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00:38:00 <rookal> ben
00:38:00 <rookal> fuck off
00:43:00 <milk> you tell that Tony Abbott bloke he's on fire
00:43:00 <Pete> rookal be nice.
01:03:00 <ben> rookal: wanna play it in your mouth ?
01:06:00 <ben> sorry
01:06:00 <milk> ok ok
01:06:00 <milk> I think I have recovered from last week
01:06:00 <milk> all ready for another week
01:06:00 <ben> what happened to you last week
01:06:00 <milk> everyone else?
01:06:00 <ben> you mean the weekend?
01:06:00 <milk> nah I was on it all wee
01:06:00 <ben> you feel rested and well?
01:06:00 <milk> k
01:07:00 <ben> i guess youre ready for a busy week then
01:07:00 <ben> will be a quite week for me will just have 30 hours work
01:08:00 <ben> i was here years ago
01:08:00 <ben> my name was debian and cloudowind
01:08:00 <ben> just came to see if i will be able to see people from past:/
01:08:00 <milk> you know when you're a kid, and they tell you "that's a great idea kid, in 30 years time we'll know if it works. if it doesn't, we've wasted more money than that. if it does you better keep your fucking mouth shut"
01:09:00 <ben> whats that great idea?
01:09:00 <milk> internet pornography
01:09:00 <ben> and why do you need 30 years for that to see if it works?
01:09:00 <ben> are you a porn star?
01:09:00 <ben> i could be
01:10:00 <ben> all my girl friends said so:D
01:10:00 <ben> well ..i am getting older..
01:10:00 <ben> everyting changes with age
01:10:00 <ben> and with more age
01:11:00 <ben> i can still handle 5 all the night ahahaha
01:11:00 <ben> i eamn 5 chicks
01:11:00 <milk> my penis is 14 inches long
01:11:00 <ben> ive never been more than a chick in my life anyway
01:11:00 <ben> cool
01:11:00 <ben> you can sit on it then
01:12:00 <milk> yeah yeah yeah, heard it all before mate
01:12:00 <ben> ;D
01:12:00 <ben> have you tried
01:12:00 <milk> you're the guy who invented smoking crack
01:12:00 <ben> i am all clean
01:12:00 <ben> just a bit hungry
01:13:00 <ben> too lazy to movemyself to eat something...
01:13:00 <ben> well it must be easier for you
01:13:00 <ben> your cock could bring it for you
01:13:00 <ben> ahahahaha
01:14:00 <milk> ever heard of Bay Networks?
01:14:00 <ben> yes , the network next to Gay Networks i assume
01:15:00 <milk> they were around when Cisco Systems first started, their advertising was "Adpative Networking, Adaptive Networking, Adaptive Networking, What's the question?"
01:15:00 <ben> what were they they doing at that time
01:15:00 <ben> factoring dial up modems?
01:16:00 <milk> nah mid range networking gear, Cisco nailed em
01:16:00 <ben> what you mean
01:16:00 <ben> routers?
01:16:00 <milk> yep
01:17:00 <milk> the gear was similar, cisco had metal boxes and was more expensive
01:19:00 <milk> people forget these things
01:19:00 <ben> but your cock must be around 2 inchs at those years mate
01:20:00 <ben> you forget this too
01:20:00 <milk> will I remember this conversation tomorrow?
01:20:00 <ben> do you think god knows?
01:20:00 <milk> god knows what his mother tells him
01:21:00 <ben> she must heard about your 14 inchi
01:21:00 <ben> mean 144mm
01:21:00 <ben> :D
01:21:00 <milk> it was an act of god, yes
01:21:00 <ben> is bible pointing that out?
01:21:00 <milk> ever read it?
01:22:00 <ben> few pages
01:22:00 <milk> ever read someone elses?
