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42:43 <beagle> woolongong couple married at mcdonalds
54:01 <Glenn> McFeast afterwards?
54:29 * Glenn wanders off again...
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44:23 <eddie> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-10/fart-what-happens-when-you-hold-one-in/10222180
44:35 <b1rd> Roffffl
44:45 <eddie> A build-up of intestinal gas can trigger abdominal distension, with some gas reabsorbed into the circulation and exhaled in your breath.
44:58 <eddie> hence shitty breath
44:58 <b1rd> I managed not to shit me dax today
45:02 <b1rd> Ahh
45:19 <b1rd> Ye fk that let the farts run free
45:37 <b1rd> I push em out not hold em in
46:10 <eddie> eat baked beans
46:20 <eddie> Blurppppp
48:02 <b1rd> Hell yea
48:22 <b1rd> Fkk the bus driver damn near gassed us today
48:58 <eddie> heheeh
48:58 <b1rd> Mfer closed the door blew out his jocks then put the heater on
49:17 <eddie> hot smelly farts... Oh no
49:18 <b1rd> Cnt was smirking away too lol
49:22 <b1rd> Ye
49:32 <b1rd> Lasted the whole ride
49:45 <b1rd> Was a bean fart too
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50:12 <eddie> was stuck in the heater methinks or maybe he ripped another fart.... or did he shit himself ?
51:06 <b1rd> Ye can b
51:13 <b1rd> Possibly yes
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07:53 <ole> having a kimchi bowl
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33:08 <ole> Hello [[pmg]
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01:50 <ole> good evening b1rd_
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29:51 * Sutekh slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
30:01 <%Sutekh> How grandma?
30:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiiii
30:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She cook scones today
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31:57 <%Sutekh> good pong :D
32:04 <%Sutekh> Hi Jimbo
32:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It jimmy
33:24 <^bozojim> hello Sutekh
33:38 Mode: (by Sutekh) +vv [[[[[pong]]]]] ^bozojim
33:50 <^bozojim> thank you for the voice Sutekh
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41:58 <b1rd> Sluts
42:03 <b1rd> Hello yall
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29:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Exo Exo
29:14 <Exo> loooooool @ ^bozojim
29:22 <Exo> evening dudes
29:29 <Exo> and dudettes
29:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv b1rd StatsOP
30:22 <b1rd> Hiya ty ty
30:41 <Exo> g'day b1rd
31:58 <HellFury> ooo hes back
31:59 <HellFury> sexo
32:27 <Exo> evening jackie, how are u my dear ;-)
32:29 <Exo> !ttop10
32:32 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(78) 2. Sutekh(75) 3. eddie(55) 4. monop(53) 5. Zade(46) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](10) 7. ^bozojim(8) 8. HellFury(8) 9. Glenn(6) 10. beagle(5)
32:37 <HellFury> i'm good how about you :P
32:45 <Exo> looool @ 7. ^bozojim(8)
33:29 <Exo> lol yeah not bad, thought i'd pop in have a look to see if jim has overtaken me in stats yet
33:39 <HellFury> haha well hes creeping up
33:40 <HellFury> !top10
33:42 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(279870) 2. ^bozojim(216218) 3. HellFury(161845) 4. Sutekh(135942) 5. Glenn(112155) 6. b1rd(99138) 7. Cath^(82634) 8. Skirmish(70554) 9. Kezzie(68652) 10. President_Trump(60766)
33:44 <HellFury> see
33:55 <Exo> slow as usual
34:14 <HellFury> he's been busy making quilts
34:29 <Exo> haha
34:37 <Exo> is he still creeping out Kelevra?
34:46 <HellFury> big time :p
35:12 <Exo> standard
35:19 <Exo> have you finishing moving houses already?
