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// #scoutlan — 2010-10-16

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00:03:19 * noongah_Patrol slaps Nic around a bit with a large trout
00:03:44 <loltraktor> noongah eh
00:03:59 <noongah_Patrol> unna
00:04:04 <loltraktor> dat der
00:04:09 <loltraktor> u coon?
00:04:15 <noongah_Patrol> dun be racis
00:04:22 <loltraktor> pfft
00:04:23 <noongah_Patrol> mak u winyarn der wite cun t
00:04:28 <loltraktor> bring it
00:04:42 <noongah_Patrol> unkle bindi bust ur ole wid his big noongah nulla nulla
00:04:50 <loltraktor> dat der coon der
00:04:55 <loltraktor> he big kunt
00:07:18 <noongah_Patrol> ye
00:07:20 <noongah_Patrol> he der
00:07:27 <noongah_Patrol> e knoc any wite cunt out
00:07:31 <noongah_Patrol> mungo uppacut
00:08:00 <loltraktor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LpHLmYUDe4&feature=related
00:08:02 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Noongah kid Part 2"
00:08:35 <loltraktor> he fuckin big kunt der
00:08:41 <loltraktor> smash any kunt
00:11:28 Nick: knifebunny1 is now known as knifebunny
00:11:44 <loltraktor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLUsWfCH7Ys&feature=related
00:11:46 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Crazy Noonga - Hungry Jacks"
00:12:29 <loltraktor> bro
00:14:57 * noongah_Patrol slaps knifebunny around a bit with a large trout
00:15:20 <knifebunny> sup noongah_Patrol
00:15:47 <loltraktor> dat der
00:15:50 <loltraktor> noongah_Patrol
00:15:54 <loltraktor> u noongah?
00:17:14 <noongah_Patrol> been at pu8b mate
00:17:18 <noongah_Patrol> what bout u
00:17:22 <noongah_Patrol> shoulda come out fpor a beer
00:17:32 <noongah_Patrol> knifebunny
00:17:36 <loltraktor> Knife.
00:17:39 <noongah_Patrol> show ya me mates shed mate
00:18:08 <loltraktor> dat big cunt der
00:18:13 <loltraktor> with de shed
00:18:21 <loltraktor> he got an ea in it
00:18:23 <loltraktor> big v8
00:19:26 <noongah_Patrol> http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs406.ash2/68444_133773746675028_100001272094599_237005_2440686_n.jpg
00:19:32 <noongah_Patrol> that my mates shed knifebunny
00:19:35 <noongah_Patrol> i painted that car
00:19:38 <noongah_Patrol> u should come
00:19:42 <noongah_Patrol> drink piss with us mate
00:19:44 <knifebunny> cool mate
00:19:47 <knifebunny> nah just got home
00:19:50 <knifebunny> got a bottle of scotch
00:19:54 <knifebunny> i'll be right, next time hey?
00:20:03 <loltraktor> that hq?
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00:24:33 <noongah_Patrol> hq 2 door
00:24:36 <noongah_Patrol> monaro
00:24:48 <noongah_Patrol> goin in street magazine end of year
00:25:36 <knifebunny> nice m8
00:25:37 <knifebunny> looks good
00:27:12 <noongah_Patrol> http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs824.snc4/68444_133773750008361_100001272094599_237006_1130775_n.jpg
00:27:22 <noongah_Patrol> goptta paint the windcscreen cowling black still
00:27:56 <loltraktor> that got der v8 in der
00:29:28 <noongah_Patrol> ye
00:29:30 <noongah_Patrol> shjow ya
00:30:02 <noongah_Patrol> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=237006&id=100001272094599#!/photo.php?pid=231385&id=100001272094599&fbid=132754476776955
00:32:02 <loltraktor> yeh werd
00:32:05 <loltraktor> that big cunt der
00:32:47 <noongah_Patrol> unna
00:32:48 <noongah_Patrol> e der
00:32:52 <noongah_Patrol> got super chzrger
00:32:54 <noongah_Patrol> to put on it
00:34:30 <loltraktor> yeh
00:34:31 <loltraktor> dat der
00:34:36 <loltraktor> unna der cuz
00:37:20 <noongah_Patrol> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgJeK8hyx68
00:37:22 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Video0048"
00:37:22 <noongah_Patrol> my boss
00:37:28 <noongah_Patrol> an m,alcom
00:37:31 <noongah_Patrol> malcom is funny
00:57:28 <DerSaidin> Naaaaaaaaaaaa Naaaaaa Naaaaa Na
00:57:34 <DerSaidin> ROCKLOBSTER!
01:03:39 <noongah_Patrol> fuk up
01:04:01 <loltraktor> FARK
01:10:41 <noongah_Patrol> my dick
01:10:43 <noongah_Patrol> is 1 inch
01:10:44 <noongah_Patrol> length
01:11:50 <loltraktor> my dick played on the double feature screen, yow dick went straight to dvd
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03:49:13 * noongah_Patrol slaps knifebunny around a bit with a large trout
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04:02:19 <knifebunny> :3
04:03:22 <noongah_Patrol> come out
04:03:26 <noongah_Patrol> mmonday nite bruh
04:03:32 <noongah_Patrol> he got some rum mate
04:03:34 <noongah_Patrol> home made
04:03:37 <noongah_Patrol> good shit
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04:37:42 <ash> hmmm
05:02:37 Quit: lol-work ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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09:51:41 * Joori sings happy bday to me, happy bday to me, happy bday dear joooooooooriiiiiii. happy bday to meeeeeeeeeee!
09:51:54 <Joori> hip hip, horray! hip hip horay! hip hip horay!!!
09:52:33 <Joori> for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good feeeeeeeeeeeeelllllloooooowwwwww - aannnnnnnnnd so say all of us!
09:53:09 <Joori> and so say all of us, and so say all of us, for he's a jolly good fellllowwwwwwwww, which nobody can deny!
09:53:10 <Joori> :)
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13:08:48 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYAzGDlzlc
13:08:48 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Big Booty Bitches."
13:09:06 <loltraktor> THAT NEED TO WASH UP
13:09:07 <AG_WORK> question
13:09:10 <knifebunny> I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
13:09:19 <knifebunny> WOO
13:09:25 <AG_WORK> is there a redtube channel?
13:09:26 <loltraktor> ass, titties, ass and titties
13:09:31 <knifebunny> LOL
13:09:48 <loltraktor> ass ass titties titties, ass and titties
13:10:34 * noongah_Patrol slaps knifebunny around a bit with a large trout
13:10:55 <noongah_Patrol> knife ya
13:11:18 <knifebunny> shhh
13:11:21 <loltraktor> Knife.
13:11:22 <loltraktor> :@
13:11:27 <knifebunny> i am in a meeting
13:11:33 <loltraktor> get a knife into ya son
13:12:26 <noongah_Patrol> knife up ya
13:12:34 <loltraktor> Knife.
13:12:35 <loltraktor> Knife.
13:12:39 <loltraktor> :D
13:12:42 <loltraktor> <ii> Knife.
13:12:48 <noongah_Patrol> lol
13:12:56 <noongah_Patrol> knifebunny
13:12:57 <loltraktor> snakemate
13:13:04 <noongah_Patrol> im gonna knife ya
13:13:06 <knifebunny> shhhh
13:13:11 <loltraktor> IM GONNA KNIFE YA SON
13:13:13 <loltraktor> SONNY JIM
13:13:32 <AG_WORK> knifebunny ive fully built up my workstation again
13:13:50 <noongah_Patrol> work station ?
13:14:02 <loltraktor> knife station
13:14:08 <knifebunny> surprisingly he does work, i know .. noongah_Patrol
13:14:20 <noongah_Patrol> ?
13:14:23 <knifebunny> AG_WORK; just the OS reinstall or did you replace hardware?
13:14:36 <noongah_Patrol> that aint a work station
13:14:42 <noongah_Patrol> you got a pc with a desk on it
13:14:47 <AG_WORK> add 2 old 250's install OS and Mirror
13:15:18 <noongah_Patrol> i am on the dole
13:15:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@fefdaaeb.iinet.net.au
13:15:32 Kick: noongah_Patrol was kicked by ChanOP ((knifebunny) oh fuck off)
13:15:49 <AG_WORK> who is that guy?
13:15:57 <knifebunny> a very, very annoying character
13:16:00 <knifebunny> let me assure you
13:16:00 <loltraktor> haha
13:16:02 <AG_WORK> no kidding
13:16:07 <loltraktor> hes trying to do the knife thing
13:16:10 * loltraktor shrug
13:16:11 <loltraktor> s
13:16:17 <knifebunny> he's from perth
13:16:25 <loltraktor> im from perth
13:16:26 <loltraktor> :S
13:16:27 <knifebunny> which is not a problem
13:16:32 <knifebunny> but he comes on when im getting ready for bed
13:16:37 <knifebunny> and he's all bright and sparkly
13:16:40 <loltraktor> pfft
13:16:44 <loltraktor> he should be down at the beach
13:16:51 <knifebunny> and then he tries to insult me by saying im not manly because i dont drink beer in a shed
13:16:58 <knifebunny> i think he lives in a rural area of perth
13:17:14 <knifebunny> anyway i trolled the fuck out of him one time until he gave me a photo, and yeah .. he is neither manly or good looking
13:17:22 <loltraktor> hahaha
13:17:23 <loltraktor> show us
13:17:34 <loltraktor> ill post it on a perth forum
13:17:35 <knifebunny> i didnt keep it, but he was a generic skinhead
13:17:36 <loltraktor> hahaha
13:17:41 <loltraktor> ah yeh
13:17:43 <loltraktor> standard
13:17:45 <loltraktor> white trash?