01:22:00 <ben> yes few religious books but result was same
01:22:00 <ben> 5 i would say
01:22:00 <ben> then i decided allbullshit
01:22:00 <ben> just a bull shit
01:22:00 <ben> but i believe in god
01:22:00 <ben> not those books
01:22:00 <milk> my fav was tibetian book of the dead
01:23:00 <ben> kind of deist i am i guess
01:23:00 <ben> heavnt heard that
01:23:00 <milk> Deli Lamb Sandwich
01:24:00 <ben> i use irssi
01:25:00 <ben> getting old my brother
01:25:00 <ben> i will grep a sandwich you made move
01:25:00 <milk> myth and mystery
01:25:00 <ben> with your lamb sandw
01:25:00 <ben> bullshit and hope
01:25:00 <milk> chaos
01:26:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfiRwJeFsE
01:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roger Waters - Radio KAOS - Radio Waves (Sep 28, 2007) 4:38 - Category: Music - 300,626 views - likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
01:26:00 <ben> omg
01:26:00 <ben> roger waters
01:26:00 <ben> this is my man hey
01:26:00 <ben> ahaha
01:27:00 <ben> but i am not gonna listen to him now
01:27:00 <ben> hey chaos doesnt means lack of order or sequence
01:27:00 <ben> it has its own complex order and appearance
01:28:00 <ben> still under the same rules of existence
01:28:00 <ben> anyway
01:28:00 <ben> i am hungry mr waters
01:28:00 <ben> forward to the what god wants
01:28:00 <ben> :D
01:35:00 <milk> when you are the solution, you may become the problem
01:36:00 <milk> I've had 19 more years than I would have otherwise
07:34:00 <jigsaw> hi glenn
07:34:00 <jigsaw> is that half a smile or are you wearing a burka :)
07:34:00 <Jefferson> figures as big as jiggers
07:35:00 <jigsaw> we had a shitty day yesterday, glad to see you got our weather ;)
07:35:00 <Jefferson> shit monkey
07:35:00 <jigsaw> anytime ;)
07:35:00 <Jefferson> :D
07:53:00 <Jefferson> hey
07:53:00 <Jefferson> jigsaw
08:23:00 <Jefferson> i was wanking my stiff when weather lady came on
08:29:00 <Jefferson> !seen wookie
08:30:00 <Jefferson> Mickstopolopolus
08:41:00 <Jefferson> exo
08:41:00 <Jefferson> i see u son
08:42:00 <Jefferson> Mickastopolopolus
09:04:00 <Jefferson> homo men
10:07:00 <Jefferson> lolz
10:07:00 <Jefferson> is that just not me drinking a V ?
10:56:00 <ben> heya
10:56:00 <Jefferson> Hey Son
10:57:00 <ben> sun of the beach
10:59:00 <ben> do you want some sun shine?
10:59:00 <ben> i am going back to bed
11:02:00 <Jefferson> seeya poofter guts
11:55:00 <Pete> Wookie , good day...
11:55:00 <Wookie> hey
11:57:00 <ben> hey hey
12:12:00 <Wookie> hi ben
12:16:00 <Pete> Just having a coffee
12:17:00 <Wookie> too hot for that
12:17:00 <Pete> nah im sitting inside so yea
12:17:00 <Wookie> suppose to hit 38 here today
12:19:00 <Wookie> lol
12:20:00 <Wookie> i have a frozen coke but its just a puddle of coke
12:20:00 <lo> afternoon
12:20:00 <Wookie> lucky
12:21:00 <Wookie> haha
12:22:00 <Wookie> got invited out to a halloween party thurs night
12:22:00 <Wookie> i prolly wont go
12:22:00 <Wookie> bai
12:26:00 <Pete> thanks for the infomation, mate
12:30:00 <Bert187> Youtube: Soldiers Of Allah (1924) (May 18, 2008) 8:17 - Category: Education - 435,506 views - likes (93.1%), dislikes (6.9%)
12:35:00 <Jefferson> megs
12:35:00 <Jefferson> !!!
12:35:00 <Megz> hey
12:35:00 <Jefferson> hi baby
12:37:00 <Megz> wats doin
12:39:00 <Jefferson> bug all :)
12:39:00 <Pete> Thats great
12:39:00 <Megz> lol
12:40:00 <Jefferson> why interupt pete
12:40:00 <Jefferson> you jelly m8
12:40:00 <Pete> whats jelly mean?
12:41:00 <Jefferson> jealous
12:42:00 <Megz> lol
12:42:00 <Wookie> the dickhead way of saying jealous
12:43:00 <Jefferson> Wo0ki3
12:43:00 <Pete> Jefferson
12:43:00 <Jefferson> aaaaaahahaahah
12:44:00 <Wookie> either say my name right or stfu talking to me
12:44:00 <Megz> hey wookie wats doin
12:44:00 <Pete> 3LOL3
12:44:00 <Wookie> movng stuff around in here before i melt
12:44:00 <Wookie> lol
12:47:00 <BlackDevil> lol
12:47:00 <Megz> ok
12:47:00 <BlackDevil> fan blowing on my balls is the best way to cool
12:49:00 <Wookie> ill prolly switch to laptop under the air con after 1
12:49:00 <Wookie> 12 evn
12:49:00 <DragonMaster> wont be the best way if a blade hits a nut BlackDevil lol
12:50:00 <GrEmLiNz> i swear with wookie it's th etime of the month every day of the moneth
12:50:00 <BlackDevil> the fan wouldnt be on your balls
12:50:00 <BlackDevil> blowing
12:50:00 <BlackDevil> so a distance away
12:51:00 <DragonMaster> was only a joke lol
12:51:00 <lo> hi milk
12:52:00 <milk> howz thingz?