35:45 <HellFury> yeah settled in and sorted crap out
35:48 <HellFury> took us long enough
36:10 <Exo> how is the new nest anyway
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36:36 <HellFury> its good happier they sold the house in 3 weeks
36:57 <HellFury> cats are happier too
37:13 <Exo> daymn that's pretty quick
37:32 <HellFury> i had a feeling they would
37:40 <HellFury> the new owners move in in two weeks
38:29 <Exo> wew
38:34 <Exo> have u gotten any new cats yet
38:51 <HellFury> nope can only have furball and gecko bitch
39:16 <HellFury> i did hear one of them go off at 4 am so i think the other cats in neighborhood worked out we are here
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40:47 <Exo> loool sounds quite territorial, wants to ensure they neighborhood cats know whos king of the jungle
40:51 Mode: (by Exo) +v Glenn
41:01 <Exo> Glenroy jenkins ;-D
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41:23 <HellFury> oh god
41:28 <HellFury> *runs behind Exo*
41:31 <WhoMadeWho> yes my child
41:38 * Exo slaps WhoMadeWho around a bit with a large trout
41:38 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
41:46 <HellFury> you are not god
41:52 <WhoMadeWho> there are no gods
41:59 <WhoMadeWho> notta one
42:05 <Exo> not a god but perhaps a priest
42:21 <WhoMadeWho> i will greet you glenn
42:22 <HellFury> lol
42:35 <Glenn> Hi Exo! long time, no see! Welcome back! :)
42:41 <HellFury> fml back is sore
43:05 <WhoMadeWho> bad posture, lack of exercise is to blame
43:07 <Exo> thanks buddy, how have u been mate?
43:12 <Exo> still cruisin in the hovercraft?
43:19 <HellFury> or the arthritis in my back is acting up
43:27 <HellFury> i ignored it all day but i can't now
43:30 <Exo> !insult ^bozojim
43:36 <HellFury> lol
43:51 <Exo> sounds like u need a thai massage
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43:58 <Exo> !insult ^bozojim
44:02 <HellFury> yah or PF
44:05 <Exo> -lx- ---> <Exo> ^bozojim... People like you are the reason I work out.
44:09 <Exo> !seen skyfire
44:09 <HellFury> haha
44:10 <StatsOP> SkyFire ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 54 days, 1 hour, 49 minutes ago stating "{}".
44:20 <Exo> haha where is skyfire that lonesome loser
44:27 <Exo> did he break up with jim again
44:35 <HellFury> lol hes next door
45:26 <WhoMadeWho> say wot
45:34 <WhoMadeWho> skyfire lives next door to HellFury
45:38 <WhoMadeWho> is this true
46:14 <HellFury> no hes next door
46:17 <HellFury> as in melb
46:26 <Exo> oh yeah just did a whois
46:30 <HellFury> the chan get with the times St UnPaul
46:34 <Exo> is in onlien afterall lol SkyFire has been idle 1min 27secs, signed on Mon Sep 10 19:15:25 2018
46:39 <Exo> !insult skyfire
46:45 <Exo> LOL
46:51 <HellFury> lol yeh
46:52 <Exo> -lx- ---> <Exo> skyfire... You know you're fat when no one has mentioned you're also ginger.
47:01 <Exo> what are the chances of getting a fat insult
47:06 * HellFury chokes on her dinner
47:28 <Exo> more rarer than winning ozlotto
47:34 <Exo> powerball even
47:55 <Exo> i miss the emoticons
47:57 <^bozojim> well well well
48:08 <HellFury> uhoh you woke up jim
48:08 <^bozojim> look what blew in on the wind
48:11 <Exo> well well well, look what the cat dragged in
48:31 * ^bozojim puts on his knuckle dusters
48:33 <HellFury> well well well look what the trash can contains
48:35 <Exo> if it isnt my old protege jim
48:59 <^bozojim> I have been awaiting your return
49:01 <Exo> i have taken off several months to allow u to catch up in stats to me but clearly something never change
49:09 <HellFury> lol
49:23 <Exo> must i always carry this burden and title of austnets number 1 chatter forever?
