// #sydney — 2014-05-30
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07:25:00 <A> Glenn, lo is right here!
07:50:00 <lo> morning
07:53:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> morning
08:29:00 <cola> narre warren, nice area
08:46:00 <dudz> morning
08:50:00 <cola> hi
08:58:00 <cola> Kelevra's baby's father who is it?
08:58:00 <cola> one of her cracker.com classifieds customers
08:58:00 <dudz> none of our business is it?
08:58:00 <cola> baby is black and has an aboriginal shaped nose
08:59:00 <dudz> i personally don't really care and don't consider it anything to do with me
08:59:00 <cola> it is when my tax dollar pays for her existance
08:59:00 <dudz> think about something else, there's alot of things that tax money is being wasted on
08:59:00 <cola> it shouldnt be asted on people that are lazy
09:00:00 <dudz> what do you expect to achieve by talking about it?
09:02:00 <dudz> morning Glenn :)
09:05:00 <cola> lol
09:06:00 <cola> sup Glenn
09:08:00 <cola> yeah its pretty retarted
09:09:00 <dudz> i like the idea of spreading thoughts
09:09:00 <dudz> it doesn't have to be true, all your doing is spreading the way your mind works, and you can learn as you go by the hurt that comes back at you from others
09:10:00 <dudz> instead of having these arguments with say your wife or gf/bf, you can have it with the public and then avoid these conversations from acuring having already learnt :P
09:10:00 <dudz> *with the wife/gf/bf spare the discomforts
09:11:00 <dudz> thats what i do with irc, i've taken a step back over the last few days because it hurts me too much and i'm not geting anywhere i need to stop and start using what i've learnt to gain me employment
09:13:00 <dudz> i'm going for a dead end job 'interview' in a few hrs
09:13:00 <cola> MH370 fuck me, just find the thing or shut the fuck up if you havent
09:14:00 <dudz> is that a current event on the news, is that why 'MH370' doesn't mean anything to me?
09:17:00 <dudz> anywho, i'm off, have a good day everyone <3
09:17:00 <dudz> might come back this arvo
09:17:00 <cola> l8r
09:28:00 <Kynetic> its all a conspiracy
09:46:00 <cola> skidmarks will be off with the pram soon to fountain gate
09:46:00 <cola> not to buy anything, just to loiter
09:46:00 <cola> they like to be near shops with all fancy new products, because they cant afford to own them but being around them for extended durations is the next best thing
09:47:00 <ShadowLurker> fredbear shut up
09:47:00 <cola> quit if you dont like it
09:48:00 <cola> disconnect and enjoy looking at the blank forum screen
09:49:00 <ShadowLurker> forum
09:49:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
09:50:00 <ShadowLurker> are you high
09:52:00 <cola> no i dont take drugs
09:52:00 <cola> i have a job
09:52:00 <cola> lol
09:59:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
10:12:00 <cola> ShadowLurker is cut
10:12:00 <cola> he gets angry when dole bludgers are targetted, he is 2nd generation like Mel "a pure bred"
10:35:00 <Aleksander> rofl
10:44:00 <shadsam> !seen excessive
10:45:00 <bruce> Hey shadsam
10:45:00 <shadsam> hi
10:45:00 <bruce> What's happs
10:45:00 <shadsam> not much
10:45:00 <bruce> Mad
10:50:00 <cola> Princess hi
10:50:00 <cola> ^Jemma^ hi
10:59:00 <cola> Kelvera is upset
11:00:00 <cola> she went to the fountain gate, someone else on the dole with a pram was on her and Johninjas Benchseat, this means war
11:05:00 <johninja> hi andrew
11:05:00 <johninja> why are you so upset buddy?
11:05:00 <johninja> did someone hook up with a chick you liked?
11:05:00 <johninja> (lol)
11:05:00 <johninja> you are the most butthurt i have ever seen you man
11:06:00 <johninja> wow you used to be cool and funny
11:06:00 <johninja> now you are just sad and lonely
11:06:00 <johninja> what happened to you?
