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00:00 <^bozojim> where you said
00:00 <Bonny> wb MickeyD
00:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
00:00 <MickeyD> thanks bonny
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me drunk
00:00 * MickeyD is now known as MickeyDundee
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im ticklish on my inner thighs
01:00 <Bonny> oh wow ok
01:00 <MickeyDundee> hahaha
01:00 <Bonny> does the missus know?
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but she more scratches the fuck out of me then tickle me lol
01:00 <Bonny> I like being scratched
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont
01:00 <Bonny> does she do it hard?
02:00 <Bonny> I like my back scratched
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ever since dad invited some fuckwits from bundy to mums wake and they were kinky and when i got up from near them the bitch got her nails and dug them into my back and dragged them down it as i got up
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> made me bleed
02:00 <Bonny> now that's bad
03:00 <MickeyDundee> thats pretty fucked up man
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sarah tries to scratch me but only does it lightly
03:00 <Bonny> yeah it is
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah man i turned around and told her to fuck off
03:00 <Bonny> yeah lightly is ok
03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> apparently tho she asked my brother if he wanted a 3 some
03:00 <Bonny> gawd
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he poured his drink all over them and told them to fuck off home
04:00 <Bonny> yeah they were there for the wake
04:00 <Bonny> that's disgusting
04:00 <MickeyDundee> pretty fucked up especially at a wake
04:00 <Bonny> yup
04:00 <MickeyDundee> some people are just cooked man
04:00 <Bonny> yeah
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> they were lucky that i was holding it goether or i would of put them both 6ft under
05:00 <Bonny> yeah
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we didnt start the fire
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Bonny
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> did i tell you
07:00 <Bonny> no
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the bank paid the builder today
08:00 <Bonny> yay
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or was that yesterday lol
08:00 <Bonny> yesterday
08:00 <Bonny> was that the final payment?
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so now my final stage of my house can go ahead :D
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah final payment is on handovewr
08:00 <MickeyDundee> nice!
08:00 <Bonny> ok
08:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah handover is always final pay
08:00 <Bonny> cool
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hopefully only a month to go :D
09:00 <Bonny> yeah
09:00 <MickeyDundee> as a builder you always have to make sure the money is in the bank before you hand the keys over
09:00 <MickeyDundee> lol learned that in my diploma
09:00 <Bonny> cool.. :)
09:00 <MickeyDundee> otherwise they move in and your in trouble to get the final payment lmfao
09:00 <Bonny> yeah 
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think my last payment is about 112K
09:00 <Bonny> cool
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but yeah MickeyDundee when the builder sends the invoice we get the email from them BUT then a few minutes later we got a email from our broker AND a phone call from them the next day lol
11:00 <MickeyDundee> :)
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and then when we sign it and sent it back we go straight to our broker and she sends it to the bank
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the only time we have had to deal with the bank is when we signed the paperwork
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the builder the only time we have dealt with them besides the invocies is when we wanted to put the myplace in our home
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9LQZ5tdys&list=RDMM&index=8 good ready up song :D
18:00 <Bonny> wb wireshark
32:00 <^bozojim> awww
32:00 <Bonny> you can sit with us too ^bozojim
05:00 <electrohead> ugh
05:00 <Bonny> hello electrohead
05:00 <electrohead> I love it when companies beat (you) around the bush, when looking for information and quotes
05:00 <electrohead> fucking people
05:00 <electrohead> hey Bonny 
05:00 <electrohead> save me please
05:00 <electrohead> lol
06:00 <Bonny> what are you looking for exactly?
10:00 <electrohead> a certain type of software
10:00 <Bonny> ok
11:00 <electrohead> it's just a hassle trying to deal with some people, heh
11:00 <Bonny> yeah
11:00 <Bonny> is it part of your job?
12:00 <electrohead> yeah
12:00 <Bonny> cool
22:00 <Bonny> I'm off to bed.. night night
22:00 <Bonny> :D
22:00 <Bonny> o/~
26:00 <electrohead> okies, goodnight :)
26:00 <electrohead> *hugz*
28:26 Topic Is: Welcome to #Australia.. Land Downunder..
