// #nerdhacks — 2021-04-05
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02:22:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> Chopper has lost control
02:22:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> shes n
02:22:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> shes not there anymore in the head
02:22:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> watch out
02:22:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> shes about to POP !
02:22:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> SNAP CRACKLE POP !!!!!!!!!!!!
04:07:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm at hauley
04:07:00 <UmpirePenis> Hayley's
04:07:00 <UmpirePenis> She's 18
04:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Her friend is 17
04:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Jajaja
04:19:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm shouting them ice pipes
04:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Is that wrong?
04:27:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> digusting human being
04:27:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i hope u goto hell and die
04:28:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> die u fucking scum
04:28:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> just fuck off and die
04:28:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> take your ice pipes and shove em up ya ass\
04:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> you filthy cunt
04:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> its people like you that need no longer exist in this world
04:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> FUCK OFF
04:31:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
04:31:00 <UmpirePenis> I stole a pair of $290 Oakley's yesterday
04:32:00 <UmpirePenis> Oakley prizm turbines
04:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> send em here
04:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i'll fix you up
04:32:00 <UmpirePenis> You wish smelly fish
04:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> well fuc k ya then
04:32:00 <UmpirePenis> I broke my pipe before
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzz
04:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i got 4
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Accidentally
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> :((((
04:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> doesnt phase me
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Kool
04:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i got a fully loaded syringe
04:33:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> ready to go
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> I have a warrant for my arrest
04:33:00 <UmpirePenis> LolZzz
04:34:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i have aids and hep c
04:34:00 <UmpirePenis> LolZ
04:34:00 <UmpirePenis> The 17 year old here told mevahe
04:34:00 <UmpirePenis> Told me she's a virgin
04:34:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
04:35:00 <UmpirePenis> They love me imo
04:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Pretty damn hot to.
04:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Imhoes
04:35:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^?¿
04:44:00 <UmpirePenis> Might write a rap... Bbs
04:45:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she told u that so she doesnt have to bother about sex with you|
04:45:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> so she can just smoke your pipes
04:45:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> and once ur pipes are gone so are u\
04:46:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> shes a virgin and the other one is on her period
04:46:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
04:46:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> SCORE brutha
04:47:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> smoke em out
04:47:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> yes yes
04:47:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> smoke up ladies
04:47:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> smoke all his drugs
04:47:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> good girls IMO
05:25:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolololololol
05:25:00 <UmpirePenis> I only had 2vp
05:25:00 <UmpirePenis> 2 points
05:26:00 <UmpirePenis> But I got them high...
05:26:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
05:26:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i got a blowjob off this bitch the other night
05:26:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> got on video
05:27:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> good blowjob imo
05:28:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she had a 2 point shot
05:28:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> busted her hole
05:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she was wanting call her friend in for a threesome
05:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> im like what
05:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i duno who u callin cunt\
05:29:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz .
05:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> haha
05:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Hayley is pretty hot bruh..
05:30:00 <UmpirePenis> I reckon..
05:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> so yeah anywayz might go down there get anohter blowie\
05:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> catcha later
05:30:00 <UmpirePenis> Imos
05:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> see if she can outperform
05:30:00 <UmpirePenis> How much did you pay her
05:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> nah not today cbf
05:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> gave her 2pt shot
05:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> thats
05:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> like
05:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> $20 for me
05:31:00 <UmpirePenis> LolZ
05:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> well\
05:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> $10
05:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> to be exact
05:31:00 <UmpirePenis> I can get on up the road... 10 minute walk
05:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> i just goto bitches like that\
05:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> cheap n nasty
05:31:00 <UmpirePenis> Good shit aswell...
05:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> what
05:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> the bitches?
05:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> the blowjob?
05:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she wanted to fuck
05:32:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> so i left
05:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Aaaaaaalolololololllllll
05:33:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:33:00 <UmpirePenis> I think Hayley has BB bee
05:34:00 <UmpirePenis> Been hitting on me
05:34:00 <UmpirePenis> She keeps saying cute
05:34:00 <UmpirePenis> I think she thinks I
05:34:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm cute...
05:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz imo
05:35:00 <UmpirePenis> Wonder what third umpire testicles thinks
05:36:00 <UmpirePenis> ?
05:36:00 <UmpirePenis> ?¿
05:36:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolzzz
05:36:00 <UmpirePenis> I was zlined fromvhe
05:36:00 <UmpirePenis> Here
05:36:00 <UmpirePenis> May I ask why?
