// #nerdhacks — 2021-04-28
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00:10:00 <UmpirePenis> Just gave a dude half a point for a new tv
00:10:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
00:10:00 <UmpirePenis> 85cm
00:10:44 <UmpirePenis> Just gave a dude half a point for a new tv
00:10:48 <UmpirePenis> ^^
00:10:58 <UmpirePenis> 85cm
00:36:00 <UmpirePenis> Doesn't support HD tho :(((((
00:36:24 <UmpirePenis> Doesn't support HD tho :(((((
00:40:00 <UmpirePenis> Damned shit
00:40:25 <UmpirePenis> Damned shit
00:41:14 Quit: ld0g ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:43:24 * UmpirePenis shitz on Hobbson
01:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Wanna see death? Come a little closer
01:14:31 <UmpirePenis> Wanna see death? Come a little closer
01:19:00 <UmpirePenis> My rap is trapped with a camera snap, danger with semi autos, my remedy sendin venom like Eminem on a bender with street venders, my team members obscene with embers, leave out pretenders, the green fiend free believe me you'll grieve when I get mean, forget the dream you insect I'm a lean machine, heaters and cream, defeat the scene, I need a petite teen, I speak clean, keep Jesus genes, the reaper of creepers cookin litres my rhyme book neat, I
01:19:20 <UmpirePenis> My rap is trapped with a camera snap, danger with semi autos, my remedy sendin venom like Eminem on a bender with street venders, my team members obscene with embers, leave out pretenders, the green fiend free believe me you'll grieve when I get mean, forget the dream you insect I'm a lean machine, heaters and cream, defeat the scene, I need a petite teen, I speak clean, keep Jesus genes, the reaper of creepers cookin litres my rhyme book neat, I've took
01:22:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:22:00 <UmpirePenis> 5 times platinum bitch
01:22:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
01:22:11 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:22:19 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:22:35 <UmpirePenis> 5 times platinum bitch
01:22:41 <UmpirePenis> ^^
01:23:00 <UmpirePenis> When I write, I offend the mic, catch me sending in troops, all ready to shoot, those green lasers are my team's Razer's, a group of fiends, salute the chief, cute and neat, root a sheep, in my suit complete, abuse A4 sheets, slay more creeps, pray for keeps, stay upto fall asleep, then call the fleet, maul your feet, on tour with beats, no cure to treat, the fewer of the elite, 5th gear in a jeep, sit here my dear, lisence to fear, Mike Tyson to
01:23:51 <UmpirePenis> When I write, I offend the mic, catch me sending in troops, all ready to shoot, those green lasers are my team's Razer's, a group of fiends, salute the chief, cute and neat, root a sheep, in my suit complete, abuse A4 sheets, slay more creeps, pray for keeps, stay upto fall asleep, then call the fleet, maul your feet, on tour with beats, no cure to treat, the fewer of the elite, 5th gear in a jeep, sit here my dear, lisence to fear, Mike Tyson to an ear,
01:26:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:26:00 <UmpirePenis> 5 times platinum bitch
01:26:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^?¿
01:26:01 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:26:04 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:26:13 <UmpirePenis> 5 times platinum bitch
01:26:27 <UmpirePenis> ^^?¿
01:27:00 <UmpirePenis> That's how us players roll
01:27:00 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
01:27:17 <UmpirePenis> That's how us players roll
01:27:21 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
01:28:00 <UmpirePenis> My bum stinkz
01:28:46 <UmpirePenis> My bum stinkz
01:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Got so much of this shit written.. every rhymes the same just equipped a lil somethin somethin
01:30:00 <UmpirePenis> ;))))
01:30:29 <UmpirePenis> Got so much of this shit written.. every rhymes the same just equipped a lil somethin somethin
01:30:43 <UmpirePenis> ;))))
02:13:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson crying himself to sleep
02:13:29 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson crying himself to sleep
02:16:58 * UmpirePenis hangs a fat shit on Hobbson
02:17:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
02:17:00 * UmpirePenis is now known as ThirdUmpireTesticles
02:17:02 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
02:17:25 Nick: UmpirePenis is now known as ThirdUmpireTesticles
02:22:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Jejzzz
02:22:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I'm high on drugs
02:22:22 Part: ThirdUmpireTesticles ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Quit)
02:22:40 Join: ThirdUmpireTesticles ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
02:22:44 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Jejzzz
02:22:59 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I'm high on drugs
02:41:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Any1 want to see pics of my anus?
