// #scoutlan — 2010-12-15
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09:20:29 * loltraktor slaps dumpster around a bit with a large trout
09:22:31 * dumpster slaps loltraktor around a bit with a large trout
09:24:27 <loltraktor> WRANGA
09:24:48 <loltraktor> dob ya in
09:24:51 <loltraktor> ban ya
09:25:03 <loltraktor> tax fraud
09:25:08 <loltraktor> cheating on bas statements
09:25:12 <loltraktor> dob ya in
09:25:15 <loltraktor> fbi ya
09:25:34 <dumpster> go for it
09:26:07 <loltraktor> k
09:26:34 <loltraktor> more the same that of this
09:26:35 <loltraktor> snap ya
09:26:45 <loltraktor> YOU CAN'T DO SHIT
09:30:55 * loltraktor slaps dumpster around a bit with a large trout
09:35:33 * dumpster slaps loltraktor around a bit with a large trout
09:35:39 * loltraktor slaps dumpster around a bit with a large trout
09:35:44 <loltraktor> ban ya
09:36:48 <dumpster> bout all you can do
09:36:50 <dumpster> lil
09:36:53 <dumpster> lol
09:36:56 <dumpster> twiggy
09:37:11 <dumpster> u need get some muscle mate
09:38:35 <AG_WORK> you both act like girls..
09:38:50 <dumpster> AG_WORK lol another pc nerd
09:39:03 <dumpster> the nerd boyz
09:39:03 <loltraktor> bout as much as what you can do
09:39:04 <loltraktor> NOTHING
09:39:08 <loltraktor> ban ya
09:39:13 <loltraktor> :D
09:39:15 <loltraktor> want ban?
09:39:19 <dumpster> yeah man
09:39:23 <dumpster> work on a pc all day
09:39:26 <dumpster> get home
09:39:29 <dumpster> sit on pc all day
09:39:33 <dumpster> lool
09:39:36 <dumpster> great life mate
09:41:13 <loltraktor> ANSWER THE QUESTION WRANGA
09:45:22 <AG_WORK> dumpster i was out jet skiing yesterday afternoon, so fuck you!
09:45:48 <dumpster> 2 nerds
09:45:49 <loltraktor> yeah
09:45:51 <loltraktor> hard yakka m8
09:45:56 <loltraktor> skiing n shit
09:45:56 <dumpster> hard yakka good
09:46:00 <dumpster> mans you up
09:46:03 <dumpster> gets you muscle
09:46:05 <loltraktor> shovelling m8
09:46:06 <dumpster> gets you the ladies
09:46:16 <loltraktor> BORING
09:46:20 <loltraktor> you are boring
09:46:29 <loltraktor> show me the ladies you got
09:46:34 <loltraktor> ladies or ban
09:46:47 <dumpster> tradies get the ladies
09:47:31 <loltraktor> nerds get the birds
09:47:38 <dumpster> yeah animals
09:47:45 <dumpster> get fkn canary
09:47:51 <loltraktor> boring
09:47:56 <dumpster> all ya can get
09:47:59 <AG_WORK> fuck off dumpster
09:48:03 <loltraktor> what ya mum?
09:48:06 <loltraktor> saw her last night
09:48:11 <dumpster> when ya gonna get some muscle mate
09:48:13 <AG_WORK> i get all all the botches and ho's
09:48:21 <AG_WORK> ask knifebunny
09:48:28 <dumpster> another poc nerd?
09:48:29 <dumpster> pc
09:48:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*hgsaws@*.iinet.net.au
09:48:36 Kick: dumpster was kicked by ChanOP ((loltraktor) WHEN YOU STOP BEING A WRANGA)
09:48:48 <AG_WORK> poc = piece of champion.. and yes he is
09:49:00 <loltraktor> lol
09:49:01 <loltraktor> i love this
09:49:02 <loltraktor> :D
09:49:03 <loltraktor> k
09:49:07 <loltraktor> showering and then working
09:49:13 <loltraktor> and in that order not the other way around
09:49:19 <loltraktor> it's how you impress the ladies
09:49:20 <loltraktor> :D
09:50:21 <AG_WORK> lol
09:50:27 <AG_WORK> nice work loltraktor
09:50:32 <AG_WORK> thats dumpster guy..
10:12:49 <loltraktor> :D
10:12:50 <loltraktor> lol
10:13:06 <loltraktor> oh the joys of being in other channels with him though
10:13:16 <loltraktor> lol I'LL GET THE NERDS TO BEAT YOU UP MAAAEEEEEN
10:28:13 <loltraktor> <+aish> phool my bacon and eggs is not barf material, its the corner stone of a working breakfast
10:28:14 <loltraktor> <+loltraktor> what the fuck is a phool
10:28:14 <loltraktor> <+loltraktor> SPEAK ENGLISH
10:28:14 <loltraktor> * +loltraktor slaps aish over the head with an Oxford Concise
10:28:18 <loltraktor> ffs
10:28:21 <loltraktor> i hate r-tards
10:42:14 <AG_WORK> hahahahah
10:42:17 <AG_WORK> r-tards
10:42:30 <AG_WORK> what idiots like dumpster
10:54:58 <loltraktor> haha
10:54:59 <loltraktor> yeh
10:55:26 <loltraktor> <+loltraktor> you missed something my english foundations friend
10:55:26 <loltraktor> <+aish> i speak 3 languages :P
10:55:26 <loltraktor> <+aish> and i dont care for concise english
10:55:31 <loltraktor> typical r-tard
10:55:46 <loltraktor> <+SuperBear> loltraktor - the english language has been and always will be mutalated
10:55:46 <loltraktor> <+SuperBear> English is nothing but a bastardised version of about a dozen other languages put together
10:56:03 <loltraktor> yeah good point, but if you are of english speaking and writing, you'd know better :P
10:56:32 <loltraktor> SuperBear obviously knows what a pharkin r-tard is also :P
10:56:36 <loltraktor> LOL
11:27:26 <AG_WORK> lolz..
11:27:35 <AG_WORK> IRC clown people are clowns
11:48:51 Mode: (by ravage) -b *!*hgsaws@*.iinet.net.au
12:59:55 <h20> http://www.dealextreme.com/forums/Forums.dx/Forum.50105~threadid.768030 ps3 1.5tb hdd with 128games
13:00:02 <h20> $144us
13:09:50 <knifebunny> SuperBear is a bit of a noob sport
13:10:07 <knifebunny> and i don mind aish, but she is a space cadet
13:16:09 <h20> knifebunny u mean Rare pubes
13:16:28 <knifebunny> that will do, haha
13:17:26 <h20> im looking for a tcl holdem script
13:17:27 <h20> for a eggdrop
13:17:33 <h20> i got a good mirc script
13:17:33 <h20> for it
13:17:41 <knifebunny> try egghelp.org
13:17:49 <h20> ive looked there
13:17:50 <knifebunny> i know there is poker scripts on there
13:17:53 <h20> i found a python one
13:17:54 <knifebunny> oh couldnt find any?
13:17:58 <h20> normal draw 5
13:18:00 <h20> it is
13:18:05 <h20> i want no limit holdem
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13:21:26 <knifebunny> im lookin
13:21:52 <h20> 1
13:21:54 <h20> for draw
13:21:55 <h20> 5
13:21:59 <h20> with wilds
13:22:40 <Lish> Errrrr
13:29:32 <AG_WORK> http://twitter.com/IPv4Countdown
13:31:07 <knifebunny> only 97 million IPs left FUCK?
