// #scoutlan — 2010-12-08
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17:27:37 <+ashley> 14:01] <@grimlock> ash [168/389] has challenged Nic [131/713] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:23:08 is removed from ash's clock.
17:27:38 <+ashley> [14:01] <@grimlock> ash reaches next level in 6 days, 11:56:29.
17:27:41 <+ashley> smashed ya
17:27:42 <+ashley> beware
17:31:49 <knifebunny> doesnt matter
17:31:55 <knifebunny> i am like .. number 1
17:32:04 <knifebunny> boss of the internet
17:32:26 <+ashley> pfft
17:32:32 <+ashley> i send faxes remember
17:32:51 <knifebunny> LOL
17:33:06 <knifebunny> i use this cool new thing called email as an alternative
17:33:20 * ashley slaps head
17:33:25 <+ashley> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
17:33:34 <knifebunny> you can even attach things like documents, photos and other digital things
17:33:36 <+ashley> wheres the youtube title bot, i liked that
17:33:41 <+ashley> MATE, youre on the wrong page
17:33:44 <+ashley> i send faxes, like a boss
17:33:48 <+ashley> its a meme
17:33:48 <knifebunny> THAT SONG SUCKS
17:33:50 <+ashley> inside joke
17:33:52 <+ashley> you wouldnt undersdtand
17:33:57 <+ashley> you need a internet footprint to be involved
17:34:03 <knifebunny> all memes come through me first and i approve them before the internet gets ahold of them
17:34:07 <knifebunny> thats how much of a boss i am
17:34:11 <+ashley> no
17:34:32 <knifebunny> im afraid you are wrong
17:34:36 <+ashley> mate
17:34:39 <+ashley> i send faxes, like a boss
17:34:41 <+ashley> google it
17:34:42 <knifebunny> which is a known problem with you, you should sort your bugs out .. or get better devs
17:34:58 <+ashley> i use a OS with more dev than all other OS's combined expect google
17:35:02 <+ashley> http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=send+faxes+like+a+boss&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=send+faxes+like+a+boss&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
17:35:03 <+ashley> http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=send+faxes+like+a+boss&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
17:35:22 <+ashley> triple paste
17:35:28 <+ashley> for extra traction in the market
17:38:48 <knifebunny> i checked it out
17:38:53 <knifebunny> i dont remember approving that
17:38:59 <knifebunny> doesnt seem like something i would do
17:41:17 <+ashley> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvgJEznqtms
17:42:32 <+ashley> why arnt you at work
17:42:45 <knifebunny> i am at work
17:42:50 <+ashley> oh
17:42:55 <+ashley> why arnt you on Nic
17:42:58 <+ashley> or knfbny
17:43:08 <+ashley> breaking the patterns yo
17:43:13 <knifebunny> becoz no internet at home at the moment so i have the luxury of using this nickname
17:43:22 <+ashley> no nets at home
17:43:25 <+ashley> hahahahahahahahah
17:43:28 <knifebunny> what
17:43:34 <knifebunny> i changed phone line providers
17:43:38 <+ashley> cant you manage it
17:43:40 <+ashley> bossman
17:43:50 <knifebunny> so instead of getting 50gb a month for $99 i get 400gb a month for $99
17:43:54 <knifebunny> that is a smoove moove
17:44:02 <+ashley> welcome to 2008
17:44:02 <knifebunny> im such a beast with my good ideas
17:44:53 <knifebunny> you see, unlike you i do not need 400gb worth of porn a month, even back in 2008 that wasnt a requirement .. but since aquiring the galaxy S, the additional interest i have been receiving from women means that i need to spend more money to keep girlfriend A from finding out about girlfriend B or C
17:45:11 <knifebunny> so as a result i was looking at ways with which to be more sensible with my money
17:45:19 <knifebunny> i do believe that was a boss procedure
17:45:26 <knifebunny> and i am sure the jury of the channel agrees
17:45:35 <knifebunny> well maybe not about the porn bit, who knows what you guys get upto
17:45:59 <+ashley> hahahahahahah
17:46:01 <+ashley> sorry
17:46:06 <+ashley> i cant read the rest
17:46:10 <knifebunny> i thought you would like that one ;D
17:46:15 <+ashley> the delusional stylings of knifebunny
17:46:30 <knifebunny> you can write a biography about me if you like, dont really have to though
17:46:36 <+ashley> im writing a script
17:46:40 <+ashley> on :input: *desire*
17:46:43 <+ashley> bold the *desire*
17:46:44 <knifebunny> LOL!@$#
17:46:49 <+ashley> automated ownage
17:49:28 <+ashley> no home internet
17:53:23 <knifebunny> what
17:53:41 <knifebunny> its great man, im really enjoying some time away from the battlestation
17:53:52 <+ashley> whats that
17:53:57 <+ashley> like a P4?