28:26 Set By: (Bonny) on: Sun Aug 08 16:58:22 2021
28:26 <MickeyDundee> as a builder you always have to make sure the money is in the bank before you hand the keys over
28:26 <MickeyDundee> lol learned that in my diploma
28:26 <Bonny> cool.. :)
28:26 <MickeyDundee> otherwise they move in and your in trouble to get the final payment lmfao
28:26 <Bonny> yeah
28:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think my last payment is about 112K
28:26 <Bonny> cool
28:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> but yeah MickeyDundee when the builder sends the invoice we get the email from them BUT then a few minutes later we got a email from our broker AND a phone call from them the next day lol
28:26 <MickeyDundee> :)
28:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> and then when we sign it and sent it back we go straight to our broker and she sends it to the bank
28:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> the only time we have had to deal with the bank is when we signed the paperwork
28:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> and the builder the only time we have dealt with them besides the invocies is when we wanted to put the myplace in our home
28:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn9LQZ5tdys&list=RDMM&index=8 good ready up song :D
28:26 Quit: wireshark ([email protected]) [Ping timeout: 121 seconds]
28:26 Join: wireshark ([email protected]) to #Australia
28:26 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +v wireshark
28:26 <Bonny> wb wireshark
30:00 <Bonny> hey MickeyDundee
31:00 <Bonny> hey Demob
31:00 <Bonny> hey everyone
31:00 <Demob> hi bonny
31:00 <Bonny> how are you?
34:00 <Demob> a bit annoyed because i have to go mow the lawn
34:00 <Demob> :)
35:00 <Bonny> that's annoying.. hehehe
36:00 <Demob> yep
36:00 <Demob> when i moved in here there was no lawn, it was a desert
37:00 <Bonny> so who grew the lawn?
37:00 <Bonny> you?
03:00 <MickeyDundee> Hello :)
03:00 <MickeyDundee> all well?
07:00 <MickeyDundee> bbl, little one wants to play minecraft together
08:00 <Bonny> ok..  talk later.. :)
12:00 <Demob> i grew the lawn sure
12:00 <Bonny> cool
05:00 <MickeyDundee> back
05:00 <MickeyDundee> everybody keeping weel?
43:51 <Bonny> lol
43:51 <Bonny> hahahaha
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> if there is 9 birds in a tree and a hunter shoots one how many are left in the tree
43:51 <Bonny> none
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> why
43:51 <Bonny> cos they all flew away
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> bingo
43:51 <Bonny> :)
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh here is a tricky one
43:51 <Bonny> ok
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> there is a plane crash on the border or NSW and QLD, where do you bury the surviours
43:51 <Bonny> you don't they're alive
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> awww tricky lol
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok hold on im going to find the tricky one i cant remember that well
43:51 <MickeyDundee> back
43:51 <Bonny> wb MickeyDundee
43:51 <MickeyDundee> ty
43:51 <MickeyDundee> :)
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> wb MickeyDundee
43:51 <Bonny> yw
43:51 <MickeyDundee> thank you all
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
43:51 <MickeyDundee> day 1 day 2 and day 3
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
43:51 <Bonny> yesterday, today and tomorrow
43:51 <MickeyDundee> dunno lol
43:51 <MickeyDundee> nice bonny!
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup
43:51 <Bonny> yay
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
43:51 <MickeyDundee> why do abbo's have one nostril bigger than the other?
43:51 <^bozojim> could be just one day
43:51 <MickeyDundee> dunno snoopy lol
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> no idea MickeyDundee
43:51 <doggyrat> hello Snoopys_Gunship
43:51 <^bozojim> as todat is yesterdays tomorrow
43:51 <doggyrat> hello MickeyDundee
43:51 <^bozojim> today
43:51 <doggyrat> hello Bonny
43:51 <MickeyDundee> one is for unleaded and the other is for diesel
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
43:51 <Bonny> hi doggyrat
43:51 <MickeyDundee> hey doggyrat
43:51 <Bonny> lol MickeyDundee
43:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> What stairs? You live in a one-story house.
