// #sydney — 2017-11-14
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00:01:56 Join: KennB ([email protected]) to #sydney
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02:04:00 <shadsam> FACEBOOK SUXORZ
02:04:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:04:00 <shadsam> LX
02:04:00 <lx> 12 Remember the three basic rules of getting older: Never pass a bathroom, Don't waste a hard-on, and... Never trust a fart.
02:05:00 <shadsam> BRINGBACK THE HARDCORE
02:05:00 <shadsam> FACEBOOK SUXORZ
02:05:00 <shadsam> :()
02:05:00 <shadsam> well yea
02:06:00 <shadsam> how is everyone
02:06:00 <shadsam> dinner calls :D
02:06:00 <shadsam> 9 XD
02:06:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ shitsam
02:07:00 <shadsam> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:07:00 <President_Trump> .rob shadsam
02:07:00 <shadsam> AT THE TURTLE FUCKER
02:07:00 <shadsam> 0.00000000001 BTC
02:07:00 <shadsam> WANKER
02:07:00 <Skirmish> did you get banned from facebook for trying to buy facebook followers for analogue church shads?
02:07:00 <shadsam> FUCKWIT
02:07:00 <shadsam> dinner calls
02:08:00 <Skirmish> dinner at 2am lol
02:08:00 <shadsam> i have a brand new shirt on
02:08:00 <shadsam> collar
02:08:00 <President_Trump> <shadsam> 0.00000000001 BTC <------- LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:08:00 <shadsam> tshirts r for slobs like TRUMP
02:08:00 <President_Trump> what do u wear? just let your fat gut hang out?
02:08:00 <shadsam> QUIET U BLACK BASTARD
02:09:00 <Skirmish> Remember that picture of you holding a can of VB at some underground electro house get together that dirty hippies hold shadsam? The one where you were sitting there with your gut poking out.
02:09:00 <Skirmish> Someone made it into the cover of a magazine, it was hilarious.
02:12:00 <shadsam> no mate
02:12:00 <shadsam> wrong person
02:12:00 <Skirmish> lol no it's not it was you.
02:12:00 <shadsam> this is soooooooooooooooo yum
02:12:00 <shadsam> fetta & mushroom.
02:12:00 <Skirmish> Back in the old #sydney days when femmefatale was running the channel.
02:13:00 <shadsam> wasnt she a ratt
02:13:00 <President_Trump> do u miss romps shadsam?
02:14:00 <shadsam> whos that
02:14:00 <shadsam> romps ?
02:14:00 <shadsam> if u want cool clothes bigw
02:16:00 <shadsam> cops r tops.
02:18:00 <shadsam> what phone u got skirmish
02:19:00 <shadsam> i have a galaxy note with pen & a optus x
02:21:00 <shadsam> trump what up to
02:21:00 <Skirmish> I use an iphone 8 plus and I have a S8+ in the cupboard. Why?
02:22:00 <shadsam> nice m8
02:22:00 <Skirmish> What is an optus x?
02:22:00 <shadsam> just a crap phone well its ok
02:22:00 <shadsam> battery is a bastard to charge
02:22:00 <Skirmish> Did you get the new model note?
02:23:00 <President_Trump> lol optus x
02:23:00 <Skirmish> My brother just got it. Looks good. It's big.
02:23:00 <shadsam> nope i recently bought the note off this helen hoe
02:23:00 <President_Trump> what year is it?
02:23:00 <shadsam> pens awesome
02:23:00 <shadsam> not sure
02:23:00 <President_Trump> they are the ones that blow up you moron
02:23:00 <shadsam> no daygo
02:24:00 <shadsam> go google galaxay note
02:24:00 <shadsam> its awesome phone
02:24:00 <shadsam> galaxy.
02:24:00 <President_Trump> i know what it is
02:24:00 <President_Trump> u retard
02:24:00 <shadsam> no u dont spastic
02:24:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5W19Spmw8Q
02:24:00 <shadsam> actually
02:25:00 <Skirmish> lol You had want to hope that the Helen hoe returned the faulty one and got the new 'doesn't blow up' model.
02:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Samsung Note 7 Explosion Compilation (Nov 1, 2016) Length: 3:01 - Category: Entertainment - 933,147 views views - likes (83.1%), 636 dislikes (16.9%)
02:25:00 <shadsam> it just blew up
02:25:00 <Skirmish> How much did you pay for it?
