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00:00 <anotherirc3r> going well thanks snookums. how's you?!
00:08 <beehhh> flowers for you
00:13 <beehhh> https://imgur.com/a/C2v2gT2
00:14 <jigsaw> its that time of night what can i say
00:54 <jigsaw> the land too? thanks beehhh
01:00 <jigsaw> great, good to see you :) xxxxlixx
01:28 * jigsaw settles now
01:43 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdOMV-yTRg
01:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lavender - Marillion (Oct 13, 2013) Length: 3:36 - Category: Music - 254,501 views - 2,279 likes (97.7%), 54 dislikes (2.3%)
01:51 <beehhh> 3pm here
02:00 <anotherirc3r> hey, whoa
02:00 <anotherirc3r> creepo
02:06 <beehhh> 24 april 2019
02:08 <jigsaw> what planet are you on
02:17 <anotherirc3r> as if you ever settle
02:20 <jigsaw> uk?
02:41 <beehhh> planet gallipoli
03:00 <jigsaw> teeheehee
03:04 <jigsaw> far away
05:00 <jigsaw> "oh yes they call him the creep, fastest thing on two feet, hes as proud as he can be, despite public critique"
05:00 <anotherirc3r> ahaha
05:25 <beehhh> im planning to live in canada someday
06:00 <jigsaw> boogady boogady baby
06:00 <beehhh> flowers for you
06:00 <beehhh> https://imgur.com/a/C2v2gT2
06:00 <jigsaw> its that time of night what can i say
06:08 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-MvwRoC1qo
06:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Canada Travel Guide | 10 Best Places To Visit | Discover Fantastic Things to Do, Places to Go (Dec 25, 2018) Length: 11:46 - Category: Travel & Events - 18,078 views - 260 likes (96.7%), 9 dislikes (3.3%)
07:00 <jigsaw> the land too? thanks beehhh
08:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdOMV-yTRg
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lavender - Marillion (Oct 13, 2013) Length: 3:36 - Category: Music - 254,501 views - 2,279 likes (97.7%), 54 dislikes (2.3%)
08:00 <beehhh> 3pm here
08:00 <beehhh> 24 april 2019
08:00 <jigsaw> what planet are you on
08:00 <anotherirc3r> as if you ever settle
08:00 <jigsaw> uk?
09:00 <beehhh> planet gallipoli
09:00 <jigsaw> far away
09:02 <jigsaw> ya right i dont settle
09:09 <jigsaw> i wanna get my hands on ya
09:11 <beehhh> what happens in china town today the commissioners cordoned off
09:27 <anotherirc3r> naughty
09:33 <jigsaw> you rang?
09:34 <anotherirc3r> i heard about that too beehhh
09:56 <beehhh> in 1997 i was a student there
10:15 <beehhh> visiting little china town almost everyday
10:41 <beehhh> a penny for your thoughts my dear
11:00 <beehhh> im planning to live in canada someday
11:38 <beehhh> London has a lot more emigrants that the locals
11:41 <anotherirc3r> chinatown has good dumplings
12:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-MvwRoC1qo
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Canada Travel Guide | 10 Best Places To Visit | Discover Fantastic Things to Do, Places to Go (Dec 25, 2018) Length: 11:46 - Category: Travel & Events - 18,078 views - 260 likes (96.7%), 9 dislikes (3.3%)
12:19 <beehhh> i bought omega3 tofu yesterday from chinese story
12:27 <beehhh> made in sg
12:46 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:56 <jigsaw> hey zade
13:04 <jigsaw> fuck missed
13:07 <beehhh> https://www.fairprice.com.sg/product/fortune-silken-tofu-japanese-with-omega-3-300g-12510147
13:57 <beehhh> canada is calling we come in peace
14:05 <beehhh> what have you done jen
14:18 <jigsaw> shoot to kill men!
14:47 <beehhh> shooting men
14:56 <beehhh> raining men
15:00 <jigsaw> ya right i dont settle
15:00 <jigsaw> i wanna get my hands on ya
15:00 <beehhh> what happens in china town today the commissioners cordoned off
15:00 <anotherirc3r> naughty
15:00 <jigsaw> you rang?
15:00 <anotherirc3r> i heard about that too beehhh
15:13 <anotherirc3r> haha
15:30 <anotherirc3r> i can't believe i'm getting tired too
15:41 <jigsaw> me either, i thought you were immortal
16:00 <beehhh> in 1997 i was a student there
16:00 <beehhh> visiting little china town almost everyday
16:03 <anotherirc3r> lol far from it
16:04 <anotherirc3r> i
16:10 <anotherirc3r> damn keyboard
16:16 <anotherirc3r> i've been eating badly lately too
16:24 <jigsaw> aww
16:44 <jigsaw> are you a keyboard warrior giving scomo shit?
16:56 <anotherirc3r> lol absolutely not
17:00 <beehhh> a penny for your thoughts my dear
17:08 <jigsaw> what! start!
17:28 <beehhh> https://www.pharmacyonline.com.au/lifestream-chlorella-500mg-cap-x-200
17:34 <anotherirc3r> no, dammit
18:00 <beehhh> London has a lot more emigrants that the locals
18:00 <anotherirc3r> chinatown has good dumplings
18:00 <beehhh> i bought omega3 tofu yesterday from chinese story
18:00 <beehhh> made in sg
18:18 <beehhh> people here live longer
18:48 <anotherirc3r> is that stuff good beehhh?
19:00 <jigsaw> hey zade
19:00 <jigsaw> fuck missed
19:00 <beehhh> https://www.fairprice.com.sg/product/fortune-silken-tofu-japanese-with-omega-3-300g-12510147
19:16 <beehhh> i heard my twin brother has become a schizophrenia on medication
19:25 <beehhh> the best, if i were you...
19:48 <beehhh> https://www.pharmacyonline.com.au/synergy-natural-chlorella-organic-powder-200g
19:58 <beehhh> i'd mix them with orange juice
20:00 <beehhh> canada is calling we come in peace
20:00 <beehhh> what have you done jen
20:00 <jigsaw> shoot to kill men!
20:05 <beehhh> i prefer carrot juice btw
21:00 <beehhh> shooting men
21:00 <beehhh> raining men
21:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
21:00 <anotherirc3r> i can't believe i'm getting tired too
21:37 <beehhh> https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chlorella-Powder-Japanese-Yaeyama-Vulgaris/dp/B00VVLPZ1G
22:00 <jigsaw> me either, i thought you were immortal
22:00 <anotherirc3r> lol far from it
22:00 <anotherirc3r> i
22:00 <anotherirc3r> damn keyboard
22:00 <anotherirc3r> i've been eating badly lately too
22:00 <jigsaw> aww
22:42 <beehhh> lifestram is a nz company
22:55 <beehhh> synerdy is aussie
23:00 <jigsaw> are you a keyboard warrior giving scomo shit?  
23:00 <anotherirc3r> lol absolutely not
23:00 <jigsaw> what!  start!
23:00 <beehhh> https://www.pharmacyonline.com.au/lifestream-chlorella-500mg-cap-x-200
23:00 <anotherirc3r> no, dammit
23:12 <beehhh> but they sourced them from taiwan anyway
24:00 <beehhh> people here live longer 
25:00 <anotherirc3r> is that stuff good beehhh?
25:00 <beehhh> i heard my twin brother has become a schizophrenia on medication
25:00 <beehhh> the best, if i were you...
26:00 <beehhh> https://www.pharmacyonline.com.au/synergy-natural-chlorella-organic-powder-200g
26:00 <beehhh> i'd mix them with orange juice
26:00 <beehhh> i prefer carrot juice btw
27:00 <beehhh> https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chlorella-Powder-Japanese-Yaeyama-Vulgaris/dp/B00VVLPZ1G
27:28 <jigsaw> exo about?
28:42 <anotherirc3r> never
28:44 <anotherirc3r> he's a snob
28:51 <jigsaw> yeah
29:00 <beehhh> lifestram is a nz company
29:00 <beehhh> synerdy is aussie
29:00 <beehhh> but they sourced them from taiwan anyway
29:51 <beehhh> act has less msg in foods compared with melb
30:19 <beehhh> best cook meals in your kitchen
31:32 <anotherirc3r> msg tastes good though
31:53 <jigsaw> mmm chippies
32:22 <beehhh> especially in the little bourke st
32:34 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThFCg0tBDck
32:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (remember to breathe) - Travel Alberta, Canada (Oct 23, 2011) Length: 2:59 - Category: Travel & Events - 6,677,028 views - 36,728 likes (91.4%), 3,449 dislikes (8.6%)
33:00 <jigsaw> exo about?
35:00 <anotherirc3r> never
35:00 <anotherirc3r> he's a snob
35:00 <jigsaw> yeah
35:07 <beehhh> jen you should have kids by now
35:34 <jigsaw> i want jen to have 20 kids
35:49 <beehhh> one each
36:00 <beehhh> act has less msg in foods compared with melb
36:00 <beehhh> best cook meals in your kitchen
36:54 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcDd1bUFmw
36:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Octomom’s Kids Celebrate Their 10th Birthday (Jan 31, 2019) Length: 2:28 - Category: News & Politics - 552,367 views - 7,257 likes (97.9%), 152 dislikes (2.1%)
37:00 <anotherirc3r> msg tastes good though
37:27 Part: mesph ([email protected]) from #sydney
38:00 <jigsaw> mmm chippies
38:00 <beehhh> especially in the little bourke st
38:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThFCg0tBDck
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (remember to breathe) - Travel Alberta, Canada (Oct 23, 2011) Length: 2:59 - Category: Travel & Events - 6,677,028 views - 36,728 likes (91.4%), 3,449 dislikes (8.6%)
39:18 * jigsaw whips jen with a soggy noodle
40:01 <beehhh> asylum seeker turning with too many kids
40:43 <anotherirc3r> haha wt
40:44 <anotherirc3r> f
40:46 <anotherirc3r> geez
40:57 <jigsaw> :D
41:00 <beehhh> jen you should have kids by now
41:00 <jigsaw> i want jen to have 20 kids
42:00 <beehhh> one each
42:22 <beehhh> Departure (direct) London Heathrow (LHR) Mon 6 May, 2019, 10:05 Calgary (YYC) Mon 6 May, 2019, 11:55 Air Canada AC851 Return (1 stopover) Calgary (YYC) Mon 27 May, 2019, 23:55 London Heathrow (LHR) Tue 28 May, 2019, 21:00 Air Canada Travel time: 8h 50min (direct) Travel time: 14h 5min (1 stopover)	 £507.23 Price per adult
42:30 <beehhh> v cheap here
43:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcDd1bUFmw
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Octomom’s Kids Celebrate Their 10th Birthday (Jan 31, 2019) Length: 2:28 - Category: News & Politics - 552,367 views - 7,257 likes (97.9%), 152 dislikes (2.1%)
43:32 <beehhh> alright fans gotta go the parks
43:40 <beehhh> see ya later
43:55 <jigsaw> seeya
43:57 <anotherirc3r> have fun!
44:13 <beehhh> price inclusive
44:16 <beehhh> ciao
44:18 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #sydney
44:39 <jigsaw> just us and a whole lot of perves :)
45:06 <anotherirc3r> what are you saying? you're the perve!