12:52:00 <lo> yeah ok hows u
12:52:00 <DragonMaster> lol
12:52:00 <milk> pretty good thanks
12:52:00 <lo> glad to hear
12:52:00 <milk> might go down the pharmacy isle
12:59:00 <Pete> wb
12:59:00 <Pete> :o
12:59:00 <Jefferson> =\
12:59:00 <Megz> :)
12:59:00 <Wookie> ta
12:59:00 <Wookie> that i btter
13:00:00 <Jefferson> megs megs
13:00:00 <Megz> yeeeeessssss
13:01:00 <Jefferson> wanna hgu
13:01:00 <Jefferson> hug
13:01:00 <Jefferson> :)
13:01:00 <Pete> Jefferson, shes taken mate
13:01:00 <Jefferson> oh pipe down you
13:01:00 <Pete> Sorry, too say bud
13:01:00 <Jefferson> ya not by u
13:02:00 <Megz> nah im with dm
13:02:00 <Megz> not pete
13:02:00 <Jefferson> dm ?
13:03:00 <Jefferson> lool
13:03:00 <Jefferson> DickMaster
13:03:00 <Jefferson> imo
13:03:00 <Megz> no dragonmaster
13:03:00 <Megz> petes mate
13:06:00 <ben> watched that movie
13:06:00 <Wookie> brb
13:06:00 <lx> 1,0 We'll still be here1,0 Wookie...
13:06:00 <ben> there was another nice one , how to train your dragon:D
13:06:00 <ben> you assume so dear lx...no one knows what future will bring..
13:06:00 <lx> 10,0 - The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
13:09:00 <ben> lo: are you a loop back device:D
13:09:00 <ben> too many it freaks around
13:09:00 <ben> IT
13:21:00 <Jefferson> how gay
13:22:00 <Wookie> awww poor joel got rejected
13:22:00 <BlackDevil> hey only gets rejected by girls
13:22:00 <BlackDevil> he accepts guys
13:22:00 <Wookie> yuuuuuuup
13:24:00 <Wookie> we fems dont like moocher anyway
13:24:00 <Wookie> moochers
13:25:00 <Bert187> i gotta stop having sex with 11 yo girls
13:25:00 <Wookie> saying shit like that gets u banned
13:26:00 <Wookie> thats not remotely funny
13:26:00 <Bert187> i gotta stop having sex with my 11yo step daughter
13:27:00 <Bert187> LOL
13:48:00 <lo> what ben
13:48:00 <lo> lol
13:56:00 <Jefferson> lo
13:56:00 <Jefferson> CHRIS LO
13:57:00 <Pete> whats the , weather right now Wookie
13:57:00 <lo> joel Jefferson
13:57:00 <Pete> its 23 or higher , right now
13:57:00 <Jefferson> CHRIS LO
13:57:00 <lo> JOEL JEFFERSON
13:58:00 <lo> nuff of that
13:58:00 <Jefferson> pay day on wednesday
13:58:00 <Jefferson> wat u gon buy
14:00:00 <Wookie> 33 degrees
14:00:00 <Pete> so its going higher, now
14:01:00 <Pete> what you going too reach.
14:01:00 <Wookie> they said 38
14:01:00 <Pete> woow holly shit
14:01:00 <Wookie> i just convinced my heat loving aunt to turn the air con
14:01:00 <Wookie> it was like a oven walking into the living room from the cold bedroom
14:01:00 <Pete> woow
14:02:00 <Pete> Hopefully you're aunty turns it on
14:02:00 <Pete> :)
14:02:00 <Wookie> thank god for cold water air con and fresh cold fruit
14:02:00 <Wookie> yah i did
14:02:00 <Wookie> its cooling off inside
14:03:00 <Wookie> i closed all blinds too
14:03:00 <Pete> yes
14:07:00 <Jefferson> Lolz
14:07:00 <Jefferson> bitter bumsex
14:25:00 <Pete> Jefferson whats wrong with you bud
14:26:00 <Jefferson> hahaaahaaaaaaaaa
14:26:00 <Jefferson> nuffin son of mine
14:26:00 <Pete> you're allways saying , stupid stuff too piss people off.
14:27:00 <Jefferson> am not son of min
14:27:00 <Jefferson> e
15:32:00 <Pete> howdie.
15:33:00 <Pete> Just got out of the shower, Just about too go too Lunch ;) Yay
15:34:00 <Pete> what, you guys doing anything more ? today?
15:34:00 <Jefferson> what
15:35:00 <Pete> much*
15:35:00 <Jefferson> dildo
15:35:00 <Jefferson> dildo salesman
15:35:00 <Wookie> thats what u do joel?
