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07:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
07:51 <Warren1984> hello Jules
07:54 <Warren1984> hello Glenn
08:01 <Glenn> Hi Warren1984
09:00 <Warren1984> hello Jules
09:00 <Warren1984> hello Glenn
09:00 <Glenn> Hi Warren1984
09:19 <Warren1984> Did you have a good Christmas?
10:00 <Warren1984> Did you have a good Christmas?
18:21 <Kelevra> Warren1984no one likesyou.org
19:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984no one likesyou.org
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22:26 <Glenn> Yes, it was great thanks Warren1984.
23:00 <Glenn> Yes, it was great thanks Warren1984.
23:06 <eddie> umm
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23:35 <eddie> mine was sorta ok.. but today was crap with the news of the passing of a friend :(
23:39 <Warren1984> What did you get up to?
23:44 <Warren1984> That's sorry to hear eddie
24:00 <eddie> umm
24:00 <eddie> mine was sorta ok.. but today was crap with the news of the passing of a friend :(
25:00 <Warren1984> What did you get up to?
25:00 <Warren1984> That's sorry to hear eddie
25:41 <President_Trump> Kelevra wheres daz?
27:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra wheres daz?
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37:19 <Kelevra> I dunno
38:00 <Kelevra> I dunno 
39:28 <Kelevra> President_Trump do you realiseyou're fucked in the head?
39:55 <Kelevra> you care so much, maybe too much
40:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump do you realiseyou're fucked in the head?
40:11 <Kelevra> about shit you can't controlnor work @
40:30 <Warren1984> Kelevra dont swear ok
40:38 <Kelevra> I'm tired so yes my space bar is on break
40:51 <Kelevra> Warren1984 eat my ass, you're ugly
41:00 <Kelevra> you care so much, maybe too much
41:00 <Kelevra> about shit you can't controlnor work @
41:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra dont swear ok
41:01 <Kelevra> enjoy that luxury
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42:00 <Student> Greetings
42:00 <Kelevra> I'm tired so yes my space bar is on break
42:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 eat my ass, you're ugly
42:00 <Kelevra> enjoy that luxury
43:00 <Student> Greetings
47:02 <l0opeydOg> Thanks Kelevra
48:00 <l0opeydOg> Thanks Kelevra
49:41 <Kelevra> going to bed, enjoy the cockfest.
49:51 <Warren1984> https://i.imgur.com/buY7JLY.jpg
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51:00 <Kelevra> going to bed, enjoy the cockfest.
51:00 <Warren1984> https://i.imgur.com/buY7JLY.jpg
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02:39 <Jules> Thankfully president_trump left!!!!!
02:43 <Jules> :)))))))
04:00 <Jules> Thankfully president_trump left!!!!!
04:00 <Jules> :)))))))
04:35 <Student> he is having @ in this channel? interesting
05:00 <Student> he is having @ in this channel? interesting
06:44 <Jules> for tonight only i think!!
08:00 <Jules> for tonight only i think!!
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22:54 <beehhh> when i arrived in melb 1996 with lots of hope
23:05 <beehhh> and i left with none
24:00 <beehhh> when i arrived in melb 1996 with lots of hope
24:00 <beehhh> and i left with none
25:26 <beehhh> Peaceful winter solstice everywho x
26:00 <beehhh> Peaceful winter solstice everywho x
31:42 <beehhh> btw my driver's licence wasnt fake
33:00 <beehhh> btw my driver's licence wasnt fake
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01:43 <beehhh> alchy is poison for you
02:02 <beehhh> better not touch it
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03:00 <beehhh> alchy is poison for you
03:00 <beehhh> better not touch it
16:00 <beehhh> http://m4ufree.com/watch-odo7-blade-runner-2049-2017-movie-online-free-m4ufree.html
16:00 <beehhh> http://m4ufree.com/watch-odo7-blade-runner-2049-2017-movie-online-free-m4ufree.html
21:25 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkbbrhRxUL8
21:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Making MSICU Extraordinary Video (Nov 17, 2013) Length: 6:06 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,266 views views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkbbrhRxUL8
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Making MSICU Extraordinary Video (Nov 17, 2013) Length: 6:06 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,266 views views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <rippinoutalog> doin a poo wanna sniff?
22:00 <rippinoutalog> its comin out easily today yay
22:00 <rippinoutalog> fallin out
22:00 <rippinoutalog> ahhh
22:00 <rippinoutalog> so good
22:00 <rippinoutalog> doin a poo wanna sniff?
22:00 <rippinoutalog> its comin out easily today yay
22:00 <rippinoutalog> fallin out
22:00 <rippinoutalog> ahhh
22:00 <rippinoutalog> so good
23:00 <rippinoutalog> forgot to turn on the fan tho
23:00 <rippinoutalog> forgot to turn on the fan tho
24:00 <rippinoutalog> fkn stinks bad
24:00 <rippinoutalog> fkn stinks bad
25:00 <rippinoutalog> omg
25:00 <rippinoutalog> chokin out
25:00 <rippinoutalog> omg
25:00 <rippinoutalog> chokin out
27:00 <rippinoutalog> brb wiping ass
27:00 <rippinoutalog> brb wiping ass
30:53 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArjX-gzi5o
30:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Why Illegal border-crossers to Canada target Roxham Road (Sep 26, 2017) Length: 11:35 - Category: News & Politics - 103,903 views views - 561 likes (57%), dislikes (43%)
30:59 <beehhh> thats how you go to canada
32:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArjX-gzi5o
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Why Illegal border-crossers to Canada target Roxham Road (Sep 26, 2017) Length: 11:35 - Category: News & Politics - 103,903 views views - 561 likes (57%), dislikes (43%)
32:00 <beehhh> thats how you go to canada
37:40 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQNzputtOmI
37:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prostitution in Canada | A Short Documentary (Jun 23, 2011) Length: 11:30 - Category: News & Politics - 325,116 views views - 257 likes (79.1%), 68 dislikes (20.9%)
39:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQNzputtOmI
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prostitution in Canada | A Short Documentary (Jun 23, 2011) Length: 11:30 - Category: News & Politics - 325,116 views views - 257 likes (79.1%), 68 dislikes (20.9%)
42:49 <beehhh> australia has 21 million prostitutes
44:00 <beehhh> australia has 21 million prostitutes
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen kezzie
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen kezzie
50:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> LOL
50:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> LOL
51:00 <beehhh> right temp here at kidbrooke ty
51:00 <beehhh> right temp here at kidbrooke ty
58:00 <beehhh> any asian ladyboy there?
58:00 <beehhh> any asian ladyboy there?
02:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
02:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
05:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen lumeah
05:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
05:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen lumeah
05:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
07:00 <beehhh> you had a sex with ya pC, didnt ya
07:00 <beehhh> you had a sex with ya pC, didnt ya
10:00 <beehhh> watch the new blade runner, fully sick
10:00 <beehhh> watch the new blade runner, fully sick
11:00 <beehhh> guy had a sex with his pc
11:00 <beehhh> she lives in an usb stick
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> where is norell?
11:00 <beehhh> in my heart
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Norell is a shit
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
11:00 <beehhh> guy had a sex with his pc
11:00 <beehhh> she lives in an usb stick
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> where is norell?
11:00 <beehhh> in my heart
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Norell is a shit
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
15:00 <beehhh> your also made out of semen
15:00 <beehhh> from penis to a cup
15:00 <beehhh> your also made out of semen
15:00 <beehhh> from penis to a cup
21:00 <beehhh> <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
21:00 <beehhh> i was watching blade runner
21:00 <beehhh> he started it
21:00 <beehhh> <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
21:00 <beehhh> i was watching blade runner
21:00 <beehhh> he started it
22:00 <beehhh> i lived in aust 11 years till 07
22:00 <beehhh> now will live in uk then to canada
22:00 <beehhh> i lived in aust 11 years till 07
22:00 <beehhh> now will live in uk then to canada
28:00 <beehhh> cold is better
28:00 <beehhh> cold is better
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49:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
57:38 <Jules> Glenn!!!!!!! HUGSSSSSS!!!!!!!
58:21 <Jules> Glenn!!!!!!! HUGSSSSSS!!!!!!!
59:00 <Jules> Glenn!!!!!!! HUGSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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14:51 <beehhh> http://m4ufree.com/watch-odo7-blade-runner-2049-2017-movie-online-free-m4ufree.html
16:00 <beehhh> http://m4ufree.com/watch-odo7-blade-runner-2049-2017-movie-online-free-m4ufree.html
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20:58 <rippinoutalog> doin a poo wanna sniff?
21:16 <rippinoutalog> its comin out easily today yay
21:27 <rippinoutalog> fallin out
21:28 <rippinoutalog> ahhh
21:34 <rippinoutalog> so good
22:00 <rippinoutalog> doin a poo wanna sniff?
22:00 <rippinoutalog> its comin out easily today yay
22:00 <rippinoutalog> fallin out
22:00 <rippinoutalog> ahhh
22:00 <rippinoutalog> so good
22:17 <rippinoutalog> forgot to turn on the fan tho
23:00 <rippinoutalog> forgot to turn on the fan tho
23:30 <rippinoutalog> fkn stinks bad
23:51 <rippinoutalog> omg
23:58 <rippinoutalog> chokin out
24:00 <rippinoutalog> fkn stinks bad
25:00 <rippinoutalog> omg
25:00 <rippinoutalog> chokin out
25:43 <rippinoutalog> brb wiping ass
27:00 <rippinoutalog> brb wiping ass
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48:33 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen kezzie
48:33 * IRCStats kezzie was last seen on Sat Dec 23 06:34:52 2017
48:41 <ApagandoLasLuces> LOL
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49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen kezzie
49:00 <Kelevra> hey Jules1
49:00 <Kelevra> hey Jules1
49:39 <beehhh> right temp here at kidbrooke ty
50:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> LOL
51:00 <beehhh> right temp here at kidbrooke ty
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56:47 <beehhh> any asian ladyboy there?
58:00 <beehhh> any asian ladyboy there?
58:28 <Glenn>  Hey beehhh ...all the girls here have been spoken for, and since when did you decide that this channel was a chickie pickup joint?
59:00 <Glenn> 12,0 Hey beehhh ...all the girls here have been spoken for, and since when did you decide that this channel was a chickie pickup joint?
00:47 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
02:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
03:55 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen lumeah
03:55 * IRCStats lumeah was last seen on Sun Dec 24 02:39:38 2017
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04:05 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
05:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> !seen lumeah
05:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> beehhh where is your ladyshit?
06:04 <beehhh> you had a sex with ya pC, didnt ya
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07:00 <beehhh> you had a sex with ya pC, didnt ya
09:27 <beehhh> watch the new blade runner, fully sick
09:42 <beehhh> guy had a sex with his pc
10:00 <beehhh> watch the new blade runner, fully sick
10:05 <beehhh> she lives in an usb stick
10:07 <ApagandoLasLuces> where is norell?
10:17 <beehhh> in my heart
10:31 <ApagandoLasLuces> Norell is a shit
10:34 <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
11:00 <beehhh> guy had a sex with his pc
11:00 <beehhh> she lives in an usb stick
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> where is norell?
11:00 <beehhh> in my heart
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Norell is a shit
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
14:04 <beehhh> your also made out of semen
14:24 <beehhh> from penis to a cup
15:00 <beehhh> your also made out of semen
15:00 <beehhh> from penis to a cup
18:02 <Glenn> beehhh... go away!
18:32 <Glenn> You're disturbing the locals.
18:46 <Glenn> Actually, you're disturbing.
19:00 <Glenn> beehhh... go away!
19:00 <Glenn> You're disturbing the locals.
19:40 <beehhh> <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
19:51 <beehhh> i was watching blade runner
19:57 <beehhh> he started it
20:00 <Glenn> Actually, you're disturbing.
20:40 <beehhh> i lived in aust 11 years till 07
21:00 <beehhh> <ApagandoLasLuces> shes a shit cunt
21:00 <beehhh> i was watching blade runner
21:00 <beehhh> he started it
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21:31 <beehhh> now will live in uk then to canada
22:00 <beehhh> i lived in aust 11 years till 07
22:00 <beehhh> now will live in uk then to canada
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27:08 <beehhh> cold is better
28:00 <beehhh> cold is better
28:00 <Frank> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <Frank> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <simba> MIRZA IMITIAZ 
29:00 <simba> MIRZA IMITIAZ IS A DOG
29:00 <simba> MIRZA IMITIAZ 
29:00 <simba> MIRZA IMITIAZ IS A DOG
39:00 <Kelevra> OMFG
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm a winner!
39:00 <Kelevra> OMFG
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm a winner!
46:00 <Frank> oh yes absolutely you're a winner
46:00 <Frank> what did you win?
46:00 <Frank> oh yes absolutely you're a winner
46:00 <Frank> what did you win?
49:00 <Kelevra> my dads coming down on sunday and staying for a few days so i can do my own thing and he'll look after the kids :)
49:00 <Kelevra> my dads coming down on sunday and staying for a few days so i can do my own thing and he'll look after the kids :)
52:00 <Kelevra> tyvm
52:00 <Kelevra> tyvm
56:00 <Frank> well what a WIN!
56:00 <Frank> well what a WIN!
57:00 <Frank> yeah girl! 
57:00 <Frank> CONGRATS
57:00 <Frank> grinning like a #WINNER too i hope!
57:00 <Frank> yeah girl! 
57:00 <Frank> CONGRATS
57:00 <Frank> grinning like a #WINNER too i hope!
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah well it's been ages since i've been out without kids
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah well it's been ages since i've been out without kids
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00:00 <Frank> exactly
00:00 <Frank> exactly
03:00 <Kelevra> going to go driveins and play pool and maybe hit the beach :)
03:00 <Kelevra> so keen
03:00 <Kelevra> going to go driveins and play pool and maybe hit the beach :)
03:00 <Kelevra> so keen
04:00 <Frank> sounds like a plan. hope you enjoy
04:00 <Frank> sounds like a plan. hope you enjoy
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06:00 <Kelevra> yeah I will, it makes up for my birthday being so shit
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah I will, it makes up for my birthday being so shit
07:00 <Kelevra> and my dads buying me pj's so that's cool, cause I thought he only got me the 6 pack he left in the fridge
07:00 <Kelevra> my stepmum got me champers but I don't drink it =\
07:00 <Kelevra> and my dads buying me pj's so that's cool, cause I thought he only got me the 6 pack he left in the fridge
07:00 <Kelevra> my stepmum got me champers but I don't drink it =\
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10:00 <Frank> nice one
10:00 <Frank> nice one
11:00 <Frank> i got a $100 gift card for my bday
11:00 <Frank> i got a $100 gift card for my bday
13:00 <Kelevra> for what shop?
13:00 <Kelevra> for what shop?
15:00 <mib_sbp09m> sometimes it gets lonely being so rich af no one to talk to because everyone is broke af
15:00 <Frank> it was a everyday gift card from woolworths she brought it so i can put fuel in my car 
15:00 <mib_sbp09m> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
15:00 <mib_sbp09m> sometimes it gets lonely being so rich af no one to talk to because everyone is broke af
15:00 <Frank> it was a everyday gift card from woolworths she brought it so i can put fuel in my car 
15:00 <mib_sbp09m> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
16:00 <Frank> ive already spent it like $70 on fuel and 30 on drinks
16:00 <Frank> ive already spent it like $70 on fuel and 30 on drinks
17:00 <Kelevra> hahaha good work
17:00 <mib_sbp09m> kelevra got a vag the size of antarctica
17:00 <Kelevra> gift cards are bloody handy indeed
17:00 <mib_sbp09m> she cant wear a g banger because her vag is the size of 19 international airports
17:00 <Kelevra> If my vagina is so huge why has no one entered and complaned?
17:00 <Kelevra> complained even
17:00 <mib_sbp09m> ur a hoe
17:00 <Kelevra> hahaha good work
17:00 <mib_sbp09m> kelevra got a vag the size of antarctica
17:00 <Kelevra> gift cards are bloody handy indeed
17:00 <mib_sbp09m> she cant wear a g banger because her vag is the size of 19 international airports
17:00 <Kelevra> If my vagina is so huge why has no one entered and complaned?
17:00 <Kelevra> complained even
17:00 <mib_sbp09m> ur a hoe
18:00 <mib_sbp09m> uve had 59 dics in ur mouth and in ur vag
18:00 <Frank> yeah well i got $100 cash for xmas and within 30mins that was gone on drugs
18:00 <Frank> so yes
18:00 <Frank> granted gift cards do work well in that situation
18:00 <Kelevra> no only 50 dicks thankyou
18:00 <mib_sbp09m> uve had 59 dics in ur mouth and in ur vag
18:00 <Frank> yeah well i got $100 cash for xmas and within 30mins that was gone on drugs
18:00 <Frank> so yes
18:00 <Frank> granted gift cards do work well in that situation
18:00 <Kelevra> no only 50 dicks thankyou
19:00 <Kelevra> hahaha yeah giftcards can't buy drugs
19:00 <Kelevra> hahaha yeah giftcards can't buy drugs
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20:00 <Frank> im sure he woulda taken the gift card if i asked but needed fuel for the week and a bit anyway lol
20:00 <Frank> im sure he woulda taken the gift card if i asked but needed fuel for the week and a bit anyway lol
21:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
21:00 <Frank> LOL!
