// #scoutlan — 2010-11-27
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00:18:49 <loltraktor> hola
00:18:55 * noongah_patrol slaps loltraktor around a bit with a large trout
00:20:11 <noongah_patrol> loltraktor sup son
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02:02:15 <loltraktor> noongah_patrol
02:02:19 <loltraktor> you around?
02:06:09 * noongah_patrol slaps loltraktor around a bit with a large trout
02:06:14 <loltraktor> sarp
02:06:28 <noongah_patrol> nothin much
02:10:12 <noongah_patrol> u m8
02:10:30 <loltraktor> hmm
02:10:48 <loltraktor> well considering im the prime target from kodak again well not much at all either mate
02:10:55 <loltraktor> but we all know about his antics :)
02:11:29 <noongah_patrol> fair enough
02:11:55 <loltraktor> anyway doesn't matter!
02:11:58 <loltraktor> it's friday night
02:12:00 <loltraktor> and i'm fucked
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04:54:14 <Alehandra> http://tinyurl.com/2dmjdgh
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07:43:00 <t[oX]i724> [27/11/2010 06:53:14] (loltraktor): kodak, i'll let you know the minute I get owned buddy, it's all coming back to you :) you cannot run you piece of a worthless god shit
07:43:02 <t[oX]i724> Why run for, why set your channel '#mykehnet' invite only when it's only you in it?
07:43:27 <t[oX]i724> Are you scared of The kodak?
07:43:48 <t[oX]i724> Everyone says you are.
07:43:53 <t[oX]i724> :)
07:44:15 <t[oX]i724>
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08:06:13 <+ash> hahah i remember kodak
08:06:15 <+ash> some kid from perth
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12:03:58 <+knifebunny> fucking toxic
12:04:01 <+knifebunny> he never gives up
12:04:07 <AG_WORK> ok
12:04:12 <+knifebunny> loser has probably been awake all night
12:05:24 * noongah_patrol slaps knifebunny around a bit with a large trout
12:10:08 <Joori> the shit is bananas.. beee, aye en, aye en, aye essss. the shit is bananas.. beee, aye en, aye en, aye essss!
12:10:33 <+knifebunny> i hate people
12:10:42 <+knifebunny> someone calls me up at 11.50 last night and goes
12:11:00 <+knifebunny> "hey i need a huge favour im looking for this song and its for a wedding tomorrow and we cant find it"
12:11:17 <+knifebunny> LIKE DID YOU JUST PLAN THE WEDDING THIS AFTERNOON?
12:11:35 <+knifebunny> so anyway its some obscure samoan pop love song, and they want the INSTRUMENTAL version of it
12:11:41 <noongah_patrol> my mnate over road owns a gunshop
12:11:43 <Joori> rofl
12:11:59 <+knifebunny> so i proceed to install 5 different file sharing programs that all try to INSTALL MALICIOUS SOFTWARE on my computer
12:12:01 <Joori> just leech the radio version and silence the audio channel
12:12:09 <noongah_patrol> on a sunday someone rang him up asked if how to install a gunsafe or if he could do it
12:12:18 <noongah_patrol> that they bought from the opposition
12:12:21 <+knifebunny> finally, you know how i did it? youtube downloader and converted the audio track to mp3, FUCK
12:12:36 <Joori> haha
12:12:46 <Joori> yeah limewire is failsauce now kb
12:13:07 <Joori> but i never used it anyway cause i hated it's bloated resource hungry interface
12:13:13 <Joori> so no loss to me
12:13:36 <+knifebunny> they've been shutdown now anyway
12:14:18 * Joori nods
12:14:28 <Joori> they aren't as uber as tpb
12:14:48 <Joori> and all the cp pplz were on limewire, or so i heard
12:16:13 <noongah_patrol> my dick
12:16:21 <noongah_patrol> is 1 inch length
12:16:35 <+knifebunny> dont worry about it man, we'll find you someone
12:16:55 <+knifebunny> in fact, start targetting single mums, most of them probably arent looking for more kids
12:17:12 <noongah_patrol> good idea son
12:17:24 <+knifebunny> ive got ya back brother
12:17:33 <noongah_patrol> cheers brother
12:24:57 <Joori> -12:12:41- (%Vegeta) could nuculear from north korea kill us all joori
12:24:58 <Joori> -12:14:06- (@Joori) i really couldn't give a rats arse about the koreans.. i havn't even read the news about the so called recent conflict. infact, i havn't even heard mention of it around workmates and shit. first i heard about something going down was a random dude on the street talking about it as i walked by
12:24:59 <Joori> -12:14:45- (%Vegeta) lol