43:51 <Bonny> yes that's true, snoops
43:51 <doggyrat> Snoopys_Gunship: how is the construction of your house going
44:03 <MickeyDundee> they are installing the stairs doggyrat
44:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> slow doggyrat
44:12 <Bonny> lol MickeyDundee
44:17 <MickeyDundee> lol
44:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> Always in you, Sometimes on you;
44:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> If I surround you, I can kill you.
44:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> What am I?
44:49 <Bonny> bacteria
44:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
45:04 <MickeyDundee> How was the grand canyon formed? Two jews dropped a quatre down a rabbit hole
45:12 <Bonny> rofl
45:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaa
45:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> answer is water
45:36 <MickeyDundee> how do you silence an italian?
45:37 <Bonny> good answer
45:51 <MickeyDundee> tie their hands behind their back
47:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
47:37 <doggyrat> Snoopys_Gunship: i got a new video of my other scope , that is not that good is has to be centered, but for this i have to print a new mount for the brackets
47:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
48:05 <Bonny> mr and mrs bigger
48:11 <MickeyDundee> all 3
48:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
48:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> The baby, because he is a little bigger.
48:32 <MickeyDundee> hrmmm
48:36 <Bonny> lol
48:38 <MickeyDundee> fuck lol hahaha
48:41 <MickeyDundee> i got a harsh one
48:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahah
48:43 <Bonny> hahahahahaha
48:48 <MickeyDundee> what do you call an abbo going down a water slide?
49:08 <Bonny> no idea
49:08 <MickeyDundee> sewage
49:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> sewage
49:11 <Bonny> lol
49:12 <MickeyDundee> hahahaha lol
49:15 <Bonny> lol
49:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> I do not have any special powers, but I can predict the score of any football game before it begins. How can I do this?
49:16 <MickeyDundee> good one snoopy lol
49:29 <MickeyDundee> you are the scoreboard?
49:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope
49:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> Well, the score before any football game is always zero to zero!
49:45 <Bonny> durr
49:58 <MickeyDundee> huuurrrrr lol
50:21 <MickeyDundee> 3 germans walk into a BAR
50:28 <MickeyDundee> ......
50:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahahaha
50:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh my fucking god
50:47 <Snoopys_Gunship> hang on that reminds me of something
50:49 <MickeyDundee> I knew you'd get that one snoopy hahahahahahaa
50:56 <Bonny> lol
51:02 <MickeyDundee> get it bonny?
51:05 <Bonny> yup
51:10 <MickeyDundee> nice!
51:21 <Bonny> :)
53:18 <MickeyDundee> what do women and a 747 have in common?
53:20 <Bonny> why was the blonde washing her hair in the kitchen sink?
53:30 <MickeyDundee> I dont know bonny lol
53:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> a guy was walking along when he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and a geniue comes out of it, ill give you 3 wishes and 3 only, the guy stands there for a while and goes ok i got my first one, everytime i cum i want me cock to go brrrrrt like the canon on the A10..... the genuie is dumbfounded and grants him the wish and says alright you got 3 wishes that was classic and is on me
53:38 <Bonny> it's cos that's where you wash the vegies
53:46 <MickeyDundee> lmfao BONNY
54:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> dear fuck Bonny
54:18 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
54:34 <Bonny> lol
54:35 <MickeyDundee> "what do women and a 747 have in common" Both have flaps and a cockpit
54:43 <Bonny> ehem
54:44 <Bonny> lol
54:47 <MickeyDundee> lol
54:57 * Bonny checks her flaps
55:03 <MickeyDundee> ohh gosh lmfao
55:05 <Bonny> lol
55:07 <MickeyDundee> still there?
