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05:20:00 <shadsam> fuck celebs & fuck hollywood 2.
06:11:00 <matrix> Hi midnight
07:40:00 <Jefferstein> is Hullow33n
08:16:00 <Jeffenstein> Glenn
09:39:00 <Jeffenstein> matrix
09:39:00 <Jeffenstein> hi
09:39:00 <matrix> morning
09:39:00 <Jeffenstein> u going trick or treating tonight
09:40:00 <Jeffenstein> ¿¿
09:42:00 <matrix> Nah not me. cbf.
09:42:00 <Jeffenstein> oh
09:43:00 <Jeffenstein> you could dress up as a giant condom and knock on single womens doors
09:43:00 <matrix> Lol I could but it would be a weird looking condom with my curves
09:43:00 <matrix> lol
09:44:00 <Jeffenstein> ribbed
09:44:00 <Jeffenstein> even better son
09:47:00 <Jeffenstein> he he . .
09:47:00 <Jeffenstein> :-0
10:47:00 <SpanishGuy12> hi
10:50:00 <SpanishGuy12> Gracias Glenn!!!
10:50:00 <Wookie> grassy ass
11:27:00 <jigsaw> wookielicious
11:27:00 <Wookie> hey jigs
11:27:00 <jigsaw> start new job monday :D
11:27:00 <Wookie> yay
11:33:00 <Wookie> or not
11:34:00 <Wookie> ive got bad gastro
11:34:00 <Wookie> but ill gladly give it to you
11:34:00 <jigsaw> ill squeeze it out of you like toothpaste from a tube
11:34:00 <Wookie> no thanks
11:34:00 <Wookie> ive only just managed to stop the throwing up
11:34:00 <jigsaw> i can restart it with a few words ;)
11:35:00 <Wookie> or ill just put u on /ignore jigsaw 3
11:35:00 <Wookie> honestly some people have no brains
11:35:00 <jigsaw> 3?
11:35:00 <Wookie> yep
11:35:00 <Wookie> puts your connecting IP on ignore
11:35:00 <jigsaw> oh
11:35:00 <jigsaw> ill just change it then
11:35:00 <Wookie> not if i put you on ignore
11:36:00 <Wookie> like i did with jeffurson
11:36:00 <jigsaw> if you put me on ignore, youd still be sitting here in silence with no one to talk to :)
11:36:00 <Wookie> spose but when people say no thanks they really mean
11:36:00 <Wookie> no thnaks and to keep pushing the buttons is well stupid
11:37:00 <jigsaw> hey thats a page of chat, not bad for a morning effort
11:45:00 <matrix> Hey wookster
11:45:00 <Wookie> matrix
11:46:00 <Wookie> bbs
11:46:00 <lx> 1,0 See ya1,0 Wookie...
11:46:00 <Wookie> going to go get mum and the kids
11:49:00 <matrix> See ya soonish
11:49:00 <jigsaw> vkk wooks
11:58:00 <Maxwell> wake up bots
12:01:00 <jigsaw> exterminate! exterminate!
12:01:00 <lx> 1,0 Glenn: Perhaps0,0.1,0in0,0.1,0your0,0.1,0fantasies0,0.1,0I0,0.1,0am0,0.1,0awake??
12:02:00 <lx> 1,0 Glenn: I'm0,0.1,0not0,0.1,0sure0,0.1,0I0,0.1,0understand0,0.1,0you0,0.1,0fully.
12:03:00 <lx> 1,0 Glenn: Don't0,0.1,0you0,0.1,0really0,0.1,0a0,0.1,0bot??
12:03:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
12:04:00 <Maxwell> bots? heh
12:04:00 <Maxwell> uh huh
12:12:00 <Maxwell> heh wht a quit message
12:13:00 <jigsaw> thats still low key for wookie :)
12:19:00 <jigsaw> wb wooks
12:19:00 <Wookie> ta
12:21:00 <Wookie> what maxwells quit aid
12:21:00 <Wookie> said
12:21:00 <jigsaw> i like it when you say it
12:22:00 <Wookie> bad enough dealing with 3 boys aged 11 and 5
12:22:00 <Wookie> i dont need adults doing shit to piss me offf
12:23:00 <jigsaw> think of it as personal training, to better cope with the kids
12:23:00 <Wookie> or dont do it
12:23:00 <Wookie> is the better option
12:24:00 <jigsaw> so you would prefer to be surrounded by YES MEN ?
