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19:00 <Bonny> o/~
19:14 <Bonny> o/~
19:31 * Snoopys_Gunship raises his hand
21:00 <electrohead> lol, heya
21:34 <electrohead> lol, heya
21:37 * electrohead hugs Bonny
21:42 * Bonny hugz electrohead
21:51 * Snoopys_Gunship keeps his hand raised
22:00 <electrohead> lol
22:00 <electrohead> hey Snoopys_Gunship :p
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hello electrohead
22:00 <electrohead> goof :p
22:02 <electrohead> lol
22:05 <electrohead> hey Snoopys_Gunship :p
22:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> hello electrohead
22:29 * Snoopys_Gunship continues to keep his hand raised
22:41 <electrohead> goof :p
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i have a question ffs
23:00 <Bonny> ok shoot
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> why is the sky blue
23:00 <Bonny> lol
23:00 <Bonny> why is your dick pink?
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no fucking way
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how did you know
23:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> i have a question ffs
23:15 <Bonny> ok shoot
23:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> why is the sky blue
23:24 <Bonny> lol
23:34 <Bonny> why is your dick pink?
23:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait
23:43 * Snoopys_Gunship looks down
23:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> no fucking way
23:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> how did you know
23:49 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bonny's been spying on me
24:00 <Bonny> yeah all the time
24:00 <Bonny> lol
24:00 <Bonny> where's Mikey?
24:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> Bonny's been spying on me
24:23 <Bonny> yeah all the time
24:25 <Bonny> lol
24:32 <Bonny> where's Mikey?
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont know
25:00 <electrohead> lmao
25:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> dont know
25:20 <electrohead> lmao
25:35 * Bonny slaps electrohead around with an armoured glove.
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooooh thats gotta tickle lol
29:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooooh thats gotta tickle lol
30:00 <Bonny> yup lol
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> rule him with an iron fist
30:04 <Bonny> yup lol
30:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> rule him with an iron fist
30:25 * Snoopys_Gunship sneaks up behind ^bozojim
30:54 * Snoopys_Gunship taps ^bozojim on the shoulder guess who sweetheart ;)
31:00 <Bonny> lol
31:00 <Bonny> lol
33:00 <Mikey> sorry
33:00 <Mikey> kiddies woke up
33:00 <Bonny> ahh there he is..:)
33:00 <Bonny> ahh cool
33:00 <Bonny> that happens
33:00 <Mikey> had to re arrange lol
33:46 <Mikey> sorry
33:50 <Mikey> kiddies woke up
33:52 <Bonny> ahh there he is..:)
33:53 <Bonny> ahh cool
33:55 <Bonny> that happens
33:57 <Mikey> had to re arrange lol
34:00 <Mikey> hey Snoopys_Gunship
34:00 <Mikey> wanna blow your load?
34:00 <Mikey> https://www.tactoys.com.au/products/kar98k-rifle-gel-blaster
34:28 * Snoopys_Gunship gives ^bozojim mouth to mouth
34:31 <Mikey> hey Snoopys_Gunship
34:39 <Mikey> wanna blow your load?
34:49 <Mikey> https://www.tactoys.com.au/products/kar98k-rifle-gel-blaster
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> excuse me while i goto the head
35:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> excuse me while i goto the head
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok back
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyone want a hand shake
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got them nice and sticky ;)
40:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok back
40:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyone want a hand shake
40:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got them nice and sticky ;)
41:00 <Mikey> nah, they taught me at trade school not to piss on my hands bro
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro it aint piss ;)
41:00 <Mikey> faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
41:26 <Mikey> nah, they taught me at trade school not to piss on my hands bro
41:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro it aint piss ;)
41:58 <Mikey> faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
42:00 <Mikey> next time skeet skeet bro lol
42:00 <Mikey> no point it dribbling out haha
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dribbling bro it shot out at 100km/h
42:13 <Mikey> next time skeet skeet bro lol
42:18 <Mikey> no point it dribbling out haha
42:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> dribbling bro it shot out at 100km/h
43:00 <Mikey> what did you do to get it on your hands? Try and catch it?
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
43:00 <Mikey> lol
43:03 <Mikey> what did you do to get it on your hands? Try and catch it?
43:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep
43:51 <Mikey> lol
44:00 <Mikey> spiderman that shit
44:00 <Mikey> spiderman that shit
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahah yeah
44:10 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahah yeah
46:00 <Mikey> did you see that gel blaster I sent you?
46:00 <Mikey> the URL
46:00 <Mikey> before you went and rubbed one out
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro why do you think i went to the toilet for
46:00 <Mikey> lmfao
46:31 <Mikey> did you see that gel blaster I sent you?
46:34 <Mikey> the URL
46:47 <Mikey> before you went and rubbed one out
46:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro why do you think i went to the toilet for
46:58 <Mikey> lmfao
47:00 <Mikey> fuck I want to buy it
47:00 <Mikey> fuck around with the kids in the backyard
47:00 <Mikey> i think its illegal here in vic h=though
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sure is
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> legal as fuck here in qld
47:00 <Mikey> fuck it im still gonna get it
47:00 <Mikey> how fucking retarded is that bro
47:00 <Mikey> I own the real deal legally
47:00 <Mikey> but nope cant own the gel blaster
47:00 <Mikey> lmfao
47:02 <Mikey> fuck I want to buy it
47:09 <Mikey> fuck around with the kids in the backyard
47:24 <Mikey> i think its illegal here in vic h=though
47:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sure is
47:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> legal as fuck here in qld
47:40 <Mikey> fuck it im still gonna get it
47:44 <Mikey> how fucking retarded is that bro
47:52 <Mikey> I own the real deal legally
47:57 <Mikey> but nope cant own the gel blaster
47:58 <Mikey> lmfao
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well sucks to be in vic doesnt it
48:00 <Mikey> cuck state
48:00 <Mikey> cant wait to get the fuck out of here
48:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well sucks to be in vic doesnt it
48:27 <Mikey> cuck state
48:34 <Mikey> cant wait to get the fuck out of here
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
49:00 <Mikey> fucking bad here man
49:00 <Mikey> too many soy boi cuck cunts living in the inner suburbs and the city
49:00 <Mikey> fuck everything for the rest of the state
49:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
49:37 <Mikey> fucking bad here man
49:50 <Mikey> too many soy boi cuck cunts living in the inner suburbs and the city
49:58 <Mikey> fuck everything for the rest of the state
50:00 <Mikey> I had an argument with some inner city cunt on youtube the other dya
50:00 <Bonny> oh yeah?
50:43 <Mikey> I had an argument with some inner city cunt on youtube the other dya
50:50 <Bonny> oh yeah?
51:00 <Mikey> he was complaining that there isnt any room for people and human things in the city
51:00 <Mikey> and that they should turn car parks on the side of the road into parks
51:00 <Bonny> wtf"
51:00 <Mikey> I was like, cunt you fucking live in a city
51:00 <Mikey> stop fucking complaining. If you want room and parks go live in the suburbs
51:00 <Bonny> and there are heaps of empty apartments in the city
51:00 <Mikey> Bonny those cunts vote and whinge and fuck everything
51:00 <Bonny> yup
51:00 <Mikey> thats why they turn car lanes into bike lanes
51:00 <Mikey> car parks into parks
51:01 <Mikey> he was complaining that there isnt any room for people and human things in the city
51:11 <Mikey> and that they should turn car parks on the side of the road into parks
51:21 <Bonny> wtf"
51:21 <Mikey> I was like, cunt you fucking live in a city
51:34 <Mikey> stop fucking complaining. If you want room and parks go live in the suburbs
51:40 <Bonny> and there are heaps of empty apartments in the city
51:42 <Mikey> Bonny those cunts vote and whinge and fuck everything
51:49 <Bonny> yup
51:51 <Mikey> thats why they turn car lanes into bike lanes
51:57 <Mikey> car parks into parks
52:00 <Mikey> and when we, need to go into the city once a year to do shit
52:00 <Mikey> your fucked with traffic and carparks
52:00 <Bonny> yup
52:00 <Mikey> cause they got rid of one whole lane for some fucking to ride his pushbike
52:00 <Bonny> and pay a lot of money to park your car
52:00 <Mikey> Melbourne is fucked now
52:00 <Mikey> yeah
52:00 <Mikey> like I said, too many soft cock soyboi cunts
52:00 <Mikey> fucked the whole state
52:06 <Mikey> and when we, need to go into the city once a year to do shit
52:12 <Mikey> your fucked with traffic and carparks
52:19 <Bonny> yup
52:27 <Mikey> cause they got rid of one whole lane for some fucking to ride his pushbike
52:28 <Bonny> and pay a lot of money to park your car
52:31 <Mikey> Melbourne is fucked now
52:33 <Mikey> yeah
52:42 <Mikey> like I said, too many soft cock soyboi cunts
52:52 <Mikey> fucked the whole state
53:00 <Mikey> fuck im starving
53:00 <Mikey> shit
53:00 <Bonny> have something to eat
53:00 <Mikey> i already have
53:00 <Mikey> when ever I get this really bad pain
53:00 <Bonny> and you're still hungry?
53:00 <Mikey> i get super hungry
53:00 <Mikey> yeah
53:00 <Bonny> oh ok
53:00 <Mikey> all the time
53:29 <Mikey> fuck im starving
53:30 <Mikey> shit
53:35 <Bonny> have something to eat
53:42 <Mikey> i already have
53:48 <Mikey> when ever I get this really bad pain
53:49 <Bonny> and you're still hungry?
53:51 <Mikey> i get super hungry
53:52 <Mikey> yeah
53:55 <Bonny> oh ok
53:56 <Mikey> all the time
54:00 <Mikey> i put on 20-30kg bons since I hurt myself
54:00 <Bonny> well you can't eat too much.. you'll get fat and that would be worse for your ankle
54:00 <Mikey> yeah i know
54:00 <Bonny> that's a lot of weight, Mikey
54:20 <Mikey> i put on 20-30kg bons since I hurt myself
54:23 <Bonny> well you can't eat too much.. you'll get fat and that would be worse for your ankle
54:31 <Mikey> yeah i know
54:51 <Bonny> that's a lot of weight, Mikey
55:00 <Mikey> yeap
55:00 <Mikey> yeap
55:00 <Mikey> i used to be a nice fit young 20's boy
55:00 <Mikey> lol
55:00 <Bonny> yeah you would have been as you were out and about
55:00 <Mikey> from 7-530pm heavy work
55:00 <Mikey> 6 days a week
55:00 <Bonny> yup
55:00 <Mikey> now
55:17 <Mikey> i used to be a nice fit young 20's boy
55:18 <Mikey> lol
55:29 <Bonny> yeah you would have been as you were out and about
55:44 <Mikey> from 7-530pm heavy work
55:48 <Mikey> 6 days a week
55:49 <Bonny> yup
55:51 <Mikey> now
56:00 <Mikey> I sit on my ass and talk to you guys haha
56:00 <Mikey> I sit on my ass and talk to you guys haha
56:00 <Bonny> lol
56:00 <Bonny> are you able to stand on your ankle?  it would be painful trying to stand and walk eh?
56:00 <Mikey> yeah I can walk and all that bonny
56:00 <Mikey> sometimes with a limp
56:00 <Mikey> I just get really bad pains
56:00 <Mikey> and aches
56:03 <Bonny> lol
56:27 <Bonny> are you able to stand on your ankle? it would be painful trying to stand and walk eh?
56:37 <Mikey> yeah I can walk and all that bonny
56:44 <Mikey> sometimes with a limp
56:50 <Mikey> I just get really bad pains
56:52 <Mikey> and aches
57:00 <Mikey> and in bed when im trying to sleep I get uncomfortable
57:00 <Bonny> yeah
57:00 <Mikey> like you know when you are lying down in the same position for ages and you have to move? I get that with my ankle. Ill move and 10 seconds later i need to move again... 10 seconds later it comes back again
57:00 <Bonny> hmmm that's bad
57:07 <Mikey> and in bed when im trying to sleep I get uncomfortable
57:24 <Bonny> yeah
57:41 <Mikey> like you know when you are lying down in the same position for ages and you have to move? I get that with my ankle. Ill move and 10 seconds later i need to move again... 10 seconds later it comes back again
57:54 <Bonny> hmmm that's bad
58:00 <Mikey> yeah
58:00 <Bonny> so it would be difficult to fall asleep easy cos of that
58:27 <Mikey> yeah
58:51 <Bonny> so it would be difficult to fall asleep easy cos of that
59:00 <Mikey> yeah i find it hard every night
59:00 <Bonny> yeah
59:00 <Mikey> every night is a struggle
59:00 <Bonny> yeah..
59:01 <Mikey> yeah i find it hard every night
59:12 <Bonny> yeah
59:17 <Mikey> every night is a struggle
59:24 <Bonny> yeah..