02:41:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:41:31 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Any1 want to see pics of my anus?
02:41:39 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:41:41 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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03:12:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Hobbson
03:12:38 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Hobbson
03:13:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ?¿
03:13:27 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ?¿
03:14:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Hobbson the great
03:14:35 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Hobbson the great
03:19:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I swoop down and cause havoc, my rapper delivery is automatic lettin niggas have it
03:19:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I swoop down and cause havoc, my rapper delivery is automatic lettin niggas have it
03:24:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Heavyweight champ of rap
03:24:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> :))))
03:24:42 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Heavyweight champ of rap
03:24:49 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> :))))
03:25:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> D.S
03:25:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Y'all know the name
03:25:01 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> D.S
03:25:14 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Y'all know the name
03:28:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Fat hobbit
03:28:55 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Fat hobbit
03:29:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Fatso hobbit
03:29:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolololololol
03:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> look who it is
03:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> brisbane's finest
03:29:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Yes
03:29:04 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Fatso hobbit
03:29:10 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolololololol
03:29:30 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> look who it is
03:29:37 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> brisbane's finest
03:29:45 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Yes
03:30:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> The finest China white you'll see
03:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> yeah picked up $2000 today
03:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> waiting for bitcoin guy now
03:30:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Every verse I brain storm makes hurricanes form
03:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> reload again
03:30:05 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> The finest China white you'll see
03:30:30 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> yeah picked up $2000 today
03:30:50 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> waiting for bitcoin guy now
03:30:52 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Every verse I brain storm makes hurricanes form
03:30:59 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> reload again
03:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> hopefully another 30g today\
03:31:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Kool
03:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> in fine form son
03:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> had a good sleep
03:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> stopped shooting
03:31:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Great
03:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> had a line or two
03:31:22 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> hopefully another 30g today\
03:31:29 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Kool
03:31:29 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> in fine form son
03:31:38 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> had a good sleep
03:31:41 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> stopped shooting
03:31:50 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Great
03:31:54 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> had a line or two
03:32:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I got a new tv
03:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> hooker brought a hb
03:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> fucked her in the ass
03:32:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolzz
03:32:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Paid half a point for it
03:32:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolz
03:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> hehe
03:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> yeah i giving out too much
03:32:02 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> I got a new tv
03:32:04 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> hooker brought a hb
03:32:09 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> fucked her in the ass
03:32:13 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolzz
03:32:33 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Paid half a point for it
03:32:50 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolz
03:32:52 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> hehe
03:32:58 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> yeah i giving out too much
03:33:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ://
03:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> im clamping down tomorrow
03:33:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Kool
03:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i was doin hb's for 500
03:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> to a few mates
03:33:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> It's about 90cm
03:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> true son
03:33:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Not huge but it does the job
03:33:05 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> ://
