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07:57 <^Roshanda^> nunya
11:19 <Nice1> did you ban jules ^Roshanda^
12:11 <Nice1> is that why shes not on
12:13 <^Roshanda^> do i have ops in here dickhead?
12:25 <Nice1> ive seen ya ops before
12:27 <^Roshanda^> shes probably busy with her course
12:31 <^Roshanda^> not in here i dont
12:41 <Nice1> yeah but the other channel
14:02 <Nice1> oh well not to worry
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53:36 <beagle> you in here , shimmon ?
01:29 <o_> no
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22:40 <Raichu> !seen lwaxana
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22:51 <Raichu> Hmm
22:51 <lx> ...ah huh...
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54:15 <Lumeah> Morning person
54:41 <person> Hello Lumeah
55:43 <Lumeah> Y
55:54 <Lumeah> You being a good boy?
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56:45 <person> always
56:50 <person> why wouldnt i be
57:39 <Lumeah> Lol
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58:56 <Lumeah> Wb Exo
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48:49 <Kmart> Kezzie is there any chips in the oven?
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13:52 <Lumeah> Lol
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09:18 <Cath^> morning
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22:02 <+JedStar> Howdy all
47:06 <beagle> hi JedStar
55:24 <blackghost> hey
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35:46 <Cath^> magician ;p
40:45 <xm> morning all
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57:55 <Cath^> hi xm
58:01 <Cath^> hi ^Roshanda^
59:14 <^Roshanda^> hey cath
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40:49 <^Roshanda^> back [r: afk] [2h49m6s]
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52:43 <+JedStar> afternoon all
54:13 <Lwaxana> hello
54:26 <+JedStar> howdy Lwaxana
54:32 <+JedStar> How are you on this fine afternoon?
01:14 <Lwaxana> packing bags
01:31 <Lwaxana> getting ready for a week away
01:53 <+JedStar> fair enough
02:01 <+JedStar> I wish I was going away somewhere
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33:18 <o_> are you going to Sydney?
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39:19 <Lwaxana> no o_ ... gokd coast
41:10 <Lwaxana> gold coast
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41:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
42:58 <Cath^> hi
48:25 <BlackDevil> hey babe
48:32 <Lwaxana> ello
49:09 <Cath^> hi BlackDevil
49:15 <Cath^> hi Lwax
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49:35 <Cath^> hi chook
49:40 <chookmagnet> Cath^
49:52 <Exo> Good arvo everyone
50:01 <chookmagnet> Exo
50:22 <Cath^> hi Exo
52:17 <chookmagnet> Exo Exo
52:21 <Exo> Cathy
52:23 <chookmagnet> loves his eggs
52:24 <Exo> Chooky
52:30 <chookmagnet> poached ina pan
52:55 <Exo> Not fertilized
53:39 <Cath^> lol
55:01 <chookmagnet> should have been Exo exo man
55:19 <chookmagnet> he's hunting women
55:25 <chookmagnet> that's his plan
55:33 <Cath^> :o
56:24 <Cath^> 🍆🍑😍🍾😂
58:16 <Lumeah2> Afternoon
58:23 <Cath^> hi Lumeah2
58:57 <Lumeah2> Hi Cath^
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10:45 <Lwaxana> hi Jim
10:57 <^bozojim> hello Lwaxana :)
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20:24 <Cath^> hi ^bozojim
20:33 <^bozojim> hello Cath^
20:41 <Q{{> hello pretty pretty
22:08 <Q{{> what u doing Cath^
22:37 <Q{{> want to imagine Cath^ in situ
23:52 <Q{{> me, naked spud wearing towel in the middle and water droplets over all sitting in front of puter
24:34 <Cath^> hi Q
24:51 <Cath^> o.0
24:54 <Q{{> hai pretty pretty
25:10 <Q{{> what u doing today?
25:11 <Cath^> wtf lol
25:31 <Cath^> water droplets? think you might need a new puter
25:32 <Q{{> pretty pretty wanna play with me today?
25:36 <Q{{> no charge for u
25:59 <Q{{> puter wont get wet
26:18 <Cath^> relax spud 😂😂😂
26:30 <Q{{> shakes his lovely locks
26:46 <Cath^> sheesh
27:16 <Q{{> is there anything interesting?
30:37 <Cath^> nothing to see here
36:52 <Q{{> thus too bad
40:14 <Cath^> plenty of fish on irc
44:26 <Q{{> not really
44:41 <Q{{> anyhow u got a hobby Cath^
45:07 <Q{{> u crochet?
45:10 <Q{{> :)
45:37 <Cath^> no crochet
45:46 <Q{{> what u do then
47:13 <Cath^> cooking dinner
48:38 <Q{{> what u cooking
50:29 <Cath^> rissotto
51:16 <Q{{> i tried to make basmati safron rice other day
51:17 <+JedStar> Evening all
51:18 <+JedStar> :D
51:25 <Q{{> but it turned into a rissotto
51:44 <^bozojim> hi JedStar
51:55 <Q{{> hai pretty pretty JedStar
52:14 <Q{{> whats new?
52:22 <+JedStar> Howdy ^bozojim
52:26 <+JedStar> Hi Q{{... Not much
52:29 <+JedStar> yourself?
52:47 <Q{{> not much here neither
52:52 <Cath^> hi Jed
53:02 <+JedStar> Howdy Cath
53:03 <+JedStar> :D
53:08 <+JedStar> How are you doing good looking?
53:20 <Q{{> ariana pic caught my eyes: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/03/00/3BCB35DD00000578-4082834-image-a-1_1483404884964.jpg
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54:37 <^bozojim> i got stuck into my sushi tray project down teh shed today
54:50 <^bozojim> and had to throw a piece of my material out into the fire box
55:31 <^bozojim> I missed a knot in the Huon pine just under the surface and it not only cracked but also would not let us drill through it
56:26 <Q{{> is this what u talking about: http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/Sushi_On_A_Wooden_Tray_With_Chop_Sticks_Picture_Stock_Photo_120111-184945-133001.jpg
02:50 <^bozojim> I have designed my own and am making it out of celery and Huon pine
03:07 <Q{{> fancy
03:16 <^bozojim> with 2 little bowls one for soy sauce and the other for anythign else
03:37 <^bozojim> and will make chop sticks for it when complete
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07:55 <Q{{> https://www.newscientist.com/article/2116050-oldest-early-human-footprints-suggest-males-had-several-wives/
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10:10 <SkyFire> !ttop10
10:12 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(380) 2. Staffecet(291) 3. Skirmish(154) 4. Qin(125) 5. goddess_of_Cath^(71) 6. ^Roshanda^(56) 7. SkyFire(54) 8. President_Trump(50) 9. Sutekh(43) 10. Cath^(43)
11:14 <^bozojim> hello SkyFire
11:22 <SkyFire> hi Jim
12:58 <^pHANTOM^> evening.