12:25:00 <Wookie> maybe not push my buttons today
12:25:00 <Wookie> how fucking hard is that not to undertand
12:44:00 <jigsaw> see now its silent and we all bored
13:02:00 <Jeffenstein> ???
13:02:00 <jigsaw> so pull your other hand from under the table and type with that :) if its clean
13:03:00 <matrix> Wtf are you morons carrying on about
13:03:00 <jigsaw> just painting pictures of a possible situation
13:09:00 <Jeffenstein> matrix
13:09:00 <Jeffenstein> !!
13:09:00 <Jeffenstein> Jiggeroo
13:12:00 <morphix> use dragon naturally failing
13:12:00 <morphix> *speaking
13:13:00 <Jeffenstein> kiss my batty
13:21:00 <matrix> You wish
13:38:00 <FredFlinstone> arvo fuxers
13:43:00 <FredFlinstone> fanks mate :)
13:43:00 <FredFlinstone> how is everyone this fine day?
14:07:00 <jigsaw> bbb
14:08:00 <Jeffenstein> bee girl
14:08:00 <Jeffenstein> !!!!
14:24:00 <Jeffenstein> bee girl
14:24:00 <Jeffenstein> the freckle fart from k-mart
14:31:00 <Wookie> away [r: afk visitors]
15:13:00 <Jeffenstein> wookstarter
15:14:00 <Wookie> what
15:14:00 <Jeffenstein> hello muffin top
15:15:00 <Wookie> right
15:15:00 <jigsaw> prepare to die
15:15:00 <Wookie> im going back to my visitors
15:15:00 <Wookie> bbl
15:15:00 <lx> 1,0 hb1,0 Wookie...
15:16:00 <Jeffenstein> jigsaw
15:16:00 <Jeffenstein> you doing any trick or treating tonight,,?
15:17:00 <FredFlinstone> so old that
15:17:00 <FredFlinstone> and so MIRC
15:17:00 <FredFlinstone> windozers
15:17:00 <FredFlinstone> borwingz
15:18:00 <FredFlinstone> Halloween is American crap
15:18:00 <FredFlinstone> why the fuck are we doing it?
15:18:00 <FredFlinstone> never have
15:20:00 <jigsaw> so is FredFlinstone :)
15:20:00 <Jeffenstein> i got my costume
15:21:00 <Jeffenstein> and a pumpkin face bucket for my candy
15:21:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah guess you would do that shit
15:21:00 <FredFlinstone> candy?
15:21:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
15:22:00 <FredFlinstone> are you a yank?
15:22:00 <FredFlinstone> or just a tosser?
15:22:00 <FredFlinstone> lolzzzzzz
15:22:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe both
15:22:00 <FredFlinstone> one in the same
15:22:00 <jigsaw> tosser is aussie term
15:22:00 <Jeffenstein> lolololololol
15:22:00 <FredFlinstone> tis jigsaw
15:22:00 <jigsaw> cant be a tossing yank
15:22:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmmm
15:22:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:23:00 <jigsaw> wanky yankie perhaps
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> okies
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> I stand erected
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> corrected
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
15:23:00 <Jeffenstein> what
15:23:00 <jigsaw> aussie tossers enjoy unique heritage not to be shared with yanks :)
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> where?
15:23:00 <Jeffenstein> you fucking faggot
15:23:00 <FredFlinstone> yes so true forgive me
15:24:00 <FredFlinstone> faggots fuck yes
15:24:00 <FredFlinstone> and yuor point is?
15:24:00 <FredFlinstone> do you know what a faggot is?
15:24:00 <Jeffenstein> i made money out of ur family fred
15:24:00 <FredFlinstone> did you know? do tell
15:25:00 <Jeffenstein> i got $50 an hour to shit in your dads mouth
15:25:00 <FredFlinstone> really?
15:25:00 <FredFlinstone> you must be a good shitter
15:25:00 <FredFlinstone> to shit for hours
15:25:00 <FredFlinstone> my my
15:25:00 <FredFlinstone> or just full of shit?
