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16:32 Topic Is: Welcome to #Sydney ... the most popular channel on Austnet. The G spot is Reserved for George_Alpha.
16:32 Set By: (chookmagnet) on: Thu Jul 07 19:14:38 2016
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38:32 <GoldSpade> alllo
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04:55 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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15:54 <Lumeah> evening
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17:03 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
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33:51 <^Roshanda^> look jim ya friends here
33:55 * ^Roshanda^ points
36:30 <^bozojim> hi ^Roshanda^
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41:53 <^bozojim> good evening Lumeah
42:42 <Lumeah> evening jimmy
46:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
46:44 <reptile_> ;LMDGVBLKNFSGN'P;,GDM.,X;lkjdsgfhsk;nldaf'gj
47:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii reptile_
47:20 <reptile_> goin home to get pissed
48:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong come over
48:05 <Lumeah> *nods
03:37 <Glenn> Good evening ^bozojim! :)
03:52 <^bozojim> good evening Glenn :)
05:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> jim do u finger u asshole
05:55 <Glenn> [[[[[pong]]]]].... grow up!
09:11 <^Roshanda^> his balls havent dropped yet glenn ie why he acts like a baby
10:18 <Glenn> :P~~~~
10:30 <^Roshanda^> :p~~~~
10:53 <JackTheRipper> :p~~~~
11:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pooooo
11:44 <^bozojim> i say he lost them at the vet
11:47 <^Roshanda^> lol
13:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl at the tram stop called pong a sxybum
13:56 <Glenn> Them rubber bands sure take the drama out of the procedure.
14:00 <^Roshanda^> haha
14:13 <^bozojim> true tehy do
14:25 <^bozojim> put the elastrator on and a bit of pain and its all over
14:53 <^bozojim> if [[[[[pong]]]]] got on a tram it would bust where he stood or sat
15:12 <^bozojim> and a low floor would scrape along the road
15:54 <^Roshanda^> what balls
15:57 <^Roshanda^> their marble sized
16:05 <^Roshanda^> flick them hard and swat like flies
16:15 <^bozojim> lol
16:22 <^Roshanda^> ;p
16:52 <^Roshanda^> do a roadrunner and meep meep
17:06 <^Roshanda^> after u swat
17:20 <^bozojim> I heard [[[[[pong]]]]] went to the Dr who took one look at him in the waiting room and got his receptionist to speak to him and tell him the vet is down the road
17:26 <^Roshanda^> haha
17:46 <^Roshanda^> a horse one
17:51 <^Roshanda^> seeing he likes to finger ass
17:59 <^bozojim> yes
18:26 <^bozojim> and the vet took one look at him and says next visit he will have his final shot to put him out of his misery
18:33 <^Roshanda^> lol
18:39 <^Roshanda^> with his beloved gravey
18:45 <^bozojim> yes
19:09 <^Roshanda^> here lies [[[[pong]]]] covered in gravey now the ants will lick it clean
19:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how u know pong like gravey
19:45 <^Roshanda^> coz u talk about gravey all th etime
19:45 <^bozojim> his carer will give him a final meal of all his beloved gravy and then take him to the vet to be put to sleep
19:49 <^Roshanda^> numb skull
20:08 <^Roshanda^> do you finger your arse wth a gravey ladle?
20:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how u know pong ahve carer
20:44 <^bozojim> it is not hard to work out vegetable
20:49 <^Roshanda^> lol
21:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> her name mavis
21:17 <^bozojim> I pity the carer putting up with it
21:29 <^Roshanda^> same
22:47 <^bozojim> and cannot be a good carer as most would have given him given a visit by Rig O Mortis the deep sleep therapost using Tontine therapy
22:56 <^Roshanda^> lololo
23:13 <^bozojim> put it into a deep deep sleep
23:40 <^Roshanda^> rock it to sleep in a concrete bath
24:03 <^bozojim> yes very much
24:24 <^bozojim> or taught him to do a 13 turn tie knot
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24:31 <^bozojim> hello nate
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37:23 <^bozojim> and stay out
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43:21 <Jules> One wanker leaves another one joins!