13:09 <SkyFire> hi
14:13 <^bozojim> hi ^pHANTOM^
14:37 <^pHANTOM^> hi SkyFire and Jim
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21:35 <+JedStar> Howdy ^pHANTOM^
21:38 <+JedStar> howdy sega
21:41 <+JedStar> howdy Bass`Babe85
21:46 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as Kelevra
21:52 <Kelevra> hihi
22:01 <Kelevra> how's the day treating you?
22:07 <+JedStar> Ohh
22:09 <+JedStar> Its you
22:14 <+JedStar> Yah alright I guess
22:28 <Kelevra> oh it's you..
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22:47 <+JedStar> Well when you have 50 mil nicks
22:52 <+JedStar> and you always change it back to that one
23:04 <+JedStar> Its hard to keep track of what identity you are using today
23:11 <+JedStar> Ever just think of using the same nickname?
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25:35 <SkyFire> Dinner Time
25:36 <SkyFire> ____\o/________/\____ SHARK!!!
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29:09 <Lwaxana> hello sega
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30:39 <Lwaxana> hello sega
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33:00 <Kelevra> JedStar why?
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41:25 <Nice1> toohot for this
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43:26 <Glenn> Good evening ^bozojim! :)
43:51 <^bozojim> good evening Glenn :))
43:54 <Nice1> who's on top today jim
43:55 <Glenn> {{{HUGS}}} Kezzie! :))
44:16 <Glenn> Hi DoC, amelia and Kelevra!!!
44:38 <Glenn> Hey Skirmish and SkyFire!
44:39 <Kelevra> hihihihi
44:44 <amelia> aloha Glenndaaaa
53:19 Topic Is: Happy New Year 2017 ! Thanks Jim for my xmas pressie a purple teddy bear i love it
53:19 Set By: (Kezzie) on: Sun Jan 01 10:25:38 2017
54:09 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #sydney
54:35 <^pHANTOM^> asl is so 90's
54:54 <Raichu> Yup hahaha
54:58 <Lumeah> Evening
55:04 <^pHANTOM^> lol
55:08 <^pHANTOM^> evening Lumeah2
55:38 <^bozojim> hello Lumeah2
57:30 Join: saemon ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:01 <Lumeah> Hi ^bozojim
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03:29 <Lumeah> Lol
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06:06 * SkyFire hugs Kezzie tight
07:01 <^Roshanda^> i think shes back in hosp
07:23 <^Roshanda^> but dont quote me on that
07:42 <Nero> why not?
08:01 <Nero> I'm trying to run a media empire here, I need fresh content to feed the google beast
08:42 <SkyFire> aww :(
09:52 <Lumeah> ?
12:28 Join: reptile_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:10 * SkyFire cuddles Lumeah
13:35 <Nice1> hi reptile_
13:36 <Lumeah> Hi
13:49 <Lwaxana> hello reptile_
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15:48 <reptile_> hey Lwaxana
17:31 <Lwaxana> did you get my apology?
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23:40 <reptile_> :)
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29:27 <reptile_> all good
30:24 <^bozojim> hello Zade
31:35 * SkyFire offers hot coco to all [~~]D [~~]D [~~]D [~~]D [~~]D [~~]D Enjoy!!!
32:06 <^bozojim> !ttop10
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32:50 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
33:26 <SkyFire> hi Zade
33:52 Part: reptile_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
34:03 Part: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
34:49 <Zade> hello SkyFire
39:03 Part: blackghost ([email protected]) from #sydney
39:45 <SkyFire> almost high enough to leap frog someone
39:48 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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40:10 <SkyFire> now I just need seven words to get to one hundred
41:13 <Skirmish> Jesus guys don't wear the bot out.
41:41 <SkyFire> lol
41:44 <Nero> wait
41:45 <Nero> it's a bot
41:50 <SkyFire> it won't wear out
41:50 <Nero> you can't wear it out, can you
41:54 <SkyFire> nah
41:59 <Nero> plot twist
42:00 <Nero> it does
42:14 <SkyFire> wait till it starts smoking
43:25 <^bozojim> that is ok I just need seven words to amke four hundred
43:52 <Nero> did someone get a timer on that
44:03 <Nero> word counts, then bozojim arrives
44:14 <^bozojim> it is not a lot but this should keep me ahead of the pack
44:19 <Nero> at least 3 and a half minutes
44:36 <^bozojim> I have been on for a while just being very quiet
44:54 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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45:02 * SkyFire shoots Jim
45:27 <Nero> what if
45:29 * ^bozojim watches the bullet hit him and fall to the ground compressed
45:31 <Nero> the bot stopped counting words
45:34 <Nero> and then
45:40 <Nero> started banning people if they said too much
45:48 <SkyFire> good idea Nero
45:58 <Nero> 100 words, is 100 minute ban
45:59 <Nero> bam
46:01 <^bozojim> which would cancel the idea of a chat channel
46:04 <Skirmish> That is a terrible idea Nero. Jim would be banned daily.
46:11 <SkyFire> lol yes
46:12 <Nero> this isn't a chat channel
46:20 <Nero> it's called Idling Relay Client for a reason
46:30 <Lwaxana> lol
46:36 <^bozojim> the useless no hopers idle away
46:36 <Lwaxana> you shoukd talk
47:03 <^bozojim> and Lwaxana when i get some time I will do a demo Austnet news
47:09 <Lwaxana> Nero I have terabytes of logs of you chatting in #startrek
47:17 <Skirmish> This channel has a lot of useless no hopers in it according to Jim.
47:21 <Nero> terabytes?