15:26:00 <Jeffenstein> shine my boots peasent
15:26:00 <FredFlinstone> thats a new way of spelling it
15:26:00 <FredFlinstone> peasent
15:26:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
15:26:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:26:00 <FredFlinstone> went to school and failed life ey?
15:26:00 <Jeffenstein> lololololol
15:27:00 <Jeffenstein> face
15:27:00 <FredFlinstone> omg it stinks
15:27:00 <FredFlinstone> you been eating road kill?
15:27:00 <Wookie> bahahaha mum just wiggled her bum at the boys
15:27:00 <FredFlinstone> and?
15:28:00 <Wookie> twins laughed
15:28:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
15:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I bet
15:28:00 <Jeffenstein> did she shit whilst wiggling
15:28:00 <Wookie> 11 yr old says MOVE
15:28:00 <FredFlinstone> did they fall over
15:28:00 <Wookie> um no
15:28:00 <Wookie> only you do that
15:28:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed he would
15:28:00 <FredFlinstone> obsessed with shitting
15:28:00 <Wookie> sitting on floor playing x-box
15:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I see you are from the crak a tinny tribe?
15:29:00 <Jeffenstein> yes
15:29:00 <FredFlinstone> that is demeaning my aboriginal heritage
15:29:00 <FredFlinstone> shame on you!
15:29:00 <Wookie> ok kids are going
15:29:00 <FredFlinstone> okies
15:29:00 <FredFlinstone> so now you can fart?
15:29:00 <Wookie> thank fuck
15:29:00 <Wookie> haha no
15:29:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:29:00 <Wookie> i got stuff to do before i get drunk
15:30:00 <FredFlinstone> are they your kids?
15:30:00 <Wookie> nephews
15:30:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
15:30:00 <FredFlinstone> you got none?
15:30:00 <Wookie> none yeh
15:30:00 <FredFlinstone> sensible lol
15:30:00 <FredFlinstone> not like I lmao
15:30:00 <FredFlinstone> nah only joking
15:30:00 <Wookie> haha
15:30:00 <FredFlinstone> I luv my kids
15:31:00 <FredFlinstone> oh Fred only had one didnt he?
15:31:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
15:31:00 <FredFlinstone> Pebbles
15:31:00 <FredFlinstone> I forgot about the other one
15:31:00 <OldOneEye> hi
15:31:00 <FredFlinstone> hello there oneye lol
15:32:00 <OldOneEye> :)
15:32:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope its not a brown eye
15:32:00 <OldOneEye> its both and nither
15:32:00 <FredFlinstone> nither?
15:32:00 <Jeffenstein> you from kickatinalong
15:32:00 <OldOneEye> neither
15:32:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
15:32:00 <FredFlinstone> blue then?
15:32:00 <OldOneEye> blackhole
15:32:00 <FredFlinstone> no Jeffenstein
15:32:00 <FredFlinstone> Kurnai
15:32:00 <OldOneEye> event horizon etc
15:32:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
15:33:00 <OldOneEye> yes
15:33:00 <Jeffenstein> did u fuck ur family
15:33:00 <OldOneEye> i lost my keys in there once
15:33:00 <FredFlinstone> my wife yes
15:33:00 <FredFlinstone> you did?
15:33:00 <FredFlinstone> woow
15:33:00 <Jeffenstein> sit round in a shed drinking goon sack
15:33:00 <OldOneEye> not they been compressed to a singlarity
15:33:00 <FredFlinstone> round?
15:33:00 <OldOneEye> not=now
15:33:00 <FredFlinstone> not around?
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
15:34:00 <OldOneEye> >X)
15:34:00 <Jeffenstein> see u round like my arsehole
15:34:00 <OldOneEye> lol
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> around
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> arsehole arent round
15:34:00 <OldOneEye> leave my nick alone seriously im not an asshole
15:34:00 <Wookie> lol
15:34:00 <OldOneEye> im a seer
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> more oval
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> its arsehole
15:34:00 <Jeffenstein> yours is stretched
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> another yank term
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> ass = donkey
15:34:00 <FredFlinstone> is it now?
15:35:00 <Admiral^Cock> now im a sailor
15:35:00 <FredFlinstone> semen?
