try n troll me next
13:00 <BadIdeaBear> pl y d2
13:00 <beema> noooooo
13:00 <beema> how could you
13:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y d2
14:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y r
14:00 <Xaphan> lol
14:00 <Xaphan> told ya shes a pest
14:00 <beema> !play r s
14:00 <beema> !dr
14:00 <beema> !draw
14:00 <beema> !skip
14:00 <beema> !pass
15:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y 7
15:00 <beema> !pl g 7
15:00 <beema> !play g 7
15:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r 7
15:00 <beema> !play r s
15:00 <beema> !play r 9
15:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r 9
15:00 <beema> yay
15:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play w
16:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play w b
16:00 <beema> !draw
16:00 <beema> !pass
16:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b 8
16:00 <beema> !play r 8
16:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
16:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r 5
17:00 <beema> !draw
17:00 <beema> !play r 1
17:00 <beema> it's a close one
17:00 <beema> lol
17:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol
17:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
17:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
17:00 <beema> !pass
17:00 <beema> fek
18:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r d2
18:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
18:00 <beema> thanks
18:00 <Xaphan> told ya shes a pest lol
18:00 <beema> thanks so much 
18:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r 7
18:00 <beema> :~(
18:00 <BadIdeaBear> sorry? :p
18:00 <beema> !draw
18:00 <beema> !play g r
18:00 <beema> !pass
19:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
19:00 <beema> !draw
19:00 <beema> yay
19:00 <beema> !play wd4 y
19:00 <BadIdeaBear> :o !
19:00 <beema> !play yr
19:00 <beema> !play y r
19:00 <beema> !play g r
19:00 <beema> oh
20:00 <beema> dammit lol
20:00 <beema> YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT 
20:00 <beema> :P
20:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol
20:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y r
20:00 <beema> !play y 8
20:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y 8
21:00 <beema> !play y 8
21:00 <beema> !play y 9
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y 2'
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y 2
22:00 <beema> !play g 2
22:00 <beema> yeah nigguh!!!!
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
22:00 <Xaphan> diff bot to mine
22:00 <Xaphan> shes confuzzled
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play wd4 b
22:00 <beema> omg fck you
22:00 <beema> LOL
22:00 <beema> omggg
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b s
22:00 <beema> fukkkkk uuuuuu lol 
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> :P
23:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b 7
23:00 <Xaphan> this is why i dont play uno with her
23:00 <beema> !play b r
23:00 <BadIdeaBear> it's true. he doesn't like playing uno with me
23:00 <beema> thanks for the heads up Xaphan 
23:00 <beema> thanks so much 
23:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b r
23:00 <beema> :~)
23:00 <Xaphan> i warned ya
24:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r r
24:00 <beema> NAH U DIDNT 
24:00 <beema> shiiit
24:00 <beema> !play r 7
24:00 <Xaphan> 07.08 10.07pm (+beema): play uno !!!
24:00 <Xaphan> 07.08 10.08pm (+Xaphan): ill drag the missus in if ya want
24:00 <Xaphan> 07.08 10.08pm (+Xaphan): shes a pest
24:00 <Xaphan> 07.08 10.08pm (+beema): yeah get her to play uno with me
24:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
24:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
24:00 <beema> oh 
24:00 <beema> so that's what you meant
24:00 <beema> :'(
24:00 <beema> !draw
24:00 <beema> !play r 8
24:00 <Xaphan> yup i warned ya
25:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r 3
25:00 <BadIdeaBear> :D
25:00 <beema> !draw
25:00 <beema> !pass
25:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
25:00 <BadIdeaBear> gah
25:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
26:00 <Xaphan> I dont play uno with her (we hae the card game, I dont play uno with her...)
26:00 <beema> !draw
26:00 <beema> i play with my boyfriend 
26:00 <beema> its so multidimensional lol
26:00 <beema> sooo funny lol
26:00 <Xaphan> where in melb are you?
26:00 <beema> we use to have the cards in the car
26:00 <beema> s.east
26:00 <beema> and u guys?
26:00 <Xaphan> yep same
26:00 <beema> gangstaa
26:00 <Xaphan> someone in here thinks i'm in burwood but they fail
27:00 <beema> burwood is mad
27:00 <Xaphan> further out
27:00 <beema> 24 hour kmart
27:00 <Xaphan> lol
27:00 <beema> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> south east all the way yo
27:00 <Kelevra> I miss living in springvale south
27:00 <beema> !pass
27:00 <beema> sorry fuk i fucked that up 
27:00 <BadIdeaBear> hahaha
27:00 <BadIdeaBear> asll good
27:00 <BadIdeaBear> *all
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
28:00 <Xaphan> i might make the mrs walk me to the bottle shop
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play wd4 co y
28:00 <beema> omg 
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play wd4 y
28:00 <beema> FUCK U
28:00 <Xaphan> neither of us are sober enough to drive
28:00 <beema> that's it 
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y s
28:00 <Xaphan> fuck it closed 30m ago
28:00 <beema> how old are u guys
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y r
28:00 <beema> she is an uno master
29:00 <beema> !play y d2
29:00 <BadIdeaBear> oop
29:00 <beema> !draw
29:00 <beema> !play y 8
29:00 <beema> i have 7 cards
29:00 <beema> lol
29:00 <beema> I want to kill myself
29:00 <Xaphan> i dont, i will drink wine next lol
30:00 <Xaphan> already 15 drinks down
30:00 <Xaphan> lol
30:00 <beema> !pass
30:00 <Xaphan> (standard that is...)