13:31:28 <knifebunny> do you win a prize if you get the last one, im gonna start buying up IPs
13:31:53 <Lish> Lol
13:32:22 <knifebunny> IPv6 is gay i dont want to change
13:32:57 <Lish> Ur gay
13:33:33 <knifebunny> thats how i became when i found out you had a dick
13:33:45 <knifebunny> i really want to fuck you in the ass while you tug yourself off
13:33:46 <Lish> Hahaha
13:33:50 <Lish> Lame
13:33:59 <h20> reach around
13:34:00 <Lish> Just becauae i make
13:34:17 <Lish> You want to cry with my awesome
13:34:29 <Lish> Trolling doesnt mean i have a dick
13:34:38 <h20> the tears would be wetter
13:34:43 <knifebunny> your call was "ur gay", thats what kids in grade 2 use as insults, id hardly call that awesome ;)
13:35:15 <Lish> Haha im busy working
13:35:32 <knifebunny> its always an excuse with you, and never a reason
13:35:32 <Lish> I cant irc prppery on this phonw
13:35:38 <Lish> See
13:35:40 <Lish> Haha
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13:42:54 <knifebunny> trolled her off merk
13:43:09 <knifebunny> or colloquy if you want to be specific
13:49:29 <knifebunny> i searched high and low h20 and i cant find a poker script for eggdrop either
13:49:34 <knifebunny> fuck, i was pretty sure one existed
13:49:39 <knifebunny> but maybe im thinking of the UNO one
13:55:01 <h20> lol
13:55:07 <h20> i need a perm connection
13:55:09 <h20> for it now
13:55:19 <h20> ill think i might run it off my oldies pc
13:55:30 <h20> when they get the new one
13:55:34 <h20> and put it in the background
13:55:36 <h20> to load on boot
13:55:44 <knifebunny> pffsh, i can supply shell
13:56:12 <knifebunny> just dont have the script
13:57:17 <h20> i know
13:57:21 <h20> i found a site
13:57:25 <h20> hwo to convert mrc to tcl
13:58:02 <knifebunny> sounds a bit scary
13:58:13 <h20> yup
13:58:17 <h20> dont wanna try
13:58:56 <knifebunny> if you convert it i will put it on a bot and test it
13:59:40 <h20> lol
13:59:57 <h20> ill do some more reading
14:00:20 <h20> can u do python?
14:00:29 <h20> i got a python holdem script
14:01:11 <knifebunny> let me take a look at it
14:01:15 <knifebunny> got a URL or something?
14:01:20 <h20> yup
14:03:10 <h20> http://sourceforge.net/projects/pytbot/
14:05:59 <knifebunny> cool
14:08:51 <knifebunny> can probably make this happen for you, but i cant do it right now
14:09:10 <h20> sweet
14:09:11 <h20> np
14:09:56 <knifebunny> there is a configuration file in the download, if you wanted to configure that to your needs
14:10:13 <h20> is thier?
14:10:18 <h20> i only noticed one file
14:10:46 <knifebunny> pybot.ini needs to be edited
14:11:27 <h20> in the tarball
14:11:38 <knifebunny> yes
14:12:31 <h20> how come when it opens
14:12:35 <h20> there is one file
14:12:39 <h20> when u click on it
14:12:40 <h20> it opens
14:12:43 <h20> another ball
14:12:43 <h20> lol
14:12:52 <knifebunny> just use winrar to unpack it
14:13:28 <h20> i did
14:13:28 <h20> lol
14:13:47 <h20> shit
14:13:49 <h20> didnt xtract
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14:15:30 <h20> did now
14:15:33 <h20> ill config it
14:15:33 <h20> now
14:15:52 <h20> ill leave the local addy
14:16:05 <h20> or its 127.0.0.0
14:16:24 <knifebunny> i can edit that later
14:17:03 <AG_WORK> knifebunny
14:17:09 <AG_WORK> STEAK DAY!!!
14:17:12 <knifebunny> IS IT?
14:17:17 <AG_WORK> and we even have chickenz!
14:17:26 <AG_WORK> its just come in..
14:17:35 <knifebunny> GeTTiN WiLD?#@!
14:17:37 <AG_WORK> more is still being cooked..
14:17:44 <AG_WORK> wew!!!!!
14:18:11 <h20> done
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14:20:40 <knifebunny> steak day is awesome, make a burger out of sausages for dinner with grilled onions and beast sauce
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18:48:52 <Nic> hi Lish
18:50:07 <Lish> hey D
18:50:08 <Lish> :D
19:13:22 <Lish> Nic can we make out
19:14:41 <Nic> i dunno im kinda busy
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19:17:28 <Lish> aw
19:17:31 <Lish> sadface
19:17:41 <Nic> quick hug for you though *hugs*
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19:18:32 <Lish> *hug*
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19:54:26 <NanaBonana> mmm... connecting through a BNC...
19:54:38 <Nic> oh you are here !
19:54:43 <NanaBonana> yeah
19:54:51 <NanaBonana> though nickop is down?
19:54:59 <Nic> yeah the services just split
19:55:02 <NanaBonana> ah
19:55:08 <Nic> um, ive got a new shell i can put a bnc on for you
19:55:15 <NanaBonana> its java ;o
19:55:21 <Nic> ive had the shell for two days but i didnt set up anything because i didnt know if you were coming back or not
19:55:29 <NanaBonana> yeah i was coming back
19:55:39 <NanaBonana> just took a break from everything pretty much
19:56:36 <NanaBonana> but i started some java dev... and one of my friends suggested making a BNC... so i thought i would check one out ;o
19:56:41 <NanaBonana> pretty awesome
20:00:03 <NanaBonana> mmm doing java shit is fun
20:01:29 <Nic> java can be cool
20:01:32 <Nic> i always hated it personally
20:02:28 <NanaBonana> ooo win
20:02:39 <NanaBonana> i just DCed before you sent those message... and they came up
20:03:19 <Nic> bnc is boss
20:03:27 <NanaBonana> java for me is good...
20:03:38 <Nic> you know how to code python?
20:03:41 <NanaBonana> its just a more strict version of the languages i grew up coding
20:03:50 <NanaBonana> yeah did a semester of that in uni
20:03:51 Mode: (by ravage) +l 42
20:04:19 <Nic> ahh okay its just that i have a python script that i might need a tiny modification to, it would be like one line of code assuming i couldnt fix it myself
20:04:29 <Nic> that can be our trade for the bnc ><
20:04:34 <NanaBonana> haha
20:04:36 <NanaBonana> sue
20:04:38 <NanaBonana> sure*
20:05:39 <NanaBonana> and really it wouldnt matter if i have learnt it or not... my friends were needing help with C and i learnt that as i was helping them out with it =p
20:05:48 <NanaBonana> the night before their assignment was due
20:08:06 <+ashley> you couldnt fix itr
20:08:14 <+ashley> i am python BOSS
20:08:26 <+ashley> all madcoreskillz tcl'ers know perl and python
20:08:28 <+ashley> not like damian
20:09:16 <+ashley> i mean i know i dont know the best anti virus to recommend on the market
20:09:20 <+ashley> but i do have some skills
20:09:31 <Nic> i dont even know if it is broken yet, but with my intellect i have come to the conclusion that it probably might be so i am delegating which is the awesome way with which i process and sort my tasks
20:09:33 <NanaBonana> fuck im gonna have to go soon... i dont want to blow another router
20:09:41 <NanaBonana> storm is coming right for me
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20:09:44 <Nic> it is sort of like .. a boss manuever
20:09:44 <+ashley> blow a router lolz
20:09:49 <+ashley> hahaha
20:09:51 <+ashley> shutup
20:09:55 <+ashley> i wana hear about blowing up routers
20:09:58 <+ashley> its high risk game
20:10:11 <Nic> apparently there is some hail in certain areas
20:10:16 <Nic> sounds like a beast of a storm
20:10:23 <+ashley> its light rain @ mine
20:10:27 <+ashley> im so oblivious
20:10:30 * ashley hugs ps3
20:10:34 <+ashley> hope i dont blow it tho
20:10:35 <NanaBonana> well im on bom and its coming right for me
20:10:36 <+ashley> or the router
20:10:40 <Nic> thats because you are drunk ashley
20:10:41 <Joori> http://www.twikswtf.com/ebay.jpg
20:10:42 <Joori> lolz
20:10:43 <+ashley> NanaBonana; flee the town!