15:35:00 <Admiral^Cock> salute me
15:35:00 <Admiral^Cock> :D
15:35:00 <FredFlinstone> yes sir!
15:35:00 <Jeffenstein> bumjackers anonymous
15:35:00 <Admiral^Cock> bend over
15:35:00 <FredFlinstone> and runs
15:36:00 <Admiral^Cock> lol
15:36:00 <Admiral^Cock> beersheba day today
15:36:00 <FredFlinstone> wh matrix
15:36:00 <FredFlinstone> wb
15:36:00 <Jeffenstein> its bumjack day for me
15:36:00 <FredFlinstone> I need help
15:36:00 <matrix> ty
15:36:00 <matrix> Wassup
15:36:00 <FredFlinstone> they want me to bend over
15:36:00 <Admiral^Cock> cant u guys be serious chat
15:36:00 <matrix> lol
15:36:00 <FredFlinstone> not lol
15:36:00 <Wookie> you can get bam bammed
15:37:00 <matrix> They want everyone to bend over
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
15:37:00 <matrix> wookster
15:37:00 <Admiral^Cock> cant u guys be serious chat
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> no!
15:37:00 <Admiral^Cock> why
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> cos
15:37:00 <Admiral^Cock> cos why
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> we are fuckwits
15:37:00 <Admiral^Cock> ok
15:37:00 <Wookie> with that name Admiral^Cock and dont repeat the same shit again
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
15:37:00 <matrix> You ask for serious and you have cock in your nick
15:37:00 <Admiral^Cock> no muslim here?
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> why ask that?
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
15:37:00 <Admiral^Cock> shutup im a sailor not my fault my last name is cock
15:37:00 <FredFlinstone> get serious
15:38:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a Seman
15:38:00 <matrix> you chose your nick
15:38:00 <FredFlinstone> semen
15:38:00 <FredFlinstone> seaman
15:38:00 <Wookie> i could just put him in the !cone box
15:38:00 <matrix> lol
15:38:00 <Admiral^Cock> :)
15:38:00 <matrix> All. 3
15:38:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:38:00 <Admiral^Cock> im a piate
15:38:00 <Wookie> then watch him try to chat but dont
15:38:00 <FredFlinstone> pilartes?
15:38:00 <matrix> Please do wookie
15:38:00 <FredFlinstone> nah hes fun
15:38:00 <Admiral^Cock> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
15:38:00 <FredFlinstone> like Jeffenstein
15:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Are a Pirate! (Jul 26, 2013) 1:37 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,919,725 views - likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
15:39:00 <Wookie> dunno how he got around that ban
15:39:00 <FredFlinstone> dumb fucker
15:39:00 <Jeffenstein> me?
15:39:00 <FredFlinstone> yes you
15:39:00 <Admiral^Cock> if u love to sail the sea
15:39:00 <Admiral^Cock> do wat u want cuz a pirate is free
15:39:00 <Admiral^Cock> u r a pirate
15:39:00 <Admiral^Cock> lol
15:39:00 <matrix> Someone kick the twat
15:40:00 <CaptainCondom> I wore a tee shirt with that on it once lol
15:40:00 <Admiral^Cock> im kewl bro relax
15:40:00 <CaptainCondom> he isnt hurting anyone
15:40:00 <Admiral^Cock> >X)
15:40:00 <Jeffenstein> who wants some bumjack fun
15:40:00 <CaptainCondom> none here
15:40:00 <Wookie> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10751815_1511872069080645_1017179832_n.jpg?oh=be05e98423eb6bccd2d5cf87b141fe5c&oe=54552D87&__gda__=1414848691_08caa7a46c934f82a6340c55ef4b5788
15:41:00 <Wookie> is that you joel
15:41:00 <CaptainCondom> lmao
15:41:00 <CaptainCondom> that would hurt
15:41:00 <matrix> lol
15:41:00 <Wookie> haha
15:41:00 <matrix> Love it.
15:41:00 <Wookie> he got ass aulted by a clown
15:41:00 <matrix> Brb changing client
15:41:00 <lx> 1,0 cya1,0 matrix...