30:00 <beema> jesus 
30:00 <Xaphan> didnt work today
30:00 <Xaphan> i uh
30:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
30:00 <Xaphan> damaged my knee on sat night
30:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
30:00 <beema> i want to know why it's socially acceptable for idiots like susskan to demonise mushrooms but alcohol is fine
30:00 <BadIdeaBear> bad uno bot is bad
30:00 <beema> people these days 
30:00 <beema> !draw
31:00 <Xaphan> and if you want to know, she will probably tell you
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> because stupid is easy to breeed for
31:00 <beema> ouch hahahaha
31:00 <beema> !pass
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> feck
31:00 <Xaphan> if kel starts walking now, in a couple of hour she can have hjs too
31:00 <Xaphan> lol
31:00 <Kelevra> shhh don't mention hjs
31:00 <Kelevra> fuck I love it so much
32:00 <Xaphan> when you say so i'll meet you at the local hjs, i'll be the ojne eating
32:00 <Xaphan> i'll give you some random shit
32:00 <Xaphan> lol
32:00 <BadIdeaBear> i got the damn munchies now
32:00 <Xaphan> like a mower
32:00 <beema> !draw
32:00 <Xaphan> guess we're walking to th elocal
32:00 <beema> !pass
32:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4nEnyktagk soo fucked
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Another Dirty Room Ep. 13 : ALL TIME LOW : Detroit’s Notorious Royal Inn Motel (Aug 6, 2017) Length: 32:24 - Category: News & Politics - 70,017 views views - 5,106 likes (98.9%), 58 dislikes (1.1%)
32:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
32:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
33:00 <BadIdeaBear> this uno bot doesn't like me
33:00 <beema> !draw
33:00 <beema> me either lol
33:00 <beema> fuck
33:00 <beema> !pass
33:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
33:00 <beema> we were so close before now i have like 15 cards
33:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
33:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol
33:00 <beema> lol
33:00 <beema> so many reverses
34:00 <beema> !draw
34:00 <beema> !pass
34:00 <beema> omg another reverse
34:00 <beema> LOL
34:00 <BadIdeaBear> haha
34:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
34:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
34:00 <beema> another reverse
34:00 <beema> that's fucked 
35:00 <BadIdeaBear> i swear this deck has too much blue
35:00 <beema> and way too many reverses
35:00 <BadIdeaBear> yup
35:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
35:00 <beema> i have 3 green reverses
35:00 <beema> ?
35:00 <beema> lol
35:00 <BadIdeaBear> !pass
35:00 <beema> !draw
35:00 <beema> !PLAY G 8
35:00 <beema> FUCK
35:00 <beema> FUCKEN 
35:00 <BadIdeaBear> WOOOO
36:00 <Kelevra> youre on a fkn winning streak
36:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play g d2
36:00 <susskan> lol stupid back cunnnts on Q&a
36:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play g 4
36:00 <susskan> weak black dawgs
36:00 <beema> !play g r
36:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b r
36:00 <susskan> stay in the desert cunnnts
37:00 <BadIdeaBear> sounds good :)
38:00 <beema> !play g r
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b r
38:00 <Xaphan> i think beema wont play with kerryn again
38:00 <beema> lol
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> lool
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> depends who wins :P
38:00 <Xaphan> time to find my shoes n socks
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
39:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play g d2
39:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b d2
39:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b 7
39:00 <beema> !play b d2
39:00 <beema> !play r d 2
39:00 <beema> !play r dd
39:00 <beema> !play rd2
39:00 <beema> !play r r
39:00 <beema> lol
39:00 <beema> FUCK
39:00 <beema> !PLAY R d2
40:00 <beema> !play r r
40:00 <beema> Lol
40:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r r
40:00 <beema> !play b r
40:00 <beema> !play g r
40:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play w b
41:00 <beema> !play b s
41:00 <beema> !play b 5
42:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b 3
42:00 <beema> !play b 2
42:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b 2
42:00 <Xaphan> where would you class as south east, ibiza
42:00 <Xaphan> errrr beema
42:00 <Xaphan> dumb bot is dumb
43:00 <beema> !play b 2
43:00 <beema> haha
43:00 <beema> dandy way
43:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play b 1
43:00 <beema> how about you?
43:00 <fbihui> wtf
43:00 <fbihui> shut the fuckup
43:00 <beema> !play b 1
43:00 <BadIdeaBear> ffs
43:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
43:00 <Xaphan> ah, yoy;re not far from us, maybe..10m?
43:00 <beema> u guys in hallam
43:00 <beema> ?
43:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play w r
43:00 <beema> was thinking of hungry jacks'
43:00 <beema> hahhaha
43:00 <beema> !play r 5
44:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play r 7
44:00 <Xaphan> hah, our hjs is walking distance, thats not :p
44:00 <BadIdeaBear> we aren't driving tonight
44:00 <beema> i can't register my nick so i can't message you lol 
44:00 <Xaphan> we're both otl
44:00 <beema> but understandable
44:00 <Xaphan> try now
44:00 <beema> !play w g
44:00 <beema> I didn't even know i had a wild man 
44:00 <BadIdeaBear> :o wench!
44:00 <BadIdeaBear> !draw
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> ..
45:00 <Xaphan> should have removed that bs thing
45:00 <beema> LOL
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play wd4 y
45:00 <beema> omg
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> !play y 2
45:00 <beema> i can't believe it
45:00 <beema> yay
45:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra: by the time this is done.,.. meet ya at hjs?
45:00 <beema> its over yay lol 
45:00 <Xaphan> ok
45:00 <Xaphan> or not
45:00 <Xaphan> lol
45:00 <beema> thankyou 
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> looool! :D
45:00 <beema> congratulations lol
45:00 <beema> that was hell
45:00 <Xaphan> lmfao
45:00 <Xaphan> you asked for a player
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> thank you! good game :)
45:00 <beema> never again lol 
45:00 <beema> likewise dear
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> hahahaha
45:00 <beema> XD
46:00 <Xaphan> finafuckingly
46:00 <Xaphan> i want hjs
46:00 <Xaphan> bbs
46:00 <BadIdeaBear> yeah. hj. ttfn
46:00 <Xaphan> bbl :P
46:00 <beema> byeee!!
46:00 <Xaphan> shes squirting first
46:00 <beema> they have $1 medium chips
46:00 <Xaphan> still have to fucking wait
47:00 <Xaphan> ugh
47:00 <Xaphan> women
47:00 <Xaphan> the speakers randomly stop working
47:00 <Xaphan> I kick the desk
47:00 <Xaphan> they start again
47:00 <Xaphan> fucking awesome
48:00 <Xaphan> need to find more booze
49:00 <beema> i wanted a scotch and coke tonite 
49:00 <beema> working tomorrow tho 
49:00 <beema> :'(
49:00 <beema> not a big drinker but it would be nice 
49:00 <Xaphone> eee!
