// #scoutlan — 2010-10-28
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07:29:31 <AG_WORK> morning all
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08:22:37 <DerSaidin> moin
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08:45:01 <AG_WORK> wazzup
08:52:33 <+ashley> WORKIN ON THE NIGHT TRAINNNNNNN
09:04:52 <AG_WORK> awesome..
09:04:57 <AG_WORK> so its bed time soon
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10:31:29 <NanaBonana> morning internets
10:32:17 <loltraktor> moaning
10:33:39 <AG_WORK> yello
11:04:13 <NanaBonana> "The Social Network DVDSCR XviD-NoSCR"
11:12:48 <AG_WORK> really!!!
11:12:53 <AG_WORK> OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! getting
11:20:40 <NanaBonana> there is also another one...
11:20:54 <NanaBonana> but i think they would be about the same
11:21:15 <+ashley> im so tired i could cry
11:21:19 <+ashley> if i didnt have so much fucking work on
11:24:35 <AG_WORK> i know the feeling
11:37:03 <NanaBonana> nic / knifebunny : http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/culture-jamming-graffiti-theyve-been-here-forever.jpg
11:39:25 <NanaBonana> FAIL http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/128889679735020060.jpg
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13:57:44 <AG_WORK> can someone kill me?
13:58:02 <NanaBonana> but what about saturday!
13:58:30 <AG_WORK> ill give you the keys so you can have the party at my place
13:58:36 <NanaBonana> woo
13:58:38 <NanaBonana> although
13:58:45 <NanaBonana> i have no way of getting there then
14:00:20 <AG_WORK> that could be a problem
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15:41:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o knfbny
16:42:59 <NanaBonana> knfbny...
16:43:06 <knfbny> Hello
16:43:10 <NanaBonana> http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/culture-jamming-graffiti-theyve-been-here-forever.jpg
16:43:29 <knfbny> haha
16:43:32 <knfbny> thats so boss
16:43:35 <NanaBonana> yup
17:13:49 <+ashley> im the boss
17:13:52 <+ashley> send faxes
17:13:55 <+ashley> like a boss
17:14:54 <knfbny> responding to support tickets
17:14:56 <knfbny> like a boss
17:15:48 <Stardrifter> lols
17:16:01 <Stardrifter> i'm havin party at my place this weekend ^_^
17:16:15 <knfbny> responding to support tickets
17:16:21 <knfbny> like a level one tech support guy who doesnt get paid enough
17:16:25 <knfbny> fuck =[
17:17:12 <knfbny> by "im having party at my place this weekend ^_^" do you mean "hey guys im having a party, how many of you are coming and how many pizzas should we get? :D"
17:20:16 <Stardrifter> it was more of a
17:20:26 <Stardrifter> suffer in ur jocks ya dunno where i live sorta deal
17:21:31 <Stardrifter> on accounta
17:21:36 <Stardrifter> i'm not a very nice person
17:23:36 <Stardrifter> eh
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17:28:05 <knfbny> lol?
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18:16:11 <knfbny> shouldnt have quit
18:16:15 <knfbny> that was a noob move
18:16:26 <Stardrifter> ?
18:16:29 <knfbny> whats your address im coming over with wine on the weekend
18:16:36 <knfbny> how many pizzas should we get?
18:16:38 <Stardrifter> restartin for teh updatin
18:16:45 <Stardrifter> wine?
18:16:50 <Stardrifter> don't make me hurt u
18:16:52 <knfbny> ok scotch then
18:16:58 <Stardrifter> hah
18:17:03 <knfbny> you've sold me on it
18:17:07 <Stardrifter> i'm getting awesome pizzas for folks
18:19:02 <knfbny> if i come over then you could say that you are getting pizza for awesome folks!
18:19:30 <Stardrifter> heh
18:22:03 <Stardrifter> i'll prolly have another in ~ a month if this goes down well
18:22:47 <Stardrifter> prolly throw out a few invites to olks in here then
18:23:04 <Stardrifter> folks*
18:23:46 <Stardrifter> but eh
18:24:05 <Stardrifter> ppl have a tendancy to not show up to mah shit anywho :P
18:24:11 <+ashley> :]
18:25:46 <+ashley> lol
18:33:45 <knfbny> im a pretty bad drunk
18:33:45 <knfbny> i talk more shit than i normally talk, and i cant play pool for shit
18:44:51 <Joori> u fap more
18:45:04 <Joori> FAP-O-RAMA!
