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46:00 <beehhUK> https://imgur.com/a/ZtShs
40:00 <b1rd> lol @ austnet
43:00 <b1rd> lol @ hennessy aka hercules
44:00 <b1rd> lol @ gremlinz the far left bikie piece of poo
45:00 <b1rd> cant wear your colors here u dogggg
45:00 <b1rd> scum
45:00 <b1rd> gtfo our state u dog not even welcome to visit
45:00 <b1rd> magggot
46:00 <b1rd> be quiet heroin addict
46:00 <b1rd> abo turd
46:00 <b1rd> go pick up ur pension and methadone u junky parasite
48:00 <b1rd> pay the pharmacist too or ill be paying you a visit on their behalf u junky dogggg
12:00 <Kezzie> parden b1rd ???
38:00 <b1rd> stfu kezzie u fat mole
51:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
54:00 <HellFury> !seen president_trump
54:00 <StatsOP> President_Trump ([email protected]) was last seen parting #chatzone 10 hours, 27 minutes ago stating "{}".
35:00 <mozza> wow what flew up birds nose
38:00 <Exo> evening Glenroy
38:00 <Exo> had to flush some of jims friends 
38:00 <Exo> yep
39:00 <Exo> pongs been dropped in the toilet 
39:00 <Exo> just one more step
41:00 <Exo> haha
42:00 <Exo> as long as he behaves its all good
43:00 <^bozojim> 4laughing 12out 3loud
43:00 <HellFury> did they kick him had
43:00 <Exo> haha 
44:00 <Bonny> ta
44:00 <^bozojim> hello Bonny
44:00 <Bonny> hi
44:00 <Exo> hows it going bonny
44:00 <Bonny> good thanks.. yourself?
44:00 <Exo> same same
44:00 <Exo> your typing is a little off today glenroy
44:00 <HellFury> hope he was drop kicked
45:00 <Exo> did u have a few happy hour drinks
46:00 <Exo> haha
46:00 <HellFury> ;p
46:00 <^bozojim> its ok HellFury he has the otehr lot at the other end to compensate for it
46:00 <HellFury> ill slap them out too Jim
47:00 <HellFury> and hope bart picks them up and runs off
47:00 <^bozojim> he took my toothbrush to clean tehm
47:00 <HellFury> thats waht the denture cleaner is for
48:00 <^bozojim> I heard he lost his last lot as he used a scrubbing brush and carbolic soap
48:00 <^bozojim> and he was seen with all this foam around his mouth and they thought he was foaming and had rabies
49:00 <Exo> hi batman
50:00 <Kezzie> batman!!!!!!!!!!! lol
50:00 <^bozojim> its ok Exo I do know a good vet who can put you out of your misery very very peacefully
50:00 <Kezzie> lol
51:00 <Exo> jim are you gonna be robin
51:00 <Kezzie> lol
52:00 <HellFury> Jims already batman he bats coz no woman
54:00 <Exo> hahaha
55:00 <Exo> sorry jim but you overlooking one fact 
55:00 <Exo> i have no life 
56:00 <^bozojim> so you know about the book
56:00 <^bozojim> Death by De Ceased
56:00 <^bozojim> welcoem back Lumeah
56:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
56:00 <^bozojim> look at that I an back in the lead, for now
57:00 <^bozojim> last night
57:00 <Exo> yes i did say i would slow down and let you catch up 
57:00 <Kezzie> bbl off to watch her show on tv in bed
58:00 <Exo> ciao for nows Kezzie
59:00 <Exo> friday the 13th tomorrow 
02:00 <jigsaw> bored?   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyN8rYdX6g&t=1323
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What If the Earth Does Not Exist? (Aug 16, 2017) Length: 22:53 - Category: Entertainment - 1,190,637 views views - 37,147 likes (95%), 1,941 dislikes (5%)
18:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
20:00 <^bozojim> Georgia?
23:00 <^bozojim> sure
23:00 <Exo> jim
23:00 <^bozojim> I thought you would have had the midnight van to the cells
23:00 <Exo> whats the plans for the weekend mate
23:00 <^bozojim> after you were seen trying to chat up a gas light in Swanston St
23:00 <^bozojim> saying she is a gas
23:00 <^bozojim> I have some embroidery to do as well as some otehr things
25:00 <^bozojim> I heard from a reliable source Exo this light you chatted up you blew out and when you went to strike a light she lit up
25:00 <Exo> i thought embroidery was for chicks
25:00 <^bozojim> nope
25:00 <^bozojim> tomorrow is my quilting class
26:00 <Exo> oh that's right, u told me u take these feminine classes to meet up with chicks
26:00 <^bozojim> in your dreams
26:00 <Exo> good idea
27:00 <^bozojim> and there are a lot of male quilters
28:00 <Exo> are they like niel patrick harris?
28:00 <^bozojim> nope
28:00 <^bozojim> if you came down here I woul take you to the shed, pottery and quilting
28:00 <^bozojim> the lot at all are nice
28:00 <Exo> are there any nice strip joints out there 
28:00 <^bozojim> just think we could get a pic of you
28:00 <^bozojim> make your coffin at the shed
29:00 <^bozojim> put it in the kiln at pottery
29:00 <^bozojim> and make a few vases with bone china
29:00 <^bozojim> and immortalise you in a quilt
29:00 <^bozojim> and we dont have any here
30:00 <Exo> are u gonna cut my face off too and wear it as a mask?