05:37:00 <UmpirePenis> John McBumGravy. BB
05:37:00 <UmpirePenis> Why was I zlined you prick??¡
05:37:00 <UmpirePenis> Fucken cunts ay.
05:38:00 <UmpirePenis> I got a warrant for by
05:38:00 <UmpirePenis> My arrest
05:39:00 <UmpirePenis> The bring
05:39:00 <UmpirePenis> The ki
05:39:00 <UmpirePenis> The Nings want me for questioning
05:39:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:39:00 <UmpirePenis> Aaaaa9
05:39:00 <UmpirePenis> \^
05:39:00 <UmpirePenis> ^°?¿
05:40:00 <UmpirePenis> '-'
05:40:00 <UmpirePenis> °-°
05:40:00 <UmpirePenis> ^-^
05:40:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Hobbson
05:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Where art thou?
05:55:00 <UmpirePenis> When I lash out, I rip eye lashes out
05:57:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> ?
05:57:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> smoking a pipe
05:57:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> shut up
06:04:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
06:05:00 <UmpirePenis> I love pretty women and pretty women love me
06:05:00 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
06:06:00 <UmpirePenis> I be
06:06:00 <UmpirePenis> Ivw
06:06:00 <UmpirePenis> I want 7 girlfriends
06:06:00 <UmpirePenis> 1 for each day imoz
06:06:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:06:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^?¿
06:13:00 <UmpirePenis> I want Hayley ......
06:13:00 <UmpirePenis> Such a nice lil chic imo
06:14:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
06:19:00 <UmpirePenis> Really want to fuck her hey....
08:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she dont want u cunt
08:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> smoke ya pipes and fucks off
08:29:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> thats what she do
08:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she woulda already fucked ya if she wanted ya \
08:30:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> ya fucking disgusting cunt
08:31:00 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> open your eyes cunt once your pipes are gone so are you!\
10:15:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
10:15:00 <UmpirePenis> I got weed
10:16:00 <UmpirePenis> I stoned imo
10:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Hayley and gypsy are talking their asses off... Young hot fried gurls
10:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Yummm
10:51:00 <UmpirePenis> I love being a hot cunt
10:51:00 <UmpirePenis> Girls love me imo
10:51:00 <UmpirePenis> :))))))
11:54:00 <UmpirePenis> My bum smellz
11:54:00 <UmpirePenis> :((((
12:00:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:00:00 <UmpirePenis> Don't ever zlined me again...b
12:00:00 <UmpirePenis> I'm a legend around these parts.....
12:01:00 <UmpirePenis> :))) yupzz
12:01:00 <UmpirePenis> Too right ay
12:01:00 <UmpirePenis> Ibg
12:01:00 <UmpirePenis> I got hoes... In different area codes
12:01:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^?¿
12:01:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
15:00:00 <UmpirePenis> My bottom stinks
15:00:00 <UmpirePenis> ://
15:00:00 <UmpirePenis> Wouldv
15:01:00 <UmpirePenis> Would youvlik
15:01:00 <UmpirePenis> Would you like to sniff it Hobbson?¿
15:01:00 <UmpirePenis> Poopeyfrog
15:02:00 <UmpirePenis> FUCK
15:02:00 <UmpirePenis> My phone is rooted
15:02:00 <UmpirePenis> :(((
15:32:13 Topic Is: DOG SHIT
15:32:13 Set By: (President_Trump) on: Fri Jan 01 17:01:12 2021
15:32:13 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she dont want u cunt
15:32:13 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> smoke ya pipes and fucks off
15:32:13 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> thats what she do
15:32:13 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> she woulda already fucked ya if she wanted ya \
15:32:13 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> ya fucking disgusting cunt
15:32:13 <L0000000000000PEYD0G> open your eyes cunt once your pipes are gone so are you!\
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15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> I got weed
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> I stoned imo
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> Hayley and gypsy are talking their asses off... Young hot fried gurls
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> Yummm
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> I love being a hot cunt
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> Girls love me imo
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> :))))))
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15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> My bum smellz
15:32:13 <UmpirePenis> :((((
15:38:00 <UmpirePenis> Just stole $40 wi
15:38:00 <UmpirePenis> Wirthb
15:38:00 <UmpirePenis> Worth of shit from woolies
15:38:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
15:38:00 <e|f> steal some ciggies and i'll be impressed, rly
15:39:00 <UmpirePenis> Nah buying a 50 gram if
15:39:00 <UmpirePenis> Of chop chop for $30
15:39:00 <e|f> how much is a fiddy grammer these days, $80 ?
