// #nerdhacks — 2015-05-10
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01:31:42 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: It's alright Sir I'm not black. No I'm the new black, we run slow, we jump low we swim good and we shop at Gap and I make the white folk proud and I holds down their ladies. I DICK EM DOWN.
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12:35:04 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo nate slinky_J tatophil
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14:21:47 <Emma> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
14:22:04 <steven_> sup dawg
14:22:06 <steven_> whats for lunch
14:22:09 <steven_> have u decided yet?
14:35:59 <Emma> you are gay
14:36:39 <Emma> poo
14:37:25 <Emma> Yeah i sure am thanks
14:38:27 <Emma> Fuck you david baby dick!
16:23:02 <slinky_J> yo
16:23:06 <slinky_J> a gift from me to you niggas
16:23:12 <slinky_J> steven_ u gonna love this dowg!
16:23:13 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwiY2q1PE
16:23:21 <slinky_J> FUNNIEST BLAG THUG ON XBOX LIVE! (GAY THUG TROLLING)
16:23:25 <slinky_J> :p N'JOY
16:42:22 <steven_> hahahh
16:42:25 <steven_> i suk yo dik 4 real
16:47:18 <slinky_J> LMAO
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18:09:23 Mode: (by steven_) +o Emmma
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18:15:10 <steven_> sup
18:15:28 <nate> should u have cake on mothers day!
18:15:30 <nate> CAKE!
18:16:08 <steven_> cake in ur butthole
18:16:38 <nate> aslong as it tastes good
18:16:42 <nate> butthole may help
18:17:27 <Emmma> as long as you can make good coffee cake might be goos
18:17:30 <Emmma> as long as you can make good coffee cake might be good
18:17:48 <nate> coffee is soo 1880's
18:18:00 <Emmma> never
18:18:12 <Emmma> its just bad for you
18:18:14 <nate> coca cola cake!
18:18:21 <Emmma> if you have lots of milk with it
18:18:28 <Emmma> it makes you get fatttttttttttt
18:18:32 <Emmma> like me :(
18:18:39 <nate> phat u mean!
18:18:46 <nate> in all the right places
18:19:49 <Emmma> hmmmmmmmmmm
18:19:56 <nate> a girls job is to snaggle a rich man ;D
18:20:04 <nate> ohh prince charming!
18:20:08 <nate> oohh my
18:20:15 <Emmma> haha a rich man
18:20:32 <Emmma> would be nice if steven was a rich man
18:21:08 <nate> rich man not only in monetary value, but in spirit :P
18:21:22 <nate> steven the ghost who walks!
18:21:44 <xm> nate is rich in protein
18:21:51 <Emmma> haha
18:22:16 * xm does 50 squats to impress nate
18:22:38 <Emmma> im sure he would love for you to squat on his lap
18:23:05 <nate> good form impresses the most
18:23:21 <Emmma> squating with kettlebells
18:23:36 <Emmma> that also makes him happy
18:23:52 <Emmma> makes it go deeper
18:24:16 <xm> nate, is this true?
18:24:48 <nate> kettlebells are good for weaklings :D
18:24:53 Mode: (by steven_) +o nate
18:25:03 <Emmma> its how you use them ;)
18:25:44 <nate> its good for form, helps people to drive with their legs
18:25:56 <nate> they are good for lookin hot i guess ;D
18:26:10 <Emmma> i got a set
18:26:19 <Emmma> good 15 minute workout
18:26:35 <xm> <nate> do you have a chest set ;) <nate> i mean chess of course
18:26:37 <Emmma> makes ya sweat your ass off if your doin it correctly
18:27:07 <nate> its getting colder, gotta pull out the hoodie ;P
18:27:11 <nate> then mug people
18:27:14 <nate> yay!
18:27:18 <xm> better get the sunnies too
18:27:19 <Emmma> good form
18:27:35 <nate> always have sunnies
18:27:38 <xm> can you get some milk and bread for me too
18:27:45 <xm> if you're going to hold up a servo
18:27:52 <nate> mp3, sunnies ;D
18:27:52 <Emmma> haha
18:28:19 <nate> the only way to steal from a servo is a drive off
18:28:25 <xm> lol
18:28:30 <nate> yay!
