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19:00 <lo> yeah i got that twice
43:00 <Element> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Chris
15:00 <cola> hi
15:00 <cola> johninja hi
15:00 <cola> how is life with Lee and Skidmarks Mel
16:00 <cola> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U3lIM16HBcM lol
16:00 <cola> what a mess she is
19:00 <johninja> wow you are so butthurt joel
19:00 <ShadowLurker> mass butthurt
29:00 <cola> skidmarks Mel 
30:00 <cola> she wears grotty undies with skids in them, oily face and grimey unwashed bogan hair
33:00 <cola> Eva longoria, she has a luscious arse
14:00 <YoelRomero> PISSS
15:00 <marklar> hmm why
15:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
27:00 <cola> johninga, aka povo dole bludger who sponges off lee a single mum dole bludger
46:00 <Scattered> hello
47:00 <lo> Scattered
47:00 <lo> here is a view
47:00 <lo> on life
48:00 <lo> just wouldnt be right if i didnt fuck ya mah nah man can u do what i spew which what was it u think shit what with be is this nears the point what frink winken wrinkle what fucken u so know 
48:00 <Scattered> im confused
48:00 <lo> not for u sorry
49:00 <lo> less
49:00 <lo> i do the so no hey yo flow no go
49:00 <lo> yo
50:00 <lo> gotta chop right rest of that song
55:00 <Scattered> ok'
57:00 <lo> zašto te odi u kurac just wouldnt be right if i didnt fuck ya mah nah man can u do what
57:00 <lo> i spew which what was it u think shit what with be is this nears the 
57:00 <lo> point what frink winken wrinkle what fucken u some one begun fun which one was
57:00 <lo> it becuase it been here since zašto te odi u kurac povratak stici kuci
01:00 <Cath^> I'm effing blind!!!
01:00 <Cath^> nah just the channel topic ;p
01:00 <Cath^> go the blues!!!!
02:00 <Cath^> hi there Glenn 
04:00 <mzyoyo> management
04:00 <mzyoyo> we need proper management
04:00 <mzyoyo> sounds right, but who knows
05:00 <Cath^> hey mzyoyo..ltns
05:00 <Cath^> who are you asking??
05:00 <mzyoyo> Hi Cath^ :)
06:00 <mzyoyo> want to see more of me?
06:00 <mzyoyo> like my butt?
06:00 <Cath^> I'm here...the channel just got better ;)
06:00 <Cath^> lol no thanks
06:00 <mzyoyo> well I think we need more fireworks in the channel
06:00 <JustinBieber> we have JB and thats more than enough 
07:00 <mzyoyo> I feel like getting drunk today on non alcoholic wine
07:00 <Cath^> man..I go AWOL for a few days and looks what happens...
07:00 <mzyoyo> you guys are so cute
07:00 <Resola> yep
07:00 <Resola> johninja, came back
07:00 <Resola> ...
07:00 <mzyoyo> it's making me feel all fuzzy
07:00 <Resola> want to do something about that?
07:00 <mzyoyo> yeah
07:00 <mzyoyo> kick him out 
07:00 <mzyoyo> :P
08:00 <johninja> johninja technically isn't currently back
09:00 <mzyoyo> what?
09:00 <johninja> he fell alseep infront of my pc so I stole his 
09:00 <johninja> ^
09:00 <mzyoyo> this is weird
09:00 <mzyoyo> who's this?
09:00 <mzyoyo> omg what's happening?
09:00 <Resola> I basically have a whole stack of chats with him flirting with irc girls when he has a girlfriend
09:00 <Resola> that's pretty scummy
09:00 <mzyoyo> bwahahaha
09:00 <johninja> Kelevra/Bass`Babe85
09:00 <mzyoyo> umm
10:00 <johninja> he lives with me
10:00 <mzyoyo> is there any proof of real girlfriend?
10:00 <johninja> I'm his gf lol
10:00 <mzyoyo> oh 
10:00 <Resola> I don't know
10:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahahaha
10:00 <mzyoyo> that's nice
10:00 <Resola> but I think he cheated with some harlot in the #melb or brisb channel
10:00 <mzyoyo> hahahahaha
11:00 <Cath^> hey Kelevra
11:00 <mzyoyo> there's harlots in channels now?
11:00 <mzyoyo> that's awesome
11:00 <Cath^> hey Resola 
11:00 <Cath^> takes one to know one mzyoyo ;)
11:00 <Resola> <Nikky`> be a little itchy
11:00 <Resola> <johninja> pube toupe
11:00 <Resola> <Immutable> johninja, will scratch all your itches Nikky` 
11:00 <Resola> <johninja> this is true
11:00 <Resola> <Nikky`> And I let him so win win
11:00 <Resola> <johninja> and itch all your sratches
11:00 <Cath^> enuf already Resola 
11:00 <johninja> oh yeah nicky and he get along
12:00 <mzyoyo> are you really johninja's gf kelerva?
12:00 <mzyoyo> Kelevra lol
12:00 <johninja> shes a good sort, I'm not insecure, I have a baby so theres no time to wonder about him, plus if he's going to cheat he'll do it regardless
13:00 <johninja> hrmm lost my fkn coffee
13:00 <johninja> brb
13:00 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you johninja...
13:00 <Resola> hahaha
13:00 <Resola> damn
14:00 <mzyoyo> well, that's nice
14:00 <Resola> I've got another one
14:00 <johninja> found it
14:00 <mzyoyo> is johninja good with the baby?
15:00 <johninja> yeah he's pretty fantastic, fuck he does some funny shit with her, sometimes I cringe
15:00 <mzyoyo> umm, like what? lol
16:00 <Resola> maybe she's not insecure
16:00 <johninja> the other day shes laughing her head off cause he had her on his lap sitting her up and down and she'd put her head upside down and just laugh so loud cause she'd never seen the world upside down
16:00 <Resola> maybe she just actively hates herself
16:00 <johninja> my daughter?
16:00 <Cath^> hey Zade 
17:00 <Resola> no kelevera
17:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
17:00 <johninja> so whom Resola?
17:00 <Resola> heh
18:00 <johninja> you don't seem 'with it'
18:00 <mzyoyo> wtf is going on
18:00 <Resola> honey you're dating johninja 
18:00 <Resola> that's crazy
18:00 <mzyoyo> omg
18:00 <johninja> eh don't be a hater
18:00 <mzyoyo> hahaha openly rude
19:00 <mzyoyo> I don't know if it's crazy? Each to their own
19:00 <johninja> yeah john can be a dickhead
19:00 <mzyoyo> they have an attraction?
19:00 <johninja> I've seen it on here and irl
20:00 <mzyoyo> Resola why do you say it's crazy to date johninja?
20:00 <Resola> because hes a dickhead
20:00 <johninja> maybe you're just jelly
20:00 <Resola> oh
21:00 <mzyoyo> is that true Resola?
21:00 <johninja> or maybe you're a dickhead aswell
21:00 <mzyoyo> Are you jealous?
21:00 <Resola> he's probably sad enough to pretend hes his girlfriend
21:00 <johninja> maybe you're so alike you clash
21:00 <mzyoyo> Is Resola male?
21:00 <Resola> formerly known as immutable the sexy
22:00 <Cath^> lol Resola 
22:00 <Zade> oh Resola we have missed you
22:00 <johninja> my keyboard in the lounge is wireless but he's asleep on the couch so if I use my pc I'd have to sit on the floor
22:00 <johninja> we do have a dining table but I cbf moving my pc
22:00 <johninja> so yeaaahhh
22:00 <mzyoyo> I remember johninja thought Kelevra was cool 
22:00 <Zade> lol
23:00 <johninja> fuck would john srsly be this lame to type this shit about himself?
23:00 <mzyoyo> lol
23:00 <mzyoyo> yeah
23:00 <johninja> he talks about his cock more then me his gf
23:00 <johninja> =\
23:00 <mzyoyo> that's kind of weird
23:00 <johninja> it is.
23:00 <johninja> I agree
24:00 <mzyoyo> maybe you should talk to his cock about it
24:00 <johninja> it'd be like me talking about my vadge or being mew and drowning everyone with my boob talk
24:00 <Resola> rofl mzyoyo 
24:00 <johninja> nah we never talk about sex cause it leads to it
25:00 <mzyoyo> and you're trying to avoid sex?