03:33:09 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> im clamping down tomorrow
03:33:19 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Kool
03:33:29 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i was doin hb's for 500
03:33:33 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> to a few mates
03:33:37 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> It's about 90cm
03:33:47 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> true son
03:33:52 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Not huge but it does the job
03:33:59 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> im on ebay goin buy some new clothes
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> im on ebay goin buy some new clothes
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> got new bongs coming
03:34:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> No remote :((((
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> 10 pipes for $30 coming from china
03:34:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Going steal a universal remote tomorrow from woolies
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> Item processed at facility
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> BRISBANE AIRPORT QLD
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> Column, event date and time,
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> Tue 27 Apr, 5:21pm
03:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> LOOOOOOOOL
03:34:08 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> got new bongs coming
03:34:10 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> No remote :((((
03:34:18 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> 10 pipes for $30 coming from china
03:34:42 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Going steal a universal remote tomorrow from woolies
03:34:53 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> Item processed at facility
03:34:53 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> BRISBANE AIRPORT QLD
03:34:53 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> Column, event date and time,
03:34:53 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> Tue 27 Apr, 5:21pm
03:34:57 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> LOOOOOOOOL
03:35:00 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolz
03:35:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> should be overnight\
03:35:00 * ThirdUmpireTesticles is now known as DS
03:35:00 <DS> Kool
03:35:14 <ThirdUmpireTesticles> Lolz
03:35:49 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> should be overnight\
03:35:51 Nick: ThirdUmpireTesticles is now known as DS
03:35:56 <DS> Kool
03:36:00 * L0000000000000PEYD0G is now known as MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG
03:36:00 <DS> And
03:36:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> WHAT DOES THIS BITCH WANT
03:36:16 Nick: L0000000000000PEYD0G is now known as MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG
03:36:54 <DS> And
03:36:57 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> WHAT DOES THIS BITCH WANT
03:37:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> AM I AWAKE SHE REKONS
03:37:00 <DS> Lolz
03:37:00 <DS> ^^
03:37:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SHES MADE ME $2500
03:37:00 <DS> I get my Centrelink advance loan on 6th May
03:37:03 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> AM I AWAKE SHE REKONS
03:37:21 <DS> Lolz
03:37:25 <DS> ^^
03:37:31 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SHES MADE ME $2500
03:37:55 <DS> I get my Centrelink advance loan on 6th May
03:38:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> NICEEEEEEEEEE
03:38:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SPEND IT WITH ME SON\
03:38:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> I GET U HB $500
03:38:00 <DS> Lolzz
03:38:00 <DS> I will be getting a hb
03:38:01 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> NICEEEEEEEEEE
03:38:05 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SPEND IT WITH ME SON\
03:38:26 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> I GET U HB $500
03:38:34 <DS> Lolzz
03:38:59 <DS> I will be getting a hb
03:39:00 <DS> Don't know where from
03:39:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> GET IT FROM ME
03:39:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> PAYID ME I EXPRESS POST
03:39:00 <DS> Lolz no thanks
03:39:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> PFFT
03:39:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> WELL SMOKE YA FUCKING SHIT THEN CUNT
03:39:08 <DS> Don't know where from
03:39:09 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> GET IT FROM ME
03:39:20 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> PAYID ME I EXPRESS POST
03:39:24 <DS> Lolz no thanks
03:39:31 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> PFFT
03:39:56 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> WELL SMOKE YA FUCKING SHIT THEN CUNT
03:40:00 <DS> Looolllll
03:40:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> IM INSULTED
03:40:00 <DS> An angry Hobbson
03:40:00 <DS> ?¿
03:40:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> IM GOING SMOKE A BIG FUCKING PIPE RIGHT NOW
03:40:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> JUST TO BLOW IT IN YA FACE
03:40:00 <DS> I'm known for kickin lyrical literature
03:40:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> YA FUCKING MAGGOT CUNT
03:40:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> U COME HERE CUNT I MAKE U PISS
03:40:03 <DS> Looolllll
03:40:11 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> IM INSULTED
03:40:11 <DS> An angry Hobbson
03:40:15 <DS> ?¿
03:40:24 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> IM GOING SMOKE A BIG FUCKING PIPE RIGHT NOW
03:40:35 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> JUST TO BLOW IT IN YA FACE
03:40:39 <DS> I'm known for kickin lyrical literature
03:40:40 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> YA FUCKING MAGGOT CUNT
03:40:49 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> U COME HERE CUNT I MAKE U PISS
03:41:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BRISBANE'S WEAKEST
03:41:00 <DS> Lolllzzz
03:41:00 <DS> Lolllzzz