49:00 <Xaphone> hi
50:00 <beema> hi
51:00 <beema> the internet seems so boring these days
54:00 <Kelevra> this love island show just omg
54:00 <Kelevra> these british dudes look like girly bitches
54:00 <beema> what are you doing tomorrow mel
54:00 <Kelevra> cleaning and trying to work out wtf to do when it comes to the house, you?
55:00 <beema> work and clean my car at some point lol 
55:00 <beema> what do you mean figure out what to do with the house?
55:00 <beema> are you moving
55:00 <susskan> u need tyres
55:00 <susskan> bald af. u broke af too?
55:00 <beema> my tyres are good thx
55:00 <susskan> no
55:00 <beema> lol
55:00 <beema> nah
55:00 <beema> I'm not
55:00 <susskan> they close to unroadworthy
56:00 <beema> saving to go to Switzerland with my bf
56:00 <beema> no they arent
56:00 <beema> lol
56:00 <susskan> no ur gunna buy tyres 
56:00 <susskan> yes they are
56:00 <susskan> i have eyes n ears everywhere kid
56:00 <susskan> stupid af too
56:00 <susskan> by sounds of it
56:00 <beema> hmm
56:00 <Kelevra> well michaels called the real estate and said a bunch of shit so I won't until tomorrow why she wants me to urgently call her
56:00 <susskan> bbs shaves
57:00 <Kelevra> nah I just moved in here
57:00 <susskan> LOL
57:00 <beema> is Michael ur bf?
57:00 <susskan> blacklisted
57:00 <Kelevra> ex now
57:00 <beema> what happened?
57:00 <beema> wtf
57:00 <beema> i just spoke to you two days ago
57:00 <susskan> if wasnt for ur kids youd be in gutter
58:00 <Kelevra> he started a huge fight with me and I took a broom to him
58:00 <Kelevra> I've still got hand prints on my arm from him
58:00 <susskan> no
58:00 <beema> :/
58:00 <susskan> you started it
58:00 <beema> wtf
58:00 <Kelevra> had to call the call cops twice
58:00 <susskan> stop the games
59:00 <Kelevra> he wanted to take the fridge when he was packing his shit on saturday
59:00 <Kelevra> fridge is so vital when you have kids
00:00 <beema> why did you guys fight for
01:00 <Kelevra> it started off over something really stupid I can't even remember and just kept building
01:00 <Kelevra> it was on the cards for months I think
01:00 <Kelevra> I was paying for everything which was frustrating and he was playing world of warcraft
02:00 <beema> lol
02:00 <beema> :/
02:00 <Kelevra> then my friend came over and I hooked her up with a single mate of mine and he was pissed off that that worked out and then friday when we were arguing he said shit about my dad and calling dhs and I just hit the fan and said 'gtfo'
03:00 <Kelevra> so yeah he's gotten pretty evil over the weekend
04:00 <beema> sigh 
04:00 <beema> doesn't sound like fun at all
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah but I knowI'll be okay, I have good friends and my family supports me emotionally to get through the hardtimes
05:00 <Kelevra> like they came over on the weekend so I didn't have to be a crying shaking mess infront of the kids
05:00 <Kelevra> they bought over food and stuff so I could have a break, it was good
06:00 <Kelevra> my stepmum had me in hysterics
06:00 <Kelevra> god I love some of the shit she comes out with
06:00 <beema> hmm well that's good
06:00 <Kelevra> she's thai and got the worst broken english and she was trying to tell my dad about mobile phones
07:00 <Kelevra> and she goes 'p plates' and it took him forever to think of what she was saying
07:00 <Kelevra> she meant 'prepaid'
07:00 <Kelevra> I swear if I could I'd make a comedy on her
07:00 <beema> hahaha
07:00 <beema> lol
08:00 <Kelevra> my dad was even repeating it saying 'oh p plates yeah'
08:00 <Kelevra> and i'm like you guys are fucked
08:00 <Kelevra> lol
08:00 <Kelevra> god to honest I love them
09:00 <Kelevra> so disfunctional yet lovable
09:00 <susskan> tallone aka beemer
09:00 <Kelevra> it's not tallone isiot
09:00 <Kelevra> idiot even
09:00 <susskan> wants a rewt get in there kelevra
09:00 <susskan> yes it is
09:00 <Kelevra> umm beema is a woman
09:00 <Kelevra> idiot.
10:00 <susskan> nope
10:00 <Xaphan> Honey, re're home
10:00 <Kelevra> whatever you say, you're just making yourself lookf stupid
10:00 <Kelevra> -f
10:00 <susskan> tallones misses then
10:00 <beema> lol
10:00 <beema> no
10:00 <beema> who is tallone
10:00 <beema> ?
10:00 <susskan> deffs tallone
10:00 <beema> mel lol ??
10:00 <susskan> you
10:00 <beema> ur a dumb cunt
10:00 <susskan> your other nick
10:00 <susskan> yes
10:00 <susskan> u r very dumb
10:00 <beema> i don't come on irc that's why i'm using mibbit dumb cunt
11:00 <beema> lol
11:00 <susskan> to the extreme
11:00 <susskan> u are tallone or someone close to him
11:00 <susskan> that i know
11:00 <beema> no lol
11:00 <susskan> yep
11:00 <beema> who is tallone
11:00 <beema> serious question
11:00 <beema> and why do u think i am them
11:00 <HellFury> its a user
11:00 <susskan> tallguy same height as me
12:00 <susskan> worked/works for vicpol
12:00 <susskan> bit dumb.
12:00 <susskan> ex banker scum
12:00 <susskan> im after him.
12:00 <beema> wtf
12:00 <beema> and he came on irc
12:00 <beema> lol
12:00 <beema> ??
