// #nerdhacks — 2018-09-03
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00:04:23 <+couleurs> thank u
00:05:32 <yink> Tim-Sim No i don't do you?
00:06:19 <+Tim-Sim> maybe
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00:10:20 <yink> you don't have anything
00:12:53 <yink> Tim-Sim do you think anotherirc3r is good looking?
00:13:52 <+Tim-Sim> yeah, she's a babe
00:13:55 <+Tim-Sim> mmmmmmmm
00:14:27 <yink> would you fuck her?
00:16:18 <+Tim-Sim> lol
00:16:25 <+Tim-Sim> not before marriage
00:16:40 <yink> why not before marriage?
00:18:15 <+Tim-Sim> it's a sin
00:21:40 <yink> sin?
00:21:41 <yink> how so?
00:22:38 <+Tim-Sim> https://corechristianity.com/resource-library/articles/9-bible-verses-that-teach-that-sex-before-marriage-is-a-sin
00:24:23 <yink> what happens if you do it?
00:26:28 <+Tim-Sim> eternal pit of fire, I guess
00:27:01 <+Tim-Sim> do you eat your veggies, yink?
00:27:21 <President_Trump> quick sandwich (ham and kale premium)
00:28:46 <yink> yeh I do Tim-Sim
00:28:49 <yink> ham and kale?????
00:29:04 <yink> Tim-Sim I had a big indian banquet last night
00:29:45 <President_Trump> yeah ham and kale
00:30:02 <President_Trump> premium
00:30:06 <yink> where from?
00:30:18 <yink> ham and kale sounds interesting
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00:30:52 <President_Trump> u can get the ingredients at your local supermarket
00:32:17 <yink> so you made it?
00:33:18 <President_Trump> yeah, difficulty level 10/10
00:34:18 <+Tim-Sim> if you have a gas stove, ask mom or dad to light it for you
00:35:59 <yink> I don't have gas Tim-Sim
00:36:02 <yink> induction
00:36:58 <yink> gas is for poor ppl
00:37:06 <+Tim-Sim> I have gas
00:37:30 <+Tim-Sim> got a microwave too but
00:37:43 <+Tim-Sim> that's electric
00:38:38 <President_Trump> gas is good
00:44:25 <yink> Tim-Sim you have no money
00:44:28 <yink> lol using gas
00:45:02 <+Tim-Sim> using IRC...
00:45:20 <+Tim-Sim> shoulda been obvious
00:46:45 <yink> no you using gas pedo
00:47:02 <President_Trump> https://www.thegoodguys.com.au/ilve-90cm-flushline-tepanyaki-cooktop-xlp90fdt
00:47:06 <President_Trump> thats what ive got
00:49:02 <+Tim-Sim> what I got https://us.123rf.com/450wm/luizsouza/luizsouza1703/luizsouza170300002/77381794-dirty-pans-on-filthy-stove-representing-unhealthy-eating-habits-with-frying-.jpg?ver=6
00:49:32 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll
00:50:12 <yink> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:50:34 <President_Trump> i just cooked my ham sandwich on it
00:50:36 <yink> https://www.thegoodguys.com.au/ilve-90cm-flushline-tepanyaki-cooktop-xlp90fdt < bullshit you have that
00:51:13 <+Tim-Sim> mine's got a grill underneath AND an oven
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00:52:35 <+Tim-Sim> bbs, getting some probiotics
00:53:20 <yink> nice
00:56:52 <+Tim-Sim> got some ZMA and vit c too
00:57:00 <yink> ZMA?
00:57:14 <+Tim-Sim> yep
00:57:22 <President_Trump> might have some zinc actually
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00:57:48 <President_Trump> have a big dream
00:58:30 <+Tim-Sim> "I notice a big difference in my sleep quality, it made it a lot deeper . also I found that taking ZMA increase the volume of your love juice which is nice “side effect” :) I highly recommend this product especially for athletes"
00:58:40 <+Tim-Sim> had some zinc before
00:58:44 <+Tim-Sim> last pill in the bottle
00:58:58 <+Tim-Sim> got heaps of ZMA
00:59:27 <President_Trump> u need to get the zinc i told u
01:01:06 <+Tim-Sim> what sort?
01:01:15 <+Tim-Sim> wasn't chelate
01:01:22 <yink> https://i.imgur.com/dIUg8hV.jpg
01:01:26 <+Tim-Sim> type o just had was bio zinc
01:01:41 <yink> zinc is good for you?
01:01:48 <+Tim-Sim> lol
01:01:54 <yink> my mum use to make me take a zinc tablet everyday when I was a kid
01:02:04 <yink> zinc tab, multi vitamin, cod liver oil
01:02:13 <+Tim-Sim> cod liver oil...
01:02:15 <+Tim-Sim> lol
01:02:26 <+Tim-Sim> mother made me take that too for a while
01:02:53 <+Tim-Sim> before locking us in the attic and feeding us donuts lightly dusted with arsenic
01:03:30 <yink> never had that
01:03:42 <yink> cod liver oil is great Tim-Sim
01:03:51 <yink> mackrell is the most healthiest fish you can eat for nutrients
01:03:55 <yink> mackrell then salmon
01:03:56 <yink> then tuna
01:04:14 <President_Trump> tuna = mercury
01:04:16 <President_Trump> prob mackrell too
01:05:25 <yink> since when?
01:05:31 <yink> bottom feeders get most mercury
01:05:36 <yink> prawns, crabs, oysters
01:05:43 <yink> tuna mercury?
01:06:58 <+Tim-Sim> tuna
01:08:22 <yink> https://i.imgur.com/dIUg8hV.jpg
01:11:02 <President_Trump> lol
01:11:03 <President_Trump> old
01:12:44 <yink> its what you get
01:13:13 <President_Trump> https://img.wonderhowto.com/img/82/25/63540601908343/0/sustainable-seafood-food-hacks-guide-doing-right.w1456.jpg
01:14:32 <President_Trump> pollock looks good only .031ppm mercury
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01:16:43 <yink> lol
01:16:57 <yink> pollock seems the good choice
01:17:16 <yink> yeh oysters
01:17:18 <yink> sardines
01:17:19 <yink> good as i said
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01:21:52 * yink slaps frowsty around a bit with a large trout
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01:31:11 <+Tim-Sim> https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/richard-hammond-and-his-wife-were-gassed-and-robbed-in-holiday-villa-in-france/news-story/2bf5ca1a54e698032bb82f3a3cdc69ec
01:33:01 <yink> saw that
01:33:02 <yink> crazy hey
01:33:05 <yink> prob fake
01:45:37 <President_Trump> nah that is pretty common in europe
01:45:44 <President_Trump> places like portugal
01:45:52 <President_Trump> quick gas, quick rape
01:48:15 <yink> lol
01:48:17 <yink> quick gas
01:48:18 <yink> quick rape
01:48:30 <yink> portugal has one of the best legal systems in the world though man
01:48:35 <yink> they dont even lock away heroin dealers
01:49:06 <President_Trump> didnt help them catch the podestas when they pedo'd madeline mccan
01:50:00 <yink> fuck
01:50:02 <yink> not good hey
01:50:09 <yink> very filthy ppl
01:50:12 <yink> maybe you can help?
01:51:23 <President_Trump> yeah i sent them this https://pics.me.me/john-podesta-tony-podesta-disappearance-of-madeleine-mccann-smith-sighting-6633988.png
01:55:00 <President_Trump> https://i.imgur.com/G5orbBm.jpg
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10:43:16 <L00PEYD0G> hey fuckhead
10:43:23 <L00PEYD0G> u wanna leave now cunt'
10:43:35 <L00PEYD0G> cockhead
10:43:38 <L00PEYD0G> u can FUCK OFF
10:43:42 <L00PEYD0G> u maggot
10:45:43 <L00PEYD0G> FUCK OFF CUNT
10:45:50 <L00PEYD0G> UR A PIECE OF A SHIT
10:48:02 <L00PEYD0G> T
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11:05:17 <James> R
11:05:19 <James> !
11:05:40 <James> ur a MAGGOT
11:05:43 <James> MAGGOTS
11:05:56 <James> M
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11:06:23 <James> FUCKHEADDDDDDDDDDDDD
11:08:32 <James> COCKHEAD
11:08:56 <James> THINK I GIVE A FUCK CUNT?
11:09:23 <James> KEEP GOING.
11:10:48 <Glenn> L00py.. settle down.
11:15:47 <James> WHAT CUNT
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11:21:19 <James> Tim-Sim
11:21:35 <+Tim-Sim> Jimbo
11:22:57 <James> the names James
11:23:12 <+Tim-Sim> Jimmy
11:28:30 <James> JAMES YA FUCKING MAGGOT
11:35:51 <+Tim-Sim> Jimmydog
11:36:03 <James> IM WAITING CUNT
11:36:11 <+Tim-Sim> Jimmydawg
11:36:23 <+Tim-Sim> da big bad dawawwwg
11:36:33 <James> U KNOW IT
11:41:27 <James> FUKHEADDDDDDDD
11:42:08 <+Tim-Sim> I beg your pardon?
