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00:03:07 <+Tim-Sim> fruit is only available to humans for a small window of time throughout the year
00:03:25 <+Tim-Sim> evolutionarily speaking
00:03:52 <+Tim-Sim> and it had nowhere the amount of sugar in it as modern fruit that has been selectively bred for sweetness
00:07:02 <Peel> Tim-Sim fruit is avail basically everyday now
00:07:27 <+Tim-Sim> yeah because we can get it from anywhere around the world
00:07:38 <+Tim-Sim> that is not how we evolved to eat it
00:07:47 <+Tim-Sim> we didn't combine our foods
00:07:58 <+Tim-Sim> would have had meat and veggies and fruit at the same time
00:08:10 <+Tim-Sim> would NOT have had meat and veggies and fruit at the same time
00:08:47 <+Tim-Sim> for a long time we would have lived like the ihuits
00:08:50 <+Tim-Sim> inutis
00:08:54 <+Tim-Sim> inuits
00:08:58 <Peel> thats not true
00:09:01 <+Tim-Sim> bullshit
00:09:03 <+Tim-Sim> is is true
00:09:25 <+Tim-Sim> europe was in a ice age for a very long time until relatively recently
00:14:24 <Peel> dont lie
00:15:36 <+Tim-Sim> what is it that you think I have lied about?
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00:29:56 <+Tim-Sim> mixing sugar and meat is a bad idea
00:30:04 <+Tim-Sim> raises insulin
00:30:29 <+Tim-Sim> makes the fat turn solid instead of burning it
00:30:59 <+Tim-Sim> makes the fat get stored instead of burning it
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00:52:14 <+Tim-Sim> might go to sleep seing nobody is chatting
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07:23:25 <extra> hello
07:23:27 <extra> morning
07:24:31 <extra> coffee lols
07:26:48 <b1rd> Fuk im powerful
07:27:03 <b1rd> Fuk off piss ur on ignore
07:27:12 <b1rd> Braindead scum
07:27:45 <extra> who the fuck are you
07:27:50 <extra> to crack the shits
07:27:53 <extra> do i even know u
07:27:55 <extra> ???
07:27:56 <extra> loser
07:29:22 <extra> my live music recordings getting better
07:29:25 <extra> :P
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08:48:46 <eijee> hello b1rd
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08:49:18 <eijee> welcome t-city poof
08:49:48 * T-City is a faggot
08:51:02 <b1rd> Lol
08:51:16 <b1rd> He loves the dick this cunt hey
08:51:40 <T-City> Hello b1rd
08:51:43 <T-City> How are you?
08:52:27 <T-City> Have we seen Glenn resurface after yesterdays unwanted attention events?
09:03:19 <eijee> no i believe glenn is still crying since it was exposed his electronics business went bust in 2009
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09:04:19 <eijee> welcome tim-sim jiggler
09:05:07 <+Tim-Sim> .
09:06:01 <b1rd> The belly dancer welcome tim-sim
09:11:40 <+Tim-Sim> fiat currency is shit
09:15:32 <eijee> tim-sim shit u been looking at get rich quick pyramid schemes again? looooooool
09:16:04 <T-City> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
09:16:05 <+Tim-Sim> fiat is a pyramid scheme
09:16:26 <eijee> tim-shit all engaged in convo and shit since watching zietgeist last night
09:16:26 <+Tim-Sim> immigration is a pyramid scheme
09:16:51 <+Tim-Sim> known thi shit longer than you
09:17:04 <eijee> no son
09:17:09 <eijee> ur iq is very low
09:17:12 <+Tim-Sim> yes dickhead
09:17:17 <+Tim-Sim> no point talking to you
09:17:20 <eijee> higher than most here but still very low
09:17:27 <T-City> LoooooLLLLLLL
09:17:31 <+Tim-Sim> all you to is unjustly criticize
09:18:01 * T-City shows Tim-Sim a photo of an Egyptian Pyramid and watches him salivate
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09:19:00 <eijee> <tim-sim> u kno the pyramids hooked up to the orions belt and shit... saw it on youtube last nite
09:20:55 <T-City> Tim-Sim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeGfd9o4VSo
09:20:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amway Pyramid Scheme? - former distributor reveals the truth (Sep 4, 2013) Length: 9:01 - Category: People & Blogs - 187,659 views - 1,250 likes (45.9%), 1,474 dislikes (54.1%)
09:22:18 <T-City> Buy into Amway son
09:24:02 <T-City> <Tim-Sim> Are you interested in coming to my Tupperware party?
