// #melbourne — 2010-05-07
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19:46:00 <the_goon_wolf> lol
19:46:00 <the_goon_wolf> simba
19:46:00 <the_goon_wolf> mmmmuffdivers
19:48:00 <simba> yes
19:48:00 <I_stephen> anyone got some good idea for dealing with telemarketers?
19:49:00 <I_stephen> if it's an indian I ask if I can speak to a "rhandi"
19:49:00 <I_stephen> heheheheheheh
19:49:00 <simba> offer to sell them hard drugs and see what they do
19:49:00 <Aaron> I_stephen just keep saying yes
19:50:00 <archaios> hmm.
19:50:00 <I_stephen> if you say yes they could say you agreed to the package they are selling you.
19:50:00 <I_stephen> thats what I was told anyhow
19:50:00 <the_goon_wolf> cunz
19:50:00 <archaios> I_stephen: hang the hell up
19:50:00 <Cherry_Darling> ask them how is the terrorist threat level in India these days
19:50:00 <archaios> I_stephen: also, get yourself placed on the national do-not-call register
19:51:00 <archaios> that does actually help
19:51:00 <the_goon_wolf> any got a sledgehammer and a 12 gauge shotgun
19:51:00 <I_stephen> if it's an indian woman I should ask if it's my "rhandi" calling
19:51:00 <I_stephen> that means prostitute in hindi
19:51:00 <I_stephen> hehehehehe
19:52:00 <the_goon_wolf> Five years ago, I lost 30,000 irc users in the blink of an eye... and the world just fuckin' watched.
19:53:00 <the_goon_wolf> ode to paedophilia\
19:54:00 <the_goon_wolf> counstable
19:54:00 <the_goon_wolf> lololol
19:54:00 <the_goon_wolf> senior constable
19:55:00 <archaios> I am so pissed at Microsoft
19:55:00 <the_goon_wolf> why
19:55:00 <archaios> says my copy is non-genuine
19:55:00 <the_goon_wolf> wat bout it
19:55:00 <archaios> even though support
19:55:00 <the_goon_wolf> probably isn't
19:55:00 <the_goon_wolf> lol
19:55:00 <archaios> has repeatedly stated
19:55:00 <archaios> it IS genuine
19:55:00 <archaios> and I know it is
19:55:00 <archaios> I paid for the damned copy
19:55:00 <the_goon_wolf> why pay
19:56:00 <archaios> because I want one legit copy
19:56:00 <the_goon_wolf> why
19:56:00 <archaios> well, I never paid for Windows before -- ever
19:56:00 <archaios> because I was a beta tester
19:56:00 <the_goon_wolf> lol
19:56:00 <archaios> from 1995-2010
19:56:00 <the_goon_wolf> yer
19:56:00 <simba> Microsoft is just some dude from melbourne in a powerviolence band
19:56:00 <simba> the makers of Windows is actually Microsaft
19:56:00 <simba> get it right
19:57:00 <the_goon_wolf> Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye... and the world just fuckin' watched.
19:57:00 <the_goon_wolf> simna
19:57:00 <simba> Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye... and the world just fuckin' watched.
19:57:00 <the_goon_wolf> simba:
19:57:00 <the_goon_wolf> microsoft made osx
19:57:00 <bee_hornet> i saw a dead rat jumped from a train
19:57:00 <archaios> the_goon_wolf: u->troll++;
19:57:00 <the_goon_wolf> lol
19:57:00 <the_goon_wolf> pointer to a structure
19:58:00 <the_goon_wolf> gaggits
19:58:00 <simba> dont mind the_goon_wolf, its just my dad on the comp next to me
19:58:00 <simba> hey dad
19:58:00 <the_goon_wolf> lol
19:58:00 <the_goon_wolf> hi
19:58:00 <the_goon_wolf> im going to rape you again before you go to bed
19:58:00 <simba> Loading Hacking Tools........
19:58:00 <the_goon_wolf> LOL
19:59:00 <I_stephen> don't joke about pedophilia it isn't funny
19:59:00 <bee_hornet> General practitioner shortage - Radio New Zealand
19:59:00 <the_goon_wolf> umm yes it is
19:59:00 <the_goon_wolf> paedophilia is the funniest thing ever
19:59:00 <simba> hey so i walked into a kindy and picked out a kid and took him back to my apartment
19:59:00 <TraumaPony> Of course it is
20:00:00 <the_goon_wolf> see
20:00:00 <simba> a little blonde cutie
20:00:00 <TraumaPony> Especially paedophiles with AIDS
20:00:00 <the_goon_wolf> lol
20:00:00 <the_goon_wolf> yer what tp said
20:00:00 <the_goon_wolf> make sure you cum in there
20:00:00 <bee_hornet> i suck little penis
20:00:00 <Cherry_Darling> i forget its friday night.. the intelligence levels drop slightly on the weekend in here..
20:01:00 <the_goon_wolf> ts ts st
20:01:00 <the_goon_wolf> ter
20:01:00 <the_goon_wolf> yer
20:01:00 <the_goon_wolf> ive got a high power bottle
20:02:00 <bee_hornet> male and female are two different species
20:02:00 <simba> im female
20:03:00 <bee_hornet> im a tranny
20:03:00 <the_goon_wolf> duh
20:03:00 <simba> so is someone else in here
20:03:00 <simba> ..................
20:03:00 <the_goon_wolf> bee hornet
20:03:00 <the_goon_wolf> show us ya traps!
20:03:00 <Cl0wn> �_�
20:03:00 <simba> bee cum
20:04:00 <I_stephen> bee_hornet do people ever call you aunty jack?
20:04:00 <simba> imagine if u were just minding ur own business and this bee flew into the room and u started watching it and it suddenly rested on something and u could make out it pulling some pants down and it took a crap on ur carpet and flies away
20:04:00 <simba> what would u do?
20:04:00 <the_goon_wolf> imagine
20:04:00 <bee_hornet> is a dame
20:04:00 <the_goon_wolf> if a fly landed on your dick
20:04:00 <the_goon_wolf> and you ripped off it's wings
20:05:00 <the_goon_wolf> and let it walk all over your knob
20:05:00 <the_goon_wolf> until you ejaculated
20:05:00 <I_stephen> if you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
20:05:00 <the_goon_wolf> babe doll lol
20:05:00 <simba> imagine if you were fingering a chicks ass to get it ripe for your dick and as you were about to stick it in a fly flew in
20:05:00 <the_goon_wolf> lol
20:06:00 <oracle> haha
20:06:00 <bee_hornet> or a sloppy arse
20:06:00 <I_stephen> imagine if simba and the_goon_wolf were one of the same?
20:06:00 <oracle> imagine if
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