11:14:00 <cola> awww it talks
11:15:00 <johninja> yes i talk andrew
11:15:00 <cola> did you and skidmarks go to the fountain gate today
11:15:00 <johninja> i see how much shit you like to carry on with behind my back
11:15:00 <cola> push the pram there?
11:15:00 <johninja> you still have no idea lol
11:15:00 <johninja> pretty funny
11:16:00 <cola> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U3lIM16HBcM <-- her genetics of 2nd generation welfare have sculputed her hairline into a natural mullet
11:16:00 <cola> whos kid is it
11:16:00 <johninja> you find one bad picture of my girlfriend and paste it 100 times
11:16:00 <johninja> well done champ
11:16:00 <cola> is it the black guy in the photo's ;p;
11:16:00 <johninja> thing is i fuck the shit out of her every night
11:16:00 <johninja> she is stunning
11:16:00 <johninja> and you know it too
11:16:00 <johninja> that is why you got so mad when she rejected you
11:16:00 <johninja> i remember :)
11:17:00 <johninja> the better man won andy
11:17:00 <johninja> let it go
11:17:00 <cola> yeah i always go for the dole bludger types lol
11:17:00 <cola> did you get hepshots
11:17:00 <johninja> lol she has no diseases andy
11:17:00 <cola> whos kid is it John?
11:18:00 <johninja> which one?
11:18:00 <cola> did she share the baby bonus with you? would be like winning lotto in yoru household
11:18:00 <johninja> i'm not a poor person andy
11:18:00 <johninja> this is another thing you don't know about me
11:18:00 <johninja> :)
11:19:00 <cola> fuckoff dole bludger
11:19:00 <cola> lol
11:19:00 <cola> ive heard some whoppers in my time but that takes the cake
11:19:00 <johninja> lol you have no idea andy
11:19:00 <cola> skaterboy lol
11:19:00 <johninja> i like it that way
11:19:00 <johninja> nobody skates here andy
11:19:00 <cola> oh thats right, you are secretly clive palmer lol
11:19:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
11:20:00 <cola> do you push the pram to fountain gate??
11:21:00 <johninja> you have no idea where i live andy
11:21:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
11:21:00 <johninja> :)
11:21:00 <cola> narre warren fuckface
11:21:00 <johninja> lmao
11:21:00 <johninja> who told you that?
11:21:00 <johninja> the mayo?
11:21:00 <cola> fuck off with the condasending demenoure, its annoying you fag
11:21:00 <johninja> very reliable source of good information that guy lol
11:22:00 <cola> you are a deadbeat, stfu
11:22:00 <cola> dole boy
11:22:00 <johninja> awww are you upset andy?
11:22:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
11:22:00 <johninja> lolol
11:22:00 <cola> yeah very upset, so angry man, fuck
11:22:00 <johninja> i know mn
11:23:00 <cola> the only impact you have on anybodys life in the country of australia is the other dolescum couples seat you steal at teh shopping centre
11:23:00 <cola> :)
11:24:00 <Kelevra> we're so poor we can't afford to sit in such a fancy place like fountain gate shopping centre
11:24:00 <Kelevra> we're reduced to nqr in dandenong
11:25:00 <Kelevra> we support your stories of us so we're going to live how you describe us to
11:25:00 <Kelevra> hell we might even sell the baby for some decent food and crack this 'shitty dero parent' thing up a notch
11:26:00 <cola> wow, the "pure bred" some woudl call it a prodigy
11:26:00 <cola> born of 2 non working welfare depandant lifetime people
11:27:00 <cola> has dole bludged its entire life, now is raising a dole dependant family of its own
11:27:00 <cola> its like watching an ant colony grow and multiply
11:28:00 <Kelevra> seems like you have painted an awesome picture
11:28:00 <Kelevra> let's make a movie out of it
11:28:00 <cola> nobody would want to watch
11:28:00 <cola> housos already beat you to the punch lol
11:29:00 <Kelevra> oh well, I still feel special
11:36:00 <cola> johninja the rich renter lol
11:37:00 <cola> well he is rich in welfare circles i suppose
11:58:00 <shadsam> oo,oo
11:58:00 <Aleksander> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:59:00 <lo> lol
11:59:00 <Aleksander> PISSS
12:01:00 <Aleksander> Perhaps a day trip for johninja, mels and 'angel' just the princes highway to NOBLE PARK, where PISSS will play host to the,
12:03:00 <cola> lol
12:03:00 <cola> walksing along the highway with the pram and johninjas imaginary wealth
12:04:00 <cola> maybe they can go for a drive in his imaginary limo
12:04:00 <cola> lol
12:04:00 <Aleksander> lol
12:04:00 <Aleksander> while he's wearing his un ironed white shirt
