// #sydney — 2014-08-24
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05:51:00 <Lou> hmmm I worked out that u can buy shit online with ur debit card if u have noffin in ur acct, but u can't do the same at an eftpos terminal usin ur credit acct
05:51:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
07:36:00 <Lou> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtIbcXlFHGI
07:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TV Rock feat. Seany B - Flaunt It (Mar 17, 2011) - Category: Music - -
07:50:00 <lx> 12,0 Welcome norti into the I note you are also in which are known havens for retards and the dregs of
07:50:00 <lx> 12,0 If you wish to remain here, leave those channels NOW!
07:50:00 <thejoff> ???
07:51:00 <thejoff> Ana_Ng
07:51:00 <thejoff> stinkin Ana_Ng!
07:52:00 <Ana_Ng> fragrant jeffos
07:52:00 <thejoff> thats me
07:55:00 <Ana_Ng> smoochies
07:56:00 <Lou> soup
07:57:00 <thejoff> lol
07:57:00 <thejoff> ana stink
08:00:00 <Ana_Ng> no bra
08:00:00 <Ana_Ng> no panties
08:00:00 <Ana_Ng> little dress
08:00:00 <thejoff> yes
08:01:00 <thejoff> i have seen b5
08:01:00 <thejoff> b4
08:03:00 <thejoff> i have seen ana
08:05:00 <Lou> ye ok stfu n keep eet to urself
08:05:00 <thejoff> lol
08:05:00 <thejoff> Excessive
08:05:00 <Lou> soup
08:08:00 <thejoff> soup?
08:09:00 <Lou> fckn slow u r ........... sup!
08:10:00 <thejoff> ??
08:11:00 <thejoff> let me borrow your miniture screw driver
08:13:00 <|Z|> brb
08:13:00 <lx> 1,0 ciao for now1,0 |Z|...
08:17:00 <lx> 12,0 ...5...
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08:17:00 <lx> 12,0 No, I can see to don't want to accept good advice!
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08:18:00 <lx> 12,0 Like your brain, you're way too slow!
08:18:00 <thejoff> lol
08:21:00 <thejoff> The Absolute Power!!
08:22:00 <thejoff> quit stairin at me like a infa red
08:25:00 <lx> 12,0 ...5...
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08:25:00 <lx> 12,0 You've now no time left to even 'phone a friend.
08:26:00 <thejoff> lol
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08:26:00 <thejoff> lolololololololol
08:26:00 <thejoff> pwned itself
08:26:00 <thejoff> coned itself
08:38:00 <lo> hi Glenn
08:45:00 <jigsaw> oh good retards off, i can come out now
08:46:00 <Ana_Ng> this tard is right here
08:49:00 <thejoff> big stink
08:50:00 <Ana_Ng> the little pink
08:50:00 <thejoff> the little brown
08:54:00 <Ana_Ng> he likes to watch
08:55:00 <thejoff> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
08:55:00 <thejoff> ana did u show him urself naked 2??
08:55:00 <Ana_Ng> dance for us monkey, dance!
08:56:00 <jigsaw> yeah she did
08:56:00 <thejoff> hehe
08:56:00 <jigsaw> we rolled around drunk and naked together one night
08:56:00 <thejoff> lolz
08:57:00 <jigsaw> new years eve, here in this channel ;) synchronous naked roll
08:57:00 <jigsaw> only got the silver
08:58:00 <Ana_Ng> it is only because jigsaw gave his love to me
08:58:00 <jigsaw> yes sorry it had to come via snail mail
08:59:00 <Ana_Ng> you are worth waiting for
08:59:00 <jigsaw> <ego trip>
09:00:00 <Ana_Ng> if we want to express our love by watching stinky jeffos, then we shall
09:01:00 <thejoff> lolololol
09:02:00 <jigsaw> so no relation to thehoff?
09:02:00 <thejoff> yes
09:02:00 <Ana_Ng> but more likely we will eat big meals while watching old movies
09:02:00 <jigsaw> we?
09:02:00 <Ana_Ng> oui
09:03:00 <thejoff> 3 large pizzas for ana
09:03:00 <jigsaw> ill be consuming you mah dear
09:03:00 <Ana_Ng> ooh!