15:35:00 <Wookie> dirty perver
15:35:00 <Pete> Ohh, well, at least im doing something today
15:35:00 <Wookie> been out
15:36:00 <Pete> lol Wookie
15:36:00 <Wookie> so prolly chill til he gets home then go out again
15:36:00 <Jefferson> WOoKsTaRtEr
15:36:00 <Pete> yeah thats nice
15:36:00 <Pete> use her name correctly, its Wookie
15:36:00 <Wookie> kid that was here for the weekend
15:36:00 <Wookie> finished all the soft drinks he got
15:36:00 <Wookie> so he wants more
15:37:00 <Pete> ive got a 1.25 lt of soft drink here if he wants more.
15:37:00 <Wookie> nah
15:37:00 <Jefferson> boot the spoilt brat in the face
15:37:00 <Pete> or for that matter she
15:37:00 <Wookie> he needs at least 8 bottles
15:37:00 <Wookie> that will last him til thurs
15:38:00 <Wookie> hes not here joel
15:38:00 <Wookie> and im not a child abuser
15:38:00 <Jefferson> is he ffat
15:38:00 <Pete> Jefferson thats not nice
15:38:00 <Wookie> im not kicking my cousin in the face
15:38:00 <Wookie> no
15:38:00 <Jefferson> my friend nickolai davies dropped in
15:39:00 <Wookie> are we supposed to know who your druggie friends are
15:39:00 <Pete> lol Wookie
15:41:00 <Pete> well the thing is the goverment, is letting the shit into Austraila. so far 4.5 dead
15:41:00 <Pete> becuase , of the shit
15:41:00 <Pete> I just dont get it , to be honest
15:41:00 <Wookie> get what
15:42:00 <Pete> about the , fake weed shit I was in the deli when this , lady , was all funny
15:43:00 <Pete> she was going , all funny , she was about too drop on the flood and have a fit or pass out
15:44:00 <Pete> theres nothing we can do about it , soon as its banend they change the name of the Kronix
15:44:00 <Wookie> did the flood catch her
15:44:00 <Pete> Soo its fucked
15:44:00 <Pete> floor?
15:45:00 <Wookie> im sure u said flood not floor
15:45:00 <Pete> to be honest , I dident really give a shit they pay for the shit too fuck there , lifes up , not my problem
15:45:00 <Pete> Ops floor
15:45:00 <Pete> *
15:45:00 <Jefferson> huh
15:45:00 <Jefferson> i got wacky tobaccy
15:45:00 <Wookie> yep deo flood
15:45:00 <Pete> Its just im typeing fast
15:47:00 <Jefferson> here come the men in black
15:47:00 <Jefferson> uh its the mibs
15:47:00 <Jefferson> here come the mibs
15:48:00 <Jefferson> u never quite know where the mibs is at
15:49:00 <Pete> darn it
15:50:00 <Jefferson> pete!!!!
15:50:00 <Jefferson> petey
15:50:00 <Jefferson> my good son
15:54:00 <Jefferson> lol
15:54:00 <Pete> lol
15:54:00 <Wookie> not smart are we
15:55:00 <Jefferson> bum pellets
15:55:00 <Pete> forgot too do something Wookie
15:55:00 <Pete> brb
15:55:00 <Pete> Wookie
15:55:00 <lx> 1,0 ...so quiet now1,0 Pete...
16:00:00 <Jefferson> Peter.File
16:00:00 <Jefferson> is your last name file?
16:00:00 <Wookie> enough of that please jefferson
16:10:00 <Pete> Wookie do you want , anything, when i come back with some food?
16:10:00 <Megz> hey im bk
16:10:00 <Wookie> no thanks
16:10:00 <Pete> Lunch?
16:10:00 <Pete> *
16:11:00 <Pete> Omg whats wrong with me today
16:11:00 <Pete> :{
16:11:00 <Wookie> i am ok
16:11:00 <Megz> maybe u got out of the wrong side of the bed today
16:11:00 <Pete> Thats okay
16:11:00 <Wookie> not hungry at all
16:11:00 <Wookie> too hot
16:12:00 <Pete> yes people do get like that sometimes , well sometimes i dont eat at all
16:12:00 <Pete> for days
16:12:00 <Pete> is that bad Wookie?
16:32:00 <Wookie> not really ill eat when im hungry
16:32:00 <Wookie> i just happened to eat something when i was out this morn
16:33:00 <Wookie> im on a weight loss bender atm eating healthy instead of shit
16:33:00 <Wookie> working too
16:34:00 <Jefferson> pizza is good 4 u
16:34:00 <Wookie> um no
16:35:00 <Wookie> im trying to lose the weight not gain it
16:35:00 <Jefferson> eat some coloured popcorn then
16:35:00 <Wookie> nope
16:35:00 <Wookie> im trying to stay away from junk food...
16:35:00 <Jefferson> oh
16:36:00 <Wookie> besides that shit u suggested would make my sugar level soar