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01:04:00 <alien8dromeo> 13if this pill is pink and purple i will swallow it
01:05:00 <alien8dromeo> 13if this pill is pink and purple i will swallow it
01:05:00 <alien8dromeo> 13if this pill is pink and purple i will swallow it
01:06:00 <alien8dromeo> 11fthesewordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:06:00 <alien8dromeo> 12thesewordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:06:00 <alien8dromeo> 11fthesewordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:06:00 <alien8dromeo> 12thesewordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:06:00 <alien8dromeo> 11fthesewordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:06:00 <alien8dromeo> 12thesewordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> * alien8dromeo sets mode: -n
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> * alien8dromeo sets mode: +l 300
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:11:00 <HellFury> are you that desperate for attention or somethng
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> no
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> * alien8dromeo sets mode: -n
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> * alien8dromeo sets mode: +l 300
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> * alien8dromeo sets mode: -n
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> * alien8dromeo sets mode: +l 300
01:11:00 <alien8dromeo> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> so wasted
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> cant understand myself
01:12:00 <HellFury> so go to bed
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> nah there are demons in my bed
01:12:00 <HellFury> are you that desperate for attention or somethng
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> no
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> so wasted
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> cant understand myself
01:12:00 <HellFury> so go to bed
01:12:00 <HellFury> are you that desperate for attention or somethng
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> no
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> so wasted
01:12:00 <alien8dromeo> cant understand myself
01:12:00 <HellFury> so go to bed
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> 3ifwordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> they are not demons, they are turds
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> ahaha
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> liar
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> i need to buy bourbon
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> nah there are demons in my bed
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> 3ifwordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> they are not demons, they are turds
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> nah there are demons in my bed
01:13:00 <alien8dromeo> 3ifwordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:13:00 <Tim-Sim> they are not demons, they are turds
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> and get cigars
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> gunna have to save up i spose
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> 1wordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> 12ordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> 4rdsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> :>
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> m
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> so stoned
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> ahaha
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> liar
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> i need to buy bourbon
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> and get cigars
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> gunna have to save up i spose
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> 1wordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> ahaha
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> liar
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> i need to buy bourbon
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> and get cigars
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> gunna have to save up i spose
01:14:00 <alien8dromeo> 1wordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:15:00 <Tim-Sim> I heard the price of rolly tobacco is going to go up in a few weeks
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> ok
01:15:00 <Tim-Sim> from $60 a pouch to $100
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> haha i don't have a hundred
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> 12ordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> 4rdsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> :>
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> m
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> so stoned
01:15:00 <Tim-Sim> I heard the price of rolly tobacco is going to go up in a few weeks
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> ok
01:15:00 <Tim-Sim> from $60 a pouch to $100
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> 12ordsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> 4rdsarerediwilldieahappyman
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> :>
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> m
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> so stoned
01:15:00 <Tim-Sim> I heard the price of rolly tobacco is going to go up in a few weeks
01:15:00 <alien8dromeo> ok
01:15:00 <Tim-Sim> from $60 a pouch to $100
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't even have a fifty dollar note
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> im so broke
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> and poor
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> im gunna go beg on the streets for the night
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> :>
01:16:00 <HellFury> so how come your stoned then?
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> i just need to pass out
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> um to appreciate friday night
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> haha i don't have a hundred
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't even have a fifty dollar note
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> im so broke
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> and poor
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> im gunna go beg on the streets for the night
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> :>
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> haha i don't have a hundred
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't even have a fifty dollar note
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> im so broke
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> and poor
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> im gunna go beg on the streets for the night
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:16:00 <alien8dromeo> :>
01:17:00 <HellFury> i mean if your broke?
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah silly me
01:17:00 <President_Trump> hey HellFury how are u kid?
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> don't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah how are you??
01:17:00 <HellFury> so how come your stoned then?
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> i just need to pass out
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> um to appreciate friday night
01:17:00 <HellFury> i mean if your broke?
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah silly me
01:17:00 <HellFury> so how come your stoned then?
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> i just need to pass out
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> um to appreciate friday night
01:17:00 <HellFury> i mean if your broke?
01:17:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah silly me
01:18:00 <HellFury> a im not a kid and 2 why do you care
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> 14don't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> hellfury are you a chick?
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> 17on't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:18:00 <President_Trump> hey HellFury how are u kid?
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> don't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah how are you??
01:18:00 <HellFury> a im not a kid and 2 why do you care
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> 14don't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:18:00 <President_Trump> hey HellFury how are u kid?
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> don't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah how are you??
01:18:00 <HellFury> a im not a kid and 2 why do you care
01:18:00 <alien8dromeo> 14don't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> fuck
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah silly me
01:19:00 <HellFury> well last time i looked men don't get periods or have tits or have a female looking body
01:19:00 <HellFury> nor do they have female names
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> i c
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> still dosent tell me weather you are a chick or not...
01:19:00 <HellFury> it means i am female
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> aww
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> hellfury are you a chick?
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> 17on't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> fuck
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah silly me
01:19:00 <HellFury> well last time i looked men don't get periods or have tits or have a female looking body
01:19:00 <HellFury> nor do they have female names
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> i c
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> hellfury are you a chick?
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> 17on't mind me im just a regular alcoholic
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> fuck
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> yeah silly me
01:19:00 <HellFury> well last time i looked men don't get periods or have tits or have a female looking body
01:19:00 <HellFury> nor do they have female names
01:19:00 <alien8dromeo> i c
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> im a boy
01:20:00 <HellFury> really? you don't say
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> lol
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> its cold out on the streets
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> esp at night time
01:20:00 <HellFury> i wouldn't know im inside a house
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> still dosent tell me weather you are a chick or not...
01:20:00 <HellFury> it means i am female
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> aww
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> im a boy
01:20:00 <HellFury> really? you don't say
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> lol
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> still dosent tell me weather you are a chick or not...
01:20:00 <HellFury> it means i am female
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> aww
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> im a boy
01:20:00 <HellFury> really? you don't say
01:20:00 <alien8dromeo> lol
01:21:00 <alien8dromeo> cool
01:21:00 <President_Trump> hey HellFury how are u babe?
01:21:00 <HellFury> piss of trumpet
01:21:00 <alien8dromeo> its cold out on the streets
01:21:00 <alien8dromeo> esp at night time
01:21:00 <HellFury> i wouldn't know im inside a house
01:21:00 <alien8dromeo> cool
01:21:00 <President_Trump> hey HellFury how are u babe?
01:21:00 <HellFury> piss of trumpet
01:21:00 <alien8dromeo> its cold out on the streets
01:21:00 <alien8dromeo> esp at night time
01:21:00 <HellFury> i wouldn't know im inside a house
01:21:00 <alien8dromeo> cool
01:21:00 <President_Trump> hey HellFury how are u babe?
01:21:00 <HellFury> piss of trumpet
01:22:00 <President_Trump> sorry kid
01:22:00 <HellFury> stop calling me kid fuckwit
01:22:00 <alien8dromeo> big tits? or small ones?
01:22:00 <HellFury> nunya
01:22:00 <President_Trump> sorry kid
01:22:00 <HellFury> stop calling me kid fuckwit
01:22:00 <President_Trump> sorry kid
01:22:00 <HellFury> stop calling me kid fuckwit
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> haha
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> aww
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't mean to pry
01:23:00 <HellFury> you just did
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> guilty
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> throw me into you love court
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> throw me into youRlove court
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> im still tripping balls from coffee
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> big tits? or small ones?
01:23:00 <HellFury> nunya
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> haha
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> aww
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't mean to pry
01:23:00 <HellFury> you just did
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> guilty
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> throw me into you love court
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> big tits? or small ones?
01:23:00 <HellFury> nunya
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> haha
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> aww
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't mean to pry
01:23:00 <HellFury> you just did
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> guilty
01:23:00 <alien8dromeo> throw me into you love court
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> i love all size tits
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> beer is costly
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> throw me into youRlove court
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> im still tripping balls from coffee
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> i love all size tits
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> throw me into youRlove court
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> im still tripping balls from coffee
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> i love all size tits
01:24:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> i like malt
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> liquor
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> and scotch
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> aww i hope you enjoy a lonely bed
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> :P
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> beer is costly
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> i like malt
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> liquor
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> and scotch
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> beer is costly
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> i like malt
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> liquor
01:25:00 <alien8dromeo> and scotch
01:26:00 <HellFury> um
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> and scotch
01:26:00 <HellFury> theres a cat and guy in it
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:26:00 <HellFury> called boyfriend
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> lol
01:26:00 <HellFury> so not lonley at all
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> why well arn't you lucky
01:26:00 <HellFury> infact last i looked they both were out cold
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> ?
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> :P
01:26:00 <HellFury> and its not trump
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> well enjoy
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> aww i hope you enjoy a lonely bed
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> :P
01:26:00 <HellFury> um
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> and scotch
01:26:00 <HellFury> theres a cat and guy in it
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:26:00 <HellFury> called boyfriend
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> lol
01:26:00 <HellFury> so not lonley at all
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> why well arn't you lucky
01:26:00 <HellFury> infact last i looked they both were out cold
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> ?
01:26:00 <HellFury> and its not trump
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> aww i hope you enjoy a lonely bed
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> :P
01:26:00 <HellFury> um
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> and scotch
01:26:00 <HellFury> theres a cat and guy in it
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:26:00 <HellFury> called boyfriend
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> lol
01:26:00 <HellFury> so not lonley at all
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> why well arn't you lucky
01:26:00 <HellFury> infact last i looked they both were out cold
01:26:00 <alien8dromeo> ?
01:26:00 <HellFury> and its not trump
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> don't let the door kick you on the way out
01:27:00 <HellFury> no doors actually
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> ahh
01:27:00 <HellFury> but i will lock it behind me keep the idiots out
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> :) sunny days
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> well enjoy
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> don't let the door kick you on the way out
01:27:00 <HellFury> no doors actually
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> ahh
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> well enjoy
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> don't let the door kick you on the way out
01:27:00 <HellFury> no doors actually
01:27:00 <alien8dromeo> ahh
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> i love maryjane
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> and burgers
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> pizza not so much so anymore lately these days
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't know why but i am off them
01:28:00 <HellFury> but i will lock it behind me keep the idiots out
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> :) sunny days
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> i love maryjane
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> and burgers
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> pizza not so much so anymore lately these days
01:28:00 <HellFury> but i will lock it behind me keep the idiots out
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> :) sunny days
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> i love maryjane
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> and burgers
01:28:00 <alien8dromeo> pizza not so much so anymore lately these days
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> project MAYHEM
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> 9i love maryjane
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't know why but i am off them
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> project MAYHEM
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> 9i love maryjane
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> i don't know why but i am off them
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> project MAYHEM
01:29:00 <alien8dromeo> 9i love maryjane
01:33:00 <alien8dromeo> what an ugly bitch
01:33:00 <alien8dromeo> good riddance
01:33:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:33:00 <alien8dromeo> :D
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> :D
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> >>>
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> <<<
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> what an ugly bitch
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> good riddance
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> :D
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> what an ugly bitch
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> good riddance
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> :)
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> :D
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:34:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> ---
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> >>>
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> <<<
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> ---
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> >>>
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> <<<
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> --
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> |_|
01:35:00 <alien8dromeo> ---
01:36:00 <alien8dromeo> :]~
01:36:00 <alien8dromeo> :~]~~
01:36:00 <alien8dromeo> :]~
01:36:00 <alien8dromeo> :~]~~
01:36:00 <alien8dromeo> :]~
01:36:00 <alien8dromeo> :~]~~
01:37:00 <alien8dromeo> (:~]~~
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01:37:00 <alien8dromeo> (:~]~~
01:37:00 <alien8dromeo> (:~]~~
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> 181
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> 24k
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> balling
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Grundig
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Ipod
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Dyson
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> i don't know why but i am off them
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> :)
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> project MAYHEM
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> i love maryjane
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> * HellFury ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!)
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01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> 24k
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> balling
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Grundig
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Ipod
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Dyson
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01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> 24k
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> balling
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Grundig
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Ipod
01:38:00 <alien8dromeo> Dyson
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> i don't know why but i am off them
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> :)
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> project MAYHEM
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> i love maryjane
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> * HellFury ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!)
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> i don't know why but i am off them
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> :)
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> project MAYHEM
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> <alien8dromeo> i love maryjane
01:39:00 <alien8dromeo> * HellFury ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!)
02:16:00 <Dracula> I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN NOBLE PARK
02:17:00 <tozza> kilamenjero
02:17:00 <tozza> WOOOOO
02:17:00 <tozza> I BLESS DA RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
02:17:00 <Dracula> I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN NOBLE PARK
02:17:00 <Dracula> I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN NOBLE PARK
02:18:00 <Dracula> noble park cunt
02:18:00 <tozza> watch yout one
02:18:00 <tozza> bitch
02:18:00 <tozza> `op
02:18:00 <tozza> confustication confustication confustication confustication
02:18:00 <tozza> kilamenjero
02:18:00 <tozza> WOOOOO
02:18:00 <tozza> I BLESS DA RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
02:18:00 <Dracula> noble park cunt
02:18:00 <tozza> watch yout one
02:18:00 <tozza> bitch
02:18:00 <tozza> `op
02:18:00 <tozza> kilamenjero
02:18:00 <tozza> WOOOOO
02:18:00 <tozza> I BLESS DA RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
02:18:00 <Dracula> noble park cunt
02:18:00 <tozza> watch yout one
02:18:00 <tozza> bitch
02:18:00 <tozza> `op
02:19:00 <tozza> `op
02:19:00 <tozza> confustication confustication confustication confustication
02:19:00 <tozza> `op
02:19:00 <tozza> confustication confustication confustication confustication
02:20:00 <tozza> mmhm
02:20:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: I ordered a vape
02:20:00 <tozza> mmhm
02:20:00 <tozza> mmhm
02:21:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: I ordered a vape
02:21:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: I ordered a vape
04:02:00 <tozza1> yooohooo
04:02:00 <tozza> `op
04:02:00 <tozza1> yooohooo
04:02:00 <tozza1> yooohooo
04:03:00 <tozza> `access -
04:03:00 <tozza> `op
04:03:00 <tozza> `access -
04:03:00 <tozza> `op
04:03:00 <tozza> `access -
04:13:00 <tozza> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
04:13:00 <tozza> sup
04:13:00 <tozza> anyone awake?
04:14:00 <tozza> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
04:14:00 <tozza> sup
04:14:00 <tozza> anyone awake?
04:14:00 <tozza> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
04:14:00 <tozza> sup
04:14:00 <tozza> anyone awake?
04:48:00 <Zarkos> tozza: yes ?
04:48:00 <Zarkos> tozza: yes ?
04:48:00 <Zarkos> tozza: yes ?
05:02:00 <tozza> sup
05:02:00 <tozza> sup
05:02:00 <tozza> sup
05:22:00 <Zarkos> sup nigga tozza
05:23:00 <Zarkos> sup nigga tozza
05:23:00 <Zarkos> sup nigga tozza
05:46:00 <pissbog> lol @ melbourne channel full of bots
05:47:00 <pissbog> LOL
05:47:00 <pissbog> agent
06:01:00 <tozza> fuck off coque
06:01:00 <tozza> FAGGOT
06:01:00 <tozza> bots my ass
06:01:00 <tozza> we are the only channel left with real users
06:01:00 <tozza> pisshog u are so fackin transparent
06:01:00 <tozza> everyday in and out
06:02:00 <tozza> dont u get depressed
06:02:00 <tozza> same ol looser
06:02:00 <tozza> and a ginger
06:02:00 <tozza> like serz
06:02:00 <tozza> all u have is lumeah brealy and irc
06:02:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:02:00 <tozza> should just end it mate
06:02:00 <tozza> know what i mean
06:02:00 <tozza> ;)
06:06:00 <pissbog> :)
06:07:00 <pissbog> what is this drunken wall of text
06:08:00 <Dracula> I guess u have been a red head all ur life its been hard on i
06:08:00 <pissbog> you are holding onto the 90's ur glory days
06:08:00 <Dracula> Drunken?
06:08:00 <Dracula> Aint had a drink in weeks
06:08:00 <pissbog> yes im hard
06:08:00 <Dracula> got anything else u harmless fly?
06:08:00 <pissbog> how did u kno did ur sister tell me?
06:08:00 <Dracula> I dont have one FAIL
06:08:00 <pissbog> u are drinking now
06:08:00 <Dracula> i am?
06:08:00 <Dracula> I guess u have been a red head all ur life its been hard on i
06:08:00 <pissbog> you are holding onto the 90's ur glory days
06:08:00 <Dracula> Drunken?
06:08:00 <Dracula> Aint had a drink in weeks
06:08:00 <pissbog> yes im hard
06:08:00 <Dracula> got anything else u harmless fly?
06:08:00 <Dracula> I guess u have been a red head all ur life its been hard on i
06:08:00 <pissbog> you are holding onto the 90's ur glory days
06:08:00 <Dracula> Drunken?
06:08:00 <Dracula> Aint had a drink in weeks
06:08:00 <pissbog> yes im hard
06:08:00 <Dracula> got anything else u harmless fly?
06:09:00 <pissbog> u and kelevra
06:09:00 <Dracula> Im just waiting for a mate
06:09:00 <pissbog> yes kid
06:09:00 <pissbog> u dont have mates u got drinking buddies
06:09:00 <tozza> `op
06:09:00 <tozza> :p
06:09:00 <Glenn> wb tozza! :)
06:09:00 <tozza> Thats right
06:09:00 <pissbog> how did u kno did ur sister tell me?
06:09:00 <Dracula> I dont have one FAIL
06:09:00 <pissbog> u are drinking now
06:09:00 <Dracula> i am?
06:09:00 <pissbog> u and kelevra
06:09:00 <Dracula> Im just waiting for a mate
06:09:00 <pissbog> yes kid
06:09:00 <pissbog> u dont have mates u got drinking buddies
06:09:00 <pissbog> how did u kno did ur sister tell me?
06:09:00 <Dracula> I dont have one FAIL
06:09:00 <pissbog> u are drinking now
06:09:00 <Dracula> i am?
06:09:00 <pissbog> u and kelevra
06:09:00 <Dracula> Im just waiting for a mate
06:09:00 <pissbog> yes kid
06:09:00 <pissbog> u dont have mates u got drinking buddies
06:10:00 <tozza> cheers glenn
06:10:00 <tozza> Can u cone this guy plz
06:10:00 <pissbog> tozza is a little upset
06:10:00 <tozza> Forgot the command
06:10:00 <pissbog> drunk?
06:10:00 <Glenn> Has issue does he?
06:10:00 <pissbog> drinking will do u no good you gorilla
06:10:00 <Glenn> 12,0 Moving pissbog into the #melbourne "Cone of Silence".
06:10:00 <tozza> `op
06:10:00 <tozza> :p
06:10:00 <tozza> Thats right
06:10:00 <tozza> Can u cone this guy plz
06:10:00 <pissbog> tozza is a little upset
06:10:00 <tozza> Forgot the command
06:10:00 <pissbog> drunk?
06:10:00 <tozza> `op
06:10:00 <tozza> :p
06:10:00 <tozza> Thats right
06:10:00 <tozza> Can u cone this guy plz
06:10:00 <pissbog> tozza is a little upset
06:10:00 <tozza> Forgot the command
06:10:00 <pissbog> drunk?
06:11:00 <Glenn> 12,0 That will keep you quiet for a while!
06:11:00 <tozza> lol
06:11:00 <tozza> How r u glenn
06:11:00 <tozza> How r the studys going
06:11:00 <Glenn> Not too bad thanks. %$@& cold this morning.
06:11:00 <pissbog> drinking will do u no good you gorilla
06:11:00 <tozza> lol
06:11:00 <tozza> How r the studys going
06:11:00 <pissbog> drinking will do u no good you gorilla
06:11:00 <tozza> lol
06:11:00 <tozza> How r the studys going
06:12:00 <Glenn> Today is Saturday... no study today! :)
06:13:00 <tozza> Nice one dude
06:13:00 <tozza> Nice one dude
06:13:00 <tozza> Nice one dude
06:26:00 <tozza> Hi pissbog
06:26:00 <tozza> why u no reply
06:26:00 <tozza> Mote like shitdog aye son
06:26:00 <tozza> Hi pissbog
06:26:00 <tozza> Hi pissbog
06:27:00 <tozza> Dassss right u skinny gingeeeee
06:27:00 <tozza> Mmhmm
06:27:00 <tozza> why u no reply
06:27:00 <tozza> Mote like shitdog aye son
06:27:00 <tozza> Dassss right u skinny gingeeeee
06:27:00 <tozza> Mmhmm
06:27:00 <tozza> why u no reply
06:27:00 <tozza> Mote like shitdog aye son
06:27:00 <tozza> Dassss right u skinny gingeeeee
06:27:00 <tozza> Mmhmm
06:36:00 <tozza> Does anyone wanna hear a joke?
06:36:00 <tozza> Jason hill - b1rd
06:36:00 <tozza> The end
06:36:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLL
06:36:00 <tozza> Does anyone wanna hear a joke?
06:36:00 <tozza> Jason hill - b1rd
06:36:00 <tozza> The end
06:36:00 <tozza> Does anyone wanna hear a joke?
06:36:00 <tozza> Jason hill - b1rd
06:36:00 <tozza> The end
06:37:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLL
06:37:00 <tozza> LOLLLLLLLLLL
07:12:00 <pissbog> faggots
07:12:00 <pissbog> doc rooted breaker
07:12:00 <pissbog> thats yuck
07:12:00 <pissbog> shes too old for u breaker
07:12:00 <pissbog> faggots
07:12:00 <pissbog> doc rooted breaker
07:12:00 <pissbog> thats yuck
07:12:00 <pissbog> faggots
07:12:00 <pissbog> doc rooted breaker
07:12:00 <pissbog> thats yuck
07:13:00 <pissbog> shes too old for u breaker
07:13:00 <pissbog> shes too old for u breaker
07:15:00 <pissbog> dont have a cow man
07:15:00 <pissbog> dont have a cow man
07:15:00 <pissbog> dont have a cow man
08:21:00 <VENoM> `voice
08:22:00 <VENoM> `voice
08:22:00 <VENoM> `voice
08:23:00 <pissbog> venom u snake
08:24:00 <pissbog> venom u snake
08:24:00 <pissbog> venom u snake
08:25:00 <pissbog> where is pong bong
08:25:00 <pissbog> where is pong bong
08:25:00 <pissbog> where is pong bong
08:26:00 <pissbog> needa shave unlike u prepubescent kid'd's brb
08:26:00 <pissbog> needa shave unlike u prepubescent kid'd's brb
08:26:00 <pissbog> needa shave unlike u prepubescent kid'd's brb
08:40:00 <pissbog> beagle roots grannies for dexies
08:40:00 <pissbog> LOL
08:40:00 <pissbog> SPEAK UP beagle
08:40:00 <Mrspoo> pissbog had sex with beehhh
08:40:00 <pissbog> lol
08:40:00 <pissbog> did not
08:40:00 <pissbog> beagle roots grannies for dexies
08:40:00 <pissbog> LOL
08:40:00 <pissbog> SPEAK UP beagle
08:40:00 <Mrspoo> pissbog had sex with beehhh
08:40:00 <pissbog> beagle roots grannies for dexies
08:40:00 <pissbog> LOL
08:40:00 <pissbog> SPEAK UP beagle
08:40:00 <Mrspoo> pissbog had sex with beehhh
08:41:00 <Mrspoo> Projection.
08:41:00 <pissbog> gave hiz car a lil kiss
08:41:00 <pissbog> lol
08:41:00 <pissbog> lol
08:41:00 <pissbog> did not
08:41:00 <Mrspoo> Projection.