21:00 <Frank> u were here?
21:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
21:00 <Frank> LOL!
21:00 <Frank> u were here?
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah her script is annoying
22:00 <Kelevra> it's like she thinks people care if she's here or not. why not be normal and if someone addresses you just address them back when you're not afk
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah her script is annoying
22:00 <Kelevra> it's like she thinks people care if she's here or not. why not be normal and if someone addresses you just address them back when you're not afk
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23:00 <Kelevra> I think mib_sbp09m wants me 
23:00 <mib_sbp09m> i dont date hoes
23:00 <Frank> he can get in line
23:00 <Kelevra> I think mib_sbp09m wants me 
23:00 <mib_sbp09m> i dont date hoes
23:00 <Frank> he can get in line
24:00 <mib_sbp09m> i only like girls whove had 0 or 1 dic in them
24:00 <mib_sbp09m> i only like girls whove had 0 or 1 dic in them
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a hoe, I think you love me
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a hoe, I think you love me
26:00 <Kelevra> you're just shy
26:00 <Kelevra> it's okay, take your time
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> why have more than 1 dic in u?
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> ur a slut
26:00 <Kelevra> dem be words of love
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> u got coque sucking lips too
26:00 <Kelevra> dw I'm patient
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> only thing ill do to u is tit fuk 
26:00 <Kelevra> you're just shy
26:00 <Kelevra> it's okay, take your time
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> why have more than 1 dic in u?
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> ur a slut
26:00 <Kelevra> dem be words of love
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> u got coque sucking lips too
26:00 <Kelevra> dw I'm patient
26:00 <mib_sbp09m> only thing ill do to u is tit fuk 
27:00 <Kelevra> I'll bide my time when it comes to you babe
27:00 <mib_sbp09m> u prob got aids
27:00 <Kelevra> wll you're curious enough to find out so that's flattering
27:00 <Kelevra> well*
27:00 <mib_sbp09m> get them out for the boyz
27:00 <mib_sbp09m> cam up
27:00 <Kelevra> I'll bide my time when it comes to you babe
27:00 <mib_sbp09m> u prob got aids
27:00 <Kelevra> wll you're curious enough to find out so that's flattering
27:00 <Kelevra> well*
27:00 <mib_sbp09m> get them out for the boyz
27:00 <mib_sbp09m> cam up
28:00 <Kelevra> nah my nudes have been all over irc
28:00 <mib_sbp09m> need 2 c if ur tit fukable
28:00 <Kelevra> no one saved them cause they're nothing special
28:00 <Kelevra> I probably couldn't be tit fucked
28:00 <mib_sbp09m> then no deal
28:00 <Kelevra> nah my nudes have been all over irc
28:00 <mib_sbp09m> need 2 c if ur tit fukable
28:00 <Kelevra> no one saved them cause they're nothing special
28:00 <Kelevra> I probably couldn't be tit fucked
28:00 <mib_sbp09m> then no deal
29:00 <Kelevra> well as I stated I'm patient and oneday you'll agree that you can disagree to my terms and conditions
29:00 <mib_sbp09m> get them out for the boyz cmon
29:00 <Kelevra> you will want me babe.
29:00 <Kelevra> well as I stated I'm patient and oneday you'll agree that you can disagree to my terms and conditions
29:00 <mib_sbp09m> get them out for the boyz cmon
29:00 <Kelevra> you will want me babe.
30:00 <Kelevra> aww they're amputating a bunnies leg on bondi vet
30:00 <Kelevra> poor thumper
30:00 <Kelevra> aww they're amputating a bunnies leg on bondi vet
30:00 <Kelevra> poor thumper
31:00 <mib_sbp09m> ill amputate ur vag and get replacement
31:00 <mib_sbp09m> its too big
31:00 <Kelevra> it's not big buddy, I'm glad you think of it so much though
31:00 <mib_sbp09m> ill amputate ur vag and get replacement
31:00 <mib_sbp09m> its too big
31:00 <Kelevra> it's not big buddy, I'm glad you think of it so much though
32:00 <Kelevra> it shows you love me
32:00 <mib_sbp09m> no, u know its true
32:00 <mib_sbp09m> ur a huge hoe
32:00 <Kelevra> it shows you love me
32:00 <mib_sbp09m> no, u know its true
32:00 <mib_sbp09m> ur a huge hoe
33:00 <Kelevra> If I was a hoe I wouldn't know any of the guys names I've fucked
33:00 <Frank> http://tinypic.com/r/1417i36/9
33:00 <Kelevra> and i know them all
33:00 <Frank> he still thinks its xmas
33:00 <Kelevra> every 50 of them
33:00 <Kelevra> that have entered my awesome vagina
33:00 <Kelevra> If I was a hoe I wouldn't know any of the guys names I've fucked
33:00 <Frank> http://tinypic.com/r/1417i36/9
33:00 <Kelevra> and i know them all
33:00 <Frank> he still thinks its xmas
33:00 <Kelevra> every 50 of them
33:00 <Kelevra> that have entered my awesome vagina
34:00 <mib_sbp09m> hoe
34:00 <Kelevra> I want your dog
34:00 <mib_sbp09m> hoe
34:00 <Kelevra> I want your dog
35:00 <Kelevra> it has sad eyes
35:00 <Kelevra> I'd give it everything
35:00 <Frank> hehe
35:00 <Kelevra> aww fuck the bunny died
35:00 <Kelevra> it has sad eyes
35:00 <Kelevra> I'd give it everything
35:00 <Frank> hehe
35:00 <Kelevra> aww fuck the bunny died
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36:00 <Frank> its the bosses dog
36:00 <Kelevra> dr chris brown cried
36:00 <Frank> he in the office everyday
36:00 <Kelevra> well tell your boss there's a nice lady who wants his dog kthnx
36:00 <Frank> kkk
36:00 <Kelevra> what's the dogs name?
36:00 <Frank> teddy
36:00 <Frank> ted
36:00 <Kelevra> aww cute
36:00 <Frank> its the bosses dog
36:00 <Kelevra> dr chris brown cried
36:00 <Frank> he in the office everyday
36:00 <Kelevra> well tell your boss there's a nice lady who wants his dog kthnx
36:00 <Frank> kkk
36:00 <Kelevra> what's the dogs name?
36:00 <Frank> teddy
36:00 <Frank> ted
36:00 <Kelevra> aww cute
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37:00 <Frank> hes alright
37:00 <Frank> we have our moments
37:00 <Kelevra> is he a crotch sniffer? I hate dogs who crotch sniff
37:00 <Frank> hes alright
37:00 <Frank> we have our moments
37:00 <Kelevra> is he a crotch sniffer? I hate dogs who crotch sniff
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38:00 <Frank> hahaa 
38:00 <Frank> nah
38:00 <Frank> hahaa 
38:00 <Frank> nah
39:00 <Frank> he comes and nudges my arm
39:00 <Frank> if i dont pay him attention
39:00 <Frank> otherwise hes a sleep in bosses office most of the times 
39:00 <Frank> unless food is around
39:00 <Frank> he comes and nudges my arm
39:00 <Frank> if i dont pay him attention
39:00 <Frank> otherwise hes a sleep in bosses office most of the times 
39:00 <Frank> unless food is around
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40:00 <Frank> hes got his own leather couch
40:00 <Frank> hes got his own leather couch
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43:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf, spoilt prick
43:00 <Frank> Yup
43:00 <Kelevra> oh wtf, spoilt prick
43:00 <Frank> Yup
44:00 <Frank> theres photos of him in the lunch room framed
44:00 <Frank> wearing a tie
44:00 <Frank> wearing a baseball cap
44:00 <Frank> theres photos of him in the lunch room framed
44:00 <Frank> wearing a tie
44:00 <Frank> wearing a baseball cap
45:00 <Frank> and its got his letters on the wall
45:00 <Frank> T E D
45:00 <Frank> above his leather lounge
45:00 <Frank> its a 3 seater with a chaisse
45:00 <Frank> and its got his letters on the wall
45:00 <Frank> T E D
45:00 <Frank> above his leather lounge
45:00 <Frank> its a 3 seater with a chaisse
47:00 <Kelevra> far out
47:00 <Kelevra> hes like your companies logo
47:00 <Kelevra> little posh fucker
47:00 <Kelevra> I cbf having company over tonight what's a good excuse to uninvite someone?
47:00 <Kelevra> far out
47:00 <Kelevra> hes like your companies logo
47:00 <Kelevra> little posh fucker
47:00 <Kelevra> I cbf having company over tonight what's a good excuse to uninvite someone?
48:00 <Kelevra> I could say the kids are sick, I'm tired, cbf doing much but relaxing or many other things
48:00 <Kelevra> I figure if I save my energy for next week when my dads over I can have more fun
48:00 <Frank> tell them not to come over tonight
48:00 <Kelevra> I could say the kids are sick, I'm tired, cbf doing much but relaxing or many other things
48:00 <Kelevra> I figure if I save my energy for next week when my dads over I can have more fun
48:00 <Frank> tell them not to come over tonight
49:00 <Frank> leave it at that
49:00 <Kelevra> I love my kids but doing it day and day out with them on my coat tails, i'm so keen for next week to do whatever I want
49:00 <Kelevra> true, I'll just be like 'hey osme other time, I'm fuggered'
49:00 <Kelevra> some*
49:00 <Frank> i would love to be in that situation
49:00 <Frank> im the exact opposite
49:00 <Kelevra> cause I did have a fucked up nights sleep last night
49:00 <Frank> have all the time in the world to do what i want
49:00 <Frank> leave it at that
49:00 <Kelevra> I love my kids but doing it day and day out with them on my coat tails, i'm so keen for next week to do whatever I want
49:00 <Kelevra> true, I'll just be like 'hey osme other time, I'm fuggered'
49:00 <Kelevra> some*
49:00 <Frank> i would love to be in that situation
49:00 <Frank> im the exact opposite
49:00 <Kelevra> cause I did have a fucked up nights sleep last night
49:00 <Frank> have all the time in the world to do what i want
50:00 <Kelevra> I miss being able to do what I want
50:00 <Frank> its fucked i miss having commitments
50:00 <Kelevra> I can't shower whenever I want or even sometimes I have to hold on to go to the toilet
50:00 <Kelevra> it sucks
50:00 <Kelevra> I miss being able to do what I want
50:00 <Frank> its fucked i miss having commitments
50:00 <Kelevra> I can't shower whenever I want or even sometimes I have to hold on to go to the toilet
50:00 <Kelevra> it sucks
51:00 <Frank> :P
51:00 <Kelevra> everything has to be done for the kids then the dreggs of life is what I get that's why i'm so pumped for next week
51:00 <Frank> i always have the lowest expectations on everything
51:00 <Frank> :P
51:00 <Kelevra> everything has to be done for the kids then the dreggs of life is what I get that's why i'm so pumped for next week
51:00 <Frank> i always have the lowest expectations on everything
52:00 <Frank> then u always a winner
52:00 <Frank> then u always a winner
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah me too but with my ex i think I really went punching below the belt
53:00 <Kelevra> like seriously wtf was I thinking dating a short fat guy
53:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't even wear heels
53:00 <Frank> he wasnt balding or grey?
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah grey
53:00 <Frank> nice
53:00 <Kelevra> he turns 40 in march
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah me too but with my ex i think I really went punching below the belt
53:00 <Kelevra> like seriously wtf was I thinking dating a short fat guy
53:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't even wear heels
53:00 <Frank> he wasnt balding or grey?
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah grey
53:00 <Frank> nice
53:00 <Kelevra> he turns 40 in march
54:00 <Frank> he thought he got a good catch in u
54:00 <Frank> have to have standards
54:00 <Frank> he thought he got a good catch in u
54:00 <Frank> have to have standards
55:00 <Frank> like
55:00 <Frank> i learnt not to let crack hoes in my life
55:00 <Frank> thats pretty cool i rekon
55:00 <Frank> like
55:00 <Frank> i learnt not to let crack hoes in my life
55:00 <Frank> thats pretty cool i rekon
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he did have an instant family and everything paid for
56:00 <Frank> pay ur own way cunt
56:00 <Kelevra> I don't blame him for liking the situation but when it comes ot paying hands on a female whose more then half your weight the relationship is dead to me
56:00 <Frank> lol
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he did have an instant family and everything paid for
56:00 <Frank> pay ur own way cunt
56:00 <Kelevra> I don't blame him for liking the situation but when it comes ot paying hands on a female whose more then half your weight the relationship is dead to me
56:00 <Frank> lol
57:00 <Frank> relationships are give and take
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah well that's what my dad said, he called today and asked me if I was upset and i said no
57:00 <Frank> i hate cunts that take 
57:00 <Frank> and take
57:00 <Frank> and then u soon realise
57:00 <Frank> wtf ?>!
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah alot of people will just take take take
57:00 <Frank> then they'll fuck off when they cant take no more
57:00 <Kelevra> or they'll giveyou something when they want something from you
57:00 <Frank> yup
57:00 <Frank> relationships are give and take
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah well that's what my dad said, he called today and asked me if I was upset and i said no
57:00 <Frank> i hate cunts that take 
57:00 <Frank> and take
57:00 <Frank> and then u soon realise
57:00 <Frank> wtf ?>!
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah alot of people will just take take take
57:00 <Frank> then they'll fuck off when they cant take no more
57:00 <Kelevra> or they'll giveyou something when they want something from you
57:00 <Frank> yup
58:00 <Kelevra> me personally I pride myself on paying my own way
58:00 <Kelevra> actually I do take pride that I don't get child support and have done everything myself
58:00 <Frank> says alot
58:00 <Kelevra> the kids always have a feed and the bills are always paid so that's the way life should be
58:00 <Kelevra> I never aimed in life to be rich
58:00 <Frank> girls i used to associate with had all there kids in DSP
58:00 <Kelevra> me personally I pride myself on paying my own way
58:00 <Kelevra> actually I do take pride that I don't get child support and have done everything myself
58:00 <Frank> says alot
58:00 <Kelevra> the kids always have a feed and the bills are always paid so that's the way life should be
58:00 <Kelevra> I never aimed in life to be rich
58:00 <Frank> girls i used to associate with had all there kids in DSP
59:00 <Kelevra> just comfortable
59:00 <Frank> thats how low i used to go
59:00 <Kelevra> feck that's shocking
59:00 <Frank> but fuck around in those circles u soon realise
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
59:00 <Frank> always talking about getting there kids back
59:00 <Frank> but not doing anything about it
59:00 <Kelevra> just comfortable
59:00 <Frank> thats how low i used to go
59:00 <Kelevra> feck that's shocking
59:00 <Frank> but fuck around in those circles u soon realise
59:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
59:00 <Frank> always talking about getting there kids back
59:00 <Frank> but not doing anything about it
00:00 <Frank> had this girl i was visiting in jail
00:00 <Frank> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> yeah I have some mates like that
00:00 <Frank> fucked mate
00:00 <Frank> had this girl i was visiting in jail
00:00 <Frank> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> yeah I have some mates like that
00:00 <Frank> fucked mate
01:00 <Kelevra> I've always had my kids
01:00 <Frank> every1 was like why u even seeing her
01:00 <Frank> haha
01:00 <Frank> day she got out of jail she smashed my mums house up
01:00 <Frank> little cunt.
01:00 <Kelevra> infact I paid over a grand to get me and my eldest back to melbourne in a day cause I cracked the shits with her grandmother in qld
01:00 <Kelevra> I've always had my kids
01:00 <Frank> every1 was like why u even seeing her
01:00 <Frank> haha
01:00 <Frank> day she got out of jail she smashed my mums house up
01:00 <Frank> little cunt.
01:00 <Kelevra> infact I paid over a grand to get me and my eldest back to melbourne in a day cause I cracked the shits with her grandmother in qld
02:00 <Kelevra> fuck that, smashing parents houses is not on
02:00 <Frank> yeah caused alot of dramas for me
02:00 <Xaphone> women do that
02:00 <Frank> why i dont let anyone in my life no more
02:00 <Frank> :/
02:00 <Kelevra> anyone fucked with my mums house and i'd go ghetto on them
02:00 <Frank> its either she a gold digger or she a crazy cunt
02:00 <Kelevra> fuck that, smashing parents houses is not on
02:00 <Frank> yeah caused alot of dramas for me
02:00 <Xaphone> women do that
02:00 <Frank> why i dont let anyone in my life no more
02:00 <Frank> :/
02:00 <Kelevra> anyone fucked with my mums house and i'd go ghetto on them
02:00 <Frank> its either she a gold digger or she a crazy cunt
03:00 <Xaphone> drama, lies, bullshit and ignorant.
03:00 <Frank> i just want someone on my level.
03:00 <Kelevra> you need to stop finding crazy bitches
03:00 <Frank> an insane cunt
03:00 <couleurs> Hi All
03:00 <Kelevra> I should take my own advice also haha
03:00 <Kelevra> hi soccer boy
03:00 <Xaphone> drama, lies, bullshit and ignorant.
03:00 <Frank> i just want someone on my level.