09:03:00 <thejoff> OR IS THAT 3 LARGE PENIS'S
09:03:00 <thejoff> Ho ho ho ho
09:03:00 <thejoff> :>
09:04:00 <jigsaw> in french that would be "whore whore whore"
09:04:00 <jigsaw> english "ha ha ha"
09:05:00 <thejoff> oh
09:05:00 <thejoff> sorry
09:05:00 <Ana_Ng> hoo-uh
09:06:00 <thejoff> jiggers
09:06:00 <jigsaw> joffa
09:06:00 <Ana_Ng> chiggers and fleas
09:06:00 <Ana_Ng> no see-ums
09:06:00 <thejoff> chutup
09:07:00 <Ana_Ng> hush odorino
09:08:00 <thejoff> lolzzzz
09:08:00 <thejoff> oregano
09:10:00 <Ana_Ng> time to play hot/cold
09:11:00 <Ana_Ng> i picked a country, you guess
09:11:00 <jigsaw> america :)
09:11:00 <Ana_Ng> cold
09:12:00 <jigsaw> its like sheldon cooper picking "spock" every time
09:12:00 <jigsaw> i know, somewhere very close to you, Tasmania! :)
09:12:00 <Ana_Ng> not a country
09:13:00 <jigsaw> if you loved me youd say im right 100% of the time ;)
09:13:00 <Ana_Ng> this is a fast game
09:13:00 <Ana_Ng> hahaha
09:13:00 <Ana_Ng> you have not tamed the shrew
09:15:00 <Ana_Ng> and you're no Petruchio
09:24:00 <Ana_Ng> jigsaw, i am making you buttermilk pancakes
09:25:00 <jigsaw> woohoo
09:25:00 <jigsaw> fresh squeezed milk? ;)
09:26:00 <Ana_Ng> yes dear
09:27:00 <thejoff> lol
09:27:00 <thejoff> milk from the tits
09:29:00 <Ana_Ng> jigsaw expects the best
09:30:00 <thejoff> so does ur father
09:35:00 <jigsaw> wait til you see where she gets her OJ from ;)
09:45:00 <Ana_Ng> pancakes ready
10:12:00 <MrTracy> hello thunderbird
10:12:00 <MrTracy> keep still aNg
10:14:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry
10:14:00 <Ana_Ng> had to go back for more pancakes
10:22:00 <jigsaw> cyber pancakes that require you to leave the chatroom?
10:22:00 <Ana_Ng> yum
10:27:00 <Ana_Ng> many things require my attention
10:27:00 <jigsaw> me included
10:28:00 <Ana_Ng> you count for two
10:31:00 <jigsaw> out of a total of ... 2?
10:34:00 <Ana_Ng> each breast counts for 3
10:36:00 <Ana_Ng> side, over and under
11:19:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
11:40:00 <lo> i go nuts so you sleep with my so called friends
11:40:00 <lo> who is the nut job\
11:40:00 <lo> not me
11:44:00 <Ana_Ng> i only sleep with jigsaw
11:44:00 <Ana_Ng> or nap nearby
11:45:00 <lo> hi Ana_Ng
11:45:00 <Ana_Ng> hi lo
11:46:00 <lo> i'm just bit angry
11:47:00 <lo> dont know what the hell is going on
11:48:00 <Ana_Ng> arms too short to box with god
11:48:00 <lo> think someone was using my pc as proxy
11:49:00 <lo> cause my inet speed jumped more than 1/4
11:52:00 <lo> got no real friends
11:54:00 <lo> only see my parents so i actually eat
11:54:00 <lo> cause i dont care about life
11:54:00 <lo> been lied to all my life
11:56:00 <lo> why should i try when i just get lied to
11:57:00 <Ana_Ng> i understand
11:57:00 <lo> :)
11:57:00 <Ana_Ng> suckiness is all around
11:58:00 <lo> called the feds on myself
11:59:00 <lo> cause i was crazy cause i was teased with affection
12:04:00 <lo> hi quel
12:14:00 <lo> yay
12:15:00 <lo> like weed but cant trust noone i can get it off
12:18:00 <`o-o`> optic blast
12:18:00 <lo> oh
12:18:00 <lo> lol
12:19:00 <`o-o`> i am glasses
12:19:00 <lo> chicks are cute with glasses
12:19:00 <`o-o`> how about guys
12:20:00 <lo> to chicks maybe but not to me
12:22:00 <`o-o`> do u wear glasses
12:22:00 <lo> nope
12:24:00 <`o-o`> o-o
12:25:00 <`o-o`> that guy got optic blasted
12:26:00 <Exo> !voice lo
12:27:00 <Exo> !list admin
12:27:00 <Exo> !list admins
12:45:00 <jigsaw> wookers
12:46:00 <Wookie> jigz
13:06:00 <jigsaw> in out in out
13:06:00 <Ana_Ng> you love it
13:06:00 <jigsaw> i think you just like intercourse with lx
13:06:00 <lx> 10,0 - Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
13:07:00 <Ana_Ng> i am watching tv mormons
13:08:00 <Ana_Ng> pioneer women with fake eyelashes
13:24:00 <Ana_Ng> jigsaw, what is your favorite vicious animal?