08:41:00 <pissbog> gave hiz car a lil kiss
08:41:00 <pissbog> lol
08:41:00 <pissbog> did not
08:41:00 <Mrspoo> Projection.
08:41:00 <pissbog> gave hiz car a lil kiss
09:45:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
09:46:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
09:46:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
10:14:00 <pissbog> lols
10:15:00 <pissbog> hi There lumeah2
10:15:00 <pissbog> lols
10:15:00 <pissbog> hi There lumeah2
10:15:00 <pissbog> lols
10:15:00 <pissbog> hi There lumeah2
10:19:00 <lumeah2> Sup. Lol
10:20:00 <lumeah2> Lol at nick
10:20:00 <pissbog> lol
10:20:00 <lumeah2> Sup. Lol
10:20:00 <lumeah2> Lol at nick
10:20:00 <lumeah2> Sup. Lol
10:20:00 <lumeah2> Lol at nick
10:21:00 <pissbog> sup here not alot
10:21:00 <pissbog> sup there
10:21:00 <pissbog> lol
10:21:00 <pissbog> sup here not alot
10:21:00 <pissbog> lol
10:21:00 <pissbog> sup here not alot
10:22:00 <lumeah2> Windy as fuck
10:22:00 <pissbog> uhuh
10:22:00 <pissbog> sup there
10:22:00 <lumeah2> Windy as fuck
10:22:00 <pissbog> uhuh
10:22:00 <pissbog> sup there
10:22:00 <lumeah2> Windy as fuck
10:22:00 <pissbog> uhuh
10:52:00 <pissfrog> zarkos got cops on his ass
10:52:00 <pissfrog> LOL
10:53:00 <pissfrog> he gunna get done for picking up blonde slut hooker
10:53:00 <pissfrog> zarkos got cops on his ass
10:53:00 <pissfrog> LOL
10:53:00 <pissfrog> zarkos got cops on his ass
10:53:00 <pissfrog> LOL
10:54:00 <pissfrog> owned cunt
10:54:00 <pissfrog> keep in in st kilda frog. ya hear boy?
10:54:00 <pissfrog> he gunna get done for picking up blonde slut hooker
10:54:00 <pissfrog> owned cunt
10:54:00 <pissfrog> he gunna get done for picking up blonde slut hooker
10:54:00 <pissfrog> owned cunt
10:55:00 <pissfrog> keep in in st kilda frog. ya hear boy?
10:55:00 <pissfrog> keep in in st kilda frog. ya hear boy?
11:11:00 <pissfrog> lol
11:12:00 <pissfrog> good cock bro?
11:12:00 <pissfrog> wake up tosspot for me needa have a word man to boy with her
11:12:00 <pissfrog> lol
11:12:00 <pissfrog> good cock bro?
11:12:00 <pissfrog> lol
11:12:00 <pissfrog> good cock bro?
11:13:00 <pissfrog> wake up tosspot for me needa have a word man to boy with her
11:13:00 <pissfrog> wake up tosspot for me needa have a word man to boy with her
11:18:00 <tosspot> kelevra rouse big lanky tosspot
11:19:00 <tosspot> give him a good rimming we both know how much he loves that
11:19:00 <tosspot> kelevra rouse big lanky tosspot
11:19:00 <tosspot> give him a good rimming we both know how much he loves that
11:19:00 <tosspot> kelevra rouse big lanky tosspot
11:19:00 <tosspot> give him a good rimming we both know how much he loves that
11:20:00 <Kelevra> what?
11:20:00 <Kelevra> anyway
11:20:00 <tosspot> dont what me shitlips
11:20:00 <tosspot> u 13 coz u behave like it
11:20:00 <tosspot> ?
11:20:00 <Kelevra> what?
11:20:00 <Kelevra> anyway
11:20:00 <tosspot> dont what me shitlips
11:20:00 <tosspot> u 13 coz u behave like it
11:20:00 <Kelevra> what?
11:20:00 <Kelevra> anyway
11:20:00 <tosspot> dont what me shitlips
11:20:00 <tosspot> u 13 coz u behave like it
11:21:00 <tosspot> ?
11:21:00 <tosspot> ?
11:22:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm actually tired
11:22:00 <Kelevra> had the cops here most of the night, you faggot
11:22:00 <tosspot> why
11:22:00 <tosspot> lol why
11:22:00 <tosspot> u ok?
11:22:00 <Kelevra> partner hit me and didn't remember I know how to hit back
11:22:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm actually tired
11:22:00 <Kelevra> had the cops here most of the night, you faggot
11:22:00 <tosspot> why
11:22:00 <tosspot> lol why
11:22:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm actually tired
11:22:00 <Kelevra> had the cops here most of the night, you faggot
11:22:00 <tosspot> why
11:22:00 <tosspot> lol why
11:23:00 <tosspot> oops
11:23:00 <tosspot> he dead?
11:23:00 <tosspot> no good aye
11:23:00 <tosspot> u ok?
11:23:00 <Kelevra> partner hit me and didn't remember I know how to hit back
11:23:00 <tosspot> oops
11:23:00 <tosspot> he dead?
11:23:00 <tosspot> u ok?
11:23:00 <Kelevra> partner hit me and didn't remember I know how to hit back
11:23:00 <tosspot> oops
11:23:00 <tosspot> he dead?
11:24:00 <Kelevra> nah not dead
11:24:00 <Kelevra> my broom almost died though
11:24:00 <tosspot> y use fightin
11:24:00 <tosspot> lol
11:24:00 <Kelevra> I used to do kick boxing
11:24:00 <tosspot> no good aye
11:24:00 <Kelevra> nah not dead
11:24:00 <Kelevra> my broom almost died though
11:24:00 <tosspot> y use fightin
11:24:00 <tosspot> lol
11:24:00 <Kelevra> I used to do kick boxing
11:24:00 <tosspot> no good aye
11:24:00 <Kelevra> nah not dead
11:24:00 <Kelevra> my broom almost died though
11:24:00 <tosspot> y use fightin
11:24:00 <tosspot> lol
11:24:00 <Kelevra> I used to do kick boxing
11:25:00 <tosspot> why youse fightins
11:25:00 <tosspot> ?
11:25:00 <tosspot> why youse fightins
11:25:00 <tosspot> why youse fightins
11:26:00 <tosspot> money?
11:26:00 <tosspot> ?
11:26:00 <tosspot> ?
11:27:00 <tosspot> money?
11:27:00 <tosspot> money?
11:28:00 <tosspot> do a budget together
11:28:00 <tosspot> seems to help
11:28:00 <tosspot> do a budget together
11:28:00 <tosspot> seems to help
11:28:00 <tosspot> do a budget together
11:28:00 <tosspot> seems to help
11:31:00 <tosspot> bbl all the best kelevra
11:32:00 <tosspot> bbl all the best kelevra
11:32:00 <tosspot> bbl all the best kelevra
11:34:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h48m47s]
11:34:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h48m47s]
11:34:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h48m47s]
12:07:00 <slugger> Hi
12:07:00 <slugger> Hi kelevra
12:07:00 <slugger> Hi
12:07:00 <slugger> Hi kelevra
12:07:00 <slugger> Hi
12:07:00 <slugger> Hi kelevra
12:11:00 <slugger> Hi beagle
12:12:00 <slugger> kurdul hi
12:12:00 <slugger> Hi rabbit
12:12:00 <slugger> Hi beagle
12:12:00 <slugger> kurdul hi
12:12:00 <slugger> Hi rabbit
12:12:00 <slugger> Hi beagle
12:12:00 <slugger> kurdul hi
12:12:00 <slugger> Hi rabbit
12:15:00 <Eppiox> "I brought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day" heh
12:15:00 <Eppiox> "I brought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day" heh
12:15:00 <Eppiox> "I brought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day" heh
12:43:00 <Nice1> hi ibiza
12:43:00 <ibiza> tozza
12:43:00 <ibiza> tozza
12:44:00 <slugger> Hi ishiza
12:44:00 <slugger> Hi tozza
12:44:00 <Nice1> hi ibiza
12:44:00 <slugger> Hi ishiza
12:44:00 <slugger> Hi tozza
12:44:00 <Nice1> hi ibiza
12:44:00 <slugger> Hi ishiza
12:44:00 <slugger> Hi tozza
12:52:00 <tosspot> tossa
12:52:00 <slugger> Sup boe?
12:53:00 <slugger> How's your arse?
12:53:00 <tosspot> tossa
12:53:00 <slugger> Sup boe?
12:53:00 <slugger> How's your arse?
12:53:00 <tosspot> tossa
12:53:00 <slugger> Sup boe?
12:53:00 <slugger> How's your arse?
12:56:00 <tosspot> tosssser
12:56:00 <tosspot> growth hormone overdose
12:56:00 <tosspot> tosssser
12:56:00 <tosspot> growth hormone overdose
12:56:00 <tosspot> tosssser
12:56:00 <tosspot> growth hormone overdose
12:58:00 <milk> my thats a large boat
12:58:00 <milk> my thats a large boat
12:58:00 <milk> my thats a large boat
13:48:00 <Kelevra> fuck what a good 24hrs
13:57:00 <SSS> Kelevra
13:57:00 <SSS> Kelevra how are you?
14:00:00 <Kelevra> shit
14:01:00 <Kelevra> yourself?
14:03:00 <SSS> good
14:03:00 <SSS> whats the matter?
14:05:00 <Kelevra> broke up with my partner in the worst way, had to call the cops twice
14:05:00 <Kelevra> fkn over it
14:35:00 <tosspot> lol
14:41:00 <tosspot> tv gay af today
14:42:00 <tosspot> entertain me u spazzos
14:42:00 <tosspot> speak UP nice1
14:42:00 <tosspot> couleurs
14:43:00 <couleurs> da fukc u want
14:43:00 <tosspot> wot cunt
14:43:00 <tosspot> gettin smart ay
14:43:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me bich
14:43:00 <tosspot> she hawt?
14:43:00 <tosspot> lol
14:44:00 <couleurs> lol
14:44:00 <couleurs> sup!!!!!
14:44:00 <tosspot> fuck all
14:44:00 <tosspot> tv boring
14:44:00 <tosspot> had a feed now have a sleep or a troll
14:44:00 <couleurs1> SiK
14:45:00 <tosspot> yepp
14:45:00 <tosspot> every kunt at footy i think
14:45:00 <tosspot> nice1 wanna start cunt?
14:46:00 <tosspot> word up nice1
14:48:00 <tosspot> kelevra
14:48:00 <tosspot> agent
14:48:00 <tosspot> chanop
14:48:00 <tosspot> ibiza
14:49:00 <tosspot> duckdodgers
14:49:00 <tosspot> venom
14:49:00 <tosspot> etc arbition
14:49:00 <tosspot> speak up
15:11:00 <Kelevra> how bored are you?
15:14:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
15:18:00 <tosspot> juss abit kelevra
15:19:00 <tosspot> lol bored yer
15:19:00 <tosspot> no one to troll
15:19:00 <tosspot> everyone at footy or still out n about
15:20:00 <couleurs1> yer soz i @ da footy
15:20:00 <couleurs1> go da dees
15:20:00 <tosspot> i like to get home before too busy n gunna get cold
15:20:00 <tosspot> big crowd?
15:23:00 <couleurs1> yea boi!!!!!!!!!
15:23:00 <Kelevra> are the pies playing today?
15:23:00 <tosspot> dunno
15:30:00 <Kelevra> I shall check my fridge
15:30:00 <tosspot> report back
15:30:00 <Kelevra> fkn hell now I'm stuck with this stupid fkn cricket picture
15:30:00 <tosspot> hungry still
15:30:00 <Kelevra> fuck I hate exs
15:31:00 <tosspot> lol gumtree?
15:33:00 <Kelevra> yeah tonight 7:30 they're playing
15:33:00 <Kelevra> eh I'll just chuck out what he's left here
15:33:00 <tosspot> oh ok
15:33:00 <tosspot> few games on then
15:33:00 <Kelevra> spewing he took the fkn bed, the cunt was even trying to take the fridge
15:33:00 <tosspot> cheeky
15:34:00 <Kelevra> I gave his mum a fkn serving aswell cause the bitch started yelling in my house infront of my kids
15:34:00 <Kelevra> fat little fuck
15:34:00 <tosspot> what a slag
15:34:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
15:34:00 <Kelevra> she goes don't argue infront of the kids and I said look @ what you're doing and even her partner told her to get the fuck out
15:35:00 <tosspot> did ya smash her
15:35:00 <tosspot> lol
15:35:00 <Kelevra> nah
15:35:00 <SSS> post pic of ex
15:35:00 <Kelevra> I fucked her son up last night though
15:35:00 <Kelevra> nah he's a fat ugly fuck
15:35:00 <tosspot> lol nice
15:35:00 <SSS> Even bette
15:35:00 <SSS> r
15:36:00 <tosspot> my misses would smash me in a fight shes brutal
15:36:00 <tosspot> lol
15:36:00 <Kelevra> well he turns around and threatened my dad and kids, said he'll take me to court, i'm like yeah right buddy
15:36:00 <Kelevra> stupid fuck
15:36:00 <SSS> to court for what?
15:36:00 <Kelevra> I'm not even sure what he could say in court, he hasn't got a fkn pot to piss in
15:36:00 <Kelevra> I've paid for everything
15:37:00 <Kelevra> I paid bond and the months rent in advance
15:37:00 <Kelevra> paid our first month and I'll keep doing it just minus some ungreateful fat fuck mooch
15:37:00 <tosspot> well ur place then
15:37:00 <Kelevra> yeah
15:37:00 <SSS> Is his name on the lease?
15:37:00 <Kelevra> I bet he'll try to get me evicted, like he was super mad today
15:38:00 <Kelevra> yeah his name is on the lease
15:38:00 <SSS> Darn
15:38:00 <Kelevra> he tried snatching the documents today and I grabbed them and he grabbed my wrist so hard it's all bruised
15:38:00 <Kelevra> that's why I called the cops, I dunno what it is but when someone grabs my wrist I just see red
15:39:00 <tosspot> ahh no good
15:40:00 <tosspot> hate demos so stressful
15:40:00 <Kelevra> that's what beer is made for
15:40:00 <tosspot> lol
15:41:00 <Kelevra> fuck I can't wait for my dad to leave tomorrow
15:41:00 <Kelevra> tonight I'm either going to have to crash with the girls or on the couch
15:42:00 <tosspot> canya source new bed
15:42:00 <Kelevra> I have a spare one in my guest bedroom but my dads been sleeping in it
15:42:00 <tosspot> ah yer
15:43:00 <Kelevra> give it a month and i'll be sure ot meet another retarded idiot guy
15:43:00 <tosspot> thatd smell like old ppl
15:43:00 <tosspot> no offence
15:44:00 <tosspot> buy new one
15:44:00 <Kelevra> what do you mean?
15:44:00 <Kelevra> he was pretty damn old
15:44:00 <tosspot> yer
15:44:00 <tosspot> old ppl smell funny
15:44:00 <Kelevra> smallest dick ever but got the job done
15:44:00 <tosspot> ur dad or ex?
15:44:00 <tosspot> lol
15:44:00 <SSS> LOL
15:44:00 <Kelevra> ex
15:45:00 <tosspot> oh
15:45:00 <tosspot> lol
15:45:00 <tosspot> a cawks a cawk spose
15:45:00 <Kelevra> I dunno what I'm more pissed about when I break up with a guy if it's 'holy shit, there goes regular sex' or this time if I'm like 'damn he might take me to court'
15:45:00 <Kelevra> I didn't even know he had a fkn lawyer
15:45:00 <tosspot> lol
15:46:00 <SSS> He probably doesnt
15:46:00 <Kelevra> empty threats you reckon?
15:46:00 <SSS> yeah
15:46:00 <SSS> Whats he wanna take you to court for?
15:46:00 <SSS> the household stuff?
15:46:00 <Kelevra> hopefully, I'm already supposed to be going to court on the 16th
15:46:00 <Kelevra> I think the fridge and just to fuck with my life in general
15:46:00 <SSS> LOL
15:46:00 <SSS> the courts will laugh
15:46:00 <SSS> over a fridge
15:46:00 <SSS> it aint happening
15:46:00 <tosspot> so nasty lol
15:47:00 <SSS> this isnt judge judy
15:47:00 <Kelevra> well last night he's like 'I'm fkn taking you down'
15:47:00 <Kelevra> that's why I smashed him
15:47:00 <SSS> Where is he living now?
15:47:00 <tosspot> lol
15:47:00 <Kelevra> dead set what a big man to threaten a woman
15:47:00 <SSS> With his mother?
15:47:00 <Kelevra> I think @ his brothers or his mums
15:47:00 <SSS> ah yeah
15:47:00 <Kelevra> the cops found him last night cause the cunt took off qwith my ATM card
15:47:00 <Kelevra> with*
15:47:00 <SSS> lol
15:48:00 <Kelevra> so like 4am they rock up and give me my card back cause today is my payday
15:48:00 <SSS> Sounds like you got caught up with the wrong bloke again
15:48:00 <Kelevra> the cop was fkn awesome
15:48:00 <tosspot> she hot?
15:48:00 <Kelevra> it was a dude form aukland
15:48:00 <Kelevra> from*
15:48:00 <tosspot> oh kool
15:48:00 <Kelevra> brb kid needs something
15:48:00 <tosspot> decent cop
15:49:00 <Kelevra> can't wait until she can voice her wants correctly
15:51:00 <Kelevra> fuck she just realised michaels not coming back
15:52:00 <Kelevra> it's like I've kicked out one of her favourite toys
15:52:00 <tosspot> aww
15:53:00 <Kelevra> she's screaming so hard she's not breathing right
15:54:00 <tosspot> poor thing
15:54:00 <tosspot> tip her upside down
15:55:00 <tosspot> clear mucous etc ?
15:56:00 <Kelevra> he's calmed down now
15:56:00 <tosspot> good
15:57:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20596999_1621551697895028_4693371222411476489_n.jpg?oh=b6f8e8c8d2c826ff61d0438810d2fa55&oe=5A340356
15:57:00 <Kelevra> lol that made me laugh
15:58:00 <tosspot> lol
15:58:00 <Kelevra> it's happened to me before so it wasn't so funny but seeing it happen to my sister is hilarious
15:58:00 <Nice1> whos that Kelevra
15:58:00 <Kelevra> my little sister
15:58:00 <Kelevra> it was her bday lastnight
15:58:00 <Nice1> err really
15:58:00 <Nice1> thats a bit mean
15:59:00 <Kelevra> it's what people do
15:59:00 <Nice1> well seems a nasty thing to do
15:59:00 <tosspot> cockhead. lol
15:59:00 <Kelevra> my ex fiance did it to me so when he piked it a party I covered him in dicks with perm marker
16:00:00 <Kelevra> when he did it to me it was so fucked cause I couldn't scrub it off and had to go on a bus home with a dick drawn on my face
16:00:00 <Kelevra> it looked like veins of dick over my face
16:00:00 <Nice1> is that john ninja
16:00:00 <Kelevra> nah we were never engaged
16:00:00 <Nice1> oh ok
16:00:00 <Kelevra> this was anonymity / diditforthelulz
16:00:00 <Kelevra> Delacroix
16:01:00 <tosspot> wat he look like
16:01:00 <Kelevra> he was a decent looking guy, he fkn hates me now
16:01:00 <tosspot> jippo?
16:01:00 <Kelevra> what does that mean?
16:01:00 <tosspot> woggy
16:02:00 <Kelevra> nah he was scottish
16:02:00 <tosspot> oh k
16:02:00 <Kelevra> but born here, couldn't tan for shit but he was good when he was good
16:02:00 <Kelevra> I'm still spewing he hates me though but I can't blame him
16:03:00 <tosspot> y he hate ya
16:03:00 <Kelevra> cause I called off the engagement then I got pregnant to anth0ny
16:04:00 <tosspot> oh
16:04:00 <Kelevra> and we lived together after the engagement was off and my mum died and then he got caught half naked on the couch with Bellatrix
16:04:00 <Kelevra> fuck she was a royal whore
16:04:00 <Kelevra> I threatened to kick her ass and he kicked me out of the house lol
16:04:00 <Kelevra> total irc wars
16:04:00 <tosspot> lol
16:05:00 <tosspot> you could write a novel
16:05:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
16:05:00 <Kelevra> I've met like a qtr of irc
16:05:00 <tosspot> bellatrix i recall the nick
16:05:00 <tosspot> long ago
16:05:00 <Kelevra> and I can say we're all fucked up units
16:05:00 <tosspot> yer
16:06:00 <Kelevra> one party I went to in adelaide I met like 15 people who all used irc and i'm like wtf how does this shit happen
16:06:00 <tosspot> lol
16:06:00 <Kelevra> like it wasn't an irc invite or anything like that
16:06:00 <Kelevra> just shit truly does happen by chance
16:06:00 <tosspot> like minded ppl
16:07:00 <tosspot> yer
16:07:00 <Kelevra> I think we were all fried back then tbh
16:07:00 <tosspot> hate that
16:07:00 <tosspot> makes me paranoid sometimes
16:07:00 <Kelevra> I'm paranoid as fuck today
16:07:00 <tosspot> lol many still r
16:07:00 <Kelevra> I keep looking out the window thinking fuckwit will come back
16:08:00 <tosspot> yer thatd suck
16:08:00 <Kelevra> his left books and some pants and this stupid cricket pic
16:08:00 <Kelevra> fuck I hate cricket
16:08:00 <tosspot> me too i hate all sports
16:09:00 <Kelevra> If I didn't have the kids I so would've fucked him up today but I think he wants me to lose my shit so then HE can call the cops on me
16:09:00 <Kelevra> but I did tell the police last night I hit him
16:09:00 <Kelevra> I've got sfa to hide
16:09:00 <tosspot> yer
16:10:00 <Kelevra> plus I think the police like honesty
16:10:00 <Kelevra> the kiwi cop had a bit of a chuckle
16:11:00 <tosspot> was he moari
16:13:00 <TheRon> beef and ale stew for tea tonight
16:13:00 <TheRon> been since 10am
16:13:00 <Kelevra> nah pakiha
16:13:00 <Kelevra> like me
16:14:00 <Kelevra> sounds good TheRon
16:14:00 <TheRon> go nicley with my current ale
16:15:00 <Kelevra> I'm having a boags atm
16:15:00 <Kelevra> trying to calm my nerves
16:15:00 <TheRon> premium me
16:16:00 <TheRon> only trouble with the stew i made, i had to have half a stubbie for breakfast
16:16:00 <tosspot> cool
16:16:00 <Kelevra> lol
16:18:00 <tosspot> i lock myself in me car
16:19:00 <tosspot> thats good and keeps u from copin plates in the head
16:19:00 <Kelevra> lol
16:19:00 <TheRon> i believe in the old adage of no woman no cry
16:20:00 <Kelevra> no man = tears
16:20:00 <TheRon> too much ice sream?