45:24 <jigsaw> nah im one half of the us
46:00 <beehhh> asylum seeker turning with too many kids
47:00 <anotherirc3r> haha wt
47:00 <anotherirc3r> f
47:00 <anotherirc3r> geez
47:00 <jigsaw> :D
48:00 <beehhh> Departure   (direct) London Heathrow (LHR) Mon 6 May, 2019, 10:05 Calgary (YYC) Mon 6 May, 2019, 11:55 Air Canada AC851 Return   (1 stopover) Calgary (YYC) Mon 27 May, 2019, 23:55 London Heathrow (LHR) Tue 28 May, 2019, 21:00 Air Canada Travel time:  8h 50min (direct) Travel time:  14h 5min (1 stopover)	 £507.23 Price per adult 
48:00 <beehhh> v cheap here
48:26 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:00 <beehhh> alright fans gotta go the parks
50:00 <beehhh> see ya later
50:00 <jigsaw> seeya
50:00 <anotherirc3r> have fun!
50:00 <beehhh> price inclusive
50:00 <beehhh> ciao
51:00 <jigsaw> just us and a whole lot of perves :)
51:00 <anotherirc3r> what are you saying? you're the perve!
51:00 <jigsaw> nah im one half of the us
56:06 <chris`> hey
56:11 <chris`> sappening
02:00 <chris`> hey
02:00 <chris`> sappening
02:08 <jigsaw> jen and i are having an affair
02:17 <anotherirc3r> nope
02:30 <anotherirc3r> not sure my boyfriend would like that haha
08:00 <jigsaw> jen and i are having an affair
08:00 <anotherirc3r> nope
08:00 <anotherirc3r> not sure my boyfriend would like that haha
12:55 Join: KangaPoint ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:20 <anotherirc3r> hi KangaPoint
19:00 <anotherirc3r> hi KangaPoint
20:01 <KangaPoint> hai anotherirc3r !!
20:13 <KangaPoint> :o
20:22 <KangaPoint> that was nearly 10mins ago
20:49 <anotherirc3r> haha yes. how slack
21:14 <KangaPoint> very slack
21:22 <KangaPoint> i got so many channels
21:26 <KangaPoint> :(
21:41 <KangaPoint> gotta have many channels
21:43 <anotherirc3r> i suppose i can forgive you
21:50 <KangaPoint> coz not all are active all the time
22:04 <KangaPoint> how u, anotherirc3r?
22:10 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.161.193) from #sydney
22:48 <anotherirc3r> i'm good thanks and yourself?!
23:12 <KangaPoint> im fine here
23:34 <KangaPoint> <-- scanned news, calculate probability world will survived to close of day
23:51 <KangaPoint> <-- looking for music to play
24:17 <KangaPoint> i could have sworn i remember u used to live arond bondi beach
24:25 <KangaPoint> around*
24:28 <anotherirc3r> i've never lived in Sydney
24:44 <jigsaw> qlder?
24:45 <KangaPoint> somehow i got that in my memory
24:59 <anotherirc3r> nope. Vic hehe
26:00 <KangaPoint> hai anotherirc3r !!
26:00 <KangaPoint> :o
26:00 <KangaPoint> that was nearly 10mins ago
27:00 <anotherirc3r> haha yes. how slack
27:00 <KangaPoint> very slack
27:00 <KangaPoint> i got so many channels
27:00 <KangaPoint> :(
28:00 <KangaPoint> gotta have many channels
28:00 <anotherirc3r> i suppose i can forgive you
28:00 <KangaPoint> coz not all are active all the time
28:00 <KangaPoint> how u, anotherirc3r?
29:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm good thanks and yourself?!
29:00 <KangaPoint> im fine here
29:00 <KangaPoint> <-- scanned news, calculate probability world will survived to close of day
29:37 <KangaPoint> kelevera lived a block from me in melb
29:49 <anotherirc3r> ohh, wow
29:56 <KangaPoint> we never knew each other
29:59 <KangaPoint> lol
30:00 <KangaPoint> <-- looking for music to play
30:00 <KangaPoint> i could have sworn i remember u used to live arond bondi beach
30:00 <KangaPoint> around*
30:00 <anotherirc3r> i've never lived in Sydney
30:09 <KangaPoint> we chat here sometimes
30:34 <KangaPoint> i only realized where she used to live a few months ago
31:00 <jigsaw> qlder?
31:00 <KangaPoint> somehow i got that in my memory
31:00 <anotherirc3r> nope. Vic hehe
31:18 <anotherirc3r> that's cool
32:41 <KangaPoint> but then again, i lived in many suburbs in melb
32:51 <anotherirc3r> where did you live?
33:53 <KangaPoint> keysborough, springvale, clayton, foresthill, boxhill, rowville, preston,
34:41 <anotherirc3r> whoa
34:44 <anotherirc3r> you have been everywhere
35:09 <KangaPoint> sydney: ryde, pyrmont(across street to darlingharbor)
35:22 <KangaPoint> yea country towns in vic too
35:25 <KangaPoint> i didnt name them
35:48 <jigsaw> gnight jenjen
35:52 <jigsaw> night kanga
36:00 <KangaPoint> night jigsaw
36:00 <KangaPoint> kelevera lived a block from me in melb
36:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, wow
36:00 <KangaPoint> we never knew each other
36:00 <KangaPoint> lol
36:00 <KangaPoint> we chat here sometimes
36:00 <KangaPoint> i only realized where she used to live a few months ago
36:05 <KangaPoint> so ur jen
36:23 <jigsaw> oops
36:31 <KangaPoint> i used to hear ur name here
36:44 <KangaPoint> never know who that mysterious person was
36:58 <KangaPoint> that mystery solved now
36:59 <KangaPoint> lol
37:00 <anotherirc3r> that's cool
37:16 * jigsaw runs
37:19 Part: jigsaw ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:39 <anotherirc3r> yes, i'm Jen
37:47 <anotherirc3r> i hope you haven't heard bad things
38:05 <KangaPoint> good, bad and ugly stuff
38:21 <KangaPoint> some might have been made up too
38:53 <KangaPoint> however not much of it left in memory etc
38:53 Part: President_Trump ([email protected]) from #sydney
38:59 <KangaPoint> time has erased most of it
39:00 <KangaPoint> but then again, i lived in many suburbs in melb
39:00 <anotherirc3r> where did you live?
39:45 <anotherirc3r> ahh, fair enough
39:48 <anotherirc3r> do you have a name then?
39:57 <KangaPoint> nope
40:00 <KangaPoint> keysborough, springvale, clayton, foresthill, boxhill, rowville, preston, 
40:03 <KangaPoint> i dont use real name online
40:42 <KangaPoint> coz its invocation uncover my aura and persona online
40:52 <KangaPoint> :p
41:00 <anotherirc3r> whoa
41:00 <anotherirc3r> you have been everywhere
41:00 <KangaPoint> sydney: ryde, pyrmont(across street to darlingharbor)
41:00 <KangaPoint> yea country towns in vic too
41:00 <KangaPoint> i didnt name them
41:11 <KangaPoint> i should tell tho
41:26 <anotherirc3r> haha okay then
42:00 <jigsaw> gnight jenjen
42:00 <jigsaw> night kanga
42:00 <KangaPoint> night jigsaw 
42:00 <KangaPoint> so ur jen
42:00 <jigsaw> oops
42:00 <KangaPoint> i used to hear ur name here
42:26 <KangaPoint> ppl can refer to me as kangapoint
43:00 <KangaPoint> never know who that mysterious person was
43:00 <KangaPoint> that mystery solved now
43:00 <KangaPoint> lol
43:28 <KangaPoint> until im to shameful to use it anymore
43:32 <KangaPoint> lol
44:00 <anotherirc3r> yes, i'm Jen
44:00 <anotherirc3r> i hope you haven't heard bad things
44:00 <KangaPoint> good, bad and ugly stuff
44:00 <KangaPoint> some might have been made up too
44:03 <anotherirc3r> aww
45:00 <KangaPoint> however not much of it left in memory etc
45:00 <KangaPoint> time has erased most of it
46:00 <anotherirc3r> ahh, fair enough
46:00 <anotherirc3r> do you have a name then?
46:00 <KangaPoint> nope
46:00 <KangaPoint> i dont use real name online
47:00 <KangaPoint> coz its invocation uncover my aura and persona online
47:00 <KangaPoint> :p
47:00 <KangaPoint> i should tell tho
47:00 <anotherirc3r> haha okay then
48:00 <KangaPoint> ppl can refer to me as kangapoint
49:00 <KangaPoint> until im to shameful to use it anymore
49:00 <KangaPoint> lol
50:00 <anotherirc3r> aww
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56:12 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:00 <Lumeah> Morning xm 
20:00 <b1rd> Heys
33:00 <Lumeah> Morning 
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15:00 <KangaPoint> moring still?!
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29:00 <Lumeah> Morning 
11:00 <beagle> !seen kelevra
11:00 <StatsOP> Kelevra ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 13 hours, 40 minutes ago stating "{}".
11:00 <beagle> Lol
15:00 <Exo> good morning friends
20:00 <seaner> lmao
20:00 <seaner> beagle
21:00 <Lumeah> Morning exo 
23:00 <Exo> morning Lumeah
23:00 <Exo> wots crackin
25:00 <HellFury> good moaning
27:00 <Exo> good moaning to u too
28:00 <b1rd> Hehe
28:00 <Exo> Got a wisdom tooth comin in
28:00 <Exo> its killin
35:00 <HellFury> fock that
36:00 <HellFury> i got one of the twins sniffling n sneezing
36:00 <HellFury> i hope he hasn't got my bug
46:00 <b1rd> Sup
50:00 <HellFury> mmm waiting for 22 yr old nephew and then out of here for a few hrs
51:00 <beagle> Hi
52:00 <Floss> where you off to
53:00 <HellFury> my mums
53:00 <HellFury> she flew in yesterday
53:00 <HellFury> so i'll go see her and drop twins off same time
54:00 <Floss> oh thats nice does she live pretty far away?
54:00 <HellFury> an hr drive
54:00 <HellFury> i live in Sth Brisbane she lives up north
54:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/bckSA66
55:00 <HellFury> i had to wake Isaac up (kid on the left)
55:00 <HellFury> twin 1 (Right) Ethan woke up just after i did
55:00 <Floss> awww theyre so cute
56:00 <Exo> Morning chumps
56:00 <HellFury> mmm nephews i do school pick ups on my brothers week he has them
56:00 <HellFury> cept he took this week off
57:00 <HellFury> and gma flying in from PNG so their gonna go spend 2 nights instead with her
57:00 <Floss> thats cool they get to see her
57:00 <Floss> its hard when family is spread out
57:00 <HellFury> well mums been in PNG since late Nov caring for her mum
58:00 <HellFury> so shes come down for the UK trip next month
58:00 <Floss> thats crazy is really dangerous over there isnt it?
58:00 <Floss> she should bring her here
58:00 <HellFury> bros finally saved up enough to take his wife on honeymoon n taking mum n dad
58:00 <HellFury> gmas almost 95
58:00 <HellFury> shes blind
58:00 <HellFury> and health is declining
59:00 <Floss> oh ok fair enough
59:00 <HellFury> so to fly her down now
59:00 <HellFury> it could almost you know kill her
59:00 <Floss> yeah i see
59:00 <Floss> bbl client
59:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 Floss...
