// #sydney — 2016-08-15
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18:19:19 Topic Is: DaPong Song Just a step to the left.....and a turd to the riii i i ght ....let's flush the warped pong agaaaaaain
18:19:19 Set By: (Lwaxana) on: Sat Aug 13 21:06:10 2016
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18:25:06 <GoldSpade> hehe
18:25:21 <GoldSpade> this channel's funny
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19:00:08 <MrMark> yes its me again!
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19:14:10 <Lumeah> Yay
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19:17:10 <GoldSpade> wow
19:17:34 <Blitzkrieg> Sup homies
19:17:45 <^bozojim> hi Blitzkrieg
19:17:49 <^bozojim> I am ok thanks
19:18:32 <Lumeah> Hi Jimmy
19:18:44 <^bozojim> hello Lumeah
19:18:58 <Lumeah> Hugs
19:19:13 <^bozojim> *hugs*
19:19:57 * Blitzkrieg shudders
19:25:27 <Blitzkrieg> Unusually quiet here tonight
19:27:07 <GoldSpade> how do you make a fake isp
19:27:44 <Blitzkrieg> Google google
19:28:07 <GoldSpade> why cant you tell me
19:28:09 <Blitzkrieg> Or do you mean vhost?
19:28:13 <GoldSpade> yea
19:28:16 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
19:28:27 <Blitzkrieg> Join #asd and request one
19:28:34 <GoldSpade> hmm
19:28:34 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:28:55 <Blitzkrieg> Austnet Services Department if you're wondering lol
19:29:08 <Blitzkrieg> Or get a bnc
19:29:13 <GoldSpade> whats that
19:29:20 <^bozojim> good evening Glenn :)
19:29:22 <Blitzkrieg> Bouncer
19:29:26 <Blitzkrieg> Aka proxy
19:29:31 <GoldSpade> wingate
19:30:00 <Glenn> Hey ^bozojim! :))
19:30:12 <Glenn> ...and Blitzkrieg! :)
19:31:10 <Blitzkrieg> Sup man
19:32:11 <^Roshanda^> yeh for the prostitutes coming in and out of your house
19:32:16 <^Roshanda^> oh wait wrong window
19:32:24 <Blitzkrieg> Rofl wtf
19:32:36 <^bozojim> hugs ^Roshanda^
19:32:46 <^Roshanda^> hugs jim
19:36:11 <nubbymcnu> can i hear a ha?
19:36:15 <nubbymcnu> or a ha ha?
19:36:18 <nubbymcnu> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
19:36:19 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74-WSM0xTyE
19:36:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A monkey shoot AK-47 machine gun in a group of soldiers who laughed at it (Jul 7, 2011) Length: 0:30 - Category: Comedy - 819,933 views views - 2,044 likes (94.7%), 114 dislikes (5.3%)
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19:50:48 <breaker> Doesn
19:51:03 <breaker> Doesn't have the balls to do that while she's around
19:51:05 <breaker> :)
19:51:52 <breaker> she's here at my place :)
19:53:17 <breaker> bbl, got to get my dick wet :)
19:53:17 <lx> ...so quiet now breaker...
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20:00:50 <^bozojim> hi chookmagnet
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20:05:19 <^bozojim> hi Stranger
20:05:27 <Stranger> hi ^bozojim
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20:08:02 * Lwaxana waves
20:08:35 <Stranger> hi Lwaxana
20:08:49 <^bozojim> hello Lwaxana
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20:13:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa Exo Exo
20:13:34 <^bozojim> good evening Exo
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20:14:23 * ^bozojim slaps Exo around a bit before he cna do anything to me
20:14:26 <Exo> Sup sexy Jim
20:14:34 <^bozojim> I am ok thanks
20:15:28 * MrMark stretches
20:15:54 <Blitzkrieg> Sexo
20:15:57 <Blitzkrieg> Sup man
20:16:03 Quit: robot ([email protected]) Quit: <+dematerialised> my anus needs to be replaced <+dematerialised> i used to be able to play revelie with me farts, now i just do basslines
20:19:53 * Blitzkrieg king hits exo
20:22:23 * MrMark yawns and stretches
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20:23:37 * ^Roshanda^ gets out a magnifying glass and tries to locate breakers "dick"
20:23:48 <^bozojim> lol
20:24:11 <Blitzkrieg> 404: Object not found
20:24:15 <Blitzkrieg> 😂
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20:27:12 <^Roshanda^> lol
20:29:22 <Blitzkrieg> Icey outside tonight
20:30:26 <^bozojim> 11c here still
20:30:57 <^Roshanda^> 16 c will drop to 11
20:31:14 <Blitzkrieg> 10 here atm
20:31:19 <Blitzkrieg> Feels less
20:31:44 <^Roshanda^> but its windy
20:31:49 <^Roshanda^> so i reckon it will be colder then that
20:31:52 <^bozojim> calm here
20:34:13 * Blitzkrieg cracks a beer n kicks back
20:35:07 <Blitzkrieg> Bbs
20:35:07 <lx> Bye for now Blitzkrieg...
