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00:10:58 Quit: mib_06t2xw ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
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01:00:07 <shrimp> Agent is a rapist
01:00:11 <shrimp> he raped Amelia
01:00:28 <couleurs> i knew it!!!!!
01:00:51 <President_Trump> bert raped amelia?
01:10:57 Topic Is: ahhhhhhhhhhh yeeeweahhhhhhhhhhhhhh follkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssss bitch assssssssss penissssssssssss yeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:10:57 Set By: ([[[[[pong]]]]]) on: Sat Jul 14 18:33:01 2018
01:11:17 <President_Trump> amelia told me that Agent was Bert
01:12:33 <Skirmish> How is she? Someone gave oko her number so she had to get a new one.
01:12:47 <Skirmish> Creepy greasy stoner goblin wouldn't stop calling her.
01:13:06 <couleurs> lol
01:14:47 <President_Trump> maybe she wanted a quick cone
01:15:15 <couleurs> maybe she wanted to buy his hsv
01:15:30 <shrimp> Skirmish that story never happened
01:16:34 <Skirmish> It in fact did.
01:20:04 <Agent> You guys can't even pick a fuckin target. You don't even know who to troll. Fuckin amateurs.
01:21:27 <shrimp> Agent is a loser
01:21:28 <Agent> You get around spouting the same shit over and over and over for twelve fuckin months thinkin you invented the troll. You're trying to offend professionals, the guys who actually invented online trolling. You guys are fuckin children compared to us. Complete waste of time.
01:21:31 <shrimp> Agent is a single faggot
01:21:36 <shrimp> professionals?
01:21:40 <shrimp> <Agent> You get around spouting the same shit over and over and over for twelve fuckin months thinkin you invented the troll. You're trying to offend professionals, the guys who actually invented online trolling. You guys are fuckin children compared to us. Complete waste of time.
01:21:42 <shrimp> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:21:43 <shrimp> omg
01:21:51 <shrimp> hang on a minute whilst i load up pastebin and my others
01:21:53 <shrimp> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:21:54 <shrimp> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:21:55 <shrimp> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:21:58 <Agent> Quote it everywhere. The only people who will disagree are those who don't understand what's been said.
01:22:03 <shrimp> <Agent> You get around spouting the same shit over and over and over for twelve fuckin months thinkin you invented the troll. You're trying to offend professionals, the guys who actually invented online trolling. You guys are fuckin children compared to us. Complete waste of time. < LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:22:06 <Agent> I got better things to do. laters.
01:22:06 <shrimp> jesus christ man
01:22:10 <shrimp> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:22:23 <shrimp> Agent who is us?
01:22:28 <shrimp> you are a professional troll?
01:22:29 <shrimp> LOL
01:22:33 <shrimp> now ive heard it all
01:22:49 <Agent> You're wasting your time. I'm not going to engage an amateur.
01:22:53 <Skirmish> That was very successful Agent. You triggered shrimp very easily.
01:22:56 <Agent> This is not a fight you can win.
01:23:06 <Agent> Skirmish, of course it was easy :P
01:23:24 <Agent> He didn't even realise until you pointed it out - proving my case
01:23:26 <Agent> But thanks lol
01:23:46 <Skirmish> Poor lad just ain't that bright.
01:23:59 <President_Trump> how much euro pussy are u going to get Agent?
01:24:11 <Agent> He doesn't even understand the true troll. He thinks he's the one firing shots and doesn't even realise how he's been defeated before he begins
01:24:21 <shrimp> lol
01:24:28 <shrimp> this is maybe the best day of my life on this place
01:24:30 <Agent> Lol indeed
01:24:30 <Tim-Sim> Hi
01:24:34 <Agent> Yo Tim
01:24:35 <shrimp> as good as the chucky night of 2011
01:24:38 <Agent> Watchin TV, and schooling noobs.
01:24:38 <shrimp> 2012 was it President_Trump?
01:24:43 <shrimp> schooling noobs
01:24:44 <shrimp> lol
01:24:48 <shrimp> Agent where is your wife?
01:25:31 <Agent> It's too late for that shrimp. In five minutes you lost so much face that you're out of the game until I descend to fire at you again.
01:25:33 <Agent> Laters!
01:26:10 <Skirmish> Awwwww son shrimp got REKT!
01:30:13 <couleurs> while u guys bean playen troll checkers i bean playen troll chess
01:31:06 <Skirmish> https://www.shopfirstaid.com.au/burns-relief-module <---- You need to buy some of this before you come back shrimp.
01:31:57 <President_Trump> is there any goblin news lately?
01:33:06 <Skirmish> Still in hiding since the carsales pics of 'his' SSV
01:33:18 <shrimp> Skirmish what do I need to buy?
01:33:43 <Skirmish> A lotion to apply to the burns that Agent will give you.
01:36:03 <shrimp> Agent is a pedofile
01:36:10 <shrimp> Skirmish he burnt me?
01:36:37 <Skirmish> shrimp is clearly in denial of the severe beating he just received.
01:36:40 <Skirmish> Poor lad.
01:37:07 <shrimp> what happened to me?
01:37:09 <shrimp> denial of what
01:37:39 <Skirmish> Exactly.
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01:38:14 <Tim-Sim> yep he, certainly does
01:38:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Tim-Sim
01:39:47 <Agent> You just got reminded that you're not as good at this as the people you think you're onto. You're new to this whole internet thing, kid, and it shows in every attempt you make to bignote yourself. There's no getting around it with denials and rhetorical questions. There's the little guys still learning to do this, and there's the ones who came before you, whose experience you can never outdo,
01:39:47 <Agent> never outlast and never outwit. We are better at this than you are, and your attempts are nothing short of laughable to those of us who invented this.
01:39:48 <Agent> Anything else?
01:40:21 <shrimp> Agent who is we?
01:40:32 * Skirmish hoses shrimp down with a fire extinguisher
01:40:32 <shrimp> Agent what did you invent?
01:40:33 <shrimp> lol
01:40:45 <Agent> I don't have time for you. Chat later. Toodles!
01:40:49 <Skirmish> plivent can't even keep up! #struggle
01:41:32 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ vincent
01:41:54 <Tim-Sim> he's like an anime character boss
01:42:03 <President_Trump> this is next level retard stuff
01:43:26 <Agent> That's the best part - you actually believe this is a fight of any kind, not to speak of one that you have any chance of winning. I am so far out of your league that you can't even comprehend the level on which I operate. I was here long before you, little man, and I'll be here long after you're done.
01:43:29 * Agent chuckles
01:43:44 <Agent> You think you are even a contender... Lol.
01:43:58 <shrimp> whats wrong with you?
01:43:59 <Agent> Nothing short of laughable.
01:44:00 * Agent leaves
01:44:22 <shrimp> Agent you should actually leave when you say you are not continue to lurk and pedo about.
01:45:04 <Agent> Also, every time you use the word Pedo, I automatically win. That's first grade shit there, son. Your lack of material is telling of your innocence.
01:45:21 <Agent> You can't beat me by calling me names.
01:45:27 <shrimp> you are a pedo though
01:45:29 <Agent> Even third graders know that.
01:45:31 <shrimp> its not name calling
01:45:42 <shrimp> why do you know children in 3rd grade?
01:45:46 <shrimp> pedo
01:45:58 * Agent shakes his head in disbelief
01:46:03 <Agent> Not even in the same race, boy.
01:46:10 <Skirmish> shrimp is getting aroused with all this chat about primary school aged kids.
01:46:29 <President_Trump> the great troll Agent who had a cry coz steven wouldnt give him ops lol
01:46:32 <Skirmish> His typing-per-minute is increasing in sync with his excitement.
01:48:14 <shrimp> Skirmish is Agent your only friend on here?
01:48:41 <Skirmish> Trump and I are friends. We chat on the phone regularly.
01:49:14 <Agent> Hhahahahaha
01:49:19 <Agent> Comedy gold
01:49:48 <Agent> Plivent what do you want to be when you grow up?
01:49:48 <shrimp> Skirmish trump thinks you are a loser like amelia did there was no chatting on phones
01:49:50 <Skirmish> We often chat about how much of a junkie loser that plivent is.
01:50:09 <Agent> Oh god, it's back to name calling
01:50:11 <Agent> Lol. Just lol.
01:51:58 <Skirmish> It is agreed that Jerome is BPD and just has self esteem issues that he comes to austnet to try and tackle.
01:52:05 <shrimp> bpd?
01:52:13 <shrimp> Agent im already grown up
01:52:16 <shrimp> im a chef
01:52:21 <shrimp> i have a job
01:52:27 <Skirmish> Borderline Personality Disorder.
01:52:41 <shrimp> i know what bpd is i had a gf once that had it
01:52:41 <Skirmish> lol @ a chef
01:52:58 <Skirmish> Is that the only thing in common that you shared with her?
01:53:05 <shrimp> bpd no
01:53:14 <shrimp> we shared a love of music that was it
01:53:33 <Skirmish> Until she found out that you are a failure at music?
01:53:36 <shrimp> and we liked to watch movies and stuff her mum owned the blockbuster in charlestown
01:53:42 <shrimp> this is years ago
01:53:43 <shrimp> 2003
01:53:56 <shrimp> Skirmish failure at music?
01:54:22 <Skirmish> lol I like how you always need to respond as a question.
01:54:32 <Skirmish> on queue, every time.
01:54:56 <couleurs> cut him some slack, he's a bit slow
01:55:11 <shrimp> Skirmish what have i failed at music? im not sure what you guys are saying
01:55:27 <Agent> [02:03] <Skirmish> Is that the only thing in common that you shared with her?
01:55:27 <Agent> [02:03] <shrimp> bpd no
01:55:30 <Agent> Hahahahahaha slam dunk
01:55:37 <Agent> He glossed right over it, didn't even realise hahahahahahaaha
01:55:39 <Agent> It's too easy
01:55:59 <Agent> Hahahahaha rofling IRL
01:56:06 <couleurs> years ago? 2003 was over a decade ago... what year r u in
01:56:07 <Agent> That was the best hit all night, even better than mine
01:56:08 <Agent> gg
01:56:09 <Agent> Hahahahaha
01:56:12 <couleurs> We're in 2018, son.
01:56:54 <shrimp> couleurs im in 2018
01:57:58 <couleurs> ok just checkin'
01:58:32 <Skirmish> Plivent's been hitting the meth again.