59:00 <HellFury> also dementia bad idea moving someone when they have that
09:00 <HellFury> bbl
09:00 <lx> 1 hb1 HellFury...
39:00 <Exo> the chips are in the oven
39:00 <Exo> might put some potato cakes in soon
56:00 <beagle> !seen king of thieves
56:00 <StatsOP> king ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 222 days, 15 hours, 37 minutes ago stating (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
57:00 <beagle> Lol
57:00 <Floss> morning
57:00 <beagle> Mornin
57:00 <Floss> gday b1rd
57:00 <T-City> Exo, where is Kezzie?
58:00 <beagle> !seen matcat
58:00 <StatsOP> beagle, I don't remember seeing matcat.
58:00 <beagle> Ok
58:00 <beagle> !seen me
58:00 <StatsOP> beagle, I don't remember seeing me.
58:00 <beagle> Haha
59:00 <Floss> lol
59:00 <Floss> fun with bots
59:00 <beagle> Devils dont use mirrors
59:00 <Floss> i came to work 2 hours early for no fucking reason
59:00 <Floss> skjgbsigbs
59:00 <beagle> !8ball will my cat stop asking for a 15th breakfast by noon
00:00 <beagle> Oh ok
00:00 <beagle> No work to do
00:00 <beagle> Do u wprk
00:00 <Floss> omg so i got my bfs cat some sachet food, now her litter box fucking reeeeeeeeeeks
00:00 <beagle> At the morgue
00:00 <beagle> Sloppy no
00:00 <beagle> Loaf good
00:00 <Floss> he would only ever give her dry food and i felt bad for her
00:00 <beagle> Sloppy makes sloppy
01:00 <Floss> but she loves the stuff in sachets and doesnt really eat the loaf stuff in a tin
01:00 <beagle> Mince
01:00 <beagle> U gave his cat mince
01:00 <Floss> i hate her but i still think she needs wet food
01:00 <beagle> Ok?
01:00 <Floss> i dont like her enough to get her mince
02:00 <beagle> Not human grade
02:00 <Floss> the smell is so bad its all thru the house its fucked
02:00 <beagle> But sloppy joe for cat is mince
02:00 <beagle> Lol same
02:00 <Floss> i said maybe get different litter stuff he only uses the recycled paper
02:00 <beagle> I bought wrong 1
02:00 <Exo> at foodstar i believe
03:00 <Floss> i feel bad cause she goes apeshit for this new food, but in like 2 days the smell is unbearable
03:00 <beagle> She or he
03:00 <beagle> Well cat will starve if gets nothing
03:00 <Floss> shes a picky bitch i dont reckon she would even go for mince
04:00 <beagle> My cat loves premium human grade mince
04:00 <Floss> shes really overweight too but he feeds her fuck all
04:00 <beagle> Lol
04:00 <Floss> i have no experience with cats
04:00 <Floss> i hate her for all the fucking hair everywhere
04:00 <T-City> Where is Jules?
04:00 <T-City> The channel traitors
05:00 <Floss> i think we will just go back to gving her biscuits
06:00 <beagle> Adopt a new bf
06:00 <Floss> noooo
06:00 <Floss> i loves him
07:00 <beagle> With all his cat
07:00 <beagle> No dogs?
08:00 <beagle> Cats r bit standbackoffish
08:00 <Floss> i have a dog but shes fkn awesome and doesnt shed
09:00 <Floss> i do like his cat really....the hair just pisses me off
09:00 <beagle> My cat doesnt shed much
09:00 <Floss> this bitch is fluffy
09:00 <beagle> Mines not fluffy hence
09:00 <Floss> i bought a new work desk so the bitch rolls all over it and gets her hair all over it
09:00 <Floss> cunt
09:00 <Lumeah> 🐱
09:00 <beagle> Lmao
10:00 <Floss> oh is this yours? fkn give it here
10:00 <Lumeah> Peer prrr prrr
10:00 <Floss> shes a dead set cunt but i kind of find it endearing
10:00 <beagle> Lol
12:00 <Floss> im hungry
15:00 <beagle> Yeh me 2
16:00 <Floss> its all too far
16:00 <beagle> Bacon n eggs
16:00 <beagle> On toast
16:00 <Lumeah> Lol
16:00 <Lumeah> O00o0o0h 
18:00 <Floss> i had nutella
19:00 <beagle> Hazelnuts
19:00 <beagle> I wonder if there is a walnut spread
19:00 <beagle> Or macedamia
19:00 <beagle> Or not
19:00 <Floss> macademia
19:00 <beagle> Yer
19:00 <Floss> the learning of nuts
19:00 <beagle> Lol
21:00 <beagle> Macadamia r tasty
21:00 <Floss> i got into a drunken fight with a pentecostal christian because my drunk ears kept hearing pannecota christian and i thought that meant they worshipped desserts
21:00 <beagle> Pitachoo makes good liqour i heard
21:00 <beagle> Pistachio
21:00 <beagle> Lol
25:00 <beagle> Do u brush cat
25:00 <beagle> Or
25:00 <beagle> Long haires pet spose b brushed
25:00 <beagle> Cat a combs!
25:00 <beagle> Lol
26:00 <Floss> yeh i do it about twice a week but she bites after like 10 seconds
26:00 <beagle> Oh
26:00 <Floss> i wanna drug and shave the bitch
29:00 <beagle> I wouldnt let it bite me
29:00 <beagle> Or move
29:00 <beagle> For that matter
29:00 <beagle> Or
29:00 <beagle> Try like thus
29:00 <beagle> Gee. Lol
30:00 <beagle> When cat sleepy
30:00 <beagle> Do it gently
30:00 <beagle> Then as u gain trust
30:00 <beagle> Swift but not too hard
32:00 <Floss> shes getting better
32:00 <Floss> ugh screw this im buying food
32:00 <beagle> Ok
44:00 <Floss> my internet went fucky
44:00 <Floss> where is everyone
59:00 <Floss> minute silence
59:00 <Floss> now
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Gooood morning :)
03:00 <Floosy> Bah
05:00 <b1rd> Gday
08:00 <Floss> mornin
11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How are we all?
12:00 <Lumeah> Sup Cosmic^Girl 
12:00 <Floss> working :|
13:00 <Kelevra> working means moolah
16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw working :(
17:00 <Floss> yeah its ok i guess
17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have to go back tomorrow. Boooooo
17:00 <Floss> and i wore slippers to work so its not all bad
17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No that's not all bad
19:00 <Floss> so quiet :(
19:00 <Floss> https://ibb.co/dD52Gp8?fbclid=IwAR2bTbO1s3ly_IHEUL1tIwVbUHKzAoxjFmNo9kOoYJD5-RrJrIRknSZFuZU
20:00 <Floss> now im hungry
21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Alrighty, I'm going to go and hunt down some coffffeeee
21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> xx
37:00 <Floss> vaginaboob
46:00 <Floss> hi beagle
46:00 <beagle> Hello
47:00 <beagle> Wafching local anzac march
47:00 <beagle> They r on abc
50:00 <Floss> im at work wishing i could go back to bed
50:00 <Kelevra> no one liked my anzac day post on fb so fuck them
50:00 <Kelevra> asshole people
51:00 <Kelevra> oh wait, my cousin just liked my post and is probably stealing my pics
51:00 <Kelevra> she tried to claim she had the last pic of my grandfather
51:00 <Kelevra> but she doesn't
52:00 <Floss> why is it that certain events turn family member into total fuckheads...its usually funerals
52:00 <Floss> members*
53:00 <Kelevra> yer well i'm half irish, i've seen it all
53:00 <Kelevra> irish people can be so fkn harsh and weird
54:00 <Floss> https://ibb.co/RyswzJY?fbclid=IwAR2WDgpzkgZWYN1PGN7XxMbWTqL6gKFzEbv7JCiB3MTIsGSdGbMx3FFaDXg
54:00 <Kelevra> is it weird to say I think my grandfather looks attractive? I've never met him and he died when my mum was 8 and I mean @ his age in the pic he looks alright
54:00 <Kelevra> yer.. that's creepy
54:00 <Kelevra> =\
55:00 <Floss> im so ronrey
55:00 <Floss> its not that bad
55:00 <Floss> a lot of parents can see their kids attractiveness
55:00 <Floss> its not like you wanna bang
56:00 <Floss> i want coffee and i want several melting moments
56:00 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58443934_10157177114185396_212844508876898304_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=b3478ad60bff0c3df4c505314f7996a4&oe=5D2D0FEB
56:00 <Kelevra> he kind of looks like a female now that I star @ the pic
57:00 <Kelevra> stare*
57:00 <Floss> yeah he was pretty hot
57:00 <Kelevra> looks kinda like a skinny elvis
57:00 <Floss> i look like a fat version of me
58:00 <TheFox> seems nobody here
58:00 <Kelevra> my cousins bf looks like macklamore or however it's spelt
58:00 <Kelevra> but i'm scared to tell her that
58:00 <Floss> my bf looks like a big weird giraffe
58:00 <Floss> til i have a thing for giraffes
59:00 <Floss> nope
59:00 <Kelevra> that's pretty cool though
59:00 <Kelevra> cause he can see danger coming your way cause he's tall
59:00 <Kelevra> my bf just looks like a pervert.
59:00 <Floss> but it takes him forever to stand up
59:00 <Kelevra> my bf is seaner =\
59:00 <Kelevra> omg standing up and being tall would fkn suck
00:00 <HellFury> or they are just busy elsewhere
00:00 <Floss> how dare they
00:00 <Kelevra> I'd get vertigo
00:00 <Floss> yeah he gets sore hands from time to time and digestive issues
00:00 <Floss> he reckins its all from being over 6 ft
01:00 <HellFury> oh right so their supposed to sit here and chat all day then
01:00 <Floss> :D
01:00 <Kelevra> how tall is he?
02:00 <TheFox> the idea is only be connected
02:00 <Floss> nearly 2m
02:00 <Kelevra> I dunno how tall that'd be, I can imagine it's tall
03:00 <Floss> im not 100% but it was in the 190s
03:00 <Kelevra> my firstborns father was 6'5 and secondborn was 6'4
03:00 <Kelevra> built like fkn giants but the eldests father had a really tiny dick strangely enough
04:00 <HellFury> some are prob at work
04:00 <HellFury> seeing its Anzac Day tomorrow
04:00 <Floss> hes the tallest partner ive had, the others were my height, i love it :D
04:00 <Kelevra> how tall are you?
04:00 <Floss> so i search for manicure table on gumtree, comes back with campervans....mmkay
04:00 <Kelevra> wankers
04:00 <Floss> im like 160 i think
04:00 <Kelevra> stupid search engines
05:00 <Kelevra> are you foreign? or young? I've never known anyone to measure their height in cms
05:00 <Kelevra> I'm not meaning any offense
05:00 <Floss> im aus
05:00 <Kelevra> k
06:00 <Floss> im at work all by my lonesome :(
06:00 <TheFox> yes
06:00 <HellFury> yeah
06:00 <HellFury> i just bugged Pat at work too
06:00 <Floss> m 29 but i feel old as fuck
06:00 <Kelevra> it's got me curious though
06:00 <Floss> im*
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm 33 and have to be reminded cause I thought I was turning 35 this year
06:00 <Floss> ive always measured in cm i guess because i only got measured at the docs while preg and it was in cm
06:00 <Kelevra> oh
07:00 <HellFury> i ain't doing that unless its needs must again
07:00 <Kelevra> that makes sense
07:00 <Kelevra> so you have kids or are pregnant?
