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00:07 <MrMW> we built this city on rock and roll
00:48 <President_Trump> lisa im almost ready
01:18 <lisa> ready for waht
03:01 <President_Trump> to listen to your song
03:29 <lisa> ok champ
04:28 <MrMW> i heard there was a secret cord that david played and it pleased the lord
04:40 <lisa> but you don't really care for music, do ya
04:46 <President_Trump> ok listening
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05:25 <MrMW> well it goes like this the fouth the fith
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06:06 <lisa> the minor fall and the major lift
06:44 <MrMW> baby ive been here before
07:24 <lisa> i've seen this room and iv'e walked this floor
07:27 <President_Trump> this is the hardest thing we've ever known
08:28 <lisa> you like President_Trump?
09:14 <President_Trump> its ok, we can listen at glasshouse
09:16 <MrMW> but all ive ever learnt from love...
09:21 <lisa> lol
09:31 <lisa> was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
09:56 <MrMW> gorgeous song
11:03 <MrMW> Jeff Buckley RIP
11:11 <lisa> fuck
11:15 <lisa> i hate that he died
11:23 <lisa> i have a jeff tattoo
11:40 <Nice1> when did he die
12:46 <MrMW> Annie Lennox...........Why
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22:17 <Lumeah3> Few months ago
22:24 <Lumeah3> Was sad ahy.
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35:16 <amelia> lisa is too nice & normal for IRC
35:50 <lisa> where did that come from
36:05 <^Roshanda^> ?
36:21 <Kynetic> from amelia's fingers
36:26 <Nice1> heh
37:00 <amelia> wots your secret lisa
37:06 <amelia> have you murdered someone
37:19 <lisa> not that i know of
37:21 <Kynetic> i know im always much nicer after murder
37:34 <Kynetic> as everyone knows
37:39 <Kynetic> you cant have slaughter
37:42 <Kynetic> without laughter.
37:42 <amelia> I don't know how you ended up here is all
38:46 <lisa> i've been ircing since 1999
39:10 <President_Trump> she ended up here via san diego
39:17 <lisa> yes
39:30 <President_Trump> where she was in a FEMA camp
39:35 <Nice1> heh
39:45 <amelia> even your voice sounds normal
39:47 <lisa> no i've never been in a natural disaster
39:57 <lisa> except the wildfires in 2007 in san diego
40:24 <lisa> i volunteered to look after people who were evacuated's pets
40:31 <lisa> at the football stadium
40:34 <lisa> random fact
40:35 <amelia> see
40:41 <amelia> too nice for IRC
40:55 <Nice1> 1
42:36 <Kynetic> nahhhhhhh
42:44 <lisa> i'm really not that nice
44:11 <Kynetic> i heard that one time lisa dog eared a library book
45:06 <amelia> well i heard she told a person "excuse me" when they were in her way once
45:33 <Kynetic> but excuse me is a question
45:38 <Kynetic> how do you tell someone a question
45:44 <lisa> why the picking on lisa
45:45 <President_Trump> im too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts
45:50 <amelia> its not a question
45:53 <amelia> how is it a question
46:03 <amelia> see, that was a question
46:07 <Kynetic> because it is framed as a question.
46:21 <Kynetic> when you say excuse me to someone. you are asking them to excuse you
46:36 <Kynetic> if youre telling someone 'excuse me' . youre doing it all wrong.
46:37 <amelia> no im telling them to fuckin move
46:41 <amelia> its a statement
46:50 <Kynetic> and this is why noone excuses you
47:00 <amelia> they do
47:10 <amelia> when i barge thru and push them to the ground
49:22 <lisa> i can honestly say i've never pushed anyone to the ground
49:42 <Kynetic> not even figuratively?
49:51 <amelia> that ain't livin
56:59 <ItsMeLenny> amelia, has a peen
57:29 <amelia> turkey slap u wif it
57:40 <ItsMeLenny> orly
58:44 <Kynetic> hot
59:11 <amelia> thnx i grew it myself
59:31 <ItsMeLenny> too much steroids
59:42 <ItsMeLenny> that wher she got her neckbeard from aswell
00:53 <lisa> mean
01:26 <amelia> i would never haf a neck beard
01:30 <ItsMeLenny> she likes it
01:41 <ItsMeLenny> boo! grow a neckbeard
01:41 <amelia> i would have it trimmed nicely and maintained
01:44 <Kynetic> amelia shaves twice a day
01:45 <ItsMeLenny> everyone else here has one
01:54 <lisa> i know i do
01:57 <Kynetic> ItsMeLenny has two
01:59 <ItsMeLenny> i have two
02:01 <ItsMeLenny> LOL
02:06 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
02:19 <Kynetic> he is neckbeard level 9000+
02:24 <ItsMeLenny> toats mcgoats
02:40 <lisa> god i miss music
02:50 <ItsMeLenny> amelia, come in here i have a song to sing you https://www.talk.gg/silvertongue
03:25 <Kynetic> i wouldnt open that site unless i was behind 7 proxies
03:29 <amelia> no I've had enuff of listening to your voice crack
03:54 <ItsMeLenny> Kynetic, nobody cares about your proxies
04:05 <lisa> bed time for this old lady
04:07 <ItsMeLenny> plez amelia, plez, im aksin nicely plez
04:07 <lisa> gnight kids
04:12 <ItsMeLenny> nighty night lisa
04:18 <Nice1> nite lisa
12:05 <ItsMeLenny> see
12:09 <amelia> c u lisa
12:28 <ItsMeLenny> amelia just fell in love with me, 4 lines of a song and she was all flirty
13:02 <amelia> I said it was shit
13:09 <ItsMeLenny> ouch
13:11 <ItsMeLenny> #neveragain
13:22 <ItsMeLenny> thats not what you told me
13:24 <amelia> then u got sad and i said ok it was beautiful
13:32 <ItsMeLenny> you're the rudest
13:36 <amelia> cos i am a nice person
13:37 <ItsMeLenny> and you dont even have a neckbeard
14:06 <ItsMeLenny> im going to bed
14:12 <Lumeah3> Ni ni
14:14 <ItsMeLenny> baibai
14:15 <amelia> iM TWeNTY SeVeN
14:25 <amelia> me2
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14:29 <q{{> good that amelia sort out lenny memory on that
14:31 <q{{> lol
14:51 <Nice1> heh
15:07 <Nice1> she cant control her temper that girl
15:24 <Lumeah3> Might need a root.. Lol soz
15:38 <q{{> aint nothing wrong with her temper
15:44 <Nice1> hehe fatal attraction
15:50 <q{{> was very fair
16:51 <Nice1> id be fucking scared in bed with her.
17:01 <^Roshanda^> im outskies too
18:14 <q{{> thinks ^Roshanda^ is timid in bed now
18:25 <^Roshanda^> or
18:43 <^Roshanda^> im going to do what the other half and house mate is doing and go get some sleep and hope this headache fucks off
18:56 <^Roshanda^> not everything is about sex
19:02 <Nice1> oh?
24:24 <^Roshanda^> wot got nothing to say q{{ you were so quick to assume that i was timid in bed like 5 mins ago
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25:24 <q{{> im joking ^Roshanda^
25:36 <q{{> i dont know anything about u :P
28:27 <^Roshanda^> btw the males went to bed at 9:30 pm... one of them works 7 am to 5 pm the other has nerve pain problems
28:38 <^Roshanda^> should not jump to conclusions... and nite
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40:11 <b1rd> Gawwd damn.. went bed too early now ill have to kill few hours!!
40:56 <beagle> i need to take a poo .
40:57 <b1rd> 1st thoze.. coffee. I fried!
41:02 <b1rd> Yay
41:14 <b1rd> Soon me too!
44:16 <beagle> are you going to have a dihorrea poo or a big poo that rips your ass out, or a chilli poo that you walk away holding your buttocks and forget to flush ?
44:33 <b1rd> Hrrrm
44:46 <b1rd> Me arse hasnt yet decided
45:08 <b1rd> Best guess is
45:14 <b1rd> Average poo
45:34 <beagle> just put your finger up there feel around a bit , pull it out and look at the poo that is waiting, is it slimey ? perhaps dihorrea ... is it dark textured but solid ? perhaps you just need a fart for now. ... you never know what your ass will decide
45:48 <b1rd> I can never get a high enough dose of chilli to rip my arse tho
45:55 <b1rd> Lol
46:05 <beagle> lol
46:05 <b1rd> Been there done that
46:16 <beagle> no you havent
46:19 <b1rd> Bs
46:50 <b1rd> Once upon a time i had to use laxitave suppositores often
46:57 <b1rd> Lololol
47:29 <b1rd> So fingers up arse np
47:42 <beagle> just pretend its a worm
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48:05 <b1rd> Lolololol
48:11 <b1rd> Scared him off
48:46 <b1rd> Bowel noise indicates a bit of a wet one
48:51 <b1rd> Fyi
48:55 <b1rd> :-)
16:57 <b1rd> Not too early for black sabbath - paranoid. Is it?
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42:21 <lx>  ...mmmmmm... clearly has delusions of adequacy!
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00:07 <b1rd> ok. poo is terminal now
00:14 <b1rd> ready to freefall
00:18 <b1rd> terminal velocity! lol
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06:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Exo Exo
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53:20 <lx>  Do you realise that while you're here, you're also depriving a village of its idiot?
54:49 <Lumeah3> Aww
54:51 <Lumeah3> Yeah
54:53 <Lumeah3> Lol
54:57 <Lumeah3> :p
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24:45 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
33:46 <b1rd> Morning boe :)
34:04 <b1rd> "Work" now. Bbl a
34:07 <b1rd> ;-)
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34:40 <beehhh> danger danger
34:48 <beehhh> highway to the maccas zone
35:22 <beehhh> any gay guys want to be my valentine
35:39 <Acem> °-°
35:39 <beehhh> offers on the table
36:09 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v Glenn
37:57 <beehhh> go see a doctor and get a disorder certfied
41:37 <Glenn> Just in case... I posted a copy of his details here. Seems nothing is sacred.
42:12 <Glenn> ...wong window... :P
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46:47 <lx>  Heads up! Look who just snuck in!!!!
48:08 <beehhh> bad weather
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48:48 <beehhh> 47 degree in qld
49:11 <beehhh> here its 6 degrees
49:35 <beehhh> good good i should have a cry on
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50:12 <beehhh> another heatwave coming through
51:53 <beehhh> you guys turned your back on me, good on you
53:30 <beehhh> i suffered 20 years, thanks for destroying my future
53:44 * beehhh has 24 split personalities
55:07 <beehhh> they are coming to get you all
59:36 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUMQ9jW2qAw
59:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Split Official Trailer #1 (2017) James McAvoy Thriller Movie HD (Jul 27, 2016) Length: 3:05 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,555,685 views views - 7,084 likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
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05:08 <b1rd> Lol
05:39 <b1rd> Lol lx haz buffer overflow condition..
05:39 <lx>  "He's just a politician trying to save both his faces..."
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06:23 <staffecet> b1rd your home at coburg still standing or burnt?
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06:36 <lx>  Since you've arrived unannounced, it would be better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
06:57 <staffecet> <b1rd> Fuck off terrorist.<b1rd> Hope you die soon.
07:00 <staffecet> racist
07:05 <staffecet> thats racist
07:36 <staffecet> asians will invade your country at a large
09:16 <staffecet> http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/53/5357ce3937b8576a3b4471c324b826f1685692f5c524e20f0276b4cdcee17474.jpg
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16:53 <b1rd> Good ridance. Maggot.
17:11 <b1rd> Burgers for breakfast tho.
45:53 <JedStar> Morning all
46:04 <Kezzie> morning JedStar
46:07 <b1rd> Moaning jeds
46:07 <Kezzie> hi b1rd
46:13 <JedStar> Howdy Kezzie & b1rd
46:17 <b1rd> Hi kezzzie
46:18 <JedStar> How are you both?
46:24 <b1rd> Good
46:25 <b1rd> U
46:50 <Kezzie> ok
46:51 <JedStar> Im ok
46:59 <b1rd> Cool
47:44 <JedStar> Got a busy day ahead
47:48 <JedStar> :/
47:52 <b1rd> Ahh
48:01 <b1rd> Big1
48:23 <b1rd> Eat ya weeties then :-)
48:29 <JedStar> Pfft
48:35 <JedStar> I have a coffee and smoke for breakfast
48:36 <JedStar> :D
48:40 <b1rd> Lolol
48:51 <JedStar> A red bull replaces coffee if I have one
49:03 <b1rd> A manbreakfast
49:09 <b1rd> Haha
49:21 <Kezzie> lol
49:38 <b1rd> Not that bird knows yq sex lol
49:42 <b1rd> Ya
49:48 <b1rd> Assumes male
49:55 <JedStar> lol
49:57 <JedStar> yah
50:02 <b1rd> Coz all females gone twitta
50:07 <b1rd> Facefail lol
51:09 <b1rd> Grrr burger greece not good touchscreen
56:22 <b1rd> Big day of irc 4 me
56:26 <b1rd> Brb lappy
56:26 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you b1rd...
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59:34 <lx>  Heads up! Look who just snuck in!!!!
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13:08 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v ^Roshanda^
13:13 <Kezzie> morning rosh
13:21 <^Roshanda^> morning
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14:56 <moohoo> oh
15:05 <Kezzie> hi moohoo
15:14 <q{{> !ttop10
15:15 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Q{{(2684) 2. Devil45(1136) 3. lisa(1006) 4. b1rd(906) 5. ^bozojim(778) 6. ItsMeLenny(638) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. amelia(553) 9. Nice1(436) 10. President_Trump(417)
15:21 <b1rd> morning moohoo
15:23 <b1rd> rosh
15:42 <b1rd> good, not painting target on my forehead by being up top
15:46 <b1rd> :-]
15:47 <moohoo> whats so fucken good about it?
15:48 <^Roshanda^> hi b1rd
16:05 <q{{> stats is dubious
16:10 <q{{> i dont think i chat that much
16:21 <b1rd> it's a conspiracy
16:27 <b1rd> all lies
16:30 <b1rd> fake news!
16:34 <q{{> yah
16:36 <q{{> :)
16:50 <moohoo> cnn?
16:55 <b1rd> lol yerh
17:23 <b1rd> channel 9
17:28 <moohoo> im in my new place
17:28 <b1rd> 7, 10
17:32 <b1rd> oh yeh
17:41 <b1rd> jus move in?
17:56 <moohoo> cunt starts scrubbing the bathroom 5 am like seriously???
18:02 <moohoo> yesterday
18:02 <b1rd> LOL
18:08 <b1rd> he's keen ay
18:16 <moohoo> be on the gear for sure
18:22 <moohoo> no fkn respect
18:24 <b1rd> nott necessrility lol
18:30 <b1rd> i was up at
18:32 <b1rd> 4
18:32 <moohoo> loud as fuck
18:39 <moohoo> I can tell
18:40 <b1rd> pumping black sabbath
18:46 <b1rd> fuck neighbours
18:48 <b1rd> lololol
18:53 <moohoo> he was peaking n talking to himself
19:00 <moohoo> good ol dandenong
19:14 <b1rd> ahh k
19:16 <b1rd> jeeezus
19:19 <b1rd> definite on the gear then
19:24 <moohoo> yeah bro bs
19:35 <b1rd> last time i went there,
19:39 <b1rd> the market,
19:47 <b1rd> was when apex jus forming / marketing themselves
19:48 <moohoo> yeh
20:00 <b1rd> i went there in solidarity / to punch on if they started shit
20:02 <moohoo> they are retards too
20:05 <b1rd> fkn oath
20:13 <b1rd> maggots
20:22 <moohoo> always tryin to scab shit
20:37 <moohoo> I want to shoot the lil dogs
21:10 <moohoo> other day im walking home with a slab...2 sudos start following me
22:00 <moohoo> one started asking me for a beer I just kept walkin then he started grabbing on the slab
23:05 <moohoo> i started pushing the dog n told him ill kill him then they fucked off mouthing off that im scum british colony
27:48 <b1rd> fkn scum
27:54 <b1rd> jeeez
28:03 <b1rd> im keen to come sort some filth out there
28:24 <b1rd> wow man
28:29 <b1rd> i would of stabbed that cunt
28:34 <b1rd> what a maggot
29:10 <b1rd> how long ago was this?
29:37 <b1rd> other day
29:39 <b1rd> fk
29:55 <b1rd> let me shoot him.
29:59 <b1rd> coz im not local there lol
30:09 <b1rd> u pass me gun, i shoot, u take back
30:11 <b1rd> :]
30:31 <b1rd> must have few rounds tho,
30:36 <b1rd> bad shot sometimes lol
30:53 <b1rd> and dont want the fucker to survive
30:57 <b1rd> if only hit few times
31:02 <b1rd> k
31:04 <b1rd> good plan?
31:46 <b1rd> ill drive the long way..
31:53 <b1rd> avoide fkn cameras and toll points
33:13 <moohoo> lol wowzers
33:33 <b1rd> cops wont be too worried if apex fags get offed
33:41 <b1rd> they'll respond, but not work too hard
34:00 <b1rd> doubt they'll even get a chopper up lol
34:04 <b1rd> once they see who it is
34:14 <moohoo> yeah doubtful
34:19 <b1rd> LOL
34:35 <moohoo> what you doing today?
34:53 <b1rd> ahh very little today
35:02 <b1rd> cooked a feed this morning, burgers
35:10 <b1rd> went up shops
35:31 <b1rd> urself?
36:51 <b1rd> or easier method, ill get on the piss, and we go out brawling
36:52 <b1rd> LOL
36:53 <moohoo> duuno man i just got half oz killer weed though
37:00 <b1rd> nice
37:06 <b1rd> thats alright
37:14 <moohoo> ill be getting slab later on
37:25 <moohoo> don't like starting toooo early
37:27 <b1rd> good smoke u tried yet?
37:33 <moohoo> im sooo poor aswell
37:35 <b1rd> yer it is early
37:43 <moohoo> yeah really good shit
37:47 <b1rd> sweeet
38:07 <b1rd> half o, fkn alright
38:10 <moohoo> cunts will be reeking the shit out in the hallway
38:23 <b1rd> lololol
38:36 <b1rd> i aint smoked since last time with u a
38:36 <moohoo> my mates a gun dropped off at 7am lol
38:43 <b1rd> LOL
38:44 <b1rd> on the ball
38:49 <moohoo> i had to go coles anyway
39:12 <moohoo> thank fuck they fixed up bbq shapes
39:13 * ^Roshanda^ yawns and goes to do her morning pills routine
39:16 <b1rd> i get stoned off me neighbours second hand bong smoke
39:21 <b1rd> lol coz live in unit
39:25 <moohoo> piilskies
39:26 <b1rd> id rather DIY tho
39:40 <b1rd> munchies
39:49 <^Roshanda^> yep pilskies and needle i hate being diabetic
39:58 <b1rd> ahh yer
40:01 <b1rd> shit a
40:03 <moohoo> man if i got weed im happy as a pig in shit
40:10 <b1rd> yer is good
40:20 <moohoo> ohh damn rosh
40:27 <b1rd> i was prediabetic
40:29 <b1rd> years back
40:36 <b1rd> starting dropping all of a sudden
40:41 <moohoo> im a bit of a drunk
40:43 <b1rd> was like, escape hozzy
40:50 <^Roshanda^> it runs in the family
40:54 <b1rd> does,
40:56 <^Roshanda^> out of all my siblings i got it
41:00 <b1rd> me grandfather had it type2
41:03 <^Roshanda^> thanks grandad
41:04 <b1rd> damn rosh
41:06 <moohoo> yeah my dad was j diabetic
41:13 <^Roshanda^> yeh gradfather was a tpye 1
41:18 <b1rd> shit a
41:23 <b1rd> me gook has type 2
41:27 <b1rd> controlled well now tho
41:37 <moohoo> i reckon i better check myself again
41:40 <moohoo> piss test
41:43 <b1rd> yerp
41:48 <b1rd> should keep ontop of it
41:48 <^Roshanda^> i got diagnosed as type 2 but got told by endocrinologist i should have been diagnosed type 1
41:55 <b1rd> ahh yer
41:57 <moohoo> shiiit
42:01 <b1rd> thats a fuckup
42:10 <b1rd> maybe gp doesnt know enough
42:26 <^Roshanda^> it was a public hospital that diagnosed me back in 09
42:33 <b1rd> my numbers while back were like 10ish
42:37 <b1rd> but now no idea
42:39 * deadpandadolls is a type 1 asshole
42:40 <b1rd> i should check
42:43 <b1rd> lol deadpandadolls
42:46 <deadpandadolls> :P
42:48 <deadpandadolls> lol
42:52 <b1rd> but just eaten, so must wait
42:54 <^Roshanda^> mines higher i keep a sugar level tester
42:57 <moohoo> PANDIS
43:04 <deadpandadolls> moopies
43:05 <b1rd> pando!
43:09 <b1rd> werd
43:13 <^Roshanda^> ie why im on meds
43:14 <moohoo> churr
43:17 <deadpandadolls> huhu
43:28 <b1rd> im a stubborn fucker tho, i resist diagnosis
43:30 <b1rd> LOL
43:31 <^Roshanda^> so over the twice a day needle atm lol
43:33 <Glenn> hmm...
43:33 <lx> ...ah huh...
43:43 <moohoo> same b1rd hate docs
43:48 <b1rd> yerpp
43:58 <b1rd> well got 1 good one, jus fkn takes a day to see her
44:02 <b1rd> coz all the junkies
44:08 <moohoo> LOLOLOL
44:12 <b1rd> LOL
44:14 <moohoo> where u at?
44:23 <b1rd> north melb
44:32 <b1rd> is alllright i guess
44:33 <moohoo> oh true haha
44:37 <b1rd> yer lol
44:46 <moohoo> better than this joint
44:59 <b1rd> what u got?
45:04 <b1rd> lil unit?
45:10 <moohoo> is anyone else still lying in bed?
45:21 <^Roshanda^> nah i got up
45:24 <moohoo> bro im in a rooming house
45:29 <b1rd> ahh yep
45:30 <^Roshanda^> pc and meds are outside in living room
45:33 <moohoo> 28 rooms here
45:35 <b1rd> jeez
45:44 <moohoo> bunch of jailbirds
45:50 <moohoo> i fit right in
45:50 <b1rd> yepp
45:52 <b1rd> haha
45:56 <b1rd> nar ur alright
46:13 <b1rd> least you literate lol
46:15 <moohoo> im gonna smash the big cunt that was doing the cleaning at 5am
46:21 <moohoo> make an example of him
46:31 <moohoo> smash him right in the glasses
46:34 <b1rd> yes
46:39 <b1rd> you must
46:49 <b1rd> or he'll jus keep it up
47:03 <moohoo> and if i see him drinking in the kitchen again ill pull that cunt up
47:05 <b1rd> teach him some manners
47:22 <b1rd> become top dog moohoo
47:23 <moohoo> scrubbing the floor with straw broom at 5
47:30 <b1rd> LOL straw broom
47:31 <moohoo> what the fuck man like seriously
47:39 <b1rd> what a tripper
47:46 <moohoo> yeah cunt was buzzing hard
47:48 <b1rd> on da ice
47:57 <b1rd> always clean on that shit lol
48:10 <moohoo> he seems alright but at least do it after 8 ya 4 eyed mutt
48:15 <b1rd> first time i had it, i was up on ladder fkn cleaning out top cupboards
48:19 <b1rd> yes
48:23 <b1rd> have some respect
48:32 <b1rd> get up em bro
48:40 <b1rd> LOL
48:44 <moohoo> yeah i cleaned my house like 8 times n vacuumed the driveway bro
48:48 <moohoo> never again
48:56 <b1rd> yerr
49:00 <b1rd> horrible drug
49:13 <moohoo> this cunt wouldn't know if ya were up him
49:40 <b1rd> pull him aside and try, then smack him if he says anyshit
49:49 <deadpandadolls> i couldnt do anythin
49:55 <moohoo> the puff was fun at the time glad i never took to it like these pelicans
49:58 <deadpandadolls> i ended up on the grass
50:03 <b1rd> yep
50:08 <deadpandadolls> feelin like i was sinkin in to the ground
50:11 <b1rd> me only few weeks on and off
50:18 <b1rd> the down is too hard
50:23 <deadpandadolls> n i called out to my m8 how i felt like i was jesus on thew cross
50:27 <moohoo> ive been on the weed since i was 10
50:36 <b1rd> weeds allright
50:43 <b1rd> wish i had lungs for it still
50:47 <b1rd> lol
50:49 <deadpandadolls> tru
50:55 <moohoo> my lungs are poop
50:57 <b1rd> lol jesus on cross
50:59 <moohoo> asthma
51:02 <deadpandadolls> lol
51:02 <b1rd> same
51:05 <b1rd> lol yer
51:25 <deadpandadolls> emphasema is the other thing to worry bout ey
51:28 <moohoo> i still smoke bongs im 34 how dumb is that
51:30 <b1rd> tru deadpandadolls
51:34 <deadpandadolls> is y i wana cut down the cigs n quit
51:37 <b1rd> yehh
51:42 <deadpandadolls> im 34!
51:44 <b1rd> smoke cigis too moohoo ?
51:46 <moohoo> yeah barstardly one had the big e
51:48 <deadpandadolls> we're sisters
51:54 <moohoo> lolololol
51:54 <deadpandadolls> :o
51:57 <deadpandadolls> ohh yea
51:58 <moohoo> aaaahahhaahahahahahaha
51:59 <deadpandadolls> lol
52:22 <deadpandadolls> bbs gotta drop cosby kids off at teh pewl
52:23 <lx>  The channel will be quiet without you deadpandadolls...
52:25 <b1rd> take a video of you smackin this dude moohoo
52:27 <b1rd> lol
52:33 <b1rd> will be funny as
52:38 <b1rd> LOL deadpandadolls
52:49 <moohoo> ill try bro
52:53 <b1rd> lol cool
53:02 <b1rd> left hand fone, right hand smackkk
53:02 Join: ItsMeLenny ([email protected]) to #sydney
53:05 <b1rd> LOLOL
53:13 <b1rd> youtube hit!