47:22 <Zade> lol startrek
47:23 <Nero> impossible
47:50 <^bozojim> so that means Nero talks more than me as I only have megabytes
47:51 <Nero> actually, more like, it's improbable
47:56 <Lwaxana> well as you said its Idling Relay Client
48:34 <^bozojim> I think there are channels on here for those who idle that can get them awards and points
48:44 <Skirmish> Terabytes of text .... that is a lot of words. Even Jimbo would be jealous of that feat.
48:51 <SkyFire> https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/jan/03/minister-defends-centrelink-over-welfare-debt-compliance-system - Minister defends Centrelink over welfare debt compliance system
48:56 <Nero> a pity there's no cheevos in #startrek
49:04 <Nero> just two people, idling away
49:25 Part: ABC ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:38 <SkyFire> The social services minister, Christian Porter, has defended Centrelink’s automated compliance system as “about as reasonable a process as you could possibly derive”.
49:44 Join: mick ([email protected]) to #sydney
49:44 <^bozojim> you could always come to the other side of the cosmos and chat here
52:15 <Lwaxana> Nero: one of whom has even accepted the ops offered to them ;p
52:27 <Lwaxana> Nero: one of whom has NOT even accepted the ops offered to them ;p
52:28 <SkyFire> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-03/centrelink-staff-to-receive-customer-aggression-training/8159694 - Centrelink staff to receive 'customer aggression' training amid debt recovery backlash << they will need it too
52:49 <SkyFire> Beleaguered Centrelink staff will soon receive "Advanced Customer Aggression Training" as the government agency continues to face a public backlash over its new controversial debt recovery regime.
53:23 <Lwaxana> SkyFire: I wonder if there is some "Advanced Student Aggression Training"
53:36 <Nero> only registered the nick like six weeks ago tbf
53:40 <SkyFire> there might be
53:51 <Q{{> if that fails, u can always install metal detectors and half dozen security guards
54:01 <Lwaxana> to make me more thick skinned when students abuse me
54:04 <Skirmish> lol security guards.
54:07 * SkyFire quickly comes up with a course and sends Lwaxana on it
54:20 <Q{{> they do that in usa lol
54:23 <SkyFire> yes
54:31 <^bozojim> what about those of us students who just got to and do what we were doing and not made a sound
54:37 <Nero> they have security guards at centrelink in Wagga
54:39 <SkyFire> even have metal detectors to enter the schools
54:40 <Skirmish> Security guards in the US have a tad more power to do things than the ones in Australia.
54:43 <Nero> that was before the current fiasco
54:52 <Skirmish> Putting security guards into schools is just giving the students more targets.
55:02 <^bozojim> and otehr students would do all they could to get at us in class
55:08 <Lwaxana> some schools have security guards
55:19 * SkyFire includes self defense training for Lwaxana
55:25 <Lwaxana> my g/s taught at Tweed River High
55:28 <Skirmish> Jewish schools in Sydney have armed guards.
55:35 <Q{{> even teachers got unconcealed weapons (nevermind school guards) in usa lol
55:43 <Lwaxana> there a student had a security guard
55:47 <SkyFire> wow
55:51 <^bozojim> wow
55:59 <Lwaxana> to protect the school from the student
55:59 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: Because of bullying?
56:07 <Q{{> just saw headlines, not sure how widespread it is
56:09 <^bozojim> ok
56:12 <SkyFire> [20:59:10] <@Lwaxana> to protect the school from the student << yikes
56:27 <Q{{> could be highly sensationalized fake news
56:36 <SkyFire> not from the ABC
57:00 <saemon> pffft. so much for fucking christmas spirit
57:02 <SkyFire> also the minister has admitted the system is stuffed
57:18 <SkyFire> but won't do a bloody thing about it
57:29 <Q{{> 'advanced' aggression training?
57:32 <Q{{> its just training
57:38 <Q{{> how advanced u want to be
57:42 <Q{{> geez
57:43 <saemon> my so called mates all said i could move in with them for a few weeks and months if i was ever in trouble
57:45 <SkyFire> to protect them from aggressive clients
57:46 <Q{{> who u dealing with
57:58 <saemon> well im needing a place to stay soon as my lease is ending and my rent has increased
58:14 <Q{{> just say it so they over pay companies that provide the training
58:21 <saemon> cant affored my current place any longer, i will need a place to stay temporarily while i search for a new place
58:33 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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58:44 <saemon> so rang up my so called 'friends' and asked them about their offer they made on christmas dinner
58:47 <^bozojim> I need to keep talking a little bit
58:51 <saemon> suprise suprise
59:00 <saemon> their answer was No
59:13 * SkyFire waits for things to get even more violent at the centerloonies offices
59:36 <SkyFire> worst part is forcing people to prove they are innocent :(
59:53 <^bozojim> here there is a room with a phone and a fax machine here and we have to call an office from there
00:08 <^bozojim> and a computer
00:13 <Q{{> yeh theyre cunts saemon, they say all the nice stuff to look nice and cool and get credit from u
00:16 <SkyFire> bascially saying they arer guilty until proved innocent - when the rule of law is innocent until proven guilty
00:18 <Q{{> i seen it happens
00:26 <^bozojim> when we have net and phone connections in town
01:06 <Q{{> ^ that kind of thing happens alot in country towns lol
01:11 <^bozojim> I know when I was kicked out of school in 1982 as I was the only year 12 doing 3 subjects and they could not justify teaching me
01:32 <Q{{> when theyre drunk
01:46 <^bozojim> I went to centrefink and as I was legally blind I had tos ee a vocational skills officer (psychologist) as there is no way I could be that bright
01:47 <^bozojim> so
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02:08 <^bozojim> she gave me all these tests at grade 6 level and was given 2 hours to answer 12 questions
02:14 <^bozojim> hello paulynz
02:22 <paulynz> hey jim
02:33 <^bozojim> twenty minutes later i emerge complete put it in front of ehr and go
02:58 <Q{{> everything sounds nice on tv, till u encounter it face to face in real life
03:48 <^bozojim> and I got them all right and then they stalled giving me a blind pension as I was too bright
04:17 <Q{{> to a certain degree everything is a shamble like things on the web, all the writings and pictures say all the good nice stuff
04:20 <Skirmish> saemon: If push comes to shove you can always get a box from Woolworths to live in?