12:24:59 <Joori> -12:15:20- (%Vegeta) north kora attack on south korea = nuculear war or world war 3
12:25:00 <Joori> -12:16:46- (@Joori) pft, korea = nothing. north or south it doesn't matter. trust me they can't do shit except attack their own people because if they tried to attack others, they'd be individualy arse raped by both nuclear and biological warfare from one of the many other CIVILIZED countries with a shit more firepower than them :P
12:25:04 <Joori> i hate that noob
12:25:07 <Joori> seriously
12:25:23 <Joori> he's such a fucking retard, the mind boggles how he manages to live and breathe
12:25:32 <noongah_patrol> lol
12:25:49 <noongah_patrol> the russians have got the biggest nuke in the world
12:26:00 <noongah_patrol> 1400 times bigger then the 2 dropped on japan combined
12:26:04 <noongah_patrol> no good but
12:26:13 <noongah_patrol> only a plane can drop it
12:26:47 <+knifebunny> what he is speaking about
12:26:48 <+knifebunny> is very true
12:27:00 <+knifebunny> and i am concerned that the conflicts in korea could actually turn into world war 3
12:27:07 <+knifebunny> there are a lot of reasons for it
12:27:31 <Joori> -12:18:00- (@Joori) wtf can korea do against say, US or Russia.. both those countries have nuclear missle silo's populating the world. one button press and the whole fucking world is ended let alone the koreans
12:27:33 <Joori> :)
12:27:57 <Joori> koreans are like a playground fight between two 3yr olds slapping each other
12:27:59 <Joori> no more, no less
12:28:15 <Joori> i ain't concerned with such childish games
12:29:21 <+knifebunny> im very concerned about the situation
12:29:45 <Joori> but, even tho i havn't read the news and heard little to nothing about the conflict (shows how concerned we really are about it all!) - i do think that this conflict could be as a result of umm kim jong-il's son about to take power. heard on the news a while ago about the upcomming transition of power
12:30:01 <Joori> maybe he's trying to prove he has grown some pubes and is ready to start communising people :)
12:31:01 <+knifebunny> the south koreans were doing a routine military training exercise in waters where north koreans felt belonged to them, NK said "hay guy dont do that" and the SK ignored them
12:31:07 <+knifebunny> so that provoked the attack
12:31:38 <+knifebunny> the attack was on land near civilian and military areas and has killed 4 people and seriously injured others
12:32:06 <+knifebunny> the same training exercise has been scheduled to happen again over the weekend
12:32:16 <+knifebunny> and NK is still sitting there saying if you do it we will shoot you
12:32:58 <Joori> oh noessssssss 4 pplz diedddddd.. give me a break. have people forgotten how many died in all the other valid wars :|
12:33:00 <+knifebunny> the US, australia, UK and Russia said they would all support SK, and US has troops training in SK right now, as well as naval units in the area
12:33:19 <Joori> lol see, they can only say that to their own kind.. they wouldn't dare try that shit to anyone else outside nrth/sth korea
12:33:21 <+knifebunny> china is the main alliance with NK
12:33:38 <+knifebunny> and china hasnt put forward their stance on the matter
12:34:02 <Joori> china will be busy eating their deep fried dogs to worry about NK.. especially when they see the backup SK has :o
12:34:08 <+knifebunny> there are people talking at a much bigger scale about the matter and it all has to do about the economy
12:34:44 * Joori isn't worried
12:34:49 <Joori> not the slightest
12:35:14 <+knifebunny> i also have a personal attachment to the matter, since a good friend of mine is south korean and he might have to leave australia to go to war
12:35:19 <+knifebunny> ive been reading a lot about this
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12:36:10 <Joori> each to their own
12:37:21 <Joori> no1's putting a gun to his head to goto war. he's living in australia so he shouldn't concern himself - otherwise he'd have stayed in SK to begin with
12:37:47 <+knifebunny> you dont understand about the situation in korea at the moment it seems
12:37:53 <Joori> sorry, i just have no sympathy for that type of ridiculous double standard loyalty to something.
