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00:00 <TokenDaRing> No one likes breaker anymore
00:00 <tisk> in a song
00:00 <Pete> ahahahaha
00:00 <tisk> hi Pete 
01:00 <Pete> sup
01:00 <tisk> nuffin listening to tunes
02:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Oct 24, 2009) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 172,609,958 views - 979,850 likes (95%), 51,984 dislikes (5%)
02:00 <tisk> ok pete
02:00 <tisk> what person am i thinking of
03:00 <Pete> the other pete
03:00 <Pete> Peiter
03:00 <Pete> or something
03:00 <tisk> nah
03:00 <tisk> im not a junkie
03:00 <tisk> i dont think about him
04:00 <Pete> when your ignored by services , how long until it lets you ident?
04:00 <Pete> agian
05:00 <tisk> pete
05:00 <tisk> i do think about someone but
05:00 <Pete> But?
05:00 <tisk> never met them
06:00 <Soda> about time, ive got 2 nicknames :P
06:00 <tisk> nice
07:00 <tisk> chance choice change
07:00 <tisk> but isnt a chance a choice for change
07:00 <Chance> no
07:00 <Chance> its just a nickname
07:00 <Chance> i change into sometimes
08:00 <tisk> cool :)
08:00 <Chance> depends on what I feel Like out of the other nickname Soda Pete Chance
08:00 <Chance> another nickname = Trouble
08:00 <tisk> hhehehe
11:00 <redaz> supp chirpas
12:00 <tisk> hi
16:00 <redaz> hey tisk
17:00 <tisk> hows it going
18:00 <redaz> yes and no
18:00 <tisk> ??
19:00 <tisk> redaz, someone on here said they gonna call cops on me cause i made a song
19:00 <tisk> lols
20:00 <redaz> oh yer
20:00 <tisk> yep
22:00 <thestig> tisk im calling the cops
23:00 <thestig> the song was too good u must of stole it
23:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZ20iqT1C0
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: austnet help replys (Nov 1, 2014) Length: 1:26 - Category: Music - 28 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
24:00 <tisk> lols
25:00 <TokenDaRing> That's funny
26:00 <tisk> shit ppl come to troll
26:00 <tisk> making a point to themselves
27:00 <redaz> coppas  coppas punch in the face
15:00 <subway> its Bastardly_One the pedo
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Holy crap B1 is still alive
16:00 <subway> b1 the pedo
16:00 <subway> he's back for jen
16:00 <subway> and tisk
16:00 <tisk> yay
16:00 <tisk> i got steam working
16:00 <TokenDaRing> Nice tisk
16:00 <tisk> fucken it wouldnt reset my password
16:00 <tisk> thru the program
17:00 <tisk> then i did pw reset on site it didnt work
17:00 <tisk> then i found help site did it there
17:00 <tisk> it worked
17:00 <subway> tisk
17:00 <subway> u got good games on steam?
17:00 <tisk> only blacks ops 2
18:00 <tisk> and hl2
18:00 <tisk> cs source
19:00 <TokenDaRing> tisk: Get ARK, that game is fun
20:00 <tisk> oh
20:00 <tisk> i just want do dm
20:00 <tisk> in cod
21:00 <tisk> wish nbn was here
21:00 <tisk> atm
22:00 <tisk> 4 hours would be 20mins
24:00 <redaz> huh
25:00 <tisk> might actuall download doom bfg edition on ps3
25:00 <tisk> never finished that
25:00 <TokenDaRing> I've got that on Steam
25:00 <tisk> or i got max paybe 3
26:00 <tisk> on ps3
26:00 <tisk> thats hard
26:00 <tisk> i ran out of ammo
26:00 <tisk> then got sick of it
26:00 <subway> tisk get some good games
26:00 <subway> and ill play u
26:00 <tisk> or i could update grand turismo 6
27:00 <tisk> i own like 40 ps3 download games
28:00 <tisk> need upgrade my ps3 hdd
28:00 <tisk> i got outrun on ps3
28:00 <tisk> thats cool fun
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Outrun is great
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Good music
29:00 <tisk> k
30:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK0BZ5ZkeC4&list=PLPnDYki-MdiV6323Azw5rTaDXVE7SJEUv
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Out Run Europa Compilation - 01 - Intrun (Aug 10, 2013) Length: 0:34 - Category: Music - 1,394 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <tisk> food
33:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh
41:00 <Pyro-> yerp
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
57:00 <Pyro-> aww
57:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: Legend had it that you passed on
06:00 <subway> haha passed on
06:00 <subway> he passed another young kids cock
06:00 <subway> for his ass
06:00 <steven_> lol
14:00 <Pyro-> sounds legit
13:00 <subway> hello Bastardly_One how is it going?
17:00 <bee_hornet> http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2016/01/how-to-view-the-alignment-of-the-five-visible-planets/
34:00 <bee_hornet> © 2015 Wilfrid Laurier University
42:00 <Ugly_man> morning all
44:00 <Ugly_man> yes it is
02:00 <Exo> Good morningg
17:00 <tisk> hi morning 
17:00 <tisk> you have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyv6eUzMW6Q
18:00 <tisk> barlow nup
18:00 <tisk> i have high standards
18:00 <tisk> i set my goals high
19:00 <tisk> bar low
19:00 <tisk> yep going to pubs
19:00 <tisk> for drinks
19:00 <tisk> is low
19:00 <tisk> i made a song of someone
19:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyv6eUzMW6Q
19:00 <Barlow> that's terrible...
19:00 <tisk> nope
19:00 <Barlow> (the puns, not the song)
20:00 <tisk> its adele
20:00 <tisk> if i can remix adele
20:00 <tisk> with out trying
20:00 <tisk> to say
20:00 <tisk> how much i feel for someone
20:00 <tisk> hot eyes stay away
20:00 <tisk> hot eyes turn down a band thou
20:00 <Barlow> tisk, you use IRC like William Shatner speaks
21:00 <tisk> hot eyes stay away
21:00 <tisk> that song is saying i love someone
22:00 <tisk> but i have to stay away
22:00 <tisk> cause they would just hurt me
23:00 <tisk> hot eyes turn down ah
23:00 <tisk> hot eyes stay away
23:00 <tisk> but ah hot eyes
23:00 <tisk> fire
23:00 <tisk> hot eyes
23:00 <tisk> you body
23:00 <tisk> your body hot eyes
23:00 <tisk> her eyes
23:00 <tisk> if someone spends time to make a song like that for u
23:00 <tisk> u should show them respect
23:00 <tisk> and not be a fucken liar
24:00 <tisk> stay away that u played
24:00 <tisk> and that u played
24:00 <tisk> fire fire
25:00 <tisk> i hoped i couldnt wait
26:00 <tisk> u got me
26:00 <tisk> guy owns home never has to do thing in his life
26:00 <tisk> oh u got Barlow 
26:00 <tisk> fucken hot eyes
26:00 <tisk> to many lies
27:00 <Barlow> um... okay then...
28:00 <tisk> purple eyes
28:00 <tisk> lols
29:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL-FoJxli_Q
29:00 <tisk> well as u fuck u dance
30:00 <tisk> well as u fuck u dance hard ha ha hard
30:00 <tisk> well well well welll dance don
30:00 <tisk> im a don
30:00 <tisk> of techno
31:00 <tisk> see the nrg
31:00 <tisk> i put in my dances
31:00 <tisk> or u want some fat cunt
31:00 <tisk> can ever fuck for 20minutes
31:00 <tisk> cant
32:00 <tisk> im sure women would prefer
32:00 <tisk> a guy to fuck them for hours
32:00 <tisk> rather then 5 fucken minutes
33:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tKhfg3aAUQ
34:00 <tisk> watch wah wah watch what waht
35:00 <tisk> fave rave fuck fuck ah
35:00 <tisk> watch what
35:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRqRcIeI94Q
36:00 <tisk> after u listen to that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4FQfhlNTiA
36:00 <tisk> shut fool
36:00 <tisk> that goes for u
36:00 <tisk> shut ya mouth
37:00 <thestig> lol
37:00 <tisk> cause
37:00 <tisk> if fuck i fuck at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj9TIZ0cslE
40:00 <tisk> 3 likes\
40:00 <tisk> :/
40:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbi3siltMSY
41:00 <tisk> fucken slut inst
41:00 <tisk> fuck fuck fucken slut inst
41:00 <tisk> fucken son of bitch
41:00 <thestig> i dont like the new one
42:00 <tisk> fucken slut
42:00 <tisk> which one 
42:00 <thestig> <tisk> if fuck i fuck at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj9TIZ0cslE
42:00 <tisk> kk thats the old one
42:00 <tisk> made that first
42:00 <thestig> oh good
43:00 <tisk> here we ga
43:00 <tisk> we get wet
43:00 <tisk> fave rave fuk fuk huh
43:00 <tisk> here we ga there there wet
43:00 <tisk> their their wet
44:00 <tisk> watch what
46:00 <tisk> come here we ga here ga their their wet
46:00 <tisk> you ga
46:00 <tisk> fave rave fuk fuk huh
46:00 <tisk> watched what
47:00 <cgodfx> you ok tisk ?