02:25:00 <shadsam> lol
02:25:00 <shadsam> 150
02:25:00 <shadsam> its fuct
02:25:00 <President_Trump> lol
02:25:00 <President_Trump> prob note 1 u got
02:25:00 <shadsam> yes
02:25:00 <Skirmish> I was half way through typing 'I don't know why people buy shifty second hand phones' and then remembered who I was talking to.
02:25:00 <President_Trump> it would have been a big upgrade for shadsam
02:26:00 <shadsam> its old 1
02:26:00 <President_Trump> have u got that hard drive working yet?
02:26:00 <shadsam> was in my pocket and broke
02:26:00 <shadsam> nup
02:26:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll
02:26:00 <shadsam> the cunts havnt sent the dock
02:26:00 <shadsam> lolololol
02:27:00 <shadsam> my foot massager never arrived either
02:27:00 <President_Trump> did u see the dr about your kankles?
02:27:00 <shadsam> cops still havnt found my commodore
02:27:00 <shadsam> been 7 weeks
02:28:00 <shadsam> theyre not to bad trump
02:28:00 <Lumeah> Hi shadzy
02:28:00 <shadsam> hi hunz
02:28:00 <Lumeah> :)
02:28:00 <Lumeah> Sup bro
02:29:00 <shadsam> graham just left
02:29:00 <Lumeah> Ahh
02:29:00 <shadsam> he starts work at 7am
02:29:00 <Lumeah> Bugger
02:29:00 <shadsam> garcy & richie left hour b4 that
02:29:00 <Lumeah> Oh well good to have mates
02:29:00 <shadsam> peace at last
02:30:00 <Lumeah> Hehehe i know that feeling
02:30:00 <shadsam> graham gave me a TECOAIR AIRCON Last night
02:30:00 <shadsam> well his sister did
02:30:00 <Lumeah> Hate thinking i love ya all but can ya fuck off now. Ta
02:30:00 <shadsam> god bless her
02:30:00 <Lumeah> Nice
02:30:00 <Lumeah> Score
02:30:00 <shadsam> its pretty heavy
02:31:00 <shadsam> has in built air sanitiser
02:31:00 <Lumeah> Ohh
02:31:00 <Lumeah> Lucky u
02:31:00 <shadsam> PLASMA/IONISE
02:31:00 <shadsam> yup
02:31:00 <shadsam> i should get another security licence
02:32:00 <Skirmish> You should. You can come work at chubb with me.
02:32:00 <shadsam> exactly
02:32:00 <Skirmish> What is your middle initial shads?
02:33:00 <shadsam> i hAVE 2
02:33:00 <shadsam> sorta pvt info
02:33:00 <Skirmish> I only want the first initial to see if you have ever held a sec licence or not.
02:34:00 <Lumeah> Oh. Should we feel special?
02:34:00 <shadsam> i have dude
02:34:00 <shadsam> i dont lie that often
02:34:00 <shadsam> 1a 1b 1c
02:34:00 <Lumeah> Lol that offten
02:34:00 <Skirmish> What is the first initial of your middle name?
02:36:00 <Skirmish> Cause there is only one entry here that matches your name and they held two types of licence.
02:37:00 <Skirmish> There is no Marcus Stowe on the registry, which makes me giggle since I apparently worked for chubb security.
02:38:00 <Lumeah> Thought u worked on a whalf or something
02:38:00 <Lumeah> Monitor tv's with ya feet up
02:38:00 <Lumeah> Bored as shit
02:39:00 <Skirmish> You need to update your info Lumeah. That was years ago.
02:39:00 <Skirmish> Keep up babes.
02:39:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.. Cum im not paying attention to your life... Sorry not to flatter you. But i don't care
02:40:00 <Lumeah> Cuz*
02:40:00 <Skirmish> You like to join in with those that think they know me though Lumeah. So you get to look stupid as well when all the info is incorrect.
02:41:00 <Lumeah> Well u like 'hugs' from well built English men.. I know this
02:41:00 <Skirmish> You're the only person that thinks hugs mean anything else than a hug. Because you're an immature retard.
02:42:00 <Lumeah> Noo you just want to push aside the innuendo of the situation..
02:43:00 <Lumeah> Because u yourself didn't relise till later.