12:00 <beema> loll wtf
13:00 <Kelevra> beema nfi an old user
13:00 <susskan> yes kid i lured him on
13:00 <Kelevra> you might have a close ip to that persons
13:00 <BadIdeaBear`> "he came on irc"
13:00 <susskan> no
13:00 <Xaphan> kel will see our hjs selfie
13:00 <beema> oh ok lol 
13:00 <susskan>  similar speech pattern
13:00 <beema> well that's fukt
13:00 <beema> lol
13:00 <BadIdeaBear`> i remember plenty of boys like that :P
13:00 <susskan> very close
13:00 <Kelevra> well shit sherlock you're wrong
13:00 <beema> well i'm not tallone
13:00 <susskan> probably a relative
13:00 <Kelevra> I've known beema for years
13:00 <beema> no
13:00 <susskan> nope
13:00 <beema> LOL
13:00 <susskan> i never wrong
14:00 <beema> yer u are
14:00 <beema> lol
14:00 <susskan> owned fgt
14:00 <susskan> :)
14:00 <Xaphan> poor beema
14:00 <BadIdeaBear`> wait, wut?
14:00 <Kelevra> Agent unban
14:00 <susskan> kelevras word is useless she protects ppl
14:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck off i'm not protecting anyone, it's not tallone
14:00 <susskan> yes it is
15:00 <Kelevra> it's a woman I've known for ages
15:00 <susskan> tallone or one of his three sons
15:00 <susskan> u pedoin kelevra?
15:00 <Kelevra> no she used to work @ a fucking maccas and live near me
16:00 <susskan> ur fkn lost
16:00 <Kelevra> I dated a guy who once tried to kiss her that we both agree is a moron
16:00 <susskan> STOP pedoin
16:00 <BadIdeaBear> susskan is so lame
16:00 <susskan> u are talking to underage boy
16:00 <susskan> stop it now
16:00 <BadIdeaBear> seriously dude. not inpressing anyone
16:00 <susskan> i abide by the law
16:00 <Kelevra> Agent can you unban?
16:00 <susskan> kid
16:00 <BadIdeaBear> *someone has a little winkie*
16:00 <susskan> not here to win friends fgt
17:00 <Kelevra> oh so now BadIdeaBear is a male
17:00 <susskan> 7 inch more full inflation
17:00 <Kelevra> fuck you're a joke
17:00 <susskan> thats ok for a 36 year old
17:00 <susskan> im content with my cawk 
17:00 <susskan> anything further?
17:00 <BadIdeaBear> you're the only one that needsa to be from the sound of it dude
18:00 <susskan> right kid
18:00 <Xaphan> susskan, 2 inchesw wont serve anyone else'
18:00 <susskan> u listen closely
18:00 <BadIdeaBear> loool "kid"
18:00 <BadIdeaBear> i thank you sir
18:00 <susskan> 7 to 8 fgt
18:00 <Kelevra> I think you're projecting susskan
18:00 <susskan> u failed year 12 psych kelevra
18:00 <susskan> props doe
18:00 <Kelevra> I didn't even make it to yr 12
18:00 <Kelevra> props fgt
19:00 <susskan> LOL
19:00 <susskan> self own
19:00 <Kelevra> wb
19:00 <susskan> wb tallone
19:00 <beema> -_-
19:00 <BadIdeaBear> hi beewma
19:00 <beema> ty 
19:00 <BadIdeaBear> beema even
19:00 <beema> hiii
19:00 <beema> ty ty
19:00 <Kelevra> how is not going to school until year 12 me owning myself?
19:00 <Kelevra> o.O
19:00 <susskan> i seen u on patrol today lol u get the shit squad cars
19:00 <Kelevra> you're the dumbass acting like a weirdo
19:00 <BadIdeaBear> because he's so desperate to seem better than someone he's willing to talk rubbish
19:00 <Kelevra> all concerned about who is who
19:00 <beema> hahaahahaaha lmfao
19:00 <susskan> what rank are u now tallone?
19:00 <Kelevra> when you don't know shit
20:00 <Kelevra> and when i correct you, you just believe what you think anyway
20:00 <susskan> leading counstable? lol
20:00 <beema> it is pretty funny hey
20:00 <beema> hahahha
20:00 <Kelevra> that just goes to show, you're the dumbass
20:00 <HellFury> ignore works
20:00 <BadIdeaBear> this is funnier
20:00 <susskan> quiet steven
20:00 <susskan> u dont kno the half of it
20:00 <HellFury> mm who is steven
20:00 <Kelevra> so now you're a cop beema
20:00 <susskan> u fgt
20:00 <Kelevra> lol
21:00 <susskan> stay outta this steven
21:00 <susskan> he is
21:00 <susskan> so
21:00 <Kelevra> oh okay Agent is HellFury
21:00 <susskan> nothing to be ashamed of
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> BAHAHAHAHA
21:00 <Kelevra> you're off your gutts mate
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> Shortened term for faggot, usually meaning homosexual. Usually found in Teenage forums, or being said by teengars who are much too scene to use vowels.
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> from urban dictionary
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> teenagers
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> silly boy
21:00 <susskan> BUT picking up whores on irc is pretty lame for a cop
21:00 <Xaphan> ugh child
21:00 <Kelevra> omg lol
21:00 <BadIdeaBear> susskan should be in bed for school by now
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah we're all picking eachother up from irc
22:00 <susskan> agent is a methy fgt
22:00 <susskan> yep
22:00 <susskan> yuck
22:00 <Kelevra> whatever you say baby doll
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> susskan is in denail
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> denial even'
22:00 <susskan> bbs getting bloodwork done
22:00 <Kelevra> LOL
22:00 <beema> lol good
22:00 <Kelevra> means he's shooting up
22:00 <susskan> think im clean but never kno
22:00 <Kelevra> lmao
22:00 <beema> is that the same troll from the other day
22:00 <beema> ew yuck
22:00 <beema> that's fucken disgusting
22:00 <beema> wtf
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> lmao
22:00 <BadIdeaBear> if he doesn't know
22:00 <beema> and he called me a junky for talking about mushrooms
23:00 <susskan> means i rewtin irc sluts shootin up safer
23:00 <beema> ur fucken retarded 
23:00 <susskan> statistically irc sluts got more aids etc etc
23:00 <Xaphan> fuck
23:00 <Kelevra> yeah well wtf I don't sit @ the drs or hospital trolling on irc if I have to get a bloodtest
23:00 <Xaphan> give me the shroomsa
23:00 <Xaphan> I WANT SHROOMS
23:00 <beema> haha it's season
23:00 <BadIdeaBear> "statistically"?