53:15 <moohoo> lolololo hes bigger than me
53:20 <moohoo> fucking ranga
53:21 <b1rd> you a tuff shit tho
53:23 <b1rd> ohh ok
53:28 <moohoo> ill get him when hes pissed
53:31 <b1rd> LOLOL
53:32 <b1rd> yes
53:41 <b1rd> i'll deck him if u want
53:42 <b1rd> lol
53:49 <b1rd> then u cant get in shit for it
53:56 <b1rd> community service
53:59 <b1rd> for moohoo
53:59 <moohoo> i cant get him inside though cuz theres cameras
54:06 <b1rd> ahhh
54:12 <b1rd> on way to shops
54:17 <moohoo> that's why i had to move here...fighting at the last place
54:26 <b1rd> yepp
54:33 <b1rd> is ok though if you assert yourself as boss
54:38 <b1rd> and maintain order
54:40 <b1rd> lol
54:41 <moohoo> ill find a stick and smash him with that
54:45 <b1rd> lololol
54:48 <b1rd> film tho
54:50 <moohoo> i have a nice driver in my room
55:08 <b1rd> :]
55:09 Part: ItsMeLenny ([email protected]) from #sydney
55:10 <moohoo> lol BOSS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH u trippa
55:16 <b1rd> topdog bro
55:26 <moohoo> alpha bruv
55:32 <b1rd> yeh man
55:49 <b1rd> u jus gotta attack the biggest / tuffest one
55:51 <moohoo> should i act even tougher around them?
55:55 <b1rd> yes
56:02 <b1rd> not size thats important
56:03 <moohoo> lmao
56:09 <b1rd> u got the fight in ya
56:11 <moohoo> be staunch lolz
56:15 <b1rd> yeh man
56:24 <b1rd> smash the current alpha real good
56:27 <moohoo> what if they all comply?
56:28 <b1rd> KO
56:36 <b1rd> nar they fall into line
56:38 <moohoo> i still gotta threaten one yeah
56:39 <b1rd> fairly quick
56:51 <b1rd> u jus KO the alpha
56:55 <b1rd> and then go about your business
56:56 <moohoo> lolz @ current alpha
56:58 <b1rd> as if nothing happened
57:08 <b1rd> well it should be obvious
57:13 <b1rd> who is the maddest
57:15 <b1rd> smash him
57:19 <b1rd> even if he's alright
57:23 <moohoo> like i said i don't wanna get kicked outta here man
57:30 <moohoo> 2nd day lol
57:31 <b1rd> yehhh spose
57:33 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
57:39 <b1rd> good point
57:46 <b1rd> but if you do, youtube it!
57:47 <moohoo> i wanna smash the cunt now
58:02 <b1rd> neck 2 beers
58:03 <b1rd> first
58:06 <moohoo> ill record it fo sho
58:11 <b1rd> FUCK YEAHH
58:12 <b1rd> lol
58:20 <b1rd> good shit
58:35 <b1rd> `topic moohoo smashes ice stooge
58:55 <moohoo> theres a little gook here to should i bump him in the hall?
59:05 <b1rd> yes
59:11 <b1rd> unless vietnamese
59:12 <b1rd> lol
59:16 <moohoo> lolz
59:18 <moohoo> yesss
59:21 <b1rd> coz they fkn mental
59:33 <b1rd> lololol
59:49 <b1rd> yes, walk down hall like u own it
59:54 <moohoo> he got in trouble for a burning plastic smell coming from his room...he claimed he was cooking steak
00:01 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
00:05 <b1rd> plastic steak
00:08 <b1rd> skitzo
00:17 <b1rd> gooks are always burning their rubbish
00:20 <moohoo> one of my good mates is from laos
00:25 <b1rd> oh yeh
00:28 <moohoo> hes fucken nuts bro
00:32 <moohoo> best cunt
00:38 <b1rd> sik as
00:48 <moohoo> he dabbles though
00:58 <b1rd> yer
01:04 <b1rd> hammer?
01:11 <moohoo> ice
01:15 <b1rd> yer
01:19 <b1rd> all ice now
01:21 <moohoo> dickhead
01:29 <b1rd> every fuckers on it
01:35 <moohoo> im not
01:36 <b1rd> im wired enough without it tho
01:39 <b1rd> yer
01:41 <b1rd> good
01:43 <moohoo> me 2 lolz
01:49 <b1rd> :]
01:58 <moohoo> silly enough on the piss
02:01 <b1rd> yes
02:15 <b1rd> i dont need many drinks these days lol
02:22 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
02:25 <b1rd> fkn 4 beers im in meltdown mode
02:32 <b1rd> so havent drank much
02:41 <moohoo> i had 8 last night feel like shit now lol
02:48 <b1rd> lololol
02:55 <moohoo> my mates came over
02:56 <b1rd> wot u drinking?
03:02 <moohoo> vic
03:06 <b1rd> ah yer
03:17 <moohoo> very bogan
03:18 <b1rd> get on the heini's
03:24 <b1rd> nar its alright the vic
03:25 <moohoo> yeah
03:34 <moohoo> i drink anything
03:35 <b1rd> but gotta wait for specials
03:44 <moohoo> don't mind coopers
03:49 <b1rd> hell yeahhh
03:53 <b1rd> red one for me
04:02 <b1rd> so good
04:12 <moohoo> only thing i cant stop once i start then usually make a cunt of myself
04:20 <b1rd> same as me
04:22 <b1rd> LOL
04:36 <moohoo> i should just smoke n that's it
04:43 <Skirmish> Sounds like you two can't handle your alcohol. Probably a good idea not to drink then.
04:44 <b1rd> thatd be best
04:49 <b1rd> fuck off sperm
04:52 <b1rd> wimmin basher
04:53 <moohoo> yeah
05:00 <b1rd> yeppp
05:03 <b1rd> choofin is good
05:07 <b1rd> drinking wrecks ya
05:17 <moohoo> id drink you under the table anyday sperminator
05:19 <b1rd> lost me licence got interlock, and stopped drinking since then
05:27 <b1rd> he would sperm.
05:31 <moohoo> good work
05:45 <b1rd> hard to maintain alcoholism with interlock
05:45 <b1rd> lol
05:52 <Skirmish> I don't know about that moohoo. Just ask b1rd. I am an alcoholic.
05:53 <b1rd> and cbf goin court to get it off
06:02 Part: q{{ (~Q{{@17cf1225.ca.charter.com) from #sydney
06:03 <b1rd> Skirmish, no, you a binge drinker
06:07 <b1rd> so stfu Skirmish
06:10 <b1rd> dickhead
06:22 <Skirmish> hahahahaha
06:22 <moohoo> lol sperm
06:23 <b1rd> moohoo, Skirmish told me yesterday that he has low testosterone levels
06:24 <b1rd> LOL
06:28 <b1rd> he shaves once a week
06:31 <b1rd> :]
06:32 <moohoo> its ok im a grog monster 2
06:46 <moohoo> gotta grab me a slab soon
06:59 <moohoo> iga just up the road lovely
06:59 <b1rd> bring a shiv
07:02 <b1rd> incase of niggers
07:07 <b1rd> :]
07:09 <moohoo> always have
07:12 <b1rd> good
07:19 <b1rd> yer fkn shiv in neck
07:21 <b1rd> fuck em
07:24 <moohoo> flick knife
07:30 <b1rd> excellent
07:38 <b1rd> give em a shivvin from the b1rd
07:40 <b1rd> LOL
07:42 <b1rd> extra one
07:43 <moohoo> i have a big ring on too
07:47 <moohoo> smesh dogs
07:55 <b1rd> haha
07:57 <b1rd> sweet
08:02 <b1rd> video tho!
08:08 <b1rd> u got good camera?
08:09 <moohoo> lol @ shivvin
08:14 <b1rd> lololol
08:22 <moohoo> 2 megapix
08:27 <b1rd> good enuf
08:28 <b1rd> lol
08:30 <moohoo> nah i dunno its ok lol
08:31 <b1rd> :D
08:37 <b1rd> cameras a camera
08:38 <moohoo> Huawei lol
08:44 <b1rd> coolies
08:49 <b1rd> lolol
08:51 <moohoo> poopies
08:57 <Skirmish> Hair cut day today.
09:10 <moohoo> ya getting a hairy
09:21 <moohoo> i shave my own head
09:31 <Skirmish> I prefer short hair. It grows out quickly despite my low T levels.
09:35 <b1rd> i did, but its growing back
09:39 <moohoo> i have grey hair im 34
09:41 <b1rd> :[
09:50 <b1rd> shave it off then
09:54 <b1rd> lol romperstyle
09:56 <Skirmish> I've got a salt and pepper look going on at 38.
09:59 <moohoo> what does low t levels do?
10:05 <b1rd> no balls
10:12 <b1rd> coz Skirmish used roids in his youth
10:16 <moohoo> mines really grey on sides lol
10:19 <Skirmish> I've got a 16yo son though so I can blame him for the grey hair.
10:19 <b1rd> so now, his testosterone is up the shit
10:22 <b1rd> almost a girl he is
10:40 <Skirmish> lol my god you talk a lot of shit b1rd.
10:44 <b1rd> but he's ok when he isn't trying to be a tuffy
10:47 <b1rd> arent u sperm!
10:47 <moohoo> how do u lose t?
10:52 <b1rd> no, i have logs Skirmish
10:56 <b1rd> you made the claim
11:00 <b1rd> "i only shave twice a week"
11:05 <b1rd> fucking outted yaself
11:06 <b1rd> LOL
11:18 <moohoo> i only shave twice
11:20 <b1rd> Skirmish bashes women, moohoo
11:23 <b1rd> is why i hate him
11:34 <Skirmish> I'm not disputing doing dec in my early 20's. Every other claim you make related to it is utter garbage.
11:41 <b1rd> stabbing some africans will help
11:45 <b1rd> i reckon
11:47 <moohoo> lol
11:47 <o_> you feminist nazi b1rd
11:49 <b1rd> make a man of ya lol
11:57 <b1rd> i guess i am o_
11:59 <b1rd> lolol
12:03 <moohoo> skirmish whats the symptoms?
12:12 <moohoo> spermish rather
12:20 <Skirmish> moohoo: You must have tanked T levels according to b1rd if you only shave twice a week.
12:23 <b1rd> Skirmish, your roid usage has shrunk ur balls
12:32 <b1rd> props tho Skirmish
12:37 <b1rd> no
12:41 <b1rd> moohoo, is a tuff cun
12:47 <o_> you've been peeking at Skirmish's balls again
12:48 <b1rd> i know this for a fact
12:48 <moohoo> i think i have low t
12:55 <Skirmish> It's shrunk nothing. You're demonstrating a lack of understanding on steroid use b1rd. You need to educate yourself mate.
13:02 <b1rd> bit of fighting will help if true moohoo, but i doubt it
13:14 <b1rd> Skirmish, you read only what suits your opinion
13:15 <b1rd> fgt
13:17 <moohoo> lmfao b1rd
13:21 <b1rd> lol
13:23 <moohoo> aaaaaaaaahahhahahahahaahahahahaha
13:25 <b1rd> fkn spermish
13:28 <b1rd> dickhead mate
13:30 <moohoo> yeeeehaaaaaaa
13:34 <b1rd> get a fuckin dog up ya Skirmish
13:36 <b1rd> woman basher
13:41 <moohoo> lol
13:45 <Skirmish> lol check out this potato named b1rd.
13:47 <b1rd> ill fkn shiv ya in the neck spermish
13:54 <moohoo> fucken hell spermish ya dun fucked up
14:08 <b1rd> id fkn love a fight right now
14:15 <moohoo> LOL
14:15 <b1rd> u in sydney still Skirmish
14:16 <b1rd> ?
14:22 <Skirmish> In all honesty if it ever came to throwing hands with you b1rd I am confident I could destroy you. I enjoy your rantings though so please continue.
14:31 <b1rd> bring it fgt
14:36 <b1rd> now
14:36 <moohoo> u wanna fight spermish b1rd?
14:38 <b1rd> fkn oath
14:43 <b1rd> i wanna rip him a new asshole
14:49 <b1rd> he's a slut
14:52 <moohoo> lol @ throwing hands
14:58 <b1rd> lol WHO SAYS THAT!
15:01 <b1rd> fkn pelican
15:05 <Skirmish> He wants to fight me because he is so far away. Typical of any other person on the internet. If we were locals he wouldn't be talking rubbish.
15:06 <b1rd> moohoo, he lives in newcastle
15:07 <moohoo> aaahahahahahaha
15:08 <b1rd> how sad eh
15:11 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:15 <moohoo> spew
15:16 <b1rd> wrong Skirmish
15:23 <b1rd> imma bash u coz you was a prick to Lumeah2
15:26 <b1rd> bashed her
15:33 <b1rd> so im gettin u
15:41 <Skirmish> lol
15:42 <moohoo> bs sperm he has threatened me too
15:44 <b1rd> fkn knife ya
15:45 <moohoo> im local
15:53 <moohoo> take a joke sperm
16:04 <Skirmish> b1rd is going to have to take out a centrelink loan to service his car and pay for the fuel to come get me.
16:05 <b1rd> yeh take a joke [till i drive past u on street and jump out shiv ya]
16:17 <moohoo> lol
16:18 <b1rd> regardless of how i fund it, you gunna fucking die Skirmish
16:19 <Skirmish> moohoo: I do take him as a joke.
16:27 <b1rd> you the joke spermish
16:27 <moohoo> bbbbbabaabaaha
16:39 <b1rd> my gooks folks will fund it
16:43 <b1rd> fkn rich as fuck
16:52 <Skirmish> Sounds like b1rd's been playing too much Grand Theft Auto.
16:52 <moohoo> gook?
17:02 <b1rd> room mate moohoo
17:07 <b1rd> :]
17:12 <moohoo> how u meet?
17:20 <b1rd> she had cigi selling cartel
17:26 <b1rd> so i met like that
17:28 <b1rd> lol
17:35 <Skirmish> moohoo: Probably met when the bloke was banging his gf.
17:42 <moohoo> sick
17:43 <b1rd> i dont ask for $ often, but when i need it..
17:45 <b1rd> np
17:52 <b1rd> i live a humble life
17:55 <moohoo> cool bloke
18:03 <b1rd> so Skirmish , no centres loan to murder u fgt
18:08 <moohoo> me too
18:12 <Skirmish> A humble life of talking rubbish on the internet. Achievement Unlocked.
18:24 <b1rd> seems you are here all day too Skirmish
18:25 <b1rd> hrrrm
18:28 <b1rd> not working much?
18:30 <b1rd> fgt
18:30 <moohoo> all day
18:33 <b1rd> he is
18:39 <moohoo> hes been on here for years
18:39 <b1rd> he thinks hes like some mad cunt
18:42 <b1rd> yes
18:45 <b1rd> truth revealed
18:46 <moohoo> used to try trolling me
18:49 <b1rd> Skirmish is on centrez too
18:51 <Skirmish> I don't work normal hours. I had yesterday and today off.
18:51 <moohoo> failed..
18:56 <b1rd> bs sperm
19:04 <b1rd> he is the most failing troll on IRC
19:05 <b1rd> lol
19:13 <b1rd> he fkn reads psychology books
19:15 <moohoo> ya rection?
19:15 <b1rd> to troll
19:23 <b1rd> but fails
19:24 <b1rd> still
19:29 <b1rd> LOLLLL
19:30 <Skirmish> I've never read a psych book in my life.
19:34 <b1rd> bs faggot
19:42 <b1rd> you use it to bed women, then bash em
19:45 <b1rd> sicko
19:49 <b1rd> get in their heads
19:52 <Skirmish> This is the world according to b1rd. It's all made up in his head to help him deal with the voices.
19:55 <b1rd> make them feel insecure
19:57 <moohoo> psycho
19:58 <b1rd> tuff man Skirmish
20:01 <b1rd> he sure is moohoo
20:07 <b1rd> not at all madeup
20:09 <moohoo> lol
20:09 <b1rd> ask anyone here
20:14 <b1rd> we know ur game Skirmish
20:16 <Skirmish> Ask them what?
20:25 <moohoo> is he a rapist?
20:25 <b1rd> about you and ur head games
20:27 <Skirmish> What specific questions should we be asking anyone.
20:27 <b1rd> he is
20:34 <moohoo> is he a rapist?
20:40 <b1rd> he is a rapist
20:45 <Skirmish> moohoo: lol you could suggesst anything and he would agree.
20:59 <Skirmish> It's all in his fried head.
21:03 <b1rd> sure sure sperm
21:05 <moohoo> calm down im just fucking wich ya
21:16 <b1rd> Skirmish come see me fgt
21:27 <b1rd> ill sort ya
21:40 <Skirmish> When I have to be in melbourne for a reason I will. I'm not making a special trip to visit a mental case in Melbourne.
21:48 <b1rd> my head is fine as, no drugs grog or medicines
21:54 <moohoo> lol mental case ahahhahahahaha
21:56 <b1rd> you are the pscyhopath sperm
22:01 <Skirmish> lol fuck off mate you're fucked in the head for sure.
22:05 <b1rd> well, u fkn come see me
22:08 <b1rd> u lil pansy
22:08 <Skirmish> You make tisk look sane most times.
22:20 <b1rd> chop ur shrunken balls off with machette
22:26 <moohoo> lol pansy
22:29 <b1rd> he is
22:32 <b1rd> i seen him at airport
22:35 <moohoo> Skirmish: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
22:36 <b1rd> lol wears pink shorts
22:38 <b1rd> !!!
22:43 <b1rd> AND
22:46 <b1rd> he smelt like a girl
22:48 <moohoo> no surely not
22:51 <b1rd> no testosterone
22:52 <Skirmish> He's seen me at an airport I have never been to.
22:53 <b1rd> true
22:58 <b1rd> lol
23:03 <b1rd> don't play dumb sperm
23:12 <b1rd> i seen ur pic online, and spotted u IRL
23:20 <Skirmish> Can't dispute that. It is further evidence of his mental status. Rekt.
23:22 <b1rd> wasnt hard, coz u stand out like the pansy u are
23:25 <moohoo> yeah so what he saw me at some airport as well
23:39 <moohoo> we have also done jail together....apparently
23:44 <b1rd> yep
23:50 <b1rd> me and moohoo go way back
23:54 <Skirmish> lol
24:06 <Skirmish> You've got a friend for life there moohoo.
24:09 <b1rd> Skirmish, tho, is a fkn loner from Newcastle
24:11 <b1rd> with no job
24:13 <b1rd> no life
24:27 <moohoo> mmm savoury shapes i got the munchies props
24:33 <b1rd> mad props tho
24:42 <b1rd> Skirmish, you know absolutely nothing of my history
24:51 <b1rd> and whom i have known
24:54 <b1rd> so fkup cunt
25:08 <Skirmish> I don't care about your history. Although, it would explain why you've lost your marbles.
25:17 <moohoo> skirmish i know i have found a good funny friend not a little cry baby
25:22 <b1rd> Skirmish the fail psychiatrist
25:30 <b1rd> indeed moohoo
25:39 <moohoo> churr bo
25:40 <b1rd> a good aussie knockabout bloke, like moohoo is too
25:42 <b1rd> :D
25:51 <b1rd> not a lil pansy fucker like Skirmish
25:59 <Skirmish> It's actually quite mean to laugh at people with a mental illness like you do moohoo. It's cruel.
25:59 <b1rd> who always: YOU MADDD BRO!
26:08 <b1rd> Skirmish, always ends with, you crrrrazy!
26:11 <moohoo> yeah i even wear boots jeans and a flanno
26:21 <b1rd> fkn oath
26:25 <b1rd> dandy uniform
26:33 <moohoo> yep lolz
26:35 <b1rd> flanno goes off
26:40 <b1rd> warm as too
26:45 <moohoo> tuff as fuck
26:47 <b1rd> yes
26:50 <Skirmish> Grow a mullet and complete the outfit.
26:53 <moohoo> i don't do the tuck tho
27:01 <b1rd> nar let it hang out
27:03 <b1rd> best way
27:15 <b1rd> had best flanno's back in the day lol
27:16 <moohoo> my mates full on bogan bro does the tuck and tight jeans lol
27:21 <b1rd> lolol
27:24 <b1rd> coool
27:31 <moohoo> metallica freak
27:35 <b1rd> ahh yer
27:42 <moohoo> bearded burglar
27:47 <b1rd> lolol
27:56 <b1rd> real men listen to metal Skirmish
27:58 <b1rd> take notes
28:00 <b1rd> fgt
28:02 <moohoo> he looks shiftier than a shithouse rat
28:07 <b1rd> lolol
28:10 <Skirmish> I do. 5FDP all the way mate.
28:16 <b1rd> fkoff Skirmish
28:21 <moohoo> i listen to most musics mate
28:42 <b1rd> Skirmish, listens only to boy bands
28:50 <moohoo> aaaaahahaha
28:57 <b1rd> is this true Skirmish ?
29:04 <b1rd> defend urself Skirmish
29:06 <b1rd> lol
29:14 <moohoo> lol b1rd
29:52 <Skirmish> My current play list is Thousand Foot Krutch, Flyleaf, In this Moment, Xandria (something new for me), Nirvana, Rise Against, Haelstorm (singer is hot as fuck).
30:31 <moohoo> i like tech n9ne
31:06 <Skirmish> Also don't mind myself some spineshank and Rammstein.
31:31 <Skirmish> Sonne is my fav Rammstein song. Film clip is good too.
31:32 <moohoo> spineshank lol cool name
31:49 <Skirmish> Spineshank has been around for ages. Good songs though.
32:34 <moohoo> wish these clowns would stop slamming fucking doors
32:34 <b1rd> I listen to Nordfront 24.7
32:43 <moohoo> some clowns copping it soon
32:49 <b1rd> neck em
32:55 <Skirmish> I listen to a wide range of music though. Godsmack, Disturbed, Bliss n Eso, Evanescence, Five Finger Death Punch, Paul Van Dyk, Avenged Sevenfold etc etc.
32:59 <moohoo> that's it brb
33:08 <b1rd> take their doors off, and dump em somewhere
33:10 <b1rd> lol
33:12 <Skirmish> Go all the way back to Vivaldi as well.
33:22 <b1rd> fk off Skirmish
33:25 <moohoo> i like abba
33:30 <moohoo> jks
33:33 <b1rd> lolol
33:39 <b1rd> how old are u spermish?
33:48 <Skirmish> I found myself humming dancing queen one night at work for some reason.
33:57 <Skirmish> I'm 38 b1rd.
33:58 <moohoo> have u seen that meme with the abos dressed as an
34:00 <b1rd> homosexuality Skirmish ?
34:07 <moohoo> abba n says abbo lolz
34:12 <b1rd> lol
34:17 <b1rd> pisser
34:17 <Skirmish> lol yeah I've seen that
34:37 <moohoo> skirmish ive done the same im 34
34:39 <Skirmish> Oh don't forget Korn! (keeps scrolling through his itunes music list.
34:52 <moohoo> yeah korn was cool
35:03 <moohoo> coal chamber lol big truck
35:12 <b1rd> lol itunes
35:37 <b1rd> loved korn at the time, glory days of my youth
35:42 <Skirmish> Yeah mate I got the family an Itunes music subscription. $18 a month for unlimited access to their music library. Well worth it.
35:57 <b1rd> when riding dirt bikes illegally about the hood
35:59 <moohoo> not bad
36:10 <Skirmish> I think it's $11 for one user. $18 is for up to 4 from memory.
36:10 <b1rd> choofin every day, goin tech school
36:12 <moohoo> best days bro
36:15 <b1rd> yehh lol
36:21 <moohoo> cheer
36:28 <b1rd> was fun
36:54 <moohoo> chasing snatch
37:06 <b1rd> wasnt much decent snatch about back then but
37:08 <b1rd> lol
37:13 <b1rd> but yeahh
37:25 <b1rd> mostly fkn ladies who were more like men lol
37:31 <moohoo> was hairy af
37:34 <b1rd> and the hot ones were too young..
37:35 <b1rd> sad
37:42 <b1rd> should of done em anyway
37:45 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac <---- Get it into you.
37:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rammstein - Sonne (Official Video) (Jul 31, 2015) Length: 4:13 - Category: Entertainment - 45,292,490 views views - 193,968 likes (97.2%), 5,669 dislikes (2.8%)
37:55 <b1rd> bahh whats 18 > 14 or so difference
37:57 <b1rd> LOL
37:59 <moohoo> i fingered sharene in maths year 8 first time was hairy and smelly af
38:06 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
38:14 <b1rd> experiences tho
38:16 <b1rd> :D
38:27 <moohoo> but then i wanted to do it again and again
38:35 <b1rd> as u do
38:50 <moohoo> and i let my friends smell my fingers
38:51 <b1rd> i was so busy punching on in those years a
38:58 <b1rd> that i didnt even bother with women
39:01 <b1rd> sad tho
39:06 <b1rd> LOLOL
39:08 <b1rd> yuckkk
39:09 <Skirmish> I had Rebeccca from year 9 invite me to her house and try to get me to fuck her in her wardrobe.
39:20 <Skirmish> Too scared of her parents catching us.
39:26 <moohoo> u do it?
39:30 <Skirmish> No way
39:33 <moohoo> oh shit bro
39:34 <b1rd> fk that
39:37 <b1rd> do it in front of em
39:45 <b1rd> jus say FUCK OFF GIVE US SOME PRIVACY
39:48 <b1rd> lol
40:09 <Skirmish> My first was Mandy when I was 17. On her friends loungeroom floor after zipping our sleepings bags into one.
40:11 <moohoo> this is a fkn sausage fest of a valentines day
40:20 <b1rd> yes
40:22 <b1rd> is isnt it
40:30 <moohoo> my first was mandy i was 18
40:41 <b1rd> i had a few roots when really young, then fkall for years
40:45 <Skirmish> I refuse to participate in valentines day.
40:45 <b1rd> till 16 lil bit
40:53 <b1rd> then another drought lol
41:12 <b1rd> i remember a mandy that was hot
41:18 <deadpandadolls> especially since st valentine was a paedophile
41:23 <b1rd> LOL
41:25 <moohoo> i used to root mandy on the banks of the Goulburn river in seymour
41:25 <b1rd> 4 real
41:36 <b1rd> good as moohoo
41:45 <b1rd> :p
41:49 <Skirmish> I've only ever met 1 Mandy that wasn't a goer. She was an austnet girl and although she had huge tits her face was a mess.
42:09 <moohoo> i was with her for 8 years
42:50 <b1rd> long time
42:52 <Skirmish> Time to have a shower and go get a haircut. Keep drinking your metho b1rd I expect your rantings to be even more outrageous when I get back.