11:42:26 <+Tim-Sim> do you want a smack?
11:42:57 <James> WHAT CUNT
11:43:01 <James> DO U KNOW WHO I AM\
11:44:02 <+Tim-Sim> somebody who is cruisin for a bruisin
11:45:09 <James> HAHAHAHAHHAA
11:45:11 <James> Tim-Sim\\
11:45:14 <James> YU MAD CUNTTTTTTTTTT
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11:49:41 <James> U THINK THE POSTIE WILL DROP ME DRUGS OFF TODAY Tim-Sim
11:49:57 <James> COZ IF HE DOESNT
11:50:00 <James> I WONT BE HAPPY
11:50:19 <+Tim-Sim> dunno
11:50:24 <+Tim-Sim> might
11:50:27 <+Tim-Sim> might not
11:50:37 <James> OK
11:50:47 <James> HE DROPPED SOME OFF ON THURSDAY
11:50:56 <James> BUT NOT THAT GREAT
11:51:57 <+Tim-Sim> does he ever accidentally drop it off at the neighbours
11:51:59 <+Tim-Sim> ?
11:52:44 <+Tim-Sim> If your neighbour received the package, would they
11:53:01 <+Tim-Sim> 1) Open it and keep it for themselves
11:53:14 <+Tim-Sim> 2) Put it in your letterbox
11:53:34 <+Tim-Sim> 3) Open it and take it to the FEDS???????
11:55:55 <James> NONE OF THE ABOVE
11:56:06 <James> lets hope
11:56:17 <James> thise movies alright
12:01:48 <James> lalallalalalaa
12:03:01 <James> off ya goto work Tim-Sim
12:03:04 <James> have fun
12:05:41 <James> BYE Tim-Sim
12:05:44 <James> FUCKHEADDDDDDDDDDDD
12:06:19 <James> IM HUNGRY
12:10:29 <James> LALALLALAAA
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12:13:25 <James> WOW WOW WOW
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12:13:32 <James> COCKHEAD
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12:13:38 <James> WOW WOW WOW
12:13:40 <James> COCKHEAD
12:13:41 <James> WOW WOW WOW
12:13:42 <James> COCKHEAD
12:13:52 <James> UR A MAGGOTTTTTTTTTTT
12:14:23 <James> DOG CUNT
12:15:53 <James> TERRROR TERRRRRROR
12:16:06 <James> LALALLALALA
12:17:29 <James> FUCK OFF U CUNT
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12:26:11 <James> LANGUAGE
12:26:15 <James> THERE IS NO NEED FOR IT
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12:34:29 <James> TOSSER
12:43:25 <James> MAGGOT
12:43:42 <James> IM SICK OF UR SHIT CUNT
12:44:10 <James> I DID NOTHING DOG
12:44:13 <James> WHAT CUNT
12:44:15 <James> FUCK UP
12:44:19 <James> FUCK U
12:44:22 <James> MAGGOTTTTTTTT
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12:50:24 <James-> fuckhead
12:50:29 <James-> ur a maggot
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12:50:39 <James-> slit ur own throat cunt
12:53:07 <James-> fuck u
12:53:09 <James-> dog
12:53:27 <b1rd> :)
12:53:52 <James-> keep going cunt
12:53:59 <James-> fuckhead
12:54:35 <b1rd> Im a hero
12:55:00 <James-> fuck up
12:55:02 <James-> cunt
12:55:31 <James-> yes i said the word cunt
12:55:33 <James-> cunt
12:55:38 <James-> cunt
12:55:38 <James-> cunt\
12:55:41 <James-> fuckhead
12:55:56 <b1rd> Im a hero.
12:56:00 <James-> i will be seeing u soon
12:56:01 <James-> cunt
12:58:41 <James-> hey man
12:59:34 <James-> wheres the postie
12:59:37 <James-> should be here soon
12:59:48 <James-> fuk i hope he has my shit
13:03:24 <James-> cockhead
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13:11:55 <James> FUCKHEAD
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13:12:03 <James> U THINK THIS IS A GAME CUNT
13:17:01 <James> YEAH CUNT
13:17:05 <James> U FUCKING CCUNT U
13:20:19 <James> WHAT DID U SAY CUNT
13:20:26 <James> STOP YELLING
13:20:27 <James> MAGGOT
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13:42:59 <L00PEYD0G> FUCK OFF CUNT
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14:07:41 Nick: L00PEYD0G is now known as WALLY
14:07:58 Nick: WALLY is now known as MCJAMES
14:08:15 <MCJAMES> fuck you
14:08:16 <MCJAMES> cunt!!
14:08:22 <MCJAMES> i will kill u all
14:08:24 <MCJAMES> one by one
14:08:27 <MCJAMES> HAHAHHAAA
14:08:30 <MCJAMES> u wait
14:08:34 <MCJAMES> maggots
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14:18:04 <MCJAMES> maggots
14:18:05 <MCJAMES> maggots
14:18:14 <MCJAMES> hahaha
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14:33:00 <KINGK0NG> FUCK U CUNTS
14:33:01 <KINGK0NG> !!!!
14:33:10 <KINGK0NG> U THINK NOTHING OF ME
14:33:32 <+seaner> damn straight
14:33:35 <+seaner> you said
14:33:39 <+seaner> it.
14:33:42 <+seaner> captain obvious
14:36:18 <KINGK0NG> FUCKHEAD
14:36:29 <KINGK0NG> UR NOTHING
14:36:38 <KINGK0NG> IM KING FUCKING K0NG
14:36:39 <+seaner> thanks bro
14:36:44 <+seaner> hows the ice going for ya
14:36:55 <+seaner> done wonders for you
14:37:00 <+seaner> poo rcunt
14:37:14 <KINGK0NG> FUCK U RODENT CUNT
14:37:24 <+seaner> thanks man
14:37:27 <+seaner> really appreciate it
14:37:33 <+seaner> kind words
14:38:03 <KINGK0NG> YEAH U DO MAGGOT
14:38:04 <KINGK0NG> MAGGOT
14:38:07 <KINGK0NG> KING MAGGOT
14:38:36 <KINGK0NG> HAHAHHHAHA
14:38:40 <KINGK0NG> \WHATS THE MATTER MAN
14:38:44 <KINGK0NG> WHY U UPSET
14:39:42 <KINGK0NG> FUCKING MAGGOT CUNT
14:39:51 <KINGK0NG> LALALALLAL
14:39:53 <KINGK0NG> LALALALALLALA
14:39:54 <KINGK0NG> LALALALLALALALA
14:39:57 <KINGK0NG> JHAHJAHA
14:39:59 <KINGK0NG> HAHAHAAHHAHA
14:40:02 <KINGK0NG> M
14:40:03 <KINGK0NG> A
14:40:03 <KINGK0NG> G
14:40:04 <KINGK0NG> G
14:40:05 <KINGK0NG> O
14:40:05 <KINGK0NG> T
14:40:06 <KINGK0NG> !!!
14:41:23 <+seaner> thanks man
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14:52:06 <Glenn> Looks like it's been let loose with the red lemonade again.
15:05:03 <KINGK0NG> COCKHEAD
15:06:37 <+seaner> kind words
15:06:42 <+seaner> very tender kind words
15:06:59 <JunnoStory> so l00pey how much crack have u done today
15:07:16 <KINGK0NG> FUCKHEAD]
15:09:04 <KINGK0NG> U WANNA KEEP TALKING SHIT CUNT
15:09:19 <+seaner> not enough obviously
15:09:22 <+seaner> cunt wont fucking die
15:09:33 <KINGK0NG> KEEP GOING CUNT
15:09:40 <KINGK0NG> SEE WHAT HAPPENS
15:10:33 <KINGK0NG> WEAK CUNT]
15:14:43 <KINGK0NG> MAGGOT
15:18:12 <KINGK0NG> FUCKHEAD
15:18:30 <+seaner> thanks ma
15:18:31 <+seaner> man
15:18:38 <+seaner> lovely words
15:18:39 <+seaner> caring
15:19:23 <KINGK0NG> BLAH BLAH BLAH
15:23:51 <KINGK0NG> FUK U JunnoStory
15:24:20 <breaker> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ l00peyd0g having a meth meltdown
15:25:13 <KINGK0NG> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:25:19 <KINGK0NG> breaker
15:25:23 <KINGK0NG> whos that
15:25:57 <breaker> Got a job yet you gronk?