07:00 <Kelevra> weren't you going through a divorce?
08:00 <Floss> yeah im in the process of divorcing
09:00 <Floss> our daughter was stillborn last year and he beat me as punishment
09:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah sorry i totally forgot
09:00 <Floss> all good :)
09:00 <Kelevra> maybe it's kind of a blessing in disguise
09:00 <Floss> he says i cheated so i tend to tell the world
10:00 <Floss> people think its ok to book me the day before a public hol then just not show up
10:00 <HellFury> like why waste your time
10:00 <Kelevra> cause @ least you're without him and so is your daughter
10:00 <Floss> nah i didnt need him, only her
10:00 <Kelevra> shit can get really bad in a domestic situation
10:00 <Floss> i wouldve fucked him off i think
10:00 <Kelevra> you did
10:00 <Kelevra> and have
10:00 <Kelevra> :)
11:00 <Floss> yeah i dont get it...they booked it online last night
11:00 <Floss> actually no she contacted me
11:00 <HellFury> prob forgotten they had that appt then
11:00 <HellFury> is there no way you can call them
11:00 <Floss> they all get sms reminders the day before so theres no excuse to just not show up
11:00 <HellFury> true
11:00 <Floss> yas
11:00 <Floss> client bbl
11:00 <Kelevra> kk
12:00 <HellFury> if i know i have to be somewhere i make sure i go
12:00 <Floss> so im going thru things and organising but im pissed off cause im losing money
12:00 <HellFury> or i never hear the end of it lol
13:00 <MrMW> booo!!!
14:00 <TheFox> some people has problems...
14:00 <HellFury> i had school pick up on friday
14:00 <HellFury> seems not now
14:00 <HellFury> thank fuck
15:00 <Floss> some people see you with your own business and think youre loaded and it doesnt matter if they dont show
16:00 <HellFury> true but its you who is losing money so it sucks
16:00 <Floss> yep
16:00 <Lumeah> Boo
16:00 <MrMW> arrrggggggggggggggggggggg!
17:00 <Floss> im working tomorrow too
17:00 <Kelevra> should ask them to pay by appointment so if they're a no show, @ least you get paid either way
17:00 <Floss> nobody would do that
17:00 <Kelevra> I would
17:00 <Floss> if they do it to me twice i dont let them book again because i have ppl waiting to book me for those peak time
17:00 <Lumeah> Lol. 
17:00 <MrMW> your scary
17:00 <Lumeah> You're a woose :p
17:00 <Lumeah> Lol
18:00 <Floss> times*
18:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's fair enough
18:00 <TheFox> I customer made me an appointment, and my customer never came, he had a car accident and died, I didn't know that, I was very angry, he made me lose my time. I realized what happened when I watch the news, and I felt very bad about that 
18:00 <TheFox> my customer..
18:00 <Floss> yeah thats happened to me
18:00 <b1rd> Roll smoke
18:00 <b1rd> Brb
18:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 b1rd...
18:00 <MrMW> :P
19:00 <Floss> she passed away, but it wsnt like her not to show...if they are new clients and they are a no show twice then i wont see them
19:00 <Floss> they can go to a chop shop
20:00 <Lumeah> Hehe 
22:00 <HellFury> fml at the back pain today
23:00 <Floss> :/ what sort of back pain do you have
25:00 <HellFury> OsteoArthritis
07:00 <b1rd> Stoned in bed in my new crib :) yeah boy
30:00 <President_Trump> Exo1945 Devil1945 is in melbourne
42:00 <Lumeah> Goals Jason. Goals 
45:00 <Kelevra> WTF is this story shit on fb??
50:00 <beagle> Lol yeh
50:00 <beagle> Fb makes stories
50:00 <beagle> And memorials
01:00 <Kelevra> seems shit
17:00 <Floss> I just did the nicest set of bridal nails but my camera completely changes their colour :(
17:00 <beagle> Watxhing morning in turkey
18:00 <HellFury> ;/
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23:00 <Floss> https://ibb.co/5RQw0Lk
27:00 <Kelevra> still, they're pretty
28:00 <Floss> These are mine with the same acrylic
28:00 <Floss> https://ibb.co/Hds3vy3
29:00 <Floss> It's so hard to get a good image of it
31:00 <Kelevra> stab the camera
37:00 <Floss> Yes
37:00 <Floss> Stabby stabs
38:00 <Kelevra> had2U dazzo2
38:00 <Kelevra> oh you're in turkey?
49:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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51:00 <beagle> Tv morning anzac day
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54:00 <Floss> I had another banger
54:00 <Floss> I'm a bit into them atm
01:00 <gecko> Lovely, Floss :)
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17:00 <e|f> sup
26:00 <beagle> How do u root a android 6 device
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36:00 <b1rd> Yum
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39:00 <Exo> Good afternoon friends, foes and ex lovers
39:00 <b1rd> hello exo
39:00 <Exo> gday bird
39:00 <b1rd> Immm gonna b ur number 1
40:00 <Exo> You are always number 1 in my heart
40:00 <b1rd> Eat rest curry
40:00 <b1rd> Awww
40:00 <b1rd> Lop
40:00 <beagle> Nm
41:00 <b1rd> 420 gonna bong on
41:00 <beagle> Hi elf
42:00 <Exo> Get some thai curry
43:00 <Exo> Having a green tea chai latte
45:00 <Exo> Its the bees knees
45:00 <b1rd> Got indian
46:00 <b1rd> Thai yea maybe another day try
46:00 <Exo> Curry in a hurry
46:00 <b1rd> Fk is it public holiday tomorrow 
46:00 <Exo> it sure is
46:00 <b1rd> Fk
46:00 <b1rd> Cafes open? 
47:00 <Exo> Some might be
47:00 <Exo> depends
47:00 <b1rd> Well let's see. Got tobacco drugs. Just no coffee yet
47:00 <b1rd> No machine 
47:00 <b1rd> Ill find a Cafe no worries
48:00 <Exo> Awesome
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04:00 <Floss> Still working D:
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Flossy
05:00 <e|f> hi
08:00 <Exo> Ross the tosssssss
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hii
09:00 <Floss> Hi
11:00 <e|f> dental floss is nice
11:00 <e|f> but can't beat a clean from a dentist
11:00 <beagle> I had 1 once
11:00 <beagle> Polish
11:00 <e|f> xray to check for cavities, clean, polish, fluoride treatment
12:00 <e|f> usually the common course
12:00 <Floss> Scale
12:00 <e|f> yup
12:00 <Floss> My name comes from being a dental nurse for far too many years
12:00 <Floss> Dentists are cunts
12:00 <e|f> true
13:00 <e|f> dentists have the highest suicide rate among qualified professionals
13:00 <beagle> So expensive
13:00 <Floss> It's changed to dentistry now
13:00 <e|f> one good invention was the "wand" 
13:00 <Floss> The nurses are killing themselves from stress
13:00 <e|f> a dentist is good if they use it
13:00 <e|f> it's a needle but it's hair thin
13:00 <e|f> used for the anesthetic
13:00 <e|f> anaethestic or whatever
14:00 <Floss> Eh I'll just have  the penthrox and lol my way thru
14:00 <beagle> I have a pain erasor pen like ones from tv
14:00 <Floss> Won't care how big the needle is
14:00 <beagle> But a euro version
14:00 <e|f> does it work, beagle?
14:00 <beagle> I used it when my knee was sprained
14:00 <e|f> i have been known to drink a few shots of liquour before visiting a dentist
14:00 <e|f> haha
15:00 <beagle> And u can use ir for headaches
15:00 <e|f> ok
15:00 <beagle> I once went drunk to dentist n didnt get aneathetic
15:00 <Floss> The famous pong
15:00 <e|f> in the wild west days barbers doubled as dentists
15:00 <e|f> they would pull teeth
16:00 <Floss> Or blacksmiths
16:00 <e|f> yup
16:00 <e|f> common treatment for infection was garlic
16:00 <Floss> Nowadays you just have to be a massive fuckwit
16:00 <e|f> nowadays we have antibiotics etc
17:00 <Floss> I just realised I'm cold
17:00 <e|f> some of them, yep
17:00 <Floss> I've been going non stop since 8:30
17:00 <Floss> I'm fucking starving
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Is Flossy a man
17:00 <Floss> Flossy is not a man
18:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1U starving for pong meat sword?
18:00 <Floss> No I am not
18:00 <HellFury> its ok Floss pong has no dick but pretends to have one
19:00 <dazzo2> Pongers
21:00 <Floss> Me too
21:00 <Floss> What do I have for dinner
21:00 <e|f> pong has a dick but it's hard to see when looking down, maybe
21:00 <Floss> I was going to get pizza but I don't feel like it
21:00 <e|f> 4:p
21:00 <HellFury> lol
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She way fatter
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1We seen her pics
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She disabled she so far
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Fat
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She got walker
24:00 <beagle> I got crash bandicoot trilogy playing
25:00 <beagle> Ps4
27:00 <Floss> Pong why you gotta be nasty
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She nasty first
28:00 <Floss> No excuse
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47:00 <Cath^> <3
47:00 <e|f> <3
47:00 <Cath^> hi stranger
48:00 <e|f> hello
48:00 <e|f> big excitement for me here today
48:00 <e|f> pyromania
48:00 <e|f> i was (safely) burning some old documents in a wheelbarrow
49:00 <Cath^> eek!
49:00 <Cath^> how about using a shredder?
49:00 <e|f> don't have one
49:00 <Cath^> scissors? lolz
49:00 <e|f> and burning is a bit better than those
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51:00 <b1rd> 420
51:00 <b1rd> Get chopping
52:00 <e|f> hi CG 4:)
52:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helloooo my lil cuties :)
52:00 <e|f> i want a gold star glued to my forehead from the teacher
52:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How are you e|fie?
53:00 <e|f> for self-esteem
53:00 <e|f> ya know
53:00 <e|f> haha
53:00 <e|f> i'm pretty good... you?
53:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not too bad spanks :)
55:00 <Cath^> hi CG
55:00 <Cath^> hi pong
55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hellooo Cath^yyy :)
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56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Did everyone have a nice anzac day?
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiii
58:00 <e|f> lest we forget those poor souls who got massacred so we could have good lives
59:00 <e|f> i have to reboot for updates and shit
59:00 <e|f> so bbiab
04:00 <Exo> Hello cg zadr :))
07:00 <Zade> hello Exo
07:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h17m48s]
07:00 <e|f> computermobol updated
07:00 <e|f> all is well
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Speedy!
09:00 <e|f> this puter flies
09:00 <e|f> it's the green sticker on it which makes it go faster
10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hellloooo Exo and Zade :)
12:00 <Zade> hello Cosmic^Girl
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How are we all?
15:00 <Zade> ok ta and yourself?
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not too bad spanks :)
16:00 <e|f> so tempted to put linux on this laptop as well 
16:00 <e|f> but it could be a pandora's box so i'll leave linux for the other lappy
16:00 <e|f> to linux or not to linux
16:00 <e|f> that is the question
19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1HellFury has SMELLY pLAQUE BREATH
20:00 <e|f> 4:o
20:00 <e|f> how do you smell things through a computer
20:00 <e|f> all i can do is use tactile and optical senses
21:00 <e|f> and the sense of sound too
22:00 <e|f> auditory
22:00 <e|f> brb
22:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 e|f...