01:58:46 <Skirmish> Get off the drugs bro.
02:00:12 <shrimp> Skirmish havnt done meth for a year
02:00:18 <shrimp> it was actually 1 year ago this time I did metb
02:00:25 <shrimp> i spent 6000 in 1 night
02:00:35 <shrimp> on ice and prostitutes my gf went off her nuts lol
02:02:04 <Skirmish> Cool story. Shame it never happened. Just another drug fuelled delusion.
02:02:32 <shrimp> ohh it happened lol
02:02:45 <shrimp> never live it down lol
02:05:07 <President_Trump> https://i.imgur.com/qFZvWwH.png
02:06:10 <couleurs> what's your sisters numba!!!!!!!
02:06:20 <Skirmish> Nice pick up.
02:06:33 <President_Trump> ty
02:06:41 <President_Trump> kelevra's next
02:06:46 <Agent> Why in fuck would you voluntarily post that picture
02:06:49 <Agent> What the actual fuck
02:07:06 <Agent> By all the gods, you make it so easy it's not even fun anymore.
02:07:23 <President_Trump> shutup vin
02:07:25 <shrimp> Agent do you think you are a big man picking on peoples looks and shit?
02:07:33 <shrimp> you realise people like below
02:07:38 <shrimp> tsr are fucking way worse than President_Trump
02:07:39 <President_Trump> im better looking than you bert
02:08:02 <Agent> Do you not see? I don't HAVE to. You automatically assumed that's what I meant. The poor cunt has to look in teh mirror every day. The point doesn't even beg making.
02:08:20 <shrimp> Agent your life has been trying to fuck amelia
02:08:23 <shrimp> President_Trump already has lol
02:08:41 <Agent> It's just... I dunno, sometimes I feel sorry for the cunt
02:08:48 <President_Trump> amelia used to make fun of Agent lol
02:08:51 <President_Trump> he couldnt handle it
02:09:12 <Agent> It's like he tries to run this internet con because he's got nothin else
02:09:21 <Agent> Which I mean, we all get that he's got nothin else, but still...
02:09:25 <Agent> It's like a silver platter...
02:10:03 <Agent> He just gives us this shit, and he thinks he's the one running the con... it's amazing
02:10:29 <Agent> I dunno, I gotta get some sleep, I can't even take you guys seriously anmore
02:10:30 <Agent> Laters
02:10:32 <shrimp> Agent whats wrong?
02:10:40 <shrimp> Agent go to bed without amelia
02:10:41 <shrimp> I will
02:14:46 <shrimp> tryump
02:14:48 <shrimp> or
02:14:49 <shrimp> President_Trump
02:16:08 <President_Trump> yes?
02:17:54 <President_Trump> Agent u there son?
02:18:00 <President_Trump> this is what i had last night
02:18:00 <President_Trump> https://i.imgur.com/5ACPQpg.png
02:18:26 <Skirmish> Randy the PLAYA
02:18:28 <President_Trump> all u have is lies, i have photo proof
02:19:42 <shrimp> agent is a faggot and a pedo like Skirmish
02:26:29 <Skirmish> hahahah poor ole jerome always so angry.
02:26:46 <Skirmish> Just deal with the fact you're a nobody Jezza and move on mate.
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02:28:44 <shrimp> Skirmish whats wrong?
02:29:09 <Skirmish> Absolutely nothing is wrong.
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05:25:28 <l00peyd0g> DoC
05:25:30 <l00peyd0g> DuckDodgers
05:25:32 <l00peyd0g> :)
05:25:52 <l00peyd0g> great to see a familar face
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06:52:00 <l00peyd0g> damian
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07:21:53 <l00peyd0g> .
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07:24:11 <onatrain> Morning
07:24:44 Nick: onatrain is now known as onatrain_
07:25:29 <onatrain_> Goin get shower
07:33:00 <l00peyd0g> on ya bike
07:33:01 <l00peyd0g> clown
07:33:13 <onatrain_> Train...
07:33:39 <onatrain_> Nice bit of rain this morning
07:33:58 <onatrain_> Y u up so early
07:35:42 <onatrain_> I read news on me fone
07:37:27 <l00peyd0g> never u mind
07:38:11 <l00peyd0g> might go and get mcdonalds for breakfast
07:38:54 <l00peyd0g> very soon
07:39:59 <onatrain_> Ok
07:40:28 <onatrain_> They only got black coffee tho
07:40:51 <onatrain_> Anyhow imma brb sit back enjoy this train ride
07:40:54 <l00peyd0g> i dont drink coffee
07:40:57 <l00peyd0g> so what do i care
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09:35:00 <onatrain_> Heh
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10:15:15 <l00peyd0g> sup DoC
10:18:12 <onatrain_> :)
10:18:27 <l00peyd0g> DuckDodgers my nigga
10:25:16 <l00peyd0g> an inspirational leader
10:46:24 <l00peyd0g> maggot
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11:18:29 <l00peyd0g> maggot
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11:31:44 * seaner slaps l00peyd0g around a bit with a large trout
11:31:46 <seaner> stfu
11:32:16 <seaner> :)
11:34:36 <l00peyd0g> wot u going to do bout it
11:34:56 <TheObserver> LOL
11:34:59 <TheObserver> l00peysh1t
11:38:43 <l00peyd0g> ^ fetus fucker
11:39:08 <seaner> nothing, i don't need to mate
11:40:08 <onatrain_> :)
11:40:12 <TheObserver> :D
11:40:13 <TheObserver> b1rd :D
11:40:18 <TheObserver> FAGGOt
11:40:25 <TheObserver> Sleeping today away son?
11:40:28 <TheObserver> No money son?
11:40:30 <TheObserver> :D
11:40:58 <TheObserver> hahahahahaha!
11:45:31 <l00peyd0g> none of your business.
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11:49:50 <T-City> LOLOLOLOLOL
11:52:08 <l00peyd0g> like clockwork.
11:55:38 <l00peyd0g> jackass.
11:59:01 <T-City> LOLOLOLOOLOL
11:59:11 <l00peyd0g> payday mother fucker
11:59:26 <T-City> LOL
11:59:42 <l00peyd0g> :-)
12:00:32 <l00peyd0g> no work T-City? hard times for u it seems
12:00:32 <T-City> G'day l00peyd0g
12:00:37 <T-City> Whats coming in today?
12:00:48 <l00peyd0g> 5
12:00:53 <T-City> 5 what?
12:00:56 <T-City> 5 hundred
12:00:58 <l00peyd0g> k
12:01:02 <T-City> Sure son
12:01:15 <T-City> Nah I got Tuesday - Sunday
12:01:19 <l00peyd0g> :)
12:01:25 <l00peyd0g> cool cool
12:01:57 <T-City> Then the w/e after I have Fri, sat sun off
12:01:59 <T-City> 3 days
12:02:03 <l00peyd0g> ok
12:02:35 <T-City> Its a good little arrangement
12:02:43 <l00peyd0g> excellent
12:03:19 <l00peyd0g> ive just been hardening my service
12:03:31 <l00peyd0g> i had all my clients setup on my old works platform
12:03:45 <l00peyd0g> so last week been transitioning across to mine hah
12:04:58 <l00peyd0g> trying to make it bullet proof to a certain degree
12:06:08 <l00peyd0g> so when these new clients start soon theyre setup and managed the same way
12:06:35 <l00peyd0g> and allows me to use an upgrade path based on results
12:06:38 <l00peyd0g> :D
12:07:37 <l00peyd0g> so if i notice they start to make a high return from the work it flags me to roll out an additional phase........ @ extra costs
12:08:32 <l00peyd0g> very good :)
12:08:36 <l00peyd0g> back to it then.
12:09:28 <T-City> LOL
12:09:35 <T-City> I have no idea what you are talking about
12:09:39 <T-City> But it sounds good.
12:09:51 <l00peyd0g> thats it.
12:10:21 <l00peyd0g> unlike others in my industry i actually show evidence of results
12:10:34 <l00peyd0g> everyone else just talks shit
12:11:54 <T-City> What do you do exactly?
12:11:59 <l00peyd0g> im also removing all my resources i had @ my old job
12:12:06 <T-City> Make peoples websites appear in search engines?
12:12:16 <l00peyd0g> so they will soon notice there clients dropping like flies in the positions on Google
12:12:38 <l00peyd0g> yeah
12:13:20 <T-City> How do you do that/
12:13:27 <T-City> Or is that the trade secret?
12:13:44 <l00peyd0g> like your in melbourne right? say u own a cafe or bar or restaurant and u need furniture. you type in "cafe furniture" for example.
12:13:53 <l00peyd0g> one of my clients is #1 for that keyword.
12:14:04 <l00peyd0g> it generates his business leads.
12:14:34 <T-City> ohhh okay
12:14:46 <l00peyd0g> thats just one of many examples
12:15:01 <l00peyd0g> its not the paid ads on google
12:15:11 <l00peyd0g> its the free top 10 first page listings
12:15:26 <l00peyd0g> which involves knowing the algorithm
12:15:35 <l00peyd0g> heh
12:15:41 <T-City> So another example could be, someone opens a new chemist that is 24 hours in Melbourne. Said Chemist wants their chemist to show up first when someone googles for 24 hour chemist?
12:15:50 <l00peyd0g> yup
12:16:06 <l00peyd0g> i have a chemist starting with me soon LOL
12:16:07 <T-City> Yeah there are those sponsored adds
12:16:10 <T-City> ahhh
12:16:12 <T-City> Very good.
12:16:21 <l00peyd0g> :P
12:16:41 <l00peyd0g> demand is always high
12:17:11 <l00peyd0g> i only work with a select few people
12:17:51 <T-City> Say if someone opened an independent Hardware store in say Richmond... Could you make said independent hardware store that no one has ever heard of appear before Bunnings / Mitre10 etc?
12:18:00 <l00peyd0g> yeah
12:18:04 <T-City> ahh okay
12:18:12 <T-City> The bigger business's would hate that lol
12:18:14 <l00peyd0g> i can do anything i put my mind too
12:18:42 <onatrain_> Ye
12:18:56 <onatrain_> :)
12:19:45 <l00peyd0g> well when u knock back a 80k/year job and tell them get fucked
12:19:54 <onatrain_> Hi
12:19:57 <l00peyd0g> you must have a something going on aye
12:19:59 <l00peyd0g> lol
12:20:30 <T-City> I guess so lol
12:20:39 <T-City> Do you have your own set of tools for this?