13:28:00 <jigsaw> you my dear
13:28:00 <jigsaw> followed by wookie
13:30:00 <Wookie> wookies doing what
13:32:00 <Ana_Ng> i will tear wookie apart with my jaws
13:33:00 <Ana_Ng> and an old fountain pen
13:33:00 <Wookie> and ill kick your ass out that door
13:34:00 <jigsaw> Egg fight!
13:34:00 <Ana_Ng> then I will wink at jigsaw
13:34:00 <Ana_Ng> who is sitting in a darkened corner, watching
13:36:00 <Ana_Ng> rowr
13:36:00 <jigsaw> im about to watch new doctor who
13:37:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
13:37:00 <Ana_Ng> i dont even know what that show is about
13:37:00 <jigsaw> 50 years of catching up to do aNg ;)
13:39:00 <Ana_Ng> no thanks
13:40:00 <jigsaw> its been scaring little children for 50 years
13:41:00 <jigsaw> Americans only recently bought the rights to make it
13:41:00 <Ana_Ng> the original was on public television here
13:41:00 <jigsaw> still is
13:42:00 <Ana_Ng> and yet, i remain unmoved
13:43:00 <Ana_Ng> obviously it is a medical show
13:43:00 <jigsaw> scifi
13:43:00 <Ana_Ng> like doc martin
13:43:00 <Ana_Ng> oh jig
13:43:00 <Ana_Ng> i am yanking your chain
13:43:00 <jigsaw> thought so
13:43:00 <jigsaw> harder!
13:43:00 <jigsaw> more!
13:43:00 <Ana_Ng> umph
13:44:00 <Ana_Ng> that's i
13:44:00 <Ana_Ng> it
13:44:00 <Ana_Ng> you are getting a stilletto in your back
13:45:00 <jigsaw> i prefer em on my feet
13:48:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
14:23:00 <Ana_Ng> saw
14:25:00 <thejoff> ana
14:25:00 <thejoff> damned u
14:25:00 <thejoff> stinkin
14:25:00 <jigsaw> aNg
14:25:00 <thejoff> jiggers
14:25:00 <jigsaw> a net splatt
14:31:00 <Ana_Ng> supersplattssiveblackhole
15:02:00 <lo> :( but :) more :)~ and :p
15:04:00 <thejoff> chris
15:04:00 <thejoff> got any chop
15:04:00 <lo> u mean weed
15:04:00 <lo> ?
15:04:00 <thejoff> yes
15:05:00 <lo> nah
15:05:00 <lo> im bit spung out today neways
15:08:00 <lo> hi milk
15:09:00 <milk> hey lo
15:09:00 <Ana_Ng> woo
15:09:00 <lo> i confused as hell
15:11:00 <milk> about what?
15:12:00 <lo> who ppl are
15:12:00 <Resool> hello lo
15:12:00 <lo> hello Resool
15:13:00 <Resool> would you help me translating my website step by step
15:13:00 <lo> right now?
