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03:08:14 * Jules might try and go back too bed again! for the 4th time!
03:13:37 * Jules waves goodnight see you in about 4 hours or so!
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04:29:45 <staffecet> TwoFangs you do double anal
04:30:12 <TwoFangs> hahahah
04:30:16 <TwoFangs> no mate
04:31:11 <staffecet> trump is a good man
04:31:29 <staffecet> patriotic person
04:31:38 <TwoFangs> good is a rather subjective term
04:39:29 <staffecet> very good well said
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05:41:31 <b1rd> Morning taxpayers
05:41:51 <b1rd> let's get to work quickly my pension isn't getting any smaller!
05:41:51 <bee_hornet> no more job at toyata
05:42:11 <b1rd> don't worry, they got jobs bro
05:42:15 <b1rd> i keep em busy
05:42:16 <b1rd> lol
05:42:43 <Skirmish> Im happy to donate a small percentage of my tax dollars to keeping you alive b1rd. You are welcome.
05:42:53 <bee_hornet> http://imgur.com/a/U7dMW
05:43:04 <bee_hornet> i worked at altona plant 2003-2006
05:43:23 <b1rd> yeh but you fools messed up everything
05:43:29 <Skirmish> Take a free tafe or adult education course. Improve yourself.
05:43:34 <b1rd> lolololol
05:43:42 <b1rd> nar too expensive
05:43:43 <bee_hornet> at my uni here all girls
05:43:51 <bee_hornet> boys are under deprived
05:44:07 <b1rd> it is true
05:44:11 <bee_hornet> white boys are shy here
05:44:11 <b1rd> but we like the girls in charge
05:44:26 <b1rd> white boys aren't shy
05:44:30 <b1rd> we norty as hell
05:44:34 <b1rd> jus don't go around bragging
05:44:47 <b1rd> :-]
05:44:49 <bee_hornet> lucky you werent at the burke st mall
05:44:54 <b1rd> no
05:45:02 <b1rd> lucky for that greek fuck
05:45:08 <b1rd> i was supposed to be there....
05:45:11 <bee_hornet> true
05:45:16 <b1rd> but..
05:45:18 <bee_hornet> i would fucken belt him
05:45:21 <b1rd> same
05:45:28 <Skirmish> Yeah that bloke is lucky that super pension man wasn't there.
05:45:31 <b1rd> i had special appointment that morning
05:45:36 <b1rd> would have been told to go there
05:45:40 <b1rd> but what can u do
05:45:44 <b1rd> :-/
05:45:54 <b1rd> b1rd entitled to retire if so want
05:45:57 <bee_hornet> all the king hits i coped from greeks and cockasians
05:46:03 <b1rd> yes
05:46:05 <b1rd> filth
05:46:20 <b1rd> don't turn ur back on filth
05:46:32 <b1rd> then they can't KO ya
05:46:45 <Skirmish> lol check out this racism.
05:47:04 <bee_hornet> google asian street meat find out this bald man rooted like 500 sheilas
05:47:13 <bee_hornet> some were extremly happy
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05:47:16 <b1rd> wish i was there that day
05:47:35 <b1rd> lol no thanks bee
05:47:46 <Skirmish> You wouldnt have done a thing b1rd and dont pretend otherwise. Its pathetic.
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05:51:02 <b1rd> fk u sydney bugger with nice mild weather
05:51:11 <b1rd> fkn freezing my brass monkeys off here in melbourne
05:51:47 <Skirmish> Im glad its finally a cooler morning. Getting tired of 30 degree starts.
05:52:34 <Skirmish> 10 minutes and i will get going and return the keycard for this room and head to the office. Hope to be home by 6 at the latest.
05:54:21 <Skirmish> Enjoy your day drinking metho b1rd
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05:55:15 <b1rd> good boy spermish, keep those tax dorrah rolling in lad
05:56:29 <b1rd> Melbourne, 535235235 degrees celcius in day, -324523423234 at night
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06:27:11 <b1rd> don't mind b1rd he occupy himselfz
06:27:15 <b1rd> lulz
06:29:12 * Jules kicks b1rd out the door
06:29:31 <b1rd> lolol
06:29:37 <b1rd> rough times
06:29:54 <b1rd> brb finishing job
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07:30:34 <b1rd> http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/islam-islam-religion-terrorism-demotivational-poster-1245367141.jpg
07:33:56 <BlackDevil> thats why we closed borders
07:34:05 <b1rd> yep
07:34:14 <BlackDevil> ask canada
07:34:19 <b1rd> i know
07:34:21 <BlackDevil> they killed 6 terrorist
07:34:32 <b1rd> about time.
07:34:38 <b1rd> was nearly too late for australia
07:34:53 <BlackDevil> you already had a terrorist attack
07:34:53 <Kezzie> chookmagnet
07:35:00 <BlackDevil> remember that guy running over people
07:35:13 <b1rd> shoosh
07:35:26 <b1rd> not gunna be called a terror attack
07:35:35 <b1rd> don't wanna encourage em
07:35:57 <b1rd> well, our forces aren't allowed to use weapons in crowded areas
07:36:02 <b1rd> stupidly enough
07:36:12 <b1rd> i would of stabbed him in head tho
07:36:20 <b1rd> had i not missed my appointment
07:36:54 <b1rd> our cops etc must get over being so gun shy
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07:37:30 <b1rd> was a very sad event.
07:37:39 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v ynnoB
07:42:10 <b1rd> but day after said event... idiots driving around city at hundred mile an hour..
07:42:14 <b1rd> bit fkn late
07:42:21 <b1rd> you gotta be ONTIME mate
07:42:27 <b1rd> fkn fools
07:42:38 <b1rd> probably VIC cops being hero's
07:42:56 <b1rd> thnking they can handle it
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07:43:12 <Kezzie> didnt you go to bed last night b1rd ?
07:43:18 <b1rd> did
07:43:22 <b1rd> u get sleep?
07:43:29 <Kezzie> a bit
07:43:48 <b1rd> no good Kezzie
07:44:02 <b1rd> temporary sleeplessness?
07:44:20 <b1rd> you could go to sleep clinic or something if bad problem
07:45:14 <b1rd> b1rd slept from 11 pm to 5:00 am ish
07:46:16 <b1rd> todays mission is to try and avoid having siesta, but no promises :p
07:46:54 <b1rd> but as long as not hot
07:46:58 <b1rd> should be easy
07:48:16 <b1rd> this be me during siesta: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Die_H%C3%A4ngematte.jpg/650px-Die_H%C3%A4ngematte.jpg
07:48:23 <b1rd> lol
07:50:04 <Kezzie> brb
07:50:05 <lx> seeya Kezzie...
07:52:13 <chookmagnet> `op
07:52:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o chookmagnet
07:52:52 <b1rd> proper diss to chookmagnet
07:53:24 <+chookmagnet> Kezzie
07:53:31 <+chookmagnet> 5 numbers last night
07:53:40 <b1rd> melbourne should implement a mandatory siesta policy
07:53:44 <b1rd> strictly enforced.
07:54:29 <+chookmagnet> 3 x division 5 and 5 x division 6
07:54:40 <+chookmagnet> on the systems 8 tickets
07:54:44 <b1rd> you nicked my numbers chookmagnet
07:54:46 <b1rd> rude :p
07:54:52 <+chookmagnet> Mr Bean has a bingo ball
07:55:33 <+chookmagnet> I will you let you know how much i won when you get back kezzie
07:55:37 <b1rd> one time, the b1rd thought maybe good idea to have bit of ice to go play bingo.. was too randy and flirty to concentrate on game tho
07:55:39 <b1rd> lololol
07:55:41 <b1rd> true story
07:56:10 <b1rd> only flirt and run tho
07:56:34 <Kezzie> how much u win chookmagnet ??
07:56:43 <+chookmagnet> $252.40
07:56:54 <Kezzie> wohoooo
07:56:56 <b1rd> a wins a win
07:57:01 <b1rd> congrats
07:57:28 <+chookmagnet> $231 profit
07:57:34 <+chookmagnet> $21 for the ticket
07:57:40 <Kezzie> great well done
07:57:55 <+chookmagnet> waiting fo MrBean to get home from work
07:58:11 <+chookmagnet> i didn't sit up to check the ticket last night
07:58:13 <Kezzie> ok
07:58:28 <+chookmagnet> we have to select more numbers
07:58:35 <+chookmagnet> 30 million next week
07:58:46 <+chookmagnet> 10 million thursday
07:59:17 <Kezzie> yep
07:59:47 <+chookmagnet> I have tickets paid up alread for tonight , sat, mon and wednesdays draws next week
07:59:52 <b1rd> the $230 odd would feel like a mill to me :p
07:59:52 <+chookmagnet> and this week
07:59:57 <b1rd> easy to please i am
08:00:26 <b1rd> run of good luck
08:00:31 <b1rd> go into it
08:00:41 <b1rd> sooner the better u buy ticketz
08:01:12 <b1rd> coz it won't last
08:01:24 <b1rd> in my exp.
08:02:21 <Kezzie> 15 years ago i won $64,000 paid off the house
08:02:52 <b1rd> nice1 Kezzie
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08:02:57 <+chookmagnet> 15 years ago i won $1484
08:03:28 <+chookmagnet> 1 number off a million
08:03:30 <+chookmagnet> arghhhhhhhhhh
08:03:35 <b1rd> lol
08:03:39 <b1rd> hate that hey
08:03:44 <Kezzie> i number off 5 million i was
08:04:01 <+chookmagnet> i had 12
08:04:10 <+chookmagnet> the 6th number was 13
08:04:16 <+chookmagnet> unlucky for some
08:04:30 <b1rd> lol
08:04:32 <b1rd> not for me
08:04:49 <b1rd> friday the 13th is best day...
08:04:53 <Kezzie> i needed number 11 for first prize
08:05:22 <b1rd> luck and numbers, depends on culture i guess
08:06:47 <b1rd> u should choose your numbers via a truly random number generator
08:06:59 <b1rd> from decay of radioactive material
08:07:01 <b1rd> :p
08:07:27 <BlackDevil> ow falls 107 points, its second consecutive triple-digit decline. S&P 500 and Nasdaq end flat.
08:07:31 <BlackDevil> Dow falls 107 points, its second consecutive triple-digit decline. S&P 500 and Nasdaq end flat.
08:07:47 <b1rd> gotz gold?
08:07:53 <b1rd> lol
08:08:21 <BlackDevil> Survey: 45% of GOP voters believe God helped Trump win
08:08:36 <BlackDevil> Trump's been named in 41 lawsuits since inauguration
08:08:43 <b1rd> he did, coz without trump getting in, the world would have ended
08:08:53 <b1rd> so god did a shifty on the systemz
08:08:54 <b1rd> lolol
08:09:03 <b1rd> not joking either bro
08:09:12 <b1rd> u can always remove bad prez later
08:09:17 <b1rd> but he had to be put in
08:09:48 <b1rd> he only think's he haz nuclear codes
08:09:56 <b1rd> so wouldn't worry too much
08:10:23 <b1rd> BlackDevil turn the news off.
08:10:29 <b1rd> it's mostly lies and fear
08:12:23 <b1rd> IMHO
08:13:20 <b1rd> everything is running smoothly
08:13:45 * b1rd leans back in chair and strokes cat
08:13:50 <b1rd> lol
08:14:31 <b1rd> air quality in melbourne will be bad today tho
08:14:34 <b1rd> ;-]
08:16:34 <b1rd> interesting factoid: The Washington Post of 13 February 2007 reports at length on studies in Greece that indicate that those who nap have less risk of heart attack.[5]
08:17:06 <b1rd> will take my proposal to state parliamentz
08:17:16 <b1rd> lolol mandatory siesta policy
08:21:02 <b1rd> might nap till morning teaz
08:21:08 <b1rd> back shortly
08:23:27 <BlackDevil> Report: Trump halted $181 billion in regulatory costs on first day in office
08:24:07 <b1rd> good savings mate
08:24:16 <b1rd> to put into getting the sleepers out
08:25:10 <+chookmagnet> BlackDevil got to giv ehim 1 thing
08:25:21 <+chookmagnet> he knows how to piss people off
08:25:30 <b1rd> i didn't fathom that you was a lefty BlackDevil
08:25:52 <b1rd> ruffling feathers isn't going to end the world mate
08:25:56 <b1rd> it's healthy
08:26:09 <+chookmagnet> being a dick head whilst doing it
08:26:13 <+chookmagnet> Priceless
08:26:17 <b1rd> lolll
08:26:27 <b1rd> he is a complex man
08:26:32 <+chookmagnet> no
08:26:33 <b1rd> :p
08:26:33 <Kezzie> time to leave bbl
08:26:36 <+chookmagnet> he's a dick head
08:26:38 <b1rd> you'll see
08:26:40 <+chookmagnet> ok Kezzie
08:26:44 <+chookmagnet> take care
08:26:54 <b1rd> of course he's a dick head.
08:26:58 <b1rd> this is why he is so useful
08:27:01 <b1rd> ;-]
08:27:03 <+chookmagnet> self interested dick head
08:27:08 <b1rd> he is predictable
08:27:10 <b1rd> nup
08:27:22 <b1rd> his self interest can be easily manipulated tho
08:27:27 <b1rd> if it is so
08:27:33 <b1rd> you think trump is in charge mate?
08:27:35 <b1rd> come one
08:27:36 <b1rd> on*
08:27:52 <b1rd> the spooks have got him now
08:28:00 <b1rd> all under control
08:28:08 <+chookmagnet> the saudi's have him
08:28:17 <b1rd> its complicated chookmagnet
08:28:22 <b1rd> you watch too much news
08:28:23 <+chookmagnet> no it's not
08:28:27 <+chookmagnet> he's a dick head
08:28:28 <b1rd> oh it is
08:28:34 <b1rd> his personality is moot
08:28:36 <BlackDevil> this is off Fox news
08:28:37 <+chookmagnet> no complications there
08:28:39 <BlackDevil> other was CNN
08:28:40 <b1rd> lol fox
08:28:45 <+chookmagnet> a dick head is just that
08:28:50 <b1rd> chookmagnet worry less
08:29:00 <b1rd> you don't see b1rd getting all worried do you?
08:29:00 <+chookmagnet> shit
08:29:04 <b1rd> seriously
08:29:08 <b1rd> it's all fear peddling
08:29:11 <+chookmagnet> i could have been rich 3 times over
08:29:12 <b1rd> to make u waste more $
08:29:20 <+chookmagnet> twice for my art
08:29:26 <b1rd> i've given away countless works of art
08:29:34 <b1rd> no regrets
08:29:47 <+chookmagnet> 1st time i got ill and couldn't travel
08:29:49 <b1rd> money doesn't make u happy and healthy
08:30:07 <+chookmagnet> second time the arse fell out of the mining
08:30:07 <b1rd> but yeah
08:30:13 <b1rd> yep.
08:30:15 <BlackDevil> American Airlines employee discovers $434G worth of cocaine in plane's nose gear
08:30:27 <+chookmagnet> wow
08:30:40 <+chookmagnet> someone's got to be bubba's boy in jail
08:34:52 <+chookmagnet> some airport worker may be doing time if they work out who is involved
08:37:25 <Exo> morning
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08:39:01 <b1rd> morning exo
08:39:10 <b1rd> lol bubba
08:39:22 <b1rd> hate cocaine
08:39:30 <b1rd> airport workers bringin it in
08:39:32 <b1rd> wtf
08:39:36 <b1rd> gets angry
08:40:01 <b1rd> better not be here in AU, chookmagnet
08:43:14 <b1rd> but if it is, better the airporties rather than the dockers bring it in ;-]
08:43:19 <b1rd> or worse organised scum
08:57:16 <+chookmagnet> woohoo
08:57:30 <+chookmagnet> won $317 this month
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09:06:12 <b1rd> lolllllllllllllllllllll
09:06:18 <b1rd> cumshots in da houze
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10:00:16 <b1rd> seen your fat mate BlackDevil
10:00:20 <b1rd> lol
10:00:25 <b1rd> out and about
10:00:43 <b1rd> was gunna say hi from you
10:00:49 <b1rd> but cbf
10:01:04 <BlackDevil> my fat penis
10:01:09 <BlackDevil> proud of it
10:01:19 <b1rd> lollll
10:01:24 <b1rd> spank it from me
10:01:36 <b1rd> ill dedicate 1 for u too old mate
10:02:27 <b1rd> nar ur alright heh
10:06:16 * chookmagnet flips the b1rd
10:06:37 <b1rd> props to chookmagnet
10:06:41 <+chookmagnet> hI call heads
10:06:46 * b1rd double flips the b1rd NZ style
10:06:48 <b1rd> lolol
10:06:55 <+chookmagnet> haha
10:07:01 <+chookmagnet> my nan was Kiwi
10:07:11 <b1rd> sweet as
10:07:15 <+chookmagnet> I'm a pharkya
10:07:16 <b1rd> i wanna go there one day
10:07:34 <b1rd> had a moari mate or two
10:07:37 <b1rd> top blokes
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11:28:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
11:31:05 <Glenn> Good morning JedStar! :)
11:31:21 <JedStar> Howdy Glenn
11:31:25 <JedStar> How are you my friend?
11:31:39 <Glenn> At work... :P
11:32:04 <JedStar> :D
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12:26:44 <Exo> whats garn on
12:26:55 <^Roshanda^> ta
12:27:06 <^Roshanda^> bloody hot to be sitting in a uninsulated scouts hall
12:42:57 <b1rd> morning all.
12:43:08 <b1rd> we all have a good lunchtime nap?
12:49:44 <+chookmagnet> nap?