15:39:00 <UmpirePenis> Re
15:39:00 <UmpirePenis> I get chop chop
15:39:00 <e|f> ok
15:39:00 <UmpirePenis> $50 for 100gram
15:40:00 <e|f> chop chop is an illegal pursuit
15:40:00 <e|f> :(
15:40:00 <UmpirePenis> My dad buys a kilo of it at a time
15:40:00 <e|f> mmm
15:41:00 <e|f> i used to buy marlboro rolling tobacco but they have since discontinued it
15:44:00 <e|f> i cried many times over it
15:44:00 <e|f> why did you take away my marlboro rollies
15:44:00 <e|f> :(
16:15:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> druggies\
17:21:00 <UmpirePenis> They sell a pack of 20 Taylor mades for $20 or 2 packs for $35
17:21:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
17:23:00 <UmpirePenis> Imported from the UK
17:23:00 <e|f> burp
17:23:00 <UmpirePenis> I think the tobacco is imported from india
17:23:00 <e|f> where do they sell that
17:24:00 <e|f> sydney maybe
17:24:00 <UmpirePenis> At my local tobacconist
17:24:00 <e|f> melbourne maybe
17:24:00 <UmpirePenis> Brisbane
17:24:00 <UmpirePenis> On the northside
17:24:00 <e|f> ah yep, major city
17:24:00 <UmpirePenis> The best side
17:24:00 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
17:24:00 <e|f> best i can get here is 20 tailors for $27
17:25:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
17:25:00 <e|f> maybe shave a few dollars off in the CBD
17:25:00 <UmpirePenis> I know the guy who owns the shop, I rang him this morning
17:26:00 <e|f> yeah there are also under-the-table deals
17:26:00 <e|f> i'm gonna quit again, anyway
17:26:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> he hung up str8 away
17:26:00 <e|f> lol
17:26:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> dont call here ever again
17:26:00 <UmpirePenis> He couldn't talk he was in the middle of doing a tatto
17:26:00 <UmpirePenis> Tattoo
17:27:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> of course he was
17:27:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> like the 17 yr girl was a virgin and the 18yr old was on her period
17:27:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> ur a fool
17:27:00 <e|f> lol
17:27:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:28:00 <UmpirePenis> He owns a multi millionaire business..a hotel
17:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> they justed wanted ur drugs
17:28:00 <UmpirePenis> On the goldcoast
17:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> and made sure there was no sex
17:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> looooooooooool
17:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> they play u well son
17:28:00 <UmpirePenis> He rocks Versace and Louie Veton
17:29:00 <e|f> what car he gots
17:29:00 <UmpirePenis> Some expensive street machine
17:29:00 <UmpirePenis> :///
17:29:00 <e|f> mhm
17:30:00 <e|f> louis vuitton eh
17:30:00 <e|f> well i am impressed
17:30:00 <e|f> do ya know what they make polar fleece scarves from?
17:30:00 <e|f> old plastic bags
17:31:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
17:31:00 <e|f> saw plenty of them when i visited the LV shop in Cairns some years ago
17:31:00 <UmpirePenis> He would give me a pack of 20s on credit until pay day
17:32:00 <UmpirePenis> I use steal chocolate and meat.
17:32:00 <UmpirePenis> He would give me cash
17:32:00 <UmpirePenis> For him
17:32:00 <e|f> along with women's wallets that smelled like burnt plastic
17:32:00 <UmpirePenis> He's a madcunt
17:32:00 <UmpirePenis> He's also a lawyer
17:33:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
17:33:00 <e|f> ok
17:33:00 <e|f> sounds like an interesting character
17:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Yarp
17:33:00 <UmpirePenis> High roller
17:33:00 <UmpirePenis> Imhoes
17:34:00 <UmpirePenis> Sittin here at Hayley's...
17:34:00 <UmpirePenis> She's doin her makeup lolzz
17:34:00 <UmpirePenis> °-°
17:35:00 <e|f> how old are ya
17:40:00 <UmpirePenis> 33
17:40:00 <UmpirePenis> y?¿
17:40:00 <UmpirePenis> Hayley is 19
17:41:00 <UmpirePenis> Hehe..