13:17:45 <AG_WORK> hahahah
13:18:02 <knifebunny> basically
13:18:13 <loltraktor> hahaha
13:18:16 <loltraktor> hahah
13:19:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o knifebunny
13:24:41 <knifebunny> pizza for breakfast
13:24:44 <knifebunny> haters gonna hate
13:24:57 <AG_WORK> very nice
13:25:25 <knifebunny> shortcut was testing the spanning tree last night
13:25:37 <knifebunny> and we broke the net for like a minute and a half
13:25:47 <AG_WORK> i saw the text messages
13:25:56 <knifebunny> and London NOC put in an emergency ticket about it like 2.53 seconds later
13:26:07 <AG_WORK> lol.. idiots
13:26:59 <knifebunny> it was okay
13:27:06 <knifebunny> shorty let me go 10 minutes early :D
13:27:14 <knifebunny> just as well, when i got home it was bucketing down
13:27:22 <AG_WORK> win!
13:27:27 <AG_WORK> early bird card..
13:27:33 <AG_WORK> i love them
13:27:50 <knifebunny> seems quiet at work today
13:28:07 <AG_WORK> yeah few little things but not bad at all
13:28:09 <knifebunny> u just playin with gigglybits
13:28:11 <knifebunny> ?
13:28:14 <AG_WORK> Saturdays are generally like that
13:28:44 <AG_WORK> im redoing machine and sorting out clients
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13:32:20 <knifebunny> hello lishy~:)
13:32:25 <knifebunny> ive been waiting for you
13:32:37 <Lish> hi
13:32:38 <Lish> excellent
13:32:39 <Lish> why
13:32:57 <knifebunny> ive been missing you baby :~(
13:33:04 <Lish> you're stupid
13:33:07 <knifebunny> hahaha
13:36:04 <Lish> truth
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13:36:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa NanaBonana NanaBonana
13:36:23 <knifebunny> Hello
13:36:30 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
13:36:32 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig) - Parry Gripp"
13:36:40 <knifebunny> im going to keep pasting this video until someone tells me how awesome it is
13:36:40 <AG_WORK> yello
13:36:48 <NanaBonana> oh hai
13:36:55 <NanaBonana> fucking power issues
13:38:32 <AG_WORK> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoQwOVAN2kk&feature=related
13:38:34 <youtube> Youtube Title: "monkey and dog"
13:39:00 <NanaBonana> gibbo, you get smallville yet?
13:39:14 <AG_WORK> i think its coming down.. not sure
13:39:15 <knifebunny> hahaha
13:39:16 <AG_WORK> looking
13:39:19 <NanaBonana> okies
13:39:52 <NanaBonana> http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/d921e2a0-b579-4932-9408-05347026c943.jpg
13:41:10 <NanaBonana> http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/56aba446-370d-44cd-8320-b4c43408f2b3.jpg
13:42:04 <NanaBonana> omg http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/128994292760664099.jpg
13:44:14 <knifebunny> hooookay
13:44:55 <knifebunny> whats with the wind today
13:44:56 <knifebunny> its nuts
13:45:00 <NanaBonana> ikr
13:45:04 <knifebunny> the house is shaking
13:45:11 <NanaBonana> pwned
13:45:15 <knifebunny> im scared
13:45:16 <AG_WORK> its cooling my balls..
13:45:30 <knifebunny> thats what i have ice packs for
13:45:39 <knifebunny> because its all heat down there baby
13:46:35 <knifebunny> have you ever noticed that
13:46:40 <knifebunny> women have really shit taste in music?
13:46:48 <NanaBonana> lol
13:46:51 <knifebunny> thats right
13:47:05 <knifebunny> but you have to pretend or ignore their taste in music if you dont wish to offend them
13:47:13 <NanaBonana> yup
13:47:16 <knifebunny> but in cases whereby you dont mind to offend, start by attacking their choice in music
13:47:21 <NanaBonana> i mainly like trance (H)
13:47:27 <AG_WORK> (Y)
13:47:30 <knifebunny> are you a woman NanaBonana?
13:47:33 <NanaBonana> no
13:47:43 <AG_WORK> pics or its not true
13:47:46 <NanaBonana> ...
13:48:52 <AG_WORK> well nana here is mine 8=======================================================================================>
13:49:39 <knifebunny> lol
13:49:57 <knifebunny> german spicy sausage
13:50:29 <NanaBonana> mmm minecraft
13:55:43 <knifebunny> I was like she was all he was all we were all they were all like omg like totally
13:58:33 <knifebunny> AG_WORK
13:58:36 <knifebunny> what you doing tonight
13:58:47 <AG_WORK> knifebunny ive got 2 21st
13:58:59 <knifebunny> fuck, all your friends are getting old
13:59:01 Quit: galvatron ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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13:59:25 <knifebunny> be careful man, i remember when my friends started turning 21
13:59:39 <knifebunny> next thing you knew they were getting married, and making babies (not necessarily in that order)
13:59:47 <knifebunny> all i am saying is that could be you
14:00:02 <loltraktor> pfft
14:00:09 <loltraktor> i must be lucky then
14:00:16 <knifebunny> yeah i call it luck too
14:00:31 <knifebunny> especially the number of bitches ive barebacked, fuk
14:01:00 <knifebunny> pretty certain i didnt want to impregnate any one of them
14:01:01 <loltraktor> yeh?
14:01:10 <loltraktor> barebacking is nice
14:01:11 <loltraktor> but yeh
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14:02:11 Mode: (by ravage) +b *!*@fd0c8c42.gods.thegodsofwar.com
14:02:11 Mode: (by ravage) +mR
14:02:14 Kick: laserbeak was kicked by ravage (join flood)
14:02:16 Kick: galvatron was kicked by ravage (Banned: join flood)
14:02:21 Mode: (by ravage) -mR
14:02:24 <knifebunny> lol
14:02:38 <knifebunny> angry
14:02:41 <AG_WORK> dangerous but full of win!
14:02:46 <loltraktor> hmm
14:03:02 Mode: (by ravage) -b *!*@fd0c8c42.gods.thegodsofwar.com
14:03:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o ravage
14:03:40 Mode: (by knifebunny) +b galvatron!*@*
14:03:40 <loltraktor> wait
14:03:42 <loltraktor> thats kodak
14:03:44 <loltraktor> KODAK!
14:03:45 <loltraktor> :D
14:03:46 <loltraktor> yay
14:03:49 <knifebunny> whats kodak
14:03:57 Join: laserbeak ([email protected]) to #scoutlan
14:03:57 <loltraktor> some dude on here ages ago
14:04:04 <loltraktor> like years ago
14:04:12 <loltraktor> used to dos dudes off
14:04:13 <knifebunny> ive been here since 1995 motherfuckers
14:04:23 <loltraktor> sept 1996
14:04:37 <loltraktor> i remember it
14:04:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ravage
14:04:54 Mode: (by knifebunny) -b galvatron!*@*
14:04:57 Join: galvatron ([email protected]) to #scoutlan
14:04:58 Mode: (by ravage) +mR
14:05:06 Mode: (by ravage) -mR
14:05:24 <knifebunny> i dont really recall anyone called kodak
14:05:30 <knifebunny> but people still talk about him like a rockstar
14:05:43 <knifebunny> i only remember iCER being a pain
14:05:56 <knifebunny> and a dude called Steven
14:06:19 <loltraktor> icer is a wannabe
14:06:24 <loltraktor> kodak was the original pwner
14:06:38 <knifebunny> i got added to #mp3songs a week before austnet decided you couldnt register *mp3* channels anymore
14:06:46 <knifebunny> thats how cool i was when i was like 16
14:07:04 <loltraktor> lols thats right
14:07:06 <loltraktor> i rememebr that
14:08:02 <loltraktor> gimme bareback bitches websites
14:08:05 <knifebunny> then like a year later steven decided he'd start #mp3z
14:08:17 <knifebunny> i hated that channel
14:08:23 <knifebunny> they had no way of securing it properly
14:08:29 <knifebunny> i kept managing to convince ops to op me
14:08:37 <knifebunny> so id mass deop all of them and set +i
14:08:47 <knifebunny> but Darien would come in and re-op them
14:08:47 <loltraktor> `mdeop?