50:00 <tisk> i making the "here we go here we go fucken enough fucken slut" song now
51:00 <steven_> lol
00:00 <tisk> thestig, 
00:00 <tisk> StatsOP, 
00:00 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/some-fuck-of-bitch
00:00 <tisk> thats the dumb fuck edit
00:00 <tisk> preview
02:00 <thestig> its better when u dont cut the words off 
15:00 <tisk> ashleighxtrinity, 
15:00 <tisk> https://youtu.be/ZzrRSANyKP8
16:00 <tisk> fucken breaker 
16:00 <tisk> u posting comments on my youtube makes u the one in the wrong
18:00 <tisk> bitch which what
18:00 <tisk> witch which what
19:00 <tisk> wat 
19:00 <tisk> wat wat wa wa wat wat
25:00 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qos8o6y7mQs
45:00 <tisk> hey
45:00 <tisk> https://youtu.be/QSaj15Wu-mA
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: all i want is hey hey hey 2016 techno music video (Jan 21, 2016) Length: 3:03 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <tisk> miley
04:00 <Sara-Serina> ta
14:00 <tisk> coffee ;p
52:00 <cgodfx> Mr Magnet
54:00 <chookmagnet> cgodfx
55:00 <tisk> no one ever invites me any where
55:00 <tisk> and is not cause i am bad person
55:00 <tisk> cause i nice
56:00 <tisk> if ppl would give a shit
56:00 <chookmagnet> tisk
56:00 <chookmagnet> so you are a follower?
56:00 <tisk> no
56:00 <tisk> be nice to know humans
56:00 <chookmagnet> yeah
56:00 <chookmagnet> get yourself a cat 
57:00 <Sara-Serina> hes got one...
03:00 <tisk> <"go fuck yourself"> cough
03:00 <tisk> oh shit did i say that
04:00 <tisk> im gonna die of liver failure next year
04:00 <tisk> and noone has ever given a shit about me
04:00 <tisk> or have a stroke
04:00 <tisk> thats the life
05:00 <tisk> going die all ways being lied too
05:00 <israeli> people are aborting full grown goats
07:00 <israeli> goats with the rectangled eyes
56:00 <Sara-Serina> hiya jules
05:00 <chookmagnet> midday to you Jules
12:00 <Devil45> only 11.40 here
34:00 <Devil45> yea but im in sa so we are behind the eastern states (god i hate daylight saving - we should all be on the same time)
41:00 <cgodfx> it's it usually to the exact hour thats its either behind or in front ?
46:00 <TokenDaRing> cgodfx: Not SA or NT
46:00 <TokenDaRing> They're +9.5 GMT
46:00 <Devil45> sa is half an hour behind the eastern states
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Or +10.GMT during DST
46:00 <Devil45> and ahead of wa
46:00 <TokenDaRing> to.5*
47:00 <Devil45> +09:30
47:00 <Devil45> but whos counting
48:00 <chookmagnet> Sara-Serina
49:00 <Devil45> this past week has been warm and humid as hell
51:00 <cgodfx> ahh ok so to a 30min or 1 hour
51:00 <cgodfx> not like 1hour 18min behind 
51:00 <cgodfx> it would be 1hour 30min 
52:00 <Devil45> something like that. either way sa is ahead of wa all year round
52:00 <Devil45> :)
15:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: afk]
27:00 <Exo> Tisk the pissssss
27:00 <chookmagnet> Exo
27:00 <MostWanted> TokenDaRing
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Hi MostWanted, how are you today?
27:00 <TokenDaRing> :)
27:00 <MostWanted> better than you
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Good to hear
32:00 <chookmagnet> MostWanted
32:00 <chookmagnet> what tension should be on the g string
34:00 <chookmagnet> TokenDaRing :o)
34:00 <TokenDaRing> MostWanted didn't seem to like me much
35:00 <chookmagnet> after all with a name like Mostwanted shouldn't they be special
35:00 <chookmagnet> a musician 
35:00 <chookmagnet> i love trolls as you can see
36:00 <chookmagnet> it was either the 3rd string on a 6 string guitar
36:00 <chookmagnet> or 
36:00 <chookmagnet> well we all now what a g string is
36:00 <chookmagnet> anorexic budgie smugglers
38:00 <Devil45> you might like trolls but i despise them
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I find them entertaining
41:00 <chookmagnet> Devil45
41:00 <chookmagnet> I like Trolls
41:00 <chookmagnet> I give em shite as long and hard as they like
42:00 <Devil45> ah yes
42:00 <chookmagnet> an hour of truths does some in
42:00 <Devil45> but some cant handle the truth
42:00 <chookmagnet> IE: this is not a computer game, a human is chatting not someone you can beat in a game
42:00 <chookmagnet> wb MostWanted
42:00 <MostWanted> thanks chookmagnet
43:00 <chookmagnet> can you please tell me the tension
43:00 <chookmagnet> or have you tossed away your guitar
43:00 <MostWanted> for what
43:00 <chookmagnet> for the 3rd string on my accoustic
43:00 <Devil45> guitar tuning?
43:00 <chookmagnet> yeah
43:00 <Devil45> think theres a proggy you can tune a guitar to
44:00 <Devil45> some old pc prog
44:00 <chookmagnet> I not only am a digital artist who's timing is wonderful
44:00 <chookmagnet> i play guitar for therapy
44:00 <chookmagnet> got my results in yesterday
44:00 <Jules> me too chookmagnet
44:00 <chookmagnet> manic depressive and anxiety
45:00 <chookmagnet> I have an art agent
46:00 <chookmagnet> 3 years ago I was about to negotiate artworks on linen for BHP
46:00 <chookmagnet> yeah ming tax and mining crash
46:00 <chookmagnet> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
46:00 <chookmagnet> sit out a few years 
46:00 <chookmagnet> still in rat and cockroach infested housing
46:00 <chookmagnet> :/
47:00 <chookmagnet> Then to discover the Royal Irish/Scottish bloodline
48:00 <chookmagnet> well that really annyed me
48:00 <chookmagnet> annoyed
48:00 <chookmagnet> as Queen Elizabeth once said
48:00 <chookmagnet> We are not amused
48:00 <TokenDaRing> That was Queen Victoria
48:00 <Devil45> yep it was queen victoria
49:00 <chookmagnet> TokenDaRing thanks
49:00 <chookmagnet> as long as it wasn't eddie Mercury :P
49:00 <Devil45> freddie mercury
49:00 <chookmagnet> we eeeeeee pick the champinions my friend
50:00 <chookmagnet> was saying edie becasue eddie murphy should play him
50:00 <chookmagnet> it's so exciting when she beeeeennnnnnds
51:00 <Devil45> best eddie murphy role was axel foley
09:00 <chookmagnet> school holidays end for some next week
09:00 <Devil45> yup
10:00 <Devil45> so theres a rule about nicks i take it
12:00 <Devil45> i cannot believe if it was in the nick list it was under mine
12:00 <Devil45> nope
13:00 <Devil45> ;p
13:00 <Devil45> i blame the presbyopia
13:00 <chookmagnet> this reminds me of the Simpsons episode with the Giant advertising
13:00 <chookmagnet> Just don't look, just don't look
13:00 <chookmagnet> 'old errrrrr
14:00 <Devil45> i feel old
43:00 <nieve> wonder how many dvds world of warcraft would compress too
43:00 <nieve> 30gig
43:00 <nieve> hmm
43:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
00:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GMTvBR2e64
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tamworth Country Gold - Toyota Golden Guitars 2015 (Feb 10, 2015) Length: 44:31 - Category: Travel & Events - 6,193 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Hi beehhh
02:00 <beehhh> hi buddy
03:00 <beehhh> we re going to surfie to score maccas?
03:00 <TokenDaRing> No
03:00 <beehhh> nandos
04:00 <beehhh> i might had it somewhere wait a minnie...
19:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/MePV0
36:00 <Sara-Serina> back [r: afk] [2h21m21s]
44:00 <beehhh> afl
45:00 <beehhh> is lizzy from wilson prom here
46:00 <beehhh> she 42 now
46:00 <beehhh> 40 i think
58:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is a gayvil
58:00 <beehhh> breaking news
59:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> I'm going to sell you to another woman
04:00 <Devil45> i hate to say it but beehhh is a moron
04:00 <TokenDaRing> He is
04:00 <TokenDaRing> If you hit him with a car, he wouldn't notice
04:00 <Devil45> next time he joins i will add him to ignore and he will be the first for this year.
05:00 <Devil45> maybe not token but the car would surely notice
09:00 <Devil45> my wife agrees with you on that :)
18:00 <Devil45> im watching the hoff on youtube. classic knight rider.