09:24:05 <T-City> No Tim-Sim
09:24:17 <T-City> Not interested in your pyramid schemes sorry
09:29:34 <b1rd> Ze
09:31:48 <T-City> Got something to say b1rd?
09:31:51 <T-City> Speak up
09:34:39 <eijee> SPEAK UP B1RD SHITTER
09:36:08 <T-City> It's very interesting to me that Tim-Sim has only just started to show his real colours, the get rich quick ideas, the pyramid schemes and now trying to rope people into buying his Tupperware
09:36:24 <T-City> Next he'll be inviting us all to host our own Tupperware parties.
09:36:26 <eijee> turning into a male version mia
09:36:31 <T-City> I'm waiting for it Tim-Sim
09:36:34 <T-City> indeed he is
09:36:39 <eijee> tim-sim shitter why u broke af
09:36:41 <T-City> He learned the best in MiaX
09:36:44 <eijee> is it because u r anti-semitic
09:37:06 <+Tim-Sim> I am not anti-semitic
09:37:12 <T-City> She sells the idea of sex to the despo / pedo community where as Tim-Sim sells the idea of getting rich quick
09:37:37 <+Tim-Sim> I just don't believe jews have any divine place in the universe above anybody else
09:38:05 <+Tim-Sim> because religion = bullshit
09:38:11 <eijee> well unfortately for u when people cry out and g0d hears, he listens
09:38:22 <eijee> they cried out and now g0d calls them His own
09:38:23 <eijee> sorry son
09:38:46 <+Tim-Sim> you think that is a just argument?
09:38:54 <eijee> u havent seen g0d have u son
09:39:01 <eijee> or talked with g0d
09:39:04 <eijee> ur a spaso
09:39:07 <+Tim-Sim> nobody has, he is not real
09:39:40 <eijee> i have son
09:39:42 <eijee> sorry to hear
09:39:49 <eijee> died twice saw g0d another time
09:39:52 <+Tim-Sim> sure
09:39:52 <eijee> :)
09:39:54 <eijee> =)
09:39:55 <eijee> promise
09:40:00 <eijee> sorry son
09:40:05 <eijee> g0d of the infinite is ther
09:40:07 <eijee> sorry son
09:40:12 <+Tim-Sim> sorry for being an idiot?
09:40:28 <eijee> we all got holy soul son from g0d
09:40:32 <+Tim-Sim> gullible
09:40:40 <eijee> ur dumb af
09:40:45 <eijee> told u ur iq was low
09:41:27 <eijee> even worse than low iq is i hear from the boyss that u also nark/snitch
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09:48:26 <+Tim-Sim> It is well established that religiosity correlates inversely with intelligence,
09:48:51 <eijee> those words dont look good fashioned into a single sentence kid... looks like the use of adverbs before the appropraite noun
09:49:02 <eijee> ah dear son'd ur iq is low AF
09:49:05 <eijee> go back to uni son
09:49:47 <eijee> any 144+iq'ers online with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
09:49:48 <eijee> any 144+iq'ers online with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
09:50:40 <+Tim-Sim> that sentence is fine
09:50:50 <+Tim-Sim> is is complete
09:50:52 <eijee> kid stop trying to lower my iq
09:50:56 <+Tim-Sim> and accurate
09:50:58 <eijee> im a fuken superstar
09:50:59 <eijee> settle down
09:51:27 <T-City> Speak up Tim-Sim
09:51:32 <T-City> You're holding back
09:55:55 <eijee> quickly gotta have a session and make up another joiint for my carpenter's wife
09:56:00 <eijee> i call the joints 'bombers'
09:56:08 <eijee> or f-35's JSF LIGHTNING STRIKE II
10:08:48 <+Tim-Sim> https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/big-brother-chinas-chilling-dictatorship-moves-to-introduce-scorecards-to-control-everyone/news-story/6c821cbf15378ab0d3eeb3ec3dc98abf
10:09:13 <eijee> yea the g0dless cunts
10:09:16 <eijee> like the russians
10:09:20 <eijee> let the cunts allie with each other
10:09:22 <eijee> wipe em out
10:12:10 <+Tim-Sim> Australia is as about religious as Russia, roughly 50% brainwashed
10:12:19 <eijee> ye all catholics
10:12:33 <eijee> followers of the jesse fiction story
10:13:12 <+Tim-Sim> no, not that many catholics
10:13:14 <eijee> gotta quickly emerse myself / cleans myself in mikvah and sing tehellim
10:15:49 <+Tim-Sim> why are you disobeying the noahide laws?