55:10 <Bonny> yup
55:14 <MickeyDundee> hahaha
55:22 * Snoopys_Gunship dies
55:23 <Bonny> hehe
55:43 * Snoopys_Gunship checks my flaps too
55:47 <Bonny> lol
57:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep all there
57:16 <Bonny> lol
57:48 <Bonny> brb
57:53 <MickeyDundee> too good bonny
59:10 <MickeyDundee> bbl
59:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok
00:15 <Bonny> back
00:22 <MickeyDundee> fuck it ill go in another 5-10 lol
00:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> wb
00:32 * Bonny whips MickeyDundee on the {{BUTT}} really hard!!!
00:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> where were you going
00:39 <MickeyDundee> lol
00:42 <Bonny> lol
00:50 * Snoopys_Gunship whips ^bozojim with a wet noodle!
01:15 <MickeyDundee> you a coookin with a wet nooooodle
01:17 * ^bozojim feels lovesd
01:31 <Bonny> there he is
01:40 <Bonny> are you cybering, ^bozojim?
01:54 <MickeyDundee> whats cybering? help the noob out here
02:05 <MickeyDundee> OH OH OH
02:08 <MickeyDundee> snoopy and bony
02:09 <^bozojim> No I am not
02:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
02:17 <^bozojim> I am on with the ladies
02:17 <Bonny> lol just stirring
02:18 <MickeyDundee> Why are camels called ships of the desert?
02:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> im cybering myself
02:26 <Bonny> lol
02:37 <Bonny> ooer ladies
02:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> no idea MickeyDundee lol
02:39 <MickeyDundee> cause they are full of arab semen
02:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
02:45 <Bonny> lol
02:52 <^bozojim> lol
02:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> classic
03:00 <Bonny> lol
03:06 <MickeyDundee> honk honk lol
03:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy shit
03:35 <MickeyDundee> this chatroom is the shit
03:39 <MickeyDundee> the other one was shit
03:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
03:48 <Bonny> lol
04:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> jesus walks
04:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me drunk
04:40 <MickeyDundee> just had a henekein before
04:52 <MickeyDundee> need to tread carefully with the gabapentin lol
04:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> im going to go home after work and have a jim beam devils cuit
05:02 <MickeyDundee> had some vodka the other night and I was buzzed
05:15 <MickeyDundee> nice man!
05:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> cut even
05:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i cant type
05:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> im so fucking tired
05:33 <MickeyDundee> I got what you were trying to say :)
06:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha glad you did
06:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> because i didnt lol
06:07 <MickeyDundee> :)\
06:10 <MickeyDundee> hahahaha
06:21 <MickeyDundee> I didnt even notice to be honest lol
06:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck well damn
06:53 <Bonny> lol
07:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYF7H_fpc-g
07:47 <MickeyDundee> good old kanye
08:10 <MickeyDundee> you guys ever see that video of the paparazzi outside his house at like 4am and they say "good morning kanye"
08:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol nah
08:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh MickeyDundee
08:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> you seen the video of that guy who plans on doing a quiet fart in the window but lets it rip and scares her
08:50 <MickeyDundee> https://youtu.be/OKWcnNR1zkw
08:59 <MickeyDundee> lmfoa no i havent man hahahaha
09:12 <MickeyDundee> let er ripp potato chip
09:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill find it hold on
09:27 <MickeyDundee> hahahaha
09:32 <Bonny> lol
09:51 <MickeyDundee> I wonder if that paparazzi bloke was italian?..........
09:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_KWcRYYbAU
10:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> watch the cat lol
11:12 <MickeyDundee> FAAAAAAAAARK hahahahahahahahaha
11:25 <Bonny> hahahhahahahahaha
11:28 <MickeyDundee> fuck me lmfao
11:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> i trhink i win tonight :D
11:46 <Bonny> lol
12:17 <Bonny> what do you call a used tampon?
12:35 <Bonny> I said it wrong
12:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh god
12:47 <MickeyDundee> fuck my chest hurts from that one hahahaha
12:51 <Bonny> what do you call a used tampon floating down the river?
