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18:48 Nick: Jules` is now known as Jules
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36:48 <President_Trump> Jules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:05 <President_Trump> !ttop10
37:21 * President_Trump slaps Jules around a bit with a large trout
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40:15 <President_Trump> Jules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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52:58 <President_Trump> Jules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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38:01 <i-tried> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8
38:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TAC 20 Year Anniversary TV ad montage 'Everybody Hurts' (Dec 8, 2009) Length: 5:22 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 19,260,762 views views - 30,984 likes (97.1%), 927 dislikes (2.9%)
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49:47 <shadsam> lx
56:12 <i-tried> https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/29/storm-dylan-set-to-disrupt-uk-new-year-celebrations
56:25 <i-tried> bad for you good for you
59:22 <i-tried> fireworks might catch fire on peoples houses, pets dont like it
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07:49 <i-tried> mutter ya gutter cant
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11:47 <shadsam> lol
15:50 <shadsam> wassup
17:23 <i-tried> freezing cold here
18:13 <shadsam> im boiling
18:23 <shadsam> just turned the fan on
18:27 <shadsam> sweating
18:32 <shadsam> sydney oz
19:11 <shadsam> happy new year
19:13 <shadsam> :)
23:59 <i-tried> immigrants are terrible in uk and very rude
24:24 <i-tried> they dont like other immigrants standing in their ways
25:04 <i-tried> especially the asian ladies gives a long look by scanning you top to bottom
25:37 <i-tried> euro people are alright in uk, theyve been here long enough
25:37 <shadsam> k
28:28 <shadsam> how much is rent there
29:22 <i-tried> im staying in my aunt's home, she stays at her nursing home
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29:52 <shadsam> CARMODY THE GRONK
29:55 <shadsam> FGT
30:01 <i-tried> i sud just came here instead of going to malaysia
30:23 <shadsam> K
30:42 <i-tried> many african people working in london, probably 40% are from africa
30:57 <i-tried> by anchestory and by birth
31:15 Nick: Carmody is now known as WayneMartin
31:29 <shadsam> LOL
31:42 <i-tried> brucewhine
31:51 <shadsam> haha
32:18 <i-tried> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOHraf3LEk
32:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex (Dec 17, 2012) Length: 4:07 - Category: Comedy - 38,067,364 views views - 321,954 likes (97.5%), 8,353 dislikes (2.5%)
32:49 <shadsam> nice one
33:04 Nick: WayneMartin is now known as WayneMartinRapist
36:13 <shadsam> CARMODY GRONK HOUR
37:03 <i-tried> snow is better for mankind
37:11 <shadsam> indeed.
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40:54 <i-tried> https://imgur.com/a/XSdn5
40:59 <i-tried> and good foods
42:32 <shadsam> yumm dude
43:00 Nick: user is now known as zarkos
43:48 <shadsam> yo zarkos
46:08 <i-tried> im betting for canada for a better life
46:30 <shadsam> tis nice there m8
46:55 <i-tried> yup, uk has too many ugly immigrants and wanna be immigrants
47:10 <i-tried> british people are nice in general
47:15 <shadsam> true that
47:42 <shadsam> the females have massive pussys
47:50 <i-tried> many asian ladies marrying old dying men for a house and a settlement here in london
48:05 <i-tried> yup asians too
48:07 <shadsam> yup
48:31 <i-tried> you can literally use their vagina as a parachute
48:51 <shadsam> or a Toilet..
49:30 <i-tried> my university has 90% female employees
49:49 <i-tried> women gets rich and they dont share wealth
50:13 <shadsam> jews
53:08 <i-tried> when its cold i dont see many asian ladies coming outside only the euro likes the cold
53:40 <i-tried> many of them runs asian parlor back of their nail shop
57:42 <i-tried> did u watch the new blade runner shadsam?