10:16:42 <eijee> everyone sins my sons
10:16:47 <eijee> its about getting better growing up
10:17:51 <+Tim-Sim> you must have been really, really, really shit if you call this getting better
10:18:05 <+Tim-Sim> your attitude stinks
10:18:54 <b1rd> Sit down tim-sim
10:19:07 <b1rd> Catholic mutt
10:19:31 <+Tim-Sim> I am sure your rabii would be ashamed
10:19:40 <eijee> tim-sim prepare ur asshole for b1rd like he said....
10:19:43 <eijee> have u or not..
10:20:06 <b1rd> Im cumming in tim-sim wash that asshole of urs
10:20:28 <+Tim-Sim> :/
10:20:45 <+Tim-Sim> pathetic
10:20:47 <eijee> tim-sim son if u dont wash that asshole of urs im coming over to prepare ur anus for b1rd
10:20:55 <eijee> force u down on the ground, fuken metal scourer ur asshole hard
10:20:56 <+Tim-Sim> so immature
10:20:57 <b1rd> Excellent
10:20:59 <eijee> bleach + ammonia
10:21:07 <b1rd> Ye
10:21:10 <b1rd> Lol
10:33:12 <+Tim-Sim> ha ahahahahahaah hah a a
10:33:18 <+Tim-Sim> fuckwits...
10:47:06 <b1rd> Quick harvest some quick free food
10:47:23 <b1rd> U ready n clean tim-sim for big daddy?
10:47:40 <eijee> quickly asking around for some speed
10:47:50 <eijee> or 'hey man, u got need for speed 4 pro series?'
10:47:54 <eijee> fuken love need for speed
10:56:09 <b1rd> Ye
10:56:16 <b1rd> Yum
10:58:15 <eijee> already got a guy on th dark3web
11:26:16 <T-City> Hello there Tim-Sim
11:26:25 <T-City> Bought yourself a ps4 or xb1 yet?
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11:43:12 <DAVE> hey
11:43:19 <DAVE> hey T-City
11:43:22 <DAVE> hi Tim-Sim
11:43:25 <DAVE> hey thestig
11:44:27 <DAVE> T-City is a wanker!!
11:44:57 * DAVE flexes his biceps
11:45:56 <T-City> Hello DAVE
11:45:57 * DAVE sits back and relaxes
11:46:01 * T-City sits back and relaxes
11:46:24 <DAVE> hey T-City
11:46:27 <DAVE> whats going on
11:46:38 * T-City sits back and relaxes
11:46:42 <T-City> Nothing much
11:46:58 <DAVE> just waiting for notification
11:47:02 <DAVE> to come pick up some drugs
11:49:52 <DAVE> should be within the hour
11:52:10 <DAVE> that would be gr8
11:52:12 <DAVE> yeah
11:52:20 <DAVE> should be about 4.45g
11:53:00 <DAVE> on about day 14
11:54:02 <DAVE> thanks T-City
11:54:28 <DAVE> yeah its been gr8
11:54:35 <DAVE> everyones coming to the table
11:55:05 <DAVE> thank you T-City
11:57:45 <DAVE> yes sir!