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21:02:03 <lx> There goes the sweet fresh air in the room.
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21:02:22 <^bozojim> I hope I did not slap Exo into the middle of next year
21:02:44 <^bozojim> !top10
21:02:44 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(233978) 2. Exo(184782) 3. Blitzkrieg(70762) 4. Glenn(63626) 5. Chris(58947) 6. goddess_of_Cath^(58805) 7. chookmagnet(44203) 8. Zade(41853) 9. Devil45(40341) 10. DoC(26056)
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21:02:59 <^bozojim> hello cita
21:03:03 <Stranger> hi cita
21:03:12 <cita> Hi Stranger
21:03:18 <cita> ^bozojim: How are you?
21:03:25 <^bozojim> I am good
21:03:46 <slinky_J> just good
21:03:54 <^bozojim> yes tonight
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21:05:10 <^bozojim> I have got Men's shed tomorrow morning then I am xoming home to design another program
21:05:29 <slinky_J> well I've got a new tooth brush Miss.
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21:11:33 <lx> Tossers come, and tossers go... enjoy your remaining time here!
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21:12:10 <^bozojim> good evening Cath^
21:12:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
21:12:20 <^bozojim> !ttop10
21:12:20 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(73) 2. ^Roshanda^(31) 3. Blitzkrieg(28) 4. slinky_J(10) 5. Stranger(6) 6. MrMark(6) 7. cita(6) 8. Exo(3) 9. Lwaxana(2)
21:12:57 <^bozojim> oh no I could be given the boot again as I am out in front again
21:13:06 <Cath^> hi ^bozojim
21:13:38 <Cath^> you should be so lucky to feel my boot ;p
21:13:53 <^bozojim> I have been behaving tonight I have not hassled or attacked Exo
21:14:18 <^bozojim> I felt it twice last night ;)
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21:22:38 <slinky_J> Well short, well shagged.
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21:26:11 * Blitzkrieg spanks Cath
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21:26:24 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
21:26:28 <slinky_J> uh oh
21:27:00 <^bozojim> welcome back Cath^
21:27:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here is a breasfeedian
21:27:42 <MrMark> i can smell the pong
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21:33:57 <slinky_J> No more cocaine and chip suppers for [[[[[pong]]]]]
21:34:00 <^Roshanda^> hardly think anyone wants to breastfeed a fat lonley man who eats gravey 24/7
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21:34:18 <Cath^> :)
21:34:19 <^bozojim> welcome back Cath^
21:34:38 <Cath^> thank you Jim
21:34:43 <Blitzkrieg> Erotic
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21:34:48 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Cath
21:36:18 * Cath^ whistles n looks innocent
21:36:30 <Cath^> oh nothing :D
21:36:45 * Blitzkrieg raises an eyebrow
21:36:56 <Cath^> haha
21:37:27 <Cath^> always get a raise out of you
21:37:40 <Blitzkrieg> That's what she said.
21:38:04 <MrMark> sexy Cath
21:38:22 <Cath^> hi MrMark
21:45:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u mean slinky_J
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21:47:34 <MrMark> u behaving Cath?
21:48:22 <Cath^> haha
21:48:27 <Cath^> good one
21:49:16 <MrMark> better be
21:49:17 <MrMark> :P
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21:50:33 <lx> Attention... K-Mart shoppers... A tosser... has just entered... the room!
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21:51:03 <Cath^> i'm always good
21:53:10 <MrMark> ok i beleive u
21:53:46 <^bozojim> yes Cath^ is
21:53:51 <Cath^> see
21:53:54 <Cath^> ;)
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21:54:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii steven
21:54:19 <Blitzkrieg> Cath? Good?
21:54:22 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
21:54:44 * [[[[[pong]]]]] boogies with Blitzkrieg
21:54:58 <Blitzkrieg> Hi pong
21:55:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u like a big boogie
21:55:28 <Blitzkrieg> Nup
21:55:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> big smelly boogie
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22:00:22 <lx> Tossers come, and tossers go... enjoy your remaining time here!
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22:08:06 * MrMark drinks more JD
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22:09:28 <MrMark> shes back!!lookout!!