20:10:51 <NanaBonana> pretty much
20:10:53 <+ashley> Nic; you have no factual evidence to base that on
20:11:07 <Nic> LOL @ ebay.jpg
20:11:09 <+ashley> Nic> i have auto complete
20:11:24 <+ashley> ni: i have auto complete
20:11:25 <+ashley> //say ni: i have auto complete
20:11:27 <+ashley> Nic> i have auto complete
20:11:29 <+ashley> BAM
20:11:31 <NanaBonana> k, nic... im gonna go so if you wanna just get ashley to help then that fine...
20:11:41 <+ashley> cant risk the router bro
20:11:45 <+ashley> its coming straight for me
20:11:47 <+ashley> i live in brisbane
20:11:50 <NanaBonana> same
20:11:54 <NanaBonana> i live in backen ridge
20:11:59 <+ashley> ONLY BY ONE SUBURB
20:12:03 <+ashley> hahahah
20:12:06 <NanaBonana> right in the line of the storm
20:12:13 <+ashley> abandon ship
20:12:18 <+ashley> my parents live there
20:12:21 <+ashley> can you take them with you
20:12:40 Mode: (by ravage) +o Nic
20:12:40 <+ashley> hahahahah its fucking tiny
20:13:02 <+ashley> invest in a $2 surge protector with fuse
20:13:04 Mode: (by Nic) +v NanaBonana
20:13:06 Mode: (by Nic) -o ashley
20:13:08 Mode: (by Nic) +m
20:13:20 <ashley> lame
20:13:42 <ashley> i aggravate like a boss
20:13:47 <+Nic> lol
20:13:50 Mode: (by ravage) +l 37
20:14:01 <ashley> andf i am drunk
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20:14:06 <+Nic> i know you are drunk
20:14:06 <ashley> staff party @ 3:00
20:14:23 <ashley> but you didnt KNOW know
20:14:30 <+Nic> i KNOW know
20:14:33 <ashley> now you do
20:14:35 <ashley> coz i confirmed it
20:14:36 <+Nic> boss detection methods
20:14:39 <ashley> but before there was doubt
20:14:42 <+Nic> i detect: like a boss
20:14:54 <ashley> rubbish
20:14:57 <ashley> nothings boss about you
20:15:02 <+Nic> not dissimiliar to the pet detective, i am sort of like .. a boss detective
20:15:04 <ashley> lawyered, like a boss
20:15:07 <+Nic> just boss'n while i detect
20:15:16 <ashley> lawyer smashes detective
20:15:40 <+Nic> you are not a lawyer you monkey :P
20:15:48 <ashley> youre not a pet detective
20:15:49 <ashley> idiot
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20:17:48 * ashley slaps Nic around a bit with a large trout
20:18:20 <NanaBonana> hmm my dad says that the storm will probably miss us... yay!
20:19:04 <ashley> is he a meteorologist
20:19:10 <NanaBonana> no...
20:19:19 <NanaBonana> but he has seen a lot of storms
20:19:21 <ashley> could blow a router ...
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20:19:32 <NanaBonana> well then its his fault
20:19:51 <ashley> will cost you a router tho
20:19:55 <ashley> full router
20:19:55 <NanaBonana> yeah
20:20:04 <ashley> blown and shit
20:20:19 <NanaBonana> atleast i can setup a wifi hotspot with my phone
20:20:30 <NanaBonana> and just use that to browse the net with mah laptop
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21:23:48 Nick: loltraktor_ is now known as loltraktor
21:25:58 <loltraktor> knifebunny
21:27:03 <+ashley> boss
21:27:16 <loltraktor> maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
21:28:18 <+Nic> sups
21:30:31 <Joori> lyke a bawwwsssss
21:30:36 <loltraktor> Supersomething
21:30:39 <loltraktor> he a tard?
21:30:50 <h20> p3n1s
21:30:53 <Joori> it's dumpster in disguise
21:31:08 <loltraktor> lol
21:31:11 <loltraktor> should seen the ban
21:31:11 <loltraktor> :D
21:31:37 <+Nic> nah its not dumpster, dumpster cant type quite as well as SuperBear can
21:31:38 <Joori> :P
21:33:08 <h20> ___\o/___\o/_____\o/__/\___\o/_____\o/__ /-------\__/////\\\\\ oops the boat hit the rocks
21:36:44 <loltraktor> whoever it is, it's a fucking r-tard
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21:36:54 <crackychan> i love smack
21:36:56 <crackychan> hi guys
21:37:30 <loltraktor> ?
21:37:36 <crackychan> hi there
21:37:47 <loltraktor> ?
21:37:51 <crackychan> do you like to party?
21:37:55 <loltraktor> No.
21:38:00 <crackychan> whys that
21:38:04 <loltraktor> Because.
21:38:14 <crackychan> fair enough
21:38:22 <crackychan> what do yo u like
21:38:28 <loltraktor> boobs
21:38:35 <loltraktor> big ones
21:38:37 <loltraktor> go get some
21:38:40 <loltraktor> NOW CHOP CHOP
21:38:43 <crackychan> cools
21:38:45 <crackychan> im on heroin
21:38:46 <crackychan> u
21:38:50 <loltraktor> AIR
21:38:52 <loltraktor> :)
21:39:10 <h20> im on a chair
21:39:25 <crackychan> is it good
21:39:27 <crackychan> what do you do here
21:39:35 <loltraktor> ban people
21:39:43 <h20> crackychan is in a toilet in a public toilet on his iphone which hes about to hock for another hit
21:39:46 <crackychan> yeah your mate nic kicked me from the other channel
21:39:53 <crackychan> so i had to join this
21:40:00 <crackychan> the cunt
21:40:02 <loltraktor> smash?
21:40:08 <crackychan> smash?
21:40:17 <loltraktor> or bash
21:40:21 <crackychan> i duno
21:40:24 <crackychan> lol
21:40:32 <loltraktor> dumpster wants to bash ya
21:40:40 <crackychan> pfft
21:40:47 <loltraktor> too much of a soft cock
21:40:48 <crackychan> get in line
21:40:51 <crackychan> brb
21:40:54 <loltraktor> w0teva
21:41:45 <crackychan> do u faggots play games
21:41:54 <loltraktor> FGT
21:41:59 <loltraktor> WUT?
21:42:10 <crackychan> how do i make my text big like youts
21:42:12 <crackychan> yours
21:42:14 <loltraktor> you don't
21:42:15 <loltraktor> I do
21:42:17 <loltraktor> :)
21:42:19 <crackychan> Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
21:42:20 <crackychan> Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
21:42:26 <crackychan> hi
21:43:06 <loltraktor> WUT FGT
21:43:12 <loltraktor> ban?