25:00 <Resola> probably tired of getting stds
25:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
25:00 <johninja> yeah sex is hard ot have during the day with a baby
25:00 <mzyoyo> yeah getting stds can be tiring
26:00 <mzyoyo> babysitter?
26:00 <johninja> he's awake, I might join this on my nick
26:00 <Resola> I didn't believe the story that nicky put up about not cheating on kel with johninja 
26:00 <johninja> can't afford one and I don't trust them
26:00 <johninja> bbs
26:00 <lx>  hb johninja...
26:00 <Resola> it was full of holes
26:00 <mzyoyo> lol
28:00 <mzyoyo> there's a story about not cheating?
28:00 <Resola> well is started off like this
28:00 <Resola> <johninja> Nikky` will be back on melbournes roads tommorow
28:00 <Resola> <johninja> just a warning
28:00 <Resola> <Nikky`> ooooh excellent..I'll call in sick and stay in bed
28:00 <Resola> <Nikky`> thanks for the warning
28:00 <Resola> <Nikky`> lol
29:00 <mzyoyo> omg they're sleeping together!
29:00 <Resola> and then she actually took the day off
29:00 <mzyoyo> that's weird for Nikky
30:00 <Resola> yeah
30:00 <Resola> and then Nikky could only account for an hour of that day
30:00 <mzyoyo> hahahaha
30:00 <mzyoyo> and what did she do for that hour?
30:00 <mzyoyo> do you have a thing for Nikky?
30:00 <Kelevra> so where are we upto? john just moved and went back to sleep lol
30:00 <Resola> supposedly shopping for "clothes"
31:00 <johninja> oye
31:00 <Resola> with a "friend"
31:00 <Kelevra> nicky isn't a spring chicken
31:00 <johninja> i'm not so asleep
31:00 <johninja> :P
31:00 <Kelevra> oh really
31:00 <Resola> yeah but johninja is desperate
31:00 <Kelevra> did you just go in there thinking you'd get some sexual healing for your knee?
32:00 <Kelevra> 'the pain is travelling up my knee to my groin'
32:00 <mzyoyo> umm okayu
32:00 <mzyoyo> I don't know what's going on
32:00 <Resola> probably another std
32:00 <mzyoyo> lol
32:00 <Kelevra> obsessed with std's
32:00 <Kelevra> unhealthy
33:00 <johninja> ;)
33:00 <Resola> johninja, the player
33:00 <Kelevra> you should relax mate
33:00 <Kelevra> take it down a peg
34:00 <YoelRomero> johninja
34:00 <YoelRomero> johninja how are you?
34:00 <mzyoyo> Resola how many sexual partners have you had?
34:00 <Resola> not many
35:00 <mzyoyo> why not?
35:00 <YoelRomero> johninja I just have a question for you, and that is. Why don't you answer any of my calls?
35:00 <Kelevra> probably cause hes an asshole who hates himself
35:00 <Resola> mzyoyo, don't really like sex that much
36:00 <mzyoyo> I'm sick of arseholes that hate themselves :(
36:00 <Kelevra> you should call me instead or call him now and I'll have a chat with you
36:00 <Resola> not interested in a threesome
36:00 <mzyoyo> na na na na na na na na she's got the look
36:00 <Resola> I love roxette
37:00 <mzyoyo> :P
37:00 <Kelevra> I don't bet so I'm not going to join your channel homie
37:00 <Kelevra> are you that gambler guy?
37:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra why does johninja not answer any of my calls?
37:00 <mzyoyo> fuck this is repetitive
37:00 <mzyoyo> fuck that
38:00 <Resola> yeah
38:00 <YoelRomero> I have been tracking johninja for months and I think we should talk on the phone before I confront him in person
38:00 <Resola> there is literally nothing fun to do so I'm stuck screwing with people on irc
38:00 <johninja> lol go away matty
39:00 <johninja> i don't fear you in any way
39:00 <Resola> rofl YoelRomero 
39:00 <johninja> nd could you even get more butthurt and jelly Resola?
39:00 <YoelRomero> johninja, you do know that no one else wants mels, and that's why you have her yes?
39:00 <Resola> at least I'm not sad enough to pretend he's his girlfriend...
40:00 <mzyoyo> I fear johninja and Kelevra
40:00 <YoelRomero> mzyoyo they are a lot of fun to torment
40:00 <shadsam> !SEEN lo
40:00 <YoelRomero> that's for sure
40:00 <A> I found 5 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Lo Bc non Cfc alone4ever. shadsam, Lo ([email protected]) was last seen quitting on #sydney 2 hours ago (5.28 18:39) stating: (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) after spending 6 hours 44 minutes there.
40:00 <Resola> don't know what kind of female logic Kelevra is spurting
41:00 <mzyoyo> lo lo lo lo
41:00 <mzyoyo> don't funk with my heart
41:00 <YoelRomero> Resola are you familiar with Kelevra?
41:00 <mzyoyo> she's spurting something and it aint logic
41:00 <Resola> don't care if my cheating boyfriend is cheating but if there is evidence that he's cheating he's not cheating dammit
41:00 <Resola> nope
41:00 <johninja> there is no evidence Resola
41:00 <YoelRomero> Resola would you like to see an image of Kelevra?
41:00 <johninja> pretty sure that log was before we were going out
41:00 <Resola> sure
41:00 <mzyoyo> johninja got rid of the evidence
41:00 <YoelRomero> give me a second
41:00 <YoelRomero> ill upload it
41:00 <mzyoyo> why isn't Nikky here?
42:00 <mzyoyo> he killed her!
42:00 <YoelRomero> set your stomach to strong though
42:00 <mzyoyo> poor Nikky :(
42:00 <johninja> nikky never cme in syd you fat clown
42:00 <YoelRomero> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U4Wi8ZXNvrd = Kelevra
42:00 <Resola> why would I log it if you weren't going out
42:00 <mzyoyo> I never mentioned Sydney
42:00 <mzyoyo> that's a weird response
42:00 <johninja> lol did you just find that pic of her matty?
42:00 <johninja> congrats
42:00 <johninja> not sure you re allowed to post other users pics tho
43:00 <YoelRomero> Mels is what 27? But in that photo she looks a tender age of say 53? 54?
43:00 <YoelRomero> look at johninja
43:00 <YoelRomero> he wants me banned
43:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
43:00 <Resola> hahaha I don't care anymore lol
43:00 <YoelRomero> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U4Wi8ZXNvrd = Kelevra
43:00 <YoelRomero> The dirty face
43:00 <YoelRomero> the checkered shirt
43:00 <shadsam> LOL
43:00 <Kelevra> I'm 28
43:00 <YoelRomero> She also is wearing shit stained underwear by default
44:00 <YoelRomero> it is common knowledge that Kelevra does not wash her clothe
44:00 <YoelRomero> s
44:00 <YoelRomero> Sometimes wearing the same skid marked underwear for weeks on end
44:00 <shadsam> there address was all overthe net with pics
44:00 <YoelRomero> Yes
44:00 <johninja> on a scale of one to picard just how jelouse are you matty?
44:00 <YoelRomero> They live near me
44:00 <mzyoyo> this channel is quite abusive
44:00 <Resola> yeah I know
44:00 <YoelRomero> On FRANKSTON / CRANBOUNE ROAD
44:00 <Resola> I don't see Kelevra as a problem at all
44:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
44:00 <shadsam> lol
44:00 <johninja> lol you still think you know where i live matty?
44:00 <johninja> thats funny
44:00 <YoelRomero> Resola: your issue is with johninja?
45:00 <YoelRomero> johninja and I are friends, we have our differences from time to time
45:00 <YoelRomero> but we are in fact mates
45:00 <johninja> no we aren't loser
45:00 <YoelRomero> johninja greened out after 3 bongs I'm told.