18:28:57 <xm> the prices are so high they're just asking for it!!!
18:29:08 <Emmma> in perth you could get alot more they never come out from behind the counter
18:29:09 <nate> robbing petrol they like that ;D
18:29:33 <xm> yeah, they're not like Apu from the simpsons
18:29:39 <Emmma> ha nope
18:29:41 <xm> go weapons, no anything. for all we know no legs
18:29:48 <xm> they could be stumps on a seat
18:29:56 <Emmma> they could be
18:29:57 <xm> go/no*
18:31:33 <nate> saw a girl walking her dog, let it run around and she'll talk on her phone... perfect
18:32:11 <nate> saw a guy with two dogs lets them battle on the sand, and he will do pushups :D
18:32:19 <nate> dog battle!
18:33:05 <nate> saw a saw
18:33:06 <xm> if only dogs lived in poke balls
18:33:10 <nate> waaah ;l
18:34:03 <xm> nate would like to poke balls
18:34:16 <Emmma> i think nate likes the balls
18:34:17 <nate> puke on balls?
18:34:25 <nate> good ideas
18:34:29 <Emmma> nate
18:34:37 <Emmma> i have a serious question
18:34:47 <nate> babies?
18:34:50 <Emmma> do you like girls or boys?
18:35:10 <Emmma> or do you swing either way
18:35:11 <nate> i dont think i like any :D
18:35:19 <nate> i like hookers :D
18:35:24 <nate> yay!
18:35:26 <Emmma> ohhhhhhh well thats the game changer
18:35:40 <xm> he is noble and charitable around women, but expects men tio pay for dinner
18:35:44 <xm> :D
18:35:47 <Emmma> <TuNe-_-Lobbies> Nate You Like Deez Nuts
18:36:13 <Emmma> tune likes deez nutz
18:36:39 <nate> flick em!
18:36:46 <Emmma> TuNe-_-Lobbies likes deez nutz draggin across his face
18:37:11 <Emmma> you cant they are too small
18:37:15 <nate> the ol dragon line, which doesnt quite work
18:37:18 <Emmma> you need a pin to help
18:37:39 <Emmma> it will
18:37:43 <Emmma> some day it will
18:38:54 <nate> chicken for dinner to make my breasts bigger
18:39:06 <xm> what's your cup size?
18:39:15 <xm> would you like me to measure it for you
18:39:38 <nate> got any small tit lines?
18:39:49 <nate> eg not enough milk and chicken for her
18:39:51 <nate> whahah!
18:40:03 <nate> mossie bites
18:40:10 <Emmma> HAAHA
18:40:10 <nate> surf board
18:40:17 <nate> lets go surfin!
18:40:18 <Emmma> Bee stings
18:40:32 <nate> pumkin seed tits ;P
18:40:44 <nate> i called a girl that when i was 13 ;L
18:40:49 <nate> how lovely
18:40:59 <Emmma> haha i had no tits at 13
18:41:04 <Emmma> how sad is that
18:41:16 <nate> that is brad!
18:41:29 <Emmma> brad?
18:41:35 <Emmma> That was my name
18:42:40 <Emmma> just kidding
18:42:46 <Emmma> no need to be scared
18:45:03 <xm> #NerdHacks is a LGBT friendly channel. please, we will not be prejudiced
18:45:52 <xm> during highschool i never noticed girls titties. i didnt get puberty until pretty late
18:46:19 <Emmma> We must be the same
18:46:21 <Emmma> HAHA
18:46:26 <xm> lolllll
18:46:45 <Emmma> but i didnt swing that waty
18:47:13 <xm> we can always change the hinges to make it swing both ways
18:48:40 <Emmma> haja
18:48:48 <Emmma> girls are bitches
18:48:56 <xm> girls always hate other girls :D
18:49:10 <Emmma> haha yep pretty much
18:49:16 <xm> dont blame them sometimes. they seem to secretly conspire against each other
18:49:41 <Emmma> i have like 4 girlfriends
18:49:43 <Emmma> thats it
18:49:47 <Emmma> fuck having more
18:50:13 <Emmma> <steven> same
18:50:15 <xm> k = friends X time
18:50:23 <xm> the more friends you have the less time you have for them
18:50:30 <xm> the fewer the better
18:50:46 <Emmma> Yeah you do steven, when i have mny bipolar moments
18:50:55 <xm> hey hey im officially bipolar
18:50:57 <xm> it's not too bad
18:51:04 <Emmma> so am i
18:51:07 <Emmma> HAHA
18:51:12 <xm> you lie!!!