03:00 <Kelevra> you need to stop finding crazy bitches
03:00 <Frank> an insane cunt
03:00 <couleurs> Hi All
03:00 <Kelevra> I should take my own advice also haha
03:00 <Kelevra> hi soccer boy
04:00 <Frank> yeah maybe if a visit a mental asylum i find what i looking for
04:00 <Frank> im on the right path and journey 
04:00 <Frank> we'll see!
04:00 <Kelevra> oh wow danny masters got fired from the ranch and netflix
04:00 <Kelevra> sexual assult
04:00 <Frank> ok i better work. finish this report. 
04:00 <Frank> yeah maybe if a visit a mental asylum i find what i looking for
04:00 <Frank> im on the right path and journey 
04:00 <Frank> we'll see!
04:00 <Kelevra> oh wow danny masters got fired from the ranch and netflix
04:00 <Kelevra> sexual assult
04:00 <Frank> ok i better work. finish this report. 
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05:00 <Kelevra> you don't need a mental bitch, you need to quit the drugs and find someone good
05:00 <couleurs> RiP DaNNy
05:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's fairly wtf
05:00 <Kelevra> you don't need a mental bitch, you need to quit the drugs and find someone good
05:00 <couleurs> RiP DaNNy
05:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's fairly wtf
06:00 <couleurs> who's next!!!!
06:00 <couleurs> who's next!!!!
08:00 <Kelevra> I dunno I just heard it on ET
08:00 <Kelevra> I dunno I just heard it on ET
13:00 <couleurs> yea, good movie
13:00 <couleurs> yea, good movie
15:00 <couleurs> ET phone home!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <couleurs> ET phone home!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
23:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
25:00 <Kelevra> I meant entertainment tonight
25:00 <Kelevra> I meant entertainment tonight
26:00 <couleurs> damn u got me.......
26:00 <couleurs> damn u got me.......
27:00 <Kelevra> what coloured underwear are you wearing?
27:00 <Kelevra> what coloured underwear are you wearing?
29:00 <couleurs> guess!!!!!!!!
29:00 <couleurs> guess!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Kelevra> blue or checkered underwear
30:00 <Kelevra> blue or checkered underwear
31:00 <couleurs> blued
31:00 <Kelevra> sweet, we're matching
31:00 <Kelevra> mine has a yellow bow though
31:00 <Kelevra> cause i'm precious
31:00 <couleurs> blued
31:00 <Kelevra> sweet, we're matching
31:00 <Kelevra> mine has a yellow bow though
31:00 <Kelevra> cause i'm precious
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32:00 <couleurs> ch33ky
32:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> LOLOLOLOLOLO
32:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Jules where is kezzie at?
32:00 <couleurs> ch33ky
32:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> LOLOLOLOLOLO
32:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Jules where is kezzie at?
33:00 <Kelevra> you could draw a bow on your underwear if you want ot feel precious
33:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Kelevra welcome
33:00 <Kelevra> to*
33:00 <Kelevra> ApagandoLasLuces not interested in your crap
33:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> How was your christmas Kelevra?
33:00 <Kelevra> it was ace, had a roast
33:00 <Kelevra> you could draw a bow on your underwear if you want ot feel precious
33:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Kelevra welcome
33:00 <Kelevra> to*
33:00 <Kelevra> ApagandoLasLuces not interested in your crap
33:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> How was your christmas Kelevra?
33:00 <Kelevra> it was ace, had a roast
34:00 <Kelevra> yours?
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> really?
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Yeah pretty boring
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> But decent
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ate a bit, gave some gifts
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> got some
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah roast beef, marinaded in red wine and garlic
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I didnt have to work so I was happy
34:00 <Kelevra> I got smelly candles, pretty lame
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yum
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> at your house?
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> smelly candles are soothing
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> did you have the fam over?
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I went to my parents house
34:00 <Kelevra> yours?
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> really?
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Yeah pretty boring
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> But decent
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ate a bit, gave some gifts
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> got some
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah roast beef, marinaded in red wine and garlic
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I didnt have to work so I was happy
34:00 <Kelevra> I got smelly candles, pretty lame
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yum
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> at your house?
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> smelly candles are soothing
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> did you have the fam over?
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I went to my parents house
35:00 <Kelevra> japanese honeysuckle and vanilla, raspberry and something
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ah yeah
35:00 <Kelevra> they both smell like skittles and starburst lollies
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I usually have one of those candles in my room
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I only burn it when i want to relax
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahhh
35:00 <Kelevra> I have those oils and the sticks in my bedroom
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh yeah
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> probably better
35:00 <Kelevra> japanese honeysuckle and vanilla, raspberry and something
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ah yeah
35:00 <Kelevra> they both smell like skittles and starburst lollies
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I usually have one of those candles in my room
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I only burn it when i want to relax
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahhh
35:00 <Kelevra> I have those oils and the sticks in my bedroom
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh yeah
35:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> probably better
36:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I did manage to get some boxing day shopping done with the vouchers I got for xmas
36:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> was nasty though
36:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I did manage to get some boxing day shopping done with the vouchers I got for xmas
36:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> was nasty though
37:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I parked at my friends house, shes at her parents but she lives a hop step and jump away from the train station, so I just jumped on the train for 5 mins to get dropped at the mall
37:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> No parking headaches that way
37:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I parked at my friends house, shes at her parents but she lives a hop step and jump away from the train station, so I just jumped on the train for 5 mins to get dropped at the mall
37:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> No parking headaches that way
39:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's better then finding parking
39:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's better then finding parking
40:00 <couleurs> i avoided parking headaches by not going at all
40:00 <couleurs> i avoided parking headaches by not going at all
41:00 <Kelevra> I avoid parking headaches by never getting my license
41:00 <Kelevra> :)
41:00 <Kelevra> I avoid parking headaches by never getting my license
41:00 <Kelevra> :)
42:00 <Kelevra> winner
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol yeah
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> i fucking hate trying to find parking
42:00 <Kelevra> nah seriously I'd smash a car if a spider was in it
42:00 <Kelevra> and i have the worst nerves
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Id rather park further away and walk a k or two than wait around
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol really?
42:00 <Kelevra> and no co-ordination
42:00 <Kelevra> theres so many reason you should thank me for being a pedestrian
42:00 <Kelevra> winner
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol yeah
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> i fucking hate trying to find parking
42:00 <Kelevra> nah seriously I'd smash a car if a spider was in it
42:00 <Kelevra> and i have the worst nerves
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Id rather park further away and walk a k or two than wait around
42:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol really?
42:00 <Kelevra> and no co-ordination
42:00 <Kelevra> theres so many reason you should thank me for being a pedestrian
43:00 <Kelevra> reasons*
43:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I had one not so long back (spider) next to me on the window, i just pulled over very quickly and whacked the cunt with my thong
43:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
43:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> safer on the roads this way you say?
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah way safer then me ever driving
43:00 <Kelevra> john wanted me to drive his car in the middle of nowhere, like nothing was around and I still managed to almost crash it
43:00 <Kelevra> reasons*
43:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I had one not so long back (spider) next to me on the window, i just pulled over very quickly and whacked the cunt with my thong
43:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
43:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> safer on the roads this way you say?
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah way safer then me ever driving
43:00 <Kelevra> john wanted me to drive his car in the middle of nowhere, like nothing was around and I still managed to almost crash it
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44:00 <Kelevra> driving just isn't for me
44:00 <Kelevra> I'm more of a motorbike girl
44:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol wtf
44:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> how
44:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah
44:00 <Kelevra> driving just isn't for me
44:00 <Kelevra> I'm more of a motorbike girl
44:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol wtf
44:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> how
44:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> best stay out of the drivers seat then'
45:00 <Kelevra> dunno I'm more in control of a bike then a car
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> you want a bike?
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I can see how that can happen
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> car is a lot bigger
45:00 <Kelevra> nah i'll get one when the girls grow up, atm it's pointless cause I can't enjoy myself
45:00 <Kelevra> had two bikes when I lived in adelaide
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> best stay out of the drivers seat then'
45:00 <Kelevra> dunno I'm more in control of a bike then a car
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> you want a bike?
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I can see how that can happen
45:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> car is a lot bigger
45:00 <Kelevra> nah i'll get one when the girls grow up, atm it's pointless cause I can't enjoy myself
45:00 <Kelevra> had two bikes when I lived in adelaide
46:00 <Kelevra> the benefit of having a bestfriend who is an ice head is she'll do my shopping if i chuck her some cash
46:00 <Kelevra> other then that she's a total cockhead
46:00 <mib_sbp09m> hoe
46:00 <Kelevra> the benefit of having a bestfriend who is an ice head is she'll do my shopping if i chuck her some cash
46:00 <Kelevra> other then that she's a total cockhead
46:00 <mib_sbp09m> hoe
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47:00 <Kelevra> it works out for both of us though
47:00 <Kelevra> mib_sbp09m no one uses that word anymore
47:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> it works out for both of us though
47:00 <Kelevra> mib_sbp09m no one uses that word anymore
47:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> I got her do to an annoying shop last monday
48:00 <Kelevra> sent her almost everywhere
48:00 <Kelevra> but yeah she did it
48:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol who is this?
48:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> a friend of yours?
48:00 <Kelevra> cause i told her she can take my change jar lol
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah a mate
48:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh god lol
48:00 <Kelevra> I got her do to an annoying shop last monday
48:00 <Kelevra> sent her almost everywhere
48:00 <Kelevra> but yeah she did it
48:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol who is this?
48:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> a friend of yours?
48:00 <Kelevra> cause i told her she can take my change jar lol
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah a mate
48:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh god lol
48:28 <Kelevra> hey Jules1
49:00 <Kelevra> hey Jules1
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> pocket money
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah there was like $47.85 in total
49:00 <Kelevra> lmao
49:00 <Kelevra> and I got her to take my card and do my shopping
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh still decent amount in coins
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahh
49:00 <Kelevra> had to send her to coles, the bottleo and the chemist
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> she got it all right?
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah I rarely use cash, only for the lawn mower guy
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> pocket money
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah there was like $47.85 in total
49:00 <Kelevra> lmao
49:00 <Kelevra> and I got her to take my card and do my shopping
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh still decent amount in coins
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahh
49:00 <Kelevra> had to send her to coles, the bottleo and the chemist
49:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> she got it all right?
49:00 <Kelevra> yeah I rarely use cash, only for the lawn mower guy
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah she came back complaining and I was just happy I got what i needed
50:00 <Kelevra> had to get nurofen zavance cause my back was totally fucked up from emptying the pool
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah she came back complaining and I was just happy I got what i needed
50:00 <Kelevra> had to get nurofen zavance cause my back was totally fucked up from emptying the pool
51:00 <Kelevra> apparently the chemist said nurofen zavance and voltarin counter act
51:00 <Kelevra> apparently the chemist said nurofen zavance and voltarin counter act
52:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahhhh
52:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahhhh
53:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> i imagine they would
53:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> too mich anti inflam
53:00 <Kelevra> that's weird though
53:00 <Kelevra> like i was in so much pain i felt like i was going to puke
53:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> i imagine they would
53:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> too mich anti inflam
53:00 <Kelevra> that's weird though
53:00 <Kelevra> like i was in so much pain i felt like i was going to puke
54:00 <Kelevra> thankfully it's not as bad now
54:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> what did you do?
54:00 <Kelevra> I need to gain weight and muscle but I can't stand to do what I did last time
54:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> disc?
54:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> why not?
54:00 <Kelevra> thankfully it's not as bad now
54:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> what did you do?
54:00 <Kelevra> I need to gain weight and muscle but I can't stand to do what I did last time
54:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> disc?
54:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> why not?
55:00 <Kelevra> I think my back has been fucked from pregnancy cause i'm slender, last time ot gain weight I drank heaps of up and go and sustagen
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a huge milk fan
55:00 <Kelevra> I think my back has been fucked from pregnancy cause i'm slender, last time ot gain weight I drank heaps of up and go and sustagen
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a huge milk fan
56:00 <couleurs> me either, he's been rude lately
56:00 <Kelevra> haha
56:00 <Kelevra> I meant cows milk lol
56:00 <couleurs> me either, he's been rude lately
56:00 <Kelevra> haha
56:00 <Kelevra> I meant cows milk lol
59:00 <couleurs> too much is bad 4 u
59:00 <Kelevra> it just makes me feel sick if I drink it too much
59:00 <couleurs> too much is bad 4 u
59:00 <Kelevra> it just makes me feel sick if I drink it too much
00:00 <couleurs> i just have it with coffee
00:00 <Kelevra> I quit drinking coffee
00:00 <Kelevra> it made me feel shakey
00:00 <couleurs> i just have it with coffee
00:00 <Kelevra> I quit drinking coffee
00:00 <Kelevra> it made me feel shakey
01:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
01:00 <Kelevra> if i have a warm drink I have tea
01:00 <Kelevra> ynnoB got me onto tea
01:00 <Kelevra> which is strange cause she's the only greek i know who drinks tea
01:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
01:00 <Kelevra> if i have a warm drink I have tea
01:00 <Kelevra> ynnoB got me onto tea
01:00 <Kelevra> which is strange cause she's the only greek i know who drinks tea
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04:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> how much do you weigh?
04:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> You're tall ish?
04:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> how much do you weigh?
04:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> You're tall ish?
05:00 <Kelevra> 56kgs 5'7-5'8
05:00 <Kelevra> 56kgs 5'7-5'8
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a big person, just average, I have problems gaining weight
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a big person, just average, I have problems gaining weight
09:00 <Kelevra> it annoys me when fat people complain about their weight but I guess I annoy them going about mine so it's a switchblade catch 22
09:00 <Kelevra> it annoys me when fat people complain about their weight but I guess I annoy them going about mine so it's a switchblade catch 22
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> haha yeah got it
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> its generally harder for someone to put on weight than lose it in this instance
10:00 <Kelevra> it is lol
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> fat person can shed many kilos in a short amount of time, but a thin person would struggle badly to put on even 1
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> 1 kilo is a lot of weight
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> haha yeah got it
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> its generally harder for someone to put on weight than lose it in this instance
10:00 <Kelevra> it is lol
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> fat person can shed many kilos in a short amount of time, but a thin person would struggle badly to put on even 1
10:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> 1 kilo is a lot of weight
11:00 <Kelevra> yeah when i got sick in 09 I tried to do what that supersize me guy did
11:00 <Kelevra> and I didn't gain one fucking kilo
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh yeah
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> it doesnt work for everyone no
11:00 <Kelevra> yeah when i got sick in 09 I tried to do what that supersize me guy did
11:00 <Kelevra> and I didn't gain one fucking kilo
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh yeah
11:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> it doesnt work for everyone no
12:00 <Kelevra> then I realized too much fat intake made me sick cause of my pancreas
12:00 <Kelevra> it doesn't break up fat like a normal persons so i get in alot of pain
12:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh i see
12:00 <Kelevra> so yeah that's a sweet fuck you from the world creator
12:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> the kfc diet is out the window then
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol
12:00 <Kelevra> then I realized too much fat intake made me sick cause of my pancreas
12:00 <Kelevra> it doesn't break up fat like a normal persons so i get in alot of pain
12:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh i see
12:00 <Kelevra> so yeah that's a sweet fuck you from the world creator
12:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> the kfc diet is out the window then
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol
13:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im lucky in that way i guess, even if i eat like shit I never really go past 85 but if I workout and eat well I lose it pretty easy
13:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> compared to other people
13:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> although you dont know, people who say they cant lose weight might not be trying hard to work out or sneak in maccas everydaya
13:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im lucky in that way i guess, even if i eat like shit I never really go past 85 but if I workout and eat well I lose it pretty easy
13:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> compared to other people
13:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> although you dont know, people who say they cant lose weight might not be trying hard to work out or sneak in maccas everydaya
14:00 <Kelevra> how tall are you? shit I'd love to be 85 kilos
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im like a shade over 6 foot
14:00 <Kelevra> wow 85 kilos is small for your height, you're a skinny man
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> so like 183 - 185 somewhere around there
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> well kind of
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> bmi says im high
14:00 <Kelevra> how tall are you? shit I'd love to be 85 kilos
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im like a shade over 6 foot
14:00 <Kelevra> wow 85 kilos is small for your height, you're a skinny man
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> so like 183 - 185 somewhere around there
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> well kind of
14:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> bmi says im high
15:00 <Kelevra> skinny means big penis usually cause your fatness hasn't sucked the fuck out of your penis
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> i wear the fat around the mid section my limbs are not hard but like in shape
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> hahaha
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I can see mine
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> unlike a lot of people
15:00 <Kelevra> skinny means big penis usually cause your fatness hasn't sucked the fuck out of your penis
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> i wear the fat around the mid section my limbs are not hard but like in shape
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> hahaha
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I can see mine
15:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> unlike a lot of people
16:00 <Kelevra> I have a tiny pot belly like those african starving people ads
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> haha
16:00 <Kelevra> it's annoying but i cope with it
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> why does that happen?
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I never knew
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> is it like bloating of some sort?
16:00 <Kelevra> my stomach muscles aren't great cause i've had two c-sections
16:00 <Kelevra> I have a tiny pot belly like those african starving people ads
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> haha
16:00 <Kelevra> it's annoying but i cope with it
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> why does that happen?
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I never knew
16:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> is it like bloating of some sort?