11:57:48 <DAVE> ok
11:58:05 <DAVE> thestig can you please stop harrassing me
12:04:04 <T-City> Tim-Sim has been flooding users too
12:04:13 <T-City> With his get rich quick ideas
12:04:20 <T-City> Pyramid Schemes DAVE
12:04:50 <DAVE> Tim-Sim ?
12:05:00 <DAVE> hes a criminal
12:05:01 <+Tim-Sim> what?
12:05:34 <DAVE> what ?
12:06:04 <T-City> He was trying to invite me over to his Tupperware party earlier
12:06:37 <DAVE> i bet you hes selling fake tupperware at his party
12:08:12 <T-City> No doubt
12:08:39 <DAVE> hes a snake that cunt
12:10:38 <DAVE> shoulsnt be that long now
12:10:45 <DAVE> lets cross our fingers
12:11:07 <DAVE> i need some good crystal meth
12:11:47 <T-City> Imagine the shit Tim-Sim would be selling in crystal meth
12:11:55 <T-City> in his rip off tupperware
12:12:15 <DAVE> hes a fucking dickhead
12:12:29 <DAVE> maGGOT
12:12:56 <DAVE> thinks hes better than me
12:13:41 <DAVE> nah
12:13:48 <DAVE> i dont think this shit will be here today
12:17:16 <DAVE> just being patient
12:17:26 <DAVE> i have another 4g paid for
12:17:40 <DAVE> im not fussed
12:17:53 <T-City> LOLOLOLOL
12:17:58 <T-City> How is business with Sydney?
12:18:06 <DAVE> good
12:18:11 <DAVE> she paid me again yesterday
12:18:22 <DAVE> shes paid me a fair bit
12:18:33 <DAVE> i just spent it all on drugs
12:18:37 <DAVE> im fucked
12:19:22 <DAVE> i better do the work in a day or two
12:19:47 <DAVE> its all good son
12:19:49 <T-City> Sydney better keep the money rolling in son
12:20:09 <DAVE> yeah shes up to about 3.5k/month
12:20:19 <DAVE> have another dude at 2.5k/month
12:20:26 <DAVE> another one at 1.6k/
12:20:34 <DAVE> another one at 1,5k/month
12:20:45 <DAVE> its enough
12:20:52 <DAVE> i blow it all
12:20:55 <DAVE> haha
12:21:02 <DAVE> but nah
12:21:04 <T-City> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
12:21:07 <DAVE> its all good
12:21:14 <DAVE> patience
12:21:34 <DAVE> i dont need to be all crazy n shit
12:21:38 <DAVE> just relax a little
12:26:17 <DAVE> come on babbbbbbbbbby
12:26:21 <DAVE> u can do it
12:28:48 <T-City> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:28:57 <T-City> How much Ice you done in the last few weeks?
12:29:06 <T-City> It was looking bleak for a while there L00PEY
12:29:14 <T-City> Looked like the king had lost his crown
12:29:26 <DAVE> a bit man
12:29:57 <DAVE> just relaxin now'
12:30:05 <+Tim-Sim> you wanna watch your mouth DAVE
12:30:44 <b1rd> What u gonna do tim-sim
12:31:03 <b1rd> Fk up dave btw
12:31:33 <DAVE> what
12:31:44 <b1rd> Fuk up cunt
12:32:01 <DAVE> why
12:32:27 <b1rd> Spastic
12:32:39 <DAVE> why
12:35:20 <+Tim-Sim> tossing up whether or not to cook a steak
12:35:31 <b1rd> Wat sort
12:36:27 <+Tim-Sim> got porterhouse, rib eye, scotch fillet and a bif chunk of it
12:36:31 <b1rd> Oh ye
12:36:55 <+Tim-Sim> might just pick the smallest one
12:37:03 <b1rd> Y
12:37:12 <+Tim-Sim> because i am not very hungry
12:37:19 <b1rd> Y not
12:37:30 <+Tim-Sim> but then again, I don't to get hungry at work
12:37:32 <b1rd> Might go do a shit then ill b hungry
12:37:43 <b1rd> Ye see u dont shit nuff
12:37:54 <+Tim-Sim> just had a shit
12:38:03 <b1rd> Have another
12:38:09 <+Tim-Sim> can't
12:38:14 <b1rd> Y not
12:38:25 <+Tim-Sim> don't need to
12:38:31 <b1rd> Lies
12:38:51 <b1rd> U havent tried yet
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12:39:49 <+Tim-Sim> better eat a steak hey
12:40:04 <b1rd> Yea im gonna eat three
12:40:11 <+Tim-Sim> why?