16:20:00 <Kelevra> but fuck I'd rather be single than at eachothers throats
16:20:00 <tosspot> tried that for 3 weeks was bored af after 1
16:20:00 <tosspot> lol
16:21:00 <Kelevra> eh once I calm down I'll find another good or bad egg
16:21:00 <Kelevra> I hope the next one is good though
16:21:00 <Kelevra> so tired of meeting wankers
16:21:00 <tosspot> lol
16:21:00 <Kelevra> I just want a guy who isn't close to his mum, who works and is a decent root
16:22:00 <tosspot> the coppa get him
16:22:00 <Kelevra> I still can't believe I paid this guys car payments and moved to the middle of fucking nowhere
16:22:00 <TheRon> the decent root part rules me out
16:22:00 <Kelevra> yeah you've mentioned your a half ass in the sack
16:22:00 <tosspot> lol thats a big checklist
16:22:00 <Kelevra> I fkn let my ex shove it in my ass that's how fkn dedicated I was
16:22:00 <tosspot> rules out 99 percent of us lol
16:23:00 <tosspot> haha
16:23:00 <Kelevra> like but that was so he'd fall inlove with me but then after that I was like 'nahhhhh'
16:24:00 <Kelevra> @ least I'll be back to my normal self soon enough, I swear the cunt was trying to get me fat
16:24:00 <tosspot> lol
16:24:00 <Kelevra> fkn cheesecake and shit beer
16:24:00 <tosspot> haha
16:24:00 <Kelevra> I seriously didn't even think of the cheesecake factory before I met him
16:24:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/bHctumEQQRc
16:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mick's Love Line - The Late Show Australia (Dec 1, 2012) Length: 0 - Category: Comedy - 5,442 views views - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:24:00 <TheRon> there you go
16:24:00 <Kelevra> then valentines day he rocks up with cheesecake and half dead flowers
16:24:00 <tosspot> u underweight?
16:24:00 <tosspot> LOL
16:25:00 <SSS> LOOOLLLL
16:25:00 <Kelevra> I was underweight, now I'm @ my normal weight but it seriously was getting to the point I thought I'd get fat
16:25:00 <tosspot> probly from cemetary
16:25:00 <SSS> What did he do for work?
16:25:00 <tosspot> lol id probly try fatten u up too
16:26:00 <Kelevra> I have a feeling his demonic little fat assed mum pinched them from her work
16:26:00 <tosspot> lol
16:26:00 <Kelevra> well when I met him he was a couch lizard playing world of warcraft then he worked @ an organic veg place in mornington then he delivered milk and now he's supposably working @ amart furniture
16:26:00 <tosspot> jew cunts
16:27:00 <Kelevra> but shit, today he was supposed to work and instead his fat ass was here causing me shit
16:27:00 <tosspot> never been there
16:27:00 <SSS> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
16:27:00 <tosspot> lol
16:27:00 <SSS> A mart furniture in Dandenong?
16:27:00 <Kelevra> I swear if I see him tomorrow I'm headbutting him
16:27:00 <Kelevra> nah in franga
16:27:00 <SSS> LOL
16:28:00 <Kelevra> I presume he's living @ his mums or brothers
16:28:00 <Kelevra> I saw the dickheads on my way home from the shops
16:28:00 <tosspot> topshelf
16:28:00 <SSS> I didnt even know there was an A Mart furniture in Frankston
16:28:00 <Kelevra> yeah near jbhifi and harvey norman
16:28:00 <SSS> oh yeah
16:28:00 <SSS> the homemaker centre
16:28:00 <TheRon> father's day in franston you just see all these kids just crossing the street, it's so weird
16:28:00 <Kelevra> kind of where bunnings is
16:28:00 <tosspot> lollll
16:29:00 <SSS> Yeah I know it now
16:29:00 <Kelevra> he'll only get fatter working there
16:29:00 <SSS> LOOLLL
16:29:00 <SSS> Sales Person?
16:29:00 <Kelevra> their snags are fkn awesome
16:29:00 <tosspot> yum
16:29:00 <SSS> oh Bunnings
16:29:00 <SSS> LOOOLLLL
16:29:00 <tosspot> lol
16:29:00 <Kelevra> nah he's working out back in his hi vis that I fkn bought him
16:29:00 <SSS> oh
16:29:00 <SSS> Storeman
16:29:00 <Kelevra> the cunts are giving him a forklift license when he's scared of heights
16:29:00 <tosspot> LOL
16:29:00 <Kelevra> it's like a cherry picking license or some shit
16:30:00 <SSS> High Reach
16:30:00 <SSS> LF
16:30:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: you got me listening to sheryl crow songs
16:30:00 <Kelevra> I swear I hope something falls on the fat shit
16:30:00 <SSS> LOOOOLLLLLL
16:30:00 <tosspot> lol
16:30:00 <Kelevra> TheRon how come?
16:30:00 <Kelevra> if it makesssssssssssss you happyyyyyy it can't be that baddddddd
16:30:00 <TheRon> all the songs seems to be about you atm
16:30:00 <Kelevra> fkn bitch was wrong with that one
16:31:00 <SSS> Why did he make you move to Mornington?
16:31:00 <Kelevra> michael made me happy then super mad and angry
16:31:00 <tosspot> lol
16:31:00 <Kelevra> cause he told my real estate to go fuck themselves so then they cracked the shits @ me and gave me 60 days notice
16:31:00 <TheRon> his name was michael, there's your problem
16:31:00 <tosspot> LOL
16:31:00 <SSS> Got it
16:31:00 <SSS> Damn
16:32:00 <Kelevra> now those assholes are taking me to vcat so life is balls deep in my face
16:32:00 <SSS> vcat?
16:32:00 <Kelevra> and now michael wants to take me to court
16:32:00 <Kelevra> victoria house thing court
16:32:00 <SSS> forget the Micahel to court, worry about vcat
16:32:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm not going
16:32:00 <tosspot> i tell my agent to get fkd all the time. politely tho
16:32:00 <tosspot> they hate it
16:32:00 <Kelevra> like it says I don't have to so I'll just get them to dump a fine on me
16:33:00 <TheRon> the first cut is the deepest
16:33:00 <SSS> Are you at least close to shops?
16:33:00 <Kelevra> they want about 2k
16:33:00 <SSS> Public Transport on the Peninsula is shit
16:33:00 <Kelevra> I have one set of shops near me
16:33:00 <SSS> Thats okay then
16:33:00 <Kelevra> they don't sell nappies though which sucks so I'll have to get the family to stock up when they're over
16:33:00 <tosspot> jack a car seems to attract little police attention these days
16:34:00 <SSS> oh yeah
16:34:00 <Kelevra> I should crack onto my old paul, he used to love me
16:34:00 <Kelevra> old mate*
16:34:00 <tosspot> yes
16:34:00 <Kelevra> he works and his car is pretty decent, I fucked it up years ago
16:34:00 <tosspot> good idea
16:34:00 <TheRon> he give you a freebie?
16:34:00 <Kelevra> I smashed it into a pole in bondi
16:35:00 <Kelevra> but he fixed it
16:35:00 <Kelevra> I think he has his own house
16:35:00 <Kelevra> his dads a fucked up unit
16:35:00 <tosspot> get in there
16:35:00 <Kelevra> but yeah paul used to come on irc years ago under krayzee
16:35:00 <Kelevra> he thinks he's black but he's not
16:35:00 <tosspot> lol
16:36:00 <Kelevra> he's like the whitest tallest guy
16:36:00 <Kelevra> we once did shrooms together and I thought I could read his mind
16:36:00 <Kelevra> well I'm fairly sure I could
16:36:00 <Kelevra> cause I was totally right
16:36:00 <Kelevra> we got to a pub and I'm like 'nah you have to take me home'
16:36:00 <Kelevra> and he reckons while driving home he was going to fall out of his car
16:37:00 <tosspot> lol
16:37:00 <Kelevra> so that night was heaps, I must've spoken to myself in the mirror for hours before passing out
16:37:00 <Kelevra> oh to be young again
16:37:00 <Kelevra> fuck it I'll hit him up on fb
16:38:00 <tosspot> indeed
16:38:00 <Kelevra> boom
16:38:00 <TheRon> ask him for a commitment free shag, most blokes say yes
16:39:00 <tosspot> lol
16:39:00 <Kelevra> fuck I feel like a weirdo
16:39:00 <Kelevra> 'hey hows it going' like after not speaking forever
16:39:00 <tosspot> what 4 months?
16:39:00 <TheRon> open up with "fancy a root?"
16:40:00 <tosspot> LOL
16:40:00 <Kelevra> nah I haven't seen him since about 2011
16:40:00 <tosspot> cant go wrong with that one
16:40:00 <Kelevra> he tried to fight my brother so I kicked him out
16:40:00 <tosspot> oh thas not too bad
16:40:00 <Kelevra> then months later I kicked my brother out
16:40:00 <Kelevra> my brothers a dickhead
16:40:00 <Kelevra> ibiza and tozza know him
16:41:00 <Kelevra> although shit I just remembered I owe paul $655
16:41:00 <tosspot> shhh
16:41:00 <tosspot> just deny it
16:41:00 <Kelevra> he helped me move all my shit to maribyrnong when my mum died and I didn't pay him back cause the removalists damaged some of my shit
16:41:00 <TheRon> is he worth $655
16:42:00 <Kelevra> eh it's that long ago, plus he smoked heaps of weed so I doubt he remembers
16:42:00 <Kelevra> nah pauls not worth much
16:42:00 <fbiuwebiu> $6.55 ?
16:42:00 <Kelevra> shit and I just remembered he invited me to some ball but when I googled it was like a sex party
16:42:00 <Kelevra> so I called him a pervert
16:42:00 <TheRon> bargain!
16:42:00 <tosspot> lol
16:42:00 <fbiuwebiu> wait u mean $3.50
16:43:00 <TheRon> tree fiddy?
16:43:00 <Kelevra> hrmmm maybe pauls not such a great idea
16:43:00 <fbiuwebiu> lockness monster
16:43:00 <tosspot> lol
16:43:00 <Kelevra> fucker hasn't responded
16:43:00 <Kelevra> maybe I should totally scan the love letter he wrote me
16:43:00 <TheRon> alnis morrisette?
16:44:00 <Kelevra> it's the gayest fkn crap anyone has ever wrote me
16:44:00 <tosspot> he gay right
16:44:00 <Kelevra> "I love you and will always'
16:44:00 <Kelevra> fkn people who listen to rnb shouldn't be trusted
16:44:00 <tosspot> lol gay af
16:44:00 <Kelevra> 112 used to be good and new edition
16:44:00 <Kelevra> but my exs fav band was boyz2men
16:45:00 <TheRon> keith sweat
16:45:00 <Kelevra> and he was a fkn fruitcake
16:45:00 <tosspot> lol
16:45:00 <tosspot> wtf
16:45:00 <Kelevra> I got one of his mates to tell him he still has shit here
16:45:00 <TheRon> end of the road is a good song
16:45:00 <Kelevra> but I should really burn all his shit right?
16:45:00 <Kelevra> I still like the roots
16:45:00 <Kelevra> the band and the deed I might add
16:46:00 <TheRon> i heard that about you :P
16:46:00 <Kelevra> well it's true
16:46:00 <Kelevra> I'm fairly open about my whoring asshat ways
16:47:00 <tosspot> well
16:47:00 <tosspot> give him a harder beating.
16:48:00 <tosspot> then he cant talk but still can fk
16:48:00 <Kelevra> I figure I'll have to date another fat short guy
16:48:00 <Kelevra> cause they can't climb fences
16:48:00 <tosspot> to escape?
16:48:00 <tosspot> lol
16:48:00 <Kelevra> nah so they can't get in
16:48:00 <tosspot> oh
16:48:00 <Kelevra> L33 was a pro @ getting the types who can't escape
16:49:00 <Kelevra> she'd pick up dudes with crutches and sunburn
16:49:00 <Kelevra> they're easy targets
16:49:00 <tosspot> lol
16:49:00 <Kelevra> and like joel was just fkn mental
16:49:00 <Kelevra> kuniva
16:49:00 <tosspot> miss his meltdowns
16:49:00 <Kelevra> he needed an injection in his ass every month so he'd not flip his shit
16:49:00 <Kelevra> but he'd always flip his shit anyway
16:49:00 <tosspot> i was like that lol
16:50:00 <TheRon> cancer?
16:50:00 <Kelevra> yeah what happened to him?
16:50:00 <TheRon> in the ass?
16:50:00 <Kelevra> nah it's like some mental stablizer
16:50:00 <tosspot> depo antipsychotics
16:50:00 <Kelevra> they chuck in your ass cheek
16:50:00 <tosspot> yer was on em for ages too
16:50:00 <tosspot> involuntary
16:50:00 <Kelevra> a nurse once raped my anus cause I couldn't shit
16:51:00 <tosspot> lol
16:51:00 <Kelevra> she shoved a sopository in it
16:51:00 <TheRon> damn?
16:51:00 <tosspot> do that urself easy
16:51:00 <Kelevra> my mate was like 'dude you just got raped by a huge bitch from holland'
16:51:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't do it myself, I was in way too much pain
16:51:00 <tosspot> jeez
16:51:00 <Kelevra> but yeah flipped me over like a ragdoll and had her way with me
16:51:00 <tosspot> dont let it get that bad
16:52:00 <Kelevra> I bet the bitches name was helga or something
16:52:00 <Kelevra> helga the great rapist of all nations and anus' around the world
16:52:00 <TheRon> she snap those gloves?
16:52:00 <tosspot> lol
16:52:00 <Kelevra> yeah i'm fairly sure she had gloves and lube on hand
16:53:00 <Kelevra> that was a fucked up hospital trip they made me shit in a bed pan
16:53:00 <tosspot> y so constipated
16:53:00 <Kelevra> imagine inspecting peoples shit for a living
16:53:00 <fbiuwebiu> ew
16:53:00 <Kelevra> I had pancreatitis
16:53:00 <tosspot> oh
16:53:00 <fbiuwebiu> some people are cooking food here
16:53:00 <fbiuwebiu> do u mind
16:53:00 <tosspot> did u rip it out
16:53:00 <fbiuwebiu> dirty slut
16:53:00 <Kelevra> shit and food go hand in hand nigger
16:54:00 <Kelevra> nah you can't take out your pancreas
16:54:00 <tosspot> turns into shit
16:54:00 <tosspot> ohh
16:54:00 <tosspot> inflamed
16:54:00 <Kelevra> that was like the first thing I asked
16:54:00 <tosspot> appendix i thinkin
16:54:00 <Kelevra> cause no shit, I went from 55kgs to 65kgs then down to 43kgs
16:54:00 <fbiuwebiu> what are you now
16:54:00 <fbiuwebiu> 200kg
16:54:00 <tosspot> what causes that
16:54:00 <Kelevra> back to 55
16:54:00 <Kelevra> pancreas being inflamed
16:55:00 <fbiuwebiu> bullshit
16:55:00 <fbiuwebiu> fuck whore
16:55:00 <fbiuwebiu> haha
16:55:00 <tosspot> y tho
16:55:00 <Kelevra> but yeah I went to 43 cause I was on a feeding machine
16:55:00 <Kelevra> oh I broke up with my ex fiance cause i wanted to be with my family
16:55:00 <Kelevra> so then I was full blown depressed and drank like a pirate
16:55:00 <Kelevra> so that fucked my pancreas
16:55:00 <tosspot> aww
16:56:00 <Kelevra> eh it was meant to be
16:56:00 <Kelevra> he's now with a woman he always had a crush on even when he was with me
16:56:00 <Kelevra> so shit worked out for him
16:56:00 <Kelevra> i'm happy if he's happy
16:56:00 <tosspot> yer
16:56:00 <Kelevra> there's always plenty of fish in the sea
16:57:00 <tosspot> spose
16:57:00 <Kelevra> plus I can just lower my standards like I did with the last guy
16:57:00 <tosspot> lol
16:57:00 <Kelevra> trying to think of the lowest guy I've dated but there's so many
16:57:00 <tosspot> lolol
16:58:00 <Kelevra> not one completely stands out
16:58:00 <Kelevra> like my kids fathers were tall and fat
16:58:00 <tosspot> kids tall n fat?
16:58:00 <Kelevra> I had a nightmare about my first borns father falling off a house and killing me
16:58:00 <Kelevra> nah the kids are tall but not fat
16:59:00 <tosspot> grog then
16:59:00 <Kelevra> they're 2 and 3 so they just run around like mad bitches
16:59:00 <Kelevra> the youngest is going to miss my ex
16:59:00 <Kelevra> they both had blue eyes so she felt like they were aliens but twins
17:00:00 <Kelevra> cept he's a fat loser and she's awesome
17:00:00 <Kelevra> I totally hope he lost his new job for causing this shit to me today
17:02:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: i'll shot some whickey for ya
17:02:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: i'll shot some whiskey for ya
17:02:00 <Kelevra> he took all the lamps and left me with a fucking buzz lightening toy story one
17:03:00 <TheRon> good jamesons, not shit stuff
17:03:00 <Kelevra> jokes on him cause I took all the globes
17:03:00 <Kelevra> I love jamesons
17:03:00 <Kelevra> oh and I took his canadian club and hid it in the microwave
17:03:00 <Kelevra> BOOM
17:03:00 <tosspot> lol
17:03:00 <Kelevra> Melanie wins
17:03:00 <TheRon> it is good stuff, slightly stronger than your average whiskey
17:03:00 <tosspot> how long ya fight go for?
17:04:00 <Kelevra> good part of last night until I kicked him out then today from 11am-1:30pm closed to 2pm
17:04:00 <tosspot> not bad effort
17:04:00 <Kelevra> if it was johninja he would've just kicked my ass
17:04:00 <tosspot> ive had some last days lol
17:04:00 <Kelevra> michael only left my arm bruised thankfully
17:04:00 <tosspot> sooo lucky neighbours too scared of me to call cops
17:05:00 <tosspot> :)
17:05:00 <Kelevra> yeah im actually surprised my neighbours didn't call the cops
17:05:00 <Kelevra> cause it's not the first time we've gone ape shit
17:05:00 <Kelevra> erghhh here we go, the fkn neighbours got a harley
17:05:00 <tosspot> always reassuring when u can have a nice demo without neighbours bein nosey
17:06:00 <Kelevra> I swear only fgts ride harleys
17:06:00 <tosspot> true
17:06:00 <Kelevra> they're so fkn annoying
17:06:00 <Kelevra> crap I think my socks stink
17:06:00 <tosspot> a true faggots bike
17:06:00 <Kelevra> yeah well fuck they're just loud and annoying
17:07:00 <Kelevra> pauls fb page was still open, I forgot how ugly he is
17:07:00 <Kelevra> along with harleys his face is annoying
17:07:00 <tosspot> buy new ones
17:07:00 <tosspot> yer
17:07:00 <tosspot> reliable tho
17:07:00 <tosspot> simple design the older ones anyway
17:07:00 <tosspot> lol
17:07:00 <tosspot> close eyes
17:08:00 <Kelevra> hrmmm something is making a weird sound brb
17:09:00 <tosspot> vibrations from harley
17:12:00 <Kelevra> nah it was my daughter playing with some traffic light toy
17:12:00 <Kelevra> my dads a dickhead, my youngest was mauling the carseats and he's watching abc kids
17:13:00 <tosspot> lol
17:13:00 <Kelevra> although I'm contemplating asking him to stay longer cause I so need a break
17:13:00 <SSS> What did your poor dad do when the fights were going down?
17:13:00 <tosspot> have a kitcat
17:14:00 <Kelevra> he just shit himself, michael was trying to tell my dad to be on his side and my dad said get fucked
17:14:00 <Kelevra> like michael was saying 'hit her, put her in her place'
17:14:00 <tosspot> lol
17:14:00 <Kelevra> but my dad knows not to get on my case so he said 'nah go fuck yourself'
17:15:00 <Kelevra> my dads the most chilled out fucker you'll meet
17:15:00 <tosspot> smart man
17:15:00 <TheRon> all good if he's going off at you like that, he's an arsehole
17:15:00 <Kelevra> well if I was his age I'd be like 'nah you kids fight it out'
17:15:00 <Kelevra> michael was trying to tell my dad to tell the cops I hit him
17:15:00 <Kelevra> and I told them anyway
17:16:00 <Kelevra> he grabbed me so I hit him
17:16:00 <Kelevra> it's simple
17:16:00 <Kelevra> he kept telling me to talk it through but once he threatened my kids and my dad I just went fkn bonkers
17:17:00 <Kelevra> there was no fixing that, I told him you can't take back your words or reverse time
17:17:00 <Kelevra> so it was over when he said that shit
17:17:00 <Kelevra> and he always talks about 'knowing how to play the game' in his words
17:17:00 <Kelevra> and I'm like dude this isn't fucking world of warcraft or call of duty it's fkn life
17:17:00 <tosspot> lol
17:18:00 <tosspot> is he a gamer?
17:18:00 <Kelevra> seriously wtf is this game he speaks of
17:18:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's a wanker and a gamer
17:18:00 <Kelevra> he's a fkn shaman on world of warcraft
17:18:00 <TheRon> i say beware of all gamers
17:18:00 <tosspot> lol
17:18:00 <Kelevra> it's the most fucked up race on there
17:18:00 <tosspot> true
17:19:00 <Kelevra> @ least my mains were a hunter and a druid but fuck I was in my 20's back when I played
17:19:00 <TheRon> marvin gaye - let's get in on, is this song appropriate right now?
17:19:00 <Kelevra> our first argument was about him and wow
17:19:00 <tosspot> i thought only homos played that
17:19:00 <Kelevra> I told him I felt like I was single cause the fuckhead was constantly playing
17:19:00 <tosspot> morning milk
17:20:00 <milk> eh hello, nice I like
17:20:00 <Kelevra> oh and he told me if he can't play wow I can't use irc
17:20:00 <Kelevra> cause apparently everyone just wants to root me
17:20:00 <TheRon> i was in tears watching the south park world of warcraft ep
17:20:00 <tosspot> lol
17:20:00 <Kelevra> I told him the truth 'you all think I'm a feral dickhead' and I'm cool with that
17:20:00 <Kelevra> fuck he's a moron
17:20:00 <tosspot> well.. yeah course they do lol
17:20:00 <tosspot> you female
17:20:00 <milk> eh, what do you do if Prince Harry has just shot your ex girlfriend who you were going to get back together with?
17:21:00 <tosspot> irc lotta despos
17:21:00 <Kelevra> nah I reckon I'd be scraping the bottom of the barrel
17:21:00 <tosspot> lol milk what?
17:21:00 <Kelevra> I've fucked almost everyone on irc
17:21:00 <tosspot> cry?
17:21:00 <Kelevra> TheRon just won't put out and you're taken so there goes those chances
17:21:00 <Kelevra> THANKS RON
17:21:00 <tosspot> lol
17:22:00 <Kelevra> now I'll be single with a useless vagina for eternity
17:22:00 <TheRon> once you go TheRon you can't go wrong
17:22:00 <milk> how to explain, my ex girlfriend was a CIA agent and Prince Harry shot her
17:22:00 <Kelevra> my vagina can't even have babies and seriously the last time it was used it felt like cramps
17:22:00 <Kelevra> milk that's fkn ace
17:23:00 <tosspot> thats sad milk
17:23:00 <Kelevra> write a book on how evil that cunt harry is
17:23:00 <tosspot> uk and us allies
17:23:00 <Kelevra> gingers always go bad
17:23:00 <tosspot> whats with that?
17:23:00 <milk> I said "NO leave her alone, you are a soldiers rape child and you are fucking a boong!"
17:23:00 <Kelevra> LOL
17:23:00 <TheRon> US forces give the nod........
17:23:00 <tosspot> lol
17:24:00 <Kelevra> I swear this is more funnier than my little sister waking up with a dick drawn on her forehead
17:24:00 <Kelevra> I need the funnies atm
17:24:00 <tosspot> lol
17:24:00 <Kelevra> someone should harrass michael and tell him to give my sunnies back cause he's a wanker
17:25:00 <Kelevra> he even took my collingwood cups
17:25:00 <TheRon> almost lawn bowls seasons for me, nearly time to get out the bumcrack
17:25:00 <Kelevra> and two awesome pans
17:25:00 <Kelevra> he kept saying he bought everything
17:25:00 <TheRon> with your money i bet
17:25:00 <Kelevra> hey if he does bring me to court and i show them my bankstatements
17:25:00 <Kelevra> would the court tell him to pay me back
17:26:00 <TheRon> have we got a judge judy here?