03:41:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BRISBANE'S WEAKEST
03:41:00 <DS> Hobbson has snapped
03:41:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> PIPE TIME MOTHER FUCKER
03:41:00 <DS> I got tramadol
03:41:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> I GIVE IT A GOOD CLEAN ON THE STOVE
03:41:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> THEN I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IM SMOKING BRO
03:41:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BRB
03:41:00 <DS> Don't think I'll take any
03:41:10 <DS> Hobbson has snapped
03:41:28 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> PIPE TIME MOTHER FUCKER
03:41:33 <DS> I got tramadol
03:41:35 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> I GIVE IT A GOOD CLEAN ON THE STOVE
03:41:43 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> THEN I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IM SMOKING BRO
03:41:45 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BRB
03:41:46 <DS> Don't think I'll take any
03:44:00 <DS> Pain medication
03:44:00 <DS> 200mg tablets
03:44:00 <DS> Only got 8
03:44:17 <DS> Pain medication
03:44:32 <DS> 200mg tablets
03:44:46 <DS> Only got 8
03:49:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> ALRITE BOUT PAK IT AND RECRYSTALZE
03:49:44 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> ALRITE BOUT PAK IT AND RECRYSTALZE
03:51:00 <DS> Kool
03:51:35 <DS> Kool
03:52:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SHES TAKING SHAPE
03:52:02 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SHES TAKING SHAPE
03:53:00 <DS> Kool
03:53:20 <DS> Kool
03:54:00 <DS> My glocks might put you in a box
03:54:32 <DS> My glocks might put you in a box
03:56:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> https://imgur.com/a/AOzsJYU
03:56:51 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> https://imgur.com/a/AOzsJYU
03:57:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> how you doin DS
03:57:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> take a look mate
03:57:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> bout to smoke up
03:57:01 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> how you doin DS
03:57:12 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> take a look mate
03:57:30 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> bout to smoke up
03:58:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> some of the finest product right there son
03:58:00 <DS> Kool
03:58:37 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> some of the finest product right there son
03:58:59 <DS> Kool
03:59:00 <DS> :))
03:59:00 <DS> ((:
03:59:00 <DS> How much U got?
03:59:05 <DS> :))
03:59:14 <DS> ((:
03:59:23 <DS> How much U got?
04:00:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> prob 5g on me\
04:00:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> another 20g today
04:00:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> paid up 3oz
04:00:13 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> prob 5g on me\
04:00:23 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> another 20g today
04:00:59 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> paid up 3oz
04:01:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> keep it goin
04:01:11 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> keep it goin
04:02:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> i'll shoot it then smoke it then snort it\
04:02:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> mix it up
04:02:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> ;)
04:02:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> have bout 1k outstanding\
04:02:14 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> i'll shoot it then smoke it then snort it\
04:02:20 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> mix it up
04:02:41 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> ;)
04:02:57 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> have bout 1k outstanding\
04:03:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> cunts better pay up
04:03:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> or up in flames
04:03:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> star
04:03:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BURNNNNNNNNNNNN BURN BURN
04:03:01 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> cunts better pay up
04:03:10 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> or up in flames
04:03:19 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> star
04:03:30 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BURNNNNNNNNNNNN BURN BURN
04:04:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> GOES TO QUICK
04:04:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BUT WE BE RIGHT
04:04:00 <DS> Lol
04:04:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> IM HAVING A BREAK
04:04:00 <DS> Nice
04:04:00 <DS> How much bud U got
04:04:03 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> GOES TO QUICK
04:04:12 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BUT WE BE RIGHT
04:04:31 <DS> Lol
04:04:35 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> IM HAVING A BREAK
04:04:38 <DS> Nice
04:04:57 <DS> How much bud U got
04:06:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> https://imgur.com/a/Vv91kjy
04:06:34 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> https://imgur.com/a/Vv91kjy
04:07:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> JUST A HALF OZ\
04:07:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> MY NEW BONGS SHOULD BE DELIVERED BY FRIDAY I HOPE
04:07:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BUT PROB NEXT WEEK
04:07:24 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> JUST A HALF OZ\
04:07:39 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> MY NEW BONGS SHOULD BE DELIVERED BY FRIDAY I HOPE
04:07:47 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> BUT PROB NEXT WEEK
04:09:00 <DS> Cool
04:09:35 <DS> Cool
04:10:00 <DS> I'm gonna get on first train and swap these tramadol for bud
04:10:00 <DS> Hope he's home ://
04:10:27 <DS> I'm gonna get on first train and swap these tramadol for bud
04:10:48 <DS> Hope he's home ://
04:17:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SO DO I MATE..