23:00 <susskan> cops shouldnt do shrooms
23:00 <beema> well it's almost finished
23:00 <Xaphan> GIVE
23:00 <Xaphan> ME
23:00 <beema> $4 each mate
23:00 <Xaphan> THE
23:00 <Xaphan> SHROOMS
23:00 <beema> $4 EACH
23:00 <beema> lmaoo
23:00 <BadIdeaBear> what the actual fuck you twat waffle
23:00 <susskan> junkis
23:00 <Kelevra> wait who is the cop and who is tallone?
23:00 <Kelevra> in YOUR mind
23:00 <Xaphan> I just bought a house, i have fuck all money left
23:00 <Xaphan> do a pov deal?
23:00 <susskan> tallone aka beema
24:00 <beema> yeah what u got
24:00 <Kelevra> oh okay
24:00 <beema> lmaoooo
24:00 <Kelevra> lol
24:00 <Xaphan> a can of coke?
24:00 <Kelevra> this guy.. fkn classical
24:00 <beema> u almost had me
24:00 <Xaphan> mihgt have 2
24:00 <susskan> drives black pos 5 year old black bmw
24:00 <beema> at coke
24:00 <beema> hahahahahah
24:00 <susskan> lowly ranked cop
24:00 <Skirmish> My rocky road protein got delivered today. 
24:00 <beema> fukoff lol 
24:00 <Xaphan> lol
24:00 <beema> my bmw is beautiful
24:00 <BadIdeaBear> ...all bmws are pos, why single out 5yo ones?
24:00 <beema> and is not black
24:00 <susskan> lol works in record office coz hes autistic
24:00 <susskan> owned
24:00 <Xaphan> i aim for bmw'ss
24:00 <susskan> LOL
24:00 <Xaphan> and merv's
24:00 <beema> bmws are beautifully crafted
24:00 <BadIdeaBear> susskan is lying baout the bloodwork
24:00 <Xaphan> merc's
24:00 <BadIdeaBear> good to know
25:00 <susskan> he needs new tyres tho
25:00 <susskan> bald af kid he cant afford tyres on his cop wage kid
25:00 <Kelevra> fkn partay bought a really awesome racing bmw 
25:00 <Kelevra> like no shit
25:00 <susskan> too many negatively geared investments
25:00 <Kelevra> BMW 318i
25:00 <susskan> lol kid'd
25:00 <BadIdeaBear> susskan it' spast your bedtime
25:00 <Kelevra> so yeah he's my e-bf now
25:00 <susskan> fully exposed and owned
26:00 <beema> not even mate
26:00 <Kelevra> this guy has more drugs than us all combined
26:00 <Kelevra> so that says alot
26:00 <susskan> bbl kid'd
26:00 <beema> hahahaha
27:00 <Kelevra> personally I don't get why the trolls give a fuck about who anyone is
27:00 <Kelevra> it's not like they'd come to our houses
27:00 <Kelevra> they can't even afford to leave the house
28:00 <susskan> little does tallone know that many of the sluts hes rewtin are bikie moles
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol, idc either. but it's fun to troll the ones that think it matters
28:00 <Xaphan> i wanna troll someone
28:00 <Xaphan> lets fuckin use google
28:00 <susskan> and they are using him for any information or favours they can
28:00 <Xaphan> coz im badass
28:00 <beema> wtf lol
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> susskan can't get any "favours"
28:00 <BadIdeaBear> it makes him sad
28:00 <susskan> have you properly declared these relationships to vicpol tallone?
29:00 <susskan> might be the sensible thing to do ay
29:00 <Kelevra> Xaphan you should've just kept calling that fake number they were pasting
29:00 <Xaphan> im not very tall
29:00 <susskan> i could do it for u ive rewted most of the same sluts and have their details
29:00 <beema> if you guys remember my convo the other night
29:00 <Kelevra> 'I have Xaphan's number, I'm going to rub one out'
29:00 <beema> talking about vapes
29:00 <susskan> kk ill do it
29:00 <Kelevra> stupid idiots
29:00 <susskan> bbs
29:00 <beema> youll be able to confirm this is me with the vape
29:00 <Xaphan> i walwas rub one out
29:00 <Xaphan> but that son her, not me :P
30:00 <BadIdeaBear> ...
30:00 <beema> http://i66.tinypic.com/23swxg6.jpg
30:00 <BadIdeaBear> what?
30:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol
30:00 <beema> so go fuk yasellllffffff 
30:00 <beema> lolll
30:00 <susskan> agent is xaphan
30:00 <Xaphan> i love your vaj-jay.
30:00 <susskan> shes a penis envying bitch
30:00 <susskan> hence y she lives out the fantasy of being male on irc
30:00 <Xaphan> bbl, I'm gonnag o play with BadIdeaBear's vaj-jay.
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> aww, and i love your winkie baby ;)
31:00 <Kelevra> aww so romantic
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> ikr?
31:00 <Xaphan> yeuppers
31:00 <Xaphan> we are that
31:00 <susskan> exposed kid'd
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> we're romantic as fuck ;P
31:00 <Kelevra> see I'm going to base all my future relationships on you guys
31:00 <beema> how long have you guys been together??