17:26:00 <milk> well anyway it turns out Malcolm Turnbull had been raped in the street and was having a power lunch
17:26:00 <Kelevra> cause there's petrol I paid for and car payments and he had my ATM card the whole time
17:26:00 <tosspot> u doin my head in milk!
17:26:00 <Kelevra> I only got it back 4am this morning
17:26:00 <tosspot> better than bein bored spose
17:26:00 <Kelevra> like fair enough I'm a slack bitch who hates purses
17:26:00 <TheRon> does he get the bond back?
17:27:00 <Kelevra> nah he shouldn't cause my family paid for it
17:27:00 <Kelevra> his little fat feral parents didn't do shit
17:27:00 <TheRon> then tell him to fuck off
17:27:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I can't even tell him that cause he's blocked me from fb
17:28:00 <Kelevra> he took the housephone
17:28:00 <milk> did you know that Micheal is Hornet Pilot, Eagles Player and an Astronaut who likes to spend time with grass roots development
17:28:00 <milk> ?
17:28:00 <Kelevra> he even took the foxtel box
17:28:00 <Kelevra> how am I going to fucking live without C.I channel
17:28:00 <TheRon> has he taken anything important??
17:28:00 <Kelevra> I loved that channel more than him
17:28:00 <Kelevra> and I'll never know how the valleys ends
17:28:00 <tosspot> knew hes a greedy businessman.
17:29:00 <TheRon> i'd struggle without fox footy
17:29:00 <Kelevra> well he took all my kids snack which i thought was shit and he tried to take the bond receipt but I got that off him quick smart like a fkn ninja yoink
17:29:00 <tosspot> a mobster nothing else
17:29:00 <Kelevra> e left a bunch of cricket shit here
17:29:00 <Kelevra> he*
17:30:00 <Kelevra> like this big ass cricket pic and some cricket books
17:30:00 <Kelevra> he was supposed to go pro for aus then he blew his knee out and got fat and became a wanker
17:30:00 <tosspot> and a pedofile too milk.
17:30:00 <milk> so I went to HJs and ordered lunch. I ate the burger on the way home and narrowly avoided being arrested by micheal for an unlicensed chocolate thickshake
17:31:00 <Kelevra> but yeah on the upside I proved to my other ex wanker johninja that I would bang a short fat guy
17:31:00 <Kelevra> fairly proud of myself in that aspect
17:31:00 <tosspot> mobsters dont have power of atrest
17:32:00 <TheRon> i won't do HJ's heard too many stories of food poisoning
17:32:00 <Kelevra> I love hjs
17:32:00 <Kelevra> that fkn grill masters thing
17:32:00 <Kelevra> and rodeos
17:32:00 <tosspot> was good years ago havent tried for long time
17:32:00 <Kelevra> omfg I'm wet just thinking about it
17:32:00 <Kelevra> oh wait that's my period
17:32:00 <TheRon> we got a grill'd in ballarat, much better
17:33:00 <Kelevra> I had grill'd in frankston
17:33:00 <tosspot> hj broady is crap
17:33:00 <Kelevra> but now frankston is goneys
17:33:00 <tosspot> dunno if all the same
17:33:00 <Kelevra> borady is crap in general
17:33:00 <tosspot> ah its orrite
17:33:00 <Kelevra> fkn turks
17:33:00 <tosspot> when the young hoons arent about
17:34:00 <TheRon> yeah gallipoli sucked
17:34:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're all hoons and thugs
17:34:00 <Kelevra> there was this dickhead who used to come on here, I forget his name
17:34:00 <tosspot> it can be good one minute and gangers everywhere the next
17:34:00 <Kelevra> but yeah I dated/fucked him and he cheated on me with my best mate @ the time
17:35:00 <Kelevra> and the bitch gave him herpes
17:35:00 <Kelevra> best shit ever
17:35:00 <TheRon> the ottoman empire sultans we're all about just gettting their dicks wet
17:35:00 <tosspot> thats crap
17:35:00 <Kelevra> I caught them in the act and yeah it's weird fighting naked people
17:35:00 <Kelevra> but I did get their clothes and throw them out the window so they had to go out naked to fetch them
17:36:00 <TheRon> borat style?
17:36:00 <Kelevra> it pleased me muchly
17:36:00 <milk> has anyone ever been jerking to porn and suddenly realised there is a family member on screen?
17:36:00 <Kelevra> worst than that cause she had huge tits you couldn't even cup
17:36:00 <tosspot> lol
17:36:00 <tosspot> nope
17:37:00 <Kelevra> she lost alot of weird so the titties did go smallish
17:37:00 <Kelevra> shit i think I still have her on fb
17:37:00 <TheRon> any more than a handful is a waste
17:37:00 <milk> is it wrong to laugh during a catholic wedding?
17:38:00 <Kelevra> well she was fat and used to munch on cock heaps but now she seems alright
17:38:00 <tosspot> hmm lol
17:38:00 <tosspot> yes milk!
17:38:00 <TheRon> i think it's wrong to goto a catholic wdding
17:38:00 <tosspot> unless...
17:38:00 <Kelevra> milk it's acceptable
17:38:00 <tosspot> u hide while praying to laugh
17:38:00 <Kelevra> I need to shit brb
17:38:00 <milk> well anyway I didnt get invited to the reception
17:39:00 <TheRon> you gotta watch the priests hands for the whole time
17:39:00 <tosspot> dodged a bullet
17:39:00 <milk> nah they were lighting candles and shit
17:39:00 <tosspot> weird as
17:39:00 <milk> the magic used candle lighting ceremony
17:40:00 <TheRon> i don't trust catholic priests, is that wrong?
17:40:00 <tosspot> same stuff
17:40:00 <tosspot> i dunno nuffin bout catholics
17:40:00 <TheRon> child fuckers
17:40:00 <tosspot> probly
17:40:00 <TheRon> too harsh?
17:40:00 <tosspot> well yer
17:41:00 <milk> no children got fucked in the bible I read
17:41:00 <tosspot> sorta got caught didnt they
17:41:00 <tosspot> lol indeed
17:41:00 <TheRon> until cardinal pell goes to jail, they haven't done shit
17:41:00 <milk> I believe he is innocent
17:42:00 <TheRon> you're about the only one
17:42:00 <milk> it was all them other priest what buggered the little boys
17:42:00 <tosspot> could be
17:42:00 <Kelevra> don't jews fuck kids?
17:42:00 <Kelevra> seriously I read its acceptable for jewish dudes to fuck little boys
17:42:00 <tosspot> yer he being punished for backing the church itself
17:42:00 <TheRon> he's either involved or he lied under oath, either way he should do time
17:43:00 <tosspot> yer
17:43:00 <Kelevra> where's Chelle she's a jew
17:43:00 <Kelevra> she'd know
17:43:00 <Kelevra> my nick is apparently jewish
17:43:00 <tosspot> old doc was a jew sorta twisted cunt i liked him
17:43:00 <Kelevra> but I'm not really into any shit like that
17:43:00 <Kelevra> my nick is just cause I liked a movie
17:44:00 <Kelevra> josh harnett or however you spell it
17:44:00 <Kelevra> fuck I'd seriously rape him
17:44:00 <TheRon> the green lantern?
17:44:00 <Kelevra> just baseball bat him in the face and have my way with his lifeless body passionately
17:44:00 <milk> HAve you heard of the seamans rent-a-bouy?
17:44:00 <Kelevra> nah lucky number slevin
17:45:00 <Kelevra> the guys name in it is slevin kelevra
17:45:00 <TheRon> wasn't he archer or something?
17:45:00 <Kelevra> maybe
17:45:00 <Kelevra> fuck my heart just broke
17:45:00 <Kelevra> no foxtel and I lent my externals to my mate
17:45:00 <Kelevra> fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu foxtel
17:46:00 <Kelevra> life consuming idiot box piece of shit
17:46:00 <tosspot> externals lol
17:46:00 <Kelevra> okay, you guys are my life now
17:46:00 <TheRon> be forced to watch the footy?
17:46:00 <Kelevra> like seriously, my world will revolve around you and your every single action
17:46:00 <SSS> externals?
17:46:00 <TheRon> collingwood is playing north
17:46:00 <Kelevra> external hard drives
17:47:00 <SSS> North looking for that first round draft pick
17:47:00 <Kelevra> yeah but fuck that's all the way down the hallway near my dad
17:47:00 <SSS> Collingwood win
17:47:00 <Kelevra> my dads pretty fkn annoying
17:47:00 <milk> so anyway I says to him "Miekool, mike, calm down I'm not into bondage cant we just resolve this like gentlemen..."
17:47:00 <milk> ?
17:47:00 <Kelevra> he asked me 4 times in a row how to open a cupboard
17:47:00 <Kelevra> bet on the pies
17:47:00 <TheRon> what you do is get an axe......
17:47:00 <Kelevra> someone do it
17:47:00 <Kelevra> axes and fire work wonders
17:48:00 <Kelevra> speaking of axes
17:48:00 <TheRon> oh no
17:48:00 <Kelevra> the police asked if I had weapons in the house and I do have a hammer, an axe and some samurai swords but I wouldn't classify them as weapons cause seriously if I were to kill someone I'd use a kitchen knife
17:49:00 <Kelevra> like a simple kitchen knife
17:49:00 <Kelevra> why do they ask stupid shit like that?
17:49:00 <TheRon> knife to heart and just twist
17:49:00 <Kelevra> like think about it, most people get stabbed by simple kitchen knives
17:49:00 <Kelevra> why would you rush around looking for something else?
17:49:00 <TheRon> lungs too i think
17:50:00 <Kelevra> I swear I should be a cop
17:50:00 <milk> this guy bet me $100 million that I would shit myself before I got home, I didnt, filled the bowl and he never paid up
17:50:00 <Kelevra> 'how'd that shit happen'
17:50:00 <Kelevra> kitchen knife
17:51:00 <Kelevra> shit I think michael even took the tissues
17:51:00 <TheRon> i'd pull over a bloke with cocaine on the passenger seat and say "just clean that big pile of icing sugar"
17:51:00 <Kelevra> lmao
17:51:00 <Kelevra> messy fkn icing sugar
17:52:00 <TheRon> it's a bitch
17:52:00 <milk> I wouldnt I'd be like, "look son, you know that I know that you know what that is. I'm a lonely man, and you need a break..."
17:52:00 <Kelevra> milk you're so fkn random
17:53:00 <Kelevra> it's okay, you make me look normal
17:53:00 <Kelevra> okay paul has expired
17:53:00 <TheRon> i'd find some weed at an old person's place take him to jail, have a little party at his house Simpson's style
17:53:00 <Kelevra> he had 2hrs to repond
17:53:00 <Kelevra> my neighbours grow weed
17:54:00 <Kelevra> it's like being back @ home in springvale south and frankston
17:55:00 <TheRon> the neighbours give you a sample?
17:55:00 <Kelevra> TheRon shall i have another beer or is it canadian club or wine hour?
17:55:00 <Kelevra> nah fuck that, I've not smoked in forever
17:55:00 <TheRon> i hate CC, i like wine will get you pissed quicker
17:55:00 <tosspot> lol
17:55:00 <Kelevra> plus if I was anymore paranoid I'd be ubering it to find michael and fuck him up
17:56:00 <Kelevra> I seriously need to get my fkn license
17:56:00 <milk> has anyone ever read Tom of Finland?
17:56:00 <Kelevra> I'm the only fkn 31yr old who doesn't even have their learners
17:56:00 <TheRon> fuck me
17:56:00 <tosspot> no milk
17:56:00 <Kelevra> I don't trust myself
17:57:00 <Kelevra> a spider will come out on the windsheild and i'll crash
17:57:00 <tosspot> i got me bike licence earliest i could
17:57:00 <Kelevra> I just fkn know it
17:57:00 <TheRon> best feeling in a manual, chuck it back a gear and just go
17:57:00 <Kelevra> I feel safe on bikes
17:57:00 <tosspot> lol
17:57:00 <Kelevra> cars I'm just unco as fuck
17:57:00 <tosspot> yeah
17:58:00 <Kelevra> like seriously who drives INTO a pub
17:58:00 <milk> I know this soldier who was posted in the middle east and brought back a little something extra
17:58:00 <Kelevra> milk you're so onto it
17:58:00 <tosspot> funny when u jump off ya bike then go in the car. like fuck takes long time to get anywhere
17:58:00 <TheRon> you drive thru a pub
17:58:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck he took the fucking downlights
17:59:00 <Kelevra> seriously what is up with this cunt
17:59:00 <tosspot> what was that milk?
17:59:00 <Kelevra> this is fkn johninja 2.0
17:59:00 <tosspot> lol
17:59:00 <milk> some dark web packages
17:59:00 <tosspot> oh
17:59:00 <tosspot> as u do
17:59:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: piddly shit, don't worry about it
17:59:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's just fucked I keep discovering more shit missing
18:00:00 <Kelevra> fuck it I'll sell his picture and burn his books
18:00:00 <Kelevra> it's a shame I dunno who the fuck is in this pic
18:00:00 <TheRon> i'd just post his dick pic on the internet
18:00:00 <tosspot> yes
18:00:00 <milk> sad story, in the end he was just helping a friend, but his friend couldnt handle the pace was found dead in an alleyway
18:01:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't have a dick pic cause his dick was so small even when pissing he had to figure out where it was
18:01:00 <Kelevra> speaking of dicks
18:01:00 <tosspot> no good milk
18:01:00 <Kelevra> fuck last week my dad went to the toilet and pissed all over the floor
18:01:00 <Kelevra> that was fun
18:01:00 <Kelevra> then he goes 'omg someone pissed on the floor' I'm like 'fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk'
18:01:00 <Kelevra> got a towel out of the laundry basket, fun times
18:02:00 <tosspot> lololol
18:02:00 <Kelevra> michael came in and he goes 'did you use my towel to wipe up your dads piss'
18:02:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs
18:02:00 <Kelevra> I said 'yeah but it was dirty'
18:02:00 <tosspot> lolololololol
18:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Denis Leary - Asshole (Uncensored Version) (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:41 - Category: Music - 9,201,675 views views - 71,484 likes (95.6%), 3,317 dislikes (4.4%)
18:03:00 <Kelevra> that's one thing he left me, his useless towels
18:03:00 <Kelevra> like I need anymore fkn towels
18:03:00 <milk> did you know paedophilia is a vicious cycle, many men prefer small pretty boys with little willies, who inturn take small boys when they are older
18:04:00 <Kelevra> I don't know much about that subject but thanks for making me extra paranoid
18:04:00 <tosspot> yuck
18:04:00 <Kelevra> I forgot dirty kid fuckers existed for like 30 seconds
18:04:00 <Kelevra> there goes my next brilliant idea
18:05:00 <Kelevra> I was going to make an oasisactive account but now all I can think of my daughters and the possiblity of meeting a dirty paedo
18:05:00 <milk> not all victims perpetuate the cycle though, many boys, who become grown men and go on the oprah show break the cycle
18:05:00 <Kelevra> my vagina just closed shop
18:05:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking of joining the atheists
18:05:00 <Kelevra> oprah doesn't exist anymore
18:05:00 <tosspot> not always i copped bummings as a teen didnt develop a taste for it myself.
18:06:00 <tosspot> lol oprah
18:06:00 <Kelevra> she's like all black and werd with the world
18:06:00 <Kelevra> did she really come from the hood
18:06:00 <Kelevra> o.O
18:06:00 <tosspot> such a sook she is
18:06:00 <Kelevra> yeah she's all fkn weird
18:07:00 <Kelevra> didn't she get raped or have a kid or something
18:07:00 <Kelevra> who earns more, her or dr phil?
18:07:00 <TheRon> one time oprah went and did a starving children in africa and came back fatter than when she left
18:07:00 <milk> police allege man found with "marijuana stick" was intedning to onsell to school children
18:07:00 <Kelevra> I had a sex dream about dr phil, he seriously turns me on for some reason
18:07:00 <Kelevra> I think it's his accent
18:08:00 <tosspot> most dealers sell to kids
18:08:00 <TheRon> was there there with a subway in her hand talking about starving kids?
18:08:00 <TheRon> maybe she ate one
18:08:00 <tosspot> there no ethics its just cash cash cash
18:09:00 <tosspot> least u busy em. even no conviction it sends a message.
18:09:00 <tosspot> bust
18:11:00 <TheRon> toto - rosanna
18:12:00 <tosspot> young peoples brains still wiring up very bad to fk with that
18:13:00 <milk> its exploitation, they are too young to have experienced the risk and know how to get out of stand over tactics
18:14:00 <tosspot> yer
18:14:00 <tosspot> i know
18:14:00 <tosspot> agreed
18:14:00 <milk> like in SE Asia where they have sweat shops with children making Nike shoes
18:15:00 <Kelevra> is the footy going to be on channel 7
18:15:00 <TheRon> much like the govt's intern program
18:15:00 <TheRon> yep
18:15:00 <Kelevra> I swear if its on foxtel my head will explode
18:15:00 <TheRon> pies v north all good
18:15:00 <tosspot> not as bad as the ABC would have u believe milk
18:15:00 <Kelevra> go pies
18:16:00 <milk> A Black Cunt never tells the truth about reality anyway, its all just opinion and guess wokr
18:16:00 <TheRon> storm 26 - 6, woo hoo
18:16:00 <tosspot> yer u gotta experience it urself
18:16:00 <TheRon> go storm
18:17:00 <tosspot> none of em tell the full story
18:17:00 <Kelevra> OMFG
18:18:00 <Kelevra> you'll never believe this shit
18:18:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: girls just wanna have fun
18:18:00 <Kelevra> this has been one of the most fucked up days of my life
18:18:00 <Kelevra> but my fkn touch pad dried out
18:18:00 <Kelevra> and it's working
18:18:00 <Kelevra> FUCKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
18:18:00 <Kelevra> still winning
18:18:00 <Kelevra> yay
18:19:00 <Kelevra> now all I need is a bed and bam I've won the jackpot
18:19:00 <Kelevra> I should probably get a single bed
18:20:00 <milk> man calls police and asks for "evidence locker home delivery".
18:20:00 <tosspot> i got one but its in me shaggin wagon lol
18:20:00 <tosspot> doesnt matter milk
18:21:00 <tosspot> its the message thats important. ie. not in our backyard u dogs
18:22:00 <Kelevra> I don't want your crusty mattress
18:22:00 <Kelevra> if it was TheRon's maybe
18:22:00 <tosspot> if they do it again stuff might catch fire
18:22:00 <tosspot> ooops
18:24:00 <Kelevra> seriously why aren't you happy my touch pad is working
18:24:00 <Kelevra> I'm stoked
18:24:00 <milk> dog given ecstacy at teens birthday party, calls for RSPCA to seize pet
18:24:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: girls just wanna have fun
18:24:00 <tosspot> drug dealing happens but when it becomes in your face. it needs to be toned down.
18:25:00 <tosspot> sick ppl
18:25:00 <TheRon> i am so proud of myself, alcohol is hardest drug i've ever done
18:25:00 <tosspot> good man
18:26:00 <Kelevra> I've done almost everything I can think of
18:26:00 <Kelevra> minus bath salts or that other shit that makes people eat eachother
18:26:00 <Kelevra> flakka or whatever
18:26:00 <TheRon> i tried weed once, so green rolled so tight i got nothing out of it
18:27:00 <tosspot> lol
18:27:00 <Kelevra> weed was once my passion now I couldn't give two fucks about it
18:28:00 <TheRon> i'd legalise every drug and regulate it
18:28:00 <TheRon> but that's just me
18:28:00 <Kelevra> if they legalise it the world be fucked
18:28:00 <Kelevra> dealers would get so shitty cause they're out of pocket for one
18:28:00 <TheRon> get the criminal areholes out of it
18:28:00 <milk> tax fraud, man claims deduction on $35,000 alpaca wool jumper
18:28:00 <Kelevra> then you think of tax revenew
18:29:00 <Kelevra> a gram would probably be like $50
18:29:00 <Kelevra> then you think of it
18:29:00 <Kelevra> if you went back to your dealer
18:29:00 <Kelevra> the cops would be like 'what's this strain' and fuck your dealer
18:30:00 <Kelevra> I had this really weird dealer years ago 'he used to like telling me about what strain it was and how it's so mellow and shit
18:30:00 <tosspot> ppl will always game the system milk. not everyone tho
18:30:00 <Kelevra> by the end of it I'd be like just take my fkn money and let me go
18:30:00 <TheRon> why isn't weed like alcohol?
18:30:00 <Kelevra> cause it's different
18:31:00 <TheRon> same damage as far as i can tell
18:31:00 <TheRon> regulate it the same way
18:31:00 <tosspot> hmm
18:31:00 <milk> is disco back? top Djs battle it out for techno honours
18:32:00 <Kelevra> fuck no
18:32:00 <tosspot> coz weed make u lazy
18:32:00 <Kelevra> weed is more placcid than the grog
18:32:00 <tosspot> demotivates u
18:33:00 <milk> hallucinogen "found in water supply",man swears seeing a UFO
18:33:00 <tosspot> status quo good imo
18:33:00 <tosspot> look at usa with 'medical' choof
18:33:00 <TheRon> how cool would bws be, pick up the grog and an a couple of ounces
18:33:00 <tosspot> not ufo
18:33:00 <tosspot> drones milk
18:34:00 <Kelevra> I was always the same on weed
18:34:00 <Kelevra> but I'd get the munchies and I'd be more chill
18:34:00 <tosspot> dont tell ur druggy mates
18:34:00 <tosspot> let them get spooked.
18:34:00 <TheRon> i'd heroin though, that's evil shit
18:34:00 <TheRon> ban
18:34:00 <milk> "Police Perverts" anti-terrorism expert claims unjustified surveillance being leaked on the internt
18:35:00 <tosspot> fringe audience
18:35:00 <tosspot> doesnt matter
18:35:00 <tosspot> i know of one police perve
18:35:00 <Kelevra> oh it's fkn awesome getting first timers stoned isn't it
18:35:00 <tosspot> would be more
18:36:00 <tosspot> thats not unjustified surveilance
18:36:00 <TheRon> if i was stoned i would be trying to lawn bowl random shit
18:36:00 <milk> court drama, paramedic sues hospital over needlestick injury
18:36:00 <TheRon> eggs, melons.....
18:36:00 <Kelevra> MELANIE
18:36:00 <Kelevra> stop touching the mouse, you don't need it
18:36:00 <Kelevra> stupid novelty fucking mouse
18:36:00 <tosspot> security corrupt
18:37:00 <tosspot> contractors needa go
18:37:00 <Kelevra> TheRon you should lawn bowl random shit anyway
18:37:00 <milk> security guard caught "taking walks" during late night shifts
18:37:00 <Kelevra> live life like it's the last dance you'll ever have with the one you love
18:37:00 <tosspot> shoot him
18:38:00 <TheRon> egg as a kitty and some oranges and apples?
18:38:00 <Kelevra> fuck wtf do you guys suggest I tell the kids
18:38:00 <Kelevra> they're asking about where michael is
18:38:00 <tosspot> court security must be non union non contracted
18:38:00 <tosspot> strict as fuck
18:38:00 <TheRon> everytime i see you falling i get down on my knees and pray
18:39:00 <Kelevra> isn't that madonna?