18:51:28 <Emmma> yea you got me
18:51:38 <Emmma> But i need to get seen about that
18:51:42 <xm> today is mother's day, the holiest day on the Jewish and Christian calendar
18:51:44 <xm> and you lied!!!
18:52:05 <Emmma> No im just a bitch
18:52:06 <xm> you get 10 free consultations with a psychologist i think
18:52:13 <Emmma> i need it!
18:52:16 <xm> per year or something
18:52:30 <xm> there's like at least 6 different types of bipolar, so take your pick
18:52:34 <xm> im bipolar type 1
18:52:38 <Emmma> ill get to the doctors one day
18:52:45 <xm> the first one, which makes me the winner
18:52:56 <nate> bipolar bears!
18:53:35 <Emmma> <Goofy> im lookin to meet a nice girl < look at this tosser trying to find a girlfriend over the internet
18:53:40 <Emmma> Cock junkie he is
18:53:52 <xm> he has the right nick for it too
18:54:09 <Emmma> sure does
18:54:11 <xm> ask him if he has big floppy ears and talks like a hick
18:55:20 <Emmma> no answer yet
18:55:26 <Emmma> He must know where onto him
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18:55:59 <antonykerr> hello
18:57:31 <steven_> hi
18:57:38 <Emmma> HIIIIIIIIIII
19:00:09 <nate> strip tease time!
19:00:22 <xm> what song will you play as you strip?
19:00:22 <steven_> ahhahaha
19:00:25 <xm> my pony?
19:00:31 <Emmma> go for it nate
19:00:38 <nate> something rob zombie
19:00:44 <Emmma> the boys have got their pants down
19:00:48 <steven_> ahhaahhaaha
19:01:03 <nate> big mac meal!
19:01:06 <nate> hey hey steven :D
19:01:15 <xm> excuse me. i dont wear pants. just a sequin dress
19:01:28 <steven_> ;
19:01:33 <Emmma> haha'
19:01:34 <steven_> :}
19:01:46 <Emmma> just pull it up then
19:02:36 <xm> haha
19:02:58 <xm> im a big kid now
19:03:24 <Emmma> well xm is ready to go
19:04:42 <xm> t-min 10 seconds to lift off
19:09:40 <nate> i did not have sexual relations with xm, nate clinton
19:10:08 <Emmma> really?
19:10:30 <nate> he kept the semen stained dress tho :D
19:10:34 <nate> caught me out
19:10:51 <xm> you can deny it all you want but that blinking red light that made you nervous that night was really my video camera recording
19:10:57 <xm> pwn3d!!!!!!!!!
19:11:39 <Emmma> haha
19:12:36 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM
19:12:43 <nate> my stripper song
19:12:51 <nate> build me up buttercup
19:13:10 <Emmma> i cant hear anything steven stole my tv
19:13:21 <Emmma> now im left with a shitty monitor with no speakers :(
19:13:44 <nate> ha ha
19:13:48 <nate> nelson!
19:14:08 <Emmma> well i didnt get my car for mothers day
19:14:29 <Emmma> :(
19:14:50 <xm> not even a cake in the shape of a car?
19:15:22 <Emmma> no
19:15:25 <Emmma> But its ok
19:15:28 <xm> outrageous
19:15:30 <Emmma> ill get one sson
19:15:33 <Emmma> soon
19:15:38 <Emmma> maybe next year
19:15:45 <Emmma> unless i crash my car
19:16:04 <xm> or park it in balga
19:16:04 <Emmma> the it will be soon haha
19:16:09 <Emmma> haha or that
19:16:20 <Emmma> but its been parked in lockridge for long enough
19:16:24 <xm> lol
19:16:26 <Emmma> and i still got it
19:16:35 <xm> with all 4 wheels?