14:08:54 <knifebunny> no, the channels werent registered
14:08:57 <knifebunny> i used a script to mass deop
14:08:59 <loltraktor> lols
14:09:03 <loltraktor> scriptz
14:09:06 <loltraktor> like ah
14:09:11 <knifebunny> hey man i did that like 4 or 5 times
14:09:13 <loltraktor> le bleckcuntbot
14:09:21 <loltraktor> haha
14:09:22 <loltraktor> slots
14:09:23 <loltraktor> sluts
14:09:23 <knifebunny> they were too stupid to keep re-opping me
14:09:25 <loltraktor> or some shizen
14:10:27 <knifebunny> im trying to remember some of the other shitfights that went on
14:10:30 <knifebunny> there were a few
14:10:42 <loltraktor> ii
14:10:48 <knifebunny> i tend to release things from my mind that arent important so thats why i cant really remember
14:10:52 <loltraktor> <ii> Are you a retard mate?
14:10:57 <loltraktor> lulz
14:10:59 <loltraktor> that cunt
14:11:02 <loltraktor> adrian or whatever
14:12:04 <knifebunny> some of the punks in #idle one time were being trouble makers, i cant exactly remember what they were doing
14:12:13 <knifebunny> but they were being juveniles
14:12:20 <knifebunny> so RogerY himself comes into the channel and suspends it
14:12:27 <knifebunny> which was its first channel suspension, surprisingly
14:12:38 <knifebunny> and then he leaves the channel
14:12:46 <knifebunny> and i went sick at like 4 or 5 people for being dickheads
14:12:57 <knifebunny> and i pm'd rogery and asked him to un-suspend it given the circumstances, which he does
14:13:17 <knifebunny> so im in channel and im like "you cunts better behave, i practically had to suck rogery's dick to get it unsuspended"
14:13:28 <knifebunny> and he was watching the channel using Sprint, and then he suspended it again =[
14:14:06 <loltraktor> hahaha
14:14:08 <loltraktor> sprint
14:14:11 <loltraktor> that service
14:14:14 <loltraktor> /whois sprint
14:14:15 <loltraktor> haha
14:14:24 <loltraktor> /dos cunts
14:18:08 <knifebunny> yeah my history on austnet is kinda sad
14:18:17 <knifebunny> i was there when tetrix came out of jail and came back on IRC
14:18:22 <knifebunny> then he went into jail again
14:18:26 <knifebunny> and i was there when he came back
14:18:42 <loltraktor> austnet is old
14:18:49 <loltraktor> im old
14:19:10 <knifebunny> i am old too =[
14:19:12 <knifebunny> fuck.
14:21:46 <knifebunny> ok,
14:21:47 <knifebunny> last night
14:21:51 <knifebunny> 1:29a <?Frogstomp> hey how r u?
14:21:51 <knifebunny> 1:29a <?Frogstomp> would u like to chat?
14:21:51 <knifebunny> 1:29a <?Frogstomp> hey can i ask, would u mind if i asked u your opinion of something?
14:21:57 <knifebunny> 1:33a <?knifebunny> whats up?
14:21:57 <knifebunny> 1:34a <?Frogstomp> well, it is kind of personal, so i totally dont mind if u dont want to answer
14:21:57 <knifebunny> 1:34a <?Frogstomp> but i was just wondering like, what u thought of guys who r and arent circumcised? Like do u prefer either way?
14:22:06 <knifebunny> ...
14:22:15 <knifebunny> 1:34a <?knifebunny> well it doesnt particularly bother me in any way,
14:22:15 <knifebunny> 1:34a <?knifebunny> but then again, im male so .. what do i know!
14:22:15 <knifebunny> 1:34a <?Frogstomp> oh really?
14:22:15 <knifebunny> 1:34a <?Frogstomp> oh, lol! i thought u were f
14:22:43 <loltraktor> lols
14:22:48 <loltraktor> knife that cunt
14:22:49 <loltraktor> lol
14:22:57 <knifebunny> what the fuck
14:23:01 <loltraktor> dude
14:23:05 <loltraktor> seriously
14:23:15 <loltraktor> wtf is that guy on
14:23:33 <knifebunny> bitches love that im uncircumscised, its like ive got an electric doodle
14:24:06 <loltraktor> yeh
14:24:19 <loltraktor> i couldnt live with myself if i got cut
14:25:06 <knifebunny> its like getting your head shaved, except your foreskin doesnt grow back
14:25:24 <loltraktor> loosing a testicle
14:25:37 <knifebunny> that would be worse, but
14:25:43 <knifebunny> i mean.. think of the characteristics
14:25:47 <knifebunny> when its limp it looks like snuffaluffagus
14:25:50 <knifebunny> who wouldnt want that?
14:25:56 <loltraktor> elephant trunk
14:26:11 <knifebunny> then its like big bird reporting in when shit gets exciting
14:27:16 <loltraktor> wonder if chicks like big nads
14:27:48 <knifebunny> dunno, but some are dirty enough to suck on them
14:28:10 <loltraktor> yeh ive had that plenty
14:28:19 <loltraktor> grow em big
14:28:35 <knifebunny> im with one bitch and she wants to suck on my nuts, but she wouldnt let me go down on her because apparently "thats gross"
14:28:47 <knifebunny> whatever
14:28:49 <loltraktor> pfft
14:28:50 <loltraktor> whatever
14:28:59 <loltraktor> id lick that bitch out
14:29:22 <knifebunny> who the fuck knows
14:30:48 <loltraktor> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=a2ERw-S533-
14:32:45 <knifebunny> LOL
14:34:41 <loltraktor> man whack off to that shizen
14:34:54 <knifebunny> its no fap week
14:35:08 <knifebunny> im not allowed back on it until monday
14:48:34 <Lish> lol
14:48:40 <loltraktor> fapping ftw
14:48:45 <loltraktor> maybe i should stop for a week
14:48:48 <loltraktor> so hard though
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17:45:50 <knifebunny> so im gonna stay in and do some gaming tonight
17:45:53 <knifebunny> what should i play
17:45:59 <knifebunny> how come nobody talks about alien swarm anymore?
17:46:11 <NanaBonana> because it got old fast
17:46:23 <knifebunny> not enough content?
17:46:24 <AG_WORK> yeah people still play it but not much
17:46:27 <knifebunny> or just repetitive?
17:46:33 <AG_WORK> both
17:46:38 <knifebunny> ive never played it .. heheh
17:46:47 <knifebunny> i bought MW2 like two months ago .. still havent played it
17:46:53 <knifebunny> you wanna have a scrimmage tonight NB?
17:47:04 <NanaBonana> scrim?
17:47:05 <NanaBonana> lol
17:47:14 <NanaBonana> just come on ts and the boys will play [=
17:47:22 <knifebunny> oh.. fuck me
17:47:27 <knifebunny> dont tell me we've lost you to minecraft as well
17:47:34 <NanaBonana> nah i will still play
17:48:05 <knifebunny> alright, i might pop on after dinner and have a hit up
17:48:12 <NanaBonana> awesome
17:48:29 <knifebunny> do we have any private servers or do you punks play pub?
17:48:41 <NanaBonana> might be a bit slow to start up playing... but if you give us some warning we will has fun
17:48:50 <NanaBonana> az hosts custom games
17:48:54 <NanaBonana> because he got banned
17:49:00 <knifebunny> Hahaha
17:49:53 <NanaBonana> we mainly play gun game
17:49:59 <NanaBonana> but there is also one in the chamber
17:50:02 <NanaBonana> zombies
17:50:09 <NanaBonana> and roll the dice
17:50:57 <knifebunny> soundsgoodman.jpg
17:51:13 <knifebunny> im gonna check out if there's anything new on steam
17:51:33 <knifebunny> medal of honor (lol)
17:53:54 <NanaBonana> lol
17:53:58 <NanaBonana> failcake game is fail
17:54:41 <knifebunny> there hasnt been any good shooters released since quake 3
17:55:34 <knifebunny> fuck, tales of monkey island complete pack is $5 on steam
17:55:36 <knifebunny> bastards
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17:55:56 <NanaBonana> AG_WORK
17:56:32 <knifebunny> he's prolly getting ready to go home
17:56:37 <NanaBonana> mmm
17:56:52 <NanaBonana> i just wanted the ip of the minecraft server at you work
17:56:55 <NanaBonana> your*
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17:57:04 <knifebunny> ahh okay
17:57:08 <knifebunny> i dunno if he would know it
17:57:51 <AG_WORK> hey NanaBonana
17:58:03 <AG_WORK> cant find it..
17:58:07 <NanaBonana> np
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18:04:33 <DerSaidin> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
18:05:44 <knifebunny> whatthefuckamireading.jpg
18:06:18 <knifebunny> On Friday in eastern Seoul, a 16-year-old girl died from suffocation after she fell asleep in her room with an electric fan in motion. The death toll from fan-related incidents reached 10 during the past week. Medical experts say that this type of death occurs when one is exposed to electric fan breezes for long hours in a sealed area. "Excessive exposure to such a condition lowers one's
18:06:19 <knifebunny> temperature and hampers blood circulation. And it eventually leads to the paralysis of heart and lungs," says a medical expert.
18:07:12 <DerSaidin> they're in ur room stealin ur oxygen
18:08:35 <knifebunny> im going to ask sumgwang about that
18:09:39 <knifebunny> what games you been playing, DerSaidin ?