02:46:00 <Skirmish> lol Lumeah thinks hugs means blowjobs. She needs a birds and the bees chat.
02:47:00 <Lumeah> That come backs been used.
02:47:00 <Lumeah> Dun be lazy
02:49:00 <President_Trump> Lumeah do you hate chink sluts?
02:50:00 <Skirmish> Does she hate being chosen second to one?
02:52:00 <Lumeah> Lol
02:52:00 <Lumeah> Nah not really into them myself
02:52:00 <Lumeah> Do u wanna ride?
02:53:00 <Lumeah> Im sure i can pass the message on
02:58:00 <Skirmish> I guess she isn't as big, her teeth aren't gapped and she has nicer hair. Good choice by Jason.
03:06:00 <Lumeah> Your not very observent are u skirmish
03:07:00 <Skirmish> says the same person that bought up what I did years ago.
03:07:00 <Lumeah> The hole i hate my wife issue kida lost on u isn't it
03:07:00 <Skirmish> I hate my wife? I thought she was fake?
03:07:00 <Lumeah> Who what now
03:08:00 <Lumeah> Your wife is fake?
03:08:00 <Lumeah> U finally admit it
03:08:00 <Skirmish> That is what you have said. That she doesn't exist.
03:08:00 <Lumeah> Congratulations
03:08:00 <Skirmish> So how can I hate someone that doesn't exist?
03:08:00 <Lumeah> Seee!
03:08:00 <Lumeah> You admit shes fake
03:08:00 <Skirmish> Where did I admit that?
03:08:00 <Lumeah> Because your special...
03:08:00 <Skirmish> Is english your third language?
03:09:00 <Lumeah> You just said "she doesn't exist"
03:09:00 <Lumeah> Dementia to?
03:09:00 <Skirmish> lol now you are just picking out the bits you want to see and ignoring the rest.
03:10:00 <Skirmish> [03:08] <Skirmish> That is what you have said. That she doesn't exist.
03:10:00 <Lumeah> Because it anoys u
03:10:00 <Lumeah> Easily triggered aren't you skirmish
03:10:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't annoy me at all. It baffles me as to how someone can be so stupid and believe that they are clever.
03:11:00 <Skirmish> How am I triggered?
03:11:00 <Skirmish> lol
03:11:00 <Skirmish> 'I am just going to say things and when I say them that makes them true'.
03:11:00 <Lumeah> The fact u felt the need to copy and paste to provide evidence
03:11:00 <Lumeah> ....
03:11:00 <Lumeah> Didn't u believe what you typed?
03:11:00 <Skirmish> How is that triggered? I was pointing out how stupid what you were saying is.
03:12:00 <Lumeah> ...
03:12:00 <Skirmish> I have to admire you Lumeah. To try and get at someone you're willing to let everyone see you as a complete imbecile.
03:12:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? Ohhh goody. Much effort
03:12:00 <Lumeah> Nooo
03:13:00 <Lumeah> That's your getbup skirmish
03:13:00 <Lumeah> Kinda weak now tho
03:13:00 <Skirmish> You've lost me.
03:13:00 <Skirmish> You stopped making sense again.
05:01:00 <shadsam> YO
05:01:00 <shadsam> !!TOP10
05:01:00 <shadsam> LX
05:01:00 <lx> 12 The crash of the whole solar and stellar systems could only kill you once.
05:01:00 <lx> 12 God may give you seeds but he won't plant them for you.
05:02:00 <shadsam> LX
05:02:00 <lx> 12 The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
05:02:00 <shadsam> !!TOPTEN
05:02:00 <shadsam> useless cunts.
05:08:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
05:08:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Skirmish(562) 2. shadsam(274) 3. Lumeah(259) 4. President_Trump(89) 5. Pac(2) 6. Sutekh(1) 7. HellFury(1) 8. Student1(1)
13:57:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> panadiene has sort of helped with the sore shoulder / neck
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> [13:12:17] <SkyFire> who was that
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> [13:12:24] <Kezzie> a troll
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> [13:12:26] <Jules> Probably sluggz or oko
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> [13:14:27] <SkyFire> ok
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> [13:14:35] * SkyFire cuddles Kezzie
17:25:00 <KerrieScott> [13:14:38] <Kezzie> piv or slugga ect or b1rd
17:26:00 <KerrieScott> hugs SkyFire
17:26:00 <KerrieScott> good
17:26:00 <KerrieScott> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:28:00 <Lumeah> Retard
17:29:00 <Kezzie> i ignored him
17:48:00 <lx> 12 Just so's we know when to start the party, when do you plan to leave?
