// #sydney — 2014-08-17
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02:15:00 <jigsaw> hihihihi
02:29:00 <Resool> hello
02:29:00 <jigsaw> hi looseR
02:29:00 <Resool> hello jigsaw i am a loser and not looser
02:30:00 <jigsaw> but the spelling :)
02:30:00 <Jewel> lol
02:30:00 <Resool> i know and that is my problem
02:30:00 <Resool> hello jewel
02:30:00 <jigsaw> hi jewel
02:31:00 <Jewel> hi Resool
02:31:00 <Jewel> hi jigsaw
02:31:00 <Resool> i would have to kill too many people to get the loser domain
02:32:00 <jigsaw> better get to it then
02:32:00 <Resool> to get resol would be the same efford
02:32:00 <jigsaw> resol is not a registered name
02:32:00 <jigsaw> :)
02:34:00 <Resool> But my nickname is my domain, so i can advertise for my pinocchio's :)
02:35:00 <Jewel> eh
02:35:00 <Resool> do you want to see my pinocchio :^)
02:35:00 <Jewel> this just got weird
02:35:00 <jigsaw> no thanks, keep it in ya pants ;)
02:35:00 <jigsaw> walked into that one baldrick
02:35:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/relax.gif
02:36:00 <jigsaw> should it be limp.gif
02:36:00 <Resool> jigsaw what did you expect me to show :(
02:36:00 <Jewel> LOL
02:36:00 <jigsaw> just stirring ya pot
02:37:00 <Resool> ok his name is not pinocchio his name is John but it is a wooden figur
02:37:00 <Resool> some kind of pinocchio
02:41:00 <Resool> are you going out tonight
02:41:00 <Resool> Jewel jigsaw
02:41:00 <Jewel> yeah
02:41:00 <Jewel> im going out at 3am
02:41:00 <jigsaw> err its 2 am
02:41:00 <Jewel> lol
02:41:00 <Jewel> i mean 2
02:41:00 <Jewel> no its almost 3
02:42:00 <jigsaw> im in adelaide remember
02:42:00 <Jewel> want to go out jigsaw
02:42:00 <Jewel> no i dont remember
02:42:00 <jigsaw> sure lets get a drink
02:42:00 <jigsaw> over skype
02:42:00 <Jewel> ok
02:42:00 <Jewel> lol
02:42:00 <Jewel> thats the new 'going out'
02:43:00 <jigsaw> everywhere you go someones got their phone out as they walk etc, virtual friends ;)
02:43:00 <Jewel> yup lol
02:44:00 <Resool> to talk to virtual friends you do not need to go out
02:44:00 <Resool> only the girls do not look that atractive in irc chat :)
02:45:00 <Jewel> :(
02:45:00 <Jewel> are you sexy?
02:45:00 <Resool> it is 6:45pm but i am not going out
02:46:00 <jigsaw> chat chicks are the sexiest out, you need to fine tune your imagination.
02:46:00 <Resool> ehh first you want me to keep it in and now you asking if i am sexy :P
02:47:00 <jigsaw> no im not
02:47:00 <Jewel> what....
02:47:00 <Resool> neither am i :(
02:47:00 <Jewel> this guy confuses me
02:48:00 <jigsaw> which
02:48:00 <Jewel> Resool
02:48:00 <Jewel> he makes no sense
02:48:00 <Resool> yes
02:48:00 <jigsaw> and I do? good can i have that in writing ;)
02:49:00 <Jewel> lol
02:49:00 <Jewel> jigsaw makes sense
02:49:00 <Jewel> there
02:49:00 <Resool> jigsaw you do look ugly too
02:50:00 <jigsaw> thats no secret looseR :)
02:50:00 <Jewel> ugly is the new pretty
02:50:00 <Jewel> this guy is so behind with the times....t hats what you get ffor living in germany
02:50:00 <jigsaw> ugly is the new black
02:50:00 <Jewel> lol yes
02:51:00 <jigsaw> i have a face for radio, so one up on you ;)
02:51:00 <Jewel> yay
02:54:00 <Resool> my wife right left home to go into the city, one hour left for shoping after that she will have some drinks, which will make me look like cloney
02:55:00 <Jewel> *insert forced laugh*
02:56:00 <Resool> :'(
02:56:00 <Jewel> :)
02:56:00 <Jewel> yes you will look handsome to her after she gets drunk
03:00:00 <Resool> someone here did post a link to mother less com
03:01:00 <Jewel> and...
