// #australia — 2021-08-20
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00:10:08 Quit: MickeyDundee ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:26:00 Join: MickeyDundee ([email protected]) to #Australia
00:26:00 Mode: (by Bonny) +v MickeyDundee
00:27:00 <MickeyDundee> sorry my internets dropped
00:27:08 <MickeyDundee> sorry my internets dropped
00:28:00 <ld0g> thats fine dont let it happen again
00:28:40 <ld0g> thats fine dont let it happen again
00:32:00 <MickeyDundee> ill send my ISP a stern email
00:32:00 <Bonny> lol
00:32:36 <MickeyDundee> ill send my ISP a stern email
00:32:45 <Bonny> lol
00:33:02 * ^bozojim sits with Snoopys_Gunship and Bonny
00:33:19 * MickeyDundee starts smashing the keyboard
00:35:00 <ld0g> excellent
00:35:19 <ld0g> excellent
00:42:00 <MickeyDundee> dont forget to tip me you stingy bastards
00:42:02 * MickeyDundee starts playing the voilin
00:42:10 <MickeyDundee> dont forget to tip me you stingy bastards
01:51:00 <Bonny> night night all
01:51:00 <MickeyDundee> good night :)
01:51:00 <Bonny> :)
02:00:00 <ld0g> good night
02:01:00 <MickeyDundee> cya brother
02:01:00 <ld0g> i aint leaving
02:01:00 <MickeyDundee> I wasnt sure lol, just thought I'd say it not to be rude lol
02:02:00 <MickeyDundee> just saw it now and didnt know how long ago you put it
02:13:00 <ld0g> oh okie dokie
02:13:00 <MickeyDundee> :)
02:31:00 <ld0g> :)
02:33:00 <MickeyDundee> off to bed brother
02:33:00 <MickeyDundee> take care and god bless
02:33:00 <MickeyDundee> best of luck tomorrow!
08:28:26 Quit: MickeyDundee ([email protected]) [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
08:28:26 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) [Quit: ]
14:17:00 Topic Is: Welcome to #Australia.. Land Downunder..
14:17:00 Set By: (Bonny) on: Sun Aug 08 16:58:22 2021
14:17:00 <Bonny> night night all
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> good night :)
14:17:00 <Bonny> :)
14:17:00 <ld0g> good night
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> cya brother
14:17:00 <ld0g> i aint leaving
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> I wasnt sure lol, just thought I'd say it not to be rude lol
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> just saw it now and didnt know how long ago you put it
14:17:00 <ld0g> oh okie dokie
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> :)
14:17:00 <ld0g> :)
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> off to bed brother
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> take care and god bless
14:17:00 <MickeyDundee> best of luck tomorrow!
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14:17:00 Quit: Snoopys_Gunship ([email protected]) [Quit: Soldiers fight to stay alive. They fight to keep their friends (their fellow soldiers) alive. When they sacrifice their life, it is to save the life of a friend. R.I.P Jack Dog I Will Miss You With All My Heart]
14:17:00 Join: MickeyDundee ([email protected]) to #Australia
14:17:00 Join: Demob ([email protected]) to #Australia
16:27:12 <ld0g> hey Demob
16:27:23 <Demob> hi ld0g
16:27:26 <Demob> i was at bunnings
16:27:35 <Demob> 4km ride
16:27:36 <Demob> noice
16:27:47 <ld0g> good exercise
16:28:12 <ld0g> i just came back from urine analysis
16:29:19 <ld0g> feel sick after loading up on so much water
16:47:48 <ld0g> so hungry
16:59:57 Join: Snoopys_Gunship ([email protected]) to #Australia
17:00:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Snoopys_Gunship Snoopys_Gunship
17:00:19 * Bonny shakes (_/_)~(_I_)~(_\_)~(_I_)~(_/_)~ WOOOOOO at Snoopys_Gunship Kiss my Booty; You Crazy Fool!!!
17:04:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me
17:04:43 <Bonny> no
17:04:44 <Bonny> lol
17:04:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wish all these cunts werent here
17:05:08 <Bonny> what's happening?
17:05:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> give it that my night is easy but phone call after phone call, leave me the fuck alone ffs
17:05:33 <Bonny> eeks
17:05:47 <Bonny> so you'll be getting phone calls all night?
17:05:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well guess thats why im here for lol
17:05:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> hopefully not
17:05:56 <Bonny> yeah
17:06:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well its my night till 7 when i leave for my patrol
17:07:02 <Bonny> yeah
17:07:12 <Bonny> you'll be back after patrol eh
17:07:12 <Bonny> ?
17:07:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah
17:07:18 <Bonny> cool
17:07:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> this patrol tonight shouldnt take as long
17:07:29 <Bonny> we will miss you too much if you don't come back
17:07:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> all the front area is taken up by soldiers
17:08:03 <Bonny> wow
17:08:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> and i got a piqut on one range and there is another we cant reach due to road works so easy night :D
17:08:45 <Bonny> easy night..:D
17:08:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> but dopey is going to have a full on one tomorrow morning
17:09:09 <Bonny> lol
17:09:13 <Bonny> who cares about dopey
17:09:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> he has men coming in and gates that need to be open at certain times lol
17:09:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking loving it
17:09:28 <Bonny> lol
17:09:37 <Bonny> that's why night shift is better
17:09:50 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh im going to enjoy rocky now i know im working nights
17:09:55 <Bonny> yup
17:10:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know the other guard will mention about changing it up week after week and ill be like nah its ok lol
17:10:18 <Bonny> lol
17:10:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> i cant afford for his dopey arse to fall asleep lol
17:10:28 <Bonny> more money nights too
17:10:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me another person cmiong in
17:12:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok thats good
17:12:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had one concern about tonight
17:12:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> and this guy just confirmed that i dont need to do that one area :D
17:13:30 <Bonny> yay
17:13:49 * Bonny hands you a cuppa
17:13:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> yay thanks hun :)
17:14:00 <Bonny> yw
17:14:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> just what i need to cure my cares of this world today lol
17:14:35 <Bonny> MickeyDundee has been on for nearly 5 hours and not 1 word
17:14:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think its time we sorted that out lol
17:14:56 <Bonny> yup
17:14:57 <Bonny> lol
17:15:05 * Snoopys_Gunship goes out the room
17:15:33 * Snoopys_Gunship comes in the room naked as hell and stands in front of MickeyDundee
17:48:49 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #Australia
17:48:56 <Sunbeam> good morning folks :)
17:49:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> good afternoon Sunbeam :)
17:49:46 <Sunbeam> G'day to you Snoopys_Gunship :)
17:49:47 <Bonny> hey Sunbeam.. :)
17:49:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> kia ora Sunbeam :)
17:49:57 <Sunbeam> hey Bonny :)
17:50:09 <Sunbeam> that's a fruit drink...innit? lol
17:50:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
17:50:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
17:50:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> it maroi for hello
17:50:44 <Bonny> maori
17:50:53 <Sunbeam> oh ok....well Heyop to you :)
17:50:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> fast fingers hush you
17:50:59 <Bonny> lol
17:51:06 <Sunbeam> that's Yorkshire for hello lol
17:51:14 <Bonny> lol
17:51:37 <Sunbeam> i was gonna correct you on the maori too...but thought i best not lol
17:52:03 <Bonny> lol
17:52:13 <Sunbeam> so ...what kinda day have you both had?
17:52:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Sunbeam
17:52:28 <Bonny> I've been in bed most of the day hehehe
17:52:32 <Bonny> can't do much in lockdown
17:52:33 <Sunbeam> ty for the +v Bonny
17:52:37 <Bonny> no worries
17:52:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> good until about 3 hours ago :(
17:52:52 <Sunbeam> yes lockdown sucks doesn't it :(
17:52:58 <Bonny> yah it's so boring
17:53:11 <Sunbeam> oh why Snoopys_Gunship, what happened to change that?
17:53:15 <Bonny> thank fuck for snoops who keeps me entertained in the evenings
17:53:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had to start work lol
17:53:38 <Bonny> lol
17:53:44 <Bonny> not like you do much for work lol
17:53:46 <Sunbeam> i knew a SnOoPs ..used to chat on austnet
17:53:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi lol
17:53:59 <Sunbeam> security work Snoopys_Gunship?
17:54:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
17:54:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> and Sunbeam i knew the person too
17:54:17 <Bonny> all he does is chat and watch movies
17:54:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi
17:54:24 <Bonny> lol
17:54:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> i drive around the base too
17:54:29 <Bonny> oh wow
17:54:31 <Bonny> lol
17:54:31 <Sunbeam> don't you get to sit on your arse and watch tv/nap a little etc inbetween patrolling? lol
17:54:41 <Bonny> yup that's what he does
17:54:50 <Sunbeam> hehehe
17:55:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi
17:55:07 <Sunbeam> some even chat?
17:55:12 <Bonny> yup and chat too
17:55:18 <Bonny> and watches youtube
17:55:28 <Sunbeam> getting paid to do all that sounds good lol
17:55:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi
17:55:36 <Bonny> he always posting links to the songs he is listening to
17:55:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont give out all my secrets
17:55:48 <Bonny> lol
17:55:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Sunbeam
17:56:00 <Sunbeam> me...i clean shit/puke/snot etc lol
17:56:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> do you even remember me lol
17:56:11 <Sunbeam> course i do Snoopys_Gunship
17:56:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh good because some people remember me by my old nickname
17:56:28 <Sunbeam> altho i've forgotton what you look like it's been that long
17:56:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> a male :P
17:56:39 <Sunbeam> what was your old nickname?
17:56:39 <Bonny> lol
17:56:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> hsv_senator
17:57:00 <Sunbeam> only really known you since you were Snoopys_Gunship
17:57:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think i remember talking to you under that name
17:57:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> but back then there was ALOT of people around
17:57:51 <Sunbeam> i'm good at remembering names...and i don't recall that name
17:58:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> when did you come on austnet
17:58:14 <Sunbeam> about 2004
17:58:32 <Sunbeam> used to chat in rosecafe when i fist joined here
17:58:37 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahhh yeah i switched names about then
17:58:38 <Bonny> I've been here since end of 1997
17:58:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> same Bonny
17:58:50 <Sunbeam> did you used to chat in there Bonny?
17:58:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> i use to role play alot
17:58:57 <Bonny> in rosecafe?
17:59:01 <Sunbeam> yes
17:59:03 <Bonny> no they hated me and kept banning me
17:59:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
17:59:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wonder why
17:59:13 <Bonny> :P
17:59:14 * Snoopys_Gunship runs
17:59:16 <Bonny> lol
17:59:25 <Sunbeam> before austnet i used to chat on oz.org and austchat
17:59:35 <Bonny> yes I've been on ozorg since 1992
17:59:39 <Sunbeam> do i know u from zorg Bonny?
17:59:43 <Bonny> yup
17:59:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think before here i use to chat on aol chat lol
17:59:47 <Sunbeam> 30+ channel
17:59:53 <Bonny> yup
17:59:58 <Bonny> vel used to own it
18:00:02 <JedStar> `Howdy all
18:00:03 <JedStar> :)
18:00:03 <Sunbeam> i've chatted on aol but hated those rooms lol
18:00:04 <Bonny> I'm still in contact with vel
18:00:07 <Bonny> hey JedStar..:)
18:00:11 <JedStar> Howdy there Bonny
18:00:14 <JedStar> How are you?
18:00:18 <Bonny> great thanks.. yourself?
18:00:29 <JedStar> Im doing alright for a Friday arvo Im guessinng
18:00:32 <Sunbeam> well remember me to vel when u see her and tell her i said hi :)
18:00:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo JedStar
18:00:39 <Sunbeam> hi there JedStar :)
18:00:39 <JedStar> yo Snoopys_Gunship
18:00:39 <Bonny> oh I will
18:00:44 <JedStar> How are you today Snoopys_Gunship?
18:00:45 <Sunbeam> ty :)
18:00:51 <Bonny> :)
18:00:54 <JedStar> howdy there Sunbeam
18:00:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> getting out of my grumpy mood so doing ok
18:01:03 <Bonny> lol
18:01:06 <JedStar> How are you today Sunbeam?
18:01:23 <JedStar> Well thats a bonus that you are getting up of the grump of a mood
18:01:24 <JedStar> :)
18:01:29 <Sunbeam> I'm just tickety-boo thanks JedStar, yesterday was my grumpy day lol
18:01:38 <JedStar> Lol
18:01:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> im at work again
18:01:45 <Bonny> lol
18:01:47 <JedStar> I had my grumpy day earlier this week
18:01:47 <JedStar> LOL
18:01:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> but all i gotta think about is the weekend and tomorrow night
18:01:51 <Bonny> lol
18:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Bonny i gotta show you something lol
18:02:04 <JedStar> Does your work bring you enjoyment Snoopys_Gunship?
18:02:05 <Bonny> oh shit
18:02:05 <Bonny> lol
18:02:07 <Bonny> what?
18:02:25 <Sunbeam> i've got 2 late shifts this weekend ...looking forward to those...means i get outta the house lol
18:02:36 <JedStar> lol
18:02:45 <JedStar> Is that a good thing or bad thing Sunbeam?
18:02:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> it does JedStar
18:02:59 <Sunbeam> i love my job...so a good thing lol
18:03:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> just the idiots i gotta deal with sometimes doesnt lol
18:03:15 <JedStar> Thtas good that you have found something that brings you joy in the work regard Snoopys_Gunship
18:03:16 <JedStar> :)
18:04:08 <Sunbeam> do you have security dogs too Snoopys_Gunship?
18:04:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just gotta think of the positives in the coming days lol
18:04:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
18:04:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> we got better
18:04:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> soldiers with guns lol
18:04:48 <JedStar> LOL
18:04:49 <JedStar> Nice
18:04:50 <Sunbeam> now i have a song in my head Snoopys_Gunship.....Always look on the bright side of life ....whistles
18:05:07 <Bonny> lol
18:05:29 <Sunbeam> words ..sentences makes me get tunes in my head lol
18:05:31 <Bonny> I have a surprise for you, Sunbeam.. :)
18:05:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> like right now behind me in a range is 2 soldiers with over 10000 rounds and in front of me and to the left a bit down the road is soldiers with the weapons so i feel safe :)
18:05:42 <Sunbeam> oh? what's that Bonny?
18:05:50 <Bonny> you have to wait
18:05:57 * Snoopys_Gunship flops my schlong out
18:05:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> there we go :D
18:06:05 <Bonny> lol
18:06:10 <Bonny> that's not it
18:06:11 <Sunbeam> wow Snoopys_Gunship ...what are you protecting to have that kinda security?
18:06:26 * Sunbeam blinks and then gawps at Snoopys_Gunship
18:06:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its not security its a unit here using the range
18:06:58 <Sunbeam> oh ..ok
18:07:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry units lol
18:07:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got 4 units here at the moment
18:07:51 <Sunbeam> are you at work now?