04:20 <^bozojim> I got it 3 years later after they ran out of excuses
04:20 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
04:28 <Q{{> but reality is nothing like that
05:23 <Skirmish> What is Jim talking about? You don't get payments from centrelink based on how bright you are.
05:41 <Skirmish> Oh, he's charging to 1000 words with his nonsense. My bad.
05:58 <Nero> that's where the golf scoring system
06:00 <Nero> comes into place
06:05 <Nero> too many words?
06:08 <Nero> take a rest motor-mouth
06:33 <Skirmish> lol oh be careful he gets quite upset if you challenge his word prowess.
06:34 <Lwaxana> Skirmish: the type of pension might be based on how bright you are.
07:35 <Skirmish> Lwaxana: I don't see how they could do that ... but maybe I am wrong.
09:33 <Lwaxana> People with low intellectual function, meaning an IQ score of 70 to 85, who are not manifestly eligible for DSP may be found eligible following assessment depending on their level of functional impairment
10:26 <saemon> well cant u fake it
10:32 <saemon> and answer questions wrongly
10:34 <saemon> and say dumb things
10:48 <saemon> so u seem like a retard and then u will get free money
10:50 <Skirmish> How does it go for you when you do it saemon?
10:51 <saemon> aka DSP
10:58 <saemon> ive never tried yet
11:09 <Skirmish> ... yet.
11:19 <saemon> lol ;P
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12:08 <^bozojim> I cannot get any services I need despite being blind and Autistic
12:33 <saemon> for a free $500 a fortnight, fuck it i will say to them that i believe the world is square
12:49 <saemon> and repeatedly drool and bang my forehead on the table
13:17 <Q{{> ^ lmao
13:23 <Skirmish> Get a decent job and you will never want to ever settle for $500 a fortnight as income.
13:44 <amelia> fuck $250 a week
14:00 <saemon> get a decent job, sure that sounds good and all
14:19 <saemon> but someone with no qualifications like me and a highschool dropout
14:22 <saemon> it aint that easy mate.
14:31 <saemon> believe me, ive tried.
14:43 <saemon> everyone wants to have a nice job and be rish
14:43 <Skirmish> Get off irc and do something about it.
14:46 <Lwaxana> ^bozojim: why??? A person who is assessed as being permanently blind (1.1.P.210) is automatically qualified for DSP
15:04 <saemon> Skirmish ive had done so
15:06 <Skirmish> State and Federal govts are throwing money at people and paying for certificates at TAFE etc. Go do one.
15:07 <saemon> now ive given up
15:20 <Q{{> someone should make use of saemon
15:25 <saemon> if society doesnt want to employ me, then fuck it
15:34 <Skirmish> Q{{: I don't have a cannon to shoot him out of.
15:36 <^bozojim> yes it took them 3 years to approve me
15:38 <saemon> it aint my fault employers sneer at me in interviews
15:45 <^bozojim> and I finally got it may 1985
15:46 <saemon> roll their eyes and make me leave fast
16:08 <amelia> they discriminate against your lack of legs
16:09 <amelia> :(
16:13 <Lwaxana> saemon am sure there is some job out there??
16:21 <saemon> yep and my tatts and piercings
16:33 <saemon> well ive tried to apply as a garbage collector
16:33 <^bozojim> then now they will not give me any supports as I 'appear' high functioning and somehow my blindness is over ridden by the high fucntioning autism
16:34 <Skirmish> Go hang out with Jim at the mens shed and learn how to make teddy bears.
16:41 <saemon> a data analyst
16:41 <saemon> a kitchenhand
16:42 <saemon> a bartender
16:46 <saemon> all rejected me
16:54 * saemon shrugs
17:10 <Lwaxana> wear long sleeves and take out the percings
17:21 <saemon> ive tried
17:25 <Glenn> ...andhave a shower!!!!
17:27 <Skirmish> Why do you need piercings? You haven't grown out of them yet?
17:30 <Q{{> probably can over 100 interviews before u get a job
17:32 <Lwaxana> ^bozojim that seems contrary to the Departments website
17:33 <saemon> i even wore a scarf to cover my neck tatts
17:33 <Q{{> such is the world
17:39 <saemon> and put on make up
17:45 <saemon> to cover up my tear drop tatt
17:49 <saemon> still didnt help
18:01 <Skirmish> lol tear drop tatt.
18:13 <Q{{> lol
18:25 <^bozojim> I have my blind pension still
18:25 <Q{{> this is so funny
18:36 <^bozojim> and they admit I do not fit their model
18:45 <^bozojim> the dialouge continues
18:46 <Skirmish> I think it's time to just let yourself get sucked out to sea in a rip and be done with it saemon
18:47 <Lwaxana> saemon, in my experience, I am finding it hard to believe
18:52 <saemon> my tatts and my piercings, they express my individuality and who i am
19:00 <saemon> we should be allowed to have them
19:02 <Q{{> ^bozojim, read up their model
19:06 <saemon> it doesnt mean im a bad person
19:07 <Q{{> then become the model lol
19:11 * Glenn has no problems getting work. Perhaps it's an attitude problem.
19:22 <saemon> well then Glenn luck you
19:29 <Q{{> ya gotta fit da model
19:32 <saemon> lucky*
19:34 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahaa
19:35 <^bozojim> I love what I do in the community here and they love what I cna do
19:36 <Skirmish> LOL @ people having tatts and piercings like a zillion other people thinking they are somehow an individual.
19:41 <amelia> was it a wooly scarf?
19:42 <Q{{> else u confuse hell out of assessors
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19:48 <^bozojim> and that I do not mind doing what services and agencies will not
19:49 <amelia> or a nice soft silky one?
20:22 <saemon> perhaps its a racial thing too
20:26 <Glenn> You have to be prepared to take on whatever job is offered to you, make the best of it and while you're earning dollars, you can afford to look for something you like better.
20:29 <saemon> being as im half maori
20:32 <saemon> my skin color is dark
20:55 <Glenn> Suntan.