12:55 <MickeyDundee> dunnpo lmfao
12:56 * Snoopys_Gunship takes a bow
13:02 <Bonny> a blood vessel
13:05 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
13:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
14:13 <MickeyDundee> A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
14:13 <MickeyDundee> Most Honorable Sir,
14:13 <MickeyDundee> You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
14:13 <MickeyDundee> No fee,
14:13 <MickeyDundee> Chen Lee
14:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oitL1kRPTM 2 different movies in one lol
14:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> gets me fucking turned on
14:43 <Bonny> lol
14:49 <Bonny> that's an old one
14:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> well movie and tv series
15:04 <MickeyDundee> yeah I remember that song
15:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> Jarhead and Generation Kill
16:00 <Bonny> that link takes me to kayne west jesus walks
16:13 <MickeyDundee> yup
16:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> sure does
16:55 <Bonny> ok
16:58 <Bonny> I see it now
17:01 <MickeyDundee> why dont blind people go bungy jumping?
17:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> the video is a take from generation kill, jarhead and greenzone
17:08 <Bonny> ok
17:10 * electrohead yawns and waves
17:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> scares the fuck out of the dog
17:18 <MickeyDundee> fuck lol
17:22 <^bozojim> hello electrohead
17:27 <MickeyDundee> hey matre
17:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> i know that one
17:29 <MickeyDundee> mate**
17:38 <^bozojim> thats right pick on the blind guy
17:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol ^bozojim
17:46 <MickeyDundee> khjbyhagbejk nuyhaghwjkrbhkejasVFafs
18:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> blind guy wanking
18:08 <^bozojim> lol
18:09 <MickeyDundee> faaark
18:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> ahahaha
18:23 <MickeyDundee> you reminded me of that ali g scene where he is chained to the fence with his pants down
18:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
18:43 <Bonny> hey electrohead
18:47 <Bonny> o/~
18:49 <MickeyDundee> ohhh this is a very dirty rail
18:50 * Bonny hugz electrohead
19:30 * Snoopys_Gunship hugz electrohead too
19:49 <MickeyDundee> you get a hug
19:52 <MickeyDundee> you get a hug
19:56 <MickeyDundee> EVERYBODY GETS A HUG!
19:59 * Bonny hugz MickeyDundee
20:01 * Snoopys_Gunship hugz MickeyDundee and goes for the reach around
20:02 <MickeyDundee> hahaha thanks
20:04 <electrohead> \o/
20:05 <Bonny> lol
20:07 <electrohead> hugs for everyone, lol
20:08 <MickeyDundee> ;)
20:31 <MickeyDundee> you would have noticed.......... My middle name isnt horse for no reason
20:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> trust me to come up with that lol
20:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
20:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> Re0w
21:00 <Bonny> lol
21:16 <MickeyDundee> lol
21:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok thats it for me tonight im going to pop smoke and wait for dickhead darryl to rock up
21:57 <MickeyDundee> take it easy brother
21:57 <Bonny> have a good night, snoops..
22:01 <Snoopys_Gunship> seeya all on the flip side
22:01 <Bonny> talk tomorrow
22:03 <MickeyDundee> speak tomorrow
22:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> talk tomorrow indeed
22:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill be well rested then
22:15 <Bonny> oh good
22:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> this having 2 hours sleeping a 48 hour window is crap
22:35 <Bonny> yeah
22:39 <Bonny> it's too much
23:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah get some rest mate
23:04 <MickeyDundee> think of some more jokes
23:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway as they always say if you cant wank by yourself then get a prison friend to help you
23:10 <Bonny> lol
23:12 <Bonny> hahahahahaha
23:16 <MickeyDundee> im good mate lol
23:20 <Bonny> lol
23:29 <electrohead> goofballs, haha
23:37 <Bonny> how is electrohead?
23:43 <electrohead> tired.
23:45 <electrohead> you? lol
23:49 <Bonny> I'm good thanks
23:55 <MickeyDundee> yeah not bad brother
24:52 <Bonny> have you got a cup of coffee there, electrohead?
25:25 <MickeyDundee> Bonny why was hitler Fuhrious?
25:30 <Bonny> why?
25:36 <MickeyDundee> he got the gas bill
25:39 <Bonny> lol
25:43 <Bonny> hahahaha
25:47 <Bonny> good old hitler
25:55 <MickeyDundee> what did hitler say when he found out about auschwits?