12:49:51 <+chookmagnet> been awake since 4
12:50:01 <b1rd> you'll have a fart attack if you don't siesta
12:50:05 <b1rd> wiki says so
12:50:08 <b1rd> heh
12:50:09 <+chookmagnet> out of bed at 5
12:50:14 <b1rd> me too
12:50:16 <b1rd> but nap
12:50:17 <^Roshanda^> i got up at 6 am and just got home
12:50:18 <b1rd> :p
12:50:23 <+chookmagnet> made a coffee
12:50:25 <b1rd> im usually up at 3 to 4 am
12:50:28 <b1rd> but slept in
12:50:30 <b1rd> heh
12:50:33 <+chookmagnet> sat down and checked lotto
12:50:38 <+chookmagnet> got excited
12:50:44 <b1rd> EXCITED!
12:50:48 <b1rd> sexually?
12:50:55 <+chookmagnet> swept and mopped the floors throughout the house
12:50:56 <b1rd> does lotto make u hard chookmagnet?
12:51:04 <b1rd> good man
12:51:10 <+chookmagnet> had breaky
12:51:30 <b1rd> have nap then
12:51:39 <b1rd> it will soon be a mandatory policy
12:51:42 <+chookmagnet> better than grog or cigarettes
12:51:47 <b1rd> hell yeah
12:51:53 <b1rd> very right
12:52:03 <+chookmagnet> or ice, cocaine, heroin or pills, powders and potion
12:52:10 <b1rd> all evil
12:52:12 <+chookmagnet> synthetic chemicals
12:52:15 <b1rd> very evil
12:52:17 <b1rd> untested
12:52:31 <b1rd> shooting up bath salt not good lol
12:53:14 <b1rd> yes
12:53:21 <b1rd> nothing wrong with bitta husslin on da lottz
12:53:34 <b1rd> could do alot worse with spare cash
12:54:30 <b1rd> who has funny stuff to show
12:54:34 <b1rd> cheer me up
12:54:36 <b1rd> heh
12:55:01 * b1rd puts mark on forehead
12:55:05 <b1rd> target.
12:55:06 <+chookmagnet> at least I get some back
12:55:15 <b1rd> give it must take it
12:55:26 <b1rd> oh money too
12:55:28 <b1rd> yes
12:55:36 <b1rd> like a gambling bank
12:57:26 <b1rd> give uncle b1rd hard time
12:57:31 <b1rd> come on chookmagnet
12:57:35 <b1rd> lolololol
12:59:12 <b1rd> come on fockers, when 1st came back to irc copped it hard
12:59:16 <b1rd> keen for e-beatings
12:59:26 <^Roshanda^> noone cares tisk give it up
12:59:32 <b1rd> not tisk
12:59:40 <b1rd> you wish i was, so u could get me banned
12:59:44 <b1rd> :-]
12:59:54 * Kezzie just got home now off for a nap
13:00:04 <b1rd> sleep well Kezzie
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13:00:25 <b1rd> fancy a bum Spunkyguy?
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13:00:35 <b1rd> perhaps not
13:05:28 <Exo> b1rd da p1ss
13:06:44 <b1rd> b1rd will be pissin soonz
13:06:51 <b1rd> on Exo's face mate lol
13:06:56 <+chookmagnet> Exo
13:07:03 <b1rd> norty Exo!
13:07:05 <+chookmagnet> 5 numbers on a systems 8
13:07:21 <Exo> not good enough
13:07:29 <+chookmagnet> 252.40
13:07:42 <+chookmagnet> hey 30 million next week
13:08:29 <+chookmagnet> i have tonights, sat this week. mon and wed next week paid for
13:08:39 <+chookmagnet> without touching the win
13:09:10 <+chookmagnet> i will wait to see what i win before I purchase a system or systems ticket/s
13:09:19 <+chookmagnet> for next Tuesdays Oz
13:10:37 <b1rd> what u spend the two hundy on?
13:15:28 <b1rd> womens?
13:15:39 <b1rd> 25 minutes of fun lol
13:15:50 <b1rd> im guessing your female tho chookmagnet
13:15:59 <b1rd> sry
13:16:11 <b1rd> assume male till proven otherwise i do.
13:16:17 <b1rd> on da internetz
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13:16:59 <^Roshanda^> well fuck me if chookie was female then why did he come spend a week with me on the way to rocky and acted like a he
13:17:29 <b1rd> maybe he in transition but doesn't know it yet
13:17:34 <b1rd> lol props tho
13:17:40 <b1rd> hi posh rosh
13:17:41 <b1rd> sup
13:20:15 <b1rd> something to man every1 up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fQwwvb7CRc
13:20:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ghostrider - Hayabusa Turbo 499bhp! 354 kmh wheelie top speed! - Howling GSXR Exhaust - Monster Busa (Jun 4, 2013) Length: 3:36 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 1,066,086 views views - 2,323 likes (93.7%), 157 dislikes (6.3%)
13:32:42 <+chookmagnet> b1rd i see you took your stupid pills this morning for breaky
13:33:06 <b1rd> helll yeah
13:33:18 <b1rd> nodoze, been blasten em up
13:33:21 <b1rd> cheaper than coffee
13:33:25 <b1rd> lolololol
13:33:32 <b1rd> cheap legal etc
13:33:33 <b1rd> :p
13:33:50 <b1rd> nar course not
13:33:56 <b1rd> clean as a fkn saint now
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13:34:25 <b1rd> Morning Devil45
13:34:32 <Devil45> its arvo
13:34:37 <Devil45> here it is anyway
13:34:39 <b1rd> obviously heh
13:34:55 <b1rd> it is convention for the b1rd to mess up morning and afternoon etc
13:35:00 <Devil45> though judging by the cloud outside and cool temp it feels morningy
13:35:12 <b1rd> if you had a nap like me, it would be morning
13:35:17 <b1rd> for all intents and purposes
13:35:21 <Devil45> it is customary for b1rd to mess - generally
13:35:29 <b1rd> yes.
13:35:38 <b1rd> mess in progress.
13:35:57 <b1rd> nar the b1rd is retired
13:36:00 <Devil45> someone wrote that in black texta on a roadwork sign - i saw it earlier
13:36:06 <b1rd> oh
13:36:12 <b1rd> romanian's
13:36:23 <b1rd> trying to muscle in on da hoodz
13:36:26 <Devil45> where it originally read 'roadwork in progress' someone crossed out roadwork and wrote 'mess'
13:36:36 <b1rd> lolll
13:36:44 <b1rd> norty
13:36:51 <b1rd> roadworks must go on
13:36:53 <Devil45> they dig a hole, sit in trucks and leave it there.
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13:37:05 <Devil45> thats what council workers do
13:37:07 <b1rd> yes, lazy fatties
13:37:26 <b1rd> what should we do to motivate them Devil45?
13:37:28 <Devil45> nbn workers dig a hole - install half the cable - and walk away
13:37:32 <b1rd> yes
13:37:37 <b1rd> i go out yelling at em
13:37:42 <b1rd> GET BACK TO WORK
13:37:45 <b1rd> seriously lol
13:37:52 <Devil45> well send some dudes or friends of beaker to sort those lazy gits out
13:37:59 <b1rd> maybe the b1rd needs to get back into that industry
13:38:01 <Devil45> wait
13:38:04 <Devil45> beaker has friends?
13:38:07 <b1rd> and stick firecrackers up their behinds
13:38:15 <b1rd> yes
13:38:19 <b1rd> breaker will sort it
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13:38:35 <b1rd> breaker has his men
13:39:02 <b1rd> lazy cable dudes
13:39:10 <b1rd> rollout will never end
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13:39:41 <Devil45> beaker has men
13:39:41 <b1rd> LOL breaker has friends. yes, amazing isn't it
13:39:49 <b1rd> yes
13:39:54 <Devil45> men who come to his house
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13:41:06 <b1rd> well
13:41:10 <b1rd> we need cunning planz
13:41:22 <b1rd> those lazy workers do have their men too
13:51:06 <b1rd> breaks will sort it
13:51:14 <b1rd> i'm retired unfortunately
13:51:44 <b1rd> still feel drawn back to sortin' the filth at times.. habits die hard
13:52:19 <b1rd> call me in times of crisis
13:52:24 <b1rd> will still come
14:09:41 <b1rd> might go stir em up tho
14:09:44 <b1rd> why the hell not
14:09:48 <b1rd> lololol
14:09:59 * b1rd gets airhorns out goes for drive
14:10:09 <b1rd> on the hunt for roadies and nbn'ers
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14:55:10 <Kezzie> lol
15:00:37 <+chookmagnet> hmmm
15:00:38 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:00:40 <+chookmagnet> laaaaaaaaaaaaag
15:00:50 <Kezzie> gee did tisk finally go for a nap ?
15:02:35 <lisa-> :)
15:06:59 <Raichu> lisa!!
15:07:01 <Raichu> Hullo!
15:07:12 <b1rd> lisa- is returnz
15:07:15 <Raichu> I was unaware carrots offended you, my apologies
15:07:23 <b1rd> easeup Raichu
15:07:28 <Raichu> stfu
15:07:30 <b1rd> lisa- is nice
15:07:33 <Raichu> I'm apologizing
15:07:35 <Raichu> She is
15:07:38 <Raichu> Hence the apology
15:07:44 <b1rd> apology goes like this:
15:07:51 <Kezzie> did u have a nap tisk ?
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15:07:55 <b1rd> sincerely sorry for offence caused, it was not intentional.
15:08:00 <b1rd> not tisk Kezzie
15:08:02 <b1rd> heh
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15:08:07 <Raichu> b1rd isn't tisk
15:08:14 <Raichu> He'd trip out over his own nick too much
15:08:15 <b1rd> certainly is not
15:08:15 <Kezzie> yes b1rd is aka tisk
15:08:16 <Raichu> lolll
15:08:27 <b1rd> b1rd is stable and functioning
15:08:30 <Raichu> And b1rd speaks properly unlike tisk
15:08:30 <b1rd> heh
15:08:37 <Raichu> i fried lols
15:08:38 <b1rd> working on it Raichu :D
15:08:39 <Raichu> coffee lols
15:08:43 <b1rd> LOLLL i fried
15:08:49 <lisa-> it's all good - talk about whatever you want to, i just don't want to be here for that kind of talk so i left
15:08:54 <b1rd> i can do good impersonation but not gunna
15:09:19 <b1rd> big mick can be a handful lisa-
15:09:22 <b1rd> he means well tho
15:09:31 <b1rd> i won't embolden him this time
15:09:46 <lisa-> degrading women is so cool and normal these days
15:09:56 <lisa-> i mean, i guess it always way, it's just more socially acceptable now
15:09:58 <lisa-> it gets old
15:10:05 <lisa-> always was*
15:10:08 <b1rd> it is the iRC's
15:10:15 <b1rd> he wouldn't dare do it IRL to you I am sure
15:10:22 <b1rd> or you'd slap him silly
15:10:31 <b1rd> apologies tho
15:10:34 <lisa-> eh yeah everyone's brave behind a keyboard
15:10:35 <b1rd> will play nice
15:10:42 <lisa-> but you can still be respectful of other humans
15:10:44 <b1rd> i Fried coffee brb
15:10:53 <b1rd> b1rd is working on his humanity
15:10:56 <b1rd> work in progress
15:11:10 <b1rd> haz been asleep wong wong time ;-]
15:11:17 <b1rd> 2017 be like wtf!
15:12:47 <Kezzie> lol
15:14:48 <b1rd> I am self-censoring now ;-]
15:15:05 <b1rd> b1rd is cheaky not brave
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15:15:42 <^Roshanda^> er netsplit
15:15:59 <Kezzie> yep
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15:16:17 <^Roshanda^> hello splitters
15:16:20 <lisa-> no because it's so usual that you don't even think of it that way
15:16:38 <b1rd> think of what
15:16:53 Nick: ynnoB is now known as Bonny
15:17:00 <Kezzie> wb ppl
15:17:12 <Raichu> lol
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15:17:24 <Raichu> Honestly didn't mean to offend lisa-
15:17:34 <b1rd> me either
15:17:41 <b1rd> would hate to lose her
15:17:49 <lisa-> no worries, all good
15:17:55 <Raichu> She seems level headed
15:18:01 <Raichu> Which more than majority of women on here can say
15:18:08 <Raichu> Men too for that matter
15:18:08 <b1rd> truth be told.
15:18:50 <b1rd> once was offended by someone on IRC, left for four years or so
15:19:07 <b1rd> the person didn't know my situation tho,
15:19:12 <b1rd> but still burnt me
15:20:00 <Raichu> Yeah
15:20:02 <Raichu> Happens
15:20:21 <Raichu> Gotta love a self destructive NBN connections
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15:32:35 <b1rd> wish i had NBN
15:32:41 <b1rd> hasn't been rolled out in my area yet
15:32:58 <Kezzie> same here
15:33:01 <b1rd> even ADSL is bad here
15:33:06 <lisa-> don't even know what it is
15:33:13 <lisa-> but i have good DSL2+
15:33:15 <b1rd> hardly 12 mbits
15:33:19 <b1rd> lucky then lisa-
15:33:31 <b1rd> 20 megabits or more is ok
15:33:40 <b1rd> for 2 or 3 average users
15:33:41 <lisa-> no idea what mine is
15:33:47 <lisa-> but it's fast enough for me heh
15:33:56 <b1rd> excellent
15:34:49 <b1rd> dialup used to work ok for IRC tho
15:35:05 <b1rd> then load up downloadz at night when not chatting
15:35:20 <lisa-> i don't steal any media
15:35:23 <lisa-> never have
15:35:27 <b1rd> good girl
15:35:46 <lisa-> probably the only person alive that doesn't heh
15:35:51 <b1rd> hahah
15:35:53 <b1rd> nar
15:35:54 <Raichu> lol. I got ADSL1 at home (line doesn't support 2) but they enabled NBN in December.
15:36:02 <Raichu> Looking for a non-ripoff plan.
15:36:17 <b1rd> you'll look to the end of the universe then Raichu
15:36:18 <b1rd> lol
15:36:27 <lisa-> i pay $59/mth for unlimited
15:36:31 <lisa-> 'unlimited'
15:36:38 <lisa-> but that's line rental too
15:36:54 <Raichu> True
15:37:14 <Raichu> Dodo (who I'm with) want $64.90 for unlimited 25/5 with phone line
15:37:29 <lisa-> my sister lives 10 minutes away and can only get satellite internet which is crappy
15:37:30 <Raichu> And no cancellation fee on contract
15:37:36 <lisa-> it's like $80/mth for 10gb
15:37:47 <lisa-> and two teenage boys, 10gb does not go far heh
15:38:08 <lisa-> i'm with iprimus, have always been really impressed with their service
15:38:19 <lisa-> they actually rang ME to tell me they had a cheaper plan i could be on
15:38:51 <Raichu> lol @ satellite
15:39:03 <Raichu> When it rains, it drops to dialup speed
15:39:05 <Raichu> For $80
15:39:08 <Raichu> value
15:39:10 <lisa-> yeah it's horrible
15:39:16 <lisa-> only thing available though
15:39:20 <Raichu> Sucks
15:39:30 <Raichu> Tell her to try Clear Networks.
15:39:47 <lisa-> i think she's tried everyone
15:39:51 <lisa-> she's really out in the sticks
15:39:58 <Raichu> Clients at work have had good experiences
15:40:18 <Raichu> And they're not too badly priced.
15:43:54 <b1rd> http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/1496935
15:44:06 <b1rd> I'd always go with Telstra
15:44:10 <b1rd> the Australian network
15:44:17 <b1rd> priced heavily but worth it
15:44:21 <b1rd> IMHO
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15:44:33 <b1rd> better routing etc
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15:44:57 <b1rd> "Extremely poor customer service, staff have no clue."
15:45:07 <b1rd> "No customer service, no help and most importantly crap internet connection."
15:45:11 <b1rd> re: clearnetworks
15:45:18 <b1rd> optus is bad now
15:45:21 <b1rd> Telstra 4 the win
15:45:37 <b1rd> telstra with bouncers
15:45:39 <lisa-> iprimus is good
15:45:45 <b1rd> possibly lisa-
15:45:51 <lisa-> i hate telstra, will avoid at all costs heh
15:45:51 <b1rd> they own fair bit of cable
15:45:58 <b1rd> i hate them too lisa-
15:45:59 <b1rd> but
15:46:03 <b1rd> they are a good link
15:46:06 <lisa-> yeah the cable to my place is telstra
15:46:11 <lisa-> but i don't want to give them money
15:46:13 <b1rd> most other ISP's buy from telstra
15:46:17 <lisa-> right
15:46:36 <b1rd> for IRC, the latency helps
15:46:46 <lisa-> so you can use their infrastructure without becoming their customer
15:46:47 <b1rd> and 2nd or 3rd tier networks suffer in these ways
15:46:52 <b1rd> hrrm
15:47:01 <b1rd> they're good lisa-
15:47:11 <b1rd> they used to suck but they have improved
15:47:18 <b1rd> like apple telsra cops hate
15:47:27 <b1rd> but there is good reasons to be with them
15:47:32 <b1rd> more secure routers
15:47:34 <b1rd> etc etc
15:47:37 <lisa-> i hope to never test that theory :)
15:47:38 <b1rd> brb shower
15:48:29 <b1rd> haha fair enough
15:48:41 <b1rd> something to think about though
15:48:49 <b1rd> i used to get in there and learn about it all
15:48:57 <b1rd> and have been with most ISP's
15:49:12 <b1rd> Telstra fastt as, other ISP's limit bandwidth
15:49:21 <b1rd> you get what u pay for with telstra
15:49:44 <lisa-> ill never use the 500gb/mth allowance
15:49:53 <lisa-> i'm pretty brand-loyal
15:50:12 <lisa-> if a company has been shite to me in the past, i'll never touch 'em again :)
15:50:19 <b1rd> but when u do need a big bit of data to come through
15:50:23 <b1rd> it will with telstra
15:50:50 <lisa-> yeah i won't
15:51:02 <lisa-> i don't download anything
15:51:11 <lisa-> except for emails and surfing
15:51:42 <lisa-> the occasional itunes purchase
15:51:50 <lisa-> my needs are simple heh
15:51:57 <b1rd> for streaming video
15:52:01 <b1rd> etc
15:52:06 <b1rd> ahh k
15:52:16 <b1rd> well if one day your needs change
15:52:18 <lisa-> ya streaming video is fine
15:52:26 <lisa-> no buffering, no waiting, no breakup
15:52:28 <b1rd> u got good info
15:52:42 <b1rd> :-]
15:52:51 <b1rd> all good
15:53:43 <Raichu> b1rd: They must've improved since what you quoted
15:53:54 <Raichu> Because our interactions with them have been good
15:54:51 <b1rd> I still find Telstra to be king of net here
15:54:59 <b1rd> when i was a gamer, absolute best ping times
15:55:06 <b1rd> important to speak shit on iRC too
15:55:11 <b1rd> ;-]
15:55:29 <b1rd> telstra then optus for pings and speed
15:55:38 <b1rd> but optus customer service is gay now
15:55:48 <b1rd> coz owned by asia
15:56:20 <b1rd> prefer to run both
15:56:26 <b1rd> but not necessary for what i do
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16:11:20 <Devil45> [15:25] <b1rd> telstra then optus for pings and speed <- i disagree - optus suck (i was with them a few years back and constant dropouts - plus optus uses telstra lines for their adsl)
16:11:30 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:14:25 <Kezzie> dont like optus
16:14:57 <Devil45> i had more trouble with optus over a period of 6 months than ive ever had with telstra in 20+ years.