20:57 <saemon> i know white ppl got the job that i got interviewed for first
21:41 <saemon> Glenn ive applied for the worst jobs that no one seems to want to do
22:01 <saemon> ive applied for being a cleaner at the shopping mall
22:25 <Q{{> u got certificate for that saemon
22:28 Part: mick ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:32 <Q{{> thats highly skilled work
22:39 <amelia> trolly boy
22:56 <Lwaxana> Q{{ no humour in your comment
23:15 <Q{{> true tho, u need to know ur cleaning stuff i think
23:32 <Nice1> Lwaxana can I ask you something
23:37 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:49 <Lwaxana> yes Nice1
23:52 <Q{{> know ur chemicals and methods
23:55 <saemon> i always get the same or similar response of "Thank you for your application, the selection process was difficult as many great candidates have applied, unfortunately in this occasion your application has not been succesful yada yada yada"
24:00 <Nice1> do any of your students know you use irc
24:02 <saemon> its really demoralising
24:09 <Lwaxana> yes Nice1
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24:20 <Q{{> also they put tracking on u, to know that u moving throughout the day lol
24:20 <Nice1> heh what really
24:23 <Lwaxana> I talk about it in class
24:28 <Nice1> heheh
24:30 <Nice1> who are they
24:38 <Q{{> and they have long list of things for u to do, to make sure u dont have 1 minute of rest
24:40 <Q{{> lol
24:54 <Nice1> is kara one
25:04 <Nice1> the ones that dont chat
25:09 <saemon> i cant work as a trolly boy any longer
25:23 <saemon> arthritis in wrist and elbows
25:39 <Q{{> get job with centre link saemon
25:46 <saemon> how?
25:50 <Q{{> read up on it
26:00 <Q{{> u should be more than good enuf for it
26:08 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v Q{{
26:13 <saemon> wats the role invovle?
26:16 <^bozojim> good evening Sutekh
26:17 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v Bonny
26:25 Mode: (by Sutekh) +v ^bozojim
26:29 <Sutekh> Hey Jim
26:31 <^bozojim> thank you Sutekh
26:33 <amelia> Q{{ is very supportive of saemon
26:36 <Lwaxana> do any of your students know you use irc << Yes .... I didnt say they came online
26:37 <amelia> he has such faith
26:47 <saemon> Q{{ is cool
26:53 <saemon> i like him/her
26:59 <paulynz> do you mind if i ask , how old are you saemon?
27:09 <amelia> saemon do you look up to Q{{ as a father figure?
27:10 <saemon> 47
27:32 <Q{{> ppl can get into a rut and world seems hopeless lol
27:35 <Lwaxana> saemon ... do you own a lawn mower ?? good at handyman work??
27:36 <Q{{> can happens to anyone really
27:43 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
27:51 <saemon> Lwaxana not really anymore
28:00 <saemon> ive got severe arthritis on my wrist and elbows
28:02 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
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28:15 Part: Hooligan ([email protected]) from #sydney
29:00 <^bozojim> well saemon either you use it or lose it
29:11 <Q{{> how did u get that severe arthritis saemon
29:17 <amelia> top advice there jimbo
29:28 <saemon> ive tried my own lawnmoving/gardening service when i was younger
29:30 <saemon> it was bullshit
29:38 <saemon> ended up losing more money that i made
29:53 <Lwaxana> ????????
30:04 <saemon> 16/hour to cut the grass, the work barely lasted an hour
30:06 <^bozojim> despite being blind I still use all the equipment down teh mens shed and am a lot safer than those sighted
30:23 <Lwaxana> then you should ahve charged more
30:23 <Q{{> what about council garden works
30:24 <saemon> cost over $50 driving around daily
30:41 <saemon> to fill in the car and the mower with petrol
30:42 <Lwaxana> my husband charges $30/hr
30:48 <saemon> i gave up
30:52 <saemon> yeah i tried thaty
30:59 <Lwaxana> and makes a good sum on the side
31:07 <saemon> but then the customers just say they'll call up someone else
31:14 <saemon> cause i was too expensive
31:25 <^Roshanda^> reckon saemon loves to complain..
31:42 <Q{{> for that kind of thing, it be good if ur hooked up with body corp
31:47 <amelia> he's pulling the piss
31:52 <saemon> im not complaining
32:05 <saemon> im just talking about my problems, its a healthy thing to do
32:05 <Lwaxana> even casual labour hire
32:10 <Q{{> he just want a job
32:12 <saemon> its either talk about it
32:26 <saemon> or bottle it up and then end up killing myself from the stress and depression
32:31 <Sutekh> saemon, i dunno about your wrists etc, but i know the welfare carer sector cant get enough workers
32:35 <Lwaxana> am sure I could get you a job
32:51 <saemon> wat job is it Lwaxana?
33:01 <Lwaxana> a job
33:09 * ^Roshanda^ coughsbeingawanker?cough
33:22 <^bozojim> and the welfarw sector struggles with people like me as I am not yoru average person
33:35 <saemon> welfare carer? as in looking after old or disabled ppl?
34:07 Part: Evil^Lynn ([email protected]) from #sydney
34:15 <Sutekh> saemon, not always disabled, sometimes just older people, even in their homes, or just to take them shopping etc
34:28 <saemon> would i also be bathing them, wiping up thier asses after they shit etc?
34:29 <Lwaxana> yep
34:35 <Lwaxana> no
34:44 <saemon> phew, was gona say
34:54 <saemon> even I have SOME dignity and pride.....
34:56 <Q{{> they have various levels of it
35:02 <Lwaxana> so do they
35:04 <Q{{> u pick whichever
35:04 <saemon> despite being a rockbottom loser as i am atm
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35:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o chookmagnet
35:31 <^bozojim> good evening chookmagnet
35:43 <chookmagnet> ^bozojim
35:45 <Lwaxana> and with that attitude I wouldnt want you looking after my mum
35:51 <Sutekh> saemon, depends on their level of assistance needed... anyway, you say you need a job, look up carer and the number of job vacancies is large :D
36:11 <Lwaxana> OR casual labour hire
36:37 <saemon> wats that?
36:59 <saemon> i hate the labour party tho
37:04 <saemon> i voted for liberals
37:06 <paulynz> hi chookmagnet
37:17 <chookmagnet> paulynz
37:23 <Glenn> "Perhaps it's an attitude problem."
37:27 <Lwaxana> saemon: what area are you in ..roughly
37:42 <Lwaxana> city
37:44 <saemon> adelaide, elizabeth
37:50 <chookmagnet> in between the butt cheeks?