45:00 <YoelRomero> Had to take a nap the poor dear
45:00 <mzyoyo> I think YoelRomero is cooler
45:00 <Resola> yeah johninja and I are friends
45:00 <johninja> you constantly stalk me and get butthurt becuse i don't want to be your friend or meet you
45:00 <YoelRomero> Thanks mzyoyo
45:00 <johninja> sad cunt
45:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
46:00 <mzyoyo> lmao
46:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
46:00 <YoelRomero> After all this tracking of you johninja I'm sorry it has to come to this
46:00 <mzyoyo> he really thinks you want to be his friend
46:00 <johninja> i think i'll just leave you losers to your devices
46:00 <YoelRomero> You wont answer my calls
46:00 <johninja> you seem to deserve each other
46:00 <YoelRomero> I'm going to have to confront you in person
46:00 <Resola> don't go johninja we love you
46:00 <YoelRomero> you have left me with no other choice
46:00 <mzyoyo> hopefully we don't deserve you
46:00 <Kelevra> I could only view the first pic
47:00 <YoelRomero> Resola I'll take a photo of johninja and I when we meet, I'll upoload the image for you all to see
47:00 <Kelevra> I don't think I look that old and yeah I wasn
47:00 <YoelRomero> When I do meet johninja there will be a lot of celebration
47:00 <YoelRomero> and rejoice
47:00 <Kelevra> t expected to dress up as my mum had died 4 months before that and I was only 25
47:00 <Kelevra> so yeah..
47:00 <Resola> Kelevra, then youa re too good for johninja 
47:00 <FOBZTA> Kicking for the lead 
48:00 <YoelRomero> johninja has been all around he country meeting up with irc ladies
48:00 <YoelRomero> which is okay I suppose
48:00 <YoelRomero> but Mels is bleeding the poor guy dry
48:00 <Kelevra> either way it doesn't matter what some stranger thinks of my appearance
48:00 <YoelRomero> All of johninjas savings are being swallowed by Kelevra
48:00 <mzyoyo> lol
48:00 <Resola> that's a good thing
48:00 <mzyoyo> yeah it's fine but he doesn't have to be abusive that's plain weird
48:00 <Kelevra> I've not bled anything of him
49:00 <Resola> YoelRomero, calm down man
49:00 <mzyoyo> oh well I guess that you have to let people who overreact be that way 
49:00 <FOBZTA> Yes
49:00 <mzyoyo> it's a problem
49:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra: you know I have actually met you, I'm serious too. You actually commented on my appearance, but it is funny how the tables have turned. I am looking young, trim and fit... Where as you, well you have certainly aged
49:00 <FOBZTA> NSW NSW NSW NSW 
49:00 <Resola> ....
50:00 <YoelRomero> johninja we have also met, I never liked you at all.
50:00 <YoelRomero> But rest assured, we will meet again
50:00 <mzyoyo> YoelRomero what is your health and fitness regime?
50:00 <YoelRomero> all of us
50:00 <Kelevra> I doubt we've met and if we have is your name sid cause that cunt was severely annoying
50:00 <YoelRomero> mzyoyo, eat 80% good, 20% bad, gym 4 days a week and a pysical job
50:00 <YoelRomero> mzyoyo do you have one?
51:00 <mzyoyo> yeah mine is, eat 80% bad, 20% good, avoid the gym
51:00 <YoelRomero> I fall off the gym train every now and then, but I lift some crazy weight at work
51:00 <YoelRomero> yeah
51:00 <YoelRomero> gym does suck lol
51:00 <FOBZTA> Haha
51:00 <Resola> do you even lift though
51:00 <Resola> ???
51:00 <Kelevra> heh I don't even need the gym and I'm the size I was before having a baby
51:00 <Kelevra> booyah
51:00 <YoelRomero> lol not as much as johninja, Resola
51:00 <Silent> Hi
52:00 <mzyoyo> Kelevra the wine diet?
52:00 <Kelevra> nah
52:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
52:00 <mzyoyo> I don't really like the gym but if you do that's really good
52:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra just does not eat
52:00 <mzyoyo> I like going for walks 
52:00 <YoelRomero> hence her old looking face
52:00 <Resola> YoelRomero, I heard a rumor that he couldn't even lift his own ballsack
52:00 <mzyoyo> and dancing 
52:00 <Kelevra> my old looking face? no one knows wtf you're on about
52:00 <mzyoyo> and yeah work keeps me busy anyways
52:00 <YoelRomero> Resola, and it's not because his ball sack is big, it's because he's very weak
53:00 <Resola> YoelRomero, Kelevra and I are friends
53:00 <YoelRomero> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U4Wi8ZXNvrd = old looking face
53:00 <shadsam> lol
53:00 <YoelRomero> Resola, awesome!
53:00 <YoelRomero> I'm good mates with johninja, you are good mates with Kelevra
53:00 <Resola> think we should stick with good old john
53:00 <YoelRomero> I can see a bright future for all of us
53:00 <Resola> if we're going to pick on anyone
53:00 <FOBZTA> What this love boat session 
53:00 <YoelRomero> perhaps we could all go to the snow this winter
53:00 <mzyoyo> what a horrible idea
53:00 <YoelRomero> I'd actually enjoy pushing johninja down a hill
53:00 <YoelRomero> mzyoyo not a fan of the snow?
53:00 <Kelevra> john likes to be picked on, it makes him want to stoke his balls
53:00 <Kelevra> stroke
54:00 <YoelRomero> johninja obviously has some issues
54:00 <Resola> mmm indeed
54:00 <mzyoyo> the snow is alright
54:00 <YoelRomero> I imagine if we went to the snow, Kelevra, Resola and myself would be having a great old time, and johninja would be sulking
54:00 <mzyoyo> but you want to go on vacation with someone that is abusive to you
54:00 <Resola> I actually would have a good time
54:00 <YoelRomero> just the company I'm keeping at the snow
54:00 <Resola> just saying
54:00 <johninja> nobody wants to go anywhere with you matty
55:00 <YoelRomero> lol
55:00 <johninja> try get some real life friends 
55:00 <johninja> instead of pushing yourself on people tht don't like yo
55:00 <mzyoyo> no one wants to hang out with me
55:00 <mzyoyo> but I just cope with it
55:00 <YoelRomero> johninja it's not a far drive to snow from where we live.
55:00 <johninja> this troll has an e-boner for me Glenn
55:00 <FOBZTA> Common 
55:00 <YoelRomero> Although you dont have a car do you
55:00 <johninja> its pretty funny
55:00 <YoelRomero> Guess I'm driving.
55:00 <johninja> every so often when i can be fucked i slap him around
55:00 <YoelRomero> You can chip in for petty johninja
55:00 <Kelevra> I don't drive
55:00 <johninja> then he just gets attached
56:00 <FOBZTA> NSW ball 
56:00 <YoelRomero> Resola has called shotgun
56:00 <Kelevra> never have had my learners
56:00 <YoelRomero> im sorry mzyoyo if you want to come you are in the back seat between johninja and Kelevra
56:00 <Resola> YoelRomero, I want to skiiiiiiiii
56:00 <mzyoyo> I don't want to get an std
56:00 <YoelRomero> although we could put johninja in the boot I suppose
56:00 <YoelRomero> Resola it's awesome fun
56:00 <YoelRomero> I love the surf more
56:00 <YoelRomero> But like the snow
56:00 <YoelRomero> it's only like 3 months of the year
56:00 <Resola> guess the ugliest person goes in the back
57:00 <YoelRomero> Resola bingo
57:00 <Resola> it's only fair
57:00 <mzyoyo> do we have to rate who's ugliest? 
57:00 <YoelRomero> We can go over some speed humps at a fast pace for our amusement too
57:00 <Resola> don't want to get pulled over by the cops
57:00 <mzyoyo> it's kind of mean
57:00 <mzyoyo> :(
57:00 <YoelRomero> mzyoyo personality of course
57:00 <Resola> nah
57:00 <YoelRomero> johninja has an ugly personality
57:00 <mzyoyo> but a really hot body?
57:00 <YoelRomero> I doubt it
57:00 <YoelRomero> lol
57:00 <mzyoyo> hahaha
57:00 <Resola> mzyoyo, that's what we "meant"
58:00 <johninja> mzyoyo has met me matty
58:00 <johninja> you have not
58:00 <johninja> there is a certain pecking order
58:00 <YoelRomero> mzyoyo: oh do tell!