18:39:00 <TheRon> new order
18:39:00 <Kelevra> fuck I smell like shit
18:39:00 <Kelevra> have to shower before the relos come tomorrow or they'll know I feel like shit
18:40:00 <Kelevra> both my pits stink like fuckery
18:40:00 <TheRon> morning job
18:41:00 <Kelevra> yeah
18:42:00 <milk> cleaning up, the councils claim that "streets awash with urine" backfires
18:42:00 <tosspot> yep
18:42:00 <Kelevra> I like cleaning the streets with my urine
18:43:00 <tosspot> council workers arent politicians
18:43:00 <TheRon> momma don't want you, daddy don't want you, your motors running way too fast
18:44:00 <tosspot> homeless ppl lazy as fuck or rebellious to piss in city
18:44:00 <tosspot> get em out
18:44:00 <Kelevra> I'm not homeless or lazy
18:44:00 <tosspot> feral junkies
18:44:00 <Kelevra> but I have pissed in the city
18:44:00 <tosspot> na
18:44:00 <TheRon> that could d be you one day
18:45:00 <Kelevra> it's called having a bladder mofo
18:45:00 <milk> Give me shelter, man dies of exposure in "alleyway of death"
18:45:00 <Kelevra> tosspot be honest
18:45:00 <tosspot> well im 36 i can hold it till i find a dunny
18:45:00 <TheRon> i pissed on telstra headquartes one day, geez it felt good
18:45:00 <Kelevra> don't you think TheRon and I should get married and live happily ever after
18:45:00 <Kelevra> like seriously
18:45:00 <TheRon> i downed a six pack between ballarat and hawthorn
18:45:00 <Kelevra> he can lay on me like a precious cat
18:46:00 <Kelevra> and I'll feed him stuff
18:46:00 <tosspot> no sub zero temperatures
18:46:00 <TheRon> beer woman, chop chop
18:46:00 <tosspot> homeless here are pussies
18:46:00 <Kelevra> SERIOUSLY tosspot
18:46:00 <Kelevra> tell him to fucking marry me
18:46:00 <tosspot> get a few layers on
18:46:00 <tosspot> not rocket science
18:46:00 <tosspot> who kelevra
18:46:00 <milk> Hamburger and a Milkshake, the cutural insensitives of fast food and 457 visas
18:46:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: back of the queue
18:46:00 <Kelevra> if I touch my wired mouse once more I'm going to smack myself
18:46:00 <TheRon> :P
18:47:00 <Kelevra> and can someone remind me to get the canadian club out of the microwave before my crazy ass old man puts the microwave on
18:47:00 <TheRon> what is a cc doing in the microwave?
18:47:00 <tosspot> lol
18:47:00 <Kelevra> tosspot TheRon has to marry me, I need someone to look after me
18:47:00 <Kelevra> I hid it derrr
18:48:00 <Kelevra> cause michael the fat fuck wanted it
18:48:00 <tosspot> oh ol
18:48:00 <tosspot> ok
18:48:00 <Kelevra> he's not taking everything he wants
18:48:00 <Kelevra> you should've seen the lady cops today
18:48:00 <tosspot> hot?
18:48:00 <Kelevra> ones like 'how dare you unplug the fridge' and he goes 'I'm taking it' and she goes 'nah she's got kids mate, sorry'
18:49:00 <Kelevra> I was like harr harr fuckhead
18:49:00 <tosspot> good on her
18:49:00 <milk> crank yankers, man prank calls lifeline saying "I just wanted revenge"
18:49:00 <TheRon> this cop from clunes i played bowls against was mint
18:49:00 <Kelevra> stupid cunt took a hammer to mine and he broke it and picked this one up for $170
18:49:00 <Kelevra> so seriously it's my fkn fridge right?
18:49:00 <Kelevra> he broke my old one
18:50:00 <tosspot> love a good prank call
18:50:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/kK_eQImKnPA
18:50:00 <Kelevra> oh and the pretty lady cop, she was so pretty
18:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mental As Anything Live It Up (Aug 26, 2013) Length: 3:36 - Category: Music - 3,358,204 views views - 9,851 likes (95.8%), 436 dislikes (4.2%)
18:50:00 <Kelevra> she was born on hitlers birthday
18:50:00 <tosspot> yum
18:50:00 <tosspot> :)
18:50:00 <tosspot> gimme
18:50:00 <tosspot> describe
18:50:00 <Kelevra> I only know that cause she took down my girls birthdays and hitler/my brother who is like hitler and carmen electra share the same date
18:51:00 <Kelevra> but shit she was pretty
18:51:00 <Kelevra> like dark eyebrows, blonde hair and blue eyes
18:51:00 <tosspot> yum as
18:51:00 <tosspot> oh yum
18:51:00 <Kelevra> so obviously she dyes her hair but who cares she was stunning
18:51:00 <TheRon> i find blonde swedish girls sexy
18:51:00 <Kelevra> yeah she kind of looked nortic
18:51:00 <tosspot> im coming down ur way to get ressted
18:51:00 <TheRon> i imagine them naked in a sauna
18:52:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
18:52:00 <tosspot> that cool kelevra
18:52:00 <tosspot> lol
18:52:00 <milk> big or small, what your breast size says about your boyfriend
18:52:00 <Kelevra> I can't remember her name but shit seriously if I muffed dove, I'd fly into that shit like it was going out of fashion
18:52:00 <Kelevra> if she ever comes again I'm fb stalking the bitch
18:52:00 <tosspot> milk what on earth are u reading? the herald sun?
18:53:00 <tosspot> i want that cop to arrest me now
18:53:00 <TheRon> he's a real gone kid
18:53:00 <tosspot> what can i do
18:53:00 <milk> IKEA rampage, man "loses plot" over racial slur
18:53:00 <tosspot> lol ikea lefty fags
18:54:00 <tosspot> i might go trolling in ikea
18:54:00 <TheRon> i've been watching gun nuts arguing against gun control, funny shit
18:55:00 <tosspot> lol
18:55:00 <Kelevra> I'm a lefty cuntface
18:55:00 <tosspot> oh well wont hold it against ya
18:55:00 <Kelevra> seriously they reckon left handed people are more intelligent
18:55:00 <milk> "I thought he was a roo" man claims after shooting aborigine in outback farm
18:55:00 <TheRon> more guns mean less gun deaths apparently
18:55:00 <tosspot> :p
18:55:00 <Kelevra> like 20 something of the population are lefties
18:55:00 <tosspot> thats horrible milk
18:56:00 <Kelevra> my mum belted my brother cause he was a lefty but with me she just let me be
18:56:00 <tosspot> i centre right
18:56:00 <Kelevra> sucked to be her cause I cut off my left index finger
18:56:00 <tosspot> on irc tho ill take any side to get a rise
18:56:00 <TheRon> maybe just reducing the number of semi automatics would be a good idea
18:56:00 <Kelevra> then the dr sewed it back on and I burst the stitches again
18:57:00 <TheRon> oh no we can't have that
18:57:00 <Kelevra> my left hand always got hurt
18:57:00 <milk> sewerage severed, Water Authority keen on revamped drainage plans
18:57:00 <Kelevra> my ring fingers broken, my palm has been stabbed and I lost the tip of it which is what got sewn back on
18:57:00 <tosspot> i kno milk
18:57:00 <Kelevra> do you right handed people hurt your right hand alot?
18:58:00 <Kelevra> or am I just a wanker?
18:58:00 <tosspot> umm
18:58:00 <Kelevra> I am accident prone
18:58:00 <tosspot> hurt both hands
18:58:00 <TheRon> i saw the crescent, you saw the whole of the moon
18:58:00 <tosspot> feet too
18:58:00 <Kelevra> how?
18:58:00 <tosspot> glassings punching ppl
18:58:00 <tosspot> etc
18:58:00 <Kelevra> shit
18:58:00 <Kelevra> I'm not that silly
18:58:00 <tosspot> lol
18:59:00 <Kelevra> my brother broke my ring finger cause he didn't want me to marry this black guy
18:59:00 <tosspot> lol
18:59:00 <tosspot> cute
18:59:00 <TheRon> brisbane lead the western bulldogs
19:00:00 <Kelevra> then I yelled @ my mum and he threw me into a drinking glass that shot straight through my palm and the tip of my finger was me wagging school and getting bored playing with bark and a bottle was in the bark and it severed my finger
19:00:00 <tosspot> eeh
19:00:00 <Kelevra> my right wrist is fkn amazeballs
19:00:00 <Kelevra> accident with a swing and it went straight down my wrist when I was 3
19:01:00 <TheRon> i have a scar on my ankle from the corner of a security door in ankle
19:01:00 <Kelevra> so other than a fractured sacrum bone I'm all steems ahead
19:01:00 <Kelevra> oh shit
19:01:00 <milk> lost and alone, naked man found wandering in park after thugs robbed him
19:01:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've cut off the skin of the inside of my ankles cause I didn't know how to be dunk on a bike
19:01:00 <TheRon> probably b1rd
19:01:00 <tosspot> lol
19:02:00 <tosspot> nobody robs me
19:02:00 <Kelevra> TheRon do you really know how much you turn me on
19:02:00 <Kelevra> you're fkn adorable
19:02:00 <TheRon> buy me a slab
19:04:00 <milk> phone drama, girl calls mothers phone, answering machine message "I love all of you"
19:04:00 <TheRon> jeff fenec?
19:04:00 <tosspot> she on shrooms milk?
19:06:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: you be my leather take from me my lace
19:06:00 <milk> "Lizard Queen" bizarre surveillance video shows "deranged teen abducted by forest furries"
19:06:00 <Kelevra> TheRon that doesn't make any sense but shit it's great
19:07:00 <TheRon> stevie nicks and don henly
19:08:00 <Kelevra> lace just makes me think of the divynals
19:08:00 <Kelevra> it's a fine line between leather and lace
19:08:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/iLEMiDrdSKU
19:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leather And Lace - Stevie Nicks and Don Henley (Feb 24, 2011) Length: 3:57 - Category: Entertainment - 7,734,410 views views - 45,402 likes (96.6%), 1,608 dislikes (3.4%)
19:09:00 <Kelevra> if I had've fkn heard that song 3 nights ago I wouldn't be single
19:09:00 <Kelevra> fml
19:09:00 <TheRon> pleasure and pain
19:09:00 <Kelevra> yah
19:09:00 <Kelevra> fuck my family is going to be so super pissed off
19:10:00 <TheRon> they should be supportive
19:10:00 <Kelevra> nah they'll be like 'why keep fucking with losers'
19:10:00 <Kelevra> it's not like the guys have it stamped on their heads
19:11:00 <Nice1> hey
19:11:00 <TheRon> you gotta try them out
19:11:00 <Kelevra> michael pissed me off anyway cause he was always too traditional
19:11:00 <TheRon> missionary?
19:11:00 <Kelevra> like he'd want to get married @ the end of the day and shit
19:11:00 <Kelevra> he has a fkn 18yr old daughter ffs
19:11:00 <Kelevra> that's like wow to begin with
19:12:00 <Kelevra> hi Nice1 who is ultimately bad
19:12:00 <TheRon> daughter would probbaly know he's an arsehole
19:12:00 <Nice1> my ex gf!
19:12:00 <Kelevra> his daughter was that chick in the news over that diner
19:12:00 <Kelevra> yeah they don't talk
19:12:00 <Nice1> I had a bad dream about her last night...
19:12:00 <^bozojim> hi Nice1
19:12:00 <Nice1> she was yelling at me and threatening me
19:12:00 <Kelevra> but she worked @ that place the boss was swearing @ her and shit
19:12:00 <Nice1> it was terrible
19:12:00 <Nice1> hi jim
19:12:00 <milk> "Thats my poodle" couple fight over divorce settlement
19:12:00 <tosspot> lol
19:13:00 <Kelevra> you know in frankston
19:13:00 <Kelevra> brooke something
19:13:00 <Nice1> have you ever had a bad dream about an ex bf Kelevra
19:13:00 <Kelevra> yeah
19:13:00 <Kelevra> anthony used to fall off a house onto me and squash me in dreams
19:14:00 <Kelevra> I think it's cause like 3 times my size
19:14:00 <Nice1> is that john ninja?
19:14:00 <Kelevra> it's just a fear of something squashing me
19:14:00 <Kelevra> nah anth0ny
19:14:00 <Nice1> oh
19:14:00 <TheRon> well maybe i'm just thinking that the rooms are on fire, everytime you walk in the room
19:14:00 <Kelevra> as in extr33m or however he typed it
19:14:00 <tosspot> fat n skinny went to bed...
19:14:00 <Kelevra> johninjas nightmares were pretty fucked
19:14:00 <Nice1> ohh dear
19:15:00 <Nice1> doesnt sound good
19:15:00 <Kelevra> I'd dream about him kicking my door in and I'd have to bludgen him to death
19:15:00 <Kelevra> usually with a torch
19:15:00 <tosspot> had dream of a storm lass night
19:15:00 <tosspot> so severe it made building move
19:15:00 <tosspot> cool as
19:15:00 <Nice1> hm
19:15:00 <Kelevra> dunno wtf the torch was about
19:16:00 <Kelevra> but yeah those legit were dreams I had
19:16:00 <TheRon> at night sometimes i have this dream where mr burns flies in thru my bedroom window
19:16:00 <Kelevra> oh and last week I had a dream about michael that he was gay
19:17:00 <Kelevra> I suppose he is a gay fucker though
19:17:00 <Nice1> hehe
19:17:00 <Kelevra> like who leaves bruises on a woman
19:17:00 <tosspot> lol i hate dreams bout exes coz u happy when asleep then u wake upto ya bitch wife
19:17:00 <tosspot> lucky not often
19:17:00 <Nice1> heh
19:17:00 <Kelevra> lol tosspot
19:17:00 <Kelevra> lol my dads going nuts
19:17:00 <TheRon> wuthering hieghts
19:18:00 <tosspot> run outta beer
19:18:00 <TheRon> dear god1
19:18:00 <Kelevra> the girls are rough housing and he's like 'HEY if you hurt her I'll hurt you'
19:18:00 <Kelevra> I'm just giggling
19:18:00 <Kelevra> let em fkn tear eachother apart, they'll soon learn not to fight
19:18:00 <tosspot> true
19:18:00 <Kelevra> plus they go from fighting to hugging then fighting again
19:19:00 <Kelevra> they're only little tackers
19:19:00 <tosspot> like raising puppies
19:19:00 <TheRon> teach love not fighting
19:19:00 <Kelevra> me and my brother were the same age difference and we'd be like that
19:19:00 <Kelevra> thick one minute, the next fighting like we're hating eachother
19:19:00 <Kelevra> my girls are 17 months apart
19:20:00 <Kelevra> so it's just like crazy town sometimes
19:20:00 <TheRon> my brother and i got violent, love each other now
19:20:00 <tosspot> they call it snouting
19:20:00 <Kelevra> I can tell they love eachother though
19:20:00 <tosspot> learning their strength
19:20:00 <tosspot> well in dogs that is
19:20:00 <Kelevra> TheRon whats the age gap between you guys?
19:20:00 <TheRon> 10 months
19:20:00 <Kelevra> oh my youngest, shit she does give it back nowadays
19:21:00 <Kelevra> she grabs angel by the hair and tries to bite her skull
19:21:00 <tosspot> if they bite eachother too hard the mum gives them a bite on the snout to make sure they know it hurts
19:21:00 <Kelevra> you kind of want to laugh but it's not acceptable
19:21:00 <tosspot> and to keep em in line
19:21:00 <tosspot> lol yep
19:21:00 <TheRon> now i'm like the best uncle to his kids
19:21:00 <Kelevra> my girls have no fear when it comes to me
19:21:00 <Kelevra> I'm like one of those lazy ass tigers
19:21:00 <tosspot> no different to dogs
19:22:00 <Kelevra> I won't bite unless they go for me
19:22:00 <tosspot> lol
19:22:00 <Kelevra> then I'm like 'SERIOUSLY WTF, YOU GO INTO YOUR ROOM'
19:23:00 <Kelevra> if I had a tail I'd just be like 'oh wait wtf that smacked you, my bad i was just walking around like a lion does'
19:23:00 <TheRon> david bowie - life on mars?
19:23:00 <Kelevra> do it
19:23:00 <Kelevra> this cotton padded world we're living in, if you smack your kid you go to jail, it's fucked
19:23:00 <tosspot> i should get a new dog now mine getting to be a kojj
19:24:00 <Kelevra> mind you I fucked up michael last night and the cops pretty much found it funny
19:24:00 <tosspot> lol
19:24:00 <Kelevra> get a farm of dogs
19:24:00 <tosspot> yer should
19:24:00 <Kelevra> dogs are so much better than humans
19:24:00 <tosspot> like dogs
19:24:00 <Kelevra> humans are cunts
19:24:00 <tosspot> yer
19:25:00 <Kelevra> like TheRon won't let me please hum intimately or even orally with food
19:25:00 <Kelevra> cause he sadly is shit @ life
19:25:00 <Kelevra> but you feed a dog and they think you're royalty
19:25:00 <tosspot> yer
19:25:00 <TheRon> ????
19:26:00 <Kelevra> one of my daughters just farted so loudly
19:26:00 <tosspot> want a breed with good nose good attack ability
19:26:00 <Kelevra> I wish I could spew on them
19:26:00 <Kelevra> pitt bull, staffy
19:26:00 <Kelevra> don't get a doberman
19:26:00 <Kelevra> rottis are shit aswell
19:26:00 <Kelevra> too many health probs
19:26:00 <tosspot> taller to bite apexmembers on neck
19:26:00 <tosspot> hmm
19:26:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: i'd ultimately disappoint you
19:26:00 <Kelevra> fuck it's like WWE in my hallway
19:27:00 <Kelevra> TheRon not really
19:27:00 <Kelevra> I told you my ex's pee pee was small and seriously anth0nys was even smaller
19:27:00 <TheRon> don't believe in modern love
19:27:00 <Kelevra> and you could get that blue pill thing for men
19:27:00 <Kelevra> omg get fucked
19:27:00 <Kelevra> paul just got back to me on fb
19:27:00 <TheRon> blue pill doesnt make it bigger
19:28:00 <Kelevra> the dickface has a broken nose
19:28:00 <tosspot> lol
19:28:00 <Kelevra> love to hear this story
19:28:00 <tosspot> rooting someones misses no doubt
19:28:00 <Kelevra> just typed 'oh shit how come'
19:28:00 <Kelevra> fuck so he's super ugly now no doubt
19:28:00 <Kelevra> I bet he pissed some cunt off @ the strippers
19:28:00 <Kelevra> let's lay our bets on it
19:29:00 <Kelevra> yeah well it's funny you say that
19:29:00 <tosspot> yer definitely womens involved
19:29:00 <Kelevra> first time I met him he pashed me at a party when I had a bf and my bf at the time got fucked off
19:29:00 <tosspot> thats fkd
19:29:00 <Kelevra> yeah guys like that are pretty fucked
19:30:00 <Kelevra> he just shoved his tongue down my throat and I'm like wtf and my ex bailed
19:30:00 <Kelevra> oh wow lol he said from basketball
19:30:00 <Kelevra> told ya he thinks his black
19:30:00 <tosspot> lol
19:30:00 <tosspot> dont say that word youll switch me on
19:30:00 <tosspot> dw
19:31:00 <Kelevra> OMFG
19:31:00 <Kelevra> what a cunt
19:31:00 <Kelevra> he's like 'how have you been' and I typed
19:32:00 <Kelevra> eh i'm hanging in there, I was dating this guy and he turned out to be a piece of shit
19:32:00 <Kelevra> and he fkn thumbs up
19:32:00 <Kelevra> WTF
19:32:00 <tosspot> lol
19:32:00 <tosspot> no messin around
19:33:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to make a fool out of him
19:33:00 <Kelevra> I just told him how I found that love letter
19:33:00 <Kelevra> his balls would've crawled up his ass
19:34:00 <tosspot> go on
19:35:00 <tosspot> gotta shit. fkn winds pickin up now
19:35:00 <Kelevra> I'm sick of this fkn shitty weather
19:36:00 <couleurs1> me 2
19:40:00 <Kelevra> you always agree with everything cause you're a retard who hates females
19:40:00 <couleurs1> only da ugly 1s!!!!!!!
19:41:00 <Kelevra> all people have ugly sides
19:41:00 <Kelevra> fuck you're a delusional freak
19:42:00 <couleurs1> Hi Glenn Welcome Home !
19:42:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
19:42:00 <Glenn> TYhank you :)
19:42:00 <Kelevra> evening Glenn
19:42:00 <Glenn> Hi Kelevra! :)
19:43:00 <couleurs1> language pls Kelevra thank u
19:43:00 <Glenn> ?
19:43:00 <couleurs1> language pls Kelevra thank u
19:43:00 <couleurs1> language pls Kelevra thank u
19:44:00 <Kelevra> I wasn't swearing
19:44:00 <Kelevra> well not just then
19:44:00 <Kelevra> before I was
19:44:00 <Kelevra> hey Glenn if I quit smoking and lose my potty mouth will you be my next beau?
19:44:00 <Kelevra> consider it, cheers kthnx
19:44:00 <Kelevra> I wasn't swearing
19:44:00 <Kelevra> well not just then
19:44:00 <Kelevra> before I was
19:44:00 <Kelevra> I wasn't swearing
19:44:00 <Kelevra> well not just then
19:44:00 <Kelevra> before I was
19:45:00 <Glenn> ....er,
19:45:00 <Kelevra> if not I'll become a whore or something totally bad
19:45:00 <Kelevra> seriously do you want me to be that
19:45:00 <Kelevra> o.O
19:45:00 <couleurs1> DeSPeRaTe MuCh?
19:45:00 <Kelevra> why Glenn would be a great catch
19:45:00 <Glenn> Are you sure?
19:45:00 <Kelevra> we'd do eachothers nails and veet eachothers pubes
19:45:00 <Kelevra> consider it, cheers kthnx
19:45:00 <Kelevra> if not I'll become a whore or something totally bad
19:45:00 <Kelevra> seriously do you want me to be that
19:45:00 <Kelevra> o.O
19:45:00 <couleurs1> DeSPeRaTe MuCh?
19:45:00 <Kelevra> consider it, cheers kthnx
19:45:00 <Kelevra> if not I'll become a whore or something totally bad
19:45:00 <Kelevra> seriously do you want me to be that
19:45:00 <Kelevra> o.O
19:45:00 <couleurs1> DeSPeRaTe MuCh?
19:46:00 <Kelevra> it'd be totes romantic
19:46:00 <Kelevra> he needs a house surrounded by females
19:46:00 <Kelevra> just like every male here
19:46:00 <Kelevra> we'd do eachothers nails and veet eachothers pubes
19:46:00 <Kelevra> it'd be totes romantic
19:46:00 <Kelevra> he needs a house surrounded by females
19:46:00 <Kelevra> just like every male here
19:46:00 <Kelevra> we'd do eachothers nails and veet eachothers pubes
19:46:00 <Kelevra> it'd be totes romantic
19:46:00 <Kelevra> he needs a house surrounded by females
19:46:00 <Kelevra> just like every male here
19:47:00 <Kelevra> calm down when tosspot gets back he'll tell you I'm right
19:47:00 <Glenn> Perhaps I'm different.
19:47:00 <Kelevra> for suresies
19:47:00 <Kelevra> admit it you just like asians Glenn
19:47:00 <Kelevra> you're racist
19:47:00 <Kelevra> :(
19:47:00 <Glenn> No, I do speak English too :P
19:47:00 <Kelevra> non white people lover
19:47:00 <Kelevra> calm down when tosspot gets back he'll tell you I'm right
19:47:00 <Kelevra> for suresies
19:47:00 <Kelevra> you're racist
19:47:00 <Kelevra> :(
19:47:00 <Kelevra> calm down when tosspot gets back he'll tell you I'm right
19:47:00 <Kelevra> for suresies
19:47:00 <Kelevra> you're racist
19:47:00 <Kelevra> :(
19:48:00 <Kelevra> you're supposed to be a team builder
19:48:00 <Kelevra> I just broke up with my bf today
19:48:00 <Kelevra> you're supposed to chat to me and say 'melanie, don't worry, some other dickhead will come along'
19:48:00 <Kelevra> non white people lover
19:48:00 <Kelevra> you're supposed to be a team builder
19:48:00 <Kelevra> I just broke up with my bf today
19:48:00 <Kelevra> non white people lover
19:48:00 <Kelevra> you're supposed to be a team builder
19:48:00 <Kelevra> I just broke up with my bf today
19:49:00 <Glenn> Oh... I'm sorry :(
19:49:00 <Kelevra> you're supposed to chat to me and say 'melanie, don't worry, some other dickhead will come along'
19:49:00 <Kelevra> you're supposed to chat to me and say 'melanie, don't worry, some other dickhead will come along'
19:51:00 <Kelevra> all good, personally I'd not date me either
19:51:00 <Kelevra> all good, personally I'd not date me either
19:51:00 <Kelevra> all good, personally I'd not date me either
19:53:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1!!!