18:45:11 <knfbny> FAPPURDAY
18:45:52 <Joori> i fap pretty good. fap so hard that my fapping starts fapping
18:46:52 <knfbny> do you sometimes collect the products of your fap in case that you might need it sometimes
18:46:59 <knfbny> I CERTAINLY DONT
18:47:02 <Joori> Yo dawg, i herd yew like to fap, so we put a fapping in your fapping so u can fap while you fap!
18:47:27 <Joori> i know a lot of chicks that would. seen some pretty big turkey basters in their bed side table draws
18:47:37 <Joori> like, why have it there when it belongs IN THE KITCHEN!
18:47:42 <knfbny> woah what
18:47:48 <knfbny> oh my god
18:47:58 <knfbny> im laughing out loud and people at work at looking at me like "what man whats to funny"
18:48:05 <knfbny> but i dont think it is appropriate to repeat this conversation
18:48:09 <knfbny> in fact i might just /clear it
18:48:17 * Joori repastes
18:48:20 <Joori> lulz
18:50:36 <Joori> http://idale.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tp1-420x322.jpg
18:50:37 <Joori> >:D
18:51:09 <knfbny> 8-|
18:54:51 <Joori> http://www.thecelebrityautopsy.com/Octomom.htm
18:54:52 <Joori> dude
18:54:53 <Joori> fucking
18:54:55 <Joori> LMFAO
18:54:57 <Joori> !!
18:54:59 <Joori> SFW btw
18:55:00 <Joori> :)
18:55:04 <+ashley> no work today knfbny?
18:57:06 <AG_HOME> play with me!!!!
18:59:56 <AG_HOME> he should be working!!
19:00:06 <knfbny> what
19:00:07 <knfbny> im working
19:00:14 <knfbny> hello
19:00:28 <knfbny> this is nic speaking, i am from the internet
19:00:32 <knfbny> how can i assist you today
19:00:40 <+ashley> LULZ
19:00:48 <+ashley> have you tried rebooting it
19:01:01 <AG_HOME> i love the internet
19:01:09 <knfbny> whats that? sure you can speak to my supervisor *hold music*
19:01:18 <knfbny> hello this is supervisor nic from the internet, sorry about the other guy he is new here
19:01:45 <knfbny> gremlins in the toilet? yes we have that problem here too
19:02:02 <knfbny> deal-with-it.jpg
19:02:26 <Joori> Hi Nic, my gf has this huge turkey baster in her bed side table draw... i dunno why it's there but everytime i ask her about it, she says it's none of my business.. oddly enough there is some strange white residue in it. Do you know what it is?
19:02:30 <AG_HOME> oh wtf!!!
19:03:28 <knfbny> O_O
19:03:33 <+ashley> my swim teacher told me if i fap in a pool and another chxi is in there that she will get preg
19:03:42 <+ashley> i told her we'll see how she looks in 6 months
19:03:48 <+ashley> she wasnt lauighing anywhere near as much asme
19:05:34 <Joori> rofl
19:10:53 <knfbny> LOL
19:10:57 <knfbny> u guize!
19:11:47 <knfbny> AG_HOME
19:11:51 <AG_HOME> knfbny
19:11:55 <AG_HOME> wazzup
19:11:57 <knfbny> i think morgan has a secret
19:12:05 <AG_HOME> whats the secret
19:12:12 <knfbny> i think it was his birthday earlier this week
19:12:19 <AG_HOME> lolz wut
19:12:22 <AG_HOME> facebook k go!
19:12:27 <knfbny> i checked facebook
19:12:30 <knfbny> there is no news
19:12:37 <knfbny> what do
19:12:49 <AG_HOME> fuuuuuuuuuu..
19:12:55 <AG_HOME> ring your pal dirkwoods
19:12:57 <AG_HOME> he would know
19:13:10 <knfbny> i dont have any pals that go by that name
19:13:31 <knfbny> though a friend of mine called elliot has a pal called dirkwood
19:13:33 <AG_HOME> oh i thought you had a friend by that name..