00:00 <Mikey> fuck snoop has been quite lately lol
00:00 <Mikey> even last night
00:00 <Mikey> didnt hear a boo from him hahaha
00:00 <Bonny> might be watching a movie
00:00 <Mikey> fair enough
00:00 <Mikey> yeah im on the couch with the laptop and watching youtube on the tv 
00:09 <Mikey> fuck snoop has been quite lately lol
00:11 <Mikey> even last night
00:18 <Mikey> didnt hear a boo from him hahaha
00:20 <Bonny> might be watching a movie
00:32 <Mikey> fair enough
00:59 <Mikey> yeah im on the couch with the laptop and watching youtube on the tv
01:00 <Mikey> MuLTiTasKinG
01:00 <Bonny> no idea or trying to feed his pet
01:00 <Mikey> his pet mantis?
01:00 <Bonny> yeah
01:00 <Bonny> now it's female
01:00 <Mikey> told him last night to box the cricket in haha
01:00 <Bonny> lol
01:05 <Mikey> MuLTiTasKinG
01:09 <Bonny> no idea or trying to feed his pet
01:18 <Mikey> his pet mantis?
01:22 <Bonny> yeah
01:28 <Bonny> now it's female
01:30 <Mikey> told him last night to box the cricket in haha
01:36 <Bonny> lol
02:00 <Bonny> he is chasing moths I think
02:00 <Mikey> lmfao
02:00 <Bonny> :P
02:00 <Mikey> fuckkk
02:00 <Mikey> i just remembered
02:00 <Bonny> yeah he wants to feed his pet
02:00 <Mikey> fuck what job was it...
02:00 <Mikey> highpoint!
02:16 <Bonny> he is chasing moths I think
02:21 <Mikey> lmfao
02:24 <Bonny> :P
02:27 <Mikey> fuckkk
02:30 <Mikey> i just remembered
02:33 <Bonny> yeah he wants to feed his pet
02:36 <Mikey> fuck what job was it...
02:50 <Mikey> highpoint!
03:00 <Mikey> when I was doing the extension at highpoint shopping center
03:00 <Mikey> we had this massive void in the slab for construction lifts
03:00 <Bonny> ok
03:00 <Mikey> and it rained heaps and filled up the void
03:00 <Mikey> some of the guys went into the shopping center at smoko and bought like 10 goldfish
03:00 <Mikey> and put it into the void lmfao
03:00 <Bonny> lol
03:03 <Mikey> when I was doing the extension at highpoint shopping center
03:26 <Mikey> we had this massive void in the slab for construction lifts
03:32 <Bonny> ok
03:34 <Mikey> and it rained heaps and filled up the void
03:41 <Bonny> ok
03:48 <Mikey> some of the guys went into the shopping center at smoko and bought like 10 goldfish
03:55 <Mikey> and put it into the void lmfao
03:58 <Bonny> lol
04:00 <Mikey> so we had pets
04:00 <Mikey> so we had pets
04:00 <Bonny> crazy lol
04:00 <Mikey> we used to feed them and shit
04:00 <Bonny> lol
04:00 <Mikey> bonny this water was disguisting
04:00 <Mikey> like full of that conrete lime shit
04:00 <Mikey> they didnt care
04:00 <Bonny> yeah how could have gold fish in that?
04:00 <Mikey> dont know
04:00 <Mikey> heres the funny part
04:00 <Mikey> when it came time to put those construction lifts, we had to pump all the water out
04:00 <Bonny> eeks
04:00 <Mikey> and the foreman managed to get them all
04:02 <Bonny> crazy lol
04:03 <Mikey> we used to feed them and shit
04:06 <Bonny> lol
04:10 <Mikey> bonny this water was disguisting
04:18 <Mikey> like full of that conrete lime shit
04:21 <Mikey> they didnt care
04:22 <Bonny> yeah how could have gold fish in that?
04:27 <Mikey> dont know
04:31 <Mikey> heres the funny part
04:46 <Mikey> when it came time to put those construction lifts, we had to pump all the water out
04:51 <Bonny> eeks
04:52 <Mikey> and the foreman managed to get them all
05:00 <Mikey> brought in a fish tank and put them in his office
05:00 <Mikey> brought in a fish tank and put them in his office
05:00 <Mikey> they all died overnight lmfao
05:00 <Mikey> in clean water
05:00 <Bonny> kik
05:00 <Bonny> lol
05:00 <Mikey> hahahah
05:00 <Mikey> yeah that was highpoint shopping center
05:00 <Bonny> cool
05:00 <Mikey> yeah that was highpoint shopping center:)
05:00 <Mikey> fuck
05:04 <Mikey> they all died overnight lmfao
05:08 <Mikey> in clean water
05:08 <Bonny> kik
05:10 <Bonny> lol
05:13 <Mikey> hahahah
05:40 <Mikey> yeah that was highpoint shopping center
05:45 <Bonny> cool
05:57 <Mikey> yeah that was highpoint shopping center:)
05:59 <Mikey> fuck
06:00 <Mikey> sorry
06:00 <Bonny> lol
06:00 <Mikey> next time you go to highpoint just remember I did the new section. Carpark and some of the inside :)
06:00 <Mikey> near the cinema entrance
06:00 <Bonny> that place is far from me lol
06:00 <Mikey> yeah its very far
06:00 <Bonny> yup
06:00 <Mikey> fountain gate was closer lol
06:00 <Mikey> fuck that was far for me everyday
06:00 <Bonny> yeah that's closer to me
06:01 <Mikey> sorry
06:06 <Bonny> lol
06:20 <Mikey> next time you go to highpoint just remember I did the new section. Carpark and some of the inside :)
06:31 <Mikey> near the cinema entrance
06:33 <Bonny> that place is far from me lol
06:40 <Mikey> yeah its very far
06:43 <Bonny> yup
06:46 <Mikey> fountain gate was closer lol
06:51 <Mikey> fuck that was far for me everyday
06:53 <Bonny> yeah that's closer to me
07:00 <Bonny> brb coffee time
07:00 <Mikey> get me some!
07:19 <Bonny> brb coffee time
07:25 <Mikey> get me some!
11:00 <Bonny> how do you drink it?
11:48 <Bonny> how do you drink it?
14:53 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:00 <Mikey> any which way lol
19:00 <Mikey> ill drink anything
19:05 <Mikey> any which way lol
19:13 <Mikey> ill drink anything
27:00 <Bonny> ok
27:58 <Bonny> ok
28:00 <Mikey> thanks bons :D
28:00 <Bonny> nps
28:00 <Mikey> perfect!
28:00 <Bonny> :)
28:00 <Mikey> fuck i need to get up to take my meds but im so comfy
28:04 * Bonny hands Mikey cuppa coffee
28:15 <Mikey> thanks bons :D
28:17 <Bonny> nps
28:20 * Mikey takes a sip
28:25 <Mikey> perfect!
28:27 <Bonny> :)
28:54 <Mikey> fuck i need to get up to take my meds but im so comfy
29:00 <Bonny> :)
29:04 <Bonny> :)
32:00 <Mikey> quite tonight
32:00 <Bonny> yeah.. you get that
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im in wind down mode
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so its the i dont give a fuck night
32:00 <Bonny> last night there
32:19 <Mikey> quite tonight
32:30 <Bonny> yeah.. you get that
32:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> im in wind down mode
32:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> so its the i dont give a fuck night
32:55 <Bonny> last night there
33:00 <Bonny> no snoops till the weekend
33:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe even longer
33:00 <Bonny> oh
33:10 <Bonny> no snoops till the weekend
33:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> maybe even longer
33:46 <Bonny> oh
34:00 <Bonny> I'll miss you
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it all depends how i feel on the weekend and what is happening at work and who is there
34:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
34:12 <Bonny> I'll miss you
34:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> it all depends how i feel on the weekend and what is happening at work and who is there
34:45 <Bonny> ahh ok
35:00 <Mikey> gonna miss you matey
35:00 <Mikey> fuck these past few days flew by with you here lol
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill call my friend who works there and see what is doing on the weekend
35:00 <Bonny> cool
35:08 <Mikey> gonna miss you matey
35:22 <Mikey> fuck these past few days flew by with you here lol
35:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill call my friend who works there and see what is doing on the weekend
35:32 <Bonny> cool
35:36 * Snoopys_Gunship takes a bow
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i shall return
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i will not be gone for long
36:00 <Bonny> ok
36:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> i shall return
36:37 <Snoopys_Gunship> i will not be gone for long
36:40 <Bonny> ok
37:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> when i leave in 4.5 hours and then when i come back it will be like i neve rleft
37:00 <Bonny> cool
37:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> when i leave in 4.5 hours and then when i come back it will be like i neve rleft
37:17 <Bonny> cool
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i picked up the 2 guards today
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was waiting at the wrong end of the airport
38:00 <Bonny> how did you go with jabba?
38:00 <Bonny> lol
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i come up behind them and scared the fuck out of the female guard
38:00 <Bonny> rofl
38:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i picked up the 2 guards today
38:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was waiting at the wrong end of the airport
38:34 <Bonny> how did you go with jabba?
38:41 <Bonny> lol
38:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> i come up behind them and scared the fuck out of the female guard
38:54 <Bonny> rofl
39:00 <Mikey> was she hot?
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> O_o
39:00 <Bonny> snoops thinks jabba is hot
39:00 <Mikey> ill take that as a nooo
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shes late 50s to early 60s
39:00 <Mikey> golden wings brother
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i reckon lefty was trying to get some last night
39:00 <Mikey> lol
39:00 <Bonny> lol
39:03 <Mikey> was she hot?
39:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> O_o
39:26 <Bonny> snoops thinks jabba is hot
39:27 <Mikey> ill take that as a nooo
39:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> shes late 50s to early 60s
39:36 <Mikey> golden wings brother
39:51 <Snoopys_Gunship> i reckon lefty was trying to get some last night
39:56 <Mikey> lol
39:57 <Bonny> lol
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he was hanging with them for dinner
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he was hanging with them for dinner
40:00 <Bonny> lol
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean
40:00 <Mikey> tying to get his dick wet i see
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> going to weipa AND coming back from weipa on both flights lefty was trying to chat the airline chicks up
40:05 <Bonny> lol
40:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> i mean
40:26 <Mikey> tying to get his dick wet i see
40:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> going to weipa AND coming back from weipa on both flights lefty was trying to chat the airline chicks up
41:00 <Bonny> lol
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had to wait a good 20 minutes extra for my food because fuckwit lefty was chatting them up
41:00 <Bonny> does he thinks he has a chance?
41:00 <Mikey> he was probably fucking one of them whilst you were eating
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he thinks he is gods gift to women
41:00 <Mikey> that wasnt turbulance brother
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck
41:05 <Bonny> lol
41:17 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had to wait a good 20 minutes extra for my food because fuckwit lefty was chatting them up
41:30 <Bonny> lol
41:36 <Bonny> does he thinks he has a chance?