31:00 <susskan> fully exposed
31:00 <Kelevra> Agent can we be like them
31:00 <BadIdeaBear> too long
31:00 <Xaphan> too long
32:00 <Kelevra> lol they're twins
32:00 <Xaphan> ^
32:00 <Kelevra> def too long
32:00 <Kelevra> lmao
32:00 <susskan> casual fk buddies
32:00 <BadIdeaBear> heheh
32:00 <beema> never too long lol 
32:00 <BadIdeaBear> we finish each other's sandwiches :P
32:00 <beema> you become one after a period of time 
32:00 <susskan> bear is married
32:00 <Xaphan> sometimes she knows what i anna eat
32:00 <beema> beautiful
32:00 <BadIdeaBear> bear gets way more sex than susskan
32:00 <Kelevra> nuffing came up in that pic beema
32:00 <beema> wattt
32:00 <beema> lol
32:00 <beema> it worked for me
33:00 <susskan> i got sex on tap son kid'd
33:00 <HellFury> try imgur.com
33:00 <beema> http://i66.tinypic.com/23swxg6.jpg
33:00 <HellFury> that works
33:00 <Xaphan> susskan, so you fit in a tap? aw
33:00 <susskan> attached to a big keg fulla hotties
33:00 <beema> blahhhhh
33:00 <Kelevra> see I wish I had that sort of relationship but I find that all of my partners believed they love me and truly didn't
33:00 <susskan> love is a warm vajj
33:00 <BadIdeaBear> "sex on tap"... good to know you use lube
34:00 <susskan> doesnt matter what its attached to
34:00 <beema> imgur is so much better wtf it loaded in like 5 secondslol 
34:00 <beema> http://imgur.com/a/FexIY
34:00 <susskan> dun need lube bitches melt for me
34:00 <beema> on break at my old job 
34:00 <beema> lolll
35:00 <beema> so go fuk yazellfffff that's my vape i was talking to someone in here about the other day when I joined 
35:00 <susskan> confirmed tallones kid
35:00 <beema> verified 
35:00 <BadIdeaBear> you're the one who said it
35:00 <beema> fukoff lol 
35:00 <beema> hahahaha
35:00 <Kelevra> fkn laptop is lagging so badly
35:00 <susskan> same textual pattern
35:00 <susskan> owned exposed kid
35:00 <beema> if my dad was a cop i'd kill myself
35:00 <susskan> bbl im satisfied
35:00 <susskan> do it pls
35:00 <Kelevra> fkn hell you've lost so much weight
35:00 <Kelevra> love the brown hair
35:00 <beema> lol i'm blonde now ;P
36:00 <beema> but thank uuuuu lol 
36:00 <susskan> hes under 18 kelevra
36:00 <Kelevra> well you used to be blonde
36:00 <Kelevra> I've never seen you with brown
36:00 <susskan> ugly af and didnt even click
36:00 <beema> i'm like you, natural brunette <3
36:00 <Kelevra> my hair is so raggy looking
36:00 <BadIdeaBear> wheeeeee! you can count
36:00 <Xaphan> wthyere mel check stalkbook lol
36:00 <Kelevra> cause of my stitches I can't dye it
37:00 <Xaphan> wthyere mel check stalkbook lol
37:00 <Kelevra> checking now
37:00 <Xaphan> theres our setup
37:00 <Xaphan> :D
37:00 <Kelevra> come on laptop you fgt
37:00 <Xaphan> 2x
37:00 <Kelevra> why won't it stop lagging
37:00 <Xaphan> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 10 Enterprise - (10.0.14393) up: 1day 13hrs 35mins 48secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790 CPU @ 3.60GHz (x64) at 3601MHz (4% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti -2.00GB res: 1920x1080 32bit 60Hz ram: 6845/32641.5MB (20.97%) [||--------] hdd: C:\ 41.06GB/223.08GB D:\ 74.73GB/698.64GB F:\ 233.69GB/237.98GB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 
37:00 <Xaphan> 1000MB/s 121.68GB In 30.63GB Out
37:00 <Xaphan> is win
38:00 <Kelevra> omfg you truly are twins
38:00 <Kelevra> lol
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> i'm a bot
38:00 <Xaphan> lmfao basically
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> just ask
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> *sigh*
38:00 <Kelevra> that's so crazy
38:00 <Xaphan> i get something, she harasses me til she gets it
38:00 <BadIdeaBear> ...
39:00 <Kelevra> far out I have to be more assertive in a relationship
39:00 <Kelevra> lol
39:00 <Kelevra> 'I WANT A NEW PHONEEEE GIMME ONE LIKE YOURS'
39:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck no, I know what Agent is doing
39:00 <BadIdeaBear> pfft
39:00 <Kelevra> catching up on game of thrones
39:00 <President_Trump> he's wanking
40:00 <beema> mel check the other chat
40:00 <beema> XD
40:00 <beema> when can you dye your hair again
40:00 <Xaphan> lol
41:00 <Xaphan> sges ouyrunbg winbe
41:00 <Xaphan> that was pouring
41:00 <BadIdeaBear> ........
41:00 <Xaphan> .,.
41:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol?
41:00 <beema> lol
41:00 <Xaphan> ugh
41:00 <beema> !!!
41:00 <BadIdeaBear> we're not drunk folks
42:00 <Xaphan> gyuess whgis gettiung some tonight
42:00 <Xaphan> ner ner ner ner
42:00 <BadIdeaBear> that's two people thatlook a lot like us
42:00 <beema> lmao
42:00 <BadIdeaBear> but not us
42:00 <Xaphan> !!!
42:00 <BadIdeaBear> ffs
42:00 <Xaphan> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> I could dye it but I'd have ot severely clean and after what happened, I get headaches in the shower when the water goes on my scars
43:00 <Kelevra> so I don't wash my hair as much as I should
43:00 <Xaphan> tyhats too long to read
43:00 <Xaphan> neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeext
43:00 <Kelevra> and I can't go to the hairdresser cause my neck is really fractured badly
43:00 <beema> :(
44:00 <beema> that's sad as 
44:00 <beema> what colour is her hair now
44:00 <BadIdeaBear> i should dye my hair.
44:00 <Xaphan> if i had kids, it'd bhe grey
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he put more than stitches in my head and they had to shave it and he fractured my c5 vertibre
44:00 <beema> hahaha
44:00 <BadIdeaBear> Xaphan likes telling me i have grey hair tho
44:00 <Kelevra> it's all sorts cause Ive dyed it so many times
44:00 <Xaphan> she does!
44:00 <beema> grey hair is mad
45:00 <Xaphan> its all my fault!
