// #sydney — 2017-06-28
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12:02:00 <Manny_2Pac> !talk
12:02:00 <Manny_2Pac> now
12:07:00 <^Roshanda^> away [r: afk]
12:10:00 <Manny_2Pac> hi rish
12:10:00 <Manny_2Pac> rosh
16:38:00 <Tin-tin> soup
16:45:00 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [4h38m4s]
19:38:00 <nipmots> is it going off like cum in the sun?
20:11:00 <greppit> Lwaxana, why is ausnet's population diminishing? i predict by the end of the year it will be only you and a few other losers left on here.
20:11:00 <greppit> Has it got something to do with you??
20:11:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
20:15:00 <MagistrateOates> I hereby find Lwaxana guilty on the following charges
20:15:00 <MagistrateOates> 2 counts of possession of child pornography
20:15:00 <MagistrateOates> 3 counts of sexually molesting a minor
20:16:00 <MagistrateOates> 1 count of incest
20:16:00 <MagistrateOates> 1 count of fruad
20:16:00 <MagistrateOates> i sentence Lwaxana to a minimum of 1000 Lashes
20:17:00 <MagistrateOates> solitary confinement in a concrete cell for 3 years
20:18:00 <MagistrateOates> where she will be served a mouldy loaf of bread on a daily basis only
20:18:00 <MagistrateOates> and manage to sleep with cell rats
20:20:00 <MagistrateOates> I declare Lwaxana to be whipped a minimum of 1000 times regardless of this causing tissue wounds, blood or bone exposure
20:20:00 <MagistrateOates> and shackled by her wrists and feet
20:22:00 <MagistrateOates> i also order weekly electrocution to her genitals for additionalo punishment
20:23:00 <MagistrateOates> I authorise Roshanda to be prison officer and carry out this punishment
20:23:00 <MagistrateOates> this matter is now finalised
20:27:00 <MagistrateUlrich> Calling upon the Matter of Roshanda Vs the Holdfast Council
20:27:00 <MagistrateUlrich> Step forward
20:28:00 <MagistrateUlrich> the defendant is facing charges of
20:28:00 <MagistrateUlrich> 2 counts of offensive behaviour
20:28:00 <MagistrateUlrich> 3 counts of possession of illicit substances
20:29:00 <MagistrateUlrich> 1 count of theft
20:29:00 <MagistrateUlrich> Do you wish to plead guilty or Not guilty Roshanda?
20:30:00 <RoshandasSolicitor> Your Honour, my client would like to plead guilty on all charged
20:30:00 <RoshandasSolicitor> s
20:31:00 <^Roshanda^> hes bugging me in pm too
20:31:00 <amelia> lolllllllll
20:31:00 <^Roshanda^> first it was abuse lwa now its me
20:31:00 <Sutekh> b1rd?
20:31:00 <amelia> too funny for b1rd
20:31:00 <^Roshanda^> no its a stalker who seems to think its fucking funny to harass women
20:31:00 <MagistrateUlrich> I hereby convict you ROSHANDA
20:31:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
20:32:00 <Sutekh> crazy shit
20:32:00 <steven> lolol
20:32:00 <^Roshanda^> id laugh but hes been doing it for over 3 years
20:32:00 <^Roshanda^> so i dont find it funny or even remotely amusing
20:32:00 <MagistrateUlrich> to 30 days in a torture chamber
20:32:00 <MagistrateUlrich> plus
20:32:00 <Sutekh> 3 years? waaa
20:32:00 <^Roshanda^> yeh all coz i wont tell him how my cats are
20:33:00 <amelia> why wont u tell him how ur cats are
20:33:00 <^Roshanda^> so now i am a animal abuser when clearly im not
20:33:00 <amelia> he seems concerned
20:33:00 <Sutekh> and no one knows who it is?
20:33:00 <^Roshanda^> he used to use the name cutechineseeyes
20:33:00 <MagistrateUlrich> tribal punishment of spearing to your body
20:33:00 <MagistrateUlrich> plus
20:33:00 <^Roshanda^> but the shit stain changes his name more than he changes his fucking underwear
20:34:00 <Lwaxana> doubky gone
20:35:00 <Lwaxana> doubly gone
20:35:00 <^Roshanda^> mm
20:35:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
20:35:00 <Sutekh> makes l00peyd0g look normal ;p
20:35:00 <l00peyd0g> oiii
20:36:00 <l00peyd0g> dont be mean
20:36:00 <Sutekh> haha just joking with you
20:50:00 <l00peyd0g> :)
20:50:00 <l00peyd0g> water off a ducks back
20:56:00 <Sutekh> or d0gs
21:02:00 <o_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qusPXTQeF1g
21:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE BEGUILED Trailer 2 (2017) (Apr 19, 2017) Length: 2:30 - Category: Entertainment - 189,748 views views - 1,092 likes (91.3%), 104 dislikes (8.7%)
21:07:00 <couleurs> thx a lot link 2 da trailer dat spoils da whole movie
21:25:00 <steven> that greppit guy was on the ball
21:35:00 <Tin-tin> soup again
21:37:00 <Tin-tin> my brew is fermenting nicely
21:37:00 <milk> home brew?