41:40 <Mikey> he was probably fucking one of them whilst you were eating
41:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> he thinks he is gods gift to women
41:52 <Bonny> lol
41:53 <Mikey> that wasnt turbulance brother
41:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got him a beauty on monday night
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we had one of the SAF guys leave
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and he asked if we carried guns
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> we said no
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and he is like thats a shame you shojuld
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lefty goes
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i have a gun at home
42:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got him a beauty on monday night
42:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> we had one of the SAF guys leave
42:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> and he asked if we carried guns
42:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> we said no
42:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> and he is like thats a shame you shojuld
42:49 <Snoopys_Gunship> lefty goes
42:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i have a gun at home
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im like no you dont he is talking about real guns like the EF88 or the MAG58
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the SAF bloke laughed and went on his way
43:00 <Bonny> lol
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lefty turns around to me and goes
43:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> im like no you dont he is talking about real guns like the EF88 or the MAG58
43:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> the SAF bloke laughed and went on his way
43:44 <Bonny> lol
43:54 <Snoopys_Gunship> lefty turns around to me and goes
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i got a .357 magnum
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im like yep go hard you can only fire that at a range
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> get this
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he was apparently at the range
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and something went wrong with the pistol he had
44:00 <Mikey> fucking bullshit that you can't shoot a pistol on your own property
44:00 <Mikey> fucking retarded laws we got
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so what did the fucking idiot do
44:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh i got a .357 magnum
44:04 * Mikey sips bonny coffee whilst caressing this Kar98az
44:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> im like yep go hard you can only fire that at a range
44:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck
44:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> get this
44:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> he was apparently at the range
44:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> and something went wrong with the pistol he had
44:47 <Mikey> fucking bullshit that you can't shoot a pistol on your own property
44:52 <Mikey> fucking retarded laws we got
44:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> so what did the fucking idiot do
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> with a loaded jammed pistol
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> with a loaded jammed pistol
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is waving it around
45:00 <Mikey> fuck bro I went skeet shooting with my old man
45:00 <Mikey> was my turn
45:00 <Mikey> went up
45:00 <Mikey> closed my shooting
45:00 <Mikey> skeet went off
45:00 <Mikey> and I shoot
45:00 <Mikey> faaaark biggest kick of my life
45:00 <Mikey> I missed, dads yelling at me to shoot again
45:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> he is waving it around
45:26 <Mikey> fuck bro I went skeet shooting with my old man
45:30 <Mikey> was my turn
45:31 <Mikey> went up
45:35 <Mikey> closed my shooting
45:38 <Mikey> skeet went off
45:40 <Mikey> and I shoot
45:46 <Mikey> faaaark biggest kick of my life
45:55 <Mikey> I missed, dads yelling at me to shoot again
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> THEN apparently he tried to shoot the pistol gangsta style and ended up shooting the roof
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> THEN apparently he tried to shoot the pistol gangsta style and ended up shooting the roof
46:00 <Mikey> pulled the trigger and nothing
46:00 <Mikey> opened it up and both shells went off at the same time on my first pull
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck lol
46:00 <Mikey> 2x 12 gauge at the same time lol
46:01 <Mikey> pulled the trigger and nothing
46:16 <Mikey> opened it up and both shells went off at the same time on my first pull
46:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck lol
46:49 <Mikey> 2x 12 gauge at the same time lol
47:00 <Mikey> I dont trust my over/under now after that
47:20 <Mikey> I dont trust my over/under now after that
52:37 * Mikey yawns
53:24 * Bonny yawns too
00:39 * Mikey returns from phishing. No bites today
34:00 <Bonny> I'm off to bed.. having an early one tonight.. night night
34:00 <Bonny> *hugz*
34:32 <Bonny> I'm off to bed.. having an early one tonight.. night night
34:35 <Bonny> *hugz*
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> alright hun ill speak to ya maybe on saturday
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> *hugz*
35:00 <Bonny> no worries.. have a safe trip home
35:00 <Bonny> *hugz*
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thanks hun :)
35:00 <Mikey> night nights
35:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> alright hun ill speak to ya maybe on saturday
35:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> *hugz*
35:30 <Bonny> no worries.. have a safe trip home
35:32 <Bonny> *hugz*
35:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> thanks hun :)
36:00 <Mikey> night nights
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15:00 <Demob> who's awake?
15:00 <Demob> i slept a bit but not enough
15:00 <Demob> lol
15:27 <Demob> who's awake?
15:34 <Demob> i slept a bit but not enough
15:44 * Snoopys_Gunship tapes Demob on the shoulder
15:58 <Demob> lol
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know whats next ;)
16:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know whats next ;)
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol nah man
17:00 <Demob> wats happening snoop?
17:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol nah man
17:47 <Demob> wats happening snoop?
18:00 <Bonny> hey Demob
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not alot man just killing time shopping and chating
18:04 <Bonny> hey Demob
18:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> not alot man just killing time shopping and chating
35:00 <Demob> i notice my irc client is still acting weird. some lines not going thru 
35:50 <Demob> i notice my irc client is still acting weird. some lines not going thru
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ok then
38:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ok then
40:00 <Demob> what the hell is that high pitch noise im hearing right now
40:00 <Demob> brb
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> not me lol
40:03 <Demob> what the hell is that high pitch noise im hearing right now
40:05 <Demob> brb
40:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> not me lol
43:00 <Demob> it was outside. its stopped now
43:36 <Demob> it was outside. its stopped now
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh thank god lol
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 2 hours :D
44:24 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh thank god lol
44:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> 2 hours :D
45:00 <Demob> i have a 97yr old neighbour i have to listen for smoke detector
45:00 <Demob> she has bad alzheimer's
45:00 <Demob> ideally she'd be in a nursing home
45:28 <Demob> i have a 97yr old neighbour i have to listen for smoke detector
45:35 <Demob> she has bad alzheimer's
45:45 <Demob> ideally she'd be in a nursing home
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh cool so your doing the good nieghbour thing
46:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh cool so your doing the good nieghbour thing
47:00 <Demob> i try
47:00 <Demob> with this lady its not easy. i bought her mail in yesterday and she says "you kept me up all night running in my ceiling"
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats good that you do mate
47:32 <Demob> i try
47:53 <Demob> with this lady its not easy. i bought her mail in yesterday and she says "you kept me up all night running in my ceiling"
47:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats good that you do mate
48:00 <Demob> shes having cognitive issues and auditory hallucinations
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> many people would leave her to fend for herself
48:02 <Demob> shes having cognitive issues and auditory hallucinations
48:37 <Snoopys_Gunship> many people would leave her to fend for herself
49:00 <Demob> many people are scum tho bro
49:00 <Demob> inhuman and uncaring
49:00 <Demob> theres too much of that going around
49:34 <Demob> many people are scum tho bro
49:46 <Demob> inhuman and uncaring
49:55 <Demob> theres too much of that going around
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah there are so fucked people out there
51:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah there are so fucked people out there
54:00 <Demob> yeah 
54:53 <Demob> yeah
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry so many lol
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im tired and am in shut down mode
55:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry so many lol
55:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> im tired and am in shut down mode
58:00 <Demob> this kary mullis guy was weird
58:00 <Demob> dont stay up because of me snoop, go to sleep
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro i cant
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im on duty
58:14 <Demob> this kary mullis guy was weird
58:27 <Demob> dont stay up because of me snoop, go to sleep
58:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro i cant
58:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> im on duty
59:00 <Demob> ohh
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so you got me till 0515
59:04 <Demob> ohh
59:12 * Demob clicks heels
59:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> so you got me till 0515
06:00 <Demob> you're a security guard arent you?
06:27 <Demob> you're a security guard arent you?
10:00 <Demob> story comes with screenshots, too
10:08 <Demob> story comes with screenshots, too
12:00 <Demob> this dude -dr kary mullis, wow. yet another person i only find out how awesome they were after they die https://www.bitchute.com/video/3qib81vL73bI/
12:41 <Demob> this dude -dr kary mullis, wow. yet another person i only find out how awesome they were after they die https://www.bitchute.com/video/3qib81vL73bI/
13:00 <Demob> one doesnt interview kary. one starts him and sits down and experiences him
13:01 <Demob> one doesnt interview kary. one starts him and sits down and experiences him
27:00 <Demob> lol , my crazy ex's doctor said to her "i didnt know if you had (some internal disease) or if it was a psychiatric issue"
27:21 <Demob> lol , my crazy ex's doctor said to her "i didnt know if you had (some internal disease) or if it was a psychiatric issue"
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy sit
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just had a nap of some sort lol
29:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy sit
29:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just had a nap of some sort lol
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and yeah Demob i am a security officer
31:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> and yeah Demob i am a security officer
33:00 <Demob> ah cool
33:05 <Demob> ah cool
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> at the moment im a FIFO Defence Security Officer
34:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> at the moment im a FIFO Defence Security Officer
36:00 <Demob> Among the Eskimo, for example, the appropriate punishment for a man who steals another man’s wife is to be ridiculed in a nasty song made up by the injured man.
36:00 <Demob> aha cool
36:23 <Demob> Among the Eskimo, for example, the appropriate punishment for a man who steals another man’s wife is to be ridiculed in a nasty song made up by the injured man.
36:30 <Demob> aha cool
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahlWufJqcSQ lol
38:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahlWufJqcSQ lol
41:00 <Demob> https://leakedreality.com/video/20563/u-s-strikes-isis-in-kabul-as-pullout-nears-end
41:00 <Demob> watching that
41:12 <Demob> https://leakedreality.com/video/20563/u-s-strikes-isis-in-kabul-as-pullout-nears-end
41:16 <Demob> watching that
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbd0FcnFfO0 LOL
44:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbd0FcnFfO0 LOL
53:00 <Demob> was a pretty warm winter huh
53:55 <Demob> was a pretty warm winter huh
56:00 <Demob> NSW for that leakedreality site btw
56:00 <Demob> NSFW*
56:25 <Demob> NSW for that leakedreality site btw
56:30 <Demob> NSFW*
57:00 <Demob> do you like any tv shows snoop? i like a few but... i wont watch tv, only download them and watch
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sure was
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i like mostly old school ones
57:18 <Demob> do you like any tv shows snoop? i like a few but... i wont watch tv, only download them and watch
57:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> it sure was
57:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> i like mostly old school ones
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> more recent ones are Seal Team and Lucifer
58:00 <Demob> any of the procedural dramas?
58:00 <Demob> i watched a bit of seal team but it lost its charm. same with lucifer
58:23 <Snoopys_Gunship> more recent ones are Seal Team and Lucifer
58:27 <Demob> any of the procedural dramas?
58:40 <Demob> i watched a bit of seal team but it lost its charm. same with lucifer
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually both have ramped up alot
59:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> actually both have ramped up alot
03:00 <Demob> ah i only watch a few episodes of each in season 1
03:48 <Demob> ah i only watch a few episodes of each in season 1
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh man you dont know what your missing now
05:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh man you dont know what your missing now
06:00 <Demob> this just means the vax is working! https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/former-oasis-drummer-tony-mccarroll-suffers-heart-attack/ar-AANVKgy?ocid=uxbndlbing
06:55 <Demob> this just means the vax is working! https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/former-oasis-drummer-tony-mccarroll-suffers-heart-attack/ar-AANVKgy?ocid=uxbndlbing
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit man thats reading lol
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont do reading long stories like that at this time of the morning lol
10:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit man thats reading lol
10:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont do reading long stories like that at this time of the morning lol
21:00 <Demob> after i watch the sun rise ill go shower
21:00 <Demob> snoop i read stuff like that, often more dense for 18 hours a day, and have done so since 1990s
21:22 <Demob> after i watch the sun rise ill go shower
21:52 <Demob> snoop i read stuff like that, often more dense for 18 hours a day, and have done so since 1990s
22:00 <Demob> that was just some journo babbling
22:12 <Demob> that was just some journo babbling
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25:00 <Demob> argh
25:51 <Demob> argh
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46:00 <Demob> new zealand blocks bitchute?!
46:00 <Demob> crazy
46:30 <Demob> new zealand blocks bitchute?!
46:33 <Demob> crazy
48:00 <Demob> im gonna bring in another client in here to see if my messages are getting thru. just ignore it
48:19 <Demob> im gonna bring in another client in here to see if my messages are getting thru. just ignore it
11:00 <Demob> idk wtf is going on, is it my isp or my router, is it austnet issue or vpn issue
11:00 <Demob> no idea
11:09 <Demob> idk wtf is going on, is it my isp or my router, is it austnet issue or vpn issue
11:10 <Demob> no idea
13:00 <Demob> i dont like the hospitals saying "we can now do up to 4000 patients on ventilators" 9 out of 10 patients put on ventilators for covid died in usa
13:54 <Demob> i dont like the hospitals saying "we can now do up to 4000 patients on ventilators" 9 out of 10 patients put on ventilators for covid died in usa
14:00 <Demob> should call them euthansasia machines
14:00 <Demob> we're being culled
14:11 <Demob> should call them euthansasia machines
14:35 <Demob> we're being culled
20:00 <Demob> ok im being paranoid. disregard
20:06 <Demob> ok im being paranoid. disregard
30:00 <Demob> https://news.trust.org/item/20210831100001-qppwk
30:00 <Demob> <3
30:46 <Demob> https://news.trust.org/item/20210831100001-qppwk
30:48 <Demob> <3
31:00 <Demob> if the general public werent so demanding of medicines, this would be used far more often
31:00 <Demob> 70%+ of patients already know which medication they want before the doctor sees them
31:16 <Demob> if the general public werent so demanding of medicines, this would be used far more often
31:41 <Demob> 70%+ of patients already know which medication they want before the doctor sees them
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37:34 <MickeyDundee> everyone keeping well?
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01:00 <MickeyDundee> lol
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32:26 <Demob> remember i said there was some weird noise?
32:32 <Demob> i found it
32:41 <Demob> it was a jerry can that i didnt have any fuel in
32:57 <Demob> i forgot i had it. this steel jerry can
39:40 <Bonny> hey Demob.. :)
39:52 <Demob> Bonny, hello!
39:56 <Bonny> how are you?
47:55 <Demob> im good thanks, just had someone painting my a door in garage
48:00 <Demob> about to go for a walk. how are you?
48:52 <Bonny> I'm good thanks.. I'm about to pick up my groceries
49:13 <Demob> aha
49:17 <Bonny> :)
49:30 <Demob> i need to get some bread but ill go tomorrow
49:34 <Bonny> yeah
49:40 <Demob> just walking a short distance soon
49:44 <Bonny> cool
50:33 <Demob> back soon!