18:07:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup
18:08:12 <Sunbeam> ok
18:08:36 <Sunbeam> i'm sat in the dining room sipping my second cuppa of the day
18:08:49 <Sunbeam> and listening to the cat snoring
18:08:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
18:09:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> my dog snores too lol
18:09:02 <Bonny> lol
18:09:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh shit
18:09:13 * Snoopys_Gunship puts his cock away
18:09:25 <JedStar> Ive dragged a big comfy chair into near my desk and on one screen is IRC & the other screen Im watching a TV show :P
18:09:27 <Sunbeam> lol
18:09:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol sweet
18:09:52 <Sunbeam> my other pc is displaying sam and my playlist for the day
18:10:04 <JedStar> I was sick of sitting on my desk chair
18:10:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> sam?
18:10:05 <JedStar> :)
18:10:12 <Sunbeam> sam broadcaster
18:10:42 <Sunbeam> you need a comfy office chair JedStar
18:11:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
18:12:09 <JedStar> I need a big comfy chair where I can either be comfy sitting up with my screwed back or kick back a little while Im watching things
18:12:12 <Sunbeam> wassup? lol
18:12:14 <Bonny> what now, snoops?
18:13:01 <Sunbeam> he got caught with his pants down? lol
18:13:13 <Bonny> or his zipper got caught in his cock
18:13:28 <Bonny> lol
18:13:29 <Sunbeam> ouch...that would hurt lol
18:13:32 <Bonny> yup lo
18:13:33 <Bonny> lol
18:14:09 <Sunbeam> one of my friends mum always reminds my hubby of the time she had to help him free his ...he was about 7 at the time lol
18:14:22 <Bonny> lol
18:14:28 <Sunbeam> she's in her 80's and still remembers lol
18:14:34 <Bonny> lol
18:14:48 <Bonny> how can you forget something like that? lol
18:15:00 <Sunbeam> well ..yes ...true lol
18:15:04 <Bonny> lol
18:15:29 <Sunbeam> unless it happened to you...then i think you'd try to forget it
18:15:51 <Bonny> true
18:17:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me dead
18:17:36 <Bonny> I remember sam broadcaster.. I used to broadcast online
18:17:38 <Bonny> what?
18:17:46 <Sunbeam> yes me too Bonny
18:17:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just had a person call my defence number and left a message but didnt say why he wanted me to call him back
18:17:55 <Sunbeam> is that a command Snoopys_Gunship? lol
18:18:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> just gave me his name and number and thats it
18:18:44 <Bonny> and you have no clue who he is either right?
18:18:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
18:19:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did a search on the defence look up (i got everyones number name rank the whole lot) and he isnt ehre
18:19:27 <Bonny> hmmm that is weird
18:19:35 <Bonny> here comes the surprise, Sunbeam
18:19:47 * Snoopys_Gunship sets up a trip line
18:19:57 <Bonny> lol
18:20:01 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #Australia
18:20:05 <Bonny> there he is
18:20:06 * Sunbeam watches and waits
18:20:09 * Snoopys_Gunship watches as ^bozojim trips over the line
18:20:09 <Bonny> hey ^bozojim`..:)
18:20:10 Mode: (by Snoopys_Gunship) +v ^bozojim
18:20:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ^bozojim
18:20:14 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim huggggs :)
18:20:29 <+^bozojim> hugs Sunbeam
18:20:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe i should call the fuckhead back lol
18:20:41 <+^bozojim> sorry for being on the floor but Snoopys_Gunship tripped me
18:20:41 <Bonny> I found him on facebook messenger and told him you were on, Sunbeam.. :)
18:20:48 <+^bozojim> hello Bonny
18:20:50 <+^bozojim> hello Snoopys_Gunship
18:21:02 <Sunbeam> how are you ^bozojim?
18:21:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol ^bozojim hey mate
18:21:18 <+^bozojim> I am good thanks
18:21:45 <+^bozojim> feeling really good
18:21:50 <+^bozojim> I have ehat tonight
18:21:51 <Sunbeam> good to hear :)
18:21:59 <+^bozojim> they installed a split system todat
18:22:03 <+^bozojim> today
18:22:34 <Sunbeam> without sounding dumb...what's that?
18:23:04 <+^bozojim> reverse cycle air conditioner
18:23:10 <Sunbeam> ahhh ok
18:24:12 <Bonny> it does heating and cooling, Sunbeam
18:24:26 <Sunbeam> that's good
18:24:41 <Bonny> yeah I have one and it's great
18:24:45 <Sunbeam> our air conditioning is ceiling fans and desk top fans lol
18:24:56 <+^bozojim> lol
18:24:59 <Bonny> :)
18:25:03 <Sunbeam> only aircon we have is in the car lol
18:25:09 <Bonny> lol
18:25:22 <Bonny> the uk doesn't get that hot in summer anyway.. :P
18:26:07 <Sunbeam> hey we have had about 3 days so far that reached 28/30/31
18:26:12 <Bonny> lol
18:26:21 <Sunbeam> which anything over 15C is too hot for me lol
18:26:23 <Bonny> yeah that's a heatwave for the uk.. :P
18:27:02 <Sunbeam> it sure is...cos we are hardcore lol....12C is vest an shorts weather here lol
18:27:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> well fuck him them
18:27:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> then
18:27:16 <+^bozojim> lol
18:27:20 <Bonny> lol Snoopys_Gunship
18:27:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> if he doesnt wanna answer my call back fuck him
18:27:46 <Bonny> oh he isn't answering?
18:28:09 <Bonny> that's rude
18:28:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
18:28:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive logged out now so fuck him
18:30:31 <Bonny> yeah
18:30:49 <Bonny> I'm hungry.. brb
18:31:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> so am i lol
18:32:01 <Sunbeam> i've not long had brekkie
18:34:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> back
18:34:54 <+^bozojim> wb
18:34:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty
18:35:16 <Sunbeam> wb
18:35:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty
19:16:47 <Demob> meow
19:17:02 <Demob> another 14Tb ordered
19:17:30 <Sunbeam> hi Demob :)
19:17:40 <Demob> ello
19:18:03 <Sunbeam> how u doing?
19:18:04 <Demob> did a lot of exercise today, feels good
19:18:25 <Demob> im pretty good! i wanted to have some beers but.. nah, it will undo what the exercise did
19:18:49 <Sunbeam> one won't hurt?
19:19:33 <ld0g> no beers
19:33:26 <Demob> *
19:33:29 <Demob> no beers
19:42:32 Join: stiffy ([email protected]) to #Australia
19:42:32 Mode: (by Bonny) +v stiffy
19:42:49 <Bonny> hey stiffy
19:43:14 <stiffy> hey bonny
19:43:19 <Bonny> how are you?
19:43:25 <stiffy> im doing good and you?
19:43:33 <Bonny> not too bad thanks considering lockdown
19:43:44 <stiffy> you un NSW?
19:44:05 <Bonny> melbourne
19:44:52 <Bonny> we have tougher restrictions than nsw
19:44:52 <stiffy> ah vic
19:45:04 <Demob> https://imgur.com/gallery/cBjp20Q
19:45:06 <stiffy> well at least vic doesnt have like 700 cases per day lol
19:45:09 <Demob> hey bonny
19:45:15 <Bonny> we did last year tho
19:45:19 <Bonny> hey Demob.. :)
19:45:25 <stiffy> gladys barely wants to do anything aye
19:45:31 <Demob> im in and out right now, doing laundry etc. if i dont reply its because im afk
19:45:41 <Bonny> she's hopeless.. .she waits and sees b4 doing anything
19:45:47 <Bonny> whereas in melbourne we don't wait we do
19:45:48 <stiffy> yeah
19:46:06 <stiffy> my dad was in NSW it was a very hard process for him to get into WA
19:46:15 <Bonny> yeah it would have been
19:47:03 <stiffy> he had to get tested multiple times and they asked for alot of documents
19:47:11 <Bonny> did your dad had to go in quarantine?
19:47:19 <stiffy> he is now 14 days
19:47:27 <Bonny> and costing him money?
19:47:37 <stiffy> hes in a section of the room and we cant go in
19:47:47 <stiffy> no he sent the government the quarantine plan
19:47:55 <Bonny> they're building a purpose built quanrantine centre in melbourne atm
19:47:59 <Bonny> cool
19:48:01 <stiffy> which is basically he uses one part of the house for 2 weeks
19:48:08 <Demob> i bet some of these ppl they cant track down are cops
19:48:10 <Demob> lol
19:48:16 <Bonny> oh he is quarantined in his own home cool
19:48:25 <Bonny> lol
19:48:30 <stiffy> yeah lol
19:48:38 <stiffy> i pretty much just cant go to his area
19:48:42 <Bonny> yeah
19:48:44 <Demob> can see a lot of officers recently on youtube on power trips
19:48:58 <Bonny> not all cops are like tht
19:49:01 <Bonny> that*
19:49:03 <Demob> no, ur right
19:49:09 <stiffy> hopefully it doesnt happen here
19:49:17 <Bonny> yeah
19:49:31 <Bonny> the whole of new zealand is in lockdown
19:50:42 <Demob> funny how this happens just after people surrender any firearm design from the last century
19:50:53 <Demob> NZ i mean
19:50:57 <Bonny> oh ok
19:51:11 <stiffy> noob question how do i export channel list of hexchat
19:51:21 <Demob> im a firearm rights person bonny
19:51:30 <Bonny> so is MickeyDundee and snoops
19:51:39 <Demob> as long as theyre used by sane intelligent people, they are an asset
19:51:44 <Bonny> MickeyDundee owns a couple of firearms
19:51:51 <Demob> great
19:52:03 <Demob> i said the real mick dundee died from this, right?
19:52:07 <Demob> killed in a shootout with cops
19:52:19 <Bonny> no idea
19:52:26 <Bonny> I think you said it
19:52:38 <Demob> rod ansell https://allthatsinteresting.com/rod-ansell
19:55:23 <Demob> what has everyone been up to ?
19:56:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok im back
19:56:55 <+^bozojim> wb Snoopys_Gunship
19:57:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> ty ^bozojim
19:57:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> now i got nothing at work to do :D
19:57:17 <+^bozojim> lol
19:57:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> im finished my patrols for the night
19:58:52 * Snoopys_Gunship hands anyone who wants it a coffee
19:59:05 <+^bozojim> ty Snoopys_Gunship
20:00:35 <Bonny> wb Snoopys_Gunship
20:00:39 <Bonny> that was a good read, Demob
20:00:40 <Demob> only mother for me tonight
20:00:45 <Demob> got stuff to read
20:01:04 <Bonny> very interesting article
20:01:06 <Demob> its sad huh? he didnt get a cent from the movies and died a terrible death
20:01:12 <Bonny> yeah it is sad
20:01:13 <Demob> and almost nobody knows this story
20:01:18 <Bonny> yeah
20:01:40 <Demob> they say ppl die twice.. once is their body and then after the last people who remembers them dies
20:01:53 <Bonny> true
20:03:39 <Demob> the cases these external WD drives come in is growing on me
20:03:48 <stiffy> ah
20:04:01 <Demob> because they photograph stuff with macro lenses its hard to see real size.
20:04:11 <Demob> no banana for scale either
20:05:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> someone say banana
20:07:53 <Demob> why?
20:08:15 <Demob> watching the news snoop?
20:08:34 <Demob> the leader of afghan army just .... RIP
20:08:58 <Demob> im pissed off about this whole situation
20:09:38 <Demob> these idiots will be happy now they have new toys but they need to eat and their toys need maintenance
20:10:09 <Demob> the weaponry will probably be sold to highest bidder
20:10:48 <Demob> sorry
20:10:56 <Demob> its really bothering me
20:11:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah im at work so i dont see shit anymore
20:11:25 <Demob> probably for the best
20:11:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> its good been here
20:11:42 <Demob> i must be mindful. most people dont want to even think about it
20:11:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> im away from all the idiots talking about the ghan and covid
20:11:55 <MickeyDundee> hey guys
20:11:55 <Demob> oh sure
20:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey MickeyDundee
20:12:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> about time you got back
20:12:09 <MickeyDundee> how are we travelling?
20:12:11 <Demob> hi mick
20:12:15 <MickeyDundee> sorry man been fucking flat out brother
20:12:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah all good bro
20:12:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> im travelling well for the night lol
20:13:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fucvk
20:13:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck
20:13:28 <Bonny> hey MickeyDundee.. :)
20:13:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> we got 17 people here lol
20:13:34 <Demob> woo
20:13:50 <Snoopys_Gunship> most i dont even fucking know
20:13:53 * Snoopys_Gunship stares at Bonny
20:13:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> who the hell are you
20:14:02 <Bonny> no idea
20:14:04 * Snoopys_Gunship runs
20:14:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> omg
20:14:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> nevermind
20:14:36 <Bonny> lol
20:14:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> im like a little kid tonight lol
20:14:58 <Bonny> well you've done all your patrols etc so you can relax
20:15:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep and the units here all have keys so if they need to get into somewhere they can all go and get fucked :)
20:15:30 <Bonny> lol
20:15:32 <Bonny> yup
20:16:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> so my patrol took 50 minutes
20:16:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> tomorrow it should take me only 30 lol
20:16:17 <MickeyDundee> hey bonny :)
20:16:30 <Bonny> cool
20:16:39 <Bonny> are you at the same place tomorrow?
20:16:43 <Bonny> how are you, MickeyDundee?
20:16:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure am :)
20:17:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> 12 more hours and then its PARTY TIME
20:17:07 <Bonny> that makes it easier
20:17:10 <MickeyDundee> sore bonny but ok other than that
20:17:11 <Bonny> yay
20:17:21 <Bonny> sorry to hear that, MickeyDundee
20:17:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> :(O
20:17:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh hahahaha
20:17:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> :(O)
20:17:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> what is that
20:17:58 <Bonny> what is that?
20:18:04 <Bonny> a double chin?
20:18:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> a female giving a blowie
20:18:10 <Bonny> lol
20:18:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> im so sick minded mhahaha
20:18:30 <Bonny> yup lol
20:18:31 <MickeyDundee> lol
20:18:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey you arent ment to agree with me ffs
20:18:52 <Bonny> I only tell the truth
20:19:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> well hows this for the truth
20:19:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck you :)
20:19:12 * Snoopys_Gunship walks away
20:19:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
20:19:26 * MickeyDundee takes cover from the incoming fire
20:20:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i got no cover
20:20:16 * Snoopys_Gunship grabs ^bozojim
20:20:22 <MickeyDundee> start digging a hole LOL
20:20:26 <Bonny> lol
20:20:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope all good now ^bozojim will cover me :D
20:20:36 <MickeyDundee> snoopy want a laugh!