12:05:00 <Aleksander> mels got her checkered shirt on
12:10:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:10:00 <cola> its her only shirt lol
12:11:00 <shadsam> full of boogers
12:11:00 <cola> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U3lIM16HBcM her hair is moving towards a natural mullet, notice hair at the front and how the sides are moving towards the back
12:11:00 <cola> its in her centrelink genetics
12:12:00 <shadsam> her and serenity both have shit stained underwear
12:12:00 <Aleksander> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:12:00 <shadsam> wb fobzy
12:15:00 <cola> Serentiy has offered Mel training in how to milk welfare
12:16:00 <cola> Johninja is milking Mel's child allowances
12:16:00 <cola> pack of bottom feeders and scum
12:24:00 <milk> cheer up mate, those more able can
12:25:00 <johninja> i'm glad someone else noticed it
12:25:00 <johninja> andy has quite a few mental and social problems
12:25:00 <johninja> he needs help
12:27:00 <cola> He has a double doctorite in centrelink policies and systems
12:27:00 <cola> he is like a financial adviser for dole bludgers "hmmm, so you are 23 and live more than 50kms distance from parents hmm, id sugest you are best having another 2 children before the age of 25, this will open up housing options for you on reduced rent for the duration of time for the youngest child to get to 18 yrs of age"
12:27:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
12:27:00 <johninja> poor guy
12:27:00 <johninja> he seems delusional
12:28:00 <cola> johninja is like a lawyer, he specialises in welfare law, he survises on it, so he knows his stuff lol
12:28:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
12:28:00 <johninja> :)
12:28:00 <cola> awwwww his ridle talk again lol
12:28:00 <cola> this is classic
12:28:00 <johninja> why are you fantasising about other chatters lives andy?
12:28:00 <johninja> do you not have one of your own?
12:29:00 <cola> fantasising LMFAO, pulling the pis out of more like it of you cant tell
12:29:00 <cola> ohhh sorry, you probably couldnt tell
12:29:00 <johninja> you are fantasising andy
12:29:00 <cola> i forgot
12:29:00 <johninja> because you know nothing about me or how i live
12:29:00 <johninja> you like to think you do
12:29:00 <cola> you dont live
12:29:00 <cola> you survive
12:29:00 <johninja> i do buddy
12:29:00 <johninja> quite well
12:29:00 <cola> on the bones of your arse HAHAHA
12:29:00 <johninja> i'm a happy man
12:29:00 <johninja> sorry if this upsets you
12:30:00 <cola> rich in love lol
12:30:00 <johninja> because you seem so miserable
12:30:00 <cola> and grocery vouchers
12:30:00 <johninja> does my happiness offend you?
12:30:00 <cola> :)
12:30:00 <cola> i love you mate
12:30:00 <Jeffos> go cola
12:30:00 <johninja> you need a friend cola
12:30:00 <Jeffos> give this cornfarmer what he deserves
12:30:00 <johninja> unfortunately you aren't my kind
12:30:00 <cola> ill treat you as my equal, even if you are on welfare
12:30:00 <johninja> maybe kuniva/jeffos will be your friend
12:30:00 <johninja> he is more of your type
12:30:00 <cola> jeffo's works
12:31:00 <johninja> no he doesn't
12:31:00 <cola> is there something wrong with that in your books lol
12:31:00 <johninja> he is a compulsive liar
12:31:00 <johninja> and schizophrenic
12:31:00 <johninja> so you have things in common
12:31:00 <johninja> i have been to joels house andy
12:31:00 <johninja> i know him quite well
12:31:00 <cola> missus with kids to some random lol, classy guy
12:31:00 <johninja> unlike you and me
12:32:00 <cola> did you take her to meet your parents, make sure the parents have all their shots and immunities up to date before hand lol
12:32:00 <johninja> you seem quite upset andy
12:32:00 <johninja> i think i will give you break for now
12:32:00 <johninja> get some juice or something into you man
12:32:00 <cola> do i, i can assure you im not, bored maybe
12:32:00 <johninja> mybe a happy meal
12:32:00 <cola> a happy meal would be alright
12:32:00 <cola> maybe 2, but without the apple peices
12:38:00 <Jeffos> give this cornfarmer what he deserves
12:40:00 <lo> lol
12:41:00 <cola> sorry i forgot man, a happy meal may be out of your price range lol
12:41:00 <cola> ill pay for it mate, we'll just pretend you bought it for me
12:43:00 <cola> Mels childs hair will grow like this naturally http://s234.photobucket.com/user/suwarnaadi/media/Mullet/femullet.jpg.html 3rd generation welfare dependant
12:44:00 <johninja> oh you are still going?