42:59 <moohoo> but renee my ex is an absolute freak
43:03 <Kelevra> mandy the oe who fucked pieter?
43:04 <b1rd> ill smack u later Skirmish
43:05 <Kelevra> one*
43:06 <b1rd> :]
43:09 <b1rd> not fkn around either
43:13 <b1rd> im gunna deck u
43:17 <b1rd> have a good one tho
43:17 <b1rd> fgt
43:25 <moohoo> lol
43:39 <Skirmish> Kelevra: I never heard about that. She used to hang out in this channel all the time. Not sure if she knew Pieter.
44:15 <moohoo> Pieter the junkie?
44:22 <b1rd> lol
44:26 <Skirmish> lol yeah that's the one.
44:34 <Kelevra> cupcake
44:54 <b1rd> hey Skirmish, ill give u a free haircut mate
45:02 <b1rd> with me fkn machete
45:05 <b1rd> :]
45:11 <b1rd> chop chop
45:12 <Kelevra> Mandz0r
45:35 <b1rd> fkn nice day today wish the greyness would fuck off tho
45:52 <b1rd> go down the beach
45:52 <moohoo> stinkymouldyvicky
45:56 <b1rd> bash some lebs an wogs
46:02 <b1rd> lolol nice nick
49:22 <deadpandadolls> do you find the term White Washing offensive?
49:33 <b1rd> as in politics?
49:34 <b1rd> lol
49:35 <deadpandadolls> ppl r saying they white washed Ghost In The Shell
49:49 <b1rd> wtf is ghost in the shell
49:57 <b1rd> film?
50:02 <deadpandadolls> movie based on anime
50:05 <b1rd> ahh k
50:22 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIW1CsLuuNM
50:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GHOST IN THE SHELL Super Bowl Spot Trailer (2017) Scarlett Johansson Action Movie HD (Feb 2, 2017) Length: 3:00 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,198,863 views views - 6,632 likes (91.1%), 648 dislikes (8.9%)
50:32 <b1rd> ic
50:34 <b1rd> yehh
50:46 <b1rd> some white washing is silly
50:51 <b1rd> other times its necessary
53:33 <deadpandadolls> yeah
53:45 <deadpandadolls> wooo hoooooo got my platinum hunter theme
53:51 <deadpandadolls> some ppl waiting months roooooofl
54:47 <MickTaylor> Dump da clutch n feel da drift y0
56:11 <moohoo> fully sick
56:23 <MickTaylor> omgggg uleh
56:40 <MickTaylor> full hektik
56:45 <moohoo> skids in the mad clubby bruh
57:01 <MickTaylor> wif da turbz cuz
57:11 <MickTaylor> schuuuuuuuu tutututututu
57:48 <moohoo> mad stockies on da back uleh
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58:17 <moohoo> chevy badge uleh
58:26 <moohoo> b1rd
58:35 <moohoo> htfay
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59:04 Nick: b1rd- is now known as b1rd
04:10 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v Lumeah2
04:38 <deadpandadolls> TBA
04:38 <deadpandadolls> Islamic State has released a video calling for its followers to kill several prominent Australian sheikhs known for discouraging religious violence.
04:38 <deadpandadolls> The 25-minute video quickly taken down from YouTube named youth leader Sheikh Shady Alsuleiman, NSW Police chaplain Sheikh Ahmed Abdo and Grand Mufti Ibrahim Abu Mohamed as "collaborators, informers and apostates", Fairfax reports.
04:38 <deadpandadolls> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/02/14/06/08/prominent-australian-sheikhs-named-as-targets-by-islamic-state#C1uxo7RIq2vR5Fii.99
05:40 <moohoo> the fuck
05:57 <b1rd> that sux
05:58 <Kezzie> they will attack oz one day
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06:06 <b1rd> Kezzie, dont say it even!
06:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o chookmagnet
06:08 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v b1rd
06:09 <b1rd> be positive
06:18 <Kezzie> chookmagnet
06:27 <Kezzie> well whats stopping them b1rd
06:28 <chookmagnet> Kezzie
06:45 <chookmagnet> crappy numbers i had last night
06:47 <chookmagnet> meh
06:47 <Kezzie> 42deg here today chookmagnet i got a/c's on
07:09 <b1rd> of course we haz ASIO, sigint
07:10 <Kezzie> heading back to rest leg in bed soon again
07:12 <b1rd> cops
07:19 <b1rd> federal cops
07:20 <b1rd> etc
07:25 <o_> fake news
07:33 <Kezzie> now b1rd behave i gave u voice lol
07:36 <b1rd> well it is channel 9
07:38 <b1rd> lol ok Kezzie
07:39 <chookmagnet> 35 and showers to get the humidity up
07:40 <b1rd> ill try
08:00 <chookmagnet> no try
08:01 <b1rd> yer i wouldnt worry about whats shown on most commercial tv
08:01 <chookmagnet> do
08:05 <chookmagnet> or do not
08:08 <chookmagnet> Yoda
08:09 <Kezzie> they said a storm here chookie but i wont hold my breath
08:31 <chookmagnet> taking recycling out
08:34 <Kezzie> we need more rain but not cyclones
09:18 <Kezzie> b1rd can i pm u for a sec pls
09:58 <b1rd> sure
11:20 <b1rd> NSW, i can't do much about that deadpandadolls
11:24 <b1rd> if it is a real threat
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17:15 <Kezzie> wb rosh
17:19 <^Roshanda^> ta
17:22 <^Roshanda^> that was wierd
17:24 <Kezzie> just off back to bed rosh
17:40 <Kezzie> did the server kick u rosh ?
17:54 <^Roshanda^> yeh
18:52 <moohoo> how come server kicks ya?
18:55 Quit: DoC ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:59 <^Roshanda^> ask the person who owns it
20:42 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!!
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20:54 <Kezzie> wb rosh
21:07 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v ^Roshanda^
21:17 <Kezzie> super glues rosh to channel
21:24 <^Roshanda^> i switched servers
22:01 <Kezzie> ok
22:14 <Kezzie> norty b1rd kicked ya rofl
22:21 <b1rd> LOL
22:26 <b1rd> i haz been norty this morning Kezzie
22:32 <Kezzie> have to blame someone lol
22:37 <b1rd> yes!
22:41 <^Roshanda^> lol
22:42 <b1rd> im a good one to blame
22:44 <b1rd> :p
22:49 <Kezzie> ok i off back to rest leg now
22:50 <b1rd> coz im always doin something wrong
22:53 <b1rd> so instant guilt lol
22:55 <Kezzie> lol
23:00 <b1rd> ok Kezzie
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25:22 <Kezzie> happy valentines day everyone
25:55 * Kezzie (¯`·.@}_(¯`·.@}_(¯`·._( b1rd )_.·´¯)_{@.·´¯)_{@.·´¯)
25:55 * Kezzie (_.· @}¯(_.·´@}¯(_.·´¯( b1rd )¯`·._)¯{@`·._)¯{@`·._)
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26:10 <Kezzie> hi lisa and by off to rest leg
26:15 <Kezzie> `voice lisa
26:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v lisa
26:30 <lisa> hi Kezzie thanks
26:31 <Kezzie> happy valentines day everyone
26:35 <lisa> have a good rest :)
26:40 <Kezzie> ty
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39:26 <MickTaylor> Hi lisa :D
39:28 <MickTaylor> How r u
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42:19 <lisa> hi MickTaylor, good so far
42:22 <lisa> you?
43:49 <deadpandadolls> mm mmmmm warm salad fah lunch
43:53 <deadpandadolls> i luv butter beans yo
49:26 <MickTaylor> Can't complain thx
52:55 <deadpandadolls> cant complain bout ur sexy butt
07:11 <Kezzie> happy valentines day Exo
07:31 * Kezzie is off back to bed rest leg
09:53 <Exo> happy valentines day keznitz
10:00 <Exo> have a good rest and hb soon :)
10:44 <deadpandadolls> hard banging?
10:45 <deadpandadolls> ;)
11:44 * Exo gives a fresh Rose to deadpandadolls --,--`--,---({@
11:58 <Exo> a flower for my flower
12:32 <lisa> lol
12:42 <Kezzie> excuse me Exo where r my red roses ?????
12:44 <Exo> lisa :))
12:50 <lisa> mornin Exo
13:04 * ^Roshanda^ hits Exo over the head repeately with a empty 2 litre passion pop bottle bought at BWS Browns Plains, Queensland Australia*boink* *boink*
13:09 * Kezzie waits for her popup roses
13:16 * Exo has handed Kezzie a beautiful Red Rose! @-->-->--
13:25 <Kezzie> thanks sweety
13:40 <Kezzie> wanders off to bed again
13:42 <Exo> lool
13:45 <Exo> good arvo lisa
13:47 <Exo> roshie :)
13:51 <^Roshanda^> ;p
13:59 <Kezzie> its morning here Exo lol
14:02 * Kezzie says the time in North Queensland, Australia is 11:14:01am - Tuesday 14/February/2017
14:02 <lisa> hey ^Roshanda^ how was the storm
14:12 <^Roshanda^> it was goood
14:18 <lisa> did you get it all? hail?
14:22 <Exo> your stuck in the past :D
14:28 <Kezzie> hey Exo i heard u can now buy black roses
14:30 <^Roshanda^> no hail but we got the storm
14:38 <Exo> you ladies having some nice weather out there ?
14:53 <^Roshanda^> dad said lightning hit right outside the house and blew the foxtel box
14:55 <^Roshanda^> :|
14:59 <Kezzie> 42deg today here very humid thank god for a/c
15:03 <lisa> damnnn
15:06 <^Roshanda^> hes up at burpengary
15:08 <lisa> yeah violent storm last night exo
15:14 <lisa> it was great :D
15:24 <Exo> wow
15:25 <lisa> ah ok, right near me, we're practically neighbours!
15:31 <Exo> mother nature you scary :[
15:35 * Kezzie wants the rain storm but no cyclones
16:00 <lisa> yes cylones can f off
16:06 <lisa> cyclones*
16:22 <Kezzie> ex mother in law lives at burpengary
16:34 <lisa> that's about 20 min drive from me
16:40 <Kezzie> ok
16:54 <lisa> it's where i have to go for decent shops :P
16:58 <lisa> well, half-decent heh
17:03 <^Roshanda^> moronfield best place to go shopping
17:08 <^Roshanda^> i mean morayfield lol
17:14 <lisa> it's always an experience
17:16 <Kezzie> lol
17:27 <^Roshanda^> but i live in brown stains
17:30 <^Roshanda^> plains
17:33 <lisa> heh
17:55 <lisa> i love woodford
17:59 <^Roshanda^> you know my cousin and i were bored coz we got names for brisbane suburbs
18:01 <lisa> it's a cute town
18:08 <lisa> haha
18:21 <Kezzie> i lived in holland park kangaroo point
18:22 <^Roshanda^> nundah is chundah and we called burpengary burpenjackie or burpenfart
18:46 <lisa> my sister used to live at burpengary, i thought it was the weirdest place name ever at the time heh
18:49 <^Roshanda^> lol
18:56 <^Roshanda^> caboolture is caboolshit
18:59 <lisa> but hey, i live in a town known as D'Ag
19:03 <lisa> so i can't say much :D
19:08 <^Roshanda^> lol
19:39 <lisa> i'm just glad i don't live in Bald Knob
19:44 <^Roshanda^> lol
19:45 * Exo scratches chin and thinks about what these country bumpkins are talkin about
19:46 <lisa> i would be unable to get over that
19:50 <^Roshanda^> yorkeys knob
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20:01 <lisa> lots of Knobs around qld lol
20:12 <^Roshanda^> oi yorkey ya knob
20:39 <^Roshanda^> but i cant really talk
20:48 <^Roshanda^> i live in Logan which we call bogan
20:53 <lisa> heh
20:59 <lisa> yeah a good friend of mine just bought down there
21:11 <lisa> slacks creek or springwood or somewhere
21:18 <lisa> haven't been there yet clearly heh
21:27 <lisa> but she needed land for horses
21:28 <^Roshanda^> srpingwood = ringwormwood
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21:37 <lisa> lol
21:47 <lisa> slacker's creek
21:52 <^Roshanda^> chunderwood
21:57 <lisa> lol
22:30 <lisa> depression bay
23:01 <^Roshanda^> woodridge... i dunno maybe potwood
23:09 <^Roshanda^> woodridge... i dunno maybe potridge
23:10 <lisa> weedridge
23:10 <lisa> !
23:13 <^Roshanda^> lolol
23:47 <^Roshanda^> sunshine we called that scumshine
23:56 <^Roshanda^> west end is pest end
24:47 <lisa> heh
25:11 <^Roshanda^> ;p
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28:59 <Spence> Shut it lx
29:00 <lx>  To escape criticism... do nothing,
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34:16 <b1rd> where is spermish?
34:22 <b1rd> Skirmish,
34:25 <b1rd> speak up son
34:29 <Spence> Lol
34:40 <Spence> Hi skirmish
34:53 <b1rd> he's having his hair chop chop'd
34:57 <b1rd> LOL
34:59 <b1rd> fgt
35:12 <Spence> Oh yeah he's getting a Bob.
35:19 <b1rd> scumshine yes
35:27 <Spence> Little girl gaysen
35:33 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
35:37 <Spence> Lolz
35:37 <b1rd> Skirmish, speak up laddy
35:42 <b1rd> sonny jim
35:50 <Spence> Aaaahahaha
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37:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Sutekh
37:28 <b1rd> Sutekh, sup nigs
37:30 <lisa> morning Sutekh
37:36 <b1rd> hi lisa simpson
37:55 <Spence> Lol
38:07 <Spence> Lisa its your birthday yyyyy
38:08 <lisa> haven't heard that one 3489028920902 times before..
38:09 <b1rd> back to work Sutekh, my D$p aint gettin any smallah
38:12 <b1rd> you too lisa
38:13 <Spence> Happy birthday lisa
38:16 <b1rd> chop chop
38:24 <b1rd> LOL
38:29 <b1rd> LISA LOLOLOL
38:31 <b1rd> props tho
38:33 <Spence> Hi chris
38:48 <lisa> ignore it is
38:49 <b1rd> back to work yall, need ur taxes
38:51 <b1rd> LOL
38:52 <Sutekh> b1rd, my nick keeps getting booted :(
38:58 <b1rd> how come Sutekh ?
39:01 <b1rd> weird a
39:07 <Sutekh> hey bastard
39:11 <Spence> Lol you guys just paid for my half o
39:11 <b1rd> gremlinz, in da system a
39:13 <Spence> Ta
39:13 <b1rd> lol
39:13 <Sutekh> Hi lisa
39:18 <Spence> Lol
39:20 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOL
39:22 <b1rd> props Spence
39:29 <Spence> Hi sukhole
39:36 <b1rd> should get a few pound a
39:43 <Skirmish> Jesus can't even go for a haircut without the retarded heckling.
39:47 <Spence> I'll tick it up
39:49 <b1rd> fkup spermish
39:53 <b1rd> yeh lol
39:56 <Spence> We sell heaps
39:58 <b1rd> 2 pound on tick
40:02 <b1rd> lol tar boe
40:09 <b1rd> nice
40:16 <b1rd> turn it over
40:17 <Spence> Sweet as my scuzzy bo
40:26 <Spence> Hey sperminator
40:30 <b1rd> LULz all the way to the wankbank
40:33 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
40:34 <Spence> How's ya hairy?
40:41 <b1rd> bet he looks a right poof now
40:46 <b1rd> pics or didn't happen fgt
40:47 <b1rd> LOL
40:51 <b1rd> werd up son
40:54 <Spence> Did u get a bob?
40:55 <b1rd> Skirmish,
41:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
41:02 <Spence> Lol @ pics
41:08 <b1rd> PICS NOW SPERM!
41:12 <Sutekh> b1rd, i got np with welfare, dickheads dont undrstand if you dont pay sick/unemployed something, they just cut ya throat for grannies handbag
41:14 <Skirmish> Short back and sides. The haircut for the professional man.
41:14 <b1rd> poor sperm, he's crying
41:15 <Spence> Bowl cut
41:24 <Spence> Gay
41:25 <b1rd> it is true Sutekh
41:35 <b1rd> not that id sink all the way to that level lol
41:40 <b1rd> but i would go other gangers
41:42 <b1rd> :D
41:53 <b1rd> jus playin Sutekh
41:57 <Spence> I only rob Indian students
41:57 <b1rd> need IRL war
42:00 <Spence> Its fine
42:02 <b1rd> so taking it out on IRC atm
42:05 <b1rd> lololol Spence
42:08 <b1rd> respect
42:12 <Spence> Lol @ IRL war
42:18 <b1rd> prefer IRL war
42:20 <b1rd> but none on atm
42:22 <b1rd> lololol
42:26 <Spence> They have good phones
42:28 <b1rd> at least not locally LOL
42:31 <b1rd> true that
42:47 <b1rd> damn i needa kill someone
42:51 <b1rd> like yesterday
42:52 <b1rd> lololol
42:59 <b1rd> where those muds at
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:06 <Sutekh> look at al the countries with no welfare, shit holes, bombs going off, ppl being slaughered.. Liberals are retards.. the money goes back into the economy anyway
43:08 <Spence> Die niggers
43:14 <b1rd> quite right Sutekh
43:29 <b1rd> but i like slaughtering ppl's tho
43:30 <b1rd> awww
43:38 <Spence> I need a shit
43:46 <b1rd> do reverse kangaroo
43:48 <b1rd> lol
43:51 <Skirmish> Sutekh: The liberals have a point when you look at people like b1rd though. We shouldn't be supporting complete shitcunts.
43:51 <b1rd> blame immigrants
43:56 <Spence> Good thinking
44:04 <b1rd> C word Skirmish
44:06 <b1rd> norty loser
44:10 <b1rd> back to work Skirmish
44:12 <b1rd> fkn idiot
44:23 <Spence> Some idiot threw a pie wrapper in the toilet last night
44:31 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
44:44 <b1rd> put pie in microwave for hour and slam it into his face
44:47 <b1rd> see how he likes it
44:52 <b1rd> \\
44:58 <b1rd> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
45:02 <b1rd> oops
45:05 <Sutekh> even Spence has to eat
45:06 <b1rd> kb malfunction lol
45:08 <Spence> I will squirt him with sauce also
45:10 <b1rd> he does
45:15 <b1rd> good
45:20 <b1rd> smack him
45:30 <b1rd> should go to war with APEX
45:35 <b1rd> FINAL SOLUTIONz
45:37 <b1rd> ?
45:37 <Spence> Fucken tip rats here
45:41 <Sutekh> goes and buys a few kababs with his dsp, keep the local shop happy
45:42 <b1rd> im keen
45:48 <b1rd> true Sutekh
45:50 <b1rd> quite right
45:56 <b1rd> lol tip rats lol
46:05 <b1rd> at least we are patriotic Sutekh
46:10 <b1rd> is a good thing
46:21 <b1rd> keen to round up the muds lol
46:27 <b1rd> good 'workers' on da welfares
46:36 <Spence> Sutekh Whatevs you going all pelican
46:46 <b1rd> lol
46:55 <b1rd> hes ok
46:55 <Sutekh> b1rd, i actually listened at school in economics
47:02 <b1rd> me too Sutekh
47:10 <Spence> Mm might hit up the bakery
47:11 <b1rd> the b1rd is amazingly edumucated
47:18 <b1rd> excellent!
47:18 <Sutekh> not like malcom turnbullshit
47:21 <Spence> Or fish n greasis
47:24 <Spence> Os
47:25 <b1rd> LOL
47:26 <b1rd> true
47:31 <b1rd> they bit silly
47:37 <b1rd> should go see em
47:42 <b1rd> slap some sense into them
47:46 <Spence> Souvlaki anyone?
47:50 <b1rd> keeen
47:55 <Spence> Af
47:58 <b1rd> yes!
48:05 <Spence> Garlic sauce
48:10 <b1rd> yum
48:11 <Spence> Farrrrrkkkkk
48:15 <deadpandadolls> yummm
48:29 <Spence> I'm starving now kent
48:37 <b1rd> i full now, jus need beers
48:41 <b1rd> and a fight
48:44 <b1rd> then a root
48:46 <b1rd> lol
48:47 <Spence> Hey pandis wanna chew on my Pluto pup
49:11 <Spence> Lol can't beet a root
49:42 <Spence> I need to get outta bed maybe
50:05 <Spence> Or ring my mate and make him go get me souvlaks
50:15 <Spence> Yup option 2
50:39 <deadpandadolls> lol
51:00 <b1rd> despite my lots of LOL's, i am dead serious about going to war with apex muds
51:05 <Spence> What's crackin pandamonium
51:20 <b1rd> as long as have proper tools and a good driver so i can shoot
51:24 <Spence> Fuck the mudz
51:26 <b1rd> you drive Spence ?
51:32 <Skirmish> mushroom omelette sounds like a good lunch or skip it and go chinese tonight.
51:32 <b1rd> we train for war k
51:40 <b1rd> fk off ya fuckin yuppy cnt
51:41 <Spence> Drive ya up the wall
51:41 <b1rd> Skirmish,
51:45 <b1rd> good lol
51:55 <b1rd> Skirmish pays 56435 dorra for meal
51:56 <b1rd> lol
51:58 <b1rd> faggot
51:58 <Spence> Lol yup gots my betzy
52:03 <b1rd> can't even cook for himself
52:09 <b1rd> shud a Spence
52:13 <Spence> Mmmm myshroom
52:30 <b1rd> ill put Skirmish on the backburner for apex
52:41 <Spence> I now want flake
52:42 <b1rd> brb coffee i FrRieD
52:43 <lx>  k b1rd...
52:44 <Spence> Fml
52:45 <b1rd> yuk
52:53 <deadpandadolls> I had salad
52:56 <deadpandadolls> was dope
53:07 <Skirmish> I would like to recommend people look into and read some of the books by Gary Taubes.
53:10 <Spence> You don't win friends with salad
53:20 <Skirmish> They even do audiobooks for people like b1rd that don't read so good.
53:36 <Spence> Lmao
53:47 <deadpandadolls> lol
54:07 <Spence> Wtf is simba ??
54:19 <b1rd> fkup sperminator
54:33 <b1rd> Skirmish probably gots 34 irc babies
54:38 <b1rd> doesnt even remember em
54:39 <b1rd> lol
54:47 <b1rd> failure
54:48 <b1rd> at
54:49 <b1rd> life
54:52 <Skirmish> You flatter me b1rd.
54:55 <Spence> They all got black eyes
55:01 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
55:09 <Spence> Aaahaha
55:12 <b1rd> Skirmish think it achievement
55:13 <lisa> the trolls are out in force today i see
55:21 <b1rd> to last two seconds and blow in his wimminz
55:24 <b1rd> lolllllllllll
55:24 <Skirmish> lisa: This is b1rd being normal.
55:28 <Spence> Your a troller
55:32 <b1rd> ill get on the piss later
55:36 <lisa> mindless insulting just to say something, anything
55:37 <b1rd> you'll see atypical
55:38 <b1rd> HEH
55:48 <b1rd> rock and roll!
55:51 <Skirmish> lisa: Welcome to Austnet.
55:54 <Skirmish> :D
55:57 <Sutekh> b1rd is a good man
55:58 <b1rd> yes lisa, enjoy your stay
55:59 <lisa> well just irc in general really
56:02 <b1rd> i try Sutekh
56:13 <b1rd> but must sacrifice a few muds from time to time to keep me strong! lol
56:22 <b1rd> Sutekh, is also a very good man
56:23 <deadpandadolls> this is a Jaqui Lambie PARADISE
56:28 <Spence> That's how we roll Lisa true b1rd
56:29 <Sutekh> there are worse cunts around, hey b1rd
56:34 <deadpandadolls> WE ARE ALL LITTLE LAMBIES HERE
56:39 <Skirmish> It is no accepted to slander people and say they bash women and the such and it's sanctioned as acceptable behaviour.
56:40 <b1rd> yes true Sutekh
56:43 <Skirmish> now*
56:50 <Spence> I don't like a well hung man
56:57 <b1rd> Skirmish, speak fkn english you mutt
57:03 <lisa> Skirmish: kid stuff
57:09 <Spence> Lol @ mutt
57:13 <Spence> Ahah
57:13 <b1rd> lol slander
57:14 <b1rd> wtf
57:16 <b1rd> u cant sue us
57:17 <b1rd> idiot
57:22 <deadpandadolls> if u dont want kids dont come on irc
57:23 <Spence> Slanderous poofter
57:24 <b1rd> we protect our resources
57:25 <Skirmish> lisa: Spot on.
57:26 <b1rd> stooooge
57:29 <deadpandadolls> wahahaa
57:33 <b1rd> you can't sue us, you can't cash us
57:37 <b1rd> fgt Skirmish
57:41 <b1rd> lololol
57:47 <b1rd> props deadpandadolls
57:48 <b1rd> werd up
58:02 <Spence> Ladies avoid a black eye.ignore spermish tru b1rd
58:06 <b1rd> LOLLLL
58:07 <lisa> just remembered why i left here
58:08 <b1rd> quite right
58:10 Part: lisa ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:12 <b1rd> LOL
58:15 <b1rd> she'll return
58:19 <b1rd> nm
58:20 <Spence> Well you can go now lisa
58:29 <b1rd> she's too far left
58:35 <Spence> Your not really welcome here anyway
58:38 <b1rd> yes
58:44 <b1rd> get with the program lisa!
58:46 <Sutekh> yet she hangs in melb,
58:56 <b1rd> she's too nice is all
59:01 <Spence> Yeah it get out of our channel
59:02 <Skirmish> melb has changed with the new staff Sutekh.
59:03 <b1rd> 4 da ircs sometimes
59:12 <Sutekh> Skirmish, the chat hasnt
59:20 <b1rd> melbourne the city is running smoothly
59:24 <Spence> Melb is all softcocks now
59:31 <b1rd> except me n u Spence
59:35 <b1rd> run the joint bro lol
59:37 <Skirmish> Maybe it's just that the chat here has devolved so much it's now making melb look better.
59:48 <b1rd> doubt it
59:49 <Spence> Yeah we run the show
59:51 <b1rd> yes
59:57 <Sutekh> Skirmish, haha maybe
00:06 <b1rd> once we have melb running like clockwork, we'll be up to sydney mate
00:07 <b1rd> take over
00:12 <b1rd> implement communism
00:14 <Sutekh> who gives a fuck
00:18 <b1rd> fair warning sperm
00:22 <b1rd> lolololol
00:23 <Skirmish> To be fair and objective though it is better than hours and hours of channel traffic.