16:15:21 <Devil45> customer support numbers always engaged - connection issues etc
16:15:41 <Devil45> no such hassle with telstra (though it took them ages to fix faults)
16:17:13 Part: circle ([email protected]) from #sydney
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16:22:49 Join: TheRon ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:23:28 <Kezzie> hi TheRon
16:27:50 <b1rd> customer service is important
16:27:56 <b1rd> yes
16:28:28 <b1rd> i was on optus cable
16:28:29 <Kezzie> i with iinet been with them for years and very happy
16:28:41 <b1rd> the umm oc3 what they call it
16:28:47 <Devil45> cable is not available in my area
16:28:50 <b1rd> yes
16:28:58 <Devil45> neither is nbn
16:29:01 <b1rd> love the cable, fairly good
16:29:07 <b1rd> one day maybe
16:29:10 <b1rd> 34435 years later
16:29:11 <Devil45> and satellite is shit (i had foxtel satellite and it sucked)
16:29:26 <Devil45> no signal whenever we had rain
16:29:35 <b1rd> yep
16:29:42 <b1rd> very unreliable
16:30:00 <Devil45> and they would not upgrade to digital service for me so i cancelled the subscription sent the box back
16:30:11 <TheRon> so hard to illegally download game of thrones?
16:30:21 <Devil45> told them they could use it as a smart card suppository
16:30:33 <Kezzie> we got foxtel
16:30:35 <b1rd> lololol
16:30:37 <b1rd> nice1 Devil45
16:30:38 <Devil45> since their set top boxes used smart cards
16:30:51 <Devil45> this was back in 2005
16:30:54 <b1rd> i remember those times
16:31:06 <Devil45> i remember getting a new card from them while i was a customer
16:31:19 <Devil45> replaced the blue one with the shiny new red one
16:31:32 <b1rd> stupid idea the smart card
16:31:41 <b1rd> supposed to stop ppl getting free cable
16:31:50 * Devil45 still has the old blue foxtel smart card which has since been deactivated after the new red card was put in the box - that they got back later
16:31:51 <b1rd> but it didn't stop everyone
16:31:52 <Kezzie> i just got the foxtel entertainment pack on bedroom tv hubby has it on loungeroom tv and downstairs tv he has sport also i hate sports
16:32:25 <b1rd> yes sports suck
16:32:32 <Devil45> well since richie benaud died 2 years ago cricket sucks big time
16:32:34 <b1rd> i must be only male who doesn't enjoy sports
16:32:41 <b1rd> cricket is good tho
16:32:43 <Devil45> the stupid big bash crap on ten
16:32:45 <b1rd> can tolerate it
16:32:59 <Devil45> and that celebrity show shit on ten - god
16:33:06 <b1rd> test cricket is the only legit. form
16:33:16 <Devil45> one day matches were the bomb years ago
16:33:42 <b1rd> now it's all been messed with tho
16:33:48 <Devil45> how about trevor chappell and that underarm bowling incident in 1981? greg was the one who made that mistake - told trevor to do it.
16:34:19 <Devil45> aus vs new zealand - the kiwis lost that game because of trevor and greg
16:34:23 <b1rd> takes me back that does
16:34:26 <Kezzie> think i remember tht
16:34:55 <Devil45> was the last ball of the innings too
16:35:28 <Devil45> now its bs.
16:35:49 <b1rd> true, I don't bother really these days
16:35:51 <Devil45> mark nicholas has never played the game in his life yet he does commentary on nine.
16:35:56 <b1rd> used to be the highlight of summer
16:35:58 <Kezzie> i hate watching cricket on tv
16:36:14 <Devil45> only reason i got into cricket on tv is due to the 12th man albums
16:36:29 <b1rd> it is the sort of game that you can fall asleep to tho, and wake up when something good hapens
16:36:29 <TheRon> kerry o'keefe is a legend
16:36:31 <b1rd> which suits me
16:36:36 * Devil45 was a teen when the first 12th man album came out
16:36:48 <b1rd> absolute classic
16:36:49 <b1rd> wow
16:36:54 <b1rd> i remember.
16:36:57 <Devil45> bit like the oscars b1rd - people fall asleep during those
16:37:02 <Kezzie> whois kerry o'keefe ?
16:37:03 <b1rd> haha
16:37:31 <b1rd> the oscars, terrible entertainment
16:37:32 <TheRon> abc cricket commentator, absolute pisser
16:37:42 <TheRon> also bowled leg spin for australia
16:37:44 <Kezzie> ok
16:37:49 <b1rd> worst show on tv the oscars, luckily it isn't on often
16:38:32 <Kezzie> home and away is back on tv dam twin sis got me hooked on the show again lol
16:38:41 <Devil45> no relation to johnny o'keefe or andrew o'keefe (since kerry o'keeffe has the extra f in his last name)
16:38:42 <b1rd> is he still alive now?
16:38:55 <Devil45> yea hes like 67
16:38:56 <Kezzie> no idea
16:38:58 <b1rd> ahh k
16:39:07 <b1rd> should get him back
16:39:12 <Devil45> nah hes too old
16:39:16 Part: Eastwood35 ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:39:18 <Devil45> oh you mean commentary
16:39:21 <b1rd> yeh
16:39:30 <b1rd> maybe for once off would be good
16:39:38 <Devil45> well if richie did it when he was over 70 i dont see why kerry o'keeffe couldnt do it
16:39:40 <TheRon> he still does the odd sportsman's night
16:39:48 <Devil45> at least he actually played some matches
16:39:50 <b1rd> oh nice
16:39:55 <Devil45> not like that tosser mark nicholas
16:40:08 <b1rd> can't comment without experience hey
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16:40:30 <Devil45> mark taylor HAS played and captained the aussie side - what has nicholas done? besides report for the BBC
16:40:42 <TheRon> nicholas played for england i think, he had a long county career in any case
16:40:50 <Kezzie> raining again here we sure need the wet season in the tropics
16:41:10 <Devil45> i must be reading the wrong articles then because before 2011 id never heard of mark nicholas
16:41:25 <b1rd> lucky you Kezzie
16:41:26 <Devil45> and ive been following aussie cricket since the 80s
16:41:36 <Devil45> stopped when it went to the big bash shit on ten
16:41:45 <Kezzie> b1rd we got GREEN grass here now woohoo
16:41:55 <b1rd> makes me sad
16:41:56 <b1rd> lol
16:42:08 <Devil45> you are sad because she has grass b1rd?
16:42:14 <Devil45> green grass*
16:42:15 <b1rd> we have lots of trees here, outer east, but little rain
16:42:18 <Kezzie> but these young kids who have a licence cant drive in the wet so many crashes
16:42:33 <b1rd> yep
16:42:43 * Kezzie just hopes no cyclones
16:42:45 <b1rd> they should do defensive driving
16:42:47 <TheRon> mark nicolas doing cricket is like james brayshaw doing the footy
16:42:49 <Devil45> some young kids shouldnt be allowed anywhere near a car let alone drive one
16:42:59 <Kezzie> true Devil45
16:42:59 <b1rd> yes
16:43:08 <b1rd> it is true, no aptitude for driving
16:43:09 <Devil45> james brayshaw used to do promotional work before that TheRon
16:43:13 <JedStar> Afternoon all
16:43:14 <JedStar> :D
16:43:18 <Devil45> brayshaw did radio rentals ads for sa
16:43:21 <b1rd> hi JedStar
16:43:33 <JedStar> Hi b1rd
16:43:36 <Devil45> until he quit to do something else and they replaced him with some fuckwit
16:43:40 <Kezzie> arvo JedStar
16:43:46 <JedStar> Howdy Kezzie
16:43:48 <TheRon> jeepers!!
16:43:50 <JedStar> How are you doing Kezzie??
16:44:07 <Kezzie> been better but u get those days
16:44:09 <Kezzie> u?
16:44:24 <Devil45> and i dont mean shannon noll (hes done a few radio rentals ads as well - a cardboard cut out of him is in some of their stores with the caption 'you got it!')
16:44:25 <JedStar> Ohh its been an interesting day my friend
16:44:28 <JedStar> but a little tiring
16:44:38 Part: ryan` ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:44:41 <JedStar> Howdy Devil45
16:44:58 <Kezzie> whats u been up to jeds ?
16:44:58 <Devil45> theres jed
16:45:14 <JedStar> Ohh this and that Kezzie
16:45:15 <JedStar> :P
16:45:17 <Kezzie> did ya get sex today JedStar lol
16:45:19 <JedStar> How are you doing Devil45??
16:45:23 <b1rd> lolll
16:45:31 <JedStar> LOL
16:45:36 <TheRon> jed's surname knight by any chance?
16:45:41 <JedStar> I'll leave that to the imagination
16:45:48 <Kezzie> JedStar knows i mucking around b1rd
16:45:52 <JedStar> If you want it to be that TheRon
16:45:55 <JedStar> you believe that
16:45:55 <b1rd> guessed that Kezzie
16:46:06 <b1rd> lolol TheRon
16:46:20 <Kezzie> hands Jedstar his Rum and some peanuts
16:46:38 <JedStar> ty Kezzie
16:46:39 <TheRon> breakfast of champions
16:46:47 <Kezzie> JedStar and Exo have there own popups i made for them
16:47:12 <JedStar> Well dont I feel privledged
16:47:13 <JedStar> LOL
16:47:25 <Kezzie> lol
16:47:34 <TheRon> like in a kids book?
16:47:49 <Kezzie> !ttop10
16:47:51 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2228) 2. Devil45(665) 3. chookmagnet(368) 4. Kezzie(338) 5. lisa-(324) 6. Raichu(201) 7. Skirmish(113) 8. Staffecet(84) 9. ^Roshanda^(83) 10. ^bozojim(81)
16:48:04 <Kezzie> gee b1rd u can type lol
16:48:26 <Kezzie> how will jim catch you now
16:48:31 <Devil45> jim wont have to worry about that
16:48:36 <Devil45> b1rd has it covered
16:48:41 <Kezzie> lol
16:48:47 <Devil45> remember 'mess in progress'
16:49:16 Join: ryan` ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:49:18 Part: ryan` ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:49:29 <JedStar> mess in progress???
16:51:02 <b1rd> :D
16:51:04 <b1rd> reads up
16:51:13 <Devil45> [13:05] <b1rd> mess in progress.
16:51:19 <Devil45> scroll back 3 hours ago
16:51:26 <b1rd> ohh
16:51:28 <b1rd> lol
16:51:43 <Devil45> it was in here and b1rd said it
16:51:45 <JedStar> LOL
16:51:48 <JedStar> Alrighty then
16:51:54 <JedStar> Well I could
16:52:04 <JedStar> But then the question is... Do I want too??
16:52:05 <JedStar> LOL
16:52:06 <Devil45> lets just say jim will have some work to do
16:52:16 <JedStar> Jim can do it
16:52:16 <b1rd> b1rd should be more subtle tho
16:52:17 <b1rd> lol
16:52:17 <JedStar> :D
16:52:21 <Kezzie> jim will jump b1rd
16:52:32 <b1rd> i like jim in his boxers
16:52:35 <b1rd> very cute
16:52:46 <Devil45> thats creepy
16:52:46 <b1rd> lol Kezzie
16:53:00 <b1rd> sorry was thinking of someone else
16:53:03 <Devil45> jims not like that
16:53:12 <b1rd> differnt man
16:53:41 <Kezzie> rolls her eyes ar b1rd re comment jim
16:53:44 <b1rd> yes, quite a mess here
16:53:48 <b1rd> today
16:53:54 <b1rd> darkies everywhere
16:54:26 <Kezzie> what r u on about now b1rd ?
16:54:30 <b1rd> dw
16:54:33 <b1rd> not racism
16:54:38 <JedStar> and what does that make you b1rd??
16:54:40 <TheRon> b1rd: is the word
16:54:48 <b1rd> dodgy ppl around today
16:54:49 <b1rd> where i am
16:54:54 <b1rd> all good tho
16:55:08 <b1rd> the mix seems right
16:56:06 <b1rd> used to be the case that the dodgies don't wake up till 12
16:56:11 * Kezzie sits confused
16:56:12 <b1rd> but this morning they were out in force early
16:56:22 <b1rd> all good Kezzie
16:56:29 <b1rd> diliberately being confusing
16:57:23 <Devil45> people who sleep till 12 (that are not sick or disabled) are called lazy
16:57:33 <b1rd> yes
16:57:37 <b1rd> criminals mostly
16:57:53 <b1rd> nice clarification Devil45.
16:57:55 <Kezzie> wish i could sleep all night
16:57:57 <Devil45> unless they are mothers with young babies - which is different
16:58:11 <b1rd> yes they were certainly out in force from 9 am
16:58:13 <Devil45> but i was referring mainly to males not women
16:58:14 <b1rd> which is strange
16:58:28 <b1rd> could be alot of drugs around i suppose
16:58:33 <b1rd> not that i'd know for sure
16:58:42 <b1rd> the only thing that motivates them.
16:59:02 <b1rd> cops are out there tho
16:59:07 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:59:10 <b1rd> for once, instead of turning a blind eye.
16:59:13 <Devil45> i saw a few cops this morning
16:59:30 * Devil45 hummed the bad boys theme as i went past
16:59:37 <b1rd> lolol
16:59:39 <b1rd> norty
16:59:41 <Kezzie> lol
17:00:06 <Devil45> the cops were busy booking some clown for not having a roadworthy car
17:00:13 <b1rd> oh good.
17:00:21 <b1rd> hate old cars
17:00:23 <Devil45> p plates - dents
17:00:33 <Devil45> car was also illegal ride height
17:00:40 <Devil45> modified commodore
17:00:45 <b1rd> good thing to get him off the road
17:00:52 <Devil45> it was too low to the ground
17:01:02 <Devil45> instant canary
17:01:06 <b1rd> excellent
17:01:26 <b1rd> low ground clearance only good for driving fast
17:01:30 <Devil45> i saw the fcc put the sticker on the guys windshield - the language he came back with to her was priceless
17:01:44 <Devil45> fcc = first class constable
17:01:51 <b1rd> ahh ok
17:01:59 <b1rd> what did he say back?
17:02:03 <b1rd> the kid
17:02:10 <Devil45> as i went past i only heard a bit - but it sounded like he called her adumb slut
17:02:21 <b1rd> i bet that went down well.....
17:02:24 <b1rd> wow
17:02:29 <Devil45> he was angry
17:02:35 <b1rd> I would never call a police lady that
17:02:36 <Kezzie> another fine
17:02:38 <b1rd> even at my worst point
17:02:39 <Devil45> nope
17:02:47 <b1rd> it's asking for years of trouble
17:02:50 <Devil45> his car was towed
17:03:08 <Devil45> he already got a huge fine for the defects
17:03:25 <b1rd> young people so stupid.
17:03:26 <Devil45> he lost points off his licence...
17:03:45 <Devil45> and the kicker (drumroll...) he failed the RBT
17:04:05 <Devil45> so he was drunk at 6am driving an illegally modified car
17:06:36 <TheRon> we've all done that at some stage haven't we?
17:07:36 <b1rd> wow
17:07:40 <b1rd> that's early.
17:07:45 <Devil45> not all of us have no
17:07:47 <b1rd> shoosh TheRon
17:07:53 <b1rd> lol
17:08:10 <b1rd> 6 am drunk is bad
17:08:20 <b1rd> and drunk driving too
17:08:22 <Devil45> it means he stayed up all night with his boyfriend
17:08:28 <b1rd> indeed
17:08:34 <b1rd> and is at risk of falling asleep drunk
17:08:35 <Devil45> because there were no female passengers
17:08:43 * b1rd sniggers
17:08:46 <Devil45> just 1 dickhead who was with him
17:08:54 <b1rd> yes
17:08:59 <TheRon> has anybody here been pulled over by the cops for driving nude and tossing imaginary rats out the window?
17:09:00 <b1rd> clearly a rectum ranger
17:09:04 <Devil45> he didnt look drunk but he looked too young to legally drive (or shave)
17:09:17 <b1rd> i don't drive on hallucinagens TheRon
17:09:19 <b1rd> so would not know
17:09:25 <b1rd> *spellfail
17:09:37 <b1rd> lol Devil45
17:09:45 <b1rd> cops should give him heaps
17:09:51 <b1rd> about his bf etc
17:09:57 <b1rd> shame him into doing the right thing
17:10:22 <TheRon> the cop just told me to get rid of the big pile of icing sugar that was on the front seat, he said it'd probably get rid of the rats
17:13:12 <b1rd> lolol
17:13:17 <b1rd> true
17:13:33 <b1rd> he should of jailed u tho
17:13:39 <b1rd> you are very lucky
17:13:46 <Devil45> maybe he was feeling generous
17:13:52 <Devil45> didnt want the extra paperwork
17:13:59 <b1rd> yep
17:14:05 <Devil45> because when cops stop you for stuff they have to write it up in a report
17:14:25 <Devil45> and if they make an arrest and charge you with shit - they have to write it up - extra paperwork
17:14:34 <Devil45> its procedure
17:14:37 <b1rd> TheRon, but you may meet an enthusiastic policeman next time, so don't assume you'll always get lucky
17:14:49 <b1rd> yes
17:15:02 <b1rd> Police should get better help with paperwork
17:15:07 <b1rd> so they can arrest scum enmasse
17:15:19 <Devil45> i get stopped by cops all the time but never arrested or charged - usually routine stuff - no hassle. trick is not to run when you see cops - if you do = evade police.