12:20:47 <l00peyd0g> i control everything
12:20:49 <T-City> Like did you take resources with you to your old job?
12:21:03 <l00peyd0g> i brought my resources into them
12:21:06 <l00peyd0g> when i leave
12:21:08 <l00peyd0g> i take them out
12:21:28 <T-City> You don't think anyone could have stolen the idea at least?
12:21:40 <l00peyd0g> i hold those cards closely to my chest
12:21:45 <l00peyd0g> heh
12:21:45 <T-City> okay
12:21:52 <l00peyd0g> its not rocket science
12:22:09 <l00peyd0g> couldnt care less what others do
12:22:15 <T-City> But others can't seem to do it quite as well?
12:22:30 <l00peyd0g> as a leader u need to lead by example
12:22:35 <l00peyd0g> :)
12:22:46 <T-City> Do the companies base your performance on hit to their website or the amount of times the search has shown their business
12:22:57 <l00peyd0g> yes yes analytics
12:23:04 <l00peyd0g> very measurable
12:23:22 <l00peyd0g> they can see the return on investment from there spend with me\
12:23:45 <l00peyd0g> and if they dont i make sure to make them aware in the monthly reports
12:23:46 <T-City> I can see a lot of people say searching for 24 hour supermarket, bypassing the independent brand and going straight to woolworths / coles. Do you still get credit if the website (even if its first shown) gets bypassed?
12:24:23 <l00peyd0g> honestly i stopped reading what u were writing about five mins ago
12:24:25 <l00peyd0g> sorry
12:24:29 <l00peyd0g> short attention span
12:24:36 <l00peyd0g> bbl
12:24:43 <T-City> LOOOLLLLL
12:25:38 <l00peyd0g> i can see my coffee client has made so far today $3700 in sales
12:25:47 <l00peyd0g> and its midday
12:25:59 <l00peyd0g> hes ok
12:26:02 <l00peyd0g> he paid last week..
12:26:29 <T-City> Looks like he'll be paying again
12:26:33 <seaner> how do you know his sales
12:26:43 <l00peyd0g> ecommerce tracking
12:26:47 <seaner> they pay online?
12:26:53 <l00peyd0g> yeah
12:27:14 <l00peyd0g> plus event tracking setup on calls/emails etc
12:28:00 <l00peyd0g> i can see a fair bit but there is always going to be a few phone sales for him
12:28:06 <TheObserver> l00peyd0gs a faggot
12:29:17 <l00peyd0g> organic search has generated thwe $3.5k/revenue
12:29:22 <l00peyd0g> paid search - $250
12:29:55 <l00peyd0g> i have to increase his fees this month cunt agreed to it then played dumb
12:30:14 <l00peyd0g> tick tick tick
12:30:26 <l00peyd0g> got other shit to do before his
12:30:40 <l00peyd0g> hes about #8 in the queue.
12:31:02 <TheObserver> l00peyd0gs a faggot
12:31:54 <l00peyd0g> i need to go service my car
12:32:33 <TheObserver> You dont even own a car :D
12:32:57 <l00peyd0g> i dont live in it
12:32:58 <l00peyd0g> :P
12:33:59 <T-City> b1rd
12:34:00 <T-City> LOL
12:34:07 <TheObserver> hahahaah!
12:34:10 <TheObserver> b1rd sh1t
12:34:16 <TheObserver> jokes on you b1rd
12:34:59 <l00peyd0g> do u rekon it would stink
12:35:12 <T-City> without a doubt lol
12:47:09 <l00peyd0g> u rekon he pisses shits and washes from the same bucket
12:47:51 <seaner> and eats
12:48:30 <l00peyd0g> does his dishes, laundry etc
12:52:42 <T-City> he shits in it
12:54:46 <T-City> Goes bobbing for turds
12:54:52 <T-City> Its one of his hobbies
12:56:09 <seaner> good to see b1rd is back down in Melbourne though
12:56:14 <seaner> might finally get to catch up with him
12:56:18 <T-City> I agree
12:56:30 <T-City> He's pretending he's still in NSW
13:03:52 <l00peyd0g> there used to be a guy on austnet called thepretender
13:04:05 <l00peyd0g> linton
13:05:17 <l00peyd0g> i believe he was had up on child sex crimes.
13:06:06 <l00peyd0g> gremlinz or BlackDevil prob remember him
13:06:12 <l00peyd0g> damian
13:07:52 <T-City> That's me
13:09:52 <l00peyd0g> ok Matty
13:10:00 <l00peyd0g> u can be whoever u want to be
13:10:20 <T-City> My real name is Linton
13:10:29 <T-City> I used to use the nick ThePretender
13:10:43 <l00peyd0g> so you're from Perth then?
13:11:15 <T-City> Yes I am
13:11:23 <T-City> Now residing in Melbourne though
13:11:38 <l00peyd0g> ok
13:12:06 <T-City> I had to move interstate because of some crimes I commited
13:12:18 <T-City> But now I'm coming out
13:12:29 <T-City> I must be punished and ridiculed for my sins
13:13:25 <TheObserver> Faggot ^
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13:35:11 <onatrain_> Guess where i am cunts
13:37:27 <onatrain_> Goin see wat to have for lunch i got a free dinner sorted
13:39:00 <T-City> LOL
13:39:06 <T-City> Hows being back in Melbourne son?
13:39:23 <onatrain_> Im in melbourne am i son?
13:39:29 <onatrain_> :)
13:40:02 <T-City> yup
13:40:11 <onatrain_> What brings u to this conclusion?
13:40:15 <T-City> seaner confirmed
13:41:06 <onatrain_> I told u that. Anything concrete?
13:42:06 <T-City> seaner confirmed
13:43:03 <onatrain_> So you got nothing to prove that im in melbourne do u son?
13:43:24 <seaner> prove your not?
13:43:37 <onatrain_> Its his claim
13:44:07 <T-City> seaner confirmed son
13:44:41 <onatrain_> Brb when u have even the tiniest scrap of evidence of my location. Thenn ill be impressed.
13:44:53 <onatrain_> Goin get lunch
13:45:09 <T-City> its proven
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13:46:14 <seaner> confirmed
13:46:32 <seaner> otherwise we would of had photo of lake from today
13:46:39 <T-City> :D
13:46:54 <T-City> The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime
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13:47:45 <T-City> He couldn't stay away, he wanted something familiar but he knew there was nothing left here for him, yet he still came 'home;
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13:50:16 <seaner> back to the cold ey
13:50:25 <seaner> hope the van has central heating
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13:51:18 <l00peyd0g> weird.
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13:58:23 <T-City> What brought you back b1rd/
13:58:40 <T-City> Hoping your ex wife will give you the time of day?
13:58:43 Nick: Bonny is now known as Bonny1
13:58:48 Nick: Bonny1 is now known as Bonny
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14:06:23 <onatrain> Im back
14:06:24 <T-City> What brought you back b1rd/
14:06:25 <T-City> Hoping your ex wife will give you the time of day?
14:06:56 <onatrain> No ive come to get another ex back
14:07:01 <onatrain> :)
14:07:23 <onatrain> The woman before the gook.
14:07:30 <onatrain> Props tho
14:08:34 <T-City> LOL
14:08:53 <onatrain> Whats funny about that
14:09:06 <onatrain> She was a grouse chick
14:09:37 <onatrain> Better than the gook
14:11:25 <onatrain> Bit of a christian but i can adapt
14:11:52 <T-City> I see false hope and desperation has lead you back here
14:12:01 <T-City> Chasing old tail across the country
14:12:21 <onatrain> Na shell b a keeper
14:12:39 <onatrain> If i can get a chance
14:13:29 <onatrain> I was married for 15 years mate im not a player
14:14:27 <T-City> Never said you were lol
14:14:45 <T-City> You are aimlessly travelling around chasing tail
14:15:05 <onatrain> No. Chasing love
14:15:24 <onatrain> Always regretted fkn that up with her
14:18:39 <onatrain> So heh see what happens its been a long time she prolly hapily married partnered now if thats the case im not gonna try make contact wif her
14:30:29 <onatrain> Fkn like 2002 been a few years
14:31:00 <onatrain> Ok imma walk bit more find a dunny
14:32:22 <TheObserver> CBD son?
14:40:10 <onatrain> U tell me ur the one who thinks im in melbourne its your theory
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14:59:22 <TheObserver> Just going off what seaner and T-City are claiming son
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15:01:44 <onatrain> You got nothing.
15:01:59 <onatrain> Im sitting in another park.
15:02:09 <onatrain> Had the best piss.
15:03:33 <TheObserver> LOL
15:03:42 <TheObserver> It seems seaner is helping us find you son
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15:04:31 <onatrain> I gave you that.
15:05:07 <TheObserver> What do you think of these new developments son?
15:05:15 <TheObserver> seaner has joined the cause
15:05:16 <TheObserver> :D
15:05:47 <onatrain> Stuart
15:05:54 <TheObserver> ?
15:06:13 <onatrain> We knew he was 'a bad one' years ago.
15:06:17 <TheObserver> You rang son?
15:06:48 <TheObserver> Can I help you son?
15:06:57 <TheObserver> Might take a trip into the cbd tomorrow
15:06:58 <onatrain> :)
15:07:00 <TheObserver> :D
15:07:39 <onatrain> Perfect ill go round n say hi to your wife :D
15:08:00 <TheObserver> :D
15:08:06 <TheObserver> You'll do no such thing boy
15:08:09 <onatrain> How about that.
15:08:18 <TheObserver> How about no son/?
15:08:35 <onatrain> You cant lock her up son. She wants me.
15:08:43 <TheObserver> The heat is on b1rd :D
15:08:51 <TheObserver> Looks like we are heading back to victoria
15:08:52 <TheObserver> :D
15:09:01 <onatrain> :)
15:09:04 <TheObserver> thanks to seaners intel
15:09:15 <TheObserver> I have to admit you gave us the slip
15:09:20 <TheObserver> We back on course now :D
15:09:38 <onatrain> You are not an agent.
15:09:40 <T-City> b1rd Exposed
15:09:49 <TheObserver> Never claimed to be son :D
15:10:01 <onatrain> Usage of word intel
15:10:08 <TheObserver> What about it son?
15:10:31 <onatrain> You implied that you think u are one.
