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00:40:32 <drexen> grouphug
00:40:33 <php> <drexen> I like to bend over on my back and ejaculate into my own mouth. (804548166)
00:41:08 <drexen> i really wish i didn't read that
00:41:14 <drexen> trekster
00:41:23 <drexen> what's job about?
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11:04:02 <alissha> hey hoes
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11:08:31 <alissha> grr
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18:15:20 <paveway> grouphug
18:15:22 <php> <paveway> finaly this great guy that i like asked me to homecoming and i totaly fucked it up! i said after he could not hang out twice that i thought that we should go with friends and i jsut feel like shit and dont know if he still likes me because i like him and i just hate it i feel like such shit! (813576418)
18:15:39 <paveway> grouphug
18:15:41 <php> <paveway> i like playing monopoly on saturday nights (783248159)
18:15:45 <paveway> grouphug
18:15:47 <php> <paveway> most girls that i fall in love with return the love after my obsession is over and it's too late. They think that my attempted selflessness is just to get laid for some reason. (746787511)
18:16:03 <paveway> cause it is you knob
18:16:04 <paveway> grouphug
18:16:06 <php> <paveway> I love anne soooo much, and i hope we have a full and happy future together..... Im glad to finally say that out loud! (765636206)
18:16:21 <paveway> you didn't say it out loud
18:16:23 <paveway> grouphug
18:16:24 <php> <paveway> olives are not good by themselves, but they are excellent on pizza! (272006732)
18:16:29 <paveway> grouphug
18:16:30 <php> <paveway> I have never had impotency problems. when i was 25 i had was dating I got a date with this hot chick that i worked with. my buddy gave me a couple viagra pills. i was up for hours. I was a little afraid because it did not go down in the "erections lasting longer than 4 hours should seek medical attention" time frame. but that is a subject for a latter confession. I boned her all night, after that it sex between us was never quite the same. We bro
18:16:30 <php> ke up and she started dating some one else, but kept comming back to me for sex. I felt kind of like a sex toy, but didn't care at the time cause she was hot. now i feel kind of guilt about it. (197817657)
18:16:33 <paveway> grouphug
18:16:34 <php> <paveway> i go tcought shoplifting and have to go to court.. my appointment was yeasterday.. i think.. humm..well i didnt go.. i'm 14 and now i'm fucked for the rest of my life. i feel like just giving up. (660747534)
18:16:45 <paveway> hahaaha
18:16:46 <paveway> hahaaha
18:16:47 <paveway> grouphug
18:16:48 <php> <paveway> I walked into my friend's house who I knew wasn't home and stole two very expensive beers from her refridgerator. I feel quite terrible about this now. (626507257)
18:16:56 <paveway> grouphug
18:16:57 <php> <paveway> Jen is hot and gorgeous. I love her. (888306303)
18:16:59 <paveway> grouphug
18:17:00 <php> <paveway> my roommates and i caught 2 mice yesterday in a sticky trap and then we tortured the shit out of them by burning them and then i popped one of their skulls with pliers. i think my dick moved when i did it. does that make me a bad person? (241452792)
18:17:20 <paveway> that makes you a serial killer you sick cunt
18:17:24 <paveway> grouphug
18:17:26 <php> <paveway> i have a fetish for rich daddy's girls. (990120652)
18:17:36 <paveway> have a fetish for your mum
18:17:37 <paveway> grouphug
18:17:39 <php> <paveway> Today my best guy friend (I'm a girl) tried to hold hands with me. I freaked, and we made a big joke about it. Secretly I wished he'd never let go. (168165733)
18:17:50 <paveway> grouphug
18:17:52 <php> <paveway> I have been dating my boyfriend for three years. When we first met, I thought he was really ugly so I told him I was a lesbian. We ended up being friends, and I was too embarrassed to tell him that I lied about being gay. When we finally fell in love, I told him he "changed" me. He is truly amazed, and I pretend to be too. I don't have the heart to tell him that I lied about the whole lesbian thing, because he's really sensitive about the fact th