21:37:00 <Tin-tin> ye
21:38:00 <milk> any bottles exploded?
21:38:00 <Tin-tin> had a heap of free bread n oranges
21:38:00 <Tin-tin> nah u leave the lid loose so the gas eascapes
21:39:00 <milk> were the oranges sweet?
21:39:00 <Tin-tin> yes
21:40:00 <milk> cool
21:40:00 <Tin-tin> smells good too
21:40:00 <milk> last place I was at had sour oranges
21:40:00 <Tin-tin> it'll be a week tomorrow
21:40:00 <milk> since?
21:41:00 <Tin-tin> then another 3 weeks
21:41:00 <Tin-tin> since I started it
21:41:00 <milk> ah the home brew
21:41:00 <Tin-tin> press it all out through a sif
21:42:00 <milk> they actually made a university course about brewing beer
21:42:00 <Tin-tin> ah ye
21:42:00 <Tin-tin> this will be a sparkling
21:42:00 <milk> heh heh
21:42:00 <milk> sparkling ale?
21:43:00 <Tin-tin> mabbe add a tiny touch of sugar when drinkin
21:43:00 <Tin-tin> make it like a sweet wine
21:45:00 <milk> have you got any bar wenches?
21:45:00 <Tin-tin> hehe
21:46:00 <Tin-tin> nah
21:47:00 <Tin-tin> it's brewin in a big 2kg tub of wat once had kimchi in it
21:47:00 <Tin-tin> u kno kimchi?
21:47:00 <milk> no...
21:47:00 <milk> is it noodles or something?
21:47:00 <Tin-tin> korean pucled cabbage
21:48:00 <milk> ah ok
21:48:00 <Tin-tin> picled
21:48:00 <Tin-tin> pickled
21:48:00 <milk> my google is broken
21:48:00 <Tin-tin> rite
21:49:00 <milk> some a-hole decided to flood me....
21:49:00 <Tin-tin> uhuh
21:50:00 <milk> started last week
21:50:00 <milk> been up n down ever since
21:50:00 <Tin-tin> ciggi, brb
21:50:00 <milk> no worries
21:52:00 <JedStar> Hey all
21:52:00 <b-queen> Hey frend
21:59:00 <orelie> 1,3 Raichu the rapist - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor , Blitzkrieg , StrykerX and MysteriousShado Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist !1,9 Raichu the rapist - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor , Blitzkrieg , StrykerX and MysteriousShado - Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist !
21:59:00 <lorena> 1,3 Raichu the rapist - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor , Blitzkrieg , StrykerX and MysteriousShado Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist !1,9 Raichu the rapist - Previous nicks consisting of: MickTaylor , Blitzkrieg , StrykerX and MysteriousShado - Darren Robert Below is The AustNet/Sunbury rapist !
22:01:00 <Tin-tin> rite
22:03:00 <Tin-tin> laters
23:09:00 <^Roshanda^> sorry testing something
23:09:00 <^Roshanda^> rapist
23:10:00 <b-queen> o he left
23:10:00 <^Roshanda^> as i said i was testing something which clearly didnt work
23:11:00 <couleurs> rapist
23:13:00 <b-queen> ye i said hes gone
23:13:00 <b-queen> stop calling 4 him
23:13:00 <b-queen> fuk sake
23:13:00 <^Roshanda^> fuck up amelia
23:13:00 <^Roshanda^> rapist
23:13:00 <^Roshanda^> im testing someones script
23:13:00 <couleurs> rapist
23:14:00 <Skirmish> rapist
23:14:00 <b-queen> HE FKN LEFT
23:14:00 <b-queen> R U DUM
23:14:00 <couleurs> just testing ^Rosiehannah^ script
23:14:00 <b-queen> rapist
23:15:00 <mozza> jackie is testing a script for me for fark sake whats the problem
23:15:00 <Skirmish> rapist
23:15:00 <couleurs> rapist
23:15:00 <couleurs> we're all trying to help!!!!!!