15:41:00 <CaptainCondom> clowns are eveil
15:41:00 <Jeffenstein> loooooooooooolllllllllloooooooooooolllllooooooooooooooolllllllloooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooollllllllloooooooooooollllllllllloooooooooooooolllllllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllllooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooooooool
15:42:00 <matrix> Ok it was not THAT funny
15:42:00 <matrix> Some twat always has to take it too far
15:42:00 <Jeffenstein> u gettin lippy arsewipe
15:43:00 <matrix> you truly have a fascination with arses
15:43:00 <Admiral^Cock> any racists here?
15:43:00 <Jeffenstein> Says the ArseMaster
15:43:00 <Jeffenstein> me
15:43:00 <Jeffenstein> i hate abos
15:43:00 <Jeffenstein> indians
15:44:00 <CaptainCondom> hey!
15:44:00 <CaptainCondom> I am abo
15:44:00 <Admiral^Cock> i dun like abos and muslims
15:44:00 <CaptainCondom> we own this country
15:44:00 <Jeffenstein> kool
15:44:00 <Admiral^Cock> we conquered it
15:44:00 <CaptainCondom> just ask that thing from Sydney footy club
15:44:00 <Admiral^Cock> get over it
15:44:00 <CaptainCondom> Adam
15:44:00 <Admiral^Cock> build a nuke and take iot back if u can
15:44:00 <CaptainCondom> lolz
15:45:00 <CaptainCondom> I will build a nuke and shove it up your arse
15:45:00 <Jeffenstein> will it have a red head
15:45:00 <matrix> his arse is pretty loose
15:45:00 <matrix> need a big nuke
15:45:00 <CaptainCondom> I bet
15:45:00 <CaptainCondom> lmao
15:46:00 <CaptainCondom> yes jeffy
15:46:00 <Jeffenstein> i bobby pin couldnt fit up my butt
15:46:00 <Jeffenstein> a*
15:46:00 <CaptainCondom> why is that/
15:46:00 <matrix> howdy megz
15:46:00 <Admiral^Cock> any chicks wanna hook up tonight?
15:46:00 <Admiral^Cock> im horny
15:46:00 <Megz> hey
15:46:00 <CaptainCondom> yes I do
15:46:00 <Megz> i just got home
15:46:00 <matrix> hey thats my job
15:46:00 <CaptainCondom> lol
15:46:00 <matrix> I am good at batting my eyes
15:47:00 <CaptainCondom> hehehehehe
15:47:00 <matrix> Megz: not long home myself
15:47:00 <Jeffenstein> matrix likes a bumjack
15:47:00 <matrix> just cause I like women, do not assume I am that
15:47:00 <Megz> lol
15:48:00 <matrix> great now I have a cock up my arse and smell of fish
15:48:00 <Jeffenstein> ?
15:48:00 <Jeffenstein> Cool
15:48:00 <matrix> slapped me with a trout
15:48:00 <matrix> thats a fish aint it:P
15:49:00 <Megz> ill be bal in a min
15:49:00 <matrix> sure thing Megzabyte
15:49:00 <Jeffenstein> He is a poofter guts
15:49:00 <matrix> you assume a lot little man
15:49:00 <CaptainCondom> you love poofs Jeffy
15:49:00 <Admiral^Cock> death to the unbelivers
15:49:00 <CaptainCondom> fuck them every night
15:49:00 <matrix> I think Jeffenstein and Admiral^Cock should get together
15:49:00 <CaptainCondom> indeed
15:49:00 <matrix> they both have arse fascinations
15:50:00 <CaptainCondom> lolz
15:50:00 <Admiral^Cock> :)
15:50:00 <CaptainCondom> wheres MrMark?
15:50:00 <matrix> oh great
15:50:00 <Admiral^Cock> im more into poo
15:50:00 <matrix> that would be a threesome
15:50:00 <CaptainCondom> that be a nice 3sum
15:50:00 <CaptainCondom> oh my
15:50:00 <matrix> snap
15:51:00 <Jeffenstein> so CaptainCondom was in the bath lastnight with his boyfriend matrix... suddenly a globule of sperm rises to the top.. oops!! who farted..