00:27 <Spence> We will take over b1rd
00:31 <b1rd> yes
00:37 <b1rd> entire cuntree
00:44 <b1rd> implement communism and FINAL SOLUTIONz
00:46 <b1rd> lol
00:52 <Sutekh> syd and melb has the same users
00:54 <b1rd> build euro style autobahn
00:56 <b1rd> 1st agenda
00:58 <Spence> First thing I do....kick skirmish
01:03 <b1rd> yes
01:06 <b1rd> perm zline
01:08 <Spence> Ban
01:16 <b1rd> build bot to detect his stupid language style
01:16 <Spence> Oh easy
01:22 <b1rd> and zline any host he uses
01:23 <b1rd> lololol
01:28 <Sutekh> and they dont care what is said in channel, so ay comparision is redundant
01:29 <Spence> The fgt words?
01:31 <b1rd> language pattern detection for sperm ban
01:51 <Spence> Lololololololololololol
01:51 <b1rd> melbounre channel is a bit gay, but we run da city IRL
01:52 <Spence> Ahahahahahahahahaha
02:01 <Skirmish> Sutekh: I think that will change over time. At the moment they are just trying to build numbers and have relaxed who/what gets banned.
02:02 <b1rd> language pattern detection for sperm ban... zline
02:15 <Spence> I'm running dandy boarding houses bruh
02:19 <b1rd> sick as
02:26 <Spence> No cunt knockin on my door
02:28 <b1rd> move on outward from dandy
02:32 <b1rd> yes
02:34 <Spence> N I'm puffin on green
02:38 <b1rd> mad props
02:45 <b1rd> take dandy and entire area
02:54 <b1rd> run the muds out bush
02:56 <Spence> Noble
02:58 <b1rd> run em over lol
03:01 <Spence> Sandown
03:04 <b1rd> yes
03:09 <b1rd> takeoverz
03:20 <Spence> Start smashing bikies
03:22 <Sutekh> Skirmish, u dont know Ibiza too well hey
03:24 <b1rd> fkn oath
03:25 <Spence> Blacks
03:26 <b1rd> fat shits they are
03:33 <b1rd> lolol
03:34 <Spence> Asians
03:36 <b1rd> yes!
03:45 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
03:47 <b1rd> then whites will breed again
03:48 <Spence> And we will fuck all their women
03:49 <Skirmish> Sutekh: Nah not at all.
03:50 <b1rd> with other whites
03:58 <Spence> Pillage
04:01 <b1rd> yes lol
04:06 <b1rd> rape and pillage
04:11 <Spence> Yes
04:12 <b1rd> kill their men
04:16 <b1rd> breed them into whiteness
04:20 <b1rd> generation at a time lol
04:20 <Spence> Children?
04:24 <Sutekh> Skirmish, well he is very easy going
04:32 <b1rd> children, if gangbangers
04:33 <b1rd> kill
04:38 <Spence> He's very annoying
04:38 <b1rd> retarded kill
04:40 <b1rd> lolol
04:51 <Spence> Chuck em in dandy creek
04:52 <b1rd> most mud kids are fkn spastic tho
04:55 <b1rd> lolol
04:58 <b1rd> yes lets!
05:04 <Spence> Use em as a syringe cushion
05:09 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:13 Quit: chookmagnet ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
05:19 <b1rd> lololol
05:21 <b1rd> yes!
05:25 Join: chookmagnet ([email protected]) to #sydney
05:29 <b1rd> thinking outside the box there Spence
05:33 <Spence> I'd cut all their hearts out with a spoon
05:33 <Skirmish> This is where b1rd stops being funny. He doesn't know when to stop.
05:37 <b1rd> hell yeahh
05:39 <b1rd> im riled up
05:43 <b1rd> wanna get em
05:58 <Spence> Spermbags settle petal
06:00 <b1rd> Skirmish, you got no idea of what i am capable of
06:04 <b1rd> yes sperm
06:07 <Spence> Lol
06:08 <b1rd> lol spermbags
06:12 <b1rd> nice1
06:12 <Skirmish> Jim had better just accept the fact that b1rd is going to knock him off the top chatter perch too.
06:22 <Spence> Can't u just ignore or fuck off
06:23 <b1rd> yes!
06:29 <b1rd> yes sperm
06:32 <Spence> Fucking spermish
06:34 <b1rd> u fkn cretin
06:44 <b1rd> he's such a worm that Skirmish
06:54 <Spence> Hillbilly handfishin fgt
06:57 <b1rd> coffee finished dripping through
07:00 <b1rd> hahahhaha
07:03 <Spence> Worm skirm
07:08 <b1rd> LOL
07:16 <b1rd> low maggot he is
07:20 <b1rd> bottom of foodchain
07:23 <Spence> Get a dildo spermbank
07:24 <b1rd> i'll sort him a
07:29 <b1rd> lLOLOLOLOLOLOL
07:31 <Spence> And jam it in ya
07:34 <b1rd> yes
07:38 <Skirmish> It's like watching a show where Beavis and Butthead are full spectrum autistic except it's b1rd and Spence.
07:43 <b1rd> Skirmish is closet fag
07:43 <Spence> I'm ducked cuz
07:51 <b1rd> LOL
07:53 <Spence> Lol sperm
07:58 <b1rd> he thinks hes funny
08:01 <b1rd> lol
08:04 <b1rd> stooge tho
08:04 <Skirmish> I'm waiting for Spence to start screaming that he is Cornholio.
08:09 <Spence> This is fucken funny cheers sperm
08:10 <b1rd> LOLLLL
08:21 <Spence> I need tp
08:23 <b1rd> he giving us compliment
08:29 <Spence> For my bung hole
08:42 <Spence> We are like partners man
08:42 <Skirmish> 'Are you threatening me?'
08:44 <Spence> In crime
09:01 <Skirmish> Spence: No you're not partners. You're the dingleberry to b1rd's asshole.
09:06 <Skirmish> You're a hanger on.
09:21 <Spence> Oh fuck yes spermsy
09:37 <Spence> B1rd is my leader
09:47 <Sutekh> haha
09:49 <Spence> You gotta respect
10:04 <Sutekh> the b1rd and the bastard
10:06 <Spence> We are the 2% ers
10:35 <Spence> I'm sorry you don't belong sperminator
10:38 <deadpandadolls> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/16708750_1446921382032919_2466895970407915772_n.jpg?oh=51317621de0ade6db0bb85c8d223eeea&oe=59373073
10:43 <Spence> Now stfu
12:52 <b1rd> theres alot of muds tho Spence
12:56 <b1rd> we'll need heavy firepower
13:06 <b1rd> Skirmish, you are so childish
13:11 <b1rd> you never done shit in your life
13:16 <Spence> I got me sluggy
13:23 <b1rd> lol nice
13:23 <Spence> Well pop em
13:31 <Sutekh> b1rd, time for your seeds man
13:33 <Spence> Straight to the eye bro
13:36 <b1rd> yes time
13:38 <Spence> Can't go wrong
13:46 <b1rd> need a rifle tho
13:50 <b1rd> automatic
13:56 <Spence> Scope
13:57 <b1rd> rile em up
14:00 <b1rd> they gang together
14:03 <b1rd> fkn off em
14:05 <b1rd> lololol
14:08 <Spence> Sniper the ugly fucks
14:08 <b1rd> coverups
14:11 <b1rd> yes!
14:21 <b1rd> mount rifle in car
14:23 <Sutekh> !stat b1rd
14:24 <StatsOP> b1rd: 24243 words, 115910 letters, 74 smilies, time wasted: 1 week 4 days 9 hours 19 minutes .
14:31 <b1rd> everlasting ammo
14:32 <Spence> We execute every member
14:34 <b1rd> yes
14:36 <b1rd> im serious a
14:41 <b1rd> we'd get a medal for it
14:43 <b1rd> no shit
14:48 <b1rd> black ops mate
14:51 <b1rd> smoke em all
14:53 <b1rd> lure and smoke
14:54 <b1rd> lol
15:07 <Spence> !stat moohoo
15:08 <StatsOP> moohoo: 4458 words, 21293 letters, 4 smilies, time wasted: 2 days 11 hours 56 minutes .
15:24 <Spence> Lol
15:29 <Spence> Beginner
15:40 <b1rd> werd up moohoo !
16:03 <Spence> I don't talk much
16:13 <Skirmish> See Spence? Detailed in numbers. You're his sidekick.
16:37 <Skirmish> He's Bert, you're Ernie.
16:39 <Spence> I am mate tell me something I don't know spermbank
16:47 <b1rd> lol
16:51 <b1rd> bs
16:53 <Skirmish> He's Rocky, you're Bullwinkle.
16:53 <b1rd> he's da man
16:56 <b1rd> nup
17:00 <b1rd> moohoo is the boss
17:04 <b1rd> im the loose cannon
17:04 <Spence> I'm laurel
17:05 <b1rd> lololol
17:12 <Spence> I'm the muscle
17:14 <b1rd> he does tactical
17:20 <b1rd> and i go mental
17:23 <b1rd> yes
17:26 <Spence> Birds the brains
17:32 <b1rd> lololol
17:36 <b1rd> props
17:42 <b1rd> we both multitalented
17:44 <b1rd> :]
17:47 <Spence> I'll bite all your fucking noses off ok
17:52 <b1rd> he will
17:57 <b1rd> and ears too
18:05 Join: removekebab ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:09 <Spence> I'll rip your cocks off
18:19 <Spence> And b1rd will eat em
18:25 <b1rd> nom nom nom
18:31 <Spence> Lmfao
18:34 <b1rd> sup removekebab
18:35 <b1rd> werd up
18:57 <Spence> Stoked the builders aren't working next door today
19:13 <Spence> Was going to go smash em yesty
19:13 <b1rd> thats good
19:18 <b1rd> lol
19:21 <b1rd> i nearly did
19:27 <Spence> Noisy pelicans
19:27 <b1rd> fkn cuban losers
19:28 <deadpandadolls> loll
19:33 <b1rd> the aussie ones are grouse
19:38 <b1rd> but imports, fkn dogs mate
19:51 <Spence> Sup deadpenisdolls
19:54 <Lumeah2> i like long hair. Thankyou!
19:57 <b1rd> i googled how to best insult cubans
20:02 Part: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:03 <Spence> All afghan filth here
20:05 <b1rd> and im like trying all the swear words
20:08 <b1rd> Motherfucker!
20:14 <b1rd> etc
20:26 <b1rd> and i clean off nigger blood from my jacket in front of them
20:27 <b1rd> LOL
20:34 <b1rd> drive hearse by them
20:39 <b1rd> give them message
20:47 <b1rd> they bring rental car next time
20:50 <b1rd> scared as hell
20:59 <b1rd> silly buggers
21:06 <Spence> Fucken dirty wog concreters
21:27 Part: chookmagnet ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:27 Join: chookmagnet ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:59 <Spence> Looks like sperninator couldn't handle the terrible two cuz
22:12 <chookmagnet> `op
22:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o chookmagnet
22:28 Mode: (by chookmagnet) +b *!*@1.152.AACF1B.94D46E
22:55 <Skirmish> lol
23:04 <Skirmish> Had to happen sooner or later.
23:44 <chookmagnet> i was throwing insults then looked at the server status window. hadn't i'd
23:46 <chookmagnet> lol
23:55 <deadpandadolls> Lmao
24:13 Join: WaddlePop ([email protected]) to #sydney
24:17 <chookmagnet> oh I am having a fantastic day
24:18 <Skirmish> b1rd's gone to ground now.
24:47 <WaddlePop> fantastic day on the dole?
24:52 <WaddlePop> bahahahahahhahaa
24:53 <chookmagnet> I picked 40 games for the weekend, tried to add to cart
25:01 <WaddlePop> get a job u slacker
25:05 <chookmagnet> the bloody login times out and lost the numbers
25:33 <WaddlePop> what site?
25:57 <chookmagnet> ubet
26:12 <WaddlePop> lol thats all rigged
26:17 <chookmagnet> yes
26:39 <chookmagnet> they rigged my $252 win 2 weeks ago
26:49 <chookmagnet> Loved how they rigged it
27:08 <WaddlePop> if u had any sens u would stop f gambling and donate money to the RSPCA instead
27:33 <chookmagnet> so you want me to do as you say?
27:48 <chookmagnet> what of my bills will you be paying next?
27:53 <WaddlePop> not exactly, just get some sense in ya
28:08 <b1rd> props tho
28:11 <b1rd> waddlepuss
28:11 <chookmagnet> hey I do as any human does
28:14 <b1rd> wb muppet
28:15 <WaddlePop> i aint paying shit of your bulls dog
28:15 <chookmagnet> as I please
28:23 <b1rd> no the b1rd is fucking ur mum Skirmish
28:24 <b1rd> PMc
28:24 <WaddlePop> bills
28:26 <b1rd> brb
28:27 <lx>  Oh so quick b1rd...
28:38 <chookmagnet> well then
28:48 <Skirmish> Your standards are as low as the morals your gf's have then b1rd.
28:54 <WaddlePop> well why do u gamble if u cant even afford to pay ur bills
28:59 <chookmagnet> I don't tell you what to do with your hard earned
29:10 <chookmagnet> I can pay my bills
29:23 <chookmagnet> I gamble my cigarette and alcohol money
29:31 <WaddlePop> i dont work, so none of my $1200 fortnight centrelink payment is hard earned
29:47 <chookmagnet> good for you
29:48 Part: Spence ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:00 <Sutekh> lol
30:09 <b1rd> my gf's are rad
30:09 <Skirmish> hahahahah nobody gets $1200 a fortnight on centrelink.
30:11 <b1rd> radical
30:13 <b1rd> lol
30:15 <removekebab> b1rd who are you
30:19 <b1rd> bs
30:22 <WaddlePop> well u could donate ur money instead of giving it back to the govt.
30:26 <removekebab> Who is the centrelink bludger
30:31 <chookmagnet> I could
30:32 <Sutekh> Waddlecock up to his old tricks
30:34 <WaddlePop> Skirmish: make a bet?
30:36 <chookmagnet> I choose not to
30:37 <b1rd> i get eight hundy a week
30:38 <b1rd> from centres
30:41 <b1rd> special paymentz
30:47 <b1rd> for bashing ppl like u Skirmish
30:52 <WaddlePop> I have been getting $1200 a F/N for the last 4 years
30:52 <b1rd> crown loves me
30:53 <removekebab> You get nothing
31:00 <b1rd> WaddlePop you are correct
31:12 <chookmagnet> and?
31:18 <WaddlePop> im geting maximum rate and milking the system
31:20 <removekebab> Lol some real bullshit here
31:20 <chookmagnet> shall we throw a party for you
31:35 <chookmagnet> removekebab
31:39 <chookmagnet> b1rd too
31:42 <WaddlePop> i rort centrelink coz i know all the loopholes
31:55 <Skirmish> If people could get $1200 a fortnight on centrelink then nobody would be doing minimum wage work.
31:59 <Sutekh> Waddlecock, its Ok, you make me rich spnding all your DSP on porn
32:09 <chookmagnet> hahahaha
32:19 <removekebab> DSP is like 700 a fn max
32:32 <chookmagnet> noo
32:33 <removekebab> Unless youre doing identity fraud
32:34 <MickTaylor> [13:27:42] <+Skirmish> hahahahah nobody gets $1200 a fortnight on centrelink. << Single parents can
32:43 <WaddlePop> thats right, I will never do factory work with teh payment im on
32:57 <Skirmish> A single mum with a few kids sure MickTaylor. Not this muppet though.
32:58 <chookmagnet> DSP is 876 per fortnight
33:06 <chookmagnet> that's what I get
33:17 <WaddlePop> And btw, the blind pension is $1500 per fortnight, which im working on getting
33:21 <b1rd> wrong
33:21 Part: removekebab ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:26 <b1rd> depends how many muds you kill
33:28 <b1rd> each week
33:32 <b1rd> you get payrise for it
33:51 <WaddlePop> get the blind pension and work 2 days per week cash in hand, then im on $2000 a fortnight
34:01 <WaddlePop> while all u suckers work every day
34:01 <chookmagnet> muds. butt banging b1rd
34:04 <chookmagnet> yeah wow
34:07 <Sutekh> we can help you with that waddleflop *gets out a can opener*
34:22 <chookmagnet> ribbed condoms b1rd
34:25 <b1rd> yes
34:30 <chookmagnet> for trction in the mud
34:46 <chookmagnet> traction too
34:58 <b1rd> bareback
35:00 <b1rd> best way
35:03 <b1rd> fk connies
35:21 <WaddlePop> wat r u gonna do glass me in the eye sutekh u wanker
35:23 <b1rd> lolol
35:32 <b1rd> LOL
35:45 <chookmagnet> fill your screen with twat
35:53 <chookmagnet> just like in your mirror
35:53 <Sutekh> i should drop in here at the day time lunch more often, amusing
36:03 <deadpandadolls> every1 take ya undies off n touch willies!
36:06 Mode: (by chookmagnet) -b *!*@1.152.AACF1B.94D46E
36:14 <WaddlePop> ur working? lol
36:19 <WaddlePop> suck shit
36:27 <chookmagnet> b1rd you girlfriend is un banned
36:32 <Sutekh> Waddledick, i work in the porn industry
36:42 <chookmagnet> Sutekh
36:45 <WaddlePop> doing what?
36:45 <chookmagnet> ahaaaaaaaaaaa
36:47 <MickTaylor> So he really does suck shit ;)
37:02 <Sutekh> haha
37:11 <WaddlePop> audtioning for scat eating vids
37:35 <WaddlePop> can u get me a job then?
37:35 <Sutekh> gotta keep making the vids Waddlefuck buys with his pension...
37:54 <chookmagnet> It was you who uploaded Trumps inaugeration speach to Porn Hub with the title White guy fucks everyone all at once
38:05 <b1rd> who my GF chookmagnet ?
38:07 <b1rd> oh
38:09 <chookmagnet> Rich white guy
38:18 <chookmagnet> spence
38:19 <b1rd> ic
38:23 <b1rd> i will get him in
38:26 <b1rd> paybackz
38:31 <WaddlePop> I only download free vids, i never buy porn, nobody does
38:57 <chookmagnet> I don't need porn where I live
39:12 <chookmagnet> so many beautiful women wearing next to nothing
39:14 <chookmagnet> woohoo
39:18 <Sutekh> haha chook
39:19 <chookmagnet> love Rocky
39:20 <b1rd> why you needz porn waddlepuss
39:25 <WaddlePop> neither do i, i live across a primary school :)
39:30 <b1rd> LOLLL
39:31 <b1rd> wtf
39:40 <b1rd> pedo alert
39:50 <WaddlePop> Alberton primary school
39:58 <chookmagnet> ok
40:10 <b1rd> brb on phone to sex crime squad
40:10 <lx>  We'll still be here b1rd...
40:22 Part: WaddlePop ([email protected]) from #sydney
40:24 <chookmagnet> I will send the men around now we know where you are. Men in white suits with some lovely apparel for you
40:26 <Skirmish> lol @ b1rd thinking he can afford a phone
40:26 <b1rd> lol
40:37 <b1rd> i bet i have a better phone than you sperm
40:47 <b1rd> bought with cash
40:50 <b1rd> no fkn gay bs
40:52 <Skirmish> hahahahahahaha 'my phone is better than yours'
40:56 <Skirmish> What a toss.
41:00 <b1rd> was nine hundy
41:03 <b1rd> it is
41:15 <b1rd> sperm thinks apple is cool
41:17 <Skirmish> Show us your blackberry b1rd.
41:21 <b1rd> can't
41:28 <b1rd> its MINE
41:36 <b1rd> u not see
41:49 <b1rd> b1rd officially haz no blackberry
41:53 <b1rd> lulz
42:07 <Skirmish> I'm not into brand loyalty or image. I get a unit that does the job I need it to do. For now that happens to be Apple. I am considering a move to a windows phone though as they improve.
42:16 <b1rd> I'm into secure encryption
42:25 <b1rd> and secure OS on device
42:31 <b1rd> not ease of use
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42:43 <b1rd> aaaa
42:45 <b1rd> wb cuz
42:48 <moohoo_lunch> Motherfuckers
42:49 <b1rd> whats for lunch bro
42:51 <b1rd> LOL
43:01 <moohoo_lunch> Souvlaki
43:14 <Skirmish> Plus the apple music subscription service in my opinion gives access to one of the biggest libraries available so it's an easy choice to have that.
43:20 <b1rd> nice
43:31 <b1rd> well i use my devices for more than just fun
43:33 <b1rd> so fkall that
43:34 <moohoo_lunch> U?
43:43 <b1rd> me, wanna go get some cans of heini
43:45 <b1rd> but cbf
44:01 <moohoo_lunch> Yeah same
44:07 <b1rd> should a
44:09 <Skirmish> 'What procedures would you use to initiate and maintain contact with those with whom you have networking or other work relationships?'
44:10 <Skirmish> Go.
44:25 <b1rd> fkoff ya formal idiot Skirmish
44:29 <b1rd> we talkin slang today
44:37 <b1rd> i don't take orders from you Skirmish
44:39 <b1rd> fkn maggot
44:53 <MickTaylor> b1rd... Why so angry?
44:54 <deadpandadolls> fucking mobile phones
44:59 <Lumeah2> Pwe aren't answering your work questions
45:01 <deadpandadolls> smart phones bleh!
45:17 <deadpandadolls> "They used to print Google Maps?!"
45:26 <Lumeah2> Do it ya self c.
45:27 <Skirmish> If I had to describe you b1rd it would be as a little yappy dog. Constantly going ... YAP YAP YAP but at the first hint of a ban you shut up and pee all over yourself.
45:37 <b1rd> initiating war with apex, MickTaylor
45:44 <moohoo_lunch> I wouldn't let sperm push me around b1rd
45:52 <b1rd> yes little as in 6 foot 5
45:57 <b1rd> fkn faggot Skirmish
46:02 <Skirmish> Lumeah2: It's not my work question. It's for a training unit I am putting together for others. Would you like to have some input anyway?
46:11 <b1rd> lolol
46:15 <moohoo_lunch> Lol
46:22 Part: moohoo ([email protected]) from #sydney
46:25 <Lumeah2> Fck off
46:32 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Do you need a time out bro?
46:37 <b1rd> i only take orders from Lumeah2 and moohoo_lunch
46:42 <b1rd> props tho Skirmish
46:46 <Lumeah2> And?
46:49 <Skirmish> No? Ok. Thanks for your input anyway. Hope the afternoon of mowing lawns is enjoyable for you Lumies.
46:53 <Lumeah2> And!
46:57 <moohoo_lunch> B1rd werd
47:09 <b1rd> werrrrd
47:23 <b1rd> im cutting ur grass right now Skirmish
47:26 <b1rd> have fun mate
47:28 <b1rd> :]
47:31 <b1rd> fkn coward
47:35 <moohoo_lunch> B1rd is the toughest cunt on austnet
47:45 <b1rd> noooo u fair tuff too moohoo_lunch
47:47 Kick: b1rd was kicked by ChanOP ([MickTaylor] Cool your jets hotshot....)
48:11 <Skirmish> Oh the rage that he is going to focus on you now .... lol
48:12 <moohoo_lunch> Yeah but you a stone cold killa baby
48:23 <MickTaylor> Bring it haha
48:30 <moohoo_lunch> Lol
48:51 <MickTaylor> I can make his exit permanent if he has an issue...
49:07 <moohoo_lunch> No u cant
49:07 <Lumeah2> Boring now!
50:25 <MickTaylor> He's welcome back at present lol
50:49 <deadpandadolls> forgot that I downloaded the last Assassin's Creed RUSSIA game
50:50 <chookmagnet> also spence him butt pal
50:51 <deadpandadolls> huhuhu
50:53 <chookmagnet> i un banned
51:04 <Skirmish> See this is the point in time where b1rd is pissing all over himself worrying about getting banned.
51:05 <Skirmish> lol
51:09 <moohoo_lunch> What the?
51:25 Join: b1rd ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:26 <lx>  Attention... K-Mart shoppers... A tosser... has just entered... the room!
51:29 <Lumeah2> Isn't actually
51:35 <b1rd> I am going to lodge a lawsuit
51:41 <b1rd> i am soooo not on drugs!
51:42 <Skirmish> hahahahahaha
51:50 <b1rd> your SUED!
51:51 <moohoo_lunch> Ahahahahahahaha
51:55 <b1rd> lololol
52:00 <b1rd> love drugs but clean atm
52:02 <moohoo_lunch> They bagged u bruh
52:02 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Is that you, breaker?
52:03 <b1rd> :p
52:08 <chookmagnet> atm
52:10 <b1rd> breaker is out in the cold
52:12 <chookmagnet> yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
52:15 <b1rd> lololol
52:17 <MickTaylor> He loves a good lawsuit
52:17 <chookmagnet> wat eva
52:20 <Skirmish> Nah it can't be breaker we've had no threats.
52:26 <MickTaylor> Skirmish: True
52:32 <Skirmish> 'I know where you live' or "I will ring your ISP' LOL
52:40 <moohoo_lunch> Swimming with the fishes
52:51 <MickTaylor> Hahaha
53:05 <Skirmish> I can barely understand what they have to say when I call my ISP so goodluck to breaker.
53:17 <MickTaylor> He's welcome to ring mine... They can barely speak English so if he can achieve anything, more power to him.
53:20 <moohoo_lunch> Racist
53:35 <Skirmish> They took a month to respond to an email that I sent them. Hope he's not seeking a quick response.
53:53 <MickTaylor> Sounds like Internode Skirmish
54:02 <MickTaylor> But their staff are understandable on the phone
54:12 <b1rd> im seriously suing you all
54:16 <chookmagnet> iinet
54:22 <b1rd> the b1rd is clean as a girafe after his shower
54:31 <moohoo_lunch> Wtf b1tf
54:36 <Skirmish> b1rd: Goodluck mate.
54:40 <b1rd> not u moohoo_lunch
54:41 <b1rd> Skirmish,
54:44 <b1rd> and MickTaylor
54:47 <b1rd> stooges
54:49 <moohoo_lunch> He has a witness...
54:52 <MickTaylor> Go for it.