58:00 <YoelRomero> I want all the goss
58:00 <johninja> and you are behind mzyoyo 
58:00 <Resola> just imagine a policeman opening the boot of the car and seeing johninja tied up in occy straps
58:00 <Resola> then going
58:00 <johninja> in the losers i would never meet ctegory
58:00 <Resola> "uggh" and closing the boot again
59:00 <Kelevra> I'd meet any loser on here, I've met alot of losers from here
59:00 <mzyoyo> okay I'll let you call us losers lmao
59:00 <Kelevra> most are quiet and socially awkward so it's best to get them drinking or smoking or both
59:00 <mzyoyo> quiet socially awkward people have the best souls
59:00 <Resola> johnninja loves
59:00 <Resola> smoking that penis
00:00 <YoelRomero> Perhaps after we go to the snow we can have a real sea change and go up to the Goldcoast
00:00 <Kelevra> I think they have the creepy rapey murder thing going
00:00 <YoelRomero> hiking the Hinterlands
00:00 <YoelRomero> surfing the beaches up there
00:00 <Resola> surfin in the USA
00:00 <Resola> shotgun
00:00 <YoelRomero> I see we are going to be the best of friends
00:00 <YoelRomero> yes
00:00 <YoelRomero> Resola once again called shotgun
00:00 <mzyoyo> Anyways I'm going to go and let those that call other's losers to make themselves feel better keep it up byeeeeeeees
00:00 <Kelevra> your trolling ways are interesting
00:00 <Kelevra> you should try your tactic irl
00:00 <Kelevra> I did last weekend
00:00 <Resola> mzyoyo, don't go
00:00 <Kelevra> didn't even get ashed
00:00 <YoelRomero> I have a Wagon we can put a cage up and sit johninja in there
00:00 <Resola> mzyoyo, we love youuuuuuuu
00:00 <Kelevra> just almost bashed
01:00 <YoelRomero> I dont think you are a loser yoyo
01:00 <YoelRomero> there is only one loser here
01:00 <YoelRomero> and that is
01:00 <YoelRomero> johninja
01:00 <Resola> well yes I have to agree with you there
03:00 <johninja> its cute how you just wait for someone else to have a go and join in michael
03:00 <johninja> some people would call it cowardly
03:00 <johninja> but i admire you
03:00 <Kelevra> I'm just happy mzyoyo thinks your body is hot
03:00 <Resola> well think about it
03:00 <johninja> lol me too
03:00 <Kelevra> haha
03:00 <johninja> she looked preggers
04:00 <Resola> you didn't really have to say anything except I admire you
04:00 <Kelevra> oh you're so rude lol
04:00 <johninja> in a nice way
04:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <YoelRomero> johninja do you think you could keep up with us hiking the hinterlands
05:00 <YoelRomero> ?
05:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't want to
05:00 <Kelevra> he's doing a shit btw
05:00 <YoelRomero> I dont want to be stopping every 10 minutes waiting for you because you stubbed your toe or something
05:00 <Kelevra> he's not even at his laptop
05:00 <Resola> johninja has heart problems
05:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra that's fine he will read this when he gets back
06:00 <YoelRomero> Resola i imagine so yes.
06:00 <YoelRomero> We may need a couple of those walking sticks for johninja to use
06:00 <Kelevra> I should get life insurance on him then I suppose
06:00 <YoelRomero> I have a first aid certificate so is he does manage to hurt himself he is in good hands
06:00 <Resola> a slight breeze could set of massive cardio pulmonary tachycardia
06:00 <YoelRomero> lol
07:00 <YoelRomero> indeed
07:00 <Kelevra> now he's in the shower, it must've been a serious shit
07:00 <YoelRomero> Heaven forbid the win changes direction
07:00 <YoelRomero> wind*
07:00 <Resola> what if he stops to have a fap
07:00 <Kelevra> he would
07:00 <Resola> he could be dead within the minute
07:00 <YoelRomero> Resola we shall leave him in the bush to do his business
07:00 <shadsam> O___o
07:00 <YoelRomero> If that happens im not willing to help
07:00 <Resola> yeah
07:00 <YoelRomero> He can clean himself up
08:00 <Resola> plus wild koalas will probably be attracted to his syphilis and rape him
08:00 <Kelevra> this is so boring
08:00 <YoelRomero> Actually we could use johninja as an anchor if we take a boat out at surfers paradise after the hike in the hinterlands
08:00 <Kelevra> its actually making me want to shower with him
08:00 <YoelRomero> oh
08:00 <YoelRomero> yes
08:00 <Resola> YoelRomero, I don't think johninja makes a very good anything
08:00 <YoelRomero> there is a certain scent that johninja gives off that attracts wild animals
08:00 <YoelRomero> hence Kelevra
09:00 <shadsam> ew
09:00 <YoelRomero> Resola perhaps we should leave johninja at home
09:00 <YoelRomero> in the shower
09:00 <YoelRomero> doing shits
09:00 <YoelRomero> etc
09:00 <Kelevra> [21:09:16] <YoelRomero> there is a certain scent that johninja gives off that attracts wild animals
09:00 <Kelevra> [21:09:21] <YoelRomero> hence Kelevra
09:00 <Resola> yeah but if he doesn't get exercise they'll need a crane to take him out
09:00 <Kelevra> so first I aged badly and now I'm a wild animal?
09:00 <YoelRomero> Resola that's true
09:00 <Kelevra> these are pretty shitty taunts
09:00 <YoelRomero> I see Kelevra is doing a good thing for johninja
10:00 <YoelRomero> taking one for the team
10:00 <Resola> yes I admire her greatly
10:00 <Resola> (yes that is how it's done)
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm not taking one for the team I liked him before I met my previous bf
10:00 <Kelevra> but I didn't think he liked me that way
10:00 <Kelevra> so I just stayed his friend
11:00 <YoelRomero> I suppose one week in the snow, one week on the GC we have another week
11:00 <YoelRomero> where else can we take our new friends?
11:00 <Resola> true
11:00 <YoelRomero> Ah
11:00 <YoelRomero> I know
11:00 <Resola> to the cafe scene in melbourne
11:00 <YoelRomero> ohhhh
11:00 <YoelRomero> yes
11:00 <YoelRomero> Yes indeed
11:00 <robot> hey Glenn
11:00 <YoelRomero> Good old chapel street
12:00 <YoelRomero> it will cost  fair whack though
12:00 <YoelRomero> with johninja stuffing his face
12:00 <Resola> johninja, might get depressed that the hipsters are actually better people then he is
12:00 <YoelRomero> those places aint bloody cheap
12:00 <YoelRomero> Yes
12:00 <YoelRomero> indeed
12:00 <YoelRomero> well we can spend 3 days doing the cafe crawls
12:00 <shadsam> melbournes dead
12:00 <Resola> yeah and too much caffeine
12:00 <YoelRomero> then another 4 days in the tropics in darwin
12:00 <shadsam> sydney has more users
12:00 <YoelRomero> johninja can sweat off the weight he put on at the melbourne cafes
13:00 <Resola> johninja, has a rare condition where he ejaculates from his eyes
13:00 <YoelRomero> We will need some heavy duty sun glasses then
13:00 <Resola> if he has too much stimulant
13:00 <YoelRomero> perhaps some welding goggles
14:00 <Resola> that'll cover up his face
14:00 <Resola> it's a double win
14:00 <YoelRomero> lol
14:00 <YoelRomero> wont be needing this after all then
15:00 <Resola> a good engineer always has redundancies
15:00 <YoelRomero> HAHAHAHA
15:00 <YoelRomero> just incase
15:00 <YoelRomero> https://www.facebook.com/john.bowen.31542?fref=ts = johninja
16:00 <Resola> lul
16:00 <YoelRomero> You see Resola that photo of johninja with his top kind of slipping off his shoulder
16:00 <YoelRomero> going for a 'sexy' look
16:00 <Resola> lol can you tiny pic it I don't have flakebock?