04:17:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> I JUST HAD A PUFF N IM FEELIN IT'
04:17:18 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> SO DO I MATE..
04:17:42 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> I JUST HAD A PUFF N IM FEELIN IT'
04:18:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> POTENT .
04:18:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> POTENT .
04:18:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> CUNTS BEEN HASSLING ME OUT
04:18:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> WHY I MUST GOTO GROUND LOL
04:18:33 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> CUNTS BEEN HASSLING ME OUT
04:18:43 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> WHY I MUST GOTO GROUND LOL
04:19:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> do this do that
04:19:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> FUCK YOU FUCK THAT !
04:19:12 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> do this do that
04:19:17 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> FUCK YOU FUCK THAT !
04:27:00 <DS> Kool
04:27:50 <DS> Kool
04:27:59 <DS> My bum smells
04:28:00 <DS> My bum smells
04:59:00 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> shut ur hole
04:59:30 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> shut ur hole
05:32:00 <DS> No bud
05:32:49 <DS> No bud
05:33:00 <DS> Fucken disrespectful piece of shit.
05:33:13 <DS> Fucken disrespectful piece of shit.
06:46:18 <DS> Hobbson is a homosexual poo parrot
06:53:39 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> whats the matter bro
06:53:47 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> R U OK?
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07:01:30 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> gday Joel
07:01:40 <Joel> hiya
07:07:19 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> how are you this morning mate
07:07:36 <Joel> i'm super thanks for asking
08:05:30 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> fuck you Joel !
08:05:32 <MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG> maggot
09:10:11 <DS> Lolz
09:10:14 <DS> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09:10:20 <DS> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09:10:27 <DS> An impostor
09:10:35 <DS> Let's get him Hobbson
09:48:39 <DS> Sniff my anus Joel
09:48:49 <DS> Ya poo parrot
09:48:53 <DS> Lolololololol
11:29:22 <DS> My bum stinks
11:29:38 <DS> Any1 up for keen wiffs?¿
11:45:30 <DS> Fat ass stinking caveman Senor Slobbson
11:45:32 <DS> Lolololol
11:46:24 Nick: DS is now known as UmpirePenis
12:11:38 Quit: MR-KING-K0NG-BIG-D0NG ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
12:11:39 Quit: Joel ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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12:49:40 <ld0g> hey Joel
12:49:50 <Joel> heya ld0g
12:49:59 <ld0g> parasite
13:16:11 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
13:16:32 <UmpirePenis> The poo parrots are back
