// #australia — 2022-06-27
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00:05:00 <ld0g> mcdonalds i went to kfc .. they only had nuggets and popcorn chicken. wouldnt make me a burger so i drove to another kfc about 5 mins away from that one and drive thru didnt move for 10mins. so fucked off and got mcdonalds
00:06:00 <^pHANTOM^> mmm kfc
00:06:00 <ld0g> never goto kfc within 1 hour of closing time they dont seem to have shit
00:06:00 <ld0g> its happened few times now
00:07:00 <ld0g> like fuck i know u got the shit there but u wont make it.
00:07:00 <ld0g> fuckheadssssssssss
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> correct
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> they wont make any fresh chicken
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> just chips.
00:20:00 <ld0g> yes i was very unsatisfied
00:24:00 <^pHANTOM^> dont blame ya
00:48:00 <Blockah> lol
00:53:00 <^pHANTOM^> ?
07:35:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
07:35:00 <electrohead> [07:24:39] awes
07:35:00 <electrohead> [07:24:43] good luck out there lol
07:35:00 <***> Playback Complete.
07:39:00 <BlackBishop> I wish I could freeze my nuts in cold weather....
07:40:00 <BlackBishop> I'm sweating here
07:54:00 <electrohead> yeah it's hot as fuck here
07:54:00 <electrohead> guh
08:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
08:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont wanna swap now lol
08:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its better to be cold and put more clothes on then be hot and not have any clothes to take off
10:27:00 <gremlinz> but u like having ur pants off
10:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol gremlinz
10:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> gremlinz you working tomrrow
10:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh baby you know how i like it
10:51:00 <electrohead> raw and undercooked?
10:51:00 <electrohead> lol
10:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you got it lol
10:57:00 <gremlinz> im doin mon/tues graveyard
11:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ewwww that sucks balls
11:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im doing the same
11:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> start at 2300 end 0700
11:29:00 <gremlinz> 22-06 for me
11:29:00 <gremlinz> got poker this arvo
11:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> morning
11:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you doing defence work mate
11:44:00 <^pHANTOM^> morning
12:14:00 <gremlinz> yup
12:14:00 <JJ> moaning
12:14:00 <gee_man> morning
12:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah nice
12:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you got a LIA as well
13:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey lads
13:11:00 <gee_man> is lia liability in action
13:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> do you know what LIA means gee_man
13:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey ^pHANTOM^
14:07:00 <gee_man> nope
14:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shhhhh puppy
14:09:00 <gee_man> ar0000000000000000
14:24:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey Snoopys_Gunship
14:29:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey gee_man, whats cracking?
14:44:00 <gee_man> nommuch
15:11:00 <ld0g> aye gee_man
15:12:00 <Bonny> yo
15:12:00 <ld0g> hiya Bonny
15:12:00 <Bonny> hey ld0g
15:12:00 <Bonny> I just tested covid negative
15:13:00 <ld0g> wooohooo
15:13:00 <Bonny> :)
15:13:00 <ld0g> covid negative AIDS positive
15:13:00 <Bonny> lol
15:14:00 <ld0g> :)
15:16:00 <gee_man> ey
15:16:00 <Bonny> hey gee_man
15:31:00 <^pHANTOM^> afternoons
15:32:00 <mickey> is it
15:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> sure is
15:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
15:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> sup mickey
15:34:00 <mickey> all the above
15:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:36:00 <mickey> interesting eh
15:38:00 <^pHANTOM^> dunno
15:38:00 <^pHANTOM^> is it?
15:38:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:39:00 <mickey> I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
15:39:00 <Bonny> lol
15:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
15:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> ;D
15:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> brb
15:40:00 <mickey> dont rush, you wont miss anything
15:40:00 <Bonny> he will miss me
15:41:00 <mickey> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
15:41:00 <Bonny> lol
15:47:00 <^pHANTOM^> ;)
15:48:00 <mickey> '12,2<1,2>12,2(1,2)9,3<1,3>9,3(1,3)13,6<1,6>13,6(1,6)4,5<1,5>4,5(1,5)0,5 Welcome ^pHANTOM^ ! 4,5(1,5)4,5<1,5>13,6(1,6)13,6<1,6>9,3(1,3)9,3<1,3>12,2(1,2)12,2<1,2>'
15:53:00 <^pHANTOM^> lols
15:53:00 <mickey> 4L3aughs 4O3ut 4L3oud
15:55:00 <mickey> 4L12aughing 4O12ut 4L12oud
16:00:00 <Blockah> ;o
16:00:00 <Bonny> hey Blockah
16:00:00 <Bonny> meet mickey a fellow new zealander
16:00:00 <Blockah> Oh howdy do Bonny ??