17:54:11 <knifebunny> nope
17:54:22 <+ashley> do you mean playstation
17:54:27 <+ashley> i didnt think you were that enlightened
17:54:32 <+ashley> ./intelligent
17:54:48 <knifebunny> im actually about half way through this book called 1001 ways to be a boss, probably wont finish it though .. it seems to already gel well with how i am already as a person
17:54:55 <knifebunny> its becoming a little too over flattering
17:56:10 <+ashley> liar
17:56:17 <+ashley> whats a battlestation
17:56:36 <knifebunny> thats where i command things from the internet
17:56:38 <+ashley> OH!
17:56:42 <+ashley> do you play battlestation.?
17:56:45 <+ashley> got lots of warhammers
17:56:50 <+ashley> warhjammers fuck cunts up
17:57:00 <knifebunny> are you drunk son?
17:58:03 <+ashley> http://www.battlestation.com.au/
18:13:22 <knifebunny> wat
18:13:36 <knifebunny> dude i havent played warhammer since i was like 12
18:13:52 <+ashley> why you saying battlestation
18:14:42 <knifebunny> that is the reference to my station of battle
18:15:14 <knifebunny> you might refer to it as your desk, but thats because the tasks performed are nowhere near as important
18:16:12 <knifebunny> LOL just got off the phone from the internet, the guys were saying .. dont worry about this ashley kid, he's not very good at trolling
18:16:18 <knifebunny> i said "doesntmatter.jpg" and they all laughed
18:16:59 <+ashley> no they didnt
18:18:09 <+ashley> [17:15] <Premature> [FML] Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me." FML
18:19:26 <knifebunny> i dont get it
18:19:28 <knifebunny> was that you?
18:21:33 <+ashley> no
18:21:50 <knifebunny> oh ok
18:22:07 <knifebunny> its just that you are normally talking about how you desire yourself
18:22:28 <+ashley> thats like kicking the ball into your own goal
18:25:32 <knifebunny> nope
18:25:55 <+ashley> yuop
18:26:29 <knifebunny> oh my god this guy on the phone is a fucking morno
18:26:34 <knifebunny> MORNO
18:26:47 <+ashley> ??/
18:26:54 <knifebunny> i meant moron but anyway
18:27:07 <+ashley> why
18:27:37 <knifebunny> he is having connectivity issues so i asked him to put a traceroute in
18:27:44 <knifebunny> and hes like "traceroute whats that how do i do that"
18:44:43 <DerSaidin> "you need 2 pieces of paper, one with 'route' written on it, and a lightbox is also helpful"
18:45:35 <DerSaidin> trollface.jpg
18:46:31 <DerSaidin> come to think of it, whe hasnt trollface got an actual smilee
18:46:59 <DerSaidin> surely in utf theres a character resembling that grin
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18:49:29 <knifebunny> lol DerSaidin
18:53:52 Mode: (by ravage) +l 29
18:57:26 <+ashley> http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2010/12/wikileaks_texas_company_helped.php
18:57:55 <knifebunny> too long didnt read
18:58:24 <+ashley> ;\
19:02:11 <+ashley> why so ignorant
19:02:13 <+ashley> and proud of it
19:02:14 <+ashley> bogan
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19:13:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Lish
19:14:35 <knifebunny> sup Lish how are ya babez
19:14:55 <Lish> good ta
19:14:56 <Lish> hows u
19:15:08 <knifebunny> feeling really good thanks
19:16:56 <Lish> why so good
19:17:42 <knifebunny> ive got yummy in my tummy
19:17:52 <Lish> what kinda yummy
19:18:37 <knifebunny> spaghetti
19:18:43 <knifebunny> made it myself
19:19:37 <Lish> oh cool
19:22:35 <knifebunny> also
19:22:47 <knifebunny> i acidentally spelled my name in an email as "nice" instead of "nic"
19:22:55 <knifebunny> do you think it will matter
19:23:04 <Lish> haha
19:23:05 <Lish> funny
19:23:59 <knifebunny> makes sense though if you think about it, because i am indeed pretty nice
19:24:08 <knifebunny> Joori will back me up
19:24:10 <Lish> hahah maybe
19:25:08 <+ashley> lish
19:25:10 <+ashley> waddup
19:25:14 <+ashley> how sleazy is knifebunny
19:25:17 <+ashley> no one wants any of that
19:25:26 <knifebunny> what are you talking about
19:25:30 <Lish> haha
19:26:58 <knifebunny> dont worry about him, the guys on the phone from the internet said, we were laughing about it earlier .. they reminded me that proof that i am a boss is just as simple as doing a /whois,
19:27:15 <knifebunny> that was an over-estimation on their part though .. i wasnt worried, i was just calling them up to see what they were doing on saturday night
19:27:27 <+ashley> YOU DONT KNOW GUYS FROM THE INTERNET
19:27:59 <+ashley> knifebunny on @#LOL #crash #brisbane +#chatzone @#mIRC @#idle #allnitecafe @#scoutlan @#youtube @#cairns #random @#help @#ava @#np
19:28:02 <+ashley> nothing says boss lol
19:28:08 <+ashley> i lol'ed at #allnitecafe and #ava
19:28:33 <knifebunny> #allnitecafe is fucking pimp d.o.g.g
19:28:46 <knifebunny> i wrote it like d.o.g.g because you're into that rap shit and i thought it would translate well
19:28:56 <+ashley> i use to own it
19:28:57 <+ashley> ..