15:26:14 <KINGK0NG> lollllllllll
15:26:21 <KINGK0NG> idiit
15:26:38 <breaker> You can't stay on Newstart all your life
15:26:46 <KINGK0NG> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:27:15 <KINGK0NG> WHAT A DUMB CUNT
15:27:44 <KINGK0NG> DUMBEST CUNT
15:29:20 <KINGK0NG> DID U JUST WAKE UP BREAKER
15:29:21 <KINGK0NG> LOL
15:29:36 <KINGK0NG> LONG DAY HEY MAGGOT
15:29:46 <KINGK0NG> ROFLMAYNONAISE
15:30:59 <breaker> lol I still can't believe you still sleep in a single bed
15:31:08 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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15:33:13 <HB101> :)
15:33:26 <b1rd> :)
15:33:34 <HB101> b1rd sh1tt3r
15:33:37 <breaker> <l00peyd0g> i got all these clients, they never pay me cause none of them exist so im on newstart allowance and waste my money on meth
15:33:40 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:33:46 <HB101> <---- Homeless B1rd 101
15:34:04 <HB101> :)
15:35:19 <KINGK0NG> LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLL
15:35:25 <KINGK0NG> BREAKER IS SO0 UPSET\
15:35:39 <b1rd> Beaker
15:35:40 <KINGK0NG> WHATS THE MATTER BIG GUY
15:37:52 <HB101> King L00pey
15:38:13 * HB101 gets down on his knees and worships K1ng L00P3Y
15:38:14 <KINGK0NG> THATS ME
15:38:24 <HB101> THE GREAT ONE IS HERE!
15:38:25 <HB101> THE GREAT ONE IS HERE!
15:38:26 <HB101> THE GREAT ONE IS HERE!
15:38:38 <KINGK0NG> YES I AM
15:38:45 <+seaner> bow down
15:38:47 <+seaner> NOW
15:39:02 * HB101 bows down
15:39:10 <HB101> THE GREAT MESSIAH!
15:39:13 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ l00peyd0g loading up a clone and talking to himself like a faggot
15:39:21 <HB101> :)
15:39:35 <KINGK0NG> BIG GUYS CRYING
15:39:46 <HB101> BIG GUYS CRYING
15:40:17 <KINGK0NG> HES SOOKING
15:40:24 <HB101> HES SOOKING
15:40:30 <KINGK0NG> COZ THE GIRL HE LIKES LOVES ME
15:40:36 <HB101> COZ THE GIRL HE LIKES LOVES ME
15:40:37 <KINGK0NG> ITS FUNNY
15:40:42 <HB101> ITS FUNNY
15:41:23 <KINGK0NG> IT IS
15:41:23 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15:41:48 * HB101 hears his phones message tone
15:41:49 <b1rd> Beaker is a bitch
15:41:58 * HB101 looks at his phone
15:42:04 <HB101> Oh would you look at that!
15:42:07 <HB101> I text from Jen
15:42:09 <HB101> brb replying
15:42:27 <breaker> You got no text from Jen. :)
15:42:34 <HB101> :)
15:42:37 <HB101> didn't I
15:42:38 <HB101> :)
15:42:51 <KINGK0NG> just replying to her on facebook
15:43:06 <HB101> breaker do you have both of Jens numbers?
15:43:10 <KINGK0NG> quite the chatterbox we have today
15:43:17 <HB101> :)
15:43:23 <KINGK0NG> :)
15:43:29 <breaker> You don't have any number of Jens :)
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15:43:52 Mode: (by mERK) +v Kelevra
15:44:09 <KINGK0NG> hello
15:44:14 <HB101> Just replying to Jen
15:44:14 <Kelevra> allo allo
15:44:15 <HB101> brb
15:44:28 <JunnoStory> hello shitevra
15:44:39 <Kelevra> hai JunnoSh1t
15:44:45 <JunnoStory> how are the irc babies
15:44:54 <breaker> How can you be replying to her when she doesn't talk to you? :)
15:45:13 <JunnoStory> how are johninja and anth0ny's babies there shitevra
15:45:15 <Kelevra> JunnoSh1t they're alright
15:45:35 <KINGK0NG> she loves me
15:45:49 <JunnoStory> are you keeping your legs closed lately there shitevra
15:45:50 <Kelevra> Jen loves tozza
15:45:56 <JunnoStory> or you slutting about
15:45:58 <Kelevra> JunnoSh1t no
15:45:59 <KINGK0NG> fuck off
15:46:03 <Kelevra> JunnoSh1t yes
15:46:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v JunnoStory
15:46:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@82.102.08818B.CA9797
15:46:36 <breaker> Why ban him?
15:46:57 <KINGK0NG> i know
15:47:00 <KINGK0NG> u should be banned
15:47:03 <Kelevra> lol
15:47:20 <+seaner> `listban *!*@82.102.08818B.CA9797 -whoset -reason
15:47:31 <HB101> :)
15:47:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@82.102.08818B.CA9797
15:47:49 <JunnoStory> glenn is pedo rockspider
15:48:09 <+seaner> careful JunnoStory
15:48:13 <JunnoStory> ?
15:48:15 <+seaner> or you'll get raped mate
15:48:16 <Kelevra> what's a rockspider? do they jump?
15:48:25 * Glenn bites...
15:48:30 <+seaner> wanna meet at Mornington pier?
15:48:30 <Kelevra> oh no seaner is in here
15:48:41 <Glenn> seaner is everywhere.
15:48:47 <breaker> Is that where you're at seaner.. Mornington?
15:48:48 <Kelevra> it's not cool
15:48:55 <+seaner> breaker yep
15:48:58 <+seaner> close to it
15:49:03 <KINGK0NG> come to sunshine
15:49:04 <Kelevra> breaker and seaner sitting in a tree
15:49:12 <+seaner> breaker wanna meet up bro?
15:49:18 <+seaner> play with each others cocks n shit
15:49:19 <+seaner> could be fun
15:49:24 <Kelevra> lol
15:49:27 <+seaner> i'm not that much into it
15:49:29 <KINGK0NG> breaker cant get out of his wheelchair
15:49:30 <breaker> Mount Eliza
15:49:33 <+seaner> but you can fuck the shit out of mine?
15:49:36 <Kelevra> I forgot I recorded josh last night
15:49:49 <+seaner> hahaha yes
15:49:53 <Kelevra> hahahaha
15:49:58 <Kelevra> gold
15:50:24 <+seaner> actually sorry breaker
15:50:26 <+seaner> i cant.
15:50:39 <Kelevra> rejection is a cunt of a bitch
15:50:39 <+seaner> just rememberd something I said yesterday
15:50:39 <breaker> It's a crime to record someone on the phone without their concent
15:50:42 <Kelevra> even that hurt me
15:50:50 <Kelevra> breaker Ikr
15:51:04 <+seaner> prove there was a recording wanker
15:51:05 <+seaner> lol
15:51:16 <Kelevra> me? I can upload it
15:51:20 * breaker has contacts in high places :)
15:51:22 <Kelevra> Josh is team me
15:51:23 <+seaner> oh nooo
15:51:26 <+seaner> not contacts
15:51:31 <+seaner> do they answer when you ring though?
15:51:35 <Kelevra> I used to have contact lenses
15:51:38 <+seaner> "not this cunt again, fuck offffff"
15:51:52 <breaker> Watch yourself seaner
15:51:55 <Kelevra> I had a blue set and a green set
15:52:01 <Kelevra> breaker is that a threat?
15:52:07 <Kelevra> did it just get heaps sexy in here?
15:52:08 <breaker> You never know what's around that corner bud.
15:52:17 <+seaner> yeah man
15:52:22 <+seaner> i carry a mirror around with me everywhere
15:52:24 <+seaner> so I can watch myself
15:52:31 <Kelevra> around every corner theres something else
15:52:31 <breaker> haha dickhead
15:52:36 <Glenn> Oooohhhhhh.....kinky!
15:52:36 <+seaner> Kelevra yep i'm turned on
15:52:45 <+seaner> some rapage around the corner
15:52:50 <Kelevra> I pray I never bump into a corner
15:53:15 <+seaner> oOoO breaker did a "haha"
15:53:20 <+seaner> is that even possible?
15:53:22 <Kelevra> oh a "haha"
15:53:26 <+seaner> oh no...
15:53:30 <+seaner> he might be falling for me
15:53:31 <+seaner> yep
15:53:32 <+seaner> it's happening
15:53:34 <Glenn> Ooops
15:53:38 <Kelevra> back off seaner
15:53:41 <Kelevra> he's mine.
15:53:43 <+seaner> ahahah
15:53:47 <Kelevra> <3 breaker
15:53:55 * seaner steps back :P
15:53:58 <Kelevra> bebe dw I'll protect you.