20:20:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> he likes me
20:20:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck yes
20:20:43 <MickeyDundee> you know that rising storm 2 game
20:20:47 <+^bozojim> lol
20:20:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
20:20:57 <MickeyDundee> if you play as the vietcong, the squad leaders can did "spawn" tunnels
20:21:02 <MickeyDundee> if you play as the aussies
20:21:18 <MickeyDundee> and kill a vietcong player digging his squad spawn tunnel with a mattock
20:21:23 <MickeyDundee> you unlock the achieve ment
20:21:33 <MickeyDundee> "Oi mate, were the only diggers around here"
20:21:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahahaha
20:21:45 <MickeyDundee> lmao
20:21:49 <Bonny> lol
20:21:53 <MickeyDundee> fuck I laughed so Hard when I got it hahhaa
20:21:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck now i wanna watch Danger Close
20:22:26 <MickeyDundee> never seen that one
20:22:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh man
20:22:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> its worth the watch hey
20:23:07 <MickeyDundee> ill get it from the pirata bay
20:23:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah man
20:23:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> not a single thing is missed
20:24:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> i saw it at the cinemas with some members from B Company 6 RAR who were there trying to get to D Company
20:24:14 <MickeyDundee> eah
20:24:17 <MickeyDundee> yeah****
20:24:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> only downside of that day was the wanker sitting next to me
20:24:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> critising everything that the producers did
20:24:57 <MickeyDundee> yeah man, I can't stand complulsive masterbators sitting next to me in the cinema's aswell
20:25:01 <MickeyDundee> big pet peeve of mine
20:25:05 <MickeyDundee> lol
20:25:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> then about halfway or there abouts one of the old timers stood up turned pointed at him and told him to shut the fuck up because he wasnt there
20:25:23 <MickeyDundee> niceeeeeee
20:25:46 <MickeyDundee> "man thats bullshit, the tree's can't speak vietnamese"
20:25:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> from memory too as he was walking out a few more gave him what for
20:25:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahaha
20:26:02 <MickeyDundee> old timer "FUCKING WOOOOT CUNT! YOU WERENT THERE!!!! EVEN THE FUCKING WIND SPOKE VIETNAMSE!"
20:26:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh you will find something interesting out about the movie too that i never knew happened
20:27:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> when 11 Platoon come into contact it happens about 5 minutes after that
20:27:36 * Snoopys_Gunship pats his boner down
20:28:38 <MickeyDundee> hahaha Ill jot that down lol
20:28:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent.fbne6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/237173270_10159824297549515_3826595371505559574_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=IySMVxhi8hQAX9GHRVB&_nc_ht=scontent.fbne6-1.fna&oh=0c29cd0c0e30ba41063feeda2800bc49&oe=614402C9 lol
20:29:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking classic movie that one
20:31:34 * Snoopys_Gunship strips and stands in front of Bonny
20:32:06 <Bonny> did I miss something? :P
20:32:17 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope jst me naked
20:32:37 <Bonny> lol
20:34:24 * Snoopys_Gunship slaps everyone with my schlong
20:34:33 <Bonny> that's a tall order
20:34:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sure is
20:34:43 <Bonny> lol
20:34:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got the tackle for it tho :D
20:34:50 <Bonny> lol
20:35:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Bonny wanna see a picture of me in the shower
20:35:24 <Bonny> sre
20:35:25 <Bonny> sure*
20:36:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://i.pinimg.com/474x/93/28/c9/9328c916340860b9a79efcb0956da5c9--prom-showers.jpg
20:36:17 <Bonny> hahahahahahahaha
20:36:22 <Bonny> nice me
20:36:23 <Bonny> lol
20:36:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
20:36:29 <Bonny> hahahahahaha
20:36:33 <Bonny> I'm still laughing
20:36:34 <Bonny> lol
20:36:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
20:37:01 <Bonny> lol
20:37:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> im glad i made your night
20:37:20 <Bonny> you did lol
20:37:42 * Snoopys_Gunship takes a bow and lets one rip
20:37:46 <Bonny> lol
20:38:07 <Bonny> did you know farting in bed warms you up?
20:38:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> opps sorry MickeyDundee
20:38:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooh
20:38:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that
20:38:20 <Bonny> lol
20:38:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> dutch oven NOOOOO
20:38:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> sarah does that to me all the time
20:38:27 <Bonny> I always fart in bed
20:38:35 <Bonny> I just don't put my head under the covers
20:38:36 <Bonny> lol
20:38:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> i go to turn over during the night and lift the blankets up so i dont roll over with them and BOOM it hits me hard
20:39:03 <Bonny> lol
20:39:27 Quit: stiffy ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
20:39:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> whoops
20:39:42 <Bonny> I think we scared stiffy away lol
20:39:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think so
20:39:49 <Bonny> lol
20:39:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> my stiffy is gone too :)
20:39:56 <Bonny> awww
20:40:00 <***> Buffer Playback...
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:17:46] a week later we came back and almost an inch was eaten out of the concrete where the redbull has smashed
20:40:00 <eddie> [20:18:00] yep good toilet cleaner
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:18:02] thats how you know its good shit snooopy lol
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:18:13] lol ywh
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:18:20] it eats the fuck out of your stomach lol
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:19:07] heh snoop u have good taste
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:19:13] mother. im an addict
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:19:19] yeah mother isnt bad
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:19:21] mother and chicken crimpy's
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:19:25] but redbull is my weapon of choice
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:19:34] oh god
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:19:38] do you guys remember the original mother? Like 15 years ago?
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:19:40] silver can
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:19:42] when mother goes on special i buy a fuck load of it
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:19:56] i sure do
20:40:00 <eddie> [20:20:32] another lightning strike..
20:40:00 <eddie> [20:20:40] getting worse
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:21:42] sure thats what he says all the time
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:21:55] he has a UPS
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:22:26] he just knows he lost the battle
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:23:23] what you guys think of monster?
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:23:32] oh god
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:23:33] I dont mind the one that kinda tastes like demezin
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:23:40] but the others are shit
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:23:47] the big huge one with that spinny lid thing that is spill proof
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:23:49] pure gold
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:24:06] yeah I think thats the one
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:24:15] taste like that medicine I used to have as a kid
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:24:19] big fuck off black one
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:24:21] demezin lol
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:24:24] yes thats the one
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:24:31] european blend from memory if im not wrong
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:24:37] yep
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:24:46] yeah that shit is good too
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:24:49] oh there was another one that got made in aust but i cant remember the fucking name lol
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:25:05] mother!
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:25:05] made here in brissy i think
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:25:12] jolt?
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:25:19] there was one with like a pheonix brand
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:25:24] i dont remember the name, i never tried it
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:25:25] monster?
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:25:40] monster is made in the USofA isnt it?
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:26:12] yeah pretty sure it si
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:26:20] oh fuck
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:26:31] monster 4 pack in woolies for $7.50
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:26:34] mother is made here
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:26:39] run brother lmfao
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:26:42] redbull
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:26:47] it has to be the european one
20:40:00 <Demob> [20:26:53] 'red bull gives you wings'
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:26:54] redbull is made in switzerland/austria
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:27:02] my favourte
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:27:17] the ridgey didge one. All their other ones are meh
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:27:36] guess where im shopping on tuesday when i get to rocky :D
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:27:44] woolies lol
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:28:00] lol yeh
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:28:03] nice
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:28:09] fuck you know lipton Icetea?
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:28:14] if i can find one lol
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:28:16] yep
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:28:23] the aussie version is fucking garbage
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:28:32] when I was in Portugal my brother told me to try some
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:28:38] fuck me dead, the shit they got there is amazing
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:28:52] same packaging, same "flavours"
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:28:53] lol
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:28:57] speaking of that ice tea
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:28:59] but completely different
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:29:07] jabba put it into his fucking pancakes one night
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:29:14] that shit almost made me sick as hell
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:29:42] wtf lol
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:29:51] oh shit
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:29:58] you werent around when i was in weipa were you
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:30:11] I've been around for less than a week lol
20:40:00 <MickeyDundee> [20:30:25] the neeeewbie
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:30:26] oh well
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:30:43] i went to weipa for work and well when i was there i was working with this fat dude
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:30:49] lol
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:30:53] now you have seen star wars yes
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:31:03] lol
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:31:08] i can see where this is going
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:31:22] did he have a half naked chich chained next to him?
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:31:30] now picture darth vaders breathing WITH jabba the huts looks AND eating like the cookie monster
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:31:52] fuck man you just reminded me of a cunt i worked with
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:31:57] now any normal person would eat a meal from a plate yes
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:32:02] no not him
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:32:11] fucking pigs man
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:32:13] this guy ate from a fucking glass measuring jar
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:32:21] i can one up you
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:32:31] went to work with dad one day
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:32:32] sure go for it
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:32:33] and at smoko
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:32:48] my dad opens the pie warmer and there is a tub of osmocote fertiliser
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:32:56] dad almost threw it in the bin but hesitated
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:32:59] :O
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:33:07] 2 mins later this fucking pig of a bloke walks in and gets it
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:33:11] he put his fucking smoko in there
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:33:26] what a grub
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:33:33] yeah he was a massive pig man
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:33:36] oh lol
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:33:44] but people like that man, they got iron guts. Nothing will make them sick
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:33:53] they would probably thrive in a nuclear fallout
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:34:33] i was working on this construction site at amberley and they had a pie warmer there, so these marois rocked in turned the pie warmer up to full and dropped a roast pork in there
20:40:00 <Bonny> [20:34:34] lol
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:34:48] hahaha yeah ive seen that
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:34:52] come smoko the roast pork was ready and all of the chowed down on it lol
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:34:57] thats awesome
20:40:00 <Bonny> [20:35:02] lol
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:35:03] on another job
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:35:08] fucking brilliant thinking lol
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:35:13] you know those water urn on the jobsites?
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:35:21] yup
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:35:24] for the coffee and your noodles
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:35:26] military use them all th time
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:35:31] fuck one day go to make a coffee
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:35:35] and the water was pinkish
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:35:40] and everyone was like what the fuck
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:35:47] the chinese plasters come in
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:36:06] and they somehow managed to open the top and put their dumplins, hot dogs and other shit in there
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:36:20] hahahaha wtf
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:36:50] fuck man I've seen soo much shit on construction sites lol
20:40:00 <Bonny> [20:36:55] lol
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:36:55] oh fuck
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:37:02] best is apprentices
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:37:05] they are dragging their feet
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:37:07] slow as fuck
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:37:13] they go into the toilet for 20 mins
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:37:15] ok so when you are around a working military dog you got to be careful what you do or they will bite
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:37:17] and come out like a fucking rocket
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:37:21] bouncing off the decks
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:37:33] lol Snoopys_Gunship
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:37:43] so we were doing up the nursey at the raaf base (well i was escorting lol) and we had these afghan painters
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:37:44] NOW
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:37:58] the handlers one day were walking the dogs from one kennel to the next
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:38:25] https://theknittingoracle.tumblr.com/post/634990616732925952/this-has-cut-me-own-throat-dibbler-vibes
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:38:29] i turned to the paitners and was like "now if any get off their leads you got to drop whatever you have stand still and cover your nuts"
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:38:31] dont be that guy then
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:38:40] the look on their face was priceless
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:38:48] now funny part is
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:38:49] lmfao hahaha
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:38:59] one of the handlers overheard me and let one of them of the lead
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:39:15] fuck man they would of shat themselves
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:39:20] holy fuck i dropped to the ground and pissed myself laughing watching these painters running for their lives
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:39:26] hahahaha
20:40:00 <Bonny> [20:39:30] hahahahaha
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:39:35] fuck running would aggitate the dog more haha
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:39:48] the handler couldnt stop laughing and evenutally anther one gave the dog a command and the dog ran after them
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:39:54] my god i almost wet myself
20:40:00 <MickeyNewbee> [20:40:01] hahahahahaa
20:40:00 <Bonny> [20:40:03] lol
20:40:00 <***> Playback Complete.
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they got inside and for about 5 minutes the dog was outside barking
20:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> had a Flight Sgt come over and ask what the fuck is up
20:40:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> nevermind im sure tomorrow night ill have another :D
20:40:38 <Bonny> I'm sure you will
20:40:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> ;)
20:40:57 <Bonny> how's your flasher?
20:41:00 <MickeyNewbee> I bet ya he was on the floor aswell after you told him
20:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the handlers told him and the Sgt got in on the act and knocked on the door and was yelling for them to come out or he was going to open the door and let the dog in
20:41:00 <MickeyNewbee> lol
20:41:00 <Bonny> lol
20:41:00 <Bonny> wb eddie
20:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> this went on for about 10 minutes and next thing we see the painters are coming out a side door with their hands up
20:41:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> cum again
20:41:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh going strong :D
20:41:35 <Bonny> lol
20:41:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> now why did fleshlight come to mind then
20:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> by that time the handlers had left and the dog was on its lead and i was still on the floor laughing
20:42:00 <MickeyNewbee> you should of asked them if they were taliban lol
20:42:00 <MickeyNewbee> test them for gunpowder residual
20:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they did a fucked job of the painting anyway
20:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
20:42:02 <Bonny> no idea
20:42:08 <Bonny> does it glow in the dark?
20:42:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont need that aynway lol
20:42:20 <Bonny> what you have is better
20:42:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah mrs palmer ;)
20:42:37 <Bonny> lol
20:43:00 <MickeyNewbee> thats an epic song haha
20:43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sur eis lol
20:43:27 <Bonny> what about her daughters?
20:43:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok so that didnt wake the channel up
20:43:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yeah they play a major part in it
20:44:00 <MickeyNewbee> when I got my shepherd I had the intention of training her as a personal protection dog
20:44:00 <MickeyNewbee> but its illegal in vic and I couldn't find anybody to teach her
20:44:00 <MickeyNewbee> fucking spewing
20:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh man
20:44:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> without them im fucked
20:44:05 <Bonny> yup lol
20:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got jeebt
20:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got sold a dog (mind you i so love her now) and was told she was a shepard
20:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had the same intentions
20:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> then i went and got her DNA tested
20:45:00 <MickeyNewbee> yeah they are the best dogs man
20:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> turns out shes a kelpie x huskey x staffy
20:45:00 <MickeyNewbee> does she look like a shep?
20:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i couldnt tell when she was that young when i got her
20:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she was only 3 months old when i got her
20:46:00 <MickeyNewbee> fuck that sucks man
20:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but fuck i love her to death
20:46:00 <MickeyNewbee> when I got mine I saw her mum and doth
20:46:00 <MickeyNewbee> dad**
20:46:00 <MickeyNewbee> they were both sable
20:46:00 <MickeyNewbee> but my heidi is completely jet black
20:46:00 <MickeyNewbee> big boxy head, pointy ears
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i recently in march spent 3.5K having her seen to by an emergency AND specialist vet
20:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> funny thins was tho
20:47:00 <MickeyNewbee> ouch!
20:47:00 <MickeyNewbee> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Black-german-shepherd.jpg
20:47:00 <MickeyNewbee> mine looks spit image to that one
20:47:19 <Demob> oliver north says the taliban have everyones name and address from payroll data they captured
20:47:25 <Demob> what a clusterfuck
20:47:45 <Bonny> yup
20:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the Emergecy vet cost us more to be looked after for 3 nights then the specialst did for 2 nights
20:48:00 <MickeyNewbee> yeah emergency vet's will take you to the cleaners man
20:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh thats gorgeous
20:48:00 <MickeyNewbee> fucking criminal man
20:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and
20:48:00 <MickeyNewbee> I might get my photobucket up and running again
20:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the emergency vet wanted to put her down
20:48:00 <MickeyNewbee> so i can upload the photo and send you the link
20:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh man
20:48:16 <Bonny> they have till 11/9 to evacuate
20:48:31 <Demob> grrr
20:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont go photobucket
20:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you gotta pay for that shit now man
20:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got into mine and took it all out
20:49:00 <MickeyNewbee> fuck serious!
20:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
20:49:00 <MickeyNewbee> i have an account from like 15 years ago
20:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah same
20:49:00 <MickeyNewbee> yup its asking me for payment lmfao
20:49:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> what a noob
20:49:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> im watching this AJ trying to go through the exit gate and the boom gate has closed twice on him lol
20:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
20:50:00 <MickeyNewbee> mother fuckers
20:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> told ya lol
20:50:00 <MickeyNewbee> for sure some fuckwit corporation bought them out
20:50:00 <MickeyNewbee> now they want you shekles lol
20:50:09 <Bonny> lol
20:50:31 <Demob> palmela handerson?
20:50:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> huh Demob
20:50:49 <Bonny> lol
20:50:58 <Demob> nothing just saw someone say "mrs palmer"
20:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeh
20:51:00 <MickeyNewbee> imgur ok?
20:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah sure man
20:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> tahts what i use now
20:51:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
20:51:05 <Bonny> that's the name of your mrs palmer
20:51:08 <Bonny> I got it
20:52:42 <Demob> lol no
20:52:52 <Demob> just joining in
20:53:18 <Bonny> yeah the name of snoops mrs palmer and her daughters
20:53:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> it is mine ;)
20:54:00 <MickeyNewbee> fuck I can't figure out how to use it
20:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
20:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> facebook
20:54:26 <Bonny> MickeyDundee has gone quiet again.. what have you done to him snoops?
20:54:33 <Demob> lol
20:55:00 <MickeyNewbee> fuck its like facebook
20:55:00 <MickeyNewbee> lol
20:55:00 <MickeyNewbee> i thought i could just upload photos and keep them for myself
20:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
20:55:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck blame me thats right
20:55:19 <Bonny> yup lol
20:55:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats about right then
20:56:00 <MickeyNewbee> https://imgur.com/a/S7VDnh4
20:56:00 <MickeyNewbee> see if that works
20:56:00 <MickeyNewbee> when she was a pup
20:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh she is goregous
20:56:00 <Bonny> she's a cutie
20:56:04 <Bonny> lol
20:56:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> :O
20:57:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> i want waffles now
20:57:52 <Bonny> lol
20:57:57 <Bonny> I have waffle cones
20:58:00 <MickeyNewbee> love her
20:58:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> ooooooh
20:58:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> does anyone do that anymore
20:58:30 <Bonny> yes ice cream vans
20:59:02 * ^bozojim fires up the waffle maker
20:59:40 <+^bozojim> but Snoopys_Gunship wityh all the waffle you give out that should be enough
20:59:41 <+^bozojim> lol
21:00:00 <Bonny> who was that? lol
21:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no idea lol
21:00:00 <Bonny> lol
21:00:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god maybe
21:01:00 <MickeyNewbee> https://imgur.com/MyQ5pUc
21:01:00 <MickeyNewbee> her now
21:02:00 <Bonny> beautiful dog
21:02:00 <MickeyNewbee> just like the owner
21:02:00 <MickeyNewbee> lmfao jk
21:02:00 <Bonny> lol
21:02:00 <MickeyNewbee> yeah she is gorgeous if i say so myself
21:03:00 <Bonny> I'll show you my pussy hang on
21:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy shit shes beautiful
21:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you will what now Bonny
21:03:00 <MickeyNewbee> fuck bonny i hope its a cat!
21:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol MickeyNewbee
21:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im thinking the same thing
21:03:00 <MickeyNewbee> a cat cat and not the other cat lmfao
21:03:00 <MickeyNewbee> thanks snoopy
21:04:00 <Bonny> here it is.. https://imgur.com/5Sr0oBB
21:05:00 <MickeyNewbee> gorgeous :)
21:05:00 <Bonny> yeah.. :)
21:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cute
21:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and thank god it wasnt the other pussy
21:05:00 <Bonny> lol
21:05:00 <MickeyNewbee> lol
21:05:00 <Bonny> you would have loved it..:P
21:05:22 <Bonny> waffle waffle waffle
21:05:55 <+^bozojim> rofl
21:06:00 <Bonny> hehehe
21:06:00 <Bonny> lol
21:06:00 <^bozojim> lol
21:07:00 <^bozojim> that is a first for you snoops
21:07:00 <MickeyNewbee> bozo hears pussy and comes to life lol
21:07:00 <Bonny> lol
21:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and no ^bozojim its a secon
21:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> d
21:07:00 <^bozojim> lol
21:07:01 <MickeyDundee> sorry kids woke up
21:07:09 <Bonny> there he is
21:07:15 <MickeyDundee> lol
21:07:18 <Bonny> snoops.. jump on him b4 he disappears again
21:07:27 <MickeyDundee> please dont hurt me
21:07:27 <MickeyDundee> lol
21:07:30 <Bonny> lol
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had to zip it up in weipa because jabba said i hadnt done it yet
21:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was like what the fuck you doing looking down there anyway
21:08:00 <^bozojim> hehe
21:08:00 <Bonny> lol
21:08:00 <MickeyNewbee> need to be careful, might mistake it for a hotdog
21:08:00 <MickeyNewbee> if he pulled out the measure cup i would have been worried
21:08:00 <Bonny> was he licking his lips when he was looking down there?
21:08:00 <MickeyNewbee> is don is good
21:08:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh come on im only 107kg lol
21:08:07 <Bonny> lol
21:08:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill use lube if you want ;)
21:08:31 <MickeyDundee> sorry brother, got an australian policy going on here
21:08:36 <MickeyDundee> exports only, no imports
21:08:41 <Bonny> lol
21:09:00 <Bonny> lol
21:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ewwww
21:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck no
21:09:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
21:09:31 <MickeyDundee> :)
21:10:00 <Bonny> lol
21:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i do feel for the guard thats going to be up there with him tho
21:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> between the 14th and 21st they have to share a room
21:10:00 <Bonny> is he going back to weipa again?
21:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah rocky
21:10:00 <Bonny> oh ok
21:10:00 <MickeyNewbee> tell them to enjoy lol
21:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> on the opposite weeks to me
21:10:00 <Bonny> cool
21:10:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats not what you said last night sugar ;)
21:10:55 * ^bozojim gets the firsrt lot of waffles out
21:11:00 <Bonny> why would there be 2 of them and only 1 of you?
21:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there is 2 off me as well
21:11:00 <MickeyNewbee> cause snoopy is 2 times the man
21:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol thanks MickeyNewbee
21:11:00 <Bonny> lol
21:11:00 <MickeyNewbee> lol any time mate
21:11:00 <MickeyNewbee> cause he has a gunship bonny lol
21:11:04 <+^bozojim> and puts them on the table
21:11:07 <MickeyDundee> shut up maaan! you were ment to keep it on the hush hush
21:11:14 <MickeyDundee> otherwise bozo might get jealous remember!
21:11:33 <+^bozojim> there is cream, ice cream, maple syryp, and condiments on the taable
21:11:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yes thats right sorry man
21:11:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ^bozojim
21:12:00 <Bonny> that's it lol
21:12:00 <MickeyNewbee> nobody gonna fuck with somebody who can BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
21:12:00 <Bonny> lol
21:12:00 <Bonny> snoops.. I think MickeyNewbee is in love with you
21:12:00 <MickeyNewbee> "todays forcast is overcast, with a 100% chance of raining lead"
21:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:12:00 * MickeyNewbee is now known as LeadFarmer
21:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck seeing a A-10 in flight gives me a woodie
21:12:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> you are missing the special cream
21:12:23 Quit: Sunbeam ([email protected]) Quit: We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey
21:13:00 <LeadFarmer> the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr makes me cum
21:13:00 <Bonny> lol
21:13:00 <LeadFarmer> soo much lead
21:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mmmmmmm
21:13:48 * ^bozojim makes Snoopys_Gunship up some of the special cream, strychhinine, arsenic, cyanide into the cream to thicken it
21:13:53 <MickeyDundee> see brother he's going on about icecream and mable syrup lol
21:14:00 <LeadFarmer> you can clean up sooo many gi's with this
21:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck now firing that would give me a boner for a year
21:14:00 <LeadFarmer> braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
21:14:00 <LeadFarmer> fuck where did my 400 rounds go?
21:14:00 <Bonny> hahahahaha
21:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> firing the Mag58 gave me a woody for a week
21:14:30 <Bonny> lol
21:14:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ^bozojim you uncurrpted minded man lol
21:14:50 <+^bozojim> well Snoopys_Gunship I have learnt it off you
21:14:54 * Snoopys_Gunship stops masturbating
21:15:00 <LeadFarmer> good thing Hans used to be an olypic runner.. Abit slower carrying thousands of rounds back and forth though
21:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:15:00 <LeadFarmer> mag58 is a shotty isnt it?
21:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah
21:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hang on
21:15:00 <LeadFarmer> need to look it up hang on
21:15:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> no more special cream for you ;)
21:15:46 <MickeyDundee> is that what that pop pop pop pop sound was?
21:15:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes it was :D
21:16:00 <LeadFarmer> ah its a LMG
21:16:00 <Bonny> meaning?
21:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://cdn.baogiaothong.vn/upload/images/2019-3/article_img/2019-08-25/sung-fn-mag-58-1566731981-width1024height683.jpg
21:16:00 <LeadFarmer> light machine gun
21:16:00 <Bonny> k
21:16:00 <LeadFarmer> like a mg42 bonny
21:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> weapon of choice on the LAVs
21:16:00 <Bonny> cool
21:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i am pissed tho
21:16:00 <LeadFarmer> i'd start a petition to change them all over the mg42's
21:16:07 <MickeyDundee> too bad you didnt come across that genie
21:16:14 <MickeyDundee> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
21:16:34 <Bonny> lol
21:16:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> omg
21:16:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> how fucking cool would that be
21:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when i was in the cadets i had the chance to fire the pig
21:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but because i broke my collorbone i didnt go on that camp and missed out
21:17:00 <LeadFarmer> like that the taliban would think we are cutting timber
21:17:00 <LeadFarmer> the pig is the m60 isnt it?
21:17:00 <Bonny> that skyfire is such a wanker lol
21:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok let me explain The Pig
21:17:18 <MickeyDundee> lol
21:17:32 <MickeyDundee> like the scene out of not another teen movie
21:17:45 <MickeyDundee> poor bird stuck to the ceiling
21:18:00 <LeadFarmer> lol bonny
21:18:00 <LeadFarmer> you just wanted to be animal mother
21:18:00 <LeadFarmer> "better you than me"
21:18:00 <LeadFarmer> ;p;
21:18:00 <LeadFarmer> lol***
21:18:00 <Bonny> lol
21:18:57 <MickeyDundee> bonny you reckon worldchat will kick me on arrival if i join lol?
21:18:59 <MickeyDundee> been a few days
21:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cc/e9/67/cce96766af371c7a4694aed9e440228e.jpg the Pig
21:19:00 <LeadFarmer> yeah thats the one haha
21:19:00 <LeadFarmer> Nato is still using the mg42 arnt they?
21:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i use to carry it around all the time in cadets
21:19:00 <LeadFarmer> just one with a slower firing rate
21:19:00 <Bonny> wow that's an old gun
21:19:00 <LeadFarmer> mg4 from memory?
21:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not sure they are
21:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yes
21:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats the one
21:19:12 <MickeyDundee> ill change my name to foxy
21:19:16 <Bonny> lol
21:19:25 <MickeyDundee> gonna give it a whirl
21:19:45 <Bonny> give it a whirl.. :)
21:19:51 <MickeyDundee> nah they booted me lol
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> pretty sure they are
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> yeah brother
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah Bonny it is
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> fuck man just let er eat
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> AND some armies still use it today
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think even the US still use it
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> 1200 rounds per minute
21:20:00 <Bonny> oh ok
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> the ultimate lead farmer weapon
21:20:00 <Bonny> it looks lightweight
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> nah they weight a fuck tonne bonny
21:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the mg42 would fucking cut a village in half in seconds
21:20:00 <Bonny> really cool
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> now imagine being the runner for a mg42 crew
21:20:00 <LeadFarmer> that is spitting 1200 bullets per minute
21:20:05 <Bonny> lol
21:20:17 <MickeyDundee> dont know how they know its me lol
21:20:19 <MickeyDundee> on a vpn
21:20:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh
21:20:32 <MickeyDundee> "not welcome here" lmfao
21:20:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> i found the meme
21:20:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> stand by
21:20:38 <MickeyDundee> send it
21:21:00 <Bonny> wow
21:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> unloaded the M60 weighs 10.5KG as i remember fully loaded it weighs about 13ish
21:21:00 <LeadFarmer> for comparison, the americans had the browning m1919
21:21:00 <LeadFarmer> which shot 600 rounds per minute
21:21:00 <Bonny> ok
21:21:00 <LeadFarmer> The mg42 shoots soo quick, every 20 seconds or so the crew would have to stop, and change the barrel because they would overheat
21:21:00 <Bonny> why is it called the pig? cos of how many rounds it can shoot in a minute?
21:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but when you got hit by the browning m1919 you stayed the fuck down lol
21:21:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://imgur.com/QPKirwA
21:22:00 <LeadFarmer> nah thats the m60
21:22:00 <LeadFarmer> MG42 shoot the 8mm mauser
21:22:00 <LeadFarmer> so if you got hit
21:22:00 <LeadFarmer> you coped like 10 8mm
21:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah its called the big because it was a pig of a gun to carry
21:22:00 <LeadFarmer> and they hit just as hard lol
21:22:00 <Bonny> wow
21:22:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
21:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah thats true LeadFarmer
21:22:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> also
21:22:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://imgur.com/06yyf0D
21:22:53 <MickeyDundee> bro I live for memes
21:23:00 <LeadFarmer> bonny is gonna be an accredited firearm artificianato once we are done
21:23:00 <Bonny> lol
21:23:00 <Bonny> well I try to take an interest or I'd be bored.. :)
21:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wasnt there a mg before the 42
21:23:00 <LeadFarmer> yes
21:23:00 <LeadFarmer> mg30 something
21:23:00 <LeadFarmer> hang on ill find out
21:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah
21:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i thought it was the mg32
21:23:04 <MickeyDundee> im a meme veteran from the great meme war of 2016
21:23:21 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
21:23:45 * Snoopys_Gunship takes a bow
21:24:00 <LeadFarmer> MG34
21:24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there we go lol
21:24:00 <LeadFarmer> http://knowledgeglue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mg1.jpg
21:24:00 <LeadFarmer> they shot a little slower
21:24:00 <LeadFarmer> but still fast as fuck
21:24:00 <Bonny> cool
21:24:22 * MickeyDundee is gratefull to serve the internet community
21:24:27 <+^bozojim> lol
21:24:31 <Bonny> lol
21:24:33 <Bonny> brb
21:24:42 <+^bozojim> ok
21:24:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> roger that
21:24:57 <MickeyDundee> too good bonny
21:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know who would be getting a woody listening to this
21:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> doggyfuck
21:25:00 <Bonny> is he into guns?