17:15:21 <b1rd> but of course, very hard to change legal system
17:15:34 <b1rd> indeed Devil45
17:16:16 <Devil45> i even told the last cop "one thing in my favour this time" he said "whats that?" i told him "i didnt run when i saw you guys coming, so i escaped an evade police charge"
17:16:26 <b1rd> LOL
17:16:29 <b1rd> nice1
17:16:35 <b1rd> sounds like something i would say
17:17:03 <Devil45> he didnt want extra paperwork so he simply told me to be careful and i went on my way
17:17:14 <b1rd> yes, most police are reasonable
17:17:27 <b1rd> there are a very small minority of filthy police
17:17:33 <b1rd> but they mostly don't live where i am
17:18:24 <b1rd> live=work
17:18:53 <b1rd> you can always tell a dirty copper
17:18:58 <b1rd> if you know what to look for
17:19:15 <Devil45> i dont look for cops
17:19:21 <Devil45> dirty or not
17:19:26 <b1rd> if you meet a cop, i mean
17:19:41 <b1rd> but yeah
17:19:45 <Devil45> its not something i think of when im out "oh i should look out for cops"
17:20:03 <b1rd> me either
17:20:09 <b1rd> since doing nothing illegal
17:20:14 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:20:21 <Devil45> i see more taxis than cops anyway
17:20:45 <Kezzie> last time i saw a police man was when they knocked on my door to tell me hubby was in a motor bike accident thank god he was badly hurt
17:20:46 <Devil45> handy - in case i need to hail one sometime
17:20:49 <b1rd> good, better than that uber rubbish
17:20:59 <Kezzie> wasnt
17:21:02 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire
17:21:06 <b1rd> lol Kezzie
17:21:14 <b1rd> thank god was badly hurt?
17:21:17 <Kezzie> wasnt funny b1rd
17:21:17 <b1rd> typo
17:21:27 <b1rd> i read it literally
17:21:35 <b1rd> u must mean, thank god NOT badly hurt
17:21:50 <Kezzie> i did re type wasnt
17:22:05 <b1rd> must be dyslexic
17:22:05 <b1rd> sry
17:22:14 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie xx
17:22:22 <Devil45> i knew what kez meant
17:22:27 <b1rd> you are picking up on b1rdism's Kezzie
17:22:30 <Kezzie> ty Devil45
17:22:32 <Devil45> :)
17:22:35 <b1rd> lol
17:22:41 <Devil45> b1rdism?
17:22:45 <Kezzie> i am tired now b1rd
17:22:47 <b1rd> stuff spelling, will flood channel with spelling correction
17:22:50 <b1rd> ;-]
17:22:55 <Devil45> dont do that - beaker floods
17:22:57 <b1rd> need to get irc client with spell check
17:23:00 <b1rd> no i won't
17:23:07 <b1rd> trying to learn manners
17:23:16 <Kezzie> no one spells correct on irc these days and we all know what we mean
17:23:20 <b1rd> did he recover ok Kezzie?
17:23:25 <Devil45> irc is not english 101
17:23:26 <b1rd> yes true Kezzie
17:23:32 <Kezzie> 6 broken ribs
17:23:35 <b1rd> jeeez
17:23:42 <Devil45> unless of course lwaxana is on at the time - in which case she might correct you
17:23:47 <b1rd> internal injury?
17:23:58 <Kezzie> bloodu shock to open door to the police there
17:24:03 Join: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:24:03 * SkyFire hugs Kezzie
17:24:04 <b1rd> we should all speak the Queen's English on iRC
17:24:13 <Kezzie> wb Lumeah3
17:24:16 <b1rd> and lw is right to enforce it
17:24:16 <TheRon> yeah they were all yellow
17:24:40 <Lumeah3> Hi kez
17:24:42 <b1rd> it would be Kezzie, I have an aversion to police uniform
17:24:52 <b1rd> still trying to get over it
17:24:55 <Lumeah3> Huge one
17:24:57 <Lumeah3> .. Lol
17:25:02 <b1rd> lololol
17:25:06 <b1rd> yep
17:25:19 <b1rd> i was norty kid
17:25:38 <b1rd> ghost from the past, fear of police uniform
17:25:42 <TheRon> a cop uniform on a stripper is awesome
17:25:51 <b1rd> maybe this will cure the b1rd
17:25:51 Part: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:25:53 <b1rd> ;-]
17:26:34 <Devil45> a b1rd - fearful of cops?
17:26:53 <TheRon> bad cops bad cops?
17:26:55 <b1rd> just the uniform
17:27:12 <b1rd> cop without uniform np
17:27:15 <b1rd> weird hey
17:27:52 <Devil45> not really
17:28:03 <Lumeah> Uniforms can burned in your retenia
17:28:08 * Devil45 has spoken to many plainclothes cops before
17:28:13 <Kezzie> cops drive old bomb cars up here and pull a lot of ppl over for speeding
17:28:19 <b1rd> not scared of soldiers tho, used to seeing em overseas
17:28:24 <Devil45> thats called tactics kez
17:28:26 <TheRon> police informant?
17:28:30 <SkyFire> oooooer Devil45 what you been up to ?
17:28:30 <b1rd> so that uniform np
17:28:39 <Devil45> cops do that to catch offenders
17:28:43 <b1rd> yep
17:29:01 <TheRon> Devil45 is grass!!
17:29:03 <b1rd> great idea.
17:29:08 <Kezzie> yep and they catch them up here
17:29:10 <Devil45> so rather than driving a marked patrol car that idiots recognise they use an old bomb - wear civilian clothes and mingle with everyone else on the road
17:29:21 <Kezzie> yes
17:29:26 <b1rd> this is right
17:29:28 <Devil45> our cops do that too
17:29:28 <b1rd> good way
17:29:32 <Devil45> to catch hoons
17:29:40 <b1rd> excellent
17:29:43 <Devil45> and it seems to work
17:29:57 <Devil45> lots of boy toys being impounded as a result
17:30:16 <TheRon> hoons just have a really small penises
17:31:03 <Kezzie> do they lol
17:31:15 <Devil45> once their toys are impounded their 'penises' get even smaller
17:32:00 <TheRon> women hoons have really small penises
17:32:39 <Devil45> yes TheRon - theyre called boyfriends
17:33:06 Quit: chookmagnet ([email protected]) Quit:
17:33:13 <TheRon> what do you call a woman without an arsehole?
17:33:17 <TheRon> single!
17:33:18 <Devil45> single
17:33:20 <Devil45> yup
17:34:58 <Donald_Trump> props tho
17:35:06 <b1rd> lol
17:35:09 <b1rd> roughtimes for women
17:35:21 <Lumeah> Hahaha
17:35:24 <Lumeah> Good one
17:36:41 <Donald_Trump> !ttop10
17:36:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2766) 2. Devil45(1240) 3. Kezzie(488) 4. chookmagnet(368) 5. lisa-(324) 6. Raichu(201) 7. Guest900(179) 8. Skirmish(113) 9. JedStar(104) 10. Staffecet(84)
17:36:58 <Donald_Trump> how things kezzie?
17:37:19 <Kezzie> ok
17:37:35 <Donald_Trump> Kezzie: b1rd is typing on my behalf so really i am winning the word count
17:37:37 <Donald_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:37:39 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:38:00 * Devil45 thinks chumpanzee is a lousy liar
17:38:03 <Kezzie> you full of shit trump
17:38:33 <Donald_Trump> it's true Kezzie, i sent him here to type for me
17:38:40 <Donald_Trump> he's my robot
17:38:51 <Donald_Trump> bozo got no hope now lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:38:59 <TheRon> Donald_Trump: hows the ban going?
17:39:18 Kick: Donald_Trump was kicked by Kezzie (enough of the bullshit)
17:39:19 Join: Donald_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:39:20 <lx> Why are you here?
17:39:27 <Donald_Trump> which one ronaldo?
17:39:37 <TheRon> the one on muslims
17:39:51 <TheRon> but not the muslims from the rich countries
17:40:02 <Donald_Trump> it's going as well as the muslim/iraqi ban obama put in place in 2011
17:40:19 <b1rd> rich muslims are usually well mannered
17:40:23 <b1rd> althoug there are exceptions
17:40:45 <b1rd> the terrorists give them a bad name
17:40:58 <Donald_Trump> TheRon not sure u should ask Obozo as the bans are from the countries he identified as being dangerous
17:41:19 <b1rd> he's doing good work
17:41:22 <b1rd> props to Donald_Trump
17:41:33 <Donald_Trump> dont worry im sure we will pick up the slack, we cant get enough of sudan and somalian's here
17:41:49 <b1rd> this makes me sad
17:41:50 <Donald_Trump> hopefully we can take an extra few million of them
17:41:54 <TheRon> just happen to not be saudi, kuwait or UAE
17:41:55 <b1rd> we needz wall too
17:42:00 <b1rd> no way Donald_Trump
17:42:02 <Donald_Trump> TheRon you will have to ask obama
17:42:05 <Donald_Trump> it's his list
17:42:10 <b1rd> it will be more work for us
17:42:23 <b1rd> we only want goodies
17:42:43 <TheRon> wasn't obama Saudi?
17:42:47 <Devil45> perhaps the goodies can fix the mess in progress
17:42:49 <Donald_Trump> Obama is funded by saudi arabia, uae, kuwait, qatar... so that is probably your answer
17:42:53 <b1rd> he was indonesian
17:43:00 <b1rd> born there anyway isnt it?
17:43:03 <Devil45> i thought obama was born in hawaii
17:43:03 <b1rd> who knows tho
17:43:11 <Donald_Trump> yes Barry was born in indonesia
17:43:24 <TheRon> osama, my mistake
17:43:25 <b1rd> nar, born US, parents travelled alot
17:43:29 <b1rd> ohh
17:43:34 <b1rd> osama nfi
17:43:55 <Donald_Trump> Barry Soetoro
17:44:05 <TheRon> i thought osama came from a rich family in saudi
17:44:11 <o_> osama was saudi, one of 54 children of a billionaire industrialist
17:44:23 <b1rd> Mess.
17:44:25 <b1rd> lol
17:44:33 <b1rd> what a mess, 54 kids
17:45:00 <TheRon> where they really catholic?
17:45:05 <o_> hundreds of cousins all called bin laden
17:45:10 <b1rd> in theory if you can support them.. why not.. but look what happened hey
17:45:11 <o_> sucks to be them
17:45:22 <b1rd> he was building an army of kids hey
17:45:34 <b1rd> little spies and shit
17:45:35 <b1rd> lol
17:45:44 <Donald_Trump> Obozo's administration was crawling with appointees from the Muslim Brotherhood, so if u are wondering why none of the 'rich' muslim countries were on the list, that is probably why
17:45:51 <o_> not catholic, rich muslims are much more procductive than catholics
17:45:54 <TheRon> tasmanians are all one family
17:46:08 <o_> 4 wives, constantly pregnant
17:46:08 <b1rd> LOL
17:46:14 <b1rd> sweet
17:46:15 <b1rd> good life
17:46:34 <o_> obama was born in hawaii, his father was kenyan
17:46:50 <b1rd> yep
17:46:51 <Donald_Trump> fake birth certificate
17:46:57 <b1rd> narr
17:46:58 <o_> his mother's next partner was indonesian and they lived in indonesia for a few years
17:47:08 <b1rd> if it was fake how to prove?
17:47:11 <Donald_Trump> born in indo, real name Barry Soetoro
17:47:13 <TheRon> obama the best president since reagan
17:47:22 <b1rd> i could be born in indo for all you people know
17:47:31 <b1rd> but nothing wrong with indonesia apart from well..
17:47:32 <b1rd> lol
17:47:35 Kick: Donald_Trump was kicked by ChanOP ([Devil45] you are fake - you arent even american)
17:47:35 Join: Donald_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:47:36 <lx> Hey ChanOP, you wanna fix the room ventilation? It's suddenly become very stuffy!
17:47:37 <b1rd> terrorists
17:47:38 <Lumeah> Hmm
17:47:39 <lx> ...ah huh...
17:47:49 <Donald_Trump> obama = one of the worst presidents in history
17:47:59 <Donald_Trump> go look at syria lol
17:48:05 <b1rd> lolol
17:48:07 <o_> john mccain was born in panama
17:48:07 <b1rd> yeh
17:48:08 <b1rd> oooops
17:48:22 <o_> nobody questioned his birthright to run for president
17:48:36 <TheRon> but he's white
17:48:42 <b1rd> was in the cinema one time, and was preview of some movie, and was ike big fire bombing like, and i yell out SYRIA
17:48:43 <b1rd> lol
17:48:50 <b1rd> bit of a gaffe
17:48:55 <Devil45> great way to clear a room b1rd
17:48:55 <o_> everybody's white
17:48:58 <b1rd> hey look, its syria
17:48:59 <b1rd> lol
17:49:05 <b1rd> lol Devil45
17:49:08 <Devil45> almost as good as farting in an elevator
17:49:19 <Devil45> then blaming the fat man behind you
17:49:20 <b1rd> nothing wrong with it Devil45
17:49:22 <b1rd> for da lulz
17:49:31 <b1rd> yeh why not
17:49:36 <Donald_Trump> b1rd is one of da ganGstAh
17:49:36 <b1rd> :p
17:49:36 <Donald_Trump> s
17:49:51 <TheRon> farting in an elevator do you own up or just let it fester?
17:49:54 <Donald_Trump> good mates with strumbo
17:50:24 <Devil45> deny everything
17:50:42 <TheRon> but he who denied it, supplied it
17:51:04 <Devil45> he who smelt it dealt it (as another saying goes)
17:51:15 <Donald_Trump> props tho as the saying goes
17:52:35 <TheRon> i'd just put my hand up and say "my bad!"
17:59:08 Join: ^bozojim ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:59:34 <Kezzie> hugs jim
17:59:39 <Kezzie> `voice ^bozojim
17:59:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ^bozojim
17:59:52 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
17:59:56 <^bozojim> thank you love
18:00:05 <TheRon> geez get a room! :P
18:00:29 <Kezzie> parden TheRon ??
18:00:30 <^bozojim> TheRon, shut up
18:01:11 <Donald_Trump> bozo, b1rd talks on my behalf, u are never gunna catch me son lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:01:19 <Kezzie> if i want to give jim a hug has nothing to do with you TheRon
18:01:33 Kick: Donald_Trump was kicked by Kezzie (Kezzie)
18:01:33 Join: Donald_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:01:35 <lx> The next candidate for the 'Tosser Turfing Trial' has just arrived!
18:01:42 <^bozojim> and if I want to say anything to Kezzie is is not your concern
18:01:50 <Kezzie> agree
18:01:52 <TheRon> just to be clear i was kidding
18:02:09 <Kezzie> well it didnt come out that way TheRon
18:02:26 <TheRon> with the tongue poking out
18:02:43 <JedStar> Well havent I sat down at an interesting time
18:02:43 <JedStar> LOL
18:02:53 <^bozojim> hello JedStar
18:03:00 <Kezzie> trump shut the fuck up also
18:03:04 <JedStar> Howdy Jim
18:03:04 <Donald_Trump> lol TheRon, no point explaining yourself, kicks/bans for dumb reason are the norm around here
18:03:10 <JedStar> How are you on this fine evening???
18:03:14 <Kezzie> for me to swear i am pissed off btw
18:03:16 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
18:03:22 <JedStar> kicks/bans are for dumb arses like you Donald_Trump
18:03:22 <Donald_Trump> howdy JedStar, how are things?