57:00 <koramas> a
04:00 <Exo> happy hour
13:00 <Kezzie> hugs Glenhugs Exo
13:00 <Kezzie> hi georgeandwell
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
14:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whas goin on 
15:00 <Exo> welcome back Kezzie :)
15:00 <Sara-Serina> ;/
16:00 <Kezzie> ta Exo
17:00 <Chris> Ana Banana
21:00 <Exo> hope ur back for good now kez 
21:00 <Exo> we have missed u 
22:00 <Ana_Ng> chris swiss
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi all
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hope ur dping well
27:00 <Exo> george are u going clubbing tonight
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Hi georgeandwell-alpha
33:00 <Kezzie> hope so Exo fingers crossed
33:00 <Kezzie> wb daughter
39:00 <Exo> julesy :)
39:00 <Exo> petey :)
41:00 <Jules> Hey Exoy
41:00 <Sara-Serina> Jules! chicken turned out good
42:00 <Jules> im sooooo happy for you Sara
42:00 <Jules> :)
42:00 <Sara-Serina> yummo
42:00 <Sara-Serina> boys will be farting butter chicken
42:00 <Sara-Serina> watch
49:00 <SpunkyGuy> Hi Kezzie 
49:00 <steven_> hi spunky
54:00 <tisk> bitch
54:00 <tisk> lols
54:00 <TokenDaRing> Who?
55:00 <tisk> ppl that dont come back cause they dont know whats good for them
56:00 <tisk> thats who
56:00 <Pete> tisk why you starting trouble?
57:00 <tisk> ?
57:00 <tisk> i didnt start it
58:00 <tisk> im not person makes me fall in love with them when i was near death
58:00 <tisk> and never comes back
59:00 <tisk> doing shrooms 50 times in 2 months does make u healthy
59:00 <tisk> ??
59:00 <tisk> what
59:00 <tisk> they should have let me die
17:00 <TokenDaRing> Hi tisk
17:00 <tisk> _
17:00 <steven_> .
18:00 <DoC> Hi tisk
18:00 <DoC> Where's the next video tisk?
19:00 <tisk> ...
22:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
23:00 <redaz> my crackers
23:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
23:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
24:00 <tisk> nah man
24:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> raaaaaaad
25:00 <tisk> when u have a heart come back
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> not a fan of gas bbq
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> charcoal is best
28:00 <Jules>  4 what georgeandwell-alpha???
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> cookin
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Evening gang
30:00 <Lwaxana> hi
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
31:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> havent had a charcoal bbq in long time
32:00 <TokenDaRing> hi georgeandwell-alpha
32:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
32:00 <TokenDaRing> georgeandwell-alpha: Any dates?
35:00 <anotherirc3r> hey Glennnnnnnn!! :)
36:00 <Zade> hello tisk
36:00 <Zade> hello anotherirc3r
36:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Zade
37:00 <Lumeah2> hi zade
39:00 <Exo> G'day zade lumeah Jen
39:00 <anotherirc3r> Exo!!!
39:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sexo my good man
39:00 <Zade> hello Exo, how are you handsome?
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Whats new?
40:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuY_VHzKdjc
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Slo-Mo" TAC Anti Speed TV Ad (Dec 1, 2009) Length: 1:00 - Category: Film & Animation - 136,336 views - 377 likes (97.4%), 10 dislikes (2.6%)
40:00 <Exo> Not much fellas
40:00 <steven_> hello Blitzkrieg
40:00 <steven_> :}
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup steven_ 
40:00 <Exo> The weeknd
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheers cuz
41:00 <TokenDaRing> georgeandwell-alpha: How are you buddy?
41:00 <Zade> hello Blitzkrieg
43:00 <Zade> in my special spot?
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> No other place ;D
44:00 <beehhh> http://www.ecumenicalnews.com/article/alien-covenant-prometheus-2-news-director-confirms-a-pretty-hard-r-rating-for-the-film-sequel/37588.htm
44:00 <DoC> theotherplace?
44:00 <Exo> Wot wot in tisks butt
44:00 <beehhh> aliens are as real as we are
45:00 <beehhh> i had seen their crafts with my very eyes
48:00 <Exo> Space jam is very real
50:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
50:00 <Zade> so is home and away 
51:00 <anotherirc3r> scary..
53:00 <Exo> Harold bishop
05:00 <Sara-Serina> !top10
05:00 <Sara-Serina> !ttop10
05:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sara-Serina
05:00 <^bozoJim> thank you saves me doing it
05:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
06:00 <Sara-Serina> no worries
06:00 <anotherirc3r> you're still #1 Jim.. it's okay
06:00 <Lumeah2> hi
06:00 <anotherirc3r> don't get violent..
06:00 <^bozoJim> hello anotherirc3r hugs
06:00 <^bozoJim> hello Lumeah
06:00 <Lumeah2> hows u
06:00 <^bozoJim> i am good thank you
06:00 <SpunkyGuy> Hey anotherirc3r
06:00 <^bozoJim> How are you?
06:00 <SpunkyGuy> hey Lumeah
06:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
06:00 <^bozoJim> hello SpunkyGuy
06:00 <anotherirc3r> heya SpunkyGuy
06:00 <SpunkyGuy> hi bozoJim
06:00 <SpunkyGuy> how are you ?
06:00 <SpunkyGuy> how are you anotherirc3r
07:00 <SpunkyGuy> great
07:00 <SpunkyGuy> hey Lumeah
07:00 <SpunkyGuy> how are you Lumeah 
07:00 <anotherirc3r> not bad thanks
07:00 <^bozoJim> i had a good day had to see the GP and had what I have confirmed
08:00 <^bozoJim> the results of the brain scans are back and sure enough, if I had another brain cell, it would be lonely
08:00 <Sara-Serina> lol
09:00 <tisk> cricket
09:00 <tisk> lols
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Hey tisk
09:00 <^bozoJim> and the clanging I get when I move my head is a sngle piece of dust clanging around in the vacuum that is my brain space
09:00 <^bozoJim> hello TokenDaRing
10:00 <^bozoJim> not really
10:00 <^bozoJim> good evenign Exo
10:00 <Exo> pisssssssSSs
10:00 <^bozoJim> thak you
10:00 <Exo> good evening jimothy 
10:00 <^bozoJim> how are you this evening Exo?
11:00 <^bozoJim> I went to the eye specialist yesterday and came out wit conjunctivitis
11:00 <Exo> good mate
11:00 <Exo> whats cookin
11:00 <^bozoJim> good to hear
11:00 <^bozoJim> not a lot tonight I used soem of the sausage rools I had in the freezer and reheated tehm
12:00 <^bozoJim> I have red lentils washed and soaking overnight
12:00 <Exo> u got pink eye?
12:00 <^bozoJim> I got brick red eye
12:00 <^bozoJim> well, es it is called pink eye
13:00 <^bozoJim> not at all I got a rose coloured sclera
13:00 <^bozoJim> I am on chlorsig ointment q6h
13:00 <^bozoJim> which one?
14:00 <Exo> ill get u some yellow wayfarers
14:00 <^bozoJim> laughing out loud I am sure you will Exo
15:00 <^bozoJim> I will be ok I am built tough and have lost count of the amoutn of times I have had pink eye over the years
15:00 <Exo> mrmark its getting dark
15:00 <MrMark> in the park
15:00 <Exo> u and jim better be getting to the park soon
15:00 <^bozoJim> and most of the times it is from going to see an ophthalmologist or optomertrist and they do not wash tehir lenses between patients
15:00 <MrMark> i have the boiled lollies
16:00 <Exo> yes lots of bacteria there
16:00 <^bozoJim> and it is so easy to wips an alchohol swab over the lens when you are done
17:00 <^bozoJim> or sit it in betadine or chlorohexadine
17:00 <^bozoJim> and wipe it dr when you want to use it
17:00 <^bozoJim> dry
18:00 <Exo> very easy but lazy practices occur
18:00 <MrMark> doctors r fuckwits
19:00 <^bozoJim> yes the do and a dr at tiems just is too busy or wants to puch the patients through to rake in teh dollars
19:00 <^bozoJim> some are I know a lot of good drs who go out of their way to make it safe for all
19:00 <^bozoJim> I know one clinic had an out break of viral conjunctivitis in their area
20:00 <^bozoJim> being viral there is no medical treatment for it and it has to be dealt with by the body itself
20:00 <Exo> terrible
20:00 <^bozoJim> so, they se up what they called the leper room just to see these patients and after every one all equipment was wiped down and event eh seat was wiped down
21:00 <^bozoJim> and i had it too at the time so I had a thought
21:00 <^bozoJim> I got soem small bells, made a ring of them and came into the office ringing the belsl saying unclean like one with leprosy use to say
21:00 <^bozoJim> that cracked them up and gave all of us soem light entertainment without compromising anthing
22:00 <^bozoJim> they pinched my bells and thereafter when I went in the would ring the bells that were up on a hook to herald m arrival
22:00 <TokenDaRing> ^bozoJim likes to engage in some good clean fun with SydneyCouple while wearing those bells
23:00 <^bozoJim> not at all just at the eye clinic where it is all safe and no one gets hurt or offended
23:00 <^bozoJim> and if a patient did theyw ere told to grow up and enjoy some good clean harmless fun
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Where are your two friends anyway bozo?
24:00 <^bozoJim> they are not my two friends
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Exo or DoC keep telling me you brought them here
24:00 <TokenDaRing> Is that true?
25:00 <^bozoJim> i did not bring them here did not know them til they arrived and I worked out what they were on about in their talking
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Playing the innocent card.
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well done.
25:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> yo
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of wannabe players
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup georgeandwell-alpha 
26:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Blitzkrieg
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Jim?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> georgeandwell-alpha: You should hook up with SydneyCouple
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> why mate
27:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks with I did not have pink eye though
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lose 2 virginitys in 1 night
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
27:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> im confused
28:00 <Lumeah2> then get out
28:00 <Lumeah2> out out out out i say
28:00 <Lumeah2> !!!