21:25:00 <LeadFarmer> snoopy you will love this one!
21:25:00 <LeadFarmer> https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1130346-oh-neptune
21:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah sort of
21:25:13 <MickeyDundee> I hear bonny is handy with a thompson chicago typewriter
21:25:37 <MickeyDundee> or was it BAR
21:25:43 <MickeyDundee> I think they used Bar's actually
21:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
21:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when the commander yells tiger you take a shit in your pants
21:26:00 <LeadFarmer> lmfao
21:26:00 <LeadFarmer> regardless off how many AP rounds you had
21:26:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think so too
21:26:22 <MickeyDundee> Bonny should start a chat room called #bonnysbar
21:26:27 <MickeyDundee> yeah it was BAR's
21:26:33 <MickeyDundee> they nicked em from the military
21:26:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh god that would be awaseome to fire one of those
21:26:46 <MickeyDundee> fuck man 30-06 full auto haha
21:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeh
21:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> unless you could get around to its arse you were fucked
21:27:00 <LeadFarmer> like shooting a BB gun at a freight train
21:27:00 <LeadFarmer> yeah only way to knock it out
21:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh have you seen the footage of the Panther fucking the M4s up then the M26 gets involved and fucks the Panther up
21:27:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh MickeyDundee you see that singer who went over to veitnam and fired all them weapons
21:27:11 <MickeyDundee> nah man i havent
21:27:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> hang on ill get it
21:27:32 <MickeyDundee> see that news reporter who went and shot an AR15 and then said he got PTSD from it?
21:27:43 <MickeyDundee> it hurt his shoulder :(
21:27:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah fucking idiot
21:27:47 <MickeyDundee> lfmao
21:27:49 <MickeyDundee> hahahaha
21:28:00 <LeadFarmer> yes
21:28:00 <LeadFarmer> that was in cologne yeah?
21:28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
21:28:00 <LeadFarmer> thats the one where they found an injured german woman and put her in a car to keep her "safe"
21:28:00 <LeadFarmer> and that m26 reversed over the car when the panther showed up
21:28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6LqB-RYUvY
21:28:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU
21:28:05 <MickeyDundee> what a fucking girls dick lol
21:29:00 <LeadFarmer> yes thats the one
21:29:00 <LeadFarmer> not gonna lie, the holes in the side of the panther look cool as fuck
21:29:00 <LeadFarmer> the glowing hole
21:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahhh look at that the M1919 in action
21:29:07 <Demob> freaky https://www.heritagedaily.com/2021/08/thousands-of-human-and-animal-bones-hoarded-by-hyenas-in-lava-tube-system/139869?amp
21:30:00 <LeadFarmer> ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
21:30:00 <LeadFarmer> fuck it jamed
21:30:00 <LeadFarmer> ka chank
21:30:00 <LeadFarmer> ta ta ta ta ta
21:30:00 * LeadFarmer is now known as MickeyDundee
21:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont think the M4s knew the panther was there
21:30:01 <MickeyDundee> hahahah THE PIG!
21:30:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup he fired the pig
21:30:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> lucky cunt
21:31:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah those tanks had fuck all visibility
21:31:19 <MickeyDundee> yeah man hahaha
21:31:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcCPs5YJtk
21:31:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fuck
21:32:00 <MickeyDundee> snoopy you into memes brother?
21:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not going to lie but i reckon thte Pershing crew would of been fucking having a boner looking for the panther
21:33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sort of
21:33:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah man
21:33:00 <MickeyDundee> the panther was a good tank aswell
21:33:00 <MickeyDundee> heaps of people reckon they were better than the tiger
21:33:00 <MickeyDundee> and if the germans focused on panther production instead of tigers we would of had a much harder time
21:33:14 <MickeyDundee> https://pics.me.me/when-you-hear-the-soviets-scream-urrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaah-on-the-eastern-16414724.png
21:33:40 <MickeyDundee> fuck that looks like a dshka
21:33:50 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit Demob thats amazing
21:34:00 <MickeyDundee> https://imgur.com/zF6GRo5
21:34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck that second one hit between the hull and turent
21:34:04 <Demob> freaky huh
21:34:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure is
21:34:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol it does MickeyDundee
21:34:37 <Snoopys_Gunship> could you imagine tho
21:34:51 <MickeyDundee> perfect place to hide a body lmfao
21:34:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> firing down at the americans on the beach and your mg42 jams to shit
21:35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:35:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah brother
21:35:00 <MickeyDundee> they had fuck all on the side in terms of armour
21:35:00 <MickeyDundee> sides and rear
21:35:00 <MickeyDundee> front fuck it was like a 200mm plate
21:35:46 <MickeyDundee> "Ohh neptune"
21:35:53 <MickeyDundee> or you run out of ammo
21:36:00 <MickeyDundee> and your runner hasn't come back
21:36:00 <MickeyDundee> https://imgur.com/kIGzwwk
21:36:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck brother I had this awesome tiger thank meme
21:36:00 <MickeyDundee> and i cant fucking find it
21:36:15 <MickeyDundee> https://memesboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/When-Your-M1-Makes-Neptune-Meme.jpg
21:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:37:00 <MickeyDundee> it was a photo of the crew ontop of either a panther or a tiger
21:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh nice
21:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh man
21:37:00 <MickeyDundee> and the caption was "when she says he's good with cats"
21:37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i totally forgot
21:37:50 <Demob> u guys wanna hear a weird story?
21:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i actually have a Remote Control Tiger Tank
21:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> heavy as fuck too
21:38:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck thats awesome man!
21:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know right :D
21:38:00 <MickeyDundee> bro I think we bored the fuck out of bonny lmfao
21:38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i reckon we did
21:38:00 <MickeyDundee> even though we are talking about cats
21:38:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure Demob
21:38:31 <Demob> years ago when the internet wasnt easy to use and here in SA people used BBS' intsead, like irc
21:38:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know the americans use to carry a empty clip and when they were near someone they use to throw it on the ground and the enemy would appear and they would get shot lol
21:38:34 * MickeyDundee has realised both barrels are glowing red, his runner hasnt come back and your feeding buddy coped a 7.62x54r to the forehead and hears "URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" from behind the smoke
21:38:47 <Demob> i wont name the bbs
21:38:57 <Demob> anyway this was in early 1990s
21:38:58 <MickeyDundee> did you ever hear about the clickers on Dday?
21:39:00 <Bonny> lol
21:39:00 <Bonny> I'm good
21:39:00 <MickeyDundee> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/39/70/0a/39700a6437b877358578d03fa5439bb2.jpg
21:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck
21:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats what i gotta check
21:39:00 <MickeyDundee> snoopy thats the hits on that panther
21:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so there was 4 hits not 3
21:39:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup sure did MickeyDundee
21:39:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit man early 90s i was a young teenager lol
21:39:30 <MickeyDundee> the germans caught on straight away and would cycle the mauser bolts which made the same sound
21:39:41 <MickeyDundee> 90s i was collecting pokemon cards and shieeet
21:39:51 <Demob> there was a large community of people, and there was this guy who had a reputation for being on drugs etc. anyway one day he says look on the TV and he was kinda-involved when it happened. some scumbags murdered a GP locum "for the drugs"
21:40:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck the one between the turret and the hull
21:40:00 <MickeyDundee> what a shot placement
21:40:00 <MickeyDundee> "Johny, what the fuck man! The crew bailed out and you are still shooting it!"
21:40:05 <MickeyDundee> fuckk
21:40:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh shit
21:40:11 <Demob> next thing it looks like he logged off. no, his computer was turned off ... BY POLICE
21:40:34 <Demob> his chat log was used to convict 2 of his mates, and he was charged with being an accessory (to murder) but was let off
21:40:38 <MickeyDundee> fuck dont scare me man, I dont want my house raided because im posting ohhh neptune memes lol
21:40:50 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol MickeyDundee
21:40:58 <MickeyDundee> thats fucking bonkers demob
21:41:00 <MickeyDundee> "Yes carl, I want to make sure its fucking dead!"
21:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there we go
21:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 5 running panthers in the world
21:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:41:00 <MickeyDundee> see the one that german bloke was hiding in his basement lol
21:41:00 <MickeyDundee> and the army dragged it out and completely fucked it
21:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah didnt see that one
21:41:00 <MickeyDundee> its fucking bonkers man
21:41:00 <MickeyDundee> it was in working order lol
21:41:00 <MickeyDundee> good to go on the front line
21:41:02 <Demob> nobody i knew was friends with him
21:41:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> and no i never knew that about the clicker thing
21:41:09 <MickeyDundee> did they have static ip's back then?
21:41:13 <Demob> it still bothers me some innocent guy lost his life
21:41:47 <MickeyDundee> yeah snoopy, the germans jerried (mind my pun lol) and yeah they would cycle the mauser bolts. Alot of GI's died like that
21:41:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh does anyone remember that dude who set up his house so anyone on the net who had the ip addy could go on and fuck with his life
21:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there was a dude who was restoring one
21:42:00 <MickeyDundee> https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-33381772
21:42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he went to some dudes house to pick up a engine and gearbox for it and spent 850K to buy it
21:42:10 <MickeyDundee> vaguely snoop
21:42:12 <Demob> no?
21:42:22 <Demob> 'fuck with his life'?
21:42:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got on once and flipped the remote control car he had lol
21:42:38 <MickeyDundee> yeah you could fuck around with his shit demob
21:42:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah you could turn his stereo on or the lights or even turn his tv on
21:42:46 <Demob> remotely? weird but cool
21:42:54 <MickeyDundee> didnt shit go crazy though?
21:43:00 <Demob> haha
21:43:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah they are pricey lol
21:43:00 <MickeyDundee> dont make em anymore
21:43:00 <MickeyDundee> Imagine calling up porsche and seeing if they are able to service your ferdinand tank
21:43:04 <Demob> OF COURSE
21:43:06 <MickeyDundee> from memory he got swatted or someshit
21:43:22 * Demob been swatted before it was even called swatting
21:43:36 <MickeyDundee> farkkkk snooooopy
21:43:42 <MickeyDundee> i found the perfect oh neptune for me
21:43:43 <Demob> some crazy ex made a fake report to crimestoppers that some jail escapee was at my house hiding
21:43:47 <MickeyDundee> your gonna fucking cummm so hard
21:43:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wonder what happened to that dude
21:43:59 <MickeyDundee> https://funnyjunk.com/Oh+neptune+dump/funny-pictures/5921731/#52167b_5921287
21:44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
21:44:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> alright here i go baby
21:44:31 <MickeyDundee> enjoy lol
21:44:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> omfg
21:44:42 <MickeyDundee> hahaha
21:44:46 * Snoopys_Gunship faps hard as hall
21:44:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> hell
21:45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol remember the dude FPS Russia
21:45:04 <MickeyDundee> mother nature just pissed her pantiesssss!
21:45:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh that reminds me
21:45:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> where the fuck is Bonny
21:45:24 <MickeyDundee> cleaning her BAR out
21:45:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh yeah thats right
21:46:00 <MickeyDundee> fuckkkkk
21:46:00 <MickeyDundee> the car door?
21:46:00 <MickeyDundee> almost cut him in half!!
21:46:32 <Demob> anyone here on NDIS or know someone who is?
21:46:33 <MickeyDundee> lmfao demob
21:46:44 <MickeyDundee> cops turn your house upseide down?
21:46:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaBgxgjqZCE at the 20 second mark its like the fucker winked at me
21:47:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> my son was suppose too be
21:47:04 <Demob> no but i had full auto HK's and steyr AUGs pointed at me
21:47:21 <Demob> and there were snipers in trees and everything. crazy
21:47:39 <MickeyDundee> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
21:47:43 <Demob> the only people who knew it happened were a neighbour and me. they were so quiet that nobody was woken up (was about 3am)
21:47:49 <MickeyDundee> fuck they must have been viet bring backs lmfao
21:48:00 <Demob> one of the snipers had a half length ladder to go over fences
21:48:00 <MickeyDundee> https://youtu.be/O8-azG3Iokk
21:48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh snap
21:48:03 <Demob> it was mental
21:48:11 <MickeyDundee> faaaaaaaark
21:48:13 <Demob> they thought a jail escapee was hiding here
21:48:25 <MickeyDundee> talk about overkill fuck me dead lol
21:48:26 <Demob> for a couple of minutes they made me think he was hiding in ceiling or some shit
21:48:37 <Demob> i never even heard of the guy and the cops could see it was a bs report
21:48:53 <Demob> tony somethinh
21:48:58 <MickeyDundee> mockbel lmfao
21:49:00 <MickeyDundee> ouf
21:49:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah he had really good videos
21:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Tt6ULYyNg
21:49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there is the dude i was thining of
21:49:00 <MickeyDundee> yes Ive seen that!
21:49:04 <Demob> something*
21:49:08 <Demob> lol nah
21:49:35 <MickeyDundee> did they atleast apologise lol?
21:49:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok i just saw seomthing that is second to the A-19
21:49:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> A-10
21:49:49 <Demob> yeah actually they did
21:49:59 <MickeyDundee> yeah man thats fucking bonkers
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> I think the builder of that panther died shortly after he completed it
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> he got to drive it
21:50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you seen the build of it
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> amazing tanks
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> but the americans had the right idea
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> churn em out
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> and make em modular
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> so if they get hit in the transmission up front its easy to replace
21:50:00 <MickeyDundee> engine is easy to replace
21:50:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lrfdzU8k4k
21:50:23 <MickeyDundee> ahhh yes the gunships lol
21:50:27 <Demob> the freakiest part was they were so stealth besides me and a neighbour they rang to get him out of his house, nobody knew it happened!
21:50:29 <Demob> so stealth
21:50:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> this video gets me hard
21:50:52 <MickeyDundee> yeah man they are quite as fuck
21:50:57 <MickeyDundee> probably ex spec ops
21:51:00 <MickeyDundee> the german stuff
21:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh it come to australia
21:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well ill be fucked
21:51:00 <MickeyDundee> have you seen the A7V in canberra?
21:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in canberra
21:51:00 <MickeyDundee> only one left in existance
21:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i thought it was in ipswich lol
21:51:00 <MickeyDundee> i saw it in canberra man
21:51:00 <MickeyDundee> about 2 years ago at the war museum
21:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i saw it in ipswich
21:52:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck what a spin out its the only one
21:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> did you touch it
21:52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or should i say the bubble it is it
21:52:00 <MickeyDundee> no when I say it, it was behind pexiglass wall
21:53:00 <MickeyDundee> cant let the peasants touch it now can we lol
21:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i did
21:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what a experience i had
21:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it was at the ipswich rail muesum
21:53:01 <Demob> besides some higher rank local station cops it was STAR force
21:53:08 <Demob> at least 6 of them
21:53:08 <MickeyDundee> yeah man
21:53:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh shit
21:53:20 <MickeyDundee> snoopy did you ever hear about that b17 i think it was
21:53:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> wanna know the most sneakest cunts out there
21:53:23 <MickeyDundee> that landed by itself?