21:43:17 <crackychan> ffs
21:43:21 <Joori> http://www.twikswtf.com/stupidnoobs.txt
21:43:26 <crackychan> cool
21:43:33 <loltraktor> proxy ya
21:43:36 <loltraktor> wranga ya
21:43:40 <crackychan> lolll
21:43:43 <crackychan> dhcp ya
21:43:44 <loltraktor> hard yakka m8
21:43:51 <loltraktor> step up
21:43:55 <loltraktor> knock ya for a six m8
21:44:07 <loltraktor> knife
21:44:11 <crackychan> are u on the smake to
21:44:20 <loltraktor> fuck that drug shit
21:44:29 <loltraktor> I just hear enough of this to automatically do it
21:44:39 <loltraktor> I am programmed to be...
21:44:42 <loltraktor> AWESOME
21:44:47 <loltraktor> ban?
21:44:48 <loltraktor> k
21:45:18 <crackychan> wat
21:45:23 <crackychan> is it with u and 'ban'
21:45:25 <loltraktor> WUT FGT
21:45:32 <loltraktor> ban ya
21:45:35 <crackychan> are you from 4chan?
21:45:35 <loltraktor> dob ya in
21:45:41 <loltraktor> fbi ya
21:45:44 <crackychan> pfft
21:45:50 <crackychan> heard it all b4
21:45:55 <Joori> SNAP YA TWIG ARMS M888888888888888888888888
21:45:59 <loltraktor> yeh
21:46:01 <loltraktor> snap ya
21:46:09 <loltraktor> harden the fuck up
21:46:14 <crackychan> oh please.
21:46:15 <loltraktor> hard yakka m8
21:46:22 <loltraktor> tradies get the ladies
21:46:23 <Joori> crackychan must be a wranga, only wrangas use heroin
21:46:28 <loltraktor> wranga m8
21:46:32 <crackychan> do you actually think i do?
21:46:36 <loltraktor> yes
21:46:39 <loltraktor> you do
21:46:39 <crackychan> lol
21:46:45 <loltraktor> there is no denying cunt
21:46:45 <loltraktor> :@
21:46:47 <crackychan> i just say it to troll cunts
21:46:48 <loltraktor> KNIFE YA
21:46:50 <Joori> u luv da h0rse bro
21:46:52 <loltraktor> HORSE
21:46:54 <Joori> HORSE YA!
21:46:55 <loltraktor> NEIGH?
21:46:58 <Joori> lol
21:47:02 <loltraktor> fuckin horse ya cunt
21:47:05 <crackychan> fuckin put that shit in my fit
21:47:06 <crackychan> .
21:47:09 <Joori> lmao
21:47:15 <loltraktor> ill nigger ya
21:47:22 <crackychan> if reefer really makes you high, then nigger blaze it
21:47:26 <loltraktor> bleck off bro
21:47:28 <Joori> yeah nigger the wranga horse cunt!
21:47:36 <crackychan> fuk
21:47:38 <loltraktor> NIGGERHORSEWRANGACUNTSHIT
21:47:47 <loltraktor> DO IT
21:47:55 <crackychan> my dick is snoring
21:48:01 <loltraktor> get a nigger on it
21:48:05 <loltraktor> wake it up
21:48:08 <loltraktor> horse dick
21:48:14 <loltraktor> paint it orange
21:48:18 <crackychan> yeah
21:48:21 <crackychan> nnn555
21:48:22 * Joori sings u can do it get a nigger on it
21:48:30 <loltraktor> NIGGGEEEEEER
21:48:35 <loltraktor> dob ya in
21:48:37 <loltraktor> fbi ya
21:48:37 <crackychan> n
21:48:40 <loltraktor> tax fraud
21:48:42 <crackychan> dos ya mate
21:48:44 <loltraktor> bas statements
21:48:45 <crackychan> tx
21:48:50 <Joori> horse ya m8
21:48:53 <loltraktor> haha
21:48:55 <loltraktor> nice
21:48:56 <Joori> fuckin NEIGH ya cunt
21:48:59 <loltraktor> NEIGH
21:49:04 <+Nic> [L]o[L]
21:49:04 <crackychan> k im finished
21:49:06 <Joori> lol
21:49:09 <crackychan> you're more crazy than me
21:49:10 <loltraktor> fuark orf kent
21:49:12 <crackychan> lol
21:49:13 <loltraktor> fuark orf kent
21:49:14 <loltraktor> fuark orf kent
21:49:25 <crackychan> i thought i was the biggest shittalker on this network
21:49:28 <crackychan> guess i was wrong
21:49:29 <Joori> Nic, the germans don't like my domain name :(
21:49:31 <loltraktor> damn right
21:49:37 <loltraktor> WAR.COM
21:49:41 <Joori> thats so like.. retarded since they make fkn porn!
21:49:42 <crackychan> Nic unban me you cunt
21:49:51 <loltraktor> VAGINA
21:49:54 <crackychan> lol
21:49:57 <loltraktor> ill vagina ya
21:50:01 <loltraktor> cunt punch
21:50:05 <crackychan> im bored
21:50:06 <loltraktor> knock ya
21:50:09 <loltraktor> snakemate
21:50:12 <loltraktor> balla
21:50:12 <crackychan> i need to make a heroin users group
21:50:22 <crackychan> are you pz?
21:50:29 <loltraktor> who the fuck is that
21:50:29 <Joori> snap ya twig arms with a wranga horse m8
21:50:31 <loltraktor> snap ya
21:50:33 <loltraktor> twiggy
21:50:38 <loltraktor> haha
21:50:40 <loltraktor> wranga horse
21:50:41 <loltraktor> fuck
21:50:45 <crackychan> i think you're the pea zedda
21:50:52 <Joori> yeah bra, hard yakka wranga horse!
21:50:53 <loltraktor> i think
21:50:55 <loltraktor> ill snap ya
21:51:04 <loltraktor> make ya piss mate
21:51:08 <loltraktor> fbi ya
21:51:15 <loltraktor> lol
21:51:30 <loltraktor> troll some cunts
21:51:38 <loltraktor> stab ya
21:52:04 <crackychan> ok
21:52:08 <loltraktor> where
21:52:08 <crackychan> i duno what to say
21:52:10 <loltraktor> and when
21:52:15 <crackychan> you're like weird.
21:52:15 <loltraktor> armadale
21:52:18 <loltraktor> 7pm
21:52:19 <loltraktor> ?
21:52:19 <crackychan> i just put it on as a gimmick
21:52:20 <loltraktor> knife?
21:52:24 <crackychan> but you're really off ya tree
21:52:38 <loltraktor> knock ya off ya tree m8
21:52:39 <Joori> just call them all fuckin wranga horses
21:52:47 <loltraktor> WRANGA HORSE M8
21:53:08 <loltraktor> ban ya m8
21:53:17 <loltraktor> gtfo my channel
21:53:21 <crackychan> you've said that like 5 times
21:53:36 <crackychan> if you really dont want me here just do it
21:53:37 <loltraktor> want me to do it
21:53:44 <loltraktor> nuh
21:53:47 <loltraktor> need more crack
21:53:50 <loltraktor> you got some?
21:53:51 <crackychan> k
21:53:52 <loltraktor> rocks
21:53:53 <loltraktor> ?
21:53:54 <loltraktor> shardz
21:53:55 <crackychan> nah i don't do drugs
21:53:59 <loltraktor> bs cunt
21:54:01 <loltraktor> cough em up
21:54:06 <loltraktor> meet you at the traino in 10
21:54:07 <crackychan> i've tried just about everything
21:54:11 <crackychan> but not anymore
21:54:13 <loltraktor> armadale
21:54:14 <crackychan> i need my mind
21:54:17 <crackychan> armadale
21:54:17 <loltraktor> bs
21:54:21 <crackychan> thats a nice area
21:54:27 <loltraktor> meet you there in 10
21:54:29 <loltraktor> crack
21:54:33 <loltraktor> 50 bucks worth
21:54:35 <crackychan> pffty
21:54:36 <loltraktor> ?