18:09:50 <DerSaidin> SC2
18:10:10 <knifebunny> online man?
18:10:26 <DerSaidin> sif play anything offline
18:11:18 <knifebunny> i dunno? i thought the single player was good :P
18:11:21 <knifebunny> what bracket are you in?
18:11:37 <DerSaidin> bronze noob
18:11:47 <knifebunny> yeah i havent played online since release
18:11:54 <knifebunny> i used to get slaughtered in the beta, so im too scared
18:12:37 <DerSaidin> yeah, I never played SC1
18:12:56 <DerSaidin> haven't really played a strategy game since AOE2
18:13:00 <knifebunny> i was at adzgibbo's 21st and there was some dude there with spiffy hair who was telling me that he used to play call of duty professionally, and that he was playing platinum bracket in the beta of SC2 .. and the dude's girlfriend was super hot and nice .. she went away and came back with a beer for both of us,
18:13:05 <knifebunny> im like .. man, i want to be THIS GUY!
18:13:22 <DerSaidin> lol
18:13:27 <NanaBonana> that guy is awesome
18:14:03 <knifebunny> i was telling him how i used to play q2 in comps and shit, and yeah .. uhmm, it was a bit embarassing
18:14:22 <knifebunny> so i tried to talk about something i did know, which was alcohol .. and he was like "yeah i dont really drink"
18:14:29 <NanaBonana> i probably could go pro in cod if i really tried
18:14:32 <knifebunny> so i guess thats when it was decided i wasnt invited in the posse
18:14:45 <knifebunny> he stopped playing cod professionally because there wasnt enough money in it, apparently
18:14:51 <knifebunny> but he had won cash before
18:14:52 <NanaBonana> pfft
18:15:03 <DerSaidin> I can't imagine there'd be much money in it
18:15:12 <knifebunny> well i dunno he was talkin about winning several grand
18:15:22 <DerSaidin> what, in a year?
18:15:30 <knifebunny> per league or whatever
18:15:48 <DerSaidin> they have maybe 2 seasons / year?
18:15:51 <DerSaidin> and split among team?
18:16:18 <knifebunny> thats how it works, i am sure .. adzgibbo could probably elaborate, lets not forget i was drinking at the time, and his girlfriend was gentle on my eyes
18:17:27 <knifebunny> i wish i could have my skills back from when i was 16, id pwn all over NanaBonana and win a scoutlan comp
18:17:39 <knifebunny> instead of just basing my chances on winning on lucky door prizes
18:17:47 <NanaBonana> i dont actually win the comps at scoutlan
18:17:54 <NanaBonana> fucking too many nubs
18:18:54 <knifebunny> lol
18:18:57 <NanaBonana> i did come 2nd once
18:19:11 <NanaBonana> and im not allowed to compete in the mw2 comps because 'im too good'
18:19:26 <DerSaidin> those cod comps at last scoutlan were fkn chaos
18:19:33 <NanaBonana> yah
18:19:34 <DerSaidin> I said before it started waaaaay to many ppl for the server
18:19:47 <knifebunny> thats why i stopped playing q2, i was defensive player on the year in my clan .. give me a grenade launcher and i go to work
18:19:52 <NanaBonana> people also just sit back and camp spawns
18:20:09 <DerSaidin> you had no choice
18:20:15 <NanaBonana> i was running around
18:21:06 <NanaBonana> and the games are also either WAY to long or WAY too short
18:21:22 <knifebunny> you fancy a game of SC2 sometime, DerSaidin ? you will probably win
18:21:35 <DerSaidin> sure
18:21:36 <knifebunny> i havent played since i finished the game, which was a week after release
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18:22:27 <knifebunny> im trying to get good at nba 2k11 so i can play online
18:22:41 <knifebunny> ive been playing 3-4 hours a night
18:26:05 <NanaBonana> god damn am i bored
18:26:36 <knifebunny> me too
18:26:39 <knifebunny> what will we do
18:26:43 <NanaBonana> no idea
18:26:44 <knifebunny> dont tell me you are playing solitaire
18:26:48 <NanaBonana> no
18:26:49 <NanaBonana> not yet
18:27:08 <NanaBonana> was thinking i could hit up some f1 2010
18:27:17 <knifebunny> fuck
18:27:22 <NanaBonana> though its really becoming annoying without a gamepad
18:27:34 <knifebunny> yeah i dunno i was thinking about buying a gamepad a while ago for use with emulators
18:27:51 <NanaBonana> yeah they would be good too
18:27:51 <knifebunny> but there is too much of a devide in the community as to which one is the best
18:28:04 <NanaBonana> fuck it... just go a logitech
18:28:10 <knifebunny> yeah but i did my research
18:28:17 <knifebunny> and some dont work well with emulators and have problems
18:28:22 <knifebunny> and then other people turn around and say they do work
18:28:29 <NanaBonana> you can bind them to be buttons!
18:28:43 <knifebunny> some people say you get a madkatz one, other people argue the PS2 controller is fine, some people say the xbox 360 usb controller is best
18:28:48 <NanaBonana> just might not be so good with the sticks
18:29:03 <NanaBonana> i think the xbox one is really good...
18:29:13 <NanaBonana> but a logitech or something is fine normally
18:29:19 <knifebunny> yeah but the dpad on the xbox controller is fucked
18:29:25 <NanaBonana> true
18:29:27 <knifebunny> it is really bad
18:29:46 <knifebunny> they had one at ebgames, a logitech, for about $25 and i almost got it
18:29:55 <knifebunny> and then when i went back to get it it was gone =[
18:29:57 <knifebunny> fuck my life
18:30:01 <NanaBonana> lolol
18:30:12 <knifebunny> so then i was thinking
18:30:21 <NanaBonana> im getting one from gibbo if he ever decides to actually bring it
18:30:25 <knifebunny> you can get hybrid consoles that take SNES/NES carts
18:30:35 <knifebunny> no name brand things for like $50
18:30:49 <knifebunny> only that the carts arent always that available, or necessarily cheap
18:30:56 <NanaBonana> mm
18:31:01 <knifebunny> i should never have sold my PSP
18:31:05 <NanaBonana> haha
18:31:15 <knifebunny> that thing had motherfucking boss battery life
18:31:22 <knifebunny> i was really surprised at how good the battery life was
18:31:22 <NanaBonana> also... have you got angry birds for your android yet?
18:31:31 <knifebunny> just the lite version
18:31:36 <NanaBonana> thats the beta
18:31:41 <NanaBonana> the official is out now
18:31:45 <knifebunny> but im not really excited about it, its just like that trebuchet game which is boring as fuck
18:31:49 <NanaBonana> mm
18:32:05 <knifebunny> its a kids game, for kids
18:32:10 <NanaBonana> fuck you
18:32:14 <knifebunny> Haha
18:32:34 <knifebunny> i cant get a working cracked copy of Sims 3
18:32:50 <NanaBonana> pwned
18:32:51 <knifebunny> i dont want to play it personally, but i know a chick who has a droid who wants it
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18:33:07 <knifebunny> and sometimes you've gotta give a little bit of love to the ladies
18:33:13 <NanaBonana> yup
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18:34:03 <NanaBonana> rolled back the rom i was using to a more stable version last night
18:34:21 <NanaBonana> then i set a new security code thing... could not fucking remember it this morning
18:34:38 <NanaBonana> im glad there is the "forgot password" thing where you login with your gmail
18:34:43 <knifebunny> froyo just hit galaxy S yesterday
18:34:48 <NanaBonana> nice
18:34:56 <knifebunny> i havent updated yet
18:35:11 <NanaBonana> once you do... ash and i will have nothing on your phone
18:35:32 <NanaBonana> and he might fininally shut up saying that his is better
18:35:46 <knifebunny> he is just going to buy next gen to say he is better
18:35:52 <knifebunny> iamokaywiththis.jpg
18:35:56 <NanaBonana> lol
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18:36:17 <NanaBonana> im gonna be fine with this phone until i cant upgrade it to the lastest version of android really
18:36:51 <knifebunny> the only real problem i have with galaxy S is the battery life
18:37:01 <knifebunny> but i push it hard so thats to be expected
18:37:07 <NanaBonana> yeah
18:37:12 <NanaBonana> mine is a bit shit at times
18:37:12 <knifebunny> i just cant do without my live wallpaper =]
18:37:24 <NanaBonana> haha yeah i gave up a live wallpaper...
18:37:28 <NanaBonana> got more speed out of it too
18:38:26 <NanaBonana> afk
18:38:29 <knifebunny> kk
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19:07:55 <NanaBonana> nou kb
19:08:08 <knifebunny> wat
19:08:25 <Lish> wtf is nou
19:08:42 <knifebunny> mpg > choose/One in the Chamber - First Minute.wmv (14mb)
19:09:03 <knifebunny> no, you
19:09:14 <NanaBonana> wait what kb?
19:09:22 <NanaBonana> why you watching that?