17:00 <YoelRomero> lol
17:00 <YoelRomero> yes
17:00 <YoelRomero> yes I can
17:00 <YoelRomero> give me a second
17:00 <Resola> I need a laugh
18:00 <YoelRomero> http://i57.tinypic.com/2craqtf.jpg
18:00 <YoelRomero> I have another
18:00 <YoelRomero> save some laughter
19:00 <YoelRomero> http://i58.tinypic.com/ngsutu.png
19:00 <YoelRomero> He needed a haircut in this one
19:00 <YoelRomero> and if you give me 30 more seconds I have a very recent image of johninja, he's wearing a shirt, an un ironed shirt
19:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
20:00 <Resola> rofl at least he's wearing sunglasses in that one
20:00 <YoelRomero> http://i62.tinypic.com/mmd9o1.jpg
20:00 <johninja> wow you guys need to get a life lol
20:00 <YoelRomero> johninja wearing a very tacky shirt and tie
20:00 <YoelRomero> an un ironed shirt
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah it was said in the comments on the pic
21:00 <YoelRomero> I do wonder who actually did johninjas tie up for him, I mean it's not done well. But it is done better than he could do.
21:00 <Kelevra> wow you're not on the fkn ball mate
22:00 <johninja> YoelRomero can't see that because he isn't my friend :(
22:00 <YoelRomero> We are friends johninja
22:00 <YoelRomero> Resola, if you give me a second. There is an image of image for johninja... You see johninja one day decided to send his penis in a text.
23:00 <johninja> no we aren't matty
23:00 <johninja> that is the most offensive thing you can say about me 
23:00 <Resola> http://i59.tinypic.com/2nhovir.jpg
23:00 <johninja> that we are friends
23:00 <Kelevra> johninja went to a boys school, pretty sure he knows how to tie a tie
23:00 <Resola> I was forced to edit that picture
23:00 <johninja> i don't hang out with losers like you matty
23:00 <Resola> that's the circle of life right there
24:00 <YoelRomero> http://i57.tinypic.com/4h865i.jpg = The money shot
24:00 <Resola> semen comes from forehead penis falls upon the tongue
24:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
24:00 <Resola> to make more forehead penis semen
24:00 <Resola> the circle is complete
24:00 <shadsam> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Water-Dancing-Speakers-Audio-Speakers-USB-POWERED-LED-DANCE-Fountain-for-PC-iPod-/221446086856?pt=AU_Hi_Fi_Speakers&hash=item338f3720c8
24:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
24:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
24:00 <YoelRomero> Yes 
24:00 <YoelRomero> johninja has put on some weight as of late
25:00 <Kelevra> he has?
25:00 <Kelevra> his clothes don't fit him anymore unless he wears belts
25:00 <YoelRomero> Yes
25:00 <Kelevra> I live with him so I know this to be a fact
25:00 <YoelRomero> His head has got fat
25:00 <YoelRomero> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> if you say so
26:00 <YoelRomero> Just as your head has turned into a shrivelled up old prune
26:00 <Resola> lol
26:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
26:00 <Resola> quality dick pic
26:00 <YoelRomero> lol
26:00 <YoelRomero> isn't it just?
26:00 <YoelRomero> He will either go nuts or be quiet not
26:00 <YoelRomero> Seems he has  been shamed out
26:00 <johninja> ?
26:00 <Resola> he has no shame
26:00 <YoelRomero> Well
27:00 <YoelRomero> obviously not
27:00 <johninja> maybe i actually have better things to do than argue with jelly losers 
27:00 <johninja> you guys relly need a life
27:00 <johninja> maybe a gf
27:00 <Resola> I am actually quite jelly of johninja's penis
27:00 <johninja> you could do it if you weren't both so creepy
27:00 <Kelevra> who'd date them?
27:00 <johninja> see chicks don't really dig the desperation matty
27:00 <Resola> what about you YoelRomero ?
28:00 <johninja> good point Kelevra
28:00 <johninja> maybe adele would talk to them if she ws drunk
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah she so would
28:00 <johninja> she has pretty low standards
28:00 <YoelRomero> Resola yes
28:00 <Kelevra> my index finger smells funny
28:00 <YoelRomero> yes I am
28:00 <Kelevra> o.O
28:00 <johninja> "o
28:00 <Resola> we are both jealous
28:00 <YoelRomero> This is what johninja assumes of us too
28:00 <YoelRomero> he thinks we want to be like him
28:00 <YoelRomero> and I guess to a certain point we do
28:00 <Resola> yes
28:00 <YoelRomero> imagine having no shame
28:00 <johninja> you spend so much time talking about me
28:00 <YoelRomero> you could do whatever you wanted
28:00 <Resola> that would be great
29:00 <YoelRomero> and not give it a second thought
29:00 <johninja> nd obsessing over everything i do
29:00 <shadsam> u wanna be the best
29:00 <shadsam> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/AMS-Neve-Capricorn-Digital-Mixing-Console-72-Faders/360388576869?_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131017132637%26meid%3D7217384826969652829%26pid%3D100033%26prg%3D20131017132637%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D221446086856
29:00 <Resola> rofl
29:00 <YoelRomero> Look at johninja
29:00 <johninja> maybe spend that time trying to improve your sad lonely lives is all i can suggest
29:00 <shadsam> lol
29:00 <YoelRomero> he's getting angry now
29:00 <YoelRomero> Hahahaha
29:00 <Resola> We should take pictures of our dicks and put them on the internet
29:00 <YoelRomero> lol
29:00 <Resola> that's the first step
29:00 <YoelRomero> It seems to be the trend
30:00 <YoelRomero> doesn't it?
30:00 <shadsam> Kelevra smokes her fingernails
30:00 <Resola> in johninja's plan
30:00 <YoelRomero> And the thing is Resola
30:00 <Kelevra> it has happened once or twice by accident
30:00 <YoelRomero> johninja's phone number is clearly stated on that pictue
30:00 <YoelRomero> but he he wont answer my calls
30:00 <Kelevra> should I grab his phone?
30:00 <shadsam> brb
30:00 <lx>  Bye for now shadsam...
30:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
30:00 <YoelRomero> Look at mels
31:00 <YoelRomero> she wants to speak to us
31:00 <shadsam> ucan paste urls
31:00 <YoelRomero> we might supply better conversation than johninja
31:00 <Kelevra> well I don't have anything to hide
31:00 <Resola> yeah but I kind of don't mind her she's not that bad c'mon
31:00 <YoelRomero> johninja is now hiding behind Kelevra
31:00 <shadsam> okies wont do it again Didnt know mate
31:00 <Resola> she can come skiing with us
31:00 <YoelRomero> like the fat chook he is
31:00 <YoelRomero> yes
31:00 <YoelRomero> yes she can!
32:00 <Resola> but johninja is eating fingerbuns and mcdonalds at home
32:00 <YoelRomero> johninja what do you have to say for yourself?
32:00 <YoelRomero> lol
32:00 <YoelRomero> johninja lives off maccas
32:00 <Kelevra> how am I fat?
32:00 <Kelevra> you pasted my pic lol
32:00 <YoelRomero> We never said you were fat Kelevra
32:00 <YoelRomero> johninja is
32:00 <Kelevra> oh you said 'he'
32:00 <YoelRomero> tubby bastard
32:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra no need to get paranoid
32:00 <YoelRomero> just because paranoia has set in for johninja
33:00 <Kelevra> I like his pudge, he's not fat nor is he wafer thin
33:00 <YoelRomero> dont let it affect you
33:00 <Resola> wow that's mighty stand up of her
33:00 <Kelevra>  I don't, my last bf was 125kgs
33:00 <YoelRomero> ill be back in a few mins, johninja here is your chance to talk without me cutting you off.
33:00 <Resola> not getting his fat and oversized nipples and undersized penis get in the way of her relationship... or other women for that matter
35:00 <Resola> I wish I could send my penis to random women on the internet
39:00 <shadsam> wazza the FOOTY SCORE IMO
40:00 <Resola> shadsam, you gonna watch the world cup?