19:53:00 <tosspot> timmothy
19:54:00 <Kelevra> have you been keeping up with dr phil
19:54:00 <Kelevra> we shall have to watch it together monday
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> hi Kelevra, tosspot
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, haven't watched it in a while
19:54:00 <Kelevra> :(
19:54:00 <Kelevra> but you're my dr phil buddy
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> any good stories?
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
19:54:00 <Kelevra> I haven't watched it in a while
19:54:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1!!!
19:54:00 <tosspot> timmothy
19:54:00 <Kelevra> have you been keeping up with dr phil
19:54:00 <Kelevra> we shall have to watch it together monday
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> hi Kelevra, tosspot
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, haven't watched it in a while
19:54:00 <Kelevra> :(
19:54:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1!!!
19:54:00 <tosspot> timmothy
19:54:00 <Kelevra> have you been keeping up with dr phil
19:54:00 <Kelevra> we shall have to watch it together monday
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> hi Kelevra, tosspot
19:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, haven't watched it in a while
19:54:00 <Kelevra> :(
19:55:00 <Kelevra> I got foxtel for a bit but then today I broke up with my bf
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> I should be getting out of bed earlier
19:55:00 <Kelevra> so it's back to normal tv
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> and going to the gym too!
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
19:55:00 <Kelevra> just reading the word 'gym' makes me cringe
19:55:00 <Kelevra> I'm exhausted
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, same here atm
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> might go later tonight
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> OR
19:55:00 <Kelevra> get drunk
19:55:00 <Kelevra> but you're my dr phil buddy
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> any good stories?
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
19:55:00 <Kelevra> I haven't watched it in a while
19:55:00 <Kelevra> I got foxtel for a bit but then today I broke up with my bf
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> I should be getting out of bed earlier
19:55:00 <Kelevra> so it's back to normal tv
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> and going to the gym too!
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
19:55:00 <Kelevra> just reading the word 'gym' makes me cringe
19:55:00 <Kelevra> but you're my dr phil buddy
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> any good stories?
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
19:55:00 <Kelevra> I haven't watched it in a while
19:55:00 <Kelevra> I got foxtel for a bit but then today I broke up with my bf
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> I should be getting out of bed earlier
19:55:00 <Kelevra> so it's back to normal tv
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> and going to the gym too!
19:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
19:55:00 <Kelevra> just reading the word 'gym' makes me cringe
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, no drunkeness
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> wrote myself off week before last
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> that was a mistake
19:56:00 <Kelevra> my ex totally sucks so my night will consist of booze and slagging him off
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> lo
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> l
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> cool, you need to vent
19:56:00 <Kelevra> nah seriously he's a fkn jerk
19:56:00 <Kelevra> I'm exhausted
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, same here atm
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> might go later tonight
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> OR
19:56:00 <Kelevra> get drunk
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, no drunkeness
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> wrote myself off week before last
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> that was a mistake
19:56:00 <Kelevra> my ex totally sucks so my night will consist of booze and slagging him off
19:56:00 <Kelevra> I'm exhausted
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, same here atm
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> might go later tonight
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> OR
19:56:00 <Kelevra> get drunk
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, no drunkeness
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> wrote myself off week before last
19:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> that was a mistake
19:56:00 <Kelevra> my ex totally sucks so my night will consist of booze and slagging him off
19:57:00 <Kelevra> I seriously had to call the cops twice in 24hrs
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> far out
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> lo
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> l
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> cool, you need to vent
19:57:00 <Kelevra> nah seriously he's a fkn jerk
19:57:00 <Kelevra> I seriously had to call the cops twice in 24hrs
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> far out
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> lo
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> l
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> cool, you need to vent
19:57:00 <Kelevra> nah seriously he's a fkn jerk
19:57:00 <Kelevra> I seriously had to call the cops twice in 24hrs
19:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> far out
19:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> my old mate from high school days bought a nice new bass guitar, asked me if I am still playing
19:59:00 <Kelevra> are you?
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> haven't picked up guitar in a while so I went to guitar shop today, bought some fresh strings
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> just put a new e string on
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> going to get back into it
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> my old mate from high school days bought a nice new bass guitar, asked me if I am still playing
19:59:00 <Kelevra> are you?
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> haven't picked up guitar in a while so I went to guitar shop today, bought some fresh strings
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> just put a new e string on
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> my old mate from high school days bought a nice new bass guitar, asked me if I am still playing
19:59:00 <Kelevra> are you?
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> haven't picked up guitar in a while so I went to guitar shop today, bought some fresh strings
19:59:00 <Tim-Sim1> just put a new e string on
20:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> learn a few songs and have a jam
20:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> there are a few guys at work who gig around a bit so hopefully if I get up to scratch will play with them too
20:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> going to get back into it
20:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> learn a few songs and have a jam
20:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> going to get back into it
20:00:00 <Tim-Sim1> learn a few songs and have a jam
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> worked today, got a flat tire too
20:01:00 <Kelevra> that sounds pretty cool
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> so today sucked
20:01:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck don't talk to me about cars, my ex last week fucked his ignition
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> there are a few guys at work who gig around a bit so hopefully if I get up to scratch will play with them too
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> worked today, got a flat tire too
20:01:00 <Kelevra> that sounds pretty cool
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> so today sucked
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> there are a few guys at work who gig around a bit so hopefully if I get up to scratch will play with them too
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> worked today, got a flat tire too
20:01:00 <Kelevra> that sounds pretty cool
20:01:00 <Tim-Sim1> so today sucked
20:02:00 <Kelevra> more than $350 later
20:02:00 <Kelevra> he's threatening to take me to court but I have a bank account and why the fuck I'm paying for his petrol and car payments is beyond my belief
20:02:00 <Kelevra> my family is so pissed
20:02:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck don't talk to me about cars, my ex last week fucked his ignition
20:02:00 <Kelevra> more than $350 later
20:02:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck don't talk to me about cars, my ex last week fucked his ignition
20:02:00 <Kelevra> more than $350 later
20:03:00 <Tim-Sim1> does he have a job?
20:03:00 <tosspot> fkd ignition coz angry
20:03:00 <tosspot> ?
20:03:00 <Kelevra> he's threatening to take me to court but I have a bank account and why the fuck I'm paying for his petrol and car payments is beyond my belief
20:03:00 <Kelevra> my family is so pissed
20:03:00 <Tim-Sim1> does he have a job?
20:03:00 <Kelevra> he's threatening to take me to court but I have a bank account and why the fuck I'm paying for his petrol and car payments is beyond my belief
20:03:00 <Kelevra> my family is so pissed
20:03:00 <Tim-Sim1> does he have a job?
20:04:00 <tosspot> buy car outright
20:04:00 <Kelevra> he reckons he does but to my knowledge he started on wednesday and then had thursday off worked friday and was supposed to work today
20:04:00 <tosspot> fkd ignition coz angry
20:04:00 <tosspot> ?
20:04:00 <tosspot> buy car outright
20:04:00 <tosspot> fkd ignition coz angry
20:04:00 <tosspot> ?
20:04:00 <tosspot> buy car outright
20:05:00 <Kelevra> yet today the fat ass comes around here taking shit left right and centre
20:05:00 <tosspot> dsp confirmed
20:05:00 <Kelevra> seriously he took our fkn bed
20:05:00 <tosspot> doin a good shit here
20:05:00 <Kelevra> all the lamps, so I took out all the light globes
20:05:00 <Kelevra> he reckons he does but to my knowledge he started on wednesday and then had thursday off worked friday and was supposed to work today
20:05:00 <Kelevra> yet today the fat ass comes around here taking shit left right and centre
20:05:00 <tosspot> dsp confirmed
20:05:00 <Kelevra> he reckons he does but to my knowledge he started on wednesday and then had thursday off worked friday and was supposed to work today
20:05:00 <Kelevra> yet today the fat ass comes around here taking shit left right and centre
20:05:00 <tosspot> dsp confirmed
20:06:00 <tosspot> plop
20:06:00 <Tim-Sim1> gawd
20:06:00 <Kelevra> I hope his fkn computer doesn't work cause I shut down all the power in the house last night on the main box
20:06:00 <Kelevra> then he threatened my dad and shit just went south from there
20:06:00 <tosspot> change wifi passwd
20:06:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds messy
20:06:00 <Kelevra> it was in his name so now i'm using my prepaid
20:06:00 <Kelevra> seriously he took our fkn bed
20:06:00 <tosspot> doin a good shit here
20:06:00 <Kelevra> all the lamps, so I took out all the light globes
20:06:00 <tosspot> plop
20:06:00 <Tim-Sim1> gawd
20:06:00 <Kelevra> I hope his fkn computer doesn't work cause I shut down all the power in the house last night on the main box
20:06:00 <Kelevra> seriously he took our fkn bed
20:06:00 <tosspot> doin a good shit here
20:06:00 <Kelevra> all the lamps, so I took out all the light globes
20:06:00 <tosspot> plop
20:06:00 <Tim-Sim1> gawd
20:06:00 <Kelevra> I hope his fkn computer doesn't work cause I shut down all the power in the house last night on the main box
20:07:00 <tosspot> if i threatened my ladies old man he would have me executed
20:07:00 <tosspot> no joke
20:07:00 <Tim-Sim1> mate, there is no need to get so cut up about things
20:07:00 <tosspot> just not on
20:07:00 <Kelevra> then he threatened my dad and shit just went south from there
20:07:00 <tosspot> change wifi passwd
20:07:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds messy
20:07:00 <Kelevra> it was in his name so now i'm using my prepaid
20:07:00 <tosspot> if i threatened my ladies old man he would have me executed
20:07:00 <tosspot> no joke
20:07:00 <Tim-Sim1> mate, there is no need to get so cut up about things
20:07:00 <tosspot> just not on
20:07:00 <Kelevra> then he threatened my dad and shit just went south from there
20:07:00 <tosspot> change wifi passwd
20:07:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds messy
20:07:00 <Kelevra> it was in his name so now i'm using my prepaid
20:07:00 <tosspot> if i threatened my ladies old man he would have me executed
20:07:00 <tosspot> no joke
20:07:00 <Tim-Sim1> mate, there is no need to get so cut up about things
20:07:00 <tosspot> just not on
20:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> life is hard enough with out adding more unneeded stress
20:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> if you catch my drift
20:08:00 <tosspot> indeed
20:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> life is hard enough with out adding more unneeded stress
20:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> if you catch my drift
20:08:00 <tosspot> indeed
20:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> life is hard enough with out adding more unneeded stress
20:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> if you catch my drift
20:08:00 <tosspot> indeed
20:09:00 <tosspot> oh well good thing its resolved
20:09:00 <tosspot> there is that kelevra
20:09:00 <tosspot> oh well good thing its resolved
20:09:00 <tosspot> there is that kelevra
20:09:00 <tosspot> oh well good thing its resolved
20:09:00 <tosspot> there is that kelevra
20:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have a $2500 thousand guitar plugged into my xbox, trying to play rocksmith
20:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> there is a slight fucking delay on the input that is giving me the shits
20:11:00 <tosspot> xbox seems like a waste
20:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have a $2500 thousand guitar plugged into my xbox, trying to play rocksmith
20:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have a $2500 thousand guitar plugged into my xbox, trying to play rocksmith
20:12:00 <tosspot> to plug that into
20:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah but rocksmith has lots of good songs, with tutorials and backing tracks
20:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> like foo fighter, pearl jam etc.
20:12:00 <tosspot> oh
20:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> but the inbuilt tuner is for noobs
20:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> there is a slight fucking delay on the input that is giving me the shits
20:12:00 <tosspot> xbox seems like a waste
20:12:00 <tosspot> to plug that into
20:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah but rocksmith has lots of good songs, with tutorials and backing tracks
20:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> there is a slight fucking delay on the input that is giving me the shits
20:12:00 <tosspot> xbox seems like a waste
20:12:00 <tosspot> to plug that into
20:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah but rocksmith has lots of good songs, with tutorials and backing tracks
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> tune it up and it is still way out of tune
20:13:00 <tosspot> gay as
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> a bit yeah
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> I'll use another tuner
20:13:00 <tosspot> u got good pitch perception
20:13:00 <tosspot> ?
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> fairly good
20:13:00 <tosspot> thas orrite
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> I used to play for years
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> USED to
20:13:00 <tosspot> git back into it
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> like foo fighter, pearl jam etc.
20:13:00 <tosspot> oh
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> but the inbuilt tuner is for noobs
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> tune it up and it is still way out of tune
20:13:00 <tosspot> gay as
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> a bit yeah
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> I'll use another tuner
20:13:00 <tosspot> u got good pitch perception
20:13:00 <tosspot> ?
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> fairly good
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> like foo fighter, pearl jam etc.
20:13:00 <tosspot> oh
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> but the inbuilt tuner is for noobs
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> tune it up and it is still way out of tune
20:13:00 <tosspot> gay as
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> a bit yeah
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> I'll use another tuner
20:13:00 <tosspot> u got good pitch perception
20:13:00 <tosspot> ?
20:13:00 <Tim-Sim1> fairly good
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> i played all the time right up until mid twenties then gave itthe flick
20:14:00 <tosspot> y
20:14:00 <tosspot> work busy?
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> then got back into it a while after going to AC/DC concert in 2015
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, work mostly
20:14:00 <tosspot> cool
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have some pretty cool equipment
20:14:00 <tosspot> thas orrite
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> I used to play for years
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> USED to
20:14:00 <tosspot> git back into it
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> i played all the time right up until mid twenties then gave itthe flick
20:14:00 <tosspot> y
20:14:00 <tosspot> work busy?
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> then got back into it a while after going to AC/DC concert in 2015
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, work mostly
20:14:00 <tosspot> thas orrite
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> I used to play for years
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> USED to
20:14:00 <tosspot> git back into it
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> i played all the time right up until mid twenties then gave itthe flick
20:14:00 <tosspot> y
20:14:00 <tosspot> work busy?
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> then got back into it a while after going to AC/DC concert in 2015
20:14:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, work mostly
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> good valve amp
20:15:00 <tosspot> nice
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> a marshall and a fender amp
20:15:00 <tosspot> sweet
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> some sick as pedals
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> about 7 of them
20:15:00 <tosspot> i never played but enjoy listening to others play
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> two of them are worth $500 by themselves
20:15:00 <tosspot> cool
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have some pretty cool equipment
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> good valve amp
20:15:00 <tosspot> nice
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> a marshall and a fender amp
20:15:00 <tosspot> sweet
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> some sick as pedals
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> about 7 of them
20:15:00 <tosspot> cool
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> I have some pretty cool equipment
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> good valve amp
20:15:00 <tosspot> nice
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> a marshall and a fender amp
20:15:00 <tosspot> sweet
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> some sick as pedals
20:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> about 7 of them
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> just sitting there... gathering dust :(
20:16:00 <tosspot> cool as use that stuff
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> good stuff tosspot
20:16:00 <tosspot> brb gotta wipe
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> the guitar I am playing at the moment is nice as, fender strat, deluxe, made in USA
20:16:00 <tosspot> lol tmi
20:16:00 <tosspot> i never played but enjoy listening to others play
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> two of them are worth $500 by themselves
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> just sitting there... gathering dust :(
20:16:00 <tosspot> cool as use that stuff
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> good stuff tosspot
20:16:00 <tosspot> brb gotta wipe
20:16:00 <tosspot> i never played but enjoy listening to others play
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> two of them are worth $500 by themselves
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> just sitting there... gathering dust :(
20:16:00 <tosspot> cool as use that stuff
20:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> good stuff tosspot
20:16:00 <tosspot> brb gotta wipe
20:17:00 <Tim-Sim1> fender lace pickups
20:17:00 <Tim-Sim1> now I need a shit
20:17:00 <Tim-Sim1> the guitar I am playing at the moment is nice as, fender strat, deluxe, made in USA
20:17:00 <tosspot> lol tmi
20:17:00 <Tim-Sim1> fender lace pickups
20:17:00 <Tim-Sim1> the guitar I am playing at the moment is nice as, fender strat, deluxe, made in USA
20:17:00 <tosspot> lol tmi
20:17:00 <Tim-Sim1> fender lace pickups
20:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> now I need a shit
20:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> now I need a shit
20:19:00 <tosspot> excellent
20:19:00 <tosspot> if u dont shit youll explode lol
20:19:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
20:19:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta keep the colon clean
20:19:00 <tosspot> yep
20:19:00 <tosspot> excellent
20:19:00 <tosspot> if u dont shit youll explode lol
20:19:00 <tosspot> excellent
20:19:00 <tosspot> if u dont shit youll explode lol
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> mind-body connection
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> or some shit
20:20:00 <tosspot> tru all dat
20:20:00 <tosspot> lol or some shit
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck this fucking program
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta keep the colon clean
20:20:00 <tosspot> yep
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> mind-body connection
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> or some shit
20:20:00 <tosspot> tru all dat
20:20:00 <tosspot> lol or some shit
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta keep the colon clean
20:20:00 <tosspot> yep
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> mind-body connection
20:20:00 <Tim-Sim1> or some shit
20:20:00 <tosspot> tru all dat
20:20:00 <tosspot> lol or some shit
20:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> I am playing better than that cunt is and it is telling me I am missing the notes
20:21:00 <tosspot> not timely
20:21:00 <tosspot> xbox need better dsp or someshit
20:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck this fucking program
20:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> I am playing better than that cunt is and it is telling me I am missing the notes
20:21:00 <tosspot> not timely
20:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck this fucking program
20:21:00 <Tim-Sim1> I am playing better than that cunt is and it is telling me I am missing the notes
20:21:00 <tosspot> not timely
20:22:00 <tosspot> or program slow yer
20:22:00 <tosspot> xbox need better dsp or someshit
20:22:00 <tosspot> or program slow yer
20:22:00 <tosspot> xbox need better dsp or someshit
20:22:00 <tosspot> or program slow yer
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah something like that
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> you can change the delay settings somewhere but I can't be fucked with that right now
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> I JUST WANT TO PLAY!!!!
20:26:00 <tosspot> lol
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah something like that
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> you can change the delay settings somewhere but I can't be fucked with that right now
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> I JUST WANT TO PLAY!!!!
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah something like that
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> you can change the delay settings somewhere but I can't be fucked with that right now
20:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> I JUST WANT TO PLAY!!!!
20:27:00 <tosspot> play then
20:27:00 <tosspot> lol
20:27:00 <tosspot> play then
20:27:00 <tosspot> lol
20:27:00 <tosspot> play then
20:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta find my tuner
20:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah boi
20:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> had this tuner since 1994
20:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta find my tuner
20:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta find my tuner
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> same year Kurt Cobana topped himself
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> good times
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah boi
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> had this tuner since 1994
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> same year Kurt Cobana topped himself
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> good times
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah boi
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> had this tuner since 1994
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> same year Kurt Cobana topped himself
20:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> good times
20:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> bought this guitar off a guy whose dog hand recently died from a snake bite
20:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> this guitar has voodoo
20:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> bought this guitar off a guy whose dog hand recently died from a snake bite
20:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> this guitar has voodoo
20:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> bought this guitar off a guy whose dog hand recently died from a snake bite
20:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> this guitar has voodoo
20:34:00 <tosspot> its got a dog in it
20:34:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
20:34:00 <Tim-Sim1> the soul of beautiful pitbull bitch
20:34:00 <tosspot> its got a dog in it
20:34:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
20:34:00 <tosspot> its got a dog in it
20:34:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
20:35:00 <Tim-Sim1> the soul of beautiful pitbull bitch
20:35:00 <Tim-Sim1> the soul of beautiful pitbull bitch
20:36:00 <tosspot> lol
20:36:00 <Kelevra> shit my brother just called, he's fuming
20:36:00 <tosspot> y
20:36:00 <tosspot> lol
20:36:00 <Kelevra> shit my brother just called, he's fuming
20:36:00 <tosspot> y
20:36:00 <tosspot> lol
20:36:00 <Kelevra> shit my brother just called, he's fuming
20:36:00 <tosspot> y
20:39:00 <Nice1> :}
20:39:00 <Nice1> :}
20:39:00 <Nice1> :}
20:40:00 <Nice1> ibiza you awake
20:41:00 <Nice1> ibiza you awake
20:41:00 <Nice1> ibiza you awake
20:50:00 <Kelevra> fuck my brother is angry
20:51:00 <Kelevra> my brother is a wanker 2 times but he's still my brother
20:51:00 <Kelevra> fuck my brother is angry
20:51:00 <Kelevra> my brother is a wanker 2 times but he's still my brother
20:51:00 <Kelevra> fuck my brother is angry
20:51:00 <Kelevra> my brother is a wanker 2 times but he's still my brother
20:55:00 <Nice1> wanker of a brother huh
20:55:00 <Nice1> wanker of a brother huh
20:55:00 <Nice1> wanker of a brother huh
20:56:00 <Nice1> whats he angry about Kelevra
20:56:00 <Nice1> whats he angry about Kelevra
20:56:00 <Nice1> whats he angry about Kelevra
20:57:00 <Kelevra> just that michaels a dumb cunt
20:57:00 <Nice1> is michael your bf
20:57:00 <Kelevra> just that michaels a dumb cunt
20:57:00 <Nice1> is michael your bf
20:57:00 <Kelevra> just that michaels a dumb cunt
20:57:00 <Nice1> is michael your bf
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> damn I'm rusty
20:58:00 <Xaphan> my brother's a uselss sack of shit, he's still pissed i decked him for being a dick lol
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds sort of ok when I am playing, but I record and play it back... rusty as
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> missing notes everywhere
20:58:00 <Nice1> my sister is a bitch as well
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> damn I'm rusty
20:58:00 <Xaphan> my brother's a uselss sack of shit, he's still pissed i decked him for being a dick lol
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds sort of ok when I am playing, but I record and play it back... rusty as
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> missing notes everywhere
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> damn I'm rusty
20:58:00 <Xaphan> my brother's a uselss sack of shit, he's still pissed i decked him for being a dick lol
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds sort of ok when I am playing, but I record and play it back... rusty as
20:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> missing notes everywhere
20:59:00 <Nice1> we cant win
20:59:00 <Xaphan> you can choose your friends, you're fucked with family.
20:59:00 <Nice1> my sister is a bitch as well
20:59:00 <Nice1> we cant win
20:59:00 <Xaphan> you can choose your friends, you're fucked with family.
20:59:00 <Nice1> my sister is a bitch as well
20:59:00 <Nice1> we cant win
20:59:00 <Xaphan> you can choose your friends, you're fucked with family.