49:34 <^bozojim> I have been waiting for your return so I could threash you when you were here
49:40 <HellFury> lol
50:00 * Exo slaps the viagra out of ^bozojims mouth
50:07 <WhoMadeWho> how can you tell who chatted the most over the last year
50:23 * Exo heads to the kitchen to prepare the knuckle sandwich for ^bozojim with extra mayo
50:24 <WhoMadeWho> is there a command
50:33 <Exo> !top10
50:33 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(280124) 2. ^bozojim(216256) 3. HellFury(162004) 4. Sutekh(135942) 5. Glenn(112168) 6. b1rd(99138) 7. Cath^(82634) 8. Skirmish(70554) 9. Kezzie(68652) 10. President_Trump(60766)
50:39 <Exo> yeh mate
50:44 <Exo> ^bozojim forever number 2
51:05 <WhoMadeWho> jim needs to get chattin
51:39 <Exo> maybe ill stay offline for a year to allow him a fighting chance
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52:11 <WhoMadeWho> HellFury is in third place over the last year ey
52:12 * ^bozojim takes Exo out the back room and gives him the old fashioned thrashing eh deserves
52:24 <HellFury> i slowly made my way up
52:57 Mode: (by Exo) +v WhoMadeWho
53:07 <Exo> yep
53:19 <Exo> gee even that emu man is making his way up
53:48 <HellFury> haha
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54:13 <WhoMadeWho> exo are you employed or unemployed in the last year
54:26 <Exo> 🍆
54:30 <Exo> eww pong
54:40 <^bozojim> now look here Exo I got kicked by Sutekh
54:43 <HellFury> Ross the bloody toss
54:47 <^bozojim> a couple of weeks ago
54:50 <Exo> hahaaha fkn rossss the tossss
54:55 <HellFury> lol
54:58 <^bozojim> now as you are the boss I have to take it out on you
55:04 <Exo> WhoMadeWho i working for da dole
55:28 <WhoMadeWho> is anyone in the top ten employed
55:31 * ^bozojim yes Exo works hard day and night bendi ng tghe elbow
55:34 <Exo> why did u get kicked jimbob?
55:48 <^bozojim> as I think Sutekh needed the practice
55:51 <Exo> are u making quilts from your strands of hairs again and sending them to the female chatters?
55:57 <HellFury> lolol
56:10 <^bozojim> I am not like you Exo
56:29 <^bozojim> I am making a stained glass quilt atm from batik fabrixc
56:29 <HellFury> no he made it from pubes
56:38 <Exo> that's what i was referring to
56:42 <Exo> haha
56:43 <HellFury> lol
56:58 * HellFury chokes on her water
57:07 <Exo> glass quilt? how does that work?
57:23 * ^bozojim thinks Exo is looking for a good old fashioned brusin as he is crusin for it
57:31 <HellFury> inlaid in glass surrounded by pubes
57:56 <Exo> haha
58:05 <^bozojim> now Exo to decide will I soften you up or just go and pulverise you
58:10 * Exo jumps in his toyota corolla and goes cruisin 4 a bruisin
58:34 <HellFury> go on pulverise him
58:38 * ^bozojim gets the old bikies out
58:45 <Exo> where is your best buddy SkyFire, jim?
