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// #sydney — 2018-09-17

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16:41:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvv zaim Rabbit energizer JedStar
16:41:09 <Exo> good arvo y'all
16:41:14 * Exo pops open their cooler.. here take your pick.. !MtDew !...
16:41:15 <Exo> ! Sprite !.. Coke ... ! 7°UP ! ... !Pepsi
16:41:43 * Exo slaps zaim around with a wet noodle
16:42:52 <b1rd> Water
16:42:58 <b1rd> Or cock zero
16:43:19 <Exo> no water no zero
16:43:52 * Exo pours b1rd a hot cup of ribena
16:43:52 <Exo> <[__]D~~~
16:44:20 <b1rd> Yuk
16:44:38 <b1rd> Stik it where the sun dont shine
16:45:52 <Exo> loool it's good for u b1rd
16:45:57 * Exo feeds b1rd some fresh w0rms
16:46:36 <b1rd> Yuk
16:46:42 <b1rd> No its fulla sugar
16:46:57 <b1rd> Stik it u god botherer
16:47:47 <b1rd> Im an elite athlete with very specific dietary requirements
16:47:54 <HellFury> pepsi pls
16:47:59 <b1rd> Yuk
16:48:04 <b1rd> Lol
16:48:47 * Exo hands HellFury a pepsi twist
16:49:09 <Exo> what foods do u consume as part of your specific dietary requirements
16:49:09 <HellFury> ta
16:49:22 <HellFury> me? or b1rd
16:49:24 <HellFury> he eats worms
16:49:38 * HellFury wanks at b1rd
16:49:39 <HellFury> i mean wins
16:49:44 <HellFury> winks ffs
16:49:56 <Exo> haha he is an elite athlete afterall
16:50:04 <Exo> u got him all excited
16:50:22 <HellFury> i got this lovely keto diet
16:50:31 <HellFury> high protein low carbs and no sugar
16:51:07 <b1rd> Lol nice
16:51:14 <b1rd> Wanksll do
16:51:33 <HellFury> i handed kids bowls of mini frankfurts
16:51:41 <HellFury> 1 says OH look its mini dicks
16:51:43 <Exo> whats a keto diet
16:51:48 <HellFury> the other says yeah Isaac its yours
16:51:53 <b1rd> Might go get dinner in like five minutes
16:52:12 <HellFury> The ketogenic diet is a high-fat, adequate-protein, low-carbohydrate diet that in medicine is used primarily to treat difficult-to-control epilepsy in children. The diet forces the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates
16:52:20 <Exo> b1rd sounds like this guy https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/athlete-banned-from-allyoucaneat-restaurant-for-eating-too-much/news-story/7c2d205ebda60d4f35c52433c266ee19
16:52:42 <b1rd> Lol ye
16:53:01 <Exo> what foods would u eat for the keto diet
16:53:26 <b1rd> Kfc
16:53:32 <b1rd> Maccas
16:53:38 <b1rd> Red rooter
16:53:45 <Exo> sounds like the diet i am on
16:53:56 <b1rd> Lolol
16:53:56 <HellFury> nah
16:54:07 <HellFury> i eat lot of protein with veges
16:54:12 <HellFury> and i cut out rice and potatoes
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16:54:34 <b1rd> Cool
16:54:39 <b1rd> Good stuff hf
16:55:13 <HellFury> and we drink something called the bullet proof coffees
16:55:15 <b1rd> Just farted on this hubby n wife
16:55:27 <b1rd> Yuk bpc
16:55:33 <HellFury> coffee 50 ml pure cream and water
16:55:36 <b1rd> Yukkk
16:55:42 <b1rd> Sat fat badd
16:55:44 <Exo> chicken without the skin
16:55:47 <HellFury> works tho i don't get hungry til around 12
16:55:56 <Peel> have you had lunch today?
16:56:00 <b1rd> Ye i dunno
16:56:16 <b1rd> Im really insanely fit i avoid sat fats
16:56:23 <b1rd> From animals
16:56:32 <b1rd> From nuts a bit of sat fat is ol
16:56:33 <b1rd> K
16:56:52 <b1rd> Ok*
16:57:11 <b1rd> Butter makes me feel bad for days
16:57:18 <Peel> Butter is good for you
16:57:19 <Exo> goji berries
16:57:23 <b1rd> Olive oil
16:57:24 <b1rd> Yum
16:57:26 <Peel> you are just dumb and unhealthy in general
16:57:35 <b1rd> Im very fit
16:57:45 <Peel> lol sure you are b1rd
16:57:48 <b1rd> I am
16:57:58 <b1rd> Meet me see for urself
16:57:58 <Peel> you had sex with Lumeah lol
16:58:05 <Peel> dont need to meet you lol
16:58:08 <b1rd> Ye big woman
16:58:14 <Peel> lol
16:58:28 <Exo> Lumeah is a good looking lass
16:58:32 <b1rd> Ye
16:58:39 <b1rd> She good root
16:59:10 <Exo> good in the sack
16:59:22 <b1rd> Ye goes ok
17:00:46 <Exo> what's did u have for lunch b1rd
17:00:57 <b1rd> Had two lunches
17:01:08 <b1rd> Five brown rice salmon sushi
17:01:20 <b1rd> Then some malaysian type food
17:01:35 <b1rd> With tempeh beef n veges with rice
17:01:39 <Exo> cooked it urself?
17:01:46 <b1rd> Naaa fk that lol
17:01:52 <b1rd> Bought it
17:02:04 <b1rd> I never cook anymore
17:02:17 <b1rd> Too busy lookin at sluts
17:02:23 <Exo> loool
17:02:28 <Exo> too expensive eating out all the time
17:03:01 <b1rd> Naa
17:03:02 <Sutekh> b1rd is a wealthy welfare recipient
17:03:03 <Peel> <+b1rd> Then some malaysian type food < doesnt even know what he ate LOL
17:03:05 <b1rd> Im rich
17:03:14 <Peel> b1rd you are on centrelink you are nobody
17:03:20 <b1rd> I eat out like five times a day
17:03:25 <Peel> you have to travel interstate to fuck fat mental bitches like lumeah
17:03:26 <b1rd> Go get dinner soon
17:03:28 <Exo> b1rd on the centrelink salary
17:03:29 <Peel> big deal u eat shit
17:03:34 <Sutekh> lol
17:03:37 <Peel> who cares if you eat 7000 times a day
17:03:42 <b1rd> Well worth it
17:03:45 <Peel> you are a fucking joke
17:03:56 <b1rd> U jelly lil homie peel?
17:03:59 <b1rd> :D
17:04:03 <Exo> Peel needs to follow b1rds food blog and instagram
17:04:10 <b1rd> I got a bigger dik too
17:04:22 <b1rd> 11 inches 24 errect peel
17:04:29 <b1rd> Ye
17:04:32 <b1rd> Lol
17:04:49 <Sutekh> Peel is a hard working Australian
17:04:52 <b1rd> Peel get a dog up ur anus im a mf king
17:04:59 <b1rd> Ye a loser
17:05:19 <b1rd> Farted again
17:06:35 <b1rd> Peel ill employ u to suk my dik give u 12 dollars so u can eat out
17:06:49 <b1rd> Consider it a community service
17:07:40 <Exo> he would do much more for far less
17:08:08 <b1rd> Yea tru im a generous and kind man tho
17:08:25 * HellFury winks at sukteh and exo i will delete you
17:08:53 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
17:09:02 <zaim> there is the playa
17:09:08 <Exo> i will delete delete delete youuuuuuuuuuu
17:09:13 <zaim> u fkn better
17:09:15 <HellFury> haha
17:09:15 <Exo> g'day zaim
17:09:17 <zaim> thats my fetish
17:09:24 <Exo> have u recovered from defqon
17:09:32 <Sutekh> i was deleted from here many moons ago
17:09:49 <zaim> bro i died and came back for more
17:09:52 <Sutekh> caus i kicked a ops gf
17:09:54 <Devil45> thats trumps latest thing " i will delete you "
17:10:04 <Devil45> he couldnt delete his way out of a colostomy bag
17:10:09 <zaim> that death toll was like 232323232323232323232 then stuck on 2 once i came back
17:10:49 <Exo> haha deathqon
17:11:03 <zaim> anyways rip thoughts n preairs go to their fam bams
17:11:11 * HellFury snorts out her mintie
17:11:19 <zaim> are u female HellFury
17:11:21 <zaim> hmm
17:11:21 <lx> ...ah huh...
17:11:26 <HellFury> yep
17:11:27 <zaim> this changed everything
17:11:28 <Exo> indeed
17:11:38 <zaim> how u doinnnnnnnnn
17:11:50 <Devil45> https://i.imgur.com/f6KihvS.jpg
17:11:52 <HellFury> i dunno Exo did i sound female on discord
17:11:54 <zaim> jk. i only wanna know how Exo is doin
17:11:55 <zaim> soz
17:12:26 <Devil45> thats a bit mean zaim
17:12:29 <zaim> exohas an app that changes all voices to female
17:12:37 <zaim> for research
17:12:46 <zaim> Devil45 i just jokes. i like everyone equally
17:12:51 <HellFury> haha i dunno my nephews call me aunty Jax so i guess im one
17:12:51 <Devil45> im letting it slide though because you arent trump :)
17:12:51 <zaim> but exo more
17:13:16 <Devil45> exo hasnt been here for a while he came back last night to keep an eye on jim
17:13:26 <HellFury> lol
17:13:30 <Exo> HellFury sounds hawt
17:14:02 <Exo> yep, i had to come back and put jim back in his place
17:14:02 <HellFury> you sound like a Radio host :P
17:14:09 <Devil45> ive only heard exo - he sounds like grant bowler (the border security guy)
17:14:15 <HellFury> yeh he does
17:14:29 <Devil45> "tonight on border security this woman has undeclared food"
17:14:54 <Exo> i thought i sounded sexy like sean connery
17:14:56 <zaim> WHY BRING FKN ROAST CHICKEN FROM VIETNAM HONESTLY
17:14:58 <Devil45> exo doesnt sound like kyle sandilands
17:15:38 <HellFury> the only thing Randy will end is his balls hitting the floor
17:15:39 <HellFury> i mean
17:15:46 * HellFury adjusts halo
17:16:03 <Exo> i wouldnt mind duck tongue
17:16:05 <Exo> yummy
17:16:19 <HellFury> sheep tongue is nice
17:16:24 <Devil45> if you mean trump he has no balls. oko ate them.