19:13:34 <knfbny> is that who you mean?
19:13:43 <AG_HOME> oh yes..
19:13:45 <AG_HOME> sorry..
19:13:49 <knfbny> dats it, im calling
19:13:52 <AG_HOME> hurhhahahahah
19:14:00 <AG_HOME> i dont have my mobiles on me :D
19:14:11 <AG_HOME> call me on my home phone if you need a good time
19:14:13 <knfbny> whats for dinner
19:14:32 <knfbny> there is food in the fridge but im not sure if its safe
19:14:37 <knfbny> i had to eat easy mac last night
19:15:54 <AG_HOME> woahahaha
19:15:58 <AG_HOME> food is never safe..
19:16:24 <knfbny> i wonder if shortcut is tryin to have dinner with me
19:16:34 <AG_HOME> haha i think so!
19:16:41 <knfbny> 8-|
19:17:57 <knfbny> what a sooky sally
19:18:42 <AG_HOME> never answeres my calls..
19:18:51 <AG_HOME> full sooky sue
19:20:12 <AG_HOME> Joori.. Do you have sex with strangers?
19:20:54 <Joori> i'd like to
19:21:26 <Joori> wait, i do.. Nic was my last fuck buddy
19:21:45 <AG_HOME> oh ok..
19:21:49 <knfbny> one time i was on messenger
19:21:54 <knfbny> and some chick msg me say hello
19:21:55 <AG_HOME> hurhahahhaha
19:21:58 <knfbny> and i didnt know who it was
19:22:02 <AG_HOME> this is going to be awesome@
19:22:04 <AG_HOME> !!
19:22:08 <AG_HOME> im sitting ready
19:22:11 <knfbny> and it turns out it was some chick from austnet who added me to msn ages ago but i deleted her
19:22:14 * AG_HOME gets closer to the screen
19:22:15 <knfbny> so i was talkin to her
19:22:28 <knfbny> and i started tuning her for like a month or two
19:22:30 <knfbny> and im there
19:22:47 <knfbny> and one weekend she was like hey were having pizza and drinks you can come around if you like my parents are gone for the weekend
19:22:53 <knfbny> so i rocked up with a bottle of scotch
19:23:08 <knfbny> and her friend who was up from sydney was fat and annoying .. did i mention she was a vegetarian?
19:23:20 <knfbny> i won at pool
19:23:26 <Joori> but u boned them both anyway didn't ya
19:23:28 <knfbny> and then later on everyone was going to bed
19:23:31 <knfbny> so she took me to bed and i fucked her
19:23:44 <knfbny> and when i woke up in the morning i was like "what the fuck is this" and ran away and when i got home i blocked her on MSN
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19:24:43 <Joori> dude, i hope u checked for a turkey baster
19:24:55 <Joori> else you could be up shit creek without a paddle
19:26:28 <Joori> http://www.thecelebrityautopsy.com/Octomom/Pregnant%20Octomom.jpg
19:26:30 <Joori> that was her aye
19:26:58 <knfbny> fuck you
19:27:02 <knfbny> i was about to have dinner
19:27:06 <knfbny> why you gotta be like that man
19:27:32 <AG_HOME> fuck Joori
19:27:40 <AG_HOME> im going to fap now.. brb
19:28:07 <Joori> lmfao
19:28:13 <Joori> u want fap material
19:28:15 <Joori> http://www.mynaughtystory.com/fiction/stuffed_pussy.jpg
19:28:16 <Joori> there u go
19:28:19 <Joori> NSFW
19:28:25 <Joori> but Nic don't care, he's a rebel!
19:28:31 <Joori> clickety click click!
19:28:38 <knfbny> im clickan
19:28:47 <knfbny> mynaughtystory.com
19:28:52 <knfbny> awesome
19:28:58 <knfbny> thats one wet puss
19:29:07 <AG_HOME> shit yeah..
19:29:10 <knfbny> stir fry for dinner
19:29:12 <AG_HOME> thanks Joori
19:29:16 <knfbny> i am gaining hunger again now
19:30:09 <Joori> lol u guyz
19:30:47 <Joori> http://www.herkinkyporn.com/wp-content/2010/02/baster_fucking.jpg
19:30:49 <Joori> im so fapping
19:30:55 <Joori> FAP-O-RAMA
19:31:03 <knfbny> NO.