37:57 <chookmagnet> :P
38:09 <^bozojim> high unemployment losing holdens this year
38:17 <^bozojim> a mayor that has no idea of the needs
38:31 <^bozojim> and a council that lieks making big talk and it is bubbles
38:36 <chookmagnet> I know someone in Elizabeth
38:47 <Lwaxana> saemon do you know what a "white card" is ??
38:48 <^bozojim> where I grew up
38:57 <saemon> Lwaxana no
39:11 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... :(
39:15 <saemon> ^bozojim hey hey respect
39:20 * saemon fistbumps
39:39 <^bozojim> I am being honesy I grew up and know what it is like and get back there occasionally
39:47 <chookmagnet> my bro lives in Elizabeth
39:49 * ^bozojim is proudly a northern suburbs boy
39:52 <saemon> its so easy to get sex here in elizabeth the single mums would do anything for 50 bux haha
40:09 <Glenn> You have $50.00?
40:10 <chookmagnet> saemon
40:11 <Lwaxana> https://www.whitecardonline.com.au/whitecard-adelaide/
40:12 <chookmagnet> TMI
40:27 <saemon> ^bozojim have u seen the new shopping centre
40:28 <chookmagnet> yeah
40:31 <saemon> its super fancy now
40:35 <saemon> its like a westfiled
40:39 <chookmagnet> get a hair cut lought
40:39 <saemon> westfield
40:45 <Lwaxana> saemon: get a white card $67
41:25 <^bozojim> and where I grew up is becoming a ghetto they knock down houses leave vacant blocks or multi houses on the same site
41:25 <Lwaxana> then you can get work in construction industry
41:26 <Glenn> Elizabeth used to be a well known enclave for ex-pat Poms.
41:26 <^bozojim> true
41:35 <Glenn> Need a white card first.
41:36 <chookmagnet> yeah $17 more saemon and you still get screwed
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42:32 <Glenn> To get the whithe card, you have to attend a boring-as-shit one day course. Forget the online cards 'cos site supervisors won't accept them.
42:51 <^bozojim> you have done the white card Glenn?
42:56 <Glenn> Yes.
43:23 <^bozojim> I could imagine it being boring
43:25 <saemon> wat jobs can u actually do with them?
43:32 <Glenn> I have to go out on site from time to time, clip board and caluculator in hand.
43:38 <Lwaxana> saemon: or get your fork lift drivers certificate
44:12 <^bozojim> estimator or assessments Glenn?
44:24 <saemon> seems like hard work
44:31 <Glenn> The white card is supposed to be a building/construction industry general induction card.
44:37 <saemon> will they accept an obese person tho?
44:52 <saemon> if they wont, maybe i could sue them for discrimination
44:56 <saemon> easy money i guess heh
45:00 <Glenn> I'm an Engineer ^bozojim... working as an Estimator.
45:09 <^bozojim> ok thank you
45:10 <Lwaxana> saemon: check out the Trojan Recruitment Group site
45:12 <^bozojim> and nice :)
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45:32 <Glenn> Keeps me off the streets ^bozojim! :)
45:33 <^bozojim> hello slower
45:39 <^bozojim> laughing out loud
45:44 <^bozojim> in a sense it would
46:00 <^bozojim> hence your ability to work otu how to fix things
46:13 <Glenn> :)
46:19 <Sutekh> haha, ive been watching your answers saemon, seems you want easy money lol.. become a politican :D
46:22 <saemon> how could i become an engineer?
46:27 <saemon> what do u do? make engines?
46:45 <Glenn> Study at Uni for four years saemon...
46:56 <saemon> as in university?
46:56 <paulynz> you need a degree for that saemon
47:07 <Glenn> Yes, University.
47:13 <saemon> my teachers always told me to go to tafe
47:20 <saemon> can tafe teach it?
47:38 <Lwaxana> saemon: here we go
47:41 <Lwaxana> We have upcoming multiple positions within this highly regarded company working within the factory in the Marleston area. You may be required to work on the production lines, cleaning areas and/or unloading and loading of trucks.
47:41 <Lwaxana> While working onsite you will have access to the canteen and the cooking facilities, Arnotts onsite discount biscuit shop and the onsite gym.
47:53 <Glenn> There are diploma courses available at TAFE.
48:03 <saemon> i dropped out of yr 10 tho, what do i have to do to go to uni?
48:29 <^bozojim> it is an aptitude test you do fro teh course you would like to do
48:34 <Lwaxana> saemon go to TAFE .. more job opportunities
48:44 <Q{{> yeh forget uni
48:59 <Glenn> These days saemon... not so easy, even as a "mature age" entry. Depends on the course.
49:01 <saemon> whys that?
49:06 <Q{{> do short course that get u job
49:16 <Q{{> pick one that get u job tho
49:26 <Lwaxana> saemon seriously get a white card and your forklift drivers licence
49:42 <Lwaxana> minimal cash outlay ... short time frame
49:43 <Glenn> Forklift ticket is about $850.00 plus...
49:50 <saemon> yeah but i hate outdoorsy work with the tradies and bogans
49:57 <saemon> im looking up tafe VET stuff now
49:59 <Sutekh> haha
50:05 <saemon> theres hairdressing courses
50:13 <Glenn> Bogans, tradies or not... it's a job.
50:29 <saemon> nail beautician stuff....i like being around women
50:30 <Sutekh> this guy is having a lend of us i think ;p
50:35 <Lwaxana> shit saemon you seem to have a long list of dislikes
50:36 <saemon> i might try it out
51:06 <saemon> yeah thanks for all the suggestions guys, this is alot to take in
51:07 <^bozojim> there is a provision that you cna get your course almost fully funded if you do not have a cert II or above
51:13 <saemon> so im saying some silly things
51:13 <Glenn> Good money picking fruit... harder you work, the more money you get.
51:14 <^bozojim> through teh TAFE system
51:21 <saemon> but i will have to take a day to think about it all
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52:21 <^bozojim> !ttop10
52:22 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1042) 2. Saemon(818) 3. Qin(494) 4. Skirmish(486) 5. Lwaxana(477) 6. SkyFire(317) 7. Staffecet(291) 8. Glenn(227) 9. Nero(149) 10. Sutekh(138)
52:36 <^bozojim> yikes motor mouthing
53:01 <saemon> uni graduates seems to make alot of money tho according to careerone
53:13 <saemon> doctors, dentists, lawyers
53:19 <amelia> yikes
53:28 <saemon> all make over 100,000 a year
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53:44 <saemon> is it too late for a 47 year old to try and become one?