17:16:24 <HellFury> not balls
17:16:35 * HellFury snorts her mintie out again
17:18:20 <Exo> bbq ox tongue is nice
17:19:39 <HellFury> friend of mine ate bulls balls
17:19:43 <HellFury> he said it was chewy
17:19:54 <HellFury> i suggested it was trumps
17:20:02 <HellFury> he spewed for ages co zhe hates him
17:20:20 <Exo> haha
17:20:20 * HellFury shrugs work done ;p
17:20:50 <HellFury> better than rubber twat lips
17:20:55 <HellFury> wha wrong wndow
17:40:32 <Exo> !ttop10
17:40:34 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Devil45(1231) 2. Exo(1174) 3. SkyFire(1069) 4. anotherirc3r(696) 5. Sutekh(343) 6. Zade(299) 7. ^bozojim(293) 8. HellFury(275) 9. b1rd(243) 10. katatonic_kate01(128)
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17:44:10 Mode: (by Exo) +v Glenn
17:44:18 <Exo> ahoy there Glenn
17:44:28 * Devil45 sees a banana on the table and eats like this -> https://i.imgur.com/TpVX0iT.gif
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17:58:41 Mode: (by Exo) +v SkyFire
17:58:48 <Exo> evening SkyFire, hows it goin mate
17:58:55 <SkyFire> ok
17:59:19 <SkyFire> speed is back to normal - things still being looked in to
17:59:49 <Exo> what speed is normal for your line
18:01:00 <SkyFire> just did a test - 47.80Mb/s down and 16.09Mb/s up
18:01:23 <SkyFire> plan is up to 50Mb/s down and 20Mb/s up
18:01:31 <Exo> that's pretty good
18:01:34 <SkyFire> yeah
18:01:42 <Exo> my maximum is only about 38mb
18:01:45 <SkyFire> ok
18:01:57 <Exo> but that's all i need tbh
18:02:09 <SkyFire> we had 25Mb/s down when we 1st connected to the nbn, then we had a free upgrade
18:02:43 <SkyFire> double the speed for the same price
18:03:58 <Exo> iinet is owned by tpg isn't it?
18:04:35 <SkyFire> yeah
18:04:58 <SkyFire> we connected to the internet with OzEmail
18:04:59 <Exo> they sent me a letter saying that i can change provider without any additional cost since they cant provide the speeds they advertise
18:05:04 <SkyFire> ok
18:05:25 <Exo> but im fine with tpg
18:05:35 <Exo> never had any drop outs etc
18:05:37 <SkyFire> OzEmail was then bought out by IInet, which was then bought by Tpg
18:05:50 <Exo> haha
18:05:56 <Exo> who owns aussiebroadband
18:06:02 <SkyFire> hence is why I have an OzEmail email addy
18:06:05 <SkyFire> ni
18:06:32 <Exo> do you actually use the email
18:06:44 <SkyFire> LoL yes - gets lots
18:06:50 <SkyFire> I had 12 today
18:07:19 <SkyFire> also have a gmail and hotmail addys
18:07:27 <Exo> what happens if you change provider
18:07:33 <Exo> can u still access the email
18:07:51 <SkyFire> ummm not sure
18:08:13 <SkyFire> I can get to it via webmail
18:08:58 <SkyFire> mum has the main account and my email is one of the available mail boxes
18:09:24 <Exo> ahh ok fair enough
18:09:41 <SkyFire> it would be scary to change my email to something else
18:09:53 <Exo> yeh i just use gmail and hotmail now
18:10:02 <Exo> i prefer gmail out of the two
18:10:14 <Exo> but had the hotmail one for like 15 years
18:10:31 <SkyFire> had my hotmail for ages too
18:10:47 <SkyFire> gmail one is useful too
18:11:04 <SkyFire> nice thing is that it redirects to my main email address
18:11:19 <SkyFire> so no need to specially look at gmail
18:13:37 <Exo> yep
18:13:40 <Exo> have it all in one
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18:13:53 <SkyFire> I have 283 emails in there - LoL
18:14:07 <SkyFire> 0.2 GB (1%) of 15 GB used
18:14:39 <Exo> does the spam mails get moved to another box
18:15:41 <SkyFire> yeah - if I actually get any
18:16:30 <SkyFire> hate the stupid cry wolf emails for Google and Twitter these days
18:16:46 <Exo> haha always need a decoy email when signing up on websites etc
18:16:52 <SkyFire> log in and I get an email to say I did
18:16:53 <Exo> yeh same
18:17:19 <SkyFire> I just treat them as junk mail and never read them
18:19:32 <Exo> yep
18:20:25 <SkyFire> !ttop10
18:20:28 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1329) 2. SkyFire(1298) 3. Devil45(1244) 4. anotherirc3r(696) 5. Sutekh(343) 6. Zade(299) 7. ^bozojim(293) 8. HellFury(275) 9. b1rd(243) 10. katatonic_kate01(128)
18:20:43 <SkyFire> Jim is where he should be in P7
18:20:57 <Exo> haha his got some ranting to do when he comes online
18:21:01 <SkyFire> yes
18:21:06 <Exo> expect a massive wall of text
18:21:07 <SkyFire> which he no doubt will do
18:21:10 <SkyFire> yes
18:21:17 <SkyFire> his motor mouthing flood
18:21:32 * HellFury paints boobs on SkyFire's white shirts with nipple rings... and then sneaks off
18:21:32 <Exo> haha when i see a wall of text like that i dont even read it
18:21:38 <SkyFire> oooooer
18:21:42 * SkyFire chases HellFury
18:21:58 * SkyFire hugs HellFury
18:22:08 * Exo hands HellFury a bullet proof coffee
18:22:13 <Exo> coffee lols
18:22:18 <SkyFire> lol
18:22:21 * HellFury wanks at exo and says thanks and hugs skyfire back
18:22:46 <HellFury> winks
18:23:26 * Exo wanks at HellFury with the non preferred hand
18:23:51 <HellFury> haha
18:24:35 * Exo sits on the hand til its numb to simulate a stranger in a dark alley way
18:25:03 <SkyFire> lol
18:25:13 <HellFury> ;p
18:25:16 * SkyFire flicks the channel lights off
18:25:30 <Sutekh> ohh shit, when Jim arrives it will be walls of text :D
18:25:39 <SkyFire> yes
18:25:57 * SkyFire hands out liferafts
18:26:18 <Exo> ohhhhh look at that im in 7th place, i dont mind since i dont always have to be in the top spot and it doesnt matter to me (next minute) wqerewrfdsfsdfdsfsdfwetr2d wrwerewre fdsfdsfsd
18:26:19 <SkyFire> a load of rubbish from Jim while he rants away
18:27:03 <Exo> haha
18:27:09 <Exo> thats why i got a meme for that situation
18:27:15 <Exo> https://imgflip.com/i/2d7lhm
18:27:55 <SkyFire> LoL Exo
18:28:33 <Exo> rolling on the floor laughing out loud s
18:31:19 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/DMWZooq
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18:31:42 <SkyFire> LoL HellFury
18:31:45 <Exo> looooooooool @ ^bozojim
18:31:45 Mode: (by HellFury) +v ^bozojim
18:31:49 <Sutekh> Hi Jim
18:31:50 <SkyFire> here comes the flood
18:31:51 * HellFury sits in the model chatters corner and says oh look ^bozojim is here! my turn to take a break!
18:31:55 <Exo> haha HellFury
18:32:08 <^bozojim> loool @ Exo
18:32:12 <^bozojim> his SkyFire
18:32:18 <Sutekh> time to let Jim win again Exo
18:32:19 * Exo sits in the angels corner with his fellow channel angels SkyFire, Sutekh and HellFury
18:32:20 <^bozojim> thank you for the vocie HellFury
18:32:42 <Exo> sorry jim they are banning the drugs soon mate
18:32:44 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/sex-drug-known-as-poppers-may-soon-be-placed-in-the-same-category-as-heroin-in-australia/news-story/ad15e759657aef96073b1e9120dd90c4
18:32:46 * ^bozojim walks in with his kosh and whammer
18:32:52 <Exo> you will have to find something else
18:33:27 <Exo> This brings about a relaxation effect on involuntary smooth muscles, such as the throat and anus, which makes them popular for use during sex, particularly in the LGBTI community.
18:33:30 <^bozojim> now look here Exo I do not know if I made myself clear enough last bnight but I have decided that I should declare war on you
18:33:43 * SkyFire shoots Jim
18:33:49 <Exo> haha
18:34:00 * ^bozojim throws a 15 year old fermented sock at Exo
18:34:08 <Exo> https://imgflip.com/i/2i1p3h
18:34:15 <^bozojim> here we go
18:34:21 <Exo> how was your day today son?