30:00 <^bozojim> no way
30:00 <Exo> the tasmanian chainsaw massacre 
30:00 <^bozojim> as your mother said years ago and you told me this yourself
30:00 <Exo> featuring bozojim as leatherface
30:00 <^bozojim> that a baby has the face only a mother could love
30:00 <Exo> true 
31:00 <Exo> but thank the lord i have a giant penis
31:00 <^bozojim> but in your case she had to put a brown paper bag over your face to stop people fainting and screaming
31:00 <milk> listening to metal
32:00 <Exo> loool
36:00 <Sutekh> hi [[[[[pong]]]]]
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiii'''
37:00 <Exo> pong where is tisk
38:00 <Exo> he owes me ciggies
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he in hiding hehere
42:00 <Exo> evening von
43:00 <Exo> whats shakin
43:00 <Sutekh> Pong is a good man
43:00 <von> hey Exo
43:00 <von> not much mate yourself
43:00 <Exo> yeah nm either
44:00 <Exo> a day to go til the weekend
44:00 <Exo> i voted for pong 
44:00 <von> oh im very keen for the weekend
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yer shoud have won
47:00 <Exo> conspiracies got in the way pong
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yer
47:00 <Exo> maybe a new vote will come again soon
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> maybe
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u vote for pong
47:00 <Exo> of course
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
48:00 <Sutekh> Jesus loves you pong
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessssssssss''
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> that at grandma say
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she say pong special
49:00 <Sutekh> Your grandma very smart lady pong
49:00 <Exo> may Allah protect you pong
50:00 <Exo> haven't chatted to your grandma in awhile pong
50:00 <Exo> is she still on cam 4
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no she in kitchen
51:00 <^bozojim> hello Sutekh
51:00 <Sutekh> Hihi Jimbo
51:00 <Exo> when will she come on irc again?
52:00 <Sutekh> she cooking some chippies pong?
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noshe cook scons
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> we have chips n rissoles for tea
53:00 <Sutekh> Yum
53:00 <^bozojim> and a 44 gallon drum of gravy
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> we had gravy
53:00 <milk> smirks
54:00 <milk> I think I'm having a sandwich
54:00 <Exo> gravy sandwich 
55:00 <Sutekh> `fun milk
56:00 <milk> tinfoil apple n orange
56:00 <Kezzie> thialand
56:00 <Exo> `fun poohbear
56:00 <Kezzie> opps
57:00 <steven> `8ball does exo suck?
57:00 <steven> /msg chanop game #sydney 8ball on
57:00 <Exo> not on thursdays stevo
57:00 <steven> LIES!
57:00 <Exo> `fun slobbers
57:00 <Exo> oh my
57:00 <steven> `fun opers
57:00 <ChanOP> Oh zoiks!! where?!! I'm hiding!
57:00 <ChanOP> have they gone yet?
58:00 <steven> i new chanop was gay
58:00 <steven> gay like gremlinz
59:00 <Exo> you know u can always give me a hand job jimbo
00:00 <^bozojim> I know let me get this shovel
02:00 <Exo> haven't seen your boyfriend MrMark for awhile jim
02:00 <Exo> where do you have him locked up
03:00 <milk> neurofen is back
11:00 <lx> 12 OK, so who let you in?
11:00 <Nice1> heh
11:00 <Nice1> pong?
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
13:00 <von> ping
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to liek pong
15:00 <Nice1> due to ping timeouts, please type /quote PONG EGNTUFQIHP
15:00 <Exo> who doesn't liek p0ng?
15:00 <Nice1> hes in the start up even
16:00 <Nice1> hes gone to try it
16:00 <Exo> lols
16:00 <^bozojim> lol
16:00 <Sutekh> i liek pnog vrey mcuh.. oh he lfet :(
17:00 <von> ping pong
17:00 <Exo> jim what are u laughing out louds about
18:00 <^bozojim> that I am making an effegy of you here
18:00 <Exo> eating my second drumstick icecream
18:00 <Exo> #fat4life
18:00 <^bozojim> and every comment you make about me that is untrue, mean or nasty, you get another pin
18:00 <^bozojim> i thought that was su
18:00 <^bozojim> Sutekh
18:00 <^bozojim> who wanted to become the worlds fattest man
19:00 <Sutekh> you got a voodoo doll Jim?