28:00 <TokenDaRing> georgeandwell-alpha: SydneyCouple sound like your kind of people
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lose it to Mr SydneyCouple and Mrs SydneyCouple georgeandwell-alpha 
28:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> errr
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> mate im no bi
29:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> u fags
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well with your attitude last night..
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Theres no way youd get a woman
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> So this is the closest youll get.
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of guys who pull women
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup nate?
31:00 <nate> u mean trannies?
31:00 <nate> hi der wonder bar Blitzkrieg
32:00 <Exo> LOL nate your so in
32:00 <nate> the cold park is where i belong
32:00 <subway> darren tell us about the parcel you sent to jen
32:00 <nate> in the wet grass
32:00 <MrMark> wet grass in ya ass
35:00 <subway> nobody talking
35:00 <subway> its friday night
35:00 <subway> get amongst it
35:00 <subway> dont sit there crying about heatbreakers
35:00 <subway> *heartbreakers
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> i am
36:00 <subway> a pedo
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> lol
36:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> that was very out of context
38:00 <anotherirc3r> that's unusual for Jerome
39:00 <^bozoJim> takes a seat and sits quietly so he does not get the crow bar again tonight
42:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Skirmish
43:00 <anotherirc3r> what did you do this time Jim?
44:00 <^bozoJim> you see anotherirc3r the problem is whenever I get to be top chatter for the day, Exo gets out his crow bar and applies it to my head as i do not know a crowning for being top or talking too much
44:00 <tisk> fuck this
44:00 <^bozoJim> but I do have a ten thousand word limit a day and if I go over ten thousand any day, i have been told I will be banned for health reasons
44:00 <tisk> when you grow up
44:00 <tisk> contact me\
45:00 <anotherirc3r> what's with him?
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
46:00 <Sara-Serina> away [r: playing generals]
46:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> sounds unstable
47:00 <Sara-Serina> wonder if wankyguy will come back
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Who is wankyguy?
48:00 <^bozoJim> i think he is on the way down
49:00 <subway> jen you are here for ^bozoJim?
49:00 <subway> he is your next?
49:00 <anotherirc3r> recycling old material as usual i see Jerome
49:00 <anotherirc3r> i guess i expected too much from you though
50:00 <redaz> im next
50:00 <subway> recylcing what?
50:00 <subway> im asking if ^bozoJim is your next loser?
50:00 <anotherirc3r> 'recycling' 
50:00 <subway> jen
50:00 <subway> did darren cum in you?
51:00 <anotherirc3r> and the whole 'next victim' thing is getting old
51:00 <subway> its not old
51:00 <subway> it will never get old
51:00 <subway> you come here to fuck despo losers like yourself
51:00 <subway> thats all u do
51:00 <subway> you let breaker eat your pussy in a cheap shit stained motel
51:00 <subway> im cool
51:00 <redaz> i had a mmunch too
51:00 <subway> are u?
52:00 <subway> redaz you will be next or have already been there
52:00 <redaz> ill be next but i ate it a couple of times
52:00 <Lwaxana> ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
53:00 <subway> ^ there goes parcel boy
54:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Lwaxana
54:00 <Lwaxana> hi
55:00 <subway> how are you ^bozoJim?
58:00 <^bozoJim> welcome back Blitzkrieg
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheets
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cheers 
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not yet lol
58:00 <subway> he's come back for jen
58:00 <subway> and wookie
58:00 <anotherirc3r> hush Jerome
59:00 <anotherirc3r> what's with the hostility?
59:00 <subway> hush?
59:00 <Lwaxana> subway yes hush
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm here for you subway
59:00 <subway> well you are bisexual
59:00 <subway> so yeh
59:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Only for you sweety ;)
59:00 <Lwaxana> oh how dreadful
59:00 <subway> darren how much do you weigh now days?
59:00 <subway> more or less than jen?
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> 250kg
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rollin down the street
00:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm 400kg
00:00 <tisk> bullshit
00:00 <Lwaxana> wonder what the bisexual version of homophobic is?
00:00 <tisk> single Lwaxana 
01:00 <tisk> wouldnt that be the version
01:00 <anotherirc3r> interesting..
01:00 <subway> tisk do you love jen?
01:00 <Lwaxana> ahhhh biphobia
01:00 <tisk> im not allowed to subway
02:00 <DoC> thats good for jen
02:00 <Lwaxana> who's Jen?
02:00 <DoC> anotherirc3r
02:00 <subway> Lwaxana she is girl that let pollock lick her pussy in motel
02:00 <subway> element
02:00 <subway> breaker in here
03:00 <Lwaxana> subway you sound jelous
03:00 <subway> she met tisk and hooked up with him in his piss stained unit 
03:00 <tisk> then i met her
03:00 <tisk> kissed her
03:00 <tisk> then ppl on here
03:00 <tisk> started calling me rapist
03:00 <DoC> lmao
03:00 <tisk> so did her head in
03:00 <subway> but you are rapist tisk
03:00 <DoC> tisk, stop it 
03:00 <tisk> so she is scared to see me
03:00 <tisk> u fucken stop it
03:00 <subway> you raped pollock
03:00 <subway> in noble park station toilets
04:00 <Lwaxana> well I suggest you just take it to private ...we really dont care to hear about it
04:00 <subway> jen told me
04:00 <subway> sorry Lwaxana you right
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> This escalated quickly 
04:00 <subway> too much personal info
04:00 <anotherirc3r> like i'd tell you anything
04:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't even like you
04:00 <subway> hahaha
04:00 <subway> jen you told me everything
04:00 <subway> about Blitzkrieg and breaker
04:00 <subway> and every other guy
04:00 <anotherirc3r> 'every other guy'
04:00 <subway> shall i refresh your memory with the pastebin logs?
04:00 <DoC> Exactly take it to somewhere else
04:00 <subway> its you who told me to post the pic of darrens heartbreaker aus post parcel jen
04:00 <^bozoJim> good evening DoC
05:00 <subway> and you love me
05:00 <anotherirc3r> HAHA
05:00 <subway> u just playing sad jen because im not kissing ur ass
05:00 <anotherirc3r> oh.. you were being serious?
05:00 <DoC> LOL
05:00 <DoC> Evening jim
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooooooool @ kick msg
06:00 <Lwaxana> I loathe double standards
06:00 <^bozoJim> I like that one Lwaxana well done
06:00 <tisk> fucken morons on her
06:00 <DoC> Lol
06:00 <tisk> here
06:00 <Lumeah2> ty
06:00 <tisk> warpped reality
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> What's wrong tisk? 
06:00 <tisk> fuck off
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ok..
07:00 <DoC> u alright tisk?
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm concerned DoC
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> He seems so angry lately.
07:00 <Skirmish> Looks like he's been eating the magic mushrooms again.
07:00 <tisk> there is only 2 normal ppl on austnet
07:00 <Lwaxana> oh?
07:00 <tisk> we know who we are
07:00 <Lwaxana> define "normal"
07:00 <^bozoJim> one certainly cannot be you
07:00 <tisk> not a cunt
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> You consider yourself "normal" then tisk?
07:00 <tisk> that just looks out for themselfs
07:00 <Lwaxana> I know my IQ counts me out
07:00 <tisk> and trys
08:00 <tisk> destroy ppls happiness
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> What's your IQ Lwax?
08:00 <Lwaxana> HUGE
08:00 <tisk> Lwaxana,  is nice
08:00 <^bozoJim> Lwaxana when they did m IQ they had a triple digit negative, does that count?
08:00 <tisk> thats normal
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Huge by IRC standard is 50
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
08:00 <DoC> tisk you are in the list of people like pollock
08:00 <tisk> only 2 ppl with a heart on here
08:00 <DoC> you are not in the normal list lol
08:00 <tisk> are me and Lwaxana 
09:00 <TokenDaRing> tisk: What about anotherirc3r? She's nice isn't she?
09:00 <tisk> no see listens to others
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Most people here are nice.
09:00 <MrMark> this park is quite dark.......
09:00 <tisk> and gets them to call me rapist
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's why most of us get along.
09:00 <tisk> cause i kissed her
09:00 <tisk> wtf is that
10:00 <tisk> thats fucken mental
10:00 <tisk> and im surpose to be nuts
10:00 <tisk> thats a dog scums act
10:00 <Lwaxana> Blitzkrieg I qualified for mensa in my youth ..but I daresay it isnt what it once was... thanks to old age
10:00 <DoC> tisk, you've not kissed her so shut up 
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk what are you on about mate?
10:00 <tisk> u warped her mind
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Have you been shrooming again?
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Me?
10:00 <tisk> and scared her
10:00 <tisk> from seeing me
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
10:00 <DoC> LOL
10:00 <DoC> yes i did
11:00 <tisk> fuck off
11:00 <DoC> cause meeting u tisk is really a dumb idea
11:00 <tisk> bullshit
11:00 <DoC> haha good
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lwax so IQ does fade with age?
11:00 <Lwaxana> yes
11:00 <|RAZ|> sup
11:00 <Lwaxana> it doesnt stay the same
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Also thank you for silencing tisk. It was getting old fast.