15:10:39 <TheObserver> Not at all son
15:10:52 <TheObserver> This is a very important piece of information however
15:11:00 <TheObserver> Classified intel on the hunted
15:11:10 <onatrain> You need to get out more.
15:11:12 <TheObserver> How do you expect life to change for you this time in Melbourne?
15:11:57 <TheObserver> I find it interesting you lived with Lumeah for quite some time, eventually booted and attempted to travel
15:12:00 <onatrain> It hasnt been established that im in melbourne. You have no idea where i am.
15:12:08 <TheObserver> Found that your cash supply ran a bit low, didnt you son?
15:12:22 <TheObserver> Now you must hang around familiar territory in Melbourne
15:12:25 <TheObserver> its familiar to you son
15:12:28 <TheObserver> You feel safe here
15:12:33 <onatrain> Nope. Im chasing your wife.
15:12:33 <TheObserver> But in actual fact
15:12:37 <TheObserver> We know Melbourne too son
15:12:46 <TheObserver> You can run but you won't be able to hide :D
15:12:55 <onatrain> Me and her will be together. Its gods will son.
15:12:55 <TheObserver> We figure you'll hang around the outskirts
15:13:22 <onatrain> Oh?
15:13:28 <TheObserver> Money will be tight here too son, but at the very least you know your way around and know where to find cheap or free things here
15:13:32 <TheObserver> a local
15:13:35 <TheObserver> yes son
15:13:38 <onatrain> Any clues son?
15:14:01 <TheObserver> Once the cameras pick up your rego we will be right onto to it son
15:14:16 <onatrain> You arent government.
15:14:27 <PissOFF> one half payment in.
15:14:33 <TheObserver> Never ckained to be
15:14:43 <TheObserver> You fail to understand b1rd
15:14:46 <TheObserver> We are connected son
15:14:46 <onatrain> You are delusional.
15:14:52 <TheObserver> The thrill of the chase son
15:14:55 <onatrain> You are not.
15:14:58 <TheObserver> We've had quite a road trip
15:14:59 <PissOFF> ;P
15:15:11 <onatrain> Yea imma get ur wife.
15:15:14 <PissOFF> everyday will soon be payday T-City
15:15:19 <PissOFF> mark my words mother fucker
15:15:23 <onatrain> I know the thrill too. :)
15:15:28 <TheObserver> :D
15:15:34 <PissOFF> lets see how quick i can blow it.
15:15:42 <TheObserver> Been passed your old unit yet son?
15:15:54 <onatrain> :)
15:15:55 <TheObserver> Sitting out the front
15:16:03 <TheObserver> Remembering the good times
15:16:08 <TheObserver> When you had a roof over your head son?
15:16:14 <TheObserver> :D
15:16:29 * PissOFF sits back and reflects for a moment on life and how its gone full circle
15:16:40 <onatrain> I could be anywhere in the country but as it turns out im in the suburb of Knoxfield.
15:16:46 <onatrain> :D
15:16:48 * PissOFF takes a sweet puff of ICE
15:16:54 * PissOFF gets back to work
15:17:29 <TheObserver> :D
15:17:41 <TheObserver> Not too far from my home son
15:17:51 <onatrain> :D
15:17:54 <TheObserver> :D
15:17:59 <TheObserver> Know the area well son
15:18:08 <onatrain> As do i.
15:18:08 <TheObserver> You been hiding in the Dandenong Ranges much son?
15:18:16 <TheObserver> :D
15:18:20 <PissOFF> are you in the immediate proximity of each other?
15:18:22 <onatrain> Im in your street.
15:18:24 <PissOFF> wow
15:18:28 <TheObserver> :D
15:18:37 <TheObserver> Come knock on the door son
15:18:45 <TheObserver> I'll put the kettle on
15:18:48 <TheObserver> :D
15:18:51 <PissOFF> fire bomb his car
15:18:55 <PissOFF> i mean home
15:18:59 <TheObserver> LOL!
15:19:04 <onatrain> Id rather visit your wife.
15:19:11 <TheObserver> She's here too son
15:19:14 <TheObserver> Come on over
15:19:17 <onatrain> When you are at work. :D
15:19:21 <TheObserver> :D
15:19:25 <PissOFF> he works?
15:19:26 <PissOFF> oh yeah
15:19:28 <onatrain> Na
15:19:29 <PissOFF> thats right
15:19:33 <TheObserver> she won't be answering the door to you son
15:19:34 <PissOFF> Tuesday to Sunday
15:19:37 <TheObserver> Not while I'm out
15:19:48 <onatrain> When hes at church im gunna fk his wife
15:19:56 <TheObserver> :D
15:20:08 <PissOFF> his wife?
15:20:09 <TheObserver> FUCK YOU YA FUCKING CUNT WE COMING FOR YA HILL
15:20:13 <TheObserver> MAKR MY FUCKING WORDS
15:20:14 <TheObserver> FUCK YOU YA FUCKING CUNT WE COMING FOR YA HILL
15:20:15 <TheObserver> FUCK YOU YA FUCKING CUNT WE COMING FOR YA HILL
15:20:18 <onatrain> She will unless u got her chainwd up she loves real men like me :D
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15:20:27 <PissOFF> welcome T-City
15:20:37 <T-City> ?
15:20:43 <PissOFF> welcome
15:20:48 <T-City> Greetings
15:20:50 <onatrain> Yea what was her name lucy or something right?
15:20:56 <onatrain> Shes mine son
15:20:59 <T-City> Everyday is pay day
15:21:14 <PissOFF> he does PayID for me too
15:21:19 <PissOFF> instant transfer
15:21:20 <PissOFF> ;P
15:21:21 <T-City> What is PayID?
15:21:23 <T-City> ohh okay
15:21:27 <T-City> that's the newish one yeah?
15:21:30 <PissOFF> yeah
15:21:31 <T-City> How does that shit work?
15:21:37 <PissOFF> its just instant
15:21:42 <PissOFF> he uses my mobile
15:21:45 <PissOFF> bang bang
15:21:48 <PissOFF> one min later
15:22:01 <PissOFF> saves having to remember BSB accnt numbers
15:22:04 <PissOFF> and shit
15:22:04 <T-City> ohhh
15:22:05 <T-City> yeah
15:22:14 <T-City> someone gave me back 50 dollars like that a few weeks back
15:22:16 <T-City> I'm like wtf
15:22:17 <PissOFF> and other way takes at least 24hrs-36hrs generally
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15:22:25 <PissOFF> and even longer if weekend
15:22:37 <TheObserver> :D
15:22:39 <PissOFF> yeah
15:22:56 <onatrain> Whats her name t-city? Lucy i believe?
15:22:57 <PissOFF> i have a sugar mumma who sends me cash when im in a bind
15:23:07 <T-City> Not sure b1rd lol
15:23:09 <onatrain> Shes mine bro
15:23:12 <T-City> Who's Lucy?
15:23:16 <onatrain> Gods will son.
15:23:25 <PissOFF> fuck
15:23:29 <PissOFF> i was doing something.
15:23:32 <onatrain> Your wife. Soon to be mine.
15:23:35 <PissOFF> paying bills well i got money.
15:23:37 <PissOFF> brb
15:23:41 <T-City> I'm not married lol
15:24:31 <onatrain> :)
15:24:43 <onatrain> Even easier
15:25:05 <T-City> I think you are mistaking me for someone else again lol
15:25:18 <T-City> Who's Lucy?
15:25:31 <onatrain> Ur misses
15:25:49 <T-City> lol I'm not in a relationship
15:26:00 <TheObserver> Leave Lucy alone cunt
15:26:01 <onatrain> Soon to be with me. Hence your desperation.
15:26:09 <T-City> lol
15:26:09 <onatrain> :)
15:26:12 <T-City> desperation?
15:27:46 <onatrain> Its not upto u theobserver
15:28:04 <onatrain> She can make up her own mind son
15:28:56 <TheObserver> :D
15:29:01 <TheObserver> She will not be with you son
15:29:04 <TheObserver> Not a chance :D
15:29:12 <onatrain> Thats upto her
15:29:12 <T-City> Who's the bitch?
15:29:13 <T-City> lol
15:29:15 <onatrain> Not u
15:36:29 <onatrain> Its gods will son not mine :D
15:36:35 <onatrain> LOL
15:39:21 <TheObserver> :D
15:39:27 <TheObserver> You've got no chance son
15:39:47 <onatrain> See what happens
15:41:47 <onatrain> Im simply letting it be known
15:42:06 <onatrain> If nothing comes of it no biggie
15:43:02 <onatrain> Fk three hours to kill might go sleep uder a bridge
15:43:20 <onatrain> Brb see if the spots taken probly is but
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16:04:15 <PissOFF> reloading
16:08:40 <onatrain> Sik
16:08:53 <onatrain> Few cunts here
16:09:14 <onatrain> But i found spot under bridge brb sleepin a bit
16:11:59 <onatrain> Too bad left me sleepin bag in fkn whoop whoop
16:12:08 <onatrain> Fkn knoxville
16:12:29 <onatrain> Might come back here to sleep tho grouse spot
16:12:51 <onatrain> Even got mobile service
16:13:14 <onatrain> Yea fkn oath
16:13:18 <T-City> LoL
16:13:22 <T-City> Are you serious?
16:13:36 <onatrain> About what
16:13:46 <onatrain> Im homeless... Duhh
16:14:02 <T-City> Why not sleep in your car?
16:14:28 <onatrain> Less cuntsll wake me under this bridge
16:14:43 <T-City> What people bang on your car window?
16:14:44 <onatrain> City is used to homeless
16:14:49 <onatrain> No
16:15:03 <T-City> Park in a quiet residential street or something
16:15:06 <T-City> No one will even notice tou
16:15:13 <onatrain> They too cowardly to do that just drive around
16:15:18 <onatrain> No
16:15:22 <T-City> Why not?
16:15:36 <onatrain> Ppl report it
16:15:41 <onatrain> Cops wake ya
16:15:46 <T-City> In a quiet residential street?
16:15:51 <T-City> While its dark?