58:06 <i-tried> too many asian parlors in sydney, melbourne dont have as many like syd or canberra
59:37 <i-tried> especially in surryhills, redwick, and merrickville all asian parlor
59:50 <i-tried> randwick
00:47 <i-tried> many of them are uni goers
01:09 <i-tried> milking the cow for cash
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28:58 <zarkos> hello guys :)
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45:09 <i-tried> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r5Dhqaay4E
45:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Michael - One More Try (Remastered) (Official Video) (Sep 8, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 2,779,986 views views - 14,707 likes (97.2%), 428 dislikes (2.8%)
05:06 <i-tried> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMcEF-6A0f0&t=8s
05:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bangladesh Documentary climate change (Aug 29, 2015) Length: 50:46 - Category: Travel & Events - 66,841 views views - 785 likes (98.1%), 15 dislikes (1.9%)
16:56 <shadsam> yo dudes
17:00 <shadsam> :))))
17:09 <shadsam> beehornet
17:14 <shadsam> xd
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42:56 <dave0> hi
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42:03 Nick: dave0 is now known as JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo
42:06 <JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo> http://youtu.be/9dbi3--k4SM
42:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joey JoJo Jr Shabadoo (Jul 10, 2015) Length: 0:14 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 98,528 views views - 690 likes (98.4%), 11 dislikes (1.6%)
42:18 Nick: JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo is now known as dave0
12:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
13:07 <EMP> HellFury SHIT
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32:02 <SkyFire> !ttop10
32:03 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. beehhh(258) 2. SkyFire(84) 3. HellFury(81) 4. Sunbeam(73) 5. shadsam(60) 6. President_Trump(3) 7. user(3) 8. dave0(2) 9. EMP(2) 10. Sutekh(1)
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09:02 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h57m2s]
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17:13 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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14:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h55m52s]
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19:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
19:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. beehhh(258) 2. HellFury(92) 3. SkyFire(85) 4. Sunbeam(73) 5. shadsam(60) 6. ^bozojim(55) 7. Jules(4) 8. President_Trump(3) 9. user(3) 10. dave0(2)
19:00 <SkyFire> in 3rd place
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28:00 <President_Trump> kid'd
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32:12 * ^bozojim dumps Chips4Jules in to the ring of fire
32:37 <^bozojim> look at that we have a troll showing itself as the troll it is
33:16 <^bozojim> and Chips4Jules troll, why dont you jump into the ring of fire, the oil is nice and smoking hot and see how well you can fry yourself to a crisp
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39:05 <Jules> Bonny!!!!!
39:08 <Jules> HUGSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
39:12 <^bozojim> hugs Jules
39:17 <Jules> hugsssssssss jimmmmm
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55:00 <JedStar> Howdy yall
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13:04 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h55m52s]
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17:28 <SkyFire> !ttop10
17:30 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. beehhh(258) 2. HellFury(92) 3. SkyFire(85) 4. Sunbeam(73) 5. shadsam(60) 6. ^bozojim(55) 7. Jules(4) 8. President_Trump(3) 9. user(3) 10. dave0(2)
17:38 <SkyFire> in 3rd place
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27:00 <President_Trump> kid'd
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33:00 <Cath^> howdy
33:00 <^bozojim> hello Cath^
33:00 <Cath^> hi Jim
35:00 <Cath^> what the haps?
35:00 <^bozojim> not a lot
36:00 <Cath^> who's misbehaving?
36:00 <^bozojim> had a busy day own teh shed
36:00 <^bozojim> I always behave
36:00 <Cath^> haha
36:00 <Cath^> how's your bestie?
36:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
36:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(15) 2. Cath^(13) 3. JedStar(2)
36:00 <Cath^> eek
36:00 <^bozojim> wow look at that second spot
37:00 <^bozojim> it has been quiet in here of late
37:00 <^bozojim> Exo has not been around so i have not been able to punch, knock, opps talk to him
38:00 <Cath^> he's probably away on ome exotic holiday
38:00 <^bozojim> he was not on since he went out for christmas drinks at the local
38:00 <^bozojim> I think he tried the roll out the barell and sort of got himself a free holiday again
39:00 <Cath^> lol
39:00 <^bozojim> 4laughing 12out 3loud
39:00 <^bozojim> thank you HellFury
39:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
39:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(85) 2. Cath^(22) 3. HellFury(19) 4. JedStar(2)
40:00 <HellFury> no worries
40:00 <Cath^> lol
40:00 <^bozojim> last time he did roll out the barell and he was arrested for trying to chat up a fire hydrant
40:00 <President_Trump> Cath^ y b i b r
40:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
40:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(105) 2. HellFury(45) 3. Cath^(23) 4. President_Trump(6) 5. JedStar(2)
41:00 <Cath^> y i k T
41:00 <^bozojim> thank you
41:00 <President_Trump> hi HellFury how are you tonight babe?
