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20:25:00 * Now talking in #melbourne
20:25:00 * Topic is '#melbourne - BEER TIME! BUY ME and maybe Longie (but def not TheWJM) beers! KGOOoo non compliance will result in death'
20:25:00 * Set by Jeffy on Fri Aug 13 17:49:56
20:25:00 * interpaul driblels liek a retard
20:26:00 * `2868 licks interpaul's chin
20:26:00 <interpaul> umm..........
20:26:00 <`2868> umm..........
20:26:00 <interpaul> so random
20:27:00 <interpaul> is this dumb http://monsterthreads.com.au/onlineshop/images/uploads/mtigercharcoal.jpg
20:27:00 <`2868> no.
20:27:00 <interpaul> oh
20:28:00 <crackychan> i;m on drugs
20:28:00 <interpaul> well im getting it anyway
20:28:00 <Loofy> i will be on drugs soon
20:28:00 <`2868> but winter is almost over
20:28:00 * EDMCGUIRE ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:28:00 <Loofy> behind my ears smells like cheese
20:28:00 * GODFATHER ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:28:00 <interpaul> i get cold easily
20:29:00 * PrInCeSsWaRRioR ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:30:00 <EDMCGUIRE> PrInCeSsWaRRioR !!
20:30:00 <interpaul> PrInCeSsWaRRioR says sex rules
20:30:00 <PrInCeSsWaRRioR> hulloo EDMCGUIRE dearest * mwha*
20:30:00 <crackychan> K00L
20:30:00 <Hatred> sex with zoo animals
20:30:00 <interpaul> a born again christian woman in my class was having a discussion ab out sex with a bogan woman
20:30:00 <Hatred> coz that's what it would be like
20:31:00 <Hatred> hot
20:31:00 <interpaul> the bogan was like, sex is a need like food and water
20:31:00 <Hatred> did the guys start jacking off
20:31:00 <PrInCeSsWaRRioR> pfft not a nice bunch tonight, * goes to chat where the people are at least nice..
20:31:00 <crackychan> im fripping
20:31:00 <interpaul> yes i think so
20:31:00 * Gaby ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:31:00 <EDMCGUIRE> lots of bogans here PrInCeSsWaRRioR..lol
20:31:00 * ChanOP sets mode: +h Gaby
20:31:00 <interpaul> the woman teacher was like tmi and every1 had a laugh
20:32:00 <Loofy> and what did the born again christian say
20:32:00 <Loofy> ?
20:32:00 <Hatred> wut iz tmi?
20:32:00 <interpaul> she said shes celebate or somethig
20:32:00 <interpaul> no sex b4 marriage
20:32:00 * `2868 ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
20:32:00 <interpaul> TOO MUCH INFO
20:32:00 * _cia_ ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:32:00 <Hatred> tell her you worship pazuzu
20:32:00 <interpaul> who was 2868
20:32:00 <Hatred> lord of flies
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20:32:00 <interpaul> the born again christian is pretty and nice but she talks 2 much
20:33:00 <Hatred> tell her to get a cock in her mouth
20:33:00 <Loofy> and a dog up her
20:33:00 <interpaul> 1 of my teachers is a black woman and her accent is hard 2 understand sometimes
20:33:00 <Hatred> wer she from
20:33:00 * john ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
20:33:00 <eX> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udm-0Vj4oF8 <<< beautiful stuff
20:33:00 <Hatred> south asian or african
20:33:00 <interpaul> she laughs at her own joeks a lot
20:34:00 <interpaul> african
20:34:00 * EDMCGUIRE ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
20:34:00 * h4ppy_h4rdc0r3 is now known as h4ppy_h4rdc0r3_BrB
20:34:00 <Hatred> hot
20:34:00 * `2868 ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:34:00 * stormie has left IRC
20:34:00 <Hatred> are her jokes funi?
20:34:00 <interpaul> not realy
20:34:00 <Hatred> tell her to connect 2 irc
20:35:00 <interpaul> im getting sick of going there
20:35:00 <Hatred> n she can share her joks with uz
20:35:00 <interpaul> ok
20:35:00 <interpaul> i think shes a bussy womman though
20:35:00 <Hatred> y r u sik ov da corse alredy
20:35:00 <interpaul> its borig and the people anoy me
20:35:00 * Lilah ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
20:35:00 <interpaul> their like ur so quiet lolz
20:36:00 <interpaul> time drags on
20:36:00 <Hatred> y dun u say sik shit
20:36:00 <Hatred> n freak dem out
20:37:00 <SinWagon> works for you hey Hatred?
20:37:00 <interpaul> because i wat them2 leave me alone
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20:37:00 * Ramadan40daysofPain ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: burn all the jews in the gas chamber)
20:37:00 <oxycodone> http://lnette.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/comicsans.jpg?w=375&h=500
20:37:00 <Hatred> yyyyy
20:37:00 <interpaul> i love comic sans
20:37:00 <interpaul> haterz 2 tha left
20:37:00 <Hatred> hav a lesbian affair with the bogan woman
20:37:00 * SinWagon ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
20:38:00 <interpaul> hmm
20:38:00 * h4ppy_h4rdc0r3_BrB is now known as h4ppy_h4rdc0r3
20:38:00 <interpaul> sikc of writig memos and spreadsheets
20:38:00 <interpaul> wish i coud write memos with comic sans and smiley faces
20:38:00 * stormie is on IRC (Raina Manson)
20:39:00 * melbournedad ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
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20:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
20:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like comic sans
20:40:00 * GODFATHER ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Colloquy for iPhone - http://colloquy.mobi)
20:40:00 <Hatred> ewww
20:40:00 <interpaul> so much unessesnsary ahte toewards it
20:40:00 <Hatred> your course is all application usage?