58:49 <Exo> !insult skyfire
58:57 <Exo> -lx- ---> <Exo> skyfire... You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
58:59 <Exo> fkn hell
59:05 <Exo> always the fat insults
59:05 <^bozojim> I think he still is hurting from out last talk with him
59:08 <Exo> that is mean LX
59:08 <lx>  Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
59:21 <HellFury> lol
59:35 <Exo> haha i'm suprised he came out of his shell
59:44 <Exo> was hiding in the shadows a few months back
59:56 <Exo> ninja baning people
00:19 <^bozojim> yes
00:37 <Exo> are u on good terms with him now or what
00:57 <^bozojim> wish he would just vanish
01:13 <Exo> the bromance hasn't quite been the same ever since u stole witchykitten from him
01:25 <^bozojim> lol
01:38 <^bozojim> more like jhe expected her to totally put out for him
02:01 <^bozojim> by the way Exo it has been quiet around here
02:10 <HellFury> until now
02:10 <HellFury> lol
02:26 * ^bozojim has had no one to encourage
02:29 <Exo> i thought its never been quiet around here when u are here jim
02:35 <Exo> u and ur bratt pack
02:36 <HellFury> yeh that
02:42 <Exo> jim, pong, trump, beehhh
02:50 <^bozojim> oh you mean you and me Exo the two channel supporters
03:11 <HellFury> you missed a epic feminist arguement between whomadewho and katatonic_kate
03:15 <HellFury> he rage quit
03:22 <Exo> i heard u been waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night thinking about where i was
03:27 <HellFury> lol
03:34 <HellFury> he won't now
03:41 <Exo> LOL please elaborate on that
03:43 <^bozojim> no I have not
03:56 <^bozojim> I have had good sleeps knowing you are not around
04:11 <Exo> geez ;-( i must have been mistaken then
04:34 <^bozojim> or were you in the stables and woke up to seeing a female horse wuith you
04:37 <^bozojim> and had a night mare
04:57 <WhoMadeWho> HELLFUZZA.....nice try
05:14 <WhoMadeWho> lets review who quit and who did not ey ???
05:22 <Exo> i notice there are less female irc chicks on than before
05:30 <Exo> wonder if u had anything to do with it and ur dungeon
05:37 <^bozojim> I know where you went
05:39 <WhoMadeWho> 22:18] <+WhoMadeWho> under islamic rule your feminist thing will get so squashed you wont know what hit you
05:39 <WhoMadeWho> [22:19] <+WhoMadeWho> you wont even be able to walk in public without your head in a bag
05:39 <WhoMadeWho> [22:19] <+katatonic_kate00> put the crack pipe down
05:39 <WhoMadeWho> [22:20] <+katatonic_kate00> how about you talk to your male friends and tell them to stop being epic cunts?
05:39 <WhoMadeWho> [22:20] <+WhoMadeWho> you laugh...well may you laugh.....but who will save the governer general when the balance of power tips over
05:39 <WhoMadeWho> [22:21] <+katatonic_kate00> im done.
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05:41 <^bozojim> I should have known
06:01 <^bozojim> you were in the basement of Wet on Wellington servicing your slaves concubines and others
06:05 <HellFury> dip stick lol
06:40 <Exo> looools
06:44 <HellFury> oops
07:09 * ^bozojim pats Exo on the headm, it is ok Exo I understand seeign me makes you feel inferior
07:15 Mode: (by Exo) -b *!*@3ed0383a.iinet.net.au
07:18 <HellFury> lmao
07:47 <Exo> u gotta stop creeping out Kelevra jimmy
08:01 <^bozojim> well she is creepy herself
08:05 <HellFury> lol
08:21 <Exo> well, that is true and i'll give u that lol
08:43 <^bozojim> lol
08:45 <Exo> last time u said u wouldnt touch her with a 10 metre pole
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08:49 <WhoMadeWho> soooooooooooo
08:53 <WhoMadeWho> whats crackin
08:58 <^bozojim> now it is a 1 kilometer pole
09:06 <Exo> looool
09:19 <Exo> what diseases could she possibly have
09:29 <^bozojim> and being margarine legs it would slip right through
09:42 <ole> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2616576/Subway-removes-ham-pork-nearly-200-stores-strong-demand-Muslims-eat-Halal-meat.html
09:43 <Exo> is lardo skyfire still exiled from hottalk?
