// #scoutlan — 2010-11-05
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08:39:09 <NanaBonana> weee i have my preload for black ops done!
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08:55:09 <AG_WORK> it is awesome! im Ready for midnight Monday!!
08:59:04 <NanaBonana> im thinking im going to go to the midnight release with az and lance and then come back and play
09:07:17 <AG_WORK> hmm.. would be cool
09:07:56 <NanaBonana> i was also thinking of remote desktoping back to my computer with my phone to start the install of the game asap so it would be ready for when i get home
09:07:57 <NanaBonana> =p
09:08:06 <NanaBonana> or is that WAY too nerdy?
09:08:10 <AG_WORK> haha..
09:08:22 <AG_WORK> but you have preloaded it
09:08:31 <NanaBonana> with a different application
09:08:36 <NanaBonana> i still have to install it
09:09:06 <AG_WORK> oh ok
09:09:16 <NanaBonana> i got it off the direct2drive site...
09:09:28 <NanaBonana> because it was $59.95 not $90
09:09:29 <NanaBonana> =p
09:09:34 <AG_WORK> smeh
09:09:48 <AG_WORK> steam.. makes it easy
09:09:55 <NanaBonana> yeah
09:10:46 <AG_WORK> 66% sup com
09:12:30 <NanaBonana> ?
09:12:43 <AG_WORK> steam deal sup com 2
09:12:49 <NanaBonana> ah
09:12:56 <ashley> mm
09:13:04 <ashley> need more maps
09:13:07 <ashley> without charging you for them
09:27:37 <NanaBonana> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1zUoK1f6ag
09:27:39 <youtube> Youtube Title: "The Online Gamer: Black Ops - Part 1"
09:27:44 <NanaBonana> then watch part 2 and 3
09:27:46 <AG_WORK> winner
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10:21:38 <AG_WORK> NanaBonana
10:21:50 <NanaBonana> what?
10:22:01 <AG_WORK> im getting somewhere with my server :)
10:22:08 <NanaBonana> ok
10:22:23 <loltraktor> server?
10:22:29 <AG_WORK> so we can soon have another LAN and not worry about crashing drives
10:22:36 <NanaBonana> win!
10:22:43 <NanaBonana> any eta on it?
10:24:08 <AG_WORK> im recovering data from my SD TV atm.. knfbny helped me and we got HD TV done.. 5 eps are fucked.. but all the rest ok..
10:24:24 <NanaBonana> nice
10:24:59 <AG_WORK> yeah.. im a little worried.. i dont want to loose data..
10:25:09 <NanaBonana> yeah... losing data is shit
10:25:12 <AG_WORK> im working on building server farm atm..
10:25:19 <NanaBonana> haha
10:25:20 <AG_WORK> got 20 2tb on order..
10:25:28 <NanaBonana> =o
10:25:31 <AG_WORK> waiting on them to come in..
10:25:42 <loltraktor> yeah I just bought another 10
10:25:43 <AG_WORK> you will be testing all 20 of them NanaBonana :)
10:25:47 <NanaBonana> ffs
10:25:56 <AG_WORK> lolz
10:26:09 <NanaBonana> atleast i will have blackops to play while im doing it
10:26:28 <NanaBonana> anyways... gonna play some mw2...
10:28:16 <loltraktor> showertime then work
10:28:23 <AG_WORK> awesome loltraktor
10:28:30 <AG_WORK> what server do you have?
10:28:38 <loltraktor> I have a cluster of them
10:28:44 <AG_WORK> cluster??
10:28:45 <loltraktor> DFS FTW
10:28:50 <AG_WORK> got pix?
10:28:57 <loltraktor> when I get to work yeah
10:29:04 <AG_WORK> oh its at work..
10:29:09 <AG_WORK> do you have any at home?
10:29:13 <AG_WORK> and what do you do?
10:29:23 <loltraktor> my file server runs from work
10:29:30 <AG_WORK> oh very nice..
10:29:31 <loltraktor> ipsec tunnel straight back to the house
10:29:35 <loltraktor> :D
10:29:35 <AG_WORK> madness
10:29:40 <loltraktor> 24/7 uptime
10:29:46 <loltraktor> 100mbit fibre
10:29:47 <AG_WORK> so you work at a data center?
10:29:56 <loltraktor> nope just a home builder
10:30:13 <AG_WORK> your a builder?
10:30:20 <loltraktor> nope im an IT manager
10:30:25 <AG_WORK> nice..
10:30:34 <loltraktor> I work a home builder though
10:30:37 <loltraktor> for*
10:30:39 <loltraktor> +
10:30:43 <AG_WORK> so you must have a big building if there is a 100mbit link
10:30:55 <loltraktor> yeah it's pretty big, we have 4 offices in the same street
10:31:03 <AG_WORK> fuck..