12:38:25 <Joori> it's like, if i moved to bulgaria.. and australia went to war and me comming back to fight for australia. erm why did i move away in the first place?!
12:38:27 <+knifebunny> it may very well lead to a third world war
12:38:37 <Joori> it wont trust me
12:38:37 <Joori> all propaganda
12:38:42 <Joori> you'll realise this soon :)
12:38:58 <Joori> and then go "man yuri, you were so right!... here's an ice cream!"
12:39:52 <+knifebunny> china and russia just signed a deal to perform foreign trade without using the american dollar because the dollar is so weak, china is stockpiling resources
12:40:12 <+knifebunny> the US wants to go to war because its a way out of the recession
12:40:15 <Joori> any slight conflict anywhere and it's all automatically "ZOMG! ITZ TEH WW3!!" .. have we forgotten how long this "conflict" has been going on anyway... there are other countries with the same conflicts
12:40:32 <Joori> i think people just have the 7yr itch to go blow something up.. or they're just bored
12:40:52 <Joori> war = money
12:40:56 <Joori> thats why they want war
12:43:34 <+knifebunny> nostradamus predicted that events leading towards world war three would transpire on nov 11, he was a little bit off .. but he was a day off from september 11 too
12:44:38 <Joori> and i predicted everyone who's done me wrong will get their own someday, so far almost everyone has been hit with karma that's done me wrong.. HOLY SHIT I'M NOSTRADAMUS! :P
12:45:12 <Joori> ok, if there was a war.. NK would be dead in like ohhhh 2 hours or less.. why? look at the back up SK has. the rest of the fucking world against who... NK and China. big freakin whoop. i bet you china don't have remote missile silo's populating the world.. and building resources??? what resources? irrigating more rice fields??? plz give me a break.. china's too busy making the cheap electronics
12:45:14 <Joori> we all love
12:45:19 <Joori> to care about this petty squabble
12:45:37 <noongah_patrol> no one wins a war
12:45:41 <noongah_patrol> everyone loses
12:45:49 <Joori> except those who finance it :o
12:45:58 <noongah_patrol> they also lose it
12:46:16 <noongah_patrol> if they hadnt gone to war
12:46:23 <noongah_patrol> thats have all that extra loney
12:46:26 <noongah_patrol> money
12:46:33 <noongah_patrol> instead what they spent on the war
12:47:10 <Joori> you gotta spend money to make money. spend it on manufacturing weapons to sell to conflicting countries. thats why being an arms dealer is so lucrative
12:48:00 <Joori> Nicolas Cage's Lord of War movie was awesome for that :D
12:48:36 <noongah_patrol> thats not finacing a war
12:48:56 <noongah_patrol> if your financing that means your own money is been poured in
12:50:29 <Joori> it doesn't matter who's money it is, the point being spending money to make money. some people pour their own money in conflict for the purpose of gaining some kind of leverage elsewhere.. in the end they profit. whether it's short term or long term is irrelevant
12:51:04 <Joori> the only people who lose, are those that die in the war
12:51:22 <Joori> but thats a loss thats a given.. considering it's a war :o
12:51:53 <noongah_patrol> npo they dopnt profit
12:52:15 <noongah_patrol> ppl say
12:52:21 <noongah_patrol> us is in afgan coz the drugs
12:52:23 <noongah_patrol> them drugs
12:52:28 <noongah_patrol> wouldnt be worth 1/100
12:52:32 <noongah_patrol> of whats been spent there
12:52:41 <noongah_patrol> on the military
12:52:43 <noongah_patrol> if it was
12:52:58 <noongah_patrol> the afganms would have better weapons then shitty ak47s