19:29:06 <knifebunny> i always struggle talking to juniors as they dont often understand my complex nature of speech
19:29:10 <+ashley> JUNIORS
19:29:13 <+ashley> COMPLEX SPEECH
19:29:14 <+ashley> !@#$$!@#!@#!@
19:29:16 <+ashley> jelly much?
19:29:31 <Lish> haha
19:30:36 <knifebunny> LOL
19:31:07 <knifebunny> this is just something ive prepared earlier
19:31:08 <knifebunny> http://www.techphoria.org/ava.txt
19:33:28 <+ashley> i saw
19:33:50 <+ashley> why you getting involved in ava
19:33:54 <+ashley> you know irc viruses are dead
19:34:15 <+ashley> At the very worst, you may be looking at a backup and re-install. In which case, if you are not technologically proficient enough, you should seek assistance.
19:34:16 <+ashley> hahaha
19:34:49 <knifebunny> because cunts keep coming into #help saying they've got popups and shit
19:35:03 <+ashley> lol
19:35:13 <+ashley> tell em to call thjeir isp
19:36:11 <knifebunny> i am nice, i like to help people .. it is yet another aspect of me that people find appealing
19:36:28 <Lish> AHAHA
19:36:28 <Lish> .
19:37:25 <knifebunny> i am humerous too, which is why Lish laughs all the time
19:37:31 <+ashley> laughing @ != with
19:37:40 <+ashley> do you understand my l33t hax coding language
19:37:42 <knifebunny> excuse me i dont understand your childish coding language
19:37:55 <+ashley> because ur not smrt
19:39:21 <Lish> lol
19:39:22 <+ashley> ima make you feel
19:39:25 <+ashley> like youre the only girl in the world
19:39:26 <+ashley> (nic)
19:42:34 <Lish> lol
19:43:07 <Joori> http://e621.net/data/71/b4/71b468719e4965e739c7c81cd5380737.jpg
19:43:56 <+ashley> knifebunny; why dont you reference housecall.antivirus?
19:47:18 <knifebunny> because typically malware block sites like that
19:47:39 <knifebunny> but i will take your suggestions on board in form of a paper shredder, the same path your faxes travel along incidentally enough
19:47:49 <knifebunny> p.s. can you please stop faxing me ascii porn, enough is enough
19:50:41 <+ashley> so you dont recommend the best site
19:50:43 <+ashley> because it may be blocked
19:50:55 <knifebunny> symantec
19:50:58 <knifebunny> the bess
19:51:00 <knifebunny> LOLno
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19:51:26 <+ashley> ps i send faxes
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19:52:16 <DerSaidin> wat
19:52:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v DerSaidin
19:53:13 <+ashley> UNDERSTAND?
19:53:33 <+ashley> ecaus
19:53:57 <knifebunny> no man i spent 6 years removing viruses off computers
19:54:06 <knifebunny> and i never once solved a problem by using housecall
19:54:17 <+ashley> lols
19:54:18 <+ashley> ok
19:54:21 <+ashley> im outa my depth
19:54:26 <+ashley> knifebunny has all the desktop support
19:54:30 <+ashley> i conceed
19:54:49 <+ashley> did you actually try housecall
19:54:53 <+ashley> coz i got a virus once
19:54:55 <+ashley> and it fixed it
19:55:00 <+ashley> thus its the best
19:55:14 <+ashley> eminem is wearing makeup in his new video clip
19:55:18 <+ashley> new = june 2010
19:55:40 <+ashley> ot-o
19:55:44 <+ashley> my hdd is making tiny noises
19:56:06 <knifebunny> yeah i wrote a guide for that too
19:56:10 <knifebunny> replace_hdd.txt
19:56:14 <knifebunny> its around here somewhere
19:56:33 <knifebunny> or is there like a replace.hdd.com thats the best?