41:00 <HellFury> oink fucking oink
41:00 <Cath^> that was only 3 boks HellFury.. is the 4th chicken mute?
42:00 <^bozojim> or did it call fowl
42:00 <HellFury> babe = pig
42:00 <HellFury> i aint a pig you are
42:00 <^bozojim> not that I am pulleting your leg
42:00 <HellFury> yeh it died mid smack
43:00 <HellFury> thats better
43:00 <HellFury> i replaced the bok squeaker box
43:00 <Cath^> ;p
43:00 <Cath^> where is Sutekh, i'm hungry
44:00 <^bozojim> lol
44:00 <^bozojim> like
44:00 <Cath^> oh
44:00 <Cath^> a snack
44:00 <Cath^> hmm
45:00 <Cath^> maybe pizza
45:00 <HellFury> have a rubber chicken
45:00 <^bozojim> I made some really nice chicken, camembet and chilli sausages for christmas
45:00 <Cath^> lol
45:00 <Cath^> mj!
45:00 <^bozojim> what kind of pizza
45:00 <mandyjane> Oh wow, cath
45:00 <HellFury> oops wrong person
45:00 <HellFury> but bart and jim will save you
45:00 <Cath^> garlic pizza...i wanna breathe on Trump
46:00 <HellFury> i have garlic peas
46:00 <HellFury> its enough to kill a vampire
46:00 <Cath^> yes i pop up occassionally mj lol
46:00 <HellFury> after i eat 4 lil packets
46:00 <mandyjane> Ditto lol
46:00 <Cath^> oh yum
46:00 <HellFury> even the cat gags
47:00 <Cath^> how old is your daughter now?
47:00 <mandyjane> erratic is here? Or not actually here?
47:00 <mandyjane> 10 mate
47:00 <Cath^> wow
47:00 <mandyjane> Have you any children yet cath? I'm pretty sure you didn't last time we spoke
48:00 <Cath^> no kidlets
48:00 <mandyjane> Sorry to hear
48:00 <Cath^> erratic only here in nick
48:00 <mandyjane> I thought so
49:00 <mandyjane> Not many nicks I remember, would appear many have found lives outside of irc?
51:00 <^bozojim> I juggle life with IRC
52:00 <Cath^> lol
52:00 <President_Trump> HellFury = ^Roshanda^
52:00 <President_Trump> HellFury = ^Roshanda^ = Wookie
53:00 <HellFury> !President_Trump, = fucking idiot
53:00 <mandyjane> And what was HellFury before roshanda because I know neither
53:00 <President_Trump> shes my gf so dont lezo her mandyjane just warning
53:00 <HellFury> im not your gf
53:00 <mandyjane> Mwah would never
53:00 <HellFury> your pin dick is your gf
53:00 <mandyjane> Perhaps if President_Trump is a good boy in 2018 Santa will bring him an inflatable mrs
54:00 <mandyjane> #justathought
54:00 <HellFury> yeh like sukteh
54:00 <Cath^> what like Sutekh ?
55:00 <HellFury> hes popped his blow up doll so many times
55:00 <^bozojim> he got one for christmas this year and popped it first night
55:00 <Cath^> lol
55:00 <Cath^> yeah
55:00 <Cath^> typical
55:00 <Cath^> !seen Zade
55:00 <StatsOP> Zade ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 1 day, 7 hours, 8 minutes ago stating "{}".
55:00 <mandyjane> Oh such a shame lol
55:00 <mandyjane> !seen dudz
55:00 <StatsOP> mandyjane, I don't remember seeing dudz.
55:00 <mandyjane> Awwww
56:00 <mandyjane> Cunt got married and left yas
56:00 <Cath^> i know :/
56:00 <mandyjane> Harsh
56:00 <Cath^> wtf
56:00 <Cath^> is he married?