12:40:16 <b1rd> Coz i can
12:40:25 <+Tim-Sim> how many gm?
12:40:27 <b1rd> And im hungry
12:40:35 <b1rd> 1.5 kg
12:40:39 <+Tim-Sim> lol
12:41:01 <+Tim-Sim> well done, medium, medium-rare, rare?
12:41:23 <Attention> Hello
12:41:32 <b1rd> Fk off troll
12:41:42 <b1rd> Ok goin buy steak etc
12:41:57 <b1rd> Or fish dunno yet
12:42:15 <+Tim-Sim> how do you cook it?
12:42:18 <b1rd> Probably fish is healthier
12:42:22 <+Tim-Sim> fish is good too
12:42:29 <b1rd> Brb cuzzies quick ten km walk
12:42:33 <+Tim-Sim> cunk of tasmanian salmon
12:42:42 <b1rd> Perhaps or
12:42:43 <+Tim-Sim> chunk
12:42:48 <b1rd> Something else
12:42:58 <b1rd> I found a grouse fish joint
12:43:04 <+Tim-Sim> nice
12:43:08 <Attention> Where is Glenn Pedo?
12:43:09 <b1rd> Brb cuzzie bruz
12:43:21 <Attention> b1rd sh1t
12:43:33 <+Tim-Sim> going to cook steak right now
12:59:59 <+Tim-Sim> perfect
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13:21:54 <b1rd> Quickly go fish shop yum
13:32:43 <DAVE> waiting
13:34:04 <DAVE> had a late breakfast
13:34:18 <DAVE> i'll get lunch about 1pm
13:34:29 <DAVE> 1pm-2pm
13:37:13 <DAVE> ?
13:40:29 <DAVE> stop it
13:41:19 <DAVE> T-City dont
13:41:54 <DAVE> T-City fuck off
13:44:09 <DAVE> T-City is a violent person
14:05:17 <DAVE> ive done nothing to deserve this
14:10:29 <vol\t> DAVE aka l00peyd0g likes to spike girls drinks, takes advantage of them when they're vulnerable.. he's a coward that DAVE aka l00peyd0g just like his best mate Steven Perth scum!
14:16:15 <DAVE> thats me
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14:19:23 <Attention> DAVE SHIT
14:38:59 <eijee> just picked up a block of need for speed 4 - cops vs robbers
14:39:26 <eijee> just shot up 2 grams in the veins
14:41:06 <b1rd> lol at dave
14:41:41 <eijee> b1rd shit want to play need for speed 5
14:41:50 <eijee> game goes on for 2 weeks straight
14:42:04 <b1rd> Yea ok
14:42:12 <eijee> r u strong enough son?