12:00 <^bozoJim> It is all part of the ageing process
12:00 <TokenDaRing> Blitzkrieg: He's been doing it all week
12:00 <TokenDaRing> On and off
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> I've noticed lol
12:00 <^bozoJim> more on than off
12:00 <|RAZ|> Its a Friday night and none of you are out drunk so I'll pester you all to come have a game
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Something has pushed him over the edge.
12:00 <|RAZ|> thats PC gaming, not console
13:00 <^bozoJim> does not drink and in 51 years has never been drunk
13:00 <^bozoJim> I however cannot say the dsame for being blind
14:00 <|RAZ|> ^bozoJim I am afraid fps gaming needs eyesight
14:00 <^bozoJim> that is not a problem
15:00 <|RAZ|> oh good I was going to ask you to fix your eyesight in some duct tape and blutac manner so we could game
15:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
16:00 <|RAZ|> I have team fortress 2, left 4 dead 2 and starcraft 2 installed
17:00 <|RAZ|> so who has a set big enough to come and game. lol
18:00 <Lwaxana> how lame is Dept Ed...Chrome has been removed until Google fix the way it saves passwords
18:00 <Lwaxana> so we are forced to use IE
18:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade good evening
19:00 <|RAZ|> Firefox maybe?
19:00 <Lwaxana> no no
19:00 <|RAZ|> not even. lame
19:00 <Lwaxana> nothing the Dept provides works with firefox
19:00 <^bozoJim> Lwaxana here tas education department want us to use IE and it kicks up bad when i am using firefox on their free internet on here
20:00 <|RAZ|> IE is ghey
20:00 <^bozoJim> i do not like chrome at all it acts up with my text to speech stuff
21:00 <|RAZ|> did you ask it to do a barrel roll?
22:00 <|RAZ|> its always fun :]
22:00 <|RAZ|> searches yields no results? have a barrelt roll instead :D
25:00 <|RAZ|> too many of you are watching porn
26:00 <Zade> yep sorry
26:00 <|RAZ|> :|
27:00 <anotherirc3r> have fun |RAZ|
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup porn here too
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fapfapfap
29:00 <Zade> we could make our own porn Blitzkrieg, sure to be a bestseller 
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> It must happen hotstuff
29:00 <Lwaxana> have you seen 50 shades of grey?
29:00 <Lwaxana> gray?
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nup
29:00 <Zade> i tried to watch it
30:00 <Zade> to be honest it was bat shit boring 
30:00 <Lwaxana> and ??
30:00 <Lwaxana> oh
30:00 <Lwaxana> interesting
31:00 <|RAZ|> was anyone worn as a hat in it?
31:00 <Lwaxana> so you didnt get to the sex scenes?
32:00 <Zade> yeah but they really didnt show much, i done more sex scenes whilst drunk on cam4
32:00 <|RAZ|> not enough people are worn as hats these days
32:00 <|RAZ|> I try to wear at least one person a week
33:00 <Lwaxana> oh well ..porn is made by men for men
34:00 <Lwaxana> can understand you wouldnt like 50 shades
34:00 <Zade> i read the first chapter of the book 
35:00 <Lwaxana> I am not interested in reading it
35:00 <Zade> have you watched it Lwaxana?
35:00 <Lwaxana> yes
36:00 <Lwaxana> it was interesting
36:00 <Zade> all of them?
37:00 <Zade> is the second one out?
37:00 <Lwaxana> there is only one movie
37:00 <Zade> ok
38:00 <|RAZ|> and that movie was called human centipede
38:00 <Zade> i tried to read a book called wetlands, it made me feel sick 
39:00 <Zade> didnt get further than page 18
40:00 <Lwaxana> csn imagine
40:00 <Lwaxana> not a book I would borrow
40:00 <^bozoJim> there is nothing like that in braille
41:00 <|RAZ|> hidden secret pron
41:00 <|RAZ|> ^bozoJim youre such a perve.. ^5
41:00 <^bozoJim> yeah right
42:00 <|RAZ|> I'm just procrastinating dont mind me
42:00 <^bozoJim> the are actually trying to get us to just get material in an oral or aural oral being human vpoiced and aural being synthetic voice
42:00 <^bozoJim> and they wonder why print disabled are illiterate
43:00 <Lwaxana> ^bozoJim am impresed in the range of sound books I have been ablee to get for my mum
44:00 <|RAZ|> my mother had a bad car accident that left her blind. she received an operation to get all the glaw romoved from each eye. several operations she could see again
44:00 <Lwaxana> now that the eye specialist has managed to ruin her one good eye
44:00 <^bozoJim> yes true
44:00 <^bozoJim> yikes
44:00 <^bozoJim> i can relate to that
44:00 <|RAZ|> glass*
44:00 <Lwaxana> yes yikes
44:00 <Lwaxana> she is so despndent
44:00 <Lwaxana> she is so despondent
44:00 <^bozoJim> when i had my trabeculectomy in 2006 I have a delicate fragile eye and they let a student do the operation solo
44:00 <^bozoJim> which is great
45:00 <|RAZ|> :\
45:00 <^bozoJim> he got into trouble and panicked and tried to work beyond his ability instead of calling for a trained dr
45:00 <^bozoJim> took me from count fingers to light perception
46:00 <^bozoJim> hello jigsaw
46:00 <|RAZ|> lawsuit?
46:00 <jigsaw> hihi
46:00 <^bozoJim> but i am almost 10 years light perception and still toally independant
46:00 <^bozoJim> hard to prove given my weak eye
46:00 <Lwaxana> well she has macular degen in both..but the one better eye had some calcium build up which he scrapped off..and the cormea became ulcerated
46:00 <Zade> hello jigsaw
46:00 <|RAZ|> sux :/
46:00 <^bozoJim> yikes that is terrible
47:00 <Lwaxana> and at 91 its jut not healing
47:00 <^bozoJim> no it would take a while to heal at that age
47:00 <^bozoJim> and did they find the cause of the ulceration
47:00 <^bozoJim> bacteria, viral or other
48:00 <anotherirc3r> jigsaw!
48:00 <Lwaxana> so he stitched it shut for a fortnight
48:00 <Lwaxana> other I think
48:00 <^bozoJim> not always the ebst thing
48:00 <^bozoJim> best
49:00 <^bozoJim> and despite a diagnosis of me having wet macula at 50 and the anti vegf i now find I do not have wegt macula
49:00 <^bozoJim> it is cme
49:00 <^bozoJim> which is worse and hard to treat
49:00 <Lwaxana> yes
50:00 <^bozoJim> and they want to know the extent of it so we can be prepared
50:00 <Lwaxana> wwll she saw a McQuarie St cornea specialist on Thursday ... he took the stitches out and put some special contact lens in
51:00 <Lwaxana> its a matter of praying it heals
51:00 <^bozoJim> yes
51:00 <^bozoJim> I hope it does
51:00 <Lwaxana> anyways...we had to get her some ausio books
51:00 <Lwaxana> audio
51:00 <^bozoJim> adn yesterday I went o teh hobart specialist I see and came out with conjunctivitis
51:00 <Lwaxana> lots of otions
51:00 <^bozoJim> there is a lot out there
52:00 <^bozoJim> in CD mp3 and the new daisy fromat
52:00 <Lwaxana> gawd I hate this keyboard
52:00 <|RAZ|> good audio book. childhoods end
52:00 <Lwaxana> YES
52:00 <Lwaxana> love that book
52:00 <Lwaxana> now that should be mafe into a movie
52:00 <^bozoJim> i have never had it
53:00 <Lwaxana> made
53:00 <|RAZ|> they made it into a short tv series that aired recently
53:00 <|RAZ|> it wasnt that good
53:00 <Lwaxana> oh :(
54:00 <|RAZ|> I mean it did deliver the storyline its just they went a lil off track
54:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
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54:00 <|RAZ|> I made the scoreboard. what do I win?
55:00 <Zade> most public libraries now have audio ebooks ^bozoJim
55:00 <anotherirc3r> umm.. a date with georgeandwell-alpha
55:00 <anotherirc3r> congratulations?
55:00 <^bozoJim> yes I know
55:00 <|RAZ|> I don't feel this competition was fairly advertised. :(
56:00 <Lwaxana> |RAZ| have you read .....Dream Dancer by Janet Morris
56:00 <Lwaxana> its scifi
56:00 <|RAZ|> no I have not but I'll make a note to llok into it
56:00 <|RAZ|> look*
57:00 <Lwaxana> probably impossible to get now
57:00 <|RAZ|> dont rule out the internet
57:00 <|RAZ|> if it can be uploaded, it usually is somewhere
59:00 <Lwaxana> tried to buy my GF......... City of Bones from 2nd hand book stores in Gold Coast with no luck
59:00 <|RAZ|> I'm more of an alien vs predator hunters planet type reader
59:00 <|RAZ|> I had to import mine from the UK
02:00 <|RAZ|> Perry's AVP books are surprisingly good. I dont usually read scifi in general but the narrative from the predators point of view was quite well done
04:00 <|RAZ|> for instance calling the xenomorphs 'hard meat' and humans as 'soft meat with burners'
04:00 <Zade> city of bones is by cassandra clare?
