// #nerdhacks — 2024-09-13
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10:00:00 <AxeZZZ> fk me epsom updates more than AVG tries to scare you into buying their software, "your ip address is visible!!!" <<-- this one is hilarious.. well yeah. every single computer on the planet which your packets pass through can see your ip.
10:03:00 <Rabbit> lolol
10:06:00 <AxeZZZ> preying on idiots is pathetic. the VPN advertising is sad. any govt organisation can lean on a VPN and demand logs and they cant clap their ankles for them fast enough to send all
10:07:00 <AxeZZZ> "you live in (insert city" << well yeah, thanks for that nugget of secret information
10:11:00 <soyience> when do we get ipv6
10:11:00 <soyience> this decade?
10:12:00 <AxeZZZ> hey if you guys need a "arse" scratcher for your pooch because bending down to skritch is painful, i got this on ebay, the looks of hemmingway im getting from our two when getting "that spot" near their tails is so worth the price >>> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/166609200402
10:17:00 <AxeZZZ> soyience, ive got both working on my wifi card
10:44:00 * AxeZZZ is now known as Axeman
12:00:00 <StrykerX> ipv6 isn't overly used still, it's odd given the lack of ipv4 addresses.
13:38:00 <Axeman> its friday, are you going to get drunk this weekend? :D
21:21:24 Topic Is: <b1rd> I bought a large hungry jacks meal and I gotta spread it out over 3 days as i'm poor and broke <b1rd> https://ibb.co/JR0dycH <sameoldshit> I'm on disability.
21:21:24 Set By: (von) on: Thu Jul 11 16:57:20 2024
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21:21:24 <AxeZZZ> its good to have the time to complain about a crappy product to ebay. take photos, label whats wrong, dont get emotional or bitchy, demand another product as described or a refund. my ebay score? 1272 all from purchases, not selling.
21:21:24 <Rabbit> Last time I bought something on ebay.. was about 10 years ago
21:21:24 <Rabbit> Was a laptop.. which I no longer have
21:21:24 <Rabbit> paied twice for a mobile phone battery
21:21:24 <Rabbit> paid*
21:21:24 <Rabbit> and still never got it
21:21:24 <Rabbit> oh and some Holden HSV key thingy
21:21:24 <Rabbit> which I still have today
21:21:24 <Rabbit> the grey on it is wearing off.. the red on the Lion is still there
21:21:24 <AxeZZZ> yup
21:21:24 <AxeZZZ> nuts and bolts, screws etc are so much cheaper than bunnginx
21:21:24 <AxeZZZ> s
21:21:24 <StrykerX> I got a phone cover off eBay not long ago, was okay.
21:21:24 <StrykerX> I see b1rd sh1t has been sneaking back in
21:21:25 <Glenn> ...schnucked... :P
21:21:25 <Rabbit> He stinks.. dude doesn't wash
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> might be the vagina
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21:21:25 <steven> cawk
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21:21:25 <Rabbit> loooolllllll
21:21:25 <Axeman> :D
21:21:25 <Axeman> dik and vag jokes, they will never age
21:21:25 <Axeman> >>> https://twitter.com/paulreynolds777/status/1832040840254140426
21:21:25 <Axeman> >>> https://twitter.com/paulreynolds777/status/1832047533608296680
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21:21:25 <Taco> What up nerd sacks
21:21:25 <steven> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
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21:21:25 <steven> b1rd shit abuot
21:21:25 <StrykerX> The b1rd sh1t is currently locked out of the nest
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21:21:25 <Taco> Don't Telstra payphones have wifi?
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21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> it was a good day.
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> ya learn something new each day. >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNykDx2w654
21:21:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to balance a bench grinder in 4 steps (Date not found) Length: 10:07 - UPLDR: Lets Roger That - - Likes - No likes or dislikes
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> check out this wanker, desperate to show everyone the 90k he spent on equipment that noone outside of NASA uses. >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3fVgcvmex4
21:21:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bench Grinder. Removing vibrations, balancing the abrasive disc, faceplate and more. (2 years ago) Length: 9:05 - UPLDR: grain - 1,839,121 views - Likes - No likes or dislikes
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> ah, that comment was meant for the first pasted url, the one ending in 654
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> lets roger that is a tool of dubious quality :D
21:21:25 <steven> [13:52] <Taco> Don't Telstra payphones have wifi?
21:21:25 <steven> ill check with b1rd
21:21:25 <steven> i seen a clip on payphones in mt druit
21:21:25 <steven> LOL
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21:21:25 <Axeman> made it to another dahyu
21:21:25 <Rabbit> What a lovely day
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> yup >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC4VflOayBw
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> BLUCHER!! >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYVIY1izho
21:21:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young Frankenstein : It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Raining (6 years ago) Length: 0:39 - UPLDR: John Murrill - 137,099 views - Likes - No likes or dislikes
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21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> bill and blow :D >>> https://twitter.com/paulreynolds777/status/1832887264386646456
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21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach.