18:34:35 <Exo> did u manage to keep yourself out of trouble today
18:34:45 <^bozojim> I had shed today most of it
18:34:51 <^bozojim> and I kept out of trouble
18:35:02 <Exo> is shed 4 days a week
18:35:10 <^bozojim> yes it is
18:35:37 <^bozojim> it jeeps me busy
18:35:41 <^bozojim> kepps
18:35:46 <^bozojim> keeps
18:35:55 <HellFury> :p
18:35:57 <HellFury> peeps
18:35:59 <^bozojim> now look what you are makine me do Exo typo
18:36:16 <^bozojim> !ttop1-
18:36:18 * Exo slaps the toupee off of ^bozojims head
18:36:23 <^bozojim> !ttop10
18:36:25 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1550) 2. SkyFire(1359) 3. Devil45(1244) 4. anotherirc3r(696) 5. ^bozojim(386) 6. Sutekh(364) 7. HellFury(326) 8. Zade(299) 9. b1rd(243) 10. katatonic_kate01(128)
18:36:28 <Exo> are your fingers alright today jim
18:36:45 <Exo> well well well
18:36:56 <Exo> looks like bozojim is being dominated again
18:37:02 <^bozojim> there is no way I can get that many words and it proves despite all of Exos comments about me being the top motor mouth on austnet, it is not true
18:37:10 <Peel> ^bozojim is a cry baby
18:37:17 <Peel> ^bozojim shut the fuck up!
18:37:20 <Exo> stealth mode detected
18:37:26 <^bozojim> Peel take the advice yourself
18:37:31 <Peel> why dont you spastic
18:37:40 Mode: (by Exo) +b *!*@82.102.A790CC.5B0944
18:37:43 <Exo> loools
18:37:46 <^bozojim> llol
18:37:50 <Exo> jim always draws out all the fan boys
18:38:05 <^bozojim> and Exo loves coning them
18:38:59 * Exo hands ^bozojim a cone
18:39:02 <^bozojim> is it me or Exo who draws them out to be coned
18:39:19 <Exo> probably u
18:39:24 * ^bozojim has a couple of orange cones thanks
18:39:25 <Exo> i dont have that many fans
18:39:48 <^bozojim> just most of St KIlda Rd watch house who await your next visit
18:40:35 <^bozojim> and Exo you told me in PM that they wanted to give you a good old time baton charge next time they brought you in and let the rookies do it
18:40:37 <Exo> are u heading to wet on wellington tonight
18:40:44 <^bozojim> have they gicven you that welcome yet?
18:41:14 * ^bozojim gives Exo a pole driver
18:41:43 <^bozojim> wow everyone look at that, Exo is so thick he actually breaks concrete with his head
18:42:05 <^bozojim> talk about dense in the mind and thick in the head
18:42:37 <Exo> gonna afk old man jim, will be back later
18:42:40 <Exo> hold the fort
18:42:55 <^bozojim> and I thought it was a pimple or wart on his shoulders
18:43:04 <^bozojim> I will try to
18:49:05 Quit: energizer ([email protected]) Quit: cya
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18:57:37 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:58:22 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
18:58:25 <Glenn> ...again!
19:05:23 <SkyFire> Dinner time - keep clear or be eaten
19:10:56 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:17:05 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:20:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ^pHANTOM^
19:20:28 <Exo> good evening gentleman
19:20:46 <Glenn> :)
19:21:05 <Glenn> Probably referring to Jim. :P
19:21:23 Nick: _energizer is now known as energizer
19:21:25 Mode: (by Exo) +v Glenn
19:21:30 Mode: (by Exo) +v energizer
19:21:33 <Glenn> :)
19:21:34 <Exo> howdy glenroy
19:21:41 <Exo> got a feet up and the tinny in the hand?
19:21:41 <Glenn> Hey Exo!
19:21:54 <Glenn> Indeed. All those boxes ticked.
19:22:14 <Exo> do u chat from pc on laptop
19:22:22 <Glenn> Laptop.
19:23:11 <Exo> ahh ok, convenience
19:23:19 <Exo> surivor about to start so sit tight
19:23:20 <Glenn> It has a super-sensitive touch pad that often causes me grief if I let my hands drop a little while typing.
19:23:40 <Exo> haha
19:23:43 <Exo> is it non adjustable?
19:24:04 <Glenn> Yes, ON or OFF
19:25:10 <Exo> i can adjust mine through the program
19:25:15 <Glenn> Using an external mouse while propped up in a lounge chair doesn't work.
19:25:42 <Exo> yep and kinda defeats the purpose of using a laptop
19:25:43 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:25:47 <Sunbeam> morning :)
19:25:48 Mode: (by Exo) +v Sunbeam
19:25:51 <Glenn> Sunbeam!!!!! :))
19:25:54 <Exo> morning Sunbeam ! :-)
19:25:57 <Sunbeam> Glenn!!
19:25:58 * SkyFire pounce huggles Sunbeam
19:26:02 * Glenn slides overs to Sunbeam and gives a big cuddle!
19:26:02 * Sunbeam hugs Glenn so tight, she squeezes the Vowels out of (((G l n n)))
19:26:07 * Exo throws confetti & balloons all over Sunbeam `;~'O~~~*`;.'O~~~~*` Sunbeam .'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~*`;~'O~~~*`;.'O~~~~*` Sunbeam .'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~*`;~'O~~~*`;.'O~~~~*` Sunbeam .'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~*`;
19:26:10 <Sunbeam> hiya Exo :)
19:26:22 <Sunbeam> hiya SkyFire huggggs :)
19:26:29 <Sunbeam> hugggs Exo
19:26:37 <Exo> wb SkyFire
19:26:39 <Sunbeam> how are you guys?
19:26:48 <Exo> how are u this fine morning mi lady?
19:26:56 <Sunbeam> bored lol
19:27:14 <SkyFire> aww
19:27:20 * SkyFire runs off with Sunbeam
19:27:26 <Sunbeam> was hoping to spend time with daughter and grandkids...but they got other plans
19:27:40 <SkyFire> aw
19:27:44 <Exo> hehe that's ok u can come on here and spend some time with us :p
19:27:48 <Sunbeam> so it's just me an Bob (the cat)
19:28:00 <SkyFire> meow
19:28:03 <Sunbeam> my thoughts precisely Exo
19:28:14 <Sunbeam> altho typing ain't the same as talking
19:28:21 * Exo sits in the angels corner with Sunbeam
19:28:41 * Sunbeam hands Exo an halo...hot off the sunbeam production line
19:28:59 <Exo> thanks Sunbeam ;)
19:29:02 <Exo> now i've got two
19:29:12 * SkyFire grabs the halo
19:29:12 <Sunbeam> ask ^bozojim they last for years lol
19:29:14 <Exo> jim gave me one recently saying he doesn't need it anymore
19:29:20 <Sunbeam> really?
19:29:26 <Exo> something about turning to the dark side or something
19:29:27 <Sunbeam> wait till i see him lol
19:29:30 <Exo> not really sure what he meant
19:29:40 <Sunbeam> oh! ...tell me more
19:29:41 <SkyFire> beware the power of the dark side
19:29:54 * Sunbeam makes herself comfy ready for the full story
19:29:54 <Exo> can easily get lured to the dark side
19:29:58 <Exo> once ya go black u never go back
19:30:14 <Sunbeam> my workk collegue says that Exo
19:30:22 <Sunbeam> she's with a black guy
19:30:34 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onhFH7jpq2c
19:30:35 <Exo> we shall wait for jim to elaborate once he returns from eHarmony
19:30:37 <Sunbeam> she says once you've had black, you never go back lmao
19:30:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Don't Know the Power of the Dark Side (Jun 4, 2011) Length: 0:06 - Category: Film & Animation - 593,000 views - 1,985 likes (98.1%), 39 dislikes (1.9%)
19:30:42 <Exo> haha
19:30:49 <Exo> do u think that is true
19:31:15 <Sunbeam> i dunno
19:31:40 <Sunbeam> to me it's tnot the size of the wand...it's the magic it's able to conjure lol
19:31:48 <SkyFire> eHarmony?? You mean they still let him on that site - LoL
19:32:03 <SkyFire> or any dating site
19:32:09 <Exo> yeah jim told me the very same thing before
19:32:16 <Exo> yup
19:32:19 <Exo> eharmony the dating website
19:32:32 <Sunbeam> gimmee a mo...just need to hang out my washing
19:32:39 <Sunbeam> brb
19:32:39 <lx> It'll be quiet without you Sunbeam...
19:32:39 <Exo> he recently just set up an account there and just checking his updates
19:32:44 <SkyFire> lol ok
19:32:46 <Exo> okay dear ;-)
19:32:52 <Exo> https://au.news.yahoo.com/metal-found-banana-queensland-store-contamination-crisis-widens-060321301.html
19:32:58 <SkyFire> the number of woman that have blocked him
19:33:02 <Exo> haha not gonna be able to eat any fruit soon
19:33:10 <SkyFire> yeah :(
19:33:12 <Exo> they better not be putting pins in my donuts
19:33:24 <Exo> ;~(
19:33:40 * SkyFire secretly places some pins in the donuts - LoL
19:33:57 <Exo> u can put some pins in the vegetables as u please
19:34:26 <SkyFire> only thing for it - install metal detectors at places than handle food
19:34:36 <SkyFire> that
19:35:02 * SkyFire creates a lifelike figure of Jim and sticks pins in it
19:35:08 <Exo> slip some non ferrous metal in
19:35:13 <SkyFire> bugger
19:35:16 <Exo> haha
19:35:26 <SkyFire> switches to using x-ray
19:35:27 <Exo> his got plenty of pins from his voodoo doll of me
19:36:27 * SkyFire cuts the head off the voodoo doll of Jim
19:37:04 <Exo> haha
19:37:17 <Exo> https://au.be.yahoo.com/woman-leaves-husband-discovering-cruel-nickname-032122495.html
19:37:23 <Exo> SWMBO
19:39:26 <SkyFire> lol
19:39:42 <Exo> not exactly cruel
19:40:02 <Sunbeam> back
19:40:07 <Sunbeam> what did i miss?