16:00 <Kelevra> my stomach muscles aren't great cause i've had two c-sections
17:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh okay
17:00 <Kelevra> oh and I don't excersize out of fear i'll lose more weight
17:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah you probably would
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah fuck that
17:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh okay
17:00 <Kelevra> oh and I don't excersize out of fear i'll lose more weight
17:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah you probably would
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah fuck that
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18:00 <Kelevra> you seem chirper today? did you get laid or kill someone?
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> maybe if you did weights only but then again weights speeds your metabolism up
18:00 <Kelevra> usually you're bitter as fuck
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> laid
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> etc
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> got money
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah good place
18:00 <Kelevra> hahaha nice one ^5
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im usually a cunt when im hung over lol
18:00 <Kelevra> this side of you is pleasant
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> but im not really drinking much anymore
18:00 <Kelevra> you seem chirper today? did you get laid or kill someone?
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> maybe if you did weights only but then again weights speeds your metabolism up
18:00 <Kelevra> usually you're bitter as fuck
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> laid
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> etc
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> got money
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah good place
18:00 <Kelevra> hahaha nice one ^5
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im usually a cunt when im hung over lol
18:00 <Kelevra> this side of you is pleasant
18:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> but im not really drinking much anymore
19:00 <Kelevra> if I could in a perfect world to speed up my metabolism I'd smoke some weed and go on the munchies
19:00 <Kelevra> but i'm gay @ life
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> unlucky
19:00 <Kelevra> not even drinking on nye?
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> your family thin?
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Not sure
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> it depends
19:00 <Kelevra> nah my parents were big
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> on someone else
19:00 <Kelevra> if I could in a perfect world to speed up my metabolism I'd smoke some weed and go on the munchies
19:00 <Kelevra> but i'm gay @ life
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> unlucky
19:00 <Kelevra> not even drinking on nye?
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> your family thin?
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Not sure
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> it depends
19:00 <Kelevra> nah my parents were big
19:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> on someone else
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> My friend I want to spend NYE with is away atm im not sure she will be back by nye
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> So if she isnt here ill just get an early one
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> then gym or something in the morning
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> while everyone has a sore head
20:00 <Kelevra> oh got you go to the gym
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> My friend I want to spend NYE with is away atm im not sure she will be back by nye
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> So if she isnt here ill just get an early one
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> then gym or something in the morning
20:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> while everyone has a sore head
20:00 <Kelevra> oh got you go to the gym
21:00 <Kelevra> god*
21:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> not as much as i should lol
21:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im trying though
21:00 <Kelevra> god*
21:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> not as much as i should lol
21:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> im trying though
22:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I have a bad back too, its fine most of the time but when i hurt it, its bad.. So I try work out the muscles around it to support the injury
22:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> like legs, abs back muscles etc
22:00 <Kelevra> I have to let my laptop charge cause it's fucked, I'll bbl, try to keep this merry attitude you have
22:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol will do
22:00 <Kelevra> do voltarin or nurofen zavance for the back
22:00 <Kelevra> bbl nice ApagandoLasLuces side
22:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> I have a bad back too, its fine most of the time but when i hurt it, its bad.. So I try work out the muscles around it to support the injury
22:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> like legs, abs back muscles etc
22:00 <Kelevra> I have to let my laptop charge cause it's fucked, I'll bbl, try to keep this merry attitude you have
22:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol will do
22:00 <Kelevra> do voltarin or nurofen zavance for the back
22:00 <Kelevra> bbl nice ApagandoLasLuces side
27:35 <Frank> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:55 <simba> MIRZA IMITIAZ
28:00 <couleurs> ok bye miss u
28:00 <couleurs> ok bye miss u
28:03 <simba> MIRZA IMITIAZ IS A DOG
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34:00 <mib_sbp09m> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
34:00 <mib_sbp09m> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
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37:42 <Kelevra> OMFG
37:49 <Kelevra> I'm a winner!
44:52 <Frank> oh yes absolutely you're a winner
44:58 <Frank> what did you win?
48:08 <Kelevra> my dads coming down on sunday and staying for a few days so i can do my own thing and he'll look after the kids :)
49:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Kelevra
50:56 <Kelevra> tyvm
55:19 <Frank> well what a WIN!
55:26 * Frank HIGH FIVES Kelevra
55:36 <Frank> yeah girl!
55:40 <Frank> CONGRATS
55:58 <Frank> grinning like a #WINNER too i hope!
58:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h37m11s]
58:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h37m11s]
58:19 <Kelevra> yeah well it's been ages since i've been out without kids
58:40 <Frank> exactly
01:49 <Kelevra> going to go driveins and play pool and maybe hit the beach :)
01:50 <Kelevra> so keen
03:12 <Frank> sounds like a plan. hope you enjoy
04:47 <Kelevra> yeah I will, it makes up for my birthday being so shit
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05:57 <Kelevra> and my dads buying me pj's so that's cool, cause I thought he only got me the 6 pack he left in the fridge
06:35 <Kelevra> my stepmum got me champers but I don't drink it =\
09:08 <Frank> nice one
09:55 <Frank> i got a $100 gift card for my bday
12:14 <Kelevra> for what shop?
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14:18 <mib_sbp09m> sometimes it gets lonely being so rich af no one to talk to because everyone is broke af
14:23 <Frank> it was a everyday gift card from woolworths she brought it so i can put fuel in my car
14:30 <mib_sbp09m> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
14:37 <Frank> ive already spent it like $70 on fuel and 30 on drinks
15:38 <Kelevra> hahaha good work
15:44 <mib_sbp09m> kelevra got a vag the size of antarctica
15:47 <Kelevra> gift cards are bloody handy indeed
16:00 <mib_sbp09m> she cant wear a g banger because her vag is the size of 19 international airports
16:19 <Kelevra> If my vagina is so huge why has no one entered and complaned?
16:25 <Kelevra> complained even
16:34 <mib_sbp09m> ur a hoe
16:41 <mib_sbp09m> uve had 59 dics in ur mouth and in ur vag
16:56 <Frank> yeah well i got $100 cash for xmas and within 30mins that was gone on drugs
16:59 <Frank> so yes
17:08 <Frank> granted gift cards do work well in that situation
17:18 <Kelevra> no only 50 dicks thankyou
17:40 <Kelevra> hahaha yeah giftcards can't buy drugs
19:13 <Frank> im sure he woulda taken the gift card if i asked but needed fuel for the week and a bit anyway lol
19:58 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
20:12 <Frank> LOL!
20:28 <Frank> u were here?
20:51 <Kelevra> yeah her script is annoying
21:27 <Kelevra> it's like she thinks people care if she's here or not. why not be normal and if someone addresses you just address them back when you're not afk
22:09 <Kelevra> I think mib_sbp09m wants me
22:28 <mib_sbp09m> i dont date hoes
22:33 <Frank> he can get in line
22:37 <mib_sbp09m> i only like girls whove had 0 or 1 dic in them
24:32 <Kelevra> I'm not a hoe, I think you love me
24:38 <Kelevra> you're just shy
24:48 <Kelevra> it's okay, take your time
24:49 <mib_sbp09m> why have more than 1 dic in u?
24:51 <mib_sbp09m> ur a slut
25:02 <Kelevra> dem be words of love
25:20 <mib_sbp09m> u got coque sucking lips too
25:22 <Kelevra> dw I'm patient
25:33 <mib_sbp09m> only thing ill do to u is tit fuk
25:38 <Kelevra> I'll bide my time when it comes to you babe
25:43 <mib_sbp09m> u prob got aids
26:00 <Kelevra> wll you're curious enough to find out so that's flattering
26:05 <Kelevra> well*
26:10 <mib_sbp09m> get them out for the boyz
26:17 <mib_sbp09m> cam up
26:39 <Kelevra> nah my nudes have been all over irc
26:56 <mib_sbp09m> need 2 c if ur tit fukable
26:57 <Kelevra> no one saved them cause they're nothing special
27:09 <Kelevra> I probably couldn't be tit fucked
27:22 <mib_sbp09m> then no deal
27:56 <Kelevra> well as I stated I'm patient and oneday you'll agree that you can disagree to my terms and conditions
28:13 <mib_sbp09m> get them out for the boyz cmon
28:17 <Kelevra> you will want me babe.
29:04 <Kelevra> aww they're amputating a bunnies leg on bondi vet
29:09 <Kelevra> poor thumper
29:59 <mib_sbp09m> ill amputate ur vag and get replacement
30:03 <mib_sbp09m> its too big
30:33 <Kelevra> it's not big buddy, I'm glad you think of it so much though
30:40 <Kelevra> it shows you love me
30:52 <mib_sbp09m> no, u know its true
30:54 <mib_sbp09m> ur a huge hoe
32:06 <Kelevra> If I was a hoe I wouldn't know any of the guys names I've fucked
32:11 <Frank> http://tinypic.com/r/1417i36/9
32:13 <Kelevra> and i know them all
32:18 <Frank> he still thinks its xmas
32:25 <Kelevra> every 50 of them
32:34 <Kelevra> that have entered my awesome vagina
32:57 <mib_sbp09m> hoe
33:28 <Kelevra> I want your dog
33:37 <Kelevra> it has sad eyes
33:42 <Kelevra> I'd give it everything
34:28 <Frank> hehe
34:30 <Kelevra> aww fuck the bunny died
34:36 <Frank> its the bosses dog
34:38 <Kelevra> dr chris brown cried
34:43 <Frank> he in the office everyday
34:51 <Kelevra> well tell your boss there's a nice lady who wants his dog kthnx
35:08 <Frank> kkk
35:14 <Kelevra> what's the dogs name?
35:20 <Frank> teddy
35:25 <Frank> ted
35:26 <Kelevra> aww cute
35:37 <Frank> hes alright
35:41 <Frank> we have our moments
36:00 <Frank> hello ApagandoLasLuces
36:00 <Frank> hello ApagandoLasLuces
36:01 <Kelevra> is he a crotch sniffer? I hate dogs who crotch sniff
36:18 Nick: Jules1 is now known as Jules
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37:30 <Frank> hahaa
37:31 <Frank> nah
37:48 <Frank> he comes and nudges my arm
38:01 <Frank> if i dont pay him attention
38:21 <Frank> otherwise hes a sleep in bosses office most of the times
38:25 <Frank> unless food is around
38:44 <Frank> hes got his own leather couch
42:04 <Kelevra> oh wtf, spoilt prick
42:33 <Frank> Yup
43:09 <Frank> theres photos of him in the lunch room framed
43:13 <Frank> wearing a tie
43:21 <Frank> wearing a baseball cap
43:44 <Frank> and its got his letters on the wall
43:49 <Frank> T E D
44:00 <Frank> above his leather lounge
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44:24 <Frank> its a 3 seater with a chaisse
45:43 <Kelevra> far out
45:52 <Kelevra> hes like your companies logo
45:58 <Kelevra> little posh fucker
46:24 <Kelevra> I cbf having company over tonight what's a good excuse to uninvite someone?
46:50 <Kelevra> I could say the kids are sick, I'm tired, cbf doing much but relaxing or many other things
47:13 <Kelevra> I figure if I save my energy for next week when my dads over I can have more fun
47:35 <Frank> tell them not to come over tonight
47:42 <Frank> leave it at that
47:52 <Kelevra> I love my kids but doing it day and day out with them on my coat tails, i'm so keen for next week to do whatever I want
48:17 <Kelevra> true, I'll just be like 'hey osme other time, I'm fuggered'
48:18 <Kelevra> some*
48:22 <Frank> i would love to be in that situation
48:28 <Frank> im the exact opposite
48:30 <Kelevra> cause I did have a fucked up nights sleep last night
48:35 <Frank> have all the time in the world to do what i want
48:47 <Kelevra> I miss being able to do what I want
48:55 <Frank> its fucked i miss having commitments
49:06 <Kelevra> I can't shower whenever I want or even sometimes I have to hold on to go to the toilet
49:12 <Kelevra> it sucks
49:39 <Frank> :P
49:42 <Kelevra> everything has to be done for the kids then the dreggs of life is what I get that's why i'm so pumped for next week
50:27 <Frank> i always have the lowest expectations on everything
50:39 <Frank> then u always a winner
51:37 <Kelevra> yeah me too but with my ex i think I really went punching below the belt
51:52 <Kelevra> like seriously wtf was I thinking dating a short fat guy
52:03 <Kelevra> I couldn't even wear heels
52:12 <Frank> he wasnt balding or grey?
52:19 <Kelevra> yeah grey
52:28 <Frank> nice
52:33 <Kelevra> he turns 40 in march
52:51 <Frank> he thought he got a good catch in u
53:34 <Frank> have to have standards
53:39 <Frank> like
53:52 <Frank> i learnt not to let crack hoes in my life
53:57 <Frank> thats pretty cool i rekon
54:51 <Kelevra> yeah well he did have an instant family and everything paid for
55:23 <Frank> pay ur own way cunt
55:23 <Kelevra> I don't blame him for liking the situation but when it comes ot paying hands on a female whose more then half your weight the relationship is dead to me
55:25 <Frank> lol
55:40 <Frank> relationships are give and take
55:44 <Kelevra> yeah well that's what my dad said, he called today and asked me if I was upset and i said no
55:48 <Frank> i hate cunts that take
55:49 <Frank> and take
55:55 <Frank> and then u soon realise
55:57 <Frank> wtf ?>!
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah alot of people will just take take take
56:00 <Frank> im bored
56:00 <Frank> im bored
56:13 <Frank> then they'll fuck off when they cant take no more
56:14 <Kelevra> or they'll giveyou something when they want something from you
56:24 <Frank> yup
56:39 <Kelevra> me personally I pride myself on paying my own way
57:05 <Kelevra> actually I do take pride that I don't get child support and have done everything myself
57:16 <Frank> says alot
57:24 <Kelevra> the kids always have a feed and the bills are always paid so that's the way life should be
57:30 <Kelevra> I never aimed in life to be rich
57:35 <Frank> girls i used to associate with had all there kids in DSP
57:37 <Kelevra> just comfortable
57:41 <Frank> thats how low i used to go
57:53 <Kelevra> feck that's shocking
57:56 <Frank> but fuck around in those circles u soon realise
58:14 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
58:22 <Frank> always talking about getting there kids back
58:27 <Frank> but not doing anything about it
59:28 <Frank> had this girl i was visiting in jail
59:29 <Frank> lol
59:31 <Kelevra> yeah I have some mates like that
59:34 <Frank> fucked mate
59:51 <Kelevra> I've always had my kids
59:55 <Frank> every1 was like why u even seeing her
59:56 <Frank> haha
00:07 <Frank> day she got out of jail she smashed my mums house up
00:09 <Frank> little cunt.
00:25 <Kelevra> infact I paid over a grand to get me and my eldest back to melbourne in a day cause I cracked the shits with her grandmother in qld
00:38 <Kelevra> fuck that, smashing parents houses is not on
00:55 <Frank> yeah caused alot of dramas for me
01:08 <Xaphone> women do that
01:08 <Frank> why i dont let anyone in my life no more
01:09 <Frank> :/
01:30 <Kelevra> anyone fucked with my mums house and i'd go ghetto on them
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01:33 <Frank> its either she a gold digger or she a crazy cunt
01:41 <Xaphone> drama, lies, bullshit and ignorant.
01:43 <Frank> i just want someone on my level.
01:46 <Kelevra> you need to stop finding crazy bitches
01:51 <Frank> an insane cunt
02:00 <couleurs> Hi All
02:06 <Kelevra> I should take my own advice also haha
02:29 <Kelevra> hi soccer boy
02:43 <Frank> yeah maybe if a visit a mental asylum i find what i looking for
02:58 <Frank> im on the right path and journey
03:00 <Frank> we'll see!
03:09 <Kelevra> oh wow danny masters got fired from the ranch and netflix
03:15 <Kelevra> sexual assult
03:32 <Frank> ok i better work. finish this report.
03:37 <Kelevra> you don't need a mental bitch, you need to quit the drugs and find someone good
03:46 <couleurs> RiP DaNNy
04:00 <Jules> Frank: then find something constructive too do not just annoy users
04:00 <Jules> Frank: then find something constructive too do not just annoy users
04:18 <Kelevra> yeah it's fairly wtf
04:53 <couleurs> who's next!!!!
06:37 <Kelevra> I dunno I just heard it on ET
07:00 <Frank> fuck up
07:00 <Frank> fuck up
07:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Jules
09:00 <Jules> Frank: I suggest you start playing nicer
09:00 <Jules> Frank: I suggest you start playing nicer
10:00 <Jules> heya SkyFire!!
10:00 <SkyFire> hi Jules cuddles
10:00 <Jules> heya SkyFire!!
10:00 <SkyFire> hi Jules cuddles
11:00 <Frank> your suggestion is noted and thrown in the trash where it belongs.
11:00 <Frank> thanks
11:00 <Frank> your suggestion is noted and thrown in the trash where it belongs.
11:00 <Frank> thanks
12:00 <Frank> try the gutter baby
12:00 <Frank> try the gutter baby
12:05 <couleurs> yea, good movie
13:00 <Frank> much better
13:00 <Jules> glad too oblige!
13:00 <Frank> much better
13:00 <Jules> glad too oblige!
14:24 <couleurs> ET phone home!!!!!!!!!!