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> How can you tell if a peurto rican girl is pregnant? Check her pulse.
21:21:25 <lx> Why don't blonds call 911? Because they can't find the '11' button
21:21:25 <lx> What is the difference between blondes and government bonds? Bonds mature, blondes don't.
21:21:25 <lx> What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> :D
21:21:25 <lx> Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on a buffalo hunt. When they stop to rest, Tonto places his ear to the ground and listens."Buffalo come," Tonto says."How do you know that?" asks the Lone Ranger."Ear sticky."
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> So a murderer, masohist, sadist, necrophiliac and pyromaniac are siting together and the sadist says:"Hey let's get a cat and torture it!", and the murderer says:"Ok, let's torture a cat and then kill it!", so the pyromaniac says:"Great, let's torture a cat, then kill it, and then burn it!" and then the necrophiliac says:"Yeah ok, but let's torture the cat, then kill it, then burn it, and
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> then fuck it!", to which the masohist replies:"Meow"
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> this reminds me of having to reboot multiple win98 sessions to install a printer driver wayyyyyyyyyyyy back when >>> https://twitter.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/1832987732706009521
21:21:25 <AxeZZZ> fk me, your future is doomed kids >>> https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1833017769282900054
21:21:25 <Axeman> a blonde goes in to the doctor for a checkup and is wearing pod earphones. the doctor says "disrobe and remove the earphones please". the blonde takes her clothes off and puts on the smock but keeps the pods in, the doctor says "you must remove the earphones for me to do a hearing test!" the blonde looks distressed but slowly removes one then the other pod. the instant she does, she drops
21:21:25 <Axeman> to the floor, dead!. the doctor attempts resussitation to no avail and pronounces her deceased a short time after. the next day he's still wondering what happened to her when he notices her phone and pods sitting on the chair, he puts one pod in his ear and plays the last audio selected on the phone. it is a voice saying "breathe in,.... breathe out..... breathe in....."
21:21:25 <lx> Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? She didn't know what ONE came first...
21:21:25 <lx> Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
21:21:25 <Axeman> hehehe lx
21:21:25 <Axeman> i havent heard the eleven one before
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21:21:26 <StrykerX> No sign of b1rd sh1t?
21:21:26 <Rabbit> No b1rd sh1t.
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21:21:26 <Rabbit> What a lovely day
21:21:26 <Axeman> MMM, found a great new game, star trucker.
21:21:26 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
21:21:26 <Axeman> hi glenn, yes, every day above ground is a good day
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21:21:26 <AxeZZZ> fk me epsom updates more than AVG tries to scare you into buying their software, "your ip address is visible!!!" <<-- this one is hilarious.. well yeah. every single computer on the planet which your packets pass through can see your ip.
21:21:26 <Rabbit> lolol
21:21:26 <Glenn> Be scared... be very very scared! <*roflmao*>
21:21:26 <AxeZZZ> preying on idiots is pathetic. the VPN advertising is sad. any govt organisation can lean on a VPN and demand logs and they cant clap their ankles for them fast enough to send all
21:21:26 <AxeZZZ> "you live in (insert city" << well yeah, thanks for that nugget of secret information
21:21:26 <soyience> when do we get ipv6
21:21:26 <soyience> this decade?
21:21:26 <AxeZZZ> hey if you guys need a "arse" scratcher for your pooch because bending down to skritch is painful, i got this on ebay, the looks of hemmingway im getting from our two when getting "that spot" near their tails is so worth the price >>> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/166609200402
21:21:26 <AxeZZZ> soyience, ive got both working on my wifi card
21:21:26 <StrykerX> ipv6 isn't overly used still, it's odd given the lack of ipv4 addresses.
21:21:26 <Axeman> its friday, are you going to get drunk this weekend? :D
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21:49:00 <StrykerX> Is the pope catholic?
21:49:08 <StrykerX> Is the pope catholic?
22:01:00 <Axeman> no but he shits in the woods while being chased by "that" bear
22:01:59 <Axeman> no but he shits in the woods while being chased by "that" bear
22:02:00 <Axeman> guess what stryker...
22:02:09 <Axeman> guess what stryker...
22:04:00 <Axeman> AVG told me my IP address is visible again. to whom it didnt elaborate, so scared again.
22:04:19 <Axeman> AVG told me my IP address is visible again. to whom it didnt elaborate, so scared again.
22:05:00 <Axeman> hah, this >>> https://twitter.com/LUSHblueart/status/1834439864600625241
22:05:00 <Axeman> saving the cats and ducks
22:05:10 <Axeman> hah, this >>> https://twitter.com/LUSHblueart/status/1834439864600625241
22:05:31 <Axeman> saving the cats and ducks
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