56:00 <shadsam> I NEED A FRESH PUSSY
56:00 <HellFury> go to a brothel shads
56:00 <Cath^> lol shads
56:00 <President_Trump> mandyjane didnt u shit out a kid with some irc'er
56:00 <President_Trump> johninja lol
56:00 <mandyjane> Ewwww
57:00 <mandyjane> Wake up fucktard
57:00 <President_Trump> or u just let him pedo u cant remember
57:00 <mandyjane> Oh shut the front door. Shads the mad cunt is still here bahaha
57:00 <^bozojim> you see, President_Trump thinks he is the gift to austnet
57:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
57:00 <mandyjane> Yeah cath got married to an Asian I believe
57:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(243) 2. ^bozojim(194) 3. Cath^(100) 4. mandyjane(62) 5. President_Trump(52) 6. shadsam(5) 7. JedStar(2)
57:00 <President_Trump> ^bozojim is the gift to skyfires bum hole
57:00 <Cath^> o.o
57:00 <mandyjane> WOOOOO I'm #4 bahaha
57:00 <Cath^> awesome
57:00 <^bozojim> wow look at that i am in second place and I like ti as I avouid the crow bar
58:00 <Cath^> wish Dudz came back on for a visit
59:00 <mandyjane> That be nice. But u know what he's like, once he's fixated on something finds it hard to let go.  Bless his cotton socks.  She's probs really good for him x
59:00 <^bozojim> I am off out tomorrow night for new years eve
59:00 <Cath^> good one Jim.. have fun
59:00 <^bozojim> and cannot do a lot as I have an 8am start at the shed monday morning
00:00 <President_Trump> ^bozojim dont get blind drunk ok
00:00 <mandyjane> Get surfaces instead
00:00 <Cath^> righto..nite Jim
00:00 <mandyjane> Oops surfaced *
00:00 <^bozojim> i dont drink and if I could and cannot as I have to be sober
00:00 <President_Trump> why do u have to be sober?
00:00 <mandyjane> Beep beep, u driving?
00:00 <^bozojim> nope
01:00 <^bozojim> I am almost blind
01:00 <^bozojim> unless bart drives who is my guide dog
01:00 <shadsam> nice jimbo
01:00 <Cath^> yeah let bart drive you ;p
02:00 <Cath^> lol
02:00 <HellFury> lolol
02:00 <Cath^> hey Jim
02:00 <^bozojim> yes Cath^?
02:00 <Cath^> you hear back about abc gig yet?
02:00 <President_Trump> ^bozojim can drive his way into Skyfires butthole no problems
02:00 <shadsam> kisses cath
03:00 <^bozojim> not yet
03:00 <Cath^> kk
03:00 <^bozojim> I am hoping early in teh new year
03:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
03:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(329) 2. HellFury(261) 3. Cath^(134) 4. mandyjane(116) 5. President_Trump(83) 6. shadsam(9) 7. JedStar(2)
04:00 <Cath^> nite y'all
05:00 <shadsam> nite darling
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54:09 <JedStar> Howdy yall
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31:47 <Cath^> howdy
32:03 <^bozojim> hello Cath^
32:19 <Cath^> hi Jim
34:15 <Cath^> what the haps?
34:24 <^bozojim> not a lot
34:28 <Cath^> who's misbehaving?
34:31 <^bozojim> had a busy day own teh shed
34:35 <^bozojim> I always behave
34:44 <Cath^> haha
35:02 <Cath^> how's your bestie?
35:09 <Cath^> !ttop10
35:09 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(15) 2. Cath^(13) 3. JedStar(2)
35:15 <Cath^> eek
35:22 <^bozojim> wow look at that second spot
35:29 <^bozojim> it has been quiet in here of late
35:54 <^bozojim> Exo has not been around so i have not been able to punch, knock, opps talk to him
36:43 <Cath^> he's probably away on ome exotic holiday
37:08 <^bozojim> he was not on since he went out for christmas drinks at the local
37:27 <^bozojim> I think he tried the roll out the barell and sort of got himself a free holiday again
37:45 <Cath^> lol
37:59 * HellFury sneaks a whoopee cushion under ^bozojim's chair and waits for the wet fart sound when they sit....