19:00 <^bozojim> of Exo yes
19:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
19:00 <Sutekh> laughing out loud
19:00 <^bozojim> and I am designing it so I can give him a needling anytime he needs it or I feel he does
20:00 <Sutekh> Jim, i still want to be the world fattest man
20:00 <^bozojim> i can believe that
21:00 <^bozojim> unlike pong who cannot go near the water as Greenpeace have been told to drag him back in and send him out to sea towards antartica
21:00 <Exo> i want to be the worlds second fattest man
21:00 <Sutekh> i had a lot of crumbed chicken pieces tonight
21:00 <^bozojim> and towards the japanese whalers
21:00 <^bozojim> so instead of the real whales tehy get a pong instead
21:00 <Exo> loool
21:00 <Exo> jim why don't you date pongs grandma
21:00 <Exo> i heard she is a very nice lady
21:00 <^bozojim> no thanks
21:00 <Lwaxana> ewwwwwwwwww
22:00 <Nice1> hehe
22:00 <Lwaxana> you are SO mean Exo
22:00 <^bozojim> yes he is Lwaxana he cannot help it
22:00 <Exo> isn't everyone entitled to have love Lwaxana 
22:00 <Sutekh> for too long us fatties were shamed.. now its cool be be fat, im going to start my youtube page where women can watch me eating food
22:00 <^bozojim> given you are in Melb, you should 
22:00 <jigsaw> hi sexy peep.. oh theyre all gone.
23:00 <^bozojim> and give her a treat and take her to one of your happy hours
23:00 <Exo> that's the life
24:00 <Exo> earning money just from people watching you eat
24:00 <^bozojim> roll out the pub and straight into the waiting divisional van for a free ride to the cells
24:00 <^bozojim> and back the van up to the door and roll you out
24:00 <^bozojim> 4laughing 12out 3loud
25:00 <Sutekh> Exo, yep, and for extra they can watch me trying on my XXXXXXXXL undies
25:00 <Exo> when you reach that weight 
25:00 <Exo> you won't even need undies
26:00 <Sutekh> :/
27:00 <Sutekh> my gf thinks she is fat, all 47 kgs of her
27:00 <Exo> no one wears undies when they are chatting on irc
28:00 <Sutekh> true
28:00 <steven> i do
28:00 <Sutekh> steven is a oddity
28:00 <Exo> steven is just a freak
28:00 <steven> i had a sore nut not long ago
29:00 <steven> showed the doctor my nuts he said i need to wear to pairs of jocks
29:00 <steven> two
29:00 <Sutekh> haha
29:00 <steven> i had to get ultra sound on them
30:00 <steven> this lady done it she had to rub this gel on them
30:00 <Sutekh> hope you shaved them
30:00 <steven> when she finished i said how do they look she said good
30:00 <steven> then i said what about inside?
30:00 <steven> lols
31:00 <Exo> loool
31:00 <Sutekh> those lumps on the testies were moles hey
31:00 <Sutekh> or warts
32:00 <steven> haha
32:00 <steven> never found out what was wrong it went away came back then went away
33:00 <steven> maybe it was to much sex
34:00 <Sutekh> could be
37:00 <Sutekh> check out that partner or partners for warts in odd places :D
37:00 <Exo> warts on the penis are painful
39:00 <Sutekh> laughing out loud
39:00 <^bozojim> but Exo that wart on the top of your shoulders have they decided what they are going to do about it yet?
40:00 <Exo> yep
40:00 <^bozojim> and what are they going to do?
40:00 <Exo> ill pop it and empty the contents in ya coffee
40:00 <^bozojim> thank you
40:00 <^bozojim> 4laughing 12out 3loud
41:00 <Sutekh> did you know if you eat the pus from pimples you dont get them anymore
41:00 <Exo> 8rolling 11on 7the 9floor 4laughings
43:00 <Exo> lol
43:00 <steven> !ttop10
44:00 <Exo> 8rolling 11on 7the 9floor 4laughings
44:00 <jigsaw> exo, you could have just rofl'd, save internet bandwidth
44:00 <steven> 4laughing 12out 3loud
44:00 <Sutekh> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgrsF4TYwmrV0QsXb8AoeHQ
44:00 <Exo> yes jigsaw 
44:00 <Exo> you saw through my act 
45:00 <Sutekh> Dr Pimple Popper channel
45:00 <^bozojim> it is ok Exo we all know you are no match for me when i get going as I will always get ahead of you
45:00 <^bozojim> you should know by now I will get more words than you
45:00 <Exo> i type it out in order to stretch out my words in order to get my word count up evening though i pretend that stats is not important and that i am not stretching out my senteces at all 8rolling 11on 7the 9floor 4laughings
45:00 <^bozojim> and shortly i will be in the top twenty
46:00 <^bozojim> of course not you never would even to try to make it look like you are trying to stretch out the words and sentances to make it look like you are not either
47:00 <^bozojim> but that would be called by some as piling in trying to get the longest sentance we could get on the line without goign over the word and letter limits that a single line on irc cna handle in one go
47:00 <Exo> lool jim going into "stealth" mode again 
47:00 <^bozojim> at least if we did type long sentances, we would not get pinged for typing so long as we did not type a lot and then in fact overload the poor statsop and then trigger the server limits on words
48:00 <Sutekh> he is worried you might catch him in the last 15 minutes
48:00 <Exo> god
48:00 <Exo> suddenly got a wall of text on my screen
48:00 <Exo> jim, could you put your paragraphs into dot points?