54:53 <b1rd> yes!
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54:58 <b1rd> u sued bro
55:01 <b1rd> lol
55:02 <moohoo_lunch> I have proof
55:07 <MickTaylor> Could do with a dat off work
55:08 <b1rd> yes
55:09 <MickTaylor> Day*
55:10 <Skirmish> He's targeting us because we're the only two he knows that for sure have jobs and money to sue for.
55:17 <b1rd> you pay my costs too
55:19 <b1rd> muppets
55:19 <MickTaylor> Hahaha
55:23 <b1rd> LOL
55:26 <b1rd> i gots mad legal team
55:28 <b1rd> true
55:39 <b1rd> they dont like being seen with me, coz i mad, but they assist well
55:42 <b1rd> LOL
55:47 <chookmagnet> I got contacts
55:58 <Skirmish> b1rd has watched every episode of Boston Legal. He is going to represent himself.
56:01 <chookmagnet> been iinet since 93
56:10 <chookmagnet> sue away
56:11 <b1rd> narr
56:13 <b1rd> dont need to
56:13 <moohoo_lunch> Better call Saul fgts
56:19 <chookmagnet> or even barbra away
56:19 <b1rd> my life is interesting and comlex
56:22 <chookmagnet> Debbie
56:25 <b1rd> who need fictionz
56:31 <moohoo_lunch> Was no iinet in 93
56:32 <Skirmish> Walks into court and says 'Danny Crane'.
56:45 <chookmagnet> did you change your dirty undies b1rd?
57:05 <MickTaylor> I'm still waiting for my subpoena from breaker actually
57:07 <MickTaylor> I feel left out :(
57:16 <moohoo_lunch> Stfu chookfagnet
57:22 <chookmagnet> wasn't? There was in Mike malones Garage as his 1st serevers
57:33 <b1rd> MickTaylor, and Skirmish, give me your names and numbers
57:40 <b1rd> i am initiating legal proceedings as we speak
57:41 Kick: moohoo_lunch was kicked by ChanOP ([MickTaylor] Relax mate...)
57:44 <chookmagnet> his first dial up server
57:48 <b1rd> will follow up on rest of ya deetz
57:52 <b1rd> quickly
58:33 <b1rd> <yourfkdchook> Dogs
58:33 <b1rd> <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:37 <b1rd> lol
58:38 Part: BlackVelvet ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:49 Join: yourfkdchook ([email protected]) to #sydney
58:53 <yourfkdchook> Lol
58:58 <b1rd> LOL
59:02 <b1rd> wb son
59:05 Join: Devil45 ([email protected]) to #sydney
59:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Devil45
59:11 <yourfkdchook> Thanks boss
59:32 Nick: yourfkdchook is now known as twopoo
59:35 <twopoo> Yay
59:38 <b1rd> LOL
59:51 <twopoo> Props mean
00:08 <b1rd> epic props of epic proportions
01:25 <twopoo> Props props?
01:34 <b1rd> double props
01:42 <b1rd> turbo props
01:46 <twopoo> Sweet boe
02:02 <b1rd> dual engine turbo props tho
02:05 <b1rd> lol
02:11 <twopoo> I've solo wasted the day
02:13 <twopoo> So
02:24 <b1rd> better get cracking some heads then son
02:29 <b1rd> be sure to film too
02:35 <b1rd> then put invoice to VIC gov
02:37 <b1rd> lol
02:58 <twopoo> I need to fire up at that wanker that did clean at 5 am
03:15 <b1rd> you do!
03:22 <twopoo> I'll call him a crack head junky
03:26 <b1rd> yes
03:33 <b1rd> very apt for his condition
03:37 <twopoo> Then kick his teeth ouy
04:37 <twopoo> I'm off for a bit mate
04:39 <twopoo> Seeya soon
04:57 <b1rd> ok bro
04:59 <b1rd> good man
05:03 <twopoo> I'll go show this clown who the new boss is
05:07 <b1rd> yes!
05:09 <twopoo> Churr
05:13 Part: twopoo ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:25 <b1rd> great lad he is
05:29 <b1rd> one of the boys
06:00 <Devil45> he seems like a bit of a tool to me
07:16 <deadpandadolls> eerrgg 'o mark the official opening of the Adelaide Fringe, we recognise and celebrate the living culture of the First Nations with this special ceremony.'
07:21 <deadpandadolls> to*
07:29 <chookmagnet> yeah the blunt handle and not the sharp bit
07:34 <chookmagnet> same as b1rd
07:58 <Devil45> yup
08:03 <Devil45> not the sharpest tool in the shed
08:25 <chookmagnet> takes a group to tackle 1 person
08:45 <Devil45> but im not talking about b1rd - hes ok.
08:46 <chookmagnet> honestly
08:56 <chookmagnet> I watch what I say to most people online
09:20 <chookmagnet> they may not be anyone nasty but they may have friends or rellies who are
10:37 <Devil45> i was referring to twopoo - and his props bs
11:58 <chookmagnet> ahhhhhh
12:07 <chookmagnet> so b1rd is just a sheep
12:13 <chookmagnet> baaaaaaaaah BRAH
12:42 <b1rd> ay bro
12:50 <b1rd> he is a useful tool though Devil45
12:54 <b1rd> nice lad
12:56 <chookmagnet> when you're awake your're a sheep
13:01 <Devil45> wait how can b1rd be a sheep?
13:13 <b1rd> moohoo is very obedient
13:17 <chookmagnet> he like to be in a flocks
13:21 <Devil45> hes a moron b1rd
13:22 <b1rd> and more intelligent than most
13:25 <chookmagnet> birds and sheep flock
13:38 <b1rd> moron or not, he will be useful to destroy the Apex gang
13:44 <b1rd> heh
13:48 <chookmagnet> knows where to get drugs and ladies to stalk?
13:58 <b1rd> he's a gentleman IRL
14:01 <b1rd> actually
14:06 <b1rd> troll yes.
14:11 <Devil45> so hes just an asshole on irc?
14:13 <b1rd> IRl top bloke, staunch as
14:14 <b1rd> yes
14:21 <Devil45> i do not believe it
14:21 <b1rd> perhaps has been absent
14:27 <b1rd> he'll settle down in time
14:31 <b1rd> as i did
14:37 <Devil45> and he was a prick to me last week. so fuck him
15:20 <b1rd> i'll pull him into line
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39:46 <deadpandadolls> nice, freshly shaved head n face
39:47 <deadpandadolls> woooo
40:29 * Kezzie just waking up had a nap
42:32 <deadpandadolls> :P
42:51 <Kezzie> b1rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:17 <Devil45> deadpanda feeling cooler now eh
43:41 <Kezzie> 42deg here today so humid thank god for a/c
45:03 <Devil45> [13:43] <chookmagnet> he like to be in a flocks <- i read that as "he like to be in a frock"
46:02 <Devil45> eyesight failing me. ;/
46:09 <Kezzie> ouch
46:25 <Kezzie> i wear glasses blind without them re comp
46:25 <morgoth> broken arrow
46:33 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
46:37 <Devil45> i have to magnify things to read better
46:47 <deadpandadolls> hehe cooler till I go outside
46:50 <deadpandadolls> hot hot hot
46:53 <Kezzie> Devil45 i wear glasses ??
46:58 <Kezzie> i/u
47:18 <Kezzie> deadpandadolls its 42 deg outside here
47:36 <Devil45> no kez - just reading ones
47:57 <chookmagnet> 35 with scattered storms
47:58 <Devil45> to magnify things but they dont work correctly on the pc so i use the magnifier instead
48:48 <Devil45> 29 here today as a maximum
48:51 <Devil45> 30 tomorrow
49:32 <Kezzie> chookmagnet share the storm if u get it pls
50:37 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... 22C here outside, 25C in the office, only 'cos i HAD THE HEATER ON THIS MORNING TO BREAK THE 14c CHILL! :p
50:56 <Glenn> ...and CAPS lock still hates me :(
51:23 <Kezzie> lol
51:38 <chookmagnet> got heavy rain happening
52:05 * Devil45 fixes the caps lock for Glenn
52:21 <Kezzie> :)
52:31 <Kezzie> share chookie
53:40 <morgoth> has anyone else noticed the hyper inflation starting to kick in?
54:05 <Glenn> ...as in egos morgoth?
54:27 <morgoth> just sayin, jeez
54:37 <Glenn> :)
54:49 <morgoth> cos the price of a hamburger is going up 20c a day
56:16 Join: Nice1 ([email protected]) to #sydney
56:17 <lx>  ...er, excuse me... but why are you here?
57:38 <Glenn> Price increase of hamburgers, I can handle. But the corporate greed of utility companies and local councils increasing their demands at two or three times inflation rate, then telling us to suck it up and pay... no that's a very different story!
58:38 <morgoth> pissant
58:54 <morgoth> when the power company overcharges you you go down there and kill all the indians
59:20 <Glenn> Villains have rights, can't do that.
59:29 <morgoth> piss weak
59:37 <Kezzie> brb
59:38 <lx>  See ya Kezzie...
59:48 <morgoth> so tough in your verbals of me but you cant even defend yourself against bonobos
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01:06 <Skirmish> 20c a day for a hamburger!
01:15 <Skirmish> The price gouge continues.
01:31 <b1rd> lol
01:31 <Skirmish> I noticed that private health has been given ok for another rise in April.
01:40 <Devil45> even cheaper if its a maccas burger
02:04 <Skirmish> Time for me to look around and see where my dollar gets the best returun.
02:05 <b1rd> only the weak need private health
02:07 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire xx
02:07 <morgoth> oh dear what happened to the overt mocking and pillary?
02:12 <Kezzie> `voice SkyFire
02:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v SkyFire
02:13 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie xx
02:37 <morgoth> must've been that accident that happened just before
03:10 <Kezzie> what
03:17 <Devil45> come again?
03:19 * b1rd is on the weetbix, look out
03:58 <Devil45> how many of those do you have per day b1rd?
04:12 <b1rd> 66 over the day Devil45
04:22 <b1rd> provides lots of energy for furious IRC actions
04:24 <Kezzie> ouch
04:29 <Devil45> a whole packet of weet-bix in one day? no way
04:33 <b1rd> true
04:37 <Devil45> nup
04:38 <b1rd> cheap fuel for da b1rd lol
04:41 <b1rd> yepp
04:51 <Devil45> i have 6 per morning and thats it
05:00 <b1rd> not a bad effort Devil45
05:08 <b1rd> i have a special cupboard
05:10 <Devil45> out of a 1.4kg pack
05:13 <b1rd> with packets of weeties in
05:19 <b1rd> yes, they are the good size
05:28 <Devil45> i couldnt eat a whole pack of that in one day id be sick as a dog
05:44 <Kezzie> no way
05:44 <b1rd> you never know till you try
05:46 <Skirmish> Bacon and eggs is a better breakfast than weetbix.
05:53 <Kezzie> yes
05:54 <b1rd> no, too much fat
06:03 <Devil45> do you have it with milk or iced coffee b1rd?
06:07 <b1rd> the b1rd is a lean mean fighting machine
06:09 <Skirmish> Fat isn't the enemy. Carbs and sugar are.
06:14 <b1rd> yes iced coffee skim milk
06:19 <b1rd> not true Skirmish
06:23 <b1rd> fat is evil
06:28 <Devil45> iced coffee on your weet-bix b1rd try it sometime
06:31 <Skirmish> It is true. You've been brainwashed.
06:37 <b1rd> yes its nice
06:43 <Kezzie> i drink a go poppa its says it contains 2 weetbix
06:45 <b1rd> no such thing as brainwashing
06:47 <Devil45> or milk if you prefer
06:54 <b1rd> it's pure fiction, Skirmish
07:12 <Devil45> actually Skirmish is correct sugar and carbs *are* the enemy not fat
07:12 <Skirmish> Low carb high fat diets are in fact the most successful. Read Gary Taubes. http://garytaubes.com/
07:23 <b1rd> no i will not read your link
07:28 <b1rd> he sounds dodgy to me already
07:34 <b1rd> I only follow the CSIRO diet
07:37 <Skirmish> b1rd has no education. He cannot grasp anything outside of what he has been brainwashed with.
07:40 <b1rd> if i need to lose weight, which i don't
07:48 <b1rd> stop sucking upto Devil45, Skirmish
07:59 <b1rd> brainwashing bahhh
08:03 <Devil45> hes not sucking up to anyone hes stating a simple fact
08:06 <b1rd> hypnosis more like it
08:11 <Kezzie> Skirmish isnt
08:11 <b1rd> bulldust
08:12 <Devil45> and i happen to agree with it
08:15 <b1rd> and codswallop
08:24 <b1rd> well you are both furiously wrong
08:30 <Skirmish> Do you like UFC b1rd? Like Joe Rogan?
08:41 <b1rd> this gary taaubes sounds like a shark to me
08:54 <Skirmish> He does a podcast episode with Gary Taubes. First I had ever heard of him. Have a listen.
09:02 <b1rd> that is marketing
09:04 <b1rd> nothing more
09:09 <b1rd> just like 'supplements'
09:20 <b1rd> the b1rd eats a diet balanced perfectly for him
09:25 <Skirmish> No it's not. He's not selling anything aside from his book.
09:33 <b1rd> don't care
09:37 <b1rd> UFC is a money machine
09:40 <b1rd> you are wrong
09:46 Part: Nice1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:49 <Devil45> b1rd eats a whole packet of weet-bix per day according to him
09:56 <Skirmish> He's simply pointing out the lies we're told about foods we eat that are influenced by big business and out-dated thinking.
09:58 <b1rd> and the b1rd is not a fatty
09:58 <Devil45> how is that a balanced diet?
10:02 <morgoth> UFC is great for security guards who wantr to get punchy
10:12 <b1rd> perfect for Skirmish then
10:16 <b1rd> :]
10:19 <morgoth> last guy who punched me got a sealed cage match
10:34 <b1rd> i prefer streetfighting
10:39 <b1rd> much more real
10:48 <b1rd> but each to their own i guess hey Skirmish
10:56 <morgoth> im not trained for combat, so when you want a go we just put you in the cartel
11:00 <Skirmish> I prefer not fighting at all.
11:04 <b1rd> yes
11:15 <b1rd> well it is not always possible Skirmish
11:18 <Devil45> best to walk away if you can in some situations
11:22 <morgoth> you see, collectively humanity is a threat, but individually they are less threat than a mosquito
11:26 <b1rd> i never walk away
11:30 <b1rd> unless vastly outnumbered
11:35 <Skirmish> Pain complience and pressure points = I don't fight.
11:44 <b1rd> yes
11:45 <morgoth> are lions scared of wilderbeast?
11:49 <b1rd> no
11:53 <morgoth> correct
11:54 <Skirmish> People who want to stand their throwing fists are silly.
12:05 <b1rd> Skirmish, i know all about pressure points
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12:13 <b1rd> they don't work on me
12:20 <Skirmish> lol ok.
12:25 <b1rd> try then
12:31 <b1rd> you'll see
12:32 <morgoth> the lions are massively outnumbered by the wilderbeast, yet year after year the lions consistently beat the wilderbeast in the kill count
12:38 <Skirmish> The only people I have met that pain complience/pressure points do not work on are junkies high on something.
12:39 <b1rd> indeed morgoth
12:48 <b1rd> wrong Skirmish
12:54 <b1rd> i have a differently wired brain
13:01 <b1rd> from years of combat experience
13:05 <Skirmish> You don't have one at all?
13:06 <b1rd> don't feel pain
13:09 <Kezzie> hi Skirmish :)
13:10 <morgoth> thats the problem with being a herd animal and trying to take on predators
13:11 <Skirmish> lol combat experience.
13:12 <b1rd> ok Skirmish enough with that
13:13 <Skirmish> Hi Kezzie
13:23 <Devil45> its trump that has no brain
13:24 <b1rd> you are becoming abusive again Skirmish
13:39 <b1rd> we are simply debating manly combat, and you have to get all on edge
13:42 <morgoth> the herd is big and scary from the outside but it always comes down to a one on one which the lion always wins
13:43 <b1rd> so uncalled for
13:49 <Skirmish> lol did someone tell b1rd to calm down? He's peeing all over himself like a scared little puppy.
13:53 <b1rd> indeed morgoth
14:13 <b1rd> the b1rd adapts
14:19 <b1rd> unlike yourself
14:20 <morgoth> indians are herd animals
14:30 <Skirmish> Anyway. If anyone does want to learn some really good stuff about food and their bodies they should check out Gary Taubes.
14:32 <morgoth> they rely on numbers to survive, hence herd tactic
14:41 <b1rd> no thankyou Skirmish
14:46 <b1rd> he's a nasty piece of work that gary
14:59 <Devil45> im sure some people may take a look at that link
15:05 <b1rd> doubt it though Devil45
15:05 <Devil45> if they want more info
15:17 <Devil45> i know you dont want to see it b1rd
15:18 <b1rd> we are quite resilient
15:34 <b1rd> we are able to survive on any kind of food
15:37 <Devil45> and i cant make you see it
15:49 <Devil45> i wouldnt even if i could
16:00 <b1rd> a true warrior MUST adapt to his environment quickly
16:07 <Devil45> thats like asking malcolm turnbull to grow an extra testicle
16:08 <Skirmish> http://podcasts.joerogan.net/podcasts/gary-taubes <----- His podcast with Joe Rogan.
16:19 <b1rd> probably a virus Skirmish
16:20 <Devil45> not happening
16:22 <b1rd> please cease and desist
16:42 <b1rd> turncoat does not have any testicles
16:46 <b1rd> so your point is moot
16:48 <b1rd> :]
17:05 <morgoth> I cant believe you guys have french envy
17:13 <morgoth> I can understand the german envy
17:18 <morgoth> but french envy?
17:35 <Devil45> thats what jay weatherill said
17:56 <Skirmish> Devil45: You're trying to engage in a conversation and including b1rd who has never ever said anything worth reading ever. Such a waste of time.
18:00 <deadpandadolls> french envy?
18:13 <morgoth> you heard
18:25 <b1rd> Skirmish, stop sucking up
18:29 <b1rd> know your game son
18:37 <b1rd> lol you heard
18:44 <Skirmish> ^ and he makes my point. Thanks b1rd.
19:08 <morgoth> I dont have to explain myself to england, in fact its quite the opposite
19:13 <b1rd> what is your IQ Skirmish, because I suspect you only put on the act of being intelligent
19:22 <b1rd> but is mostly just well versed lies
19:32 <b1rd> private schooling
19:33 <morgoth> we just want to know why you steal our babies then try and replace them with your babies
19:36 <b1rd> will do that to a muppet
19:37 <morgoth> seems a bit weird
19:39 <deadpandadolls> wtf is French envy?
19:45 <Skirmish> I never went to a private school..
19:47 <b1rd> good point morgoth
19:56 <b1rd> you talk like a little private school kid, Skirmish
20:01 <b1rd> i bet you did
20:09 <deadpandadolls> wtf is this guy on about
20:10 <b1rd> but are too scared to admit it here in front of us lions
20:14 <Skirmish> All public primary and high schools.
20:15 <deadpandadolls> is that fucking shimoon?
20:28 <morgoth> french envy is when you cant get a big enough noisy enough french submarine inside you
20:30 <Kezzie> !ttop10
20:32 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(439) 2. Skirmish(327) 3. morgoth(223) 4. Devil45(196) 5. Kezzie(27) 6. deadpandadolls(16)
20:50 <b1rd> lol
20:51 <Kezzie> only 6 ppl mmmmmmmmmm
21:10 <Skirmish> I guess whilst you were drinking datura juice and smoking lawn clippings at school b1rd I was the one paying some attention.
21:14 <morgoth> I went to a govt school
21:24 <b1rd> no, it is called being a rectum kisser Skirmish
21:28 <b1rd> me too
21:30 <morgoth> i didnt get salvaged to private school triage
21:31 <b1rd> proudly so
21:36 <morgoth> I just kept killing indians
21:36 <b1rd> indeed
21:46 <b1rd> we would bash at least 10 ethnics a day
21:52 <b1rd> educational
22:05 <b1rd> reffo school
22:14 <b1rd> keep em under control
22:39 <b1rd> brown nose.
22:44 <b1rd> comes to mind when thinking of Skirmish
22:51 <b1rd> his arrogance and chutzpah
22:54 <b1rd> :]
23:02 <morgoth> we had a bunch of private school pussies come through our school one day, they were laying claims to everything including the women so we balled them and arse raped them, they dobbed to daddy
23:13 <b1rd> yes
23:44 <b1rd> the toughest of men come from the most harsh environments
23:44 <Kezzie> morgoth i hate the word RAPE i been there
24:05 <b1rd> i have been raped too Kezzie
24:10 <b1rd> but i soldiered on
24:40 <Kezzie> i was 8 years old
24:49 <b1rd> me 14
25:17 <b1rd> distant memory now
26:02 <Kezzie> mine isnt
26:17 <b1rd> you must work through it then
26:25 <deadpandadolls> I attended 2 private schools
26:27 <b1rd> talk to a professional
26:48 <b1rd> yeh deadpandadolls ?
27:19 * SkyFire throws morgoth in prison
27:48 <Devil45> nah thats like a second home to him SkyFire
28:10 <b1rd> three hots and a cot
28:11 <SkyFire> I am sure something can be arranged to make life unpleasant
28:19 <b1rd> unlikely
28:42 <b1rd> that would m ake you a criminal too SkyFire
28:49 <Kezzie> is it a full moon tonight ??
28:56 <b1rd> one hopes so
29:52 <SkyFire> it was two days ago I think
30:10 <b1rd> i prefer the new moon
30:14 <b1rd> for going bonkers
30:46 <b1rd> coz the cells in your body go back to normal
30:51 <b1rd> so you are ready for a blue
30:56 <b1rd> fullmoon, too bloated
32:10 <SkyFire> The Moon today is in a Waning Gibbous Phase. This is the first phase after the Full Moon occurs. It lasts roughly 7 days with the Moon's illumination growing smaller each day until the Moon becomes a Last Quarter Moon with a illumination of 50%.
32:14 <Kezzie> i dont fight with anyone
32:36 <Devil45> i try not to fight either. too old for it
32:37 <Skirmish> https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/shoutout-to-the-vic-cabbie-who-told-news-his-name-/82fb16fb-6a41-4812-822b-b72a47bc08ae.htm <---- hahahahahahaha
32:43 <SkyFire> http://www.moongiant.com/phase/today/
32:49 <b1rd> fighting keeps you alive
32:55 <b1rd> if you don't fight you die
33:28 <Devil45> if you dont eat you dont shit, and if you dont shit you die
33:41 <SkyFire> lol
33:41 <b1rd> you must eat, and fight
33:53 <b1rd> without the fight, you get bored.
34:09 <b1rd> it is our purpose
34:30 <b1rd> E.F.F.
34:33 <b1rd> eat fight and....
34:46 <b1rd> is the right way to live your life
34:49 Join: lethalinjection ([email protected]) to #sydney
34:55 <b1rd> wb breaker
35:00 <b1rd> chump
35:09 <IRCStats> mIRCStats for #sydney updated! Check out the stats at http://www.irc-stats.org/austnet/sydney
35:10 <lethalinjection> :)
36:18 <Kezzie> b1rd winning re stats
36:34 <b1rd> is there a prize!
36:36 <b1rd> lol
36:44 <Kezzie> is lethalinjection breaker ??
36:49 <b1rd> he is
36:52 <b1rd> wb lethalinjection
36:57 <Kezzie> u sure
37:00 <SkyFire> I think so
37:03 <b1rd> come closer to the campfire lethalinjection
37:08 <SkyFire> !ttop10
37:09 <b1rd> don't want you out in the cold for too long buddy
37:09 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(632) 2. Skirmish(353) 3. morgoth(277) 4. Devil45(229) 5. SkyFire(74) 6. Kezzie(69) 7. deadpandadolls(21) 8. IRCStats(10) 9. lethalinjection(1)
37:44 <Skirmish> Breaker is back to call up people's ISP's.
38:14 <b1rd> LOL "Dunno much about my roots except they can be annoying"
38:23 <b1rd> lol
38:29 * SkyFire slams a punch in to breaker's skull and leaves it for dead on the ground
38:35 <b1rd> breaker is operating from old training
38:45 <b1rd> i need to give him some lessons on 2017
38:50 <b1rd> he means well tho
39:02 <morgoth> think I might have prince george raped
39:16 <b1rd> LOLLL
39:19 <b1rd> should
39:33 <morgoth> shits and giggles, just like the SAS
39:38 <b1rd> LOL
39:50 <b1rd> love how when the SAS get a kill they're like "YERRRRRR"
40:15 <b1rd> crave it lol
40:41 Join: Nice2U ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:42 <lx>  Some people just don't know where they're not welcome!
41:00 <lethalinjection> !seen anotherirc3r
41:01 <StatsOP> anotherirc3r ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 7 days, 20 hours, 16 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
41:15 <b1rd> is that the mysterious JEN character?
41:18 <Skirmish> Stop stalker her mate.
41:22 <b1rd> LOLLLL
41:32 <b1rd> i thought JEN was a pet name for a penis at first
41:34 <b1rd> seriously
41:46 <b1rd> good times tho
41:46 <Skirmish> Comes online and NEEDS to check up on her to make sure she wasn't on when he wasn't. Creep.
41:55 <SkyFire> who is stalking anotherirc3r
42:02 <morgoth> the SAS have a kill?
42:06 <Skirmish> lethalinjection a.k.a breaker
42:12 <SkyFire> ok
42:27 <morgoth> as far as Im aware the SAS has never been in combat, they've all hollywood
42:42 <SkyFire> best to stay away from her breaker !
42:48 <b1rd> good point morgoth
42:50 <b1rd> lol
42:57 <b1rd> they don't exist anyway
43:06 <Devil45> no point telling him SkyFire he wont listen
43:11 <SkyFire> oh and aren't ban evading breaker ??