10:31:07 <AG_WORK> awesome..
10:31:12 <AG_WORK> so how much space?
10:31:19 * loltraktor shrugs
10:31:22 <AG_WORK> and want to trade over the net?
10:31:23 <loltraktor> it's big I know that
10:31:27 <AG_WORK> how big..
10:31:56 <AG_WORK> i work at a data center.. we could trade files over 100mb links :D
10:32:09 <loltraktor> well I know 2 buildings are 3 storey, 1 is just a single and the current building is double
10:32:12 <loltraktor> floorspace *shrugs*
10:32:18 <loltraktor> I tend to do server rooms
10:32:34 <AG_WORK> lol.. i meant how big is your server
10:32:43 <loltraktor> oh which one?
10:32:45 <loltraktor> lol
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10:32:54 <AG_WORK> how many do you have?
10:33:00 <loltraktor> I have 5
10:33:08 <AG_WORK> they all yours?
10:33:12 <loltraktor> those ones are
10:33:17 <loltraktor> the IBMs aren't
10:33:20 <AG_WORK> and are they all data storage?
10:33:35 <loltraktor> 1 is just a vm server
10:33:42 <loltraktor> the others share apart in DFS
10:33:48 <AG_WORK> nice
10:33:53 <loltraktor> giving me now something like 18TB
10:33:59 <AG_WORK> oh..
10:34:03 <AG_WORK> ok..
10:34:07 <AG_WORK> little servers
10:34:20 <loltraktor> but these servers aren't your homebrew though
10:34:28 <loltraktor> proper HP racks
10:34:33 <AG_WORK> very nice..
10:34:44 <AG_WORK> yeah im both worlds..
10:34:46 <loltraktor> and I don't use sata
10:34:48 <loltraktor> SAS ftw
10:35:05 <AG_WORK> enterprise and high end home..
10:35:21 <loltraktor> I find that SATA is just a little slow for what needs to happen
10:35:24 <loltraktor> anyway showertime
10:35:30 <AG_WORK> yeah.. RAID them!!
10:35:32 <AG_WORK> right on..
10:35:39 <AG_WORK> we can talk about this later on..
10:35:46 <AG_WORK> i can talk about servers for hours..
10:35:57 <AG_WORK> i roll around in the 25+TB section..
10:36:06 <AG_WORK> 3 servers over 25TB
10:36:19 <AG_WORK> im getting close to having a single 50TB server
10:45:57 <AG_WORK> with NanaBonana's awesome coding skillz it will be the shiznit!
10:46:03 <NanaBonana> ?
10:46:17 <AG_WORK> ive got plans for my server farm..
10:46:34 <NanaBonana> okies
10:46:44 <AG_WORK> once i build it.. and get the RAIDs going etc.. i will need your coding pro skillz
10:47:21 <NanaBonana> like what?
10:47:32 <AG_WORK> im not going to say yet..
10:47:37 <NanaBonana> fuck you
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10:47:46 <AG_WORK> im going to refine everything
10:48:43 <NanaBonana> awesome
11:02:32 Mode: (by ashley) +s
11:05:01 <loltraktor> heh
12:04:55 Topic Is: www.scoutlan.net :: Brisbanes BEST lan gaming! www.techphoria.org/ircstats/scoutlan.html
12:04:55 Set By: (knifebunny) on: Fri Nov 05 12:02:56 2010
12:04:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v damian
12:05:13 <knifebunny> here's an easier question
12:05:19 <knifebunny> where on the scoutlan website do i put the netgear logo?
12:05:47 <NanaBonana> no idea
12:06:15 <knifebunny> in between the scoutlan header logo and the header of the forums?
12:06:29 <NanaBonana> sure
12:06:36 <knifebunny> or at the footer? :O
12:06:57 <knifebunny> or, i know .. make it spam the logo advert in between every 3-4 posts on forum threads, HAHA
12:10:33 <knifebunny> some dude tried to register on the forums with a nickname "buddylove" and his email address is [email protected]
12:10:52 <AG_WORK> accept or deny
12:10:56 <knifebunny> so i did a network lookup on his IP and its an australian IP
12:11:10 <knifebunny> do we take a chance yes/no
12:11:25 <knifebunny> im not sure how many people on the forums want love with their buddies
12:11:35 <knifebunny> so buddylove might have the wrong forum
12:12:34 <AG_WORK> prob a pedo
12:15:25 <knifebunny> found an affiliate link mood for vbadvanced, a mibbit mod, and a teamspeak mod too
12:22:28 <knifebunny> oh hay
12:22:33 <knifebunny> did you cunts remember its youtube friday?