10:01 <HellFury> maybe jim should not touch her with the devils dick
10:10 <^bozojim> yes he is
10:22 <Exo> haha subway has been in a massive decline over the last couple of years anyhoo
10:24 <^bozojim> it is perm
10:39 <Exo> which pole hasn't tapped that
10:54 <^bozojim> lol
11:41 <HellFury> lol
11:52 <^bozojim> or did you finally get convicted of your antics and get a nice holiday at a palace Exo until they could not stand you anymore and threw you out
12:26 <^bozojim> !ttop10
12:26 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(244) 2. ^bozojim(215) 3. WhoMadeWho(100) 4. HellFury(44) 5. ole(1)
12:32 <HellFury> haha
12:41 <^bozojim> look at that you can tell Exo and Jim are back
12:42 <HellFury> geebus hes been on for a few and hes already ahead
13:08 * ^bozojim gets his Exo whammer and lets Exo have it numerous times to let him know he is missed and still needed
13:12 <Exo> well jackie
13:19 <Exo> that has always been the case before
13:31 <HellFury> very true
13:34 <Exo> me in the top spot and jim struggling behind to make up numbers
13:56 <Exo> his stealth mode cant fly under the radar
13:57 * ^bozojim can see that Exo is gloating about the small lead he ahs and forgets that mr motor mouth is on ancd loves just getting ahead of him
14:12 <^bozojim> who is using stealth mode
14:27 * ^bozojim thinks Exo and Jim are just talking anything to try to out do the other one
14:29 <Exo> haha i miss the excuses u would use jim when i always win
14:41 <^bozojim> but but you hardly ever won
14:54 <^bozojim> as you were too scared to in case of what I did do to you
14:56 <Exo> oh yyeahhh, i was out and got a lotta stuffz to do so i havent been onlineee or elseeeeee i would've won 4 shure
15:14 * ^bozojim yawns
15:15 <Exo> haha
15:30 <^bozojim> yes stuff, being told what to do by a warder who is called sir
15:38 <^bozojim> and a nice secure cell for the night
15:56 <^bozojim> you probably got yourself a cell grpoup plotting and planning to fix me
15:57 <Exo> keep depositing the money into my bank account and i'll continue to let u win jim
16:11 <Exo> that is what we agreed upon before and i stick by that
16:30 <^bozojim> I got told the bank foreclowsed it as you did not pay your monthly fess on it
16:43 <^bozojim> fees
17:33 * ^bozojim thinks it had been so quiet and peaceful in channel
17:44 <Exo> lool i accept western union mate
17:50 <^bozojim> but Exo had to reappear and now I have to go out and defend myself again
18:00 <Exo> i come to disturb the peace
18:07 <^bozojim> that would be right, no tracability
18:13 <Exo> and assure the female chatters they will not be harrassed by u again
18:23 <^bozojim> I am not like you
18:45 <^bozojim> plus, I have noticed no obne has gone missing like they do when yuou are around
18:47 * Exo hands Kezzie a dozen Roses! @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}--- @-}--}---
19:06 <^bozojim> so I guess you were locked up and could not lure any into your dungeon
19:07 * Exo takes HellFury hand and sits in the angels corner with her
19:14 <Exo> sitting here with my fellow angel
19:40 * ^bozojim tells Exo to watch it that is my irc wife you are giving flowers to and do you know what happened to the last one who did
20:30 <^bozojim> thety sort of went to Stringy Bark Creek and went missing they think down an abandoned mine shaft and they think it collapsed in on itself
20:32 <Exo> loool nope
20:56 <^bozojim> a pure accident the coroner said
21:09 <Exo> are u sure u didn't just lock them up in your dungeon john wayne gacy?