49:00 <Sutekh> ... /clear
49:00 <^bozojim> it is about ten minutes now to get the word count up until the count resets
49:00 <^bozojim> 4laughing 12out 3loud
49:00 <Exo> yesterday jim went into stealth mode and then forgot to check the stats and ended up checking at 9:02 
49:00 <Exo> wasted effort
49:00 <Exo> 8rolling 11on 7the 9floor 4laughings
50:00 <steven> lololol
50:00 <Sutekh> haha
50:00 <^bozojim> no I did not but the channel was in moderated mode and no matter how much I tried to get them up statsop was not voiced so it was ignored
50:00 <steven> haha
50:00 <^bozojim> I had to let Exo know he had moderated the channel and that with plus m on statsop was not able to function
51:00 <Exo> lololol
51:00 <^bozojim> that is good as statsop is voiced
51:00 <Sutekh> :(
51:00 <^bozojim> trust you two to have a play
51:00 <Exo> we don't play dirty like jims mowing
52:00 <Exo> make sure you set your alarm to 8:59 jimbo
52:00 <Exo> that's alright jim, i'm just enjoying the act 
53:00 <^bozojim> i get it, you are baiting me to get me to talk more and more so I can make a fool of myself more and prove I am no more than a motor mouth
53:00 <Sutekh> StatsOP can still see, just not speak
53:00 <steven> !ttop10
53:00 <Exo> are you sure you are not baiting yourself?
53:00 <^bozojim> and in doing so, Exo can say I am but omit the fact that he is putting down that he is the cause of it
53:00 <Exo> grea
53:00 <Exo> t
54:00 <steven> okay so now i need to catch pong it shouldnt be to hard oh i think im in front now
54:00 <Sutekh> well, something like that lol
54:00 <^bozojim> look at that I am over three hundred words ahead of Exo and i am not even trying
54:00 <Exo> the three stooges, jim, shat and pong all in the ttop10
54:00 <Exo> yes jim 
54:00 <Exo> you are not trying 
54:00 <Exo> 8rolling 11on 7the 9floor 4laughings
54:00 <^bozojim> no make that the four stooges as Exo is also in the top ten as well
54:00 <^bozojim> Jim sits with his shiny halo and acts piously and angelically
55:00 <Exo> is there smoke emitting from your keyboard jim
55:00 <^bozojim> no there is not as yet
55:00 <^bozojim> to prevent issues related to it getting too hot, over heating and smokingh
55:00 <steven> im going to h4x0r the stats
56:00 <^bozojim> I know I will not make it to two thosuand words and I am glad as then that would mean I am a real motor mouth but below just proves I am a real chatter
57:00 <Sutekh> 4 mins come on Jim you can do itttttttttttttt
57:00 <^bozojim> I think this is enough words for a twenty four hour period and should look nice on my placing stats
57:00 <Exo> almost time JIMMMM!!!
57:00 <^bozojim> I make it under three minutes and I know that I am only human not a machine
57:00 <Exo> how much can i pay you a day for you to log into my nick and boost my stats jim?
58:00 <^bozojim> this should be enough as I am sure you have had enough fun for one night and you cannot do that as who would want to walk into your stats
58:00 <Exo> maybe i can pay someone from china to log in and chat 24 hours a day to do so
58:00 <Sutekh> can too much chat make people sick like too many cheeseburgers?
58:00 <^bozojim> one never knows what one might catch from it
58:00 <^bozojim> !ttop10
58:00 <Exo> not bad 
58:00 <Exo> jim is only 58 words ahead of me
58:00 <Exo> terribad
59:00 <Sutekh> i feel like im going to puke
59:00 <steven> wow
59:00 <steven> !ttop10
59:00 <jigsaw> whacks exo with a stick, the swearing should put you in the lead
59:00 <steven> thats better =p
00:00 <Exo> good, just the stats i wanted 
00:00 <Exo> (1234) 
01:00 <Sutekh> what you got planned for Friday the 13TH Jim, did you finish the woden axe with the clown outfit?
01:00 <^bozojim> !place
01:00 <StatsOP> ^bozojim is on place #21 out of 593.
01:00 <steven> !place
01:00 <StatsOP> steven is on place #48 out of 593.