15:51:00 <CaptainCondom> that makes no sense at all lol
15:51:00 <CaptainCondom> she is female
15:51:00 <matrix> I love how they assume what sex I am
15:51:00 <CaptainCondom> lolz
15:51:00 <CaptainCondom> but hey you are my BF Matrix
15:51:00 <Jeffenstein> lies
15:52:00 <matrix> :-)
15:52:00 <Jeffenstein> get away
15:52:00 <Jeffenstein> my matrix
15:52:00 <CaptainCondom> I am the top okay?
15:52:00 <matrix> sure thing :-)
15:52:00 <CaptainCondom> hehehehehe
15:52:00 <CaptainCondom> theron should be in here
15:53:00 <matrix> invite him over
15:53:00 <CaptainCondom> he would love this lol
15:53:00 <CaptainCondom> not online
15:53:00 <matrix> sydney is the new melb
15:53:00 <CaptainCondom> indeedy
15:53:00 <Jeffenstein> .
15:53:00 <Jeffenstein> matrix
15:53:00 <CaptainCondom> as long as it doesnt fuck it up!
15:53:00 <matrix> lol
15:53:00 <matrix> Jeffenstein
15:53:00 <Megz> lol
15:53:00 <CaptainCondom> do you know who I mean?
15:53:00 <Jeffenstein> about that penus being in ur butt
15:54:00 <matrix> lol
15:54:00 <matrix> :-)
15:54:00 <matrix> penis is the word
15:54:00 <matrix> and it is slightly uncomfortable
15:54:00 <CaptainCondom> can be
15:54:00 <CaptainCondom> for others
15:54:00 <CaptainCondom> lol
15:55:00 <matrix> thats better
15:55:00 <FredFlinstone> indeedy
15:55:00 <Jeffenstein> trick or treat
15:56:00 <Jeffenstein> trick! *boot down the stairs*
15:56:00 <matrix> oh you would love me treats wouldnt you
15:57:00 <Jeffenstein> treat me
15:57:00 <Jeffenstein> treat me to your pink candy
15:57:00 <matrix> you kind of blew it Jeffenstein. You made assumptions P
15:57:00 <matrix> :P
15:58:00 <Jeffenstein> i never blow anything
15:58:00 <matrix> only yourself hey
15:58:00 <matrix> :P
15:58:00 <Jeffenstein> not even the candles on my birthday cake
15:59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:59:00 <FredFlinstone> useless
16:00:00 <FredFlinstone> god this chardy tastes too good
16:00:00 <Wookie> hahaha
16:00:00 <matrix> what use is a man that can't blow
16:00:00 <FredFlinstone> need to stop
16:00:00 <matrix> lol
16:00:00 <Wookie> he uses a hoover to blow himself
16:00:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz nought
16:00:00 <matrix> useless as tits on a bull
16:00:00 <FredFlinstone> true
16:00:00 <Jeffenstein> i got a handy lastnight
16:00:00 <FredFlinstone> from yourself?
16:00:00 <Jeffenstein> blew 3 large shots
16:00:00 <Wookie> did u drink it
16:00:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
16:01:00 <Jeffenstein> she used my shirt to wipe it off her hands
16:01:00 <FredFlinstone> she?
16:01:00 <Jeffenstein> :-0
16:01:00 <matrix> I start night shift from tomorrow
16:01:00 <FredFlinstone> you sure?
16:01:00 <matrix> sucks balls
16:01:00 <matrix> 11pm to 7am
16:01:00 <FredFlinstone> mine?
16:01:00 <matrix> ffs
16:01:00 <FredFlinstone> not good
16:01:00 <matrix> going to be boring as batshit
16:01:00 <FredFlinstone> it will be
16:01:00 <FredFlinstone> what do you do?
16:01:00 <Jeffenstein> batshit is entertaining
16:01:00 <matrix> sorry i know I swear too much
16:02:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
16:02:00 <matrix> some don't like it lol
16:02:00 <FredFlinstone> and who might they be?
16:02:00 <matrix> makes me look like one of the boys :P
16:02:00 <FredFlinstone> you are!
16:02:00 <Jeffenstein> get fucked
16:02:00 <FredFlinstone> hopefully
16:02:00 <Jeffenstein> with a watermelon
16:03:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
16:03:00 <matrix> fuck the watermelon lol
16:03:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
16:03:00 <FredFlinstone> wheres the hole?
16:03:00 <matrix> now
16:03:00 <matrix> you want watermelons, ....