21:20 <^bozojim> I am not like you at all
21:32 <^bozojim> and by the way
21:49 * HellFury sits with Exo and watches
21:54 <^bozojim> my friend Bob is coming to Melbourne in a couple of days, would you like me to get him to track you down
22:02 <^bozojim> and give you a living autopsy
22:31 <^bozojim> he has offered to give it to you when I told him about you
22:54 <^bozojim> and says you are mean nasty and horrible to the poor defenseless me
23:04 <Exo> loool, mate, what u and your friend bob do in the privacy of the bedroom is your own business
23:15 <Exo> i don't swing that way
23:27 <^bozojim> would be very public
23:37 <^bozojim> as he gave you a lesson in how noty to treat me
23:41 <Exo> i thought i made myself clear the last time u and ur friends the hawkesbury couple tried this
23:55 <^bozojim> laughing out loud
24:15 * ^bozojim thinks Exo has been out of real life too much and is back to his delusions already
24:27 <Exo> man when i went on the hawkesbury website it burnt my eyes out
24:27 <^bozojim> you know Exo they have medications to help
24:34 <Exo> some things cant been unseen
24:47 <Exo> debbies lop sided titties
24:47 <^bozojim> !ttop10
24:49 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(616) 2. Exo(485) 3. WhoMadeWho(100) 4. HellFury(64) 5. ole(1)
25:03 <^bozojim> look at that Jim is back in the lead
25:04 * HellFury hands ^bozojim a toilet plunger... this makes a better slapping sound
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25:33 <^bozojim> trust you to go on it and have a look Exo
26:26 Mode: (by Exo) +v couleurs
26:31 * Exo hands couleurs an ice cold can of COKE!
26:44 <Exo> hahah
26:58 <Exo> u know the usual routine jim
27:00 <couleurs> thank u Exo machine
27:07 <Exo> get the minor lead when u can mate
27:22 <Exo> no probs
27:27 <Exo> how's things buddy?
27:31 <^bozojim> well we all know I can out talk you with one hand behind my back
28:07 <^bozojim> or Exo did you go away for the neuro surgeon try to give you a brain transplant
28:23 <^bozojim> and went to put it and found that it was not possible
29:40 <^bozojim> now that you are back Exo it will not take me long to get ahead of you as I have to defend myself from you
30:23 * Exo sits in the model chatters chair shining his halo
30:47 <^bozojim> by the way that chair has had pong sitting in it
30:49 * Exo hands ^bozojim his official chatting participation certificate
30:58 <Exo> sorry couldnt laminate it
31:01 <^bozojim> thank you Exo
31:04 <Exo> dont know where i put the darn thing
31:14 <Exo> i'm sure u have plenty of these certificates by now
31:56 <^bozojim> yes I do and I raided your medal cabinet while you were away
32:56 <Exo> must be a tonne of gold worths there
33:03 <Exo> how's the mens shed going?
34:02 <^bozojim> it is going well thanks
34:16 <^bozojim> we are increasing numbers and shed is running better
35:17 <Exo> are u still the top dog there
35:23 <Exo> planning and organising things?
35:28 <^bozojim> I am secretary coordinator
35:38 <^bozojim> yes nothing changes
35:49 <^bozojim> and secretary for the third year straight
36:30 <WhoMadeWho> sexualtary
36:35 * ^bozojim reminds Exo that if he comes down we will measure him up for a box, err no a bed, not that butr a nice laying seat
36:55 <Exo> so u must have all the power
37:52 <^bozojim> I have some power
37:58 <^bozojim> as without me there would be no shed
38:18 <Exo> so your telling me
38:25 <Exo> your like the bill clinton of the mens shed
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38:56 <Exo> ohh great, nice work there jim!
39:03 <^bozojim> tnhat was not me
39:09 <^bozojim> that
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39:30 Mode: (by HellFury) +v Sutekh
40:03 Nick: Sutekh is now known as Chris
40:15 <Exo> wb, the others
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40:28 Mode: (by Exo) +v BlackDevil
40:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Sutekh
41:01 <^bozojim> we need the bot back
41:54 <Exo> what bot
41:54 <ole> what bot?