50:38 <Bonny> ok ... enjoy
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37:41 <eddie> apt-get upgrade
37:45 <eddie> oops
38:50 <Demob> as root? :O
39:03 <eddie> of course
39:14 <eddie> only 115 updates
39:43 <eddie> faster at command line.. the gui for it sucks
43:27 <Demob> u irc as root too?
45:11 <eddie> nope
45:48 <eddie> use a winblows machine... or a VM or a native linux client
46:37 <eddie> Client: HexChat 2.14.3 \u2022 OS: LinuxMint "ulyana" 20 \u2022 CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-7500 CPU @ 3.40GHz (3.69GHz) \u2022 Memory: Physical: 14.2�GiB Total (3.9�GiB Free) Swap: 2.0�GiB Total (1.8�GiB Free) \u2022 Storage: 116.3�GB / 1.9�TB (1.8�TB Free) \u2022 VGA: Intel Corporation HD Graphics 630 @ Intel Corporation Xeon E3-1200 v6/7th Gen Core Processor Host Bridge/DRAM Registers \u2022 Uptime: 10w 4d 2h 52m 49s
46:54 <eddie> or this machine..
47:02 <eddie> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 10wks 4days 2hrs 37mins 56secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz (x64) at 4201MHz gfx: NVIDIA Quadro M4000 -1.00MB res: 2560x1600 32bit 59Hz ram: 42877/65477.2MB (65.48%) [|||||||---] hdd: C:\ 353.25GB/465.54GB D:\ 1.08TB/1.82TB E:\ 3.49TB/5.46TB F:\ 483.23GB/512.09GB net: Intel[R] I210 Gigabit Network Connection - 1000MB/s 21.94T
49:21 <eddie> upgrade to this machine soon.. to a Gen 11 CPU (maybe) or a AMD offering
52:06 <Demob> ah right
52:54 <eddie> would never IRC etc as root..
52:56 <Demob> soo... today i found out what that weird noise in my garage was... it was a tin jerry can. and the door in my garage was painted too
53:02 <Demob> good, eddie :)
53:09 <Demob> i felt compelled to ask
54:15 <eddie> been stuffing about with unix since about 198? and linux since 1993 ?
55:09 <eddie> compiled slackware eons ago
57:25 <Demob> hehe cool
57:32 <Demob> ya slackware was fun
57:34 <Demob> https://twitter.com/thewalrus/status/1432807896518209543
58:00 <Demob> i loved neuromancer
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58:00 <Demob> [17:46:08] i felt awesome 1 hour ago. now i feel terrib;e
58:00 <Demob> [17:52:36] and its..... *scans thru userlist*
58:00 <Demob> [17:53:04] and my connection is flaky now
58:00 <Demob> [17:56:51] mick - a correction. the duke didnt start it but he was the first person to back it with any significant amount of money
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59:31 <eddie> I have a machine running remote from here.. it lost the internet connection about 6 months ago.. and there has been lots of work happening on site but I know the machine is still working (the 144.725Mhz radio port still works)..
59:38 <Demob> i hope this covid stuff doesnt destroy everything. i wanted to finish my collection of (paperback) philip k dick books, and have them all on a shelf, even the ones that look almost destroyed because ive carried them in backpacks and briefcases or just in my hand
59:40 <eddie> debian is what that runs..
59:50 <Demob> i love debian
00:09 <Demob> ur into RF electronics?
00:13 <Demob> shiiiit
00:13 <eddie> I may try it for desktop again some time..
00:14 <Demob> dude
00:19 <Demob> ^5
00:34 <eddie> yerp used to be working in that field...
01:27 <Demob> aha
01:33 <Demob> i used to have fun with a scanner
01:40 <eddie> started in 1976 til 1995 (working in it).. had an amateur radio licence now for some 40+ years
01:46 <Demob> i still monitor pagers
01:56 <Demob> especially GRN
02:38 <eddie> pagers umm I monitor fire freqs here.. cannot monitor the coppers on the grn as it is all encrypted...
02:46 <Demob> this isnt useful unless ur in my state, but.. http://www.sascan.net.au/?page=grnPaging
02:50 <Demob> some arent tho
03:00 <Demob> but yeah its all apco p25 encrypted
03:02 <Demob> cairns isnt
03:09 <Demob> some other FNQ areas arent also
03:14 <eddie> all the coppers in WA are encrypted appart from HF
03:15 <Demob> police i mean
03:36 <Demob> i remember when mobile phones were easy to listen to even
03:39 <Demob> let alone cops
05:06 <eddie> umm GSM was not hard to listen to.. if you knew what you had to do.
07:11 <Demob> i have no need or admit to doing so, its pretty illegal
07:25 <Demob> damn the ambulance service here is extra busy
07:44 <eddie> umm was not for me, seeing I was in the repair and install industry..
08:02 <Demob> i had the GSM tables at one point. many gigabytes
08:10 <Demob> if u have permission sure
08:36 <Demob> im glad the door is painted now
09:01 <Demob> was waiting all day for 2 square meters to be painted. ridiculous. and waited 1+ month total
09:34 <Demob> why was last door replaced? it went rotten. youd think theyd wanna protect their investment
09:46 <Demob> was water damaged, especially at bottom
10:17 <Demob> i saw some nice UPS circuits today eddie
11:09 <eddie> okie.. I will have to buy some new UPS soon..
11:12 <Demob> https://www.mini-box.com/OpenUPS
11:37 <Demob> not cheap but pretty decent
13:20 * Demob whispers "wouldnt mind the gerber file of it"
13:25 <Demob> make my own
15:28 <Demob> this might be adding to leader's nervousness https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/today-was-a-turning-point-in-victoria-frydenberg/ar-AANXTbg?ocid=BingHPC
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21:04 <eddie> OpenUPS looks good.. just need to figure out the output voltages and current...
21:34 <Demob> do u use any sites like flightaware? i have an ads-b site
21:53 <Demob> its fun. but the hackrf one is more fun
22:05 <Demob> i need a way better antenna tho...
22:34 <eddie> plane.watch
22:38 <Demob> it must be stealth - around here the way people on CB troll each other is vicious and toxic, and theres been home invasions over it. i dont use CB because of this crap
22:44 <Demob> aha ok
23:00 <Demob> we lost our stiffy
23:00 <Demob> :(
23:04 <eddie> https://globe.adsbexchange.com/
23:10 <Demob> do u know much about antenna design?
23:27 <eddie> https://www.flightradar24.com/
23:31 <Demob> its 1090MHz for ADS-B but I want to do other freqs
23:39 <eddie> I do know a bit about antennas..
23:39 <Demob> yup
24:13 <eddie> https://www.radarbox.com
24:36 <Demob> yah i know the sites, a mate here runs/was running a server gathering other ppl in SA's feed
24:57 <Demob> until the software dropped the ability to forward easiily
25:05 <Demob> sorry im in kitchen typing on chromebook
27:31 <Demob> if you run your own ADS-B and feed flightaware, they give u axs to their commerical product which is way better than the free one
28:28 <Demob> i was doing this before, and then suddenly i was getting notifications that even tho planes were around in my area i wasnt sending feed. i think this cheap POS ebay sdr died. ill get a nooelec or something next. im temporarily using a hackrf one but thats real waste
28:45 <eddie> this is true.. I had an email sent to me offering to send a rx here BUT as I transmit often on VHF / SHF it would not have been any good
29:31 <Demob> ah ok
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking bob left me :(
32:10 <eddie> looking for an antenna that will do what you want
32:11 <eddie> bbs
32:19 <Demob> awesome!
33:51 <eddie> what freqs are you wanting to monitor ?
35:20 <eddie> Super Discone Antenna (25 to 1300MHz for receiving) (50/144/430/904/1200MHz for transmitting)
35:36 <eddie> https://www.strictlyham.com.au/browse-by-type/antennas/receiving-antennas/diamond-d-150
36:20 <eddie> or without coax https://www.strictlyham.com.au/browse-by-type/antennas/receiving-antennas/diamond-d-130j
37:07 <eddie> https://www.strictlyham.com.au/browse-by-type/antennas/receiving-antennas
37:22 <eddie> that is the first retailer I looked at
39:00 <Demob> bob?
39:00 <Demob> hiya snoop hows it going mate
39:00 <Demob> the amount i have now, for "shrugs", i need more weights
40:00 <Demob> shrugs are great for trapezoids and neck muscles
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good Demob mate and you
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bob was my pet praying mantis
41:44 <Demob> 1090 mate
42:00 <Demob> oh :(
42:00 <Demob> im ok
42:59 <Demob> ill try and find the web page that had a good design , hangon
43:00 <Demob> still alive 
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats good mate as long as you havent given up yet
43:00 <Demob> not yet :)
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good stuff mate :)
43:04 <Demob> it was specifically for 1090
43:32 <Demob> https://lucsmall.com/2017/02/06/making-antennas-for-1090mhz-ads-b-aircraft-tracking/
43:58 <Demob> the one i was going to make : https://lucsmall.com/images/2017-02-06-04-spider-antenna-4-radial.jpg
44:00 <doggyrat> hello
44:00 <Demob> i will admit tho snoop, some days are very difficult. some weeks even
44:17 <Demob> and i have the parts for that except that connector theyre soldered onto
44:30 <Demob> SO or PL type, not sure
44:46 <Demob> bnc!
44:50 * Demob idiot
45:00 <Demob> thats life i guess. sometimes theres long stretches of win, often theres long stretches of suck
45:27 <Demob> wow i might even have something with a bnc socket on it. if not, ill go to jaycars on friday
45:37 <Demob> pick one up
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mate life deals you a lemon you fist fuck it and give it a apple
46:00 <doggyrat> hello Snoopys_Gunship 
46:00 <doggyrat> hello Demob 
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hello doggyrat
46:00 <Demob> hi doggy
47:00 <doggyrat> Snoopys_Gunship: did you watch the video ẃith different lenses
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive been way too busy to watch anything
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im trying to get a bot up and running properly
47:02 <Demob> nooelec SDR is already on my shopping list
48:06 <Demob> theres some good tech to use with this to get a better signal btw, eddie .. like band filtering, linear amp
48:24 <Demob> which this does well. i had one but it died. https://flightaware.com/adsb/prostick/
48:46 <Demob> they were affordable, theyve gone up a lot since i bought mine
49:00 <Demob> dammit why cant i have a cool surname like "hacker"
49:00 <Demob> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/eRVs6LNj/Screenshot%202021-08-31%2018.19.05.png
49:00 <Demob> watching something with jim parsons doing his genealogy
49:04 <eddie> bnc are good connectors.. I tend to use N series for outside use.
49:37 <eddie> my patch panel has mostly N and BNC
51:00 <Demob> incase anyone's as bored as me https://youtu.be/dbfIGRhSK_M
51:00 <Demob> my mother does genealogy but cos she hates my dad, she didnt do any of my dad's side, so its only half of the picture for me
52:00 <Demob> which goes back to ireland and scotland, and i THINK my dad's goes back to norman heritage
52:22 <Demob> i think the dish thats on my house has an N connector on the wall inside
52:32 <Demob> not sure tho, i dont know them well. maybe used them for foxtel etc
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im confused with this script and why it stopped working all of a sudden
53:00 <Demob> and possibly before that, danish but... thats just based on his surname
53:00 <Demob> what script, url script?
53:00 <Demob> because its anti-me
53:00 <Demob> or it doesnt like .be
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah mirc script
54:00 <Demob> ah
54:00 <Demob> i dont know mirc scripting i only ever did tcl scripting for irc
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the roulette game was working fine till early this morning and im pulling my hair as to why
54:23 <Demob> having a touchscreen to use maps on a gui is soooo much better than with a mouse
54:40 <eddie> umm dishes for sat tv and foxtel use what is called an "F" connector
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> BUT the stupid thing is if i load it onto this client it works fine
55:02 <eddie> usually used on better CATV etc
55:16 <Demob> aha ok
55:31 <Demob> it was here when i moved in, never used it. its for asian satellite news and tv
55:42 <Demob> i wouldnt mind repurposing it
56:05 <Demob> id take a pic for u eddie but its a hassle
56:20 <Demob> ill go look tho
56:56 <eddie> umm if it is a f connector do not use it for antennas SDRs that need 50 ohm cable..
57:10 <Demob> female F
57:52 <eddie> https://www.altronics.com.au/p/p0460-pcb-mount-socket-f-type/
57:54 <Demob> i dont know what cabling its got
58:04 <Demob> its dark outside now and ladder is in garage
58:13 <eddie> F uses 75ohm cable
58:18 <Demob> and thats 10 metres away but im sore from stuff i did
58:26 <Demob> aha ok
59:05 <eddie> going to get dinner.. fush n chups
59:12 <Demob> and i need to find the software that you point at an emulator's ROM directory and it auto renames and sorts them
59:19 <Demob> mmm nz style?
59:20 <eddie> (spoken like a Kiwi)
59:49 <eddie> well I know a lot of em and they love the way I speak...