12:22:33 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEuAvjQmNUI
12:22:35 <youtube> Youtube Title: "PSPhÖn¼WÿøGán³éÜìü·çó | Sushi that used PSP"
12:26:24 <AG_WORK> NanaBonana put up the links to the youtube videos we had going on Sunday morning
12:26:44 <NanaBonana> i cant remember them
12:28:07 <AG_WORK> bah!
12:28:24 <AG_WORK> knifebunny have i said i love you today?
12:28:47 <knifebunny> wat
12:29:14 <AG_WORK> im running r-studio on SD TV.. and things are so far so good..
12:29:22 <knifebunny> r studio is the boss
12:29:22 * AG_WORK touches and licks wood
12:29:37 <AG_WORK> its more boss nigger than me!
12:29:57 <knifebunny> when i first found it it was good for three reasons
12:30:05 <AG_WORK> yes
12:30:09 <knifebunny> 1) dirkwood was like "what the fuck is this stupid shit" and he was wrong
12:30:12 <knifebunny> 2) it actually works
12:30:17 <knifebunny> 3) dirkwood doesnt know how to use it
12:30:29 <AG_WORK> hahaha.. so from 1.. we knew it was pro..
12:30:44 <AG_WORK> point 2.. because it works.. its mini boss..
12:31:03 <AG_WORK> and because of 1.. point 3 is true.. makes it the boss
12:31:19 <knifebunny> NanaBonana got your cap back yet ?
12:31:26 <NanaBonana> yea
12:31:31 <NanaBonana> had it back last night
12:31:33 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/user/Smoove7182954
12:31:41 <knifebunny> you should sub to this guy and watch his MW2 videos
12:31:44 <AG_WORK> so how much have you downloaded today NanaBonana?
12:31:53 <knifebunny> he's a good player & a funny commentator
12:32:02 <knifebunny> i watch his NBA commentaries but you might like his MW2 ones
12:32:04 <NanaBonana> i got the 7gb of black ops last night
12:32:22 <NanaBonana> then big bang and 30 rock so far
12:32:53 <AG_WORK> im getting black ops here at work too.. so after playing it SP at home for 3 or 4 hours.. i can come into work on Tuesday and play MP :D
12:33:17 <NanaBonana> you wont be able to play it before release
12:33:21 <AG_WORK> fucking niggers keep calling me..
12:33:26 <NanaBonana> it needs the decryption shit from steam
12:33:48 <AG_WORK> yeah.. its being released on Tuesday 12:00:01am
12:33:52 <NanaBonana> yeah
12:34:00 <NanaBonana> oh
12:34:02 <NanaBonana> yeah
12:34:03 <NanaBonana> well
12:34:11 <NanaBonana> i have to wait until like 10pm...
12:34:13 <NanaBonana> on tueday
12:34:18 <NanaBonana> because i got the key from the US
12:34:24 <NanaBonana> and they release it at 7am PST
12:34:51 <AG_WORK> yeah... so go to bed at 6pm Monday.. get up 12am Tuesday game for 5 hours.. back to bed for 45mins.. then to work..
12:35:01 <AG_WORK> idea is win!
12:35:04 <NanaBonana> yup
12:35:10 <NanaBonana> im gonna go to the midnight release...
12:35:15 <NanaBonana> go to az's
12:35:19 <AG_WORK> yeah i thought about it..
12:35:34 <AG_WORK> ive wanted to do it for the past 3 COD's
12:35:38 <NanaBonana> walk home sometime tuesday
12:35:39 <AG_WORK> but meh..
12:35:42 <NanaBonana> play it at night
12:35:49 <knifebunny> i went to the midnight release for MW2: www.techphoria.org/4ch/1259498196677.jpg
12:36:00 <AG_WORK> very nice knifebunny
12:36:02 <NanaBonana> lol
12:36:26 <NanaBonana> wee... office is up
12:36:32 <AG_WORK> i see you were wearing glasses..
12:36:40 <AG_WORK> i think you should go back to them...
12:36:41 <knifebunny> NO THATS MY NIGHTVISION
12:37:35 <AG_WORK> trick shit!
12:38:17 <AG_WORK> haha.. blocking cunt from using the Internet..
12:38:20 <AG_WORK> I Love it..
12:38:40 <knifebunny> www.techphoria.org/4ch/1287381302635.jpg
12:38:54 <AG_WORK> that one gets me everytime
12:40:21 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwPAlbFiUyE&
12:40:23 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Jack Nicholson gets mad during the Magic - Lakers game two."