16:15:54 <T-City> No one will even know
16:15:56 <onatrain> Youd b surprised
16:16:13 <onatrain> Not much of this city is quiet anymore
16:16:18 <T-City> If you parked in my street you'd go unnoticed for days
16:16:29 <onatrain> Im not a stalker
16:16:41 <T-City> Never said you were lol
16:16:45 <onatrain> Na this spot is epic
16:17:02 <onatrain> Well y would i come to ur street then
16:17:14 <onatrain> That would make me stalkerish
16:17:14 <T-City> I'm just giving you an example
16:17:23 <onatrain> You try it
16:17:31 <onatrain> Youd b surprised
16:17:42 <T-City> I've fucked girls in cars in residential streets and no one reported it
16:17:48 <T-City> You wont be rocking your van
16:17:48 <onatrain> Ppl nark quickly thanks to such high crime
16:17:49 <T-City> lol
16:18:24 <onatrain> Yeh thats different from parkin all night cunts know who lives there
16:19:00 <onatrain> Na this spots good then i dont have to travel far to get shower food
16:19:22 <onatrain> Warmer in city too
16:19:38 <T-City> How far away from your car are you?
16:19:41 <onatrain> Got down to two this morning where i was
16:19:52 <T-City> not surpising
16:19:57 <T-City> its been cold in the mornings
16:20:01 <onatrain> Yup
16:20:11 <T-City> around 6 - 8 am seems to be the coldest
16:20:24 <onatrain> I got a wool doona its good tho chuk over my sleeping bag
16:20:44 <onatrain> I not gonna give a fuk about parkin fines
16:20:47 <T-City> Are you sleeping in your car tonight though?
16:20:48 <onatrain> Fuk em
16:20:57 <T-City> You better
16:20:59 <onatrain> Nope under bridge
16:21:06 <T-City> the sheriff will clamp your car
16:21:17 <onatrain> No ill pay em off the slowly
16:21:27 <onatrain> Yer had it done before
16:21:40 <onatrain> U just go sheriff office arrange a plan
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16:21:52 <onatrain> Then they unclamp it
16:21:59 <onatrain> Five a week
16:22:17 <T-City> You cant afford that in your situation though
16:22:23 <T-City> I imagine every cent counts
16:22:37 <onatrain> Course i can
16:22:45 <onatrain> Automatic deduction
16:23:09 <onatrain> Without payin rent its ok i dont have addictions
16:23:16 <T-City> Why would you worry about people calling the police on your for sleeping in your car
16:23:24 <T-City> it isn't illegal
16:23:25 <onatrain> Coz duhhh
16:23:31 <onatrain> U get woken up
16:23:50 <T-City> You'd rather sleep under a bridge than get woken up once during the night?
16:24:03 <onatrain> Ye
16:24:03 <T-City> You'll be waking up several times under a bridge
16:24:13 <onatrain> No i doubt it
16:24:14 <T-City> wether it be people harassing you, or the cold, wind / rain
16:24:31 <onatrain> Its covered
16:24:36 <onatrain> I got a doona
16:24:48 <onatrain> Wont notice weather
16:24:49 <PissOFF> get me another half oz
16:25:28 <onatrain> Traffic kinda annoying but its peak hour
16:25:44 <onatrain> Thats better than headlights
16:25:54 <PissOFF> you driving your home
16:26:11 <onatrain> Na im gonna sleep on street
16:26:35 <PissOFF> yeah good thinking.. cosy dumpsters out there
16:26:35 <onatrain> Too much harassment and id prefer be close to services
16:26:41 <onatrain> No
16:26:42 <PissOFF> nice quite industrial block
16:26:46 <PissOFF> why not
16:26:48 <onatrain> Nup
16:26:54 <PissOFF> carnn
16:26:58 <PissOFF> dive in
16:26:58 <onatrain> Under bridge i found my spot
16:27:03 <PissOFF> nahhh
16:27:06 <T-City> LOL
16:27:06 <onatrain> Ye
16:27:13 <PissOFF> dumpster dive
16:27:17 <onatrain> Its grouse here
16:27:23 <PissOFF> more cosy
16:27:24 <T-City> Whats the plan for pay day b1rd?
16:27:27 <onatrain> Dont need to
16:27:31 <PissOFF> right location get good solid boxes
16:27:34 <onatrain> Goin dinner
16:27:34 <PissOFF> keep warm
16:27:44 <onatrain> Ye
16:27:47 <T-City> Whats the plan for pay day b1rd?
16:28:00 <onatrain> A bloke gave me a beany
16:28:08 <onatrain> So im set
16:28:17 <onatrain> Nothing planned
16:28:26 <PissOFF> You have a pending incoming deposit of ฿0.0842753. The confirmation takes 20 minutes (2 confirmations) in average.
16:28:26 <T-City> You gonna get a cheap hotel room?
16:28:27 <onatrain> Just another day
16:28:31 <onatrain> No
16:28:36 <onatrain> What for
16:28:38 <T-City> Why the fuck not?
16:28:51 <onatrain> Cheap for u isnt cheap for me
16:28:52 <T-City> Why don't you find one of those cheap as hell caravan parks son
16:29:03 <T-City> perm ones
16:29:09 <T-City> you'd be able to afford that
16:29:19 <onatrain> Arent many around theyve turned into holiday parks
16:29:27 <onatrain> That charge too much
16:29:37 <PissOFF> FYI we burn bridges
16:29:38 <onatrain> Na fuk em
16:29:51 <T-City> What about like a camping site, like out of the way, say healsville area but a little outer
16:29:58 <T-City> you could put your car there and sleep there
16:30:01 <T-City> get a canopy
16:30:11 <onatrain> Costs diesel to come back in
16:30:22 <T-City> You wont need to come back in often though
16:30:22 <onatrain> Lol healseville is packed
16:30:36 <T-City> I'm not saying Healseville itself
16:30:42 <onatrain> Cunts everywhere its not the quiet country town it once was
16:30:46 <T-City> Somewhere out that way
16:30:52 <onatrain> Ye diesels buck fiddy
16:30:53 <T-City> Well somewhere else simliar
16:31:00 <T-City> That isn't busy
16:31:06 <onatrain> Cunts harass ya for 'fun'
16:31:12 <T-City> Where?
16:31:13 <onatrain> Fuk that
16:31:17 <T-City> Not on a camping site lol
16:31:33 <onatrain> I can tell u never been homeless aye
16:31:51 <T-City> canopy, couple of chairs, fold out table. Do your shopping once a week
16:31:58 <T-City> I'm just throwing ideas at you scum bag
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16:32:05 <onatrain> I was when i was younger i slept anywhere
16:32:09 <onatrain> Idgaf
16:32:29 <T-City> idgaf stands for I do give a fuck you idiot
16:32:37 <onatrain> No it doesnt
16:32:42 <T-City> Sure it does
16:32:44 <onatrain> No
16:32:55 <T-City> Its diligaf you want lol
16:33:09 <onatrain> I dont care
16:33:16 <T-City> Sure you do
16:33:22 <onatrain> No.
16:35:37 <TheObserver> Here you go faggot
16:35:38 <TheObserver> http://www.travel-australia-online.com/camping-in-Victoria.html
16:35:40 <TheObserver> Take your pick
16:36:02 <onatrain> No
16:36:14 <onatrain> No services there
16:36:40 <TheObserver> $14/site per night (whole family).
16:36:40 <TheObserver> Includes hot shower, flushing toilets and firewood.
16:36:43 <onatrain> Rural areas got more dramas with drugs alcohol
16:36:53 <onatrain> Not interested
16:37:14 <onatrain> Been there done that
16:37:15 <TheObserver> 1. Riverview Family Caravan Park - Ocean Grove (near Barwon Heads).
16:37:16 <TheObserver> $22/night for 2 adults, all children under 18yrs free.
16:37:16 <TheObserver> Great location for watersports and fishing.
16:37:16 <TheObserver> Close proximity to the attractions of Geelong, and not too far for a day trip to the city of Melbourne.
16:37:22 <onatrain> Yuck
16:37:30 <TheObserver> beggars cant be choosers son
16:37:35 <onatrain> Geelong meth capial notinterested
16:37:47 <onatrain> I can choose
16:38:30 <onatrain> Im not a beggar.
16:38:54 <onatrain> Ive never begged ive hustled stole never begged tho
16:39:07 <TheObserver> You dont have to take meth
16:39:12 <TheObserver> and you dont have to go into Geelong
16:39:24 <TheObserver> There are awesome clean suburbs around Geelong
16:39:33 <onatrain> Na
16:39:44 <onatrain> I lived there before cbf
16:39:55 <onatrain> Im good here
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16:42:30 <T-City> So have I
16:42:33 <T-City> I enjoyed my time there
16:42:47 <onatrain> You are middleclass
16:42:56 <onatrain> With alot of fam support
16:46:14 <T-City> How would you know?
16:46:21 <T-City> I am middleclass yes
16:46:25 <T-City> Family support?
16:46:28 <T-City> Not so much
16:46:45 <onatrain> Sure you do have it
16:47:16 <onatrain> I was raised by a single mum who had to whore herself to hold onto the house we owned
16:47:20 <T-City> You don't know me or anything about me
16:47:40 <T-City> That is horrible
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16:47:49 <onatrain> Started work myself at 15 in a quarry. Labourerin etc
16:47:54 <smeagol> Jaja
16:47:54 <T-City> a shed dweller
16:48:02 <T-City> a shed goblin
16:48:03 <onatrain> Yea well
16:48:14 <onatrain> U got support compared to me
16:48:18 <smeagol> I'm from the insane asylum the gun range island
16:48:23 <T-City> I'm not disputing that
16:48:53 <T-City> I'm just trying to give you ideas on how you could improve your quality of life but you refuse to take anything I say on board
16:49:08 <smeagol> Hit ya with lazer guns spit with a razor tongue
16:49:09 <onatrain> Pointing out the vast differences between us
16:49:26 <T-City> whether its because you know better, are too proud / arrogant, refuse for some other reason
16:49:36 <T-City> You don't need to point the differences out
16:49:44 <T-City> I know we are not aliek
16:49:48 <onatrain> You dont have a caring bone in your body
16:50:01 <onatrain> Its fake
16:50:01 <T-City> I'm a very caring person
16:50:05 <T-City> You know nothing about me
16:50:14 <onatrain> I know enough.
16:50:32 <T-City> All you know is I've probably had it easier than you
16:50:34 <T-City> That is all you know
16:50:37 <onatrain> To not trust you and that your word is mud.