22:04 <couleurs> n e other goss?
24:13 <Kelevra> I meant entertainment tonight
24:33 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: BRB
24:52 <couleurs> damn u got me.......
26:27 <Kelevra> what coloured underwear are you wearing?
27:38 <couleurs> guess!!!!!!!!
28:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Jules
28:00 <SkyFire> lay off Jules and kezzie ApagandoLasLuces
28:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> Jules
28:00 <SkyFire> lay off Jules and kezzie ApagandoLasLuces
28:58 <Kelevra> blue or checkered underwear
29:43 <couleurs> blued
30:01 <Kelevra> sweet, we're matching
30:08 <Kelevra> mine has a yellow bow though
30:14 <Kelevra> cause i'm precious
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30:39 <couleurs> ch33ky
30:52 <ApagandoLasLuces> LOLOLOLOLOLO
30:57 <ApagandoLasLuces> Jules where is kezzie at?
31:53 <Kelevra> you could draw a bow on your underwear if you want ot feel precious
31:55 <ApagandoLasLuces> Kelevra welcome
31:58 <Kelevra> to*
32:14 <Kelevra> ApagandoLasLuces not interested in your crap
32:26 <ApagandoLasLuces> How was your christmas Kelevra?
32:35 <Kelevra> it was ace, had a roast
32:37 * ApagandoLasLuces is a changed man 
32:40 <Kelevra> yours?
32:42 <ApagandoLasLuces> really?
32:46 <ApagandoLasLuces> Yeah pretty boring
32:49 <ApagandoLasLuces> But decent
32:58 <ApagandoLasLuces> ate a bit, gave some gifts
32:59 <ApagandoLasLuces> got some
33:01 <Kelevra> yeah roast beef, marinaded in red wine and garlic
33:08 <ApagandoLasLuces> I didnt have to work so I was happy
33:14 <Kelevra> I got smelly candles, pretty lame
33:15 <ApagandoLasLuces> yum
33:18 <ApagandoLasLuces> at your house?
33:22 <Kelevra> yeah
33:25 <ApagandoLasLuces> smelly candles are soothing
33:31 <ApagandoLasLuces> did you have the fam over?
33:35 <ApagandoLasLuces> I went to my parents house
33:51 <Kelevra> japanese honeysuckle and vanilla, raspberry and something
34:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> ah yeah
34:03 <Kelevra> they both smell like skittles and starburst lollies
34:09 <ApagandoLasLuces> I usually have one of those candles in my room
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34:16 <ApagandoLasLuces> I only burn it when i want to relax
34:21 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahhh
34:26 <Kelevra> I have those oils and the sticks in my bedroom
34:30 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh yeah
34:34 <ApagandoLasLuces> probably better
35:12 <ApagandoLasLuces> I did manage to get some boxing day shopping done with the vouchers I got for xmas
35:15 <ApagandoLasLuces> was nasty though
35:50 <ApagandoLasLuces> I parked at my friends house, shes at her parents but she lives a hop step and jump away from the train station, so I just jumped on the train for 5 mins to get dropped at the mall
36:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> No parking headaches that way
38:34 <Kelevra> yeah that's better then finding parking
38:44 <couleurs> i avoided parking headaches by not going at all
39:00 <apocalypsenow> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
39:00 <SkyFire> don't spam!
39:00 <Frank> he's a retard
39:00 <TheRon> probably a trapezoid scheme
39:00 <Frank> low iq
39:00 <SkyFire> pity no opers around to suspend his shit channel
39:00 <apocalypsenow> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
39:00 <SkyFire> don't spam!
39:00 <Frank> he's a retard
39:00 <TheRon> probably a trapezoid scheme
39:00 <Frank> low iq
39:00 <SkyFire> pity no opers around to suspend his shit channel
40:00 <apocalypsenow> shut your hole
40:00 <apocalypsenow> ill finish u
40:00 <SkyFire> LoL
40:00 <SkyFire> time for a spammer to meet a z-line
40:00 <apocalypsenow> shut your hole
40:00 <apocalypsenow> ill finish u
40:00 <SkyFire> LoL
40:00 <SkyFire> time for a spammer to meet a z-line
40:32 <Kelevra> I avoid parking headaches by never getting my license
40:35 <Kelevra> :)
40:37 <Kelevra> winner
40:44 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol yeah
40:52 <ApagandoLasLuces> i fucking hate trying to find parking
40:59 <Kelevra> nah seriously I'd smash a car if a spider was in it
41:00 <apocalypsenow> knokkya head off
41:00 <TheRon> i got bikies living on my corner, i could just.......
41:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
41:00 <apocalypsenow> knokkya head off
41:00 <TheRon> i got bikies living on my corner, i could just.......
41:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
41:08 <Kelevra> and i have the worst nerves
41:08 <ApagandoLasLuces> Id rather park further away and walk a k or two than wait around
41:17 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol really?
41:20 <Kelevra> and no co-ordination
41:34 <Kelevra> theres so many reason you should thank me for being a pedestrian
41:39 <Kelevra> reasons*
41:43 <ApagandoLasLuces> I had one not so long back (spider) next to me on the window, i just pulled over very quickly and whacked the cunt with my thong
41:52 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
41:57 <ApagandoLasLuces> safer on the roads this way you say?
42:00 <apocalypsenow> stab ya
42:00 <apocalypsenow> stab ya
42:12 <Kelevra> yeah way safer then me ever driving
42:35 <Kelevra> john wanted me to drive his car in the middle of nowhere, like nothing was around and I still managed to almost crash it
42:47 <Kelevra> driving just isn't for me
42:58 <Kelevra> I'm more of a motorbike girl
43:00 <TheRon> apocalypsenow: i hope you get cancer, get cancer and you die!
43:00 <TheRon> apocalypsenow: i hope you get cancer, get cancer and you die!
43:30 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol wtf
43:31 <ApagandoLasLuces> how
43:33 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah
43:44 <ApagandoLasLuces> best stay out of the drivers seat then'
43:47 <Kelevra> dunno I'm more in control of a bike then a car
43:48 <ApagandoLasLuces> you want a bike?
43:59 <ApagandoLasLuces> I can see how that can happen
44:03 <ApagandoLasLuces> car is a lot bigger
44:09 <Kelevra> nah i'll get one when the girls grow up, atm it's pointless cause I can't enjoy myself
44:26 <Kelevra> had two bikes when I lived in adelaide
45:18 <Kelevra> the benefit of having a bestfriend who is an ice head is she'll do my shopping if i chuck her some cash
45:28 <Kelevra> other then that she's a total cockhead
45:36 <mib_sbp09m> hoe
45:54 <Kelevra> it works out for both of us though
46:00 <apocalypsenow> stab ya theron
46:00 <apocalypsenow> stab ya theron
46:06 <Kelevra> mib_sbp09m no one uses that word anymore
46:25 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
46:59 <Kelevra> I got her do to an annoying shop last monday
47:00 <TheRon> then you'll goto jail, and get rammed!
47:00 <TheRon> then you'll goto jail, and get rammed!
47:06 <Kelevra> sent her almost everywhere
47:11 <Kelevra> but yeah she did it
47:16 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol who is this?
47:18 <ApagandoLasLuces> a friend of yours?
47:20 <Kelevra> cause i told her she can take my change jar lol
47:26 <Kelevra> yeah a mate
47:27 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh god lol
47:40 <ApagandoLasLuces> pocket money
47:41 <Kelevra> yeah there was like $47.85 in total
47:42 <Kelevra> lmao
47:57 <Kelevra> and I got her to take my card and do my shopping
48:00 <Frank> Sutekh is a wannabe hero
48:00 <Frank> Sutekh is a wannabe hero
48:01 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh still decent amount in coins
48:05 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahh
48:10 <Kelevra> had to send her to coles, the bottleo and the chemist
48:30 <ApagandoLasLuces> she got it all right?
48:34 <Kelevra> yeah I rarely use cash, only for the lawn mower guy
48:50 <Kelevra> yeah she came back complaining and I was just happy I got what i needed
49:19 <Kelevra> had to get nurofen zavance cause my back was totally fucked up from emptying the pool
50:12 <Kelevra> apparently the chemist said nurofen zavance and voltarin counter act
51:35 <ApagandoLasLuces> ahhhh
51:41 <ApagandoLasLuces> i imagine they would
51:47 <ApagandoLasLuces> too mich anti inflam
52:09 <Kelevra> that's weird though
52:28 <Kelevra> like i was in so much pain i felt like i was going to puke
52:51 <Kelevra> thankfully it's not as bad now
53:22 <ApagandoLasLuces> what did you do?
53:22 <Kelevra> I need to gain weight and muscle but I can't stand to do what I did last time
53:23 <ApagandoLasLuces> disc?
53:30 <ApagandoLasLuces> why not?
53:58 <Kelevra> I think my back has been fucked from pregnancy cause i'm slender, last time ot gain weight I drank heaps of up and go and sustagen
54:00 <von> how was everyone christmas
54:00 <TheRon> excellent
54:00 <SkyFire> quiet
54:00 <von> fantastic
54:00 <von> how was everyone christmas
54:00 <TheRon> excellent
54:00 <SkyFire> quiet
54:00 <von> fantastic
54:03 <Kelevra> I'm not a huge milk fan
54:47 <couleurs> me either, he's been rude lately
54:56 <Kelevra> haha
55:07 <Kelevra> I meant cows milk lol
56:00 <Kelevra> hey everyone
56:00 <Kelevra> hey everyone
58:00 <SkyFire> hi Kelevra *cuddles*
58:00 <SkyFire> hi Kelevra *cuddles*
58:02 <couleurs> too much is bad 4 u
58:29 <Kelevra> it just makes me feel sick if I drink it too much
59:00 <couleurs> i just have it with coffee
59:00 <Kelevra> heard you weren't kind to Jules yesterday
59:00 <Kelevra> not good budy
59:00 <SkyFire> who ?
59:00 <Kelevra> you
59:00 <SkyFire> pm Kelevra
59:00 <Kelevra> heard you weren't kind to Jules yesterday
59:00 <Kelevra> not good budy
59:00 <SkyFire> who ?
59:00 <Kelevra> you
59:00 <SkyFire> pm Kelevra
59:09 <Kelevra> I quit drinking coffee
59:20 <Kelevra> it made me feel shakey
59:39 <couleurs> aye caramba
59:45 <Kelevra> if i have a warm drink I have tea
00:02 <Kelevra> ynnoB got me onto tea
00:24 <Kelevra> which is strange cause she's the only greek i know who drinks tea
01:00 <Frank> i love bbq's
01:00 <Frank> havent had one for ages
01:00 <Frank> i love bbq's
01:00 <Frank> havent had one for ages
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03:15 <ApagandoLasLuces> how much do you weigh?
03:20 <ApagandoLasLuces> You're tall ish?
04:30 <Kelevra> 56kgs 5'7-5'8
05:00 <Kelevra> Frank we could make one
05:00 <Kelevra> Frank and mib_sbp09m are the same person.. He trolls you under 8748735875378 different nicks.. his main nick was TheMayo and his name is Matthew Robison from Mornington.
05:00 <Kelevra> I got pasted that earlier
05:00 <Kelevra> so if you're local why not
05:00 <Kelevra> Frank we could make one
05:00 <Kelevra> Frank and mib_sbp09m are the same person.. He trolls you under 8748735875378 different nicks.. his main nick was TheMayo and his name is Matthew Robison from Mornington.
05:00 <Kelevra> I got pasted that earlier
05:00 <Kelevra> so if you're local why not
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06:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a big person, just average, I have problems gaining weight
06:00 <apocalypsenow> kelevra huuuuuuuge vag
06:00 <apocalypsenow> kelevra huuuuuuuge vag
07:00 <Kelevra> no one cares
07:00 <apocalypsenow> vag the size of 12 Everest's
07:00 <TheRon> apocalypsenow: is gonna get cancer
07:00 <TheRon> in the ass
07:00 <Kelevra> no one cares
07:00 <apocalypsenow> vag the size of 12 Everest's
07:00 <TheRon> apocalypsenow: is gonna get cancer
07:00 <TheRon> in the ass
07:54 <Kelevra> it annoys me when fat people complain about their weight but I guess I annoy them going about mine so it's a switchblade catch 22
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08:00 <SHIT> hahahahahahahaaha
08:00 <SHIT> JULIA SHITZ!!!
08:00 <SHIT> CHIPS ARE IN DA OVEN!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah the chips
08:00 <Kelevra> god you're boring..
08:00 <SHIT> hahahahahahahaaha
08:00 <SHIT> JULIA SHITZ!!!
08:00 <SHIT> CHIPS ARE IN DA OVEN!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah the chips
08:00 <Kelevra> god you're boring..
08:41 <ApagandoLasLuces> haha yeah got it
09:00 <SHIT> HAHAHAHAH
09:00 <SHIT> Jules
09:00 <SHIT> how are ya love?
09:00 <Kelevra> boring..
09:00 <SHIT> :D
09:00 <Kelevra> hey super news
09:00 <Jules> TYVM for banning that wanker!
09:00 <Frank> Kelevra i'm l00peyd0g
09:00 <von> :)
09:00 <Frank> :)
09:00 <SHIT> HAHAHAHAH
09:00 <SHIT> Jules
09:00 <SHIT> how are ya love?
09:00 <Kelevra> boring..
09:00 <SHIT> :D
09:00 <Kelevra> hey super news
09:00 <Jules> TYVM for banning that wanker!
09:00 <Frank> Kelevra i'm l00peyd0g
09:00 <von> :)
09:00 <Frank> :)
09:02 <ApagandoLasLuces> its generally harder for someone to put on weight than lose it in this instance
09:20 <Kelevra> it is lol
09:28 <ApagandoLasLuces> fat person can shed many kilos in a short amount of time, but a thin person would struggle badly to put on even 1
09:34 <ApagandoLasLuces> 1 kilo is a lot of weight
09:57 <Kelevra> yeah when i got sick in 09 I tried to do what that supersize me guy did
10:00 <Kelevra> I got a text today from my stepdad by default saying there's nudes of me on the internet
10:00 <Kelevra> and he doesn't care
10:00 <Kelevra> so win win
10:00 <Frank> awesome
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah well fuck I'm not ashamed
10:00 <Kelevra> I got a text today from my stepdad by default saying there's nudes of me on the internet
10:00 <Kelevra> and he doesn't care
10:00 <Kelevra> so win win
10:00 <Frank> awesome
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah well fuck I'm not ashamed
10:05 <Kelevra> and I didn't gain one fucking kilo
10:05 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh yeah
10:10 <ApagandoLasLuces> it doesnt work for everyone no
10:35 <Kelevra> then I realized too much fat intake made me sick cause of my pancreas
10:50 <Kelevra> it doesn't break up fat like a normal persons so i get in alot of pain
11:00 <Frank> nothing to be a shamed of
11:00 <Frank> can i see
11:00 <Kelevra> fuck oath
11:00 <Frank> hahaa
11:00 <SkyFire> :)
11:00 <Frank> nothing to be a shamed of
11:00 <Frank> can i see
11:00 <Kelevra> fuck oath
11:00 <Frank> hahaa
11:00 <SkyFire> :)
11:05 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh i see
11:13 <Kelevra> so yeah that's a sweet fuck you from the world creator
11:13 <ApagandoLasLuces> the kfc diet is out the window then
11:20 <Kelevra> yeah lol
12:00 <Kelevra> Jules did the man deliver?
12:00 <Jules> nope :/
12:00 <Kelevra> fuck him off then
12:00 <Kelevra> gentleman my ass
12:00 <Kelevra> Jules did the man deliver?
12:00 <Jules> nope :/
12:00 <Kelevra> fuck him off then
12:00 <Kelevra> gentleman my ass
12:08 <ApagandoLasLuces> im lucky in that way i guess, even if i eat like shit I never really go past 85 but if I workout and eat well I lose it pretty easy
12:15 <ApagandoLasLuces> compared to other people
12:35 <ApagandoLasLuces> although you dont know, people who say they cant lose weight might not be trying hard to work out or sneak in maccas everydaya
12:38 <Kelevra> how tall are you? shit I'd love to be 85 kilos
12:47 <ApagandoLasLuces> im like a shade over 6 foot
13:00 <TheRon> deliver?
13:00 <SkyFire> aww
13:00 <Jules> TheRon: never mind 
13:00 <Jules> long story
13:00 <TheRon> sex stuff?
13:00 <TheRon> deliver?
13:00 <SkyFire> aww
13:00 <Jules> TheRon: never mind 
13:00 <Jules> long story
13:00 <TheRon> sex stuff?
13:08 <Kelevra> wow 85 kilos is small for your height, you're a skinny man
13:08 <ApagandoLasLuces> so like 183 - 185 somewhere around there
13:17 <ApagandoLasLuces> well kind of
13:24 <ApagandoLasLuces> bmi says im high
13:40 <Kelevra> skinny means big penis usually cause your fatness hasn't sucked the fuck out of your penis
13:45 <ApagandoLasLuces> i wear the fat around the mid section my limbs are not hard but like in shape
13:51 <ApagandoLasLuces> hahaha
13:53 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah
13:55 <ApagandoLasLuces> I can see mine
13:59 <ApagandoLasLuces> unlike a lot of people
14:00 <Jules> nope!!! why does every male think its about sex???