19:40:12 <Sunbeam> owt or nowt?
19:40:58 <Exo> wb
19:41:02 <Exo> nm just reading some articles
19:41:21 <Sunbeam> ty :)
19:41:23 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/would-you-pay-18-for-this-avocado-on-toast-from-a-cafe/news-story/9e81d7c16b8b9b7b4131902ca9804a7a
19:41:26 <Sunbeam> where is ^bozojim?
19:42:11 <SkyFire> dunno
19:42:17 <Exo> <^bozojim> brb i am going to have a video call with this sheila from tinder
19:42:22 <Exo> last i heard
19:42:27 <SkyFire> LoL
19:42:34 <Exo> ^bozojim has been idle 26mins 30secs, signed on Mon Sep 17 18:34:03 2018
19:42:42 <SkyFire> now he is drowing his loses after she dumped him
19:42:53 <SkyFire> losses
19:43:16 <Exo> that's the tinder game
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19:43:24 <Exo> move onto the next person
19:43:35 * Exo slaps thestig around with a wet noodle
19:43:39 Mode: (by Exo) +v thestig
19:43:43 <Exo> yo thestig
19:43:46 <Sunbeam> hi thestig
19:43:48 <Exo> long time no see
19:44:29 <Exo> are u having scones and english breakfast tea this morning Sunbeam?
19:44:57 <Sunbeam> no Exo ...i had my weetabix with a banana fro brekkie
19:45:29 <Sunbeam> just having a cup of tea...but won't eat anything else till lunch time
19:46:04 <SkyFire> at least your nannas won't have bits of metal in them Sunbeam
19:46:18 <Exo> weetabix is that like like our weetbix here ?
19:46:24 <Sunbeam> haven't found owt in em
19:46:29 <SkyFire> like they do out here, along with strawberries
19:46:32 <Sunbeam> yes i think it is
19:46:57 <Exo> koOl
19:47:24 <Exo> yeh need to be checking all our food carefully now at this rate
19:47:27 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
19:47:40 Mode: (by Exo) +v [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:47:43 <Exo> looool
19:47:46 <Exo> evening ross the toss
19:47:46 <SkyFire> lots of strawberries have been dumped due to pins being found in them Sunbeam
19:47:53 * Exo spares no expense and takes [[[[[pong]]]]] to /¥\cDonalds
19:47:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
19:48:01 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] out the door
19:48:13 <Sunbeam> hi [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:48:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiii
19:48:22 <Exo> pong is a good man
19:48:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeassss ppl say..
19:48:34 * SkyFire shoots [[[[[pong]]]]] - he is also dead
19:48:48 <Exo> TONNES of strawberries are being dumped or going to waste around the country as the needle contamination scare threatens the future of the half-a-billion-dollar industry
19:48:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire very jealous of pong
19:48:59 <SkyFire> :'(
19:49:17 <SkyFire> farmers have dumped tons of them
19:49:23 <Exo> like our farmers don't have it bad enough
19:49:36 * Exo strokes [[[[[pong]]]]]'s hair
19:49:54 <SkyFire> yeah :(
19:50:05 <SkyFire> blasted drought and now this :'(
19:50:12 <Exo> cops are offering 100k if any news or whos doing it
19:50:25 <SkyFire> oh and being seriously underpaid for their milk
19:50:47 <Exo> thanks to these supermarkets though
19:50:58 <SkyFire> yus
19:50:59 <SkyFire> yes
19:51:01 <Exo> everything is now coles - woolies brands
19:51:13 <Exo> they make their own version of popular products too
19:51:23 <SkyFire> smaller ones are no better
19:51:58 <Exo> heres and example
19:52:00 <Exo> https://www.productreview.com.au/p/coles-stacked-chips.html
19:52:09 <Exo> half the price of pringles
19:52:16 * SkyFire takes Exo's magic bus for a drive
19:52:23 <SkyFire> wow
19:52:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Taste liek shit tho
19:52:50 <Exo> yep the quality is not as good
19:53:04 <Exo> but still for most people it's about the $
19:53:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Not for pong
19:53:17 * Exo takes the aircraft carrier for a spin
19:53:51 <Exo> pong only eats the very best
19:53:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeasss
19:54:14 * SkyFire loses control of the bus on a corner and ends up in a ditch
19:54:16 <Exo> party pies and dino snacks
19:54:42 <Exo> !ttop10
19:54:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2115) 2. SkyFire(1586) 3. Devil45(1244) 4. anotherirc3r(696) 5. ^bozojim(548) 6. Sutekh(364) 7. HellFury(326) 8. Zade(299) 9. b1rd(243) 10. Sunbeam(203)
19:54:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U can’t drive SkyFire
19:54:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U not allowed
19:55:02 <Exo> pong can be SkyFires personal driver
19:55:11 * [[[[[pong]]]]] picks his bum then smells finger smells liek poo
19:55:21 * Exo sits in the golden irc throne
19:55:25 <Sunbeam> GROSS!
19:55:29 <SkyFire> LoL
19:55:48 * SkyFire drops [[[[[pong]]]]] off at the local rubbish pit
19:55:52 <Exo> rolling on the floor laughing out loud s
19:56:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Picked them through undies and still smell liek poo
19:56:43 <Exo> !ttop10
19:56:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2138) 2. SkyFire(1596) 3. Devil45(1244) 4. anotherirc3r(696) 5. ^bozojim(548) 6. Sutekh(364) 7. HellFury(326) 8. Zade(299) 9. b1rd(243) 10. Sunbeam(204)
19:56:59 * Sunbeam shakes her head
19:57:10 <Exo> i'm suprised pong wears undies
19:57:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
19:57:20 <Sunbeam> i made it to 10th in such a short time lol
19:57:24 <SkyFire> only needed four words to gets to 1,600
19:57:47 <Exo> i think 8pm is the reset
19:58:00 <SkyFire> ok
19:58:03 <SkyFire> !ttop10
19:58:07 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(7)
19:58:09 <SkyFire> yes
19:58:11 <SkyFire> it is
19:58:20 <Exo> yay! im leading
19:58:24 <SkyFire> for now
19:58:29 <SkyFire> hey Jim!!
19:58:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> These undies smell
19:59:38 * Exo struts around the room with his number 1 golden medal and trophy
19:59:47 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/travellers-stories/flight-attendant-sacked-over-midflight-romantic-gesture/news-story/05178cfe21272e94b30965d371c7c463
19:59:52 * SkyFire grabs the trophy
19:59:59 <SkyFire> ooooooooer
20:00:09 <SkyFire> not the first time that has ever happened
20:00:25 <SkyFire> or will be the last time
20:00:25 <Exo> very unfortunate
20:00:37 <SkyFire> happens on lots of flights
20:00:53 <Exo> the first excuse that comes along aye
20:01:20 <Exo> airlines are always trying to get younger flight attendants
20:03:05 <SkyFire> but the flight was probaly the wrong place to pop the question
20:03:13 <SkyFire> yes
20:04:02 <SkyFire> I have a photo of a great looking cabin crew member from Virgin Australia
20:05:06 <HellFury> lol
20:05:17 <HellFury> pong wears undies? are they gstring
20:06:51 * SkyFire shoots Jim
20:06:58 <^bozojim> why shoot me
20:07:11 <HellFury> yeah jim what did you do now
20:07:12 <SkyFire> LoL it worked - that got his attention
20:07:15 * ^bozojim is sitting here quietly
20:07:21 <^bozojim> hugs Sunbeam
20:07:26 <SkyFire> LoL Jim that is not possible
20:07:29 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:07:29 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. SkyFire(69) 2. Exo(44) 3. HellFury(14) 4. ^bozojim(10) 5. [[[[[pong]]]]](3)
20:07:33 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim hugggggggs :)
20:07:36 <SkyFire> I'm in the lead
20:07:39 * HellFury paints boobs on SkyFire's white shirts with nipple rings... and then sneaks off
20:07:45 <SkyFire> LoL HellFury
20:07:46 <^bozojim> that is ok I do not mind as I am not always the top motor mouth here
20:07:49 <Sunbeam> hiya HellFury :)
20:07:55 * SkyFire kidnaps HellFury
20:08:00 <HellFury> heya sumbean
20:08:10 * ^bozojim whacks Exo with a sledge hammer
20:08:15 <Sunbeam> fellhury :P
20:08:28 <HellFury> i cooked sketti and one of the brats did not eat it
20:08:33 <SkyFire> aww
20:08:37 <HellFury> we made him sit there and cry and eat it
20:08:41 <SkyFire> more for you
20:08:43 <Exo> welcome back Jimothy
20:08:50 <Exo> how did your video chat go
20:08:50 <^bozojim> thank you Exo
20:08:52 <^bozojim> you too
20:09:07 <^bozojim> I was testing it out
20:09:15 <^bozojim> as I have a new camera on here
20:09:18 <^bozojim> with the bot
20:09:27 * Exo hands ^bozojim the official certificate of participation for his hard earned efforts in achieving the number 5th spot
20:09:30 <HellFury> did you see tits
20:09:31 <HellFury> i mean
20:09:42 * HellFury adjusts her halo she stole from Jims pile
20:09:42 <^bozojim> thank you Exo it is not often I am that far down the list
20:09:49 <HellFury> did bart see boobs
20:10:02 <^bozojim> but I did allow you to win as I cannot always see you crying as I did defeat you
20:10:03 <Exo> normally u are around 7th or so right?