03:02:00 <Resool> tomorrow is my traffic jam day. I will drive a car. And i will cause a traffic jam behind me because i am driving slower than others
03:04:00 <Resool> jewel did you have a look at the domain?
03:04:00 <Jewel> no
03:06:00 <Resool> what do you think about RC Planes or Cars
03:06:00 <Jewel> no idea
03:07:00 <Resool> jewel you are not interested in RC Models
03:07:00 <Jewel> eh?
03:07:00 <Resool> RC Planes or Cars
03:08:00 <Jewel> ummmmmmmmm
03:08:00 <Jewel> trains
03:08:00 <Jewel> lol
03:10:00 <Resool> i would like to build a quadcopter, but as i do not have any experience in RC models it will be a challenge
03:10:00 <Jewel> i see....
03:11:00 <Resool> trains can be very interesting if you know a lot about electronics
03:11:00 <Jewel> i dont
03:14:00 <Resool> a girl!!!
03:15:00 <Resool> hello KateLondon :)
03:16:00 <KateLondon> hi
03:16:00 <Jewel> hes married btw
03:16:00 <Resool> ups Jewel is a girl too
03:17:00 <KateLondon> lol
03:17:00 <KateLondon> are you two married?
03:17:00 <Jewel> why dont you show her your 'pinocchio'
03:17:00 <Jewel> um no
03:17:00 <Resool> KateLondon do you want to see my pinocchio :)
03:18:00 <KateLondon> no, I do not
03:18:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/break.gif
03:19:00 <Jewel> lol
03:19:00 <Jewel> you have no choice
03:19:00 <Jewel> he whips it out for everyone
03:19:00 <Resool> it is about 30 cm
03:20:00 <Jewel> i wish he was my husband now
03:20:00 <Resool> eh i am talking about pinocchio :)
03:21:00 <Jewel> ohh.........
03:21:00 <Jewel> oops
03:21:00 <Jewel> ups
03:21:00 <Resool> KateLondon did you have a look
03:22:00 <KateLondon> at what?
03:22:00 <Resool> i guess she did not
03:22:00 <Jewel> i guess not
03:23:00 <KateLondon> lol
03:23:00 <KateLondon> not interested
03:23:00 <Resool> jewel i love my figures, i have two one male and one female
03:24:00 <Resool> KateLondon not interested in what
03:24:00 <Jewel> your 'pinocchio's
03:24:00 <Jewel> Resool i dont want to imagine what you do with them
03:25:00 <Resool> The Dark Secrets of Resool and his Pinocchio's
03:26:00 <Jewel> you could have a picture book
03:26:00 <Resool> Well i use them as navigation symbols on my website
03:27:00 <Resool> But it is a good idea, i will make a picture book on my website
03:28:00 <Jewel> yes you should
03:28:00 <Resool> because the picture on the website are very small with little details
03:28:00 <Jewel> aw
03:29:00 <Resool> KateLondon are you still here
03:31:00 <Resool> KateLondon where are you from? UK
03:33:00 <Resool> jewel i should stop showing my pinocchio, people get scared. :'(
03:35:00 <Resool> Pinocchio is named John, he is a 30 cm tall wooden figure dressed with Barbie and Ken Clothes
03:36:00 <Jewel> lol
03:36:00 <Jewel> well you keep doing your thing
03:36:00 <Resool> yes i love the reaction of people if i ask them :)
03:36:00 <Resool> hello Lou
03:37:00 <Jewel> im sure you do
03:38:00 <Resool> But i am a realy nice guy, not doing anything dirty. I do not even drive too fast
03:38:00 <Jewel> youre just a good decent man
03:39:00 <Resool> yes :)
03:39:00 <Jewel> ur wife is lucky
03:39:00 <Resool> i am not sure about that jewel
03:40:00 <Jewel> hehehe
03:40:00 <Jewel> ok george
03:40:00 <Lou> !time nuremberg deutschland
03:40:00 <Lou> Nuremberg, Germany: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 19:41:00 +0200
03:41:00 <Jewel> ooo fancy
03:41:00 <Lou> ellou Resool
03:41:00 <Resool> she must spend a fortune on alcohol to turn me into George
03:41:00 <Jewel> haha yep
03:42:00 <Resool> in the recent years i grow some weight, 10 year ago i had a six pack. She is complaining about that
03:42:00 <Jewel> awww
03:42:00 <Resool> and she is right, i should go to the gym
03:43:00 <Resool> hello Lou do you want to see my pinocchio ?