26:00 <Bonny> what?
26:11 <MickeyDundee> I said a glass of juice.....Not gas the jews!
26:16 <Bonny> lol
27:04 <MickeyDundee> why are jewish men all circumsised?
27:07 <Bonny> why?
27:22 Quit: Snoopys_Gunship ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
27:24 <MickeyDundee> cause jewish women wont touch anything unless its 1/3 off
27:31 <Bonny> rofl
27:33 <Bonny> lol
27:35 <MickeyDundee> fuck theyre all coming back to me hahaha
27:39 <Bonny> lol
27:46 <Bonny> wait for snoops tommorrow.. ::)
27:53 <MickeyDundee> hahahaa
27:56 <MickeyDundee> will do
28:09 <Bonny> told ya he is a laugh
28:15 <Bonny> and you are too.. :)
28:17 <MickeyDundee> yeah he
28:21 <MickeyDundee> he's good
28:22 <MickeyDundee> :)
28:41 <Bonny> yeah known each other on here for years.. never met in real life tho
29:16 <MickeyDundee> yeah happens when we live in a fucking massive country lol
29:21 <Bonny> yah
29:25 <Bonny> I hope to meet him one day tho
29:26 <MickeyDundee> its good to find a good channel
29:39 <MickeyDundee> how long you been on here bonny?
29:39 <Bonny> it's the people in it that makes it a good channel
29:44 <MickeyDundee> exactly!
29:50 <Bonny> since 1997 on austnet.. 1992 ozorg
29:54 <MickeyDundee> ohh wow
30:01 <Bonny> yes I'm old lol
30:01 * doggyrat knows where bonny lives and now i trying to save money to come to australia
30:05 <MickeyDundee> I was a baby hahahaha
30:08 <Bonny> lol
30:24 <MickeyDundee> I used it for a few years back in about 2003ish
30:29 <Bonny> cool
30:29 <MickeyDundee> then msn messenger took over
30:37 <Bonny> yup I remember that
30:42 <MickeyDundee> good old days
30:53 <Bonny> we used to have a lot of users here but some smart arse decided to steal them all over to discord
31:07 <MickeyDundee> ohh really lol
31:10 <Bonny> yeah
31:12 <MickeyDundee> never used discord
31:13 Join: devnull ([email protected]) to #Australia
31:13 Mode: (by Bonny) +v devnull
31:21 <Bonny> it's nothing special
31:26 <MickeyDundee> shall we beat this somebody with sticks?
31:31 <Bonny> I've tried discord but never liked it
31:39 <MickeyDundee> I dont want any social media
31:40 <Bonny> he used to own #sydney
31:48 <Bonny> yeah I prefer irc
31:49 <MickeyDundee> ahk
32:00 <electrohead> IRC is nice, always liked it
32:05 <Bonny> yeah
32:23 <MickeyDundee> im honestly surprised there isnt an influx of new people coming on from being bored out of their minds at home with the lockdowns
32:24 <doggyrat> in discord there are too many pictures
32:26 <electrohead> I got big into it back when I was a kid, learned all about it, etc.. but, never talked until I got older
32:38 <MickeyDundee> discord or IRC electro?
32:39 <Bonny> lol electrohead
32:41 <Bonny> irc
32:44 <doggyrat> hello electrohead
32:44 <MickeyDundee> ahk
32:53 <MickeyDundee> yeah I used to be ok with it.... Forgot everything
33:02 <Bonny> it will all come back to y9ou
33:03 <Bonny> you*
33:05 <MickeyDundee> took me a few days to get my head around mIRC lol
33:13 <Bonny> lol
33:14 <electrohead> I was young, and was still using windows/DOS, heh
33:24 <electrohead> yeah, mIRC was the client
33:25 <Bonny> yes I used to love dos
33:25 <MickeyDundee> I just remember finding all the girl names and asking them ASL in private chat lmfao
33:47 <Bonny> lol
33:55 <Bonny> cybered with them eh? hehehe
33:59 <Bonny> what are wearing? lol
34:03 <MickeyDundee> tried my best haha
34:05 <MickeyDundee> lmfao
34:06 <Bonny> lol
34:18 <MickeyDundee> listen to this
34:20 <electrohead> "I'm typing on my keyboard thinking of you, oh baby"
34:24 <MickeyDundee> I meet this chick on msn messenger
34:25 <Bonny> lol
34:33 <MickeyDundee> she sent me photos of her and she loook amazing
34:41 <MickeyDundee> meet up with her at my local shopping center
34:45 <MickeyDundee> seadonkey
34:50 <Bonny> lol
34:57 <Bonny> yeah fake pics
35:02 <MickeyDundee> nah it was real pictures
35:04 <MickeyDundee> of her
35:05 <Bonny> oh ok
35:07 <Bonny> but?