24:00 <e|f> the human senses are not limited to the basic five
24:00 <e|f> sight, smell, sound, touch, taste
25:00 <e|f> sense of time, sense of direction
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Elf
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1b1rd has told ppl he wants to bum u
25:00 <e|f> also ESP (extra sensory perception) AKA psychic abilities
25:00 <e|f> maybe a few others
25:00 <b1rd> :) 
25:00 <e|f> he wants to bum me
25:00 <e|f> 4:o
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26:00 <b1rd> Just thinkn bout u
26:00 <b1rd> Yup
26:00 <e|f> i'd bum a cigarette but i don't smoke anymore
26:00 <e|f> bum chums
26:00 <b1rd> Hehe
26:00 <e|f> how are you anyway
27:00 <b1rd> Got headache rub my head
27:00 <e|f> k
27:00 <b1rd> Ahh
27:00 <e|f> scalp massage
28:00 <e|f> while you contemplate your next move
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lot of bumming
28:00 <e|f> a british colloquial term for cigarette is 'fag'
28:00 <e|f> so potentially someone might say "can i bum a fag?"
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29:00 <b1rd> Yea true
29:00 <b1rd> Lol
29:00 <b1rd> And
29:00 <e|f> would be an interesting scenario at the mardi gras
29:00 <b1rd> It doesn't sound weird to em
29:00 <e|f> nope
29:00 <b1rd> Ye
30:00 <b1rd> Wat u doin elf
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiii b1rd
30:00 <e|f> playing with computers
30:00 <b1rd> Cool
31:00 <e|f> a backup lappy of mine sort of died so i reformatted it with ubuntu
31:00 <b1rd> Oh nice
31:00 <b1rd> Can u do my shoulders a bit
31:00 <e|f> kk
31:00 <b1rd> Thx head feels bit better now
31:00 <e|f> yw
32:00 <e|f> natural remedies
32:00 <b1rd> Best ay
32:00 <e|f> yup
32:00 <e|f> solutions for constant migranes might be a wife who hails from the east
33:00 <b1rd> Lets
34:00 <b1rd> U want kids elf
34:00 <e|f> there's that cold chisel song
34:00 <e|f> khe sanh
34:00 <e|f> haha
34:00 <e|f> kids... maybe one day
34:00 <b1rd> Is good son? 
34:00 <b1rd> Kool
34:00 <e|f> i'd like to give them a nice life if i had any
35:00 <b1rd> Yup
35:00 <e|f> the kid i have at the moment is... in the form of a dog
35:00 <e|f> a minature fox terrier
35:00 <e|f> and she has a very nice life
35:00 <e|f> 4:D
36:00 <b1rd> Aww
37:00 <MrMW> ahhhh thats better
37:00 <MrMW> better out than in:P
38:00 <e|f> 4:/
38:00 <Lumeah> :p. Lol
38:00 <MrMW> heres trouble
38:00 <Lumeah> MrMW: :p
38:00 <Lumeah> Yup
38:00 <Lumeah> Hehehehe 
38:00 <b1rd> Was having a moment with elf u rude bugger
38:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? 
38:00 <b1rd> Lol
39:00 <Lumeah> Did elf make u cum? 
39:00 <e|f> >_>
39:00 <b1rd> Sinus pain
39:00 <b1rd> Lol
39:00 <b1rd> Ouchy
40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh gotta go kids! Back later! xx
40:00 <Lumeah> Is there fermaldahide
40:00 <e|f> bye CG
40:00 <Lumeah> On anything new
40:00 <b1rd> Yup
40:00 <Lumeah> Like your bed 
40:00 <b1rd> Shud wash
40:00 <Lumeah> Yes hun
41:00 <b1rd> K
41:00 <b1rd> Water come out eyes
41:00 <Lumeah> That give ya headaches 
41:00 <b1rd> From sinus good
41:00 <b1rd> It drain
41:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.. Sucky 
41:00 <b1rd> Pushin it out
42:00 <b1rd> Ear muss b blok
42:00 <Lumeah> Take damazin
42:00 <Lumeah> :p
42:00 <Lumeah> Lol
42:00 <Lumeah> Get sinugator 
42:00 <b1rd> Ear cleaner I buy
42:00 <Lumeah> A*
42:00 <b1rd> Ye
42:00 <Lumeah> Ribce
43:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user joined
43:00 <Lumeah> Ya wax wet? 
43:00 <b1rd> Na
43:00 <b1rd> I shave
43:00 <e|f> have a nice hot shower and use an ear bulb with some saline solution to gently clear your ears of wax
44:00 <b1rd> Erotic
44:00 <e|f> steam from the shower will clear your sinus too
44:00 <e|f> and hot water will ease your muscles and headache
44:00 <b1rd> Yup
44:00 <Lumeah> Ear wax
44:00 <b1rd> Aww ok
44:00 <b1rd> Thx elfy
44:00 <e|f> np
45:00 <Lumeah> Want a used bf e|f? 
45:00 <e|f> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> He's cheap..lol
45:00 <e|f> so the bf was not "a keeper"?
46:00 <Lumeah> He has potential 
46:00 <e|f> dare i ask why you two departed
46:00 <e|f> lol
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1b1rd is Lumeah
47:00 <Lumeah> You can ask all u like
47:00 <e|f> hahaha
47:00 <e|f> who am i to probe the lovelives of fellow ircers
47:00 <Lumeah> Doesn't mean I'll answer lol
47:00 <e|f> lol yup
49:00 <Lumeah> Always two sides to everything 
49:00 <e|f> for sure
49:00 <e|f> two sides to every story
49:00 <b1rd> Na
50:00 <b1rd> More than that
50:00 <e|f> bbiab
50:00 <b1rd> Thats y court cases take so long sometimes
51:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
51:00 <b1rd> Wait wat we talk about 
51:00 <b1rd> Lol brb bong
52:00 <b1rd> Thirsty
52:00 <b1rd> Lol reads up. 
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hi
59:00 <Lumeah> Lol haha 
59:00 <Lumeah> Funky 
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00:00 <Lumeah> Is real pong? 
00:00 <b1rd> ? 
00:00 <Lumeah> * funny 
01:00 <*buffextras> ^[email protected] joined
01:00 <Lumeah> Hi Jimmy 
01:00 <MrMW> pizza cooking
02:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1That b1rd
03:00 <*buffextras> Cosmic^Girl!~Cosmic^[email protected] quit with message: [Quit: This is why we can't have nice things, darling.]
03:00 <Lumeah> Mmm yum
04:00 <Lumeah> Enough for me? 
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08:38 Topic Is: For those brave who gave their lives so we could live ours. Lest We Forget.
08:38 Set By: (Exo) on: Thu Apr 25 08:15:29 2019
08:38 <e|f> lol
08:38 <!*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
08:38 <Lumeah> He's cheap..lol
08:38 <e|f> so the bf was not "a keeper"?
08:38 <Lumeah> He has potential
08:38 <!*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] joined
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08:39 <e|f> dare i ask why you two departed
08:39 <e|f> lol
08:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd is Lumeah
08:39 <Lumeah> You can ask all u like
08:39 <e|f> hahaha
08:39 <e|f> who am i to probe the lovelives of fellow ircers
08:39 <Lumeah> Doesn't mean I'll answer lol
08:39 <e|f> lol yup
08:39 <!*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as ShooterMcGavin
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08:39 <Lumeah> Always two sides to everything
08:39 <e|f> for sure
08:39 <e|f> two sides to every story
08:39 <b1rd> Na
08:39 <b1rd> More than that
08:39 <e|f> bbiab
08:39 <b1rd> Thats y court cases take so long sometimes
08:39 <b1rd> Wait wat we talk about
08:39 <b1rd> Lol brb bong
08:39 <b1rd> Thirsty
08:39 <b1rd> Lol reads up.
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08:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hi
08:39 <!*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] parted with message: []
08:39 <Lumeah> Lol haha
08:40 <Lumeah> Funky
08:40 <b1rd> ?
08:40 <Lumeah> * funny
08:40 <MrMW> pizza cooking
08:40 <Lumeah> Mmm yum
08:40 <Lumeah> Enough for me?
08:40 <MrMW> no
08:40 <MrMW> :P
08:40 <Lumeah> Awww
08:40 <Lumeah> Lol :p
08:40 <MrMW> its all mine!
08:40 <MrMW> mine!!
09:00 <rainmaker> Hello b0zogym 
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09:00 <^bozoJim> hello rainmaker
10:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
10:00 <^bozoJim> welcome back Lumeah
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol
10:00 <MrMW> no
10:00 <MrMW> :P
10:00 <Lumeah> Awww
10:00 <Lumeah> Lol :p
10:00 <MrMW> its all mine!
10:00 <MrMW> mine!!
10:55 * Lumeah steals MrMW 's 🍕 
11:00 <Lumeah> Ta
11:00 <Lumeah> Runs for the hills 
11:00 <Lumeah> Now all. Mine... Muhahaha 
21:00 <MrMW> piiza cooked....dinner time...ya,ll behave now
21:00 <MrMW> esp u Lumeah
21:00 <b1rd> Yeah sure :) 
22:00 <b1rd> hehe :p
24:00 <Lumeah> Yes.... 
25:00 <Lumeah> It does 
25:00 <Lumeah> I always behave MrMW 
27:00 <damian> lies
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiiii
27:00 <damian> poniga
27:00 <damian> ponga
27:00 <Lumeah> Hehe
27:00 <Lumeah> Hello
27:00 <Lumeah> I good girl
29:00 <Floss> Hai
29:00 <Lumeah> Hi Floss 
29:00 <Floss> Just finished work :(
29:00 <Floss> Tiredness
29:00 <Lumeah> Aww
30:00 <Lumeah> Nap time 
30:00 <Floss> My last set were soooo cute though
30:00 <dtrain> baked some Anzac cookies
30:00 <dtrain> turned out bad
30:00 <Floss> https://ibb.co/pb4dYgN
31:00 <Lumeah> Bugger 
31:00 <Floss> Oh I didn't even get to make Anzac cookies :(
31:00 <Floss> I'm only working half a day tomorrow so maybe I'll make some then
32:00 <dtrain> nice hopefully they turn out better then mine
32:00 <Lumeah> Where do u work floss? 
32:00 <Floss> I'm self employed
32:00 <Lumeah> In what field? 
32:00 <Floss> Nail tech
32:00 <Lumeah> Ahhh 
33:00 <Lumeah> Nice girl job
34:00 <Floss> Yeah but I'm a  troll so it's weird
38:00 <b1rd> Hehe
40:00 <Lumeah> Ah
41:00 <Lumeah> :) 
41:00 <Floss> Lol wha
41:00 <Floss> Go see the troll
43:00 <Lumeah> I don't need see anyone 
44:00 <Lumeah> Mmm steak
48:00 <Kelevra> I see red I see red I see RED
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Kelevra:
54:00 <Exo> good evening chumps
54:00 <Exo> !seen *jim*
54:00 <StatsOP> I found 12 matches to your query.  Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): ^bozoJim JimCJ jimmy Jimm ^bozojim1. ^bozoJim ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 21 hours, 15 minutes ago stating "{}".