15:54:38 <+seaner> speak up breaker
15:54:49 <Kelevra> breaker isn't returning all my love atm
15:54:56 <Kelevra> he's busy calling on contacts
15:55:08 <+seaner> trying to find a contact that will answer
15:55:12 <Kelevra> breaker breaker calling all contacts
15:55:18 <Kelevra> over
15:55:26 <+seaner> i wonder if breaker has anything on his charge sheet that can be used against him
15:55:26 <JunnoStory> seaner and glenn are bigtime pedo rockspiders
15:55:33 <+seaner> calling all contacts over
15:55:35 <+seaner> lol!
15:55:40 <+seaner> "fuck off"
15:55:41 <KINGK0NG> looks like postie aint coming tday
15:55:42 <Kelevra> JunnoStory it's so true
15:55:42 <+seaner> "over"
15:56:02 <Kelevra> rockspidersss and pedoooos
15:56:03 <JunnoStory> its only a matter of time until shitevra turns the conversation to c0ck
15:56:20 <KINGK0NG> sucks
15:56:35 <+seaner> you calling me a pedo rockspider Kelevra?
15:56:37 <Kelevra> aaahhhh gahhh doo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
15:56:38 <+seaner> you've changed m8
15:57:03 * Kelevra looks up to the sky and shuffles her feet around
15:57:45 <KINGK0NG> freak
15:57:55 <Kelevra> karma just fucked me up
15:58:12 <Kelevra> or breakers contacts
15:58:16 <Kelevra> either way
15:58:46 <Kelevra> KINGK0NG do you think HellFury is hot?
15:59:01 <Kelevra> would you sniff her farts if she bottled them and sent them to you?
15:59:13 <+seaner> rofl
15:59:17 <JunnoStory> neither shitfury nor shitevra are hot
15:59:20 <JunnoStory> they look like moles
15:59:28 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
15:59:28 <JunnoStory> and shitevra looks like a demon skeletor
15:59:34 <KINGK0NG> yes
15:59:37 <KINGK0NG> please
15:59:37 <Kelevra> I think it's spelt "moll"
15:59:48 <Kelevra> demon skeletor?
15:59:54 <Kelevra> people would dig that
16:00:18 <JunnoStory> jackie is a png fatass hefer
16:00:20 <JunnoStory> big jumbo
16:00:30 <Kelevra> I'd do her if I was a lesbian
16:00:37 <Kelevra> she's more of a man then you'll ever be
16:00:38 <JunnoStory> shitevra is just a disgusting mess of DNA of various islander nations
16:00:49 <KINGK0NG> shes amazing
16:00:51 <Kelevra> islander nations?
16:00:57 <Kelevra> is that a thing now?
16:01:16 <JunnoStory> yea she has to shave her upper lip because nature calls for her to be a hairy black fatass
16:01:18 <JunnoStory> like shitfury
16:01:27 <Kelevra> I'm black?
16:01:27 <breaker> lolllllllllllll
16:01:30 <Kelevra> WTF?
16:01:38 <Kelevra> shit, I must be colour blind
16:01:45 <KINGK0NG> white girl
16:01:52 <Kelevra> I'm olive skinned
16:02:01 <KINGK0NG> whitey
16:02:06 <Kelevra> not as white as b1rd not as black as HellFury
16:02:15 <KINGK0NG> white cunt
16:02:22 <Kelevra> stop turning me on.
16:04:22 <Kelevra> okay serious question
16:04:36 <KINGK0NG> prick went str8 past
16:04:47 <Kelevra> if you had to fuck a gay dude would you fuck elton john or boy george?
16:04:54 <Kelevra> if you HAD to..
16:06:37 <Kelevra> omg you guys can't even be asked a serious question..
16:06:40 <Kelevra> that's sad.
16:06:57 <+seaner> boy george for sure
16:07:07 <+seaner> he'd be a dirty fucker
16:07:17 <KINGK0NG> sick cunt
16:07:35 <Kelevra> I reckon elton would be more kinky
16:07:39 <Kelevra> he's really bitchy
16:07:48 <Kelevra> I'm pretty sure he's slagged off madonna
16:08:07 <Kelevra> he'd be all "fuck off, wait get her, let me bum you"
16:08:16 <Kelevra> here*
16:09:40 <+seaner> lol
16:09:54 <Kelevra> I'd like that
16:10:24 <+seaner> consider it done
16:10:56 <Kelevra> :O
16:12:35 <KINGK0NG> MAGGGGGGGGGGOT
16:12:55 <Kelevra> you must be bored
16:13:59 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) EOF from client
16:14:31 <KINGK0NG> MAGGGGGGGGGGOT
16:15:24 <KINGK0NG> THIS IS BULLLLLLLLLSHIT
16:18:17 Quit: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) Connection closed
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16:25:53 Mode: (by mERK) +v SoupNazi
16:37:21 <KINGK0NG> FUCK OFF CUNT
16:37:32 <+seaner> kind words
16:37:39 <+seaner> you're a very pleasant individual loopy
16:37:41 <+seaner> very.
16:38:00 <+seaner> do you like anal at all?
16:38:05 <KINGK0NG> thanx man
16:39:53 <KINGK0NG> none of ur business
16:40:51 <Kelevra> do youl ike anal KINGK0NG?
16:40:56 <Kelevra> youl ike*
16:41:00 <Kelevra> you like even
16:43:26 <KINGK0NG> yes madamm
16:44:37 <Kelevra> sweet
16:44:47 <Kelevra> asl? wanna cyber? tell me how you like it?
16:45:51 <KINGK0NG> u disturb me
16:46:00 <Kelevra> howso?
16:46:10 <Kelevra> thought we had a connection
16:51:16 <JunnoStory> shitevra who owes you child support? johninja or anth0ny
16:52:50 <Kelevra> both lol
16:53:50 <breaker> That's her way of getting through life.. get preggers to homos and scabbing money off them
16:54:12 <Kelevra> I don't get child support
16:54:29 <KINGK0NG> im sorry we do have a connection
16:54:32 <Kelevra> breaker you truly love me, please call me
16:54:33 <KINGK0NG> i love u
16:54:39 <Kelevra> KINGK0NG <3
16:55:54 <breaker> You wish I did, you don't deserve my love and id never call you.
16:57:24 <Kelevra> I do deserve your love
16:57:41 <Kelevra> why do you neglect me?
16:57:43 <KINGK0NG> money just went in my account im organising some merth
16:57:45 <KINGK0NG> meth
16:57:49 <KINGK0NG> methamphetamine
16:57:51 <KINGK0NG> brb
16:58:13 <+seaner> good luck with that mate
16:58:18 <+seaner> it's working wonders for you
16:58:23 <KINGK0NG> thank u seaner
16:58:26 <+seaner> my pleasure
16:58:35 <KINGK0NG> ur a good man
16:58:38 <+seaner> i know
16:58:44 <KINGK0NG> cockhead.
16:58:47 <+seaner> faggot.
16:59:01 <KINGK0NG> <3
16:59:03 <Kelevra> meth makes the superman
16:59:04 <+seaner> can you type in capitals?
16:59:10 <+seaner> you're making me nervous by not yelling
16:59:21 <+seaner> you might try to touch me or something
16:59:27 <breaker> lol
16:59:29 <KINGK0NG> im busy.
16:59:37 <Kelevra> seaner doesn't like to be touched
16:59:42 <+seaner> it hurts.
16:59:44 <+seaner> LOL
16:59:47 <Kelevra> :D
16:59:54 * Kelevra feels up seaner
17:00:01 <+seaner> stop it. that hurts me
17:00:02 <+seaner> a lot.
17:00:04 <+seaner> n shit
17:00:04 <+seaner> hmm
17:00:10 <Kelevra> just go with it
17:00:10 <breaker> n shit
17:00:14 <+seaner> hmm yeh
17:00:18 <+seaner> too far now
17:00:22 <+seaner> keep going
17:00:30 * Kelevra jams a rag in seaner's mouth and duct tapes his head
17:00:38 <+seaner> LOL
17:00:45 <+seaner> that's the ticket
17:00:57 <Kelevra> it always gets the boys rowdy
17:01:07 * Kelevra wiggles her fingers
17:01:12 <+seaner> oOoOo
17:01:39 <Kelevra> :D
17:04:18 <KINGK0NG> sending thius guy a msg'
17:04:27 <KINGK0NG> got ne drugs cunt?!
17:04:54 <JunnoStory> shitevra got a chasm the size of jupiter
17:04:55 <KINGK0NG> its monday!
17:05:43 <Kelevra> JunnoSh1t that's funny you state that, that's the pickup line I used on seaner
17:06:02 <Kelevra> "wanna fuck my chasm the size of jupiter*
17:06:12 <JunnoStory> yea ur a bigtime slut
17:06:29 <Kelevra> yeah
17:06:37 <Kelevra> bigtime slut
17:06:37 <KINGK0NG> the biggest n best
17:06:39 <Kelevra> :)
17:06:51 <Kelevra> I'd fuck you and your dad
17:08:04 <KINGK0NG> he rekons he be home in bout 1 hr or so
17:08:12 <Kelevra> nice
17:08:13 <+seaner> nice
17:08:22 <KINGK0NG> thank u
17:08:26 <+seaner> no, thank u man
17:08:31 <+seaner> really appreciate you
17:08:59 <KINGK0NG> i hope the drugs r good.