15:13:00 <Resool> no
15:13:00 <lo> sure
15:14:00 <Resool> i found a website which does tranlate the website, but i am afraid not all of the translation is correct
15:16:00 <Resool> i would translate it, but i would need help correcting some errors. That is what i am asking for
15:16:00 <lo> ok no problem
15:16:00 <Ana_Ng> stinkers
15:16:00 <Resool> hello Wookie how was your journey
15:16:00 <Resool> hello Ana_Ng
15:16:00 <Ana_Ng> hi resool
15:17:00 <Resool> why are we stinkers
15:17:00 <lo> need a drink
15:17:00 <Ana_Ng> just joff
15:17:00 <lo> or sleep
15:17:00 <Resool> ok no problem
15:20:00 <lo> feels like i'm trippin on lsd
15:20:00 <lo> but havent done that in years
15:20:00 <Resool> you are smoking too much
15:21:00 <Resool> or it is a flash back
15:25:00 <joferson> Resool
15:26:00 <joferson> stinky
15:26:00 <joferson> angers
15:27:00 <Resool> hello joferson :)
15:27:00 <joferson> hello son
15:28:00 <Resool> where is the different between thejoff and joferson
15:28:00 <Resool> is it like mr jackle and hide
15:31:00 <Resool> have you been hunting Ana_Ng or just met your neighbour? :)
15:32:00 <Wookie> !resool, long and tiring
15:32:00 <Resool> how was the weather
15:32:00 <Wookie> rained all day yesterday
15:32:00 <Wookie> was dryish today
15:32:00 <Resool> sorry :(
15:32:00 <Wookie> not your fault
15:33:00 <Ana_Ng> both resool
15:33:00 <Resool> :)
15:33:00 <Wookie> and i think the word you were looking for was Jerkyl and Hyde
15:33:00 <Wookie> i donno either too tired to care lol
15:33:00 <Ana_Ng> jekyll
15:33:00 <Wookie> yeh that
15:33:00 <Wookie> like i said tired
15:44:00 <joferson> hahaahahhhaha
15:44:00 <joferson> Jerkyl
15:44:00 <Resool> than you wookie and Ana_Ng
15:46:00 <Resool> Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
15:59:00 <Exo> resool o toole
16:00:00 <Resool> resool o toole is cool
16:00:00 <Resool> :)
16:01:00 <joferson> resool o toole
16:01:00 <joferson> ahahhah
16:01:00 <joferson> lol
16:01:00 <Wookie> !joferson, you must be bored
16:01:00 <Exo> j0ffa corte
16:01:00 <joferson> Wookstarter
16:01:00 <Resool> joferson is mr hyde
16:01:00 <joferson> sk3l3t0n
16:02:00 <joferson> mr SkeL3ToN
16:03:00 <Exo> mr plow
16:03:00 <Wookie> btw ill wookstarter you out that door joel
16:03:00 <joferson> lol
16:03:00 <Ana_Ng> the name again
16:04:00 <Wookie> least hes not fixated on me anymore
16:04:00 <Exo> plow king
16:04:00 <Resool> it is the way he is laughing that makes me know that ahahahahahah
16:04:00 <Exo> resool von manstein
16:04:00 <joferson> hhaahahaha
16:05:00 <Wookie> grrrrrrr
16:05:00 <joferson> resool vandermiech
16:05:00 <Exo> resool voldemort
16:05:00 <joferson> hairy poofta
16:06:00 <Exo> haha
16:10:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
16:10:00 <Ana_Ng> wookie is from 1975
16:10:00 <Wookie> no actually im a 1979 kid thanks
16:10:00 <Wookie> dont make me older then i already am
16:12:00 <Ana_Ng> what is the first thing a man does after ejaculating?
16:12:00 <Ana_Ng> clears history
16:12:00 <joferson> does not
16:13:00 <FOBZTA> Eh
16:13:00 <Wookie> naw ana_ng they make you stand there and lick it up
16:13:00 <Wookie> i wouldnt do it i cant stand the taste of cum
16:14:00 <FOBZTA> 😤
16:21:00 <Wookie> lol
16:23:00 <joferson> !list retards
16:23:00 <joferson> am on this list
16:23:00 <joferson> ?
16:23:00 <Wookie> im 35?
16:23:00 <Ana_Ng> you are the reason for the list
16:23:00 <Resool> more than 10 year younger than me :)
16:24:00 <joferson> hehee
16:24:00 <joferson> ana ng u stinkin stink
16:24:00 <Wookie> id gladly put him on there Glenn
16:24:00 <Wookie> lol
16:26:00 <Resool> joferson this is not the way to talk to a lady
16:26:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng you are a lady aren't you? :P
16:28:00 <Wookie> unless shes a hermaphrodite and can be male and female at once
16:29:00 <joferson> vintage herm porn.exe
16:29:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng what do the Ng stand for
16:29:00 <Resool> stands for
16:30:00 <joferson> NEW GURL
16:31:00 <Ana_Ng> ng is a common asian surname
16:32:00 <Resool> are you a asian woman
16:32:00 <Ana_Ng> no
16:33:00 <Ana_Ng> ana ng is a song by they might be giants
16:34:00 <Resool> i had some rash thoughts about Ng :)
16:34:00 <joferson> lololololol
16:34:00 <joferson> perverted?
16:34:00 <joferson> perverted thoughts?
16:34:00 <Ana_Ng> you may need something for that rash
16:35:00 <Resool> not perverted more sexy
16:35:00 <joferson> lolololol
16:36:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng do you agree that i tell him
16:36:00 <Ana_Ng> i agree to nothing
16:36:00 <Resool> i do not care
16:37:00 <Ana_Ng> you are not hitler, and i am not poland
16:37:00 <Resool> Ana_Ng stands for Ana_negligee
16:38:00 <joferson> lol
16:41:00 <Resool> considering the amount of dates you have been talking about
16:44:00 <Resool> i could not help thinking about negligee instead of Ng
16:45:00 <Wookie> go on wank it out
16:47:00 <Wookie> tease your cocktail weiner
16:54:00 <Resool> sorry, :( i was trying to make a funny joke. As so many times in my life i started talking before my brain started working.