18:03:23 <JedStar> :D
18:03:28 <JedStar> Fucked
18:03:30 <JedStar> But who cares
18:03:31 <JedStar> LOL
18:03:40 <Kezzie> lol
18:03:48 <Kezzie> i dont jeds lol
18:03:59 <JedStar> Im not at work
18:03:59 <^bozojim> I think his lack of mental congnicience and ability cannot work it out
18:04:01 <b1rd> loflololol
18:04:04 <b1rd> yes
18:04:05 <JedStar> So I dont have to care
18:04:06 <b1rd> who cares indeed
18:04:11 <b1rd> ;-]
18:04:12 <JedStar> I get paid to care at work
18:04:13 <JedStar> LOL
18:04:21 <b1rd> comes home. bahhh
18:04:28 <^bozojim> !ttop10
18:04:28 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2961) 2. Devil45(1297) 3. Kezzie(545) 4. chookmagnet(368) 5. lisa-(324) 6. Guest900(286) 7. President_Trump(205) 8. Raichu(201) 9. JedStar(155) 10. ^bozojim(124)
18:04:33 <b1rd> ohh damn
18:04:40 * b1rd blushes
18:04:50 <Kezzie> motor mouth b1rd lol
18:04:52 <^bozojim> well look at that, can it be interpreted we ha ve another waffler
18:04:52 <JedStar> wow
18:04:56 <JedStar> I appear in the list
18:04:57 <b1rd> tape my mouth up i will
18:05:03 <b1rd> my e-mouth
18:05:14 <Kezzie> woohoo JedStar there'
18:05:25 <Devil45> the thing is no one believes anything chumpanzee says since he is a liar
18:05:29 <^bozojim> although I cna talkm I got two thousand two hundred and seventy six words last twenty four hours
18:05:47 <^bozojim> and look at Donald_Trump thinking I will never catch him
18:05:53 <Kezzie> i told b1rd u can jump him jim lol
18:05:53 <b1rd> greetings bozojim
18:06:00 <Devil45> he would need a brain in order to do that jim
18:06:01 * ^bozojim goes out to see if he can pass Donald_Trump without trying
18:06:03 <b1rd> lol Kezzie
18:06:09 <^bozojim> hello b1rd
18:06:16 <Devil45> but chump doesnt have a brain
18:06:17 <b1rd> jim would jump me, not other way round
18:06:21 <Donald_Trump> bozo we all know we need to divide your words by 10 coz they are rubbish, and multiply my words by 10 because they are quality
18:06:23 <b1rd> :D
18:06:28 <b1rd> bird don't fly
18:06:33 <b1rd> not this one
18:06:44 <b1rd> lolol
18:06:53 <^bozojim> but Donald_Trump if that is all your words are all tripe, mud, trash and garbage
18:06:57 <Kezzie> lol
18:06:57 <Devil45> shame we cant multiply your iq by 10 chump - as if we did it would still come out in the minus
18:07:04 <TheRon> Donald_Trump: i hear the canadians are gonna get a wall and get the US to pay for it
18:07:06 <^bozojim> hello Devil45
18:07:10 <Devil45> theres jim
18:07:13 <TheRon> to keep the americans out
18:07:16 <^bozojim> high five that is a godo one
18:07:16 <b1rd> lol TheRon
18:07:26 <Donald_Trump> Devil45 if u multiple a minus number by ten it will never be positive, u dumb? lolz
18:07:37 <b1rd> hahha
18:07:42 <b1rd> comebackz
18:08:00 <^bozojim> Donald_Trump cannot help it after all I think he no longer has access to any of the matter that they use to share fro a brain as all I see is dribble coming from him
18:08:02 <Devil45> wrong question
18:08:03 <^Roshanda^> don't feed his ego its giving him a huge head which makes his balls small
18:08:12 <Devil45> he has balls?
18:08:17 <^bozojim> and when I was nursing we had a cure for the dribble from people like him
18:08:17 <^Roshanda^> nah
18:08:27 <b1rd> big balls are ESSENTIAL for my life
18:08:33 <Kezzie> lol
18:08:35 <^Roshanda^> they aint dropped yet well thats what melanoma says
18:08:37 <b1rd> lolol
18:08:39 <b1rd> truth
18:08:43 <b1rd> brainpower comes second
18:08:48 <^bozojim> we use to send in the deep sleep therapist, Rig O Mortis to do some deep sleep tontine therapy
18:08:50 <b1rd> balls first
18:08:52 <Devil45> not you b1rd - was talking about donald chumpanzee.
18:08:57 <Donald_Trump> lols roshy, where is melanoma? i dont care do u?
18:09:03 <b1rd> oh k
18:09:05 <b1rd> sry
18:09:10 <^Roshanda^> guess b1rds balls havent dropped either
18:09:13 <^Roshanda^> he took it personally
18:09:28 <b1rd> lol
18:09:33 <b1rd> rough times from poshy
18:09:35 <^bozojim> hello ^Roshanda^
18:09:36 <^bozojim> hugs
18:09:47 <b1rd> care to measure up balls roshy?
18:09:51 <^Roshanda^> hey hugs jim
18:09:58 <b1rd> piss contest bro
18:10:13 * ^bozojim mixes Donald_Trump a nice tthick shake that will also put him into a peaceful nice deep sleep
18:10:24 <b1rd> lololol
18:10:53 <Devil45> why does it smell like cyanide jim?
18:10:56 <Devil45> ;p
18:11:00 <b1rd> sounds like what the CIA did to him lolol
18:11:06 <b1rd> loll Devil45
18:11:10 <^Roshanda^> lol
18:11:15 <Kezzie> lol
18:11:33 <^bozojim> no cyanide in it, I save that for Exo
18:11:36 <Exo> LOL bozojim
18:11:43 <Exo> evening ladies n gents
18:11:49 <^bozojim> he likes the quadruple concentrated version
18:11:55 <^bozojim> good evening Exo
18:12:24 * ^bozojim makes up a bana cyanide for Exo just for you to kick back and enjoy
18:12:27 <Devil45> the exo-skeleton has arrived
18:12:29 <^bozojim> banana
18:12:33 <Exo> what's cookin good lookin
18:12:42 <Kezzie> arvo exooooooooo
18:12:51 <Exo> i'd like a cyanide hennessy
18:12:54 <^bozojim> I have got a sandwish tonight
18:12:59 <Kezzie> behave the boss is here now ppl lol
18:12:59 <Exo> howdy Devil Kezza :-)
18:13:13 <Exo> who has been misbehaving today?
18:13:19 <Kezzie> trump
18:13:25 * Exo takes out the old crowbar
18:13:29 <Lumeah> b1rd:
18:13:33 <Kezzie> lol
18:13:37 <Lumeah> Hehe
18:13:40 <Donald_Trump> lol yeah right, thats just your default answer Kezzie
18:13:41 <Kezzie> Lumeah been cheeky
18:13:44 * ^bozojim sits down and awaits the crowing for his doubling of Exos score
18:13:47 <Lumeah> Yup
18:13:55 <Exo> i'm pretty sure jim is scheming a plan to get trump into his dungeon for some good old torture
18:14:03 <^bozojim> hello Lumeah
18:14:06 <Kezzie> yep
18:14:07 <Donald_Trump> dont worry Kezzie, Lumeah is my gf, i will tell her to behave
18:14:08 <Devil45> chumpanzee but thats normal for him since the local zoo is closed for renovation
18:14:19 <TheRon> that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotling, losing my religion
18:14:21 <Lumeah> ... I am?
18:14:23 <^Roshanda^> hang him upside down by his toes and lil testicals
18:14:26 <Kezzie> trump i am sure Lumeah can do as she likes
18:14:41 <Lumeah> ... Who's gf am i?
18:14:46 <Exo> lool
18:14:56 Kick: Donald_Trump was kicked by Kezzie (more lies i seee poor lumeah)
18:14:57 Join: Donald_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:14:58 <lx> Now here's a classic example of what we were talking about... a complete all-round tosser!
18:15:17 <Kezzie> trumps g/f it seams Lumeah lucky you lol
18:15:24 <^Roshanda^> forget tosser lx its wanker
18:15:25 <lx> Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
18:15:32 <TheRon> Lumeah can't be my gf, i haven't seen her naked
18:16:06 <Lumeah> Hehe
18:16:09 <Kezzie> Lumeah have you got a boyfriend in here ??????????
18:16:15 <Lumeah> Hmm..
18:16:16 <lx> ...ah huh...
18:16:19 <Kezzie> lol
18:16:37 <Kezzie> Exo u 2 timing Jules now ??
18:16:46 <Exo> nah
18:16:56 <Exo> i ain'nt no sleaze like jim and trump
18:17:02 <Kezzie> lol
18:17:05 <Devil45> jims not a sleaze but chump is
18:17:11 <Lumeah> Lol
18:17:23 <Donald_Trump> jimbo is a sleaze, but for men not women
18:17:23 <Kezzie> lol
18:17:34 <Devil45> no thats you again, chumpboy
18:18:02 <Kezzie> gee how many times u been kicked now trumps ???
18:18:15 <Exo> !top10 kicks
18:18:17 <StatsOP> Top10(kicks): 1. ChanOP(853) 2. goddess_of_Cath^(192) 3. chookmagnet(113) 4. Kezzie^(66) 5. Glenn(60) 6. Lwaxana(42) 7. Exo(38) 8. DoC(22) 9. Kezzie(17) 10. Jules(16)
18:18:23 * ^bozojim Kezzie would you like me to take Exo out and deal with him for you
18:18:29 <TheRon> more kicks than holy holm
18:18:41 <Kezzie> Devil45 u not in the kick list for kicking yet lol
18:18:57 <Devil45> not unless there isa top20
18:19:01 <Kezzie> no jim exo my cyber son in law
18:19:13 <Devil45> if there isnt then no im not in the list kez
18:19:16 <^bozojim> now Exo I dod warn you about this and what would happen if I heard about you
18:19:27 <TheRon> implies you have a cyber son or daughter?
18:19:27 <Exo> me and lovely jules are net married
18:19:37 <Exo> even against the objection of jim and skyfire
18:19:39 <Kezzie> !top20 kicks
18:19:42 <StatsOP> Top20(kicks): 11. Devil45(9) 12. ^bozojim(7) 13. Kezzie1(3) 14. wilson(3) 15. LwaXmas(3) 16. JedStar(1) 17. NeXus(1) 18. SkyFire(1) 19. Cath^(1) 20. Raichu(1)
18:19:50 <Kezzie> there u r Devil45
18:19:52 Join: GaTe-KeePeR ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:19:55 <Devil45> :D
18:20:02 Part: TiMe-KeePeR ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:20:07 Nick: GaTe-KeePeR is now known as TiMe-KeePeR
18:20:28 <Kezzie> hi TiMe-KeePeR
18:21:17 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:21:24 <^Roshanda^> or is it ReCtUm-WrEcKeR
18:21:36 <Exo> the keeper of time
18:21:52 <Exo> has tisk the piss been on lately?
18:22:27 <^Roshanda^> he probably piSSSed off
18:22:30 <b1rd> Donald_Trump, stop trying to claim Lumeah is ya misses
18:22:42 <Kezzie> i thought b1rd was aka tisk lol
18:22:48 <b1rd> nar
18:22:51 <b1rd> not tisk
18:22:55 <Kezzie> ok
18:23:09 <b1rd> i can speak like him
18:23:13 <b1rd> OG mode you see
18:23:15 <Devil45> anyone can speak like tisk
18:23:19 <b1rd> lol
18:23:20 <b1rd> go on
18:23:32 <Kezzie> lol
18:23:35 <Devil45> anyone who knows him (i do not)
18:23:41 <^Roshanda^> but can they make crappy drugged fucked music like him
18:24:06 <b1rd> i FRIED MAN
18:24:10 <Kezzie> tisk is always high on drugs when he is in here
18:24:11 <b1rd> yeahhhh boiiii
18:24:15 <b1rd> lol
18:24:20 <Devil45> if i really wanted to i could type like george
18:24:22 <b1rd> lets go out rakkin'
18:24:25 <^Roshanda^> oh man
18:24:30 <^Roshanda^> where the hell did that idiot go
18:24:32 <b1rd> got ya back mannnn
18:24:33 <b1rd> lol
18:24:41 <b1rd> joined the mongrels
18:24:42 <b1rd> apparently
18:24:46 <b1rd> he won't be back
18:24:54 <TheRon> can you take chicks out pig shooting on the first date?
18:25:12 <Kezzie> yuck
18:25:27 <TheRon> whats wrong with pig shooting?
18:25:45 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
18:25:54 <Kezzie> my neice loves to go and do that
18:25:58 <Kezzie> niece
18:26:14 <TheRon> see some women like it
18:26:33 <Kezzie> she lives in forbes
18:26:59 <TheRon> probably just what you do out there
18:27:07 <Kezzie> yes
18:27:14 <Kezzie> but i wouldnt do it
18:27:39 <^bozojim> wild boar is good to eat
18:28:17 <Kezzie> my niece posts photos of dead pigs on fb yuck
18:28:23 <Kezzie> they kill
18:28:33 <TheRon> my dream weddng, a shed a pig and a couple of kegs
18:29:17 <Kezzie> Exo valentines day this month dont forget me pls
18:29:25 Join: MrMW ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:29:28 <TheRon> maybe the the living end as the band
18:29:33 <Kezzie> hi MrMW
18:29:50 <TheRon> MrMW: let's all meet up in the year 2000
18:30:24 <MrMW> r we all pissed yet?
18:30:33 <Kezzie> nope
18:30:34 <TheRon> 4th stubbie
18:30:37 <MrMW> lets party like its 1999!!!
18:31:29 <TheRon> we'll make iy up to you in the year 2000
18:31:59 <MrMW> im in a Madonna mood
18:32:08 <TheRon> true blue?
18:32:18 <MrMW> always
18:32:31 <MrMW> i gfive u love and u..u turn the key
18:33:53 <MrMW> one is such a lonely number!!
18:34:07 <TheRon> love that song
18:34:15 <MrMW> me too!!
18:34:22 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:34:25 <MrMW> im madly in love with Madonna!!
18:34:32 <MrMW> well i was in 1990
18:34:33 <MrMW> lol
18:34:45 <TheRon> one is the lonliest number that you'll ever do
18:34:46 <MrMW> shes old and festy now
18:36:19 <MrMW> i only had 6 beers at lunch at work today
18:36:23 <MrMW> just got home
18:36:53 <TheRon> did you play some shonky darts at lunch?
18:37:07 <MrMW> no darts in my fav pub
18:37:25 <TheRon> damn
18:37:36 <MrMW> but...throwing sharp objects and alcohol r a great idea
18:37:56 <TheRon> little river band - the other guy
18:41:37 <lisa-> i can't listen to anyone but frank turner
18:41:37 Join: Lwaxana ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:41:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
18:41:42 <lisa-> for like the last 2 years
18:41:45 <Kezzie> hi Lwaxana
18:41:46 <lisa-> hi Lwaxana :)
18:41:49 <^bozojim> hello lisa-
18:41:53 <^bozojim> evening Lwaxana
18:41:54 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:41:57 <Lwaxana> ello peoplez
18:41:58 <Kezzie> hi amelia
18:42:00 <lisa-> hey ^bozojim
18:42:09 <amelia> sup Kezzie
18:42:11 <amelia> alohaaaa
18:42:17 <^bozojim> hello amelia
18:42:23 <amelia> hey jim
18:43:12 <lisa-> might be beer o'clock soon
18:43:23 <^bozojim> not for me I have a pot of tea here
18:44:52 <MrMW> la isla bonita!!!
18:45:34 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrnZv7fHGSE
18:45:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1978 Little River Band - Lady (Jul 16, 2012) Length: 4:52 - Category: Music - 1,146,568 views views - 7,458 likes (97.7%), 178 dislikes (2.3%)
18:45:54 <lisa-> going to see james taylor in 2 weeks
18:45:55 <lisa-> woohoo
18:45:58 <lisa-> yay for old people
18:46:05 <MrMW> spewtube
18:46:07 <lisa-> (and bernard fanning)
18:46:34 <TheRon> i like bernard and james
18:46:37 <MrMW> wish u well
18:46:44 <TheRon> songbird
18:46:47 <lisa-> me too! will be a great show
18:46:56 <lisa-> seen bernard lots of times
18:47:03 <lisa-> most recently last oct
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18:47:17 <^bozojim> It has been years since I went to a show like that
18:47:31 <TheRon> bernard and kasey chambers in ballarat $100
18:47:36 <lisa-> i can't live without live music
18:47:38 <^bozojim> last one I went too was the Seekers at teh Adelaide Entertainment Centre
18:47:39 <TheRon> only wanna pay $50
18:47:43 <MrMW> bernard fanning is a 1 hit wonder
18:47:44 <lisa-> oh yeah kasey chambers is there too
18:47:47 <lisa-> but i don't like her
18:47:52 <lisa-> no he's not
18:47:53 <TheRon> who does?
18:48:00 <lisa-> he's been around for 20+ years heh
18:48:11 <^bozojim> James taylor is good
18:48:18 <TheRon> would you see glenn shorrock and brian cadd?
18:48:29 <Kezzie> brb
18:48:30 <lx> No probs Kezzie...
18:48:36 <lisa-> i'd go see almost anyone
18:48:36 <^bozojim> hurry back Kezzie
18:48:56 <lisa-> anyone who plays half decent music
18:49:01 <lisa-> with instruments and not computers
18:49:08 <TheRon> that's right
18:49:20 <MrMW> Tina time
18:50:04 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
18:50:04 <lisa-> used to go to 3-4 shows a week when i lived in california
18:50:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kenny Rogers - The Gambler (1978) (May 19, 2012) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 19,572,056 views views - 78,295 likes (96.7%), 2,693 dislikes (3.3%)
18:50:08 <lisa-> i miss that so much
18:50:24 <MrMW> whats love got to do with it
18:50:29 <^bozojim> I like live shows and opera and plays
18:50:52 <^bozojim> the ring cycle they use to ahve was good I would get a hear subscription to the shows
18:51:39 <^bozojim> and went to all the shows put on by the state theatre and adelaide festival centre
18:53:01 <^bozojim> !ttop10
18:53:02 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(3087) 2. Devil45(1443) 3. Kezzie(723) 4. ^bozojim(480) 5. Guest900(475) 6. lisa-(442) 7. chookmagnet(368) 8. President_Trump(289) 9. Raichu(201) 10. ^Roshanda^(167)
18:54:17 <^bozojim> look at that, I am now two hundred words ahead of Donald_Trump
18:54:20 <MrMW> Kate Cebrano................Brave
18:54:49 <TheRon> john denver - take me home, country roads
18:55:27 <^bozojim> that is a good song
18:55:54 <Exo> take jim home to a place he belongs
18:55:58 <Exo> wet on wellington
18:56:24 <^bozojim> no Exo that si your dungeon place and where you regulary get kicked otu of
18:56:54 <MrMW> take me home, country roads....but dont put fuel in my plane and crash and die
18:56:59 <Exo> why would i get kicked out of my own dungeon
18:57:07 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:57:08 <^bozojim> and I think that is where they pick you up from and take you to the cells to dry out
18:57:18 <Exo> uncalled 4 mrmark
18:57:24 <MrMW> ehehehe
18:57:31 <TheRon> rocky mountain high
18:57:33 <^bozojim> not the dungeon but the bar
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18:57:37 <lx> Damn... there goes the neighbourhood!
18:57:43 <^bozojim> good evening Glenn :)
18:57:52 <Glenn> Hi there ^bozojim! :))
18:58:29 <^bozojim> whe you have mad a skin full Exo
18:58:36 <Donald_Trump> evening Glennda!