40:00 <shadsam> YUP
40:00 <johninja> lol@undersized penis
40:00 <shadsam> what times it start m8
40:00 <Resola> june 13 in the morning
40:00 <shadsam> kk
40:00 <Resola> aus is playing some shit country
40:00 <YoelRomero> Resola you have hurt johninjas pride now
40:00 <shadsam> awesome
40:00 <shadsam> nice
40:00 <Resola> lol
40:00 <Resola> johninja, the player
40:00 <YoelRomero> lol
40:00 <JustinBieber> socceroos phail
40:00 <johninja> Resola is on a rampage ever since i tlked to nikky in front of him
41:00 <johninja> how upsetting for you Resola
41:00 <Resola> wtf
41:00 <YoelRomero> look at johninja
41:00 <YoelRomero> making things up
41:00 <Resola> I don't care what ugly people do lol
41:00 <shadsam> stick ya head out the window and yell "IM AS MAD AS HELL AND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE"
41:00 <johninja> you clerly do though
41:00 <shadsam> LOL
41:00 <YoelRomero> johninja your focus is here
41:00 <johninja> you re very very butthurt
41:00 <Resola> I'm like 20 echelons above you in looks
41:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:00 <Resola> and there are only 20 echelons
42:00 <YoelRomero> johninja is lower on the food chain than most
42:00 <johninja> you are  very insecure little man michael
42:00 <johninja> your bragging doesn't impress me
42:00 <johninja> i can see right through you
42:00 <Kelevra> johninja makes me moist
42:00 <Resola> there johninja goes again thinking everything relates to him
42:00 <Kelevra> I love that johninja guy
42:00 <Resola> uuughhlllh
42:00 <Kelevra> johninja has great hair
42:00 <johninja> :)
42:00 <Kelevra> johninja has pretty eyes
42:00 <YoelRomero> johninja you never answered my question from before. Do you think you can keep up with Kelevra, Resola, mzyoyo and myself when we go hiking the Goldcoast Hinterlands?
43:00 <Kelevra> johninja is tall and I like that also
43:00 <johninja> nobody is going with you matty
43:00 <Resola> I am
43:00 <Resola> mzyoyo is she admitted it herself
43:00 <johninja> ok mybe Resola is that sad
43:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra how tall is johninja?
43:00 <Kelevra> johninja has an amazing ass
43:00 <Resola> and Kelevra is going because she has a secret crush on YoelRomero 
43:00 <YoelRomero> obviously
43:00 <Kelevra> johninja is about 6'3-6'4
43:00 <YoelRomero> oh
43:00 <YoelRomero> a tall man
43:00 <Kelevra> I have a huge crush on johninja still
43:00 <YoelRomero> yet a short man
44:00 <YoelRomero> at the same time
44:00 <Kelevra> I dream of him alot
44:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
44:00 <Resola> rofl
44:00 <Resola> you realise that this is johninja working two keyboards
44:00 <johninja> aww you
44:00 <YoelRomero> Still has not answered my question about the hiking
44:00 <Resola> crying into his own fat nipples
44:00 <johninja> lol if only michael
44:00 <YoelRomero> johninja can you keep up pal?
44:00 <Kelevra> I'm fortunately a real person
44:00 <johninja> it doesn't matter matty becuse nobody is coming
45:00 <johninja> so yeh
45:00 <johninja> i did
45:00 <Resola> YoelRomero, in the absesne of a real answer we'll have to go with no
45:00 <YoelRomero> lol
45:00 <YoelRomero> indeed
45:00 <Kelevra> are you two black?
45:00 <Resola> yes
45:00 <johninja> i like doing things with people i actually like
45:00 <YoelRomero> I am black also
45:00 <Resola> Resola, is my nigga name
45:00 <YoelRomero> johninja really?
45:00 <johninja> i don't feel the need to pressure random strangers on the internet to go out with me
45:00 <YoelRomero> then you are coming with s?
45:00 <johninja> becuse i have actual friends matty
45:00 <YoelRomero> us*
45:00 <johninja> i know it may seem strnge to you
45:00 <johninja> but its what normal people do
45:00 <johninja> i.e not sad losers
46:00 <YoelRomero> What sit on irc opposite your gf and talk there, never leaving the house and drinking piss?
46:00 <Resola> rofl
46:00 <Resola> at least we drink cool aide
46:00 <YoelRomero> I get the feeling johninja is on of those who pisses in a plastic bottle and keeps his own urine
46:00 <Kelevra> he's on the other side of the house, this was explained hours ago buddy
46:00 <YoelRomero> yes
46:00 <YoelRomero> cool aide is where its at
47:00 <Resola> maybe Kelevra can come and shoot some hoops with us if she's into black men
47:00 <Resola> we're pretty tall
47:00 <YoelRomero> The official drink of the ufc at one time I believe
47:00 <YoelRomero> yeah
47:00 <Kelevra> I don't play bball anymore, pool is where it is @
47:00 <Kelevra> and I can't do that cause I got thrown out of my local last saturday
47:00 <YoelRomero> I'm not 6'4 like mr ninja, but I'm 6'1, a good height to weight ratio
47:00 <Resola> sorry Kelevra us blacks don't play games of skill
47:00 <Kelevra> bad choices
47:00 <YoelRomero> unlike johninja
48:00 <YoelRomero> his BMI is right out
48:00 <Resola> rofl
48:00 <Resola> he's got that type-2
48:00 <YoelRomero> you know another sick fact about johninja
48:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra had a kid to a random from the internet
48:00 <YoelRomero> johninja claims its his
48:00 <YoelRomero> but its not
48:00 <Kelevra> never ask a woman if she should be drinking while pregnant if she isn't pregnant
48:00 <YoelRomero> Where is the child now guys?
49:00 <Kelevra> the baby?
49:00 <YoelRomero> yes
49:00 <YoelRomero> Angel
49:00 <Kelevra> she's in bed
49:00 <Resola> I like babies
49:00 <Kelevra> she sleeps the whole night through
49:00 <Kelevra> she's 6 months old next week
49:00 <YoelRomero> congrats
49:00 <Kelevra> ty
49:00 <YoelRomero> Was it a long labor?
49:00 <Kelevra> it wasn't some random btw
50:00 <YoelRomero> Anth0ny
50:00 <Kelevra> nah not really, I didn't know the pain was labour until I went to the hospital
50:00 <YoelRomero> ah
50:00 <Kelevra> then the babies heart rate started to drop and they had to get her out
50:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra is a good chick at heart
50:00 <YoelRomero> its just ashame about the company she keeps
50:00 <Kelevra> took 15 minutes to have her, 6 weeks to recover from surgery
51:00 <YoelRomero> wow
51:00 <Resola> I actually want to go down the street in disco wigs and disco glasses on roller skates with boom boxes
51:00 <YoelRomero> lol
51:00 <YoelRomero> I have rollerblades
51:00 <YoelRomero> I'll use them
51:00 <YoelRomero> johninja might need a bike with training wheels though
51:00 <Kelevra> I wanted to buy a pair but I can't rollerblade with a baby
51:00 <Kelevra> sad times
51:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra just get some
51:00 <YoelRomero> www.baysideblades.com.au
52:00 <YoelRomero> they will hook you up
52:00 <YoelRomero> good peeps there
52:00 <Resola> yeah srs
52:00 <Resola> we've been planning this for ages
52:00 <Kelevra> suppose I could and just leave her with john for an hour while I do my own thing
52:00 <YoelRomero> indeed
52:00 <YoelRomero> I'd teach you, if johninja didnt have such an issue with me
52:00 <YoelRomero> jealous bitch he i
52:00 <YoelRomero> s
53:00 <Kelevra> oh I can skate
53:00 <YoelRomero> oh really?
53:00 <YoelRomero> Awesome
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah my brother and I used to do speed skating
53:00 <Resola> but can you get on your groove thang?
53:00 <YoelRomero> They have like group skates along the stkilda beach there every tuesday
53:00 <Kelevra> and I got accepted early this year into a rollerderby team but I couldn't go through with it due to having a baby
54:00 <YoelRomero> damnnnnnn
54:00 <Kelevra> can't afford to break any bones or get sick in any manner
54:00 <YoelRomero> get john on some blades
54:00 <Kelevra> dunno if he'd be into it
54:00 <YoelRomero> The aggressive clearance items on there
54:00 <Resola> he doesn't like disco
54:00 <YoelRomero> teach him to grind
54:00 <YoelRomero> lol
54:00 <Resola> he's pure evil
54:00 <YoelRomero> Disco Stu
54:00 <Resola> hahaha
54:00 <YoelRomero> Resola will play the role of Disco Stu
55:00 <Resola> fucken deepest character on the simpsons
56:00 <YoelRomero> lol
56:00 <YoelRomero> and Moe
56:00 <YoelRomero> johninja reminds me of Moe
56:00 <YoelRomero> a scum bag
57:00 <YoelRomero> So we will have to rollerblade the Surfers Paradise strip on our holiday too
58:00 <Kelevra> been there, not keen on going back unless it's to past there and to byron bay
59:00 <YoelRomero> you like Byron huh?