59:54 <Demob> :)
00:50 <Demob> i remember being in a hospital ward with a nice RN but i remember her saying some word she had to say 6 times for me to get it
01:11 <Demob> it was like "are you speaking english?" haha
01:32 <Demob> but after i realised shes from NZ, it got easier
02:26 <Demob> i wouldnt mind making all of these antennas
02:34 <Demob> https://lucsmall.com/2017/02/06/making-antennas-for-1090mhz-ads-b-aircraft-tracking/
02:41 <Demob> it wouldnt be that expensive either
03:01 <Demob> already have a couple of metres of thick copper
03:10 <Demob> (without killing RG cabling)
03:24 <Demob> 58
05:53 <eddie> umm I have maybe 100m of rg58 as well as maybe 60m of RG214, and 500m of LMR400 here (not used or terminated as yet)..
06:04 <eddie> anyways offski for now.
07:04 <eddie> https://lucsmall.com/2017/02/06/making-antennas-for-1090mhz-ads-b-aircraft-tracking/ <-- basically a 1/4 wave anetanna
07:09 <eddie> antenna
07:16 <eddie> oops spelling
12:40 <Bonny> hey eddie.. :)
12:47 <Bonny> hey Demob.. wb
13:16 <Demob> hi bonny
13:23 <Bonny> how was the walk?
13:25 <Demob> ooh not cheap eddie
13:34 <Demob> it was satisfying. went a couple of extra blocks
13:41 <Bonny> great
14:11 <Bonny> I picked up my shopping.. they were late
14:30 <Demob> doh
14:33 <Bonny> yeah
15:05 <Bonny> I still think it's safer to order online and pick it up rather than going into the supermarket with heaps of other people to shop
16:38 <Demob> i agree
16:50 <Demob> i got woolies to deliver mine. and coles
16:55 <Bonny> cool
17:30 <Bonny> even that is safer than going into the supermarket to shop
19:00 <Demob> irc bots*
19:00 <Demob> sorry
19:00 <Demob> watching youtube stuff
20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah all good bud
20:50 <Demob> yep theres no contact option
20:58 <Bonny> that's right.. :)
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> also bob is still with me just moved across the room lol
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31:00 <Demob> ah
36:00 <Demob> hi jim
36:00 <^bozojim> hi Demob
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hi ^bozojim
36:00 <^bozojim> hemmo Snoopys_Gunship
38:00 <Demob> in case everyone was wondering why i chose this nick: i originally had a different nick but after i saw how many people were using this nick (thousands!) i decided i needed something else, so instead of _____ (old nick) i put my first name at front of it (Dave) and it became D____ and then how D sounds - dee.. it became demob/demoeb.
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i was actually wondering
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what was your old nick lol
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> side note
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bob had a epic fall and recovery lol
42:00 <Demob> bob the praying mantis?
42:00 <Demob> ever seen one of those up close ? they look like aliens
42:00 <Demob> i think their exoskeleton keeps them immune to falls
42:00 <Demob> i had one as a pet insdie my room once
42:00 <Demob> inside
43:00 <Demob> for weeks
43:00 <Demob> then one day, poof. gone. didnt find a body , i assume he ran out of food and went outside or something else
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah bob the praying mantis
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i was up close to bob this morning taking pictures of him
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hold on ill show you
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent.fbne6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/240970131_10159294403176310_2331934845938501966_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=j5T4Hk-rNWkAX-juW0Q&_nc_ht=scontent.fbne6-1.fna&oh=168b4d1fd8472756332e845359172287&oe=613303DE thats bob
48:00 <Demob> aww nice
48:41 <Demob> dont spose any of you fine australians have an oculus VR headset?
48:49 <Bonny> nup
49:12 <Demob> i find watching 3D films looks best on the oculus quest 2 i saved up for months for
49:18 <^bozojim> hello Demob
49:19 <Bonny> cool
49:21 <^bozojim> hello Bonny
49:22 <Demob> i know friends bought "3D TV's" theyre all regretful
49:24 <Demob> gday jim
49:26 <Bonny> hey ^bozojim
49:29 <Demob> how r u
49:45 <^bozojim> I am ok
50:00 <Demob> but for me, cos im the biggest blade runner fan... i bought the bluray of the sequel, which comes on bluray discs.. and one of them is in 3D and omg its so good
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i wanna pick him up and move him outside but im a girl when it comes to this lol
50:12 <Bonny> cool
50:19 <Demob> but since i cant put a bluray into it i had to rip it etc
50:46 <Bonny> oh that's a shame
50:49 <Demob> i saw in the news facebook (who owns oculus now) is recalling all of the rubber things around it
51:00 <^bozojim> lol
51:10 <Demob> no, not rip as in destroy - i mean to take the data off the bluray to pc and then pc to vr
51:47 <Demob> people were getting reactions to the rubber on their face. they did a voluntary recall. if i sign in with the app and go to a certian page, theyll send me a new one for free
52:00 <Mikey> how is everyone
52:00 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey Mikey
52:00 <Demob> and theres a foto of a fricking DOLPHIN in someones street
52:00 <Demob> https://www.the-sun.com/news/3571188/man-dies-arm-ripped-off-alligator-hurricane-ida/
52:23 <Demob> least i dont have to send it back completely. they send out a new big of latex and it clicks into it
52:42 <Bonny> oh that's way cool
53:00 <^bozojim> I have a new seller of material trying to get her head around me
53:00 <Mikey> Demob did you hear about the truck in the US that crashed
53:00 <Mikey> west virginia
53:42 <Demob> i had to wait for ages to save up and then a couple of months to get new stock on amazon and then it slowly coming from usa to me
54:00 <Mikey> with a cargo load of Moderna vaccines
54:00 <^bozojim> yikes
54:00 <Demob> nope didnt hear that
54:00 <Demob> sounds like a hazmat job tho
54:04 <Bonny> great
54:32 <Demob> it was worth it. i remember using "VR" in the 90s and it was so lame it was depressing almost. "virtuality". i guess for its time it was pioneering but eh i didnt think much of the 5 frames per second stick figures
54:54 <Bonny> yeah
55:37 <Bonny> technology has advanced so much over the short years
55:56 <Demob> yep, some of it too fast even
56:00 <Bonny> true
56:00 <Mikey> yeap they shut everything down
56:00 <Mikey> full hazmat suits
56:00 <Mikey> shut down the air space above
56:00 <Mikey> Department of defence took over aswell
56:00 <Mikey> makes you go hrmmmmm
56:20 <Demob> and phones are so overpriced, i dont understand . 2000$ for a phone?
56:35 <^bozojim> called profit
56:35 <Bonny> I know
56:42 <Bonny> it's a rip
56:52 <Demob> heres the page about the recall https://www.oculus.com/quest-2/removable-facial-interface-alert/
58:09 <Bonny> cool
00:13 <Demob> i told u guys i live next door to a lady who is 97 yrs old? she did some awesome stuff with VR, even skydiving
00:17 <Demob> she loved it
03:51 <Demob> i didnt put her straight into the skydive sim, relax
04:45 <Demob> shes a nice old lady but its sad what alzheimer's does to ppl. i remember my grandpa had it. i felt so bad for him. he didnt know where he was (in a nursing home) and he was always anxious
05:25 <Demob> if i could do it all over again i would have moved in with him and helped him out. i was going thru issues at the time myself
05:49 <Demob> and mum sold his kingswood that was in great condition for like 200$ arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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09:00 <Mikey> see those cocksuckers
09:00 <Mikey> They fucking abandoned their service dogs in afghanistan
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11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who did
11:00 <Mikey> the fucking americans
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wheres the article
11:00 <Mikey> see the taliban flying black hawks?
11:00 <Mikey> hanging people with them
11:00 <Mikey> hang on ill get you the article
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nvm i got it
12:00 <Mikey> ahk
13:00 <Mikey> they reckon atleast 51 fogs
13:00 <Mikey> dogs*
13:00 <Mikey> https://kevinwhiteman.com/2021/08/31/report-american-service-dogs-abandoned-in-kabul-as-last-plane-departs-dod-turns-deaf-ear/
13:00 * Mikey is now known as MickeyDundee
13:00 <Demob> wait until they need to repair one
13:00 <Demob> or even do maint on one
14:00 <MickeyDundee> yeah they wont be operational for long
14:00 <Demob> they'll be falling out of the sky real soon. but maybe even sooner than that, they need to eat
14:00 <Demob> and they need medical supplies
14:00 <MickeyDundee> but in the meantime they are flying around with people being hung underneath
14:00 <Demob> and they need mobile phone coverage
14:00 <Demob> and they need people to process crude into petrol
14:00 <MickeyDundee> but you know what
14:00 <MickeyDundee> atleast no more mean tweets
14:00 <Demob> it will be like south african water processing depot pretty quick
15:00 <Demob> ha, mick
18:00 <MickeyDundee> yup
22:50 <Demob> what IF... this recall is BS and its just facebook wanting my home address and legal name
22:54 <Demob> :)
24:00 <^bozojim> hello Bonny
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you must be Bonny
24:00 <Bonny> hey ^bozojim
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> MickeyDundee scroll up
25:00 <Bonny> I only slap those that I love
25:00 <MickeyDundee> scroll up to where lol
25:00 <MickeyDundee> this client has been on for a few days lol
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:08:48] � Bonny shakes (_/_)~(_I_)~(_\_)~(_I_)~(_/_)~ WOOOOOO at Snoopys_Gunship Kiss my Booty; You Crazy Fool!!!
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:08:58] � Bonny whips ^bozojim with a wet noodle!
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:09:09] � Bonny harnesses up Mikey as a horse to my Chariot and then drives you around the arena with a Whip !!!
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:09:30] � ^bozojim feels loved
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:09:30] [Mikey] see those cocksuckers
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:09:33] � Snoopys_Gunship kisses Bonnys booty
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:09:43] [Mikey] They fucking abandoned their service dogs in afghanistan
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [20:11:01] [Snoopys_Gunship] who did
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> DID YOU MISS SOMETHING MAYBE lol
26:00 <MickeyDundee> the horse?
26:00 <MickeyDundee> lol
26:00 <MickeyDundee> neeeeeeeeiiighhhh
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38:00 <Demob> dogs are usually killed among radical islamists
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45:38 <Demob> also, vr is an awesome way to use remote desktop on windows.
46:00 <Mikey> hows work tonight snoop
46:00 <Bonny> wb Mikey
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good
46:00 <Mikey> thanks bonny
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got word just before that the SAF have a curfew of 9pm
46:21 <Demob> it can be without wires (lower resolution, less fps) or usb c- higher resolution, higher fps
47:00 <Mikey> fuck they are treating them with kiddie gloves
47:00 <Mikey> they must of fucked up in training
47:37 <Demob> humans adapt to stuff really quickly. its funny how you get used to it. the only whinge is that the bazillion low res cameras on the exterior of this dont work well in low light, but... i can handle that. u dont need to take the headset off to see your surrounds, just tap it 1 time to 'see thru' and 2 times to go back to vr
48:00 <Mikey> snoop did you end up watching that medieval MMA I sent you last night?
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50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah but that sort of stuff doesnt interest me an
50:00 <Mikey> ahk, same here. Just brutal as fuck
53:50 <Demob> hi mick
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brb going for a piss :D
54:00 <Bonny> pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
54:23 <Mikey> hey damian
54:30 <Mikey> Demob*****
54:32 <Mikey> fuck
54:33 <Mikey> lol
55:00 <Mikey> r.kelly sheets
55:11 Mode: (by Bonny) +v Mikey
57:43 <Demob> lol
00:08 <Mikey> keeping well man?
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05:17 * Bonny whips ^bozojim with a wet noodle!
05:42 <Mikey> that was harsh lol
05:50 <Bonny> lol
06:00 <Bonny> hey stiffy.. how are you?
06:04 <Bonny> thought you might have wanted a holiday.. :P
06:09 * Mikey throws a computer monitor at Bonny
06:13 <Bonny> lol
06:55 <Bonny> I need a haircut and colour bad but won't be for another 3 weeks
06:59 <Mikey> too bad the flat screens dont hurt as much as the old school crts
07:08 <Bonny> still hurts
07:09 <Mikey> bonny i look like a 1980s mel gibson
07:13 <Bonny> lol
07:18 <Mikey> lol
08:21 <Bonny> brb
17:44 <Bonny> back
17:56 <Bonny> sorry was on messenger with a close friend of mine in Greece
18:06 <Mikey> too good
18:14 <Mikey> i was sending a letter lol
18:19 <Bonny> cool
18:24 <Mikey> :)
18:25 <Bonny> a love letter?
18:27 <Mikey> yea[
18:29 <Bonny> nice
18:43 <Mikey> express postage down the toilet
18:47 <Bonny> lol
19:10 <Mikey> straight to altona lol
19:24 <^bozojim> lol
19:24 <Bonny> doesn't the sewage go to werribee?
