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08:01:09 <brett_> fuck yeah
08:01:19 <brett_> I cracked my quota at 11.22pm last night
08:01:31 <brett_> and it reset at 12.05am this morning
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09:35:01 <brett_> grouphug
09:35:02 <php> <brett_> I believe in God because I know for certain He is there. He has recently brought my life around after a horrible experience during which I lost all hope, and now, I have met the most incredible man in the world. I knew God existed before this, but after having this wonderful experience, my belief has been completely reaffirmed. I'm happy as I've ever been in my life. (685048563)
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10:33:38 <Mrcageine> good morning every1
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10:36:32 <brett_> sup
10:48:46 Topic Is: Welcome to #PHP | 5.2.3, 4.4.7 released | PHP developer required to paste together a website, paying generously, contact trekster
10:48:46 Set By: (trekster) on: Fri Jul 20 22:17:42 2007
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10:54:13 <brett_> yes
10:54:25 <brett_> but you can restart it with session_start() on the next page
10:54:30 <brett_> as long as it has not timed out
10:57:47 <MrCafeine> ok
10:58:04 <MrCafeine> but closing the page kills the session available in the script automatically
10:58:08 <MrCafeine> right?
10:59:43 <MrCafeine> ohh, stupid question, dont worry about answering
10:59:46 <MrCafeine> :d
11:01:47 <brett_> grouphug
11:01:48 <php> <brett_> I'm obsessed with playing minesweep... help me!!!! (574827016)
11:10:25 <MrCafeine> lol
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11:32:32 <brett_> grouphug
11:32:34 <php> <brett_> When I was about 7 my dad and I would always go to the store and when no-one was looking i would steal penny-candy. I would also do it at another store. Damn. I wish my mother would die, and I hate her and she is so fucking annoying. But yet, I still feel bad about it. I hate all of my friends and when-ever they call I try to make up excuses to not go anywhere. I use to squeeze my cats. God, I'm sorry fluffy and mike. I want to get laid so badly.
11:32:34 <php> I'm only 14. I am severely in love with my online friend and I one day think i will marry him. Thanks for listening. It's not all , but good enough. (676457326)
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11:38:26 <Pasamio|Sleep> re: <php> <brett_> I'm obsessed with playing minesweep... help me!!!! (574827016) <-- i know someone for who that is true :S
11:38:51 <brett_> m
11:38:58 <brett_> anyone know how long standard warranty is on dell laptops
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12:07:09 <MrPHP> LOL
12:24:49 <Lukian> brett_, 1yr i think, there's usually an option for 3 (which may be default, depending on the model)
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12:57:07 <MrPHP> hey
12:57:26 <MrPHP> Im developing a website localy on my PC
12:57:48 <MrPHP> how can I test the Automatic Email if I dont have MailSErver ?
12:58:26 <Pasamio> download a mail server to your pc
12:58:27 <Pasamio> use linux
12:59:22 <MrPHP> do I need a domain name for that ?
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13:01:43 <Pasamio|Out> no
13:02:01 <trekster> still looking for a developer people, couple of offers but not sure the skill is there
13:02:03 <Pasamio|Out> just as long as you don't expect it to go anywhere (e.g. you send it from your box to your box)
13:02:31 <MrPHP> it will be Internal
13:02:43 <Pasamio|Out> trekster: they're all horrible, hire them all for one week and tell them they all have to live together and day by day they'll be evicted and the last developer standing gets the job :p
13:02:45 <MrPHP> Local Network
13:05:31 <Lukian> trekster, sup?
13:10:15 <trekster> Hi Lukian, seeking a PHP developer with experience to build a site for me, looking to hand the site over from the graphics designer in two weeks
13:10:37 <trekster> obviously can provide detailed information to anyone who has time and is interested
13:10:45 <MrPHP> is it good $$ ?