21:00:00 <Nice1> jealous
21:00:00 <Nice1> jealousy
21:00:00 <Kelevra> michael is my now ex
21:01:00 <Kelevra> Xaphan lol I know the feeling
21:01:00 <Xaphan> they all turned douche when i got diagnosed with ms, so fuckem
21:01:00 <Nice1> jealous
21:01:00 <Nice1> jealousy
21:01:00 <Kelevra> michael is my now ex
21:01:00 <Kelevra> Xaphan lol I know the feeling
21:01:00 <Xaphan> they all turned douche when i got diagnosed with ms, so fuckem
21:01:00 <Nice1> jealous
21:01:00 <Nice1> jealousy
21:01:00 <Kelevra> michael is my now ex
21:01:00 <Kelevra> Xaphan lol I know the feeling
21:01:00 <Xaphan> they all turned douche when i got diagnosed with ms, so fuckem
21:02:00 <Nice1> douche bags
21:02:00 <Nice1> drag
21:02:00 <Nice1> douche bags
21:02:00 <Nice1> douche bags
21:03:00 <Nice1> drag
21:03:00 <Nice1> drag
21:04:00 <Kelevra> ms is a bitch, I used to bash this guy and found his mum had it and I was like seriously sorry
21:04:00 <Kelevra> but the kid was annoying
21:04:00 <Kelevra> mind you this was in highschool
21:04:00 <Xaphan> haha
21:04:00 <Xaphan> yeah, ms sucks
21:04:00 <Xaphan> thankfully, mine's kinda mild
21:04:00 <Kelevra> ms is a bitch, I used to bash this guy and found his mum had it and I was like seriously sorry
21:04:00 <Kelevra> but the kid was annoying
21:04:00 <Kelevra> ms is a bitch, I used to bash this guy and found his mum had it and I was like seriously sorry
21:04:00 <Kelevra> but the kid was annoying
21:05:00 <Kelevra> mind you this was in highschool
21:05:00 <Xaphan> haha
21:05:00 <Xaphan> yeah, ms sucks
21:05:00 <Xaphan> thankfully, mine's kinda mild
21:05:00 <Kelevra> mind you this was in highschool
21:05:00 <Xaphan> haha
21:05:00 <Xaphan> yeah, ms sucks
21:05:00 <Xaphan> thankfully, mine's kinda mild
21:06:00 <Xaphan> i learnt that my balance was just as bad as i thought - i still can't roller blade - lol
21:06:00 <Kelevra> omg michaels ex boss is totally hitting on me or just a super nice person
21:06:00 <Kelevra> is it a neural disease?
21:06:00 <Xaphan> auto immune
21:06:00 <Kelevra> my spelling might be off
21:06:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
21:06:00 <Xaphan> immune system eats the mylin protected layer over your nerves
21:06:00 <Xaphan> fucks that shit up
21:06:00 <Xaphan> i learnt that my balance was just as bad as i thought - i still can't roller blade - lol
21:06:00 <Kelevra> omg michaels ex boss is totally hitting on me or just a super nice person
21:06:00 <Kelevra> is it a neural disease?
21:06:00 <Xaphan> i learnt that my balance was just as bad as i thought - i still can't roller blade - lol
21:06:00 <Kelevra> omg michaels ex boss is totally hitting on me or just a super nice person
21:06:00 <Kelevra> is it a neural disease?
21:07:00 <Xaphan> it literally, 'gets on your nerves'
21:07:00 <Xaphan> interrupts signals
21:07:00 <Xaphan> makes your brain think theres other stuff going on when there isn't
21:07:00 <Xaphan> crap like that
21:07:00 <Xaphan> you don't want it.
21:07:00 <Xaphan> auto immune
21:07:00 <Kelevra> my spelling might be off
21:07:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
21:07:00 <Xaphan> immune system eats the mylin protected layer over your nerves
21:07:00 <Xaphan> fucks that shit up
21:07:00 <Xaphan> it literally, 'gets on your nerves'
21:07:00 <Xaphan> interrupts signals
21:07:00 <Xaphan> auto immune
21:07:00 <Kelevra> my spelling might be off
21:07:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
21:07:00 <Xaphan> immune system eats the mylin protected layer over your nerves
21:07:00 <Xaphan> fucks that shit up
21:07:00 <Xaphan> it literally, 'gets on your nerves'
21:07:00 <Xaphan> interrupts signals
21:08:00 <Xaphan> makes your brain think theres other stuff going on when there isn't
21:08:00 <Xaphan> crap like that
21:08:00 <Xaphan> you don't want it.
21:08:00 <Xaphan> makes your brain think theres other stuff going on when there isn't
21:08:00 <Xaphan> crap like that
21:08:00 <Xaphan> you don't want it.
21:09:00 <Xaphan> abnormal hardening of body tissue.
21:09:00 <Xaphan> a chronic, typically progressive disease involving damage to the sheaths of nerve cells in the brain and spinal cord, whose symptoms may include numbness, impairment of speech and of muscular coordination, blurred vision, and severe fatigue.
21:09:00 <Xaphan> thats a short list
21:09:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:09:00 <Xaphan> abnormal hardening of body tissue.
21:09:00 <Xaphan> a chronic, typically progressive disease involving damage to the sheaths of nerve cells in the brain and spinal cord, whose symptoms may include numbness, impairment of speech and of muscular coordination, blurred vision, and severe fatigue.
21:09:00 <Xaphan> abnormal hardening of body tissue.
21:09:00 <Xaphan> a chronic, typically progressive disease involving damage to the sheaths of nerve cells in the brain and spinal cord, whose symptoms may include numbness, impairment of speech and of muscular coordination, blurred vision, and severe fatigue.
21:10:00 <Xaphan> thats a short list
21:10:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:10:00 <Xaphan> thats a short list
21:10:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:12:00 <Kelevra> holy shit
21:12:00 <Kelevra> fuck that's crap
21:12:00 <Kelevra> how do you handle it?
21:12:00 <Xaphan> tonight, alcohol
21:12:00 <Kelevra> werd
21:12:00 <Xaphan> dr gives you pills and infusions
21:12:00 <Xaphan> you try and behave with what you eat/drink
21:12:00 <Kelevra> holy shit
21:12:00 <Kelevra> fuck that's crap
21:12:00 <Kelevra> how do you handle it?
21:12:00 <Xaphan> tonight, alcohol
21:12:00 <Kelevra> holy shit
21:12:00 <Kelevra> fuck that's crap
21:12:00 <Kelevra> how do you handle it?
21:12:00 <Xaphan> tonight, alcohol
21:13:00 <Xaphan> sometimes you just say fuck this
21:13:00 <Kelevra> werd
21:13:00 <Xaphan> dr gives you pills and infusions
21:13:00 <Xaphan> you try and behave with what you eat/drink
21:13:00 <Xaphan> sometimes you just say fuck this
21:13:00 <Kelevra> werd
21:13:00 <Xaphan> dr gives you pills and infusions
21:13:00 <Xaphan> you try and behave with what you eat/drink
21:13:00 <Xaphan> sometimes you just say fuck this
21:20:00 <Kelevra> whoa that's fucked dude
21:20:00 <Kelevra> so sorry for you
21:20:00 <Xaphan> dont need pity :P
21:20:00 <Kelevra> I know that sounds fucked but seriously I couldn't imagine that
21:20:00 <Kelevra> whoa that's fucked dude
21:20:00 <Kelevra> so sorry for you
21:20:00 <Xaphan> dont need pity :P
21:20:00 <Kelevra> whoa that's fucked dude
21:20:00 <Kelevra> so sorry for you
21:20:00 <Xaphan> dont need pity :P
21:21:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I need pity atm and I feel like a human in a cats body needing pats
21:21:00 <Xaphan> I don't like cats :P
21:21:00 <Kelevra> I know that sounds fucked but seriously I couldn't imagine that
21:21:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I need pity atm and I feel like a human in a cats body needing pats
21:21:00 <Xaphan> I don't like cats :P
21:21:00 <Kelevra> I know that sounds fucked but seriously I couldn't imagine that
21:21:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I need pity atm and I feel like a human in a cats body needing pats
21:21:00 <Xaphan> I don't like cats :P
21:22:00 <Kelevra> me neither but I still need my head carressed
21:23:00 <Kelevra> shit seriously I miss the fucking asshole I broke up with
21:23:00 <Xaphan> best i can offer tonight, is a dutch oven
21:23:00 <Kelevra> ewww
21:23:00 <Xaphan> at least you'll be warm :p
21:23:00 <Xaphan> us men are pigs
21:23:00 <Xaphan> you'll get used to it
21:23:00 <Kelevra> me neither but I still need my head carressed
21:23:00 <Kelevra> shit seriously I miss the fucking asshole I broke up with
21:23:00 <Xaphan> best i can offer tonight, is a dutch oven
21:23:00 <Kelevra> ewww
21:23:00 <Xaphan> at least you'll be warm :p
21:23:00 <Kelevra> me neither but I still need my head carressed
21:23:00 <Kelevra> shit seriously I miss the fucking asshole I broke up with
21:23:00 <Xaphan> best i can offer tonight, is a dutch oven
21:23:00 <Kelevra> ewww
21:23:00 <Xaphan> at least you'll be warm :p
21:24:00 <Xaphan> i have a few girly friends that are looking for a decent bloke - apparently its hard work
21:24:00 <Xaphan> us men are pigs
21:24:00 <Xaphan> you'll get used to it
21:24:00 <Xaphan> i have a few girly friends that are looking for a decent bloke - apparently its hard work
21:24:00 <Xaphan> us men are pigs
21:24:00 <Xaphan> you'll get used to it
21:24:00 <Xaphan> i have a few girly friends that are looking for a decent bloke - apparently its hard work
21:25:00 <Xaphan> where in melbourne are you anyway?
21:25:00 <Tim-Sim1> tosspot: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
21:25:00 <Tim-Sim1> classic
21:25:00 <Xaphan> where in melbourne are you anyway?
21:25:00 <Xaphan> where in melbourne are you anyway?
21:26:00 <Kelevra> it is fkn hard work to find a guy
21:26:00 <Kelevra> oh and I'm a female
21:26:00 <Xaphan> I guessed
21:26:00 <Kelevra> my vagina says so
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> all the good guys are taken, Kelevra
21:26:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 don't remind me
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> it's just the dregs left over, now
21:26:00 <Kelevra> althoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
21:26:00 <Xaphan> most of the girls i know don't wanna go for their own team either
21:26:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> tosspot: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> classic
21:26:00 <Kelevra> it is fkn hard work to find a guy
21:26:00 <Kelevra> oh and I'm a female
21:26:00 <Xaphan> I guessed
21:26:00 <Kelevra> my vagina says so
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> all the good guys are taken, Kelevra
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> tosspot: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> classic
21:26:00 <Kelevra> it is fkn hard work to find a guy
21:26:00 <Kelevra> oh and I'm a female
21:26:00 <Xaphan> I guessed
21:26:00 <Kelevra> my vagina says so
21:26:00 <Tim-Sim1> all the good guys are taken, Kelevra
21:27:00 <Kelevra> michaels friend is cracking onto me and he wants to move to melbourne
21:27:00 <Kelevra> and he seems like me
21:27:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra: where in melbourne are you?
21:27:00 <Kelevra> but way more normal
21:27:00 <Kelevra> south east I think
21:27:00 <Xaphan> i'm in carrum downs - if that helps
21:27:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds dangerous, going out with an ex's friend...
21:27:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm sort of nearby
21:27:00 <Kelevra> okay wait
21:27:00 <Xaphan> in the middle of cranbourne and frankston - try and avoid both, still.
21:27:00 <Kelevra> is this guy alright or creepy?
21:27:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 don't remind me
21:27:00 <Tim-Sim1> it's just the dregs left over, now
21:27:00 <Kelevra> althoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
21:27:00 <Xaphan> most of the girls i know don't wanna go for their own team either
21:27:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:27:00 <Kelevra> michaels friend is cracking onto me and he wants to move to melbourne
21:27:00 <Kelevra> and he seems like me
21:27:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra: where in melbourne are you?
21:27:00 <Kelevra> but way more normal
21:27:00 <Kelevra> south east I think
21:27:00 <Xaphan> i'm in carrum downs - if that helps
21:27:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds dangerous, going out with an ex's friend...
21:27:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 don't remind me
21:27:00 <Tim-Sim1> it's just the dregs left over, now
21:27:00 <Kelevra> althoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
21:27:00 <Xaphan> most of the girls i know don't wanna go for their own team either
21:27:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:27:00 <Kelevra> michaels friend is cracking onto me and he wants to move to melbourne
21:27:00 <Kelevra> and he seems like me
21:27:00 <Xaphan> Kelevra: where in melbourne are you?
21:27:00 <Kelevra> but way more normal
21:27:00 <Kelevra> south east I think
21:27:00 <Xaphan> i'm in carrum downs - if that helps
21:27:00 <Tim-Sim1> sounds dangerous, going out with an ex's friend...
21:28:00 <Xaphan> me? lol i'm ok, i'm married and im stayin that way
21:28:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/18447257_1507634302622098_6324504528074184248_n.jpg?oh=aeaca92cecb570ece6e55d816a869fbb&oe=5A3966E0
21:28:00 <Kelevra> creepy or good vibe?
21:28:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm sort of nearby
21:28:00 <Kelevra> okay wait
21:28:00 <Xaphan> in the middle of cranbourne and frankston - try and avoid both, still.
21:28:00 <Kelevra> is this guy alright or creepy?
21:28:00 <Xaphan> me? lol i'm ok, i'm married and im stayin that way
21:28:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm sort of nearby
21:28:00 <Kelevra> okay wait
21:28:00 <Xaphan> in the middle of cranbourne and frankston - try and avoid both, still.
21:28:00 <Kelevra> is this guy alright or creepy?
21:28:00 <Xaphan> me? lol i'm ok, i'm married and im stayin that way
21:29:00 <Xaphan> oh him
21:29:00 <Xaphan> dunno
21:29:00 <Xaphan> at least he isn't trying to show off his man boobs.
21:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> society has really engineered some pieces of shit out there
21:29:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/18447257_1507634302622098_6324504528074184248_n.jpg?oh=aeaca92cecb570ece6e55d816a869fbb&oe=5A3966E0
21:29:00 <Kelevra> creepy or good vibe?
21:29:00 <Xaphan> oh him
21:29:00 <Xaphan> dunno
21:29:00 <Xaphan> at least he isn't trying to show off his man boobs.
21:29:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/18447257_1507634302622098_6324504528074184248_n.jpg?oh=aeaca92cecb570ece6e55d816a869fbb&oe=5A3966E0
21:29:00 <Kelevra> creepy or good vibe?
21:29:00 <Xaphan> oh him
21:29:00 <Xaphan> dunno
21:29:00 <Xaphan> at least he isn't trying to show off his man boobs.
21:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> you've done well society
21:30:00 <Kelevra> hey hey heyyyyyy
21:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> society has really engineered some pieces of shit out there
21:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> you've done well society
21:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> society has really engineered some pieces of shit out there
21:30:00 <Tim-Sim1> you've done well society
21:31:00 <Kelevra> my ex had a bigger cupsize than me
21:31:00 <Kelevra> I love moobies
21:31:00 <Xaphan> i probably do too :p
21:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> did you ever suck on his boobs?
21:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> just wondering...
21:31:00 <Kelevra> motorboat the fuck out of that shit
21:31:00 <Kelevra> nah I nevr sucked on them
21:31:00 <Kelevra> just used to call him a fat cunt and slap them around
21:31:00 <Kelevra> the usual
21:31:00 <Kelevra> hey hey heyyyyyy
21:31:00 <Kelevra> my ex had a bigger cupsize than me
21:31:00 <Kelevra> I love moobies
21:31:00 <Xaphan> i probably do too :p
21:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> did you ever suck on his boobs?
21:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> just wondering...
21:31:00 <Kelevra> motorboat the fuck out of that shit
21:31:00 <Kelevra> hey hey heyyyyyy
21:31:00 <Kelevra> my ex had a bigger cupsize than me
21:31:00 <Kelevra> I love moobies
21:31:00 <Xaphan> i probably do too :p
21:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> did you ever suck on his boobs?
21:31:00 <Tim-Sim1> just wondering...
21:31:00 <Kelevra> motorboat the fuck out of that shit
21:32:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:32:00 <Tim-Sim1> haha
21:32:00 <Kelevra> nah deadset he was a fat cunt but a loveable one
21:32:00 <Kelevra> I hope he dies soon
21:32:00 <Xaphan> LOL
21:32:00 <Xaphan> nice :p
21:32:00 <Kelevra> my life isn't the same
21:32:00 <Xaphan> You'll get over it. You'll move on. You'll find another loveable cunt
21:32:00 <Kelevra> nah I nevr sucked on them
21:32:00 <Kelevra> just used to call him a fat cunt and slap them around
21:32:00 <Kelevra> the usual
21:32:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:32:00 <Tim-Sim1> haha
21:32:00 <Kelevra> nah deadset he was a fat cunt but a loveable one
21:32:00 <Kelevra> nah I nevr sucked on them
21:32:00 <Kelevra> just used to call him a fat cunt and slap them around
21:32:00 <Kelevra> the usual
21:32:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:32:00 <Tim-Sim1> haha
21:32:00 <Kelevra> nah deadset he was a fat cunt but a loveable one
21:33:00 <Tim-Sim1> plenty whales left in the sea
21:33:00 <Xaphan> not if you're japanese
21:33:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:33:00 <Xaphan> pew pew pew.
21:33:00 <Tim-Sim1> not many around Japan...
21:33:00 <Kelevra> my friends won't even threaten him to say I'll burn his clothes
21:33:00 <Kelevra> I hope he dies soon
21:33:00 <Xaphan> LOL
21:33:00 <Xaphan> nice :p
21:33:00 <Kelevra> my life isn't the same
21:33:00 <Xaphan> You'll get over it. You'll move on. You'll find another loveable cunt
21:33:00 <Tim-Sim1> plenty whales left in the sea
21:33:00 <Xaphan> not if you're japanese
21:33:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:33:00 <Kelevra> I hope he dies soon
21:33:00 <Xaphan> LOL
21:33:00 <Xaphan> nice :p
21:33:00 <Kelevra> my life isn't the same
21:33:00 <Xaphan> You'll get over it. You'll move on. You'll find another loveable cunt
21:33:00 <Tim-Sim1> plenty whales left in the sea
21:33:00 <Xaphan> not if you're japanese
21:33:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:34:00 <Kelevra> how shit are they
21:34:00 <Kelevra> they honestly need to stop their sex lives and help me out
21:34:00 <Kelevra> well that dudes pic I posted, reckon he's a good guy?
21:34:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't look murderous in some of his pics
21:34:00 <Xaphan> pew pew pew.
21:34:00 <Tim-Sim1> not many around Japan...
21:34:00 <Kelevra> my friends won't even threaten him to say I'll burn his clothes
21:34:00 <Kelevra> how shit are they
21:34:00 <Kelevra> they honestly need to stop their sex lives and help me out
21:34:00 <Xaphan> pew pew pew.
21:34:00 <Tim-Sim1> not many around Japan...
21:34:00 <Kelevra> my friends won't even threaten him to say I'll burn his clothes
21:34:00 <Kelevra> how shit are they
21:34:00 <Kelevra> they honestly need to stop their sex lives and help me out
21:35:00 <Kelevra> I want him to bring back my collingwood cup and then and only then I won't burn his clothes
21:35:00 <Kelevra> my demands must be met
21:35:00 <Kelevra> I swear I'll fuck pollock.
21:35:00 <Kelevra> well that dudes pic I posted, reckon he's a good guy?
21:35:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't look murderous in some of his pics
21:35:00 <Kelevra> well that dudes pic I posted, reckon he's a good guy?
21:35:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't look murderous in some of his pics
21:36:00 <Kelevra> I want him to bring back my collingwood cup and then and only then I won't burn his clothes
21:36:00 <Kelevra> my demands must be met
21:36:00 <Kelevra> I swear I'll fuck pollock.
21:36:00 <Kelevra> I want him to bring back my collingwood cup and then and only then I won't burn his clothes
21:36:00 <Kelevra> my demands must be met
21:36:00 <Kelevra> I swear I'll fuck pollock.
21:38:00 <Xaphan> my knee still hurts
21:39:00 <Xaphan> this scotch isn't working properly
21:39:00 <Xaphan> my knee still hurts
21:39:00 <Xaphan> this scotch isn't working properly
21:39:00 <Xaphan> my knee still hurts
21:39:00 <Xaphan> this scotch isn't working properly
21:43:00 <Tim-Sim1> you have to drink lots of it
21:43:00 <Tim-Sim1> and fast
21:44:00 <Xaphan> i can't unfortunately, ms meds kick in and say fuck you cunt
21:44:00 <Xaphan> and im passed out
21:44:00 <Xaphan> and i regret it in the morn
21:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
21:44:00 <Xaphan> so double with pepsi max every...i push it, 30mins
21:44:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:44:00 <Xaphan> very risky ;p
21:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> you have to drink lots of it
21:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> and fast
21:44:00 <Xaphan> i can't unfortunately, ms meds kick in and say fuck you cunt
21:44:00 <Xaphan> and im passed out
21:44:00 <Xaphan> and i regret it in the morn
21:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
21:44:00 <Xaphan> so double with pepsi max every...i push it, 30mins
21:44:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> you have to drink lots of it
21:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> and fast
21:44:00 <Xaphan> i can't unfortunately, ms meds kick in and say fuck you cunt
21:44:00 <Xaphan> and im passed out
21:44:00 <Xaphan> and i regret it in the morn
21:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> oh
21:44:00 <Xaphan> so double with pepsi max every...i push it, 30mins
21:44:00 <Xaphan> lol
21:45:00 <Xaphan> very risky ;p
21:45:00 <Xaphan> very risky ;p
21:47:00 <Kelevra> fuck pepsi sucks
21:48:00 <Kelevra> whats on the schedule for tonight mr Tim-Sim1
21:48:00 <Tim-Sim1> just downloaded killing in the name of for this game
21:48:00 <Tim-Sim1> rocking out
21:48:00 <Kelevra> fuck pepsi sucks
21:48:00 <Kelevra> whats on the schedule for tonight mr Tim-Sim1
21:48:00 <Kelevra> fuck pepsi sucks
21:48:00 <Kelevra> whats on the schedule for tonight mr Tim-Sim1
21:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> playing with myself
21:49:00 <lumeah2> Whats been going on here then! Mbps
21:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> just downloaded killing in the name of for this game
21:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> rocking out
21:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> playing with myself
21:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> just downloaded killing in the name of for this game
21:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> rocking out
21:49:00 <Tim-Sim1> playing with myself
21:50:00 <lumeah2> Whats been going on here then! Mbps
21:50:00 <lumeah2> Whats been going on here then! Mbps
21:51:00 <Kelevra> rage?
21:51:00 <Kelevra> rage against the machine
21:51:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:51:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeahhhhh
21:51:00 <Kelevra> haven't heard their shit in years
21:51:00 <Kelevra> rage?
21:51:00 <Kelevra> rage against the machine
21:51:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:51:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeahhhhh
21:51:00 <Kelevra> rage?
21:51:00 <Kelevra> rage against the machine
21:51:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:51:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeahhhhh
21:52:00 <Kelevra> and you do what they told you URGHHHH
21:52:00 <Kelevra> killing in the name offfffff
21:52:00 <darkmatter> great record
21:52:00 <Kelevra> fuck if my dad wasn't hear I'd try to listen to music
21:52:00 <darkmatter> was recorded at sound city
21:52:00 <Kelevra> chicago?