19:32:46 * AG_HOME ticks box to fapping over bad Joori link
19:33:21 * knfbny chews on the tick box, then kicks the box over the fence
19:33:58 <GrEmLiNz> duude, thats not cool
19:34:19 <Joori> http://4couples.nicebodvideos.com/Nasty+Couple+Pudding+Enema+Experiment+In+The+Shower+With+John+X+And+Dazri.php
19:34:20 <Joori> LOL
19:34:28 <Joori> man the world is full of freaks wtf
19:34:33 <knfbny> guys can we
19:34:41 <knfbny> i mean, ugh
19:34:48 <knfbny> jesus
19:35:03 <Joori> lololololololollllllllllllllllllll
19:35:38 <Az> thats just fucked up
19:35:58 <AG_HOME> Joori i have already ticked the box.. i cant go again soo soon
19:36:17 <Az> you need at least 10 - 30mins dont you gibbo
19:36:46 <AG_HOME> shit yeah
19:37:59 <loltraktor> ello all
19:38:10 <AG_HOME> loltraktor wazzzup
19:38:27 <loltraktor> not much mate just sitting at work about to packup and head home
19:38:35 <AG_HOME> right on..
19:38:50 <AG_HOME> fun and games awaits!
19:39:14 <loltraktor> yep well dishes and crap everywhere though
19:39:25 <loltraktor> gonna drill some ass when I get home
19:39:38 <loltraktor> CLEAN UP THIS SHIZENHOUSEN
19:39:39 <loltraktor> kgo
19:39:43 <loltraktor> something like that
19:44:38 <knfbny> i had this girlfriend that was really bad when she was drunk, used to stumble around and talk bullshit, and it was mostly annoying
19:44:49 <knfbny> annoying it was also, how horny she would get when she was drunk
19:44:58 <knfbny> but she was never attractive when she was drunk, it was not a good look
19:45:17 <knfbny> i was the designated driver one time she wanted to go to a friends 30th birthday party
19:45:35 <knfbny> typical it was for her to have three or four drinks and be off her face, so i had to convince her she was too out of it and that we had to go home
19:45:46 <knfbny> the people at the party werent all that interesting to me anyway
19:45:59 <knfbny> and so of course she was horny as a result of being drunk
19:46:15 <knfbny> so i ended up fucking her in the back of the corolla out the front of the party, and she fell asleep in the car on the drive home
19:46:25 <knfbny> then i stayed up all night playing world of warcraft, it was great
19:46:26 <AG_HOME> nice work knfbny
19:46:56 <AG_HOME> its just like that time i full worked a girl on my window sill so everone could see it
19:47:36 <knfbny> LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
19:47:45 <knfbny> AG_HOME; /colourfun your-word-goes-here
19:48:06 <AG_HOME> boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
19:51:46 <AG_HOME> fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
19:53:12 <knfbny> my first girlfriend was a bit of a horny bitch too
19:53:23 <knfbny> when i was 15 i lost my virginity to her
19:53:34 <knfbny> we used to goto the movies and shit and hang out
19:53:45 <knfbny> one time we went to toombul we said we were going to go to a movie to our parents
19:53:54 <knfbny> and instead we walked around looking for a place to fuck
19:54:02 <knfbny> we ended up settling for the stair case in a carpark, fun times
19:54:12 <knfbny> especially afterwards when we were walking away and we noticed there was a security camera
19:54:18 <knfbny> haha, that dude must have had a fun night
20:00:27 <Joori> -19:55:33- (@knfbny) we used to goto the movies and shit and hang out <-- how cool u shit together. thats epic right there, winrar and +1 internetz for yew nicasaurus!
20:02:27 <knfbny> LOL
20:04:50 <knfbny> nacho cheese easy mac is shit
20:16:40 <AG_HOME> chicken kievs mashed patato and vegies!
20:16:48 <loltraktor> hmmm
20:16:52 <loltraktor> what to have for dinner
20:17:00 <AG_HOME> yer
20:25:24 <Joori> im havin steak
20:53:01 <AG_HOME> knfbny Morgy is on fb chat!
20:53:06 <AG_HOME> K GO GO GO GO GO!
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