20:10:33 <^bozojim> teh last two days i was number one and I know you have had to go and drown your sorrows
20:10:47 * Exo struts around the room with his chest puffed out while flashing and showing off his golden medallion for the number 1 chatter
20:10:51 <Sunbeam> we've videochatted before haven't we ^bozojim?
20:10:51 <^bozojim> and emptied a keg of alwe to do so
20:11:02 <^bozojim> yes we have
20:11:08 <Exo> ^bozojim is typically on cam4 and chatroulette
20:11:23 <^bozojim> the only thing is it is a mock up chest as Exo does not have his own chest to pin it on
20:11:35 <Exo> haha
20:11:45 <Exo> can u stop sticking pins in bananas and strawberries jimmy
20:11:47 * SkyFire sits on Sunbeam
20:11:53 <^bozojim> it is not me
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20:11:59 <SkyFire> LoL Jim yeah right
20:12:01 <Exo> i need those for my nutribullet
20:12:06 Mode: (by Exo) +v beagle
20:12:08 <SkyFire> we know what you are up to
20:12:23 <^bozojim> I am not up to anything
20:12:27 * SkyFire puts Jim in prison
20:12:29 <Exo> was jim wearing pants in the videochat Sunbeam
20:12:40 <Sunbeam> that be telling Exo :P
20:12:45 <SkyFire> oooooooer
20:12:46 <Sunbeam> of course he was
20:13:03 <^bozojim> I am decent unlike you
20:13:17 <SkyFire> lol
20:13:27 <^bozojim> what was the news report a bout you Exo a couple of month ago
20:13:29 <Exo> i know i like to chat pantsless when im on irc
20:13:43 * Sunbeam oggles Exo
20:13:49 <Exo> not so much in summer as the buns stick to the leather chair
20:13:59 <beagle> irc
20:14:03 <SkyFire> looks like you have vanished off my skype Sutekh
20:14:05 <Sunbeam> hi beagle
20:14:05 <beagle> ye old irc
20:14:07 <SkyFire> Sunbeam
20:14:09 <beagle> lo
20:14:20 <^bozojim> this charlie was out in the middle of Swanston St tram lines dressed as superman after having a skin full with his card board guitar plugged into the tram line
20:14:27 <Sunbeam> didn't u delete me when u deleted me off your fB?
20:14:35 <^bozojim> he was playing o lonesome me and singing ring of fire
20:14:41 <Sunbeam> when you were styropping with me SkyFire
20:14:43 <^bozojim> and when I had heard it I thought to myself
20:14:50 <SkyFire> added you back since then - I thought
20:14:52 <^bozojim> It could only be Exo who would do that
20:14:59 <Sunbeam> to FB you did
20:15:12 <Sunbeam> dunno about skype tho
20:15:15 <SkyFire> also thought we had chatted since then too
20:15:20 <SkyFire> oh well
20:15:26 * SkyFire tickles Sunbeam
20:15:30 <Sunbeam> not chatted on skype for quite a long time
20:15:33 <SkyFire> ok
20:15:46 <Exo> ok jim now u know my secret
20:15:52 <Exo> yes i am supermannnnn
20:15:55 <SkyFire> at least it is safe to tickle Sunbeam these days - LoL
20:15:56 <^bozojim> do you notice Exo is not telling me it is not him so I am right
20:16:07 <Exo> faster than a speeding bullet
20:16:14 <Sunbeam> yes one of the other places i visit didn't like my scripts
20:16:16 * SkyFire throws Jim under a bus
20:16:19 <SkyFire> awwwwww
20:16:20 <^bozojim> or a nutribullet?
20:16:21 <Sunbeam> so i unloaded them
20:16:25 <Exo> i use to use skype too
20:16:40 <Sunbeam> i still have it
20:16:42 <Exo> then jim tried to video call me one day and when i answered the call he was topless and possibily pantsless
20:16:48 <Exo> so i quickly uninistalled the thing
20:16:48 <^bozojim> actually Exo I thought you were super dagg
20:16:52 <Sunbeam> seems people dunt wanna chat on skype these days
20:16:54 <Exo> not cool jim not cool
20:17:10 <SkyFire> must have been a scary sight Exo
20:17:19 <^bozojim> that was not me I have no idea who you were linked to
20:17:23 <Exo> yah most are on facebook now Sunbeam
20:17:29 <Sunbeam> anno lol
20:17:38 <Exo> it was SkyFire and u know just some things cant be unseen
20:17:46 <SkyFire> yes
20:17:48 <Exo> i just had to get therapy
20:18:00 <Exo> but sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming
20:18:18 <SkyFire> eeeeeeps
20:18:19 <Sunbeam> is it pick on ^bozojim day or what?
20:18:24 <^bozojim> you mean the raw power out of Hazelwood power station as Electrcunvulsicve therapy?
20:18:32 * Sunbeam sits with ^bozojim to even up the score
20:18:35 * SkyFire sends Exo for counselling and sends the bill to Jim
20:18:40 <^bozojim> when Exo it is around it is alweays pick on me
20:19:07 * Exo sits in the model chatters chair acting all pious
20:19:08 <^bozojim> you see Exo has this thing to make himself look the victim when picking on me
20:19:16 <^bozojim> to show he is the nicest guy on austnet
20:19:34 <Exo> thanks jim i normally dont go by that title
20:19:47 <Sunbeam> don't think i've met thew nicest guy on austnet yet
20:19:49 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:19:50 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(320) 2. Exo(277) 3. SkyFire(176) 4. Sunbeam(122) 5. HellFury(71) 6. beagle(5) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](3)
20:19:53 <^bozojim> and he got voted the nicest on Austnet 7 years running as he was the only one voting
20:19:54 <SkyFire> !place
20:19:54 <StatsOP> SkyFire is on place #37 out of 450.
20:20:01 <Sunbeam> !place
20:20:02 <Exo> cant people if people have the vote and voted me the nicest bloke on austnet 15 years in a row
20:20:02 <StatsOP> Sunbeam is on place #13 out of 450.
20:20:08 <Exo> haha
20:20:11 <Sunbeam> beat that SkyFire
20:20:17 <Exo> pong is on the scoreboard
20:20:18 <SkyFire> I will one day Sunbeam
20:20:19 <Sunbeam> and i'm rarely ever here
20:20:23 <^bozojim> look at that Jim is head of Exo again
20:20:52 <Exo> enjoy the minor lead while u can jim
20:20:56 <Sunbeam> i'm lucky if i visit once a week these days
20:21:02 * ^bozojim pats Exo on the head it is ok Exo I understand you are a try hard
20:21:12 <Exo> u need to come around and visit us more often Sunbeam :-)
20:21:20 * SkyFire pats Jim on the head with a metal baseball bat
20:21:37 <Sunbeam> i would ...but sometimes no one can be arsed to even say hi
20:21:48 <Sunbeam> so i think wehy bother :P
20:21:53 * ^bozojim takes the base ball bat out of SkyFires hands and gives Exo a good thumping with it
20:22:10 <Exo> yah probably bit difficult sometimes with the time difference
20:22:25 * Exo evades ^bozojims futile attacks
20:22:27 <^bozojim> and it is not always as active as when Jim and Exo are around
20:22:35 <Exo> i'm too quick son
20:22:35 <Sunbeam> i was just gonna say...before you blame time differences....not everyone eats/sleeps at the same time
20:22:45 <Exo> i float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
20:22:56 <Sunbeam> remember i've chatted on austnet for over 15 years lol
20:23:01 <^bozojim> that would give you a real buzz
20:23:33 * Exo grabs the garden hose and sprays the ground to soften it up in anticipation for ^bozojims nap
20:23:35 <^bozojim> and when you are not you would have a nice coocoon
20:23:52 <Exo> let me know when your sleepy jimmy
20:23:55 <Exo> i will tuck you into bed
20:24:56 <^bozojim> we all know how futile your dirt naps are Exo so why bother
20:25:17 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/apple-firefox-tools-aim-to-thwart-online-tracking-by-facebook-and-google/news-story/54a3ba6984c30595dbeb5d6b76b26530
20:25:27 <Exo> careful which websites u visit
20:25:31 <Exo> especially those explicit ones
20:25:51 <^bozojim> I am not like you
20:25:53 * Exo gets the cement truck ready
20:26:14 <^bozojim> you trying to aaggrigate me?
20:26:40 * Exo tickles ^bozojim with a feather duster
20:26:46 <Exo> is it working
20:26:52 <^bozojim> nope
20:27:34 * ^bozojim puts a large plug of TNT ubnder Exos seat and waits for it to ..............