16:00:00 <Blockah> Got confused with mickey and mikey lol
16:00:00 <Blockah> Nice to meet ya mickey lol
16:00:00 <Bonny> 2 different people
16:01:00 <mickey> ditto
16:01:00 <Bonny> yup
16:01:00 <Bonny> I tested negative today
16:01:00 <Bonny> yay
16:01:00 <Bonny> ta
16:01:00 <Blockah> Feel free to donate at my paypal email mickey just lemme know when you're ready for it, there can't be two kiwis in here at once unless it's Snoopys_Gunship and Blockah or unless you've paid the toll mate
16:02:00 <mickey> paid years ago
16:03:00 <Bonny> hahahahahahahahaha
16:03:00 <Blockah> Lol :P
16:03:00 <Bonny> lol
16:04:00 <Bonny> lol
16:04:00 <mickey> pure as is he
16:04:00 <Blockah> He'll kill 99.9% of the bad guys :D
16:04:00 <Blockah> Nah the extra n is optional
16:06:00 <Bonny> hey JJ
16:06:00 <JJ> hey bonny
16:06:00 <JJ> =]
16:06:00 <Blockah> What about now Bonny https://imgur.com/a/bxfUAzt Is it fixed? :D
16:06:00 <JJ> how r ya?
16:06:00 <Blockah> :P
16:06:00 <Bonny> I'm great thanks, JJ.. I'm covid negative
16:07:00 <JJ> nice
16:07:00 <Blockah> I think we're all a bit negative on covid, I don't know anyone who's been positive about it Bonny
16:07:00 <mickey> roflmao
16:07:00 <Bonny> lol
16:07:00 <JJ> lol
16:07:00 <Bonny> hahahahaha
16:07:00 <Blockah> :P
16:08:00 <Bonny> yeah it's been 4 days for me
16:08:00 <Bonny> nice JJ
16:08:00 <JJ> glen 20
16:08:00 <JJ> :P
16:08:00 <mickey> 6offers 4 JJ a 3m12u9g4 2of 4hot 5coffee 0,12"""2]
16:09:00 <JJ> aww fanks mickey
16:09:00 <Blockah> I heard they called it Glen 20 instead of Glen 20 20 because just like 20 20 vision if you get it in your eyes it's only eventually going to get worse ;o
16:09:00 <Blockah> I heard it gets rapidly absorbed when poured directly into the eye ball
16:10:00 <mickey> pity more didnt
16:11:00 <Blockah> We should just call him Trump, he isn't a president now, but to be honest, Trump made me laugh, Biden just makes me wanna cry, thinking far out man how can someone be so old and just fkn creepy n dumb lol
16:11:00 <mickey> who said he was
16:11:00 <Blockah> Joe's biden his time :o
16:12:00 <Blockah> I'm waiting for Hillary Clinton to come back rofl
16:12:00 <Bonny> lol
16:12:00 <Blockah> Surely make Trump look like he was a bad ass :D
16:12:00 <Blockah> You're fired
16:12:00 <mickey> wonder who'll get under her table
16:12:00 <Blockah> Can't believe you ever think he had a plot?
16:13:00 <Blockah> That biden guy literally looks like the universe ran out of NPCs to spawn and just randomly threw some old ass lego pieces together, the comprehension just isn't there son
16:13:00 <Blockah> Oh I bet he's still sneaky just gives me pervert vibes and daughtry vibes lol
16:14:00 <Blockah> I'd never heard of him and then one day there he was
16:14:00 <Blockah> Just popped up out of nowhere
16:14:00 <Blockah> Monitoring all irc chat networks
16:14:00 <Blockah> Uh oh uh I mean
16:14:00 <Blockah> Joe Biden is awesome!
16:14:00 <Blockah> Lol
16:14:00 <mickey> mine pops up sometimes too
16:15:00 <Blockah> I'd get that looked at
16:15:00 <Blockah> Doesn't sound right
16:15:00 <mickey> nods
16:15:00 <Blockah> Well you wanna know something on the down low mickey ?
16:15:00 <mickey> always
16:16:00 <Blockah> My penis was actually in the guinness world records, that was until the damn librarian came around the corner and told me to take it out...
16:16:00 <Bonny> hahahaha
16:16:00 <Blockah> :P
16:16:00 <mickey> bit*h
16:20:00 <Blockah> https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-elon-says-his-ai-humanoid-robot-will-be-ready-in-september-20220624?source=lboz
16:20:00 <Blockah> Elon Musk Says His AI Humanoid Robot Named Optimus Will Be Ready In 3 Months
16:20:00 <Blockah> As if
16:21:00 <Blockah> The AI's can barely do English properly 100% of the time so far
16:21:00 <Blockah> GPT3 which is an amazing AI that can write scripts for you and speak to you
16:21:00 <Blockah> Sometimes even repeats itself and gets stuck on basic things SOMETIMES
16:21:00 <Blockah> So unless he plans of shipping AI Robots that keep repeating themselves in a loop lol
16:22:00 <Blockah> And I bet they'll cost a shit ton at first
16:22:00 <Blockah> Oh it says
16:22:00 <Blockah> "an Optimus prototype would be ready in three months,"
16:22:00 <Blockah> Prototype not the finished product lol
16:22:00 <Blockah> Tricky bastards using click bait titles
16:28:00 <Bonny> yeah
16:40:00 <mickey> sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:02:00 <Bonny> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:02:00 <Bonny> don't all talk at once.. I can't keep up
17:02:00 <mickey> thats wot happens with a room full of women
17:03:00 <Bonny> lol
17:03:00 <Bonny> I'm the only female here
17:03:00 <mickey> ohh
17:03:00 <ChanOP> and me
17:04:00 <Bonny> lol
17:04:00 <mickey> thee n mee lol
17:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me dead
17:05:00 <Bonny> hey there
17:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hwody
17:06:00 <mickey> can we?