13:16:52 <UmpirePenis> Taking keen wiffs of each other's fartz
13:17:07 <UmpirePenis> Lolololol
13:21:31 * UmpirePenis drops gutz in Hobbsons general direction
13:22:07 <UmpirePenis> Have a wiff of that ya fat sloppy wankstain
13:22:14 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
13:22:17 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:25:03 <UmpirePenis> Where is Chopper
13:25:07 <UmpirePenis> ?¿
13:28:13 <UmpirePenis> Hey Joel come and sniff my anus
13:28:39 <UmpirePenis> It smells like rotten eggs
13:28:44 <UmpirePenis> Lolololol
13:47:21 <ld0g> Chopper had to go mate
13:48:15 <ld0g> lets just say hes in a better place
13:49:43 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
13:49:57 <UmpirePenis> What you doin hobbit
13:50:02 <UmpirePenis> ?¿
13:50:21 <ld0g> eating lunch\
13:50:23 <ld0g> dominos
13:50:34 <UmpirePenis> I stole a $30 torch this morning from woolies
13:50:37 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
13:51:07 <ld0g> u petty theif
13:51:13 <UmpirePenis> Yup
13:51:34 <ld0g> proud of it too arent ya
13:51:42 <UmpirePenis> Got it sold tomorrow for $15 to my neighbour
13:51:45 <UmpirePenis> Lolololol
13:52:13 <UmpirePenis> I hungry
13:52:17 <ld0g> niceeeeeee
13:52:27 <ld0g> ive collected 300$ so far today\
13:52:39 <UmpirePenis> Pizza hut shits on dominos
13:52:42 <UmpirePenis> Kool
13:53:06 <UmpirePenis> Pay Id me $20 Hobbson
13:53:13 <UmpirePenis> ^^
13:54:02 <ld0g> ok done
13:54:09 <Joel> thanks ld0g
13:54:16 <UmpirePenis> Lies
13:54:16 <ld0g> np
13:54:46 <UmpirePenis> You just want my number so you can send me abusive messages
13:54:54 <UmpirePenis> :((((
13:56:04 <UmpirePenis> I got nothing to eat going to have to steal a meal from Woolworths
13:56:08 <UmpirePenis> Keke
13:56:18 <UmpirePenis> ^^?¿
13:57:12 <ld0g> ive already payid joel
13:57:16 <ld0g> ur an imposter
13:57:34 <UmpirePenis> Joel is an impostor
13:57:49 <UmpirePenis> Let's get him Davis
13:58:08 * UmpirePenis shitz on Joel
13:59:11 <UmpirePenis> But on a serious note..can you payid me twenny Davis so I can eat. I spent all my money on ice
13:59:26 <UmpirePenis> ://
14:00:48 <ld0g> ask sarah
14:01:14 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
14:01:18 <UmpirePenis> Nup
14:01:24 <UmpirePenis> Hate her gutz
14:02:11 <UmpirePenis> Her name is Sara . No h at the end
14:02:39 <ld0g> h is for hoe
14:02:50 <UmpirePenis> That's what she is
14:02:52 <UmpirePenis> :))
14:03:13 <UmpirePenis> Dirty filthy fat stinking hoe
14:03:51 <UmpirePenis> :))
14:04:17 <UmpirePenis> ((:
14:04:31 <UmpirePenis> A hoe is a garden implement
14:05:54 <UmpirePenis> Tramadol ain't to bad . Made me hungry imo
14:11:15 <ld0g> sorry
14:11:21 <ld0g> 200 sale
14:11:35 <ld0g> cunt already owes me\
14:11:43 <ld0g> but i give 3p
14:12:00 <ld0g> only a 185 profit
14:22:31 <ld0g> its like FUCK OFF CUNT\
14:32:12 <UmpirePenis> 3 for 200?¿
14:32:27 <UmpirePenis> You ripped him lollllzzz
14:34:17 <UmpirePenis> Silly Hobbson ripping of people
14:45:32 <UmpirePenis> I get 5 for 150
14:45:57 <UmpirePenis> How do you figure Hobbson ?