12:41:20 <AG_WORK> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFKd54Ijg7I&has_verified=1
12:41:22 <youtube> Youtube Title: "My Pu55y is Magic"
12:42:21 <knifebunny> LOL
12:42:45 <knifebunny> its not work safe because laser beams come out of her pussy
12:43:15 <AG_WORK> that is a song from knifebunny and Adzgibbo crazy Hemp Friday's
12:43:35 <knifebunny> ffffffffffffffriday afternoon muthafukkaz!
12:44:52 <ashley> :]
12:45:12 <AG_WORK> i wonder when loltraktor will come back..
12:45:41 <AG_WORK> he has servers!
12:46:15 <knifebunny> loltraktor is like a mini boss
12:46:38 <AG_WORK> yeah..
12:46:46 <AG_WORK> he has like boss servers..
12:50:07 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT2KsjCUE7A&
12:50:09 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Minxy Tech - I want an APPLE!"
12:50:18 <knifebunny> determine how many seconds into the video before you RAGE
12:50:23 <knifebunny> i lasted about 30 seconds
12:51:01 <AG_WORK> can you last? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk
12:51:25 <knifebunny> uh oh
12:51:43 <AG_WORK> scammed the youtube thing
12:51:51 <AG_WORK> Adzgib is 1337
12:52:24 <knifebunny> it wont re-get the title within about a minute of last getting a title as a matter of flood protection
12:52:33 <knifebunny> it scammed you !
12:53:58 <knifebunny> susan boyle is fuck year, added to favourites
12:54:35 <knifebunny> need a techno remix
12:56:26 <AG_WORK> i think you mean this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTHYnTkKLyk
12:56:28 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Susan Boyle Proud Dance Remix"
12:56:32 <knifebunny> LOL
12:57:25 <AG_WORK> or this one.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3S_brPr2k
12:59:24 <knifebunny> westnet doesnt seem to be recording my usage this month
12:59:34 <knifebunny> EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT?
12:59:49 <AG_WORK> fuck yeah!!
13:07:05 <NanaBonana> only problem with fast internet... i have to wait after my shows for the next one to appear online =\
13:19:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v damian
13:20:14 <knifebunny> AG_WORK
13:24:30 <AG_WORK> yo
14:15:32 <AG_WORK> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FFQ_g8OoQM
14:15:34 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Commando: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger)"
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16:00:54 <AG_WORK> im starting to like data again
16:11:20 <knfbny> i never stopped loving data
16:11:43 <knfbny> i had my balls replaced my memory sticks so when i fap i shoot gigs
16:12:03 <knfbny> actually never mind about that
16:14:58 <AG_WORK> hahahahaha..
16:15:40 <AG_WORK> epic!!!
17:55:57 <knfbny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slQqJBdlDbU
17:55:58 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Federal Office of Road Safety's Wear-A-Helmet campaign (Australian ad, 1987)"
18:02:23 <knfbny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQBc2dmUiHs
18:02:25 <youtube> Youtube Title: "NSW Milk ad early 90s"
18:02:33 <knfbny> ONE BIG GLASS KEEPS ME GOIN' ALL NIGHT
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20:45:20 <AG_WORK> ok
20:45:32 <NanaBonana> your still at work?
20:45:39 <AG_WORK> yeah..
21:12:52 <knfbny> ffffriday nite mumrooters
21:17:20 <AG_WORK> mum rooters.. wtf
21:23:45 <AG_WORK> NanaBonana up to t in SD TV atm..
21:23:51 <NanaBonana> k
21:23:58 <NanaBonana> TS server has fucked over a bit
21:24:03 <NanaBonana> everyone can kick everyone
21:24:07 <NanaBonana> ¬¬
21:24:10 <AG_WORK> lol whut
21:24:18 <NanaBonana> and i cant edit groups even though im on the same level of power
21:24:38 <NanaBonana> so im doing shit t give us power level 9001
21:24:54 <ashley> :]
21:26:18 <AG_WORK> reboot the server when you can NanaBonana
21:26:22 <AG_WORK> please and thank you
21:26:29 <NanaBonana> its not with the server...
21:26:38 <NanaBonana> its the teamspeak update i did the other day
21:27:08 <AG_WORK> oh true..
21:27:16 <AG_WORK> fuck!!
21:27:19 <AG_WORK> thats BS!
21:27:25 <NanaBonana> i know
21:27:27 <NanaBonana> fucking shit
21:27:41 <NanaBonana> and this shit to update permissions with the server wuery thing is fucking lame
21:28:08 <AG_WORK> lucky i have pro spec TS tech
21:28:50 <NanaBonana> im thinking i might just login to the server and use a proper sqlite editor on the server
21:28:59 <AG_WORK> go for it!