14:00 <TheRon> we're male
14:00 <Jules> well it would be wise too not say that too a female
14:00 <TheRon> we're not that bright
14:00 <Kelevra> my stepdad and I texted today, apparently there's nudes I've been sending out
14:00 <apocalypsenow> jules is old as a dinosaur anyway
14:00 <Kelevra> so males are fucked up
14:00 <Jules> nope!!! why does every male think its about sex???
14:00 <TheRon> we're male
14:00 <Jules> well it would be wise too not say that too a female
14:00 <TheRon> we're not that bright
14:00 <Kelevra> my stepdad and I texted today, apparently there's nudes I've been sending out
14:00 <apocalypsenow> jules is old as a dinosaur anyway
14:00 <Kelevra> so males are fucked up
14:58 <Kelevra> I have a tiny pot belly like those african starving people ads
15:00 <Jules> just ignore him Kelevra!!!
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've got him on kill switch
15:00 <Jules> nice!!!!!!!
15:00 <Jules> just ignore him Kelevra!!!
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've got him on kill switch
15:00 <Jules> nice!!!!!!!
15:07 <ApagandoLasLuces> haha
15:08 <Kelevra> it's annoying but i cope with it
15:16 <ApagandoLasLuces> why does that happen?
15:19 <ApagandoLasLuces> I never knew
15:31 <ApagandoLasLuces> is it like bloating of some sort?
15:32 <Kelevra> my stomach muscles aren't great cause i've had two c-sections
15:38 <ApagandoLasLuces> oh okay
15:52 <Kelevra> oh and I don't excersize out of fear i'll lose more weight
16:00 <Kelevra> well why go to my family and say shit
16:00 <Kelevra> it's gross
16:00 <Jules> apocalypsenow: your as old as a broom stick that has been rusting away in a shed 
16:00 <TheRon> hey look what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom and the internet is nobody else's business
16:00 <Kelevra> well why go to my family and say shit
16:00 <Kelevra> it's gross
16:00 <Jules> apocalypsenow: your as old as a broom stick that has been rusting away in a shed 
16:00 <TheRon> hey look what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom and the internet is nobody else's business
16:03 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah you probably would
16:09 <Kelevra> yeah fuck that
16:42 <Kelevra> you seem chirper today? did you get laid or kill someone?
16:45 <ApagandoLasLuces> maybe if you did weights only but then again weights speeds your metabolism up
16:48 <Kelevra> usually you're bitter as fuck
16:52 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol
16:58 <ApagandoLasLuces> laid
17:00 <ApagandoLasLuces> etc
17:00 <Jules> exactly TheRon!!!
17:00 <Kelevra>  Frank, mib_sbp09m, SHIT and apocalypsenow same as before.. all the one person. TheMayo.
17:00 <Kelevra> my fairy princess works wonders
17:00 <Jules> exactly TheRon!!!
17:00 <Kelevra>  Frank, mib_sbp09m, SHIT and apocalypsenow same as before.. all the one person. TheMayo.
17:00 <Kelevra> my fairy princess works wonders
17:02 <ApagandoLasLuces> got money
17:05 <ApagandoLasLuces> yeah good place
17:05 <Kelevra> hahaha nice one ^5
17:10 <ApagandoLasLuces> im usually a cunt when im hung over lol
17:14 <Kelevra> this side of you is pleasant
17:21 <ApagandoLasLuces> but im not really drinking much anymore
17:52 <Kelevra> if I could in a perfect world to speed up my metabolism I'd smoke some weed and go on the munchies
17:58 <Kelevra> but i'm gay @ life
18:00 <TheRon> some loser still living in the parent's basement
18:00 <Kelevra> I know there's nudes of me, i'm not ashamed but it shouldn't be rammed down my throat everyday
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm happy with my body
18:00 <TheRon> some loser still living in the parent's basement
18:00 <Kelevra> I know there's nudes of me, i'm not ashamed but it shouldn't be rammed down my throat everyday
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm happy with my body
18:10 <ApagandoLasLuces> unlucky
18:12 <Kelevra> not even drinking on nye?
18:16 <ApagandoLasLuces> your family thin?
18:20 <ApagandoLasLuces> Not sure
18:21 <ApagandoLasLuces> it depends
18:25 <Kelevra> nah my parents were big
18:27 <ApagandoLasLuces> on someone else
19:06 <ApagandoLasLuces> My friend I want to spend NYE with is away atm im not sure she will be back by nye
19:17 <ApagandoLasLuces> So if she isnt here ill just get an early one
19:23 <ApagandoLasLuces> then gym or something in the morning
19:29 <ApagandoLasLuces> while everyone has a sore head
19:36 <Kelevra> oh got you go to the gym
19:41 <Kelevra> god*
19:57 <ApagandoLasLuces> not as much as i should lol
20:00 <TheRon> there are no nude pics of me out there
20:00 <TheRon> i know what you're thinking
20:00 <TheRon> thank christ
20:00 <SkyFire> lol
20:00 <Kelevra> well when you were 19 the internet probably didn't exist
20:00 <TheRon> there are no nude pics of me out there
20:00 <TheRon> i know what you're thinking
20:00 <TheRon> thank christ
20:00 <SkyFire> lol
20:00 <Kelevra> well when you were 19 the internet probably didn't exist
20:04 <ApagandoLasLuces> im trying though
20:42 <ApagandoLasLuces> I have a bad back too, its fine most of the time but when i hurt it, its bad.. So I try work out the muscles around it to support the injury
20:50 <ApagandoLasLuces> like legs, abs back muscles etc
20:54 <Kelevra> I have to let my laptop charge cause it's fucked, I'll bbl, try to keep this merry attitude you have
21:07 <ApagandoLasLuces> lol will do
21:15 <Kelevra> do voltarin or nurofen zavance for the back
21:33 <Kelevra> bbl nice ApagandoLasLuces side
22:00 <Kelevra> I was young and they were decent photos someone extorted from me so fuck it, it's old news
22:00 <Kelevra> I was young and they were decent photos someone extorted from me so fuck it, it's old news
23:00 <TheRon> i should do a classy pics of me in bowls uniform, seductively rubbing a nipple
23:00 <Kelevra> that'd be hot
23:00 <TheRon> i should do a classy pics of me in bowls uniform, seductively rubbing a nipple
23:00 <Kelevra> that'd be hot
26:38 <couleurs> ok bye miss u
27:00 <Kelevra> richards coming tomorrow night ibiza
27:00 <TheRon> is he really?
27:00 <Kelevra> richards coming tomorrow night ibiza
27:00 <TheRon> is he really?
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah
28:00 <TheRon> he the one that bones you says nothing then leaves?
28:00 <Kelevra> nah that's my guy
28:00 <Kelevra> hee's nice 
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah
28:00 <TheRon> he the one that bones you says nothing then leaves?
28:00 <Kelevra> nah that's my guy
28:00 <Kelevra> hee's nice 
29:00 <Kelevra> me and richard won't rub naughties
29:00 <Kelevra> my brother would get pissed off
29:00 <TheRon> just say it was an accident
29:00 <Kelevra> richard was my brothers close friend
29:00 <Kelevra> me and richard won't rub naughties
29:00 <Kelevra> my brother would get pissed off
29:00 <TheRon> just say it was an accident
29:00 <Kelevra> richard was my brothers close friend
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30:00 <Kelevra> nah my brother goes crazy if I fuck anyone in our circle of spirit
30:00 <TheRon> you tripped and fell
30:00 <Kelevra> nah my brother goes crazy if I fuck anyone in our circle of spirit
30:00 <TheRon> you tripped and fell
31:00 <Kelevra> neh I'm happy with the other guy
31:00 <Kelevra> plus 50 cocks to find someone who makes me happy is alot
31:00 <Kelevra> neh I'm happy with the other guy
31:00 <Kelevra> plus 50 cocks to find someone who makes me happy is alot
32:00 <TheRon> we need more women like you Kelevra 
32:00 <TheRon> then maybe i'd get a root
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah well you have to try it before you buy it
32:00 <Kelevra> iCER I fucked your mate. hopefully you're asleep and don't read this.
32:00 <TheRon> we need more women like you Kelevra 
32:00 <TheRon> then maybe i'd get a root
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah well you have to try it before you buy it
32:00 <Kelevra> iCER I fucked your mate. hopefully you're asleep and don't read this.
33:35 <mib_sbp09m> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
35:00 <TheRon> furphy's is so refreshing
35:00 <TheRon> furphy's is so refreshing
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36:00 <Frank> i'm so hungry.
36:00 <TheRon> i dunno what to have for tea
36:00 <TheRon> i had a quarter and chips for lunch and can't be fucked cooking
36:00 <Frank> i'm so hungry.
36:00 <TheRon> i dunno what to have for tea
36:00 <TheRon> i had a quarter and chips for lunch and can't be fucked cooking
39:00 <Kelevra> wb Bonny
39:00 <Kelevra> wb Bonny
40:00 <Kelevra> TheRon listen to your spirit animal
40:00 <TheRon> its says more beer
40:00 <Kelevra> TheRon listen to your spirit animal
40:00 <TheRon> its says more beer
42:00 <Kelevra> do it
42:00 <TheRon> i did
42:00 <von> mmm b eer
42:00 <Kelevra> do it
42:00 <TheRon> i did
42:00 <von> mmm b eer
43:00 <Frank> :P~
43:00 <Frank> :P~
44:00 <Kelevra> fuck i'm pissed off
44:00 <Kelevra> my zen mood has fkn been rped
44:00 <Kelevra> raped even
44:00 <Kelevra> fuck i'm pissed off
44:00 <Kelevra> my zen mood has fkn been rped
44:00 <Kelevra> raped even
45:00 <TheRon> is there a zen rape kit?
45:00 <TheRon> is there a zen rape kit?
46:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm going to send my ex a pizza
46:00 <von> why
46:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm going to send my ex a pizza
46:00 <von> why
47:00 <von> send me a pizza
47:00 <Kelevra> why not
47:00 <Kelevra> do you want one?
47:00 <von> yep
47:00 <Kelevra> k give me your deets
47:00 <von> 123 fake street
47:00 <TheRon> supreme with anchovies
47:00 <Kelevra> nt funny
47:00 <von> send me a pizza
47:00 <Kelevra> why not
47:00 <Kelevra> do you want one?
47:00 <von> yep
47:00 <Kelevra> k give me your deets
47:00 <von> 123 fake street
47:00 <TheRon> supreme with anchovies
47:00 <Kelevra> nt funny
48:00 <von> but seriously i could do with a pizza
48:00 <Frank> same
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah well fuck when I'm mad i spend money
48:00 <couleurs> i love pizza!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <von> but seriously i could do with a pizza
48:00 <Frank> same
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah well fuck when I'm mad i spend money
48:00 <couleurs> i love pizza!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <von> a new new york pizza from dominos would go down a treat
49:00 <Kelevra> those are shit
49:00 <Kelevra> I got the sausage and cheese
49:00 <Kelevra> was shit
49:00 <von> a new new york pizza from dominos would go down a treat
49:00 <Kelevra> those are shit
49:00 <Kelevra> I got the sausage and cheese
49:00 <Kelevra> was shit
50:00 <von> really mm i havent had one yet
50:00 <von> really mm i havent had one yet
51:00 <Frank> based on Kelevra's opinion i wont be getting one
51:00 <TheRon> what do david and margaret think about the pizza?
51:00 <couleurs> pizza me
51:00 <Frank> based on Kelevra's opinion i wont be getting one
51:00 <TheRon> what do david and margaret think about the pizza?
51:00 <couleurs> pizza me
52:00 <TheRon> looks like i'm having a grilled salami and cheese
52:00 <Kelevra> dunno who they are
52:00 <Kelevra> is this an inside joke?
52:00 <TheRon> the movie show
52:00 <Frank> Kelevra: SBS..
52:00 <Kelevra> ohk
52:00 <TheRon> looks like i'm having a grilled salami and cheese
52:00 <Kelevra> dunno who they are
52:00 <Kelevra> is this an inside joke?
52:00 <TheRon> the movie show
52:00 <Frank> Kelevra: SBS..
52:00 <Kelevra> ohk
53:00 <Frank> old folk would watch it
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm still so fucked off
53:00 <TheRon> two old people that the adam sandler movie, punch drunk love, was good
53:00 <Frank> so u should be
53:00 <TheRon> thought
53:00 <Frank> old folk would watch it
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm still so fucked off
53:00 <TheRon> two old people that the adam sandler movie, punch drunk love, was good
53:00 <Frank> so u should be
53:00 <TheRon> thought
54:00 <Kelevra> seriously why did michael share that info with my family
54:00 <von> send me 12 pizzas
54:00 <Kelevra> seriously why did michael share that info with my family
54:00 <von> send me 12 pizzas
56:00 <Frank> trying to get a reaction out of you
56:00 <Frank> why else?
56:00 <Kelevra> my family knows I've done some shit
56:00 <Frank> don't react
56:00 <Kelevra> my reaction feels like hatred
56:00 <TheRon> it wasn't open leg work so who cares
56:00 <Kelevra> I don't care about the photos
56:00 <Kelevra> I care he'd tell my family,they already knew
56:00 <Kelevra> we're all about making cash and doing what we can for eachother
56:00 <Kelevra> my family isn't surprised
56:00 <Kelevra> I'm surprised he'd make a statement thinking it'd hurt me
56:00 <Kelevra> fuck assed cunt
56:00 <Frank> trying to get a reaction out of you
56:00 <Frank> why else?
56:00 <Kelevra> my family knows I've done some shit
56:00 <Frank> don't react
56:00 <Kelevra> my reaction feels like hatred
56:00 <TheRon> it wasn't open leg work so who cares
56:00 <Kelevra> I don't care about the photos
56:00 <Kelevra> I care he'd tell my family,they already knew
56:00 <Kelevra> we're all about making cash and doing what we can for eachother
56:00 <Kelevra> my family isn't surprised
56:00 <Kelevra> I'm surprised he'd make a statement thinking it'd hurt me
56:00 <Kelevra> fuck assed cunt
57:00 <Frank> yeah i wouldnt let it get to me
57:00 <Frank> anymore than a minute thoughts too much
57:00 <Kelevra> I'll get over it, it's just fresh
57:00 <Kelevra> fucking wanker
57:00 <Frank> some cunts are just spiteful
57:00 <Frank> yeah i wouldnt let it get to me
57:00 <Frank> anymore than a minute thoughts too much
57:00 <Kelevra> I'll get over it, it's just fresh
57:00 <Kelevra> fucking wanker
57:00 <Frank> some cunts are just spiteful
57:08 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h37m11s]
58:00 <Frank> shows you how much of a retard he is
58:00 <Frank> shows you how much of a retard he is
59:00 <TheRon> here's what i'll do, i'll put michael in the scum bucket like the scum he is
59:00 <Kelevra> thanks I feel better
59:00 <TheRon> here's what i'll do, i'll put michael in the scum bucket like the scum he is
59:00 <Kelevra> thanks I feel better
00:00 <Kelevra>  https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25446169_10154970524222143_2861142950374118396_n.jpg?oh=900b1f44b94090ef4324ae36ddbdbe2f&oe=5AC84AF5
00:00 <Kelevra> now to get him fired
00:00 <Kelevra>  https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25446169_10154970524222143_2861142950374118396_n.jpg?oh=900b1f44b94090ef4324ae36ddbdbe2f&oe=5AC84AF5
00:00 <Kelevra> now to get him fired
01:00 <TheRon> you could get him arrested, that is assault
01:00 <TheRon> you could get him arrested, that is assault
03:00 <TheRon> any bloke that does that to a woman is an arsehole
03:00 <TheRon> simple!
03:00 <Frank> whos that
03:00 <TheRon> any bloke that does that to a woman is an arsehole
03:00 <TheRon> simple!