20:27:38 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTeUdJky9rY
20:27:41 * ^bozojim blast that was a short fuse
20:27:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Denver ♥ Take Me Home, Country Roads (The Ultimate Collection) with Lyrics (Aug 10, 2012) Length: 3:19 - Category: Music - 30,362,243 views - likes (96.7%), 6,742 dislikes (3.3%)
20:28:11 * ^bozojim everyone lets have a minutes silence fro the recently departed Exo
20:28:18 <^bozojim> that si enough
20:28:22 <^bozojim> back to chatting now
20:28:33 <Exo> haha
20:28:48 * Exo resurrects
20:28:49 <Sunbeam> :)
20:29:19 <^bozojim> It is ok Exo I know a guy who has 1400 people under him and they do not complain
20:29:36 * Exo makes Sunbeam a cup of jasmine tea
20:30:04 <Exo> 1400 people thats equivalent to a pong
20:30:05 * SkyFire sets Jim on fire to keep the room warm for the night
20:30:07 <Sunbeam> no thanks...normal or decaffinated is my choice of tea
20:30:23 * ^bozojim gets a long glove and knocks Exos teeth so far down his throat he ahs to put a tooth brush up the otehr end to clean them
20:30:27 * SkyFire has the jasmine tea
20:30:53 * SkyFire whacks Jim extra hard with a crowbar
20:31:10 <SkyFire> oops knocked his head right off
20:31:13 * ^bozojim and to stop him whinging I ge tthe jaw key and locks his jaw, look Exo has lock jaw
20:31:20 <Exo> hahas
20:31:25 * SkyFire unlocks Exo
20:31:31 * Exo sits in the model chatters chair with his feet up
20:31:38 * SkyFire joins Exo
20:31:57 <SkyFire> throws Jim across the room to the evil chatters hole in the floor
20:32:17 <SkyFire> watches Jim land headfirst in the hole
20:32:36 * Sunbeam rescues ^bozojim outta the hole...and shoves SkyFire down it instead
20:32:46 <SkyFire> missed
20:33:17 <SkyFire> that was just the hologram Sunbeam
20:33:19 * Exo launches a Tsar bomba at ^bozojim from his nuclear submarine
20:33:50 * SkyFire goes in to an underground nuclear bunker with Exo
20:34:04 <SkyFire> pulls Sunbeam in as well
20:36:03 <SkyFire> watches the explosion by remote - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/MtRedoubtedit1.jpg
20:37:17 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:37:23 <SkyFire> except that is from a volcanic eruption
20:37:28 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGd9FZ6_FA
20:37:30 <SkyFire> looks like it worked Exo
20:37:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Powerful Is The Tsar Bomba? (Dec 29, 2017) Length: 6:31 - Category: Education - 733,323 views - 14,097 likes (96.8%), 469 dislikes (3.2%)
20:37:53 <Exo> drop it on the yellowstone volcano
20:39:34 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufcDsxr2RFs
20:39:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nuclear Explosion | atomic bomb mushroom cloud (May 24, 2016) Length: - Category: People & Blogs - 14,096 views - likes (93.3%), 3 dislikes (6.7%)
20:40:20 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2iaorMgKAM
20:40:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Final Moments (Short Film) (Sep 18, 2015) Length: 9:44 - Category: Film & Animation - 125,963 views - 1,828 likes (93.6%), 125 dislikes (6.4%)
20:41:39 <Exo> weapon of mass destruction indeed
20:42:32 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:42:32 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Changing hosts
20:43:19 <^bozojim> that was not fun
20:43:20 Mode: (by Exo) +v ^bozojim
20:43:24 <Exo> wb jimmy
20:43:28 <^bozojim> the 4G went down again
20:43:28 <SkyFire> wb Jim
20:43:34 <^bozojim> ty Exo
20:43:36 <Exo> why are u using 4g
20:43:39 <^bozojim> ty SkyFire
20:43:56 <^bozojim> as I have a wireless moden here no spare landlines
20:43:59 <SkyFire> no other network will work for him probaly
20:44:25 <^bozojim> the 3G as I kicked it down to get is stable
20:44:29 <^bozojim> well sort of stable
20:44:47 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:44:52 Mode: (by Exo) +v Zade
20:44:57 <Exo> evening sexy Zade
20:44:57 * SkyFire launches another nuke at Queenstown
20:45:01 <SkyFire> hi Zade
20:45:14 <Zade> hello handsome Exo
20:45:19 <Zade> hello SkyFire
20:46:03 <^bozojim> hello Zade
20:46:28 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2iaorMgKAM << scary thing is - this could be real one day
20:46:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Final Moments (Short Film) (Sep 18, 2015) Length: 9:44 - Category: Film & Animation - 125,963 views - 1,828 likes (93.6%), 125 dislikes (6.4%)
20:47:20 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
20:47:38 <Exo> how was your day champ
20:47:50 <Zade> busy, hw about yourself?
20:47:54 <Zade> how
20:48:23 <^bozojim> well you say that, back in the 70's they had this kit called Dr Mad and it had silicon molds you poured plaaster in and let it dry
20:48:46 <^bozojim> and its catch cry was with dr mad you can make this scary scary monster, yes you do with dr MAd
20:48:51 * zaim slaps Zade around a bit with a large trout
20:48:53 * zaim slaps Exo around a bit with a large trout
20:49:02 <^bozojim> the only thing is someone did some genetic enginnering with it and created Exo
20:49:09 <Zade> hello zaim
20:49:15 <zaim> hi
20:50:12 <Exo> monday madness
20:50:14 <Exo> wb zaim
20:50:21 <Exo> where did u disappear to
20:51:43 <zaim> ta
20:52:35 <zaim> bro came over for din din
20:52:38 <zaim> with his wife n daughter
20:52:49 <Sunbeam> hiya Zade & zaim :)
20:52:52 <Exo> ah cool
20:52:55 <Exo> did u cook for them
20:53:02 <zaim> mum did
20:53:03 <zaim> lasagne
20:53:10 <zaim> and rice pudding for after
20:53:11 <Exo> oh i see how it is
20:53:12 <zaim> with some cake
20:53:13 <Exo> no invite for me
20:53:21 <zaim> marry into the family bro
20:53:35 <Exo> had to sit here alone on the couch munching on my lamb kebab
20:53:51 <Zade> hello Sunbeam
20:54:06 <Exo> mMmM rice pudding
20:54:14 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew1edqVqCu0
20:54:16 <Zade> anyone single in your family zaim?
20:54:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worst Punishments In The History of Mankind (Apr 20, 2018) Length: 7:19 - Category: Education - 3,577,147 views - 46,875 likes (95.4%), 2,242 dislikes (4.6%)
20:54:23 <zaim> Zade, me.
20:54:31 <Exo> zaim is single but high maintenance
20:54:33 <Exo> haha
20:54:35 <zaim> carn bro
20:54:37 <zaim> im not.
20:55:04 <Zade> we could marry zaim but i must warn you i will sleep around
20:55:42 <zaim> thats fine
20:55:44 <zaim> i will too
20:55:46 <zaim> with u
20:55:47 <Zade> and whole weekends i might not come home
20:56:03 <zaim> as long as u come will be fine with me
20:56:11 <Zade> open marriage this could work
20:56:37 <zaim> it will work.
20:57:43 <Zade> awesome
20:58:16 <Zade> can you cook?
20:58:47 <zaim> u know it
21:00:03 <Exo> zaim is a master in lebanaese cuisine
21:00:10 <Zade> cool
21:00:26 <Exo> first u need to impress him Zade
21:00:30 <Zade> i do cheese toasties
21:00:31 <Exo> slap on the powder blue suit mate
21:01:32 <Zade> any ideas for honeymoon spot zaim?
21:01:45 <Zade> i do look pretty hot in that suit
21:02:56 <zaim> the creek
21:02:57 <zaim> :D
21:03:49 <Exo> zaim will push for you to sign up for a life insurance policy first before taking u to the creek
21:04:25 <zaim> one sec gotta enable something in bios fkn
21:04:28 Quit: zaim ([email protected]) Quit: www.zaimc.com :
21:05:01 <Exo> noobie
21:06:29 Join: zaim ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:06:38 <Zade> wb lover
21:06:42 Mode: (by Exo) +v zaim
21:07:14 <zaim> thanks beb
21:07:20 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:07:54 <Exo> stay out of the city on friday night
21:08:17 <Exo> gonna be a lot of toothless tiges and pies fans roaming
21:10:01 <zaim> no.
21:10:07 <zaim> i wanna go with my invisaline cards
21:10:10 <zaim> and show them whats up
21:11:04 <Zade> is it as mcg?
21:11:25 <Exo> yer
21:11:38 <Zade> damn
21:12:26 <zaim> WHERE ELSE MATE
21:12:52 <Zade> that means shit traffic
21:13:35 <Exo> do u work around that area mate
21:13:47 <Zade> i live in prahran
21:13:55 <zaim> i fucken hate working around richmond
21:15:36 <Exo> lol do u commute zaim
21:15:39 <beagle> i see red
21:15:47 <zaim> i have a vehicle ye
21:15:52 <Exo> Zade probably cycles to work
21:15:58 <zaim> gave her a facelift u wanna c
21:16:09 <Exo> yeh m8
21:16:18 <Zade> yeah i do cycle
21:16:24 <Exo> show me the skyline r34
21:16:25 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BnDILccHbcqfmPOLrMS0iFh4WANP_RnE13rCjY0/?taken-by=zaimc
21:16:34 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVFc_ynJ8oc6dcgxnHy8QNiltWwYFdw-uYjyM0/?taken-by=zaimc
21:17:22 <Exo> oh hashtags
21:17:25 <Exo> so your one of those guys
21:17:35 <zaim> im not. but i am
21:17:35 <Exo> nice wheels
21:17:39 <SkyFire> nice looking work vehicle
21:17:41 <Exo> is there a mattress in the back
21:17:51 <Exo> hashtag #yolo
21:17:51 <Zade> we can go camping
21:17:51 <zaim> u betcha
21:18:44 <Exo> roadtrip
21:19:00 <Exo> zaim will be out to fix your nbn SkyFire
21:19:17 <zaim> ill sort that shit out
21:19:26 <zaim> either that or ill just make it worse
21:19:27 <Exo> ummm hmm yeah have u tried turning the modem on and offf??