21:29:24 <NanaBonana> fuck... there is 86 people on TOG
21:29:25 <AG_WORK> you have the password etc
21:29:32 <AG_WORK> yeah no kidding..
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21:46:21 <NanaBonana> so... AG_WORK should i wait until there are less people on the other server?
21:46:32 <AG_WORK> yeah please
21:47:26 <AG_WORK> im preloading Black Ops at work.. :D
21:47:36 <NanaBonana> =D
21:48:04 <AG_WORK> i know.. im super excited
21:48:12 <NanaBonana> fucking cant wait
21:48:18 <AG_WORK> i know right..
21:48:40 <NanaBonana> im going to az's place after the launch and staying up all night playing the game
21:48:42 <NanaBonana> =D
21:48:47 <AG_WORK> very nice :D!
21:49:02 <NanaBonana> then go home sometime during the day and wait for my key
21:49:09 <NanaBonana> that is if i dont get the key right away
21:49:09 <AG_WORK> hahaha.. i see
21:49:15 <AG_WORK> yeah
21:51:10 <NanaBonana> "Current Release Date: November 9th, 2010 at 7AM PST." from the direct2drive website...
21:51:15 <NanaBonana> so looks like i am waiting a while
21:51:27 <AG_WORK> hahahaha.. 12:00:01am for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:54:10 <NanaBonana> fucking 1am wednesday!
21:54:11 <NanaBonana> ]=
22:28:46 <Joori> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh4uK3YHsNQ&feature=related
22:28:48 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Real Demonic Possession from Ouija Board UN-EDITED VERSION"
22:29:04 <AG_WORK> wtf Joori
22:29:13 <Joori> trippy shit man
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22:35:11 <Joori> in other news, i finally got round to watching the social network
22:35:20 <AG_WORK> good hey!
22:35:33 <NanaBonana> fucking epic
22:35:37 <Joori> was pretty meh overall. but it did make me go and research how many servers facebook and other companies utilize afterwards :P
22:36:17 <Joori> i think the best part was when mark and eduardo hook up with the asian chick and her friend
22:36:32 <Joori> i was like "yeah i'd fap all over her and shit on her chest"
22:37:35 <knfbny> do you reckon i could pretend to be a farmer and get in on that farmer needs a wife show
22:37:47 <knfbny> you seen that shit? by the end of it they have like 4 bitches each wanting to fuck them
22:38:09 <AG_WORK> you could use the last ep as a porno
22:38:16 <AG_WORK> 1 farmer 4 bitches
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22:39:09 <Joori> not to mention what goes on when the cameras stop rolling
22:40:28 <knfbny> when have i ever had the opportunity to let a woman know that i am dating 3 other women and she needs to be on her best behaviour because next time im on TV im potentially going to dump her
22:42:19 <Joori> lol
22:42:42 <loltraktor> wut
22:43:04 <Joori> nic loves boongs
22:43:19 <loltraktor> BOONG
22:43:20 <loltraktor> :\
22:43:27 <knfbny> dude
22:43:37 <knfbny> you cant say shit to me about boongs
22:43:46 * loltraktor shrugs
22:43:47 <knfbny> like no shit right
22:43:49 <loltraktor> I just walked in
22:43:53 <knfbny> remember Tania^, Joori ?
22:43:58 <knfbny> you know what im talkin about!
22:44:04 <loltraktor> she boong right?
22:44:07 <knfbny> she scanned her vagina! fuck!
22:44:24 <Joori> rofl scanned her vagina! wtf
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22:44:43 <loltraktor> vaginacode
22:44:44 <knfbny> she DID, how many cones did you smoke not to remember that ?
22:44:48 <knfbny> she DID and there was persperation
22:46:48 <Joori> what the... i dont even
22:46:56 <Joori> where's this pic, i wanna see it now :(
22:47:02 <Joori> i feel like a fap
22:47:06 <Joori> a boong fap
22:47:33 <knfbny> LOLL
22:47:46 <loltraktor> LOOOOOOL
22:47:50 <loltraktor> boongfappage
22:48:01 <knfbny> i was at the pub one night
22:48:02 <knfbny> actually
22:48:04 <knfbny> nevermind
22:48:40 <Joori> do tell
22:48:55 <Joori> i leant closer to read the text better
22:49:11 <knfbny> to make a long story short,
22:49:13 <Joori> one hand on my fap tool and the other rubbing my nipples
22:49:16 <knfbny> the story ends with
22:49:23 <knfbny> thats when i know SHE WANTS TO FUCK
22:49:30 <Joori> lololol
22:50:36 <loltraktor> coonfuck
22:50:37 <loltraktor> ?