21:54:42 <crackychan> why would i drive 45 mins
21:54:42 <loltraktor> DO IT
21:54:47 <loltraktor> because you get 50 bucks
21:54:48 <crackychan> to deliver 50 dollars worth of drugs
21:54:50 <crackychan> lol
21:54:51 <crackychan> .
21:54:56 <loltraktor> do it cunt
21:54:59 <loltraktor> meet you there
21:55:03 <loltraktor> :@
21:55:04 <crackychan> you'd have to suck my dick
21:55:06 <crackychan> .
21:55:11 <loltraktor> horse?
21:55:11 <loltraktor> k
21:55:13 <Joori> send the wranga horse to pick it up, it'll be quicker
21:55:14 <crackychan> lol
21:55:19 <loltraktor> k
21:55:19 <crackychan> neigh
21:55:24 <Joori> NEIGH!
21:55:26 <loltraktor> I'LL FUCKIN NEIGH U CUNT IN A SECOND
21:55:30 <loltraktor> crack
21:55:31 <Joori> lolol
21:55:31 <loltraktor> now
21:55:31 <loltraktor> k
21:55:32 <loltraktor> ?
21:55:42 <h20> anyone after 2 x 256mb Sdram
21:55:51 <crackychan> nop
21:55:52 <loltraktor> yeh if i can make crack outta it
21:55:57 <loltraktor> grind it
21:55:58 <crackychan> wait is it pc144
21:56:01 <crackychan> wait is it pc133
21:56:02 <loltraktor> smoke that shit
21:56:03 <crackychan> lol
21:56:19 <loltraktor> ram ya
21:56:21 <crackychan> i need to upgrade the ram on my pentium 3
21:56:23 <loltraktor> with a horse
21:56:23 <h20> its at my old houe
21:56:24 <crackychan> LOL
21:56:34 <loltraktor> crack
21:56:35 <crackychan> i snapped it
21:56:35 <loltraktor> ?
21:56:41 <loltraktor> snap ya
21:56:41 <crackychan> i tried to put more ram in my p3
21:56:43 <loltraktor> twiggy m8
21:56:44 <h20> i got heaps of sdram
21:56:45 <loltraktor> nerds
21:56:49 <crackychan> but it'd not recognise more that 256mb
21:56:50 <crackychan> :o
21:56:56 <loltraktor> p3 ya
21:56:59 <loltraktor> you pz?
21:57:07 <Joori> it's cause u didn't give it enough HORSEpower
21:57:10 <h20> also got 2 x 512mb
21:57:12 <h20> lol
21:57:14 <crackychan> cool
21:57:16 <loltraktor> ill steal it
21:57:18 <crackychan> how much does it cost
21:57:21 <loltraktor> sell it for crack
21:57:27 <h20> its still working in a celron 2.4
21:57:28 <h20> lol
21:57:32 <Joori> wranga's rates bro
21:57:33 <loltraktor> celeron
21:57:35 <loltraktor> pfft
21:57:42 <crackychan> he uses a celeron
21:57:46 <loltraktor> so does ya mum
21:57:47 <crackychan> laughinggirls.jpg
21:57:50 <Joori> CELERY
21:57:51 <h20> i dont use celeron
21:57:56 <crackychan> moo
21:57:58 <h20> next week ill have a amd phenom :)
21:57:58 <crackychan> it
21:57:59 <loltraktor> WRANGAERY
21:58:02 <crackychan> amd are shit
21:58:15 <loltraktor> RAPE IT LIKE A HORSE
21:58:17 <loltraktor> ?
21:58:19 <crackychan> rape
21:58:22 <crackychan> i got 24mb ram
21:58:24 <loltraktor> like ya mum
21:58:26 <crackychan> its fucking sick
21:58:30 <Joori> lol
21:58:30 <crackychan> im using a pentium
21:58:40 <loltraktor> poor cunt
21:58:41 <loltraktor> too much crack
21:58:42 <crackychan> i got an s3 virge graphics card with 2mb
21:58:45 <Joori> dude, 24mb is so like 2010.. u need 1024KB
21:58:54 <crackychan> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - (6.1.7600) up: 1hr 22mins 24secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5 CPU 750 @ 2.67GHz (x64) at 1170MHz (27% Load) gfx: ATI Technologies Inc. ATI display adapter (0x6898) 1.00GB res: 1680x1050 32bit 60Hz ram: 1617/4087.3MB (39.55%) [||||------] hdd: C:\ 66.63GB/195.31GB D:\ 190.85GB/270.45GB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 1000MB/s
21:58:54 <crackychan> 0B In 0B Out
21:58:54 <crackychan> lol
21:59:00 <loltraktor> I NEED TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR COMPUTER OF IT'S RAM CUNT
21:59:12 <crackychan> im a niger
21:59:18 <loltraktor> poor cunt
21:59:22 <loltraktor> 50 bucks
21:59:24 <loltraktor> crack
21:59:25 <Joori> a nigger who don't use 1920x1200 res
21:59:26 <crackychan> 50b
21:59:26 <loltraktor> aramdale
21:59:30 <loltraktor> ?
21:59:39 <loltraktor> do it
21:59:40 <crackychan> panasonic viera
21:59:41 <crackychan> maaate
21:59:45 <loltraktor> are shit
21:59:48 <+ashley> why are you here crackychan
21:59:48 <loltraktor> like horse shit
21:59:49 <Joori> lol
21:59:53 <crackychan> hi ashley
21:59:55 <crackychan> i like you
22:00:00 <crackychan> you're my new irc mate
22:00:06 <Joori> ashley he wants to sell us some dodgy wranga horse shit m8
22:00:12 <loltraktor> haha
22:00:15 <loltraktor> wranga horse shizen
22:00:16 <loltraktor> ?
22:00:21 <+ashley> hes a dick
22:00:21 <crackychan> nah let him talk
22:00:29 <crackychan> whos a dick
22:00:30 <loltraktor> crackyban
22:00:31 <loltraktor> k
22:00:48 <loltraktor> u meetin me or w0t
22:00:50 <crackychan> is ban your favourite word loltraktor
22:00:51 <crackychan> for what?
22:00:57 <loltraktor> CRACK MOTHERFUCKER
22:00:58 <loltraktor> :@
22:01:01 <crackychan> i don't do drugs
22:01:04 <loltraktor> bs you do
22:01:06 <crackychan> or sell them
22:01:10 <loltraktor> don't fucking lie to me cunt
22:01:10 <+ashley> he probably doesnt
22:01:12 <+ashley> hes a dick
22:01:13 <crackychan> drugs are for weak cunts
22:01:19 <+ashley> see
22:01:19 <loltraktor> yeah
22:01:20 <loltraktor> piss weak
22:01:24 <loltraktor> soft cock cunt
22:01:28 <crackychan> lol
22:01:41 <crackychan> ffs
22:01:46 <+ashley> save a whale
22:01:46 <Joori> (crackychan) i got the best wranga horse you'll ever try man, 50bux i'll meet u in aramdale
22:01:46 <loltraktor> ?
22:01:51 <loltraktor> haha
22:01:51 <Joori> see u sell druk
22:01:53 <loltraktor> ahahahah
22:02:00 <crackychan> oh
22:02:02 <loltraktor> yeh
22:02:04 <crackychan> wtf is wranga?
22:02:05 <loltraktor> so meet me
22:02:09 <Joori> LOL
22:02:10 <crackychan> like i've never heard that word
22:02:11 <crackychan> ok
22:02:14 <Joori> for real
22:02:15 <crackychan> ill see you in 2 mins man
22:02:16 <loltraktor> where
22:02:16 <loltraktor> ?