13:11:09 <trekster> I'll pay what the person is worth
13:11:15 <MrPHP> lol
13:12:07 <MrPHP> why my SQL statement when Im using the = is not comparing if the LEtters are uppse case or not
13:12:08 <MrPHP> like
13:12:19 <MrPHP> Mypassword=MYPASSWORD
13:27:16 <brett_> ck fhttp://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/case-sensitivity.html
13:27:19 <brett_> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/case-sensitivity.html
13:48:43 <brett_> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1e/Bike_doing_it_wrong.jpg
13:48:44 <brett_> from pavenoob
13:55:35 <MrPHP> cheers buddy
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15:20:39 <brett_> sup cubes
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16:04:53 <brett_> grouphug
16:04:54 <php> <brett_> Dwelling on the negative has never helped anyone do anything. Get over it. Get on with it. (503728446)
16:05:05 <brett_> fuckin' here here
16:05:09 <brett_> grouphug
16:05:11 <php> <brett_> i pretend to like hippies, because they have the best weed. (761632866)
16:05:17 <brett_> x2
16:28:05 <MrPHP> hi
16:28:16 <MrPHP> if I dont want to use frames
16:28:23 <MrPHP> I wanan have a main menu on the left
16:28:26 <brett_> which, you don't
16:28:38 <MrPHP> and I want the user toalways see it even if I scroll down 20 pages
16:28:46 <brett_> float
16:28:52 <MrPHP> what do you mean
16:28:53 <MrPHP> ?
16:29:01 <brett_> www.google.com/search?q=css+float
16:29:13 <MrPHP> lol
16:29:22 <MrPHP> cheers man
16:29:29 <MrPHP> thats what I need
16:29:30 <MrPHP> the kep
16:29:33 <MrPHP> KEY*
16:29:38 <MrPHP> and you always give me the KEY
16:30:13 <brett_> http://www.webdeveloper.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-55712.html
16:30:17 <brett_> is a quick and easy one
16:30:50 <MrPHP> fuck, being in this room, I learn more than going to college
16:30:50 <MrPHP> !
16:34:15 <Lukian> lol.
16:34:37 <Lukian> Using the internet would have the same effect, but these channels are indeed handy for beginners :)
16:36:30 <brett_> pfft college
16:36:31 <brett_> who needs it
16:50:56 <darknoise> not me ;p
16:51:01 <darknoise> i didnt finish high school
16:51:11 <darknoise> as of last week im a php dev for a living too ^_^
16:52:42 <brett_> that was me 5 year ago
16:52:55 <brett_> dropped out, php dev, then onto unix/sysadmin
16:55:01 <darknoise> lol i admin my own colo's anyway
16:55:08 <darknoise> fbsd 4 lyf biatches
16:57:53 <darknoise> and plesk/cpanel can go eat dick, ssh is where the partys at...
16:58:00 * darknoise 's CLI geek
17:04:33 <Lukian> so none of your clients ask for control panels? :p
17:22:44 <eyecue> its not that difficult to integrate the individual ones anyway
17:26:14 <Lukian> aye true
17:33:27 <eyecue> not to mention the version lag cpanel has
17:33:34 <eyecue> plus its gay install/config layout
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19:05:53 <MrPHP> what the fuck is AJAX
19:10:03 <drexen> updating a page via a server in realtime
19:10:17 <drexen> for instance
19:10:21 <drexen> hotmail uses AJAX
19:13:07 <Lukian> lol.
19:14:43 <Lukian> AJAX is a fancy term for dynamic realtime display of pages, using a little piece of javascript called XMLHTTPreq :p
19:14:58 <Lukian> s/pages/content
19:32:50 <darknoise> AJAX is a fancy term for 'fucking your IE6 compatibility' :(
19:33:37 <darknoise> well in the case ive been working with it this week anyway :(
19:36:02 <drexen> Asynchronous JavaScript and XML
19:36:36 <darknoise> hehe its awesome, when it works right
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20:19:00 <MrPHP> ok
20:19:02 <MrPHP> take care
20:19:09 <MrPHP> oh already left
20:51:54 <MrPHP> is hard to build a search fucntionality in PHP ?
20:53:59 <schnoodles> depends how advanced you want it
21:19:41 <MrPHP> lets say just basic one
21:23:26 <brett_> easiest way is to search your down database
21:24:17 <brett_> select * from news where article_body like '%".$string."%';
21:25:53 <brett_> more advanced ones can parse your site using curl or similar, read it as a human see's it and index it, basically
21:39:22 <MrPHP> ohh ok
21:39:27 <MrPHP> thanks man
21:39:27 <MrPHP> but
21:39:37 <MrPHP> articles will be stored in the database ?
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