19:10:26 <knifebunny> i rebooted
19:10:28 <knifebunny> and found it on my desktop
19:10:32 <NanaBonana> ah
19:10:32 <knifebunny> plus im studying your technique
19:10:37 <knifebunny> so i can beat your ass in MW2
19:10:42 <NanaBonana> haha
19:10:42 <knifebunny> it aint easy being this pro
19:10:45 <NanaBonana> good luck
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19:14:54 <NanaBonana> so kb, think im pretty good?
19:15:26 <knifebunny> i dunno, there is a difference between being good at one game and being good at a lot of games
19:15:36 <NanaBonana> yeah
19:15:43 <NanaBonana> im kinda the good ay a lot of games
19:15:47 <NanaBonana> which sucks
19:16:12 <NanaBonana> like i get fairly good at the games i play
19:16:28 <NanaBonana> but not so good i never lose sort of thing
19:17:34 <NanaBonana> also did you work out your microphone yet?
19:18:21 <knifebunny> i dunno if its TS or my mic
19:18:29 <NanaBonana> hmm
19:18:32 <Lish> why does NanaBonana say noi
19:18:33 <Lish> nou
19:18:38 <Lish> no,you
19:18:38 <NanaBonana> test with windows recording?
19:18:40 <Lish> as a greeting...
19:18:42 <NanaBonana> because i do
19:18:52 <NanaBonana> its mah thing
19:19:15 <Lish> ok
19:19:16 <Lish> :D
19:19:18 <Lish> makes sense
19:19:21 <NanaBonana> lol
19:19:22 <Lish> least now i know what it means
19:19:30 <Lish> and ur not like trying to be french
19:19:30 <Lish> :D
19:19:33 <Lish> or something
19:19:42 <NanaBonana> if you need to know about anything we say... just look it up on urbandictionary.com
19:20:07 <NanaBonana> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nou
19:20:07 <knifebunny> yeah i think its my mic
19:20:10 <knifebunny> i tested with vent
19:20:10 <NanaBonana> lolol
19:21:02 <NanaBonana> you can still come on and text chat to us while we talk
19:21:12 <NanaBonana> and also az said to accept his friend request on steam
19:21:47 <knifebunny> oh yeah, i did see that :P
19:24:25 <knifebunny> Lish
19:24:38 <knifebunny> NBA season starts in 10 days
19:24:42 <knifebunny> you still barracking for cleveland?
19:25:10 <knifebunny> chances are lakers might three peat, but heat has a really strong team, i kinda want a lakers three peat because thats how phil jackson rolls
19:25:28 <knifebunny> but i think im gonna follow the celtics this season, im becoming really fond of rando
19:25:57 <Lish> YES!
19:26:01 <Lish> cleveland
19:26:11 <knifebunny> babe, have you seen the roster?
19:26:17 <knifebunny> i dont even think they're going to make the playoffs
19:26:17 <Lish> although I've noticed foxtel not playing cleveland preseason since we lost lebron
19:26:19 <Lish> so lame
19:26:22 <Lish> so!
19:26:26 <Lish> i'll stick with them forever
19:26:48 <knifebunny> hypothetically
19:26:55 <knifebunny> if they closed the cleveland franchise
19:26:58 <knifebunny> who would you follow?
19:27:16 <Lish> i dunno
19:27:22 <knifebunny> you cant back out of the conversation, ive been masturbating all week thinking about talking about ape-hoop
19:27:23 <Lish> bucks
19:27:24 <Lish> probably
19:27:32 <knifebunny> bogut is injured at the moment ><
19:27:36 <Lish> because i <3 bogut
19:27:43 <Lish> he tweeted me once
19:27:44 <Lish> :D
19:27:46 <Lish> excite
19:27:55 <knifebunny> he took a really shocking fall when he was driving the paint in preseason
19:28:17 <Lish> he's always injured
19:28:24 <Lish> his arm before and he couldnt play for the boomers
19:28:41 <knifebunny> guess thats what happens when you play post
19:29:04 <Lish> they are playing all the heat and lakers preseason
19:29:25 <knifebunny> well they're the two biggest contenders, so i can understand why
19:29:45 <Lish> yeah but sux
19:29:46 <Lish> :D
19:29:53 <knifebunny> i hope heat flop, just quietly
19:29:59 <Lish> yer me too
19:30:03 <Lish> that'll learn em
19:30:48 <knifebunny> there will never be another michael jordan; sadfrogface.jpg
19:31:19 <knifebunny> http://www.techphoria.org/4ch/1284120736821.jpg
19:32:33 <Lish> yer lebron
19:32:33 <Lish> :D
19:32:36 <Lish> :D :D :D :D
19:32:45 <knifebunny> HAHA
19:32:51 <knifebunny> how can lebron if no rings
19:32:55 <Lish> yer truth
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19:48:12 <knifebunny> http://www.techphoria.org/cybercity/
19:51:19 <Lish> know anything about cooking knives?
19:51:38 <knifebunny> what do you need to know, love?
19:51:56 <Lish> good brands
19:51:59 <Lish> is scanpan a good brand
19:52:06 <Lish> i know global is good but soooooooooo exxy
19:53:15 <knifebunny> depends what you are after
19:53:24 <knifebunny> global is expensive for a good reason
19:53:35 <knifebunny> there's a particularly good japanese brand of knife that im trying to remember the name of
19:53:36 <Lish> yeah
19:53:43 <Lish> but its not like im a chef
19:54:18 <knifebunny> im not a chef either, but i like to fuck around in the kitchen, you'd be surprised the difference a good knife can make
19:54:30 <knifebunny> its the maintainence that sets me back, personally
19:54:42 <Lish> these ones look ok to me
19:54:58 <Lish> scanpan ones have good reivews too generally on the site
19:54:59 <Lish> http://www.kitchenwaredirect.com.au/Knives/Knife-Block-Set/Scanpan-Classic-4pc-Knife-Block-Set-w-Bonus-3-Stage-Sharpener
19:55:35 <knifebunny> i frequent a cooking forum several times a week
19:55:40 <knifebunny> and they talk about knives occasionally
19:55:45 <knifebunny> a lot of people gripe about weight
19:55:58 <knifebunny> those knives look really light
19:56:08 <knifebunny> and some people prefer a weighty handle behind them
19:56:10 <Lish> i only cook like once a week haha
19:56:12 <knifebunny> but that is nit-picking
19:56:27 <knifebunny> the pairing knife looks pretty boss
19:57:05 <knifebunny> im pretty anal about some things, and i probably wouldnt use that sharpener to be honest, id use a sharpening stone
19:57:11 <knifebunny> but then again, as i said, im a bit anal
19:57:24 <Lish> yeah
19:57:42 <Lish> or just get it done by someone
19:57:42 <Lish> hehe
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19:57:49 <Lish> i cant justify the global ones i dont think
19:57:51 <Lish> they are nice..
19:57:53 <Lish> but i unno
19:58:44 <knifebunny> http://www.kitchenwaredirect.com.au/Knives/Knife-Block-Set/Global-Millenium-7pc-Knife-Block-Set
19:58:48 <knifebunny> hellooooooooooooo my pretty!
19:58:52 <knifebunny> do fucking want
19:59:10 <knifebunny> that looks so fucking boss
19:59:16 <Lish> yer nice huh
19:59:26 <Lish> so exxy
19:59:33 <knifebunny> you really have to maintain something like that, but honestly
19:59:39 <knifebunny> its the difference between dialup and ADSL
19:59:40 <knifebunny> trust me
19:59:51 <Lish> yeah
20:00:04 <loltraktor> c__ns
20:00:07 <knifebunny> ive been so low as to try and slice tomatos with a butter knife, to living large with shit like global knives
20:00:13 <knifebunny> coons? WHERE?@!
20:00:17 <loltraktor> knife
20:00:28 <loltraktor> ill smash enm
20:00:29 <loltraktor> em
20:00:41 <loltraktor> hmmm
20:00:41 <knifebunny> did i tell you the story about when a coon tried to attack me?
20:00:45 <loltraktor> nuh
20:00:48 <loltraktor> what happened?
20:00:51 <Lish> haha
20:00:56 <knifebunny> right
20:01:11 <knifebunny> so last year i was using public transport as my way to commute to and from work
20:01:16 <knifebunny> for a number of reasons
20:01:17 <loltraktor> yeh
20:01:26 <knifebunny> anyway the last bus outside my work leaves just after my finishing time
20:01:34 <knifebunny> so its like i gotta get out otherwise im walking to a train station
20:01:41 <knifebunny> and this customer holds me up with inane bullshit
20:01:48 <knifebunny> and, sure as fucking shit, i miss my bus
20:01:53 <loltraktor> :S
20:01:59 <Lish> haha kb i have knives from coles
20:01:59 <Lish> atm
20:02:07 <loltraktor> Knife.