04:00 <Lwaxana> yes Zade
04:00 <Zade> ok
05:00 <|RAZ|> your best bet might be amazon
05:00 <Lwaxana> sounds like a birthday present
05:00 <|RAZ|> pay through the nose for shiping but its worth it to get the book you want
06:00 <Lwaxana> NeoGeo64 has been idle 103hrs 55mins 39secs
06:00 <Lwaxana> now there is an active channel member
06:00 <Zade> kick him
06:00 <Zade> trouble maker
06:00 <|RAZ|> someone swapped his lube with glue
07:00 <|RAZ|> its not his fault, surely
07:00 <jigsaw> midnight_ has been idle 2 years 8 months 13 days
07:00 <Lwaxana> midnight_ has been idle 16hrs 31mins 4secs
07:00 <Lwaxana> you fibbed
07:00 <jigsaw> that was the last time we talked :)
07:00 <|RAZ|> midnights a good person
08:00 <Lwaxana> lewis
08:00 <Lwaxana> hello
08:00 <Lwaxana> talk to us
09:00 <Lwaxana> shhhhhhhhhhhh
09:00 <^bozoJim> good evenign Cath^
09:00 <Lwaxana> she is here now
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh gawd
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> She's here
09:00 <|RAZ|> and thats when cath got dressed and left
09:00 <|RAZ|> oh hai Cath^
09:00 <^bozoJim> ooops i may get kicked again saying hello
09:00 <Cath^> lolz
09:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
10:00 <Cath^> hi ^bozoJim
10:00 <Lwaxana> Cath^ ...you get a prize if you can get lewis to speak
10:00 <Cath^> hi Zade
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> I mean....
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haiiii Cath
10:00 <Cath^> hi Blitzkrieg
10:00 <|RAZ|> I know what the prize is and its just not worth it in my honest opinion
10:00 <|RAZ|> a date with georgeandwell-alpha :(
11:00 <Zade> oh jesus 
11:00 <Cath^> lol
11:00 <Cath^> how are we?
11:00 <jigsaw> we are just dandy
11:00 <Cath^> you all sound like you have gone mad
11:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> hi
11:00 <jigsaw> sound of silence hey?
11:00 <Cath^> humidity getting to you all?
11:00 <jigsaw> yeah!
11:00 <Cath^> hi jigsaw
11:00 <Lwaxana> oh gawd Cath^ you woke george up
11:00 <^bozoJim> it is not humid here is nice
12:00 <|RAZ|> I'm /me is not mad, he's eccentric
12:00 <|RAZ|> derpy derp raz
12:00 <georgeandwell-alpha> whats going on
12:00 <|RAZ|> dont yawn and type
12:00 <Lwaxana> ??
12:00 <Lwaxana> why
13:00 <|RAZ|> because you do derpy things
13:00 <jigsaw> handing ya V around Cath^?
13:00 <Cath^> lol hi Lwax
13:00 <|RAZ|> I cry yawned
13:00 <Cath^> yes
13:00 <Lwaxana> why are u voicing peoplez
13:00 <|RAZ|> so we dont turn into mimes
14:00 <Cath^> cause i can?
14:00 <Lwaxana> well yes
14:00 <Cath^> and just in case i want to +m ;p
14:00 <Lwaxana> MrMark ..talk to us
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
14:00 <Cath^> which i've been known to do
14:00 <Zade> saves trying to do Interpretive dance
15:00 <Cath^> lol
15:00 <|RAZ|> youre going to milo me?
15:00 <|RAZ|> I like milo
15:00 <|RAZ|> MILO ME NOW!
15:00 <Cath^> ;p
15:00 <^bozoJim> I am lucky I am already voiced
15:00 <Zade> where is Exo?
15:00 <Cath^> unlucky
15:00 <|RAZ|> I too was already voiced
15:00 <|RAZ|> sif unlucky
16:00 <Cath^> lol
16:00 <Chris> Cath is the Boss, right Cath? ;p
16:00 <Cath^> how about now?
16:00 <|RAZ|> ARGH! unlucky!!!!
16:00 <^bozoJim> thank you Cath^
16:00 <Cath^> good answer Chris
17:00 <|RAZ|> argh@@@@!!
17:00 <anotherirc3r> is Chris back in the good books Cath?
17:00 <Cath^> unlucky
17:00 <|RAZ|> so unlucky 
17:00 <jigsaw> they dun lub me no more cath
17:00 <Cath^> it's ok Zade lubs you
17:00 <Chris> anotherirc3r, i wish
17:00 <|RAZ|> I'm going to go and climb in my pillow fort
17:00 <Cath^> hi Jen do i have to answer that?
18:00 <anotherirc3r> lol apparently not
18:00 <Cath^> haha
18:00 <^bozoJim> thank you Cath^ I promise to behave
18:00 <|RAZ|> ..meh
18:00 <Chris> Cath, u had a few wines tonight Cath?
18:00 <Cath^> how many pillows?
18:00 <|RAZ|> OH SO MANY
19:00 <Cath^> why do you want to know?
19:00 <Chris> I like to know things
19:00 <|RAZ|> I like to learn things too
19:00 <MistressCath^> do you now
19:00 <|RAZ|> I like science. its sexy
20:00 <Chris> The greatest weapon of all.... knowledge
20:00 <|RAZ|> ahuh ahuh ahuh
20:00 <^bozoJim> MistressCath^ with her boot she gets some with
21:00 <ModelChatterCath^> o.o
21:00 <^bozoJim> has had two encounters with ModelChatterCath^s boot and knows when he least expects it will be number three
22:00 <|RAZ|> dominatrix? I can deal with that. how attached are you to your self respect before we start?
22:00 <BoredCath^> lolz
22:00 <Lwaxana> WHY ENGLISH IS SO HARD
22:00 <Lwaxana> Well begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
22:00 <|RAZ|> oh wait. should I started with a hello first?
22:00 <Lwaxana> But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
22:00 <Lwaxana> One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
22:00 <Lwaxana> Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
22:00 <Lwaxana> You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
22:00 <Lwaxana> Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
22:00 <Lwaxana> If the plural of man is always called men,
22:00 <BoredCath^> why is it foxes and not foxen?
23:00 <Lwaxana> Why shouldnt the plural of pan be called pen?
23:00 <Lwaxana> If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
23:00 <Lwaxana> And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
23:00 <Lwaxana> If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
23:00 <Lwaxana> Why shouldnt the plural of booth be called beeth?
23:00 <Lwaxana> Then one may be that, and three would be those,
23:00 <|RAZ|> whats the plural of fish? its fish!
23:00 <Lwaxana> Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
23:00 <Lwaxana> And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
23:00 <Lwaxana> We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
23:00 <BoredCath^> are you trying to beat ^bozoJim's words Lwax?
24:00 <Lwaxana> But though we say mother, we never say methren.
24:00 <Lwaxana> Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
24:00 <Lwaxana> But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
24:00 <Lwaxana> lol
24:00 <Lwaxana> done
24:00 <Cath^> oh good
24:00 <Lwaxana> 4¶1,8:Þ)
24:00 <|RAZ|> strange information asilimilated
24:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
24:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Lwaxana(293) 2. |RAZ|(251) 3. goddess_of_Cath^(110) 4. ^bozojim(61) 5. jigsaw(44) 6. Chris(29) 7. Zade(26) 8. anotherirc3r(11) 9. Blitzkrieg(9) 10. georgeandwell-alpha(4)
24:00 <Lwaxana> rofl
24:00 <Chris> waaaa
24:00 <Cath^> winner!
24:00 <Chris> that works
25:00 <|RAZ|> asimilated? as assim as  I got it all.
25:00 <Cath^> noted
25:00 <Lwaxana> oh
25:00 <Cath^> did a pillow get in the way of your other s?
25:00 <Lwaxana> lewis spoke in pereiv msg to me
26:00 <Cath^> lol
26:00 <Lwaxana> it was profound
26:00 <Zade> what is a group of geese?
26:00 <Cath^> what did lewis say?
26:00 <Lwaxana> gaggle
26:00 <Zade> a gaggle?
26:00 <|RAZ|> my brain kept trying to go somewhere without the horse for the cart
26:00 <Lwaxana> [22:16] <lewis> sup?
26:00 <|RAZ|> the cart just sat there and looked at me and said"why are you talking to a cart?"
26:00 <Cath^> so lucky
27:00 <Cath^> maybe if i voice him...
27:00 <Lwaxana> Zade a group of crows.... don't google it
27:00 <Cath^> lol
27:00 <Cath^> murder?
27:00 <|RAZ|> murder!!!
27:00 <Lwaxana> yes
27:00 <Cath^> oh my
27:00 <Cath^> i pulled that out of the archived
27:00 <Cath^> s
28:00 <|RAZ|> whats the 4th dimension?
28:00 <Lwaxana> a group of ;leopards
28:00 <Lwaxana> time
28:00 <|RAZ|> you and I should procreate
29:00 <Cath^> pride?
29:00 <|RAZ|> I mean, yes thats correct
29:00 <Lwaxana> thats lions
29:00 <Cath^> big cats
29:00 <Cath^> um
29:00 <Cath^> i like leopards
30:00 <Cath^> dunno
30:00 <Lwaxana> starts with a L
30:00 <Lwaxana> _ _ _ _
30:00 <Cath^> have i heard of this?