20:40:00 <`2868> i should drink salt to forget oooo wa oowa oaowhoahow why wont you stay oh oh bring your hips to me.
20:40:00 * slower ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
20:41:00 <interpaul> most of it
20:41:00 <Hatred> disgusting
20:41:00 * MrT ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
20:41:00 <Hatred> what a waste of time
20:41:00 * slower ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:41:00 <interpaul> i really hate powerpoint
20:41:00 <Hatred> do the computer systems diploma
20:41:00 <Hatred> that has da good shit
20:41:00 <interpaul> im not smart enouh
20:41:00 <PrInCeSsWaRRioR> i really hate when you put your beer to your mouth, tip up and the fucker is empty!!!!!!!!!!!
20:42:00 <interpaul> #whitegirlproblems
20:42:00 <`2868> you should sit on your beer bottle PrInCeSsWaRRioR
20:42:00 <PrInCeSsWaRRioR> rofl
20:42:00 <interpaul> who is `2868
20:42:00 <interpaul> ~~~sussspisiciosu~~~
20:42:00 * Herman ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:42:00 <Herman> hi room
20:42:00 <Herman> i am Herman
20:42:00 <Herman> not Heman
20:43:00 <darkseed> no ur not
20:43:00 <PrInCeSsWaRRioR> catch ya's in an hour, my show is on!!!!!!!!!!
20:43:00 <`2868> hi herman i am room
20:43:00 <`2868> a country practice
20:43:00 <interpaul> im a pupy
20:43:00 <`2868> a poopy
20:43:00 <interpaul> no, the farmer needs a husband
20:43:00 <crackychan> im kity
20:43:00 <Herman> hi kity meow
20:43:00 <Hatred> are their any asians in your class
20:43:00 <interpaul> no:-(
20:43:00 <Hatred> there
20:43:00 <Hatred> aww
20:43:00 <interpaul> theres an indian or 2
20:44:00 <Hatred> they could eat you out
20:44:00 <interpaul> sometiems they talk 2 each other in their own language
20:44:00 <Hatred> coz you a puppy
20:44:00 <Herman> i go to monash
20:44:00 <Herman> 95% of my classmates r asians
20:44:00 <Hatred> r u lernin hindi off dem?
20:44:00 <interpaul> kewl
20:44:00 * elroy ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:44:00 <Hatred> lol
20:44:00 <Hatred> hi elroy
20:44:00 <interpaul> i liek the name herbert
20:44:00 <Hatred> elroy had the hots for optimistic too
20:45:00 <interpaul> erm
20:45:00 <Herman> elroy is ice cube's uncle from NExt Friday
20:45:00 <interpaul> is `2868 = faust
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20:46:00 * sWeEp ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
20:46:00 <interpaul> wears faust Hatred
20:46:00 <Herman> btw
20:46:00 <interpaul> ?
20:46:00 <Herman> pool vs arsenal tonite
20:46:00 <Herman> any thoughts
20:46:00 <Loofy> yeah, who cares?
20:46:00 <Hatred> it not him
20:46:00 <interpaul> oh i thought hatred said that
20:46:00 <crackychan> http://images.4chan.org/g/src/1281867040998.jpg
20:46:00 <interpaul> getting Herman and Hatred mixed up
20:46:00 <interpaul> im short sighted now
20:47:00 * PrInCeSsWaRRioR ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
20:47:00 <interpaul> pug plllps
20:47:00 <Hatred> princesswarrior is like near her 40s
20:47:00 <Hatred> and she has alt caps
20:47:00 <interpaul> lol
20:47:00 <Hatred> that's pretty sad
20:48:00 <interpaul> shes realy pretty though
20:48:00 <interpaul> i like her hat
20:48:00 <Hatred> r u 4 reel
20:48:00 <interpaul> not suer..
20:48:00 <Hatred> show me pix
20:48:00 <Loofy> yeah show us
20:48:00 <interpaul> that owuld involve me going into my irc logs and finding the link
20:48:00 <kokothemonkey> what are alt caps ?
20:48:00 <Loofy> doit
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20:49:00 <interpaul> i think thas a bannable offence too
20:49:00 <Loofy> it's not cause it's not her details, just a pic
20:49:00 * Sgt_Splode ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
20:50:00 <stalemate> interpaul
20:50:00 * Sgt_Splode throws a few depleted-uranium shells into the room
20:50:00 <stalemate> i got two words for you
20:51:00 <stalemate> suck it
20:51:00 <interpaul> y
20:51:00 <interpaul> y b mean 4?
20:51:00 <stalemate> dude this isn't an sms
20:51:00 <stalemate> speak english
20:51:00 <Herman> hes hornay
20:51:00 <Sgt_Splode> y u mad?
20:51:00 <Loofy> i got one word for princesswarrior. WOOF
20:51:00 <interpaul> i dont use sms
20:51:00 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
20:51:00 <interpaul> WOOF buzz, your gf
20:52:00 <stalemate> princess warrior has a face like a busted grape
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20:52:00 * Loofy tokes
20:52:00 <`2868> a prune
20:52:00 <stalemate> LiL_meLLie, tits out for the boys
20:52:00 <`2868> pruneface
20:52:00 <Sgt_Splode> LiL_meLLie's a man.
20:53:00 <picard> lol
20:53:00 <crackychan> `makarov has the fucking maaad on'
20:53:00 <picard> show me ya penis mellie
20:53:00 <eX> of course it is lol
20:53:00 * LiL_meLLie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
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