21:19:28 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:19:29 <zaim> either way
21:19:34 <zaim> u get the zaim touch
21:20:07 <Exo> will u get filmed secretly one day zaim
21:20:10 <Exo> and end up on today tonight
21:20:26 * SkyFire nicks the car and rebirths it
21:22:00 <Zade> you wanna nick my car?
21:22:24 <SkyFire> nah
21:22:29 <Zade> insurance
21:22:31 <Zade> for me
21:22:35 * SkyFire doesn't drive these days anyway
21:22:36 <Exo> no one wants to nick the vista cruiser
21:22:36 <SkyFire> ooo
21:23:22 <Zade> you have a vista cruiser?
21:23:25 <SkyFire> don't even have a license these days
21:23:27 <SkyFire> no
21:23:36 <Zade> i would love one
21:23:42 <Zade> with wood grain
21:23:47 <Zade> wagon
21:24:25 <SkyFire> my brother wanted to get a panel van when he got his license and turn it in to a passion wagon - never happend :(
21:25:11 <Exo> did he get something else instead
21:25:18 <Zade> nuh i want a wagon with wood grain
21:25:40 <SkyFire> ended up with a morris major - next thought, we can still put a turbo in it - looked under the bonnet - stuff that idea
21:26:28 <SkyFire> it ended its life with a 100 meter skid after the front lower left balljoint came undone
21:27:03 <SkyFire> sold the car eventually to some people who only wanted the engine
21:27:31 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X70glX8WKoM
21:27:31 <lx> God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
21:27:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Elektricity - Just One Second (Apex Remix) "The City is Beautiful" time lapse (Feb 22, 2011) Length: 6:20 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,290,468 views - 11,916 likes (98.5%), 187 dislikes (1.5%)
21:29:04 <Zade> every week i change my mind to the car i want
21:29:16 <SkyFire> ok
21:29:48 <Zade> but a vista cruiser has been in front for awhile
21:29:58 <SkyFire> https://hips.hearstapps.com/amv-prod-cad-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Geneva-Flipbook-101.jpg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,center&resize=884:* - here you go Zade
21:30:05 <SkyFire> turner car
21:30:10 <SkyFire> tuner
21:30:21 <Sutekh> people in here have cars?
21:30:31 <SkyFire> LoL Sutekh some do
21:30:42 <Sutekh> wow
21:30:53 <Sutekh> luxury item
21:30:53 <SkyFire> https://carimages.com.au/lemDYtPEPGQKw2b-vypwy4EzagE=/fit-in/1000x750/filters:stretch(FFFFFF)/editorial/indexLead-nimrod-performance-lamborghini-aventadorgna6ja.jpg << like this one too
21:30:55 <SkyFire> yeah
21:31:00 <Exo> apparently some people on irc have jobs too ;(
21:31:15 <Sutekh> Exo, now ur pulling my leg :P
21:31:31 <Zade> hello Sutekh
21:31:34 <Exo> lol lamborghini
21:31:40 <Exo> win the lotto first
21:31:42 <SkyFire> Zade -> https://ccmarketplace.azureedge.net/cc-temp/listing/104/265/10160471-1972-oldsmobile-vista-cruiser-thumb.jpg
21:31:55 <Zade> a vista cruiser wont fit in the carpark where i live
21:32:00 <SkyFire> nice looking car
21:32:04 <SkyFire> bugger
21:32:12 <Zade> yeah thats the one
21:32:17 * SkyFire gets a dozer and makes a space for it
21:32:37 <Exo> move out to melton
21:32:44 <Sutekh> heya Zade :D
21:33:05 <Zade> whilst you have a dozer can you make a road for me to get to work quicker
21:33:23 <Zade> i get scared when the tram tracks finish
21:34:00 <Sutekh> a guy went up the street here on his rideon, not a bad idea for a slow drive to the shops
21:34:08 <Zade> lol
21:34:16 <Zade> sunday arvo?
21:34:22 Quit: energizer ([email protected]) Quit: cya
21:34:28 * SkyFire gets to work
21:34:32 <Zade> i might test drive a megane rs
21:34:42 <Exo> take a segway to work
21:34:48 <Sutekh> haha Zade
21:35:33 <Sutekh> if the cops stop you, you can just say ur mowing the lawn, but doing a U turn or something
21:35:39 <SkyFire> https://imgur.com/3eGgipG - one of my rides from need for speed underground 2
21:36:11 <SkyFire> Toyota Corolla GTS
21:36:12 <Exo> haha
21:36:38 <Zade> i learnt to drive in a toyota corolla
21:36:43 <SkyFire> been up to 356 kph in it
21:36:44 <Zade> not a GTS
21:36:48 <SkyFire> ok
21:37:16 <SkyFire> the fun you can have in the game
21:37:36 <Sutekh> 356kph? where? bathurst supercars? lol
21:37:36 <Exo> we should all invest and get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqokzHuoLtk
21:37:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Group of men captured on film cruising down a busy Perth highway on picnic tables (Nov 17, 2015) Length: 1:20 - Category: People & Blogs - 56,878 views - 94 likes (95.9%), 4 dislikes (4.1%)
21:37:46 <^bozojim> hello Sutekh
21:38:13 <Sutekh> Hi Jim, i note ur poor effort in stats tonight
21:38:31 Join: mozza ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:38:38 Mode: (by Exo) +v mozza
21:38:43 <Exo> hey hey hey mozza ;-)
21:38:44 <mozza> ty exo
21:38:49 <Exo> ltns
21:38:52 <mozza> hey yourself how are you
21:39:10 <Exo> yeah been alright and how about u?
21:39:20 <mozza> been great ty
21:39:22 <Zade> perhaps zaim and i could use those tables at our wedding
21:39:29 <Exo> nice of u to pop in and visit ;)
21:39:36 <mozza> it is isnt it lmao
21:39:40 <mozza> may not be for long
21:40:00 <Exo> hhehe ;p
21:40:11 <Sutekh> mozza, ltns
21:40:54 * Sunbeam looks back in
21:40:56 <^bozojim> hello mozza
21:41:08 * Exo sits in the angels corner with Sunbeam
21:41:09 <Zade> Sunbeam what sort of car do you drive?
21:41:21 <Sunbeam> Mitsubishi ASX
21:41:25 <mozza> heya jim :)
21:41:27 <Zade> oh
21:41:27 * ^bozojim whacks Exo with a 6 x 8 iron bark
21:41:29 <mozza> omg sunnnnnnnnyyyyy
21:41:34 <mozza> hey you whats new
21:41:38 <Sutekh> Sunbeam, sounds expensive
21:41:40 * Sunbeam straightens up Exo's halo
21:41:47 <Sunbeam> hiya mozza :)
21:41:53 <Sunbeam> hiya Sutekh :D
21:41:57 <Zade> 24,990 driveaway
21:41:58 <Exo> thanks Sunbeam ;-)
21:42:05 <Sunbeam> it's contrac hire from motability Sutekh
21:42:09 <Sutekh> wow
21:42:11 <Sunbeam> contract*
21:42:15 Join: DeaD||aNGeL ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:42:16 <Sutekh> ohh
21:42:22 <Exo> we need uber rickshaws to become a reality
21:42:23 <Sunbeam> we get a brand new one every 3 years
21:42:26 Mode: (by Exo) +v DeaD||aNGeL
21:42:34 <^bozojim> hi DeaD||aNGeL
21:42:43 <DeaD||aNGeL> hey
21:42:47 <Sunbeam> saying that it's very rare i drive...i hate driving
21:42:52 <Sunbeam> hi DeaD||aNGeL :)
21:42:55 <^bozojim> yes and have Exo as the one on teh front
21:43:01 <DeaD||aNGeL> hey Sunbeam :D
21:43:04 <^bozojim> with a whip and cattle prod to get him going
21:43:08 <Sunbeam> now give me a motorcycle and i'd happily drive that
21:43:22 <Sunbeam> <--- used to be a biker
21:43:36 <DeaD||aNGeL> oooh
21:43:37 <Exo> yep, make some money and get some exercise
21:43:40 <Exo> win win
21:43:51 <Zade> i rode farm bikes but never got my license
21:44:28 <Sutekh> i had a mini harley in the day, well it was a Virago 250cc or something
21:44:30 <Sunbeam> nothing like having a throbbing engine between one's legs lol
21:44:35 <DeaD||aNGeL> lol
21:44:40 <Sunbeam> hmmm ...sounds kinda rude that
21:44:40 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:45:05 <Sunbeam> movin' on lol
21:45:25 <Exo> haha please elaborate Sunbeam
21:45:38 <mozza> heya Sutekh :)
21:45:45 <Sunbeam> Ride to Live, Live to Ride!