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44:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Jules
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47:25 <GoldSpade> Jules: who are you reffering to
49:21 <JackTheRipper> Jules
49:34 <JackTheRipper> Time to put some chips in the oven
49:49 <Jules> `kick JackTheRipper fuck off!!!
49:49 Kick: JackTheRipper was kicked by ChanOP ([Jules] fuck off!!!)
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50:12 <^bozojim> hello Jules
50:31 <Jules> hello
53:41 <GoldSpade> maybe not comment on comments you shouldnt comment on
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20:21 <jigsaw> hi lx
20:21 <lx>  - Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
20:41 <jigsaw> TYPO!
20:57 <GoldSpade> lx you make alot of sense
20:57 <lx>  - It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
21:34 <jigsaw> easier to seek forgiveness than ask permission, get it right!
21:35 <jigsaw> :)
21:44 <^bozojim> hello jigsaw
21:50 <jigsaw> hi boz
21:57 <jigsaw> long time no chit chat
22:13 <^bozojim> it has been
24:27 <jigsaw> no news?
24:38 <jigsaw> hear zade got married
26:14 <^bozojim> not a lot here
26:23 <^bozojim> Zade and blitz are
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26:59 <jigsaw> think i could snap up jules? while shes not looking
27:11 <^bozojim> lol
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43:57 <Devil45> [19:56] <jigsaw> think i could snap up jules? while shes not looking <- you could try but i dont like your chances.
44:23 <jigsaw> hahah
44:32 <^bozojim> hello Devil45
44:40 <Devil45> its the cool jim
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51:04 <^Roshanda^> uhoh what did he do
52:14 <^bozojim> hello Zade
52:24 <Zade> hello ^bozojim
56:04 <Devil45> !seen Sunbeam
56:05 <StatsOP> Sunbeam ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 22 hours, 53 minutes ago stating (Quit: We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey.).
57:15 <Lumeah> don't know
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17:09 * President_Trump slaps Jules around a bit with a large trout
17:24 * President_Trump jumps in the spa with Jules and Kezzie, time to have some fun ladies
17:49 <jigsaw> wherez da kez?
19:35 <^Roshanda^> hospital
23:43 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLLL
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23:58 <JackTheRipper> Better get those chips a cooking, aye Jules?
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33:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
57:57 <jigsaw> congrats Blitzkrieg
58:02 <jigsaw> bout time you got in
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59:44 <GoldSpade> hehe
00:38 <GoldSpade> anyone ever done 10 yr reunion sex
00:58 <GoldSpade> sex from 10 years ago
01:16 <Lumeah> hmm..
01:16 <lx> ...ah huh...
01:36 <GoldSpade> found this bird that I used to bang 10 years ago
01:40 <GoldSpade> on facebook
01:49 <GoldSpade> sent her a msg
02:03 <GoldSpade> and she seems kind of glad to hear from me
02:12 <Lumeah> yeah?
02:36 <Lumeah> why u leave her?
02:53 <GoldSpade> she was a fb
02:56 <Lumeah> they say never go back
03:26 <GoldSpade> well it was a casual
03:54 <GoldSpade> but seemed to go on quite a bit
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04:02 <GoldSpade> from memory
04:20 <GoldSpade> Jewel wants to join the fun!
04:56 <GoldSpade> hm
04:56 <Lumeah> hi jewel
05:00 <Jewel> no i dont
05:02 <Jewel> hi Lumeah
05:09 <GoldSpade> hi Jewel
05:26 <Jewel> hi
06:05 <breaker> Hi Lumeah and Jewel :)
06:16 <Jewel> hello breaker
06:26 <GoldSpade> wonder what happend to that singer called jewel
06:27 <Lumeah> hi breaker
06:33 <Blitzkrieg> Hi Jewel
06:43 <Blitzkrieg> How are you babe?