43:13 <SkyFire> true
43:22 <Devil45> like pliv he has proxies
43:23 <morgoth> we just killed one of them who had 400 children
43:30 <morgoth> we gave the kids away
43:35 <SkyFire> :(
43:50 <SkyFire> time to ban all proxy access to austnet
43:58 <b1rd> nice morgoth
43:58 <SkyFire> no need for it
44:18 <b1rd> that'd get rid of breaker
45:10 <b1rd> you wouldn't want those kids ending up in random places tho
45:16 <b1rd> could get chaotic
45:39 <b1rd> they're specially bred
46:05 <morgoth> that must've been a bit nasty for the kids, you know one minute daddy is in charge of everything, next hes been vivesectored for treason and your nanny wants their life back
46:26 <b1rd> breaker is a treasonous snake
47:03 Part: lethalinjection ([email protected]) from #sydney
47:09 <b1rd> LOL
47:16 <MickTaylor> Was about to ban him
47:44 <b1rd> he used to be ok, before he got on the ice
47:53 <b1rd> the old breaker
48:46 <Devil45> now hes an ice-breaker eh b1rd?
48:54 <b1rd> lolllll
48:57 <b1rd> yes
49:03 <MickTaylor> Hahahaha
49:08 * morgoth sighs
49:23 <morgoth> so like steal another baby if your such hot shit
49:41 <morgoth> cos like I been here for a while
49:53 <morgoth> and I chopped off many many dicks
50:07 <b1rd> SAS breeding program, lol
50:15 <morgoth> they're boongs
50:23 <b1rd> here they are
50:31 <morgoth> the english go into infantry and actually fight wars
50:31 <b1rd> not in Great Britain
50:35 <b1rd> yes
50:46 <b1rd> the AU sas is an abomination of the true warriors
50:56 <b1rd> they beg for training from the Brits
50:58 <b1rd> but abuse it
51:03 * morgoth shrugs
51:08 <b1rd> it is true
51:09 <Devil45> maybe they need a pack of weet-bix per day to 'toughen up'
51:16 <b1rd> it is true Devil45
51:31 <morgoth> I was stolen as a baby for religious sacrifice by the SAS, theyt just couldnt put their money where their mouth was
51:53 <morgoth> so now, we run destroyer and mass breed ourselves
51:58 <morgoth> its called evolution
52:15 <b1rd> indeed
53:04 <morgoth> cops man, how lightweight are they
53:06 * b1rd wonders why his SIM card been blacklisted, again.
53:11 * Kezzie yawns
53:17 <b1rd> cops lol
53:32 <morgoth> the SAS hides behind the cops
53:32 Join: moohoo ([email protected]) to #sydney
53:33 <b1rd> cops are a joke
53:39 <b1rd> nar
53:45 <b1rd> the cops let them do as they want
53:50 <Devil45> if the SIM is yours b1rd and you bought/paid for/own it why would it be blacklisted?
53:52 <b1rd> as long as they aren't going silly
53:59 <b1rd> i have no idea Devil45
54:03 <Devil45> unless you didnt pay the bill/recharged
54:12 <morgoth> they make this justification "the military shouldnt be attacking its own populace so the SAS resolves its difficulties by calling the police
54:14 <b1rd> hrrm nar plenty of credit Devil45
54:33 <Devil45> maybe its faulty
54:36 <b1rd> the SAS does not call the police
54:37 <b1rd> ever
54:39 <SkyFire> probaly nicked it
54:41 <morgoth> bullshit
54:45 * SkyFire hugs Kezzie
54:45 <b1rd> they do not
54:46 <Devil45> nah i dont think he stole it
54:54 <Devil45> you cant use a stolen SIM
55:18 <b1rd> anyway this talk can get us in alot of trouble
55:23 <b1rd> no not stolen
55:24 <b1rd> not this one
55:26 <Devil45> once reported, the SIM and/or phone is de-activated
55:28 <b1rd> is legit
55:32 <morgoth> the big trick of walking around the base "being loose" then going and putting your dress uniform on when you get called on it
55:33 <Devil45> so no
55:36 <b1rd> it still works, just not with every person
55:38 <Devil45> b1rd didnt steal it
55:44 <b1rd> some ppl cannot reach me
55:47 <b1rd> nup
55:49 <b1rd> not this time
56:04 <b1rd> no more SAS talk, will get us shot
56:13 <morgoth> not me
56:17 <morgoth> SAS is no threat to me
56:21 <b1rd> I don't think you understand morgoth
56:24 <morgoth> they just call the police
56:37 <morgoth> would you like me to nuke your barracks?
56:40 <b1rd> no further comment
56:54 <b1rd> they'd feel you coming
56:57 <moohoo> Lmao
57:04 <b1rd> laugh if u will
57:51 <b1rd> they'd be like... hrrrm, i woke up for some reason. lets go war!
57:53 <b1rd> LOL
57:59 <morgoth> cocaine addicts dont feel much
58:21 <b1rd> the elite are not on drugs
58:34 <b1rd> not when active at least
58:37 <morgoth> you live in a very pretty world b1rd
58:57 <b1rd> I'm a patriot what can I say
59:06 <morgoth> the au SAS is a graft unit by indonesia
59:09 <b1rd> much admiration for our forces
59:10 <morgoth> originally
59:16 <b1rd> shoosh
59:22 <b1rd> you gunna get in trouble
59:53 <b1rd> CIA run indonesias forces
59:59 <b1rd> anyway
00:05 <morgoth> au just had the brit SAS, but in the 90s indonesia successfully invaded and set up the SAS to hold the territory, unfortunately indonesians are incompetant and the SAS.au was filled out by aborigines
00:06 Part: Glenn ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:08 <b1rd> doesn't matter
00:20 <b1rd> not like that
00:27 <b1rd> always more complex than conspiracy theories
00:46 <b1rd> aboriginals are good fighters
01:02 <b1rd> after all they love protecting their country
01:07 <Devil45> also good trackers too b1rd
01:13 <b1rd> very much so Devil45
01:13 <morgoth> then the SAS.au begged the queen to let them be a royal unit for the millenium, which she did as shee needed the numbvers againast us, now, its 2017 and we know you got nothing
01:18 <Devil45> they can find things we cant
01:35 <b1rd> you could find yourself in trouble morgoth
01:40 <Kezzie> !ttop10
01:41 <b1rd> breaker must be wording you up
01:41 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(1012) 2. morgoth(604) 3. Skirmish(390) 4. Devil45(323) 5. SkyFire(130) 6. Kezzie(72) 7. deadpandadolls(21) 8. IRCStats(10) 9. Raichu(6) 10. lethalinjection(3)
01:47 <b1rd> I'd bet anything on it
01:48 <Kezzie> go b1rd
01:54 <b1rd> coz i know you don't know this stuff morgoth
02:18 <morgoth> whack
02:26 <b1rd> i'm not daft
02:28 <morgoth> c'mon cunt, bring it
02:36 <b1rd> don't listen to breaker morgoth
02:36 <morgoth> you ju7st gonna call the cops
02:41 <b1rd> he's bitter and twisted
02:47 <b1rd> i have never called cops
02:50 <b1rd> never have to
03:04 <Skirmish> He's always out cold on the floor.
03:08 <Skirmish> Can't call them.
03:22 <morgoth> that is bone crunching cowardice that you just called the cops on me b1rd
04:09 <moohoo> Lil
04:15 <morgoth> what that guy just had done to his kids
04:22 <morgoth> your sick to do that to kids man
04:50 <Kezzie> Jeff Lytle, 42, claims he wasn't actually attempting to have his wife and daughter killed, but was just "venting" when he sent the message. He also claims his four-year-old daughter might have sent the messages - a claim investigators and prosecutors do not believe.
04:51 <Kezzie> [15:03] <^Roshanda^> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/02/13/12/12/mans-attempt-to-hire-a-hitman-allegedly-foiled-when-he-messaged-wrong-person#2sOpLeFp1BGUjmxh.99
05:47 <^Roshanda^> lol
06:08 <b1rd> how u sure was me
06:21 <b1rd> IRC is a public forum mate
06:25 <b1rd> im no dog
06:38 <b1rd> breaker would have..
06:40 <b1rd> he's the dog
07:00 <MickTaylor> breaker is furious he is glined
07:18 <b1rd> indeed
07:20 <Devil45> b1rd doesnt strike me as a kid-killer
07:37 <b1rd> only apex members Devil45
07:38 <Devil45> beaker im not so sure of
07:41 <b1rd> lol
07:52 <b1rd> and apex members are hardly 'kids'
07:55 <Kezzie> brb need food
07:56 <lx>  No probs Kezzie...
08:43 <morgoth> thats so catholic
08:52 <morgoth> steal babies then play the victim
09:15 <b1rd> he is catholic
09:30 <b1rd> the b1rd has no religion as such
10:11 <morgoth> b1rd do you know what the cdc is?
10:33 <b1rd> we should stop this chat morgoth
10:35 <b1rd> honestly
10:48 <b1rd> the cops are pussycats compared to who could come for you
10:50 <b1rd> if you continue
10:51 <morgoth> if you threaten me again I will bomb you house
11:01 <morgoth> cmon cunt
11:02 <b1rd> do as you will mate
11:03 <morgoth> bring it
11:07 <b1rd> LOL
11:16 <b1rd> bring what, I've just eaten chow
11:19 <b1rd> ready for a snooze mate
11:31 <b1rd> you want me come in the still of night
11:37 <morgoth> dont go and get full battle armour, your invisibility is so good
11:58 <MickTaylor> What the actual fuck is going on here lol
12:03 <b1rd> I really don't think you understand much morgoth
12:06 Part: moohoo ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:06 <b1rd> stop listening to breaker
12:18 <b1rd> NFI MickTaylor
12:19 <morgoth> just gave a schizophrenic an order
12:20 <b1rd> lol
12:33 <b1rd> who, breaker?
12:56 <b1rd> weed and ice will bring on 'schizophrenia'
12:58 <b1rd> in most people
13:09 <b1rd> I strongly advise you get off it all
13:46 <morgoth> ok, time to kill
13:47 <morgoth> bbl
13:47 <lx>  ...so quiet now morgoth...
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28:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o chookmagnet
31:10 <Kezzie> chookmagnet
31:25 <Kezzie> still no rain here chooie
35:00 <MickTaylor> chooie lol
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45:02 <Kezzie> A Queensland woman has been sentenced to nine months jail after she used a self-service checkout scam to get $4500 worth of groceries.
46:10 <Kezzie> The Queensland Times reports Kylie Milner, 35, of Ipswich, spent months preparing a stash of fake barcodes for 65c and 72c packets of fried noodles.
46:10 <Kezzie> She then attached the printed sticky labels to more expensive products and defrauded the two supermarket giants of $4500 worth of products.
46:36 <Kezzie> Coles and Woolworths shops at Springfield, Booval, Collingwood Park, Brookwater and Goodna were targeted in the scam, which saw Milner visit up to twice daily.
46:58 <Kezzie> She was only caught after staff noticed a regular female customer who looked nervous when checking out, the Queensland Times reported.
47:07 <b1rd> LOL
47:11 <b1rd> oops not laugh at that
47:13 <Kezzie> some ppl
47:19 <b1rd> that's evil
47:31 <Kezzie> yes
47:39 <Kezzie> she will get jail
47:58 <Kezzie> Her lawyer told the Ipswich Magistrates Court Milner was struggling financially and had been motived by need rather than greed.
47:58 <Kezzie> She pleaded guilty on 31 counts of fraud as well as three counts of attempted fraud and a count of possessing a drug utensil.
48:19 <Kezzie> Milner has also been ordered to pay Coles $2070 and Woolworths $1545.
48:36 <Kezzie> she wont be shopping again'
49:17 <Kezzie> She also copped a $150 fine.
49:47 <Kezzie> Since drawing down their checkout staff in favour of unmanned self-service desks, usually supervised by a single staff member, both supermarket giants have reported a marked increase in theft.
50:01 <Kezzie> The problem was estimated to be worth more than $1 billion per year in losses to the retail monoliths, and has seen both companys call on police to step into the gap to stem the flow.
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51:20 <Kezzie> hi raka
52:20 <raka> ?
52:55 <Kezzie> i said hello
53:04 <raka> Hi
56:31 <Nero> always cheaper to get the taxpayer to foot the police bill, rather than invest in security
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58:03 Part: MelbUser|51435 ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:57 <b1rd> need terror fighting fund
59:01 <b1rd> now
59:05 <b1rd> police don't know shit
59:38 <Nero> yes, I imagine that's exactly what they were talking about in Woolies' boardroom
59:51 <Kezzie> hi Nero
59:57 <Nero> hello
00:08 <b1rd> woolies is good for rakkin food from
00:13 <b1rd> coles is harder
03:52 Join: q{{ ([email protected]) to #sydney
04:01 <Kezzie> hi q{{
04:09 <q{{> hi Kezzie
04:13 <q{{> how u doing?
04:16 <q{{> what i missed?
04:21 <q{{> !ttop10
04:23 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(1210) 2. morgoth(700) 3. Skirmish(402) 4. Kezzie(398) 5. Devil45(336) 6. SkyFire(130) 7. Nero(30) 8. Raichu(23) 9. deadpandadolls(21) 10. IRCStats(10)
04:39 <q{{> 1210 words!
04:50 <q{{> thats 4xa4 pages!
05:12 <q{{> is there a channel log here
05:38 <q{{> i like to keep up with convos here :D
05:41 <Nero> if you look at a bin
05:46 <Nero> you'll see what you've missed
06:01 <q{{> ok wheres channel bin
06:16 <q{{> i call log, u call bin
06:49 <q{{> anyone gave birth while i was away
07:25 <Kezzie> not me i be rich if i did lol
07:35 <Nero> would you really
08:00 <q{{> u become when u have babies?
08:08 <q{{> u become rich* when u have babies?
08:28 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!!
08:37 Part: Nice2U ([email protected]) from #sydney
08:37 <q{{> i like babies
08:43 Join: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
08:43 <q{{> i want babies
08:43 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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08:57 <q{{> i want to smell babies poop
09:14 <q{{> is that a strange craving or what
09:20 <^Roshanda^> fixed that problem hang on
09:33 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v ^Roshanda^
09:38 <^Roshanda^> ta
09:44 <q{{> :o
10:06 Join: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) to #sydney
10:09 <^Roshanda^> playhin with scripts lol
10:27 <q{{> cool
10:31 <q{{> what does it do
10:44 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v Lumeah3
10:48 <Kezzie> wb Lumeah3
11:20 <^Roshanda^> oh dont stress
13:18 <Kezzie> no dont stress
13:24 Part: Lumeah ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:35 Part: q{{ ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:36 <Skirmish> Time to order chinese for dinner muvaphuggers
15:46 <Kezzie> yummy
15:52 <Kezzie> whats u having
16:00 <Kezzie> garlic prawns pls
16:25 <Skirmish> Combination Chow Mein and garlic chicken.
16:36 <Kezzie> yummy
16:43 <Kezzie> do they deliver
17:24 <b1rd> 66 weetbix has filled me up
17:31 <b1rd> so no need for dinner, just desert now
17:37 <Kezzie> i bet
17:43 <b1rd> lol hi Kezzie
18:19 <b1rd> <q{{> is there a channel log here
18:20 <b1rd> <q{{> i like to keep up with convos here :D
18:20 <b1rd> <Nero> if you look at a bin
18:20 <b1rd> <Nero> you'll see what you've missed
18:21 <Skirmish> nah no delivery have to go pick it up.
18:21 <b1rd> ROFL
18:36 <b1rd> no1 delivers to my place
18:40 <b1rd> ever
18:48 <Nero> why would anyone deliver to jail mate
18:56 <b1rd> thats right
18:59 <Kezzie> they do here
19:04 <b1rd> lucky Kezzie
19:20 <Kezzie> !ttop10
19:22 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(1270) 2. morgoth(700) 3. Kezzie(429) 4. Skirmish(426) 5. Devil45(336) 6. SkyFire(130) 7. Q{{(85) 8. Nero(51) 9. Raichu(23) 10. deadpandadolls(21)
19:44 Join: morgoth ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:50 <b1rd> wb chump morgoth
19:57 <morgoth> hahahaahahhahahaa
20:12 <morgoth> classic
20:15 <b1rd> :p
21:35 <morgoth> b1rd are you on smack?
21:39 <Kezzie> wb morgoth
21:41 <Lumeah3> Yes
21:45 <Lumeah3> Lol
21:51 <raka> morgoth = chump
22:06 <Kezzie> b1rd had 66 weatbox today
22:09 <Kezzie> bix
22:23 <b1rd> not anymore
22:28 <Kezzie> weetbix he said
22:29 <morgoth> http://www.livescience.com/images/i/000/063/583/original/heroin-works.jpg?interpolation=lanczos-none&fit=inside%7C660:*
22:32 <b1rd> yes, just alot of weeties today
22:40 <b1rd> clicks
22:48 <morgoth> smack ya bitch up
22:52 <b1rd> mmmmmmmm
22:57 <b1rd> bastard
23:03 <morgoth> junkie
23:06 <b1rd> nar no more for me
23:12 <b1rd> im clean boe
23:12 <morgoth> hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaaaa
23:16 <b1rd> nearly two months
23:16 <morgoth> classic
23:19 <morgoth> sure
23:23 <b1rd> am bro
23:28 <morgoth> you can believe ppl on irc
23:31 <b1rd> sif id be typing this quick smacked up
23:41 <b1rd> good reason i wasnt on irc for years
23:42 <b1rd> too slow
23:43 <morgoth> are you afraid of the police b1rd?
24:10 <b1rd> only the dirties
24:18 <b1rd> but there isnt many left
24:22 <b1rd> cleaned them up
24:33 <morgoth> this is truely pathetic
24:40 <morgoth> hammer
24:42 <morgoth> hero
24:44 <morgoth> heroin
24:45 <morgoth> smack
24:47 <morgoth> junk
24:52 <b1rd> what about it?
24:56 <b1rd> u should get on it bro
25:04 <b1rd> would suit your snide sarcastic style
25:06 <Nero> who cares
25:07 <morgoth> b1rd is shooting smack and surprise surprise he's a hero
25:17 <b1rd> not on smack now
25:18 <b1rd> idiot
25:25 <morgoth> tell us all about jesus mate
25:29 <Nero> 12yo discovers irc
25:29 <b1rd> im over playing the hero
25:42 <b1rd> your turn to be hero now morgoth
25:50 <morgoth> i dont shoot smack
25:54 <b1rd> you should
25:56 <b1rd> its hell nice
25:57 <morgoth> nah
25:58 <b1rd> :p
26:01 <b1rd> go on
26:05 <b1rd> ill shoot you up
26:10 <b1rd> show u how to do it
26:12 <morgoth> you lose wars and give up on evolution if you shoot smack
26:21 <b1rd> not true
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26:46 <raka> morgoth = chump
26:47 <b1rd> smack is preferable to ice
26:51 <b1rd> if you must have one or the other
26:54 <b1rd> IMHO
26:55 <morgoth> smack man, hardcore
27:06 <b1rd> fuckin love a good nod a
27:20 <b1rd> me gook took pics of me on nod lol
27:21 <Lumeah3> Nod
27:21 <b1rd> fkn bitch
27:25 <morgoth> why dont you go call god and get a fix
27:27 <b1rd> lolol Lumeah3
27:34 <b1rd> coz im clean bro
27:42 <morgoth> hahahahhahahaahahahahahaa
27:44 <b1rd> like my libido back thanks k
27:48 <b1rd> :p
27:48 <morgoth> a clean boong?
27:51 <morgoth> doesnt exist
27:54 <Lumeah3> Woohoo
27:55 <b1rd> LOL
28:12 <b1rd> :]
28:26 <b1rd> i find pic of me noddin
28:27 <b1rd> funny as
28:34 <morgoth> yeah talk smack bro
28:37 <Lumeah3> Toliet one
28:39 <Lumeah3> Lol
28:42 <b1rd> yer lol
28:48 <b1rd> side of bed
28:51 <TheRon> valentines day, any ladies up for a date at the dog track?
28:52 <b1rd> in kitchen
29:00 <^Roshanda^> speaking of needles must be time for my insulin
29:04 <Lumeah3> Show
29:06 <b1rd> lol maybe one of the williams ladies TheRon
29:06 <Lumeah3> Ta
29:12 <b1rd> k
29:15 <b1rd> hold up i find
29:15 <Nero> let me just get my trackies and I'll see you at Wentworth Park Ron
29:23 <b1rd> LOL Nero
29:23 <Lumeah3> Ok
29:46 <Kezzie> brb
29:47 <lx>  Bye for now Kezzie...
29:54 <TheRon> maybe some cock fighting
30:09 <raka> Cock boy morgoth
30:30 <^Roshanda^> cockadoodledoo
30:33 <b1rd> ohhh
30:35 <b1rd> but first a pic of my dog
30:39 <b1rd> standing up showing his balls
30:46 <Lumeah3> Cool
30:56 <Lumeah3> Show n tell time.
30:59 <Lumeah3> Yay
31:40 <raka> Lumeah3 how is the online relationship with b1rd going?
31:45 <b1rd> http://imgur.com/a/5qWqG
32:02 <b1rd> bahh online my arse
32:03 <chookmagnet> !insult b1rd
32:13 <b1rd> lol
32:22 <Lumeah3> Lol cute
32:38 <raka> Lumeah3 how is the relationship with b1rd going?
33:09 <b1rd> old pic
33:27 <Skirmish> ROFL online relationship with Lumeah3.
33:39 <raka> It's happening
33:46 Part: TheRon ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:48 <Skirmish> Fuck me b1rd those curtains are gross.
33:51 <raka> He is set to become another statistic
34:14 <raka> Like MrMark, like Goldspade, like kunvia and like pieter
34:15 <b1rd> rental idgaf
34:32 <Lumeah3> Who notices curtains ya poof
34:38 <b1rd> LOLLL
34:47 <b1rd> Lumeah3, with the king hit
35:48 <b1rd> http://imgur.com/a/M9tUQ
36:03 <Lumeah3> Oops
36:06 <b1rd> flood waters be like.. who cares lol
36:31 <b1rd> jakarta i thinks
37:13 <Skirmish> Someone that takes pride in their home cares about not having disgusting green curtains lumeah.
37:51 <b1rd> oh yer so i go buy curtains for a rental house, then move, and have no use for them
37:58 <b1rd> nice1 sperm
38:16 <Kezzie> !insult b1rd
38:19 <Kezzie> lol
38:25 <b1rd> hey maybe ill install a fkn aircon for the landy too!
38:33 <morgoth> b1rd your aware that the australian government doesnt have to pay you if you going to work for india
38:33 <b1rd> coz im such a nice guy with my cashy
38:34 <b1rd> lolol
38:46 <b1rd> lol india
38:53 <morgoth> lol
38:58 <b1rd> props tho
39:07 <morgoth> putin would rape you to death bonobo
39:08 <Skirmish> b1rd: Why wouldn't you have any need for curtains if you moved? Are you moving somewhere that has no windows?
39:24 <b1rd> real men care not for colors of stuff Skirmish
39:30 <b1rd> we care about function primarily
39:38 <morgoth> tell it like it is
39:40 <Lumeah3> Nods
39:50 <Lumeah3> S.. C..
40:00 <Skirmish> No wonder you're single lumeah.
40:02 <b1rd> when a man and woman buy cars for example, guy checks out mechanics, girl checks out color etc
40:10 <b1rd> lol Lumeah3
40:22 <b1rd> stop being jello Skirmish
40:28 <b1rd> curtain man
40:39 <b1rd> maybe you help me design new curtain plz Skirmish
40:45 <b1rd> bet you have a real eye for detail
41:02 <morgoth> would anyone like a pre-release schematic of b1rd's upcoming training accident
41:19 <b1rd> LOL
41:25 <morgoth> done it before
41:36 <b1rd> morgoth, stop listening to break
41:38 <b1rd> breaker
41:39 <Lumeah3> Skirmish : honestly u know nothing about me..
41:40 <b1rd> he's a broken man
41:58 <morgoth> no?
41:58 <Lumeah3> It's so sad u are a abusive man
42:06 <morgoth> ok we'll let it be a surprise for him
42:07 <Skirmish> Lumeah that's not true at all. I know you don't care if you have gross curtains in your house.
42:37 <b1rd> Skirmish with the psychology fail
42:41 <b1rd> you don't know her Skirmish
42:47 <b1rd> you don't know me
43:01 <b1rd> don't you have something to do, perhaps go play on the freeway ?
44:06 <b1rd> imagine if i upload pictures of me gooks hotel
44:14 <b1rd> Skirmish would be fair jello then
44:20 <raka> Do it
44:23 <b1rd> should
44:25 <morgoth> yeah, start wwiii then act cool and confident like you did nothing
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44:54 <lx>  Hey ChanOP, you wanna fix the room ventilation? It's suddenly become very stuffy!
44:56 <Skirmish> Relax ok. More power to you for being happy with shitty curtains.
45:52 <b1rd> I'm happy fullstop mate
45:54 <b1rd> :]
45:58 <b1rd> clearly you aren't
46:02 <raka> upload pics of gooks hotel
46:03 <Lumeah3> He's not
46:14 <b1rd> ok
46:19 <Kezzie> brb having a early tea
46:27 <b1rd> hope got ones of the latest 'extension'
46:29 <Lumeah3> Ok kez
46:32 <b1rd> 5 story massive
46:34 <Jules> Skirmish: please back off
46:41 <b1rd> first hotel was only 3 levels
46:43 <Lumeah3> Ta
46:47 <Skirmish> Jules: What? lol
46:56 <b1rd> and he thinks i don't have resources.
46:58 <b1rd> funny.
47:25 <b1rd> none of it mine, but if i need something, easily done
47:29 <Jules> and b1rd ... calm it down!!!!
47:40 <b1rd> lol k Jules
47:42 <raka> Afternoon Jules
47:50 <Kezzie> put each other on ignore simple
47:51 <Jules> first and last warning ... after that kick .... and ban
47:51 <morgoth> hey b1rd, how does russia deal with pow's
48:02 <b1rd> russia can suck my balls
48:10 <chookmagnet> pow pow pow
48:27 <b1rd> enough with the heavy subjects morgoth
48:32 <b1rd> you ok bro, too much weed today?
48:42 <chookmagnet> rushin hands and romen fingers b1rd
48:48 <b1rd> sydney is a family friendly channel morgoth
49:00 <chookmagnet> yeah
49:02 <morgoth> call the cops on me then
49:07 <Nice1> heh
49:07 <chookmagnet> it's gone to the b1rds
49:11 <b1rd> no need for that morgoth
49:13 <Kezzie> lol
49:16 <morgoth> chcken shit
49:17 <b1rd> lol
49:25 <Kezzie> enough
49:40 <chookmagnet> poultry manure
49:48 <raka> You there Julie?