19:16:39 <Emmma> Yep
19:16:43 <xm> amazin'
19:16:45 <Emmma> too many people know me
19:16:55 <xm> "that crazy bipolar girl"
19:16:58 <Emmma> but i did get a few things stolen out of it
19:17:02 <Emmma> but it was kids
19:17:04 <xm> serious?
19:17:14 <xm> so windows got smashed then?
19:17:19 <Emmma> all the took was the screen to the deck and dvd player
19:17:25 <Emmma> fucking losers
19:17:29 <xm> pricks yeah
19:17:31 <Emmma> nah left it unlocked
19:17:51 <Emmma> better than the smashed window
19:17:57 <xm> yeah
19:18:18 <Emmma> got a new car nothing worth taking
19:18:35 <Emmma> original deck everythin standard
19:18:45 <Emmma> now what they going to steal
19:18:48 <Emmma> nothingg
19:19:07 <Emmma> the tint off my windows haha
19:19:08 <nate> they can steal your love eggs
19:19:13 <Emmma> haha
19:19:17 <Emmma> love egga
19:19:25 <xm> i had 4 eggs this morning, yum
19:19:34 <Emmma> i used to hate eggs
19:19:39 <Emmma> but now i dont mind them
19:19:41 <xm> ive always loved them
19:20:08 <xm> i can understand not liking the eggwhites though. they're bland
19:20:11 <Emmma> i cracked an egg once it was twins
19:20:18 <Emmma> hahaa
19:20:30 <Emmma> noone liked me after showing them the twins
19:20:32 <nate> double yoke ;O
19:20:48 <xm> #yoloyoke
19:20:49 <Emmma> no it was going to be twins
19:21:44 <nate> past egg stage then ;D
19:22:05 <nate> into xm stage
19:22:26 <xm> nate, i havent hatched yet. you may have to sit on me until i do
19:23:03 <xm> XD
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19:26:49 <nate> i always control my impact level with my legs, walking softly puts less stress on knees :D does everyone agree?:)
19:27:12 <nate> my sister stomps around letting her weight hit the ground
19:27:29 <nate> she has a bad knee :D
19:27:52 <nate> im sure over many years her walking style doesnt help
19:28:37 <xm> i thought it was the sudden turns that causes most of the damage
19:28:59 <xm> you know girls are more likely to get knee injuries around certain times of their menstrual cycle
19:29:11 <nate> didnt know that
19:29:23 <nate> shes not a light girl
19:29:55 <nate> i think its laziness
19:30:04 <nate> like slumping ya shoulders in a computer chair
19:30:14 <xm> i do that
19:30:25 <nate> easier to drag ya legs about not giving a shit
19:30:34 <xm> im like 2" taller when im away from the computer for more than 2 weeks
19:31:01 <nate> wow :D
19:31:42 <xm> computers are ban mmmkay
19:38:31 <nate> driving ya shoulders down and back whilst push ya elbows out to full extention is how u bench press ;D
19:38:44 * nate runs around nude
19:39:32 <nate> hold it for me xm!
19:39:45 <nate> hold those arms out!
19:39:57 <nate> press them flowers
19:42:27 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
19:42:32 <nate> kiss me
19:43:56 <nate> im doing some becnhy tomorrow ;l international chest day
19:44:02 <nate> or benchy
19:44:32 <nate> ronan keating is good
19:47:31 <nate> you'll never leave me!
19:49:08 <nate> backstreet boys next
20:11:32 Mode: (by steven_) +o nerdhacks
20:29:40 Nick: slinky_J is now known as BreadedChicken
20:33:51 <Emmma> niceeeeeeee
20:34:33 Mode: (by steven_) +o antonykerr
20:36:21 <steven_> sunday is always boring
20:41:32 Nick: BreadedChicken is now known as Breaded_Chicken
20:43:38 <nate> slinky really is a word smith ;D
21:04:07 <nate> steven have u got a cock ring!