12:56:28 <Joori> u do know the kalishnikov is the worlds most popular and mass produced weapon... there's a reason they are given ak47's. and not because they are shitty :P
12:57:23 <noongah_patrol> they are primatiove
12:57:26 <Joori> and really, they're so shitty yet the afgans are able to still pop a rather large number of US soilders despite them having advanced weaponry available to them
12:57:51 <noongah_patrol> oif course
12:57:55 <noongah_patrol> they hiding out
12:58:14 <noongah_patrol> they are cunning
12:58:16 <noongah_patrol> they live there
12:58:21 <noongah_patrol> they havwe all the advantages
12:58:31 <noongah_patrol> they are undetectable
12:58:48 <noongah_patrol> it aint like they are in a open field
12:58:55 <Joori> that means fuck all, the US can blow them all out of their caves.
12:58:55 <noongah_patrol> they are in towns ect
12:59:02 <noongah_patrol> hiding in their communitiesd
12:59:08 <noongah_patrol> lol no they cant
12:59:28 <Joori> they can, they are just too arrogant to do so..
12:59:31 <noongah_patrol> they dont even know where they are
12:59:44 <Joori> what, they can drop a bomb onto hiroshima but they can't drop a bomb onto the afgans?
12:59:47 <noongah_patrol> i heard on talk back radio abnout it
12:59:56 <noongah_patrol> this aussie soilder said
13:00:05 <noongah_patrol> 90% of the time we dont even know who we are fighting
13:00:09 <Joori> dude, media is full of bullshit propaganda. i can't believe how many people are sheep to it.. it's annoying :|
13:00:24 <noongah_patrol> the soilder isnt media
13:00:30 <noongah_patrol> he knows more then all of us'
13:00:37 <Joori> ur not talking about the soilder. you're talking about talk back radio
13:00:38 <Joori> hence media
13:00:39 <noongah_patrol> if they dont know who they are fighting
13:00:43 <Joori> hence bullshit propaganda.
13:00:46 <noongah_patrol> how do they know where they are
13:00:52 <noongah_patrol> doubt it
13:01:17 <noongah_patrol> theres alot of innocent ppl
13:01:22 <noongah_patrol> in afganistan
13:01:27 <noongah_patrol> alot are against the taliban
13:01:28 <Joori> no shit
13:01:35 <Joori> i don't dispute that.
13:01:36 <noongah_patrol> so u want to blow them up?
13:01:47 <noongah_patrol> dont u think if th yanks nuked them
13:01:56 <noongah_patrol> the rest of the world would see them a s threat?
13:02:02 <noongah_patrol> the yanks cant take on the world
13:02:10 <noongah_patrol> they cant even take out the taliban
13:02:38 <noongah_patrol> they never will
13:04:54 <Joori> i'm saying that your argument over the type of weapons afgans are using is invalid. and you go off on tangents about soilders and media and how afgans are cunning and what not. i don't know how else to describe it, but don't sit there trying to tell me one type of gun is shitty because in the end all guns kill, mame or wound. some are just better at the job than others given the right situation
13:05:29 <Joori> it doesn't matter how cunning you are, if you're caught in the fire, you'll probably die or get seriously fucked up
13:06:22 <noongah_patrol> joori
13:06:29 <noongah_patrol> u know anyone been in the army
13:06:36 <noongah_patrol> ask em how good a ak47 is
13:06:39 <noongah_patrol> he will tell ya
13:06:50 <noongah_patrol> u aim for a tree 20 metres away
13:06:59 <noongah_patrol> maybe one bullet out of 100 hit it
13:07:04 <noongah_patrol> spray everywhere
13:07:09 <noongah_patrol> in a city
13:07:11 <noongah_patrol> when ur fighting
13:07:19 <noongah_patrol> u dont just soray bullets every where
13:07:22 <noongah_patrol> spray
13:08:50 <Joori> everyone has their own opinions, the only way to know for sure is to try it yourself. you can't rely on heresay info.