42:12 <^bozojim> statsop
42:27 <Exo> oh i thought it came back
42:41 <^bozojim> could ha ve
42:44 <^bozojim> and I missed it
42:45 <Exo> did u purposely kill it so that i don't win again?
42:48 <+Sutekh> poor Jim :/
42:50 <Exo> shady business indeeeed
42:58 <HellFury> i see stupidop
43:20 <ole> no
43:26 <ole> statsop is shit
43:30 <Exo> !insult skyfire
43:47 <Exo> oh lx hasnt come back either
43:54 <Exo> skynet if falling
44:41 <+Sutekh> StatsOp will return when it feels like it :D
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45:13 <^bozojim> why blame me for the sp;lit
45:18 <Exo> it goes offline when im dominating jim in the ttop10
45:20 <Exo> what timing
45:27 <HellFury> haha
45:51 <^bozojim> it is ok Exo I understand you do not like being dominated by me
46:05 <+Sutekh> Jim cheating again i see
46:13 <Exo> that sounds wrong dude
46:23 <HellFury> haha
46:25 <+Sutekh> resorting to d/c the bot is a new low
46:43 <Exo> yes, jim has been caught cheating quite a number of times before
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46:51 <Exo> he is liek the lance armstrong of irc
46:51 <^bozojim> I have not
46:56 Mode: (by Exo) +v Zade
46:59 <^bozojim> and I did not disconnect the bot
47:00 <Exo> loool
47:04 <Exo> good evening sexy Zade
47:12 <Exo> sure jim sure
47:15 <Zade> hello Exo
47:19 <Exo> not very convincing
47:21 <Zade> how are you handsome?
47:41 <Exo> good mate, got through the mondayitus
47:51 <Exo> how are u bud? how was ur weekend
47:52 <Zade> yeah a bit like that
47:58 <Zade> yeah good ta
48:03 <Zade> weekends are always good
48:25 <^bozojim> hello Zade
48:37 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
49:07 <Exo> good but fast
49:15 <Zade> yes
49:22 <Exo> are u still hitting the clubs
49:35 <Exo> silk saturdays
49:42 <Zade> yes
50:16 <Zade> how about yourself?
51:53 <Exo> haha nah club days are behind me
51:58 <Exo> has Cath^ been around ?
52:29 <Zade> yeah couple of nights ago
52:49 <Zade> although i see a lot more of her on cam4
53:59 <Exo> haha do you also see raichu on there
54:14 <Zade> have you bumped into ^bozojim at wet on wellington lately?
54:57 <Exo> not recently but i did see him walk out of Sircuit bar the other week
56:16 <Zade> lol
58:40 <^bozojim> you see Zade the real reason why Exo has not been on is because he has been full time servicing his ladies in his dungeon
59:43 <Zade> oh ok
59:56 <Zade> i am not surprised at this info ^bozojim
02:26 <HellFury> lol
03:41 <Exo> oh god, if only that were true jim
04:15 <Exo> servicing the ladies sounds awesome
05:45 <^bozojim> lol
06:54 <Exo> are u still watching bachelor in paradise jim?
07:21 <HellFury> you mean bart watches and jim hears
07:46 <^bozojim> I dont have the TV on
09:09 <Exo> what did u have for dinner
09:14 <Exo> i've got the munchies suddenly
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10:26 <Exo> !ttop10
10:29 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(843) 2. Exo(737) 3. WhoMadeWho(101) 4. HellFury(85) 5. Zade(61) 6. Sutekh(14) 7. ole(1)
10:43 <Exo> well since no one checked the cut off point for yesterdays stats
11:12 <HellFury> lolol
11:14 <+Sutekh> rofl
11:35 <^bozojim> lol
11:45 * Exo hands ^bozojim the official participation certificate
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11:49 <Exo> better luck next time buddy
11:56 <^bozojim> Exo only does it as he feels insecure as motor mouth is again ahead
11:59 <Exo> oh nice [l][x] is back
12:01 <Exo> !insult skyfire
12:10 <Exo> -lx- ---> <Exo> skyfire... When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet.