21:45:52 <Sutekh> hih mozza
21:46:03 <Exo> once you go black u end up in a wheelchair
21:46:04 * Sunbeam reminisces
21:46:15 * SkyFire curls up on Sunbeam
21:46:28 <Sunbeam> hey i'm pretty good with a wheelchair
21:46:38 <Sunbeam> both pushing and riding lol
21:46:54 <Sutekh> ohh get a motorised one :D
21:47:03 <Sunbeam> you can't quite get a good wheelie with thwem tho lol
21:47:21 <Sutekh> can do burnouts tho
21:47:47 <Sunbeam> nahh Sutekh ...i push them at work....son has a wheelchair but refuses to use it....only used it after each surgery
21:48:26 <Exo> we are gonna invest in this if u want to join us Sunbeam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqokzHuoLtk
21:48:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Group of men captured on film cruising down a busy Perth highway on picnic tables (Nov 17, 2015) Length: 1:20 - Category: People & Blogs - 56,878 views - 94 likes (95.9%), 4 dislikes (4.1%)
21:48:45 <Exo> can eat my spam sandwich in peace on one of those without making a mess
21:49:18 <Sutekh> Sunbeam, fair enough
21:49:30 <Sunbeam> that looks fun!
21:49:47 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1kdQz5gqEA
21:49:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: St Kilda Beach Motorised Couch DJ and Stormtrooper (Feb 26, 2012) Length: 1:14 - Category: Entertainment - 250 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:50:01 <Exo> that's straya mate
21:50:01 <DeaD||aNGeL> hahahah fuck
21:50:19 <Zade> motorised couch could be more useful
21:50:23 * Sunbeam ponders adding wheels to her picnic table in the garden
21:50:25 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irIoLIAy9n4
21:50:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 16 CRAZY VINTAGE CARS You Have to See to Believe (Aug 6, 2017) Length: 12:05 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 1,808,527 views - 10,207 likes (91.7%), 929 dislikes (8.3%)
21:50:30 <Sutekh> haha i kinda remember that on the news
21:51:28 <Exo> haha
21:51:32 <Exo> this one is just as funny
21:51:35 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvrvsPfx1Q
21:51:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Esky drink driving (Aug 16, 2011) Length: 1:42 - Category: News & Politics - 38,491 views - 66 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
21:51:50 <Exo> saw it on the news and thought wtf
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21:52:02 Mode: (by Exo) +v eddie
21:52:03 <Sunbeam> hi eddie :)
21:52:10 <eddie> evening...
21:52:11 <Exo> hhowdy eddie
21:52:21 <eddie> Exo arvo
21:52:27 <eddie> hehe
21:52:40 <Exo> how are u mate
21:52:41 <Exo> whats new
21:53:01 <eddie> https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/ellada/crete/chania/chania-old-port.html?
21:53:17 <eddie> not much new as yet.. soon new car
21:53:29 <zaim> i wanna see bad weather cams
21:53:34 <zaim> this is boring
21:53:57 <Exo> have u tried hongkong
21:54:10 <zaim> lemme check
21:54:10 <eddie> saving for another holiday on Crete as Perth is dammn freezing and still rainy
21:54:36 <zaim> https://www.earthtv.com/en/webcam/hong-kong-victoria-harbor
21:54:36 <Exo> crete looks awesome
21:54:55 <zaim> crete is farken maaaaaaad
21:54:58 <zaim> largest island in greece
21:55:13 <Exo> didnt a typhoon hit hongkong a few days ago
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21:55:36 <eddie> yep it is mad and a load of fun, food cheap as all, people super nice, even the coppers there are real nice..
21:56:20 <Sutekh> Exo, Yeah i think so, and China
21:56:23 <eddie> I would move there full time if I had the $$
21:57:06 <Exo> no worries
21:57:11 <Exo> just win powerball on thursday
21:57:46 <Sutekh> Exo could buy greece
21:57:54 <Exo> looks like a very awesome place to holiday
21:57:59 <eddie> buy a place for over 250,000 Euro and you get a residency permit so you can stay permanent like..
21:58:19 <eddie> and stay in any country in the EU
21:58:31 <Exo> haaha true Sutekh
21:58:42 <Exo> how much are houses going in greece now
21:58:50 <Sutekh> country is bankrupt apparently
21:59:01 <eddie> the waters around Crete are amazing
21:59:22 <eddie> so not believe everything in the news here..
21:59:33 <eddie> Greece is slowly getting better..
21:59:45 <Exo> yer so i assume the houses would be much cheaper compared to other places in the eu
21:59:48 <eddie> also they have a massive gasfield near Crete
22:00:35 <eddie> houses can ge obtained for as little as 35,000 Euro but your would have to spend up big to get it up to scratch..
22:01:05 <Exo> ah yeh the residency permit would come in handy for sure
22:01:08 <Sutekh> eddie, so i cant play with matches hey? ;p
22:01:32 <eddie> for 500,000 euro you get a 3 story place with pool, 5 bedrooms.. etc also on a few acres of olive grove
22:02:05 <Exo> how much money would i need to live like a king there
22:02:31 <eddie> new rules there now.. no building within 500m of the coast. also all fences near coast are to be removed
22:02:48 <zaim> nite guys
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22:03:25 <eddie> Exo we spent like 700 Euro in nearly 4 weeks. and we ate out all the time.. so it was cheap for food.
22:03:47 <Exo> cheap tasty n fresh
22:04:03 <Exo> i wouldnt build anything too close to the ocean
22:04:06 <Exo> erosion
22:04:32 <eddie> concider a gyros is 3 euro
22:04:48 <eddie> say less than $4 aud
22:05:04 <eddie> and I could only barely eat one
22:05:38 <Exo> yummy
22:05:40 <eddie> greek salads are between 2 and 4 euro as well
22:05:47 <Exo> hows the internet speed out there
22:05:52 <eddie> all have real feta in them.
22:06:23 <Exo> whip up some souvlakis
22:06:34 <eddie> internet speed varies madly.. some places it is super fast... but ADSL can be very slow, but still fast enough for netflix
22:07:09 <eddie> but every cafe has free wifi
22:08:02 <eddie> and usaully very fast.. esp my favorite cafe, Nexus Cafe speedtest said on tablet I was getting 60mbps
22:08:20 <Exo> that's pretty good
22:08:36 <eddie> 7.70 Euro for a Souvlaki
22:08:46 <Exo> yeh some places would be better than others
22:09:00 <eddie> yes nice n fast and there were like 5 using it when I did the speedtest
22:09:42 <eddie> with most meals out you get complimentry fruit as well as Raki
22:10:02 <eddie> and you can buy beer in even the coffee shops
22:10:29 <Exo> geez sounds like heaven
22:10:35 <Exo> haha
22:10:51 <eddie> well next best thing
22:10:54 <Exo> awesome weather, food, beer
22:10:57 <Exo> say no more
22:11:00 * Exo packs his bags
22:11:10 <eddie> seafood is usually caught the same day as cooked up..
22:11:42 <eddie> strawberries are the best I have ever had, same goes for the local grown bannanas as well as the local grapes
22:11:53 <Exo> always good to cook with fresh local produce
22:12:35 <eddie> we only ate at local greek owned and run places.. never any problem with food at all
22:14:26 <eddie> bbl
22:14:27 <lx> We'll still be here eddie...
22:14:58 <Exo> ok
22:15:02 <Exo> !ttop10
22:15:04 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1002) 2. ^bozojim(686) 3. SkyFire(510) 4. eddie(385) 5. Sunbeam(358) 6. Zade(260) 7. zaimc(177) 8. Sutekh(147) 9. HellFury(71) 10. mozza(39)
22:15:22 <Exo> laughing out loud 2. ^bozojim(686)
22:16:07 <Zade> he was trounced
22:16:17 <Zade> thrashed
22:16:22 <Zade> soundly beaten
22:16:25 <Exo> blown out of the water
22:16:46 <Zade> not even in the race
22:16:48 * Exo struts around the room like top dawg
22:17:19 * SkyFire shoots Exo
22:17:19 <Zade> distant second as well
22:17:24 <SkyFire> Connection: /Realtek RTL8168C(P)/8111C(P) PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 1000.0 Mbps (Rec: 0.00MB Sent: 0.00MB)\
22:17:38 <SkyFire> oops forgot I changed nics again
22:17:54 <SkyFire> Connection: /Realtek RTL8168C(P)/8111C(P) PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 1000.0 Mbps (Rec: 0.00MB Sent: 0.00MB)\
22:18:28 <SkyFire> ok fixed it
22:18:59 <SkyFire> Connection: /Realtek RTL8168C(P)/8111C(P) PCI-E Gigabit Ethernet NIC #2 - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 1000.0 Mbps (Rec: 780.02MB Sent: 430.99MB)\
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22:39:46 <Zade> rage quit?
22:45:51 <Sutekh> haha
22:46:06 <Sutekh> some sensible chat for a change
22:48:06 <eddie> time for video viewing.. on my small TV
22:48:14 <eddie> all 65" of TV screen
22:48:30 <Sutekh> haha
22:48:37 <Sutekh> a baby one
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22:49:08 <Sutekh> TV or projector ? :D
22:49:14 <eddie> lcd
22:49:42 <eddie> TV screen
22:49:50 <eddie> BFN
22:49:57 <eddie> cya
22:50:00 <Sutekh> ohh, nice
22:50:42 <eddie> with yamaha sound system for audio.. (from when they made decent amps etc)
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23:01:00 <beehhh> https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-09-16/extreme-weather-like-hurricanes-can-be-linked-to-climate-change
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23:23:39 <SouthAfricanDutton> lol
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23:55:15 <StafferFunfury> wish i was dump like others
23:55:19 <StafferFunfury> dumb