17:09:16 <Kelevra> yeah same
17:09:28 <Kelevra> if they're shit just blow it back in the dudes face
17:09:32 <Kelevra> r stab him
17:09:34 <Kelevra> or*
17:09:55 <KINGK0NG> yeah i should be more aggressive when people sell me shit drugs
17:10:22 <Kelevra> I once pushed a guy off a bicycle for selling me under a gram of weed and didn't pay him
17:10:36 <KINGK0NG> nice
17:10:41 <Kelevra> karma got him in the end
17:10:46 <Kelevra> he's now batshit crazy
17:10:46 <KINGK0NG> cunt deserved it
17:11:24 <KINGK0NG> yeah well this is costing $200
17:11:32 <KINGK0NG> better be good
17:11:52 <Kelevra> yeah
17:12:12 <KINGK0NG> thats alright
17:12:18 <KINGK0NG> old boss is paying for it
17:12:24 <KINGK0NG> ripped it off his amex card
17:12:31 <Kelevra> nice
17:12:38 <KINGK0NG> hahaha
17:13:08 <KINGK0NG> cunts wanna fuck around
17:13:21 <+seaner> LOL
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17:13:47 Mode: (by mERK) +v vonw
17:13:51 <Kelevra> hai vonw
17:13:56 <KINGK0NG> heya vonw
17:14:17 <vonw> hi
17:14:32 <KINGK0NG> hows u
17:14:41 <vonw> not bad
17:14:56 <+seaner> von!
17:15:01 <+seaner> my man :)
17:15:03 <KINGK0NG> excellent
17:15:30 * Kelevra kicks seaner in the shin
17:15:35 <vonw> sup
17:15:36 <Kelevra> I'm your man.
17:16:09 <+seaner> OWWWW
17:16:23 <+seaner> thats it.
17:16:27 <Kelevra> photon!
17:16:38 <+seaner> :P
17:17:03 <Kelevra> hrmmm maybe I should slack it and make noodles
17:17:12 <Kelevra> nah i'll make rice
17:17:17 <Kelevra> hrmmm
17:17:18 <+seaner> rice is easy
17:17:31 <+seaner> absorption method never done me wrong
17:17:53 <+seaner> whats happening von
17:17:54 <+seaner> at work?
17:18:43 <KINGK0NG> yeah
17:18:44 <KINGK0NG> soon
17:19:05 <Kelevra> seaner I have a rice cooker
17:19:05 <+seaner> photos of you fuck on meth or it never happened
17:19:14 <+seaner> ahh I dont use rice cookers
17:19:29 <b1rd> Me either
17:19:33 <+seaner> stainless steel pot does the trick
17:19:34 <Kelevra> I have one thats semi broken but I know how to use it
17:19:39 <KINGK0NG> excuse me
17:19:40 <+seaner> semi broken? lol
17:19:40 <b1rd> I put in my mouth n cook it
17:19:46 <Kelevra> yeah it's semi broken
17:20:18 <Kelevra> I rip up cardboard and jimmy it to the "cook" option
17:20:44 <Kelevra> then when it's ready I take the cardboard out and it goes to "warm"
17:21:05 <KINGK0NG> not long now
17:21:29 <Kelevra> getting fried on a monday
17:21:51 <+seaner> hard weekend mate?
17:23:22 <KINGK0NG> yesssssssss
17:23:25 <KINGK0NG> only way
17:23:46 <Kelevra> can't say I've done meth on a monday
17:23:57 <KINGK0NG> damnnnn
17:24:06 <Kelevra> yeah I know.. I live a boring life
17:24:08 <Kelevra> missing out
17:24:31 <KINGK0NG> we'll hav to change that
17:24:37 <Kelevra> yeah totes
17:24:42 <Kelevra> gimme the drugs mang
17:24:55 <KINGK0NG> will do
17:25:11 <+seaner> can you post some?
17:25:14 <+seaner> in the mail
17:25:20 <KINGK0NG> not to u
17:25:40 <+seaner> fucking cunt
17:25:42 <+seaner> what is your problem
17:26:11 <JunnoStory> |||||||||||||||| Quick QC ||||||||||||
17:26:56 <JunnoStory> fuk that was a nice cone
17:27:03 <KINGK0NG> druggie
17:27:10 <Kelevra> fml I need another breast
17:27:11 <+seaner> [17:28] <+KINGK0NG> druggie
17:27:39 <+seaner> [17:10] <+KINGK0NG> i hope the drugs r good.
17:27:57 <KINGK0NG> yeah its been 20mins
17:27:58 <Kelevra> they better be good hey
17:28:05 <KINGK0NG> 40 to wait
17:28:06 <JunnoStory> l00peyd0g how much crack did you get in the mail this week?
17:28:21 <KINGK0NG> none so far
17:28:26 <JunnoStory> :(
17:28:32 <JunnoStory> it was held up at customs son
17:28:35 <KINGK0NG> but its only monday
17:28:36 <JunnoStory> you're not getting it son
17:28:45 <KINGK0NG> customs lol
17:29:21 <JunnoStory> gotta be prepared for the feds to knock down your door at wattle avenue
17:29:32 <KINGK0NG> lol
17:29:46 <KINGK0NG> over an 8ball
17:29:47 <KINGK0NG> lol
17:29:57 <KINGK0NG> funny bloke
17:30:18 <JunnoStory> it wont get out of customs now son
17:30:22 <JunnoStory> they got your details and where its coming from
17:30:28 <JunnoStory> you will no longer get crack online
17:30:30 <+seaner> customs have smoked that shit already
17:30:33 <JunnoStory> you will have to use your local resources
17:31:03 <KINGK0NG> sure mate
17:31:22 <Kelevra> seaner get me a breast and i'll give you the first 4 digits to my mobile number
17:31:27 <Kelevra> deal?
17:31:39 <KINGK0NG> i'll giv u the last 3
17:32:26 <Kelevra> what are your last 3?
17:32:46 <KINGK0NG> 084
17:32:55 <KINGK0NG> no
17:32:55 <Kelevra> similar to mine
17:32:57 <KINGK0NG> 034
17:33:07 <Kelevra> oh not similar to mine
17:33:24 <KINGK0NG> 0416813034
17:33:31 <KINGK0NG> anytime
17:33:32 <+seaner> ooooo a breast?
17:33:36 <Kelevra> I'll call you in abit
17:33:38 <+seaner> chicken?
17:33:46 <Kelevra> yes a chicken breasticle
17:34:04 * seaner is gonna call that number now
17:34:08 <+seaner> better be you, and better be ready
17:34:10 <Kelevra> doit.org
17:34:36 <Kelevra> then call me and cyber me, so I can fap and sleep kthnx
17:34:42 <+seaner> 18310416813034
17:34:44 <+seaner> done
17:34:50 <+seaner> wheres my phone
17:35:21 <KINGK0NG> go on
17:35:25 <Kelevra> in your pocket? on a table?
17:35:31 <Kelevra> is this a guessing game?
17:35:34 <+seaner> calling now
17:35:37 <+seaner> private number
17:35:37 <+seaner> answer it.
17:35:51 <KINGK0NG> u aint
17:36:10 <+seaner> mr david hobs
17:36:14 <+seaner> straight to voicemail
17:36:16 <KINGK0NG> oh
17:36:25 <KINGK0NG> priv are blocked
17:36:30 <KINGK0NG> suk shit
17:36:38 <+seaner> can u divert private only?
17:36:40 <+seaner> fuck thats a good idea
17:36:43 <KINGK0NG> yes
17:36:57 <+seaner> well u have a voicemail of my voice cunt
17:36:58 <+seaner> listen to it
17:37:13 <JunnoStory> why is seaner pedo trying to blend in with the boyz
17:37:14 <KINGK0NG> i dont check voicemail
17:37:20 <JunnoStory> clearly he is pedo rockspider
17:37:23 <+seaner> hahaha
17:37:25 <+seaner> sup JunnoStory
17:38:08 <Kelevra> I didn't get a voice mail :(
17:38:18 <KINGK0NG> me either
17:38:22 <+seaner> ok...