30:00 <Cath^> can i buy a vowel?
30:00 <Lwaxana> play hangman on mirc
30:00 <Lwaxana> lol
31:00 <Cath^> lol
31:00 <Lwaxana> you can even phone a friend
31:00 <Cath^> who wants to give me their number?
31:00 <Lwaxana> L _ _ _
31:00 <Zade> lick
32:00 <Lwaxana> no
32:00 <Cath^> lol
32:00 <Zade> lust
32:00 <|RAZ|> my number is 11/04/1980
32:00 <Lwaxana> try words not involved in your sexlife Zade
32:00 <Cath^> aries
32:00 <Zade> oh then i have no idea 
32:00 <|RAZ|> so lube is out also Zade
32:00 <Cath^> load of leopards
33:00 <Zade> lol that was my next one
33:00 <|RAZ|> :>
33:00 <Lwaxana> no
33:00 <Cath^> lair
33:00 <Lwaxana> L _ A _
33:00 <Cath^> loan
33:00 <|RAZ|> lead
34:00 <Cath^> lear
34:00 <Cath^> lean
34:00 <Cath^> liar
34:00 <Cath^> pants on fire
34:00 <Lwaxana> L E A _
34:00 <Cath^> leap
34:00 <Cath^> far out
34:00 <Lwaxana> yes
34:00 <Cath^> thank goodness
35:00 <Cath^> lol
35:00 <|RAZ|> you get a date with georgeandwell-alpha
35:00 <Cath^> did you answer my question before?
35:00 <Cath^> why is it foxes and not foxen?
35:00 <Lwaxana> ?
35:00 <Lwaxana> oh no idea
36:00 <Lwaxana> fax  faxes
36:00 <Cath^> fail!
36:00 <|RAZ|> thats the name of my channel
36:00 <Cath^> fail?
36:00 <Lwaxana> say sweet..swill...swig...swine...now say sword
36:00 <|RAZ|> no not fail? FAIL!
36:00 <|RAZ|> :)
36:00 <Cath^> i miss Swords
37:00 <Cath^> lolz
37:00 <Cath^> noted
38:00 <Cath^> say whaa?
39:00 <Cath^> where did everybody go?
39:00 <|RAZ|> http://www.nyan.cat/
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> They got scared away by your love affair of RAZ
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
39:00 <Cath^> o.0
39:00 <Cath^> is that the best you got?
40:00 <|RAZ|> jeez cath you gotta get some standards
40:00 <Cath^> let me be the judge of your forearms
41:00 <|RAZ|> I was only going to go to the wrist but okay
41:00 <Cath^> 
41:00 <|RAZ|> just shoose your safeword
41:00 <|RAZ|> choose*
41:00 <Cath^> code red
42:00 <|RAZ|> sorry I should explain. sometimes I wear people as hats
42:00 <|RAZ|> on my birthdays I hire 5 hookers and where them like a vultron hooker suit.
42:00 <Cath^> i really didn't need to know
42:00 <|RAZ|> is that okay?
42:00 <Cath^> never
43:00 <|RAZ|> not even on my birthday?
43:00 <|RAZ|> but its on my bucket list
43:00 <Cath^> you are getting creepier by the second
43:00 <|RAZ|> I dont duckface or use a selfie stick so come on cut a guy a break
43:00 <|RAZ|> Cath^ that was my intention from the start
44:00 <Cath^> well you made it kid
44:00 <|RAZ|> keeping it shady so you know that I wont be making a pass at you
44:00 <|RAZ|> kid?
44:00 <|RAZ|> I am so old
44:00 <Cath^> friendzoned!
44:00 <|RAZ|> thats a step up, thanks
44:00 <Sara-Serina> haha
45:00 <Cath^> hi Sara-Serina
45:00 <Cath^> step up from what?
45:00 <Sara-Serina> hey Cath^ how was ya day
45:00 <Cath^> standards..working..yours?
46:00 <|RAZ|> Cath^ sometimes I like to scare people. macabre dark humour from a macrabre dark person
46:00 <|RAZ|> but you still get a smile at the end. :)
46:00 <Cath^> charming
46:00 <Zade> its not scaring me its kinda turning me on 
46:00 <Cath^> Blitzkrieg...
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cath...
46:00 <|RAZ|> that is clearly not my aim Cath^
46:00 <Cath^> come play
47:00 <|RAZ|> I have had so much sugar
48:00 <|RAZ|> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=502xxCTRfxo
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nyan Cat (Alex S. Dubstep Remix) (Apr 24, 2011) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 6,671,316 views - 69,711 likes (96.8%), 2,295 dislikes (3.2%)
49:00 <tisk> hi
49:00 <tisk> i made breaker a song
49:00 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/dumfuck
49:00 <Lwaxana> thats the first thing u say
49:00 <Lwaxana> after beig banned??
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's busy crying again.
49:00 <tisk> me?
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> You get used to it Lwax.
49:00 <Lwaxana> really..yes u
49:00 <tisk> ok
50:00 <tisk> me be quiet
50:00 <|RAZ|> you should try Nyan tisk
50:00 <|RAZ|> you'll feel better
50:00 <Lwaxana> lewis claims he chats in priv
51:00 <Lwaxana> hand up everyone who has ever spoken to lewis
51:00 <Cath^> not me
51:00 <Sara-Serina> not me
51:00 <Cath^> hi lewis
51:00 <|RAZ|> sometimes I drink so much sugar I feel like I should be running somewhere.. it makes it so hard to sit and tpye when you just want to flip the keyboard and jump out the window
52:00 <lewis> sup cath
52:00 <|RAZ|> no I'm not going to jump out that window brain thanks for asking
52:00 <Cath^> winner!
52:00 <Cath^> what's my prize Lwax?
52:00 <Zade> yes Cath^ is the winner
52:00 <|RAZ|> a date with georgeandwell-alpha
52:00 <Zade> a date with georgeandwell-alpha vomit 
53:00 <|RAZ|> there could be some of that
53:00 <Cath^> not much lewis what are you up to?
53:00 <Cath^> !seen sixinchrambo
53:00 <|RAZ|> my apologies if I offended you Cath^
53:00 <StatsOP> SixInchRambo ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 22 days, 10 hours, 48 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
53:00 <Zade> hello JedStar_Mobile
53:00 <Cath^> hi Jed
53:00 <lewis> hangin n chatin
53:00 <JedStar_Mobile> Hey all
54:00 <JedStar_Mobile> Howdy Zade and Cath
54:00 <Cath^> rightio chattin in pm hey
54:00 <JedStar_Mobile> How are you both today
54:00 <^bozoJim> hello JedStar_Mobile
54:00 <Zade> ok ta andd you?
54:00 <JedStar_Mobile> Howdy Jim
54:00 <lewis> yeah
54:00 <JedStar_Mobile> Yeah doing alright for a Friday night
54:00 <Cath^> yeah good here you?
54:00 <Lwaxana> Cath^ its in the mail
54:00 <Cath^> pm is no fun
55:00 <Cath^> ;)
55:00 <JedStar_Mobile> Yeah doing alright Cath .....
55:00 <Lwaxana> its a swizzle stick for your mojito mixing set
55:00 <JedStar_Mobile> I'm heading back home though now.... Had my few hours of fun
55:00 <Cath^> win!!
55:00 <|RAZ|> just to be clear I should be fawning over some female so hands up
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Busy looking for sixincjrambo again Cath?
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> :p
56:00 <Cath^> oi
56:00 <|RAZ|> its okay Cath^ I already benched you after I accidentally offended you
57:00 <Cath^> benched ha!
57:00 <|RAZ|> I have no genuine interest in chatting anyone up, I just felt that if I didnt I'd look out of place from the rest of the shady people
58:00 <|RAZ|> now that I have that out of the way I can ask your thoughts about the cosmic horizon
59:00 <tisk> i know this guy bashes women cause they complain he cheats on them
59:00 <tisk> then they call cops on him
59:00 <tisk> and he still sees them
59:00 <tisk> and i have cops coming to my door
59:00 <tisk> looking for him
59:00 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/dumfuck
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Split personality? 
00:00 <Lwaxana> cosmic horizon with or without a digital device?
00:00 <|RAZ|> evidence of the big bang or limits of human perception. discuss
00:00 <Lwaxana> tisk you were warned
00:00 <tisk> ok
00:00 <tisk> what i m not spose to get pissed off cops come to my door not looking for me
00:00 <Lwaxana> perception changes minute by minute
01:00 <|RAZ|> also where you are relative to that minute
01:00 <Chris> tisk, obey the law champ, respect the officers
01:00 <Cath^> lol
01:00 <Lwaxana> tisk they are doing their job get over it
01:00 <Cath^> so you're pissed because they weren't looking for you tisk?