21:53:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> no
21:53:34 <Demob> brb barney banana
21:53:38 <MickeyDundee> yeah it was fucked, and the crew bailed
21:53:44 <MickeyDundee> and it kept fluing and ended up landing itself
21:53:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh shit
21:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nice
21:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually from memory its on loan to the war muesum because it actually belongs at the rail muesum
21:54:00 <MickeyDundee> could have been on loan to canberra
21:54:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah i think you are right man
21:54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> because it was captured by a qld infantry unit
21:54:00 <MickeyDundee> yes
21:54:13 <MickeyDundee> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqz6U2feviA
21:54:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> the Gurkhas are the most sneakest cunts ive been the pleasure of serving with
21:54:39 <Demob> brrtt
21:54:51 <MickeyDundee> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
21:54:59 <MickeyDundee> those are the indians arnt they?
21:55:00 <MickeyDundee> I heard germany wanted it back and the australian government told them to fuck off lol
21:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats it lol
21:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they have a write up about it at 2/14 LHR
21:55:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> we were walking along this field and next thing i know i get this tap on the shoulder
21:55:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> turn around and BOOM there one is im like fuck where did you come from
21:55:26 <MickeyDundee> lmfao hahaha
21:55:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> he laughed and told me to lay down because i was dead lol
21:55:30 <MickeyDundee> I am very very sneaky sir
21:56:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah man lol
21:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol yeh
21:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think i got photos of it too
21:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill have to have a dig around
21:56:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah I got some, but they turned out shit cause its a fucking dark room
21:57:00 <MickeyDundee> i was droooooling over the original (including paint) BF109 and me202 they had there
21:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahhh see when i saw it and touched the bubble it was bright as fuck :D
21:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh true
21:57:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah man, in canberra its all in a dark shed sorta thing
21:57:00 <MickeyDundee> like dark as fuck
21:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i would love to goto the war muesum in canberra
21:57:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah I really enjoyed it man
21:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wanna goto the tank muesum in carins too
21:58:00 <MickeyDundee> I love all that shit
21:58:00 <MickeyDundee> get a massive hard on for historical stuff
21:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when i flew into carins i thought hey yeah ill go for a look
21:58:00 <MickeyDundee> should have gone man!!
21:58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but ended up crashing and staring into no mans land on a couch at the airport lol
21:58:00 <MickeyDundee> hahahaha
21:58:37 <Demob> know what australia needs? legalising airsoft
21:58:42 <Demob> fun safe sport
21:59:00 <MickeyDundee> it happens brother
21:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> by the time i got into carins i was on 26 hours no sleep
21:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or was that 24
21:59:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck man you would of been downing mothers like crazy haha
21:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah it was 24 by the time i flew out i was on 29 hours no sleep lol
21:59:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck i couldnt do that lol
21:59:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh wow
22:00:00 <MickeyDundee> i sleep fuck all
22:00:00 <MickeyDundee> but i still crash eventually lol
22:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now by the time i got to sleep i was on 42 hours no sleep
22:00:00 <MickeyDundee> BONNY!
22:00:00 <Bonny> yah?
22:00:00 <MickeyDundee> shieeet
22:00:00 <MickeyDundee> just making sure you are still awake lol
22:00:00 <Bonny> lol
22:00:00 <MickeyDundee> hahaha
22:00:00 <^bozojim> I am here too
22:00:00 <MickeyDundee> bozo!!
22:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit sorry 38 hours i cant count
22:00:47 <MickeyDundee> yeah man I agree with you demob
22:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i woke at 10am monday morning and didnt get to sleep till midnight tuesday night
22:01:00 <MickeyDundee> fodase!
22:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it would of been earlier if my son actually got to sleep at 8 instrad of midnight
22:01:03 <MickeyDundee> we got some stupid laws man
22:01:03 <Demob> anything to get out of the house
22:01:21 <Demob> im in SA but i understand how much lockdowns suck
22:01:56 <Demob> i can feel my lumbar going into spasm brb
22:02:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck brother its bonkers here in victoria
22:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and i would of gotten my rocks off that night too but i had to wait an extra day lol
22:02:00 <MickeyDundee> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen your roof is getting lost between the lichen and the moss! and your border isnt where it ought to beeeee! Give it back that old appeal with a visit from roof seal! 1300 36 70 70 OUF OUF
22:02:00 <Bonny> wtf?
22:02:08 <MickeyDundee> BONNY
22:03:00 <Bonny> wb MickeyDundee
22:03:00 <Bonny> sorry about that
22:03:00 <MickeyDundee> wtf happened lol
22:03:00 <Bonny> no idea
22:03:00 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
22:03:00 <Bonny> eddie has some script that kicked you
22:03:00 <MickeyDundee> farrrk dont tell me this is worldchat lol
22:03:00 <Bonny> lol
22:03:00 <Bonny> no
22:03:00 <MickeyDundee> eddieeeee wtf man!
22:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hang on let me try something
22:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen your roof is getting lost between the lichen and the moss! and your border isnt where it ought to beeeee! Give it back that old appeal with a visit from roof seal! 1300 36 70 70 OUF OUF
22:04:00 <MickeyDundee> eddie doesnt like me
22:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol his script is probably going nuts right now lol
22:04:00 <MickeyDundee> lol
22:04:00 <Bonny> it could be you're opped, snoops
22:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im protected and cant be kicked lol
22:04:00 <Bonny> yup
22:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh right hold on
22:04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> `deop
22:04:00 <MickeyDundee> Give emmm da booooot govnaaaaa
22:04:47 * MickeyDundee stocks up his redpill dispenser
22:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope :(
22:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> `voice
22:05:00 <Bonny> but you can't be kicked anyway
22:05:00 <MickeyDundee> nah eddie doesnt like me brother lol
22:05:00 <Bonny> you are 2nd in command
22:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup in the 2IC here :D
22:05:00 <Bonny> yup.. :)
22:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bring me back to my army days sometimes lol
22:05:00 <Bonny> lol
22:05:00 <MickeyDundee> brb little one is awake
22:05:00 <Bonny> ok
22:05:04 <MickeyDundee> anybody want a red pill
22:05:05 <MickeyDundee> ?
22:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got made acting 2ic because i use to give the LT hell and the sgt loved it lol
22:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok
22:06:00 <Bonny> lol
22:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that and i knew the Sgt from my cadet days lol
22:06:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> red pill
22:06:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes please
22:06:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait what does it do ;)
22:07:00 <Bonny> ahhhh
22:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is now a WO2 up in townsville
22:07:00 <Bonny> cool
22:07:01 * MickeyDundee hands snoopy a redpill....
22:07:14 * MickeyDundee "Trump won......... Bigly!"
22:07:35 <MickeyDundee> first redpill snoopy? lol
22:07:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep :D
22:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh shit
22:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats what i gotta find
22:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hold on
22:08:00 <Bonny> ok
22:08:03 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
22:08:09 <MickeyDundee> told ya man, im a meme war vet
22:08:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> lolcyeh
22:09:19 <MickeyDundee> this one's on the house brother
22:09:32 * MickeyDundee gives snoopy another redpill
22:09:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> :O
22:09:51 * MickeyDundee "Big Pharma and Big Government dont give a fuck about your health"
22:10:00 <MickeyDundee> back
22:10:00 <Bonny> wb
22:10:00 <Bonny> snoops went to find something
22:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i thought i had a video of dopey darryl reveseing his car
22:10:00 <Bonny> lol
22:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but i found something better that MickeyDundee might like one day
22:10:00 <MickeyDundee> thank you :)
22:10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got video of me walking around the Boxer
22:10:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah thats right
22:10:42 <MickeyDundee> ever hear about the US government giving a black community sypholis
22:10:48 <MickeyDundee> without their knowledge
22:10:53 <MickeyDundee> to test and see what happens, how it spread
22:11:00 <MickeyDundee> back in the 60s i think
22:11:00 <MickeyDundee> Who would win? The US and her allies with the might of the largest economies and military complex OR some mountain goat herder?
22:11:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah never heard that
22:11:43 <MickeyDundee> google the "Tuskegee syphlis study"
22:12:00 <Bonny> the us and allies
22:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.jarmuipar.hu/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/PR_Image_Boxer.jpg
22:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> for Bonny lol
22:12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> some moutain goat fucker
22:12:09 <MickeyDundee> fuck thats 3 today lol
22:12:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
22:12:48 <MickeyDundee> thats enough redpills for today lol
22:12:56 <MickeyDundee> orelse you guys are gonna boot me
22:12:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> i will tomorrow but for now i gotta fly like a hooker on heat
22:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> even tho the US has a arty that can pin point some goat fucker 42km away within a few cms lol
22:13:00 <MickeyDundee> my money is on the goat fuckers and the rice farmers
22:13:00 <MickeyDundee> lol
22:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he can still be the worlds best hide and seek champion
22:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh have you seen that meme
22:13:00 <MickeyDundee> which one?
22:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hang on let me get it
22:13:03 <MickeyDundee> lmfao!
22:13:08 <MickeyDundee> make sure you google it!
22:13:11 <MickeyDundee> it will fucking blow your mind
22:13:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> i will as its one of the last things ill see and first things i see tomorrow morning
22:13:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> till later MickeyDundee peave bro and have a good one
22:13:36 <MickeyDundee> too good brother!
22:13:39 <MickeyDundee> you too my man!
22:13:43 <MickeyDundee> take care and speak tomorrow
22:13:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> seeya Demob and Bonny
22:13:54 <MickeyDundee> BONNY!
22:14:00 <MickeyDundee> fuck I really need to get a second monitor going again
22:14:09 <Demob> snoop, seen 'good kill'?
22:14:19 <Demob> 2009 or 2010 film
22:15:00 <Bonny> :)
22:15:00 <MickeyDundee> my second one shit the bed a few weeks ago!
22:15:00 <Bonny> lol
22:15:21 <Demob> in some game - one of the black ops, theres a part where you're in a warthog and you can use 3 different weapons... omg it was so realistic looking
22:15:38 <Demob> look like real FLIR footage
22:15:47 <Demob> except, without the ramifications
22:15:58 <Demob> bc i dont want to kill anymore
22:16:00 <MickeyDundee> what you get up to today bonny?
22:16:00 <Bonny> nothing much
22:16:00 <Bonny> picked up shopping
22:16:00 <MickeyDundee> see mum?
22:16:00 <Bonny> I do online grocery shopping and then pick up
22:16:00 <Bonny> nah will do that tomorrow
22:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/78/40/1251934844-Bin-Laden-VS-Malaysian-Jet.jpg
22:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it wsas like this
22:16:39 <MickeyDundee> he
22:16:40 <Bonny> back
22:16:46 <MickeyDundee> he's gone for the evening demob
22:16:49 <Bonny> yup
22:16:49 <MickeyDundee> BONNY!
22:16:53 <Bonny> MickeyDundee
22:16:56 <MickeyDundee> bonny I got a proposition for you
22:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but down the bottom it had hold my beer
22:17:01 <Bonny> oh shit lol
22:17:06 <Bonny> bonny's bar?
22:17:06 <Demob> one of the games in black ops is a top-down 1980s looking game which kinda looks like rambo for c64, except... better
22:17:19 <Demob> dammit stop making me talk about gaming
22:17:20 <MickeyDundee> YES!
22:17:25 <MickeyDundee> #bonnysbar
22:17:25 <Bonny> nah lol
22:17:31 <Demob> lol
22:17:36 <MickeyDundee> commonnnn
22:17:38 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
22:17:40 <Bonny> lol
22:18:00 <MickeyDundee> faaaaaaaaark thats a dark one snoopy lol
22:18:00 <MickeyDundee> nice bonny@
22:18:00 <MickeyDundee> !*
22:18:00 <Bonny> :)
22:18:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah we do online shopping now and ge it delivered
22:18:01 Quit: Snoopys_Gunship ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:18:43 <Demob> btw... if anyone needs any help or xbox 360 modding (and some ps4 too) let me know
22:19:00 <MickeyDundee> can't wait for this shit to be all over
22:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
22:19:00 <MickeyDundee> I miss going out and about
22:19:00 <Bonny> yeah you have to pay to get it delivered that's why I do pick up
22:19:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah, but I cbf lol
22:19:00 <Bonny> and I love doing it online as you don't blow your budget
22:19:00 <Bonny> lol
22:19:00 <MickeyDundee> and its a massive pain in the ass taking the little ones
22:19:00 <Bonny> yeah it's not easy
22:19:00 <MickeyDundee> ahhh yeah cause you can see how much you are spending
22:19:00 <Bonny> yup
22:19:00 <MickeyDundee> I remember going to costco for the first time
22:19:19 <MickeyDundee> bro didnt know you were into old games haha
22:19:23 <Demob> iegally cant say 'it plays burned discs' but there are legit reasons to get an xbox 360 for modding
22:19:34 <MickeyDundee> I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 on the ps2 all afternoon
22:19:38 <Demob> hehe i havent been playing much lately. this covid shit is on my nerves
22:19:43 <Demob> awesome!
22:19:53 <MickeyDundee> Can you repair PS2s?
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> ill get this
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> and that
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> and this
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> faaaark the bill after lmfao
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> never again
22:20:00 <Bonny> lol
22:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway its that time of the night again
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> have to take a calculator
22:20:00 <Bonny> night night Snoopys_Gunship.. :)
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> take care my man!!!
22:20:00 <^bozojim> night Snoopys_Gunship
22:20:00 <MickeyDundee> good talking :)
22:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> night night both of you and speak yo yas tomorrow
22:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> night ^bozojim
22:20:07 <Demob> depends, whats wrong with it?
22:20:07 <MickeyDundee> my fat has a fucked laser and the disc tray doesnt open.
22:20:51 <Demob> i can tell u know the tray isnt opening because the belt has perished a bit and lengthed
22:21:00 <Bonny> yup same time eh?
22:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> same bat time same bat channel
22:21:00 <Bonny> cool
22:21:00 <Bonny> sleep well ok
22:21:00 <MickeyDundee> brb guys
22:21:00 <Bonny> ok MickeyDundee
22:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill try ;)
22:21:00 <Bonny> :)
22:21:06 <Demob> its a 20 cent part but people charge 100 bucks for it. you can do it urself
22:21:35 <Demob> it happens on a few consoles... the xbox 360 is famous for it too. "the love tap" to try and slap the console at right time after ejecting
22:22:03 <Demob> which model ps2 is it?
22:22:19 <MickeyDundee> its the fat one
22:22:27 <Demob> ahh nice.
22:22:34 <Demob> do you have the network part for it?
22:22:34 <MickeyDundee> i'd have to go into my games room to find the specific model
22:22:38 <MickeyDundee> no
22:22:48 <MickeyDundee> and i know the laser is fucked
22:22:50 <Demob> have u got free mcboot?