03:00 <Frank> whos that
05:00 <Kelevra> thats me with grab marks all upmy arms
05:00 <Kelevra> up my *
05:00 <Frank> awww k
05:00 <Frank> how'd u do that
05:00 <TheRon> i still say goto the cops
05:00 <Kelevra> thats me with grab marks all upmy arms
05:00 <Kelevra> up my *
05:00 <Frank> awww k
05:00 <Frank> how'd u do that
05:00 <TheRon> i still say goto the cops
06:00 <Frank> ur quite tall
06:00 <Frank> ur quite tall
07:00 <Kelevra> nah the cops won't do shit
07:00 <Kelevra> he picked me up multiple times by my arms 
07:00 <Kelevra> finger marks
07:00 <Kelevra> nah the cops won't do shit
07:00 <Kelevra> he picked me up multiple times by my arms 
07:00 <Kelevra> finger marks
08:00 <TheRon> you'd at least have it on file if he did again
08:00 <Kelevra> they didn't help when john attacked me
08:00 <Frank> cops are lazy mate
08:00 <Kelevra> so why rely on them now
08:00 <Frank> they dont give a shit
08:00 <TheRon> you'd at least have it on file if he did again
08:00 <Kelevra> they didn't help when john attacked me
08:00 <Frank> cops are lazy mate
08:00 <Kelevra> so why rely on them now
08:00 <Frank> they dont give a shit
09:00 <Frank> more interested in handing out fines
09:00 <Kelevra> all this domestic woman abuse shit is just a waste of money
09:00 <Frank> for your fuck hole government
09:00 <Kelevra> the cops do't want to help
09:00 <Kelevra> don't*
09:00 <Frank> too much red tape
09:00 <Frank> for the courts to not do nothing
09:00 <Frank> so yeah
09:00 <Frank> more interested in handing out fines
09:00 <Kelevra> all this domestic woman abuse shit is just a waste of money
09:00 <Frank> for your fuck hole government
09:00 <Kelevra> the cops do't want to help
09:00 <Kelevra> don't*
09:00 <Frank> too much red tape
09:00 <Frank> for the courts to not do nothing
09:00 <Frank> so yeah
10:00 <Kelevra> to me personally I think they're useless
10:00 <Frank> oh yeah ive had my dealings with them too
10:00 <Frank> lazy cunts
10:00 <Frank> but the courts dont back them up
10:00 <TheRon> i think your experience with the cops suck
10:00 <Frank> so i dont blame the police
10:00 <Frank> i can see how they would go fuck it
10:00 <TheRon> i've never had dealings with them
10:00 <Kelevra> to me personally I think they're useless
10:00 <Frank> oh yeah ive had my dealings with them too
10:00 <Frank> lazy cunts
10:00 <Frank> but the courts dont back them up
10:00 <TheRon> i think your experience with the cops suck
10:00 <Frank> so i dont blame the police
10:00 <Frank> i can see how they would go fuck it
10:00 <TheRon> i've never had dealings with them
11:00 <Frank> and just treat it as a 9 to 5 job
11:00 <TheRon> met a few, seemed like good normal blokes
11:00 <Kelevra> john put stitches in my head, michael put bruises on me
11:00 <Kelevra> nothing happens
11:00 <Frank> and i'm gonna put u 6ft under
11:00 <Frank> nothing will happen
11:00 <Frank> :)
11:00 <Frank> im just messin\
11:00 <Frank> cunt
11:00 <Kelevra> Frank I hope that's a joke
11:00 <Frank> and just treat it as a 9 to 5 job
11:00 <TheRon> met a few, seemed like good normal blokes
11:00 <Kelevra> john put stitches in my head, michael put bruises on me
11:00 <Kelevra> nothing happens
11:00 <Frank> and i'm gonna put u 6ft under
11:00 <Frank> nothing will happen
11:00 <Frank> :)
11:00 <Frank> im just messin\
11:00 <Frank> cunt
11:00 <Kelevra> Frank I hope that's a joke
12:00 <Frank> its home time! byeeeeeeee
12:00 <Kelevra> bye.
12:00 <Frank> its home time! byeeeeeeee
12:00 <Kelevra> bye.
13:00 <couleurs> and stay out!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <couleurs> and stay out!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <Kelevra> yes I don't like it
14:00 <Kelevra> yes I don't like it
15:00 Nick: mib_sbp09m is now known as lumeah3
15:00 <couleurs> bit rude
15:00 <couleurs> bit rude
16:00 <Kelevra> indeed
16:00 <Kelevra> indeed
18:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/zRhx6UwuwVM
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KEVIN BLOODY WILSON It Was Over (Mar 11, 2014) Length: 2:50 - Category: Entertainment - 454,008 views views - 1,089 likes (95.9%), 47 dislikes (4.1%)
18:00 <Tim-Sim> they need to normalize the volume on the Netflix programs a bit better
18:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/zRhx6UwuwVM
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KEVIN BLOODY WILSON It Was Over (Mar 11, 2014) Length: 2:50 - Category: Entertainment - 454,008 views views - 1,089 likes (95.9%), 47 dislikes (4.1%)
18:00 <Tim-Sim> they need to normalize the volume on the Netflix programs a bit better
18:09 Nick: lumeah3 is now known as apocalypsenow
19:00 <TheRon> this song speaks to me
19:00 <TheRon> this song speaks to me
20:00 <Tim-Sim> my couch is getting wet form sweat
20:00 <Tim-Sim> just adjusted the towel 
20:00 <Kelevra> going to ead off I don't feel sprite this evening, take care all <3
20:00 <couleurs> got the aircon on bro, livin' like a millionaire
20:00 <Tim-Sim> bye
20:00 <Tim-Sim> my couch is getting wet form sweat
20:00 <Tim-Sim> just adjusted the towel 
20:00 <Kelevra> going to ead off I don't feel sprite this evening, take care all <3
20:00 <couleurs> got the aircon on bro, livin' like a millionaire
20:00 <Tim-Sim> bye
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28:00 <TheRon> BvB!?
28:00 <TheRon> BvB!?
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31:00 <TheRon> REM - the sidewinder sleeps tonight
31:00 <TheRon> REM - the sidewinder sleeps tonight
35:00 <TheRon> nightswimming, deserves a quiet night
35:00 <TheRon> nightswimming, deserves a quiet night
35:30 <Frank> hello ApagandoLasLuces
38:00 <ibiza> who ate all the pies
38:00 <ibiza> FRANKYYYYYYYYY
38:00 <TheRon> i like pie
38:00 <ibiza> Who ate all the pies?
38:00 <ibiza> You fat bastard,
38:00 <ibiza> You ate all the pies!
38:00 <ibiza> who ate all the pies
38:00 <ibiza> FRANKYYYYYYYYY
38:00 <TheRon> i like pie
38:00 <ibiza> Who ate all the pies?
38:00 <ibiza> You fat bastard,
38:00 <ibiza> You ate all the pies!
39:00 <TheRon> YOU'RE LOWER IN THE FOOD CHAIN, GET IN MY BELLY!
39:00 <iCER> asl
39:00 <TheRon> YOU'RE LOWER IN THE FOOD CHAIN, GET IN MY BELLY!
39:00 <iCER> asl
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Icer?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> iCER, the iCER?
40:00 <TheRon> good shit apparently
40:00 <Tim-Sim> THE iCER?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> Icer?
40:00 <Tim-Sim> iCER, the iCER?
40:00 <TheRon> good shit apparently
40:00 <Tim-Sim> THE iCER?
40:30 Quit: j0j0 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:00 <ibiza> see u tomorow night
41:00 <ibiza> fucker
41:00 <ibiza> 151 shot
41:00 <ibiza> on me
41:00 <TheRon> remember when 420 was so simple
41:00 <ibiza> see u tomorow night
41:00 <ibiza> fucker
41:00 <ibiza> 151 shot
41:00 <ibiza> on me
41:00 <TheRon> remember when 420 was so simple
42:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case (Jun 18, 2011) Length: 1:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,845 views views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case (Jun 18, 2011) Length: 1:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,845 views views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <TheRon> REM - bad day
43:00 <TheRon> REM - bad day
44:12 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: Sextual IRC Client: www.sextualapp.com
54:50 <Frank> im bored
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57:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/47y5bo8wtqM
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scandal, Patty Smyth - The Warrior (Oct 26, 2013) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 5,099,022 views views - 30,860 likes (96.6%), 1,100 dislikes (3.4%)
57:00 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/47y5bo8wtqM
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scandal, Patty Smyth - The Warrior (Oct 26, 2013) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 5,099,022 views views - 30,860 likes (96.6%), 1,100 dislikes (3.4%)
00:40 Kick: ApagandoLasLuces was kicked by Jules (That is getting very very very old!!!!)
03:34 <Jules> Frank: then find something constructive too do not just annoy users
06:26 <Frank> fuck up
06:52 Kick: Frank was kicked by Jules (abuse will not be tolerated!!)
07:00 Join: Frank ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:22 <Jules> Frank: I suggest you start playing nicer
08:58 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #melbourne
09:05 <Jules> heya SkyFire!!
09:10 <SkyFire> hi Jules cuddles
09:20 Mode: (by Jules) +vvv HellFury SkyFire Xaphone_
09:27 * SkyFire smooches Jules :)
09:59 <Frank> your suggestion is noted and thrown in the trash where it belongs.
10:00 <Frank> thanks
10:14 * SkyFire shoots Frank
10:22 * Jules throws frank in the trash where he belongs!!
10:44 <Frank> try the gutter baby
11:44 * Jules puts frank in the gutter where he belongs!
11:55 <Frank> much better
12:09 <Jules> glad too oblige!
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16:13 * SkyFire drives a road sweeper along the gutter and sweeps up Frank, then heads for the rubbish dump
22:00 <TheRon> i just had a shot of drink to jog my thoughts
22:00 <TheRon> i just had a shot of drink to jog my thoughts
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26:36 Quit: Frank ([email protected]) Quit:
26:43 <ApagandoLasLuces> Jules
26:59 * SkyFire (ignored ApagandoLasLuces ) - You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac. In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
27:08 <SkyFire> lay off Jules and kezzie ApagandoLasLuces
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32:41 Quit: ApagandoLasLuces ([email protected]) Quit: Going offline, see ya! (www.adiirc.com)
37:41 <apocalypsenow> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
38:01 <SkyFire> don't spam!
38:13 <Frank> he's a retard
38:15 <TheRon> probably a trapezoid scheme
38:16 <Frank> low iq
38:31 <SkyFire> pity no opers around to suspend his shit channel
39:01 <apocalypsenow> shut your hole
39:02 <apocalypsenow> ill finish u
39:09 <SkyFire> LoL
39:27 <SkyFire> time for a spammer to meet a z-line
39:35 <apocalypsenow> knokkya head off
39:43 <TheRon> i got bikies living on my corner, i could just.......
40:31 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
40:53 * SkyFire (ignored apocalypsenow) - You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac. In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
41:16 <apocalypsenow> stab ya
42:27 <TheRon> apocalypsenow: i hope you get cancer, get cancer and you die!
42:52 Quit: Frank ([email protected]) Quit:
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45:01 <apocalypsenow> stab ya theron
45:39 Quit: Frank ([email protected]) Quit:
45:48 <TheRon> then you'll goto jail, and get rammed!
46:05 Join: Frank ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:44 <Frank> Sutekh is a wannabe hero
49:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h7m25s]
49:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h7m25s]
49:50 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
52:29 * von yawns
52:37 <von> how was everyone christmas
52:57 <TheRon> excellent
53:12 <SkyFire> quiet
53:16 <von> fantastic
55:23 <Kelevra> hey everyone
57:08 <SkyFire> hi Kelevra *cuddles*
57:57 <Kelevra> heard you weren't kind to Jules yesterday
58:02 <Kelevra> not good budy
58:08 <SkyFire> who ?
58:12 <Kelevra> you
58:29 <SkyFire> pm Kelevra
59:17 * von is cookin a bbq
00:06 <Frank> i love bbq's
00:19 <Frank> havent had one for ages
03:41 <Kelevra> Frank we could make one
04:13 <Kelevra> Frank and mib_sbp09m are the same person.. He trolls you under 8748735875378 different nicks.. his main nick was TheMayo and his name is Matthew Robison from Mornington.
04:21 <Kelevra> I got pasted that earlier
04:34 <Kelevra> so if you're local why not
05:26 <apocalypsenow> kelevra huuuuuuuge vag
05:40 <Kelevra> no one cares
05:50 <apocalypsenow> vag the size of 12 Everest's
05:54 <TheRon> apocalypsenow: is gonna get cancer
05:56 <TheRon> in the ass
06:49 Join: SHIT ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:52 <SHIT> hahahahahahahaaha
06:55 <SHIT> JULIA SHITZ!!!
07:03 <SHIT> CHIPS ARE IN DA OVEN!!!!!!!!!!
07:25 <Kelevra> yeah the chips
07:25 Kick: SHIT was kicked by Jules (Out ya go sport!!! Aka Tisk!)
07:28 <Kelevra> god you're boring..
07:39 Join: SHIT ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:43 <SHIT> HAHAHAHAH
07:48 <SHIT> Jules
07:50 <SHIT> how are ya love?
07:52 <Kelevra> boring..
07:54 <SHIT> :D
07:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
08:08 <Kelevra> hey super news
08:11 <Jules> TYVM for banning that wanker!
08:21 <Frank> Kelevra i'm l00peyd0g
08:26 <von> :)
08:30 <Frank> :)
08:40 <Kelevra> I got a text today from my stepdad by default saying there's nudes of me on the internet
08:46 <Kelevra> and he doesn't care
08:49 <Kelevra> so win win
08:59 <Frank> awesome
09:24 <Kelevra> yeah well fuck I'm not ashamed
09:37 <Frank> nothing to be a shamed of
09:41 * SkyFire gives Jules a Red rose @>--}--,'--',------
09:44 <Frank> can i see
09:45 <Kelevra> fuck oath
09:47 <Frank> hahaa
10:11 * Jules takes the red rose and puts it in water too saver the moment
10:21 <SkyFire> :)
10:34 * apocalypsenow stabs jules
11:03 <Kelevra> Jules did the man deliver?
11:15 <Jules> nope :/
11:25 <Kelevra> fuck him off then
11:29 <Kelevra> gentleman my ass
11:38 * Jules nods he was all talk!!
11:55 <TheRon> deliver?
12:02 <SkyFire> aww
12:09 <Jules> TheRon: never mind
12:12 <Jules> long story
12:26 <TheRon> sex stuff?
12:43 <Jules> nope!!! why does every male think its about sex???
12:52 <TheRon> we're male
13:09 <Jules> well it would be wise too not say that too a female
13:25 <TheRon> we're not that bright
13:27 <Kelevra> my stepdad and I texted today, apparently there's nudes I've been sending out
13:30 <apocalypsenow> jules is old as a dinosaur anyway
13:34 <Kelevra> so males are fucked up
13:51 <Jules> just ignore him Kelevra!!!
14:07 <Kelevra> yeah I've got him on kill switch
14:15 <Jules> nice!!!!!!!
14:38 <Kelevra> well why go to my family and say shit
14:43 <Kelevra> it's gross
14:58 <Jules> apocalypsenow: your as old as a broom stick that has been rusting away in a shed
15:36 <TheRon> hey look what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom and the internet is nobody else's business
15:49 <Jules> exactly TheRon!!!
16:14 <Kelevra> Frank, mib_sbp09m, SHIT and apocalypsenow same as before.. all the one person. TheMayo.
16:26 <Kelevra> my fairy princess works wonders
16:35 <TheRon> some loser still living in the parent's basement
17:09 <Kelevra> I know there's nudes of me, i'm not ashamed but it shouldn't be rammed down my throat everyday
17:23 <Kelevra> I'm happy with my body
19:05 <TheRon> there are no nude pics of me out there
19:15 <TheRon> i know what you're thinking
19:20 <TheRon> thank christ
19:27 <SkyFire> lol
19:29 <Kelevra> well when you were 19 the internet probably didn't exist
21:03 <Kelevra> I was young and they were decent photos someone extorted from me so fuck it, it's old news
21:44 <TheRon> i should do a classy pics of me in bowls uniform, seductively rubbing a nipple
22:30 <Kelevra> that'd be hot
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25:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa ibiza ibiza
26:17 <Kelevra> richards coming tomorrow night ibiza
26:33 <TheRon> is he really?
26:40 <Kelevra> yeah
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27:00 <TheRon> he the one that bones you says nothing then leaves?
27:06 Quit: Wiz4rd ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
27:14 <Kelevra> nah that's my guy
27:22 <Kelevra> hee's nice
27:42 <Kelevra> me and richard won't rub naughties
27:54 <Kelevra> my brother would get pissed off
27:58 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:17 <TheRon> just say it was an accident
28:21 <Kelevra> richard was my brothers close friend
28:56 <Kelevra> nah my brother goes crazy if I fuck anyone in our circle of spirit
29:18 <TheRon> you tripped and fell
29:39 <Kelevra> neh I'm happy with the other guy
29:57 <Kelevra> plus 50 cocks to find someone who makes me happy is alot
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30:42 <TheRon> we need more women like you Kelevra
30:52 <TheRon> then maybe i'd get a root
31:08 <Kelevra> yeah well you have to try it before you buy it
31:33 <Kelevra> iCER I fucked your mate. hopefully you're asleep and don't read this.
32:14 Quit: SHIT ([email protected]) Quit: Pull the pin and count to what?
33:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*[email protected].*
34:26 <TheRon> furphy's is so refreshing
34:47 <Frank> i'm so hungry.
35:01 <TheRon> i dunno what to have for tea
35:19 <TheRon> i had a quarter and chips for lunch and can't be fucked cooking
37:31 Quit: ynnoB ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Bonny)
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38:28 <Kelevra> wb Bonny
38:55 <Kelevra> TheRon listen to your spirit animal
39:09 <TheRon> its says more beer
40:52 <Kelevra> do it
41:03 <TheRon> i did
41:16 <von> mmm b eer
41:47 <Frank> :P~
42:44 <Kelevra> fuck i'm pissed off
43:01 <Kelevra> my zen mood has fkn been rped
43:07 <Kelevra> raped even
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43:54 <TheRon> is there a zen rape kit?
44:55 <Kelevra> nah I'm going to send my ex a pizza
45:33 <von> why
45:41 <von> send me a pizza
45:43 <Kelevra> why not
45:50 <Kelevra> do you want one?