12:13 <^bozojim> !insult Exo
12:13 <Exo> haha another fat insult
12:17 <Exo> that's 3 for 3 tonight
12:23 <^bozojim> I love that one
12:29 <Exo> it's like winning powerball
12:40 <Exo> haha nice 1 jim
12:51 <^bozojim> !insult Exo
12:58 <Exo> for some reason all the insults sent to skyfire have all been fat ones
13:05 <Exo> what are the chances
13:06 <^bozojim> lol
13:25 <Exo> might buy a lotto ticket tomorrow
13:57 * ChanOP slaps the chorizo out of ^bozojims mouth 
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20:26 <^bozojim> thank you
20:32 <^bozojim> hello DeaD||aNGeL
21:21 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v DeaD||aNGeL
21:30 * HellFury tickles DeaD||aNGeL with b1rd leaf
21:53 <Exo> good evening DeaD||aNGeL
22:16 <^bozojim> !insult Exo
22:28 <^bozojim> I was right about Exo
22:35 <HellFury> !insult ^bozojim
22:45 <^bozojim> ok
22:55 <HellFury> well now lx thats mean
22:55 <lx>  Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
22:59 <Exo> LOL
23:03 <Exo> -lx- <^bozojim> Exo... You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got fined for littering.
24:03 <HellFury> nice maxi pad aka mattress jimbo
25:01 <^bozojim> lol
25:14 <HellFury> lol that was funny
25:58 <HellFury> !insult ^bozojim
26:24 * HellFury stuffs hand in mouth and snorts giggling
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28:05 <Glenn> ---> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-10/fart-what-happens-when-you-hold-one-in/10222180
29:05 <Exo> where is tisk the pissSssSssSs
29:38 <Exo> Glenn, forcing one could also lead to a wet fart
31:01 <Glenn> ...or one with lumps! :P
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33:23 <Exo> anyhow, i'm off to catch up on survivor
33:28 <Exo> goodnight lads and ladies
33:34 <Glenn> Good night
35:02 <Zade> nite Exo
35:05 <Zade> dream of me
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45:47 <^bozojim> I think his warder came in to lock his door
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09:36 <katatonic_kate00> fanks
09:51 <HellFury> np
09:58 <President_Trump> kidddddddddddddd
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42:50 <%+Sutekh> SkyFire, ltns
43:04 <SkyFire> hi
43:16 <%+Sutekh> where u been?
43:24 <SkyFire> Melbourne - lol
43:32 <%+Sutekh> ohh
43:33 <SkyFire> went to Singapore in March
43:47 <SkyFire> also deleted mirc for several weeks
44:04 <%+Sutekh> u havent been here for 6 months?
44:09 <SkyFire> yeah
44:12 <%+Sutekh> wow
44:26 <SkyFire> wasn't even coming on austnet for most of that time
44:48 <SkyFire> off to Canada next year
44:52 <%+Sutekh> i knew i was a while, didnt realise that long
45:24 <SkyFire> Canada trip is 7 weeks
45:47 <%+Sutekh> ohh
46:09 <SkyFire> 21 nights across trans Pacific
46:30 <%+Sutekh> nice
46:37 <SkyFire> 12 days Canada - 7 nights trans Atlantic and 9 days in England
47:07 <SkyFire> London > Singapore > Sydney > Canberra
47:47 <SkyFire> now how to pay off the massive visa debt
49:42 <President_Trump> PONG IS A GOOD MAN
54:52 <ole> thats a decent trip SkyFire
54:53 <ole> not bad
55:31 <SkyFire> yeah
55:48 <SkyFire> going to meet some family I have never met before in Vancouver
55:54 <President_Trump> how many weeks dsp to pay off the massive visa debt?
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