18:16:00 <Kezzie> hi Skirmish
18:16:00 <Skirmish> Hey Kezzie how are you today?
18:20:00 <Kezzie> i good Skirmish just off to rest in bed for a bit got backache
18:31:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
18:40:00 <lx> 12 Your Old Spice isn't making it. Try Pine'O'Clean.
18:52:00 <Kezzie> hi Nice1
18:52:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
18:52:00 <mozza> hello kezzie, whats new
18:53:00 <Kezzie> hi mozza
18:53:00 <Kezzie> u? how was your holiday mozza
18:53:00 <mozza> awe hope u r ok
18:53:00 <Kezzie> bit run down but will pick up
18:53:00 <mozza> it was fantastic ..didnt want to come home..except for the bloody heat
18:54:00 <mozza> hopeu do
18:54:00 <mozza> how far up are u kezzie
18:54:00 <lx> 12 ...mmmmm.... why are you here?
18:54:00 <mozza> heya pong
18:54:00 <Kezzie> townsville mozza
18:54:00 <mozza> i was there !
18:54:00 <Kezzie> how far did u get
18:54:00 <mozza> ellis beach
18:55:00 <mozza> past cairns
18:55:00 <Kezzie> awwww we should have meet for coffee
18:55:00 <mozza> we should have
18:55:00 <mozza> i was there for 4 days
18:55:00 <Kezzie> ellis beach is nice
18:55:00 <mozza> i loved it
18:55:00 <Kezzie> yes its getting warm here now summer on its way
18:55:00 <mozza> yep
18:55:00 <mozza> humidity was terrible
18:56:00 <mozza> forgot what darwin was like
18:56:00 <mozza> now i remember haha
18:56:00 <Kezzie> lol
18:56:00 <Kezzie> townsville gets bad humidity
18:56:00 <mozza> it wasnt too bad ..not as bad as cairns
18:56:00 <Kezzie> we go to shops early than live at home in a/c or swimming pool
18:57:00 <mozza> yeah thats what i did ...water logged
18:57:00 <Kezzie> lol
18:57:00 <Kezzie> ok bbl mozza
18:57:00 <mozza> okies seeya
18:57:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
18:57:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Skirmish(569) 2. shadsam(286) 3. Lumeah(281) 4. Kezzie^(278) 5. mozza(98) 6. President_Trump(89) 7. KerrieScott(80) 8. Jules(24) 9. SkyFire(18) 10. HellFury(16)
19:59:00 <o_> http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/cousins-arrested-after-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-during-funeral-ceremony/
20:00:00 <Sutekh> lol
20:04:00 <couleurs> tiff n cliff s e x i n g
20:04:00 <HellFury> ty
20:06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat bout pong
20:06:00 <Sutekh> pong bad last night
20:06:00 <ynnoB> ta for +v
20:07:00 <Sutekh> np Bonny
20:07:00 <ynnoB> :)
20:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y'
20:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> watpong do
20:07:00 <Sutekh> pong rude to Jimbo
20:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he always tell pong he going slit pong throat in pm
20:08:00 <Sutekh> lol
20:09:00 <Sutekh> if behave tomorrow get +v
20:09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat aboyt ops
20:09:00 <Sutekh> ask Exo
20:09:00 <Sutekh> Sutekh not owner :D
20:10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he liek pong
20:10:00 <Sutekh> haha ok
20:20:00 <Lumeah> [[[[[pong]]]]]: i did Good work
20:25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u do
20:26:00 <Skirmish> It is frowned upon to bring what has happened in other channels into this one. You should discuss it in private pong.
20:26:00 <Lumeah> You self rigiouseness pick.
20:27:00 <Lumeah> Prick wtf makes u think i was talking about.
20:27:00 <Lumeah> U
20:27:00 <Skirmish> Go ahead if you weren't.
20:27:00 <Lumeah> Get the f off your self skirmish
20:27:00 <Skirmish> What was the good work you did?