49:51 <Jules> `kick morgoth first kick and then ban
49:51 Kick: morgoth was kicked by ChanOP ([Jules] first kick and then ban)
51:03 <Lumeah3> Lol boys.. Now now.
51:31 <Lumeah3> Be good little solders
51:38 <Kezzie> lol
51:39 * Skirmish solds
52:07 <Kezzie> what do u want Jules for raka ??
52:40 <raka> What is it to you
52:41 <raka> ?
52:51 <Kezzie> i am her mother
52:58 <^Roshanda^> told.
53:02 <raka> We have been chatting
53:02 <Kezzie> as you would know
53:07 <raka> and Id like to keep our chats private
53:08 <Lumeah3> Correct me kind sir.. S. C
53:09 <Kezzie> bullshit
53:10 <raka> if thats okay
53:12 <raka> 'mum;
53:30 <Kezzie> Jules doesnt chat priv with you raka
53:47 <Lumeah3> Perv
53:50 <Lumeah3> Lol
53:57 <raka> How do you know 'mum'?
54:26 <Kezzie> dont u know mums know everything
54:42 <Nice1> mums know whats good for ya
54:51 <b1rd> lolol
54:54 <Nice1> thats for sure
55:05 Mode: (by chookmagnet) +b *!*@162.243.537121.1A7F8C
55:08 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #sydney
55:17 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v Glenn
55:22 <Kezzie> wb Glenn xxxx
55:23 <Glenn> Good evening al! :))
55:25 <Skirmish> Lumeah what is this S C meant to mean? m
55:33 <Glenn> Hey Kezzie!!!!!!!!!! {{{HUGS}}}
55:46 <Nice1> hm
55:47 <b1rd> Skirmish, pretends to be dumb just to strike up convo
55:55 <b1rd> he's smooth a
55:56 <Kezzie> ty chookmagnet u beat me
56:08 Kick: raka was kicked by chookmagnet (Hey there, was nice meeting you. Computer Says)
56:14 <Lumeah3> Hehehehe
56:14 <b1rd> lol
56:18 <b1rd> says... no.
56:24 <^Roshanda^> lol
56:29 <Kezzie> well done chookmagnet
56:35 <Skirmish> b1rd: Not true at all. Lumeah just does a lot of confusing dumb shit. So I ask.
56:54 <b1rd> that's not nice spermish
57:01 <Lumeah3> Not in the know..
57:03 <b1rd> she has a higher IQ than you mate
57:06 <Nice1> thats a bit rough Skirmish
57:06 <Lumeah3> Not my fult
57:17 <b1rd> truly intelligent people don't show off
57:24 <b1rd> indeed
57:30 <Skirmish> What you're doing is mean b1rd.
57:31 <Lumeah3> Or try to
57:38 <b1rd> what am i doing Skirmish ?
57:46 <Skirmish> Creating an impression that lumeah is smart when that's not the case at all is quite cruel of you.
57:56 <Lumeah3> Omg...
57:58 <b1rd> think what you want, i doubt she cares
58:02 <Nice1> geez
58:16 <Lumeah3> Someones got issues..
58:20 <b1rd> well she's smart enough to not...
58:23 <b1rd> lol
58:27 <Nice1> issues and tissues
58:32 <b1rd> yer let's leave it Skirmish
58:38 <b1rd> this is a public channel
58:46 <b1rd> i hammer it enough without your input mate
58:50 <b1rd> :]
58:55 <Skirmish> lol @ b1rd's change now Jules is here.
58:56 <b1rd> bring it to PM Skirmish
58:58 <b1rd> if you game
59:00 <Glenn> hmmm...
59:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
59:07 <b1rd> i respect those worthy of respect
59:35 <Kezzie> Lumeah3 has her own mind sexy body what else does she need lol
59:37 <b1rd> and from day 1 of my return to IRC, you have been bitter and twisted towards myself and others here
59:48 <b1rd> quite right Kezzie
59:54 <b1rd> stop bagging women Skirmish
00:00 <b1rd> it is low
00:02 <Nice1> heh
00:15 <Lumeah3> Ta kez
00:24 <Kezzie> Skirmish has never bagged me
00:28 <Nice1> do you think you should be sitting next to Exo1, b1rd
00:40 <b1rd> lol Nice1
00:45 <^Roshanda^> he probably has mummy issues ie why the bad attitude
00:48 <Nice1> heh
00:51 <Skirmish> Plenty of women I don't 'bag'. b1rd just likes to try and create a different narrative though.
00:57 <Lumeah3> He should go spend time with his wife
01:26 <Lumeah3> Many issues i gather
01:30 <Nice1> yes sir!
01:32 <b1rd> ahh marital issues can be tough hey Skirmish
01:34 <Nice1> Glenn
01:42 <b1rd> wish you the best of luck in resolving them though
02:05 <b1rd> a real man doesn't attack any women Skirmish
02:25 <Nice1> nah he attacks others
02:30 <Kezzie> hubby and i been married for 39 years and we still very happy
02:37 <b1rd> so nice Kezzie !
02:48 <b1rd> you've done well
02:51 <Skirmish> Wife and I are quite happy. Just the mean spirited people here that want to claim otherwise.
03:00 <Lumeah3> Uhuh...
03:01 <b1rd> cool it Skirmish
03:04 <Kezzie> ty b1rd
03:07 <Skirmish> Attack my family rather than makes comments directly at me.
03:17 <Lumeah3> ...
03:18 <b1rd> you put your life on IRC
03:23 <b1rd> fair game
03:28 <Lumeah3> Yup
03:29 <b1rd> same goes with me
03:31 <Skirmish> Lumeah is the worst offender. She likes to make comments about my wife all the time.
03:32 <b1rd> i can cop it
03:33 <Nice1> bad move that is
03:40 <b1rd> she hardly speaks in channel mate
03:44 <b1rd> except when you bait her
03:46 <b1rd> get over it ok
04:08 <b1rd> you're a very poor white collar troll Skirmish
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04:19 <Skirmish> Afternoon Lisa.
04:21 <Nice1> hi lisa
04:29 <lisa> hey
04:31 <Kezzie> hi lisa
04:32 <Nice1> how are you honey
04:36 <Kezzie> `voice lisa
04:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v lisa
04:53 <lisa> ty
04:59 <lisa> doing good, how is everyone
05:16 <Nice1> some of us are good..others just want to attack
05:38 <Kezzie> has to be a full moon tonight Nice1
05:43 <lisa> so like any other day then
05:43 <Nice1> hmm
05:43 <lx> ...ah huh...
05:45 <Nice1> so thats it
05:56 <Nice1> dumbass loonys
06:08 <Nice1> come out in force
06:15 <Skirmish> b1rd has spent all day attacking people. Jules has made him back down though.
06:17 * Kezzie wonders why Skirmish b1rd dont put each other on ignore
06:24 <b1rd> errr
06:28 <b1rd> shoosh lamer
06:32 <Lumeah3> What a child
06:32 <b1rd> pipe down fella
06:36 <b1rd> yes
06:36 <lisa> so like any other day then heh
06:37 <Kezzie> ENOUGH
06:45 <Kezzie> yes lisa
06:49 <Skirmish> lisa: Yes. Just another day.
06:53 <Nice1> ah dear
07:15 <Nice1> maybe its the wired weather as well as the moon
07:17 <Kezzie> days of our lives lol
07:17 <Skirmish> I've taken your advice Kezzie. Put him on ignore where he belongs.
07:19 <Nice1> thats causing this
07:25 <Kezzie> ty Skirmish
07:26 * Glenn sits back... awaiting the inevitable.
07:34 <lisa> good move Skirmish
07:59 * b1rd puts Skirmish into time out room
08:12 <lisa> stop it b1rd
08:13 <lisa> ffs
08:20 <lisa> everyone's sick of it
08:22 <lisa> just stop
08:26 <Nice1> put him in a b1rd cage
08:27 <Nice1> heh
08:31 <Lumeah3> Lol
08:34 <Lumeah3> Sook
08:36 * Kezzie would like to go eat her tea now all yours chookmagnet
08:56 * b1rd stops
08:58 <Nice1> pine gap
09:10 <b1rd> i like military bases tho
09:14 <b1rd> like playground for nerds
09:22 <b1rd> not punishment at all lol
09:25 <b1rd> meet me fam
09:50 <Nero> tell me more
09:53 <Nero> I am interested
10:25 <b1rd> nup
10:38 <b1rd> no fanks
10:41 <Nero> it's alright buddy
10:49 <Sutekh> who u upsetting now b1rd
10:50 <Nero> spoke to a recruiter yesterday
10:58 <b1rd> umm
11:01 <b1rd> lol hi Sutekh
11:08 <b1rd> Skirmish, has just been in a right mood
11:11 <b1rd> right shit of a mood a
11:14 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh :)
11:16 <Sutekh> ohh
11:18 <b1rd> so i have been putting him back into line
11:20 <Sutekh> hey Kezzie
11:22 <b1rd> verbal slapdowns
11:33 <Nice1> like a voice should I suppose
11:40 <b1rd> you joining up ay Nero ?
11:43 <Kezzie> Sutekh i just told them both to put each other on ignore
11:47 <Nero> no mate
11:50 <b1rd> oh
11:53 <b1rd> you should
11:57 <Nero> I wouldn't join those welfare queens for all the money in the world
11:57 <chookmagnet> verbal dribble
12:00 <Sutekh> Kezzie, yeah, they both diish it out
12:06 <b1rd> recruitment going on for police and forces atm
12:06 <Kezzie> yep
12:07 <lisa> verbal diarrhoea
12:09 <lisa> more like
12:17 <Nice1> heh
12:17 <b1rd> LOL
12:27 <Nice1> silly entertainment
12:27 <b1rd> clearly a foreign spy arent you Nero
12:34 <Nice1> hehe
12:40 <Kezzie> enough b1rd
12:41 <Nero> no mate
12:49 <b1rd> yer sure
12:54 <b1rd> support our boys
12:58 <Nero> I am a Registered Business Owner
13:03 <Sutekh> no one likes ignore, because secretly they all like the abuse
13:09 <b1rd> lol Sutekh
13:14 <chookmagnet> all full of piss and wind with other https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/202795302418251776/280110697713500161/keyboardwarriors.png
13:17 <Kezzie> lol Sutekh true
13:19 <Nero> defence forces members pay 10% extra
13:20 <Nice1> hehehe
13:22 <chookmagnet> that's b1rd
13:22 <b1rd> if you don't support our soldiers and police, there is something wrong with you Nero
13:29 <Nero> mate
13:29 <lisa> go make a #troll channel like there is on every other network, and abuse each other all day there
13:35 <Nero> I'm just trying to get my taxes back
13:37 <b1rd> honestly
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13:51 <b1rd> it's a disgrace to slag off the men and women who protect your business
13:54 <b1rd> and your life
13:58 <chookmagnet> he likes it self inflicted
14:09 <Nero> mate I got robbed the other day
14:12 <chookmagnet> then his butt holl is restricted
14:14 <Nero> police did nothing to protect me
14:17 <chookmagnet> hole too
14:18 <b1rd> lisa, if we hadz troll channel we'd use it to collaborate our efforts lol
14:19 <Nero> neither did the army fyi
14:59 <Sutekh> reminds me of monthy python, where you pay to get abused
15:07 <chookmagnet> yeah b1rd
15:13 <chookmagnet> something liiike
15:20 <Nero> this isn't even serious abuse
15:28 <Glenn> Get it done for free here Sutekh!
15:30 <Nero> maybe you're all just thin skinned?
15:30 <chookmagnet> Wankers Unite and Pull Together
15:32 <lisa> no it's just primary school shit
15:41 <lisa> it's tiresome
15:54 <chookmagnet> primary?
15:57 <Sutekh> lisa, no more spamming ok :D
15:59 <chookmagnet> kindergarden
16:17 <lisa> spamming?
16:18 <chookmagnet> kinder no surorises
16:29 <Nice1> shes not spamming
16:29 <chookmagnet> surprises either iether'
16:49 <Sutekh> = Policies =
16:50 <Sutekh> - No more than two (2) concurrent connections unless you have a trigger
16:50 <Sutekh> - set by staff.
16:50 <Sutekh> - No running bots which mimic or replace AustNet services.
16:50 <Sutekh> - No spamming (includes /invite, ChanOP adduser, /msg, /notice).
17:04 <lisa> when did i spam
17:42 <lisa> ?
17:52 <chookmagnet> when you told b1rd to create a channel
18:02 <lisa> are you kidding
18:04 <Sutekh> inviting ppl to melb, i dont want to see that shit on my screen :D
18:05 <b1rd> we have a troll channel
18:11 <b1rd> its called hash politicaldebate
18:11 <chookmagnet> eh
18:13 <b1rd> lol
18:15 <b1rd> or nerdhacks now
18:16 <chookmagnet> oh didn't see that
18:17 <Nero> nah, it's called #sydney
18:20 <Nice1> heh Glenn was smamming me awhile ago if thats the case
18:27 <b1rd> lol
18:33 <Glenn> :P~~~~~~~
18:38 <chookmagnet> your screen Sutekh
18:48 <b1rd> LOL Sutekh
18:51 <chookmagnet> you got Go Go Gadgets Sutekh?
18:58 <b1rd> yes melbourne sux
19:00 <lisa> i invited one person to #melb last night, who was being abused in here. i didn't know that wasn't allowed, so i apologise
19:33 <lisa> not sure why it's an issue, but whatev
19:54 <Nice1> dont take it personally lisa
20:28 <lisa> i do a little bit, since Sutekh clearly has an issue with me since i said i had a bf
20:32 <lisa> but it's his issue, not mine
20:42 <Sutekh> haha
20:42 <Nice1> maybe hes jealous
20:43 <Nice1> lol
20:50 <Sutekh> i have a gf
20:56 <Kezzie> how is your blow up doll Sutekh lol
20:57 <Sutekh> well 2
21:03 <Nero> here's that primary school stuff
21:05 <Sutekh> she is good Kezzie
21:05 <Nice1> hehehe Kezzie
21:06 <Lumeah3> Ohh
21:12 <Kezzie> goodie
21:17 <Nice1> then he might need to pump it up
21:23 <Kezzie> lol
21:29 <b1rd> lol trippers
21:40 <Kezzie> she got big boobs Sutekh lol
21:44 <Sutekh> yeah need a pump up a bit
21:51 <Nice1> its probably got a hole in it
21:56 <Nice1> oh that sounded bad hey
21:57 <Nice1> heh
21:57 <Kezzie> lol
22:01 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
22:06 <Nice1> hehe
22:06 <Kezzie> rofl
22:13 <b1rd> bit rude Nice1 lol
22:18 <Nice1> hehe
22:29 <b1rd> good1 tho
22:33 <Nice1> yeah
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23:23 <Sutekh> haha
23:23 <^Roshanda^> here we go
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23:42 <Skirmish> lol
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23:52 <^Roshanda^> ;/
23:56 <Nice1> is that really you Skirmish
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23:59 <Nero> incredible
24:05 <Skirmish> Nice1: yeah it's an ancient pic.
24:21 <Nice1> 70 ish now are you?
24:22 <Skirmish> Looks like breaker has finally got butthurt enough.
24:22 <Nero> mate, I've checked the pixels
24:26 <Nero> it's last week, obvs
24:28 <Sutekh> pretty poor flood effort
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25:22 <b1rd> lemme see...
25:24 <b1rd> hrrrm
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25:37 <b1rd> yes this is the man i know as Skirmish
25:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Chris
25:44 <b1rd> lol gotta hate old pics hey
25:45 <b1rd> ;]
25:54 Mode: (by Chris) +m
25:59 <Kezzie> Sutekh least they not trying to flood me or Jules for a change sorry they attacking you Skirmish
26:02 <Skirmish> I don't mind.
26:10 <lisa> yeah old pics are better
26:15 <lisa> less wrinkles
26:20 <lisa> :)
26:21 <Skirmish> Yeah I wish I still looked that young.
26:27 <Chris> Kezzie, gies us a chance to practise our op skills
26:41 <Kezzie> yes lol
26:45 <Skirmish> That pic is 11yo.
27:04 <Chris> ohh too many proxies
27:22 <lisa> jeez everyone would think i was hot stuff if i posted an 11yo pic lol
27:23 <Skirmish> Lots of grey in that hair now.
27:30 <lisa> but alas, it would be lies
27:37 <lisa> yeah i know that feeling
27:40 <Skirmish> Got the Clooney salt and pepper look happening.
27:49 <Kezzie> lol
27:52 Nick: Chris is now known as Sutekh
28:07 <Kezzie> i dont click on the links Skirmish
28:29 <Skirmish> It's just a picture of me with a speech bubble added. Breaker at his creative best.
28:40 <lisa> heh
28:42 <Sutekh> is it naked?
28:43 <Kezzie> ok
28:48 <Kezzie> lol Sutekh
28:53 <Skirmish> No nakedness. There is no naked pictures of me around.
29:11 <Sutekh> Skirmish, not worth the effort of a look then :D
29:27 <Skirmish> Sorry mate. If I ever decide to pose nude though I will keep you in mind.
29:36 <Kezzie> rofl
29:58 <lisa> ./invite #nudieskirmish
30:06 <Skirmish> lol
30:17 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v Nice1
30:26 <Kezzie> Nice1 u can type now
30:32 <Nice1> geddeghsethje
30:35 <Nice1> hey it works!
30:37 <Nice1> heh
30:40 <Glenn> You're on your own with that invite lisa!
30:51 <lisa> lol
31:21 <Skirmish> Dinner time. I am going to enjoy my chinese fewd.
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31:46 <lisa> you've waited long enough
31:51 <Nice1> yeah get away from breaker
32:03 <Kezzie> hold the fort Sutekh i finally going to eat tea
33:03 <Jules> thanks for banning that idiot chookmagnet
34:37 Part: mick ([email protected]) from #sydney
35:00 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v b1rd
35:19 Mode: (by Sutekh) -m
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40:40 <b1rd> for you Skirmish: http://imgur.com/a/sjrRR
40:41 Quit: chookmagnet ([email protected]) Quit: stargate time and dinner
41:20 <Kezzie> hi jim hugs bbs eating tea
41:29 <^bozojim> hello Kezzie hugsss
41:31 <b1rd> don't click the link then Kezzie
41:33 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v ^bozojim
41:33 <b1rd> if eating
41:40 <^bozojim> thank you Kezzie
41:49 <Lumeah3> Hi jim
41:58 <Kezzie> i dont click links b1rd
42:20 <b1rd> good as
42:30 <^bozojim> hello Lumeah3
42:59 <lisa> cant believe ops allow that shit
43:14 <lisa> so dumb
43:28 <Nice1> its not always preventable lisa
43:39 <lisa> sure it is, you ban the troublemakers
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43:44 <b1rd> is so, wear a conny
43:45 <b1rd> lol
43:45 <lisa> of which there has been ONE today
43:48 <lisa> and he's still here
43:49 <^bozojim> hello lisa
43:50 <b1rd> or pull out
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44:18 <SkyFire> !ttop10
44:20 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2176) 2. morgoth(840) 3. Skirmish(796) 4. Kezzie(675) 5. Devil45(336) 6. lisa(198) 7. Nice1(180) 8. Nero(170) 9. Sutekh_(149) 10. Lumeah3(133)
44:32 <Kezzie> lisa they get around all bans z-lines ect
44:35 Part: reptile_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
44:43 <SkyFire> hi lisa huggles
44:43 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire xx
44:48 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie xx :)
44:52 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v SkyFire
44:58 <Nice1> hi SkyFire
45:00 <^bozojim> they use proxies and wb clients
45:02 * morgoth sighs
45:04 <SkyFire> hi Nice1 :)
45:05 <^bozojim> wb
45:06 <Kezzie> brb
45:06 <lx>  ...so quiet now Kezzie...
45:08 <lisa> so you don't bother trying?
45:10 <^bozojim> sheesh
45:16 <^bozojim> web
45:16 <lisa> i guess not
45:22 * SkyFire runs off with lisa
46:09 <SkyFire> there is only so much you can do against a proxy connection :(
46:12 <morgoth> do you think a truck with a couple of tons of heroin on it being confiscated by police would make the headlines?
46:38 <SkyFire> an auto noexpire ban for proxies would be good
46:52 <b1rd> would prefer said truck come to my house instead
46:54 <Nice1> most proxys are banned by this network. so not sure how hes doing it
46:56 <Kezzie> oh we try lisa they just re log in with new hostmark Sutekh did the right think and put channel on mod
46:57 <b1rd> so i could sell it lol
47:09 <lisa> no i'm talking about b1rd
47:10 <Kezzie> think/thing
47:26 <lisa> posting dick pics
47:36 <morgoth> friendship with lisa terminated 15:47
47:44 <Kezzie> i dont click on links lisa
47:54 <Kezzie> brb
47:55 <lx>  hb Kezzie...
47:55 <SkyFire> lisa I have this in ignore >> *!*b1rd---@*.*
48:02 <Nice1> hehe
48:05 <lisa> well ignorance is bliss i guess
48:11 <SkyFire> it works well
48:12 <Nice1> not so important anymore
48:17 <lisa> i would have thought as an op it was better to know what's going on
48:44 <lisa> but it doesn't matter i guess if that's ok with you
49:17 <Sutekh> lol
49:29 * SkyFire sits on lisa
49:45 <^bozojim> good evening Sutekh
49:47 <Kezzie> lisa all i can say is use the ignore command if u dont get on with someone in here
49:53 <Nice1> lisa chill
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49:59 <Sutekh> Jimbo
50:04 <lisa> eh i'll do better than that.
50:05 Part: lisa ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:09 <SkyFire> /ignore b1rd 3
50:16 * Kezzie slaps Sutekh cause he likes it lol
50:17 <SkyFire> or /ignore b1rd 4
50:22 <Sutekh> she is very emotional that girl
50:23 <Nice1> oh dear
50:32 <Kezzie> she always cracks the shits and leaves Sutekh
50:38 <Nice1> shes a like a time bomb at times
51:12 <Kezzie> gee if i let ppl who get to me in here i be in a mental hosp lol
51:20 <Sutekh> not sure why some ppl take irc "too" seriously
51:21 <Nice1> maybe shes traumatised by eftnet
51:31 <Kezzie> irc is fun Sutekh
51:53 <^Roshanda^> its fun until people start abusing others or hating on others coz their bored
52:52 <b1rd> lol
52:57 <Kezzie> whereis Exo he should be home now
53:23 <b1rd> <morgoth> friendship with lisa terminated 15:47 <---- lol
53:42 <Sutekh> Kezzie, hasnt been on as much lately
53:51 <^bozojim> tuesday night he could be at happy hour waiting to be picked up in the divvie van for his trip to St kilda rd palace
54:13 <Kezzie> did Exo win lotto Sutekh lol
54:27 <SkyFire> for a night in a small room with bars on the window - lol
54:35 <Sutekh> Kezzie, he is already loaded;p
54:38 <^bozojim> St Kilda rd palace is the watch house
54:43 <SkyFire> :)
54:50 <Kezzie> !ttop10
54:51 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2200) 2. morgoth(869) 3. Skirmish(796) 4. Kezzie(788) 5. Devil45(336) 6. lisa(252) 7. Nice1(218) 8. SkyFire(205) 9. Sutekh_(178) 10. Nero(170)
55:04 <Kezzie> gee and he my cyber son in law Sutekh lol
55:10 <^bozojim> so he can sober up in his booked room, oops cell, safe plac
55:12 <^bozojim> e
55:25 <Sutekh> gee Jim a bit of catching upto do
55:40 <SkyFire> looks like b1rd has been flooding again
55:53 <^bozojim> it does
56:14 <b1rd> as if
56:22 <b1rd> the b1rd is a very eloquent young man
56:23 <^bozojim> Jim ivery busy in th community at present
56:23 <reptile_> :S
57:53 <Kezzie> b1rd didnt flood he just talks crap SkyFire lol
58:05 <b1rd> Kezzie is always right
58:07 <^bozojim> well that is worse than me
58:20 <^bozojim> at least i do talk a lot in here ad make sense
58:25 <Kezzie> ty b1rd
59:22 <deadpandadolls> fuck me the beach was shit
59:29 <deadpandadolls> thought itd be a good idea go there lolz
00:10 <Lumeah3> All crap.. Besides my shit. Lol
00:22 <Kezzie> what beach deadpandadolls ?
00:35 <Lumeah3> Was warm pandy?
00:46 <deadpandadolls> Grange beach
00:50 <deadpandadolls> twas warm
00:59 <deadpandadolls> used to go there with my best mate at the time
01:15 <deadpandadolls> all throughout summer hehe, went in the hotel, hadn't ever been in there before, so boring
01:41 <Kezzie> hey i beeen home 6 weeks tomorrow the longest i been home in 3 years
01:42 <deadpandadolls> so many bogans there for the football scores or TAB, what ever, like you know if they were'nt there they'd be on their arse at home thinking about suicide
01:45 <deadpandadolls> was shit
01:47 <deadpandadolls> nice!
01:51 <deadpandadolls> cake for Kez
01:53 <deadpandadolls> XD
01:55 <Kezzie> ty
02:03 <deadpandadolls> ur pandawelcum
02:12 <Kezzie> :)
03:54 * Kezzie smacks a juicy red tomato over Sutekh 's head, who in turn takes iced tea and pours it down ^bozojim 's pretty shirt, who then slaps b1rd in the face with a butterscotch pie -=={) who finally takes a whole cup of Hershey's chocolate and pours it over SkyFire 's head. It's the #sydney daily FOOD FIGHT!!!!
03:59 <Kezzie> lol
04:09 * SkyFire tickles Kezzie
04:22 <Kezzie> awwwwww
04:29 * ^bozojim looks down, look at my nice new shirt
04:41 * SkyFire kisses Kezzie :)
04:42 <Kezzie> opps
05:44 <Kezzie> brb need cold drink still very hot and humid here nice inside re a/c got to 42 deg today
05:44 <lx>  Oh so quick Kezzie...