06:58 <Jewel> who knows
07:01 <Lumeah> omh
07:03 <Jewel> hello Blitzkrieg im good and you
07:06 <Lumeah> omg..
07:17 <Lumeah> seriously.. put it away
07:49 <Blitzkrieg> Good babe
08:39 <Jewel> ok
08:47 <Blitzkrieg> What's new?
09:05 <Jewel> not much
09:07 <Jewel> you?
09:29 <Blitzkrieg> Bout the same
09:32 <Blitzkrieg> Kickin back
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11:38 <Lumeah> lol...
11:46 <Lumeah> loser.
11:56 <Blitzkrieg> Lumeah, abuse won't be tolerated here.
11:57 <Blitzkrieg> Thank you.
13:11 <GoldSpade> its never wrong to put on a royal show for the public
14:02 <Jewel> cool
14:19 <Blitzkrieg> So who are you Jewel?
14:44 <Jewel> noone
16:16 <breaker> Lumeah, Standing up against bullies is a must.. well done :)
16:22 <Devil45> [21:35] <GoldSpade> wonder what happend to that singer called jewel <- the singer doesnt look bad for a 42 year old.
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17:56 <georgeandwell_alpha> gidday m8
18:01 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it garn ay?
18:45 <^Roshanda^> crap now you joined
18:59 <Lumeah> hmm
18:59 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:37 <breaker> ^Roshanda^, Enough with the abuse thanks.
20:12 <Jewel> lol
20:15 <Jewel> is that abuse
20:21 <Jewel> safe space time
20:27 <Blitzkrieg> lol @ noond
20:30 <Blitzkrieg> Noone*
20:36 <Blitzkrieg> I feel like you're a reg
20:40 <Blitzkrieg> Can't put my finger on who
20:53 <Jewel> ex reg
20:54 <Jewel> who are you
20:59 <Blitzkrieg> I'm me :D
21:15 <Blitzkrieg> What were your previous nick(s)?
21:42 <Jewel> what was YOUR previous nick
21:56 <Blitzkrieg> MysteriousShado
22:13 <Jewel> hmmm interesting
22:13 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:14 <^Roshanda^> nuttin mysterious about you
22:19 <Jewel> lol
22:25 <Jewel> the other me is jennilo
22:42 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
22:44 <Blitzkrieg> You hahaha
22:50 <Blitzkrieg> The Maloo lover
22:52 <Jewel> yes
23:06 <Jewel> is that wrong
23:27 * Glenn knew a "Jewel" once apon atime, a long long time ago, but never heard of jennilo.
24:12 <Jewel> you dont need to know everyone
27:03 <Devil45> it reminds me of a server i once went to - joined their main channel said hello and was immediately questioned 'do i know you'
27:15 <Devil45> you dont have to know someone to say howdy
27:25 <Devil45> unless they change the rules of the channel(s)
28:32 <Jewel> safe space rules
31:33 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
32:03 <^Roshanda^> tis k blitz you can call and say hi its not like your going to lick me down the phone :P
32:22 <Blitzkrieg> Oh won't I? :P
32:31 <^Roshanda^> nope your in vic im in qld lol
32:36 <^Roshanda^> and ill pull that tongue
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33:03 <Jewel> oh lord
33:18 * Blitzkrieg gets moist
33:41 <^Roshanda^> haha
33:47 <^Roshanda^> im joking ;)
33:54 <Blitzkrieg> But am I? ;)
34:13 <Jewel> no you arent
34:15 <Devil45> that would be a tongue-o-phone if it were possible
34:17 <^Roshanda^> ill tell your sister to gimmie ya addy for that cock socks :p
34:19 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahaha
34:32 <Blitzkrieg> No
34:38 <^Roshanda^> yep!
35:22 <Blitzkrieg> Nope!
35:29 <^Roshanda^> yep!