19:57:13 <+ashley> no no
19:57:19 <+ashley> write me a text pad work instruction
19:57:24 <+ashley> that will solve all my problems
19:57:33 <Lish> have i mentioned how much i love my iphone
19:57:33 * ashley squeezes out a fart
19:57:44 <+ashley> yes
19:57:46 <+ashley> and it was noted
19:57:51 <+ashley> its almost as good as your iphone 2yrs ago
19:58:28 <knifebunny> ashley is on fire tonight
19:58:33 <Lish> its better :D
19:58:44 * knifebunny toasts a marshmellow off the blaze
19:59:15 <+ashley> i am
19:59:16 <+ashley> you know why
19:59:20 <+ashley> coz im not stoned drunk and high
19:59:22 <+ashley> im at work
19:59:23 <+ashley> :(
19:59:34 <Lish> haha
19:59:36 <+ashley> my time sheet will say 9pm
19:59:36 <Lish> sux to be u
19:59:42 <+ashley> my body is telling me.... 7:30 - 8
19:59:47 <+ashley> i have my UBUNTU AWESOME laptop here
19:59:48 <Lish> although i have a meeting at 10
19:59:49 <Lish> doh
20:00:00 <+ashley> and a static route out via my 25mb telstra backup PAT link
20:00:09 <+ashley> but no couch beer bongs coke ciggies ps3
20:00:27 <+ashley> so many people are taking days off
20:00:30 <+ashley> coz of this WoW shit
20:00:59 <knifebunny> fucking WoW
20:01:25 <Lish> haha yer ppl at my work did too
20:01:38 <knifebunny> wait, maybe thats why andrew didnt come to work today
20:01:40 <knifebunny> fuck
20:01:56 <knifebunny> im gonna hit him up about it assuming he comes in tomorrow
20:02:00 <+ashley> a coupel of my mates
20:02:03 <+ashley> just got the release date
20:02:08 <+ashley> booked week+ leave
20:02:16 <Lish> bf wanted to do that
20:02:21 <Lish> but he got a new job inbetween
20:02:21 <Lish> haha
20:02:23 <+ashley> lol
20:02:25 <Lish> so he has no leave
20:02:27 <Lish> suckah
20:02:37 <knifebunny> i used to play a bit of WoW but i was never addicted enough to miss work over it
20:02:51 <+ashley> hahahaha
20:02:54 <+ashley> I KNEW IT
20:02:58 <+ashley> ive accused you of this before
20:03:01 <Lish> hahaha
20:03:03 <+ashley> and you denied it
20:03:09 <+ashley> WoW'er
20:03:14 <knifebunny> i dont recall ever being "accused" of playing WoW
20:03:21 <+ashley> [19:02] <@knifebunny> i .... play ... WoW
20:03:22 <+ashley> QUOTED
20:03:27 <Lish> hahahahah
20:03:28 <knifebunny> LOL @ fake quoting
20:03:36 <Lish> funneh
20:03:38 <+ashley> its news limited quoting
20:03:46 <+ashley> "i swear i never intended to hurt him"
20:03:50 <knifebunny> you cant laugh Lish, your pathetic boyfriend plays wow
20:03:51 <+ashley> "i swear i intended to hurt him"
20:03:58 <+ashley> hahaha shes laughing at you
20:03:59 <+ashley> or with me
20:04:00 <+ashley> eitherway
20:04:03 <+ashley> cybertime eh
20:04:06 <+ashley> 4tehwinner
20:04:08 <+ashley> (ash)
20:04:18 <Lish> haha least i have a bf :D
20:04:22 <Lish> and im not lonelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyu
20:04:24 <Lish> :D
20:04:33 <+ashley> hes not, he has WoW
20:04:34 * knifebunny squeezes out a worm infested shit on ashley's desk
20:04:43 <+ashley> you dont have worms
20:04:45 <+ashley> if you did you wouldnt be fat
20:04:49 <knifebunny> im trying to get worms
20:04:56 <knifebunny> just for you junior ;D
20:04:58 <+ashley> i reckon i have em
20:04:59 <Lish> hahah
20:05:06 <Lish> beefcake
20:05:07 <+ashley> why else am i not putting on weight
20:05:09 <+ashley> im 26
20:05:11 <+ashley> quit smoking
20:05:15 <+ashley> could still eat 5-6 meals a day
20:05:17 <+ashley> and not put on any
20:05:27 <Lish> cancer
20:05:29 <Lish> or summin probs
20:05:35 <+ashley> awesome cancer
20:05:39 <+ashley> it just spreads awesome
20:05:42 <Lish> hahaha
20:05:45 <Lish> could be
20:05:53 <+ashley> more likly than not i guess
20:05:53 <Lish> you must have caught it from me
20:06:09 <+ashley> well its only fair we go tit for tat
20:06:26 <Lish> truth
20:06:43 <+ashley> with our dieases i ment
20:06:53 <AG_HOME> yeh yeh yeh
20:07:38 <Lish> haha
20:07:45 <+ashley> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUARfOR7hE&feature=channel
20:07:51 <+ashley> CLASSIC d.o.g.g.