22:10:08 <Cath^> be very afraid
22:10:36 <MrMark> i am
22:11:10 <Cath^> then my work here is done ;)
22:12:20 <MrMark> scary woman
22:13:02 * Cath^ curtsies
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22:16:40 <Lwaxana> I am watching the Kettering Incident ... last episode.... someone will have to explain it to me ... I am so confused
22:16:52 <Cath^> lol
22:18:33 <MrMark> im always confused
22:20:24 <Lwaxana> ok its ended ... I have no idea what it all meant
22:20:32 <Lwaxana> eight episodes
22:20:43 <Cath^> and you can't get your time back lol
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22:36:37 <GoldSpade> hey w
22:38:34 * MrMark drinks more JD
22:43:48 <^Roshanda^> jd = jungle dick
22:44:07 <^bozojim> lol
22:44:08 <^Roshanda^> jd = jumbo dick
22:44:24 <Blitzkrieg> 😂
22:46:46 <MrMark> James' Dick
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22:52:45 <MrMark> im usually more pissed than this on a monday
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22:59:43 <GoldSpade> hmmm
22:59:43 <lx> ...ah huh...
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23:23:18 <Agent> Ok so somebody help me win a bet. I'm going to post a sentence from a book I have read. I think it's a really good sentence for guessing the book. The bet is, anybody who's read the book will know the book right away from this sentence. Someone tell me, without the assistance of google, what book this sentence is from:
23:23:22 <Agent> "All I really saw, though, was a rather seedy-looking old man intently studying a parchment scroll."
23:26:00 <NeXus> Polgara? Lol
23:26:06 <Agent> YOU WIN
23:26:07 <Agent> AND I WIN
23:26:09 <Agent> TA
23:26:30 <NeXus> The Sorceress?
23:26:35 <Agent> Correct weight
23:26:42 <Agent> Hahaha my brother is spewping
23:26:43 <NeXus> loll
23:26:46 <Agent> He's spewing, too.
23:26:56 <Agent> He owes me a beer. gg.
23:27:02 <Agent> He reckoned nobody would know it
23:27:34 <NeXus> well thats good for you you had won a beer
23:27:44 <Agent> I guess in some ways I owe you half a beer
23:27:56 <NeXus> nah
23:28:02 <NeXus> no need to
23:28:09 <NeXus> I'm already stoned.
23:28:11 <NeXus> lol
23:28:25 <Agent> Can I have your half of our beer? :P
23:29:54 <NeXus> no, I'm not drinking beer atm
23:30:01 <NeXus> rollin joints
23:30:03 <NeXus> ;P
23:30:23 <Agent> I mean the beer that we just won. Half of it is yours. Can I have it? :P
23:30:52 <Agent> Can I have *your* half of *our* beer. Get it? :P
23:30:53 <NeXus> sure sure :)
23:31:04 <NeXus> enjoy mate :)
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23:32:43 <Agent> REPTILE
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23:32:51 <reptile_> Ey
23:32:57 <Agent> Sup fool
23:33:03 <reptile_> Agent
23:33:18 <reptile_> nuthin
23:33:18 <georgeandwell> sgarn
23:33:22 <Agent> GEORGE
23:33:23 <georgeandwell> m8
23:33:24 <Agent> SUP
23:33:29 <georgeandwell> yo
23:33:31 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of losers
23:33:33 <Agent> Lol
23:33:34 <Blitzkrieg> Sup George
23:33:35 <Agent> Soz
23:33:36 <Agent> I'm bored
23:33:36 <georgeandwell> brutha
23:33:47 <georgeandwell> scarn m88
23:34:02 <reptile_> hi
23:34:42 <georgeandwell> gday
23:34:55 <Agent> I have a serious dilemma
23:35:01 <georgeandwell> k
23:35:04 <Agent> Should I watch The Force Awakens or Archer?
23:35:17 <Agent> Can't decide, brain melting :(
23:35:24 <georgeandwell> hm
23:35:31 <Agent> Both really good options
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23:36:39 <reptile_> isnt it funny when you go to the doctors for paracetamol and he prescribres you
23:36:48 <reptile_> Amoxycillin?
23:37:10 <georgeandwell> watch tv
23:37:21 <georgeandwell> air crash investigation
23:37:31 <georgeandwell> rbt
23:37:40 <reptile_> its 11:38
23:37:42 <georgeandwell> customs border patrol
23:37:43 <reptile_> not much on
23:37:44 <Agent> Reptile, that's... a bit strange
23:39:07 <reptile_> requires too much cncentration
23:39:11 <reptile_> concentration
23:39:49 <georgeandwell> camp
23:39:51 <reptile_> yep
23:39:52 <Agent> That's cause you took Amoxicillin
23:39:54 <georgeandwell> jew
23:40:00 <georgeandwell> conspiracy
23:40:03 <reptile_> ill be ok
23:40:05 <Agent> That shit has all kinds of side effects
23:40:16 <Agent> What was wrong with regular Penicillin?
23:40:24 <Blitzkrieg> Why would you go for paracetamol?
23:40:33 <Blitzkrieg> That's over the counter
23:40:36 <reptile_> pft
23:40:40 <reptile_> do i look like a dr 2 u?
23:40:43 <Agent> lol
23:42:37 <Agent> Unless you have pneumonia (go to emergency) Amox is a weird choice
23:42:39 <Agent> New doctor, bro.
23:43:03 <Blitzkrieg> Deffo
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