20:29:00 <Lumeah> Wait all night mate nothing to do with u
20:30:00 <Skirmish> :)
20:30:00 <Lumeah> Lol
20:30:00 <Lumeah> Hope u cleaned up before your wifey see.. Ohh wait yat chub right?
20:31:00 <Lumeah> Hope they have a key logger
20:31:00 <Skirmish> Just for the record, chubb security doesn't exist. Save yourself from looking foolish in the future.
20:34:00 <Lumeah> Lol no skin off my nose i couldn't give a flying f where u work. Mate.
20:41:00 <Sutekh> hey Zade
20:42:00 <Zade> hello Sutekh
20:42:00 <Zade> how are you handsome?
20:43:00 <Sutekh> whats new tonight? im not too bad
20:44:00 <Lumeah> Hi Zade
20:44:00 <Zade> yeah not much, went to gym went for a run now deciding what to have for dinner
20:44:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
20:45:00 <Sutekh> what machines do you use at the gym?
20:45:00 <Sutekh> or you just perve at the women hey
20:45:00 <Zade> tonight was cardio so bike, treadmill, rowing machine
20:46:00 <Zade> lots of mirrors so i can check myself out
20:52:00 <Lumeah> Brilliant
20:57:00 <lx> 12 OK, so who left the door open and let this tosser in?
20:58:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u say
20:59:00 <Sutekh> i did my cardio work out on the weekend Zade cutting grass, self propelled lawnmower :D
21:00:00 <Zade> nice one
21:00:00 <Zade> do you have a big lawn?
21:00:00 <Sutekh> yeah, 5 acres ;p
21:01:00 <Zade> wow
21:01:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElbRvE_zxzY
21:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andain - Beautiful Things (Taken from Tiësto In Concert) (Jun 14, 2011) Length: 8:24 - Category: Music - 7,252,011 views views - 34,866 likes (96.2%), 1,366 dislikes (3.8%)
21:02:00 <Sutekh> i use the ride on, self propelled for a few tricky areas
21:05:00 <Bonny-Anna-Alepidis> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
21:07:00 <Bonny-Anna-Alepidis> ynnoB do you still drive a little 2009 hyundai excel?
21:10:00 <Anna-A-l-e-p-i-d-i-s> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
21:10:00 <lx> 12 The next candidate for the 'Tosser Turfing Trial' has just arrived!
21:11:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:11:00 <President_Trump> !seen Jules
21:11:00 <StatsOP> President_Trump, Jules is right here!
21:11:00 <Sutekh> thats getting a bit old trump
21:12:00 <President_Trump> sorry cant talk, im busy eating prawns
21:13:00 <Sutekh> it could be seen as bot abuse ;p so dont do it anymore :D
21:14:00 <shadsam> Trump Turd.
21:14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want %
21:16:00 <President_Trump> just put some chips in the oven
21:16:00 <President_Trump> should be ready soon
21:16:00 <President_Trump> yummy
21:16:00 <shadsam> fleas.
21:16:00 <Bonny64`er> you should leave austnet then hey Bonny i mean Anna Alepidis
21:17:00 <Bonny64`er> hows Dandelion Drive these days foxy?
21:19:00 <seaner> lOlZ
21:19:00 <seaner> kids, please.
21:19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lolololol
21:20:18 Topic Is: [19:57] <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(154) 2. HellFury(117) 3. Sutekh(79) 4. milk(40) 5. DarkAngel(38) 6. Skirmish(37) 7. eddie(29) 8. o_(19) 9. President_Trump(9) 10. Zade(8)...[19:57] <^bozojim> .... I do not always have to be in first place as i do believe in sharing it around
21:20:18 Set By: (Sutekh) on: Sun Nov 12 21:10:45 2017
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21:35:13 <lx> We thought we'd seen the end of you last time you left!
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21:37:30 <mozza> hey trump whats great deed have u done today
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21:43:00 <lx> 12 We thought we'd seen the end of you last time you left!
21:44:30 <mozza> hello haris
21:45:00 <mozza> hey trump whats great deed have u done today
21:45:17 <Haris> :/
21:52:00 <mozza> hello haris
21:53:00 <Haris> :/
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22:49:10 <shadsam> go and get fuct haris
22:49:23 <shadsam> hmm he did..
22:49:24 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:57:00 <shadsam> go and get fuct haris
22:57:00 <shadsam> hmm he did..
22:57:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
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