20:02:13 <knifebunny> the train station is about a 20-25 minute walk away, no problem .. i dont mind a stroll, and with my ipod its not so bad
20:02:19 <loltraktor> yeh
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20:02:48 <knifebunny> so im walking to the train station, and im about 300m from the train station and my train pulls in, and i know im never going to be able to beat it by running as i have to scale the platforms and get to the other side, no point in pushing myself .. trains wait for no one
20:03:04 <loltraktor> yeh
20:03:08 <knifebunny> so then i have a choice .. do i wait here for a half an hour, or walk to the next train station which is another 20 min away, just as something to do and kill some time
20:03:10 <loltraktor> 300m dash
20:03:10 <knifebunny> so i decide to hike it
20:03:20 <loltraktor> yep
20:03:32 <knifebunny> so im hiking to the next train station, comfortably so i have a bit of time .. roll a smoke and listen to choonz, no need to worry
20:04:01 <loltraktor> yeh
20:04:01 <knifebunny> i round up to the train station which is in a rather industrial kind of area, and its not the most popular of train stations, but it is a train station i have walked to before, so why not again, right?
20:04:04 <knifebunny> so im there,
20:04:12 <loltraktor> coons?
20:04:40 <knifebunny> and i enter the platform, and there is a coloured man who is sitting there with his head in his hands, i walk by him at a pace that i would consider to be "frisk", and towards the main part of the station where the ticket booths are closed, but feels more comfortable man
20:05:00 <knifebunny> there is another coloured man, who was more arabic than native, dressed in a suit .. so i decide to huddle with him, as a means of security
20:05:25 <knifebunny> about 10 minutes pass, and the coloured man who had his head in his hands starts shouting .. god knows what, i had my ipod in you know, and i wasnt exactly about to start asking questions
20:05:35 <knifebunny> the other coloured, and suited man ignores the message too
20:05:37 <loltraktor> haha
20:05:38 <knifebunny> but the shouting, it continues
20:05:40 <loltraktor> coon shit?
20:05:48 <loltraktor> or durka durka
20:06:10 <knifebunny> not being ignorant of the situation, i was trying to focus on my music, but also be aware of my surroundings
20:06:26 <knifebunny> the coloured man, who i will now refer to as coon, starts yelling shit louder and louder
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20:06:37 <knifebunny> and he is yelling from one end of the platform to another, to the buisness arab
20:06:40 <loltraktor> COONS
20:06:43 <knifebunny> who plays the "i dont speak english card"
20:06:51 <loltraktor> durka durka?
20:06:56 <knifebunny> apparently the coon is asking for the time for the train on the opposite platform
20:07:03 <loltraktor> lul wtf
20:07:09 <knifebunny> and given that he was being humble and pretending he didnt understand him
20:07:12 <knifebunny> the coon approaches us
20:07:26 <knifebunny> and he starts talkin jive to the business arab like "why you dont tell me about the other train?"
20:07:38 <knifebunny> and he has his hands in the air (like he jus don' care!)
20:07:40 <knifebunny> and then the coon turns to me
20:07:54 <knifebunny> what about you brother? when is the next train on the other platform
20:08:24 <knifebunny> and im like, "dude i didnt know what time the train is, the timetable is just on the wall there *points 2mtr away* you can have a look for yourself"
20:08:26 <knifebunny> and he's like
20:08:45 <knifebunny> "you wouldnt say dat shit to me bruvva .. you wouldnt say dat shit if dere was three of me here aye AYE!"
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20:08:58 <loltraktor> trying to be tough
20:08:59 <loltraktor> ?
20:09:09 <loltraktor> was he like a stick cunt?
20:09:10 <knifebunny> i noticed in his pocket what seemed to be the handle of a knife, so i was scared as shit, and he got all up in my face, started pushing me around and shit
20:09:18 <loltraktor> oh shit
20:09:19 <knifebunny> and just as he does, the train rolls up, and i jump on
20:09:28 <loltraktor> wtf
20:09:31 <loltraktor> some coon
20:09:33 <knifebunny> i found the business arab, and i was like "hey man, i think he was about to stab me"
20:09:58 <knifebunny> and the dude spoke perfectly fluent english and was like "yeah. i am really glad the train came when it did. i was worried that it was going to turn into something more serious"
20:10:17 <loltraktor> don't they get that shit on camera?
20:10:27 <knifebunny> yeah what does camera help when im stabbed in the guts ;p
20:10:33 <knifebunny> one thing i will say though
20:10:35 <knifebunny> that coon
20:10:36 <loltraktor> yeh true
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20:10:39 <knifebunny> man, he had really fucking sweet pants
20:10:56 <loltraktor> hahaha
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20:10:59 <knifebunny> i want pants like that, they were fucking awesome
20:11:07 <loltraktor> hash pants?
20:11:29 <knifebunny> they were these long pants, with pockets, like camo pants, but they had this really sweet fucking design on them
20:11:38 <knifebunny> like i know if i went out wearing those pants, i would pick up puss
20:11:44 <knifebunny> no doubt
20:11:46 <loltraktor> haha nice
20:12:07 <loltraktor> man i havent had pussy in such a long time
20:12:12 <knifebunny> at least then i knew, if he stabbed me, he might steal my ipod .. but he didnt need a new set of pants
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20:15:38 <knifebunny> Lish; sadly most of my knives are coles quality too, but i still like to consider myself a bit of a culinary champion
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20:16:14 <Lish> hehe
20:16:18 <Lish> :D
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20:16:20 <Lish> looking on amazon
20:16:27 <Lish> maybe aussie dollar will help me out
20:16:44 <knifebunny> seriously, if you are going to invest, buy something good
20:16:56 <knifebunny> i bought a ~$100 knife block 7 piece and it was shit
20:17:00 <knifebunny> thats why i went back to coles brand
20:17:02 <Lish> http://www.amazon.com/5-Piece-Unique-Designed-Raffaele-Iannello/dp/B000IXINLC/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&qid=1287220253&sr=8-19
20:17:05 <Lish> i love that block
20:17:30 <knifebunny> yes but it can be had locally for cheaper than that
20:18:09 <knifebunny> `listban
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20:18:19 <Lish> really?
20:18:22 <knifebunny> yes
20:18:29 <Lish> but i dont want to buy the knives separate
20:18:33 <Lish> wait does it come with knives
20:18:48 <knifebunny> no
20:18:50 <knifebunny> its just the block itself
20:19:01 <Lish> amazon says knives too
20:19:18 <Lish> Designed by Raffaele Iannello, this unique 5-piece knife set with holder adds a touch of whimsy to any kitchen
20:19:19 <Lish> Includes an 8-inch Chef's knife, 8-inch bread knife, 8-inch carver, 5-inch utility knife, 3-1/2-inch parer, and ABS plastic storage figurine
20:19:19 <Lish> Plastic casings prevent blade exposure; knives feature heavy-gauge stainless-steel construction and razor-sharp precision cutting blades
20:19:19 <Lish> Hollow, ergonomically designed handles ensure a secure grip
20:19:19 <Lish> Set comes covered by a 25-year warranty
20:20:03 <knifebunny> ahh okay, ive only seen it sold locally with the block itself, no knives
20:20:22 <Lish> yeah
20:20:24 <Lish> me too
20:20:24 <knifebunny> the selling point is clearly the block itself rather than the knives it holds
20:20:27 <Lish> yeah
20:20:28 <Lish> haha
20:20:57 <knifebunny> i dunno, i hear global mentioned time and time again and i always hear positive things
20:21:20 <knifebunny> upto you, but as i said .. i bought a ~$100 knife block and was really disappointed
20:21:27 <knifebunny> and i judge knives on their ability to slice tomato
20:21:44 <knifebunny> and it was shit house, no better than coles variety
20:22:17 <knifebunny> we have a store;
20:22:20 <knifebunny> "king of knives" in qld
20:22:24 <knifebunny> i dunno if you have them there
20:22:28 <knifebunny> just go in and ask the shop assistant
20:23:15 <Lish> lol
20:23:22 <Lish> oh yeh prob
20:23:55 <Lish> ill see if they have a website
20:26:57 <knifebunny> you trying to get into cooking a bit, Lish?
20:27:56 <Lish> http://www.kingofknives.com/Cutlery/Kitchen-Knives/Block-Sets/Royal-Cardiff-Stainless-Steel-Blockset.html
20:27:59 <Lish> not really hahaha
20:28:04 <Lish> just dont like my knives
20:29:32 <knifebunny> gosh, just get a new pair of knickers and some new shoes
20:29:38 <knifebunny> that should satiate your desire to shop
20:30:29 <Lish> lol
20:30:55 <knifebunny> please tell me that i am right
20:31:06 <knifebunny> im on a crash course to try and understand the female beings
20:31:24 <Lish> nah ur not right
20:31:25 <Lish> :D
20:32:18 <knifebunny> .... fuck.
20:33:36 <Lish> haha
20:33:39 <Lish> nah u prob are
20:33:39 <Lish> :D
20:33:55 <knifebunny> *phew*
20:34:00 <knifebunny> validation at its finest
20:36:10 <Lish> lol
20:36:10 <loltraktor> Knife.
20:36:43 <knifebunny> hoy
20:37:25 <loltraktor> ill Kniife. cunts
20:37:26 <loltraktor> who
20:37:27 <loltraktor> :|
20:37:50 <knifebunny> dare you to try and troll #random
20:37:56 <loltraktor> haha
20:37:58 <loltraktor> do they ban?