38:16 <^bozojim> laughing out loud
38:21 <^bozojim> thank you HellFury
38:22 <HellFury> !ttop10
38:24 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(85) 2. Cath^(22) 3. HellFury(19) 4. JedStar(2)
38:30 <HellFury> no worries
38:42 * HellFury pulls on ^bozojim's tongue and snaps it back... only for ^bozojim to have their tongue rattle in the back of their mouth!
38:57 <Cath^> lol
39:01 <^bozojim> last time he did roll out the barell and he was arrested for trying to chat up a fire hydrant
39:08 <President_Trump> Cath^ y b i b r
39:24 <HellFury> !ttop10
39:26 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(105) 2. HellFury(45) 3. Cath^(23) 4. President_Trump(6) 5. JedStar(2)
39:31 <Cath^> y i k T
39:32 * HellFury beows
39:42 * HellFury smacks ^bozojim with 4 rubber chickens cop that! *Bok* *Bok* *Bok*
39:47 <^bozojim> thank you
39:53 <President_Trump> hi HellFury how are you tonight babe?
40:04 <HellFury> oink fucking oink
40:20 <Cath^> that was only 3 boks HellFury.. is the 4th chicken mute?
40:39 <^bozojim> or did it call fowl
40:46 <HellFury> babe = pig
40:49 <HellFury> i aint a pig you are
40:58 <^bozojim> not that I am pulleting your leg
41:04 <HellFury> yeh it died mid smack
41:48 * HellFury smacks ^bozojim with 4 rubber chickens cop that! *Bok* *Bok* *Bok* *bok*
41:55 <HellFury> thats better
42:02 <HellFury> i replaced the bok squeaker box
42:04 <Cath^> ;p
42:20 * HellFury lets out a loud gusty and very windy burp in ^bozojim's ear
42:25 <Cath^> where is Sutekh, i'm hungry
42:28 <^bozojim> lol
42:44 * ^bozojim dons his chef tunic and asks Cath^ what she would lie
42:46 <^bozojim> like
43:02 <Cath^> oh
43:19 <Cath^> a snack
43:24 <Cath^> hmm
43:28 <Cath^> maybe pizza
43:30 <HellFury> have a rubber chicken
43:34 <^bozojim> I made some really nice chicken, camembet and chilli sausages for christmas
43:36 <Cath^> lol
43:38 Join: mandyjane ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:40 * ^bozojim gets out the dough
43:46 <Cath^> mj!
43:46 <^bozojim> what kind of pizza
43:51 * HellFury knocks out Cath^ with a rotten fart and a club and then drags Cath^ up the stairs by their bollocks..goodnight
43:54 <mandyjane> Oh wow, cath
43:58 <HellFury> oops wrong person
44:05 <HellFury> but bart and jim will save you
44:14 <Cath^> garlic pizza...i wanna breathe on Trump
44:34 <HellFury> i have garlic peas
44:38 Part: `Madman (~`[email protected]) from #sydney
44:40 * ^bozojim makes Cath^ a garlic pizza with extra garlic cooked into the base
44:41 <HellFury> its enough to kill a vampire
44:46 <Cath^> yes i pop up occassionally mj lol
44:59 <HellFury> after i eat 4 lil packets
45:01 <mandyjane> Ditto lol
45:02 <Cath^> oh yum
45:03 <HellFury> even the cat gags
45:44 <Cath^> how old is your daughter now?
45:57 <mandyjane> erratic is here? Or not actually here?
46:08 <mandyjane> 10 mate
46:20 <Cath^> wow
46:25 <mandyjane> Have you any children yet cath? I'm pretty sure you didn't last time we spoke
46:33 <Cath^> no kidlets
46:41 <mandyjane> Sorry to hear
47:04 <Cath^> erratic only here in nick
47:17 <mandyjane> I thought so
47:53 <mandyjane> Not many nicks I remember, would appear many have found lives outside of irc?