16:50:43 <T-City> It doesn't make me a bad person or uncaring
16:50:49 <T-City> It makes me lucky in some respects
16:51:00 <T-City> You don't need to trust me
16:51:10 <onatrain> It makes you unable to empathise with ppl like myself and
16:51:10 <T-City> I'm offering alternative options / ideas to you
16:51:20 <T-City> It doesnt
16:51:23 <smeagol> My point 45 got me fortified your daughters die I'ma flaunt the rhyme
16:51:25 <onatrain> Unable to offer useful advice free of snide.
16:51:32 <smeagol> Jajaja
16:51:38 <T-City> I may not have been raised or had the same life as you, but mine has also been difficult in ways you would never understand
16:51:46 <T-City> just as I would not understand yours
16:52:01 <T-City> There is no snide or malice in my advice here
16:52:10 <onatrain> I appreciate the shred of humanity im witnessing here genuine or not however
16:52:21 <onatrain> Its the thought that counts.
16:52:35 <T-City> I appreciate that acknowledge that I am only trying to help in this case
16:53:10 <onatrain> Your record says you shouldnt be trusted ever.
16:53:22 <T-City> I'm not asking you to trust me at all
16:53:27 <onatrain> Ive known plenty of ppl like you.
16:53:30 <T-City> I'm simply pointing out there are other ways
16:53:35 <T-City> I'm sure you have
16:53:49 <onatrain> You dont think ive considered those ways?
16:54:11 <T-City> You have refused all of them
16:54:13 <onatrain> And decided against them for my own reasons?
16:54:32 <T-City> I'm only trying to help on the off chance I'll show you something you haven't seen or considered
16:54:47 <onatrain> You dont know my precise circumstances
16:54:58 <T-City> I'm not suggesting I do
16:55:03 <onatrain> Ty i appreciate your sentiment
16:55:15 <T-City> my pleasure
16:55:21 <TheObserver> Hahahahaaha
16:55:27 <TheObserver> 2 faggots!!!!!1
16:55:30 <TheObserver> T-City gone soft son
16:55:31 <TheObserver> LOLO
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17:03:18 <onatrain> The more bored middleclass kids harass me the more ill avoid taking steps towards rectifying my situation
17:04:38 <onatrain> Being homeless isnt a crime i wash daily dont even smoke tobacco or nuffin
17:05:35 <T-City> Why would you let 'bored middleclass kids' stop you from improving your situation?
17:06:02 <onatrain> So i dont care that my presence makes ppl like u think
17:06:31 <T-City> I don't think anyone here to saying you are committing a crime be being down on your luck
17:06:36 <T-City> Not seriously anyway
17:06:37 <onatrain> I cant afford rent at all so fuk em
17:06:53 <onatrain> But.. You take pleasure in it
17:06:57 <T-City> Would you consider a cheap share accommodation?
17:07:06 <onatrain> I cant share
17:07:18 <T-City> You'd have your own room, can use kitchen / bathroom / lounge
17:07:23 <onatrain> I dont use drugs drink dont even smoke
17:07:30 <T-City> that doesn't matter
17:07:39 <onatrain> Lol it does.
17:07:45 <T-City> No it doesn't lol
17:07:53 <onatrain> They think ur an alien oh yes it does
17:07:57 <T-City> You think the world works a certain way and refuse it doesn't always work that way
17:08:09 <onatrain> They worry if ur a cop or informant
17:08:16 <T-City> You are paranoid
17:08:20 <T-City> No they don't
17:08:20 <onatrain> They r
17:08:33 <T-City> Most people are not worried about police because they have no reason to be worried of the polcie
17:08:41 <onatrain> Lol ur middleclass
17:08:47 <onatrain> This is pointless
17:09:01 <T-City> You've established that I'm middleclass yes
17:09:36 <onatrain> U only know what ppl in ur circles are like
17:10:06 <T-City> Not true
17:10:08 <T-City> https://flatmates.com.au/melbourne
17:10:15 <T-City> at least have a look
17:10:19 <onatrain> No
17:10:22 <T-City> Fine
17:10:56 <T-City> I have been homeless before b1rd, albeit for 6 months of my life, but trust me when I tell you that I have also hit rock bottom
17:11:10 <T-City> and before you say "you don't know rock bottom etc"
17:11:14 <onatrain> You have contributed to my predicament your constant trolling has had an effect
17:11:38 <onatrain> But. I had to get away from my wife so.
17:11:40 <T-City> Most of the time you ask for the trolling b1rd
17:11:45 <onatrain> Not a bad thing
17:11:58 <onatrain> I dont care.
17:12:20 <onatrain> But ppl i troll i dont take it as far as u do into real life.
17:12:27 <onatrain> That is the difference
17:12:36 <T-City> real life?
17:12:46 <onatrain> When u follow up with irl harassment. It cements it.
17:12:51 <T-City> How have I affected your real life?
17:13:10 <onatrain> Youve gone all autistic again
17:13:18 <onatrain> As a coping mechanism
17:13:28 <onatrain> And to avoid responsibility
17:13:32 <T-City> lol
17:13:36 <T-City> You are paranoid
17:14:14 <onatrain> Dont have time to be paranoid
17:14:29 <onatrain> If i was i wouldnt be able to sleep anywhere
17:14:59 <onatrain> This chat is helping fill time so im happy
17:15:16 <smeagol> The lethal tongue so evil high strung, you guys below my rung, I'll spit with pure skill the fuse lit for kills, abusive for thrills, so gruesome blood spills, illusive taking pills, slaying demons in the hills, taming females to pay my bills, one hundred grand and details are finalised, off my dial fried sky high on a rock diet is fine, hock appliances for finances cruise in Mitsubishi lancers finish her pussy with pants down my rap prance around clow
17:15:35 <T-City> Do you have a plan?
17:15:46 <onatrain> I have a laugh And.. Know when to stop.
17:16:33 <onatrain> Thats the diff. Between outright abuse versus avin a laugh
17:16:47 <onatrain> But u know this
17:17:17 <onatrain> Yes its my business
17:17:49 <onatrain> You are an abusive person and i think a legit stalker
17:19:01 <onatrain> Why should i share with you my plans?
17:19:16 <onatrain> Itd be kind of stupid.
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17:23:02 <smeagol> You'll find me landing on your roof with a parachute
17:23:14 <smeagol> JJajajajaja
17:23:31 <onatrain> I doubt it
17:23:45 <smeagol> I'm spitting raps that'll make your mother laugh and travel over water and land like a hovercraft
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17:27:44 <onatrain> Bbl
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18:19:17 <onatrain> Well that was a bad idea i had earlier today.
18:19:53 <onatrain> Not to worry.
18:20:24 <onatrain> Ahh relax a bit. No need to run.
18:21:28 <TheObserver> what idea was that son?
18:21:53 <onatrain> You lot can run if you want.
18:22:18 <onatrain> Nevermind bro im using irc as a big scrolling notepad.
18:22:56 <onatrain> Come sit with me on a park bench
18:23:26 <onatrain> Im sure thatll be interesting if nothing else
18:29:03 <onatrain> Anyway im here if youd like to deliver a message but it is starting to spit
18:29:21 <onatrain> If rains ill move my brother
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18:36:47 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
18:39:02 <onatrain> Sooooo
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18:39:27 <TheObserverr> kicked out from underneath your bridge were you?!
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18:41:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiii b1rd
18:41:33 <von> [[[[[von]]]]]
18:41:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> naughty von
18:42:04 <von> naughty pong
18:42:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
18:50:45 <onatrain> Hi pong
18:51:12 <onatrain> No theobserver i wasnt
18:51:28 <onatrain> Getting some tucker
18:51:40 <onatrain> Then ill be goin bed
18:52:33 <onatrain> Ok i get dinne brb walkin
18:54:28 <onatrain> Kids these days sone kid has electric skateboard stereo lights etc.. But his body odour smelt like he an old man. Could be drug abuse has prematurely aged him
18:54:41 <onatrain> Kids n their toys lol
18:56:05 <onatrain> Fuk aye ok i goin
18:56:08 <onatrain> Bbl
18:57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd is ok
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19:05:13 <damian> HEY
19:05:22 <anotherirc3r> heya
19:05:27 <damian> what's happening
19:06:11 <anotherirc3r> not much. just had dinner. you?
19:13:59 <onatrain> Some bitch coughing on train gimme sore throat
19:15:18 <anotherirc3r> heya b1rd
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19:17:27 <onatrain> Hey another ircer
19:18:01 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
19:18:11 <onatrain> Yeh good yourself
19:18:38 <anotherirc3r> not bad thanks
19:18:42 <anotherirc3r> i hope you're keeping warm
19:19:12 <onatrain> Yep
19:19:26 <anotherirc3r> glad to hear it :)
19:19:27 <onatrain> Got jumper jacket two t shirts
19:20:03 <anotherirc3r> good idea
19:20:10 <anotherirc3r> you certainly need it in this weather
19:20:16 <onatrain> Yup
19:20:33 <onatrain> Cold i dont mind
19:20:41 <onatrain> Wind makes it worse
19:21:11 <anotherirc3r> yeah, i bet it would
19:21:40 <damian> i don't mind either, it's the frozen cold that chills me!
19:21:50 <damian> this morning it was 8'C when i was walking the dog, but it felt -5
19:21:54 <onatrain> If its still n down to zero i can hack it any wind fk
19:22:00 <damian> but the other week when it was 1, it didn't feel this cold
19:22:09 <onatrain> Yea was two where i was
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19:22:23 <onatrain> Felt like Antarctica
19:22:39 <onatrain> Ye
19:22:46 <onatrain> Weird like that
19:22:51 <anotherirc3r> i hope where you are there's cover so the wind doesn't get in
19:22:59 <onatrain> Yups
19:23:10 <onatrain> Got it sorted
19:23:28 <onatrain> Probly chuk me doona in the drier
19:23:37 <onatrain> Then ill be set
19:25:03 <anotherirc3r> oh, good
19:25:09 <anotherirc3r> good stuff
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19:41:53 <anotherirc3r> what do you do during the day b1rd?
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19:47:03 <onatrain> Fuk all
19:47:11 <onatrain> Eat shower
19:47:19 <onatrain> Takes up time
19:48:32 <anotherirc3r> do you go out for coffee or anything?