03:43:00 <Jewel> lolol
03:44:00 <Jewel> well we do have to stay appealing to our partner
03:45:00 <Resool> i am right back i have to restart the computer
03:46:00 <Jewel> hurry
03:47:00 <Jewel> gutten tag
03:48:00 <Resool> i am back
03:48:00 <Jewel> ich libedich
03:48:00 <Jewel> yes
03:48:00 <Jewel> and now i am going
03:48:00 <Resool> sleep well Jewel
03:48:00 <Jewel> thanks bye bye
03:49:00 <Resool> jigsaw are you still online
03:49:00 <Resool> and awake
03:50:00 <Resool> hello Lou
03:52:00 <Resool> bye
04:18:00 <lo> ne1 awake
04:18:00 <lo> thats not gay or a stalker
04:28:00 <lo> fuken cunts acting like its highschool
04:34:00 <lo> [04:21] -ZAB-999- I'm not gay nor am I a stalker.
04:34:00 <lo> -
04:34:00 <lo> [04:34] -ZAB-999- Stop your whinging you girl.
04:35:00 <lo> lots like cyber bully stalker to me
04:35:00 <lo> what do others think
04:39:00 <lo> why doesnt that cunt fuck off
04:39:00 <lo> has like half a brain
04:39:00 <lo> this is him
04:40:00 <lo> i live a life of calling straight ppl faggot
04:40:00 <lo> man i am good
04:40:00 <lo> see and i get another msg
04:40:00 <lo> why does he care so much about what i say
04:41:00 <lo> cause he is the faggot
04:43:00 <lo> want 2 talk to ppl but cant cause of that stupid faggot
06:19:00 <lo> morning sydney
06:19:00 <Ana_Ng> i missed the part about lo
06:20:00 <lo> hi sexy
06:20:00 <Ana_Ng> do you know the song
06:20:00 <lo> which one
06:21:00 <Ana_Ng> rem song called Low
06:21:00 <lo> might listen to it be later
06:21:00 <lo> so then i will
06:22:00 <Ana_Ng> i see your nick and i start singing it
06:22:00 <lo> hehe
06:24:00 <lo> want see someone beautiful
06:24:00 <lo> bored at home
06:26:00 <lo> dont know who
06:26:00 <Ana_Ng> what about that french news anchor
06:26:00 <lo> but just want be nice to someone
06:27:00 <lo> which news anchor
06:29:00 <Ana_Ng> ok i will find her
06:30:00 <Ana_Ng> http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/115203.JPG
06:30:00 <Ana_Ng> melissa theriau
06:32:00 <lo> looks nice
06:33:00 <Ana_Ng> i feel like if i get a tan and dye my hair like hers, i will look like her
06:34:00 <lo> u will look even better
06:34:00 <lo> :P
06:34:00 <Lou> 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7cNI-0Ozr4
06:34:00 <Ana_Ng> hahhaha
06:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unbelievable Live Earth - Sneaky Sound System UFO - HQ (Jul 7, 2007) 4:39 - Category: Music - 70,182 - 182 likes (96.8%), 6 dislikes (3.2%)
06:34:00 <Ana_Ng> no but thaks
06:45:00 <lo> woke up at 4am argh
06:45:00 <damio> omg ana
06:45:00 <damio> fk
06:45:00 <damio> u must be hot
06:47:00 <damio> u must be my galpal
06:47:00 <damio> at once
07:54:00 <Ana_Ng> ok then
09:20:00 <jigsaw> hi anyone with an eye open
09:20:00 <[Exo]> rise and shine
09:21:00 <Ana_Ng> aye aye
09:21:00 <[Exo]> need some bacon and eggs
09:23:00 <jigsaw> ill take aNg as my bacon
09:23:00 <Ana_Ng> you make me sizzle
09:23:00 <jigsaw> roll that rump
09:25:00 <Ana_Ng> it's slovenly pizza day
09:36:00 <jigsaw> another sleepy sunday here
09:36:00 <Ana_Ng> i wonder if i can get a specific sleepy sunday boyfriend
09:37:00 <jigsaw> what about the rest of the week?