59:00 <YoelRomero> Surfs good there
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's beautiful there
59:00 <YoelRomero> Sunshine coasts surf is better
59:00 <YoelRomero> Coolangatta is the bomb though
09:00 <cola> johninja and Kelevra  hi
10:00 <cola> skidmarks will be doing the work for the dole
11:00 <FOBZTA> Well done NSW 
12:00 <JustinBieber> wooohooo
12:00 <YoelRomero> lol
13:00 <YoelRomero> cola, Resola, Kelevra, johninja, mryoyo and myself are going on a group venture holiday
13:00 <YoelRomero> We are going to the snow
13:00 <YoelRomero> Then to the Goldcoast to hike the hinterlands
13:00 <YoelRomero> johninja has been banished to the car boot to ensure comfort for the other passengers
14:00 <Resola> can't have him stinking up the car
14:00 <cola> lol
14:00 <YoelRomero> and he would kind of cramp out style too
14:00 <YoelRomero> i mean we are hooning down the main strip, we dont want johninja hollering our the window
14:00 <cola> Kelevra hasnt washed her clothes since november
15:00 <Resola> showing off his dick
15:00 <YoelRomero> yes lol
15:00 <YoelRomero> http://i57.tinypic.com/4h865i.jpg = johninja
15:00 <cola> her hair is pretty grotty and skin blotchy and oily
15:00 <YoelRomero> cola we have invested some money into some clothes and facial care products for Kelevra
15:00 <YoelRomero> she should be ready to go
15:00 <YoelRomero> johninja we have no spare cash for
16:00 <YoelRomero> since he has none to contribute to our trip
16:00 <Resola> that's gay
17:00 <YoelRomero> johninja is the third wheel of our trip
17:00 <YoelRomero> I say
17:00 <YoelRomero> we boot him off the tour
17:00 <YoelRomero> and include cola
17:00 <Resola> maybe 5th wheel
17:00 <Kelevra> so now the focus is my hair and skin, that's nice
17:00 <YoelRomero> lol yes
17:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra we will doll you up
17:00 <cola> she needs to go to pricelime and spend $80 bucks, get her on the diflucan 1 for a week, diesel high pressure washer in the arse crack and some CT18 truckwash to clear out the skidmarks
17:00 <YoelRomero> johninja is no longer welcome
18:00 <Resola> yeah there will be a surprise at the beginning of our trip
18:00 <Resola> makeover emergency
18:00 <Kelevra> cola you must be a model
18:00 <YoelRomero> lol
18:00 <cola> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U3lIM16HBcM some segreaser for her hair and manfro frindge
19:00 <Resola> doesn't stop her from getting three men
19:00 <YoelRomero> I wonder who those people are in the image with Kelevra
19:00 <YoelRomero> yes
19:00 <YoelRomero> indeed
19:00 <Kelevra> they're comedians
19:00 <YoelRomero> johninja is jealous of that image
20:00 <Resola> and they all like disco
20:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra strange that they are supposed to be comedians, but the funniest looking person there is you!
20:00 <Kelevra> mr alabama,bradford oakes
20:00 <YoelRomero> the old prune face look
20:00 <cola> she gets quality men too, guys with no homes who havent got jobs and live board with unemployed single irc mums
20:00 <Kelevra> I forget the other twos names off the top of my head but that night was fun
20:00 <YoelRomero> cola like johninja?
20:00 <YoelRomero> johninja is a drifter
21:00 <YoelRomero> sqautting at Lee's house
21:00 <YoelRomero> with mels
21:00 <cola> lol
21:00 <shadsam> o,o
21:00 <shadsam> NSW WON THE FOOTY !!!!IMO XD XD
21:00 <YoelRomero> We are also going to Rollerblade along the surfers paradise strip
21:00 <Kelevra> we've got our own place now
21:00 <YoelRomero> Bullocks shadsam
21:00 <shadsam> 12-8
21:00 <YoelRomero> really?
21:00 <Kelevra> in narre warren
21:00 <shadsam> YUP
21:00 <Kelevra> yup
21:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra I work in Nazza
22:00 <Kelevra> nice
22:00 <YoelRomero> near Webb street
22:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
22:00 <YoelRomero> we should do lunch
22:00 <YoelRomero> I get an hour lunch break
22:00 <YoelRomero> we can catch up
23:00 <Kelevra> I don't really head out much due to the little one
23:00 <cola> lmfao irc dole losers couple
23:00 <YoelRomero> If you guys have no cash I can make some toasted ham and cheese sandwiches for you, our tea room is very large so johninja will be able to fit in properly with my work collegues
23:00 <Resola> :/
23:00 <cola> fuck me 
23:00 <cola> narre warren is being targeted for the work for the dole sheme
23:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra, have you seen the new nightclub in Nazza, Empire
23:00 <YoelRomero> very dancy
24:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
24:00 <YoelRomero> it is cola
24:00 <YoelRomero> as is Frankston
24:00 <Kelevra> we pay more rent then most working people do, we're not scum..
24:00 <YoelRomero> with us tax payers cash
24:00 <cola> the tax payer pays yoru rent SCUM
24:00 <Kelevra> if you think I care, I don't lol
25:00 <cola> of course you dont care, thats why you are scum
25:00 <Kelevra> I'd let an old cancer patient pay for my life style if it came down to it
25:00 <Kelevra> rage on all you wish
25:00 <cola> you dont even care about yourself, take a look at your clothes, hair and face http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16b0t5j&s=8#.U3lIM16HBcM
25:00 <cola> awesome lifestyle lol
25:00 <Kelevra> I know what i wear and have worn
25:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
25:00 <Kelevra> my mum died, I didn't dress up
26:00 <Kelevra> woe is me
26:00 <YoelRomero> Jesus
26:00 <Kelevra> who cares
26:00 <cola> vinnies clothes
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah and?
26:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra, well on another note. Down at FG there is a goodlife health club gym that I frequent.
26:00 <YoelRomero> Perhaps we could meet up there for a workout?
26:00 <cola> vinnies clothes paid for by the taxpayer
26:00 <YoelRomero> There is a massive Savers at FG too
27:00 <shadsam> new wrAUDROBE
27:00 <YoelRomero> Perhaps thats where johninja purchased his white shirt and blue tie
27:00 <shadsam> lol
27:00 <YoelRomero> lol yes shadsam
27:00 <Kelevra> I don't have to work out and I don't need anymore clothes lol
27:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra the checkered shirt covers the whole week yes?
27:00 <Resola> Kelevra, isn't that bad tbqh
27:00 <Resola> I mean ...
27:00 <Kelevra> this is getting heaps old
28:00 <shadsam> !seen quiet
28:00 <A> shadsam, No matches were found.
28:00 <Resola> she's just dating a moron for his mone
28:00 <Resola> money
28:00 <Resola> that's smart
28:00 <YoelRomero> lol
28:00 <cola> where will the work for the dole placements be in narre warren
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah 
28:00 <YoelRomero> cola there are so many places there lol
28:00 <Kelevra> I don't have to work i'm a stay at home mum
28:00 <YoelRomero> Savers for one
28:00 <cola> picking up rubbish on the roadside, that outfit will work a treat
28:00 <YoelRomero> DSP mum
28:00 <Kelevra> I have no family to take care of my daughter
29:00 <YoelRomero> The Fountain Gate shopping centre has plenty of jobs going
29:00 <YoelRomero> perhaps send john down there
29:00 <YoelRomero> There are always jobs on the windows
29:00 <cola> typical welfare family scum, skidmarks mel is 2nd generation giving birth to the 3rd gen
29:00 <YoelRomero> Not bad stores too
29:00 <YoelRomero> lol
30:00 <Kelevra> anyway this is boring and has been for a wile, I love spending your hard earned money on my beer, smokes, booze and bastard child,. Peace out niggers. I'm going to watch tv
30:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
30:00 <YoelRomero> God
30:00 <cola> her mum lived in commission rental, now she does and hopefully her daughter will be as low and acheiver in life as her hopeless mother
30:00 <YoelRomero> no shame
30:00 <Resola> I could literally pay out johninja all day
30:00 <Resola> but Kelevra is pretty cool
30:00 <johninja> wow you guys are sad
30:00 <Resola> it hurts my troll bone to pay her out
30:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
30:00 <YoelRomero> johninja speaks!