45:00 <beema> i dyed my hair grey from blonde recently with a wash out 
45:00 <Xaphan> cozx im mad!
45:00 <Kelevra> like thru the years all the dyes come through unless you strip it back
45:00 <beema> you can own it 
45:00 <Xaphan> port >> "sherry" >> wine
45:00 <beema> don't be afraid!!
45:00 <Xaphan> and hjs in there somewhere
45:00 <Xaphan> :D
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> eh. i'll go grey gracefull y later
45:00 <Xaphan> I hiccup and taste hjs
45:00 <Xaphan> BadIdeaBear isn't very graceful
45:00 <beema> hahaha XD
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> in the mean time, i wanna do wild shit with my hair
45:00 <Kelevra> I see alot of grey haired young girls cause its currently in fashion
45:00 <BadIdeaBear> but i can't cause i work in aged care
46:00 <BadIdeaBear> and it would scare the old fuddy duddys
46:00 <beema> lmao!!
46:00 <beema> do it !!
46:00 <beema> hahaha
46:00 <Kelevra> type hjs once more and I will get BadIdeaBear to slap you
46:00 <beema> they'll probably love it
46:00 <BadIdeaBear> ...
46:00 <BadIdeaBear> hjs
46:00 <Kelevra> I love rodeo burgerssssssssssssssssssssssss
46:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra, that only happens in the bedroom.
46:00 <BadIdeaBear> i reckon!
46:00 <Kelevra> I ate so many when I was pregnant
46:00 <BadIdeaBear> i want teal hair
46:00 <Kelevra> I could eat like 5 in one sitting
47:00 <beema> what colour is your hair now 
47:00 <BadIdeaBear> grey
47:00 <BadIdeaBear> and brown
47:00 <Xaphan> hers is grey
47:00 <Xaphan> lol
47:00 <beema> yeah put some teal in it
47:00 <BadIdeaBear> nd red
47:00 <Kelevra> haha so it is grey
47:00 <Xaphan> no brown no red no nothing just grey
47:00 <BadIdeaBear> fuck off
47:00 <beema> its more socially acceptable now to have different coloured hair 
47:00 <BadIdeaBear> only the top is grey
47:00 <BadIdeaBear> and it'
47:00 <Kelevra> hey Tim-Sim1!
47:00 <BadIdeaBear> s your fault any way
47:00 <Xaphan> m,mm
47:00 <Xaphan> alcomahol
47:00 <Kelevra> I have one grey hair
47:00 <Xaphan> how i love thee
48:00 <Tim-Sim1> hi Kelevra 
48:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra, pull it put
48:00 <BadIdeaBear> i can't type any more.
48:00 <Xaphan> ouyt too
48:00 <Kelevra> I do
48:00 <Tim-Sim1> already?
48:00 <Xaphan> fuck yep
48:00 <Kelevra> it does grow back and I just keep pulling it out
48:00 <Kelevra> it's a mother fucker
48:00 <Xaphan> lucky hair
48:00 <beema> lol!!!
48:00 <Kelevra> I think it's from shock
48:00 <BadIdeaBear> if you pluck one three come to the funeral
48:00 <beema> lmao
48:00 <Xaphan> it''ll probably me my funeral
48:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 how are you? don't mention the gym these people have had hjs
48:00 <Kelevra> and alot of drinks
49:00 <Kelevra> minus beema
49:00 <beema> yeah still don't mention it 
49:00 <Xaphan> i had a few
49:00 <susskan> back kid'd's
49:00 <Xaphan> she had a few less
49:00 <beema> because i am avoiding the gym atm
49:00 <Xaphan> lol
49:00 <Tim-Sim1> drinking? on a Monday night?
49:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol. the gym is the place over the road from my favourite restaurant :D
49:00 <Xaphan> fuck yes drinkeing on a monday night
49:00 <susskan> how r ya agent aka xaphab
49:00 <Xaphan> susskan, you are truely an eejit
49:00 <Xaphan> /ignore
49:00 <Xaphan> bai bai
49:00 <susskan> listen closely kid
49:00 <Xaphan> el'tardo
50:00 <susskan> imma nokya
50:00 <Tim-Sim1> I went to the gym last night, a bit sore today
50:00 <Kelevra> I'm having a wine atm
50:00 <susskan> fgt
50:00 <BadIdeaBear> mad, mad, mad el'tardo
50:00 <susskan> alcho slag
50:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra, we've finished off a bottle since
50:00 <Xaphan> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> due to the fact I didn't go to bed until 5am this morning
50:00 <susskan> cheap hooker
50:00 <Tim-Sim1> it's cold
50:00 <Tim-Sim1> freezin
50:00 <Kelevra> it is indeed very cold
50:00 <beema> yer its too cold
50:00 <Kelevra> it rained here alot today
50:00 <Xaphan> imma take the missus to bed and do unforseen things to her
50:00 <Kelevra> oh and get this
50:00 <susskan> l00peyd0g hows the cock n meth running outta steam is he?
50:00 <BadIdeaBear> oooooooho
50:00 <Xaphan> clz wwhy not
50:00 <beema> too much information!
51:00 <Xaphan> !!
51:00 <Kelevra> my eldest who is 3 learnt how to unlock the frontdoor today
51:00 <susskan> few more days left perhaps hun
51:00 <Kelevra> little smarty pants
51:00 <Kelevra> scary as fuck
51:00 <susskan> ill nok it down
51:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, that is a worry
51:00 <Xaphan> gonna finish my drink and take her away
51:00 <Xaphan> :D
51:00 <susskan> storm ya lil crackden
51:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'll have to do something about it cause she could run out onto the road
51:00 <Kelevra> or open it to the wrong person
51:00 <Xaphan> dead soldier
51:00 <Kelevra> bloody scary
51:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, like the cops
51:00 <beema> hide the keys!