45:54 <von> yep
46:07 <Kelevra> k give me your deets
46:13 <von> 123 fake street
46:17 <TheRon> supreme with anchovies
46:26 * von laughs
46:35 <Kelevra> nt funny
46:37 <von> but seriously i could do with a pizza
46:47 <Frank> same
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47:00 <Kelevra> yeah well fuck when I'm mad i spend money
47:03 * von just has a T Bone
47:03 <couleurs> i love pizza!!!!!!!!!!!
47:48 <von> a new new york pizza from dominos would go down a treat
48:02 <Kelevra> those are shit
48:12 <Kelevra> I got the sausage and cheese
48:15 <Kelevra> was shit
49:12 <von> really mm i havent had one yet
49:36 <Frank> based on Kelevra's opinion i wont be getting one
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50:00 <TheRon> what do david and margaret think about the pizza?
50:05 <couleurs> pizza me
50:55 <TheRon> looks like i'm having a grilled salami and cheese
50:58 <Kelevra> dunno who they are
51:00 <Student> Greetings
51:00 <Student> Greetings
51:06 <Kelevra> is this an inside joke?
51:07 <TheRon> the movie show
51:19 <Frank> Kelevra: SBS..
51:25 <Kelevra> ohk
51:41 <Frank> old folk would watch it
52:04 <Kelevra> I'm still so fucked off
52:17 <TheRon> two old people that the adam sandler movie, punch drunk love, was good
52:21 <Frank> so u should be
52:34 <TheRon> thought
52:38 <Kelevra> seriously why did michael share that info with my family
52:43 <von> send me 12 pizzas
53:01 <Frank> trying to get a reaction out of you
53:03 <Frank> why else?
53:05 <Kelevra> my family knows I've done some shit
53:28 <Frank> don't react
53:30 <Kelevra> my reaction feels like hatred
53:31 <TheRon> it wasn't open leg work so who cares
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53:48 <Kelevra> I don't care about the photos
54:02 <Kelevra> I care he'd tell my family,they already knew
54:36 <Kelevra> we're all about making cash and doing what we can for eachother
54:43 <Kelevra> my family isn't surprised
55:03 <Kelevra> I'm surprised he'd make a statement thinking it'd hurt me
55:27 <Kelevra> fuck assed cunt
55:55 * von checks out the window for the pizza man
55:57 <Frank> yeah i wouldnt let it get to me
56:14 <Frank> anymore than a minute thoughts too much
56:15 <Kelevra> I'll get over it, it's just fresh
56:25 <Kelevra> fucking wanker
56:31 <Frank> some cunts are just spiteful
56:43 <Frank> shows you how much of a retard he is
57:38 <TheRon> here's what i'll do, i'll put michael in the scum bucket like the scum he is
58:11 <Kelevra> thanks I feel better
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59:16 <Kelevra> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25446169_10154970524222143_2861142950374118396_n.jpg?oh=900b1f44b94090ef4324ae36ddbdbe2f&oe=5AC84AF5
59:27 <Kelevra> now to get him fired
00:03 <TheRon> you could get him arrested, that is assault
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01:44 <TheRon> any bloke that does that to a woman is an arsehole
01:48 <TheRon> simple!
02:18 <Frank> whos that
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03:00 <Student> welcome back simba
03:00 <Student> welcome back simba
03:56 <Kelevra> thats me with grab marks all upmy arms
04:05 <Kelevra> up my *
04:14 <Frank> awww k
04:21 <Frank> how'd u do that
04:23 <TheRon> i still say goto the cops
05:32 <Frank> ur quite tall
05:41 <Kelevra> nah the cops won't do shit
06:10 <Kelevra> he picked me up multiple times by my arms
06:14 <Kelevra> finger marks
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06:45 <TheRon> you'd at least have it on file if he did again
07:10 <Kelevra> they didn't help when john attacked me
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07:14 <Frank> cops are lazy mate
07:18 <Kelevra> so why rely on them now
07:25 <Frank> they dont give a shit
07:42 <Frank> more interested in handing out fines
07:48 <Kelevra> all this domestic woman abuse shit is just a waste of money
07:53 <Frank> for your fuck hole government
07:56 <Kelevra> the cops do't want to help
08:06 <Kelevra> don't*
08:20 <Frank> too much red tape
08:27 <Frank> for the courts to not do nothing
08:29 <Frank> so yeah
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08:52 <Kelevra> to me personally I think they're useless
09:07 <Frank> oh yeah ive had my dealings with them too
09:11 <Frank> lazy cunts
09:19 <Frank> but the courts dont back them up
09:20 <TheRon> i think your experience with the cops suck
09:26 <Frank> so i dont blame the police
09:32 <Frank> i can see how they would go fuck it
09:32 <TheRon> i've never had dealings with them
09:43 <Frank> and just treat it as a 9 to 5 job
09:47 Quit: Wiz4rd1 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:47 <TheRon> met a few, seemed like good normal blokes
09:55 <Kelevra> john put stitches in my head, michael put bruises on me
10:08 <Kelevra> nothing happens
10:16 <Frank> and i'm gonna put u 6ft under
10:22 <Frank> nothing will happen
10:25 <Frank> :)
10:31 <Frank> im just messin\
10:33 <Frank> cunt
10:34 <Kelevra> Frank I hope that's a joke
11:06 <Frank> its home time! byeeeeeeee
11:19 <Kelevra> bye.
11:27 Quit: Frank ([email protected]) Quit:
11:50 <couleurs> and stay out!!!!!!!!!!!
13:20 <Kelevra> yes I don't like it
13:53 <couleurs> bit rude
14:42 <Kelevra> indeed
16:55 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/zRhx6UwuwVM
16:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KEVIN BLOODY WILSON It Was Over (Mar 11, 2014) Length: 2:50 - Category: Entertainment - 454,008 views views - 1,089 likes (95.9%), 47 dislikes (4.1%)
17:17 <Tim-Sim> they need to normalize the volume on the Netflix programs a bit better
17:57 <TheRon> this song speaks to me
18:39 <Tim-Sim> my couch is getting wet form sweat
18:46 <Tim-Sim> just adjusted the towel
19:02 <Kelevra> going to ead off I don't feel sprite this evening, take care all <3
19:14 <couleurs> got the aircon on bro, livin' like a millionaire
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19:22 <Tim-Sim> bye
20:58 Nick: Bonny is now known as ynnoB
26:59 <TheRon> BvB!?
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29:50 <TheRon> REM - the sidewinder sleeps tonight
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34:14 <TheRon> nightswimming, deserves a quiet night
36:39 <ibiza> who ate all the pies
36:41 <ibiza> FRANKYYYYYYYYY
37:00 <President_Trump> props tho
37:00 <President_Trump> props tho
37:12 <TheRon> i like pie
37:21 <ibiza> Who ate all the pies?
37:21 <ibiza> You fat bastard,
37:21 <ibiza> You ate all the pies!
37:47 <TheRon> YOU'RE LOWER IN THE FOOD CHAIN, GET IN MY BELLY!
38:00 <i-tried> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5214639/Home-Away-actress-fighting-life-horror-crash.html
38:00 <i-tried> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5214639/Home-Away-actress-fighting-life-horror-crash.html
38:05 <iCER> asl
39:05 <Tim-Sim> Icer?
39:16 <Tim-Sim> iCER, the iCER?
39:32 <TheRon> good shit apparently
39:33 <Tim-Sim> THE iCER?
39:58 <ibiza> see u tomorow night
39:58 <ibiza> fucker
40:00 <ibiza> 151 shot
40:00 <i-tried> http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/27/home-away-actress-jessica-falkholt-fighting-life-car-crash-7186315/
40:00 <apocalypsenow> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
40:00 <i-tried> http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/27/home-away-actress-jessica-falkholt-fighting-life-car-crash-7186315/
40:00 <apocalypsenow> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
40:01 <ibiza> on me
40:17 <TheRon> remember when 420 was so simple
40:47 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
40:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case (Jun 18, 2011) Length: 1:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,845 views views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <TheRon> REM - bad day
42:00 <i-tried> fatigue kills
42:00 <i-tried> when we were driving we took kattle's chilli crips
42:00 <i-tried> fatigue kills
42:00 <i-tried> when we were driving we took kattle's chilli crips
48:00 <i-tried> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/38421009/policeman-kicked-in-the-head-in-vicious-shopping-centre-attack/
48:00 <i-tried> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/38421009/policeman-kicked-in-the-head-in-vicious-shopping-centre-attack/
50:00 <i-tried> i hope you get more black people
50:00 <i-tried> i hope you get more black people
56:08 <TheRon> https://youtu.be/47y5bo8wtqM
56:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scandal, Patty Smyth - The Warrior (Oct 26, 2013) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 5,099,022 views views - 30,860 likes (96.6%), 1,100 dislikes (3.4%)
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09:00 <i-tried> no more home n away now
09:00 <i-tried> no more home n away now
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20:43 <TheRon> i just had a shot of drink to jog my thoughts
22:00 <i-tried> i heard people in norway are nice people
22:00 <i-tried> i heard people in norway are nice people
31:00 <i-tried> 40 degree is not norm
31:00 <i-tried> 40 degree is not norm
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47:55 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h7m25s]
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40:00 <Beehhh> https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5218244/jessica-falkholt-home-and-away-acrtress-car-crash/
40:00 <Beehhh> https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5218244/jessica-falkholt-home-and-away-acrtress-car-crash/
41:00 <HellFury> you posted that already who cares
41:00 <Beehhh> Tragedy
41:00 <Beehhh> Not the same news
41:00 <HellFury> you posted that already who cares
41:00 <Beehhh> Tragedy
41:00 <Beehhh> Not the same news
42:00 <Beehhh> This one is more updated
42:00 <Beehhh> Uk gets the news before australia gets
42:00 <Beehhh> This one is more updated
42:00 <Beehhh> Uk gets the news before australia gets
43:00 <Beehhh> Poor girl wish she recovers soon with the news of tragic loss of her parents
43:00 <Beehhh> Poor girl wish she recovers soon with the news of tragic loss of her parents
45:00 <Beehhh> why being so defensive hellfury
45:00 <Beehhh> why being so defensive hellfury
47:00 <HellFury> im not but you already posted same url
47:00 <President_Trump> anyone seen this?
47:00 <President_Trump> https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5218244/jessica-falkholt-home-and-away-acrtress-car-crash/
47:00 <HellFury> im not but you already posted same url
47:00 <President_Trump> anyone seen this?
47:00 <President_Trump> https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5218244/jessica-falkholt-home-and-away-acrtress-car-crash/
48:00 <Beehhh> Look like a scene from the jeppers creepers
48:00 <Beehhh> Look like a scene from the jeppers creepers
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49:55 <Student> Greetings
51:00 <Beehhh> Hope i can make it to toronto, cold is better for me
51:00 <President_Trump> what about norell?
51:00 <Beehhh> I will bring her when im able
51:00 <Beehhh> Hope i can make it to toronto, cold is better for me
51:00 <President_Trump> what about norell?
51:00 <Beehhh> I will bring her when im able
52:00 <Beehhh> I dont see a man in her
52:00 <Beehhh> Transgender are female just the better version
52:00 <Beehhh> I dont see a man in her
52:00 <Beehhh> Transgender are female just the better version
53:00 <Beehhh> Liked the new blade runner
53:00 <Beehhh> The hero is a sick gyy
53:00 <Beehhh> Liked the new blade runner
53:00 <Beehhh> The hero is a sick gyy
54:00 <Beehhh> Cant type on ipad mini
54:00 <Beehhh> Cant type on ipad mini
55:00 <Beehhh> I drove from and to adel and brissie million times
55:00 <Beehhh> Nobody knows the road better than i
55:00 <Beehhh> I drove from and to adel and brissie million times
55:00 <Beehhh> Nobody knows the road better than i
56:00 <Beehhh> Time when i was alive and being
56:00 <President_Trump> england is like bangledesh only colder
56:00 <Beehhh> Time when i was alive and being
56:00 <President_Trump> england is like bangledesh only colder
57:00 <Beehhh> England is a land of your forefathers, something must be good here
57:00 <President_Trump> the england of today is not
57:00 <Beehhh> England is a land of your forefathers, something must be good here
57:00 <President_Trump> the england of today is not
58:00 <Beehhh> You never knew
58:00 <ibiza> When the beat goin like that boom boom,
58:00 <ibiza> Girl, I want to put you all up in my room.
58:00 <ibiza> I wanna put you up against that wall.
58:00 <ibiza> Throw you on the bed and take your clothes off.
58:00 <ibiza> Everybody don't like it slow, consider me one of them folk.
58:00 <ibiza> Lets get to it,
58:00 <ibiza> Get to it,
58:00 <ibiza> Get to it.
58:00 <Beehhh> So cold im under three blankets
58:00 <Beehhh> You never knew
58:00 <ibiza> When the beat goin like that boom boom,
58:00 <ibiza> Girl, I want to put you all up in my room.
58:00 <ibiza> I wanna put you up against that wall.
58:00 <ibiza> Throw you on the bed and take your clothes off.
58:00 <ibiza> Everybody don't like it slow, consider me one of them folk.
58:00 <ibiza> Lets get to it,
58:00 <ibiza> Get to it,
58:00 <ibiza> Get to it.
58:00 <Beehhh> So cold im under three blankets
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00:00 <Beehhh> My sis marrying the third bloke in straya to give him the citizenship of aust
00:00 <Beehhh> 1st bangladesh, 2nd pakistan, 3rd india, and they all got through
00:00 <Beehhh> My sis marrying the third bloke in straya to give him the citizenship of aust
00:00 <Beehhh> 1st bangladesh, 2nd pakistan, 3rd india, and they all got through
02:00 <Beehhh> I want move to a more colder reigion
02:00 <Beehhh> I want move to a more colder reigion
02:29 <Student> welcome back simba
03:00 <ibiza> become a Pastafarianism
03:00 <Beehhh> Cats dont like cold, dogs do, no bugs or becteria can grow in cold
03:00 <Guest60445> heat kills bacteria
03:00 <President_Trump> your sis should marry norell
03:00 <ibiza> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
03:00 <ibiza> become a Pastafarianism
03:00 <Beehhh> Cats dont like cold, dogs do, no bugs or becteria can grow in cold
03:00 <Guest60445> heat kills bacteria
03:00 <President_Trump> your sis should marry norell
03:00 <ibiza> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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04:00 <Beehhh> She cant stand ladyboys 
04:00 <Beehhh> Shes marrying males
04:00 <Beehhh> She cant stand ladyboys 
04:00 <Beehhh> Shes marrying males
05:00 <Guest60445> she is ?
05:00 <Guest60445> good night melborune
05:00 <Beehhh> Who is?
05:00 <Guest60445> stay cool and hydrated its a hot hot night - hot in the city !
05:00 <Guest60445> she is ?
05:00 <Guest60445> good night melborune
05:00 <Beehhh> Who is?
05:00 <Guest60445> stay cool and hydrated its a hot hot night - hot in the city !
06:00 <Guest60445> she your sister
06:00 <Beehhh> Im freezing here in london babe
06:00 <Beehhh> Was my sis havent seen my family for ten years
06:00 <Guest60445> she your sister
06:00 <Beehhh> Im freezing here in london babe
06:00 <Beehhh> Was my sis havent seen my family for ten years
07:00 <Beehhh> All three lives in melb inc my twin
07:00 <Beehhh> All three lives in melb inc my twin
08:00 <Beehhh> Thanks to the unprovoked deportation never lets me back in since
08:00 <Beehhh> Thanks to the unprovoked deportation never lets me back in since
09:00 <Student> Greetings
09:00 <Student> Greetings
12:00 <ibiza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rLz5AZBIA&list=PLLVXVUsh5jZ5lI8C3Rk6ZXCUe5tiQohwg&index=8
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Timbaland - The Way I Are ft. Keri Hilson, D.O.E., Sebastian (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 201,781,831 views views - 527,860 likes (97.3%), 14,868 dislikes (2.7%)
12:00 <ibiza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rLz5AZBIA&list=PLLVXVUsh5jZ5lI8C3Rk6ZXCUe5tiQohwg&index=8
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Timbaland - The Way I Are ft. Keri Hilson, D.O.E., Sebastian (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 201,781,831 views views - 527,860 likes (97.3%), 14,868 dislikes (2.7%)
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33:00 <Donald> Dickhead
33:00 <Donald> Dickhead
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35:50 <President_Trump> props tho
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36:00 <Donald> Dickhead
36:00 <Donald> Dickhead
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36:37 <i-tried> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5214639/Home-Away-actress-fighting-life-horror-crash.html
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38:00 <Donald> Fucking idiot
38:00 <Donald> Fucking idiot
38:57 <i-tried> http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/27/home-away-actress-jessica-falkholt-fighting-life-car-crash-7186315/
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39:30 <apocalypsenow> anyone with a 144+iq, with a diverse investment portfolio and cash in the bank, come to #144+iq'ers
40:49 <i-tried> fatigue kills
41:17 <i-tried> when we were driving we took kattle's chilli crips
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47:12 <i-tried> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/38421009/policeman-kicked-in-the-head-in-vicious-shopping-centre-attack/
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48:42 <i-tried> i hope you get more black people
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08:08 <i-tried> no more home n away now
08:48 * President_Trump slaps Jules around a bit with a large trout
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21:05 <i-tried> i heard people in norway are nice people
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29:56 <i-tried> 40 degree is not norm
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