20:38:54 <knifebunny> haha, no
20:38:59 <knifebunny> the channel literally has no ops
20:39:50 <Lish> lol
20:39:56 <loltraktor> pfft
20:39:58 <loltraktor> i need a challenge
20:40:07 <loltraktor> i'd flood that channel like some missus
20:40:31 <Lish> lol
20:40:40 <knifebunny> haha
20:41:52 <loltraktor> man
20:41:59 <loltraktor> need to get manual license
20:42:06 <Lish> do you guys make ur bed everyday
20:42:25 <knifebunny> if i am expecting female company, Lish .. then yes
20:42:36 <loltraktor> yes
20:42:37 <Lish> lol so not everyday then
20:42:37 <Lish> :D
20:42:38 <loltraktor> I do
20:42:46 <Lish> good loltraktor
20:42:48 <knifebunny> no, not every day
20:42:50 <loltraktor> why?
20:42:54 <knifebunny> why?
20:42:59 <loltraktor> why?
20:43:03 <loltraktor> why?
20:43:04 <loltraktor> why?
20:43:05 <loltraktor> haha
20:43:07 <loltraktor> :D
20:43:08 <knifebunny> WHY LISH, WHY?!
20:43:09 <loltraktor> FLOOF
20:43:11 <loltraktor> i mean
20:43:12 <loltraktor> flood
20:43:13 <loltraktor> :@
20:43:17 <Lish> oh
20:43:18 <Lish> haha
20:43:20 <Lish> because
20:43:22 <loltraktor> >:|
20:43:22 <Lish> you should
20:43:25 <Lish> not making ur bed is nasty
20:43:26 <loltraktor> yes mum
20:43:35 <Lish> and it tells me a lot about a person
20:43:35 <Lish> haha
20:43:39 <knifebunny> lebron james is nasty
20:43:45 <loltraktor> haha
20:43:46 <Lish> hot nasty though
20:43:46 <Lish> :D
20:43:47 <loltraktor> well i do anyway
20:43:57 <loltraktor> just cuz it looks nicer
20:44:04 <Lish> yeahj
20:44:06 <Lish> unmade is messy
20:44:08 <loltraktor> and i know who the fuck is gonna sleep in it
20:44:13 <loltraktor> ill drill their ass
20:44:13 <Lish> are you gay loltraktor
20:44:17 <loltraktor> nope
20:44:21 <Lish> excellent
20:44:25 <Lish> im impressed by you
20:44:26 <Lish> haha
20:44:35 <loltraktor> im probably one of the few guys who actually does something
20:44:38 <loltraktor> cooking n shit
20:44:45 <loltraktor> who else gonna take care of my ass
20:44:58 <knifebunny> Lish, if i knew you were coming over .. i would make the bed and sweep the floors, and i would bake cupcakes for you so much that i would bake them time enough that they were at such the right temperature that butter would melt at the right consistency that i wouldnt have to fuck you for an orgasm, you would fall asleep on the couch so pooched you couldnt move
20:45:11 <knifebunny> then i would play nba 2k11 on xbox while you sleep, with the volume on low
20:45:23 <Lish> ahaha
20:45:34 <Lish> you are too funny sometimes
20:46:07 <knifebunny> <3
20:53:24 <loltraktor> much love
20:53:25 <loltraktor> baby
20:53:30 <loltraktor> gimme sum of dat
20:53:32 <loltraktor> i gotchu
20:53:43 <loltraktor> daayyuum woman whachu got
20:53:55 <loltraktor> shake dat ass bitch and let mee see whachu got
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20:57:44 <loltraktor> Lish
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21:00:19 <Lish> loltraktor
21:00:53 <loltraktor> are u a chick?
21:00:58 <knifebunny> lol
21:01:06 <knifebunny> ive seen her pic, she is ALL WOMAN!
21:01:17 <knifebunny> id slay that beast within a heart beat
21:01:20 <loltraktor> well i had that impression after asking do i make my bed
21:01:22 <knifebunny> SO gorgeous
21:01:29 <knifebunny> .. but that is just me
21:01:38 <loltraktor> no condom right?
21:02:08 <Lish> you didnt see my pic
21:02:09 <Lish> did u
21:02:10 <knifebunny> that is a difficult question
21:02:15 <Lish> loltraktor yeah im a chick
21:02:19 <knifebunny> no i know what you look like,
21:02:22 <loltraktor> nope
21:02:25 <loltraktor> :( i didnt see it
21:02:33 <Lish> you dont know what i look like
21:02:42 <loltraktor> why u hot?
21:02:43 <knifebunny> short, brown hair, cute cheeks, buttery eyelashes
21:02:53 <loltraktor> damn girl
21:02:55 <loltraktor> u fine
21:03:08 <loltraktor> i be there going
21:03:10 <loltraktor> dayum
21:03:12 <loltraktor> DAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
21:03:18 <loltraktor> :D
21:03:41 <knifebunny> DAYUM GIRL, WHATCHU TRYIN TO DO FOR ME
21:03:55 <loltraktor> yeh
21:03:57 <loltraktor> word
21:04:05 <Lish> i dont have brown hair
21:04:06 <Lish> haha
21:04:11 <loltraktor> haha
21:04:14 <loltraktor> dayum
21:04:23 <loltraktor> ah cmon baby
21:04:26 <loltraktor> u dont have 2 b like dat
21:04:28 <loltraktor> i gotchu
21:04:29 <knifebunny> what colour did you dye it, Lish ?
21:04:32 <loltraktor> aww yee
21:04:37 <Lish> lol @ kb
21:04:42 <Lish> thinking he's seen me
21:04:53 <knifebunny> what
21:04:54 <loltraktor> den show me baby
21:04:59 <loltraktor> whachu scared of
21:05:07 <loltraktor> dem curves r like POW
21:05:11 <knifebunny> ok Lish lets exchange pics, i will show you one of me last saturday night
21:05:13 <loltraktor> dem titties r like POW
21:05:18 <loltraktor> legs like BAM
21:05:19 <Lish> i seen u
21:05:22 <Lish> dont wanna exchange
21:05:22 <knifebunny> you can show me one from any time period, other than when you were a baby because thats sick
21:05:22 <Lish> :D
21:05:25 <loltraktor> ass like POW
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21:05:57 <Lish> lol
21:06:05 <loltraktor> whos shads
21:06:19 <knifebunny> i am getting paranoid about shads
21:06:23 <loltraktor> ?
21:06:24 <knifebunny> i think he is spying on me
21:06:25 <Lish> iunno
21:06:27 <loltraktor> y?
21:06:33 <knifebunny> its the impression that i get
21:06:36 <loltraktor> yeh?
21:06:42 <loltraktor> does he go rat shit on?
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21:06:48 <knifebunny> wb shads
21:06:52 <loltraktor> wb shads
21:07:19 <loltraktor> Lish
21:07:22 <loltraktor> u got big ass titties?
21:07:39 <Lish> ok
21:07:42 <knifebunny> no she is rather flat chested, and by flat chested i dont mean fried eggs, but it is halfway between flat and huge
21:07:49 <knifebunny> i consider the definition to be "ample"
21:07:56 <Lish> thats enough loltraktor
21:08:02 <Lish> knifebunny stfu you know nothing :)
21:08:04 <knifebunny> but i dont talk about breasts, i just like to talk about her sleeping on my couch whilst i play xbox
21:08:06 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzpCcNdhy5w
21:08:08 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight)"
21:08:18 <loltraktor> :(
21:08:20 <loltraktor> kk
21:08:23 <loltraktor> just wanted 2 cuddle
21:08:25 <loltraktor> but yeh :(
21:08:31 <Lish> you prob like 10
21:08:35 <Lish> haha
21:08:36 <loltraktor> me?
21:08:40 <Lish> yer
21:08:42 <Lish> im 43
21:08:53 <loltraktor> >:|
21:09:00 <knifebunny> be careful with Lish, she is a masterful troll .. she trolls the fuck out of me all the time, and i thought i was pro
21:09:06 <loltraktor> nuh
21:09:10 <loltraktor> i dont get offended these days
21:09:14 <loltraktor> i generally troll back
21:09:15 <Lish> :D im the shiz
21:09:18 <loltraktor> pro stylez
21:09:24 <Lish> i could crush you loltraktor
21:09:28 <Lish> but i'll play nice :) for now
21:09:41 * knifebunny goes in to hug Lish and realises its not reciprocated and pretends he was stretching for a yawn
21:09:42 <loltraktor> id still work though right :)
21:10:15 <loltraktor> dayum bruthaz
21:10:31 <knifebunny> NanaBonana
21:10:36 <Lish> i dont know you would loltraktor
21:10:37 <Lish> :D
21:10:45 <loltraktor> nuh i would
21:10:46 <loltraktor> trust me :)
21:10:52 <loltraktor> ive been through a shitload
21:11:02 <Lish> :D
21:11:02 <loltraktor> flicking ppl off is generally my forte
21:11:05 <Lish> how old are u ?