22:02:18 <crackychan> seeya there.
22:02:18 <loltraktor> k
22:02:20 <loltraktor> k
22:02:21 * crackychan leaves
22:02:24 <loltraktor> im wearing a hoodie
22:02:26 <loltraktor> k
22:02:27 <+ashley> dont rush back yo
22:02:31 <loltraktor> knife ya
22:02:33 <Joori> lol
22:02:39 Mode: (by ashley) +s
22:02:42 <loltraktor> lol
22:02:50 <Joori> if u knife a wranga will their blood be orange ?
22:02:51 <loltraktor> fuck this i'm making tea
22:02:56 <loltraktor> hahaha
22:03:02 <loltraktor> wranga blood m8
22:03:07 <loltraktor> its orange all over the place
22:03:17 <Joori> u know what will be a laugh, checking the scoutlan stats page :P
22:03:29 <Joori> all the wranga, knife ya, stab ya, cunt, fuck etc etc shit on there
22:03:30 <Joori> infact
22:03:32 <loltraktor> lol
22:03:33 * Joori goes to look
22:03:34 <loltraktor> show me
22:03:37 <loltraktor> `info
22:04:00 <Joori> http://www.techphoria.org/ircstats/scoutlan.html
22:04:07 <Joori> had to scour the past topics :P
22:04:14 Part: crackychan ([email protected]) from #scoutlan
22:04:19 <loltraktor> piss poor
22:04:35 <Joori> HAHA @ #3
22:04:37 <+Nic> WRANGA ... number of uses 105
22:04:44 <loltraktor> lol
22:04:45 <loltraktor> haha
22:04:47 <+ashley> "all madcoreskillz tcl'ers know perl and python"
22:04:48 <+ashley> :D
22:04:52 <loltraktor> lol is that cuz of me?
22:05:09 <h20> fmd how can u go away from facebook
22:05:15 <h20> for 5mins
22:05:20 <+ashley> my phone is ubber superior"
22:05:21 <h20> and come back to 250
22:05:24 <+ashley> my quotes rovcks
22:05:30 <Joori> Joori seems to be sad at the moment: 1.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
22:05:30 Nick: ashley is now known as ash
22:05:31 <Joori> Nic is also a sad person, crying 1.4% of the time.
22:05:32 <Joori> lol
22:05:35 <h20> most recent
22:06:09 <Joori> Joori spoke a total of 21051 words!
22:06:10 <Joori> Joori's faithful follower, loltraktor, didn't speak so much: 16174 words.
22:06:10 <Joori> ;)
22:06:21 <loltraktor> Poor loltraktor, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 80 times.
22:06:25 <loltraktor> lol
22:06:28 <loltraktor> that wranga cunt
22:06:37 <loltraktor> WRANGA WRANGA WRANGA WRANGA WRANGA WRANGA WRANGA WRANGA
22:06:42 <Joori> oh is cunt censored?
22:06:46 <loltraktor> ((((((9fds0f0sd
22:06:47 <Joori> it's not showing up in the most used words
22:06:51 <Joori> it's blank HAHA
22:06:51 <loltraktor> CUCUCUCUCUCUDCNDUNTUNTNTUNCUNTCUTN
22:06:57 <loltraktor> blank
22:06:58 <loltraktor> lol
22:06:59 <loltraktor> really
22:07:00 <loltraktor> ?
22:07:10 <loltraktor> fuck i gotta stop doing that
22:07:14 <loltraktor> fuckin crackychan
22:07:24 <loltraktor> where is that cunt i'll fbi ya
22:07:30 <+ash> :]
22:07:43 * h20 slings Joori a swiss malboro
22:08:02 * Joori rolls a ruby!
22:08:18 <h20> 6.50 a pack
22:08:19 <h20> :)
22:08:20 <loltraktor> IM`FUCKIN`PREGGERS`CUNTS
22:08:23 <loltraktor> who the fuck is that?
22:08:33 <h20> they sell chop chop to
22:08:39 <h20> gonna hit em up for some next week
22:09:18 <h20> loltraktor ip 115.130.x.x.x
22:09:28 <h20> hes a fucking dumb fuck
22:09:37 <loltraktor> oh
22:09:37 <h20> he thinks its fun
22:09:40 <loltraktor> you mean australia
22:09:41 <h20> to change his nick
22:09:41 <loltraktor> superman?
22:09:47 <h20> to racist remarks
22:09:51 <h20> when he doesnt realise
22:09:53 <h20> he is a aussie
22:09:57 <h20> cause the dumb cunt was born here
22:10:07 <Joori> what a cunt
22:10:12 <Joori> dumb cunt
22:10:23 <Joori> sand in his vagina
22:10:30 <loltraktor> wranga vagina
22:10:30 <h20> man i found a sick discount shop today
22:10:32 <h20> in livo
22:10:40 <h20> they have muffin bars
22:10:44 <h20> box of 6
22:10:45 <h20> fiddy cent
22:10:48 <Joori> is that code for "i went to casablanca and got a discount"
22:10:48 <Joori> ?
22:10:49 <h20> banana flavoured
22:11:02 <h20> nah casablanca is like 260hr
22:11:06 <h20> lol
22:11:08 <Joori> lol
22:11:21 <h20> $1200 for 2hrs with 2 chicks
22:11:22 <h20> :0
22:11:28 <h20> not that i would know
22:11:39 <Joori> i own that place
22:11:52 <Joori> hit me up and i'll hook ya up. mates rates!
22:11:53 <h20> man i went to this brothel once
22:11:54 <h20> i payed for 1hr
22:11:54 <h20> bitch forgot about the time
22:12:00 <h20> ended upbeing 1hr 45mins
22:12:09 <h20> the boss comes banging on the door
22:12:10 <h20> lol
22:12:16 <h20> we were smoking billies
22:12:18 <h20> lol
22:12:21 <Joori> >:D
22:13:55 <loltraktor> lol billies
22:15:40 <+ash> 80% of Asus netbooks sales are the linux version
22:15:43 <NanaBonana> bbl...
22:15:51 Quit: NanaBonana ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:16:52 <loltraktor> EOF CUNT
22:17:18 <Joori> like a wranga horse m8
22:17:26 <+ash> he blew a router
22:17:28 <loltraktor> jewish wranga forskin
22:17:40 <loltraktor> router wranga
22:17:43 <+ash> [19:09] <NanaBonana> fuck im gonna have to go soon... i dont want to blow another router
22:17:45 <loltraktor> root ya
22:17:48 <loltraktor> no wait
22:17:50 <loltraktor> >:|
22:18:02 <loltraktor> it has a p3n15?
22:18:03 <Joori> wtf
22:18:07 <Joori> how do u blow it ?
22:18:15 <loltraktor> BJ?