51:00 <susskan> heh
52:00 <Xaphan> ok 3 bottles dead
52:00 <susskan> you a dead soldier
52:00 <susskan> fgt
52:00 <Kelevra> it's a key outside to get in and that kind of windy thing on the inside
52:00 <BadIdeaBear> ffs
52:00 <beema> why do you even bother to come on irc susskan 
52:00 <beema> do you even have any friends
52:00 <beema> you know, it's not the in thing anymore to just randomly abuse people 
52:00 <beema> lol
52:00 <Kelevra> i'll have to get a latch or a chain
52:00 <Tim-Sim1> need a deadlock, up high where she can't reach it
52:00 <susskan> confirmed by trophy
52:00 <beema> that's so 2014
52:00 <Xaphan> susskan's rewal name is probably simon
52:00 <susskan> dead soldier
52:00 <Kelevra> yeah Tim-Sim1 that's a good idea
53:00 <susskan> u wish hun
53:00 <susskan> im a true man 
53:00 <Xaphan> #melbourne, we owe you a bottle of port, a bottle fo sherry and god knows where that bottle of moscato came from
53:00 <susskan> only fgts are called simon
53:00 <Xaphan> bbl
53:00 <Tim-Sim1> a latch or chain would be easier to fit, though
53:00 <Kelevra> cause shit I got up and the door was unlocked and I thought 'shit did my excut the keys' cause he said he did but I didn't believe him
53:00 <susskan> alchos
53:00 <susskan> why no regular work u kunz are suss asfuck
54:00 <Xaphan> susskan: alcoholics got to meetings, get the fuck with the plan
54:00 <beema> i work 4 days a week bitchhhh
54:00 <BadIdeaBear> susskan- i'm going to take Xaphan away and fuck his brains outnow. sorry if that upsets you... no wait, no i'm not.
54:00 <susskan> u got no job
54:00 <beema> i have to get up at 9 actually
54:00 <beema> fuk
54:00 <beema> i do lol
54:00 <susskan> why not
54:00 <beema> go fuk urself
54:00 <susskan> no
54:00 <susskan> u dont
54:00 <beema> yer i do unlike u
54:00 <susskan> u hooker confirmed
54:00 <beema> fkn junky injecting urself before
54:00 <susskan> exposed hooker
54:00 <beema> yuck
54:00 <susskan> so
54:00 <beema> lol go fuk urself my bf will rape ur mum infront of u after he rapes u
54:00 <BadIdeaBear> lol, that's the best kind ;)
54:00 <BadIdeaBear> bbl
54:00 <Xaphan> bbl
55:00 <susskan> cleaner than rewtin irc prostitutes
55:00 <susskan> never share 
55:00 <susskan> i tested clean 
55:00 <susskan> u cunts probably gots da aids
55:00 <beema> nah
55:00 <susskan> full gay af aids
55:00 <susskan> yer
55:00 <Tim-Sim1> you must have had your doubts though, if you felt the need to get tested...
55:00 <susskan> shootin smack is fine
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah
55:00 <susskan> never shared.
55:00 <beema> that's fkn disgusting 
55:00 <Kelevra> that's fucked.
55:00 <beema> ur feral 
56:00 <beema> fkn junky 
56:00 <beema> scum
56:00 <susskan> got da best off the panheads
56:00 <Kelevra> junkies are fucking idiots
56:00 <susskan> u engage in casual sex
56:00 <susskan> i dont
56:00 <beema> no i don't 
56:00 <Kelevra> I don't have casual sex
56:00 <beema> i have a solid relationship 
56:00 <susskan> never shared a hit in my life 
56:00 <Kelevra> wtf
56:00 <susskan> havent needed to
56:00 <beema> yuck 
56:00 <beema> ur fucken disgusting bro
56:00 <susskan> rich af
56:00 <beema> rip ur soul
56:00 <susskan> u r
56:00 <Kelevra> this is out of fkn nowhere
56:00 <beema> RIP ur soul 
57:00 <beema> dirty scumbag
57:00 <susskan> dippin cock in diseased whores
57:00 <tozza> susskan is a pedo
57:00 <Kelevra> what the fuckkkk
57:00 <beema> no wonder ur so fucked 
57:00 <tozza> dw about it
57:00 <beema> really
57:00 <tozza> yeh
57:00 <susskan> tozza ease up kid
57:00 <beema> fkn disgusting pedo cunt
57:00 <Kelevra> this is like having a mental fucker in your house
57:00 <Kelevra> LOL
57:00 <Kelevra> it's so weird but you can't turn away
57:00 <susskan> im a retired billionaire drug lord
57:00 <beema> baahhahahaha
57:00 <tozza> hides behind vpns 
57:00 <beema> yer that's why ur on irc
57:00 <Kelevra> lmao
57:00 <beema> lmfaoooo
57:00 <tozza> cause he is a poof
57:00 <beema> its probably icer
57:00 <tozza> nah
58:00 <tozza> i know who it is lol
58:00 <susskan> night you promiscuous aids infested losers
58:00 <beema> cya u pedo junky scum
58:00 <tozza> bye ranga
58:00 <susskan> lol better go docs for dat rash meanwhile im an ex junky in PERFECT healtg
58:00 <susskan> props tho
58:00 <tozza> props nothing
58:00 <susskan> night u sluts
58:00 <susskan> filthy fuckers
58:00 <beema> ur fucken lost 
58:00 <Kelevra> tozza if you've not met beema she's a smaller lighter haired looking woman kind of like your gf
58:00 <beema> i wish u the best
59:00 <Kelevra> and she's ace as beans
59:00 <Kelevra> susskan thinks she's tallone
59:00 <susskan> tozzas gf is fat af
59:00 <Kelevra> and he's drug affected
59:00 <beema> oi mel ya cutie lol
59:00 <tozza> yeh man
59:00 <beema> hiii
59:00 <tozza> like your mum
59:00 <susskan> she offered to rewt me once
59:00 <Kelevra> just to fill you in
59:00 <susskan> but i politely declined
59:00 <susskan> fyi
59:00 <tozza> fuck off u red haird scum
59:00 <Kelevra> beema tozza is a guy I grew up with from day dot
59:00 <susskan> she did
59:00 <beema> cool
59:00 <Kelevra> awesome people in the channel other than susskan
59:00 <susskan> out front of her old workplace
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