54:00 <Exo> Lols
54:00 <Exo> fresh chips from the oven
54:00 <Kelevra> Exo don't be rude
54:00 <Exo> good evening Kel :-D
55:00 <chris`> hi
55:00 <chris`> evening
55:00 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgxZLZUj4pE now i a hot chick
55:00 <chris`> lols
55:00 <chris`> rofl
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Durand & Fisher - In Your Hands (Sep 19, 2014) Length: 3:35 - Category: Music - 879,381 views - 6,777 likes (97.7%), 162 dislikes (2.3%)
55:00 <Kelevra> yer about as useful and great as scabies, I'm sure
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm in pain. How's your day been?
55:00 <seaner> :)
55:00 <Kelevra> seaner is watching
55:00 <Kelevra> see him
56:00 <Kelevra> I see him..
56:00 <dtrain> fuck bozojim
57:00 <chris`> i can play this on keyboard but not as good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdyRdo4zek8
57:00 <Exo> aww how come in pain?
57:00 <e|f> hi dudes and dudettes
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Kelevra is very sick lady
57:00 <Exo> L o L hi there dtrain
57:00 <Kelevra> we're getting to that awkward phase where I know I'm not imagining him into life, he's actually alive.
57:00 <dtrain> hey~~~
57:00 <Exo> g'day mona e|fa :-D
57:00 <Kelevra> pain = period
57:00 <Kelevra> the lady bits
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1She has scabies and rabies
57:00 <e|f> haha
57:00 <dtrain> scabies and rabies? wtf
57:00 <Exo> ahh! 
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Yes she has
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tiësto - Traffic (Original Mix) (Apr 25, 2013) Length: 7:00 - Category: Music - 316,866 views - 2,621 likes (95.8%), 115 dislikes (4.2%)
58:00 <chris`> simplish
58:00 <chris`> but rocks
58:00 <Kelevra> sexy hey
58:00 <Exo> absolutely
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1And mutrot
58:00 <Kelevra> he's just lonely
58:00 <Exo> pong has it every other day too
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Na don’t got a mut
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol
59:00 <rainmaker> Pißssssssss
59:00 <dtrain> why are you saying her mut is diseased
59:00 <e|f> being a woman would suck
59:00 <e|f> so much easier to be a man
59:00 <Kelevra> oh moot
59:00 <Kelevra> like vagina
59:00 <Kelevra> slang
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Mut
59:00 <Kelevra> I get it
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Mutrot
00:00 <Kelevra> HAHAHAHA
00:00 <Kelevra> my mum would flog you.
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Poor her
00:00 <Kelevra> you're boring pong.
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1We used to be friends
00:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[ color ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
01:00 <Kelevra> pong, never more.
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol y
01:00 <Kelevra> couleurs wut up bitch kent?
01:00 <Exo> evening bozogym
01:00 <Exo> pong1945
01:00 <^bozoJim> evening Exo
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Lol
01:00 <MrMW> burp
02:00 <couleurs> nm might play some FiFa 4 da troops
02:00 <couleurs> n u
02:00 <^bozoJim> I thought you would have been out playing two up Exo
02:00 <Exo> play some AFL evolution
03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helloooo :)
03:00 <chris`> hi
03:00 <chris`> :)
04:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl :))
04:00 <Exo> trust u bozogym
04:00 <dtrain> bozo gym is that old man in noddy that sleeps and touches him
05:00 <dtrain> making some reangdang curry who wants some?????
06:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Feeling fab everyone?
06:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
06:00 <^bozoJim> cast a vase today at pottery and will take it out of the mold tomorrow
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Will it make pong spray the bowl
06:00 <dtrain> will make pong spray bart
07:00 <Kelevra> sounds exciting
07:00 <Kelevra> dtrain just makes me want to poo
08:00 <dtrain> what does?
08:00 <Exo> curry in a hurry
08:00 <Kelevra> indeed
11:00 <Exo> better off getting some laksa soup
12:00 <^bozoJim> burtn offering Exo?
13:00 <Exo> i am good at flambay
13:00 <^bozoJim> lol
13:00 <^bozoJim> I am sure you are
13:00 <^bozoJim> so it is true you do sacrifies
13:00 <dtrain> bitch
13:00 <dtrain> tina
13:00 <dtrain> its
14:00 <b1rd> Quickly sip oj
14:00 <b1rd> Double pulp premium
15:00 <b1rd> Hiyas <3
15:00 <Exo> wb Lumies
17:00 <Lumeah> Ty exo 
20:00 <dtrain> omg captain America is so adorable
20:00 <dtrain> that assss
21:00 <b1rd> Hi floss
21:00 <Floss> Hi
22:00 <Floss> Finally leaving work
22:00 <b1rd> Busy day
22:00 <Floss> Yeah and same tomorrow
22:00 <b1rd> Ur nails r nice
22:00 <b1rd> Was they urs
22:00 <b1rd> Wow
22:00 <Floss> One set was
23:00 <Floss> I did bridal nails today so now I have a stress headache
24:00 <e|f> ...
24:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Jimmyyyyy
28:00 <e|f> hummies
29:00 <b1rd> Cool
30:00 <b1rd> Aww
30:00 <b1rd> U do that 4 a job? 
32:00 <Floss> Yeah
32:00 <b1rd> Cools
32:00 <b1rd> Hiya Dazzo2 hun <3
33:00 <b1rd> Bbl gonna do half dozen bongs then have shower
33:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 b1rd...
33:00 <Floss> Lol jesus
39:00 <MrMW> party time!!!
39:00 <Lumeah> Evening 
39:00 <dtrain> [[[[[[pong]]]]]]]
40:00 <MrMW> hi sexy
40:00 <MrMW> holiday tomorrow!!!
47:00 <Lumeah> Yup
47:00 <Lumeah> Good huh
47:00 <Lumeah> 👍 
48:00 <b1rd> Saltanas 
50:00 <e|f> you know what is expensive but what i wouldn't mind right about now
50:00 <e|f> macadamia nuts and avocados
50:00 <e|f> !
54:00 <MrMW> wb sexy
54:00 <Lumeah> Thanks hun 
54:00 <Lumeah> :) 
54:00 <Exo> wouldn't mind a golden gaytime right about now
55:00 <Lumeah> How ya been 
55:00 <MrMW> alright
55:00 <MrMW> busy day at work
55:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? 
55:00 <Lumeah> Bugger 
55:00 <Lumeah> Same
55:00 <e|f> mm yummo
56:00 <MrMW> yes i do work sometimes:P
56:00 <dazzo2> Garn cuntz
56:00 <Exo> 1 day til the weekend
56:00 <e|f> for you, Exo - 
56:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Gray - The Weekend (Official Video) (Apr 11, 2013) Length: 3:11 - Category: Music - 11,138,707 views - 134,907 likes (98.4%), 2,211 dislikes (1.6%)
57:00 <Lumeah> Lol
57:00 <Sutekh> friday should be a holiday.. hey Exo, e|f
58:00 <Lumeah> Hi dazzo2 
58:00 <Lumeah> Gonna watch me some stan
58:00 <MrMW> lucky stan
58:00 <b1rd> Nice shower damn
58:00 <e|f> Sutekh 4:)
58:00 <Exo> g'day Sutekh
58:00 <Exo> yeh i reckon it should be too lol
58:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
58:00 <Kelevra> hey Sutekh
58:00 <Sutekh> who can be fckn bothered going to work tomorrow
58:00 <Sutekh> hey Kelevra :)
59:00 <BeanieBabie> ok so i know that worked
59:00 <HellFury> installing on laptop
59:00 <HellFury> sigh
59:00 <Exo> it has been a cbf fortnight
59:00 <MrMW> Sutekh baby!!the park is dark!!!
59:00 <Sutekh> haha yep Exo
59:00 <e|f> Sutekh take a flex-time day or something
59:00 <Sutekh> hey Mark you sexi man
00:00 <Sutekh> good idea e|f
00:00 <Exo> MrMW and his massive cock has arrived
00:00 <b1rd> Hi sutekh
00:00 <e|f> tell your boss you need the day for "community services"
00:00 <e|f> (using irc)
01:00 <Lumeah> It's probably really little
01:00 <Sutekh> hey b1rd
01:00 <Exo> Loool yeah e|f
01:00 <Lumeah> 4 inches 
01:00 <Kelevra> where's gecko?
01:00 <b1rd> Heys
02:00 <b1rd> Dunno 
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1Hiii
02:00 <e|f> where is the lovely gecko
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1It pong here..
02:00 <e|f> hope she is ok where ever she is and whatever she's doing
02:00 <Exo> !seen gecko
02:00 <StatsOP> gecko ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 21 hours, 56 minutes ago stating "{}".
03:00 <e|f> stating {} eh
03:00 <e|f> statops is broken or the data is null
03:00 <b1rd> Where dazzo2
03:00 <Sutekh> nah caus of channel modes e|f
03:00 <e|f> ah
04:00 <b1rd> Heys hellfury
04:00 <e|f> okies
04:00 <e|f> !seen cafebabe
04:00 <StatsOP> I found 4 matches to your query (sorted): e|f elfie cafebabe elf. e|f ([email protected]) was last seen joining #sydney 2 hours, 57 minutes ago. e|f is still on #sydney.
04:00 <e|f> lol
04:00 <Sutekh> haha cafebabe hey
04:00 <e|f> thanks for letting me know of my whereabouts, Statsop
04:00 <b1rd> Yum
05:00 <e|f> also can you find my car keys too?
05:00 <b1rd> Cafe babe mmm
05:00 <Kelevra> my kids asked me why the show i'm watching has a man bleeding from his stomach
05:00 <Kelevra> "he just has it"
05:00 <Exo> who is this cafebabe lols
05:00 <e|f> cafebabe is hexidecimal deliousness
05:00 <Kelevra> this is parenting @ it's best.
06:00 <HellFury> hey
06:00 <e|f> delishiousness*
06:00 <e|f> where do babies come from, Kelevra?
06:00 <e|f> 4:D
06:00 <Exo> lol what are u watching
06:00 <Sutekh> damn hey Kelevra
07:00 <Sutekh> tell them its fake, TV show ;p
07:00 <Kelevra> preacher
08:00 <Kelevra> I figure I'm not religous so why not hey
08:00 <e|f> the man decided to spread tomato sauce on himself
08:00 <e|f> in an artistic sort of way
08:00 <Sutekh> haha
09:00 <e|f> and babies come from mummy's tummy
09:00 <e|f> or something like that
10:00 <e|f> mummy puts $100 on a load and go visa card and ordered the baby from Australia Post
10:00 <e|f> and in around 9 months it arrives in the post
10:00 <e|f> and mummy puts it in her tummy to keep it warm
10:00 <Lumeah> Daddy puts it in tummy 
10:00 <e|f> o rly
11:00 <e|f> news to me
19:00 <e|f> busy day for me tomorrow
19:00 <e|f> but for now it's play with linux time
20:00 <Exo> whatcha got on tomorrow e|fy
21:00 <e|f> long overdue haircut and lunch
21:00 <e|f> lol
31:00 <e|f> cafebabe can't talk here because it needs a registered nickname to do so
32:00 <Exo> haha
32:00 <e|f> nah
32:00 <e|f> voice won't override it
32:00 <e|f> how could do this to dear sweet cafebabe
32:00 <e|f> 4:(
33:00 <Exo> i think that does it
33:00 <cafebabe> test
33:00 <cafebabe> omg
33:00 <cafebabe> coolies
33:00 <Exo> hello there cafebabe
33:00 <President_Trump> Exo1945
33:00 <cafebabe> thank you, Exo :)
33:00 <Exo> a/s/l plz
33:00 <Exo> trump1945 ;-D
33:00 <cafebabe> mhm
33:00 <Exo> where is your mate devil?