22:18:27 <Joori> stick ur tongue in a port
22:18:28 <Joori> :P
22:19:14 <loltraktor> tongue rape
22:19:21 <loltraktor> feel the data goodness
22:21:27 <Joori> -22:19:42- (~DiscJockey) [DiscJockey is playing Ice Cube Feat. MACK 10 & Ms TOI - You Can Do It]
22:21:27 <Joori> -22:19:44- (~DiscJockey) [Listeners: 1/32] | [Requests: On] | [Song Ratings: On] | [Song Rating: 0 with 0 vote(s)]
22:21:32 <Joori> what a chooon
22:21:35 * Joori bops
22:22:23 <Joori> weeeeeeee 18000 mp3's left to upload
22:22:43 <loltraktor> MP3: Tinman - Eighteen Strings (Full On Kitchen mix) [07:09]
22:22:47 <loltraktor> (Y)
22:23:59 <Joori> http://twikswtf.com/autodj/index.php
22:24:00 <Joori> >:D
22:24:02 <Joori> winrar
22:24:03 <loltraktor> http://i.imgur.com/TPDEi.gif
22:24:37 <Joori> ROFL
22:26:40 <h20> so sick off this netbook
22:26:47 <h20> fucking needs a reinstall
22:26:53 <h20> chrome dir is fucked
22:26:56 <h20> firefox is fuck
22:27:00 <h20> ie is woeful
22:27:23 <h20> moo: os: Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition - Service Pack 3 (5.1.2600) up: 3days 3hrs 11mins 43secs cpu: Intel(R) Atom(TM) CPU N450 @ 1.66GHz (x86) at 1662MHz (29% Load) gfx: Intel Corporation Intel(R) Graphics Media Accelerator 3150 128MB res: 1024x600 32bit 60Hz ram: 578/1012.1MB (57.11%) [||||||----] hdd: C:\ 18.21GB/149.04GB D:\ 21.15GB/37.26GB net: Sierra Wireless HSPA Network Adapter - Packet Scheduler Miniport - 42.2MB/s 180.26MB I
22:27:27 <+ash> use chromium
22:27:30 <+ash> os: Microsoft(R) Windows(R) Server 2003, Standard Edition - Service Pack 2 (5.2.3790) up: 1wk 13hrs 47mins 50secs cpu: Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 3.06GHz at 3058MHz res: 1280x800 32bit 85Hz ram: 236/767.4MB (30.71%) [|||-------] hdd: C:\ 777.54MB/7.99GB net: PCNet Adapter - 1000MB/s 215.97MB In 387.76MB Out )
22:27:43 <h20> fucking sook of a pc
22:27:46 <h20> plenty of ram free
22:27:53 <h20> i run a program
22:28:07 <h20> it goes checkdisk
22:28:07 <h20> error
22:28:08 <h20> fucking slut
22:28:19 <h20> xeon?
22:28:20 <h20> lol
22:28:23 <h20> server
22:28:53 <h20> 85hz fuck thats high
22:28:56 <+ash> its coz im boss
22:28:57 <h20> lcd
22:29:37 <h20> what ram does your server use
22:29:45 <loltraktor> sdram bro
22:29:51 <loltraktor> MP3: Liza Minnelli - Love Pains (Steve Hurley's Remix) [05:38]
22:29:51 <loltraktor> hahah
22:29:54 <loltraktor> liza
22:29:57 <Joori> lol
22:30:12 <+ash> boss ram
22:30:13 <+ash> for bosses
22:30:16 <+ash> its bedtime
22:30:29 <+ash> htc desire > samsung g s
22:30:32 <+ash> ubuntu > windows
22:30:40 <+ash> networks > noc
22:30:44 <+ash> lawyer > pet detective
22:30:49 <+ash> oh yeah
22:30:50 <+ash> :]
22:31:00 <Joori> * > wrangas
22:31:13 <loltraktor> WRANGA WRAPE YA
22:31:29 Join: NanaBonana ([email protected]) to #scoutlan
22:31:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa NanaBonana NanaBonana
22:31:40 <loltraktor> liza minnelli she make want to have big romance explosion
22:31:42 <loltraktor> wah wah wee wah
22:32:27 <FrostyTheYobbo> fucking lag
22:34:05 <loltraktor> who the fuck is babygirl
22:34:24 <+ash> fucking did ya blow a router NanaBonana?
22:34:31 <loltraktor> haha
22:34:54 <FrostyTheYobbo> is scoutlan lagging
22:35:27 <Joori> nah it's just all the wranga horse being consumed
22:35:56 <FrostyTheYobbo> im fucking
22:35:57 <FrostyTheYobbo> typing on this server
22:36:14 <FrostyTheYobbo> nothing comes up on scoutlan
22:36:16 <FrostyTheYobbo> but when i type from scoutlan
22:36:16 <FrostyTheYobbo> it shows up ehre
22:36:16 <FrostyTheYobbo> lol
22:36:16 <FrostyTheYobbo> wierd
22:36:20 <loltraktor> sdjfasf
22:36:20 <loltraktor> sadf
22:36:20 <loltraktor> sjvzxc
22:36:21 <loltraktor> vjzx
22:36:21 <loltraktor> jdsroiajsra
22:36:21 <loltraktor> e?
22:36:22 <loltraktor> ?
22:36:36 <Joori> oh dude, thats so wranga u need to knife it m8
22:36:53 <FrostyTheYobbo> fuck big lag spike
22:36:55 <Joori> i got 828ms lag but thats cause this psy is hosted on homo networks
22:37:06 <FrostyTheYobbo> [22:37] [h20 PING reply]: 19secs
22:37:22 <FrostyTheYobbo> [22:37] [FrostyTheYobbo PING reply]: 1sec
22:37:23 <FrostyTheYobbo> lol
22:37:26 <Joori> on the other network i'm on, i don't use a psy there so i got roughly 50-100ms
22:37:58 <Joori> but even my dedi rocks. when i'm not saturating the line..... >:D
22:38:14 <loltraktor> MP3: Bass Bumpers - Move To The Rhythm (Rapture M [05:42]
22:38:16 <loltraktor> :S
22:38:33 <h20> fucking its caught yop now
22:38:52 <h20> fuck 4 seconds
22:38:52 <h20> shit
22:39:14 <FrostyTheYobbo> wtf is this cold case shit
22:39:21 <FrostyTheYobbo> its supposed be another episode of csi miami
22:39:27 <FrostyTheYobbo> the tv guide lies
22:39:47 <Joori> yay, i got some dick on FB messaging me (he's a friend of this bitch i know) talking shit about his 'mazda mx5' ... trying to start me
22:40:04 <loltraktor> miata
22:40:05 <loltraktor> cmon!
22:40:13 <loltraktor> my blacktop pisses all over that
22:40:16 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:41:03 <Joori> he's cut because i rocked up to this chicks friday night back last week, in the Coupe.. and the exhaust sound almost blew his doors off.. people were lookin out the window like "IS THAT A SUPRA!"
22:41:04 <Joori> lol
22:41:11 <FrostyTheYobbo> is the mx5 a green one lol
22:41:13 <Joori> back = bash
22:41:22 <loltraktor> bash ya
22:41:24 <loltraktor> lol
22:41:28 <Joori> yeah green :P
22:41:33 <FrostyTheYobbo> lmao
22:41:37 <loltraktor> barf green?
22:41:46 <Joori> exactly :D
22:42:17 <loltraktor> ffs
22:42:22 <loltraktor> why mx5
22:42:23 <loltraktor> :\
22:42:25 * loltraktor shakes head
22:42:29 <loltraktor> SUPRA EH
22:42:30 <Joori> cause he's a mummy's boy
22:42:38 <loltraktor> i'll supra ya
22:42:43 <loltraktor> ill 1j ya
22:42:44 <loltraktor> :@
22:42:46 <NanaBonana> also ashley, no i didnt...
22:42:54 <+ash> lucky
22:42:55 <NanaBonana> storm kinda missed me like my dad said
22:43:00 <NanaBonana> only got a bit of rain
22:43:00 <Joori> u know what, he was that drunk, when we left home.. he crashed there right and he ended up in the chicks cupboard and in the morning he'd PISSED ALL OVER HIMSELF AND IN THE CUPBOARD!