35:09 <MickeyDundee> she was just photogenic
35:11 <MickeyDundee> in person faaark
35:12 <MickeyDundee> BBL
35:13 <Bonny> lol
35:14 <Bonny> ok
36:06 <doggyrat> if i gain some more weight i need a wide range lens to take a picture of myself
36:32 <Bonny> well I loss 20 kilos.. 6 more to go
37:17 <doggyrat> you will become a danger for car traffic Bonny
37:22 <Bonny> nah I won't
38:16 <Bonny> ahhhh coffee time.. brb
41:31 <Bonny> back
52:35 <^bozojim> wb
52:39 <Bonny> ta
10:05 * doggyrat is going out into the city
10:19 Part: doggyrat ([email protected]) from #Australia (in time of covid take care and stay safe)
45:20 <MickeyDundee> back
45:59 <Bonny> wb
46:32 <MickeyDundee> :)
46:37 <Bonny> :)
46:38 <MickeyDundee> warming up some soup
46:42 <Bonny> nice
46:43 <MickeyDundee> freaking starving
46:49 <Bonny> you had fish and chips lol
46:58 <MickeyDundee> yeah lol
47:06 <Bonny> lol
47:12 <MickeyDundee> flake and corn jacks mmm
47:22 <Bonny> I'm allergic to fish
47:28 <Bonny> so pass on the flake
47:30 <MickeyDundee> no shit bonny since I hurt myself ive put on like 20k
47:35 <MickeyDundee> yeah I cant eat fish
47:38 <Bonny> oh wow
47:43 <MickeyDundee> only canned tuna and flake lol
47:45 <MickeyDundee> nothing else
47:47 <Bonny> lol
47:49 <Bonny> ok
48:02 <Bonny> I can eat seafood.. I can't eat fish with fins
48:52 <MickeyDundee> fair enough lol
48:59 <MickeyDundee> if its got that fish taste im down
49:02 <MickeyDundee> done******
49:12 <Bonny> the funniest thing is my dad used to run a seafood shop
49:25 <MickeyDundee> noo way haha
49:27 <Bonny> sold fish and seafood
49:28 <Bonny> yup
49:37 <MickeyDundee> with me, i got really sick in Portugal from calamari
49:41 <MickeyDundee> when I was like 8
49:47 <Bonny> and I used to work with my dad.. I used to wear gumboots and gloves
49:48 <MickeyDundee> never could touch fish after that
49:56 <Bonny> oh wow
50:21 <MickeyDundee> gee you would of smelt terrible after work hahahaha
50:25 <Bonny> lol
50:27 <MickeyDundee> i used to work at a butcher
50:31 <Bonny> there is such things as showers.. :P
50:33 <Bonny> cool
50:40 <MickeyDundee> used to come home smelling like pork, lamb and bleach combined
50:46 <Bonny> lol
50:52 <MickeyDundee> :)
50:53 <Bonny> great combo
50:56 <Bonny> :)
51:06 <MickeyDundee> yeah its amazing lol
51:12 <MickeyDundee> doesnt come off in the shower either hahaha
51:16 <MickeyDundee> the bleach anyways
51:41 <Bonny> I used to have customers ask me how a certain fish tasted like etc.. so I'd tell them and they had no clue I couldn't eat the stuff lol
51:51 <Bonny> yeah the bleach is hard to get off
51:52 <MickeyDundee> hahahahahah
52:09 <MickeyDundee> yeah we would clean everything down with a shit tonne of bleach
52:14 <MickeyDundee> every day after school
52:17 <Bonny> oh wow ok
52:26 <MickeyDundee> bleach, soap and water
52:26 <electrohead> https://i.imgur.com/qrhc26M.jpeg
52:34 <Bonny> hello electrohead
52:44 <electrohead> hey :p
52:54 <MickeyDundee> lmfao nice billboard
52:57 <MickeyDundee> fuck peta!