50:17 <^bozojim> I juggle life with IRC
50:29 <Cath^> lol
51:13 <President_Trump> HellFury = ^Roshanda^
51:26 <President_Trump> HellFury = ^Roshanda^ = Wookie
51:35 <HellFury> !President_Trump, = fucking idiot
51:37 <mandyjane> And what was HellFury before roshanda because I know neither
51:43 <President_Trump> shes my gf so dont lezo her mandyjane just warning
51:49 <HellFury> im not your gf
51:52 <mandyjane> Mwah would never
51:57 <HellFury> your pin dick is your gf
52:22 <mandyjane> Perhaps if President_Trump is a good boy in 2018 Santa will bring him an inflatable mrs
52:29 <mandyjane> #justathought
52:32 <HellFury> yeh like sukteh
52:38 * HellFury hey President_Trump why don't you go to Stringy Bark Creek.. the place of Ned Kellys last stand and find a nice abandoned mine shaft and plunge head first into it so you can look as you go down and wait for it to stop you
53:09 <Cath^> what like Sutekh ?
53:32 <HellFury> hes popped his blow up doll so many times
53:43 <^bozojim> he got one for christmas this year and popped it first night
53:43 <Cath^> lol
53:46 <Cath^> yeah
53:56 <Cath^> typical
54:05 <Cath^> !seen Zade
54:05 <StatsOP> Zade ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 1 day, 7 hours, 8 minutes ago stating "{}".
54:18 <mandyjane> Oh such a shame lol
54:23 <mandyjane> !seen dudz
54:23 <StatsOP> mandyjane, I don't remember seeing dudz.
54:26 <mandyjane> Awwww
54:32 <mandyjane> Cunt got married and left yas
54:32 <Cath^> i know :/
54:34 <mandyjane> Harsh
54:37 <Cath^> wtf
54:46 <Cath^> is he married?
54:49 <shadsam> I NEED A FRESH PUSSY
54:59 <HellFury> go to a brothel shads
55:02 <Cath^> lol shads
55:05 <President_Trump> mandyjane didnt u shit out a kid with some irc'er
55:18 <President_Trump> johninja lol
55:22 <mandyjane> Ewwww
55:28 <mandyjane> Wake up fucktard
55:35 <President_Trump> or u just let him pedo u cant remember
55:44 <mandyjane> Oh shut the front door. Shads the mad cunt is still here bahaha
55:48 <^bozojim> you see, President_Trump thinks he is the gift to austnet
55:57 <HellFury> !ttop10
55:57 <mandyjane> Yeah cath got married to an Asian I believe
55:57 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(243) 2. ^bozojim(194) 3. Cath^(100) 4. mandyjane(62) 5. President_Trump(52) 6. shadsam(5) 7. JedStar(2)
56:04 <President_Trump> ^bozojim is the gift to skyfires bum hole
56:06 <Cath^> o.o
56:12 <mandyjane> WOOOOO I'm #4 bahaha
56:14 * HellFury asks if that is an accent President_Trump, or is that your mouth just full of sperm?
56:16 <Cath^> awesome
56:20 <^bozojim> wow look at that i am in second place and I like ti as I avouid the crow bar
56:56 * ^bozojim sits in the model chatters chair and just sits and types a little knowing i am not top chatter
56:58 <Cath^> wish Dudz came back on for a visit
57:47 <mandyjane> That be nice. But u know what he's like, once he's fixated on something finds it hard to let go. Bless his cotton socks. She's probs really good for him x
57:54 <^bozojim> I am off out tomorrow night for new years eve
58:09 <Cath^> good one Jim.. have fun
58:26 <^bozojim> and cannot do a lot as I have an 8am start at the shed monday morning
58:38 <President_Trump> ^bozojim dont get blind drunk ok
58:47 <mandyjane> Get surfaces instead
58:48 <Cath^> righto..nite Jim
58:55 <mandyjane> Oops surfaced *
58:56 <^bozojim> i dont drink and if I could and cannot as I have to be sober
59:07 <President_Trump> why do u have to be sober?
59:17 <mandyjane> Beep beep, u driving?
59:25 <^bozojim> nope
59:28 <^bozojim> I am almost blind
59:38 <^bozojim> unless bart drives who is my guide dog
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