20:08:39 <+ashley> ive lost all focus
20:08:41 <+ashley> doing zero work
20:09:14 <Lish> im ready for bed
20:09:32 <+ashley> ive had dinner
20:09:34 <+ashley> i only need
20:09:35 <+ashley> beer
20:09:37 <+ashley> my last ciggie
20:09:40 <+ashley> and, the usual
20:09:41 <+ashley> then bed
20:10:59 <Lish> ew smoking
20:12:51 <+ashley> nic smokes
20:12:54 <+ashley> luike a chimney
20:12:57 <+ashley> yuck
20:13:24 <knifebunny> so did you guys hear about how google approached samsung to build the nexus S?
20:13:37 <knifebunny> HTC had no comment
20:13:47 <knifebunny> probably just jelly, but whatever
20:18:40 <+ashley> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG90K9Oi4OM
20:21:45 <loltraktor> buoy
20:21:49 <loltraktor> s
20:21:50 <loltraktor> and lishy
20:22:09 <+ashley> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDC11euR9DQ
20:22:11 <+ashley> remember meeeeeeeeeee
20:23:55 <knifebunny> wat is dis shit
20:24:33 <+ashley> which one
20:24:53 <+ashley> are you on tech syupport
20:24:54 <+ashley> why so quiety
20:25:01 <+ashley> or are you just unabkle to multitask
20:25:02 <+ashley> or type
20:25:04 <+ashley> possibly type
20:25:12 <knifebunny> im doing a server restore
20:25:19 <+ashley> gay
20:25:24 <+ashley> windows dont make servers
20:25:43 <knifebunny> yeah but im happy to take money from people who think that they do
20:26:41 <+ashley> settle for being pretty
20:27:00 <+ashley> you smell of corrosian
20:27:09 <+ashley> corrosion
20:27:42 <+ashley> im not going to laswt much longer
20:27:44 <+ashley> need to go home
20:28:03 * loltraktor slaps dumpster around a bit with a NES
20:28:06 <+ashley> i got mobb deep pumping
20:28:12 <+ashley> across the entire floor
20:29:02 <knifebunny> most people grew out of rap when they were 15, but im willing to excuse your developmental flaws and accept you for who you are
20:29:28 <+ashley> im HTID
20:29:31 <+ashley> bet you dont even know what that means
20:29:36 <+ashley> i dont go through phases
20:29:38 <+ashley> i just be awesome
20:30:15 <knifebunny> hardcore til i die, haha
20:30:24 <+ashley> represent
20:30:29 <+ashley> raverbaby
20:30:31 <knifebunny> yeah im pretty sure i grew out of using shitty acronyms like that when i was 15 too .. but whatever ;D
20:31:07 <+ashley> i use to own raverbaby.org
20:31:33 <+ashley> HTID is a product/brand
20:31:36 <+ashley> caveman
20:31:57 <+ashley> i went to syd for the HTID gathering in feb 2010
20:32:47 <+ashley> theres no love
20:32:49 <+ashley> and im going insaner
20:32:51 <+ashley> i have to go home
20:32:53 <+ashley> theres no alternative
20:33:29 <knifebunny> alright talk to you later on junior
20:34:17 <loltraktor> i need a new job
20:35:06 <+ashley> im not going home yet
20:35:08 <+ashley> im too committed
20:35:10 <+ashley> hard yakka
20:35:12 <+ashley> thats me
20:35:22 <knifebunny> lol
20:35:29 <loltraktor> lol
20:35:34 <loltraktor> hard yakka m8
20:35:36 <loltraktor> bash ya
20:35:36 <loltraktor> lol
20:35:38 <+ashley> "Dont ever try to judge me dude! You don't know? what The F*** I been through!!...but I know somethin about you! You went to Nudgee, thats a private school!"
20:35:40 <loltraktor> that right?