21:00 <Bonny> you owe him a kiss on the lips
21:00 <Mikey> lol
21:20 <Mikey> werribee or altona?
21:23 <Mikey> maybe its werribee
21:34 <Bonny> werribee
21:43 <Mikey> ahh yeah well that where its going
21:57 <Bonny> yup
23:00 <^bozojim> he could havce plague
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> SUPRISE BUTTSEX
24:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> IM GOING IN DRY
24:00 <^bozojim> lol
24:27 <Mikey> bb
24:31 <Bonny> ok
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34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooooh kinky fucker tonight are you ^bozojim
34:00 <^bozojim> well after all Snoopys_Gunship you are a good teacher
35:00 <Demob> i dont suppose any lady or man in here has any experience with being a physical therapist or as a fitness trainer?
35:00 <Demob> i know, my requests sound odd
35:00 <Demob> i wanted to run some routines by a PT
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im not one BUT i know a PIT
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> PTI
36:00 <Demob> whats that?
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Pysical Fitness Instructor
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> army
37:00 <Mikey> nah brother cant help you out with that demob
37:00 <Demob> ok
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the army PTIs are the most brutal PTIs i know
38:00 <Mikey> Navy are worst bro
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> some of them get off by making people feel pain
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah bro army are the worst
38:00 <Mikey> navy teach them how to cop it in the ass
38:00 <Mikey> its not gay if its underway
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi Mikey which celebrity would you turn gay for
41:00 <Mikey> none
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42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope you have to pick ONE
42:00 <Mikey> bro im all about pussy lol
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bro so am i but i would turn gay for The Rock
42:00 <Mikey> fuck
42:00 <Mikey> I cant stand that cunt
42:00 <Mikey> brad pitt
42:42 <Mikey> beeeeeck
43:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there we go lol
43:00 <Mikey> fuck bro I think your secretly gay lol
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what makes you think that sugar ;)
44:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <^bozojim> lol
44:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> it only hurts going in brother ;)
45:00 <Mikey> sorry bro what was that?
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im sorry i cant hear you over the clicking sounds
46:00 <Demob> i wanna be big
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how big Demob
48:00 <Mikey> The rock big lol
48:00 <Mikey> soo big that when he goes to the toilet he cant turn over to whip his own butt lol
48:00 <Demob> cant afford that many roids
48:00 <Demob> lol
49:00 <Mikey> lmfao
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god i would love a EF88
51:00 <Mikey> not a fun of bullpups
51:00 <Mikey> if I could have my picking, m14
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> god no if i could have my picking, SLR
52:00 <Mikey> or akm, m4a1
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill still keep the SLR
52:00 <Bonny> movie time.. bbl
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok Bonny :)
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> speak soon :)
52:00 <Bonny> :)
52:00 <Mikey> but m14 if shit hit the fan
52:00 <Mikey> yes SLR
52:00 <Mikey> 100% SLR
52:56 <Bonny> wb
53:00 <Mikey> looks like bonny is a movie buff lol
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> shit hits the fan i want the SLR fuck the M14
53:00 <Mikey> SLR was a 308 yeah Snoopys_Gunship?
53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 7.62
53:00 <Mikey> m14 was a good rifle
53:40 <Mikey> thanks bonz :P
53:53 <Bonny> no worries
53:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Mikey
54:00 <Mikey> m1 garand
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> longest serving weapon the ADF had
54:47 <Bonny> hey ^pHANTOM^
55:00 <Mikey> the SLR?
55:00 <Mikey> L4a1 isnt it from memory?
55:00 <Mikey> im a mauser guy man, fuck I get rocks off to that shit action
55:40 * Mikey is listening to vietnam war music
55:58 <Bonny> ok
56:58 <Mikey> some of the best tunes
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> L1A1
57:00 <Mikey> i was close
57:18 <Bonny> cool
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59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there we go
59:00 <Mikey> i got the Kar98az
59:00 <Mikey> 1913 build year
59:00 <Mikey> Erfurt factory
59:00 <Mikey> fuck man
59:00 <Mikey> the craftmanship for a military grade rifle is bonkers.
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the L1A1 went from 56 to 88
59:00 <Mikey> the az was way nicer than the kar98k
59:00 <Mikey> niceee
59:00 <Mikey> do you know what the longest serving military cartridge is?
59:04 <Mikey> bonny
59:08 <Mikey> im soo fucking bored
59:19 <Bonny> hmmm
59:30 <Bonny> play a game?
59:58 <Mikey> this laptop wont run shit lol
00:00 <Mikey> all the time longest cartridge is the 7.62x54r
00:00 <Mikey> 1891 till present
00:00 <Mikey> Mosin-Nagant
00:02 <Bonny> lol
00:09 <Mikey> and im kinda burnt out from all my games lol
00:12 <Bonny> and you don't want to get out of bed to play on the pc?
00:16 <Bonny> fair enuff
00:28 <Bonny> surf the net?
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01:00 <Bonny> ^bozojim
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive fired one of them
01:00 <Mikey> ive got 2
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking kick and a half it has
01:00 <Mikey> yeap
01:00 <Mikey> like a fucking mule
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> same with the .303
01:00 <Mikey> crude as fuck
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and .308
01:00 <Mikey> i find the mosin to be the worst
01:00 <Mikey> the mauser is beautiful to fire
01:00 <Mikey> sounds completely different aswell
01:03 <Mikey> its comfy in bed
01:23 <Bonny> you could have killed that nick and rename.. you don't need to wait for it to go offline
01:28 <Bonny> fair enuff
01:36 <Bonny> I don't find bed comfy to be on my laptop
02:00 <Mikey> i havent fired a 308
02:00 <Mikey> you know what I wouldnt mind getting my hands on?
02:07 <Mikey> i get a thick book
02:11 <Mikey> sit the laptop onto
02:13 <Bonny> ok
02:21 <Mikey> and just sit up with a few pillows behind
02:31 <Mikey> *click* noiiiice
02:33 <Bonny> yeah I don't find that comfy
02:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*Android@*.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au
03:00 <Demob> when i was young and in teh country 303s were very common
03:05 <Mikey> everybody is different
03:09 <Bonny> yes true
03:14 Mode: (by Bonny) +b *!*Android@*.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au
03:25 <Mikey> who did ya ban lol
03:29 <Bonny> person
03:33 <Mikey> lmfao
03:40 <Mikey> poor cunt
03:40 <Bonny> that I hope stops him from entering channel to be banned
03:56 <Bonny> cos I think he does it on purpose to annoy us
03:58 <Mikey> even worse I cant run him some buckets of water either
04:00 <Mikey> yeah everybody had a SMLE
04:00 <Mikey> I'd love to get my hands on a springfield 1903
04:00 <Demob> there was even a gun club
04:00 <Mikey> pretty much a 30-06 mauser
04:00 <Demob> burned my thumb :(
04:00 <Demob> making noodles
04:05 <Bonny> lol
04:14 <Mikey> lol
04:30 <Mikey> i find 1d0g worse to be honest
04:33 <Mikey> that cunt is fucking cooked
04:36 <Bonny> nah person is worse
04:40 Part: bozotheclown ([email protected]) from #Australia
04:42 <Mikey> is he? lol
04:43 <Bonny> trust me
04:45 <Bonny> yup
04:48 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #Australia
04:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ^bozojim
04:49 <Mikey> fucking didnt think one could get worse
04:49 <Bonny> he is a troll
04:51 <Bonny> wb ^bozojim
05:00 <Mikey> ouch
05:00 <Demob> a bit of the match head flew off and went on left thumb
05:05 <^bozojim> ty Bonny
05:06 <Mikey> fair enough
05:14 <Mikey> you should let him on one day
05:15 <^bozojim> no idea whata going on
05:17 <Mikey> give him like 2 mins
05:18 <Bonny> he is behaving atm cos he is trying to blame me while this network doesn't have too many peopole
05:23 <Mikey> make him feel like he's in
05:27 <Mikey> then fucking boot him
05:29 <Bonny> nah
05:43 <Bonny> why*
06:00 <Mikey> fuck my internet is fucked tonight
06:00 <Mikey> might be my vpn
06:00 <Mikey> ill be back on guys, going to change server
06:02 <Mikey> this network doesnt have many people on because every dickhead and his dog is on FB, insta, discord, twitter, tinder etc etc
06:10 <Mikey> to fuck with him lol
06:37 <Bonny> ^bozojim when you get disconnected your nick stays on and you use an alternate nick.. when you're back on the alternate nick you can kill ^bozojim and change your nick name
06:47 <Bonny> exactly Mikey
06:52 <Bonny> but they love to blame me
07:00 <Demob> mine too
07:00 <Demob> its not just you mick
07:07 <^bozojim> ok
07:08 <Mikey> theyre just trying to rile you up
07:15 <Bonny> it doesn't work
07:24 <Mikey> see I dog stopped fucking with me
07:25 <Mikey> lol
07:31 <Mikey> cause I didnt cave
07:38 <Bonny> I could have zlined person but I thought I'd frustrate him more by not allowing him in here
07:56 <Mikey> he double stopped giving me shit when I started giving him shit
08:00 <Mikey> lol
08:01 <Bonny> cool
08:34 <Mikey> IRC is like a niche market nw
08:37 <Mikey> now**
08:45 <Bonny> yeah
09:12 <Mikey> fuck PTnet (portuguese net) is pretty active
09:22 <Bonny> cool
09:42 <Mikey> yeah surprisingly
09:56 <Bonny> why surprisingly?
10:00 <MikeyDundee> see how we go now
10:00 <^bozojim> wb
10:00 <MikeyDundee> thanks ^bozojim
10:00 <MikeyDundee> fuck 
10:05 <Mikey> Portugal small country
10:06 <Bonny> I bet they're either in melbourne or sydney
10:12 <Mikey> you'd think it would be dead
10:18 <Mikey> guess not
10:38 <Bonny> I don't think all the users that join would be from portugal
10:51 <Mikey> theyre all speaking Portuguese
10:56 <Bonny> like #melbourne there is a mixture
10:57 <Bonny> oh ok
11:00 <MikeyDundee> have you guys heard of the song cool woman in a black dress?
11:00 * MikeyDundee is now known as Mikey
11:00 <Demob> its not u mick
11:00 <Demob> im having it happen too
11:00 <Demob> disconnections and entire lines not being sent to person
11:00 <Mikey> your internet is spotty aswell?
11:00 <Mikey> mine is like on off on off on off
11:00 <Demob> no, irc is
11:08 <Mikey> even if its all portuguese people including that outside of Portugal
11:11 <Mikey> like myself
11:15 <Bonny> yeah they could be from melbourne talking in portuguese
11:19 <Mikey> there is only like 11 million of us
11:23 <Bonny> ok
11:24 <Mikey> yeah
12:00 <Mikey> nah mine is my whole internet
12:00 <Mikey> even my music playing on youtube keeps buffering
12:00 <Mikey> ffs
12:39 <Mikey> get up to much today?
13:00 <Demob> oh weird
13:18 <Bonny> nup
13:28 <Mikey> fuck it was a nice day
13:47 <Bonny> woke up, had a shower and picked up my groceries, put groceries away, built my new office chair
13:57 <Bonny> the weather has been great
13:59 <Mikey> niceee
14:00 <Demob> did u get that PM mick?
14:00 <Mikey> yeah its loading
14:00 <Mikey> taking its fucking sweet time lol
14:04 <Bonny> tomorrow is going to be same
14:05 <Mikey> yeah tomorrow is gonna be killer aswell
14:07 <Mikey> yup
14:10 <Bonny> yup
14:13 <Bonny> we're in spring now
14:20 <Mikey> thank fuck
14:33 <Bonny> even last month tho being last month of winter we've had a few really nice days
14:40 <Mikey> yeah we did
14:48 <Bonny> which was unsual
14:55 <Bonny> unusual*
15:07 <Mikey> GloBaL wArMinG
15:09 <Mikey> lol
15:14 <Bonny> yeah right
15:19 <Bonny> I don't believe in theories
15:24 <Mikey> yeap
15:27 <Mikey> all bs
15:29 <Bonny> yup
15:30 <Mikey> remember
15:34 <Mikey> t was global cooling
15:38 <Mikey> then it was global warming
15:45 <Mikey> and now its climate change
15:48 <Bonny> they don't know what they're talking about
15:58 <Mikey> need to keep changing the name so people dont catch on
16:04 <Bonny> yup
16:11 <Mikey> you know what I find funny as fuck
16:14 <Bonny> what?