14:42:19 <b1rd> Ye
14:42:37 <b1rd> Wat u gotta do
14:42:47 <eijee> u kno in the army its required to stay up up to 2-6 months at a time, depending on your branch
14:42:55 <eijee> they dont accept weak cunts like glenn and damian
14:42:59 <b1rd> lol yea
14:43:08 <b1rd> True
14:44:02 <eijee> cunt was like man u askin for too much.. u must be a D
14:44:12 <eijee> i was like... 'man im a fuken superstar i dont fuk around'
14:44:15 <eijee> was all good after that point
14:44:42 <b1rd> lol
14:44:52 <b1rd> Ye
14:44:59 <eijee> quick sip iced break extra shot (500mL premium)
14:45:15 <b1rd> lol
14:45:30 <b1rd> Damn that ejjee hes a hard man
14:47:35 <eijee> lool the contractors at my house working on my house just see me all with a straight as fuk back.. sitting down typing perfectly ergonomically
14:47:46 <eijee> cunts dont know im fuken fried on 2 grams of wiz
14:48:01 <eijee> quick smoke (QS)
14:48:09 <b1rd> lololol
14:48:37 <eijee> might take another gram around 4pm
14:49:37 <eijee> https://imgur.com/a/2NRAkZU
14:49:43 <eijee> glenn's azn bf ^
14:50:05 <eijee> b1rd shit speak up
14:50:14 <b1rd> lol
14:50:39 <b1rd> lol glenn
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18:22:59 <mHunt> whats the goss boys
18:24:05 <Kelevra> found MzMvp on instagram
18:32:20 <mHunt> sure
18:32:28 <Kelevra> yah
18:32:31 <mHunt> her name is megan truong
18:32:37 <mHunt> or somshit
18:32:41 <mHunt> its not even her
18:33:01 <mHunt> it's a guy\
18:33:13 <Kelevra> michelle
18:33:16 <Kelevra> actually
18:33:27 <mHunt> mzmvp = Mei
18:33:51 <Kelevra> that's what she says on here
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18:34:09 <mHunt> he is from perth
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18:34:29 <Kelevra> tiz smeagol
18:34:37 <Kelevra> b1rd has been all quiet today
18:34:43 <smeagol> Jaja
18:34:43 <Kelevra> maybe he got arrested
18:34:46 <smeagol> Ello
18:34:54 <mHunt> im on the phone to him now
18:35:00 <mHunt> trust me he isnt quiet
18:35:00 <Kelevra> oh
18:35:21 <mHunt> he thinks im shads
18:35:24 <mHunt> hahahahaha
18:36:06 <Kelevra> lol
18:37:29 <smeagol> Aaaaaaahaahahaha
18:37:49 <smeagol> Yio up for a chat tonight molody?
18:38:20 <Kelevra> depends if the bf gives a shit if I talk to guyso n the phone when he's not around
18:38:47 <smeagol> Lolz
18:38:55 <mHunt> kunny bunny
18:39:06 <smeagol> Yes
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18:39:29 <Kelevra> he got abit weird when a guy jacked off over a phonecall to me
18:39:37 <kuniva> Hahahahaaaa
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18:39:44 <+damian> dickhead
18:39:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@121.215.D037F1.CEE0A5
18:39:53 <Kelevra> hahaha you got called a cunt
18:39:53 <kuniva> Ill call u now
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18:39:56 <+damian> wb
18:40:01 <steven> damian is smart enuff to make a trivia bot!!!!
18:40:04 <steven> fuck
18:40:07 <Kelevra> I can't chat now, still have to cook dinner
18:40:08 <steven> damian isnt smart enuff to make a trivia bot!!!!
18:40:08 <+damian> hahaha
18:40:15 <kuniva> Ok
18:40:20 <Kelevra> lol
18:40:24 <+damian> it's been running for a few days now in #trivia bro
18:40:30 <steven> yeah i seen it
18:40:31 <+damian> tim-sim was up until 3am playing it the other night
18:40:32 <+damian> hahahahaha
18:40:35 <steven> haha
18:40:37 <Kelevra> lol
18:40:40 <steven> that is the reason i changed to windows
18:41:01 <+damian> i didn't actually read what you wrote the other day though, what you were talking about isn't the same as what i built
18:41:04 <+damian> but it is a good one
18:41:12 <steven> /timer 0 40 /msg #trivia $rand(a,d)
18:41:16 <+damian> i really don't like irc games that rely on correct spelling though, because there are a lot of dumbarses on here
18:41:26 <steven> yeah well that will cost a point
18:41:27 <steven> hahahaha
18:41:31 <+damian> like 'name four african animals with no furr'
18:41:39 <+damian> elephent
18:41:47 <+damian> rinosaures
18:41:50 <steven> zedbra
18:41:57 <+damian> ppl r stooped
18:41:57 <steven> iz dat african
18:41:58 <steven> hahaha
18:42:14 <steven> this is what i rekon will be a good one
18:42:19 <steven> but i think its 2 hard
18:42:30 <steven> 10 questions 60 seconds
18:43:06 <steven> 100 points every question correct / 10 correct questions is 10,000 points
18:43:09 <steven> hawhawhawhaw
18:43:50 <kuniva> Hippopotamus
18:43:53 <+damian> how would it be formatted?