53:50 <Q{{> yeh but they put in 10yrs after high school
53:55 <slower> saemon how old are you?
53:57 <Q{{> before get a job
54:00 <saemon> im 47 years old
54:30 <slower> jesus mate, you really are dreaming, lower your sight quite a lot
54:34 <Q{{> pharmacists make more
54:40 <Q{{> with just 3yrs
54:44 <saemon> howcome?
54:59 <Q{{> especially if theyre already rich
55:07 <Q{{> they got lic to open stores
55:56 <xm> i remember walking past the beautician class once... only spotted one make.... Asian, dyed blonde/brown hair, limp wristed and using his macbook
56:07 <xm> one male*
56:15 <saemon> slower whats the point of life tho if i cant follow my dreams?
56:26 <xm> dont worry m8 just follow ur dreams
56:28 <Lwaxana> saemon dropping out in yr 10 somewhat limits your options.. did you like science at school?? doctors, dentists sorta need science
56:34 <Q{{> even nail technician, its 2yr degree dude
56:35 <Q{{> lol
56:41 <xm> 2 years for nail technician?
56:43 <xm> are you for real
56:45 <Q{{> yeh
56:59 <saemon> xm but thats the thing tho, i love womens feet, imagine if i get to be a nail salon guy giving hot chicks a pedicure etc
57:00 <Q{{> i looked up
57:02 <Q{{> for hell of it
57:03 <saemon> would be in heaven for me
57:07 <xm> i bet most of them dont even have it
57:24 <Q{{> they probably do
57:32 <Q{{> not legal otherwise
57:49 <Lwaxana> saemon: then get your Certificate III in Nail Technology
57:49 <xm> we're talking Asians here (i can see this)
57:55 <xm> say*
57:56 <saemon> Lwaxana lol nah i diddnt, i always wagged my science classes
58:04 <Lwaxana> https://www.tafesa.edu.au/xml/course/aw/aw_TP00889.aspx
58:07 <^Roshanda^> just dont get the women with toe jam
58:12 <Lwaxana> saemon: check that out
58:30 <Lwaxana> 12 months part time
58:50 <Lwaxana> at Elizabeth TAFE
59:01 <saemon> wow!
59:04 <saemon> im lookin at it now
59:06 <saemon> awesome
59:09 <Lwaxana> No course admission requirements
00:04 <saemon> cost $5,942 - $6,699 tho :/
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00:35 <saemon> in my bank atm ive got -$32.99
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00:58 <xm> what is your main expense?
01:05 <Lwaxana> To be eligible to apply for Fees by Instalments
01:36 <Q{{> what about masseur saemon
01:49 <Q{{> oh u have wrist issues
01:50 <saemon> i would say subscription to online gaming xm, it takes payments automatically from my account every month
01:53 <saemon> and escorts
01:53 <Q{{> they pay alot too
01:57 <xm> what about watching concrete dry
02:03 <xm> you can IRC all day and get to yell at kids
02:17 <saemon> yeah Q{{
02:31 <Glenn> If you're on a Health Care Card, or Concession Card, there are different fees, but you can only do a maximum of three courses at the reduced fee rate.
02:32 <saemon> and i would have to be very specific about who i massage
02:34 <Lwaxana> saemon speak to centrelink about being enrolled in the course and help with fees
02:38 <saemon> it would have to be only females
02:46 <saemon> i wont massage another man
02:51 <Sutekh> lol
03:05 <Glenn> You both might like it saemon... :P
03:20 <Q{{> it helps to be beautiful and looks immaculate for nail tech
03:24 <Q{{> to get clients lol
03:31 <Q{{> probably good talker too
03:38 <xm> Q{{: have you used a nail salon before?
03:39 <Q{{> (dunno, just saying)
03:42 <saemon> oh damn ....
03:44 <Q{{> yeh
03:51 <xm> how often do you go
03:52 <saemon> im overweight, 47 years old, balding
03:54 <Q{{> regular manicure and pedicure
04:07 <Q{{> get advice
04:15 <Q{{> good chat
04:16 <saemon> i dont think i'd fit in the beauty salon image
04:20 <xm> what do you like to talk about with them? boys? kekeke
04:25 <Q{{> yeh
04:30 <saemon> i wont think the shop managers would want to employ me
04:36 <Q{{> haha
05:04 <Glenn> Not if you're overweight!
05:17 <xm> saemon: maybe not as a male. but think about Norel, beehhh's gf, she couldnt find a job until she discovered doors were opened for her once she became a she
05:19 <saemon> i cant get rid of my weight easily tho
05:27 <saemon> its a thyroid thing
05:38 <saemon> exercise and diet wont help much
05:52 <^bozojim> they can give you tablets
06:02 <xm> and they can nuke your thyroids
06:04 <saemon> yeh but those tablets mess with you
06:08 <saemon> make you suicidal
06:29 <saemon> xm lol.....so u suggesting i become a tranny?
06:46 <saemon> at 47 yrs old and being overweight
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06:56 <saemon> i dont think id make a very attractive woman
07:05 <xm> i think you're better off being a masseuse (sp?) if you're male
07:08 <saemon> i'd just be even more uglier than i am now as a man
07:10 <Q{{> saemon, i jokingly recommend blood letting for weight loss program before
07:11 <Q{{> :D
07:34 <Q{{> surely u lose weight
07:36 <Sutekh> 47, balding , a tattoo artist if def the job for you
07:39 <Q{{> if u drain urself lol
07:49 <saemon> nice one Sutekh
07:54 <saemon> i never thought of that
08:00 <saemon> i do like tatts
08:10 <Q{{> there u go
08:23 <saemon> gota research on how to be one now
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08:40 <^Roshanda^> practice by massaging your dick first
08:49 <saemon> excuse me?
08:56 <Sutekh> and you get to do young women who want some on their boobs
09:11 <saemon> can you stop being so rude please ^Roshanda^?
09:14 <saemon> thank you.