16:18 <Mikey> and its absolute proof that its all bullshit
16:39 <Bonny> a theory is untested and not fiction
16:40 <Mikey> all the dumb cunts peddling the bullshit like the Obama's and Al gore.... They've all bought beach front properties
16:56 <Bonny> yeah
17:17 <Mikey> just another way to tax the plebs
17:22 <Bonny> there is no proof in scientists theories
17:24 <Bonny> yup
17:27 <Mikey> yeah
17:36 <Mikey> now they are pushing for "renewable energy"
17:41 <Mikey> china
17:41 <Bonny> I know
17:51 <Mikey> so the west fucks themselves over
17:56 <Mikey> whilst china keeps building new coal plants
18:03 <Mikey> same as electric cars
18:07 <Bonny> yeah
18:07 <Mikey> fucking shithouse
18:16 <Bonny> I don't want an electric car
18:22 <Mikey> nah theyre garbage
18:26 <Bonny> I love my car too much
18:27 <Mikey> ever see one catch on fire?
18:32 <Bonny> nah
18:46 <Mikey> pwa
19:00 <Mikey> extremely hard to extinguish
19:05 <Mikey> like edge of impossible
19:05 <Bonny> yeah why's that?
19:13 <Mikey> because of the battery pack
19:20 <Bonny> so they're not safe to have
19:42 <Mikey> so imagine you have an accident
19:45 <Mikey> and the fucking thing ignites
19:50 <Mikey> tada jack
20:02 <Bonny> yup
20:12 <Mikey> The netherlands came up with this semi truck, with a massive water container on the back
20:15 <Mikey> with a crane
20:18 <Mikey> just for electric cars
20:21 <Mikey> they pick em up
20:28 <Mikey> and submerge them for over 24 hours
20:38 <Mikey> only way to put the fire out for sure
21:09 <Bonny> yah
21:42 <Mikey> you know tesla?
21:54 <Bonny> heard of them
21:56 <Mikey> if a tesla has an accident, and the insurance company notifies tesla
22:06 <Demob> its a bit of a con isnt it? that documentary michael moore did was eye-opening. i didnt like his angle (which is depopulation) but it showed the hypocrisy of a lot of people/their companys
22:15 <Mikey> tesla automatically cuts the car off from supercharging and other features
22:25 <Mikey> so now it takes like 2 days to fully charge the car
22:36 <Bonny> wow
22:41 <Mikey> yeah Demob its all bullshit
22:47 <Demob> nod
22:52 <Mikey> but people are just too daft to notice
23:03 <Mikey> like I told bonny last week
23:07 <Mikey> the massive push for electric cars
23:14 <Mikey> is because you cant really control petrol
23:27 <Mikey> but electricity and electric cars can be turned off remotely
23:40 <Mikey> so if your a bad citzen, with social scores they will cut it off and your fucked
23:47 <Mikey> good luck doing that when I got an SS
23:55 <Mikey> ill just syphon fuel out of my next door neighbours car
24:00 <Demob> never heard of this man before but his show is pretty decent, and deserves more listeners https://rumble.com/vlviou-never-forget-the-13-ep-205.html
24:25 <Demob> mad max! :)
24:29 <Mikey> and also, green energy is extremely unreliable
24:37 <Mikey> so its fucks us up
24:38 <Demob> i sat in one of those v8s for mad max
24:40 <Demob> as a kid
24:45 <Demob> teh interceptor
24:49 <Mikey> whilst china is building mad fucking coal plants daily
24:56 <Mikey> hahahah yeah theyre awesome man
25:03 <Mikey> My grandma used to make those fords
25:48 <Mikey> Bonny, you know in the middle of summer, when everybody has their Aircons on? and the power grid drops out because it cant take the load?
26:00 <Demob> rofl 8:25
26:00 <Demob> how al roeker is pretending to be pushed around by the wind
26:02 <Bonny> that happens alot in greece
26:06 <Bonny> more so than here
26:07 <Mikey> now imagine every night at 6pm when every dickhead gets home and plugs in their 3 tonne dildo with wheels
26:11 <Mikey> yeap
27:00 <Demob> and some dude is walking very much normally and another time: someone does a cart-wheel behind him. rofllll
27:00 <Demob> god i love america
27:24 <Mikey> if we had nuclear energy then maybe we might have a fighting chance
27:26 <Mikey> but we dont
27:35 <Mikey> and that shit in its own has alot of drama's and issues
27:39 <Bonny> we have the materials
27:43 <Bonny> but we export it
27:49 <Mikey> yeah
27:55 <Mikey> the problem is
28:00 <Mikey> yeah its cheap energy
28:00 <Mikey> land of the free
28:00 <Mikey> wel used to be
28:05 <Mikey> with no or little emission
28:11 <Mikey> but what the fuck do you do with the waste?
28:28 <Bonny> yup
28:34 <Mikey> there is no real solution other than burying it, where it will be highly radioactive for millions of years
28:40 <Bonny> yup
28:52 <Mikey> remember in the 80s i think it was
28:54 <Mikey> the gulf war
28:58 <Bonny> yup
29:10 <Mikey> the americans came up with an awesome use for depleated uranium
29:15 <Mikey> they turned them into tank shells
29:26 <Mikey> as uranium is extremely dense and there for goes through everything
29:35 <Bonny> yup
29:41 <Mikey> fuck what a disaster that was in the gulf war. All the soldiers and people getting stupid sick
30:01 <Bonny> yup
30:07 <Mikey> yup
30:07 <Mikey> lol
30:14 <Mikey> ill leave ya alone now haha
30:18 <Bonny> why?
30:25 <Bonny> I'm listening
30:53 <Bonny> and agreeing with you
31:01 <Bonny> brb.. coffee time
31:31 <Mikey> lol seems like im busting your balls
32:00 <Demob> that cartwheel behind him was hilarious
32:00 <Demob> cnn does this shit all the time
34:00 <Mikey> lol
34:00 <Mikey> CommunistNewsNetwork
34:26 <Demob> im having a chamomile tea
34:27 <Bonny> not at all
34:30 <Demob> im trying to wind down
34:30 <Bonny> I'm back
34:33 <Demob> yay
35:01 <Mikey> camomile teas are the bomb
35:01 <Bonny> how's your ankle today?
35:06 <Mikey> fucked bonny
35:13 <Bonny> same everyday eh?
35:18 <Mikey> did a bbq tonight and now its flared up
35:23 <Bonny> eeks
35:33 <Mikey> yeah its pretty much fucked every day bons
35:33 <Mikey> but some days im super fucked
35:39 <Bonny> :(
36:10 <Mikey> story of my life lol
36:21 <Mikey> i got that pain management shit tomororw
36:27 <Bonny> it's the surgeons that fucked you ankle up
36:42 <Bonny> your*
37:01 <Bonny> each surgery they did on it only made it worse
37:21 <Mikey> yeah it was fucked before the surgery aswell
37:21 <Mikey> I had pain
37:22 <Mikey> but not like now
37:27 <Mikey> problem pre surgery was it was all loosy goosey
37:29 <Bonny> yeah it's worse now
37:43 <Mikey> I would always trip over my own foot
37:48 <Bonny> wow
37:55 <Mikey> and I couldnt want on uneven surfaces like grass
38:00 <Mikey> yeah bonny is was super fucked
38:07 <Bonny> sounds like it
38:16 <Mikey> yeah
38:40 <Bonny> and there is nothing they can do to fix the pain eh?
38:54 <Mikey> pain management
38:58 <Mikey> if that doesnt work
39:05 <Mikey> neurostimulator in the spine
39:09 <Mikey> which I dont want at all
39:10 <Bonny> eeks
39:12 <Bonny> yeah
39:52 <Mikey> yeah
40:03 <Bonny> doesn't sound too good
40:07 <Mikey> read and heard that it doesnt work most of the time
40:12 <Mikey> and it can cause more problems
40:15 <Bonny> yeah
40:19 <Bonny> I wouldn't do it
40:37 <Bonny> but then if pain managemet doesn't work and you're in a lot of pain.. there's not much else
40:40 <Mikey> nah im not fuck that
40:43 <Mikey> nothing
40:50 <Mikey> ive pretty much exhausted everything
40:53 <Bonny> yeah
40:59 <Mikey> other than an ankle fusion, where they weld it together
41:06 <Bonny> eeks
41:20 <Mikey> but the surgeon reckons even with a fused ankle i will still have constant pain
41:27 <Bonny> yeah you will
41:39 <Mikey> yeah
41:40 <Bonny> so what's the point of doing fusion then eh?
41:42 <Mikey> cut the cunt off
41:49 <Mikey> give me a wooden peg lol
41:54 <Mikey> dunno really
41:55 <Bonny> they won't do that
42:00 <Mikey> yeah I know
42:06 <Mikey> thats why you need to do it for me
42:10 <Bonny> lol
42:12 <Mikey> hehe
42:42 <Mikey> only thing that works is strong pain killers
42:46 <Mikey> like endone
42:53 <Bonny> yeah which they won't give you
42:54 <Mikey> but no bueno long term
43:03 <Mikey> yeap they wont give em to me
43:16 <Mikey> which is understandable
43:40 <Bonny> yeah it's not good for long term.. you will build a tolerant
44:13 <Mikey> yeap
44:18 <Bonny> shame
45:07 <Mikey> just keep swimming, just keep swimming just keep just keep just keep swimming, all you got to do is swim swim swim
45:42 <Bonny> lol
45:57 <Mikey> toook the SS out today
46:04 * Mikey rubs his face in satisfaction
46:06 <Bonny> nice
46:18 <Bonny> at least you can still drive etc
46:32 <Mikey> for now
46:35 <Bonny> yeah
46:43 <Mikey> ohh did you see the daily mail?
46:47 <Mikey> appranetly
46:55 <Mikey> you know that brett suttun cocksucker?
47:05 <Bonny> yeah him
47:06 <Mikey> he was the one that instated the ban on playgrounds for kids
47:07 <Bonny> what about him?
47:20 <Mikey> because he wanted to get back at parents because "we dont follow the rules"
47:20 <Bonny> well the playgrounds will be opened
47:36 <Mikey> yeah it had nothing to do with "safety"
47:45 <Mikey> and it was just to revenge against parents
47:50 <Bonny> ok
48:09 <Mikey> fucking cunt
49:16 * Mikey throws the dundee over his right shoulder
49:23 <Bonny> lol
49:43 <Mikey> who's pulse?
49:50 <Mikey> in melb
50:02 <Bonny> no idea.. never seen them b4
50:07 <Mikey> ahk
50:16 <Mikey> fuck what is it with people joining and not talking lol
50:24 <Bonny> I know right
50:31 <Mikey> like jumping in a car and just sit there. No driving
50:35 <^bozojim> I have not said a lot tonight
50:37 <Bonny> yeah lol
50:46 <Bonny> you still talk ^bozojim
50:50 <Mikey> yeah you still talk brother
50:52 <Bonny> just like now
50:59 <Mikey> melbourne there has been 0 activity all day lol
51:03 <Mikey> but like a million cunts in there
51:06 <^bozojim> lol
51:37 <^bozojim> I will be in front of my sewing machine much of tomorrow
51:38 <Bonny> #sydney has been the same
51:54 <Mikey> not even in sydney lol
52:01 <Mikey> needs a new owner to spruce it up
52:12 <Mikey> ^bozojim would be the perfect candidate
52:35 <^bozojim> not me
52:38 <^bozojim> I own a channel
52:39 <Mikey> why not?
52:50 <Mikey> ohhh whats your channel brother?
54:28 <^bozojim> in your pm
54:38 <^bozojim> as I am not into spamming channels in other rooms
55:00 <Mikey> ahh too good
55:04 <Mikey> let me sign in
55:12 Quit: Mikey ([email protected]) Changing hosts
55:12 Join: Mikey ([email protected]) to #Australia
55:12 Mode: (by lego.jp.austnet.org) +v Mikey
55:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Mikey
58:43 * Mikey rubs two sticks together
59:08 <Bonny> you see cos you linked your nicks, you can still get the @ when you identify
59:13 <+Mikey> "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"
59:14 <Bonny> to Mikey
59:24 <+Mikey> yes i noticed bonz :)
59:28 <Bonny> cool
59:47 <Bonny> cos I have the channel ops restricted.. that is you have to be identified b4 you get the @
00:04 <+Mikey> ahh cool
00:05 <+Mikey> smarts
00:13 <Bonny> yah protects the channel from takeovers
00:16 <+Mikey> stop somebody changing their names and getting in
00:18 <+Mikey> yup
04:52 <+Mikey> there is a hillybilly who wins the lotto and he treats himself to a brand new porsche. However he keeps bringing the car back into the dealer with a grenaded gearbox. After the 5th time the dealer is sick of replacing gearboxes under warranty and decide to investigate further as to why this hillbilly kept grenading gearboxes. So they send him, his car and a porsche factory test driver around a race track to try and mimic the issue. The hill
04:52 <+Mikey> billy gives his porsche hell, rowing all the gears from 1st to 5th. "See nothing wrong with out product" the porsche test driver exclaimed. The hill billy replies "Yeah, but the really problem is when you slot it into the R-acing gear...." as the hillbilly slots it into R
05:37 <^bozojim> lol
05:43 <Bonny> rofl
05:44 <Bonny> lol
05:49 <+Mikey> :)
07:48 <Demob> https://artflow.ai/
08:02 <+Mikey> better not be hardcore porn Demob lol
08:15 <Demob> lol no
08:33 <+Mikey> lol
08:50 <Bonny> lol
08:55 <Demob> its heavily congested
09:00 <Bonny> why not? what's wrong with porn?