18:17:52 <php> at he's not a good-looking guy. It would break his heart to know that I lied just so I wouldn't have to date him. So instead I make up all sorts of stories about my past life as a lesbian. I even have all the dates memorized for the beginnings and ends of my relationships with these fictional girlfriends. (710653716)
18:17:53 <paveway> grouphug
18:17:54 <php> <paveway> I'm married, but I think I've fallen for another person. His name is Brian, he is incredibly handsome and I work with him. Lately, I find myself looking for every excuse I possibly can to have to talk to him. He works in our IT dept, so it's pretty easy to find a reason to stop at his desk. I'm not sure how I can go on living a lie. (558901552)
18:18:06 <paveway> grouphug
18:18:07 <php> <paveway> i am afraid i am falling in love. (813886169)
18:18:10 <paveway> grouphug
18:18:12 <php> <paveway> The only time I feel beautiful is in the bathroom with my fingers down my throat. Everyone thinks I got over it after therapy. (340696368)
18:18:22 <paveway> harden the fuck up
18:18:23 <paveway> grouphug
18:18:24 <php> <paveway> This website is making me hard. I'm 72. (568972035)
18:18:28 <paveway> grouphug
18:18:30 <php> <paveway> We used to be best friends. Really close, us against the world type. I HATE you. Do you know that you represent everything that is wrong with the world. You make me feel bad about myself and you enjoy it. I have done nothing put put my heart and soul into this friendship and you just take it and shred it to bits. I hate being around you. I hate that I live with you, I hate that you took her side over mine and that you don't try to understand me.
18:18:30 <php> I hate that we sit next to each other in class and you never talk to me. I hate that you're always "that girl" and I never am. I hate that I'm about to go abroad with you and you're the only person on the trip I know. I hate that I once trusted you. But mostly I hate that you do all this shit to me, and I still can't get over it. I wish that I were brave enough to walk away. (672210276)
18:18:31 <paveway> grouphug
18:18:33 <php> <paveway> janine you are such a bitch. how can you take my life for saving your "love"? it's a savage world i guess. just too fucked up. i don't wanna be a part of this unbelievably high heap of bullshit. (182564723)
18:18:40 <paveway> grouphug
18:18:40 <php> <paveway> Up until now I have been working a job that pays a decent wage. But I want to make it big, I have always had such ambition. I have convinced myself the working man is a sucker and now im getting into selling drugs bigtime and in two years im leaving to a major city for a job oppurtunity with the wrong people. I am 18 and going to be making more money than my parents. What am I going to say when they ask where im getting themoney and what job I ha
18:18:40 <php> ve? Im on the path to self destruction and there is no turning back for me. (808433656)
18:18:42 <paveway> grouphug
18:18:44 <php> <paveway> When I'm with my girlfriend, I sometimes pretend to be upset and start crying just so that when she holds me, I can press my face into her breasts. The sad part is that she really cares about me and is grieved to see me cry, but I still do it. (944755764)
18:18:57 <paveway> hahahahahahaha
18:18:59 <paveway> hahahahahahaha
18:19:00 <paveway> grouphug
18:19:02 <php> <paveway> I've always wanted to compete in the special olympics, i have a low self esteem, and a bad temper, so when i'm running the hundred meeter dash, and one of those fuckers gets ahead of me, i can just punch him in the head, and i wont hurt him that bad, because he'll have a helment on, and besides the fucker is retarded, he won't know what hit him. (324607722)
18:19:07 <paveway> lol
18:22:23 <Carson> HAHA
18:23:21 <paveway> hahahahahahhaa
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20:05:15 <MrCafeine> Good Evening Gentelmen
20:44:16 Topic Is: Welcome to #PHP | 5.2.3, 4.4.7 released | PHP developer required to paste together a website, paying generously, contact trekster
20:44:16 Set By: (trekster) on: Fri Jul 20 22:17:42 2007
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