22:51:14 Join: shads ([email protected]) to #scoutlan
22:51:48 <Joori> i wanna start a site..kinda like BangBus but call it BoonBus. go around pickin up boongs (they'd be easy since u can just offer them a pack of smokes or a cask of wine) and get some random dude to bang them, then dump them somewhere and chuck the smokes or the cask of wine at them as you're driving off
22:51:54 <Joori> BoongBus.com !
22:52:18 <loltraktor> BOONGBUS
22:52:25 <loltraktor> i cant help it, i is bleck bro
22:53:02 <knfbny> bath time kids, quick get in www.techphoria.org/4ch/1270798849670.jpg
22:53:19 <Joori> rofl nic
22:53:29 <loltraktor> better shut that lid
22:53:36 <loltraktor> push it down a hill
22:53:40 <Joori> http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2009/05/14/whos-got-the-most-web-servers/
22:54:06 <Joori> wtf would u get each server to do, seriously... i dont even... :o
22:54:18 <knfbny> the planet is a beast
22:54:49 <Joori> server1 handle http requests.. server2 handle CDN.. server3 to 3484723894723842374923748239 handle porn storage
22:55:07 <loltraktor> porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
22:55:07 <loltraktor> :D
22:55:09 Quit: Hard`Yakka ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:55:17 <loltraktor> Hark`Boong
22:55:19 <loltraktor> lols
22:55:19 <loltraktor> hark
22:55:21 <loltraktor> wtf
22:55:25 <knfbny> hark
22:55:26 <loltraktor> bleh long day today
22:55:29 <loltraktor> :\
22:55:30 <loltraktor> :S
22:55:34 <knfbny> LOL!@$%
22:55:37 <loltraktor> kinda over it
22:55:42 <loltraktor> 3482093482390432
22:55:43 <loltraktor> weojrpoejar
22:55:44 <loltraktor> acvzxcvzxv
22:55:47 <loltraktor> sfdasdfsfssdfdsf
22:55:49 <loltraktor> :D
22:55:50 <knfbny> . , - ' ` ` ' - , . . , - ' ` ` ' - , . FEK . , - ' ` ` ' - , . . , - ' ` ` ' - , .
22:55:55 <loltraktor> FARRRRRK
22:56:03 <loltraktor> fuck
22:56:11 <loltraktor> kafkfkrekarak
22:56:14 <knfbny> ashley will turn up soon and start talking shit because drunk
22:56:17 <loltraktor> yeh
22:56:21 <loltraktor> difference is though
22:56:24 * loltraktor isn't drunk
22:56:25 <loltraktor> :D
22:56:41 <knfbny> good boy >.<
22:56:46 <loltraktor> :D
22:56:57 <knfbny> cant be any worse than freax talkin shit when he's drunk
22:57:16 <loltraktor> nah he talks for the sake of talking
22:57:27 <loltraktor> I talk because I try to get some kind of reaction out of people
22:57:29 <loltraktor> like a hi or something
22:57:30 <knfbny> thats because he lives in a shed
22:57:33 <loltraktor> I'LL SMASH YOU
22:57:35 <loltraktor> something like that
22:57:42 <loltraktor> yeh :\
22:57:45 <loltraktor> sheds r le ghey
22:57:48 <Joori> i wanna be like mark zuckerberg and have billions of dollars for making something slightly different to the regular shit out there. but alas, i can't code and whatever i've learnt of php i've forgotten. soooooooooo need to get myself a dedi again. would love to play with it like the good old days
22:57:53 <knfbny> i lived in a shed for a bit it was .. a shed
22:58:11 <knfbny> just get a vps
22:58:17 <loltraktor> vps ftw
22:58:20 <knfbny> you can get cheap vps for like $20
22:58:30 <knfbny> or loltraktor will give you a shell account on his mail server
22:58:52 <loltraktor> sif
22:59:12 <loltraktor> NOSOUP4U
22:59:13 <loltraktor> k
22:59:15 <loltraktor> im hungry
22:59:20 <loltraktor> what am I having for dinner tonight
22:59:29 <knfbny> http://www.burstnetworks.com.au/servers
22:59:33 <knfbny> virtual dedi
22:59:48 <knfbny> 10gb storage, 20gb storage, 256mb dedicated ram, 1 ip address
22:59:50 <knfbny> $19/month
22:59:56 <Joori> but im greedy, i don't like to share. and all the vps's i've had access to were admin'd by noob boongs who like to overload the main server and have the shit crash causing a required reboot :|
23:00:41 Join: Hard`Yakka ([email protected]) to #scoutlan
23:00:57 <Joori> take aceshells for example. those boongs restart the vps more times than they change their undies. but im only paying 4 pound a month for a gay shell anyway. be nice if it was a bit more reliable
23:00:58 <Joori> :o
23:01:06 <knfbny> the guys who run ausgamers.com just started mammothvps.com.au
23:01:19 <knfbny> i have reasonably reasonable reason to believe that they arent noob admins
23:01:26 <knfbny> and they have very cheap virtual dedicated servers
23:01:33 <knfbny> they dont allow porn though so i guess that counts that out
23:01:44 <knfbny> fuck i dunno man, you are hard to please
23:03:48 <Joori> as long as my sack gets sucked i probably wouldn't mind a vps. dedi ftw tho. i've been eyein' sh3lls.net out for quite some time. those darn paki's/indians had some rad uptimes on their shell/vps boxes. over 1000 days on some of em! - but their dedi's are a bit umm exy
23:04:13 <Joori> mate of mine had a dedi with fdc, it rocked for 49bux a month heh.. but i went offline and he canned the box :(
23:06:48 <Joori> ima start TWIKSWTF.com Thats When I Know She Wants To Fuck - and people will be all like "Dude have u been to Twix-WTF ?!? it's like the coolest shit since shitting on ur gf's chest and rubbing it in!"