09:37:00 <Oreo> hiya jigsaw
09:37:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, there would be other boyfriends for that
09:38:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe a wife would be best during the week
09:40:00 <Lou> mmmmmmm, I peeled an orange n cut it up into lil cubes n put t small tin's worth of tzatziki over the top n mixed it through, munchin it now ........ awse shiz
09:40:00 <Lou> breakfast
09:40:00 <Lou> -t
09:40:00 <Lou> +a
09:41:00 <Ana_Ng> i never heard of such a thing lou
09:41:00 <Lou> I know, I jus thought of it
09:41:00 <Lou> workx gd though
09:45:00 <Lou> makes eatin the tzatziki easier in heaps ..... cause it's not all the yogurt that it's normally with the tzatziki flavour, the yogurt is now sweetened by the orange ...... and it's yeah sweety orangy natural yogurt tzatziki tang etc
09:45:00 <Lou> I like it
09:50:00 <Lou> makes fo gd brekky snack
09:51:00 <Lou> healthy shit
09:51:00 <Lou> n its quick to do
09:51:00 <Ana_Ng> i need a good chick flick
09:51:00 <Lou> chick flick?
09:52:00 <Ana_Ng> a dumb romantic comedy
09:52:00 <Ana_Ng> movie
10:04:00 <Wookie> bbl
10:04:00 <lx> 1,0 Not too long now1,0 Wookie...
10:05:00 <jigsaw> hiya wooks
10:10:00 <Ana_Ng> he's a piece of something
10:12:00 <Ana_Ng> he's the one piece you can't find
10:13:00 <jigsaw> Glenn, i just like the name :)
10:14:00 <jigsaw> Cant tell the bots from the drag queens no more so why bother :)
11:17:00 <damio> is ana ng a melb or syd gal?
11:34:00 <FOBZTA> ✊
14:12:00 <Sticks> whos dat bitch whos dat bitch whos dat bitch
14:17:00 <lo> afternoon [Exo]
14:17:00 <lo> :^)~
14:18:00 <jigsaw> hi bee
14:18:00 <jigsaw> lo
14:18:00 <jigsaw> tr3nt
14:18:00 <lo> heya jiggy
14:18:00 <jigsaw> hi bee real?
14:18:00 <jigsaw> wheres all the hot chicks so i can stare at their nick
14:19:00 <Sticks> yo lo come in #cats
14:19:00 <Sticks> the pussies need u to pat them
14:19:00 <Sticks> You are the cat messiah lo
14:20:00 <Sticks> the cat whisperer
15:29:00 <Resool> hello
15:30:00 <lo> hi
15:38:00 <Resool> hello lo
15:40:00 <Resool> have you been out yesterday
15:49:00 <Resool> hello R2D2
15:49:00 <R2D2> hi resool how are u
15:50:00 <Resool> my sunday starts right now and i am fine
15:50:00 <Resool> have you been out yesterday
15:51:00 <lo> nah
15:52:00 <Resool> neither did i, but today we will go to our favorit restaurant and on the way there i will make traffic jam
15:52:00 <R2D2> what u going to eat?
15:53:00 <lo> he he
15:53:00 <Resool> i do not know yet i do look the menu and do decide then
15:54:00 <Resool> R2D2 do you want to see my pinocchio?