21:52:00 <darkmatter> no LA
21:52:00 <Kelevra> haven't heard their shit in years
21:52:00 <Kelevra> and you do what they told you URGHHHH
21:52:00 <Kelevra> killing in the name offfffff
21:52:00 <darkmatter> great record
21:52:00 <Kelevra> fuck if my dad wasn't hear I'd try to listen to music
21:52:00 <Kelevra> haven't heard their shit in years
21:52:00 <Kelevra> and you do what they told you URGHHHH
21:52:00 <Kelevra> killing in the name offfffff
21:52:00 <darkmatter> great record
21:52:00 <Kelevra> fuck if my dad wasn't hear I'd try to listen to music
21:53:00 <darkmatter> one of the best studios of all time
21:53:00 <darkmatter> also Nevermind came out of there
21:53:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck that was awesome
21:53:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck learnt something new today
21:53:00 <Xaphan> pepsi does suck
21:53:00 <Kelevra> ty darkmatter
21:53:00 <Xaphan> i have max (sugar free)
21:53:00 <Tim-Sim1> used to be able to play that song perfect, years ago
21:53:00 <darkmatter> was recorded at sound city
21:53:00 <Kelevra> chicago?
21:53:00 <darkmatter> no LA
21:53:00 <darkmatter> one of the best studios of all time
21:53:00 <darkmatter> also Nevermind came out of there
21:53:00 <darkmatter> was recorded at sound city
21:53:00 <Kelevra> chicago?
21:53:00 <darkmatter> no LA
21:53:00 <darkmatter> one of the best studios of all time
21:53:00 <darkmatter> also Nevermind came out of there
21:54:00 <Xaphan> anyway
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> in a band
21:54:00 <Kelevra> darkmatter I think you're wrong with nevermind
21:54:00 <darkmatter> theres a really good movie about it
21:54:00 <Xaphan> i'm gonna go see if i can get the wife to put out tonight :p
21:54:00 <Xaphan> bbl
21:54:00 <darkmatter> nope i'm not trust me lol
21:54:00 <darkmatter> butch vig at sound city
21:54:00 <Kelevra> I could be incorrect
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> this game is cool, when you play along and hit all the notes the crowd cheers
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
21:54:00 <Kelevra> but I'm fairly sure that came from the rain filled city of fucksville
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck that was awesome
21:54:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck learnt something new today
21:54:00 <Xaphan> pepsi does suck
21:54:00 <Kelevra> ty darkmatter
21:54:00 <Xaphan> i have max (sugar free)
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> used to be able to play that song perfect, years ago
21:54:00 <Xaphan> anyway
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> in a band
21:54:00 <Kelevra> darkmatter I think you're wrong with nevermind
21:54:00 <darkmatter> theres a really good movie about it
21:54:00 <Xaphan> i'm gonna go see if i can get the wife to put out tonight :p
21:54:00 <Xaphan> bbl
21:54:00 <darkmatter> nope i'm not trust me lol
21:54:00 <darkmatter> butch vig at sound city
21:54:00 <Kelevra> I could be incorrect
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> this game is cool, when you play along and hit all the notes the crowd cheers
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck that was awesome
21:54:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck learnt something new today
21:54:00 <Xaphan> pepsi does suck
21:54:00 <Kelevra> ty darkmatter
21:54:00 <Xaphan> i have max (sugar free)
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> used to be able to play that song perfect, years ago
21:54:00 <Xaphan> anyway
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> in a band
21:54:00 <Kelevra> darkmatter I think you're wrong with nevermind
21:54:00 <darkmatter> theres a really good movie about it
21:54:00 <Xaphan> i'm gonna go see if i can get the wife to put out tonight :p
21:54:00 <Xaphan> bbl
21:54:00 <darkmatter> nope i'm not trust me lol
21:54:00 <darkmatter> butch vig at sound city
21:54:00 <Kelevra> I could be incorrect
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> this game is cool, when you play along and hit all the notes the crowd cheers
21:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
21:55:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf Tim-Sim1 guitar hero?
21:55:00 <darkmatter> nope
21:55:00 <darkmatter> google it lady
21:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, rocksmith
21:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> you plug in a real guita
21:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> not some fucking toy
21:55:00 <darkmatter> i dont make mistake about important things
21:55:00 <Kelevra> but I'm fairly sure that came from the rain filled city of fucksville
21:55:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf Tim-Sim1 guitar hero?
21:55:00 <darkmatter> nope
21:55:00 <darkmatter> google it lady
21:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, rocksmith
21:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> you plug in a real guita
21:55:00 <Kelevra> but I'm fairly sure that came from the rain filled city of fucksville
21:55:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf Tim-Sim1 guitar hero?
21:55:00 <darkmatter> nope
21:55:00 <darkmatter> google it lady
21:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> nah, rocksmith
21:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> you plug in a real guita
21:56:00 <Kelevra> nirvana is fkn epic
21:56:00 <Kelevra> nothing ever will be like it
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, I loved nirvana
21:56:00 <Kelevra> hrmm fuck my dad
21:56:00 <Kelevra> music is needed
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> the tunes were pretty basic
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> but really cool
21:56:00 <darkmatter> it wasnt the tunes
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> Dave Grohl is a legend too
21:56:00 <darkmatter> it was the whole ethos
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> true
21:56:00 <darkmatter> he bought the sound board from sound city
21:56:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to think dave killed kurt
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> not some fucking toy
21:56:00 <darkmatter> i dont make mistake about important things
21:56:00 <Kelevra> nirvana is fkn epic
21:56:00 <Kelevra> nothing ever will be like it
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, I loved nirvana
21:56:00 <Kelevra> hrmm fuck my dad
21:56:00 <Kelevra> music is needed
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> the tunes were pretty basic
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> but really cool
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> not some fucking toy
21:56:00 <darkmatter> i dont make mistake about important things
21:56:00 <Kelevra> nirvana is fkn epic
21:56:00 <Kelevra> nothing ever will be like it
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah, I loved nirvana
21:56:00 <Kelevra> hrmm fuck my dad
21:56:00 <Kelevra> music is needed
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> the tunes were pretty basic
21:56:00 <Tim-Sim1> but really cool
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> pfft
21:57:00 <darkmatter> to save it from the trash
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuckwit
21:57:00 <Kelevra> I almost knocked his face in with a 2 by 4
21:57:00 <darkmatter> a neve i think
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:57:00 <darkmatter> nothing sounds like it
21:57:00 <darkmatter> Kelevra: look up the movie
21:57:00 <darkmatter> about sound city
21:57:00 <Kelevra> I'm so happy because today I found my friends, they're in my head
21:57:00 <darkmatter> its pretty great
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> I was in year ten when Kurt topped himself
21:57:00 <Kelevra> NO darkmatter
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> was cut as
21:57:00 <Kelevra> you look up the journals
21:57:00 <darkmatter> it wasnt the tunes
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> Dave Grohl is a legend too
21:57:00 <darkmatter> it was the whole ethos
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> true
21:57:00 <darkmatter> he bought the sound board from sound city
21:57:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to think dave killed kurt
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> pfft
21:57:00 <darkmatter> to save it from the trash
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuckwit
21:57:00 <Kelevra> I almost knocked his face in with a 2 by 4
21:57:00 <darkmatter> a neve i think
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:57:00 <darkmatter> nothing sounds like it
21:57:00 <darkmatter> it wasnt the tunes
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> Dave Grohl is a legend too
21:57:00 <darkmatter> it was the whole ethos
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> true
21:57:00 <darkmatter> he bought the sound board from sound city
21:57:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to think dave killed kurt
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> pfft
21:57:00 <darkmatter> to save it from the trash
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuckwit
21:57:00 <Kelevra> I almost knocked his face in with a 2 by 4
21:57:00 <darkmatter> a neve i think
21:57:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
21:57:00 <darkmatter> nothing sounds like it
21:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> we used to all jam on nirvana tunes
21:58:00 <darkmatter> well dont then jesus
21:58:00 <Kelevra> Melanie gets her way this evening
21:58:00 <Kelevra> done
21:58:00 <Kelevra> okay now I'll google your shit
21:58:00 <darkmatter> Kelevra: look up the movie
21:58:00 <darkmatter> about sound city
21:58:00 <Kelevra> I'm so happy because today I found my friends, they're in my head
21:58:00 <darkmatter> its pretty great
21:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> I was in year ten when Kurt topped himself
21:58:00 <Kelevra> NO darkmatter
21:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> was cut as
21:58:00 <Kelevra> you look up the journals
21:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> we used to all jam on nirvana tunes
21:58:00 <darkmatter> well dont then jesus
21:58:00 <Kelevra> Melanie gets her way this evening
21:58:00 <darkmatter> Kelevra: look up the movie
21:58:00 <darkmatter> about sound city
21:58:00 <Kelevra> I'm so happy because today I found my friends, they're in my head
21:58:00 <darkmatter> its pretty great
21:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> I was in year ten when Kurt topped himself
21:58:00 <Kelevra> NO darkmatter
21:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> was cut as
21:58:00 <Kelevra> you look up the journals
21:58:00 <Tim-Sim1> we used to all jam on nirvana tunes
21:58:00 <darkmatter> well dont then jesus
21:58:00 <Kelevra> Melanie gets her way this evening
21:59:00 <darkmatter> dont care ur loss
21:59:00 <Jabberwocky> ripper rails
21:59:00 <Jabberwocky> oh man, you dont know coke till you've done lines with the boys
21:59:00 <Kelevra> done
21:59:00 <Kelevra> okay now I'll google your shit
21:59:00 <darkmatter> dont care ur loss
21:59:00 <Jabberwocky> ripper rails
21:59:00 <Kelevra> done
21:59:00 <Kelevra> okay now I'll google your shit
21:59:00 <darkmatter> dont care ur loss
21:59:00 <Jabberwocky> ripper rails
22:00:00 <Kelevra> quick question
22:00:00 <Kelevra> where would my music be
22:00:00 <Jabberwocky> oh man, you dont know coke till you've done lines with the boys
22:00:00 <Jabberwocky> oh man, you dont know coke till you've done lines with the boys
22:01:00 <Jabberwocky> big fat lines, someone else can pay
22:01:00 <Jabberwocky> I'm gonna just shoot smack and shred coke till I'm Mog
22:01:00 <Kelevra> quick question
22:01:00 <Kelevra> where would my music be
22:01:00 <Jabberwocky> big fat lines, someone else can pay
22:01:00 <Kelevra> quick question
22:01:00 <Kelevra> where would my music be
22:01:00 <Jabberwocky> big fat lines, someone else can pay
22:02:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah we won
22:02:00 <Kelevra> CUNTS
22:02:00 <Kelevra> IN YOUR FACE
22:02:00 <Kelevra> 2 things have gone great today
22:02:00 <Jabberwocky> I'm gonna just shoot smack and shred coke till I'm Mog
22:02:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah we won
22:02:00 <Kelevra> CUNTS
22:02:00 <Kelevra> IN YOUR FACE
22:02:00 <Kelevra> 2 things have gone great today
22:02:00 <Jabberwocky> I'm gonna just shoot smack and shred coke till I'm Mog
22:02:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah we won
22:02:00 <Kelevra> CUNTS
22:02:00 <Kelevra> IN YOUR FACE
22:02:00 <Kelevra> 2 things have gone great today
22:03:00 <Kelevra> but fuck now I can't find my music
22:03:00 <Jabberwocky> I got a sneaking suspicion....
22:03:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta find mi guitar strap
22:03:00 <Jabberwocky> no, I dont remember... what was I thinking
22:03:00 <Jabberwocky> anyway, l8r
22:03:00 <Kelevra> but fuck now I can't find my music
22:03:00 <Jabberwocky> I got a sneaking suspicion....
22:03:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta find mi guitar strap
22:03:00 <Jabberwocky> no, I dont remember... what was I thinking
22:03:00 <Kelevra> but fuck now I can't find my music
22:03:00 <Jabberwocky> I got a sneaking suspicion....
22:03:00 <Tim-Sim1> gotta find mi guitar strap
22:03:00 <Jabberwocky> no, I dont remember... what was I thinking
22:04:00 <Jabberwocky> anyway, l8r
22:04:00 <Jabberwocky> anyway, l8r
22:05:00 <Kelevra> shit my dads going to bed
22:05:00 <Kelevra> shit my dads going to bed
22:05:00 <Kelevra> shit my dads going to bed
22:10:00 <Kelevra> okay so whats the protocol on your exs friends?
22:10:00 <Kelevra> off bounds or is it bad or iffy
22:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> out of bounds amongst my mates
22:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> wouldn't even contemplate it with my mates
22:10:00 <Kelevra> okay so whats the protocol on your exs friends?
22:10:00 <Kelevra> off bounds or is it bad or iffy
22:10:00 <Kelevra> okay so whats the protocol on your exs friends?
22:10:00 <Kelevra> off bounds or is it bad or iffy
22:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck
22:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> out of bounds amongst my mates
22:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> wouldn't even contemplate it with my mates
22:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck
22:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> out of bounds amongst my mates
22:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> wouldn't even contemplate it with my mates
22:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck
22:22:00 <Nice1> good idea
22:22:00 <Nice1> good idea
22:22:00 <Nice1> good idea
22:23:00 <Nice1> not much choice on here though hey
22:24:00 <Kelevra> fuck this guy seems nice
22:24:00 <Nice1> not much choice on here though hey
22:24:00 <Nice1> not much choice on here though hey
22:25:00 <Nice1> which one Kelevra
22:25:00 <Kelevra> fuck this guy seems nice
22:25:00 <Nice1> which one Kelevra
22:25:00 <Kelevra> fuck this guy seems nice
22:25:00 <Nice1> which one Kelevra
22:26:00 <Kelevra> that guy I put a pic of
22:26:00 <Kelevra> seriously he's in tassie
22:26:00 <Kelevra> so it's not like Ill fuck him
22:26:00 <Kelevra> well not this week
22:26:00 <Nice1> get him to come here
22:26:00 <Kelevra> that guy I put a pic of
22:26:00 <Kelevra> seriously he's in tassie
22:26:00 <Kelevra> so it's not like Ill fuck him
22:26:00 <Kelevra> that guy I put a pic of
22:26:00 <Kelevra> seriously he's in tassie
22:26:00 <Kelevra> so it's not like Ill fuck him
22:27:00 <Kelevra> well not this week
22:27:00 <Nice1> get him to come here
22:27:00 <Kelevra> well not this week
22:27:00 <Nice1> get him to come here
22:31:00 <Kelevra> why so you can rape him?
22:32:00 <Kelevra> or he can know how crazy I am?
22:32:00 <Kelevra> you bitch Nice1.
22:32:00 <Kelevra> why so you can rape him?
22:32:00 <Kelevra> or he can know how crazy I am?
22:32:00 <Kelevra> you bitch Nice1.
22:32:00 <Kelevra> why so you can rape him?
22:32:00 <Kelevra> or he can know how crazy I am?
22:32:00 <Kelevra> you bitch Nice1.
22:35:00 <Tim-Sim1> getting sore fingers
22:36:00 <Tim-Sim1> getting sore fingers
22:36:00 <Tim-Sim1> getting sore fingers
22:43:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 put them up your bum bum
22:43:00 <Kelevra> it'll soften the blow
22:44:00 <Nice1> Kelevra chill
22:44:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 put them up your bum bum
22:44:00 <Kelevra> it'll soften the blow
22:44:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 put them up your bum bum
22:44:00 <Kelevra> it'll soften the blow
22:45:00 <Nice1> was just a suggestion
22:45:00 <Nice1> a silly one
22:45:00 <Nice1> I dont think you are crazy Kelevra
22:45:00 <Nice1> Kelevra chill
22:45:00 <Nice1> was just a suggestion
22:45:00 <Nice1> a silly one
22:45:00 <Nice1> Kelevra chill
22:45:00 <Nice1> was just a suggestion
22:45:00 <Nice1> a silly one
22:46:00 <Nice1> relax
22:46:00 <Nice1> I dont think you are crazy Kelevra
22:46:00 <Nice1> relax
22:46:00 <Nice1> I dont think you are crazy Kelevra
22:46:00 <Nice1> relax
22:47:00 <Nice1> relax dont do it
22:47:00 <Nice1> relax dont do it
22:47:00 <Nice1> relax dont do it
22:48:00 <Nice1> when you want to come
22:49:00 <Nice1> good song that
22:49:00 <Nice1> hey Kelevra
22:49:00 <Nice1> when you want to come
22:49:00 <Nice1> good song that
22:49:00 <Nice1> hey Kelevra
22:49:00 <Nice1> when you want to come
22:49:00 <Nice1> good song that
22:49:00 <Nice1> hey Kelevra
22:50:00 <Tim-Sim1> ahhhh PURPLE HAZEEEEE
22:50:00 <Tim-Sim1> ahhhh PURPLE HAZEEEEE
22:50:00 <Tim-Sim1> ahhhh PURPLE HAZEEEEE
22:52:00 <Tim-Sim1> need to find my lube
22:53:00 <Tim-Sim1> need to find my lube
22:53:00 <Tim-Sim1> need to find my lube
22:54:00 <Nice1> important huh
22:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
22:54:00 <Nice1> hm
22:54:00 <Tim-Sim1> i'm feeling like a pro atm
22:54:00 <Nice1> important huh
22:54:00 <Nice1> important huh
22:55:00 <Nice1> hehe
22:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
22:55:00 <Nice1> hm
22:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> i'm feeling like a pro atm
22:55:00 <Nice1> hehe
22:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
22:55:00 <Nice1> hm
22:55:00 <Tim-Sim1> i'm feeling like a pro atm
22:55:00 <Nice1> hehe
23:06:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'll fuck this dude
23:07:00 <Tim-Sim1> wot dude?
23:07:00 <Tim-Sim1> from tazzie?
23:07:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'll fuck this dude
23:07:00 <Kelevra> I reckon I'll fuck this dude
23:08:00 <Kelevra> yeah he seems like a good guy
23:08:00 <Kelevra> but my ex will fucking kill us
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> is that the criterion?
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> "he's a good guy, I think I'll fuck him"
23:08:00 <Kelevra> nah this guy called brett
23:08:00 <Kelevra> fkn hate the name but that's me just being a bitch
23:08:00 <Kelevra> he's 40
23:08:00 <Kelevra> no kids which is weird
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> like me
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> wot dude?
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> from tazzie?
23:08:00 <Kelevra> yeah he seems like a good guy
23:08:00 <Kelevra> but my ex will fucking kill us
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> is that the criterion?
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> "he's a good guy, I think I'll fuck him"
23:08:00 <Kelevra> nah this guy called brett
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> wot dude?
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> from tazzie?
23:08:00 <Kelevra> yeah he seems like a good guy
23:08:00 <Kelevra> but my ex will fucking kill us
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> is that the criterion?
23:08:00 <Tim-Sim1> "he's a good guy, I think I'll fuck him"
23:08:00 <Kelevra> nah this guy called brett
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> he might have issues
23:09:00 <Kelevra> fuck off, you're not weird
23:09:00 <Kelevra> you're just super gay and awesome
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck you
23:09:00 <Kelevra> yeah I asked him if he was crazy
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> but thanks
23:09:00 <Kelevra> stop saying fuck me
23:09:00 <Kelevra> I'll rape you
23:09:00 <Kelevra> fkn hate the name but that's me just being a bitch
23:09:00 <Kelevra> he's 40
23:09:00 <Kelevra> no kids which is weird
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> like me
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> he might have issues
23:09:00 <Kelevra> fuck off, you're not weird
23:09:00 <Kelevra> you're just super gay and awesome
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck you
23:09:00 <Kelevra> fkn hate the name but that's me just being a bitch
23:09:00 <Kelevra> he's 40
23:09:00 <Kelevra> no kids which is weird
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> yeah
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> like me
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> he might have issues
23:09:00 <Kelevra> fuck off, you're not weird
23:09:00 <Kelevra> you're just super gay and awesome
23:09:00 <Tim-Sim1> fuck you
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> did he say "that's just what the doctors say"
23:10:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 look into my eyes
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> you don't have any
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> eyes
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> you're a line of text
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> no offense
23:10:00 <Kelevra> yeah I asked him if he was crazy
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> but thanks
23:10:00 <Kelevra> stop saying fuck me
23:10:00 <Kelevra> I'll rape you
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> did he say "that's just what the doctors say"
23:10:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 look into my eyes
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> you don't have any
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> eyes
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
23:10:00 <Kelevra> yeah I asked him if he was crazy
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> but thanks
23:10:00 <Kelevra> stop saying fuck me
23:10:00 <Kelevra> I'll rape you
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> did he say "that's just what the doctors say"
23:10:00 <Kelevra> Tim-Sim1 look into my eyes
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> you don't have any
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> eyes
23:10:00 <Tim-Sim1> lol
23:11:00 <Kelevra> I'm fkn awesome is what you could've said you poo faced cunt
23:11:00 <Kelevra> nah I love ya
23:11:00 <Kelevra> bring it in
23:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> righto
23:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> you're a line of text
23:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> no offense
23:11:00 <Kelevra> I'm fkn awesome is what you could've said you poo faced cunt
23:11:00 <Kelevra> nah I love ya
23:11:00 <Kelevra> bring it in
23:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> you're a line of text
23:11:00 <Tim-Sim1> no offense
23:11:00 <Kelevra> I'm fkn awesome is what you could've said you poo faced cunt
23:11:00 <Kelevra> nah I love ya
23:11:00 <Kelevra> bring it in
23:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> I just cracked a beer
23:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> righto
23:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> I just cracked a beer
23:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> righto
23:12:00 <Tim-Sim1> I just cracked a beer
23:14:00 <Kelevra> shit I told him I'm chatting on irc
23:14:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah Tim-Sim1
23:15:00 <Kelevra> get on it
23:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> guitar skills are getting better
23:15:00 <Kelevra> see peer pressure and the stress of game of thrones has made you a man
23:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> game of thrones?
23:15:00 <Kelevra> oh and the guitar
23:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> haven't watched that for a year now
23:15:00 <Kelevra> shit I told him I'm chatting on irc
23:15:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah Tim-Sim1
23:15:00 <Kelevra> get on it
23:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> guitar skills are getting better
23:15:00 <Kelevra> see peer pressure and the stress of game of thrones has made you a man
23:15:00 <Kelevra> shit I told him I'm chatting on irc
23:15:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah Tim-Sim1
23:15:00 <Kelevra> get on it
23:15:00 <Tim-Sim1> guitar skills are getting better
23:15:00 <Kelevra> see peer pressure and the stress of game of thrones has made you a man
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> I liked the red headed witch
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> she was pretty
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> game of thrones?
23:16:00 <Kelevra> oh and the guitar
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> haven't watched that for a year now
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> I liked the red headed witch
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> she was pretty
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> game of thrones?
23:16:00 <Kelevra> oh and the guitar
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> haven't watched that for a year now
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> I liked the red headed witch
23:16:00 <Tim-Sim1> she was pretty
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> she wasn't a real red head though
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> real red heads should be drowned at birth
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> that's what mum always said, anyway
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> she wasn't a real red head though
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> real red heads should be drowned at birth
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> that's what mum always said, anyway
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> she wasn't a real red head though
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> real red heads should be drowned at birth
23:18:00 <Tim-Sim1> that's what mum always said, anyway
23:26:00 <Kelevra> dude it's gettting pretty fkn awesome
23:27:00 <Kelevra> dude it's gettting pretty fkn awesome
23:27:00 <Kelevra> dude it's gettting pretty fkn awesome
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> does she still take her clothes off?
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> have you notices?
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> just wondering...
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> I can't remember her name
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> but she was also on some movie in SBS years ago
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> does she still take her clothes off?
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> have you notices?
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> just wondering...
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> does she still take her clothes off?
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> have you notices?
23:28:00 <Tim-Sim1> just wondering...
23:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> I can't remember her name
23:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> but she was also on some movie in SBS years ago
23:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> I can't remember her name
23:29:00 <Tim-Sim1> but she was also on some movie in SBS years ago
23:43:00 <Tim-Sim1> but yeah, watched it up to season 4
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> great dshow
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> show
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> but yeah, watched it up to season 4
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> great dshow
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> show
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> but yeah, watched it up to season 4
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> great dshow
23:44:00 <Tim-Sim1> show