23:15:00 <mozza> its not working bugga it
23:15:00 <Skirmish> Time to eat a watch battery mozza.
23:15:00 <mozza> ill unload and reload
23:15:00 <mozza> lololololo
23:15:00 <couleurs> Oh Bugga.
23:15:00 <b-queen> rapist
23:15:00 <mozza> nah time to wind down and go to bed had a big day
23:16:00 <couleurs> bye moe
23:16:00 <b-queen> are u trying to summom him
23:16:00 <lx> 12 OK, so who left the door open and let this tosser in?
23:16:00 <b-queen> ???????
23:16:00 <couleurs> it worked!!!!!!
23:16:00 <b-queen> rapist
23:16:00 <b-queen> AHAHAHAH cereal
23:16:00 <President_Trump> props tho
23:16:00 <couleurs> xD
23:17:00 <mozza> heya trump...what amazing things have u done today
23:17:00 <President_Trump> !seen ^Roshanda^
23:17:00 <StatsOP> President_Trump, ^Roshanda^ is right here!
23:17:00 <Skirmish> rapist
23:17:00 <b-queen> She busy testing a script leave her alone
23:17:00 <b-queen> rapist
23:17:00 <couleurs> :~o
23:18:00 <couleurs> 2nicecoolhotwet4irc
23:18:00 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:18:00 <couleurs> lol
23:18:00 <President_Trump> these are people who work hard but no longer have a voice. I AM YOUR VOICE!
23:18:00 <b-queen> one day
23:18:00 <b-queen> one day
23:18:00 <couleurs> rapist
23:18:00 <Skirmish> I will be ded when it happens. ded from laughter.
23:19:00 <Skirmish> 2.5 weeks until I go to Surfers Paradise and do zero surfing.
23:19:00 <President_Trump> !seen Kezzie
23:19:00 <StatsOP> President_Trump, Kezzie is right here!
23:19:00 <President_Trump> lol no one surfs at surfers paradise do they
23:20:00 <b-queen> can u surf
23:20:00 <Skirmish> I haven't surfed for 16 years and I don't think I would remember how to.
23:21:00 <President_Trump> i surf at snapper
23:21:00 <couleurs> zero surfing eh? cool i been doing zero surfing a lot lately. literally no surfing at all. never. HaHa Lol xD
23:21:00 <President_Trump> ive been surfing ^Roshanda^ at pornhub, i highly recommend it
23:21:00 <steven> lol
23:23:00 <b-queen> u typo'd meg griffin
23:24:00 <Skirmish> lol
23:24:00 <Skirmish> Awww damnit King Arthur is no longer showing at the movies.
23:25:00 <SunbudySO> b-queen and Beaniebabie are both losers
23:25:00 <SunbudySO> the biggest female losers currently on austnet
23:25:00 <PT> epic props tho
23:26:00 <b-queen> u fkn loser b-queen
23:28:00 <Skirmish> SunbudySO hates himself so much he spends all his time here calling people losers and crying.
23:28:00 <Skirmish> I feel sorry for you.
23:30:00 <PT> chucky is a loser but a happy loser
23:31:00 <SunbudySO> Cath^ is another loser
23:31:00 <SunbudySO> lol
23:31:00 <SunbudySO> it seems it may be loser hour
23:31:00 <Cath^> hi Jerome
23:31:00 <Nero> it's always loser hour mate
23:31:00 <Skirmish> At least SunbudySO is an expert at being a loser so you're being judged by one of the best in the business.
23:32:00 <Cath^> lol
23:32:00 <SunbudySO> lol Cath^ its not plivent u loser
23:32:00 <SunbudySO> Cath^ is as dumb as b-queen
23:33:00 <Cath^> next
23:33:00 <Cath^> how are we?
23:33:00 <SunbudySO> Cath^ how does it feel to be as dumb as a door knob?
23:33:00 <SunbudySO> making false ideas?
23:33:00 <Skirmish> I am guessing it would feel like being SunbudySO.
23:33:00 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
23:34:00 <Skirmish> Cath^: I am good. Final planning stages before QLD holiday.
23:34:00 <SunbudySO> Skirmish how does that feel?
23:34:00 <Skirmish> SunbudySO: I will let you know if I ever suffer a major head injuryt and suffer brain damage.
23:34:00 <Cath^> i could use a holiday..somewhere warm
23:34:00 <Skirmish> Last thing left to do is tint the wifes new car next Thursday and everything is ready to go.