15:54:00 <R2D2> what the fuq is that
15:55:00 <Resool> size 30 cm and hard as wood
15:55:00 <R2D2> lol ok
15:56:00 <Resool> so you want to see it
15:56:00 <R2D2> yes
15:57:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/relax.gif :)
15:57:00 <Resool> i hope you did not expect anything else :P
15:58:00 <R2D2> no homo
15:58:00 <Resool> what do you mean with "no homo"
15:59:00 <R2D2> hablas espanol
16:00:00 <Resool> it is a wooden figur holding up his hand, he is named John and has a size of 30 cm
16:01:00 <Resool> sorry no but i can probely understand what you write
16:01:00 <R2D2> does john have a wooden penis
16:02:00 <Resool> no
16:03:00 <R2D2> then john is a eunuch
16:05:00 <Resool> John is some kind of Pinocchio
16:07:00 <R2D2> lol
16:08:00 <Resool> but look at Marry his wife. She is hot
16:09:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/marry1.gif
16:10:00 <Resool> www.resool.com/pic/marrybag1.gif
16:14:00 <Resool> R2D2 we do not have children. That is why we have John and Marry.
16:14:00 <Resool> hello [Exo]
16:14:00 <[Exo]> howd resool
16:14:00 <[Exo]> whats new
16:15:00 <Resool> not much, today it is sunday my lunch day. We go out to a small restaurant
16:17:00 <[Exo]> german food?
16:19:00 <Resool> mostly yes, i will make a copy of the menu
16:19:00 <[Exo]> nice
16:21:00 <Resool> but i love that restaurant because they have a daily menu in addition to the normal menu too.
16:21:00 <Resool> So that is my sunday surprise
16:23:00 <Resool> i wonder why there are still people not knowing that i do have wooden figures
16:24:00 <Warren1984> other than social and practical skills what is important in life?
16:24:00 <Resool> exo watch that
16:25:00 <Resool> Warren1984 do you want to see my pinocchio, it is 30 cm and hard as wood :)
16:27:00 <Resool> this is my decent social behaviour
16:28:00 <Warren1984> no thanks Resool but some people in #politicaldebate would
16:29:00 <Resool> hello MJsGrl
16:30:00 <Resool> R2D2 i do speak italian but i can not write it but words are similar to spanish
16:31:00 <Resool> why did warren1984 leave? :(
16:33:00 <Resool> ok i am a very immature man. My wife says i do have a childish behaviour
16:33:00 <[Exo]> haha
16:34:00 <Resool> But i am not a pervers or something like that
16:35:00 <[Exo]> or are u
16:35:00 <Resool> i am not. i am mr nice guy showing his pinocchio :)
16:36:00 <[Exo]> do u touch your pinnochio in his private parts
16:37:00 <Resool> i do undress both of them, but only to change their outfits
16:37:00 <[Exo]> lol
16:37:00 <[Exo]> mmkay
16:42:00 <Resool> i am preparing to make new pictures of John and Marry.
16:48:00 <Resool> As i would like to include my new projects on my website, i do need new and different pictures
16:50:00 <Resool> this was enough chatting for this morning, i do need a break
16:50:00 <Resool> bye
17:19:00 <Chris> *Yawn*
17:20:00 <Sticks> ur a sleaze Chris
17:22:00 <Chris> Sticks and stones ....
17:29:00 <bert1800> got any cock pics Chris ?
17:33:00 <RaT`{patrol}> yo lo
17:34:00 <lo> hey
17:34:00 <RaT`{patrol}> wanna go out for dinner to sizzlers?