18:58:41 <Donald_Trump> evening Nice1!
18:58:43 <Donald_Trump> (i)
18:58:55 <Kezzie> hi Nice1
18:59:03 <Kezzie> arvo Glenn hugss
18:59:24 <Kezzie> i half here trying to stand on sore leg in kitchen
18:59:42 <Glenn> Kezzie!!!!!!!! {{HUGS}}}
18:59:43 <^bozojim> careful Kezzie
19:00:25 <Kezzie> will seee my specialist tomorrow and hope to find out why leg getting worse jim
19:00:45 <^bozojim> i hope they cna find out why and I do hope it is not an infection
19:00:57 <Donald_Trump> Glennda from now on i want hugs
19:01:07 <MrMW> hope u ok Kezzie
19:01:16 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... you probably have a bone in it Kezzie. My mother always used to tell that when I had a sore leg or arm.
19:01:22 <Glenn> She was right too! :)
19:01:53 <Glenn> Donald_Trump: :P~~~~~
19:02:03 <Kezzie> smarty Glenn
19:02:15 <^bozojim> I say hug him into a long holiday
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19:02:42 Part: TiMe-KeePeR ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:02:46 * Kezzie wonders who glennda is lol
19:02:47 Nick: GaTe-KeePeR is now known as TiMe-KeePeR
19:03:01 <TheRon> leaving on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again
19:03:15 * Glenn looks around the channel suspiciously... >_<
19:03:16 <^bozojim> It is Donald_Trumps way of thinking Glenn is and as he has no matter between his ears it comes out that way
19:03:31 <Kezzie> thts a old song TheRon
19:03:38 <TheRon> it sure is
19:03:51 <MrMW> walkin on broken glass...
19:03:58 <Kezzie> gee Glenn u didnt tell me you fancied trump lol
19:04:11 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:04:12 <lx> Tossers always welcomed down the passage, 3rd door on the left!
19:04:13 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
19:04:19 <Glenn> Bugger
19:04:22 <Kezzie> oh here is the other one
19:04:32 <TheRon> john denver is underrated
19:04:39 <^bozojim> when we use to see my late grand fatehr at the Walkerville Nursing home no matter what time we came hoem saturday night the same place on would come take me home, country roads
19:04:42 <Kezzie> i liked his music
19:05:18 <Kezzie> @mp3 Katy Perry - Roar {2013}.mp3 (9062704 bytes 24kbps MONO)
19:05:20 Join: ynnoB ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:05:57 <Kezzie> wb bonny
19:06:01 <Kezzie> `voice ynnoB
19:06:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ynnoB
19:06:12 * ^bozojim makes Kezzie a cuppa
19:06:19 <Kezzie> ty
19:06:22 <TheRon> thank god i'm a country boy
19:06:22 <Donald_Trump> Kezzie: i find Glennda very attractive, and she fancies me too, we make a lovely couple :)
19:06:41 <^bozojim> Kezzie can you give him a one hour think
19:06:42 <Kezzie> so happy for you both lol
19:07:35 <^bozojim> I love it
19:07:48 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:07:54 <Kezzie> lol
19:08:10 * ^bozojim smacks Exo around totally
19:08:21 <Kezzie> rofl
19:09:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone op pong
19:09:28 <^bozojim> someone ban him as i think asking for ops gets one kicked
19:09:50 <lisa-> ya must be a newb or a troll to ask for ops
19:09:52 <Kezzie> pong beg for ops again and get a ban
19:09:53 <lisa-> everyone knows that :P
19:10:11 <Glenn> * ChanOP sets mode: +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:10:16 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1ex78QeQI
19:10:17 <Kezzie> lol
19:10:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight (1976) (Jun 21, 2010) Length: 2:56 - Category: Music - 1,726,059 views views - 4,682 likes (95.6%), 215 dislikes (4.4%)
19:10:28 <Glenn> Done!
19:10:32 <^bozojim> you see [[[[[pong]]]]] is one of our serial trolls
19:10:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no u tell lies
19:10:47 <lisa-> ahhh
19:11:06 <Donald_Trump> PONG IS A GOOD MAN
19:11:09 Kick: [[[[[pong]]]]] was kicked by Kezzie (stop begging for ops you will never get them)
19:11:20 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:11:20 <TheRon> no pong?
19:11:21 <lx> While you're here, you're also depriving a village of its idiot!
19:11:24 <^bozojim> and stop yelling Donald_Trump
19:11:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> when did pong beg kezzie
19:11:59 <Kezzie> scroll pong
19:12:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how is that beg
19:12:35 <Kezzie> i call it a beg
19:12:52 <^bozojim> well lx you see [[[[[pong]]]]] is not only the village idiot but one of our finest here
19:12:52 <lx> It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
19:13:07 <Kezzie> lol
19:13:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> even bart hates u jimmy
19:14:14 <^bozojim> different to what I get from him
19:14:25 <TheRon> blinded by the light
19:15:28 <MrMW> Coldplay...Paradise
19:15:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl say he has betteer breath than u
19:15:31 <^bozojim> blinded by a heriditary disease
19:15:44 <^bozojim> is that the best you can do
19:16:04 <^bozojim> I heard you applied for a job as a platofrn buffer [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:16:13 <TheRon> i actually do some work with vision australia
19:16:16 <^bozojim> platform
19:18:46 <TheRon> i play lawn bowls, i help vison impaired bowlers play indoor bias bowls
19:18:56 <^bozojim> ok
19:19:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> help jimmy he need help
19:19:22 <^bozojim> I can play bias bowls thank you
19:19:23 <Kezzie> brb
19:19:24 <lx> That was a quick visit Kezzie...
19:19:30 <^bozojim> hurry back Kezzie
19:19:42 <^bozojim> would be more fun if [[[[[pong]]]]] was the target
19:19:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she need a big smelly poo
19:19:49 * ^bozojim would get the cannon out
19:22:13 <^bozojim> and uses it to bowl a ball at [[[[[pong]]]]]
19:23:15 Kick: [[[[[pong]]]]] was kicked by Kezzie (i would be careful what you type about me)
19:23:24 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:23:25 <lx> They say "Brains aren't everything." In your case, they're nothing.
19:23:55 <^bozojim> so verry true lx
19:23:55 <lx> There are two reasons for doing things... a very good reason and the real reason.
19:25:29 <TheRon> oh sugar, oh honey honey
19:25:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want to rub bare bums back to back
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19:26:35 <Exo> jim would u take that offer
19:26:41 Part: TiMe-KeePeR ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:26:41 <MrMW> aint no hollaback girl!!
19:26:45 Nick: GaTe-KeePeR is now known as TiMe-KeePeR
19:26:47 <^bozojim> ewwww
19:26:49 <JedStar> Evening all
19:26:49 <JedStar> :D
19:26:55 <Exo> jedson jones
19:26:55 <^bozojim> evening JedStar
19:27:09 <JedStar> Exo son
19:27:12 <JedStar> Jim Jones
19:27:13 <JedStar> :P
19:27:19 <JedStar> How are you both my brothers?
19:27:35 <Glenn> Hi JedStar! :)
19:27:43 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
19:27:45 <TheRon> la la la lola
19:27:45 <JedStar> Glenn sir
19:27:46 <JedStar> :D
19:27:52 <^bozojim> Exo is looking for a brusin
19:28:02 <^bozojim> but with him, that is totally normal
19:28:17 <Glenn> Any time people call me that, I wonder how they spelt it! :P
19:28:26 <JedStar> Isnt Exo always looking for a brusin???
19:28:33 Part: TheRon ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:28:38 <JedStar> What do you mean Glenn?
19:28:40 <^bozojim> well, yes he is more so when he starts it
19:28:43 Mode: (by JedStar) +v Glenn
19:29:08 <Glenn> English teacher joke.
19:30:14 <MrMW> jesus h christ no
19:30:14 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #sydney
19:30:20 <Glenn> Cath^!!!!
19:30:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
19:30:23 <^bozojim> good evening Cath^
19:30:40 <Cath^> Glenn!!!
19:30:51 <Cath^> hi ^bozojim
19:30:59 <Cath^> how are we?
19:31:09 <^bozojim> I am not top spot yet as I have not spoken enough
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19:31:13 <^bozojim> I am good thanks
19:31:15 <Kezzie> hi Cath^ bbs eating tea
19:31:23 <^bozojim> but I will say I have now doubled Exos score
19:31:24 <Cath^> hi Kez
19:31:32 <Cath^> o.o
19:31:41 <Cath^> hmm
19:31:41 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:31:42 <HellBillyDeluxe> Evening ^bozojim, Kezzie and Goddess of cath
19:32:12 <Cath^> hi hillbilly
19:33:35 <Cath^> !seen Exo
19:33:37 <StatsOP> Cath^, Exo is right here!
19:34:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii hillibilly
19:35:20 <Exo> hello Cathy ! :)
19:35:29 <^bozojim> I had to sort Exo out the last coupleof nights Cath^
19:35:36 <^bozojim> he has become rather unruly
19:36:00 <^bozojim> so I had to, shall I say, have a quiet talk with him
19:38:29 <^bozojim> and Cath^ the only reason Exo is on tonight as I put in a godo word for him to Vic police and instead of taking him to the cells to sober up they took him home
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19:40:05 <Cath^> haha
19:40:09 <Cath^> Exo!!
19:40:29 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:40:54 * ^bozojim heard from Exos own mouth that he spends at least 4 nights a week in sober up
19:41:09 <Cath^> :o
19:41:15 <Exo> what have u been smoking jim
19:41:22 <Exo> some hard hitting stuff
19:41:30 <^bozojim> I can get it out the log if you want
19:41:41 <Cath^> haha
19:42:33 <^bozojim> <@Exo> Jim, don't tell anyone but I get picked up to get sober in the cells 4 nights a week
19:42:39 <^bozojim> there you are
19:46:30 <^bozojim> It is ok Exo we understand
19:46:47 * ^bozojim sits in the model chatters chair with halo above him
19:47:52 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) Quit: Colloquy for iPod touch - http://colloquy.mobi
19:49:08 <^bozojim> the hardest stuff I have had today is a line and soda
19:49:27 <amelia> a line of what?
19:49:45 <^bozojim> oops
19:49:46 <amelia> are you on the nose candy jimmy
19:49:49 <^bozojim> a lime and soda
19:49:54 <amelia> you need to settle pal
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19:50:44 <^bozojim> Exo and I always pikc on each other like this
19:50:51 <^bozojim> it is perfectly normal
19:51:38 <Kezzie> they just having fun amelia
19:51:43 <Kezzie> anyway i bbs
19:51:47 <^bozojim> welcome back Kezzie
19:51:50 <amelia> haha im joking
19:51:53 <^bozojim> ok
19:52:40 <^bozojim> at times we belt eachother around senselessly
19:53:33 <Donald_Trump> <+^bozojim> the hardest stuff I have had today is a line and soda <--- drug addict
19:53:48 <^bozojim> I am not like you Donald_Trump
19:53:56 <Donald_Trump> u had a line today, i havent
19:54:39 <Donald_Trump> it all makes sense now, bozo cant drink alcohol so he gets stuck into the drugs
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19:54:58 <^bozojim> in your dreams
19:54:59 <Donald_Trump> probably meets up with his bf skyfire and they had a dandy time together
19:55:22 <^bozojim> look at the idiot make a bigger idiot of himself
19:55:54 <Donald_Trump> bozo and skyfire on a drug fueled rampage through tasmania lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:56:06 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:56:32 <b1rd> lol
20:09:52 <^bozojim> tomorrow is a shed day and it should be good, I hope
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20:13:21 <^bozojim> hello Zade
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20:14:23 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
20:14:26 <Zade> whats news?
20:14:31 <^bozojim> not a lor
20:14:33 <^bozojim> lot
20:14:50 <Zade> oh
20:16:03 <Glenn> Hi Zade! :)
20:16:26 <^bozojim> I am behaving myself and got my sushi plate out the kiln this afternoon glazed
20:16:29 <^bozojim> and I like it
20:16:37 <^bozojim> it is a soft honey colour
20:16:39 <Zade> hello Glenn
20:16:50 <Zade> nice one ^bozojim
20:17:11 <^bozojim> I did not want a white one as if I wanted white I would have gone out and purchased one
20:17:20 <^bozojim> so it is a light honey
20:17:24 Part: TiMe-KeePeR ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:17:39 Mode: (by Exo) +v Zade
20:17:44 <Exo> sexy zade
20:17:54 <^bozojim> welcome back Exo
20:17:58 <Zade> hotness Exo
20:18:03 <Zade> how are you?
20:18:14 <Kezzie> hi Zade
20:18:30 <Zade> hello Kezzie
20:18:38 <Exo> thanks m8
20:19:26 <Kezzie> valentines day this month Exo hint hint lol
20:19:36 Join: TiMe-KeePeR ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:19:55 <Zade> yeah what ya going to get me Exo?
20:19:59 * Exo takes out his pen and paper ready to write some totally romatic poems
20:20:09 <Kezzie> :)
20:20:17 <Donald_Trump> wot ya going to do when hulkamania runs wild on you
20:20:25 * ^bozojim thinks that is amazingthat Exo can even write
20:20:32 <Exo> gonna make u some breakfast in bed zade
20:20:42 <Exo> touche jim
20:20:43 <Exo> touche
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20:20:55 <^bozojim> it is ok Kezzie I do not think he will get the hint
20:21:04 <Zade> cool i will be happy with that, i like honey on my toast
20:21:09 <^bozojim> given he did not send you a Christmas present
20:21:21 <Kezzie> i still didnt get flowers in hosp off Exo jim lol
20:21:32 <^bozojim> I can believe it
20:21:51 * ^bozojim thinks Exo is waiting for the sour sobs to bloom so he cna get them for free
20:22:16 <^bozojim> and yellow is for cowardess that should say it all
20:23:24 * ^bozojim takes Exo out the back to give him another lesson on how to look after people
20:24:23 * Exo sips on some hennessy
20:25:34 * ^bozojim has some fresh lemon juice in mineral water
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20:27:33 <Kezzie> bbl maybe
20:27:33 <lx> The channel will be quiet without you Kezzie...
20:27:43 <^bozojim> hugs Kezzie
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20:31:09 <Glenn> ight.
20:31:15 <Glenn> Right.
20:31:15 Part: TiMe-KeePeR ([email protected]) from #sydney
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20:33:53 <Zade> i am sick of this cold weather
20:34:35 <ItsMeLenny> who's seen pearshape?
20:34:55 <barstard> Pussy Zade
20:35:38 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h9m53s]
20:36:13 <Zade> no thanks i live on the fourth floor so a cat is not a good idea, but thanks anyway barstard
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20:38:05 <barstard> Throw the cunt over
20:38:13 Part: TiMe-KeePeR ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:38:17 <barstard> Then follow it cat boy
20:38:17 Nick: GaTe-KeePeR is now known as TiMe-KeePeR
20:38:23 <Lwaxana> barstard ?????????
20:38:29 <Zade> think it would be more fun to throw you over
20:38:51 <Zade> and its not like you would be missed
20:38:54 <barstard> Would it now
20:39:10 <barstard> Wouldn't I?
20:39:29 <Donald_Trump> who wants to see the joke of the day?? http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats/
20:39:33 <Zade> no i dont think so
20:39:46 <barstard> And how did u come to this conclusion?
20:39:49 <barstard> U cock
20:39:54 <Zade> i am smart
20:40:04 <barstard> I see that
20:44:46 Nick: barstard is now known as Bastardly_0ne`
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20:46:01 <Exo> howdy skyfire
20:46:09 * Exo slaps Bastardly_0ne` around a bit with a large trout
20:46:57 <ChanOP> Where is bozojim ?????
20:46:58 <SkyFire> Hi
20:47:06 Mode: (by Exo) +v SkyFire
20:47:09 <Exo> whats crackin mate
20:47:10 <SkyFire> No idea
20:47:14 <SkyFire> I m
20:47:15 <Exo> hows the forums
20:47:26 <SkyFire> I'm on my iPad
20:47:37 <SkyFire> Chugging along
20:48:28 <SkyFire> !ttop10
20:48:29 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(3088) 2. Devil45(1443) 3. ^bozojim(1183) 4. Kezzie(867) 5. Guest900(548) 6. lisa-(459) 7. President_Trump(410) 8. chookmagnet(368) 9. Exo(210) 10. Raichu(201)
20:49:19 Nick: Bastardly_0ne` is now known as `Esk0bAr
20:49:19 <Raichu> Exo is alive
20:49:29 <^bozojim> I am here
20:49:35 <SkyFire> It is at times
20:49:52 <Sutekh> wtf Jim is being done like a bird tonight
20:50:07 <^bozojim> and look I am in third place and workign my way towards second
20:50:17 <^bozojim> as I am not a ranter like others in first place
20:50:22 <SkyFire> Going to have to work hard tonight Jim
20:50:29 <^bozojim> but look I am over one thousand words anyway
20:50:43 <^bozojim> I will let the ranter have top spot to show it up
20:50:52 <SkyFire> I'm not even on the list which is great
20:51:04 <^bozojim> and I do not have to work that hard anymore I am over double Exos score now
20:51:10 <Sutekh> not looking good for you winning tonight Jimbo
20:51:21 <^bozojim> I can handle that
20:51:25 <Zade> hello Sutekh
20:51:29 <`Esk0bAr> Gay cunts
20:51:36 <Sutekh> heya Zade
20:51:43 <^bozojim> good evening Sutekh
20:51:46 <Zade> how are you handsome?
20:52:08 <Sutekh> actually b1rd isnt talking so may be hope Jim
20:52:32 <Sutekh> Zade, i just put my blowup back in the cupboard
20:52:42 <^bozojim> that would mean I am nothign more than a total motor mouth
20:53:03 <Zade> give her bit of a rest
20:53:04 <^bozojim> ran out of air to blow it up Sutekh?