12:44:00 <johninja> cheer up buddy
12:44:00 <johninja> :)
12:46:00 <cola> love ya mate!
12:47:00 <cola> me n johninja go way back
12:47:00 <cola> mates of old
12:48:00 <johninja> as a compasionate human being it hurts me to see someone so unhappy with their life
12:48:00 <johninja> life is a gift andy
12:48:00 <johninja> you should really make the most of it
12:48:00 <cola> when he was struggling on new start, he has really made something of himself now, on dsp, parental assistance, really doing well
12:48:00 <johninja> not spend your days being negative on the internet to people who couldn't give a fuck about what you say
12:49:00 <cola> thats why i like you mate
12:52:00 <cola> Is skidmarks going to fountain gate with the pram?
13:01:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
13:01:00 <johninja> :)
13:04:00 <cola> another thing you think you know but dont LMFAO i know you are you said you are but what am i
13:05:00 <cola> fuck you would have been one annoying teenager
13:08:00 <Jeffos> give this cornfarmer what he deserves
13:11:00 <cola> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5fQG9r3ChY <-- johninja & Skidmarks Mel
13:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: logan commo driver 2 (family time) (Oct 4, 2010) 2:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 94,022 views - 279 likes (98.2%), 5 dislikes (1.8%)
13:13:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
13:13:00 <johninja> :)
13:15:00 <cola> bogan
13:15:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
13:15:00 <johninja> :)
13:18:00 <johninja> lets just make this simple for you andy
13:18:00 <johninja> that way you will understand
13:18:00 <johninja> you know nothing about me
13:18:00 <johninja> so from now on the nswer to everything you type will be
13:18:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
13:18:00 <johninja> :)
13:18:00 <johninja> i have to go out for a bit but feel free to continue
13:19:00 <johninja> just insert those lines after everything you say
13:19:00 <johninja> ty :)
13:19:00 <cola> wow, i didnt read that sorry,
13:19:00 <cola> you must be upset
13:20:00 <cola> do you feel like a leser man not being able to impregante skidmarks mel
13:20:00 <cola> her having a black baby
13:23:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
13:23:00 <johninja> :)
13:23:00 <johninja> come on andy you can do this
13:24:00 <cola> sorry for upsetting you mate, all your repeating is showing your anger and frustration
13:24:00 <cola> :)
13:25:00 <johninja> another thing you think you know but don't
13:25:00 <johninja> :)
13:27:00 <cola> he is repeating over and over again now, he has cracked LOL
13:27:00 <cola> watch he will do it again
13:27:00 <lo> bored
13:28:00 <FOBZTA> No climax
13:28:00 <lo> waiting for wow to download
13:28:00 <cola> lo, you should go down to fountain gate shops, mel is there with her pram in the food court
13:28:00 <Jeffos> LOL
13:28:00 <lo> hi Glenn
13:28:00 <cola> not eating, just hanging around, waiting for someone to get up and leave that has only half eaten their potato gems and chips
13:29:00 <lo> :^)
13:33:00 <cola> lol
13:33:00 <cola> he is skitzo, battling his alter ego who hates irc
13:33:00 <cola> alter ego appears to be wining
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