18:43:53 <kuniva> ;)
18:44:13 <+damian> exactly!
18:44:20 <kuniva> And crocodile
18:44:24 <steven> Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
18:44:44 <steven> !alphaquiz
18:44:51 <steven> then it will give you the T's and C's
18:45:13 <steven> 10 qestions 60 seconds type !start to start
18:45:18 <steven> !start
18:45:21 <steven> it will spit a question
18:45:32 <steven> as soon as you respond it goes to the next
18:45:49 <steven> if you use the word 'pass' it will skip and go to next question
18:45:58 <steven> if you dont know that you can pass
18:46:05 <steven> when it gets to question 10 if there is still time left
18:46:21 <steven> it will go to the first passed question
18:46:27 <steven> until the time is up
18:46:47 <steven> what do you think?
18:46:48 <steven> hahaha
18:47:10 <steven> oi can we remove the ads on the nerdhacks site
18:47:18 <steven> when i use it i cANT see what im typing
18:47:36 <steven> or just change the size of the chat for the phone so it doesnt go right to the bottom
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18:52:47 <steven> oh fuck
18:52:50 <steven> yeah but
18:52:57 <steven> i missed the most important bit
18:53:36 <steven> YOU GET A LETTER AT THE START > ANd all the answers must start with that letter
18:53:45 <steven> so your letter is A
18:53:55 <steven> name a slut starting with A
18:54:23 <steven> name a singer starting with A
18:54:30 <steven> name a pokemon starting with a
18:54:36 <steven> name a faggot starting with a
18:54:39 <steven> blah blah nlah
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19:20:02 <steven> keke do ya luv me
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19:23:32 <steven> qc
19:23:39 <steven> `op
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20:24:32 <[^aLiEn8D_Romeo]> dope
20:24:38 <[^aLiEn8D_Romeo]> dopey
20:24:40 <[^aLiEn8D_Romeo]> doper
20:24:45 <[^aLiEn8D_Romeo]> doping
20:24:55 <[^aLiEn8D_Romeo]> doPe
20:50:10 <eijee> welcome pong
20:51:43 <eijee> speak up pong
20:54:02 <[^aLiEn8D_Romeo]> pong smells
20:55:14 <[^aLiEn8D_Romeo]> you can get high off the fumes at a petrol station
20:57:39 <eijee> welcome shitevra
20:57:46 <eijee> how are the irc babies tonight
21:07:41 <eijee> SPEAK UP shitevra
21:14:17 <+Kelevra> they're in bed m8
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21:28:15 <eijee> welcome president_trump
21:28:41 <President_Trump> kiddddddddddddddd
21:33:01 <eijee> what u doin son
21:34:47 <President_Trump> just wondering how the fuck i got so rich
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22:28:07 <eijee> steven son cam up
22:28:14 <eijee> president_TRUMP im the richest online
22:29:51 <eijee> quick few qc's
22:34:09 <eijee> kid'd's logging off early AF
22:35:58 <+couleurs> when u chatten 2 me u chatten 2 a bitcoinaire
22:37:18 <eijee> welcome couleurs pedo
22:37:27 <eijee> notice u r active this time when the kids loggin in internationally
22:39:11 <+couleurs> thank u pedo i had some pedo business 2 pedo 2
23:02:49 <+damian> .cash President_Trump
23:03:07 <+damian> .rob President_Trump
23:03:09 <+StupidOP> ! ! W A R N I N G ! ! ::: damian is attempting to steal money from President_Trump, quick someone help!!