06:01 <^bozojim> hurry back Kezzie
07:44 * SkyFire pours a bucket of ice cold water over Kezzie
07:54 <^bozojim> i ce
09:03 * SkyFire jumps in his stealth mode and takes off with a cloud of tyre smoke
09:17 <^bozojim> that is ok SkyFire
09:19 <b1rd> lol
09:47 <deadpandadolls> drink some cold vodka
09:50 <deadpandadolls> mmm wish I had vodka
10:11 <morgoth> smack
10:38 <SkyFire> your stealth mode is in several million pieces - lol
10:47 <SkyFire> !ttop10
10:49 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2215) 2. Kezzie(910) 3. morgoth(870) 4. Skirmish(796) 5. Devil45(336) 6. SkyFire(255) 7. lisa(252) 8. Nice1(218) 9. Sutekh_(186) 10. Nero(170)
11:02 <deadpandadolls> burps just then
11:05 <deadpandadolls> tasted like chinese food
11:08 <deadpandadolls> or chinese man dick
11:11 <reptile_> |<<<'_'>>>|
11:16 <deadpandadolls> dunno if I've ever been that drunk..
11:31 * SkyFire picks up Jim in the old bus and takes him for a ride
11:49 <SkyFire> hi reptile_
11:56 * ^bozojim hopes it is not like the 'hell ride' transit police offerd me once
12:32 <SkyFire> oh it won't be too bad
12:45 <^bozojim> get m blind drunk, throw me back of a divisional van and go tearing around thet streets of adelaide at speed throwing em around the back
12:47 <SkyFire> probaly a bit rougher
12:58 <SkyFire> oh
13:01 <^bozojim> bring me back and get m to wash it out then take me down the cells
13:13 * SkyFire floors it and goes sliding around corners
14:03 <SkyFire> watches Jim go sliding around in the back of the bus - good job it has a net back there
14:05 <morgoth> the best way to achieve legendary status is to tell everyone what a legend you are
14:33 <^bozojim> Jim goes sliding around glad all these nets are here
14:45 <^bozojim> and I would get caught in annette
14:55 <SkyFire> heheheh
15:12 * SkyFire loses it around a tight corner and spins out
15:14 <^bozojim> mens shed was good today
15:20 <b1rd> http://imgur.com/a/893rf <--- NOT a cockpik, trust me lol
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15:30 <morgoth> do you know there was a rapper who went for 24hr rapping record recently, you should have heard how legendary he was
15:34 <reptile_> lol
15:36 <SkyFire> ok
15:37 <SkyFire> You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
15:45 <Nero> disappointed it wasn't a cock pic mate
15:47 <Nero> what are you doing
15:50 <b1rd> lolol
15:51 <^bozojim> and tomorrow I have a lunchtime meeting for th shed
15:57 <SkyFire> ok
16:09 <SkyFire> To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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16:20 <SkyFire> To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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16:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
16:29 <^bozojim> and hav started drawing the plans for the exibition stuff
16:29 <SkyFire> hi Lwaxana :)
16:33 <Lwaxana> hi hi
16:34 <^bozojim> good evening Lwaxana
16:51 <SkyFire> You're never too old to learn something stupid.
16:55 <SkyFire> hehehe
16:59 <Glenn> Hey ^bozojim! :)
17:06 <SkyFire> I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..
17:08 <^bozojim> hello Glenn :)
17:08 <SkyFire> hi Glenn
17:11 <Nero> mate
17:34 * Lwaxana gives Nero a big huge hug
17:48 <Nero> oh no my brand
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18:02 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
18:03 <Kezzie> hi Lwaxana
18:08 <Kezzie> hugs Sunbeam
18:10 * SkyFire puts a parachute on Jim and drops him out of a plane - hehehe
18:14 <Kezzie> `voice Sunbeam
18:14 <SkyFire> hi Sunbeam
18:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Sunbeam
18:18 <Glenn> 'evining Sunbeam!!! :)))))))))
18:29 <Sunbeam> hiya Kezzie huggggggs & ty for the =v :)
18:32 * Glenn slides overs to Sunbeam and gives a big cuddle!
18:40 <Sunbeam> hiya SkyFire hugggs :)
18:48 <Sunbeam> hiya Glenn!!!
18:54 * Sunbeam hugs Glenn so tight, she squeezes the Vowels out of  (((G l n n)))
19:19 * SkyFire curls up in his corner
19:40 * Sunbeam waves to all the lurkers 'n' stalkers
20:51 * SkyFire tickles Sunbeam and runs
20:52 * Sunbeam thumps SkyFire Don't You Ever Learn?........I hate Being Tickled!
21:00 <Sunbeam> lol
21:08 <^bozojim> hugssss Sunbeam
21:20 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim hugggggggggggs :)
22:17 <Sunbeam> so...what's happenin' down under?
22:29 <Kezzie> was 42deg today
22:32 <Kezzie> ouch
22:33 <Sunbeam> owt or nowt?
22:41 * SkyFire sits and waits for his ipad to charge
22:50 <Sunbeam> ewwwww Kezzie ..u can keep that heat
23:13 <Sunbeam> it's white over with frost here ...luverly juberly
23:36 <Kezzie> the humidity is terrible Sunbeam
23:54 <Sunbeam> and it's a lovely cold crisp 1C
24:04 <Sunbeam> puts roses in one's cheeks
24:04 <Kezzie> swap
24:08 <Sunbeam> no ty
24:17 <reptile_> <<<1'_'1>>>
24:19 <Sunbeam> gimmee winter anyday rather than summer
25:29 * SkyFire runs off with Sunbeam
26:00 <Sunbeam> where yer taking me SkyFire?
26:04 <SkyFire> no idea
26:13 <Lwaxana> brb
26:13 <lx>  See ya Lwaxana...
26:18 Quit: Lwaxana ([email protected]) Connection closed
26:36 <SkyFire> September I will be avble to run off with you to the National Railway Museum
26:38 <SkyFire> hehehe
26:41 <SkyFire> able
26:57 <SkyFire> well october actually
27:09 <Sunbeam> and don't forget the dungeons lol
27:15 <Sunbeam> in the museum
27:26 <SkyFire> :)
27:46 * SkyFire hugs Sunbeam
27:46 * Sunbeam gives SkyFire a huge snuggly warm bear hug
27:47 <lx>  <*sniffle*> ...didn't give me one... :(
27:56 * Sunbeam huggs lx
28:56 <SkyFire> nights are getting cooler here
29:21 <SkyFire> 10 C to 30 C here tonight and tommorrow
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30:38 <Kezzie> 28deg 42 deg tomrrow
31:09 * SkyFire turns down the heat for Kezzie
31:21 <^bozojim> we had 15
31:29 <SkyFire> not fair Jim
31:37 * SkyFire puts Jim in prison
31:47 <^bozojim> what for this tim
31:49 <^bozojim> r
31:50 <^bozojim> e
32:05 <SkyFire> having nice cool temperatures
32:13 <^bozojim> not my fault
32:16 <SkyFire> it is also escape proof
32:47 <SkyFire> but the cell does have everything you could possibly need
32:54 <^bozojim> lol
32:55 <SkyFire> or want
33:30 <SkyFire> it is the ultra luxury cell
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34:25 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
34:28 <Kezzie> A woman who stole a handbag from a nurse dying in a crash in NSW has escaped a prison sentence.
34:31 <SkyFire> hi couleurs
34:32 <Kezzie> ouch
34:36 <Kezzie> hi couleurs
34:45 <^bozojim> sheesh not fair
34:46 <SkyFire> I would have sentanced her to 2 years
34:53 <Kezzie> Silvia Schreuder was slapped with a $700 fine and placed on a three-year good behaviour bond after she used Kay Shaylors cards to buy groceries, cigarettes and McDonalds within an hour of the 62-year-old nurses death.
35:00 <SkyFire> sheeeeeeeesh
35:07 <couleurs> Hi All
35:13 <Kezzie> Schreuder pleaded guilty to taking the handbag, with a co-accused, from the Pacific Highway crash scene at North Gosford on September 3.
35:17 <SkyFire> actually make it 5 years
35:20 <^bozojim> lock her up and throw away th key
35:26 <Kezzie> stinks our legal system
35:31 <SkyFire> 5 years for both of them
35:58 <SkyFire> we need a royal commission in to both the welfare and legal systems
36:03 <Glenn> SHe was on the news earlier... a real piece of work Kezzie.
36:15 <^bozojim> he sounds it
36:21 <SkyFire> oh and a federal level icac
36:23 <Kezzie> ok Glenn
36:39 <^bozojim> probably had a legal aid lawyer who does bench work as well and did a deal with them
36:42 <Kezzie> !ttop10
36:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2224) 2. Kezzie(1019) 3. morgoth(908) 4. Skirmish(796) 5. SkyFire(558) 6. Devil45(336) 7. ^bozojim(267) 8. lisa(252) 9. Nice1(218) 10. Sutekh_(186)
36:56 <SkyFire> starting with the phoney maggott
37:06 <^bozojim> oh look i am again in th4 top ten
37:20 <SkyFire> Dinner Time
37:20 <SkyFire> ____\o/________/\____ SHARK!!!
37:24 <^bozojim> and no way of getting to top spot on this machine
37:32 <Kezzie> hb SkyFire
37:51 <Kezzie> brb
37:51 <lx>  cya Kezzie...
37:55 <Sutekh> when you get your laptop back jim?
38:13 <^bozojim> when i get thte power pack from Australia post
38:22 <^bozojim> could b tomorrow could be next week
38:25 <Sutekh> ohh
39:00 <Sutekh> yeah good luck
39:04 <^bozojim> ty
39:24 <Sutekh> ring up that clown CEO on 5.6 mil
39:25 <Kezzie> BRILLIANT: German Trucker Hangs Raw Pork To His Truck To Stop Muslim Migrants Climbing Aboard
39:55 <Kezzie> A LORRY driver bound for Britain hung pork off the back of his truck to stop Muslim migrants climbing into the back.
39:55 <Kezzie> A clip posted on YouTube seems to show a German truck waiting at Calais with at least four parts of a pig attached to the rear bumper.
39:57 <Kezzie> awwwww
40:10 <Glenn> :)
40:18 <Glenn> Lateral thinker! :)
40:23 <^bozojim> he is
40:24 <Kezzie> yep
40:45 <morgoth> anyone ever read old yella?
41:20 <morgoth> cos the english patient has well and truely been done by now
41:58 <Kezzie> looks like we might get a storm later http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR733.loop.shtml
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42:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
42:37 <Kezzie> wb Lwaxana
42:37 <^bozojim> welcome back Lwaxana
43:02 <Lwaxana> ta
44:08 <zaim> wb Lwaxana
44:15 <^bozojim> hello zaim
44:17 <Lwaxana> ¶:Þ)
44:22 <zaim> hiya bozo
44:24 <Kezzie> hi zaim
44:27 <zaim> what ayles ya
44:30 <zaim> hii Kezzie x
44:36 * Kezzie will be back soon
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47:11 <^bozojim> hello ^pHANTOM^
47:23 <^pHANTOM^> hello Jim
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55:45 Quit: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) Connection closed
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57:20 <^bozojim> hello BlackVelvet
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01:09 <BlackVelvet> Hi Jim 😊
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06:40 <^bozojim> welcome back Lumeah
06:52 <Lumeah> Thanks Jimmy
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16:02 <^bozojim> hi paulynz
16:21 <paulynz> hi jim
20:48 <paulynz> hi Sunbeam Sunbeams :)
21:04 <Sunbeam> hiya paulynz huggggggggs :)
21:15 <paulynz> huggggssss Sunbeams
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23:28 <Sunbeam> How's paulynz?
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24:08 <paulynz> i am doing fine thanks , how are you Sunbeam ?
24:26 <Sunbeam> tickety boo here thanks :)
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25:42 <Skirmish> tickety boo!
25:48 <Skirmish> Hey Sunbeam. What's news?
25:51 <Sunbeam> hey Skirmish :)
26:05 <Sunbeam> err let me see....no news to report
26:09 <Sunbeam> what about you?
26:40 <Skirmish> I had a haircut today. I had chinese for dinner and that's about it. Bed time soon and back to work tomorrow.
27:41 <Sunbeam> did you take your valentine out for a chinese?
30:24 <Skirmish> No I don't do valentines day. Never have.
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30:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@58.110*
30:27 Kick: Blyke was kicked by ChanOP (Tisk abusive user)
30:43 <Skirmish> I spoil my wife all year round.
30:44 <Sunbeam> it's a money making racket...i agree lol
31:17 <Skirmish> It is! A ploy to guilt men all over the world into HAVING to buy something for their significant others.
32:08 <MickTaylor> Agreed.
32:09 <Sunbeam> i wouldn't go that far ...my hubby shows me love all year round
33:35 <Skirmish> That is the best way to do it.
33:55 <MickTaylor> Sunbeam: Skirmish was merely pointing out the true meaning behind V day
33:58 <MickTaylor> lol
34:23 <Sunbeam> but you could say that about mother's day and father's day also?
34:24 <MickTaylor> Most partners/hubbys/etc will show love all the time anyway
34:49 <Sunbeam> my kids show me they appreciate me all year round
34:58 <MickTaylor> As does mine
35:09 * SkyFire curls up on Sunbeam
35:10 <MickTaylor> He loves fathers day purely cuz he gets to go pressie shopping
35:10 <Sunbeam> i don't need gifts for me to know that
35:32 <Skirmish> I love fathers day! I get the VIKING CUTLET!
35:38 * SkyFire tickles Sunbeam
35:39 * Sunbeam thumps SkyFire Don't You Ever Learn?........I hate Being Tickled!
35:39 <Skirmish> I can't give that up.
36:24 <Skirmish> Viking Cutlet with baked veges and garlic butter mushrooms.
36:31 * Skirmish drools like homer simpson
36:38 * SkyFire tickles Sunbeam
36:39 * Sunbeam CRACKS HER BIG ¤ Whip ¤®>=========·´¨¯¨`·.,¸,·´¨¯¨`·.,¸,·´¨¯¨`·.,¸, at SkyFire NO Tickling I said!
36:39 <lx>  He just loves the feel of flying leather!
37:16 <Sunbeam> :)
38:39 * MickTaylor tickles Sunbeam
38:40 * Sunbeam kicks MickTaylor in the nuts.......serves you right...I hate being tickled
38:49 * MickTaylor moanz in raw untainted xtc
38:51 <Nice1> hehe
38:53 <Sunbeam> hahaha
38:56 <Nice1> silly idiot
39:00 <paulynz> lol Sunbeam
39:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Nice1 :)
39:11 <Nice1> hi Sunbeam
39:13 <Nice1> kick him again
39:19 * Sunbeam doesn't offer to rub them better
39:20 <Nice1> my shout
39:48 * MickTaylor kicks Nice1
39:53 <Nice1> hhehe
39:55 <Nice1> ayyyy!!
40:49 * SkyFire kicks MickTaylor
40:56 * MickTaylor backhands Skirmish
40:58 <MickTaylor> Er
41:05 * MickTaylor backhands SkyFire
41:07 <Nice1> kick fest
41:16 * SkyFire dumps MickTaylor in to ignore
41:20 <Sunbeam> now now boys..play nice!
41:24 <MickTaylor> LOL
41:26 <SkyFire> we are
41:27 <MickTaylor> Ignore over that?
41:37 * MickTaylor wraps SkyFire in bubblewrap
41:37 <Nice1> fantasy text
42:05 * Sunbeam loves popping bubblewrap
42:16 * Sunbeam starts popping SkyFire
42:21 <Nice1> hheh
42:21 <MickTaylor> loll
42:22 Part: reptile_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:40 <MickTaylor> Someone bought a 50m bubblewrap roll into work
42:43 <Sunbeam> *POP* *POP* *POP*
42:46 <MickTaylor> I got told off heaps :(
42:57 <Sunbeam> is that all you did MickTaylor?
43:13 <MickTaylor> I was lucky to pop 1/4 a metre before it got moved.
43:24 <Sunbeam> addictive...innit?
44:15 <MickTaylor> Yup
44:23 <MickTaylor> Once you pop you can't stop
44:55 <Skirmish> Bubble wrap is best with you grab a huge bit and twist it like a wet towel.
45:06 <MickTaylor> Yes!
45:07 * SkyFire shoots Sunbeam
45:28 * Sunbeam falls on the floor in a heap and plays dead
45:44 * SkyFire tickles Sunbeam
45:45 * Sunbeam thumps SkyFire Don't You Ever Learn?........I hate Being Tickled!
46:56 * SkyFire hugs Sunbeam
46:57 * Sunbeam hugs SkyFire so tightly that the earth stands still.
47:12 * SkyFire dies
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54:12 <SkyFire> !ttop10
54:15 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2224) 2. Kezzie(1106) 3. morgoth(925) 4. Skirmish(923) 5. SkyFire(601) 6. Devil45(336) 7. ^bozojim(320) 8. Sunbeam(311) 9. lisa(252) 10. Nice1(235)
55:32 <Sunbeam> ........
55:40 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32bdevGClD4 <--- best song eva.
55:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Falling To Pieces (Official Music Video) (Feb 21, 2014) Length: 4:49 - Category: Music - 3,127,218 views views - 14,307 likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
55:45 <MickTaylor> b1rd is the new Jim
55:47 <MickTaylor> lol
55:59 <Sunbeam> ^bozojim yer slacking
56:12 <paulynz> he is
56:20 <Skirmish> Maybe if Jim had a stroke and a major personality change ...
56:37 <^bozojim> I hav a spare laptop so I cannot talk as much as I usually do
56:49 <^bozojim> it is a real pain to use and type on
56:58 <Kezzie> that wasnt very nice Skirmish to say that re jim
57:11 * Sunbeam takes round the hat for a collection to get jim a new puter
57:27 Mode: (by Kezzie) +v Lumeah
57:30 <^bozojim> plus as I am out all day evryday of late i come home and have to catch up on the projects i am doing myself
57:34 <Sunbeam> i like to see ^bozojim at the top of the stats
57:47 <Sunbeam> :)
58:35 <^bozojim> I do as well but my work in thte community does not always allow that and on the old spare netbook does not help either
58:48 <Skirmish> Kezzie: I wasn't saying it at Jim, I was saying it at b1rd.
59:09 <Kezzie> ok
59:51 <^bozojim> sure looked lik it was appointed at me as I was mentioned not b1rd
01:42 <Skirmish> Mick said that b1rd was the new Jim.
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02:01 <Skirmish> I said that in order for that to be right then jim would have to have a stroke and a major personality change to be anything like b1rd.
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02:20 <Skirmish> Make sense now?
02:29 <MickTaylor> lol it wasn't a go at Jim
02:31 <Kezzie> hi reptile_
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02:33 <MickTaylor> It was a go at b1rd
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02:47 <Kezzie> hi reptile_
02:57 * SkyFire yawns
02:57 * Sunbeam shoves her finger in SkyFire's mouth an wiggles it from side to side as they yawn :P
03:05 * SkyFire nibbles on Sunbeam
03:16 <Sunbeam> lolol
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07:16 <^bozojim> hello amelia
07:17 <Kezzie> hi amelia
07:30 <amelia> sup earthworm jim, Kezzie
07:36 <SkyFire> hi amelia
07:38 <^bozojim> i am good thanks
07:55 <amelia> wots goin on SF
08:05 <^bozojim> not a lot here
08:18 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v paulynz
09:09 <Sunbeam> hi norty amelia jane :)
09:13 <Sunbeam> hi Sutekh :)
09:14 <b1rd> yes
09:18 <b1rd> Sutekh is always right
09:20 <Sunbeam> hi b1rd :)
09:21 <Sutekh> Sunbeam :D
09:23 <amelia> aliha Breville
09:36 <b1rd> nar b1rd will never replace da jimbo
09:41 <b1rd> impossible crazy talk
09:41 <Sutekh> b1rd, or course, except when im not
10:24 <Exo> !ttop10
10:27 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2239) 2. Kezzie(1123) 3. Skirmish(997) 4. morgoth(925) 5. SkyFire(609) 6. ^bozojim(419) 7. Sunbeam(371) 8. Devil45(336) 9. lisa(252) 10. Nice1(235)
10:34 <b1rd> which is never Sutekh
10:38 <Exo> Lool
10:39 <Kezzie> hi Exo
10:40 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
10:40 <^bozojim> good evening Exo
10:54 <^bozojim> I see thy let you out of thte dry out cell early
10:56 <Skirmish> one two three
11:05 <Kezzie> you just in time to tuck me into bed Exo lol
11:15 <Sunbeam> four five six
11:32 <^bozojim> How did you do that, promise to go to court or on a bond, or did you get bail
11:46 <Sunbeam> hiya Exo :)
11:59 <Sutekh> Jim is blaming his laptop for the poor score
12:00 <Exo> Evening everyone :))
12:07 <Sunbeam> morning :P
12:09 <Exo> Excuses excuses
12:15 <^bozojim> well it is as it is not behaving
12:25 * ^bozojim slugs Exo one
13:19 <Exo> Jim now only second :(
13:20 <^bozojim> as Exo cannot be trusted, Jim goes ad takes looking after his net wife givn he is never around for her
13:37 <Sunbeam> you not behavin' jimbo?
13:39 <^bozojim> no I am still first in th ovr all rankings
13:44 <Sunbeam> i'm shocked lol
13:58 <^bozojim> and when i ge thet HP back online I will b back to normal
14:14 <Sutekh> Jim has had his wings clipped by b1rd
14:17 <^bozojim> I am behaving, I always behave
14:40 <Kezzie> lol
14:41 <^bozojim> Jim got his wings clipped by the down laptop
15:01 <^bozojim> as this one is a lot harder to use as it is old and a lot of the keys do not act right
15:26 <Sutekh> Come on Jim, accept defeat gracefully
15:45 <^bozojim> and look at me now, i am talking again slowly getting frustrated at this keyboard
15:46 <Kezzie> lol
16:02 <^bozojim> defeated as I cannot type as much as i usually do
16:12 <Sutekh> like in a horse race, b1rd has broken your heart
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16:19 <^bozojim> as easy as normal and ull touch typing
16:50 <Sutekh> haha
17:03 <^bozojim> and i hav keys that need a belting plus the n key has broken off and is a small dot
17:27 <^bozojim> it feels like a nic large braille dot
17:32 <^bozojim> nice
17:38 <Sutekh> yeah that what they said when pharlap won
17:39 <^bozojim> and the e acts up
18:17 <^bozojim> it is ok Sutekh the horse Exo backed in the 1990 Nelbourne cup is still running
18:26 <^bozojim> err, is still going around
18:28 <Sutekh> lol
18:35 <Sunbeam> lol
18:54 <paulynz> lol
19:27 * Kezzie says goodnight to everyone
19:31 <Sunbeam> have u made it in the stats yet paulynz?
19:34 <Sutekh> and Winx wins again..... :( my horse had a sore leg ;p
19:41 <Sunbeam> goodnight Kezzie take care
19:41 <paulynz> not for ages
19:44 <^bozojim> and as a result Exo wanted to be sent to the glue factory but rejected him
20:18 <^bozojim> good night Kezzie hugssss
21:49 <b1rd> type faster bozo
21:54 <b1rd> i don't wanna be up top
23:28 <Sunbeam> la la la laaaaaaaaaaaa
24:17 <Sunbeam> Going underground....gpoing underground
27:11 <Glenn> The tube...?
28:16 <^bozojim> I cannot type much faster as it is limited how well I can get the keys to work and have to backspace to correct things
28:24 <^bozojim> !ttop10
28:25 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2253) 2. Kezzie(1143) 3. Skirmish(1000) 4. morgoth(925) 5. ^bozojim(683) 6. SkyFire(609) 7. Sunbeam(407) 8. Devil45(336) 9. Sutekh_(270) 10. lisa(252)
28:40 <Sunbeam> blimey!
28:47 <^bozojim> I am getting higher up the ladder
29:18 <^bozojim> and a half an hour to reset and who knows where I will end up
30:04 <^bozojim> I have got the sizing done for this exivition project and have to find the rest of thte stuff i need to make it
30:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@58.110*
31:08 <^bozojim> I will do a drawing of ththe whole thing complete on paper
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40:01 <lx>  Since you've arrived unannounced, it would be better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
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50:18 <Sunbeam> hi Zade :)
50:25 <Zade> hello Sunbeam
50:38 <Nice1> Zade1
50:38 <Glenn> Hi Zade! :)
50:43 <Nice1> hello
51:02 <^bozojim> hello Zade
51:37 <Zade> hello Nice1
51:42 <Zade> hello Glenn
51:48 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
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55:07 <ItsMeLenny> hi
57:16 <b1rd> Sup fags
57:41 <b1rd> Wanna subscribe 2 dikpikz dot cum?
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57:59 <amelia> thats a strong no from me m8
58:00 <b1rd> Clearly skirm aint keen!
58:06 <b1rd> Haha
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58:17 <b1rd> As expected mealya
59:27 <b1rd> Propz tho
59:31 <b1rd> Lololol
00:01 <b1rd> Getting yawny tho
01:49 <b1rd> This rangatang might turn in
01:56 <Zade> oh
02:18 <b1rd> Heh. Dont mind me zade. As you were.
02:53 <Zade> ok no worries
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03:59 <amelia> props tho
04:39 <b1rd> Mad props to mealya :p
05:33 * o_ cooks a meal
05:36 <o_> Ya!
07:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Zade
16:50 <Lwaxana> b1rd.............. ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:06 <b1rd> heh
17:19 <b1rd> Bit rude! Lol
19:25 <b1rd> Tell bedtime story plz lwaxy
21:30 <^bozojim> yes
21:44 <b1rd> Plzzz lwaxy
21:55 <b1rd> Tuck all da ircers in
22:12 <b1rd> Bozo u tell then
24:03 <Lumeah> Hehe
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24:52 <^bozojim> referring to bit rude
25:33 <Nice1> hey was school today Lwaxana
25:39 <Nice1> how even
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36:39 <lx>  Oh look, kindergarden is out late!
37:09 <President_Trump> LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
37:19 <b1rd> Oi
37:24 <President_Trump> props tho
37:26 <b1rd> Fucker is arrive
37:37 <President_Trump> !ttop10
37:38 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. b1rd(2317) 2. Kezzie(1143) 3. Skirmish(1000) 4. morgoth(925) 5. ^bozojim(749) 6. SkyFire(609) 7. Sunbeam(411) 8. Devil45(336) 9. Sutekh_(270) 10. lisa(252)
37:58 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll @ ^bozojim
41:16 <paulynz> night all
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45:59 <President_Trump> http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/58a0f51925000034080b8834.jpeg
53:25 <Sunbeam> visitors GTG
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55:11 <President_Trump> she's getting a visit from DeLonghi
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