01:00 <^bozojim> rolling on the floor laughing
02:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: blink-182 - What's My Age Again? (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 2:27 - Category: Music - 58,160,881 views views - 218,420 likes (97.2%), 6,202 dislikes (2.8%)
02:00 <Sutekh> Exo's sneeky plans
03:00 <Exo> where are all the chicks tonight 
03:00 <Exo> massive sausage fest in ere 
04:00 <Exo> a wet on wellington feel
04:00 <Exo> haha
04:00 <Exo> gotta keep em nice and juicy o_
05:00 <Sutekh> dont worry when skyfire returns he will challenge Jim for top dog in here
07:00 <Exo> not to mention all the sheilas he runs away with 
07:00 <Sutekh> Yep
09:00 <Exo> hope his enjoying his tax payers funded holiday 
09:00 <Sutekh> Jim went quiet at 9.01... now that is very strange :D
09:00 <^bozojim> lol
09:00 <^bozojim> I had to have a pit stop
09:00 <Sutekh> haha
10:00 <Exo> i think he celebrates after his win
10:00 <Exo> 9:02 onto pornhub 
10:00 <^bozojim> in your dreams
10:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h51m55s]
10:00 <Sutekh> haha did you read pornhub has some nasty viruses for viewers lately
10:00 <Exo> yes 
11:00 <Exo> its in my dreams for you to be watching porn 
11:00 <^bozojim> would not suprise me
11:00 <Exo> you got any nasty virsus lately jim
11:00 <^bozojim> I had a horse go past the window a few nights ago
11:00 <^bozojim> and i awoke to a night mare
12:00 <Exo> 13o_O
13:00 <^bozojim> and we had a young horse we were training to be a gun runner
13:00 <^bozojim> it was a colt
14:00 <Exo> do you bet on the races jim
14:00 <^bozojim> no I do not
22:00 <^bozojim> is it true Exo that the horse you bet on in the 1995 melbourne cup is still running
24:00 <Exo> possibly
25:00 <^bozojim> you bet on an old nag
25:00 <^bozojim> lol
26:00 <^bozojim> ty they needed cleaning
27:00 <HellFury> pop up fail
27:00 <Nero> http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html
27:00 <HellFury> that's better
32:00 <^bozojim> or shoudl i say make an improvement
33:00 <Exo> 8rolling 11on 7the 9floor 4laughings
33:00 <tobor> ok Exo ty 4 that
33:00 <tobor> hi Roshendar
34:00 <Exo> no worries roboto
45:00 <tobor> ne messages Exo
46:00 <tobor> did that fax come through about the big account
10:00 <Cath^> :o
11:00 <tobor> hi cath
11:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
11:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(146) 2. ^bozojim(122) 3. ^Roshanda^(94) 4. Sutekh(61) 5. tobor(21) 6. o_(10) 7. steven(2) 8. goddess_of_Cath^(2) 9. Nero(1)
11:00 <Cath^> hi tobor
11:00 <Cath^> big nite on irc lol
12:00 <tobor> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
12:00 <tobor> ne1 else watchin frozen
12:00 <^bozojim> see Cath^ I am not always the top hatter not that I try to be the top chatter but it does happen at times that I am the topc hatter from chatting
13:00 <Cath^> t h e  m a d h a t t e r  ! ! ! 😜
14:00 <^bozojim> <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1..Exo(12222) 
15:00 <^bozojim> Cath^ that was the top chatter for the previous twenty four hours
15:00 <^bozojim> Exo got into motor mouth mode for sure
15:00 <tobor> ne1 passin out nudes
16:00 <Cath^> wtf
17:00 <tobor> just checkin cath
17:00 <Cath^> yes ( o Y o )
17:00 <tobor> ( .  )(  . )
17:00 <Cath^> i was wtfing @ Exo's motor mouth
17:00 <tobor> o
18:00 <Cath^> hehe
21:00 <Cath^> wherefore art thou Exo?
21:00 <couleurs> here
22:00 <tobor> HAHAHAHAHAHA
22:00 <tobor> its funny coz couleurs isnt Exo get it
22:00 <tobor> good 1 caller
23:00 <couleurs> thx robor
24:00 <couleurs> yea ok bye Cat
24:00 <tobor> whoa havent seen some1 that rude since roshindu
26:00 <tobor> damn it cath!!!!!!!!
26:00 <couleurs> definanteley
26:00 <Cath^> whaa??
26:00 <Cath^> hi Benno
26:00 <tobor> how come u left?  askin for a friend
26:00 <Ben> Hi Cath^
26:00 <Ben> Hows it going?
26:00 <Cath^> good thanks you?
27:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/h7r4dBX.png
27:00 <tobor> good thx
27:00 <Ben> Yeah not too bad thanks
27:00 <Ben> A bit tired, but good
27:00 <couleurs> robo n me @ basebowl
27:00 <Ben> TGIF tomorrow
27:00 <Ben> It's been a long week
27:00 <Cath^> app timed out tobor..i was looking elsewhere lol
27:00 <Ben> A long month
27:00 <Ben> etc
27:00 <Cath^> tgif!
27:00 <tobor> hahahahahahahahahaha
27:00 <Ben> Yeah tomorrow though l ol
27:00 <tobor> nice 1 caller
28:00 <couleurs> Skype Hacks
28:00 <Ben> Probably second weekend I've had off in about 4 months
28:00 <tobor> its ok cath u can say u were lookin at porn
28:00 <Cath^> we're almost there
28:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/DTX92IJ.png
29:00 <Ben> I'm pretty sure that light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train
29:00 <Cath^> are the rails shaking?
29:00 <Ben> Not sure
29:00 <tobor> lol
29:00 <Cath^> feel it
29:00 <Ben> I can hear the dryer going, but I don't think that's it
29:00 <Cath^> lol
30:00 <Ben> Plus you don't usually have a bright light and a fucken loud horn on your dryer :D
30:00 <Cath^> not usually
30:00 <Cath^> but this is irc
30:00 <Ben> Well, you have a point
30:00 <Cath^> you can be anything ;)
30:00 <Ben> Even if its not even remotely possible
30:00 <Ben> lol
31:00 <Cath^> hi Nice1
31:00 <Ben> As stupid as it might sound 
31:00 <Nice1> hi Cath^!
31:00 <Cath^> unpossible
31:00 <Ben> lol
31:00 <Nice1> impossible
31:00 <Cath^> sheesh
31:00 <Ben> I should probably go to bed soon
31:00 <Nice1> yeah
31:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/VFLlHmv.jpg
31:00 <couleurs> me
31:00 <Ben> Put my daughter into her bed, then go to bed myself
31:00 <Cath^> are you correcting my spelling Nice1 ?