17:34:00 <lo> broke
17:34:00 <RaT`{patrol}> we can rob a few grannys at the mall
17:35:00 <lo> gotta use stove to boil water jug fucked up
17:36:00 <RaT`{patrol}> must of been madei n china
17:36:00 <RaT`{patrol}> or tawain
17:36:00 <RaT`{patrol}> it never passed QoS
17:37:00 <lo> then the new one i had didnt work
17:37:00 <lo> lol
17:38:00 <lo> wish someone brang me weed
17:38:00 <lo> bored
17:38:00 <lo> 3 cones and i would be goners
17:39:00 <lo> hi Ana_Ng :^)~
17:40:00 <Ana_Ng> lo lo lo
17:40:00 <lo> (.)(_)
17:40:00 <lo> ^^
17:40:00 <lo> \__/
17:40:00 <lo> lol
17:44:00 <Ana_Ng> my neighbor made me dinner tonight
17:44:00 <Ana_Ng> had some wine
17:44:00 <Ana_Ng> good times
17:46:00 <lo> kewl ana
17:47:00 <Ana_Ng> hrm
17:47:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe i should go to the bar
17:47:00 <Ana_Ng> what do you think
17:47:00 <Ana_Ng> it could be fun
17:48:00 <Ana_Ng> it could be lame
17:49:00 <Ana_Ng> difficulty: my pants are already off
17:51:00 <lo> more exciting then drawing ascii
17:51:00 <lo> like what i just did
17:51:00 <lo> made like skull pope picture
17:51:00 <lo> or somestuff
17:54:00 <lo> could publish like book of ascii if i do heaps more
17:54:00 <Ana_Ng> that is amazing.
17:55:00 <lo> first time i saw someone
17:55:00 <lo> she said she liked ascii
17:56:00 <lo> i was like 18
17:56:00 <lo> at the time
17:57:00 <lo> but my memory is shot
17:58:00 <lo> she was wearing a long as denim skirt
18:00:00 <Ana_Ng> that's good memory
18:00:00 <lo> thats why this really sucks
18:02:00 <lo> i drew a duck
18:02:00 <lo> only one she saw
18:02:00 <lo> that day
18:03:00 <lo> then she had to go
18:05:00 <lo> friends said she doesnt wanta see your stupid ascii
18:05:00 <lo> she said nah i do
18:05:00 <lo> saw it a laughed
18:07:00 <lo> hi Auzzie^Kate
18:09:00 <lo> if thats who she is i miss her even more
18:11:00 <lo> fucken shit crap mental illness
18:12:00 <Ana_Ng> Can you name the countries of the world beginning with G?
18:13:00 <lo> germany ghauna
18:13:00 <lo> or some stuff
18:14:00 <Ana_Ng> 9 to go
18:15:00 <lo> omg
18:15:00 <lo> lol
18:15:00 <Ana_Ng> one more in europe
18:15:00 <lo> great britian
18:15:00 <Ana_Ng> great britain is an island, united kingdom is the country
18:15:00 <lo> kk
18:16:00 <lo> geinveve
18:16:00 <lo> or something
18:16:00 <Ana_Ng> you're not even trying
18:16:00 <Ana_Ng> i will ask in melbourne
18:16:00 <lo> thinking about other stuff
20:37:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ULp8VftJUo
20:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy J - Dizzy Moments (Original Mix) /Lost & Found ( Apr 14, 2014) 8:51 - Category: Music - 36,111 - 410 likes (97.9%), 9 dislikes (2.1%)
20:42:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
20:46:00 <Lumeah> nope
22:31:00 <Eagle> hello all
23:02:00 <Eagle> wb Jewel
23:02:00 <Jewel> thanks Eagle
23:02:00 <Jewel> and hi
23:02:00 <Eagle> hi to you too
23:03:00 <Eagle> how is your night
23:03:00 <Jewel> fine yours?
23:03:00 <Eagle> all good here
23:03:00 <Eagle> what did you get up to this weekend
23:04:00 <Jewel> things
23:04:00 <Eagle> wow, hope you got them done
23:05:00 <Jewel> i did
23:05:00 <Jewel> you?
23:05:00 <Eagle> yeah 4 out of 5
23:05:00 <Jewel> nice
23:06:00 <Eagle> yeah 80% i guess
23:06:00 <Eagle> not a bad result
23:06:00 <jigsaw> anyone got foxtel?
23:06:00 <Jewel> no
23:06:00 <Eagle> yeah do indeed
23:06:00 <jigsaw> any good shows on syfy?
23:07:00 <Eagle> sports update here
23:07:00 <jigsaw> as in weekly series
23:07:00 <jigsaw> not on now
23:07:00 <jigsaw> stuff worth watching
23:07:00 <Eagle> sorry i am not the TV guide
23:08:00 <jigsaw> im after an opinion
23:08:00 <Eagle> nothing good
23:08:00 <jigsaw> what to look for to watch
23:08:00 <jigsaw> oh
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