31:00 <cola> lmfao
31:00 <Resola> and we obey
31:00 <YoelRomero> johninja ill meet you at Fountain Gate
31:00 <YoelRomero> we can do a workout then get coffee
31:00 <cola> oxygen theives
31:00 <johninja> think it says more about you that you talk about me for hours while i am out doing other shit
31:00 <johninja> just checking in breifly to stir you up
31:00 <YoelRomero> What shit were you doing johninja?
31:00 <YoelRomero> Down at FG?
31:00 <johninja> that is none of your business matty
31:00 <YoelRomero> Or walking down Webb street
31:00 <cola> job hunting johninja , ohh ok didnt think so lol
32:00 <YoelRomero> the main set of shops there
32:00 <johninja> like you can talk about working joel
32:00 <YoelRomero> God if only I knew about you guys living in nazza sooner
32:00 <YoelRomero> I go there everyday!
32:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
32:00 <YoelRomero> joel
32:00 <cola> johninja got mel up the duff for the baby bonus, biggest income they have had in their lives, its like winning tattslotto for them
32:00 <YoelRomero> cola = joel?
32:00 <YoelRomero> looooooolllllllll
33:00 <YoelRomero> I enjoy my time in Nazza
33:00 <johninja> nobody cares matty
33:00 <cola> Nazza is an awesome place for welfare renters
33:00 <YoelRomero> Up the road at Berwick we have 'dance' a place where the scum gather for their night out
33:00 <YoelRomero> surely johninja and mels would frequent it
33:00 <YoelRomero> lol
33:00 <johninja> do you still think you know where we live matty?
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <johninja> thats pretty funny
33:00 <cola> has vinnies, goodlife, meals on wheels, 2 centrelinks ... its pure heaven
33:00 <YoelRomero> indeed
33:00 <johninja> you have no ide how much i lughed at you the other day
34:00 <johninja> no fucking clue
34:00 <YoelRomero> A large centerlink too
34:00 <johninja> you searched all the map nd everything lol
34:00 <johninja> such a waste of your time matty
34:00 <johninja> i pwn you
34:00 <YoelRomero> We have you pinned down now johninja
34:00 <johninja> no you don't matty
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> you suck at this
34:00 <Resola> :/
34:00 <YoelRomero> I'm matty for those who don't know who johninja is addressing
35:00 <YoelRomero> What else do we have around Nazza
35:00 <YoelRomero> Crabbourne
35:00 <YoelRomero> Cranbourne sorry
35:00 <YoelRomero> a place johninja would feel at home in
35:00 <YoelRomero> johninja applied for a job at Bunnings there
35:00 <YoelRomero> got rejected.
41:00 <YoelRomero> Another place close for johninja, just down the Princes Hwy.
41:00 <YoelRomero> Dandenong
41:00 <johninja> matty you really have no idea
41:00 <YoelRomero> The Trash and Treasure Markets for johninja
41:00 <YoelRomero> 3 days a week johninja
41:00 <johninja> but please continue wasting your time
41:00 <YoelRomero> You could scab through the stalls there
41:00 <YoelRomero> Cash Converters also
42:00 <YoelRomero> I believe there are 3 cash mart type places in dandy
43:00 <Kelevra> you would know as you've probably used them to pawn stuff at
46:00 <johninja> yeh its odd he knows about all these loserish places
46:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra, no but sometimes I search them for sporting gear etc.
46:00 <Kelevra> so you shop for second hand stuff
46:00 <Kelevra> okay
47:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra of course if it's one of my phases where I want to become a pro snow boarder or something
47:00 <YoelRomero> I'm not one of those 'all the gear but no idea' guys.
47:00 <johninja> yet he doesn't even have enough money to go out and would prefer to spend his spare time attempting to troll someone on a text program that is almost 20 years old
47:00 <Kelevra> oh that's cool I suppose
47:00 <bruce> I love poppin tags
47:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:00 <Kelevra> I don't steal
48:00 <johninja> lol@want to become a pro snowboarder or something
48:00 <YoelRomero> johninja have you ever tried it?
48:00 <johninja> you are still such a teenager matty
48:00 <YoelRomero> doubtful
48:00 <johninja> come to terms with the fact you are a loser man
48:00 <johninja> stop trying to take you unhappiness out on others
49:00 <YoelRomero> johninja we are trying to accomodate you for our venture holiday
49:00 <YoelRomero> but if you keep this up
49:00 <johninja> no matty
49:00 <YoelRomero> you wont even ride in the boot
49:00 <johninja> i don't like you
49:00 <johninja> understand that
49:00 <YoelRomero> well it's settled then
49:00 <YoelRomero> Bruce will come instead of you
49:00 <YoelRomero> You do know bruce now, don't you johninja?
50:00 <bruce> Don't bring me into your attempts at ring a troll
50:00 <johninja> i know lots of people matty
51:00 <YoelRomero> Fine, fine fine.
51:00 <YoelRomero> Cola it is
52:00 <The_Baron> hey john
53:00 <johninja> hey The_Baron
53:00 <johninja> hows things?
54:00 <Resola> yawn
56:00 <Resola> I'm almost getting tired of paying out johninja 
56:00 <johninja> you're not very good at it michael
57:00 <johninja> even with a friend to help you
57:00 <Resola> you're right I'm great at it
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <johninja> did your mum tell you that?
59:00 <Resola> that's a good one
01:00 <YoelRomero> mum jokes rofl
01:00 <YoelRomero> the retreat of a coward
02:00 <Resola> at least he's trying
02:00 <Resola> we're not even trying
02:00 <johninja> its not so much a mum joke
02:00 <johninja> just a reflection on how much of a loser michael is
04:00 <Resola> aaaah that's a classic
05:00 <Resola> do you have any insults about farts?
07:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
18:00 <johninja> farts are actually more likeable than Resola
19:00 <Resola> hahahaha
19:00 <johninja> they smell better and don't dribble as much when they talk
20:00 <YoelRomero> Resola
20:00 <YoelRomero> have you met lo?
20:00 <YoelRomero> his name is Chris
20:00 <YoelRomero> but
20:00 <YoelRomero> we call him
20:00 <YoelRomero> PISSS
27:00 <lo> whats up
29:00 <Resola> is he the chris
29:00 <lo> hi Resola
32:00 <Resola> hi lo
33:00 <lo> 4@3>10-9;10--
36:00 <lo> its dark
36:00 <lo> funny that being night and all
36:00 <YoelRomero> he is THE CHRIS
37:00 <Resola> THE CHRIS
37:00 <lo> whats with THE CHRis
37:00 <lo> i am just chris
37:00 <shadsam> chris looks like mrbean
37:00 <shadsam> lol
38:00 <YoelRomero> PISSS
38:00 <shadsam> installing windows 9 bbl
38:00 <shadsam> :))
38:00 <YoelRomero> Windows 9>!
38:00 <shadsam> word
41:00 <lo> johninja
42:00 <johninja> chris
42:00 <lo> when u getting drunk next
42:00 <johninja> not for a while man
42:00 <lo> cool
42:00 <johninja> i don't drink all that much
42:00 <lo> same
42:00 <johninja> smoke weed more
42:00 <lo> i am stoned
42:00 <johninja> nice
43:00 <johninja> i was earlier
43:00 <johninja> going to take a couple of days off so my tolerance doesn't get too high
43:00 <johninja> otherwise it becomes a bit of a waste
43:00 <johninja> just sitting around smoking cones all day and not really getting high
47:00 <lo> tunning_Cunts
47:00 <lo> sss
48:00 <Cunning_stunt> sss
50:00 <lo> text
50:00 <lo> lol
50:00 <Cunning_stunt> ~-~
53:00 <Cunning_stunt> can i have fries with that?
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