16:56:00 <Resool> i did not want to offend you Ana_Ng.
16:56:00 <Resool> to late
16:56:00 <Resool> wookie did i go to far
16:57:00 <Resool> i did not want to offend you Ana_Ng.
16:57:00 <Ana_Ng> no problem
16:59:00 <Resool> i alway start talking before my brain. This caused me already a lot of problems
16:59:00 <Resool> But i am not mean, i just trying to be funny
17:00:00 <Ana_Ng> i know
17:00:00 <Resool> thanks :)
17:01:00 <Resool> today is traffic jam day!!!!
17:02:00 <Resool> i will be on the road making some traffic jam, because i do not drive very fast
17:02:00 <Resool> i am just using my car on sundays or holidays, so people are not in a hurry
17:03:00 <joferson> lol
17:03:00 <Resool> as every sunday we are going to that little restaurant for lunch
17:04:00 <Resool> joferson what did you take? You should change your dealer :)
17:05:00 <joferson> little bit of green leaf
17:05:00 <Resool> that is ok
17:06:00 <joferson> yep
17:06:00 <joferson> g.f comes to visit tomorrow
17:08:00 <Resool> But tomorrow it is not wednesday :)
17:08:00 <joferson> monday
17:08:00 <joferson> doofus
17:08:00 <Resool> couldn't you hold it anymore
17:08:00 <Resool> :)
17:08:00 <joferson> lololol
17:12:00 <joferson> hold wot
17:40:00 <Resool> bye
17:53:00 <lo> _offensive
17:53:00 <lo> language
17:53:00 <lo> lolz
17:56:00 <Wookie> who got what
17:56:00 <lo> nothing bored
18:09:00 <Picard> lol @ lo
18:09:00 <Picard> lo why cant you get it up?
18:13:00 <Ana_Ng> lo flys lo
18:13:00 <Picard> he cant get an erection poor fella
18:13:00 <Picard> his ex laughed at him
18:13:00 <Picard> so he went to a hooker and she took his money and lol'ed at him
18:27:00 <lo> hi Ana_Ng
18:28:00 <lo> wb
18:31:00 <Ana_Ng> hey baybuh
18:31:00 <lo> hi hun
18:41:00 <lo> Q{
18:42:00 <Q{> hi
18:42:00 <Q{> cant chat
18:42:00 <lo> kk
18:43:00 <Ana_Ng> Q's schlong is in charge
18:57:00 <Exo> geodudes
19:13:00 <nano> hello sydney chatters
19:13:00 <nano> room dead nobody speask 90% bots
19:14:00 <Ana_Ng> hi
19:36:00 <lo> hmm gotta install adblocker
19:36:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:48:00 <jigsaw> hi nano, you got it in one! :)
19:53:00 <nano> remove all the bots
19:54:00 <jigsaw> why, then no one will talk
19:54:00 <jigsaw> right lx
19:54:00 <lx> 10,0 - How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? None: "The user can work it out."
19:54:00 <jigsaw> see
19:55:00 <jigsaw> 11! 1 to change the light bulb, and 10 to write the documentation.
20:08:00 <Resool> Hello
20:08:00 <lo> hi
20:09:00 <Resool> i have been doing some traffic jam :)
20:10:00 <Resool> Hello lo
20:11:00 <lo> cool
20:14:00 <Resool> It is not funny for those behind me :)
20:17:00 <Resool> Outside the city i am driving about 75 km /h
20:17:00 <Resool> Every few kilometers there are speed limits of 70 or 60 km / h
20:18:00 <Resool> So it does not make much sense driving much faster
20:32:00 <Resool> Bye
20:53:00 <nano> take the bots out
21:06:00 <lx> 1,0 Glenn: We0,0.1,0were0,0.1,0discussing0,0.1,0you,0,0.1,0not0,0.1,0me.
21:24:00 <lo> hi Jewel
21:24:00 <lo> :)
21:25:00 <Jewel> hey lo how are you
21:25:00 <lo> not to bad urself?
21:25:00 <Jewel> ok thanks
21:26:00 <lo> :^) coolies
21:27:00 <Jewel> :)
23:00:00 <jigsaw> !seen cath^
23:18:00 <nano> !seen johninja
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