02:00 <tisk> Cath^, 
02:00 <Lwaxana> |RAZ| I may rephrase that ...some perception never changes ...ie. my perception of tisk
02:00 <tisk> Lwaxana, is most lovely person in world
02:00 <tisk> apart from my mum
03:00 <tisk> and Cath^ 
03:00 <Lwaxana> irregardless of that fact tisk.... you are annoying
03:00 <|RAZ|> my theory of the universe is that it had no start and will had no end. its a contiuum. we base the theory of what we can see as to be the evidence of what is which is a flaw of true measurement
03:00 <tisk> Lwaxana,  some on reminds me of u taught me to read
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
03:00 <Lwaxana> |RAZ| ..ever read Asimov's  Last Question ?
04:00 <tisk> i couldnt read till 2 grade
04:00 <tisk> or someshit
04:00 <TokenDaRing> Lwaxana: I have
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk is moving onto Lwaxana
04:00 <tisk> no
04:00 <TokenDaRing> I have as yet insufficient date for a meaningful answer
04:00 <Lwaxana> yes
04:00 <TokenDaRing> data*
04:00 <Lwaxana> |RAZ| you need to read it
05:00 <Lwaxana> puts an interesting twist on the Big Bang
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I like the stories of UNIVAC
05:00 <|RAZ|> I'm familiar with isaac asimov
05:00 <tisk> if u clap
05:00 <tisk> u create a big bang
05:00 <Lwaxana> Let there be light...and there was.
05:00 <tisk> nah i didnt say that they miss quoted me
06:00 <|RAZ|> funny thing about like is that it hides information
06:00 <TokenDaRing> Lwaxana: Have you read many of the Susan Calvin stories?
06:00 <Lwaxana> I have a huge Asimov collection
07:00 <|RAZ|> take for example any flower. what color is the flower? its black, all flowers are. its only surface absorbtion that determins what they cant absorb and have to relfect
07:00 <Lwaxana> so yes
07:00 <|RAZ|> what you see is not what is
07:00 <Lwaxana> |RAZ| not sure about your premise there
07:00 <TokenDaRing> Lwaxana: One of my favorite Asimov stories is End of Eternity
08:00 <|RAZ|> I was just talking about the light spectrum
08:00 <Silent> Hello
08:00 <Sara-Serina> omg so sorry lewis....
08:00 <|RAZ|> how it hides the truth of things
09:00 <Lwaxana> Sara-Serina ??
09:00 <|RAZ|> the rose is not really red at all :D
09:00 <Lwaxana> dis lewis spwak to you?
09:00 <Sara-Serina> clicked into screen and mouse was on his name
09:00 <Sara-Serina> nah it was an accident
09:00 <lewis> no
09:00 <Sara-Serina> sorry lewis it was unintentional
09:00 <Lwaxana> TokenDaRing I have always fwelt time travel is a weak literary tool
09:00 <lewis> ok
10:00 <Lwaxana> he has me on ignore
10:00 <Sara-Serina> neighbourhood cat snuck in
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Lwaxana: The one lesson we can take from any story about time travel is DO NOT TIME TRAVEL
11:00 <|RAZ|> time travel is impossible. look at anything in front of you. if you looked at it tomoorow in the same place it will not be the same item in the same play. that point of space in time is long gone with the shifting of the entire solar system through the milky way
11:00 <|RAZ|> which also moves through the cosmos
11:00 <Silent> I would go one step further and say YOU CANNOT time travel!
12:00 <Silent> Except of course ... in your dreams and in that case its fun :)
12:00 <Lwaxana> seems anythng is possible
12:00 <Lwaxana> Kevin Rudd: Ex-Australian Prime Minister Reportedly Being Considered for UN Secretary-General Role
13:00 <Cath^> lol
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rudd.. give it up
13:00 <Silent> Ah... politics is different to science
13:00 <|RAZ|> the item has also decayed. you cant reverse mass decay any more than you can unwind the hands of time
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> You failed politics 
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Go line up at Centrelink
13:00 <Lwaxana> on that note I am gong to bed
13:00 <Lwaxana> bye
13:00 <|RAZ|> aw but
13:00 <Silent> Goodnight Lwaxana
14:00 <Lwaxana> but?
14:00 <|RAZ|> sceince!
14:00 <Lwaxana> oh
14:00 <|RAZ|> science!!
15:00 <|RAZ|> now what do I do with this science erection? seems completely pointless now
15:00 <|RAZ|> :P
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> I suspect Lwax is a Rudd supporter. :/
16:00 <Silent> I dont think the Bull is any better :)
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Probably not.
17:00 <Silent> Does a couple of swift turns but more than that we have no seen anything yet
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Better than Abbott was though.
17:00 <Silent> Oh that goes without saying
17:00 <Cath^> meh politics i'm out
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Only person worse than Abbott was Gillard
17:00 <Silent> Anyone is better than Abbot
17:00 <Cath^> nite y'all
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Night cathy
18:00 <Silent> Abbot is better with Costello ... the proverbial pair
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
19:00 <TokenDaRing> Turnbull is better in that he can dress shit up and present it to the media
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Abbott was fucking useless at pressers
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Everytime he spoke, it made everyone cringe
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Only hope Labor has is getting rid of Shorten
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's as popular as Gillard was.
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Ugh Bill Shorten
22:00 <TokenDaRing> He is as boring as slice of stale bread
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup.
22:00 <TokenDaRing> I believe *checks notes*
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> I think I read the other day that Turnbull was double Shorten in terms of popularity. 
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Shorten has nothing. He's hopeless.
23:00 <anotherirc3r> that's a relief
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Shorten is basically "some guy" in a suit
23:00 <TokenDaRing> You could replace him with a cardboard cutout and no one would notice a thing
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha so true.
25:00 <anotherirc3r> rofl
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> One thing I'll give Abbott.. and probably the only thing
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> When he was opposition leader.. he spoke up. He was heard. 
26:00 <|RAZ|> give me chocolate
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> He made himself and his scripted opinions known.
26:00 <TokenDaRing> Abbott was effective as an opposition leader
26:00 <TokenDaRing> But it's all he's good for
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> I don't recall a single release from Shorten
26:00 <TokenDaRing> He's a destroyer
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
27:00 <TokenDaRing> Not a creator
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Abbott was an embarrassment to the country.
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Like Gillard.
27:00 <Chris> Abbott is lik the turd that just wont flush
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> He'll disappear into the scenery now.
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Joke Hockey was worse
29:00 <Chris> Blitz,they say he wants to be PM again ;p
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh god.. Hockey
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> That smug looking fuck.
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Hockey is a person who is all ego, no ability
29:00 <Chris> haha Hockey and his voodoo economics
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
31:00 <Chris> lets flog the pensioners
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Everyone's got to tighten their belts
31:00 <|RAZ|> I said give me chocolate!
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Meanwhile he gets a 30% payrise
31:00 <|RAZ|> did I forget to say... NOW!!! ?
31:00 <Chris> unemployed, let make em appy for 40 jobs per month... haha
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> I remember when I was on the dole back in my late teens
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> It was 10 jobs a fn
33:00 <Chris> haha yeah
34:00 <Chris> of course it was just a scam by him tomake people drop out of the system alltogether
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
34:00 <Chris> and turn to crime
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Turn to crime
35:00 <Chris> then its a state problem
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Then they wanted people under 25 to wait 6 months with no welfare or support
35:00 <TokenDaRing> And basically said, oh they should stay with family
35:00 <|RAZ|> http://www.unilad.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/UNILAD-ballsack-WEB85308-320x213.jpg
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> How would that work?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Well, it wouldn't
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not everyone has family who can take them in
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Keep in mind these are people who've been well off all their lives
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> What do they do? Sleep in a cardboard box?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> They were born into upper class lives
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
37:00 <Chris> enough educated/ or those with common sense people saw thru it
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm glad the people stood up to it.
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> That was a cruel rule.
38:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's not the 70s anymore
38:00 <|RAZ|> I can't masturbate to this!
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> You can't simply walk into a workplace and start that day 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Yeah
39:00 <TokenDaRing> Usually you apply, wait a week to hear back, go in the next week for an interview and start induction a few weeks after that
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Unless you're very lucky 
41:00 <|RAZ|> now this I can masturbate to
41:00 <Chris> ur lucky to even get a letter /email to say ur unsuccessful
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> "Only successful candidates will be contacted" is a prick of a line.
42:00 <Chris> haha yep
42:00 <anotherirc3r> graduate programs are even more difficult
43:00 <anotherirc3r> online application (including questions) ----> online testing ----> assessment centre ----> interview eventually
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ew.
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> I didn't do uni though so I'll never experience that.
45:00 <|RAZ|> in being fucking awesome
45:00 <anotherirc3r> nice work |RAZ|
46:00 <Chris> |RAZ| a PHD in alien abductions ?
48:00 <|RAZ|> aliens abductions is a delusion of the weak minded because they need to believe there is some higher life form doing to us what we do to ever other species
49:00 <|RAZ|> if we are A and we do B then C must do B
49:00 <Chris> a fair point professor
49:00 <|RAZ|> because hats what humans would do in that position
49:00 <|RAZ|> thats*
51:00 <Chris> when i was abducted i was injected with a unknown substance, then my penis grew to 12 inches
51:00 <|RAZ|> hahahaha
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Raz.. you just described religion
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> In 1 paragraph. Nice work.
51:00 <|RAZ|> yep
53:00 <|RAZ|> I need more sugar
54:00 <|RAZ|> then we can talk about why the big bang theory is wrong
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
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