17:39:18 <KINGK0NG> its been 31mins
17:39:23 <+seaner> voicemail left
17:39:35 <+seaner> Kelevra
17:41:30 <+seaner> you boring KINGK0NG
17:41:35 <+seaner> no fun at all
17:42:39 <KINGK0NG> haha
17:42:43 <KINGK0NG> what did ya say
17:42:56 <+seaner> david hobs
17:43:04 <KINGK0NG> yeah heard that part
17:43:11 <+seaner> ah good
17:43:14 <+seaner> ill ring ya later
17:43:18 <KINGK0NG> haha
17:43:53 <Kelevra> don't ring him later, bring me the tit of a chicken
17:44:07 <+seaner> time?
17:44:14 <Kelevra> thyme
17:44:16 <+seaner> lol
17:44:19 <+seaner> i'll ring him on the way over
17:44:33 <+seaner> by then he'll be fucked on irce
17:44:38 <+seaner> so it'll be a pleasant conversation
17:45:10 <KINGK0NG> lets hope
17:46:33 <Kelevra> lol
17:47:27 <Kelevra> on meth I'd think you could talk about leather for days then it'd turn into a convo of world of war craft and sewing machine
17:47:29 <Kelevra> s
17:48:31 <b1rd> Meth great to study. Go to war. Stuff like that
17:48:51 <Kelevra> lol
17:48:54 <b1rd> Rooting but im too in love with myself on meth to root on it
17:48:59 <Kelevra> one extreme to the other hey?
17:49:09 <b1rd> Been long time i wont touch it again
17:49:12 <JunnoStory> b1rd shit, how many b1rds are perched on your nose
17:49:16 <b1rd> Ye it bad
17:49:28 <Kelevra> yeah i haven't had meth since I was about 23
17:49:29 <b1rd> ?
17:49:32 <b1rd> Ye
17:49:38 <KINGK0NG> me either
17:49:41 <b1rd> No good
17:49:47 <Kelevra> didn't want to be an old crackhead tbh
17:49:54 <Kelevra> unfortunately i'm naturally one
17:50:00 <b1rd> Ye
17:50:12 <b1rd> Undont need it same
17:50:22 <b1rd> Fulla energy just on food
17:50:23 <KINGK0NG> getting close now u fucking cunt
17:50:58 <KINGK0NG> should send the cunt another message
17:51:06 <KINGK0NG> takes me 20mins to get there
17:51:10 <Kelevra> yeah tell him you'll kill his dog
17:51:55 <JunnoStory> remember b1rd shit when u said in #melbourne that u have a normal looking nose lol... does shitevra and everyone here know thats not the case (obviously) based on your photos and videos the boyz got on u
17:53:09 <Kelevra> do eggs go off on the due by date on the carton if they've been in the fridge?
17:56:07 <b1rd> I dont eat em
17:56:14 <b1rd> Only meat etc
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17:57:07 <VolunteerWildfireOfficer> Skirmish your house ok there
17:57:37 <VolunteerWildfireOfficer> I heard it burned down from grass fires
17:57:49 <KINGK0NG> told him i be there in 30mins
17:59:00 <KINGK0NG> i dont have a licence
17:59:05 <KINGK0NG> hope no cops on way
17:59:06 <KINGK0NG> haha
17:59:24 <KINGK0NG> fuck em
17:59:26 <KINGK0NG> FTP
17:59:29 <KINGK0NG> FUCK THE POLICE3
17:59:30 <KINGK0NG> !!!
17:59:36 <KINGK0NG> AND U KNOW WHAT
17:59:39 <KINGK0NG> FUCK U TOO!!!!
17:59:46 <KINGK0NG> FUCK ALL U CUNTS!!!!
17:59:49 <+seaner> thereeeeee he is!
17:59:50 <KINGK0NG> YA FUCKING DOGSSSS
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18:00:35 <KINGK0NG> LOOK ITS BEEEEEEH
18:00:37 <KINGK0NG> THE MAGGOT!
18:02:35 <KINGK0NG> alright im off
18:02:36 <KINGK0NG> bbs
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18:05:36 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ohh look it screeeachh face
18:05:46 <+Skirmish> Hey there pongo.
18:05:56 <+Skirmish> How is nanna?
18:05:57 <VolunteerSeS> Skirmish is your house alright from the recent grass fires
18:06:14 <+Skirmish> What grass fires?
18:06:34 <VolunteerSeS> Wildlife
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18:06:43 <+Skirmish> ...
18:07:09 <VolunteerSeS> I heard you lost everything
18:08:12 <+Skirmish> I've got no idea what you're talking about.
18:09:26 <VolunteerSeS> Some told me your town gutted by a raging bushfire that burned few hundreds acres
18:10:01 <+Skirmish> lol ok.
18:10:11 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Skirmish is casserole bum
18:10:18 <VolunteerSeS> Sad to hear all of your possession have gone
18:10:44 <+Skirmish> RIP my imaginary possessions.
18:11:40 <VolunteerSeS> Are you a homeless who sleeps in dumped cars and dreams of robbing a bank!
18:11:56 <b1rd> Thats u
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18:12:21 <VolunteerSeS> Im here in London in cold in freezing
18:12:38 <+Skirmish> Cool story. I will add it to the list of fire obsessed stories from beehhh.
18:12:47 <VolunteerSeS> Volunteering for my uni
18:13:25 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiiii b1rd
18:13:29 <VolunteerSeS> You know if i was a firefighter id brought my truck to rescue you
18:13:54 <VolunteerSeS> Or maybe not since you are bad mouthing me
18:14:15 <+Skirmish> You would be the one lighting the fires beehhh.
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18:14:25 <+Skirmish> You've got form for it.
18:14:32 <HB101> pooparot
18:14:37 <smeagol> Smelly underpants
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18:15:09 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
18:15:36 <smeagol> Underpants
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18:16:12 <JailB1rd> Some of your crook Italian buddies did it son, who are behind few aussie girls dissapiarance
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18:16:36 <smeagol> Jajaja
18:16:39 <+Skirmish> Italian buddies? lol
18:16:42 <JailB1rd> You guys are dumbass as the thickest wall
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18:17:11 <+Skirmish> Numbty.
18:17:28 <smeagol> Poo and wee
18:17:31 <Kelevra> oh no bannage
18:17:37 <Kelevra> hai woel
18:17:47 <smeagol> Hi tits
18:17:52 <Kelevra> whats up?
18:18:02 <smeagol> Bug all
18:18:33 <smeagol> Melody
18:18:35 <JunnoStory> well hello there shitmish
18:18:39 <Kelevra> yes woel
18:18:46 <JunnoStory> how are you mr jumbo dominos shitting hefer
18:19:09 <smeagol> I love u
18:19:16 <+Skirmish> Hahahaha here comes the goblin with his tired old repeated lines from a feeble mind.
18:19:27 <JunnoStory> so jumbo why u so big for
18:19:34 <Kelevra> woel do you?
18:19:37 <JunnoStory> is it because ur parents were bigtime jumbos too
18:19:40 <smeagol> Yerp
18:19:42 <+Skirmish> What's happening you giant fat loser goblin?
18:19:56 <Kelevra> that's nice that you love me, I'm single, we should have phone sex sometime
18:19:59 <+Skirmish> We've all seen you on cam goblin. You are a giant fatty.
18:20:02 <HB101> a shed goblin
18:20:04 <JunnoStory> cheap dominos tuesday tomorrow dominos shitter, whats on the menu?
18:20:14 <smeagol> Ok lets do it
18:20:22 <Kelevra> hokai
18:20:38 <Kelevra> pm me your number and after the kids go to bed I'll call you
18:20:41 <+Skirmish> Hahahaha Joel is aiming far above what he is capable of getting.
18:21:11 <+Skirmish> Junkie delusions. He has them in common with the shed goblin.
18:21:23 <HB101> a shed goblin
18:21:27 <JunnoStory> im looking for this bigtime jumbo fatass https://i.imgur.com/1cILUVa.jpg has anyone seen him
18:22:09 <+Skirmish> Sexy guy there goblin. I can understand why you keep his picture close.
18:22:19 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> He look smelly
18:22:24 <smeagol> How do i register nickname
18:22:29 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek smelly men’s
18:22:30 <smeagol> I cant pm
18:22:34 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hey smeagol
18:22:54 <Kelevra> I have a pic like that of me but my cleavage is in sight
18:23:07 <+Skirmish> Dinner time. Might come back later for more laughs.
18:23:11 <smeagol> Kelevra join #melody
18:23:27 <+Skirmish> Thanks for the laugh goblin you huge smelly cunt hahahahahaha
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18:33:27 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> smeagol
18:33:36 <Kelevra> [[[[[pong]]]]] is smart
18:33:50 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yess
18:36:07 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re b1rd
18:36:09 <Kelevra> I like smart people
18:36:25 <Kelevra> will you call me before I go to bed [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:36:41 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> What time?
18:36:58 <Kelevra> about 10? then we can have a long chat
18:38:18 <JunnoStory> shitevra wanting to spread her legs again for another irc baby
18:38:40 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> How do we know that’s your number
18:39:48 <Kelevra> call it and find out
18:40:20 <Kelevra> it is my number though
18:40:34 <Kelevra> I have nothing to hide.