23:07:08 * loltraktor burps
23:07:11 <knfbny> hahahaha
23:07:41 <knfbny> luckily, beforehand, i had gulped down the sip of coke i had taken before i read that, otherwise the rest of my night might have been spent cleaning my monitors
23:07:45 <NanaBonana> hey knfbny.. whats that thing you can setup with irc and that... we were talking about it like a while ago
23:07:57 <loltraktor> hahahaha
23:08:06 <loltraktor> bnc
23:08:06 <loltraktor> :D
23:08:11 <knfbny> what do you mean NB?
23:08:21 <knfbny> integration with the scoutlan website ?
23:08:25 <NanaBonana> no
23:08:31 <NanaBonana> so that i dont get as many DCs
23:08:33 <NanaBonana> like
23:08:40 <Joori> bnc
23:08:47 <NanaBonana> yeah
23:08:48 <NanaBonana> that
23:08:52 <Joori> like what im on, but my host is rather retarded
23:08:53 * loltraktor rolls eyes
23:09:00 <Joori> so i still dc every once in a while :o
23:09:23 <knfbny> i dunno, was i drunk at the time? i dont remember .. i wasnt talking about BNC though
23:09:31 <Joori> znc ftw
23:09:32 <NanaBonana> you were
23:09:40 <NanaBonana> i dont know if you were drunk
23:09:46 <NanaBonana> but... when arent you drunk?!
23:09:58 <knfbny> yes
23:10:11 <knfbny> i could probably setup a bnc on the scoutlan box that you can bounce into
23:10:12 <Joori> bnc is so 1980 and psybnc is so 1990 znc is so two thousand and fuckin' infinity
23:10:21 <NanaBonana> awesome
23:10:28 <knfbny> the other thing you could try, before that, is connecting on a different port
23:10:42 <NanaBonana> yeah i could try that
23:10:47 <loltraktor> two thousand and fuckin infinity
23:10:48 <NanaBonana> like what port..?
23:10:48 <Joori> 6969 is good. it's the universal sex0r port
23:10:59 <knfbny> i dont listen on that port
23:11:36 <Joori> go default 31337
23:11:36 <Joori> :P
23:11:38 <knfbny> 6666, 6667, 6668 or 7000 which is the ssl port
23:11:42 <knfbny> the default is 6667
23:11:49 <Joori> no i meant bnc wise
23:11:57 <knfbny> pretty much everyone connects on 6667
23:12:11 <NanaBonana> ima try 6666...
23:12:11 <knfbny> 10:06p *** CONNECT: Client connecting on port 6667: [email protected] [110.32.123.224] [I See Hell In Your Eyes!]
23:12:12 <knfbny> 10:07p *** CONNECT: Client connecting on port 6667: [email protected] [175.33.166.137] [New Now Know How]
23:12:18 <knfbny> 10:12p *** CONNECT: Client connecting on port 6667: [email protected] [123.2.171.66] [smitty]
23:12:20 <knfbny> etc
23:12:23 <NanaBonana> next time a dc i will change over to that
23:12:27 <Joori> unless they're newfags or snob fags who are all like "o0o0o0o ESS ESS ELLLLLLLL CONNEKSHIONNNNNNN"
23:12:32 <NanaBonana> and then run my torrents up like a mofo
23:13:02 <loltraktor> seize seize seize seize!