16:03:00 <matrix> no comments
16:03:00 <matrix> lol
16:03:00 <FredFlinstone> where are you Jeffenstein ?
16:03:00 <Jeffenstein> lets play dot 2 dot bee_nap
16:03:00 <Jeffenstein> lolzz
16:03:00 <Jeffenstein> y
16:04:00 <FredFlinstone> simple queation
16:04:00 <FredFlinstone> question
16:04:00 <Jeffenstein> nigeria
16:04:00 <Wookie> hes in bris
16:04:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
16:04:00 <matrix> it is too simple for his midn to take in
16:04:00 <matrix> mind*
16:04:00 <FredFlinstone> is he Jole?
16:04:00 <FredFlinstone> the hole lol
16:04:00 <matrix> he is hole
16:04:00 <matrix> lol
16:04:00 <FredFlinstone> snap
16:04:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
16:05:00 <FredFlinstone> would you like a boyfriend?
16:05:00 <Jeffenstein> joel with the skyskraper pole
16:05:00 <FredFlinstone> I will move to brissy
16:05:00 <matrix> I dont know any 2 inch skyscrapers
16:05:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
16:05:00 <matrix> but to each their own
16:05:00 <FredFlinstone> ans I will ask Barney to cum too
16:05:00 <Jeffenstein> ?
16:05:00 <FredFlinstone> you want my butt?
16:05:00 <Jeffenstein> Well yes
16:05:00 <Jeffenstein> It is 2 inches..
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> ok
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> thick?
16:06:00 <matrix> 2 inches will fit a butthole
16:06:00 <Jeffenstein> fr0m teH fLooR
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
16:06:00 <Jeffenstein> LOLOLO~L
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> that will be fun
16:06:00 <Wookie> just sit and swivel
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> do yu take it in the arse too?
16:07:00 <Jeffenstein> FredFlinstone grew up as a young teenage in his Crossdressing uncles flat.
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> I did how did y9ou know that?
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> wow
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> thats uncanny
16:07:00 <matrix> The weed is making him intelligent
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
16:07:00 <Wookie> lol
18:12:00 <MrMark> peek a boo!
19:00:00 <Megz> im back matrix
19:01:00 <matrix> so you are
19:01:00 <MrMark> im back too
19:01:00 <matrix> wb Pete
19:02:00 <Pete> ty
19:02:00 <Pete> stupid
19:02:00 <Pete> net
19:02:00 <Pete> ;(
19:03:00 <matrix> mine has been good since I made my modem a bridge and built a PFSense box as the router
19:03:00 <matrix> I think it is domestic routers that are crap
19:03:00 <Megz> ok
19:04:00 <matrix> yeah :-)
19:04:00 <matrix> I am a geek lol
19:05:00 <Pete> No sometimes it pings out
19:05:00 <MrMark> ive fondled a few routers in my time
19:06:00 <Pete> my brother worked as a i-t and , he use too , get , routers with heaps of cables too put in
19:06:00 <Pete> was fucking awesome
19:07:00 <Pete> Just inmagine how far your pc would go too use that
19:07:00 <Pete> bbl
19:46:00 <Wookie> heya glenn
19:47:00 <Wookie> DM my screen came today hes fixing it now i cant wait for my phablet
19:47:00 <Wookie> im so happy
19:48:00 <Wookie> and unhappy
19:48:00 <Wookie> ;/
19:48:00 <Wookie> ive got HIS cold now
19:48:00 <Wookie> but on the happier note my phones being fixed
19:53:00 <Wookie> wb dm :)
19:53:00 <Wookie> hes trying the hair dryer thing
19:53:00 <Wookie> its working
19:59:00 <JedStar> evening all
19:59:00 <Wookie> heya jed :)
20:06:00 <JedStar> howdy Wookie
20:06:00 <JedStar> How are you my friend?
20:13:00 <Wookie> im good
20:13:00 <Wookie> in and out of shivers
20:13:00 <Wookie> i think ive caught the other halfs cold
20:15:00 <Wookie> haha
20:15:00 <Megz> lol
20:15:00 <Wookie> ill breathe on you
20:15:00 <Lwaxana> we had a case of whooping cough at school
20:15:00 <Wookie> yeh the girls had croup last week
20:16:00 <Wookie> so both of us coughing atm
20:16:00 <JedStar> That's not good at all
20:16:00 <JedStar> Hopefully you get better soon Wookie
20:16:00 <Wookie> me too
20:16:00 <Wookie> im baby sitting tomoz lol
20:17:00 <JedStar> What's been happening today???