15:21:10 <UmpirePenis> Fat hobbson gonna get a hiding
15:21:36 <UmpirePenis> I'm gonna bash this ugly fucken dog cunt
15:31:33 <UmpirePenis> Just stole 2 mother drinks
15:31:37 <UmpirePenis> Hehehe
15:34:34 <UmpirePenis> Chill them in freezer imo
15:37:31 <UmpirePenis> Sniff my smelly testicles Davis ya gronk
16:11:09 <ld0g> all profit son
16:11:13 <ld0g> just not enough of it
16:11:27 <ld0g> delayed today tomorrow it is
16:11:43 <ld0g> waiting on 90g
16:12:50 <ld0g> might as well go the 100 hey
16:13:13 <Joel> are u sure thats enough ld0g
16:14:01 <ld0g> Joel my gd man indeed you're right again brutha lets take it 110
16:14:41 <ld0g> will the real Joel plz stand up plz stand up
16:14:49 * Joel stands
16:15:14 <ld0g> yeahhhhhh boiiiiiiiiiii
16:15:17 <ld0g> my nga
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17:45:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
17:45:37 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
17:46:00 <UmpirePenis> Homosexual poo parrots
17:46:25 <UmpirePenis> Homosexual poo parrots
17:47:00 <Joel> just brought $300 new clothes
17:47:00 <Joel> wallet
17:47:00 <ld0g> fuck off Joel\
17:47:00 <ld0g> m aggot
17:47:00 <ld0g> poor cunt
17:47:00 <ld0g> runs like a bitch
17:47:17 <Joel> just brought $300 new clothes
17:47:19 <Joel> wallet
17:47:26 <ld0g> fuck off Joel\
17:47:28 <ld0g> m aggot
17:47:34 Quit: Joel ([email protected]) Quit:
17:47:47 <ld0g> poor cunt
17:47:51 <ld0g> runs like a bitch
17:49:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
17:49:00 <UmpirePenis> Good one Davis
17:49:38 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
17:49:49 <UmpirePenis> Good one Davis
17:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Got rid of the jerk
17:50:23 <UmpirePenis> Got rid of the jerk
17:51:00 <ld0g> no worries mate
17:51:03 <ld0g> no worries mate
17:52:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
17:52:00 <ld0g> cant wait to abuse this
17:52:00 <ld0g> https://www.bargainbongsonline.com.au/shop/mini-port-a-pipe-10-5cm/
17:52:04 <UmpirePenis> ^^
17:52:48 <ld0g> cant wait to abuse this
17:52:49 <ld0g> https://www.bargainbongsonline.com.au/shop/mini-port-a-pipe-10-5cm/
17:53:00 <ld0g> should be here end of week i hope
17:53:00 <ld0g> along with my bong for weed\
17:53:05 <ld0g> should be here end of week i hope
17:53:12 <ld0g> along with my bong for weed\
17:54:00 <ld0g> i did have one of those lil crack bongs but some bitch stole it
17:54:16 <ld0g> i did have one of those lil crack bongs but some bitch stole it
17:55:00 <ld0g> hope the pipes come from china
17:55:00 <ld0g> start selling pipes
17:55:44 <ld0g> hope the pipes come from china
17:55:52 <ld0g> start selling pipes
17:56:00 <ld0g> prob get seized
17:56:00 <ld0g> was goin try get some vapes in
17:56:14 <ld0g> prob get seized
17:56:34 <ld0g> was goin try get some vapes in
18:14:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
18:14:53 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
18:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson the drug tycoon
18:16:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson the drug tycoon
18:35:00 <ld0g> i dont do drugs cunt
18:35:00 <ld0g> never have never will
18:35:24 <ld0g> i dont do drugs cunt
18:35:32 <ld0g> never have never will
19:03:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
19:03:11 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
19:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Lying dogshit Hobbson
19:19:27 <UmpirePenis> Lying dogshit Hobbson
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22:25:00 <UmpirePenis> Just swapped 25 Seroquel tablets for 3 points
22:25:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
22:25:50 <UmpirePenis> Just swapped 25 Seroquel tablets for 3 points
22:25:56 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
22:26:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
22:26:01 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
22:27:00 <UmpirePenis> I'll have a furious swirl when I get home ^^
22:27:15 <UmpirePenis> I'll have a furious swirl when I get home ^^
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