23:35:00 <PT> Cath^ your beauty is beyond compare
23:35:00 <Cath^> hi Trump
23:35:00 <Cath^> which car did she get?
23:36:00 <SunbudySO> Skirmish maybe you will have brain hemorage ok?
23:37:00 <Skirmish> Cath^: Hyundai Tucson Highlander.
23:37:00 <Cath^> colour?
23:37:00 <Skirmish> I got the new I30 SR cause it's not fair if I don't have a new car too lol
23:37:00 <Skirmish> She got white, I went blue again.
23:37:00 <Cath^> i got grey
23:38:00 <couleurs> :))))))
23:38:00 <Skirmish> Tucson or I30?
23:38:00 <Cath^> lol trust you to get a new car too
23:38:00 <Cath^> Tucson
23:38:00 <Skirmish> How are you liking yours? We only picked ours up last Thursday.
23:39:00 <SunbudySO> lol
23:39:00 <Cath^> LOVING
23:39:00 <SunbudySO> Skirmish why did you get such a gay car for?
23:39:00 <SunbudySO> thats a very austnet irc car you got
23:39:00 <SunbudySO> basically a pedo mobile
23:39:00 <Skirmish> lol as if 90% of irc could afford the car I got.
23:39:00 <couleurs> new i30 is cool esp the sr did you get the manual or auto?
23:40:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: 7 speed DCT.
23:40:00 <couleurs> cool
23:40:00 <Cath^> the sr looks nice
23:40:00 <Skirmish> I wasn't keen on the idea of a 1.6L engine until I took it for a test drive.
23:42:00 <Cath^> how is she liking the Tucson?
23:42:00 <couleurs> hyundai stepped up their game again
23:43:00 <couleurs> toyota's are shit now
23:43:00 <Skirmish> Cath^: She is liking it a lot. A nice step up from the Subaru XV
23:43:00 <SunbudySO> LOl
23:44:00 <SunbudySO> Skirmish who in the 10% could afford your car?
23:44:00 <SunbudySO> its a 30g car, whats your point?
23:44:00 <SunbudySO> not to mention you bought it on finance LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:45:00 <Skirmish> I didn't buy it on fiance at all.
23:45:00 <SunbudySO> Skirmish dont you think its a bit sad to come onto austnet and brag about some shit pedo poofter car you bought on finance lol
23:45:00 <Skirmish> lol
23:45:00 <PT> yeh i never brag about my ferrari
23:45:00 <Cath^> lol
23:45:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:46:00 <Skirmish> It's irc. Everyone has a ferari.
23:46:00 <Cath^> my ferrari is yellow
23:46:00 <couleurs> mine is rad
23:47:00 <Skirmish> I traded my Ferrari in on a Lambo for the extra fuel economy.
23:47:00 <Cath^> what colour is your bicycle SunbudySO ?
23:47:00 <Skirmish> The one that you sold at cash converters for drug money.
23:47:00 <couleurs> HaHa
23:47:00 <couleurs> Loser!!!!!!!!
23:48:00 <Skirmish> It's not hard to see that SunbudySO is a loser. He spends all his time on irc desperately trying to drag people down to his level.
23:49:00 <SunbudySO> Cath^ bicycle?
23:49:00 <Skirmish> I bought the car I wanted. Best car in the range of hot hatches. I'm happy with it and have zero fucks to give that some irc meth head wants to make fun of it.
23:49:00 <PT> Cath^ where is your bf bozojim?
23:49:00 <Cath^> gone to bed
23:50:00 <Sutekh> haha
23:50:00 <SunbudySO> <Skirmish> I bought the car I wanted. Best car in the range of hot hatches. I'm happy with it and have zero fucks to give that some irc meth head wants to make fun of it. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
23:52:00 <Cath^> Trump why is he lolling like you? a relative of yours?
23:53:00 <couleurs> : )
23:54:00 <PT> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:54:00 <Cath^> :D
23:54:00 <couleurs> and stay out Bicycle^Boi
23:54:00 <Skirmish> Bye Jerome
23:54:00 <Cath^> his mummy must have walked in
23:55:00 <Cath^> lol couleurs
23:55:00 <Skirmish> He got zlined
23:55:00 <Cath^> funny how you recognise someone by their rant ;p
23:56:00 <Sutekh> he always talks about pedos
23:56:00 <couleurs> he's always saying the same shit
23:56:00 <Sutekh> easy :p
23:56:00 <Cath^> and losers
23:56:00 <Cath^> and then he denied it was him
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