23:08:14 <+StupidOP> damian has stolen $11331.00 from President_Trump!!!!!!
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23:22:14 <eijee> wb b1rd shit
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23:23:42 <eijee> welcome tim-sim shitter
23:24:06 <eijee> whats news son
23:24:09 <+Tim-Sim> had another steak this morning
23:24:14 <eijee> yes u said
23:24:17 <+Tim-Sim> feel like absolute shit
23:24:18 <eijee> how many grams?
23:24:21 <eijee> why?
23:24:27 <+Tim-Sim> about 250kg
23:24:32 <eijee> small steak
23:24:40 <eijee> why u feeling sick timmy
23:24:43 <+Tim-Sim> small cow you mean
23:24:50 <+Tim-Sim> 0.25kg
23:24:57 <+Tim-Sim> whole body is aching
23:25:01 <eijee> why
23:25:02 <+Tim-Sim> feel tired as
23:25:07 <+Tim-Sim> I think it is keto flu
23:25:14 <eijee> u got a bug son
23:25:17 <+Tim-Sim> nah
23:25:23 <+Tim-Sim> just have not had any carbs
23:25:26 <eijee> drink 1 litre of orange juice every day for 3 days
23:25:29 <+Tim-Sim> whatsoever
23:25:30 <eijee> should get rid of it
23:25:36 <+Tim-Sim> just steak
23:25:40 <+Tim-Sim> get rid of what?
23:25:44 <eijee> the bug
23:25:49 <+Tim-Sim> it's
23:25:50 <+Tim-Sim> not
23:25:52 <+Tim-Sim> a
23:25:54 <+Tim-Sim> bug
23:26:00 <eijee> ?
23:26:02 <+Tim-Sim> it's not a tumor
23:26:09 <eijee> smash ya son
23:26:10 <+Tim-Sim> head ache
23:26:12 <+Tim-Sim> sore legs
23:26:15 <+Tim-Sim> sore joints
23:26:21 <eijee> panadol rapid dissolvable son
23:26:28 <eijee> best paracetemol tablet out there
23:26:30 <+Tim-Sim> haven't been hungry at all since this morning
23:26:35 <+Tim-Sim> had 2 craps
23:26:49 <eijee> i usually get headaches when i wake up
23:26:49 <+Tim-Sim> cells are changing
23:26:56 <+Tim-Sim> I am turning into a carnivore
23:26:59 <eijee> panadol rapid dissolvable sorts it nicely
23:27:01 <+Tim-Sim> like a lion
23:27:07 <+Tim-Sim> or a tiger
23:27:11 <+Tim-Sim> rawwwwwwwww
23:27:14 <eijee> no ur beta af
23:27:16 <+Tim-Sim> nah
23:27:22 <eijee> yep fraid so son
23:27:24 <+Tim-Sim> tough as
23:27:25 <eijee> qc
23:27:32 <+Tim-Sim> poofter
23:27:38 <+Tim-Sim> you're a poofter
23:27:42 <+Tim-Sim> hahahhah
23:27:47 <eijee> took 2 grams of need for speed 4
23:27:54 <eijee> feeling greeat
23:28:08 <+Tim-Sim> will that loosen your arsehole up?
23:28:17 <+Tim-Sim> is that why you do it?
23:28:19 <eijee> no it will tighten it up im afraid son
23:28:26 <+Tim-Sim> I hear you druggies get up to some weird shit
23:28:31 <eijee> i do enjoy putting a sponge inbetween my anus to loosen it up before sex tho
23:28:36 <+Tim-Sim> omg
23:28:48 <+Tim-Sim> knew it
23:29:10 <eijee> ask b1rd he knows i love the sponge-in-ass trick
23:29:22 <eijee> not because b1rd and me are an item.. but bcos i told b1rd once
23:29:48 <+Tim-Sim> sure sure
23:29:53 <eijee> i typically wash my anus with a long bristeled brush
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