33:00 <thestig> exo is a loser
33:00 <cafebabe> 18/female/internet cafe somewhere in Russia
34:00 <Exo> hello Cosmik ;-)
34:00 <cafebabe> honestly we have nothing much else to do in Russia but use the internet and drink vodka
34:00 <cafebabe> it's so cold here
34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helloooo handsome :)
34:00 <thestig> lol
35:00 <cafebabe> CG :)
35:00 <thestig> nice one cafebabe
35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hello cafebabe :)
35:00 <Kelevra> cypress hill y'all
35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How is everyone tonight?
35:00 <Exo> how was your day cutie? 
35:00 <Kelevra> btah!
35:00 <cafebabe> insane in the membrain
35:00 <Exo> internet and cognac
36:00 <cafebabe> cognac is special brandy
36:00 <cafebabe> very special
36:00 <thestig> lol
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> My day was pretty chill. Had my hair done,  went to hang out with my dad in hospital for a bit... just chilled:)
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How was yours hotstuff?
37:00 <cafebabe> hope your dad is ok
37:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFNRlvEh7ok
37:00 <Lumeah> b1rd: lonley need company
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Return of the Soviet Union (NovoUSSR) (Apr 25, 2014) Length: 0:34 - Category: Education - 1,443,871 views - 25,712 likes (97.8%), 591 dislikes (2.2%)
37:00 <Lumeah> Lol
37:00 <Lumeah> :p
37:00 <cafebabe> hennessy xo is a good variant
38:00 <cafebabe> can't think of any others
38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> He's okay ta! He had a knee replacement
38:00 <Exo> it sure is
38:00 <cafebabe> oh ok, good stuff
38:00 <cafebabe> elf needs a brain transplant
38:00 <Exo> hope all is well for him CG
38:00 <cafebabe> but he's been on the public waiting list for years
38:00 <b1rd> Aww
38:00 <Lumeah> Lol
38:00 <Exo> haha
39:00 <e|f> cafebabe 4:(
39:00 <b1rd> Poor elf
39:00 <Exo> i wish i had nice flowing silky hair like e|f :[~
39:00 <b1rd> Nice
39:00 <b1rd> Pretty eyes too
39:00 <Lumeah> Yeah me too
39:00 <b1rd> Yups
39:00 <b1rd> Lumeah pretty too
40:00 <Lumeah> Hehe thx hun :) 
40:00 <b1rd> :) 
41:00 <Sutekh> maybe its a wig ;p
41:00 <cafebabe> :o
41:00 <cafebabe> elf, do you wear a wig to hide your male pattern baldness?
41:00 <e|f> yup
42:00 <e|f> i'm very self-conscious about the whole thing
42:00 <e|f> i was gunna do a comb-over-left-right like president trump but i thought better of it
42:00 <Lumeah> Loo
42:00 <Lumeah> L
42:00 <thestig> yes do a bit KFC SHIT Lumeah
43:00 <e|f> also i can take it off to mop up spilt coffee as well
43:00 <e|f> so it has two known uses
44:00 <e|f> speaking of which i might go make a cup of nescafe
44:00 <dazzo2> Hi
44:00 <e|f> while i muck around with this linux
44:00 <e|f> back in a bit
44:00 <dazzo2> Any girls want to hang out tonight
47:00 <cafebabe> sure
48:00 <dazzo2> Where you want to go
48:00 <cafebabe> cafe
48:00 <dazzo2> Cool
48:00 <dazzo2> Cafe
48:00 <cafebabe> ;)
49:00 <dazzo2> That was cheeky
49:00 <cafebabe> yup
49:00 <Exo> i'll have a green tea chai latte thanks e|f
49:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Christmas in a cup!
49:00 <dazzo2> I might have to throw up first. Too these probiotics
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That's what a chai latte is
50:00 <dazzo2> Stomach is churning
50:00 <e|f> chai lattes are very sweet
50:00 <dazzo2> Yeah its spicey
50:00 <e|f> shot of cognac in it too i suppose
50:00 <Exo> delicious
50:00 <e|f> that might actually work
50:00 <rainmaker> Have you built aim bot yet elf
50:00 <dazzo2> I used to take chai until i went to hazelnut
51:00 <e|f> rainmaker: no
52:00 <cafebabe> :O
52:00 <Exo> i need a aim bot for holdfast nations at war
52:00 <cafebabe> interesting - this client shows away users in grey font in the nicklist
53:00 <Exo> prussia will rise again
53:00 <cafebabe> that info would be freely available in the whois or 353 raws on joining of a channel, maybe
53:00 <cafebabe> why doesn't mIRC do that too
53:00 <cafebabe> hummies
53:00 <cafebabe> nah would be in the who data
53:00 <cafebabe> this client probably performs a WHO on the channel on each separate join
54:00 <cafebabe> mirc doesn't
54:00 <e|f> #sydney clearcasting GRx [email protected] :0 chris
54:00 <e|f> "G"
55:00 <e|f> if it sees a G then it colours the nickname in the nicklist accordingly
55:00 <e|f> could be done with a mirc script too
56:00 <e|f> with /cline or /aline
56:00 <e|f> maybe it's also a built in feature that i don't know about
57:00 <cafebabe> you're boring everyone, elf
57:00 <Sutekh> cafebabe shouldnt u be discussing sexi men/women or something ;p
57:00 <e|f> ok, i'll stop... cafebabe...
57:00 <cafebabe> thx <3
58:00 <cafebabe> mhm
59:00 <Sutekh> gotta get the sex chat going for Jimbo
59:00 <cafebabe> you want me to try to lure him...?
59:00 <cafebabe> with my pseudo-womanly wares
59:00 <Sutekh> he is watching, he likes to watch
59:00 <cafebabe> :o
00:00 <cafebabe> i tried talking to him but he kept going on about an onion on his belt
00:00 <Sutekh> lol
01:00 <cafebabe> it was the style at the time, apparently
01:00 <Lumeah> He tries it on with me but I shut him down. It groses me out
01:00 <Lumeah> Your very beautiful
01:00 <Lumeah> . Blah
01:00 <cafebabe> :o
02:00 <Exo> haha
02:00 <Exo> does he pull a bozogym
02:00 <Lumeah> Ewww lol 
03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekh
03:00 <Sutekh> haha Lumeah
03:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Let's talk about sex baby
04:00 <Sutekh> CG :) if u insist ;p
04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you like cunnilingus?
04:00 <Lumeah> Like the song 
04:00 <Sutekh> Lumeah, yeah he has been exposed by all the ladies ;p
04:00 <Lumeah> Erm... Not that much.
04:00 <Lumeah> I cut him off pretty quickly 
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You don't like it?
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> :o
05:00 <Lumeah> Not from jim
05:00 <Lumeah> Lol
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh my!
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not from Jim :o
05:00 <Lumeah> Do u like it Cosmic^Girl? 
06:00 <Lumeah> Jimmy your best buddy ml
06:00 <Lumeah> ? 
06:00 <^bozoJim> who what when where why?
06:00 <Lumeah> Lol
06:00 <cafebabe> i find men who wear an onion on their belt to be very sexy
06:00 <cafebabe> ;)
07:00 <Sutekh> Jim thinks we all fall for his act, anyway makes fo fun times ;p
07:00 <Lumeah> Onions huh? 
07:00 <Lumeah> Purple? 
07:00 <cafebabe> the big yellow ones
07:00 <Exo> cunnilingus, my fav
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cunnilingus? Of course!
08:00 <Exo> we all know that jim isn't into sexual intercourse!
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you partake in cunnilingus with as much gusto as your pashes Exo?
09:00 <rainmaker> Jim master phone pranker 
09:00 <^bozoJim> not me
09:00 <dazzo2> Cg im good with tongue
10:00 <Sutekh> haha Jim where is ur irc wifey?
10:00 <Exo> the bart simpson of austnet
10:00 <^bozoJim> I have no idea
11:00 <cafebabe> lol
11:00 <Exo> where are the irc mistresses
11:00 <^bozoJim> I have not ehard from her in a while since I last spoke to her on here
11:00 <cafebabe> makes sense
11:00 <Sutekh> damn
12:00 <cafebabe> www.youtube.com/v?=null
12:00 <cafebabe> meh
13:00 <e|f> www.youtube.com/watch?v=null
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) Length: - - -
13:00 <Exo> lol
14:00 <e|f> there would be something on the raw HTML from the given youtube link to check against dead links
14:00 <e|f> maybe the HTTP/1.1 200 or Content-Length 
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw. Annnnnd we're back to computery stuff
15:00 <e|f> oops
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I tried Sutekh
16:00 <Sutekh> haha CG, did u have one of ur climatic showers tonite?
16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I haven't had a shower yet! But always
17:00 <cafebabe> depends on how one positions the shower head, i suppose
17:00 <cafebabe> xD
17:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=700NzVPt62c&t=120s
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hitler discovers that Austnet IRC's Cleo10 is really a man (Downfall Hitler Parody) (Mar 10, 2013) Length: 3:50 - Category: Comedy - 208 views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have a detachable shower head. Sooo... you know. Winning.
18:00 <cafebabe> haha
18:00 <Sutekh> i read only about 30% of women are satisfied by men, must be very frustrating men are so fckn usless hey 
18:00 <cafebabe> the other 80% are not so good with math
18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't need no wet wipe yo
19:00 <cafebabe> the kfc wet wipe probably would sting
19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sting what? O.o
20:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:00 <cafebabe> brings a whole new meaning to their phrase "finger lickin' good"
20:00 <Sutekh> got any other weird arse shows for me to watch CG? 
21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ummm
21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Are you a GoT watcher?
21:00 <Exo> lol where are u expecting to use the wet wipe to sting
22:00 <Sutekh> yeah i started watching that before it was the craze
22:00 <cafebabe> well grease does look similar to some bodily fluids
22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> cafebabe is wiping something other than her hands ;)
22:00 <Sutekh> stumbled on it at teh beginning, i liked the nudity and beheadings
22:00 <cafebabe> ;)
22:00 <thestig> she is wiping her fagina
22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Fagina
22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mwaha
23:00 <thestig> HellFury likes to wiping her fagina too
23:00 <cafebabe> kfc is one letter away from "fuck" - the only thing missing is "you"
23:00 <thestig> indeed
23:00 <thestig> kfc is sex
24:00 <cafebabe> sex and hardened arteries
24:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I haven't had KFC in forever
24:00 <cafebabe> good
24:00 <Sutekh> wtf, thats blasphemy
24:00 <thestig> kfc is great for sex too
24:00 <thestig> really gets me going
25:00 <e|f> kfc has made a few thousand dollars from me over the years
25:00 <e|f> same for many other young people
25:00 <e|f> but yea, me too - haven't eaten KFC in yonks
26:00 <thestig> kfc is great food
26:00 <Sutekh> ooOOoo
26:00 <thestig> Kelevra can sometimes afford KFC
27:00 <e|f> sshh
27:00 <e|f> i had the worst stomach ache one time after eating kfc
27:00 <Sutekh> Kelevra is a nice lady, u just gotta show respect thestig
28:00 <e|f> taste buds loved it, stomach did not
28:00 <thestig> Kelevra is not a lady
28:00 <e|f> <_<
28:00 <Sutekh> see this is what im talking about 
29:00 <e|f> no moar smoking for moi
29:00 <Sutekh> haha good boy e|f
29:00 <e|f> lol thx
30:00 <e|f> might turn in and go watch tv soon
30:00 <e|f> just finish messing around with this lappy
30:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Good job e|fie!