17:41:00 <UmpirePenis> '-'
17:41:00 <UmpirePenis> Pretty little thing
17:41:00 <UmpirePenis> She would only weigh around 38kg
17:52:00 <e|f> mm
17:58:00 <UmpirePenis> Kekeke
17:58:00 <UmpirePenis> I win once again
17:58:00 <UmpirePenis> :))))
17:59:00 <e|f> ;p
18:17:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hayley enjoys smoking ice pipes with UmpirePenis\
18:17:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> shes a young up'n' coming beautiful girl joel should invite around his parents for dinner
18:18:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> they would be glad to know hes not gay
18:18:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> get in there son
18:18:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> i had a 19yr old at age 30
18:19:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> she ended up being your worst nightmare
18:19:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> haha
18:19:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> UmpirePenis a brutha from another mother
18:19:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> Chopper not so much..
18:25:00 <UmpirePenis> Lololol
18:27:00 <UmpirePenis> You think you can beat me ether, when I'm cookin somethin fresh and y'all reheating pizza.
18:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> steak for dinner
18:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> we do just fine
18:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> :)
18:36:00 <UmpirePenis> Ok
19:05:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> Good evening von
19:05:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> great to see you here
19:05:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> how are you?
19:05:00 <von> hi
19:06:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hello
19:06:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> bout to eat dinner
19:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> vbrb smoko
19:22:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hey daveyk00
19:22:00 <Chopper> ?
19:22:00 <Chopper> Hobbson
19:23:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> i feel fucked
19:24:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> drug fucked
19:24:00 <Chopper> stop smoking meth
19:24:00 <Chopper> NAOW
19:24:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> been shooting it\
19:25:00 <Chopper> and you're still alive?
19:25:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> yes
19:25:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> taking a break for a few weeks
19:25:00 <Chopper> ain't life a bitch :P
19:27:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> its been alrite\
19:27:00 <Chopper> I beg to differ
19:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> more self control
19:28:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> learning experience
19:29:00 <Chopper> cold turkey
19:29:00 <Chopper> NAOW
19:29:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> i got weed \
19:29:00 <Chopper> but you know what they say...
19:29:00 <Chopper> THAT'S NOT FOR DRUGS
19:29:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> reloaded x3
19:30:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> to stop these days from occuring in the future lol
19:30:00 <Chopper> pfft
19:30:00 <Chopper> stop lying
19:30:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> i know\
19:30:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> im just a dirty junkie
19:30:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> wouldnt even spit on me\
19:31:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> absolute filth
19:31:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> take it ez for a bit
19:31:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> so u'll see more here
19:32:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> good to have a break
19:32:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> 2 weeks on 1 week off
19:33:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> last week of the month should be for my pure enjoyment
19:33:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hard work man
19:34:00 <Chopper> here's a tip
19:34:00 <Chopper> spend your next paycheck on all meth
19:34:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> ok tnx Chopper
19:34:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> solid advice
19:35:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> your a good man when u wanna be
19:37:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> arghh i need a good 2-3 nights of sleep
19:40:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> these cunts better pay up tomm nite !\
19:41:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> or uncle chop chop can pay them a visi
19:41:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> t
19:41:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hey unc
19:41:00 <UmpirePenis> My bum stinkz
19:41:00 <UmpirePenis> ...
19:42:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> get hayley change your diaper
19:45:00 <e|f> is meth as bad as heroin ?
19:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Worse
19:47:00 <e|f> glad i never got into drugs
19:47:00 <e|f> i'd probably be dead now if so
19:47:00 <UmpirePenis> That shit is bad. I've never had it before and probably won't have it..