32:00 <Nice1> ok
32:00 <Ben> Man she was tired tonight
32:00 <Nice1> I would do a thing like that
32:00 <Nice1> err wouldnt
32:00 <Ben> She was having a nap at about 6pm when I got home, but she was still wrecked
33:00 <Nice1> yep
33:00 <Cath^> sounds like you're all having a big week
33:00 <Ben> Yeah
33:00 <Nice1> sure am
33:00 <Ben> I was away for about 6 weeks for work in quick succession
33:00 <Ben> Make that 5 weeks
33:00 <Nice1> oh
33:00 <Cath^> no rest for the wicked
33:00 <Nice1> long time
34:00 <Ben> I like the travel
34:00 <Ben> But eating out for every meal of the day gets boring
34:00 <Ben> You crave a 'normal' meal towards the end of it
34:00 <Ben> Plus when your travelling, you're always working more hours than you normally would when your at home
34:00 <Cath^> here or overseas ?
34:00 <Nice1> !ttop10
34:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(179) 2. Exo(146) 3. goddess_of_Cath^(108) 4. ^Roshanda^(94) 5. tobor(88) 6. Ben(81) 7. Sutekh(61) 8. Nice1(21) 9. couleurs(19) 10. o_(10)
35:00 <Ben> Bith of both
35:00 <Cath^> kk
35:00 <Nice1> oh
35:00 <tobor> made number 5 YEA
35:00 <Ben> 3 weeks I was in Singapore and Hong Kong
35:00 <Ben> So 2 weeks in SNG and 1 week in HK
35:00 <Cath^> i'm giving Jim a run for his money lol
35:00 <tobor> phuk, u catch yellow fever?
35:00 <Ben> Then and a week and a bit in country Victoria
35:00 <Nice1> ive been giving jim a run as well
36:00 <Nice1> ohh
36:00 <Nice1> hang og the topic has been updated
36:00 <Ben> I've been at this place for just on 5 years
36:00 <Nice1> i was coming second before
36:00 <Ben> But I saw a job advertised for similar work but more complex at another company
36:00 <Nice1> I was about 1570 and jim was about 1590
36:00 <Ben> I'm debating whether or not to apply for it
37:00 <Cath^> is there travel involved?
37:00 <Ben> I'm happy where I am, but the environment at the one I saw is like more than 20 times the size of ours
37:00 <Ben> I'd say so
37:00 <Ben> Its for a major retailer
37:00 <Ben> Woolworths to be exacft
37:00 <Ben> exact*
38:00 <Cath^> are you at the top of your career ladder?
38:00 <Ben> The role is for a Senior Infrastructure Engineer
38:00 <Ben> My current role is Senior Systems Engineer, which apart from management, is about as high as you can go
38:00 <Ben> I love my job, I love the people
39:00 <tobor> what does that entail, specifically Ben
39:00 <Ben> But its also good to stay fresh
39:00 <Cath^> however...
39:00 <Ben> I'm in two mindsets right
39:00 <Ben> I don't want to get too comfortable
39:00 <Ben> That's when you get lazy
39:00 <Cath^> why would the other one be better?
40:00 <Ben> But by the same token, leaving too soon so to speak is like saying, you've invested lots of time learning a heap of stuff and improving things, only to get up and leave
40:00 <Ben> Its a weird predicament
40:00 <tobor> Ben
40:00 <tobor> the secret is to have a good excuse
40:00 <Cath^> lol
40:00 <Cath^> yeah woolies discount ;p
40:00 <Ben> Cath^ : Possibly better career prospects, ability to learn more in-depth technical skills
40:00 <tobor> "i didn't get along with somebody there because they were content with subpar performance"
40:00 <Ben> Ownership of projects, etc
41:00 <Cath^> which sector are you in now?
41:00 <Ben> Cath^ : haha.. I don't even shop there. Mind you, I did work there before starting work in IT
41:00 <tobor> sector of TITS amirite
41:00 <Ben> I'm in IT working for an Aviation company
41:00 <Ben> So we manage all the infrastructure that holds it together
42:00 <Cath^> kk different
42:00 <tobor> do you use netgear switches
42:00 <Ben> Well, that's my role in a team of 4 including the boss
42:00 <tobor> netgear are the best
42:00 <Ben> HAHAH god no
42:00 <Ben> Dlink dude, Dlink!
42:00 <Ben> Wannabe Cisco crap
42:00 <Ben> lol
42:00 <tobor> they have a good warranty
42:00 <tobor> i called their support once they were really friendly
43:00 <Ben> Cath^ : Yeah, in a bigger company, you'd be shielded from the end-user stuff I would imagine being such a big place
43:00 <Ben> But I'm worried about the segregation involved
43:00 <Ben> Meaning, alot of what I do, some companies would have groups of people to manage it
44:00 <Ben> For example, VMWare - from woe to go, I can build a new cluster from scratch, on my own
44:00 <Ben> So you have fabric networking for the storage, SAN for the disks, physical hardware to host the VM's, appliances to manage various things, different networks etc depending on what you want to do
45:00 <Ben> I can do all that myself
45:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
45:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Ben(458) 2. ^bozojim(179) 3. goddess_of_Cath^(153) 4. tobor(153) 5. Exo(146) 6. ^Roshanda^(94) 7. Sutekh(61) 8. Nice1(52) 9. couleurs(19) 10. o_(10)
45:00 <Cath^> lololol
45:00 <Ben> But, in bigger companies, you'll have a team that does the fabric stuff and the host stuff, someone to create VM's, someone to install the sfotware etc
45:00 <Ben> I'm so used to doing it all myself
46:00 <Ben> Oh yay.. in the 20 mins I've been here I've got the most words. Unpossible!