20:17:00 <JedStar> LOL
20:17:00 <JedStar> Who you baby sitting?
20:17:00 <JedStar> howdy Glenn
20:17:00 <JedStar> Howdy mzyoyo
20:18:00 <mzyoyo> hiiiiiiiiiii
20:19:00 <JedStar> how are you today?
20:19:00 <Wookie> twin nephews
20:19:00 <Wookie> their 5
20:19:00 <JedStar> fair enough
20:19:00 <JedStar> :-)\
20:19:00 <JedStar> What did you get up to today Wookie?
20:19:00 <Wookie> not much
20:19:00 <JedStar> Pretty warm one hey???
20:19:00 <Wookie> been unwell so i did a few thing needed doing and chill
20:19:00 <Wookie> sure has
20:20:00 <JedStar> I've been on the road for most of the day
20:20:00 <Wookie> not as hot as the other day when it hit 38
20:20:00 <Wookie> ahh lucky
20:20:00 <JedStar> Well
20:20:00 <Wookie> yeh he spent most of day in the truck
20:20:00 <JedStar> I was in Northern Sydney today and it was pretty damn warm
20:20:00 <Wookie> ouch
20:20:00 <JedStar> It was 36 in Berowra Waters
20:20:00 <Wookie> i think it was around 30 here
20:20:00 <JedStar> Where aboots are you?
20:21:00 <Wookie> south brissy
20:21:00 <JedStar> ohhhh
20:21:00 <JedStar> alright
20:21:00 <JedStar> Well even if I was home here in Newcastle it was still the same
20:21:00 <JedStar> 38
20:21:00 <Wookie> yeh
20:21:00 <Wookie> hot in and out lmao
20:21:00 <JedStar> Yup
20:22:00 <Lwaxana> hmmm...cool breeze just whispered through
20:22:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:22:00 <JedStar> Did a road trip with my girl
20:22:00 <Wookie> i got windows open atm
20:22:00 <JedStar> Where are you Lwaxana?
20:22:00 <Wookie> plus a an
20:22:00 <Lwaxana> oh ..picking up
20:22:00 <JedStar> LOL
20:22:00 <Lwaxana> The Shire
20:22:00 <JedStar> The Shire.... Mmmmm... Cronulla???
20:22:00 <Lwaxana> yepp
20:22:00 <JedStar> howdy milk
20:22:00 <JedStar> Fair enough
20:22:00 <JedStar> :-)
20:23:00 <JedStar> Was it damn hot down that part of Sydney today?
20:23:00 <Lwaxana> classroom has airconditioning
20:23:00 <JedStar> LOL
20:23:00 <JedStar> Lucky you
20:23:00 <Wookie> haha
20:23:00 <Lwaxana> at lunch kids flock in
20:23:00 <Wookie> yeh i got air con haha but i didnt use it
20:23:00 <JedStar> The car didn't have air con
20:23:00 <JedStar> And I was in and about northern sydney today
20:24:00 <Lwaxana> well in a room with 26 computers and 30 sweaty tenns
20:24:00 <milk> hello
20:24:00 <Wookie> hows this for good lwa
20:24:00 <JedStar> LOL
20:24:00 <Wookie> 5 yr old nephew walks up says aunty jackie its fucking hot
20:24:00 <Wookie> i almost spat out my ice block...
20:24:00 <Wookie> i go what did u say ethan
20:24:00 <Wookie> its fucking hot...
20:24:00 <Wookie> i think soaps needed
20:25:00 <JedStar> I would of washed his mouth out with soap
20:25:00 <Wookie> lol
20:25:00 <Wookie> i almost did
20:25:00 <Wookie> but i couldnt stop laughing
20:28:00 <Wookie> burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
20:41:00 <MrMark> BURP
20:45:00 <mzyoyo> so who wants to troll?
20:46:00 <Wookie> your flaps do
21:14:00 <jigsaw> wb wooks
21:15:00 <Wookie> ty