22:22:55 <MickeyDundee> no
22:22:59 <MickeyDundee> its chipped
22:23:02 <MickeyDundee> to play burnt games
22:23:05 <Demob> ah good
22:23:08 <MickeyDundee> but that was done in the 2000s when I was a kid
22:23:25 <MickeyDundee> I nicked my brother in laws skinny ps2 so I can play games
22:23:26 <Demob> heh yep there were a ton of different modchips
22:23:32 <MickeyDundee> but its not chipped so I can't play my burnt games
22:24:06 <Demob> u could buy a free mcboot memory card from ebay
22:24:16 <Demob> then u can play burned games
22:24:17 <MickeyDundee> its not mine so I dont want to fuck with it bro
22:24:31 <MickeyDundee> my one then yeah I'd go nuts haha
22:24:31 <Demob> fair enough
22:24:43 <MickeyDundee> I got a dreamcast aswell
22:24:52 <MickeyDundee> that fucker I just burn games and it reads it bahahahaha
22:25:04 <Demob> ooh
22:25:09 <Demob> hehe yeah
22:25:54 <Demob> i dont have a dreamcast
22:26:02 <Demob> i do have a sega megadrive
22:26:08 <Demob> and a mega-cd
22:26:39 <MickeyDundee> I got a mega drive aswell
22:26:43 <MickeyDundee> not the mega cd
22:26:55 <Demob> easy to burn discs for
22:27:02 <MickeyDundee> hahaha thats awesome
22:27:08 <MickeyDundee> did the megacd have any decent games?
22:27:20 <Demob> https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/y0PevwtK/
22:27:38 <Demob> not really man theyre basically same looking games but with actual cd audio on them
22:27:53 <Demob> i have a cart that takes microSD cards
22:28:05 <Demob> what i like about sega mostly, is the shoot-em-ups
22:28:13 <Demob> its sad they died
22:29:06 <MickeyDundee> yeah man
22:29:21 <MickeyDundee> fuck the ps1 looks like dog ass today hahaha
22:29:27 <Demob> haha yeah
22:29:32 <MickeyDundee> I replayed metal gear solid when i hurt myself
22:29:34 <Demob> i dont know how we played some of these games
22:29:36 <MickeyDundee> and was like fuck me deaaaaad
22:29:39 <Demob> so slow, so ugly
22:29:40 <MickeyDundee> lol
22:29:42 <MickeyDundee> yeah man
22:29:51 <Demob> syphon filter
22:30:03 <Demob> wtf man i remember seeing this and saying "this looks fucking amazing!"
22:31:00 <Bonny> lol
22:31:06 <Demob> i got a ps classic (the mini) because they are awesome to mod
22:31:14 <Demob> but the games look and feel like dogshit now
22:32:00 <ld0g> i dont have to goto court tomorrow
22:32:00 <ld0g> just have to check in with lawyer
22:32:00 <Bonny> oh you don't?
22:32:00 <ld0g> got haircut for nothing
22:32:00 <ld0g> :D
22:32:00 <Bonny> hehehe
22:32:00 <Bonny> so why don't you need to go to court tomorrow?
22:32:00 <Bonny> cos of rehab?
22:32:14 <Demob> i have a modded ps4
22:32:24 <Demob> i have 2 ps4's but one is for online, and its updated
22:32:36 <Demob> but the modded one, i keep offline. i dont want to lose this exploit
22:32:51 <Demob> which can happen automatically by accident
22:33:00 <ld0g> nah he said coz its only a sentence mention that i dont need to appear
22:33:00 <Bonny> cool
22:33:00 <ld0g> just have to message him in the morning and he phones into the court
22:33:00 <ld0g> and sorts it
22:33:00 <Bonny> good
22:33:00 <ld0g> but i got court monday
22:33:00 <Bonny> which one is that one? for dealing or using?
22:33:00 <ld0g> thats when i get put into the drug court program
22:34:00 <ld0g> atm im on assessment
22:34:00 <Bonny> ok
22:34:00 <ld0g> monday is drug court via the magistrates
22:34:00 <ld0g> tomm is district court
22:34:00 <Bonny> well you should do fine there.. :)
22:34:23 <Demob> i put one of those 3.5" addons for phat ps4, and have a 4Tb hdd in it
22:34:49 <Demob> which holds a couple, but id prefer much more. the /ps4 folder i have access to is massive
22:35:00 <ld0g> district court is the important one but lawyer said they'll just follow what drug court says
22:35:00 <Bonny> oh good
22:35:04 <Demob> one source i have has over 140Tb of roms
22:35:34 <Demob> anyway
22:36:00 <ld0g> ive only had the one relapse and positive test come back so if the judge says anything to it least ive been honest
22:36:00 <Bonny> yup
22:36:00 <ld0g> thats in 3 months
22:36:00 <Bonny> yes once in 3 months should be fine
22:36:00 <ld0g> havent been drug free like this in over a decade'
22:36:00 <Bonny> you're not perfect
22:36:00 <ld0g> its different feeling
22:36:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:36:09 <MickeyDundee> fuck i just snapped my headphones
22:36:20 <MickeyDundee> fuck syphon filter!
22:36:38 <MickeyDundee> hahaha nice man!!
22:36:42 <MickeyDundee> i got a xbox one
22:36:47 <MickeyDundee> but my kids mainly play on it
22:37:00 <Bonny> rehab will be good for you
22:37:00 <ld0g> ive been told im only a few people away from rehab too but i missed pre entry group today cos i slept in
22:37:00 <ld0g> hopoefully they dont push me back
22:37:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:37:00 <Bonny> isn't that he 2nd time you missed it?
22:37:00 <ld0g> yeah i was sick last week
22:38:00 <ld0g> and this week
22:38:00 <Bonny> ok
22:38:00 <ld0g> should be right cant strress about shit like that
22:38:00 <Bonny> nah that's right
22:38:00 <ld0g> ive been going to there tuesday smart groups
22:38:00 <Bonny> how have you been finding that?
22:38:00 <ld0g> but thats anon and they dont take your name down
22:38:00 <ld0g> umm yeah its ok
22:38:04 <Demob> i have an xb1 also. the only console i own thats never been hacked (for piracy) and those shitty account sharing scams are not hacking
22:38:45 <MickeyDundee> i just let mine be lol
22:38:55 <MickeyDundee> the older shit yeah im jack sparrow
22:39:00 <Bonny> has it been helpful
22:39:00 <ld0g> gets a bit mundane after a while
22:39:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:39:00 <ld0g> think the first one was
22:39:00 <Bonny> cool
22:39:00 <ld0g> second one on tuesday was ok i guess but didnt get too much from it
22:39:00 <ld0g> i need to push them for one on one counselling
22:39:59 <Demob> hehe
22:40:00 <ld0g> which i havent got yet and all the others seem too
22:40:00 <ld0g> dunno why they didnt get that to me
22:40:00 <Bonny> prolly short staff?
22:40:00 <ld0g> could be that or i come across as to clean cut'
22:40:00 <Bonny> hmmm
22:40:43 <MickeyDundee> fuck man i miss the 90s and 2000s
22:40:52 <Demob> me too
22:41:00 <Bonny> maybe at the next session ask them about the one on one
22:41:00 <ld0g> yeah i was goin today but i missed it so next week i will
22:41:00 <Bonny> cool
22:41:15 <MickeyDundee> we live in a clown world now bro
22:42:00 <ld0g> ive been given 6 sessions via referral from docs to see a psyychologist but earliest they can get me in october
22:42:00 <Bonny> oh wow
22:42:03 <Demob> i went to bunnings today. damn i need blinkers on when i go to them
22:42:11 <MickeyDundee> hahahahaha
22:42:12 <Demob> i saw these benchtops
22:42:14 <MickeyDundee> yeah same brother
22:42:19 <Demob> hangon i made an imgur
22:42:28 <MickeyDundee> go fucking bonkers in the tool section
22:42:36 <Demob> https://imgur.com/a/3SMh9c2
22:42:44 <Demob> i want one of these for a workbench in my garage
22:42:49 <MickeyDundee> I got like 4 estwing hammers at home and somehow a new one follows me home
22:43:00 <Demob> what i have now is ok for stuff to work on, unless i need to hammer or something
22:43:00 <Bonny> did they do a care plan for that?
22:43:00 <ld0g> imagine everyone is busy when it comes to mental health
22:43:00 <ld0g> yeah
22:43:00 <Bonny> yeah good
22:43:07 <Demob> i need a thick solid bench like that
22:43:16 <MickeyDundee> yeah man
22:44:00 <ld0g> this rate i wont be sentenced until next year some time
22:44:00 <Bonny> yah
22:44:00 <ld0g> which is good in a way as i wouldve finished all there drug diversion porograms and or rehab
22:44:11 <Demob> rode home on my bike with a 20m 15amp thick extension cable... riding back 4 km
22:44:20 <Demob> i was praying please dont see me, policeman
22:44:29 <Demob> was a nice day for a ride
22:44:44 <Demob> im almost certain SA will get locked down soon too
22:45:00 <Bonny> yup
22:45:00 <Bonny> you won't be jailed tho
22:45:00 <ld0g> yeah i dont think so but who knows it up to the judge
22:45:00 <Bonny> as they will see that you've been reformed
22:45:07 <Demob> NZ locked down for 1 case
22:45:27 <Demob> when i say ride i mean on bicycle
22:45:44 <Demob> great cardio
22:46:00 <ld0g> yeah true
22:46:00 <ld0g> better not fine me heaps i would rather community service
22:46:00 <ld0g> i'll mention that to my lawyer
22:46:41 <Bonny> yeah the ACT went into lockdown for 1 case
22:47:00 <ld0g> closer to the date
22:47:00 <Bonny> yup
22:47:56 <MickeyDundee> clown world
22:48:00 <ld0g> hopefully by july next year can move on
22:48:00 <Bonny> yeah
22:48:15 <ld0g> -+
22:50:00 <ld0g> better have some heroin over the weekend to throw a spanner in the works
22:50:00 <Bonny> no
22:50:58 <Demob> yep
22:51:00 <ld0g> :P
22:51:53 <MickeyDundee> see those PCR tests
22:52:08 <MickeyDundee> can't tell the difference between covid and influenza
22:52:13 <Demob> yah
22:52:17 <MickeyDundee> so for all we know all these cases are the Flu
22:53:54 <MickeyDundee> fuck that 4 today
22:55:28 <Demob> i made a mistake
22:55:37 <Demob> "Good Kill" is from 2014
22:55:40 <Demob> i think i said 2010
22:55:48 <Demob> the one with ethan hawk
22:56:16 <MickeyDundee> game or movie?
22:58:01 <Demob> movie
22:58:06 <Demob> its appropos
22:58:18 <Demob> about killing afghans/taliban by drone
22:58:44 <Demob> brb checking where my new hdd is
22:58:47 <MickeyDundee> fuck lol
22:58:50 <Demob> (on amazon tracking)
22:58:57 <MickeyDundee> see those cunts dancing in the nightclub to drake?
22:59:07 <MickeyDundee> they "liberated" a night club
22:59:16 <MickeyDundee> and the cunts are dancing to drake with their ak's and m4s
22:59:20 <MickeyDundee> fucking bonkers
22:59:39 <Demob> stop this foul language, MickeyDundee. we are wearwolves, not swearwolves
22:59:45 <MickeyDundee> https://youtu.be/WQoZz5B7SIE
22:59:58 <MickeyDundee> sorry mate I can't help myself at times
23:00:15 <Demob> i accidently bit my cholestorol tablets. cant get taste out
23:00:21 <Demob> hehe im just joking
23:00:26 <Demob> its from a film. hilarious moment
23:00:31 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
23:00:43 <Demob> 'what we do in shadows' or something like that
23:00:47 <Demob> comedy horror from NZ
23:02:15 <Demob> lol did u see the news, with that teacher from utah?
23:02:23 <Demob> she started her first lesson going full retard
23:02:31 <Demob> and was fired next day for it
23:02:57 <Demob> everyones extra stressed, i know
23:03:21 <Demob> i know why stuff like this happens. its an adrenalin dump. i see it a lot in 'freakout' vids
23:03:56 <Demob> most people dont know how to handle it. you need to practice, and use it as a weapon, not a negative asset
23:04:20 <Demob> like the 'racist lady on train'
23:05:33 <MickeyDundee> i got whiff of that teacher but didnt look further into it
23:05:37 <MickeyDundee> the US is fucked now
23:05:44 <Demob> in more ways than 1
23:05:55 <MickeyDundee> their military is too focused on fighting trans rights
23:06:03 <Demob> theyve just armed the craziest most dangerous group of people in the world
23:06:04 <MickeyDundee> whilst china and russia are ramping up
23:06:05 <Demob> thats my concern
23:06:10 <MickeyDundee> yeah man that was fucking bonkers
23:06:12 <Demob> night vision, everything
23:06:19 <MickeyDundee> the amount of gear they left there.... Fuckkk meee!
23:06:32 <Demob> makes me angry
23:06:43 <Demob> remember 'misdrops' of weapons under obama?
23:06:44 <MickeyDundee> yeah man, if you ask me it was done on purpose
23:06:48 <Bonny> that's fucked leaving gear behind for the enemy to pick up
23:06:56 <MickeyDundee> I remember fast and furious that happened under obama
23:07:03 <Demob> im not convinced they were accidental
23:07:05 <MickeyDundee> fuck i feel another redpill coming along
23:07:21 <Demob> yeah and amerians get shot with those guns that thet 'walked over the border'
23:07:37 <MickeyDundee> Fast and furious was when Obama smuggled weapons onto mexico to arm up the cartels.......
23:07:44 <MickeyDundee> yeah exactly man
23:07:45 <Demob> this talbian take over will make fast n furious look like playschool
23:07:57 <MickeyDundee> all done on purpose brother
23:08:12 <MickeyDundee> what are your thoughts on the audits going on in the states?
23:08:18 <Demob> where did snoop go?
23:08:22 <Bonny> home
23:08:26 <Demob> ah
23:08:31 <Bonny> he finished work
23:08:39 <Bonny> he will be on tomorrow during the day
23:08:47 <Bonny> as he finishes early tomorrow
23:09:06 * Bonny hugz electrohead
23:09:10 <Bonny> o/~
23:09:28 <+^bozojim> hi electrohead
23:09:37 <Bonny> he will appear
23:09:53 <MickeyDundee> he's gone awol for the night
23:10:05 <Bonny> he has been sleeping.. it's morning there now
23:10:33 <MickeyDundee> where is he now?
23:10:37 <Bonny> at home
23:10:40 <Bonny> he works from home
23:10:53 <MickeyDundee> how is it morning there lol
23:11:01 <Bonny> he is in america that's how
23:11:02 * MickeyDundee very confucious
23:11:10 <MickeyDundee> snoop?
23:11:15 <Bonny> no I'm talking about electrohead
23:11:19 <MickeyDundee> Ohhhhhhhh
23:11:24 <Bonny> lol
23:11:32 <MickeyDundee> ignore me
23:11:32 <MickeyDundee> lol
23:11:34 <Bonny> lol
23:11:44 <Bonny> snoops has finished work
23:11:52 <MickeyDundee> yeah :)
23:12:02 <Demob> oh
23:12:54 <MickeyDundee> fuck im so tired
23:12:59 <MickeyDundee> had a rough night last night
23:13:00 <eddie> yerp my script.. for that W!@%$@!er that used to shit me off..