13:09:33 <noongah_patrol> well they would know more then y
13:09:38 <noongah_patrol> you*
13:09:40 <noongah_patrol> alot more
13:09:44 <noongah_patrol> anyways i goin to work
13:09:46 <noongah_patrol> l8r kids
13:10:29 <+knifebunny> guys on internet
13:12:00 <Joori> rofl
13:12:01 <Joori> ok
13:12:37 <Joori> like i said, everyone has their own opinions. that is all, have fun at work
13:13:21 <+knifebunny> RSVP is such bullshit man
13:13:32 <Joori> i don't even bother with it lol
13:14:11 <Joori> i either say i'll turn up in which case i will, or i just don't say anything.. which means i'm more than likely not going to turn up
13:14:21 <+knifebunny> hahaha
13:14:22 <Joori> the only exception to that is work :|
13:14:30 <+knifebunny> yeah im like that too
13:14:37 <+knifebunny> but like, i was referring to the dating website
13:14:44 <Joori> oh!!
13:14:50 <Joori> haha
13:14:55 <Joori> man so many dating sites
13:15:17 <+knifebunny> RSVP is the only valid one in my opinion, but not by much
13:16:11 <Joori> like seriously, i have fuckbookdating spamming me with ho's everyday. "hey Joori, check out these hotties we've matched you with!" and most are topless nudes or the random vag shot.. but if you goto click on the message they sent you, then you're asked to pay a subscription fee which is bullshit. i try before i buy nigga! gimme 7days free access to think about if you're worth paying money for
13:16:12 <Joori> access!
13:16:57 <+knifebunny> im pretty sure no decent girl has a profile on fuckbookdating
13:17:40 <+knifebunny> so no need to worry
13:18:23 <Joori> they're all sluts
13:20:04 <GrEmLiNz> sorry
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18:35:15 <+ash> yo roundeyes
18:35:17 <+ash> whats going on
18:35:31 <+ash> cyber city
18:35:34 * ash slaps knifebunny around a bit with a large trout
18:35:57 <loltraktor> sup
18:36:00 <+knifebunny> 7.30
18:36:35 <+knifebunny> you can come if you want junior
18:36:53 <+ash> msn
18:36:55 <+ash> man
18:36:57 <+ash> you send me a sms
18:37:01 <+ash> then donty reply to like 3 of mine
18:37:04 <+ash> failphone
18:37:09 <+knifebunny> i didnt get any sms?
18:37:21 <+ash> you smsed me right
18:37:27 <+knifebunny> rite
18:37:32 <+ash> we.ll check ya phone
18:37:35 <+ash> got like 3 over last 4 hours
18:37:45 <+ash> i reply to sms's, like a boss
18:38:57 <Stardrifter> bacon!
18:39:04 <Stardrifter> http://explosm.net/comics/2229/
18:39:04 <AG_WORK> ash i dont think your a boss
18:39:06 <Stardrifter> :3
18:39:12 <+ash> i am
18:39:19 <+ash> micromanage, send faxes
18:39:22 <+ash> talk to corporate
18:39:23 <+ash> all that
18:40:02 <+knifebunny> you coming out noob?