23:13:02 <loltraktor> :D
23:13:25 <NanaBonana> tbh knfbny i think its my router...
23:13:38 <NanaBonana> it just closes the irc connection with it has too many other
23:13:50 <knfbny> i had bad connectivity issues until i replaced my router most recently, and its been rock solid ever since
23:14:06 <NanaBonana> i got a dlink DSL-2740B
23:14:22 <Joori> same
23:14:27 <Joori> my router is shitenhousen
23:14:29 <knfbny> like when i was doing 1.9MB/sec down IRC was still connected, but the traffic was a bit .. jittery
23:14:30 <Joori> needs replacing
23:14:53 <NanaBonana> im amazed mine hasnt disconnected recently
23:15:12 <knfbny> this must be its way of thanking you for the connection upgrade; must have been getting bored
23:15:18 <NanaBonana> haha
23:15:31 <Joori> mine does when im torrenting hard. atm im only pulling in about 20k on an old torrent so it's doing fine and not shitting itself
23:15:32 <NanaBonana> let me try right now... will start up all my torrents ;o
23:15:43 <Joori> might go into the pc store and buy a new one tomorrow :|
23:15:49 <knfbny> billion is awesome
23:16:36 <NanaBonana> ok now running 32 torrents... with DHT on
23:16:43 <Joori> really need some good advice on modem routers.. so many out there now and every fag is alike "BROOOOOWWWWWWWW BI DA "insert some rice brand router" ITZ DA BEZT I SWEREEEE!"
23:16:56 <knfbny> billion is awesome
23:17:13 <Joori> then i'll buy a billion
23:17:39 <knfbny> i did a lot of research before i bought
23:17:58 <knfbny> ive always had netgear before then, but the new wireless N models people were complaining about heat related issues
23:18:05 <Joori> thats the thing, i've been researching for weeks now and billions pop up but so do the umm netgear something or other and the DLINK
23:18:09 <knfbny> and there were also some really bad complaints about linksys
23:18:23 <Joori> yeah i heard about linksys
23:19:00 <knfbny> linksys is like the home brand version of cisco, and some of their products are good, but i just heard about bad performance over wireless
23:19:21 <Joori> someone was telling me to get a draytek
23:19:24 <Joori> or w/e it's called
23:19:30 <Joori> but fuck me it's exy
23:19:31 <NanaBonana> time for some cod!
23:19:43 <Joori> and fuck the pc store doesn't stock billions!
23:19:49 <Joori> omfg emo stab!
23:23:33 <Joori> http://arc.com.au/pub.php?pid=36513&p=product
23:23:35 <Joori> :|
23:39:34 <Joori> newfa.gs
23:39:35 <Joori> A$35.00/yr
23:39:47 <Joori> winner winner chicken dinner!
23:48:36 <knfbny> www.mwave.com.au
23:48:40 <knfbny> thats where i bought my billion
23:50:24 <knfbny> ahh i worked out why that billion is so expensive
23:50:27 <knfbny> dual wan
23:50:38 <knfbny> and gigabit switch
23:51:31 <Joori> im just after 4port ethernet and wireless mainly
23:51:34 <Joori> nothing too flash
23:51:38 <Joori> i don't use voip anyway
23:52:04 <knfbny> id recommend mwave, ive bought quite a bit of stuff from them
23:52:08 <knfbny> and they have been reasonably priced
23:52:11 <knfbny> plus they are in NSW
23:52:15 <knfbny> in nicholas st ;D
23:52:59 <knfbny> http://www.mwave.com.au/sku-46040191-Billion_BiPAC_7300N_Draft_802_11n_ADSL2+_Broadband_Router_with_SPI_Firewall_QoS_
23:53:02 <knfbny> thats the one i got
23:54:25 <knfbny> there is this one for $99 on special
23:54:26 <knfbny> http://www.mwave.com.au/sku-46040294-Billion_BiPAC_7300G_RA_ADSL2+_Firewall_Router_with_QoS_and_EZSO_4_Ports_802_11g_
23:54:27 <Joori> i was gonna say this one looks a winner
23:54:28 <Joori> http://www.mwave.com.au/sku-46040429-Billion_BiPAC_5200N_RC_802_11n_ADSL+_Firewall_Router_-_4_Ethernet_Ports_-_300Mbp
23:54:46 <knfbny> oh yeah that looks good
23:57:43 <Joori> yeah i'll prob get the 5200N
23:58:16 <knfbny> there is a hidden section in billion routers in the interface
23:58:23 <knfbny> there's no link to it, you need to know the URL
23:58:39 <knfbny> when you get to it, if you type in the IP address of your buddy's billion, the two modems transform and make meganets
23:58:59 <Joori> rofl
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