53:02 <Bonny> lol
53:22 <MickeyDundee> they kill soo many animals in america its bonkers
53:22 <Bonny> we're carnivors.. can't change that
53:28 <Bonny> yeah
53:35 <Bonny> large population there tho
53:38 <MickeyDundee> yeah true bonny
53:40 <MickeyDundee> yeah
53:50 <MickeyDundee> they go around and consficate peoples monkeys and lions and shit
53:52 <MickeyDundee> int he states
53:57 <Bonny> ok
54:00 <MickeyDundee> and then they cant look after them cause they got no clue
54:01 <MickeyDundee> and they die
54:07 <Bonny> that's bad
54:09 <MickeyDundee> where as the people who owned them looked after them
54:12 <Bonny> is this true, electrohead?
54:12 <MickeyDundee> yeah its bonkers
54:30 <Bonny> if you can't look after a pet, you shouldn't have one
54:41 <MickeyDundee> yeah but they were looking after them bonny
54:43 <Bonny> I have a cat that my mum looks after
54:46 <Bonny> oh ok
54:55 <MickeyDundee> Peta say that humans cant owns pets because they are like slaves for us
55:02 <MickeyDundee> so they go around and consficate dogs and shit from people
55:09 <MickeyDundee> and exotic animals
55:13 <MickeyDundee> the dogs they put them down
55:15 <electrohead> I have no idea?
55:24 <MickeyDundee> and the exotic animals they got no idea on how to look after them and they get sick and die
55:48 <Bonny> you see I used to live with my parents at one stage and my mum brought home a cat.. and then I moved out and I couldn't have a pet where I was living so I left him with mum and she's been looking after him since and she spoils him and has grown attached to him and the cat has grown attached to my mum..
56:01 <MickeyDundee> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g04oHrpqMJs
56:14 <MickeyDundee> yeah thats awsesome bonny
56:20 <Bonny> yeah
56:23 <MickeyDundee> my grandmother moved in with my parents when my grandfather died
56:26 <MickeyDundee> and they got a pug
56:31 <Bonny> cool
56:34 <MickeyDundee> now the pug and my grandma are like best friends
56:56 <Bonny> well my dad is in a nursing home now so my mum is alone now.. the cat is a good source of comfort for my mum
57:01 <Bonny> great
57:03 <MickeyDundee> that video above explains charities including Peta
57:34 <MickeyDundee> sorry to hear about your dad bonny :(
58:32 <Bonny> he was diagnosed with dementia 9 years ago.. my mum and I looked after him for 8 years.. but he started shitting his pants and we couldn't look after him anymore
58:45 <MickeyDundee> yeah my grandfather was the same
58:52 <MickeyDundee> grandma looked after him for about 4 years
58:56 <Bonny> it was a heartbreaking decision to put him in a home
59:06 <MickeyDundee> and he got really bad, to the point where he would become extremely violent
59:11 <MickeyDundee> mind you he wasnt a voilent man
59:14 <Bonny> that's no good
59:18 <Bonny> yeah
59:19 <MickeyDundee> yeah its very hard
59:22 <MickeyDundee> but he didnt last long
59:26 <Bonny> ok
59:28 <MickeyDundee> in the nursing home
59:32 <Bonny> well my dad is turning 89 in october
59:44 <MickeyDundee> just went downhill real fast and then passed away less than a year being in there
59:46 <Bonny> he has been in the home since march
59:52 <Bonny> wow
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