30:00 <Sutekh> fair enough e|f
31:00 <e|f> thx CG 4:)
31:00 <thestig> time for bed e|f
31:00 <cafebabe> okie dokies
31:00 <thestig> do us all a favour
31:00 <Exo> Elf u still watching bachelors in paradise
32:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Alrighty kids, shower and sleeeep for me! I have kids to teach tomorrow
32:00 <Sutekh> niites CG
32:00 <Exo> goodnight CG ;-)
32:00 <Exo> see u on the flippity flop
32:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mwah ;)
34:00 <e|f> lol
35:00 <e|f> k guys i'm out
35:00 <e|f> have a good one tomorrow and be happy ~
35:00 <Sutekh> nite mate
37:00 <Sutekh> !seen skyfire
37:00 <StatsOP> SkyFire ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 5 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes ago stating "{}".
41:00 <Sutekh> hey jigsaw
42:00 <Sutekh> hows the heart tonite?
42:00 <jigsaw> hiya
42:00 <jigsaw> err what was it doing last time
42:00 <Sutekh> looking for love
42:00 <Exo> Gday jigs
43:00 <jigsaw> hi exxon
43:00 <jigsaw> well its not found any
44:00 <Sutekh> keep searching matey
45:00 <jigsaw> none left out there
45:00 <Sutekh> heaps man
45:00 <Sutekh> u got the internet will travel ;p
45:00 <jigsaw> i only ever end up with mugs like you :)
46:00 <Sutekh> haha
47:00 <Sutekh> ur loaded, get a sugar baby then
48:00 <Sutekh> all those sydney uni girls need their fees paid :)
49:00 <jigsaw> trump is loaded too, his wife cant stand him
51:00 <jigsaw> besides who wants someone who loves you for your money
51:00 <Sutekh> why else would a lady marry a guy
52:00 <Sutekh> hairly ugly fucks men are, be serious
54:00 <jigsaw> are you a fugly guy Sutekh?
55:00 <Sutekh> all men are 
55:00 <Sutekh> look in the mirror
56:00 <Sutekh> even Cath says ur fugly
57:00 <jigsaw> i know
57:00 <jigsaw> :(
57:00 <HellFury> well until she sees your pecs
57:00 <Sutekh> haha
59:00 <Sutekh> dont take it personal jigsaw, men were created ugly beasts
59:00 <jigsaw> hi zade
59:00 <jigsaw> theyre calling me a fugly beast
00:00 <Zade> hello jigsaw
00:00 <Zade> who is?
00:00 <jigsaw> Sutekh, seck im!
00:00 <Sutekh> except Zade of couse ;p
01:00 <jigsaw> i like to think i got a face that could send boz running
01:00 <jigsaw> :)
02:00 <Sutekh> haha, what a man looks like doesnt matter, we were not created to be beautiful
02:00 <Zade> from reports i have heard you have nothing to worry about jigsaw
03:00 <jigsaw> sheez whos spying on me???
06:00 <dazzo2> Just looking for a girl to date tomorrow
06:00 <HellFury> !eddie, is
07:00 <dazzo2> I dont keep a condom in my wallet anymore
07:00 <dazzo2> Thats a wog thing
07:00 <dazzo2> And probably what poofs do
07:00 <dazzo2> Then again... they dont use condoms
07:00 <dazzo2> So i might be wrong
07:00 <jigsaw> take a box of them and tuck it under ya tshirt sleeve
08:00 <dazzo2> Nah 
08:00 <dazzo2> Wait
08:00 <dazzo2> Sure... i vape now
08:00 <dazzo2> Ciggie not need
09:00 <dazzo2> If u are aware of the gay lifestyle u see its quite vulgar
09:00 <Sutekh> lol
09:00 <dazzo2> Yet they want to be viewed as mainstream
09:00 <dazzo2> In lgbti
09:00 <dazzo2> I dont want kids to be exposed to such sickness
10:00 <dazzo2> They know what they are about
10:00 <dazzo2> But they want mainstream acceptance by stupid political agendas ..that people dont care about
10:00 <Sutekh> yeah, they are not that inclusive
10:00 <dazzo2> Nor do we care about politics
11:00 <dazzo2> Its a small perverted minority making all the noise
11:00 <dazzo2> Trying to be heard while normal people just live fruitful lives without angst 
12:00 <b1rd> Hey Dazzo2 hun
12:00 <dazzo2> If u look at activists of all types they are ugly losers of society
12:00 <dazzo2> Bird i know ur a fag
12:00 <dazzo2> So fuck off mate
12:00 <b1rd> Hehe
12:00 <b1rd> U my gurl
13:00 <Sutekh> lol
14:00 <b1rd> U so feminine so girly girl Dazzo2 
14:00 <b1rd> I wait for u to arrive same time every evening :) 
14:00 <dazzo2> I remeber when irc had less poofs
15:00 <dazzo2> Or they had their own chan
15:00 <b1rd> Roughly 8.30pm
15:00 <b1rd> Thats wen u jump on irc :) 
15:00 <b1rd> U cute thing
16:00 <dazzo2> U seemed pretty fucked in the head mate but im a nice guy
16:00 <b1rd> Love u baby
16:00 <dazzo2> So probably good to ignore you 
16:00 <b1rd> Aww
16:00 <dazzo2> You keep doing ur fag thing,.. free country
16:00 <b1rd> Hehe
16:00 <dazzo2> Just funny how many homo act fake here
17:00 <dazzo2> Just says u got a problem 
17:00 <b1rd> Gays r ok
17:00 <b1rd> Smoked a joint with a poof other week
17:00 <jigsaw> what u got niggling up your ass dazzo2
18:00 <b1rd> In the park up near botanical gardens
22:00 <dazzo2> I reckon ur a poof jigsaw
23:00 <jigsaw> your gaydar is broken
23:00 <jigsaw> noble of you to have one
23:00 <dazzo2> U probably are
23:00 <dazzo2> I can tell
23:00 <Zade> and dazzo2 is a waste of space in society but do we complain 
24:00 <dazzo2> Rockspider
24:00 <dazzo2> See we know
24:00 <dazzo2> What are you hiding?
24:00 <dazzo2> Behind that rock
25:00 <jigsaw> cant see rockspider on the user list
25:00 <jigsaw> :)
25:00 <dazzo2> I know youre hiding something
25:00 <dazzo2> Normal people dont
25:00 <dazzo2> See
25:00 <Zade> dazzo2 seems to know a lot about it, is he a priest?
25:00 <jigsaw> talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse
25:00 <dazzo2> Youre always hiding something right
25:00 <jigsaw> hahahahah
26:00 <dazzo2> Afraid if u be yourself everyone might leave?
26:00 <jigsaw> dazzo must be that uncle
26:00 <Zade> lol
26:00 <dazzo2> There it is heh
26:00 <Zade> the one everyone warns you about 
26:00 <jigsaw> girl dies, goes to heaven, uncle dazzo what are you doing here?
26:00 <Zade> uncle dazzo2
26:00 <dazzo2> Just pointing it out
26:00 <dazzo2> Its clear to see
27:00 <dazzo2> ... i know
28:00 <dazzo2> I know its a double life
28:00 <dazzo2> U show what is acceptable and hide what you want to do 
28:00 <Zade> so throw yourself in front of a train then dazzo2, dont harm anymore children 
29:00 <dazzo2> But it comes out doesnt it
29:00 <dazzo2> Then everyone leaves
29:00 <b1rd> Hun
29:00 <b1rd> Don't hate
29:00 <dazzo2> Why dont u just make a channel where u dont have to fake
29:00 <dazzo2> It deceitful
29:00 <jigsaw> anyhoo, dinner n tv time
29:00 <jigsaw> back laters
29:00 <b1rd> Life's too short to hate
29:00 <dazzo2> And inconvenience others
30:00 <Zade> niters jigsaw
30:00 <dazzo2> Cos its dishonest
30:00 <dazzo2> But everyone knows
30:00 <dazzo2> People sense it
30:00 <dazzo2> Ur fake
30:00 <b1rd> Dnt h8 m8
31:00 <b1rd> <3
31:00 <dazzo2> You cant pretend people can tell
31:00 <b1rd> ? 
31:00 <dazzo2> Dont think people are idiots
31:00 <dazzo2> They know ur faking
31:00 <b1rd> Ppl know
31:00 <b1rd> Wat am I faking? 
31:00 <HellFury> yeah they know he can be a wanka
32:00 <b1rd> Im a good boy nows :) 
32:00 <HellFury> a good boy who burnt his pickle
32:00 <b1rd> Hehe
32:00 <dazzo2> Thats ehy
32:00 <dazzo2> Thats whylgbti doesnt work
32:00 <b1rd> Did u see that Dazzo2? 
33:00 <b1rd> I posted me dik bum all sunburnt
33:00 <dazzo2> They try to make ppl think they are like them, but they are faking
33:00 <dazzo2> And we all know that
33:00 <b1rd> Did u see me bum? 
33:00 <dazzo2> Why not be honest
33:00 <dazzo2> Than lie to people
33:00 <b1rd> Im honest
33:00 <b1rd> I love u m8
34:00 <dazzo2> Lgbti make a lot of noise but whats the point when u fake it
34:00 <dazzo2> Ppl can tell
34:00 <b1rd> Im real
34:00 <b1rd> U feel me
34:00 <dazzo2> If ur not yourself ppl know ur fake even if say lgbti should be normal
34:00 <b1rd> Yup and im a g
34:00 <dazzo2> Thats why ppl just pretend to support
35:00 <b1rd> Thru n thru lol
35:00 <dazzo2> But its like being polite
35:00 <b1rd> U need support Dazzo2? 
35:00 <dazzo2> We dont want to say... what we think
35:00 <b1rd> Being polite is good
35:00 <dazzo2> But just let u make noise ok
35:00 <HellFury> wow dazzo2 you need help
36:00 <b1rd> Yea well
36:00 <dazzo2> See i know
36:00 <dazzo2> Trust me i know
36:00 <b1rd> It's part of social interaction
36:00 <dazzo2> I see it
36:00 <dazzo2> Ppl see it
36:00 <dazzo2> They just dont want to say cos its not nice to say
37:00 <b1rd> Say it
37:00 <dazzo2> So they say support lgbti.. ok fine, but we know something is not right with u
37:00 <dazzo2> If u are not fake u dont need to convince ppl 
37:00 <b1rd> Wats bad about gays
37:00 <dazzo2> Only if u know ur a fake u need to
37:00 <b1rd> Hun
38:00 <dazzo2> Ppl sense that, but are ok with it.. but it wont work
38:00 <b1rd> Relax
38:00 <b1rd> I dont care wat dickheads think y should u
39:00 <b1rd> All i need is u in my arms
39:00 <b1rd> By my side
39:00 <damian> what are we telling you to do?
46:00 <chris`> hello
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