09:25 <saemon> lol nice Sutekh
09:48 <^Roshanda^> your the one whinging....
09:56 <saemon> but im not being rude tho
10:04 <saemon> and im not whinging
10:12 <saemon> its called having a conversation in main room.
10:19 <saemon> if you dont like it, close your eyes.
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10:25 <lx>  Wot... you again ? ? ?
10:26 <saemon> its simple cupcake,
10:38 <President_Trump> lolz
11:25 <saemon> Sutekh i like your nick
11:29 <saemon> what is it?
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11:33 <saemon> egyptian?
11:36 <^Roshanda^> ok fat bald man
11:43 <^Roshanda^> your words not mine
11:48 <saemon> sounds like an ancient egyptian god
11:55 <saemon> <+^Roshanda^> ok fat bald man
12:02 <saemon> Excuse me Ops, are you seeing this?
12:20 <saemon> he/she is clearly being provocative.
12:24 <^bozojim> it is what you ahve called youself in open channel
12:52 <saemon> yeah i know, but her repeating it in that bullying way is not ok
13:09 <President_Trump> oh look at bozo trying to build a lead before i come storming home and claim victory
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13:38 <^bozojim> I see it as clarifying and paraphrasing
13:42 <Sutekh> saemon, yeah my nick is a ancient God
14:08 <Sutekh> basically the Devil :D
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14:49 <Lwaxana> saemon type /ignore ^Roshanda^ 4
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18:13 <saemon> haha nice thats badass Sutekh
18:41 <Sutekh> Gotta be bad around here ;p
19:22 <saemon> baaaaf to the bone
19:28 <saemon> bad*
19:30 <Lwaxana> Sutekh we need to pair you off with kelevra
19:37 <saemon> na na ner na nuh
19:47 <saemon> b-b-b-b buh bayd
19:49 <saemon> b-b-b-b buh bayd
20:03 <Sutekh> Lwaxana, ohh, is it me or are a lot of women bad on Austnet ;p
20:17 <Nice1> so angry Sutekh
20:39 <Lwaxana> Sutekh: all avatars
20:40 <President_Trump> Sutekh is a bad boy running around telling the little kids santa isnt real
20:50 <Sutekh> haha
20:51 <Lwaxana> all pretend
20:53 <Nice1> dont know there is to be angry about
21:08 <Lwaxana> Nice1 ???????
21:13 <Sutekh> even trump is a whimp compared to some of the ladies
21:46 <Lwaxana> lol..... even irl
22:21 <^bozojim> i heard fom a reliable source that Sutekh is a fill in troll on the Spirit of progress bridge
22:24 <Sutekh> behave Trump or baby will whip your arse again :D
22:25 <President_Trump> well i am a little bit of a wimp compared to some in here, for example i know of one dude in here who regularly goes to men's shed's meetings peddling drugs
22:33 <^bozojim> to make them pay the toll and send the mexicans back
22:38 <Nice1> hehehe
23:11 <Sutekh> wtf Jim, do you want me to get Cath to boot you again :D
23:20 <Nice1> hehe
23:28 <^bozojim> well, that is not an uncommon thing for cath
23:42 <Sutekh> lol
23:44 <^bozojim> cannot be me as our shed is dry and no drugs
23:53 <^bozojim> in fact, I run a dry out program
24:11 <saemon> lol my mate just told me he gave a homeless guy two fillet-o-fish burgers to a homeless junkie this arvo that he left in his car overnight from last night
24:37 <saemon> that junkie was haressing him for money and beginning to hurl verbal abuse at him
24:54 <saemon> so he was just like "i got no money but here u go u can have this" and the junkie ate them
25:21 <^bozojim> and if you came down President_Trump we would make you a nice wooden house that would be nice comfortable and we would send you to the nice cool cool house
25:29 <saemon> it was left out in the sun heat and all, i wonder if that junkie is immune to food poisoning due to this already dirty lifestyle?
26:21 <President_Trump> bozo if i came down i would put drawing pins on your chair
26:24 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
28:56 <^bozojim> if you did not get forcefully remove and handed to tasmanian police first
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44:35 <President_Trump> !!top10
44:39 <President_Trump> !top10
44:40 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(394176) 2. Exo(213363) 3. SkyFire(82318) 4. Devil45(81274) 5. Glenn(81121) 6. Kezzie^(73863) 7. goddess_of_Cath^(71476) 8. chookmagnet(68149) 9. ^Roshanda^(62849) 10. Zade(48283)
44:46 <President_Trump> !ttop10
44:47 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Saemon(397) 2. ^bozojim(123) 3. xm(102) 4. Sutekh(97) 5. President_Trump(81) 6. Lwaxana(72) 7. Q{{(72) 8. Glenn(40) 9. ^Roshanda^(26) 10. Nice1(13)
47:24 <^bozojim> I am happy with that
49:29 <President_Trump> happy with finishing second again?
50:09 <^bozojim> I am not always on top and look at you in fifth
50:36 <^bozojim> and I will remain ahead of you when i am on and if I come on and am not, it never takes me long to recover
51:09 <President_Trump> i know u arent always on top, because i am always in first place, that means it's impossible for u to be first
52:02 <^bozojim> in yor dreams and look at the top ten over all you are not there
52:26 <President_Trump> that is because i have been edited out, coz i was ahead by over 500,000 words
52:53 <^bozojim> now that is the biggest lod of cods wallop I have ever heard
53:11 <^bozojim> probably five hundred thousand kicks and bans yes
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57:57 <Lwaxana> well see you all in a week
58:07 <Lwaxana> play nice and stay safe
58:10 <President_Trump> how come a week?
58:20 <President_Trump> u spending that new server money on a holiday?
58:40 <Lwaxana> yep
58:50 <President_Trump> ok guys, with Lwaxana gone, i am in charge
59:21 <Nice2U> god help us
59:22 <Nice2U> heh
59:23 <Lwaxana> had change leftover after buying kids xmas presents ... flying to Gold Coast
59:37 <Lwaxana> ye
59:43 <Lwaxana> bye
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59:50 <^bozojim> I vote Lwaxana gives President_Trump a week off
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05:18 <President_Trump> bozo she has pm'd me her mobile number in case you play up
08:26 <^bozojim> in your dreams
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