19:48:00 <e|f> my thoughts on it many years ago were something to the effect of "if i do this, i'm probably not coming back from it"
19:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz
19:48:00 <UmpirePenis> Look at me
19:48:00 <UmpirePenis> I've turned out magnificent
19:49:00 <UmpirePenis> :)))
19:49:00 <e|f> true
19:49:00 <e|f> i've known you semi-anonymously for the best part of a few hours and in my view you're a top bloke
19:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Kool
19:50:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> yes UmpirePenis is a brutha
19:50:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> brisbane's finest
19:51:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> my mate u met in brissie UmpirePenis\
19:52:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hes a funny cunt\
19:52:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> cunt didnt come back with my $$ for a hw lol
19:52:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> but didnt care bout it
19:53:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> he looped it
19:53:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> on this bitch lol
19:53:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> she was telling me
19:53:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> im like i go see him give him more so he can terrorize u
19:53:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hehe
19:54:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> she loves it
19:54:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> but yeah theres only so much u can give to a mate when it comes to tha shit
19:55:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hes like tommorow half my centrelink to u other half on rent
19:55:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> yep yep\
19:55:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> cant support his habit let alone mine\
19:55:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> :/
19:57:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> quality individual
19:57:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> wouldnt do it for any1 else
19:59:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> when theres cheap flights to brisbane we come see ya bro
19:59:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> bit of a holiday
20:03:00 <UmpirePenis> Kool
20:04:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> mid june
20:05:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> im up for it set some funds aside hheh
20:06:00 <UmpirePenis> Kool
20:06:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> never been to queensland
20:06:00 <e|f> don't forget about covid
20:06:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> or brisbane
20:06:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> yeah need to check into all that
20:06:00 <e|f> lockdown and all that shit
20:06:00 <e|f> yep
20:07:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> flights return are only $450-$500
20:07:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> its whether or not have to quarantine n shit
20:07:00 <UmpirePenis> Kool
20:07:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> we'll be crashing at UmpirePenis joint for a few nights
20:08:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz y?¿
20:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> have an oz up there ready for consumption
20:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> lol
20:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> aint paying for accomodatuiion cunt
20:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> rather sleep in car
20:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> haha
20:08:00 <UmpirePenis> Oz of what?
20:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> nah air bnb few places
20:08:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> meth
20:09:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> `didnt he buy 8balls
20:09:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> off ya
20:09:00 <UmpirePenis> Lolz I can't get an Oz...
20:09:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> whilst there
20:09:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> nah i would have the oz
20:09:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> :P
20:09:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> ok maybe half
20:09:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> we dont need go all out after all is a holiday
20:10:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> he likes his stuff does brendon
20:10:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> hes been hounding me bad
20:11:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> im thinking the nerve of this cunt
20:11:00 <UmpirePenis> I don't dabble in the drug game, you got the wrong guy
20:11:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> owes me $$ and wants more lol
20:11:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> sure buddy
20:11:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> ur king koota
20:11:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> when my mate asked who can get him meth in brisbane
20:11:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> BANG BANG
20:12:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> JOEL
20:12:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> CALL THIS GUY
20:12:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> lol
20:12:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> it wasnt his money some girl paid for everything for him\
20:13:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> wish i had a girlfriend like that
20:13:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> usually they take take take\
20:15:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> enjoy your night
20:15:00 <L00000000000PEYD0G> im off to bed
20:15:00 * L00000000000PEYD0G is now known as l00pey-ZzZZzZ
20:33:00 <UmpirePenis> All day I puff weed until my eyes are red
20:36:00 <UmpirePenis> Seeya Hobbson
20:47:00 <UmpirePenis> Me and kyren bullied the woolworthes security guard
20:47:00 <UmpirePenis> AaAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:49:00 <UmpirePenis> I got shot 5 times out of jail on bail and sold 5 million, sold more records than all of you trick motherfuckers put together
20:49:00 <UmpirePenis> 2Pac Makaveli the don
20:50:00 <UmpirePenis> Hell yeah
20:50:00 <UmpirePenis> 2pac ft outlawz - war games (death row version)
20:51:00 <UmpirePenis> Totally sick. Please believe
20:51:00 <UmpirePenis> ^^
20:52:00 <UmpirePenis> How many broke down rappers got shit to say?
20:53:00 <UmpirePenis> I shed tears, but I cry no more
20:55:00 <UmpirePenis> Anahi Lopez
20:55:00 <UmpirePenis> My caramel queen
20:57:00 <UmpirePenis> I love strippers that smell like cinnamon
20:57:00 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
21:07:00 <UmpirePenis> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=92avjTbtPuk
21:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - War Games (Death Row Version) (Aug 18, 2011) Length: 4:55 - UPLDR: LengCentral9mm - 966,099 views - 9,749 likes - 202 dislikes
21:12:00 <UmpirePenis> Teachers only teach the rules, but winners, winners make the rules
21:12:00 <UmpirePenis> ;)))
21:32:00 <UmpirePenis> I am the one who will give you to many chances, I am also the one who will burn the very bridge you stand on when it's too late.
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