23:13:00 <MickeyDundee> back
23:13:07 <Bonny> didn't sleep well?
23:13:11 <MickeyDundee> never do bonny
23:13:16 <MickeyDundee> havent slept well in years
23:13:18 <Bonny> cos of pain?
23:13:23 <MickeyDundee> yeap
23:13:29 <Bonny> that's bad
23:13:32 <MickeyDundee> pain and i get this feeling of discomfort
23:13:35 <MickeyDundee> I can't explain it
23:13:38 <Demob> u have chronic pain roo?
23:13:48 <MickeyDundee> you know when you lie down for a long time and you need to move?
23:13:48 <Demob> too*
23:13:49 <Demob> lol
23:13:52 <Bonny> yup
23:13:54 <MickeyDundee> im like that with my ankle but a few seconds in
23:13:55 <MickeyDundee> yeah brother
23:14:07 <MickeyDundee> ive been fucked for like 6 years
23:14:15 <Bonny> that's a long time
23:14:16 <Demob> damn :(
23:14:23 <MickeyDundee> its fucked man
23:14:26 <MickeyDundee> you aswell demo?
23:14:29 <Demob> it is
23:15:00 <ld0g> im sorry i dont mean to piss any1 off .. besides electrohead
23:15:04 <Demob> i have a few issues, like post thrombosis syndrome, which is nerve damage, and i broke my right kneecap 15 or so years ago, had 2 operations, i can walk but it aches, especially on cold mornings
23:15:15 <MickeyDundee> fuck that sucks man
23:15:20 <Demob> apart from pain medicine the only thing i can do is exercise more
23:15:25 <MickeyDundee> ive had 3 ankle reconstructions
23:15:28 <Demob> thats why i go for burns on my pushbike
23:15:33 <MickeyDundee> yeah man
23:15:47 <MickeyDundee> weather change fucks me hard
23:15:53 <Demob> the last orthopedic expert couldnt believe i can lift my right leg up while laying down
23:15:58 <Demob> "omg how can you do that??"
23:16:05 <Demob> because hes seen the x-rays
23:16:21 <Bonny> that's good you can do that
23:16:25 <Demob> the way i did it is massive and hardcore exercise
23:16:28 <MickeyDundee> yeah man really good brother!
23:16:32 <MickeyDundee> how'd you fuck yourself?
23:16:35 <MickeyDundee> car accident?
23:16:38 <Demob> haha no
23:16:40 <Demob> i was drunk
23:16:43 <Bonny> lol
23:16:49 <Demob> and tripped and fell on the corner of a gutter
23:16:53 <MickeyDundee> shitttttt
23:16:56 <Demob> right into middle of kneecap, it shattered
23:16:58 <Demob> into 9 pieces
23:17:02 <Bonny> wow
23:17:03 <MickeyDundee> fuck me dead
23:17:10 <Bonny> did you get the kneecap replaced?
23:17:33 <Demob> its fucked. i need a tkr (total knee replacement) but when i spoke to this ortho he said "maybe in 10 to 15 years but i wouldnt risk it right now, you are young"
23:17:44 <Demob> he means if the tkr surgery fails
23:17:48 <Demob> which is common
23:17:51 <Bonny> yeah
23:17:53 <MickeyDundee> fuck man thats bad bro
23:17:55 <Bonny> can be worse for you
23:17:56 <MickeyDundee> sorry to hear
23:18:07 <Demob> if it fails, i can walk on this leg now. even run, but if they fail the surgery i get amputated
23:18:10 <MickeyDundee> mine was fucked, but not as fucked as yours
23:18:15 <Demob> hey its ok it was my fault
23:18:16 <Bonny> fuck
23:18:24 <Bonny> self inflicted eh
23:18:36 <MickeyDundee> yeah I wouldn't risk it
23:18:38 <Demob> if you saw me in the street, unless it was a bad pain day you wouldnt know i have a bad knee
23:18:45 <Bonny> cool
23:18:56 <Bonny> and you did that with exercise
23:18:56 <MickeyDundee> they are talking ankle fusion for me or a neurostimulator device into the back of my spin
23:19:00 <MickeyDundee> who you pissing off mate?
23:19:03 <MickeyDundee> im am really iffy with both
23:19:06 <Demob> it freaks doctors out cos the tendon from kneecap isnt connected so they dont understnad how i can do this. i understand
23:19:13 <Demob> i did 100s of km on a pushbike
23:19:19 <Bonny> wow
23:19:23 <MickeyDundee> mongooose?
23:19:23 <MickeyDundee> lol
23:19:25 <Demob> a physio i used to see told me to get a bike
23:19:29 <Demob> as therapy
23:19:33 <Bonny> good advice
23:19:44 <Demob> nah i have a mtb by diamondback
23:19:48 <MickeyDundee> ahh nice
23:19:56 <MickeyDundee> I was told to get a pushie
23:20:03 <MickeyDundee> but fuck man I dont trust my ankle
23:20:09 <Bonny> that might help your ankle
23:20:14 <MickeyDundee> yeah i undertand bonny
23:20:22 <MickeyDundee> im just worried ill fall and fuck it again
23:20:27 <Bonny> it's better than getting a fusion done
23:20:40 <MickeyDundee> yeah but if i fuck it then fusion is the only solution
23:20:47 <Bonny> yeah true
23:20:52 <MickeyDundee> The surgeon told me to be careful not to damage it any further
23:21:02 <Bonny> ok
23:21:11 <MickeyDundee> hence why I can't do my old work
23:21:16 <Bonny> yes true
23:21:20 <Bonny> sham
23:21:20 <Bonny> e
23:21:21 <Demob> because some days i walk with a limp, it fucks up my lumbar region. it goes into spasm
23:21:30 <Bonny> oh wow
23:21:34 <MickeyDundee> yeah man I get that sometimes too demob
23:21:37 <Demob> im having that right now
23:21:42 <MickeyDundee> my right ankle is fucked
23:21:52 <MickeyDundee> sometimes my left leg will ache, from compensating
23:22:00 <ld0g> nobody
23:22:08 <Demob> lyrica is awesome for nerve pain, but it affects my co-ordination and i dont like that. like being drunk but without the feel-good happiness
23:22:21 <MickeyDundee> lol I tried that shit
23:22:27 <MickeyDundee> im on gabapentin now
23:22:32 <MickeyDundee> does sweeeeet fuck all
23:22:32 <Demob> for osteo pain, i am on warfarin so aspir and NSAIDs i cant use
23:22:40 <MickeyDundee> lyrica made me extremely aggressive
23:22:49 <Demob> i have a metabolism issue with APAP (paracetamol)
23:23:00 <Demob> so im on oxycodone
23:23:00 <MickeyDundee> ahk
23:23:06 <Demob> i dont like it
23:23:10 <Bonny> does the oxy help, Demob?
23:23:19 <Demob> a bit but it comes at a cost
23:23:24 <Bonny> ok
23:23:30 <MickeyDundee> fuckkkkk
23:23:39 <MickeyDundee> oxycodone's are the best shit ever
23:23:49 <Demob> only before you tolerate them bro
23:23:56 <MickeyDundee> I was on them for a week
23:23:59 <MickeyDundee> swear to god brother
23:24:02 <MickeyDundee> i went to the moon
23:24:17 <Demob> now, if i have an emergency in hospital and need quick pain relief i tell them my oxycodone dose and they put the morphine away and get the fent
23:24:33 <MickeyDundee> fentanyl?
23:24:39 <Demob> yah
23:24:48 <MickeyDundee> I need something for the pain now as I've been cut off
23:24:54 <MickeyDundee> nothing fucking works though
23:24:57 <MickeyDundee> other than the hard shit
23:24:58 <Demob> ouch
23:25:01 <Demob> DDU?
23:25:06 <MickeyDundee> whats that man?
23:25:14 <Demob> the people the doctor rings for authorisation to prescribe
23:25:19 <MickeyDundee> im doing pain management.... so they fucking cut me off everything
23:25:23 <Demob> drugs of dependence movie
23:25:29 <MickeyDundee> nah havent been through that yet
23:26:00 <electrohead> besides me?
23:26:00 <electrohead> why say that, and what the fuck did I do to you, other than call you out on some bullshit and drug habits?
23:26:00 <MickeyDundee> DING DING DING DING
23:26:00 <MickeyDundee> WEEEEELCOMEEEE TO THE MCMMMMM AREEEEENA!
23:26:03 <Demob> if u can live without it u should
23:26:11 <MickeyDundee> struggling brother
23:26:23 <MickeyDundee> spent many nights climbing the walls brother
23:26:50 <MickeyDundee> me and the mrs havent slept together ever since i hurt myself
23:26:54 <MickeyDundee> as I keep her up all night
23:26:55 <Bonny> wow
23:26:55 <Demob> 'dark night of the soul'
23:27:00 <MickeyDundee> IN THE BLUE CORNER, WEIGHING IN 120 POUNDS IS THE MEAN, GREEEN FIGHTING MACINE ELECTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEAAAAAAAAD!
23:27:00 <electrohead> Aaaand you're a certain type of special as well, I see
23:27:04 <Demob> i have those pretty regularly
23:27:14 <MickeyDundee> ill go on the couch, then if one of the kids wake up ill take them to my bed
23:27:22 <MickeyDundee> then im back and forth all night between the couch and the beds
23:27:37 <Demob> hehe
23:27:38 <MickeyDundee> i dont wish this shit on anybody, its fucking driving me bonkers
23:27:51 <MickeyDundee> then eventually Ill fall asleep.
23:28:00 <MickeyDundee> ANNNDDDDD IN THE REEEEED CORNER, WEIGHING IN 117 POUNDS IS THE NEW, HYPED UPPPPPP AND READY TO FIGHTTTTTTTT 1d0G!!!!!
23:28:00 <MickeyDundee> listen you guys, I want a nice clean fight ok?
23:28:00 <MickeyDundee> just having a laugh electrohead lol
23:28:00 <electrohead> MickeyDundee: hey now, on a complete serious note, you wouldn't really want that, FYI
23:28:00 <MickeyDundee> a clean fight?
23:28:05 <MickeyDundee> sometimes 5, sometimes at 7
23:28:25 <Demob> that sucks :(
23:28:53 <MickeyDundee> yeah its shit man but life is a cunt
23:29:00 <electrohead> if you knew anything about me, well.. you'd understand ld0g would end up in the hospital for a reeaallyy long time
23:29:00 <MickeyDundee> lol common man, we are all just here talking shit
23:29:00 <MickeyDundee> I dont know either of you guys lol
23:29:00 <electrohead> Yeah I know :P
23:29:00 <MickeyDundee> :)
23:29:00 <Bonny> o/~
23:29:49 * Demob hands out barney bananas
23:30:00 <electrohead> The talking shit part, however, I'm not a huge fan of. Sure, I may play into it, but.. I fucking hate it.
23:30:00 <MickeyDundee> i hate liars dont get me wrong, but I ment talking shit as in literally talking about shit lol
23:30:10 <MickeyDundee> thanks mate lo
23:30:11 <MickeyDundee> lol
23:30:30 <MickeyDundee> demob when you did it, did it hurt?
23:30:41 <MickeyDundee> or where you that out of it?
23:31:00 <electrohead> You're a goof.
23:31:00 <electrohead> :p
23:31:00 <MickeyDundee> ;)
23:31:00 <MickeyDundee> better than being a dickhead I guess lmfao
23:31:00 <electrohead> lmaop
23:31:00 <electrohead> lmao *
23:31:17 Join: stiffy ([email protected]) to #Australia
23:31:17 Mode: (by Bonny) +v stiffy
23:31:21 <Bonny> wb stiffy
23:31:37 <stiffy> hello
23:31:37 * MickeyDundee starts writing a petition
23:31:51 <MickeyDundee> do you guys mind signing this petition for me?
23:31:58 <Bonny> what does it say?
23:32:13 <MickeyDundee> ohhh this one isnt for you bonny
23:32:17 * MickeyDundee hides petition
23:32:28 <Bonny> lol
23:32:44 <MickeyDundee> its for the creation of a channel on AustNet called #bonnysbar
23:32:49 <Bonny> lol
23:32:56 <MickeyDundee> :P
23:33:07 <Bonny> don't need another channel.. there wouldn't be much chat in it
23:33:18 <MickeyDundee> thats what you think hahaha
23:33:36 <MickeyDundee> just pulling your leg haha
23:33:55 <stiffy> what distro is everyone using
23:34:00 <MickeyDundee> whats long, green and smells like pork?
23:34:00 <Bonny> a moulding vagina?
23:34:00 <MickeyDundee> kermit the frogs finger
23:34:00 <Bonny> lol
23:34:00 <MickeyDundee> hehe
23:34:09 <MickeyDundee> whats a distro?
23:34:25 <stiffy> linux distribution
23:34:55 <MickeyDundee> ahk
23:35:06 <MickeyDundee> im on windows brother.... Im a pleb
23:35:32 <MickeyDundee> ra ra ra rasputin
23:35:59 <MickeyDundee> fuck that boney M cunt had some awesome dance moves
23:37:18 <Demob> kali here
23:39:00 <ld0g> heheheh
23:41:14 <Demob> whats planned for the weekend u guys?
23:41:19 <MickeyDundee> fuck all man
23:41:22 <MickeyDundee> cant do or go anywhere
23:41:27 <Bonny> lockdown
23:41:30 <MickeyDundee> yup
23:41:59 <MickeyDundee> Victoria.....The prison state
23:42:44 <MickeyDundee> you brother?
23:43:00 <Bonny> silence is golden
23:43:06 <electrohead> o/
23:43:15 * Bonny hugz electrohead
23:43:17 <MickeyDundee> once the lockdown is over, im going to flinder street to get signatures on my petition
23:43:18 <Bonny> o/~
23:43:25 <Bonny> lol
23:43:28 <MickeyDundee> electrohead, you want to sign my petition
23:43:47 <electrohead> eh
23:43:49 <electrohead> lol
23:43:53 <electrohead> what's it about?
23:43:58 <MickeyDundee> would you please sign this petition good sir?
23:44:13 <MickeyDundee> I am petitioning to have a channel on Austnet called #bonnysbar
23:44:54 <Demob> why?
23:45:09 <MickeyDundee> why not lol
23:45:19 <MickeyDundee> mate ive been in there all night
23:45:22 <MickeyDundee> im gonna make it a thing
23:45:44 <MickeyDundee> its a meme channel
23:46:39 <electrohead> great, another channel that will have .. a total of 4 people, lol
23:46:50 <MickeyDundee> it will have the best 4 people
23:47:42 <MickeyDundee> Hey bonny
23:47:47 <Bonny> yah?
23:47:55 <MickeyDundee> jump on it, its your bar after all!!!
23:53:00 <MickeyDundee> :)
23:57:00 <MickeyDundee> thanks mate lol
23:57:00 <Bonny> ta electrohead.. :)
23:59:00 <ld0g> thanks mate
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