09:03 <Demob> this site. interesting tho
10:15 <+Mikey> lmfao
10:23 <+Mikey> now I def know Bonny likes porn lmfao
10:35 <Bonny> :)
10:57 <+Mikey> girl on girl?
11:01 <+Mikey> guy on girl?
11:04 <+Mikey> guy on guy?
11:11 <+Mikey> racehorse on girl?
11:18 <Bonny> I'm a boring traditionist
11:42 <+Mikey> ahk guy on girl
11:47 <Bonny> yup
11:52 <+Mikey> perferably wedding attire
11:54 <+Mikey> ahk got it
16:09 <+Mikey> A lawyer gets out of his car carelessly and swings his door wide open in oncoming traffic where a car comes along and rips the door clean off his Ferrari. The car that hit the door comes to a screeching halt and the driver gets out to make sure the lawyer is ok. As he approaches the lawyers he see that the lawyer is missing his arm. "Holy shit! your arm! Its gone!" "FUCK THE ARM" screams the lawyer..... "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROLEX!"
16:36 <Bonny> lol
16:39 <^bozojim> lol
17:06 <^bozojim> so he was half armless
17:14 <^bozojim> and could not do a lot
17:30 <+Mikey> lol
20:42 <+Mikey> a russian soviet is super excited to be able to have the opportunity to order his first automobile for being such a hard working civvie. He goes to the showroom where he picks his colours and specs. "How long will it take for my car to be delivered" asked the russian worker.. "In about 6 years" said the salesman... "6 years? geee thats quite a while... Do you know if it will be in the morning or afternoon"exclaimed the russian worked. The
20:42 <+Mikey> salesman responds "Man its 6 years away, what does it matter if its in the morning or in the afternoon" to which the russian worker replied "Because the fridge repairman will be coming in the morning"
21:58 <Bonny> lol
22:42 <+Mikey> have I told you the barbie joke?
23:21 <Bonny> nup
25:44 <+Mikey> why did barbie never get pregnant?
25:49 <Bonny> why?
25:53 <+Mikey> because ken always came in a different box
25:59 <Bonny> lol
26:40 <+Mikey> if ithink of anymore ill thrown them up
26:49 <Bonny> no worries.. :)
26:56 <Bonny> did I tell you this one
26:58 <+Mikey> why are camels called ships of the desert?
27:03 <+Mikey> go lol
27:08 <Bonny> why were there hundreds of vietnamse in a tyre?
27:16 <+Mikey> fuck
27:17 <+Mikey> ummm
27:20 <+Mikey> dunnoi
27:23 <Bonny> it was a flat
27:33 <+Mikey> i dont get it lol
27:35 <+Mikey> fuck im retarded
27:44 <+Mikey> LMFAO
27:45 <Bonny> vietnamese share their homes
27:47 <+Mikey> I got it now ahhaa
27:49 <+Mikey> yeah yeah lol
27:49 <Bonny> lol
27:51 <+Mikey> hahaha
27:57 <+Mikey> why are camels called ships of the desert?
28:00 <Bonny> why?
28:04 <+Mikey> Because theyre full of arab semen
28:08 <Bonny> lol
28:49 <+Mikey> I had a good mate of mine invent explosive prayer mats.... Last time I spoke to him he said prophets were through the roof
28:58 <Bonny> lol
29:12 <+Mikey> they come back to me slowly lol
29:18 <Bonny> yup
29:19 <Bonny> lol
29:29 <^bozojim> lol
29:38 <+Mikey> why was hitler fuhrious?
29:39 <Bonny> what do you call an aborigine with a stick stuck up his bum?
29:43 <+Mikey> lmfao what/
29:48 <^bozojim> tonight the modem will not charge above 48%
29:49 <Bonny> a choc wedge
29:55 <+Mikey> lmfao
29:57 <+Mikey> hahahaha
30:10 <+Mikey> why was hitler fuhrious? Because he got the gas bill
30:10 <Bonny> what do you call an aborigine with dandruff?
30:14 <Bonny> lol
30:15 <+Mikey> lamington
30:16 <+Mikey> ?
30:17 <Bonny> yes
30:18 <Bonny> lol
30:19 <^bozojim> lol
30:19 <+Mikey> hahaha
30:26 <+Mikey> what do you call an abo going down a water slide?
30:32 <Bonny> what?
30:41 <+Mikey> sewage
30:43 <Bonny> lol
31:01 <+Mikey> what do you call an abo in a suit?
31:07 <Bonny> theif?
31:11 <+Mikey> the defendant
31:14 <Bonny> lol
32:16 <+Mikey> A good friend of mine got a tattoo of an aboriginal on his arm. Poor bugger now his arm don't work
32:47 <+Mikey> why are there no mexicans in the olympics?
33:09 <Bonny> why?
33:23 <+Mikey> because any mexican that can jump, run or swim is already in the united states
33:30 <Bonny> lol
33:31 <Bonny> What did the penis say to the condom?
33:36 <+Mikey> what?
33:42 <Bonny> Cover me, I’m going in
33:46 <+Mikey> lmfao
33:52 <+Mikey> deep sea diving lol
34:04 <Bonny> lol
34:06 <Bonny> What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?
34:14 <+Mikey> what?
34:21 <Bonny> Chewing gum
34:24 <+Mikey> ahhhh
34:45 <Bonny> What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms?
34:50 * Mikey smacks himself for being a dirty cunt
34:59 <+Mikey> melt them down and turn it into a goodyear lol
35:04 <Bonny> yup lol
35:09 <+Mikey> hahaha yeah I knew that one
35:11 <+Mikey> lol
35:26 <+Mikey> why do french people eat snails?
35:38 <+Mikey> because they dont like fast food
36:05 <Bonny> lol
36:09 <Bonny> What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
36:16 <+Mikey> lol what?
36:16 <^bozojim> night Mikey
36:20 <+Mikey> thanks for coming?
36:22 <^bozojim> talk tomorrow
36:24 <Bonny> yup lol
36:25 <Bonny> Thanks for coming!
36:26 <+Mikey> thanks for coming? night brother!
36:29 <+Mikey> lmfao
36:58 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) EOF from client
37:11 <Bonny> What did the penis say to the vagina?
37:19 <+Mikey> here i come? lol
37:22 <Bonny> Don’t make me come in there!
37:25 <+Mikey> LMFAO
37:30 <+Mikey> noiceeee
37:44 <Bonny> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
37:50 <+Mikey> what?
37:55 <Bonny> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
37:58 <+Mikey> fucking hell bonny is coming in hot with the jokjes
38:00 <+Mikey> LFMAO
38:00 <electrohead> o/
38:01 <+Mikey> hahahahahah
38:09 <Bonny> that one is my fave
38:13 <+Mikey> yeah tis good lol
38:44 <Bonny> Which sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
38:52 <+Mikey> doggy style?
38:55 <Bonny> Ask your mum!
38:58 <Bonny> lol
39:04 <Bonny> hahahhahaaha
39:09 <+Mikey> ouf
39:14 <+Mikey> but im a fucking stud
39:18 <Bonny> rofl
39:36 <Bonny> that one really cracks me up
39:52 <Bonny> Whats 72?
40:30 <+Mikey> a scientist goes into the bathroom, does his business and then washes his hands vigoursly for 5 mins and then uses a fuck tonne of paper to dry them "I went to university for 10 years and I learned to be hygenic"
40:30 <Bonny> 69 with three people watching.
40:49 <Bonny> lol
41:09 <Bonny> How is sex like air?
41:10 <+Mikey> a engineer goes in next, does his business then washes his hand sparodicly and uses a tiny bit of paper. "I went to university for 6 years and they taught me how to be environmentally friendly
41:39 <+Mikey> a carpenter goes in next, takes a piss and walks straight out. "I went to trade school for 3 years and they taight me not to piss on my hands"
41:44 <+Mikey> lmfao
41:45 <+Mikey> how?
41:51 <Bonny> lol
42:02 <Bonny> It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
42:08 <+Mikey> lmfao
42:11 <+Mikey> fucking true hey!
42:51 <Bonny> yup lol
42:53 <Bonny> What do you call an expert fisherman?
42:58 <+Mikey> what
43:04 <Bonny> A Master Baiter
43:11 <+Mikey> fuckkk me lol hahaa
43:29 <Bonny> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
43:30 <+Mikey> too bad he aint a cervix pounderlol
43:37 <+Mikey> what?
43:46 <Bonny> Beat it. We’re closed.
43:51 <+Mikey> LMFAO
43:55 <+Mikey> fuck I got a good one bonny
43:57 <+Mikey> but its long
44:02 <Bonny> say it
45:05 <+Mikey> Harley davidson passes away and is meet at the gates of heaven by saint peter
45:29 <+Mikey> "st peter, please take me to god as there is an important matter I must settle with him" asked Harley
45:53 <+Mikey> "well i dont usually accept requests like that, but since you have been such a good soul I shall take you straight to god" replied peter
45:58 <+Mikey> and peter takes harley to god
47:12 <+Mikey> Harley then goes to god "Look god, lets talk inventor to inventer. Your woman invention is totally floored! The rear end is way to jangly and loose, the headlights dipp to low, and it sounds terrible when you really rag on em"
47:44 <+Mikey> god responds "Ahh yes you are right, I could of done a better job on the woman........ But last time I checked way more men are riding my machine than yours!"
47:53 <Bonny> lol
48:28 <Bonny> good one
48:31 <+Mikey> :)
49:20 <+Mikey> fuck I miss snoop lol
49:28 <+Mikey> he was really quite the last 2 nights
49:51 <Bonny> yeah guess he got busy?
49:55 <Bonny> "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
50:16 <+Mikey> lmfao
50:32 <+Mikey> what do women and a 747 have in common?
50:38 <Bonny> ??
50:45 <+Mikey> both have flaps and a cockpit
50:49 <Bonny> lol
51:12 <Bonny> Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
51:21 <+Mikey> hahahahahahaha
51:53 <+Mikey> why do irish men wear 2 condoms during sex?
52:00 <Bonny> ??
52:03 <+Mikey> to be sure to be sure
52:05 <Bonny> lol
52:07 <Bonny> What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
52:13 <+Mikey> what?
52:18 <Bonny> Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
52:36 <+Mikey> ouf lol
53:06 <Bonny> "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
53:29 <+Mikey> ouf
53:32 <+Mikey> OUFFF
53:33 <Bonny> lol
53:35 <+Mikey> BIG OUFFF
53:39 <Bonny> yup lol
53:39 <+Mikey> YUGEEEEE OUFFF
53:40 <+Mikey> lol
53:44 <Bonny> A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
53:53 <Bonny> lol
53:56 <+Mikey> hahahahaha
54:03 <+Mikey> ohh i got a longy one
54:51 <Bonny> go on
55:29 <+Mikey> An armed theif breaks into a house and at gun point gets the husband and ties him up to a chair infront of the bed. He then proceedes to whisper something in the wifes ear and runs out of the room. The husband goes to the wife "its ok dear, let him do as he pleases with you......... I will always love you no matter what so be strong my love, BE STRONG!"
56:15 <+Mikey> the wife starts laughing and goes "its ok my love, he told me his gay and asked where the KY was and I told him in the bathroom cabinet. Its ok dear, I will always love yo no matter what so be strong my love!"
56:34 <Bonny> lol
56:36 <Bonny> hahahha
56:40 <Bonny> An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
56:51 <+Mikey> faaaaaark
56:53 <+Mikey> lmfao
56:56 <Bonny> hahahahhha
56:59 <+Mikey> must of been a fucking tunnel lol
57:02 <Bonny> lol
57:08 <+Mikey> drive a landcruiser through it lol
57:29 <Bonny> What do you call a cheap circumcision?
57:36 <+Mikey> what?
57:38 <Bonny> A rip-off!
57:49 <+Mikey> lmfao
57:50 <+Mikey> ouch
57:54 <Bonny> yup big ouch
57:57 <Bonny> lol
58:14 <Bonny> What do you do when your cat's dead?
58:29 <+Mikey> what?
58:31 <Bonny> Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
58:39 <+Mikey> fuck thats a dark one lol
58:47 <Bonny> yup lol
59:03 <+Mikey> lol
59:27 <Bonny> What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
59:57 <+Mikey> mooooing?
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