20:53:14 <Sutekh> :/
20:53:27 Part: `Madman (~`[email protected]) from #sydney
20:53:59 <^bozojim> and I do not want to talk myself stupid tonight Sutekh
20:54:14 <^bozojim> I have to occasionally show I am human and not a bot
20:55:27 <^bozojim> and look at this
20:55:31 <^bozojim> !top10
20:55:33 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(430635) 2. Exo(214496) 3. SkyFire(98171) 4. Devil45(91086) 5. Glenn(84678) 6. Kezzie^(76788) 7. chookmagnet(72421) 8. goddess_of_Cath^(72194) 9. ^Roshanda^(67221) 10. Zade(49520)
20:56:01 <SkyFire> Wow
20:58:04 Join: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:58:36 <Sutekh> Yeah
20:58:50 <Sutekh> i think they are rigged
20:59:07 <Sutekh> you hardly talk
20:59:51 <Exo> so jim has been hacking the bot in order to boost his own stats aye
20:59:54 <Exo> thought so
21:00:03 <`Esk0bAr> Lol
21:00:34 <SkyFire> 😇
21:00:47 <`Esk0bAr> amelia: get off my turf cunt
21:01:11 <amelia> u sound upset, friend
21:01:17 <SkyFire> Oi watch the language
21:01:26 <`Esk0bAr> Suck me off
21:01:40 <amelia> why are you upset
21:01:41 <lisa-> what the
21:01:41 <`Esk0bAr> I'm happy as just won 3500
21:01:49 <`Esk0bAr> So suck me princesd
21:01:56 <amelia> you sound a bit retarded
21:01:57 Mode: (by Exo) +b *!*@5955d5b2.irccloud.com
21:02:19 <Exo> someones cranky
21:02:28 <amelia> crabby panties indeed
21:02:38 <SkyFire> Hugs amelia
21:02:46 <^Roshanda^> he needs a good wank to get rid of the angst
21:02:49 <amelia> :D
21:03:04 Join: Nice1 ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:03:04 <lx> Ever notice how things change when a tosser sneaks into the room?
21:03:19 <SkyFire> Hi ^Roshanda^ :)
21:03:26 <^Roshanda^> hey skyfire
21:03:28 <SkyFire> Hi Nice1
21:04:44 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:04:50 <SkyFire> Hi lisa-
21:05:02 <lisa-> hola SkyFire
21:05:06 <Exo> lisa it's your birthday
21:05:06 Part: iBiZa ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:05:09 <Exo> godbless u this day
21:05:19 <lisa-> yup
21:05:26 <lisa-> that wasn't old at all in 2002
21:05:32 <SkyFire> Happy birthday lisa- hugs
21:05:32 <lisa-> but go ahead
21:05:36 <Exo> lool
21:05:49 <Exo> 2002
21:05:51 <lisa-> it's not my bday
21:05:52 <Exo> what a time to be alive
21:06:02 <lisa-> Exo is just being incredibly unoriginal
21:06:15 Part: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:06:15 <Exo> that's what i do best
21:06:16 <^bozojim> was thatthe year you were in cyrostate
21:06:30 <SkyFire> LoL lisa-
21:06:42 <Exo> being on irc brings out all my creativity
21:06:46 <^bozojim> you have to forgive Exo, lisa- he is sort of not all there
21:07:01 <lisa-> that's ok, neither is the other exo i know on efnet
21:07:07 <lisa-> will be easy for me to remember
21:07:16 <^bozojim> he use to be then the lights were on and no one is at home now the lights are out and no one is still at home
21:07:58 <SkyFire> LoL Jim
21:08:02 <Exo> lol are u talking about when u are stalking people outside their homes jim
21:08:09 <Sutekh> there is another Exo? never
21:08:10 <SkyFire> !ttop10
21:08:11 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(3088) 2. Devil45(1443) 3. ^bozojim(1351) 4. Kezzie(867) 5. Guest900(548) 6. lisa-(502) 7. President_Trump(410) 8. chookmagnet(368) 9. Exo(273) 10. Raichu(204)
21:08:17 <Exo> it's 2017 mate u gotta release witchykitten from your dungeon already
21:08:32 <Sutekh> b1rd is the new champion
21:08:45 <SkyFire> She is free in Zurich
21:09:11 <^bozojim> I do not have a dungeon, it is you who rents the dungeon in the basement of Wet on Wellington
21:09:25 <Donald_Trump> witchykitten? ^Roshanda^ murdered her
21:09:28 <SkyFire> Dumb bimbo - No idea why I had dinner with her
21:09:32 <Exo> rent from the lease owner aka bozzjim
21:09:42 <^bozojim> wow I have a good chance of getting into second position if I talk a little bit more
21:10:00 <Exo> i heard u took her out to dinner and she paid for you sky lol
21:10:09 <SkyFire> LoL
21:10:24 <Exo> that's a jim move
21:10:41 <amelia> SkyFire you had dinner with withykitten?
21:10:41 <^bozojim> and speaking of things Exo you still have not sent your net mother in law a christmas present or flowers
21:10:46 <SkyFire> I could have stayed in the hotel and had a far better time.
21:10:52 <Sutekh> He paid for the drinks
21:11:06 <SkyFire> Yes amelia last year in Zurich
21:11:08 <Sutekh> that bad huh SkyFire?
21:11:09 <lisa-> SkyFire is male?
21:11:16 <SkyFire> Yes
21:11:16 <Exo> yes
21:11:18 <lisa-> HEH
21:11:25 <amelia> stay in the hotel with her you mean?
21:11:32 <Exo> skyfire is bringing out equality for da blokes
21:11:35 <amelia> you SauCY mynx
21:11:40 <SkyFire> Well the guided tour wasnt
21:11:44 <Exo> stay in the hotel and ircing
21:11:46 <SkyFire> Grr
21:11:50 <amelia> hahahaha
21:12:00 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v amelia
21:12:02 <SkyFire> Well the guided tour wasn't to bad
21:12:03 <amelia> why was it such a bad date
21:12:10 <amelia> did she have food stuck in her teeth?
21:12:15 <SkyFire> Nah
21:12:24 <Sutekh> lisa-, i though you were gone for good after last nights carrot chat ;p
21:12:34 <Exo> she paid for your dinner so the least u could;ve down was put out
21:12:53 <lisa-> no i just leave if i don't like a conversation
21:12:54 <lisa-> *shrug*
21:12:56 <SkyFire> We paid for our own dinners
21:12:56 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v lisa-
21:13:16 <amelia> SkyFire don't listen to Exo, jus because zhe paid doesnt mean you have to spread your luscious legs
21:13:18 <Exo> what did u order
21:13:21 <Sutekh> lisa-, in here that would be most of the time :D
21:13:22 <lisa-> but i come back like a bad penny
21:13:30 <lisa-> nah here is pretty tame compared to efnet heh
21:13:34 <Sutekh> the chat in here sux, ask Jimbo
21:13:37 <lisa-> which is a good thing
21:13:37 <^bozojim> it is good to see you lisa-
21:13:55 <Exo> jim is very 50 shades'esk
21:14:01 * ^bozojim is one of the channel angels
21:14:02 <lisa-> thanks jim, you too!
21:14:02 <SkyFire> Can't remember what I had but it was Swiss
21:14:13 <amelia> he was snorting lines earlier
21:14:14 <Exo> swiss cheese
21:14:18 <amelia> life of the party
21:14:26 <^bozojim> I did a typo you mean :)
21:14:27 <Sutekh> i like amelias attitude
21:14:35 <amelia> ahahahaha
21:14:42 <Exo> so you didn't like the tour she gave u sky?
21:14:58 <SkyFire> I will be meeting up with Sunbeam later this year.
21:15:02 <lisa-> more to the point wtf were you doing in zurich
21:15:04 Join: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:15:20 <lisa-> irc casanova
21:15:22 * lisa- takes note
21:15:28 <Sutekh> Hi loop
21:15:29 <amelia> will you pay for Breville
21:15:47 <SkyFire> It could have been better - she wasn't all that friendly in the end
21:15:58 <Exo> how so?
21:16:02 <lisa-> 'friendly'
21:16:04 <SkyFire> I was on holiday amelia
21:16:07 <lisa-> lolol
21:16:23 <Exo> would u like to try your luck with skyfire lisa?
21:16:29 <lisa-> no not me
21:16:36 <lisa-> i meant taking note to stay away :P
21:16:39 <Exo> u would have to bring your a game
21:16:42 <SkyFire> Going back to the pc - once it boots up
21:17:08 <amelia> lisa perhaps Exo is more your type?
21:17:16 <lisa-> no one here is my type
21:17:24 <Exo> i am the model chatter of austnet
21:17:31 <lisa-> thanks though ;)
21:17:45 <amelia> ok well i cant argue with that
21:17:46 Join: Immutable ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:17:46 <lx> Attention... K-Mart shoppers... A tosser... has just entered... the room!
21:17:52 <Exo> sorry lisa i would have to decline
21:17:56 <Exo> i am already net married
21:17:58 <amelia> i hear he has red hair, best you probably stay away
21:18:02 Part: Raif ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:18:02 <Sutekh> where are you from lisa-?
21:18:07 <^bozojim> Model?// Chatter??? come on now Exo that is a bit of a halluncinic statement
21:18:12 <lisa-> from melbourne, but live in qld
21:18:20 <Sutekh> ohh qld
21:18:25 <Exo> where bouts in melb did u live
21:18:33 <lisa-> i grew up bayside
21:18:42 <lisa-> near cheltenham-ish
21:18:45 <Sutekh> is that a rich area?
21:18:50 <lisa-> not really
21:18:58 <lisa-> wasn't then anyway
21:19:16 <lisa-> not shit, but not rich
21:19:31 <Sutekh> not many chatters in here from Sydney apparently
21:19:33 <Exo> yeah bayside is a nice area
21:19:44 <lisa-> someone just told me there were chats in here
21:19:54 <lisa-> i'm in #birsbane too but it's dead
21:19:59 <lisa-> #brisbane
21:20:03 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:20:04 <lisa-> everyone's too hot i guess
21:20:10 <^bozojim> Exo is from St Kilda and has a permenant cell at the St Kilda rd station to sober up
21:20:35 <Immutable> nobody is talking about global warming everyone is just like "oh it's too hot"
21:20:36 <lisa-> st kilda used to be dodgy as when i was growing up
21:20:44 <lisa-> definite no-go area for a young girl
21:20:53 <lisa-> qld has always been hot
21:20:54 <lisa-> ...
21:21:10 <Sutekh> ohh
21:21:11 <Exo> how can u move to qld after living in the greatest city on earth
21:21:30 <Immutable> sydney
21:21:32 <Immutable> is
21:21:33 <Immutable> shit
21:21:38 <lisa-> do you want the real answer to that?
21:21:40 <^bozojim> Adelaide is
21:22:26 <lisa-> long story short - i lived in san diego from 2000 to 2008, moved home to melbourne, then my mum died in 2010 and my dad in 2012 - so melbourne no longer felt like home
21:22:27 <Kezzie> `Esk0bAr piss off trying to pm me you wont get very far re my script now go annoy someone else
21:22:32 <lisa-> moved to qld to be near my sister
21:23:00 <Kezzie> [`Esk0bAr tried to msg/query]
21:23:03 <lisa-> and i love it here, moved to the sticks with no neighbours and lots of land
21:23:15 <lisa-> the end
21:23:26 <Immutable> :O
21:23:45 Quit: SkyFire ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
21:24:05 <Sutekh> Jim when does the bot reset?
21:24:12 <Immutable> brisbane is really just one stick that some bogan put down and was like "that's enough"
21:24:15 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:24:26 <lisa-> i don't live in brisbane
21:24:36 <lisa-> but it's a nice city
21:24:41 <lisa-> people are still good here
21:24:45 <^bozojim> it resets at 10pm
21:24:45 <SkyFire> now on the pc
21:25:17 <lisa-> the closest town to me is 3km away with a population of under 2000
21:25:20 <Donald_Trump> Kezzie: plug it in and turn me on
21:25:40 <Immutable> why do you want to live away from civilisation lisa-?
21:25:52 <Exo> quite isolated
21:25:55 <lisa-> because i don't like people all that much
21:26:08 Kick: `Esk0bAr was kicked by Kezzie (Kezzie)
21:26:08 <^bozojim> no Perth is the most isolated city in the world
21:26:22 * SkyFire yawns
21:26:25 <Immutable> yeah I still need them to do stuff for me
21:26:29 <SkyFire> now on pc
21:26:32 <SkyFire> !ttop10
21:26:34 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(3088) 2. ^bozojim(1479) 3. Devil45(1443) 4. Kezzie(891) 5. lisa-(756) 6. Guest900(548) 7. Exo(437) 8. President_Trump(422) 9. chookmagnet(368) 10. Raichu(204)
21:26:35 <lisa-> got my house, got my dog, got my job i love
21:26:37 <Immutable> and to perform tricks for treats and what not
21:26:42 <lisa-> i'm good here
21:27:04 <lisa-> got my irc #sydney mates for chats
21:27:05 <Immutable> people are like pets... that you hate
21:27:16 <^bozojim> look at that I am in second place and I am still less than hald the way to b1rds score and no way cna I type that much in this short a time even in stealth mode
21:27:16 <Exo> so are u an eligible bachelorette ?
21:27:23 <Exo> sorry jim asked me in pm to ask
21:27:25 <lisa-> no
21:27:29 <lisa-> not eligible
21:27:31 * SkyFire runs off with amelia
21:27:33 <lisa-> not interested
21:27:40 <Immutable> in the mens?
21:27:42 <Exo> ok sorry jim
21:27:45 <^bozojim> i did not it is Exo and his uncontrolability
21:27:56 <Exo> no need to be shy bro
21:28:02 * amelia frolicks about
21:28:12 <lisa-> i mean i'm straight, i'm just not into the complication of a man at this point in my life
21:28:19 <lisa-> no benefit
21:28:20 <amelia> SkyFire will u take all of us to Zurich
21:28:30 <SkyFire> maybe
21:28:33 <^bozojim> it is raining out
21:28:33 <Immutable> men aren't THAT complicated...
21:28:41 * SkyFire is going to Norway and England this year
21:28:43 <lisa-> they want things
21:28:46 <Immutable> I mean guys are basically like dogs...
21:28:51 <lisa-> i enjoy being the master of my own destiny
21:28:52 <Immutable> you feed them shit...
21:28:54 <Exo> waaaa jim dont be denying it now man
21:28:55 <Immutable> they're yours
21:28:59 <Sutekh> are you rich SkyFire?
21:29:03 <Exo> <^bozojim> yooo broo. could you check out if that sheila is single? she seems aiiiighht and i'm quite lonely lately
21:29:06 <^bozojim> I am not denying any thing
21:29:14 <SkyFire> nope
21:29:16 <Exo> the evidence speaks for itself
21:29:22 * SkyFire on disability pension
21:29:23 <^bozojim> look it is not like I type even
21:29:39 <Exo> of course
21:29:41 <Sutekh> SkyFire, you got some free accomodation lined up?
21:29:44 <Immutable> people on pensions live better than people without them imo
21:29:49 <lisa-> single but not looking
21:29:54 <Exo> your channel persona is different to private one
21:30:06 <SkyFire> in Norway I am cruising along the coast of Norway
21:30:20 <lisa-> plus i could look like a wild boar for all you know :)
21:30:33 <Exo> Skyfire
21:30:47 <Exo> will you be meeting up with Resool and juest
21:30:50 <Sutekh> lisa-, thats OK, im 198 kilos
21:30:51 <SkyFire> then to England for a model railway exhibition and touring
21:30:57 <Immutable> lisa-, don't spoil our dreems......
21:30:57 <slower> Immutable, that is not true, i used to work, not any more, i sure can tell the difference
21:31:17 * Exo spares no expense and takes lisa- to /¥\cDonalds
21:31:18 <lisa-> (i don't, but just sayin)
21:31:29 <Immutable> you sure slower I know someone on disability who has a two bedroom apartment
21:31:37 <Immutable> to themselves
21:31:40 <Immutable> a spacious one
21:31:46 <Immutable> 50 bucks a week
21:31:46 <lisa-> ya kids rake in the cash
21:31:52 <lisa-> apparently
21:32:04 <Immutable> in the eastern suburbs
21:32:08 <lisa-> i've worked since i was 15, both here and in the US
21:32:17 <Lwaxana> nice McD's logo Exo
21:32:22 <lisa-> pisses me off when women get paid the big cash just to fuck
21:32:29 <Sutekh> lisa-, how was the USA?
21:32:33 <Exo> it's a real work of art
21:32:33 <lisa-> but that's a whole other conversation
21:32:44 <Lwaxana> what when sone of us do it for free??
21:32:44 <lisa-> it was ok, san diego is a great city
21:32:55 <lisa-> it was never home
21:33:05 <Sutekh> ohh
21:33:10 * SkyFire has family in England, but having a family free holiday this time
21:33:15 <lisa-> Lwaxana: no, just if you can't afford them don't have them
21:33:16 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:33:24 <Immutable> you girls are getting ripped
21:33:39 <Exo> that's true
21:34:03 <Sutekh> i only get paid $2, there is a huge wage gap between men and women
21:34:32 <Immutable> lol where is my whoring myself out money?