21:11:11 <loltraktor> 30
21:11:13 <knifebunny> she is a 23 year old business woman
21:11:15 <Lish> i miss Joori he's fun to play with
21:11:22 <Lish> hey im 25 :D
21:11:32 <knifebunny> sorry, i estimate a womans age and then subtract 5
21:11:33 <loltraktor> 43, 25, 23
21:11:34 <loltraktor> work it out
21:11:39 <loltraktor> :)
21:11:45 <knifebunny> thats how i determine the exact number
21:11:48 <knifebunny> i was a little off this time
21:12:10 <Lish> im fierce :)
21:12:20 <Lish> nah im nice
21:12:21 <Lish> :D
21:12:29 <loltraktor> fierce generally means been there and done that
21:12:33 <loltraktor> and i've done that
21:12:37 <Lish> lol
21:12:37 <loltraktor> so what else is new
21:12:39 <Lish> uhuh
21:13:14 <loltraktor> bah ham radio time i think
21:13:39 <knifebunny> im heating up the oven
21:13:40 <knifebunny> i dont know why
21:13:46 * loltraktor shrug
21:13:47 <loltraktor> s
21:13:49 <loltraktor> something to do?
21:14:11 <Lish> going to make them cupcakes
21:14:22 <loltraktor> mmm
21:14:29 <loltraktor> so he cooks?
21:14:31 <loltraktor> also?
21:14:35 <loltraktor> so i'm not the only one!
21:14:40 * loltraktor shrugs
21:14:48 <loltraktor> more choice for dem biatches
21:14:52 <Lish> lol
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21:15:24 <knifebunny> as we dance by the moonlight
21:15:30 <knifebunny> cant you see .. YOU'RE MY DELIGHT?@!
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21:15:38 <loltraktor> lady eh
21:16:33 <knifebunny> haters gonna hate
21:16:33 <knifebunny> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-PcMSxrUA
21:16:34 <youtube> Youtube Title: "Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby"
21:16:45 <loltraktor> nuh
21:16:53 <loltraktor> i like that song still
21:17:00 <loltraktor> still got that shit on vinyl
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21:18:04 <loltraktor> shads
21:18:05 <loltraktor> im watching u
21:20:04 <Lish> omgggggg
21:20:08 <Lish> you cant be serious
21:20:10 <Lish> on vinyl
21:20:17 <Lish> that is the GAYEST thing i have ever heard
21:20:18 * Lish dies
21:20:33 <loltraktor> vinyl pwns
21:20:43 <loltraktor> dont tell me u like CDJs
21:20:52 <Lish> no i like vinyl
21:20:56 <Lish> i have lots of vinyls
21:21:04 <loltraktor> i use alot of samples from vinyl
21:21:08 <Lish> but not with shit music on them, like madison avenue
21:21:11 <Lish> omg
21:21:14 <Lish> dance music.
21:21:15 <Lish> right?
21:21:17 * Lish dies
21:21:22 <loltraktor> not really
21:21:27 <loltraktor> dance like doof doof?
21:21:38 <loltraktor> nuh
21:21:38 <Lish> yeah
21:21:39 <Lish> i dunno
21:21:42 <loltraktor> u prob into rap
21:21:44 <loltraktor> rap rapes
21:21:45 <Lish> haha
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21:21:51 <loltraktor> rap is ghey
21:21:58 <Lish> thats nice :)
21:22:03 <Lish> for people who like rap
21:22:09 <loltraktor> they are homo
21:22:12 <Lish> i like real music :) played with real instruments :D
21:22:12 <loltraktor> period
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21:23:11 <loltraktor> i play real instruments
21:24:03 <Lish> ok
21:24:04 <Lish> :)
21:24:08 <loltraktor> but i aint trying to impress
21:24:18 <loltraktor> so naar :P
21:24:43 <loltraktor> considering i have boxes and boxes and boxes of vinyl of all sorts
21:24:55 <loltraktor> and my decks n shit
21:25:08 <loltraktor> yee
21:25:09 <loltraktor> word
21:25:18 <Lish> but you're not trying to impress?
21:25:19 <Lish> lol
21:25:26 <Lish> the word decks makes me want to punch you
21:25:32 <Lish> so good job on not trying to impress
21:25:33 <Lish> :)
21:25:37 <loltraktor> exactly
21:25:38 <loltraktor> :)
21:26:07 <loltraktor> now go play with your sesame street instruments
21:26:54 <Lish> uhuh
21:26:55 <knifebunny> im staying well the fuck away from this conversation :)
21:27:06 <loltraktor> pfft
21:27:12 <loltraktor> shes trying to serve me up
21:27:15 <loltraktor> still aint feeling it
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21:28:24 <Lish> just telling the truth
21:28:35 <Lish> on my feelings about music like madison avenue and decks :D
21:28:44 <loltraktor> and well out they go
21:28:55 <Lish> :)
21:28:59 <loltraktor> :)
21:29:39 <loltraktor> oh well have fun voicing that opinion
21:29:53 <Lish> i shall
21:29:57 <loltraktor> :)
21:31:32 <Lish> watching ellen
21:31:33 <Lish> orrite
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21:36:13 <Lish> Nic going to get this too haha http://www.tefal.com.au/All+Products/Breakfast/Toasters/Products/Toast+n+Egg+2-slice+Toaster/Toast+n+Egg+2-slice+Toaster.htm
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21:48:43 <loltraktor> ellen
21:48:44 <loltraktor> pfft
21:49:55 <Lish> ellen is awesome
21:50:07 <loltraktor> yeh if i turned les
21:50:13 <loltraktor> but unfortunately she fails
21:50:19 <loltraktor> so ah what else is on
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22:03:54 <knifebunny> ^.^
22:04:35 <loltraktor> ?
22:06:35 <knifebunny> just played some MW2 with NanaBonana
22:06:43 <knifebunny> shit was awesome
22:06:48 <NanaBonana> fuck yeah
22:06:50 <loltraktor> modern warfare eh
22:06:52 <loltraktor> 2
22:06:53 <NanaBonana> you were good kb
22:07:11 <NanaBonana> if you got some practice... you could be really good
22:07:11 <loltraktor> Knife. mate
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22:07:48 <knifebunny> the closest game i can think of that i am good at with my skills is UT3
22:08:33 <knifebunny> but i dont mind losing, i just like having fun
22:08:50 <loltraktor> shads
22:08:52 <loltraktor> :@
22:08:56 <loltraktor> ARE YOU THERE
22:09:33 <Joori> gah
22:09:42 <loltraktor> ?
22:09:45 <Joori> fucking penalty for typing in the wrong chan lolz
22:09:49 <loltraktor> hahaha
22:09:51 <loltraktor> u mean idle
22:09:54 <loltraktor> hahahahahahaha
22:09:57 <Joori> 22:13:39- -grimlock- Penalty of 0 days, 00:23:37 added to your timer for privmsg.
22:09:59 <loltraktor> :D
22:10:02 <loltraktor> lulz
22:10:39 <Joori> why the hell can't i ping my sister's pc over the nework :|
22:10:56 <loltraktor> firewall
22:12:13 <Joori> none are on :o
22:12:26 <loltraktor> nic
22:12:27 <loltraktor> is dead
22:12:28 <loltraktor> or dying
22:12:31 <Joori> i can't ping her and she can't ping me
22:12:38 <loltraktor> no network connection
22:12:43 <loltraktor> subnet different
22:12:45 <loltraktor> ip different
22:12:50 <loltraktor> port on switch is bad
22:12:57 <loltraktor> firewall rules on switch
22:13:01 * loltraktor shrug
22:13:03 <loltraktor> take your pick
22:13:17 <Joori> i think it's the router tbh.. but im lazy to factory reset it :o
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22:13:55 <loltraktor> just do it
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22:22:00 <loltraktor> im da type of n_gga thats built 2 laast if u fuck wid me i putta foot in yow ass
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22:25:21 <loltraktor> BOONG
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22:31:07 <ash> :]
22:31:49 <loltraktor> BOONG
22:31:52 <loltraktor> :D
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23:21:17 <loltraktor> BOONG
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23:28:12 <loltraktor> lol
23:28:13 <loltraktor> or
23:28:15 <loltraktor> knifebunny
23:28:16 <loltraktor> oi
23:28:25 <loltraktor> random is pretty random lulz
23:28:49 <knifebunny> dont get yourself zlined
23:28:59 <loltraktor> haha
23:29:02 <loltraktor> nuh i finished
23:29:17 <loltraktor> u watchin that tho homes
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23:29:35 <knifebunny> no
23:29:44 <loltraktor> shads :@
23:30:34 <ash> yo knifebunny
23:30:36 <ash> whats the plan
23:31:03 <knifebunny> i didnt know that there was a plan?
23:31:54 <ash> yeah im going to valleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
23:32:04 <ash> a lay-dee is dragging me out for a bit
23:34:24 <ash> what are you doing
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23:36:43 <ash> http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1444512429087&ref=mf
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23:44:20 * ash slaps knifebunny around a bit with a large trout
23:44:43 <knifebunny> what
23:44:47 <knifebunny> im cooking pasta
23:44:49 <knifebunny> what do you need
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