46:00 <Cath^> can you let all that go?
46:00 <Cath^> lol
46:00 <Ben> Cath^ : That's my dilemma
46:00 <Cath^> ok...do you want to let it go?
47:00 <Cath^> maybe it's about working smarter not harder
47:00 <Ben> Cath^ : Plus, I've often walked into a new job where the setup is less than ideal, then unravelled it all, spent some money over a number of years, and made a shitload of improvements etc. I've never walked into a place where alot of it already pre-exists
48:00 <Ben> I need to get my resume` upto speed as well
48:00 <Cath^> what's your goal here..more money or more challenge?
48:00 <Ben> Bit of column A and bit of column B
49:00 <Ben> I love a challenge
49:00 <Cath^> = you're bored ;p
49:00 <Ben> haa
49:00 <Ben> How do you deduce that I'm bored?
50:00 <Challenge^> you want a challenge..you are actively looking for roles
50:00 <Ben> The thing that does frustrate me a bit about where I am now, is there is always the money limitation with budgets
50:00 <Ben> We're always watching the purse, but we don't cut corners
51:00 <Ben> Cath^ : I haven't applied for anything yet, but I'm always watching the market
51:00 <Ben> I like to know what's going on
51:00 <Cath^> indeed
52:00 <Ben> Its actually a good thing to work for somewhere smaller where the budgets aren't as big, because very quickly you learn to do more with less
52:00 <Ben> Its a skill you can take with you to a big business, and apply the same logic
52:00 <Cath^> perhaps
53:00 <Ben> For example.. if you need to host more VM's but you have no memory for example
53:00 <Ben> Look at what you have, and where you can improve
53:00 <Ben> For instance, how many slots do you have utilised on your boards? Can you replace your modules with higher capacity sticks to get the same result?
54:00 <Ben> If you can.. its cheaper than going out and spending 50k on new servers
54:00 <Ben> You could spend 15k and get the same outcome
54:00 <Ben> That's just a small example
54:00 <Ben> I could keep going
55:00 <Cath^> you could
55:00 <Cath^> lol
55:00 <Ben> If you have aging hardware, and a combination of stuff holding it together, come up with a completely new solution that in the longrun works out cheaper
55:00 <Ben> You're initial outlay over the first few years will be high, but your long term benefit you'll get back over a number of years
56:00 <Ben> But.. I can see how this is realllllllllllly boring to read lol
56:00 <Cath^> you should be in accounts ;p
56:00 <Ben> Oh god NO
56:00 <Cath^> lol
56:00 <tobor> Ben you can just rent a server at godaddy
56:00 <Ben> Man they do my head in
56:00 <Ben> pfftt
56:00 <Ben> Depending on who you are etc, buying works out cheaper
57:00 <Ben> If you're a business with 20 people, then yes, cloud offerings might be for you
57:00 <tobor> windows virtual machine they just put it online next day easy
57:00 <Ben> But you have to consider EVERYTHING
57:00 <Ben> MS will charge you for each little thing that you want
58:00 <Ben> Ofice - cost, skype for business - cost, hosting 100 vms - cost/licensing/uptime/location etc etc
58:00 <Ben> It gets very expensive
58:00 <tobor> lol Ben, i've been infrastructure before, designed access networks and now design scalable software architecture, i'm just pulling your leg
58:00 <Cath^> work for a multi national.. good perks
58:00 <Ben> Plus IT does not make money - we spend it
58:00 <Ben> tobor, lol all good dude
58:00 <Ben> Don't worry, I'm not getting my back up or anything like that
58:00 <tobor> xD
59:00 <Ben> Cath^ : That's true
59:00 <Ben> Cath^ : working for a smaller company is good too because its more 'personal'
59:00 <Ben> You know the person next to you, who you talk to on the phone etc - its not quite as formal
59:00 <Ben> Its interesting to explain
00:00 <Ben> But I see what you mean
00:00 <Ben> I worked for NCR for a few years back in the day and same with Franklins
00:00 <Ben> And they were HUGE
00:00 <Cath^> c'mon..you can have virtuals servers but you don't want a virtual team??? ;p
01:00 <milk> I've never met my manager or agent
01:00 <Ben> haha
02:00 <Ben> Cath^ : you can actually. They exist when split between different countries and outsourced companies
02:00 <Ben> Its becoming popular in Call Centres
02:00 <Cath^> just flexible work arrangements
02:00 <Ben> People can login from home, and take calls from their home, but still be part of a bigger team based geographically just about everywhere
03:00 <Cath^> wb Nice1
03:00 <Nice1> hey
03:00 <Nice1> wats going on
03:00 <Ben> Cath^ : Basically yes. And flexible in terms of hours, the work you do, etc etc
03:00 <Ben> I can work from just about anywhere
04:00 <tobor> can you work from a bath tub
04:00 <Ben> As long as I've got internet access and my phone
04:00 <Ben> I'm set
04:00 <Cath^> catch up with the boss via VC
04:00 <Ben> tobor : Laptops and water don't mix! :D
04:00 <Ben> Yep an yep
04:00 <Ben> or call
04:00 <tobor> yea
04:00 <Cath^> we would all be screwed without internet :/
04:00 <Ben> Where would we be without it?