18:40:51 <b1rd> Call me for good time
18:40:54 <b1rd> :)
18:41:06 <Kelevra> I have and did.
18:41:13 <b1rd> Ye
18:41:29 <b1rd> Me fone hung up
18:41:44 <b1rd> Or im sure we woulda chatted more bs
18:42:31 <Kelevra> yeah
18:42:54 <b1rd> I on bus that u?
18:42:58 <b1rd> Or pong call
18:43:19 <Kelevra> nah
18:43:24 <Kelevra> wasn't me
18:43:31 <b1rd> Kool
18:43:39 <b1rd> Pong never talks anyway
18:43:54 <b1rd> Id talk u. Wen bak in me car
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18:44:13 <b1rd> But pong can get fkd
18:45:09 <Kelevra> apparently woel and pong shall call me later
18:45:39 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong never called u B1rd
18:45:43 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want to
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18:57:42 <JunnoStory> welcome glenn pedo
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19:00:32 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
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19:11:02 <+[[[[[pong]]]]]> Where did u go b1rd
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21:24:12 <steven> KID
21:26:46 <steven> !TTOP10
21:26:52 <steven> .TTOP10
21:26:58 <steven> .TOP10
21:27:06 <steven> he he he
21:27:09 <steven> .help
21:27:20 <steven> !help
21:27:28 <steven> !motd
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21:28:39 <deleyelambaba> if the peadophiles
21:28:46 <deleyelambaba> are not out my building
21:28:50 <deleyelambaba> within
21:28:54 <deleyelambaba> 3 months
21:29:00 <deleyelambaba> i will commit
21:29:07 <deleyelambaba> triple homicide
21:29:08 <steven> sure kid sure
21:29:14 <deleyelambaba> no i will
21:29:18 <steven> sure kid sure
21:29:26 <deleyelambaba> u want me do it tonight
21:29:37 <steven> sure kid sure
21:29:44 <deleyelambaba> suzi
21:29:46 <steven> sure kid sure
21:29:48 <deleyelambaba> here right fucken now
21:29:55 <deleyelambaba> or her gradndma dies
21:30:03 <deleyelambaba> which is a tranny
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21:30:09 <deleyelambaba> so here grandad
21:30:10 Mode: (by mERK) +v suzi
21:30:11 <suzi> fuck off chris
21:30:24 <deleyelambaba> i will kill u steven
21:30:28 <steven> hahahahahaa
21:30:28 <deleyelambaba> i know where u live
21:30:34 <steven> lets go
21:30:35 <deleyelambaba> candice huh
21:30:37 <deleyelambaba> come now
21:30:38 <steven> fair fight on the road
21:30:44 <deleyelambaba> come to my house now
21:30:46 <deleyelambaba> u die
21:30:50 <steven> okay
21:30:52 <deleyelambaba> come
21:30:55 <steven> ill msg u when im out the front
21:31:01 <deleyelambaba> bring drugs
21:31:06 <steven> okay
21:31:06 <deleyelambaba> cause i lsd junkie
21:31:24 <steven> i got some meth mouth/ weed / herion
21:31:37 <steven> few trips
21:31:46 <steven> seroquel
21:32:11 <suzi> fuck off chris
21:32:43 <deleyelambaba> i will give every address
21:32:46 <deleyelambaba> known
21:32:48 <deleyelambaba> to me
21:32:52 <deleyelambaba> where suzi lived
21:33:06 <deleyelambaba> u dont remove the peadophiles
21:33:11 <deleyelambaba> from my propery
21:33:15 <deleyelambaba> property
21:33:21 <deleyelambaba> i will commit
21:33:26 <deleyelambaba> triple homicide
21:33:34 <steven> im going to write you a letter after i have a smoke
21:33:39 <deleyelambaba> k
21:33:42 <steven> okay hunny bun
21:33:58 <deleyelambaba> i love only one person
21:34:08 <deleyelambaba> steven says one more word
21:34:12 <deleyelambaba> he ends up in jail
21:34:17 <deleyelambaba> ok
21:35:08 <breaker> lollllllllllllllll @ junkie Chris
21:35:18 <deleyelambaba> breaker come show me who u are
21:35:21 <deleyelambaba> or die
21:35:27 <deleyelambaba> cause u are a weak cunt
21:35:32 <deleyelambaba> i called u out just then
21:35:34 <deleyelambaba> man up
21:35:39 <deleyelambaba> come on cunt
21:36:07 <deleyelambaba> is there
21:36:11 <deleyelambaba> a normal person
21:36:16 <deleyelambaba> thats not up themselfs
21:36:19 <deleyelambaba> on this chat
21:36:20 <breaker> Chris, Why not settle down in front of the TV and watch Alien vs. Predator.. stop being a faggot online like a sissy.
21:36:21 <deleyelambaba> ??????????????????????
21:36:31 <deleyelambaba> breaker
21:36:35 <deleyelambaba> leave it be
21:36:45 <deleyelambaba> or i will burn your place down with out doing it
21:36:49 <deleyelambaba> while u sleeping
21:36:53 <deleyelambaba> come on cunt
21:37:27 <deleyelambaba> show me who u are
21:37:30 <breaker> You're a stupid cunt Chris.
21:37:32 <deleyelambaba> before smart mouting me
21:37:33 <deleyelambaba> before smart mouting me
21:37:34 <deleyelambaba> show me who u are
21:37:36 <deleyelambaba> before smart mouting me
21:37:39 <deleyelambaba> mouthing
21:37:53 <deleyelambaba> u die 1000 deaths
21:37:59 <deleyelambaba> u weak cunce
21:38:04 <deleyelambaba> i made up word cunce
21:38:13 <deleyelambaba> i added words to english
21:38:19 <deleyelambaba> ur dumb fucken cunce
21:38:51 <breaker> You're doing the same thing you did yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and so.. drugs, piss, whinging on IRC about ya shit life.. you had sex with a man but she was a lesbo.. LOLLLLLLLL Go watch TV Chris.
21:39:02 <deleyelambaba> the fuck mate
21:39:09 <deleyelambaba> i love only one person
21:39:15 <deleyelambaba> it is not jen
21:39:16 <deleyelambaba> or suzi
21:39:20 <breaker> You don't know what love is Chris.
21:39:22 <deleyelambaba> its not even lisa
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21:39:36 <deleyelambaba> come show me who ur breaker
21:39:38 <deleyelambaba> then talk
21:39:48 <deleyelambaba> or else u a weak shit stain
21:40:53 <breaker> Chris you're one of those guys who yells and abuses women in your own 1 bedroom unit.. if they make any movement to leave or go for the front door.. you're up on your junkie feet yelling abuse "SIT DOWN, SHUT UP AND DONT MOVE"
21:40:56 <deleyelambaba> nah
21:40:59 <deleyelambaba> come to my door
21:41:04 <deleyelambaba> get your arse kicked
21:41:10 <deleyelambaba> or do not say a word
21:41:13 <deleyelambaba> in text
21:41:49 <breaker> Chris, You're not able to kick anyones arse.. all you can do is kick door frames and yell out "IM A FAGGOT"
21:41:59 <deleyelambaba> i dont even read your shit
21:42:02 <deleyelambaba> i just say
21:42:06 <deleyelambaba> what a dumb fuck
21:43:09 <deleyelambaba> enough
21:43:12 <deleyelambaba> now
21:43:16 <deleyelambaba> suzi to my door
21:43:22 <deleyelambaba> or all u go to jail
21:43:27 <deleyelambaba> and get raped there
21:43:41 <deleyelambaba> dumb fucken cunce
21:43:44 <steven> READY
21:43:45 <breaker> Watch this.. Chris will rage on about this while I watch Alien vs. Predator on TV... Chris.. every video on all your youtube accounts have been disliked
21:43:46 <deleyelambaba> i made up word cunce
21:43:48 <deleyelambaba> i made up word cunce
21:43:49 <deleyelambaba> i made up word cunce
21:43:57 <deleyelambaba> i added to english
21:44:09 <steven> not every flower can say love, but a rose can
21:44:20 <deleyelambaba> i can not control mysel
21:44:21 <deleyelambaba> f
21:44:23 <deleyelambaba> cause
21:44:29 <steven> not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can
21:44:35 <deleyelambaba> your cunce think u know better
21:44:41 <deleyelambaba> do u own a home worth 250k
21:44:46 <deleyelambaba> i do
21:44:51 <breaker> lol no you dont.
21:44:52 <steven> not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy!!
21:44:54 <deleyelambaba> do u have 3 grand in bank
21:44:56 <deleyelambaba> i do
21:44:57 <breaker> The bank does
21:45:09 <deleyelambaba> 119500
21:45:11 <breaker> You'll die before that unit is paid off.