20:35:41 <+ashley> yerp
20:35:43 <+ashley> i am
20:35:45 <+ashley> workin away
20:35:49 <+ashley> 19:35
20:35:49 <loltraktor> hahah
20:35:55 <+ashley> burning the midnight oils
20:36:02 <knifebunny> lol
20:36:03 <+ashley> first in last to leave
20:36:19 <loltraktor> hard yakka m8
20:36:20 <loltraktor> yeh
20:36:21 <loltraktor> werd
20:36:22 <+ashley> yerp
20:36:25 <loltraktor> dumpster m8
20:36:26 <+ashley> represent
20:36:31 <knifebunny> haha you had to work back til 9pm because your work colleague wanted to stay home to play WoW
20:36:31 <+ashley> holllAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
20:36:32 <loltraktor> when u gonna doin the hard yakka m8
20:36:41 <+ashley> hyahaha
20:36:44 <loltraktor> hahah
20:36:45 <knifebunny> am i right
20:36:48 <+ashley> nah
20:36:48 <loltraktor> werd
20:36:50 <loltraktor> lol
20:36:51 <loltraktor> hahah
20:36:51 <+ashley> hes getting a new job
20:37:01 <+ashley> so untill i replace him
20:37:03 <+ashley> and train someone
20:37:07 <+ashley> im doing this
20:37:15 <loltraktor> bustin ya balls m8
20:37:15 <+ashley> luckly this is last time this year im on call :]
20:37:16 <loltraktor> hard yakka
20:37:17 <+ashley> yerp
20:37:17 <loltraktor> (Y)
20:37:21 <+ashley> never ending
20:37:23 <+ashley> in the trenches
20:37:24 <+ashley> you know how it ixs
20:37:25 <loltraktor> yep
20:37:32 <loltraktor> get da ladies
20:37:33 <loltraktor> (Y)
20:37:45 <loltraktor> bon jovi
20:37:46 <loltraktor> lol
20:37:50 <loltraktor> BON FUCKING JOVI
20:39:53 <+ashley> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9ZykEJuFrI&feature=related
20:39:56 <+ashley> MOBB DEEEEEEP
20:39:59 <+ashley> my man killer b
20:40:03 <+ashley> no doubt indeed
20:40:04 <loltraktor> <dumpster> bash ya
20:40:07 <loltraktor> werd
20:40:19 <Joori> BASH YA!
20:40:24 <+ashley> u shook
20:40:31 * ashley watches the clock
20:40:35 <+ashley> sweating here
20:40:37 <Joori> snap ur twig arms m8
20:40:38 <loltraktor> oi m8
20:40:39 <+ashley> aircon turns off at 7pm
20:40:41 <loltraktor> hahaha
20:40:41 <loltraktor> yeh
20:40:42 <loltraktor> snap ya
20:40:43 <loltraktor> lol
20:40:44 <Joori> :D
20:40:48 <loltraktor> wut a fgt
20:40:51 <loltraktor> FGT
20:40:51 <+ashley> im 6'5 and 100kg
20:41:01 <loltraktor> i'm 6"1 and 105kg
20:41:04 <+ashley> fat cunt
20:41:05 <+ashley> hahahaha
20:41:06 <loltraktor> haha
20:41:07 <loltraktor> yeh
20:41:11 <loltraktor> nuh
20:41:15 <loltraktor> i been toning buoy
20:41:17 <loltraktor> (Y)
20:41:28 <loltraktor> this cunt with the pic
20:41:34 <loltraktor> that was 6 years ago
20:41:35 <+ashley> i been starboard
20:41:36 <Joori> being fat > wranga
20:41:41 <+ashley> lol wtf
20:41:43 <+ashley> i have brown hair
20:41:43 <loltraktor> id shoot myself if I was a wranga
20:41:46 <loltraktor> nuh
20:41:48 <loltraktor> dumpster
20:41:50 <loltraktor> hes a wranga
20:41:50 <+ashley> oh
20:41:52 <loltraktor> WRANGA
20:41:53 <+ashley> roger
20:41:54 <Joori> WRANGA M8
20:41:58 <+ashley> im exhausted
20:42:00 <loltraktor> FUCKING WRANGA
20:42:06 <Joori> `Sup Bluey!