05:00 <Cath^> probably asleep ;p
05:00 <Ben> Rewind even 18 years, working remotely as much as we do now was practically unheard of
05:00 <Nero> relaxed
05:00 <Cath^> lol Nero
05:00 <Ben> If you dialled in for work, you'd call a specific phone number using your modem directly to your office
05:00 <Ben> None of this internet, then vpn tunnel
05:00 <Cath^> bandwidth rage!
06:00 <milk> Sachin Tendulkar is Captain of Australia
06:00 <tobor> i dunno, sandra bullock was ordering pizza on her laptop on the beach
06:00 <Ben> 56k modem PHOWAR!
06:00 <Ben> tobor : I remember there being a 200 metre phone cabling going back to her house
06:00 <tobor> haha
06:00 <milk> he knows what to do if its not on outside stump
06:00 <Ben> It dropped out a few dozen times though :P
07:00 <Cath^> i was diiging through some boxes the other day..found a 56k modem..had a chuckle
07:00 <tobor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bF4ASGJWA
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Net Sandra Bullock (Nov 11, 2012) Length: 3:19 - Category: Film & Animation - 49,111 views views - 71 likes (93.4%), 5 dislikes (6.6%)
07:00 <Ben> 33.6k was the shit in my day
07:00 <Ben> You'd have to be rich to own a 56k
07:00 <Ben> haha
07:00 <milk> wanna hear a joke?
07:00 <Cath^> lol
07:00 <Ben> It was like.. man.. 56K OH MY GOD
08:00 <milk> Europeans live in Australia
08:00 <Ben> And whinge about the warm weather in summer?
08:00 <tobor> i had a 28.8k in circa 1991
08:00 <Ben> haha
08:00 <Ben> ok.. I gotta run
08:00 <tobor> ciao
08:00 <Ben> Good talking to you lot
09:00 <Ben> Chatyas another time
09:00 <milk> Only India shitfloods Oz
09:00 <Ben> Have a good one :)
09:00 <Ben> Ciao for now
09:00 <Nice1> nite
09:00 <Cath^> nite Ben
09:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
09:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Ben(1226) 2. goddess_of_Cath^(274) 3. tobor(225) 4. ^bozojim(179) 5. Exo(146) 6. ^Roshanda^(94) 7. Sutekh(61) 8. Nice1(57) 9. milk(36) 10. couleurs(19)
09:00 <Nice1> ben
09:00 <Nice1> hehhe
10:00 <Cath^> lol
10:00 <Nice1> jim right down the list. how ironic
10:00 <Cath^> at least i'm beating Jim
10:00 <Nice1> do some piling
10:00 <Cath^> piling?
10:00 <tobor> sandra bullock was really cute
11:00 <tobor> u agreed cath y/n pls
11:00 <Nice1> then she got old
11:00 <Nice1> and wrickley
11:00 <Cath^> she's alright
12:00 <tobor> who is your hollywood pass cath?
13:00 <Cath^> is pass good or bad?
13:00 <tobor> if you could choose any hollywood actor or whatever, the one you like best
14:00 <Nice1> demi moore
14:00 <Nice1> heh sif
14:00 <Cath^> it changes
14:00 <tobor> demi moore ghost or demi moore rough night
14:00 <Cath^> Henry Cavill
14:00 <tobor> o ye
14:00 <tobor> jessica alba
14:00 <tobor> ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drool
15:00 <Cath^> every one likes her
15:00 <Nice1> demi moore is non excistent
15:00 <tobor> i like her more i saw her first cath
15:00 <Nice1> these days
16:00 <Cath^> i think she's a producer these days Nice1
16:00 <Nice1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySF9tu6jJUk&t=82s
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Real Reason We Don't Hear From Demi Moore Anymore (Apr 26, 2017) Length: 7:37 - Category: Entertainment - 2,251,163 views views - 5,156 likes (82.8%), 1,069 dislikes (17.2%)
16:00 <Nice1> or she cant find work
16:00 <Nice1> shes not that good anyway
17:00 <Nice1> too much illuminti exposure
17:00 <Nice1> and rituals
17:00 <Nice1> destroyed that woman
18:00 <Nice1> michael douglas is a player
19:00 <Cath^> nite
19:00 <Nice1> ok
20:00 <tobor> i watched The Game yesterday
32:00 <tobor> ok bye
54:00 <lx> 12 Wot... you again ? ? ?
54:00 <President_Trump> kid'd
56:00 <President_Trump> !seen HellFury
57:00 <StatsOP> President_Trump, HellFury is right here!
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