21:45:16 <deleyelambaba> 100000 deposit
21:45:21 <deleyelambaba> i own more than bank does
21:45:29 <breaker> You'll die alone in your 1 bedroom unit smelling like a junkie.
21:45:31 <steven> today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as i have done.QQ
21:45:44 <deleyelambaba> i will die alone
21:45:50 <deleyelambaba> but atleast i dont get used
21:45:53 <deleyelambaba> for sex
21:45:56 <steven> i do
21:45:58 <deleyelambaba> which is all they want
21:46:01 <steven> its fucking stupid!!
21:46:11 <steven> girls come over all the time and are like
21:46:17 <steven> 'steven come fuck me now big boy'
21:46:21 <breaker> lol
21:46:43 <suzi> fuck off chris
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21:47:21 <breaker> If that's all thqey want Chris.. how come you haven't been fucked?
21:47:25 <breaker> :)
21:47:31 <deleyelambaba> breaker stop insulting your father
21:47:39 <deleyelambaba> i dont have sex
21:47:45 <deleyelambaba> cause first time i did
21:47:47 <deleyelambaba> caused u
21:48:01 <breaker> I know.. your penis is all and you got no clue what to do.
21:48:07 <breaker> all = small
21:48:10 <deleyelambaba> oh
21:48:21 <deleyelambaba> still doesnt change fact
21:48:29 <deleyelambaba> i have more investments
21:48:31 <deleyelambaba> than u
21:48:38 <breaker> You got no investments.
21:48:43 <deleyelambaba> u worth dog shit breaker
21:49:07 <deleyelambaba> i worth 251 to 340k
21:49:09 <deleyelambaba> my home
21:49:13 <breaker> Chris.. your $2 investment still doesn't get you the pussy.
21:49:19 <deleyelambaba> i got 3 grand in bank
21:49:26 <deleyelambaba> i dont want pussy
21:49:29 <deleyelambaba> i want a woman
21:49:42 <deleyelambaba> which u will never be
21:49:45 <breaker> Chris.. your $2 investment still doesn't get you any woman.
21:50:00 <deleyelambaba> so a home i lived in for 10 years
21:50:04 <deleyelambaba> is worth 2$
21:50:10 <deleyelambaba> are u brain dead
21:50:31 <breaker> Chris says it's best to rent.
21:50:59 <deleyelambaba> why did chris buy a home than
21:51:03 <deleyelambaba> then
21:51:12 <deleyelambaba> are u braindead breaker
21:51:28 <breaker> Chris.. you haven't bought a house.. you rent a 1 bedroom unit.
21:51:30 <deleyelambaba> 120k
21:51:33 <deleyelambaba> i pay for it
21:51:39 <deleyelambaba> 100k deposit
21:51:51 <deleyelambaba> i worth now 300k
21:51:54 <deleyelambaba> where i live
21:52:02 <deleyelambaba> and u think youre good
21:52:12 <breaker> 1 bedroom unit that is the size of a shoebox.
21:52:22 <deleyelambaba> its close to city
21:52:26 <deleyelambaba> and can be rented out
21:52:30 <yink> just ordered lovely dominos pizza
21:52:33 <deleyelambaba> its worth 300k
21:52:39 <yink> big ny pepperoni and ham and pineapple
21:52:42 <yink> 5 pack of wings
21:52:46 <yink> deleyelambaba shut up faggot
21:52:51 <yink> go eat your dimsims you poor cunt
21:52:55 <breaker> Yeah shut up faggot.
21:52:57 <yink> drug fucked faggot
21:53:05 <yink> all you do is wine and talk shit you poofter
21:53:12 <deleyelambaba> i hugged woman i love today
21:53:20 <breaker> Your mum?
21:53:22 <yink> jen hates you, suzi hates you, lisa hates you fuck off
21:53:23 <deleyelambaba> no
21:53:28 <yink> your cat isnt a human dope
21:53:31 <yink> pedo cunt
21:53:31 <deleyelambaba> i dont like losers
21:53:34 <deleyelambaba> i win
21:53:36 <deleyelambaba> lol
21:53:39 <yink> so you dont like yoursel faggot?
21:53:42 <breaker> LOL
21:53:45 <yink> chris poofter
21:53:47 <breaker> I was just going to say that
21:53:48 <yink> from bowmore
21:53:55 <yink> the bowmore bumjacker
21:53:56 <deleyelambaba> come then
21:54:01 <deleyelambaba> u know so much
21:54:05 <deleyelambaba> show me who u r
21:54:11 <deleyelambaba> watch u die
21:54:21 <breaker> We're the pedos in your building.
21:54:43 <breaker> Using your optus iwifi
21:55:06 <breaker> GoT yA opTus PaSs Chris
21:55:19 <breaker> Username: ChrisMine
21:55:29 <breaker> Password: ************
21:55:47 <deleyelambaba> logged
21:55:55 <deleyelambaba> calling cops
21:56:35 <breaker> Tell them to turn their party lights on
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21:58:38 <breaker> hahha he's gone
21:58:44 <deleyelambaba> will do
21:58:45 <deleyelambaba> cops said
21:58:50 <deleyelambaba> now i call them back
21:58:58 <breaker> lol ok :)
21:59:34 <breaker> Tell them my name is Kevin Mitnick
22:00:05 <deleyelambaba> u die
22:00:07 <deleyelambaba> breaker
22:00:09 <deleyelambaba> come now
22:00:19 * breaker cums
22:00:27 <breaker> mmm that was nice
22:01:33 <breaker> My real name is Lance Henriksen
22:02:15 <deleyelambaba> send van around
22:02:24 <deleyelambaba> the whole of springvale police
22:02:28 <deleyelambaba> will be on wellfare
22:02:31 <deleyelambaba> newstart
22:13:47 <deleyelambaba> now u quiet
22:13:57 <deleyelambaba> come on dickhead
22:14:00 <deleyelambaba> speakup
22:17:42 <breaker> lol What?
22:17:50 <breaker> I'm busy watching a movie
22:19:03 <breaker> Chris, You're the type to threaten to kill people over the Internet.. but in real life you're a mouse.
22:23:10 <yink> deleyelambaba go fuck yourself
22:23:12 <yink> <+deleyelambaba> do u own a home worth 250k
22:23:13 <yink> lol
22:23:25 <yink> you live in public housing flats in shit hole
22:23:32 <yink> you eat frozen dim sims for food
22:23:33 <yink> lol
22:24:21 <deleyelambaba> u will die if u type again in 24hours time from now
22:24:23 <deleyelambaba> yink
22:30:01 <yink> great just what I needed
22:30:05 <yink> evidence of you making threats
22:30:13 <yink> keep going chris
22:31:47 <breaker> lol
22:32:00 <breaker> What kind of stupid shit is that Chris?
22:32:13 <breaker> <deleyelambaba> u will die if u type again in 24hours time from now
22:32:28 <deleyelambaba> u will die too
22:32:33 <deleyelambaba> if u do not shut up
22:32:35 <breaker> sweet
22:32:52 * breaker wont shut up
22:35:17 <yink> deleyelambaba you are in big trouble with the law now idiot
22:35:17 <breaker> What did you do with the money you won at the pokies Chris?
22:35:20 <yink> making death threats
22:35:21 <yink> lol
22:43:41 <yink> deleyelambaba is a fucking coward
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22:59:49 <Kelevra> breaker
23:00:03 <Kelevra> I love you
23:04:22 <breaker> You're sound a lot like Chris now
23:04:40 <breaker> psycho stalker.
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23:10:55 <yink> Kelevra is an abuser
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23:39:59 <yink> ahh hello Tim-Sim
23:40:22 <+Tim-Sim> hi
23:44:59 <yink> how are you?
23:50:46 <President_Trump> i got some angus burger from hj, had some weird big sugar bun
23:51:58 <+Tim-Sim> cancer
23:53:13 <yink> angus burger from hj?
23:53:16 <yink> not the new one?
23:53:21 <yink> the texas one?
23:53:23 <yink> bbq
23:53:32 <yink> its been a year around the baconator its prob the yearly rip off
23:54:32 <President_Trump> i dunno if its new, there were about 5 different ones
23:54:36 <President_Trump> i think they are standard menu
23:55:45 <yink> ohh yes
23:55:52 <yink> which one was it ive had all of them
23:56:13 <yink> only the single patties
23:57:31 <President_Trump> https://www.hungryjacks.com.au/Upload/HJ/Media/Menu/product/Main/Grill-Masters-Bacon-Cheese-1514x1084_1.png
23:58:30 <yink> ahh yep ive had that
23:58:36 <yink> not bad
23:58:43 <President_Trump> i cant remember tasting any bacon in it
23:59:11 <yink> the first time I got one the same happened to me
23:59:18 <yink> gotta get it made well
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