18:40:14 <+knifebunny> i'll see you there
18:40:19 * knifebunny <-- boss of your social life
18:40:21 <+ash> roger dodger
18:40:23 <+ash> i be there
18:40:28 <+ash> im a little under thwe weather
18:40:32 <+ash> wont be canning on too much
18:40:44 <+knifebunny> kk
18:40:45 <+ash> who else is comingq
18:40:48 <+ash> that i know anyway
18:40:52 <+knifebunny> biron morgan
18:41:00 <+knifebunny> and morgan friend lenny he is pretty pro
18:41:04 <+knifebunny> but not quite a boss yes
18:41:07 <+knifebunny> yet LOL
18:41:40 <+ash> morgan friend sounds like a iphag
18:41:52 <+knifebunny> Nope.avi
18:42:07 <+ash> well guerss i got 2 hours of GT
18:42:10 <+knifebunny> he has a teenager phone
18:42:14 <+knifebunny> quite like you
18:42:21 <+ash> hahaha what a mad cunt
18:42:31 <+knifebunny> im jumping off merk, see you later
18:42:35 <+ash> kk
18:42:36 <+ash> cya there
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19:48:05 <noongah_patrol> snakes
20:46:19 <loltraktor> mate
20:46:20 <loltraktor> sup
20:49:07 <noongah_patrol> sup
20:49:07 <noongah_patrol> mate
20:49:14 <loltraktor> fuck all
20:49:15 <loltraktor> playing nfs
20:49:16 <loltraktor> (Y)
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23:39:04 <loltraktor> Lish
23:39:07 <loltraktor> how is u?
23:39:27 <Lish> hey
23:39:28 <Lish> gooood
23:39:34 <Lish> just got back from teppanyaki
23:39:37 <Lish> it was yum
23:39:40 <loltraktor> yum
23:39:50 <loltraktor> borat high five
23:39:52 <loltraktor> i like
23:40:13 <Lish> :)
23:40:16 <Lish> they threw food
23:40:22 <Lish> and i got it everywhere haha
23:40:30 <loltraktor> haha cool
23:40:33 <loltraktor> food fights :D
23:47:59 * tremendous slaps Lish around a bit with a large trout
23:48:10 <loltraktor> tremendous
23:48:11 <loltraktor> lol
23:48:12 <loltraktor> balla
23:48:16 <loltraktor> sup mate
23:48:19 <tremendous> ballaendous
23:48:24 <loltraktor> yeh
23:48:24 <tremendous> thinkin of goin out
23:48:25 <Lish> :)
23:48:25 <loltraktor> werd
23:48:28 <loltraktor> yeh?
23:48:35 <loltraktor> im so sick
23:48:36 <loltraktor> :S
23:48:51 <tremendous> u got flu?
23:49:03 <loltraktor> yeh :(
23:49:10 <loltraktor> everyones got it at work
23:49:14 <loltraktor> but its god damn summer
23:49:45 <+ash> i beat them home
23:49:46 <+ash> winnah
23:49:50 <tremendous> same
23:49:51 <+ash> love4lyfe
23:49:55 <tremendous> that body ache one
23:50:03 <tremendous> i smashed down some codral feelin better not
23:50:53 <tremendous> lishy baby doll
23:50:59 <tremendous> i take ya out for icecream
23:51:26 <Lish> i had icecream
23:51:31 <Lish> on the way home
23:51:32 <Lish> from dinner
23:51:33 <Lish> :D
23:52:37 <loltraktor> yummy :D
23:52:41 <loltraktor> baskin robins :D
23:52:45 <tremendous> well
23:52:47 <tremendous> what bout
23:52:58 <tremendous> i take ya out for romantic picnic
23:53:05 <Lish> pass
23:53:11 <tremendous> tarp in the bush
23:53:19 <tremendous> couple of bamboo fire sticks
23:53:26 <Lish> lolll
23:53:43 <tremendous> be a astonishing picnic
23:53:51 <tremendous> unforgettable baby doll
23:53:56 <tremendous> i even make the icecream
23:54:04 <tremendous> out of some flour milk an freezer
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