20:42:14 <+ashley> in my 13th hour
20:42:16 <loltraktor> like that footy player
20:42:18 <loltraktor> wce
20:42:23 <loltraktor> that fgt
20:42:38 <loltraktor> <dumpster> bash ya m8
20:42:45 <loltraktor> <dumpster> snap ya twig I.T. arms m8
20:42:51 <loltraktor> <dumpster> bored
20:42:56 <loltraktor> <dumpster> nerds
20:43:05 <loltraktor> <loltraktor> fuck up wranga cunt
20:43:10 <loltraktor> <dumpster> OK
20:43:12 <loltraktor> lol
20:44:01 <Joori> lol
20:44:32 <loltraktor> oi
20:44:35 <loltraktor> how much shizen u got from me now
20:44:38 <loltraktor> gb
20:45:03 <Joori> guyz, i've had this gut ache since last night and i dunno why.. it's absolutely shitting me to tears. comes and goes ...feels like dioahrea or whoever u fucking spell it.. runny shit pains. but i don't have runny shit :|
20:45:09 <Joori> oh
20:45:13 <Joori> i'll checkz0r
20:45:15 <loltraktor> haha
20:45:19 <loltraktor> runny shit man
20:45:22 <loltraktor> thats the worst
20:45:24 <loltraktor> get on that shitter
20:45:29 <loltraktor> dumpster m8
20:45:53 <+ashley> WORKIN HARD FOR THE MONEY
20:45:56 <+ashley> OH SO HARD FOR THE MONEY
20:46:12 * ashley finds a cab charge for his trip home
20:46:14 <loltraktor> hard yakka m8
20:46:17 <loltraktor> get in there
20:46:18 <+ashley> its dark so they cant expect me to get my own transport
20:46:23 <loltraktor> charge em
20:46:27 <+ashley> gov baby
20:46:28 <loltraktor> million bucks mate
20:46:31 <+ashley> corporate cards
20:46:34 <loltraktor> werd
20:46:49 <Joori> joori@cyber:/home/loltraktor/loltraktor/mp3z$ du -h
20:46:49 <Joori> 12G
20:46:51 <Joori> rofl
20:46:52 <Joori> !
20:46:55 <loltraktor> lol
20:46:56 <loltraktor> really
20:46:59 <loltraktor> LOL1!!DFJASDSWE4582309
20:47:15 <loltraktor> lol i just triggered myself
20:47:16 <loltraktor> >:|
20:47:24 <Joori> LOL
20:47:51 <loltraktor> well its still going
20:47:54 <loltraktor> u gonna get some of this dance n shit
20:48:00 <loltraktor> boong dance
20:48:11 <loltraktor> ohhhhhh jabbitinya
20:48:12 <Joori> joori@cyber:~/uploads/Music$
20:48:13 <Joori> 113G .
20:48:18 <Joori> still another 175gb to go!
20:48:30 <loltraktor> FREE SPACE
20:49:23 <Joori> Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
20:49:23 <Joori> ./dev/sda1 1.8T 765G 976G 44% /home/data
20:49:34 <loltraktor> ah
20:49:36 <loltraktor> big balls eh
20:49:38 <Joori> fkn leeeeechhhh
20:49:41 <Joori> z0rrrrrr
20:49:53 <loltraktor> dumpster do some uploading wranga m8
20:49:58 <Joori> 2/3rds of that will be gone once i finish leeching it all
20:50:02 <loltraktor> login wranga pass wranga
20:50:06 <Joori> lol
20:50:17 <loltraktor> <dumpster> im not a wranga
20:50:23 <loltraktor> <loltraktor> yeah, right
20:50:32 <loltraktor> <loltraktor> tell that to jesus m8
20:50:45 <loltraktor> fuckin denial cunt
20:52:06 <Joori> lol
20:52:15 <Joori> ze truth will set u free
20:52:25 <loltraktor> that cunt ain't tough
20:52:44 <Joori> hey wtf is up with that julian assange or w/e his name is. i heard on the news he got arrested rofl
20:52:50 <loltraktor> haha
20:52:51 <loltraktor> wtf
20:53:02 <Joori> yeah he's being held in britain
20:53:19 <Joori> some cunt has made up some shit that he's a pedo/child abuser
20:53:23 <Joori> or something like that
20:53:23 <loltraktor> hahaha
20:53:24 <loltraktor> nice
20:53:24 <Joori> lol
20:53:29 <loltraktor> PEDO CUNT
20:53:35 <loltraktor> like that dj stefano cunt
20:53:37 <loltraktor> whatever
20:53:40 * Joori sends him some pedo bear stickers
20:54:00 * loltraktor sends him the remains of michael jackson
20:54:08 <loltraktor> maybe he can whack off to it or something
20:54:09 <loltraktor> lol
20:56:31 <Joori> lol
20:56:41 <loltraktor> speakin about whackin off
20:56:51 <loltraktor> is it still no whackin off year or whatever
20:56:57 <Joori> nah
20:57:03 <Joori> whack off till ur cock falls off bro
20:57:06 <loltraktor> man
20:57:08 <Joori> 'sall good
20:57:13 <loltraktor> my dick is gonna be so sore buoy
20:57:19 <loltraktor> like the bitches i fuck
20:57:22 <loltraktor> raw n shit
20:57:23 <loltraktor> (Y)
20:57:37 <loltraktor> dumpster m8 cant get ya ladies m8
20:57:43 <loltraktor> tradies dont get em
20:57:44 <Joori> dude, i do the mrs, then i whack off afterwards. it's like totally the newest thing ...it's so fasion!