21:34:38 <Donald_Trump> the williams gorillas got the same money as nadal/federer played for 1/4 the time
21:35:06 <lisa-> hello racism, i see you're back
21:35:09 <Sutekh> not a fan hey trump
21:35:23 <Immutable> lisa-, racism is a thing ok
21:35:38 <lisa-> it shouldn't be, in 2017
21:35:43 <Immutable> um ok
21:35:54 <Immutable> maybe you should say something on facebook about that
21:35:59 Part: ck^^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:36:04 <Immutable> change the world
21:36:05 <slower> Donald_Trump, while i dont agree with how you made your point, its true
21:36:14 <lisa-> no don't do that
21:37:04 <Donald_Trump> i need a drink
21:37:06 <amelia> why does it matter they play less time
21:37:11 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:37:17 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
21:37:28 <SkyFire> hi Sunbeam
21:37:34 <amelia> hello Breville
21:37:37 <Exo> sunbeam! :)
21:37:40 <Sunbeam> hiya SkyFire :)
21:37:44 <Exo> lool breville
21:37:50 <Sunbeam> hiya norty amelia-jane :)
21:37:57 <Sunbeam> hiya Exo :)
21:38:05 <^bozojim> hugsss Sunbeam good morning
21:38:15 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim` huggggggggggggs :)
21:38:38 <amelia> SkyFire said he was gonna have dinner with u then all the men got jealous and now they're not talking to each other
21:38:51 <SkyFire> LoL
21:38:55 <Immutable> supa jelus
21:38:59 <amelia> can u clarify once and for all who your favourite internet person is
21:39:02 <Sunbeam> hiya Immutable :)
21:39:05 * ^bozojim would make dinner for amelia
21:39:15 <Immutable> omg hi Sunbeam you're like a ray of sunshine
21:39:30 <Immutable> I would make dinner out of amelia
21:39:38 <amelia> thnx Jim that makes me feel wonderfuls
21:40:01 * SkyFire hugs Sunbeam
21:40:02 * Sunbeam BOOBIE Hugs SkyFire
21:40:14 <^bozojim> and no contrary to popular comments in here I do not have a dungeon
21:40:25 <Immutable> niether do I
21:40:28 <Exo> jim is a lousy cook though
21:40:34 <Immutable> I eat people I don't store them for later
21:40:45 * SkyFire runs off with Sunbeam
21:40:47 <amelia> can u make chicken schnitzel
21:40:53 <Immutable> that's just wrong
21:40:55 <^bozojim> just because I did not kill you when you came around
21:40:56 <amelia> if so, that's all you need
21:41:06 <^bozojim> yes I cna and make it well
21:41:20 <amelia> pic of your next schnitz pls
21:41:20 <Sunbeam> ok am back...the parcel man rudely interuppted my chat
21:41:29 <SkyFire> aww
21:41:37 <Exo> he could make it but he might pull a bill cosby on the snitz
21:41:37 <couleurs> chicken schnitze is good
21:41:38 <^bozojim> ok
21:41:58 <Donald_Trump> Sunbeam make me bangers and mash
21:42:03 * SkyFire packs self in a parcel and gets it posted off to Sunbeam - LoL
21:42:10 <Sunbeam> make yer own Donald_Trump :)
21:42:20 <Donald_Trump> bit of pepper on the mash please
21:42:29 <Exo> the audacity the parcel man has at delivering your parcel and distrubing you
21:42:34 <Sunbeam> it's a new office chair SkyFire
21:42:34 <Exo> >:(
21:42:39 <SkyFire> nice Sunbeam
21:42:46 <Sunbeam> not sure if it's mine or hubby's that's arrived
21:42:50 <SkyFire> oh
21:42:55 <couleurs> Make Me a Meal I can't Refuse.
21:42:56 <amelia> Breville is it for you to have races on down the hallway
21:43:26 <amelia> o shes married, bl guys, back to lisa
21:43:31 <Sunbeam> bugga hallway..we have a nice drive lol
21:43:34 <lisa-> lol
21:43:36 <lisa-> so fickle
21:43:45 <Sunbeam> hiya colours :)
21:43:47 <amelia> lisa definitely sounds like a fun girl @ parties
21:43:55 <Sunbeam> hi lisa- :)
21:43:55 <Donald_Trump> damn Sunbeam is married, poor ex-husband he's gunna be
21:43:57 <amelia> lisa do u have a fringe?
21:43:59 <Immutable> I reckon
21:44:09 <Immutable> if you had two fringes right
21:44:15 <Immutable> bare with me
21:44:24 <amelia> like a real blunt one cut across the forehead
21:44:25 <Immutable> you could run the world...
21:44:32 <lisa-> no fringe
21:44:42 <lisa-> i'm no fun at parties
21:44:43 <Immutable> what about bangs?
21:44:55 <lisa-> i'm likely to go find the dog or cat and hang out with them haha
21:45:08 <Immutable> do you have drills?
21:45:24 * SkyFire added some more fences to the scenery module I am slowly building - http://railvillage.proboards.com/thread/408/garden-morr?page=2
21:45:31 <lisa-> i have *a* drill
21:45:41 <couleurs> u guys r funy
21:45:43 <Immutable> err it's a hairstyle
21:45:54 <lisa-> then probably not
21:45:57 <lisa-> just the power tool
21:45:58 <Sunbeam> a drill????
21:46:03 <amelia> do u like lemoms SkyFire
21:46:10 <Sunbeam> oh pwer tool drill?
21:46:10 <couleurs> i'm a hare style
21:46:14 <SkyFire> yes
21:46:20 <Sunbeam> large ears colours?
21:46:28 <amelia> mmmm
21:46:34 <SkyFire> we have 23 in bowls on the dining room table
21:46:40 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!
21:46:43 <amelia> hahahahahaahha
21:46:51 <amelia> why do you have 23 lemons?
21:46:53 <amelia> lemon party
21:46:54 <SkyFire> nice having our own lemon tree
21:46:59 <amelia> aw jealous
21:47:12 <SkyFire> get tons off it each year
21:47:47 <SkyFire> we have several fruit trees and lots of other fruit out the back
21:48:01 <amelia> who's we?
21:48:01 * Sunbeam goes fruit picking at SkyFire's
21:48:06 <SkyFire> :)
21:48:08 <lisa-> i only have avocado and macadamia trees
21:48:12 <lisa-> oh and a mango tree
21:48:21 * amelia throws a lemon @ Breville
21:48:31 <amelia> take that u appliance
21:48:45 <SkyFire> red and black currents, blueberries, jostaberries, bosysenberries and thornless blackberries
21:48:50 * Sunbeam catches the lemon and lobs a handful of brazil nuts in shells at norty amelia-jane
21:48:54 <amelia> ye well i have weeds
21:48:57 <SkyFire> used to have grapes
21:49:53 <Immutable> .......
21:50:03 <Sunbeam> ..........
21:50:04 <Immutable> I have this reciept
21:50:08 <Immutable> yeah
21:50:10 <Immutable> smoke that
21:50:21 <SkyFire> we also have lots of vegies in summer as well
21:50:47 <Immutable> Donald_Trump, where is Jen?
21:51:02 <Donald_Trump> shes here u wanna talk to her?
21:51:07 <SkyFire> he probaly dumped her
21:51:08 <amelia> on ur fb
21:52:04 <Donald_Trump> i asked if she wanted to talk to u, she said 'if i wanted to talk to him or wouldnt have blocked his despo ass on fb'
21:52:12 <Immutable> haha
21:52:22 <Immutable> SHE BLOCKED ME
21:52:25 <Immutable> OH SHIT
21:52:41 <Donald_Trump> shes watchin tv then giving me a massage
21:52:46 <amelia> did she block u for shouting
21:52:57 <amelia> can u calm down thnx PaL
21:54:16 <Immutable> that Jen is almost as bad as me
21:54:27 <Immutable> but she cannot stop
21:54:32 <Immutable> she has problems
21:54:41 <amelia> Breville will u take a video of you spinning in ur new office chair
21:54:51 <amelia> dont forget to say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:55:18 <Sunbeam> as if am gonna do a video lol
21:55:29 <amelia> :(
21:55:37 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:55:42 <amelia> jimbo would
21:55:58 <Donald_Trump> Sunbeam just do the video showing your sexy legs that bozo keeps talking about
21:56:04 <Donald_Trump> while spinning
21:57:42 <lisa-> bedtime for this little black duck
21:57:46 <lisa-> gnight fellow humans
21:57:58 * `o-o` tucks lisa- into bed
21:58:01 <amelia> cu
21:58:08 <`o-o`> goodnight sweetie pie
21:58:25 <Immutable> byeeeeee
22:00:03 <^bozojim> good night lisa-
22:00:39 <couleurs> i'm sleepy 2
22:01:15 <SkyFire> cya lisa-
22:02:05 <couleurs> bye lisa snipsonps
22:03:02 <amelia> gnite den cereals
22:03:22 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:03:41 <Raichu> Hi lisa-, bye lisa-
22:03:42 <Raichu> lol
22:05:04 <couleurs> no not yet
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22:08:19 <Sutekh> ;/
22:08:28 <couleurs> i'm a big boy!!!!!!
22:09:06 * Raichu slaps Sutekh around a bit with a large trout
22:09:26 <b1rd> same
22:09:28 <b1rd> :p
22:10:17 <couleurs> let's measure!!!!!!!!!
22:10:21 * Raichu slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
22:10:26 <b1rd> nar
22:10:27 <b1rd> lol
22:10:31 * Raichu slaps Guest492 around a bit with a large trout
22:10:38 <Raichu> breaker :)
22:10:40 <b1rd> quality not quantity
22:11:06 <couleurs> pizza not pasta
22:11:19 <Raichu> mmmm pizza
22:11:28 <b1rd> nuts 4 me
22:11:31 <b1rd> coz im nuts
22:12:02 <couleurs> b1rd s33ds
22:12:12 <b1rd> cashews bro
22:12:14 <couleurs> sm0ke s33ds every day
22:15:50 <couleurs> `ban braker lollll
22:16:24 <Raichu> lolol
22:16:41 <Raichu> `ban Guest492 Ban evasion. ref: breaker
22:17:00 <b1rd> lol
22:17:36 * Raichu slaps Lwaxana around a bit with a large trout
22:17:57 <Sutekh> !seen Tisk
22:17:59 <StatsOP> tisk ([email protected]) was last seen parting #chatzone 58 days, 21 hours, 1 minute ago stating "{}".
22:19:25 <Sutekh> ;/
22:19:54 Quit: Lwaxana ([email protected]) Connection closed
22:21:39 * Donald_Trump bites Kezzie on the arm
22:22:16 <Raichu> !seen blyke
22:22:17 <StatsOP> Blyke ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #sydney by ChanOP 1 day, 9 hours, 4 minutes ago with the reason ({Tisk abusive user}).
22:22:30 <Raichu> loooool
22:23:51 <Sutekh> that was him?
22:24:16 <Raichu> Yup
22:25:09 <Sutekh> damn, wonder if he is off the drugs
22:26:14 <Donald_Trump> he's off the drugs until d$p day
22:26:24 <amelia> you must be on drugs to not already know the answer to that
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22:27:57 <Sutekh> amelia, all can be saved
22:28:18 <Sutekh> they just need to find Allah
22:28:24 <amelia> maybe in fantasy land m8
22:28:35 <Immutable> pretty sure you're all going to burn
22:28:39 <Immutable> not me though
22:28:54 <Immutable> I'm too cool for that shit
22:28:58 <Sutekh> haha
22:29:25 <Sutekh> the end days are already here
22:30:20 <Sutekh> Immutable, dont worry aboutglobal warming champ, nukes are much hotter ;p
22:30:59 <Immutable> I'm worried about global warming
22:31:05 * Immutable dances
22:31:34 <Donald_Trump> no one worries about global warming anymore
22:31:39 <Donald_Trump> u gotta be worried about climate change
22:32:02 <Immutable> my poor poor heart
22:32:07 <Raichu> All can be saved except tisk
22:32:08 <Raichu> lolol
22:33:00 <Raichu> He is beyond repair
22:33:19 <Immutable> yeah?
22:33:20 <Immutable> how?
22:33:32 <Immutable> I bet your solution is drugs
22:33:56 <Immutable> but if everyone is puffing fagarettes of weed
22:34:04 <Donald_Trump> drugs is the reason everyone believes in global warming
22:34:07 <Immutable> that's still co2 in the fucking atmosphere
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22:34:25 <Immutable> yep it's a conspiracy by the chinese aye trumpy?
22:34:35 <Donald_Trump> leftist conspiracy theory
22:34:45 <Donald_Trump> take all your money
22:34:47 <Immutable> yeah
22:34:50 <Donald_Trump> give u something to believe in - global warming
22:34:54 <Immutable> just like
22:34:58 <Donald_Trump> so u think ur saving the world by turning off your air con
22:35:04 <Immutable> a spherical earth hey Donald_Trump
22:35:28 <Immutable> fuck you're an imbecile
22:35:41 <Donald_Trump> u
22:35:49 <Raichu> I like the cut of your jib Immutable
22:35:57 <Immutable> thanks bae
22:36:13 * Raichu unzips
22:36:29 <Immutable> err is this how I do it?
22:36:32 <Sutekh> lol
22:36:38 * Immutable pulls out his cigar cutter
22:37:18 <Raichu> lolol
22:37:35 <Donald_Trump> u know they are changing the definition of a hurricane now? so a big storm is now a hurricane, so they can say how many more hurricanes there have been lately
22:37:48 <Donald_Trump> must be global warming
22:37:54 Part: slower ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:37:59 <Donald_Trump> causing all these hurricanes, coz theres so many more of them
22:38:00 * Immutable cuts off the tip of Raichu's penis off and lights his balls
22:38:13 * Raichu faps violently
22:38:29 <Raichu> Flavoured cigar bb
22:38:42 <Sutekh> Trump, just take our refugees mate
22:39:04 <Immutable> Raichu, yep just waiting for the bit where it becomes cool to smoke it
22:39:27 <Raichu> Donald_Trump: Cite references to hurricane defiinition change
22:39:36 <Donald_Trump> u
22:39:46 <Immutable> wtf is Donald_Trump talking about what a faggot
22:39:48 <Raichu> Or you're as believable as tisk quitting weed
22:40:05 <Immutable> shit...
22:40:40 <Donald_Trump> https://www.sott.net/article/331449-Global-warmists-attempting-to-change-the-definition-of-a-hurricane-so-we-ll-have-more-of-them
22:40:52 <Immutable> rofl
22:41:08 <Immutable> "Global Warmists"
22:41:16 <Immutable> the planet has heated up by 1.2 degrees
22:42:05 <Raichu> Citation noted
22:42:18 <Raichu> Do global warmists wear tinfoil hats?
22:42:23 <^Roshanda^> lol
22:42:25 <Raichu> Incase the govt is reading their mind?
22:42:29 <Immutable> no Raichu
22:42:32 <Immutable> it's too damn hot
22:42:35 <Donald_Trump> every single thing that al gore warned about in his dumb movies..... the opposite has come true
22:42:45 <Sutekh> Immutable, who cares i just turn my aircond on higher or lower :D
22:43:12 <Raichu> Sutekh: Stop raising the oceans!
22:43:16 <Raichu> You're not god you know!!
22:43:26 <Donald_Trump> Sutekh is my gf
22:43:36 <Sutekh> you wish
22:43:55 <Donald_Trump> buying her a nice new burqa for her bday
22:44:08 <Donald_Trump> jet black
22:44:13 <Sutekh> only if you shave your cocks balls and anus mate
22:44:32 <Immutable> lol..
22:44:36 <^Roshanda^> lol
22:44:42 <Immutable> that'll never happen
22:45:17 <Immutable> he's too busy chasing global warmists
22:45:31 <Lumeah> Lol
22:45:36 <^Roshanda^> lmao
22:46:02 <Immutable> stealing his money :'(
22:46:05 <^Roshanda^> what so they can make him another wig that matches the shit that comes out of his mouth
22:46:08 <Immutable> the money he doesn't have
22:47:01 <Immutable> ^Roshanda^, that's mean
22:48:00 <Immutable> you're setting up a wizard of oz scenario and we don't even have a dorothy
22:48:02 <Immutable> ....
22:48:06 <Immutable> but I'll be the wizard
22:50:01 <Donald_Trump> few upset peeps im the president
22:50:10 <Donald_Trump> bad luck guys i won u lost
22:50:49 <^Roshanda^> your just a balding old teacher man
22:50:52 <^Roshanda^> lamer
22:50:59 <Donald_Trump> i am neither roshy
22:51:04 <Donald_Trump> wouldnt listen to everything fatso tells u
22:51:10 <Donald_Trump> :)
22:51:16 <amelia> u made the teacher mad
22:51:37 <amelia> he gon send u to the principal aka chookmagnet
22:53:43 <Donald_Trump> going to make myself a little vodka with tropical fruit jooce :)
22:54:10 <amelia> dont get drunk on a school night
22:58:47 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Quit:
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23:02:50 <Sutekh> he teaches sex ed
23:03:00 <Raichu> In kinder?
23:03:03 <Raichu> O.O
23:03:20 <Sutekh> haha
23:03:30 <Raichu> wtf
23:03:38 <Raichu> Incoming call from Hungary
23:04:12 <Raichu> Seems legit
23:04:41 <Donald_Trump> ^Roshanda^: i would like to get, under your sexy body
23:08:53 <^Roshanda^> really dont care about donald_dump to be honest
23:09:49 <Raichu> Donald_Trump: Are you in love with ^Roshanda^?
23:10:00 <Raichu> You seem to obsess over her regularly?
23:11:17 <^Roshanda^> fuck no i hate him
23:12:04 <^Roshanda^> either way im looking forwards to a day and night without having to put up with his shit
23:12:17 <Donald_Trump> i think roshy is cute yes
23:13:13 <^Roshanda^> heres one for you dumpster
23:13:14 <^Roshanda^> http://imgur.com/a/YK9aB
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23:43:27 <Donald_Trump> for you ^Roshanda^ --------{---(@
23:44:00 <^Roshanda^> im going to bed
23:44:01 <^Roshanda^> bbl
23:44:02 <lx> The channel will be quiet without you ^Roshanda^...
23:44:04 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!!
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23:51:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
23:51:31 <Donald_Trump> for you Cath^ --------{---(@
23:53:29 * Raichu slaps Cath^ around a bit with a large trout
23:53:39 <Cath^> Trump
23:53:47 <Cath^> Raichu
23:54:09 <Raichu> Sup Catherine
23:54:46 <Cath^> haha you don't wanna know
23:57:03 <Raichu> Giggity
23:59:39 <Cath^> sheesh
23:59:53 <Raichu> ??