22:43:14 <+ash> is he a meteorologist
22:43:57 <loltraktor> piss artist
22:43:59 <loltraktor> mate
22:44:04 <loltraktor> lock him in there
22:44:15 <loltraktor> fart and lock him in there
22:44:48 <Joori> he goes "i'm pretty sure my car is better than yours" i lol'd so hard almost spilled my drink.. but the killer was how his mates backed me up and told him he was a dreamer. like i don't even know these guys 2mins from gettin there and already they supportin da NX m8
22:45:14 <loltraktor> lol oh yeah that's right
22:45:17 <loltraktor> you've got the exa
22:45:18 <loltraktor> :D
22:45:21 <loltraktor> no wait
22:45:26 <loltraktor> whats the eyebrow thing grin
22:45:31 <Joori> >:D
22:45:34 <loltraktor> YEAH BITCHES
22:45:36 <loltraktor> >:D
22:46:11 <Joori> "but i have pwr to weight ratio" ... umm yeah and whut? just my exhaust will put that ratio out of balance mfker.. push u off the road just from the sound waves
22:46:17 <Joori> WHERES UR RATIO THEN HUH!
22:46:20 <FrostyTheYobbo> lol man that gif is piss funny
22:46:26 <Joori> init!!
22:46:26 <Joori> :D
22:46:35 <loltraktor> I think an exa is actually lighter than a miata
22:46:38 <loltraktor> lol
22:46:45 <loltraktor> was is a soft cock i mean soft top?
22:47:05 <loltraktor> can't get lighter anyway than the sr20
22:47:10 <loltraktor> that's why the CA was phased out!
22:47:22 <loltraktor> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld7gmcAyOF1qzccmno1_500.jpg
22:48:49 <loltraktor> MP3: Enigma - Push The Limits (atb Mix) [08:29]
22:49:00 <Joori> mine weights 1,138kgs
22:49:02 <Joori> :o
22:49:11 <Joori> his is like 800-900ish i think from memory
22:49:18 <Joori> the fag5 soft top
22:49:24 <loltraktor> nuh
22:49:27 <loltraktor> more than that
22:49:31 <loltraktor> soft cock
22:49:33 <Joori> but i'll still chomp him. even with broken front and rear engine mounts
22:49:34 <loltraktor> i mean soft top
22:49:43 <Joori> which i fixed!
22:49:44 <Joori> :D
22:49:47 <loltraktor> mate
22:49:50 <loltraktor> budget stylez
22:49:52 <loltraktor> wranga way
22:50:38 <Joori> By 1989, with a definitive model name now chosen, the MX-5 (as in "Mazda Experiment", project number 5) was ready to be introduced to the world as a true lightweight sports car, weighing just 940 kg (2,100 lb)
22:50:38 <Joori> even
22:50:57 <loltraktor> hes got a s1?
22:51:05 <loltraktor> and power to weight he thinks he wins?
22:51:14 <loltraktor> LOL
22:51:17 <loltraktor> you have an SR20
22:51:20 <Joori> rofl yeah he's a surfie wanna be man
22:51:28 <Joori> no fkn idea what he's on about
22:51:39 <loltraktor> bring him here i'll fucking show him power to weight
22:51:45 <Joori> im goin to that chicks place again this fri night.. watch me bag the shit out of him
22:51:45 <loltraktor> blacktop in an ae92
22:52:07 <Joori> his mates even said, he should calm the fuck down and stop talking shit he knows nothing about..
22:52:15 <Joori> but then they all love my little beast :P
22:52:43 <Joori> it was great, i didn't have to say or do much at all.. just let his mates bring him back to reality
22:53:29 <Joori> i wanted to say, "look even ur bitch loves my car.. and i could do proposition her into comming for a 'drive' in it with me.. and you'd be left here sleeping in a cupboard and pissing yourself"
22:53:39 <Joori> infact, on fri night. i'm gonna say that!
22:53:43 <Joori> after a few drinks ;)
22:54:31 <loltraktor> hahah
22:54:33 <loltraktor> mate
22:54:37 <loltraktor> just get a sr20 into ya
22:55:21 <Joori> "Hey baby, got any SR20 in ya?" .....umm no... "well want some?! ;)"
22:55:46 <loltraktor> shove it up her c***
22:55:49 <loltraktor> sr20 up there
22:56:12 <loltraktor> oi
22:56:15 <loltraktor> this song is pretty sick
22:56:17 <loltraktor> MP3: Psykosonik - Unlearn [04:50]
22:56:28 <Joori> lol
22:56:55 <loltraktor> brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom *flutter noise*
22:57:00 <loltraktor> mate
22:57:17 <loltraktor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No_kbFvG_S4&feature=related
22:57:19 <youtube> Youtube Title: "X's honda sounds"
22:57:30 <Joori> http://www.twikswtf.com/PC150426.JPG
22:57:37 <Joori> i bought that the other day
22:57:40 <Joori> didn't realise it was so big!
22:58:06 <Joori> 150mm x 140mm
22:58:15 <loltraktor> haha
22:58:33 <loltraktor> do they have 4age?
22:58:34 <loltraktor> or 1jz
22:58:46 * Joori looks
22:59:48 <Joori> nada
22:59:51 <Joori> but check out this dude
22:59:52 <Joori> http://shop.ebay.com.au/streetfxx/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686
22:59:58 <Joori> i bought a few stickers from him few days ago
23:00:29 <loltraktor> nice
23:01:08 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170478836808&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
23:01:08 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170491698276&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT
23:01:08 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180500148867&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT
23:01:08 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170348021835&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT
23:01:09 <Joori> got them
23:01:10 <Joori> :)
23:03:10 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/2JZ-Warning-Sticker-fr-2JZGTE-Supra-Aristo-JZA80-JZS147-/170343296088?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item27a9406c58
23:03:12 <Joori> 2jz sticker
23:03:35 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/TWIN-TURBO-WARNING-STICKER-Decal-1JZ-2JZ-B4-EJ20-13B-/170343296157?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item27a9406c9d
23:03:36 <Joori> 1jz
23:03:38 <Joori> !!!
23:05:57 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Twincam-warning-sticker-4age-4g63-sr20-fj20-3sgte-/170343296167?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item27a9406ca7
23:05:58 <Joori> 4age
23:05:59 <Joori> :)
23:06:13 <loltraktor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coH3WGSkAU&feature=related
23:06:15 <loltraktor> lol
23:06:16 <youtube> Youtube Title: "HKS Supra with my mouth"
23:06:20 <Joori> HAHA the 4age is killer!
23:06:44 <loltraktor> hahahaha
23:06:45 <loltraktor> yes
23:08:59 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/AE86-Warning-Sticker-Sprinter-Trueno-Levin-4AGE-4AC-/180418736340?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item2a01cb70d4
23:09:00 <Joori> ROFL
23:10:02 <Joori> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Turbo-Dose-Pigeon-FLUTTER-warning-sticker-t04z-VL-/170343296223?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item27a9406cdf
23:10:05 <Joori> haha
23:10:10 <Joori> Tu Tu Tu Tu Tu!
23:10:15 <Joori> Hectic Turbo Dose!
23:10:17 <loltraktor> haha
23:14:32 <Joori> http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=584754&id=305901075111
23:14:35 <Joori> thats his FB page
23:14:40 <Joori> he got 50% sale on this xmas
23:15:11 <Joori> i have to not give into temptation and buy a tonne of stickers i have nowhere to stick on the car.. dont wanna rice it up
23:22:39 <h20> Joori ian can get stickers custom made
23:32:49 <Joori> yeah i'm pretty sure anyone could these days. if i had the canon pixma down from qld i'd print up a shitload of em
23:32:54 <Joori> rockin lil unit
23:33:17 <Joori> i'd print up, SR20 > MX5
23:50:23 <h20> http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/gimp-need-head.jpg
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