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47:58 Quit: Jewel ([email protected]) Quit: bye
59:02 Quit: Devil45 ([email protected]) Quit: Computer programs are like women ... no matter how often you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.
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01:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
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06:25 <^bozojim> hello Cath^
08:21 <Cath^> hi ^bozojim
09:37 <^bozojim> I am behaving being rather quiet tonight
11:11 <Cath^> oh good
11:11 <Cath^> !ttop10
11:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Devil45(100) 2. GoldSpade(94) 3. Blitzkrieg(74) 4. ^Roshanda^(67) 5. jigsaw(48) 6. Jewel(45) 7. Lumeah(36) 8. ^bozojim(27) 9. President_Trump(25) 10. breaker(22)
11:29 <Cath^> wow i'm lagging bad!
12:12 <^bozojim> see how quiet I have been
12:45 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) EOF from client
12:49 <^bozojim> I have 0 secs to you
13:10 <Cath^> hmm
13:10 <lx> ...ah huh...
13:37 <^bozojim> !top10
13:39 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(218718) 2. Exo(183662) 3. nate(69118) 4. Blitzkrieg(68387) 5. shadsam(61929) 6. Glenn(61601) 7. Chris(56546) 8. goddess_of_Cath^(55562) 9. chookmagnet(41343) 10. Zade(40281)
14:00 <Cath^> !top20
14:00 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. Devil45(39171) 12. DoC(26043) 13. Skirmish(21233) 14. Jules(20690) 15. Cath^(16743) 16. President_Trump(16741) 17. JedStar(15750) 18. Kynetic(15124) 19. Tim-Sim(14629) 20. screwss(13339)
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14:41 <Tim-Sim> bullshit, when are those stats from?
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14:44 <^bozojim> wow I am now over thirty five thousand words ahead of Exo
15:12 <^bozojim> first ones are from 8pm the ones above are overall
15:28 <Tim-Sim> Have I typed 14629 words into this heap of shit?
15:42 <^bozojim> yes
15:57 <Cath^> !place Tim-Sim
15:59 <StatsOP> Tim-Sim is on place #19 out of 211.
16:25 <Tim-Sim> jesus christ, my life is going down hill rapidly
16:48 <Tim-Sim> how embarrassing
18:26 <^bozojim> why is that after all this is a chat channel for people to chat in
19:06 <^bozojim> and it is not good to see a chat room sitting dead and idle with people in not talking
20:25 <^bozojim> a nd when one is talking it does not take a lot for the words to mount up as I can attest to
20:36 <^bozojim> !ttop10
20:37 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(122) 2. Devil45(100) 3. GoldSpade(94) 4. Blitzkrieg(74) 5. ^Roshanda^(67) 6. jigsaw(48) 7. Jewel(45) 8. Lumeah(36) 9. Tim-Sim(28) 10. President_Trump(25)
21:23 <^bozojim> that is how easy it is to get the word count up that was ninety five words in that short a time and more now with this
22:23 <President_Trump> be quiet ^bozojim
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23:25 <^bozojim> President_Trump you do not have teh right or authority to tell me to be quiet
23:55 <President_Trump> be quiet ^bozojim
23:58 <^bozojim> I do not dribble and get myself banned at times :)
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24:31 <Sutekh> Jimbooooooooooooooo
24:37 <^bozojim> hello Sutekh
24:50 * ^bozojim gives Sutekh a super bucket of KFC
24:58 <Sutekh> Thanks
25:23 <Sutekh> ohh Jewel was here
27:34 <Cath^> Jim how can you be first again
28:03 <^bozojim> I do actually chat a little and every word counts
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32:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
33:30 <^bozojim> wb Cath^
33:40 <Cath^> thanks Jim
34:44 * President_Trump slaps Cath^ around a bit with a large trout
34:58 <Cath^> hi
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56:07 <shadsam> yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
59:52 <shadsam> u guys roxin
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