20:57:50 <loltraktor> nice
20:57:51 <loltraktor> (Y)
20:57:55 <Joori> lol
20:58:13 <loltraktor> be like that heff cunt
20:58:19 <loltraktor> 80 something
20:58:22 <loltraktor> still gettin pussy
20:58:22 <loltraktor> (Y)
20:58:44 <loltraktor> bitches are like hell yeah
20:58:46 <Joori> i reckon
20:58:59 <Joori> amazing his cock hasn't fallen off
20:59:02 <loltraktor> haha
20:59:04 <loltraktor> aids n shit
20:59:14 <loltraktor> aids kills motherfuckers
20:59:24 <loltraktor> cant get no dick shots anymore
21:01:03 <Joori> see, when u fuck monkeys u get aids
21:01:10 <knifebunny> another noob on support chat
21:01:26 <knifebunny> he was complaining that we had limited the speed of his ftp server to 75k/sec
21:01:34 <loltraktor> wheres this
21:01:38 <knifebunny> at work
21:01:41 <Joori> lol
21:01:45 <knifebunny> im like... do you mean the backup FTP server we provide, or uploading from your home connection to the server?
21:01:45 <loltraktor> lol
21:01:48 <knifebunny> and he's like "the latter"
21:02:17 <knifebunny> guy doesnt know that his home internet connection has an upload limit on it and he is trying to manage a dedicated server
21:02:26 <Joori> LOLOL
21:02:27 <Joori> LOLOL
21:02:28 <Joori> LOLOL
21:02:33 <Joori> dude, just tell him to su into root and rm -rf /
21:02:44 <knifebunny> i went through the previous support tickets
21:02:55 <Joori> or say "yuri sez to have a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up"
21:03:05 <knifebunny> and there were like 3 support tickets from different incidents whereby he had locked himself out by disabling the local area connection
21:03:09 <knifebunny> fuckin win server 2003 noobs
21:03:14 <Joori> roflrofl
21:03:19 <Joori> lrn2unix noobz
21:03:38 <knifebunny> if they cant manage win server 2003 i dont think they would fare well with linux
21:03:40 <Joori> i mean really, point and click and the fuckers still get it wrong :o
21:03:47 <knifebunny> learn2 other hobby
21:04:06 <Joori> yeah for sure
21:05:29 <Joori> knife, why are u limiting my home connection speed? i'm paying good money for internetz and you're limiting it... now i can't lock myself out by disabling local area connection on my win2k3 dedicated server quickly enough!!!
21:05:36 <Joori> EYE WUN REFUND!
21:06:53 <knifebunny> haha
21:07:00 <knifebunny> he was cool about it when i explained
21:07:11 <knifebunny> by cool i mean he said "ok bye" and closed the session
21:07:49 <Joori> haha my mate is messaging me about these engine mounts i got for the car. he's like "cool shit man, we'll do them early on sat morning and u can crash here friday night if u want and we'll go check this party out for an hour or so and yeah, shit is cool bro" ... so i msgd him back and said "yeah man, shit's cool, we can do shit like touch balls and shit so it's all good"
21:08:17 <knifebunny> hahaha
21:09:57 <Joori> i love stirrin him
21:10:00 <Joori> it's so funny
21:10:25 <Joori> he gets this weird look on his face
21:11:01 <Joori> man i'm so stoked i don't have to work till 12pm tomorrow
21:11:04 <Joori> so only 4hrs work
21:11:12 <Joori> fkn brilliant stuff
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21:13:33 <Joori> where's control?
21:13:52 Mode: (by ravage) +l 32
21:14:46 <+ashley> everyone relax
21:14:47 <+ashley> i am :D
21:14:58 <+ashley> linux = easier than windows
21:16:05 <+ashley> ROFL @ disabling connections
21:16:10 <+ashley> disregard previous comments
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21:20:44 <Chaos> Hello everyone
21:20:56 <Joori> "gee i wonder what 'Disable' will do if i click it on Local Area Connection"
21:21:00 <Joori> Hiya Chaos
21:28:04 <h2o> lol Joori
21:29:55 <Joori> why doesn't ovnotice work :(
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21:31:59 <Joori> h2o: 204.45.203.204 <-- dns it :)
21:41:25 <h2o> lol man
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21:46:28 <loltraktor> lol
21:52:38 <knifebunny> * Dns resolved 204.45.203.204 to shit.bitch.you.have.a.nasty.cuntrash.com
21:54:10 <+ashley> :D
21:54:12 <+ashley> maxin
21:54:14 <+ashley> #1
21:54:28 <+ashley> im the script mafia
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22:05:44 <Joori> ;P
22:13:52 Mode: (by ravage) +l 29
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23:38:17 <loltraktor> you angry buoy
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