17:06:00 <Bonny> Snoopys_Gunship mickey is the other new zealander that you thought was Blockah
17:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ooooooh right
17:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> howdy mickey and welcome
17:07:00 <mickey> ty
17:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck Blockah is there too
17:07:00 <Bonny> yup
17:07:00 <Bonny> lol
17:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi Blockah
17:07:00 <Blockah> Lol
17:07:00 <Blockah> Sup Snoopys_Gunship ;P
17:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you like the flogging NZ Women gave tonga last night
17:07:00 <mickey> room full of us
17:08:00 <Blockah> This is no longer Australia this is #Kiwis!
17:08:00 <Bonny> yeah snoops is from new zealander but lives in qld
17:08:00 <Bonny> lol
17:08:00 <gee_man> lol
17:08:00 <Blockah> Snoopys_Gunship, I didn't see it but sounds about right lol
17:08:00 <mickey> true
17:08:00 <Bonny> are you at work, snoops?
17:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 50 to 12 lol
17:08:00 <mickey> dont folollow womens football
17:09:00 <Blockah> Snoopys_Gunship, =o
17:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i am Bonny
17:09:00 <Bonny> cool
17:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> just waiting for 11CSSB to fuck off lol
17:09:00 <Bonny> ahhhhh
17:09:00 <Bonny> lol
17:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> still the mens team won as well lol
17:10:00 <mickey> of course
17:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me
17:15:00 <Bonny> ok when?
17:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this problem a mate has got is making my head scratch
17:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> right here right now :D
17:15:00 <Bonny> lol
17:15:00 <Bonny> cool
17:15:00 <mickey> can we all join in?
17:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so he has power going to his tail lights but both set of lights dont work, its got me fucked
17:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure mickey
17:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> groupie
17:16:00 <mickey> best
17:17:00 <Blockah> Awh I dunno about that one
17:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i promise i wont cross swords with you ;)
17:17:00 <Blockah> Swords? I'm using lazers as light sabers mate
17:18:00 <mickey> bend over n be a man Blockah lol
17:18:00 <Blockah> mickey, You first, I'll run second
17:18:00 <mickey> youll have to show me
17:18:00 <Blockah> Okay all you've gotta do is sitdown on this sword really fast
17:18:00 <Blockah> It's easy
17:19:00 <Blockah> I won't spoil the fun for you
17:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fuck me dead
17:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this is ummmmm beyond me lol
17:19:00 <Blockah> Just hook it up to the powerlines Snoopys_Gunship that'll fuck em
17:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Blockah
17:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im trying to make better friends with this bloke as he smokes some of his food and nothing better then smokes ribs
17:20:00 <mickey> guess thats a start Snoopys_Gunship
17:21:00 <Blockah> Imagine how shit life would be without shoes
17:21:00 <mickey> be very bare wouldnt it
17:22:00 <Blockah> Be a pretty soulless life
17:22:00 <Blockah> Bbs
17:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what if you never knew the answers to anything in life
17:23:00 <mickey> be an easier life
17:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ever thought tho mickey how they came up with the word road, why didnt call it a tat or blot or something else
17:24:00 <mickey> because those words were already taken
17:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what if they werent
17:25:00 <mickey> but they were
17:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> why did someone call the color black black and not house
17:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or not something else
17:26:00 <mickey> because they were kiwi
17:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
17:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
17:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dumb arses
17:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking lock up after yourself dopeys
17:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK
17:42:00 <mickey> where when
17:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok back and still angry at the unit
17:55:00 <mickey> you tell em
17:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean its 1 fucking gate and you pass it, lock the fucking thing
17:55:00 <mickey> true
17:56:00 <mickey> hows the new house all hunky dory
17:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah mate, its fantastic now everything is fixed lol
17:59:00 <mickey> worth waiting for eh
18:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah mate sure is
18:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> one more game then im off :D
18:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> state of origin drinks and party :D
18:06:00 <mickey> go qld
18:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bullshit
18:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> go the blues :D
18:07:00 <mickey> ^ u 2
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