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19:49:39 <onatrain> Ye
19:49:46 <onatrain> Also walk jog
19:49:54 <anotherirc3r> oh, good. that would keep you warm too
19:50:17 <onatrain> But me foot got big ass blister
19:50:27 <onatrain> So waitin on that
19:50:31 <onatrain> Yer
19:50:45 <onatrain> I walkin now brb
19:50:50 <onatrain> Getin train
19:50:57 <anotherirc3r> ouch
19:51:14 <anotherirc3r> a bandaid might help
19:52:10 <deathspitta> Number 1 rapper gunning down with shrapnel, running the town you dumb clowns fuck around like a slut gettin pounded, my tongue flaming your mum I'm taming till she hums my name
19:52:30 <onatrain> Better than livin with a child abusin misses tho
19:54:26 <anotherirc3r> whoa.. yeah, i guess so
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20:01:18 <deathspitta> Entering demon mode, plenty of schemes bro, venting with green cones, hell sent hell bent a felon to rent, a compelling event my spell book relentless fire shells and never repent the silent stallion rebellion will pop ya Mellon, never stop till my shells are empty
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20:03:59 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]
20:22:27 <deathspitta> Tight rap in a vice vat, strike like Mike Tyson slicing dicing and rising up, the desciple is sly I'm so high, I need a lisence for violence the rap stylist, take your teeth with players beneath my skin is titanium, crush your cranium, the blood raining down you insane clowns in forsaken towns, I'm raking corpses up taking your daughters virginity definitely in high definition the positions were delicious coming from the malitia vicious visions wit
20:24:07 <anotherirc3r> ah.. lovely
20:24:15 <deathspitta> Couple fkups
20:24:19 <deathspitta> Jajajajaja
20:24:37 <deathspitta> tty = try
20:24:58 <deathspitta> players = plyers
20:26:52 <couleurs> Lol
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20:30:22 <deathspitta> None of this written, my tongue is a flame, cooking mains in the kitchen, looking to shame out bitches, erase those pictures, smoke a strange mixture, toke up until it hits ya
20:32:54 <deathspitta> Jajajaja
20:33:11 <deathspitta> Where are all the shed goblins
20:43:58 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
20:45:16 <deathspitta> My tongue the furnace, amongst learners, never heard of us? I'm the burning colonel, ninja turtle popping up like corn kernels, you whores are versatile, I'm the mercenary hardcore, 000 emergency dial, sip my flows emerging with style, flip and show searching the files
20:45:44 <deathspitta> Jajajaja
20:45:50 Nick: xm1 is now known as xm
20:46:37 <deathspitta> DS back on top with the rhymes
20:48:38 <deathspitta> Yeah boy
20:53:06 <Agent> Wholly shit, dude.
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21:21:39 <onatrain> Yea def. Gonna go city
21:22:09 <onatrain> Fkn christians up here are insane theres too many of em
21:22:40 <anotherirc3r> i won't ask where you are for obvious reasons
21:23:18 <couleurs> me 2
21:23:26 <onatrain> Lol u guess so anotherircer
21:23:28 <onatrain> ?
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21:23:47 <onatrain> Someone in this world gotta have principles
21:24:09 <anotherirc3r> ?
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21:25:40 <Agent> Good grief
21:25:45 <Agent> What the hell is goin on
21:26:17 <anotherirc3r> i thought you didn't like this channel Agent
21:26:27 <Agent> I kinda came back
21:26:33 <Agent> It's much less trolly than it was
21:26:45 <Agent> There are still a couple of people here that I find it difficult to tolerate
21:26:58 <anotherirc3r> well, that's not surprising
21:27:03 <PissOFF> just had me car serviced runs very niceee
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21:27:29 <Agent> Like
21:27:33 <Agent> That Jen chick is pretty weird eh :P
21:27:34 <higf1> Nice
21:27:41 <higf1> Hi loopy
21:27:49 <l00peyDOG> hiya
21:27:58 <anotherirc3r> i agree. awful, horrible person she is
21:28:07 <Agent> Lol awww that's not what I said
21:28:29 <anotherirc3r> hehe that's okay. i made it more colourful
21:28:40 <Agent> Is that what it is
21:28:41 <Agent> Colourful!
21:28:54 <l00peyDOG> shes a colourful character indeed
21:29:01 <higf1> Hi agent
21:29:06 <higf1> Sup
21:29:55 <anotherirc3r> haha yes that's what i call it
21:31:49 <couleurs> : )
21:32:20 <Agent> That you bird
21:32:21 <Agent> What up cunt
21:32:34 <higf1> Ayye
21:32:39 <higf1> Fkall bloke
21:32:50 <higf1> Dryin me doona sleepin bag atm
21:32:58 <Agent> How'd it get wet
21:33:02 <higf1> Damp
21:33:11 <higf1> Coz sleeping outside
21:33:26 <higf1> Its thick wool one so sorta works good
21:33:48 <Agent> I got the good gore-tex stuff
21:33:58 <higf1> Eventually absorbs toobmuch precipitation tho
21:34:05 <higf1> Ah ye
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21:34:24 <higf1> Ye used to have that for riding
21:34:41 <anotherirc3r> is that a good thing l00peyDOG?
21:34:43 <Agent> You know what
21:34:50 <Agent> I have no fuckin idea how Goretex works
21:34:52 <higf1> Na wat
21:34:53 <Agent> It's black magic I'm srs
21:34:59 <higf1> Ye tru
21:35:10 <Agent> It repels liquid water but allows water vapour through
21:35:12 <Agent> How the fuck does that work
21:35:16 <Agent> I got no idea
21:35:17 <Agent> But it's rad
21:35:32 <Agent> Cause it's waterproof
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21:35:41 <Agent> You can walk straight through a lake and it's dry as fuck inside
21:35:51 <Agent> But you can sweat through it and it's not clammy
21:35:51 <higf1> Yup
21:35:54 <Agent> Black fuckin magic
21:35:56 <Agent> Legit
21:36:13 <higf1> I could get some But
21:36:24 <higf1> Itd be a huge target for theft
21:36:44 <Agent> My bugout bag is in my safe
21:36:48 <Agent> Cause it's got firearms in it
21:36:51 <higf1> Even an 80 dollar pair of shoes is enticing to someone who needs em
21:37:03 <Agent> My good survival gear is in there, including my goretex
21:37:18 <higf1> Its not that cold
21:37:29 <higf1> Notnsnowin here
21:37:35 <l00peyDOG> have a good night peeps having an early one.
21:37:38 <l00peyDOG> bye
21:37:39 <higf1> Ok brb doona done
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21:37:50 <higf1> K bye dog
21:38:15 <Agent> Nah but you never know what time of year it's gonna be when someone goes crazy and the nukes fall, or OpenAI takes over, or there's plague or mass rioting, there's a thousand things that can happen
21:38:37 <Agent> Need to be able to leave the house at the drop of a dime
21:39:11 <Agent> I have a 2-minute plan. If I make a decision to get the fuck out of civilisation, I mean hard the fuck out, I can be out the door in 120 seconds with a full intention to never return to this house
21:39:14 <Agent> Everyone needs to have that plan
21:40:21 <higf1> Yeah
21:40:21 <anotherirc3r> i didn't figure you for a doomsday prepper Agent
21:40:23 <Agent> So I got a bugout bag that has all my survival shit in it, hunting and self-sufficiency gear
21:40:36 <higf1> U done it?
21:40:39 <Agent> My goretex is in there, but there's firearms in there too, so it has to be locked up
21:40:44 <Agent> Therefore, all ym good goretex is in my safe :P
21:40:53 <higf1> Brb
21:40:58 <higf1> I ca
21:41:00 <higf1> Oops
21:41:04 <Agent> Jen, yeah
21:41:07 <higf1> Zero aint too bad
21:41:09 <Agent> I think it's just good prudence
21:41:48 <anotherirc3r> some would say paranoia, others would say 'survivalist' :P
21:41:50 <Agent> If I become aware of nukes in flight, I can be out the door with everything I need to survive alone indefinitely in less than two minutes and be able and comfortable to say I am never returning o this house, ever
21:42:01 <Agent> Or if there's a plague outbreak or something
21:42:03 <Agent> You know, it can happen
21:42:07 <Agent> It seems unlikely
21:42:13 <Agent> But it costs nothing to be ready
21:42:28 <Agent> And it costs everything to be unprepared
21:42:45 <anotherirc3r> i suppose that depends on if you have anything to lose
21:42:52 <higf1> U prep more than the sas
21:42:59 <Agent> Well, I don't have a family
21:43:13 <higf1> Me neither
21:43:18 <Agent> Nobody close enough to be able to help each other if civilisation collapses cause of invasion or disease etc
21:43:32 <Agent> I mean i got my parents, cousins, brother, etc, but they all live elsewhere in Aus
21:43:40 <higf1> Ye
21:43:45 <anotherirc3r> do you want a family?
21:43:46 <Agent> I'm the only one in Sydney, so they're not close enough to be a factor if the world turns to shit
21:43:52 <higf1> There are other methods
21:44:10 <higf1> Who another
21:44:21 <anotherirc3r> either/both of you
21:44:28 <Agent> Do I want a family?
21:44:31 <higf1> I think we are very stable atm mate
21:44:33 <Agent> If you mean a wife and kids, I'm not sure
21:44:35 <Agent> I had a wife
21:44:36 <higf1> Honestly
21:44:41 <Agent> Technically I still do, we never divorced
21:44:47 <higf1> Same
21:44:58 <higf1> Ye id like a family another
21:45:08 <Agent> I can see myself with a daughter
21:45:16 <couleurs> pedos
21:45:23 <higf1> Ye well itd be nice
21:45:27 <Agent> My brother has two daughters and a son
21:45:29 <anotherirc3r> cute
21:45:40 <Agent> They're still small and cute as fuck
21:45:56 <Agent> I love kids, they fall down, that makes me laugh
21:46:02 <Agent> But I need to be able to give them back at the end of the day
21:46:03 <Agent> Lol
21:46:05 <anotherirc3r> lol
21:46:07 <Agent> So I'm not sure
21:46:21 <higf1> Ye its hard on sunday watchin families happy n shit
21:46:30 <higf1> Weekends etc
21:46:39 <higf1> Shit happens
21:46:50 <Agent> I just dunno
21:47:02 <higf1> Gotta drive a bit the cop here hates me i think hes pulled my recprd ooops
21:47:25 <Agent> I'd need a bigger bugout bag if I had a daughter lol
21:47:27 <anotherirc3r> yeah, i'm undecided myself
21:47:30 <anotherirc3r> haha
21:47:31 <higf1> Ill on later one hour
21:47:35 <Agent> Not much bigger
21:47:41 <Agent> But I'd need to put goretex in there for her
21:47:44 <Agent> Not much more required
21:47:54 <Agent> I don't need an extra gun for her lol
21:47:56 <anotherirc3r> or a him
21:48:06 <Agent> Nah I don't want a son
21:48:11 <Agent> I see myself with a daughter
21:48:25 <Agent> Sons are too much fuckin trouble rofl
21:48:40 <anotherirc3r> lol *Agent gets a son* 'nah.. i don't want that'
21:48:45 <Agent> REFUND
21:48:51 <anotherirc3r> haha mean
21:48:54 <anotherirc3r> my sister has 2 boys
21:48:59 <Agent> I think it's more likely that I'd adopt than have my own kid
21:49:11 <anotherirc3r> why's that?