21:06:15 <steven_> yeah i wear it on my wrist
21:06:50 <nate> u was having a huge wank and it slipped onto ya wrist ;l
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22:27:59 <nate> slinky u are being alittle gey tonite:)
22:30:37 <Breaded_Chicken> HAHAHAHAHA
22:30:39 <Breaded_Chicken> i am
22:30:41 <Breaded_Chicken> lolol
22:30:46 <Breaded_Chicken> doin the trollin on xbox
22:30:48 <Breaded_Chicken> xD
22:44:53 <nate> if slinky had a pussy he'd be stuffin 3 hello kitty vibrators in it
22:54:20 <Breaded_Chicken> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
22:56:47 <steven_> ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
23:07:10 <Breaded_Chicken> man
23:07:14 <Breaded_Chicken> i gots me a carton bro
23:07:15 <Breaded_Chicken> sure
23:07:23 <Breaded_Chicken> i twisted my wrist
23:07:27 <Breaded_Chicken> punchin that chicks dads head in
23:07:34 <Breaded_Chicken> but everything is cool now steven_ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:08:25 <steven_> hhahaah
23:11:05 <Breaded_Chicken> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:11:13 <nate> slink u on something ;D
23:11:24 <Breaded_Chicken> nope
23:11:27 <Breaded_Chicken> high on life yo
23:11:30 <nate> u shuttup then
23:11:33 <Breaded_Chicken> and havin a fourth beer
23:11:36 <Breaded_Chicken> well seventh
23:11:41 <Breaded_Chicken> 3 at restaurant 4 here
23:11:43 <Breaded_Chicken> fuck
23:11:48 <Breaded_Chicken> i am so sick of some irc cunts
23:11:52 <Breaded_Chicken> think they are so fucking great
23:11:54 <Breaded_Chicken> special
23:11:54 <nate> lol
23:11:57 <Breaded_Chicken> lolol
23:11:59 <Breaded_Chicken> no shit
23:12:00 <Breaded_Chicken> ahahahaha
23:12:04 <Breaded_Chicken> it dont bug me in that way
23:12:06 <Breaded_Chicken> just how
23:12:09 <Breaded_Chicken> irl they arent popular
23:12:16 <Breaded_Chicken> so on here they can get together n rag on ppl
23:12:19 <Breaded_Chicken> uno
23:14:00 <nate> u show em
23:14:38 <Breaded_Chicken> nah nah
23:14:39 <Breaded_Chicken> you cant
23:14:41 <Breaded_Chicken> you cant
23:14:47 <Breaded_Chicken> i was introduced to irc in 1997
23:14:51 <Breaded_Chicken> and yer
23:15:03 <Breaded_Chicken> only a few really cool people
23:15:06 <nate> down hill hey
23:15:09 <Breaded_Chicken> i didnt chat back then tho
23:15:14 <Breaded_Chicken> i had a life
23:15:14 <Breaded_Chicken> lol
23:15:19 <nate> haha now sad
23:15:32 <nate> i cant wait for the retirees to be ircing
23:15:44 <nate> another 20 years
23:15:52 <Breaded_Chicken> yer well
23:15:56 <Breaded_Chicken> no offense to ops
23:16:00 <Breaded_Chicken> because they arent bad
23:16:06 <Breaded_Chicken> but they have banned a lot of people
23:16:08 <Breaded_Chicken> i mean
23:16:13 <Breaded_Chicken> when i went into melb chan
23:16:15 <Breaded_Chicken> it was cool
23:16:19 <Breaded_Chicken> good mix of ppl
23:16:24 <Breaded_Chicken> now its this gang mentality
23:16:46 <nate> blame the game, not the player ;D
23:16:49 <nate> haha ;d
23:17:20 <Breaded_Chicken> hahahahahahahaha
23:18:31 <Emmma> cool braaaaaaaaaa
23:18:43 <Breaded_Chicken> r u cool
23:18:46 <Breaded_Chicken> ;)
23:18:55 <nate> emmas a sexy truck driver
23:19:09 <nate> hot pie on her shirt
23:19:14 <nate> hmm ;D
23:19:51 <Breaded_Chicken> fkn server glitch on BF4 again
23:19:53 <Breaded_Chicken> fuck me
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23:33:26 <Emmma> <Emma> yes im a sexy truck driver
23:33:26 <Emmma> <Emma> with a really hot pie on my shirt
23:33:26 <Emmma> <Emma> but not a picture of a pie, it was my fucking dinner!!!
23:33:48 <Emmma> HAHA wrong page!!!
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