21:49:18 <Agent> Well for a start I want a fuckin daughter, not a son
21:49:21 <Agent> It's the only way I ge tto choose lol
21:49:46 <Agent> But also for the same reason I think people should get pets from rescue organisations rather than breeders
21:50:10 <Agent> Help fix up a life that's fucked
21:50:20 <anotherirc3r> if you can handle it, good for you
21:50:27 <Agent> I'm not sure
21:50:29 <Agent> I like my life too muchj
21:50:31 <Agent> A kid would change everything
21:50:37 <anotherirc3r> u 2 selfish huh
21:50:42 <Agent> Not at all
21:50:53 <Agent> You never seen me with my nephew and neices
21:50:58 <anotherirc3r> that's true
21:50:59 <Agent> I am a fuckin pushover lol
21:51:08 <Agent> I give those little fucks everything
21:51:39 <Agent> But I like my work and I like my free time
21:51:42 <Agent> I'd have to give both up if I had a kid
21:51:48 <Agent> Maybe that's selfish
21:51:51 <Agent> I dunno
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21:53:46 <Agent> Hey
21:53:57 <Agent> Alienated romeo dropped the floppy dick from his nick
21:54:05 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> mmm
21:54:34 <anotherirc3r> hmmm.. hard to know how we'd act if things changed
21:54:38 <Agent> I dunno you used to be <__---/\3AlienetedRomeo or soem shit
21:54:53 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> ahh :)
21:54:54 <couleurs> hi romo how meny cofo u had 2 dayo
21:54:57 <Agent> You had a dick at the front of your name or something
21:55:00 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> 6
21:55:01 <Agent> Looked like a floppy schlong
21:55:02 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> n u?
21:55:17 <couleurs> 3
21:55:21 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> ahh cool
21:55:24 <anotherirc3r> lol wtf?
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21:56:33 <couleurs> we're best friends ok
21:56:42 <anotherirc3r> r not
21:58:17 <couleurs> k
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22:00:03 <couleurs> Fine.
22:00:54 <anotherirc3r> yer
22:03:25 <couleurs> n e other goss
22:05:05 <anotherirc3r> i'm sick
22:06:26 <couleurs> what u got
22:07:03 <anotherirc3r> cold
22:07:07 <anotherirc3r> stupid achy body
22:08:11 <anotherirc3r> make better plz
22:08:13 <couleurs> ok get whale soon
22:08:39 <anotherirc3r> thx u
22:09:46 <couleurs> it's been pretty cold
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22:12:04 <anotherirc3r> need someone to put cold feet on
22:12:30 <couleurs> :P~~~~~~~~~
22:14:58 <smeagol> Blazing fire out my oesophagus, flaming desire is positive, demon mode I'm creaming hoes, unseen show, breathe green slow, up my sleeve an ace of spades,
22:15:03 <smeagol> Damned
22:15:10 <smeagol> Press.enter
22:17:14 <smeagol> Demon mode,creaming hoes, breathe green slow, bleed for my bro, gun fiend on snow, your mung bean flow,
22:17:21 <smeagol> Damned
22:17:25 <smeagol> Press enter
22:17:48 <anotherirc3r> damn
22:19:06 <couleurs> i got a pimple
22:22:27 <smeagol> Demon mode, here I go fearless flow neatly shown, seeds are sewn, creeping slow, freaky snow, a beast on show, unique glow, feed me a cone, bleeding clones, keeping in tone, leading the zone, repeating drone, really stoned
22:22:49 <smeagol> Jajajajajaja
22:24:08 <smeagol> Yeahhh boy
22:24:36 <smeagol> Put some hot sauce on my burrito baby you know you look good to me
22:26:18 <higf1> Quick pitstop
22:26:39 <anotherirc3r> is that a pick up line smeagol?
22:26:54 <higf1> Lol
22:29:18 <higf1> Lol salmonella in these allens lollies
22:29:29 <higf1> Tiniest trace
22:30:59 <smeagol> Unleash the havoc, off the leash maverick, take a stab at it, shake the laboratory when Im soaring 50 stories, I'm not boring but jase vorhees is calling, stab attack gory, flack jacket raw here, demonic story, tragic slaughter, magic borders
22:31:21 <higf1> Thats epic
22:33:10 <higf1> Food that on special usually shud b recalled
22:33:16 <higf1> Imo
22:34:56 <anotherirc3r> how do you know it has salmonella?
22:35:25 <higf1> Ive eaten almost everything
22:35:39 <higf1> In asia n shiy
22:36:04 <higf1> U gotta have an idea wats gunna make u slightly sick or near kill u
22:36:23 <higf1> So after a while u get to learn
22:36:59 <anotherirc3r> ahhh
22:37:58 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> i ate 2 chicken drumsticks for dinner
22:38:12 <higf1> Light snack?
22:38:23 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> well it was filling
22:38:25 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> :)
22:38:34 <higf1> Y
22:38:39 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> so yeah a bit more than just a snack
22:38:44 <higf1> Served with wat
22:38:51 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> very tasty
22:38:55 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> lol
22:39:00 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> um just by themself
22:39:10 <higf1> K
22:39:17 <anotherirc3r> that doesn't sound very filling
22:39:32 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> mmm
22:39:44 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> what did you have for dinner anotherirc3r?
22:39:51 <higf1> He probly had halslab to follow
22:39:58 <higf1> Half
22:40:16 <anotherirc3r> lol
22:40:32 <anotherirc3r> i had grilled fish, vegetables and some rice
22:40:34 <anotherirc3r> nothing exciting
22:40:46 <higf1> Sounds exciting to me
22:40:46 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> ah okay
22:41:15 <higf1> Ok i drive
22:44:33 <smeagol> Jajaj
22:44:39 <smeagol> Hello ppl
22:44:45 * [^alienated\_Romeo^] slaps smeagol around a bit with a large trout
22:44:53 <[^alienated\_Romeo^]> was it trout you ate?
22:46:55 <smeagol> Narp
22:47:00 <smeagol> Tuna
22:47:08 <smeagol> Jajaja
22:56:58 <smeagol> Making rhymes in the graveyard, I play hard, crazy marksman, slay after dark, hit ya with lazer guns spit with a razor tongue, inhaling smoke rays, rotating slow play, my vocal erase, in 1 total phase, I hold rap titles 365 days a year, mix my rhyme everyday my career, slickest shiner sever the prey in fear
22:57:35 <smeagol> Jajajajajaja
22:57:56 <smeagol> Anotherirc3r what are you doing bitch titz
23:00:14 Quit: ynnoB ([email protected]) Connection closed
23:04:14 <smeagol> Got a flow so cold I could blow the sun away
23:04:40 <anotherirc3r> i'm half-playing solitaire
23:04:42 <anotherirc3r> you smeagol?
23:05:35 <smeagol> Me.
23:05:44 <smeagol> Having a smoke
23:08:28 <smeagol> I open my mouth I shoot flames
23:09:02 <anotherirc3r> sounds like a fun time
23:15:45 <smeagol> Write the sickest shit, lickity split this mis-fit hits with vicious literature, picture this manipulative frost bitten kitten sitting in the throne, my vocal tone total blown rap title here at home, flick lighters sick fighter psycho hyper fire flow desciple
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23:23:45 <President_Trump> lol
23:24:33 <smeagol> Lolz
23:24:48 <President_Trump> ggb?
23:25:41 <smeagol> Yerp
23:25:45 <smeagol> Ggb
23:25:56 <President_Trump> wheres caitlyn?
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23:27:16 <smeagol> Don't talk to her anymore
23:27:33 <smeagol> Jeje
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23:29:46 <anotherirc3r> heya Trumpy
23:30:56 <President_Trump> heya jennif3r
23:31:56 <smeagol> Jenny from the block
23:32:02 <smeagol> Lolol
23:32:22 <smeagol> AaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaahhaahhahahahaahahha
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23:32:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Tim-Sim
23:32:48 <smeagol> Mr Timothy sim
23:33:07 <smeagol> Dr Timothy Sim
23:33:12 <anotherirc3r> heya Tim
23:34:00 <smeagol> Jenny's fur
23:34:16 <smeagol> Jajajajaja
23:34:49 <higf1> Night cunts comfy asi
23:35:08 <anotherirc3r> night b1rd
23:35:12 <higf1> K
23:35:23 <smeagol> Jenny's box
23:35:34 <higf1> Fkk forgot me cough mixture
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23:35:46 <higf1> Nvm i take in morning
23:35:54 <smeagol> Lolz
23:35:54 <higf1> Warm as fuk here
23:35:59 <smeagol> Shed goblin
23:36:09 <higf1> Bridge goblin
23:36:19 <smeagol> Cock goblin
23:36:23 <higf1> Trolls sleep under bridges
23:36:26 <higf1> :)
23:36:39 <higf1> Now literally am loool
23:36:49 <smeagol> Jajaja
23:37:14 <smeagol> Gotta wait till 4am for more gear imo
23:37:27 <President_Trump> pics or u are lying
23:37:54 <higf1> I dont care what u think And i dontbwant to be harassed
23:38:05 <higf1> So u can get fkd
23:38:11 <smeagol> Lololol
23:38:14 <smeagol> Fried
23:38:31 <smeagol> Fried me head imo
23:41:49 <higf1> K fuk it night ppl
23:42:00 <anotherirc3r> night. have a good sleep
23:42:03 <higf1> Get six hours ill be good
23:42:17 <higf1> Ok another thx for ur kind words
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23:57:32 <shrimp> gowchi